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Philip K. Dick Speaks (Sorta)

futileboy writes "Erik Davis put together this posthumous interview of Philip K. Dick from some tapes he found (he explains how it came together in his introduction to the interview). It comes off pretty clean."

251 comments

  1. Sad news ... Philip K. Dick, dead at 53 by sulli · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Sci Fi writer Philip K. Dick was found dead in his Berkeley home. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

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    1. Re:Sad news ... Philip K. Dick, dead at 53 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just heard some good news on talk radio - Slashdotter sulli was found dead in his bathroom. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his posts, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

    2. Re:Sad news ... Philip K. Dick, dead at 53 by qbproger · · Score: 1

      IF you read the article, that happened in 1982

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    3. Re:Sad news ... Philip K. Dick, dead at 53 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      What if I didn't read the article? Then when did it happen?

    4. Re:Sad news ... Philip K. Dick, dead at 53 by Valar · · Score: 1

      Am I on crack or is that moderated funny? What is funny about it?

    5. Re:Sad news ... Philip K. Dick, dead at 53 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Sigh* Ya know, it's no longer funny as soon as someone explains it, but ok. this should explain. The SK troll is classic, but has fallen out of popularity recently, and this is a pun on that.

    6. Re:Sad news ... Philip K. Dick, dead at 53 by multimed · · Score: 1

      It's funny because it's verbatim the text posted in the past only referring to Stephen King--it was a rumor that had some teeth & spread beyond slashdot.

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    7. Re:Sad news ... Philip K. Dick, dead at 53 by Valar · · Score: 1

      ah. sadly, i didn't connect the two at all... thanks.

    8. Re:Sad news ... Philip K. Dick, dead at 53 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you like Sci-Fi/Fantasy cinema, literature and publications you should visit futurenoir.com

    9. Re:Sad news ... Philip K. Dick, dead at 53 by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Funny

      As soon as I heard that, I reached for my can of UBIK. Now the fresh-roast quantum mechanical aroma of the newly undead now fills my room. Phil lives!

    10. Re:Sad news ... Philip K. Dick, dead at 53 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  2. First Spelling Mistage Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    psthumous???

    1. Re:First Spelling Mistage Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha you failed it to the GNAA!

      GNAA ownz all you lunix lusers

    2. Re:First Spelling Mistage Post by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Two words:

      "Grammer Syndrome."

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    3. Re:First Spelling Mistage Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kelsey Grammer! Toons!

    4. Re:First Spelling Mistage Post by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I've seen it spelt "posthummus" - is that when you do something after eating Greek chickpea pate?

    5. Re:First Spelling Mistage Post by extremely · · Score: 1
      The scary thing is, try putting "Grammer Syndrome" into Google as a phrase (that means cut-n-paste the quotes too, for ACs out there) and you'll discover that it hasn't ever been used on Google's version of the net before.

      Nice. That is getting immortalized. Interestingly, the proper phrase "Grammar Syndrome" isn't all that popular either. I think you've named the phenom and also cracked the first joke on it all at the same time. Someone should mod that up.

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  3. Hmmm by gavinR · · Score: 4, Funny

    Funny, because "pretty clean" isn't really something I'd ever describe PKD as having been.

    1. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Funny, because "pretty clean" isn't really something I'd ever describe PKD as having been.

      He was a dirty bastard?

    2. Re:Hmmm by gavinR · · Score: 1

      In the Ol' Dirty Bastard drug-using sense of the word, yeah, I guess he was. Good call.

  4. The L. Ron Hubbard Inteview was .... by Usagi_yo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Abrubtly cut short when he was asked about the marked improvement in his writing style and ability since his death.

  5. huh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    eh he he he said dick hrm he he

  6. Uhm. by st0rmshadow · · Score: 1

    lousy psthumous interviews... Hasn't this guy been dead for a while? I don't know what sulli's talking about. Great writer, though.

  7. Ghostscript Seance? by chris_sawtell · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interesting application of Ghostscript

    1. Re:Ghostscript Seance? by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

      It's not interesting, it's funny.

  8. First post correcting 'First Spelling Mistage Post by Snoopy77 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Mistage?

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  9. Mr. Dick by grub · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Mr. Dick, "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" was the basis for Blade Runner. What was your favourite, the original or the director's cut?

    Ha! You can't answer because you're dead!
    I think I better to go bed.

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    1. Re:Mr. Dick by Daengbo · · Score: 1
      When I was young, I read SF anthologies constantly, and it is my opinion that they
      1. Have the best titles of any media, and
      2. Make the best movies
    2. Re:Mr. Dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, YOU are dead, and I'm alive

      PKD

  10. Credit where credit is due by Raul654 · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least now because of Mr. Hubbard, when movie critics die, they known for sure what movie is going to be playing on a continious loop in Hell's Metroplex. Poor Gene Siskel...

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    1. Re:Credit where credit is due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BLADE RUNNER!!!!!

    2. Re:Credit where credit is due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yup

  11. Insulting to PKD and his fans by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh wow, "Electronic Voice phenomenon?" Spare me. All this page needed was a midi playing "Age of Aquarius."

    PKD's writing are strongly rationalist with an intelligent approach to figuring out the strange phenomenon in his life. I think its insulting to turn him into a new age "John Edwards" bullshit spiritual medium commodity.

    > Subsequent research proved, however, that all of the quotations have already made an appearance somewhere in Dick's fiction, letters, or essays.

    No shit. Maybe because the "voice" he heard on the tape was nothing more than the subconscious projecting quotes hes read elsewhere onto nothing more than tape static and other ambigious sounds from the original recording.

    Maybe next week slashdot can expose how Ozzy put all those satanic messages into his albums.

    1. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also here's the skepdic entry for electronic voice phenomenon.

      If anyone is really interested in PKD (on of my favorite authors) they can check out this great PKD fan site.

      If you like what you see, get a copy of "A Scanner Darkly," you won't regret it.

    2. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by sbszine · · Score: 3

      Oh wow, "Electronic Voice phenomenon?" Spare me. All this page needed was a midi playing "Age of Aquarius."

      I think it was intended as a tongue in cheek comment... y'know, a joke? The author is probably as sceptical as you are about EVP etc. Lighten up.

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    3. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a rationalist. I'm also a PKD fan. PKD was no rationalist. I mean, did you ever even READ the Exegesis?

    4. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by eggplantpasta · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was just the authors funny (ha, ha, joke, jest jape) way of introducing his fictional interview made up of real PKD quotes.

      Or was your comment meant to be humour and it's gone over my head?

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    5. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks so much, Captain Obvious! I was really interested in Philip K Dick, and you helped me navigate the byzantine morass of the internet to find www.philipkdick.com! Who woulda thunk it? Thank you again for all your help, I really have no idea how I would find www.philipkdick.com without you!

    6. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by JoeBuck · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you think that PKD's writings are "strongly rationalist", you haven't read much of him.

    7. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by agshekeloh · · Score: 2

      Am I the only one who got that the whole description of where this came from was a joke? Sheesh.

    8. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by philip_dick · · Score: 2, Funny

      The whole "interview" is a crock of shit. I never spoke to that asswipe in my whole death and I never will.

      Every bit of that interview came from snippets of quotes (even a couple of misquotes) from when I was living.

      The idea that the non-living would/could communicate (especially to that mystic nitwit) via analogue tape hiss is absurd.

      Of course, optical fiber is the very best medium for communications between the living and the post-living. Did you know that at least 28% of /. posters are dead?

    9. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you think that PKD's writings are "strongly rationalist", you haven't read much of him." ....go on? Or is that it? Oh, we are not worthy of your time, master!

    10. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      YOU try writing coherently while a superintelligent satellite beams reruns of the Roman empire into your brain! I bet that you couldn't even purple monkey dishwasher! But then, again, long term drug abuse does have its downside.

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    11. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by st1nky187 · · Score: 1

      The electronic voice technique this guy is talking about has its roots not in Thomas Edison but in the experiments of some East European mad scientist name Raudive. He wrote some book about it and then someone else wrote a book about that, called "Voices from the Tape" William Burroughs read that book at some point and it became hip and post-modern. Some record label just re-released a cd of the original Raudive "experiments."

    12. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by mink · · Score: 1

      So life is like FFX where 1 out of every 4 people are dead, but they dont know it.

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    13. Re:Insulting to PKD and his fans by ralphus · · Score: 2, Informative
      I agree. I'm a huge dickhead. VALIS is actually beaming this post into my head right now.

      If you want to know about dick in his own words read The Shifting Realities of Philip K Dick and/or the essayHow To Build A Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later.

      Dick was a one of a kind crazy literary genius who is totally underrated. I wish he had lived longer.

      I highly recommend any PKD book to anyone who wants to get an open mind and science fiction like no other. Don't make a judgement on him based on the movies you have seen that are based on his writings, namely Blade Runner, Total Recall, & Minority Report. The only one that came close to doing him justice was Blade Runner, but it fell far short in my opinion but is a good movie in its own right.

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  12. Right.... by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Interviews with ghosts.... next thing you know, Slashdot will be reporting that some financially unsound software company will be suing... I dunno, IBM saying that they own Linux or something like that.

    1. Re:Right.... by PaulK · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are times, however, when we need to revisit the past, to get a better perception of the present.

      The man had an incredible insight into the social development of mankind as a whole.

      He was the fictional equivalent of Alvin Toffler, (i.e. Future Shock), and Desmond Morris, (i.e. The Naked Ape).

      It never fails to amaze me how often we lose sight of our collective image. It's things like this that make me slow down, and look around.

    2. Re:Right.... by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      He was the fictional equivalent of Alvin Toffler, (i.e. Future Shock), and Desmond Morris, (i.e. The Naked Ape).
      I'm not sure this is a compliment. As I recall, The Naked Ape is generally laughed at by anthopologists, and my memory of Future Shock is that parts of it read like the rantings of Dr. Stangelove.
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  13. By the time we create an intelligent machine... by caitsith01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... we will have done so much speculating about how it will behave that the poor thing will probably just have a nervous breakdown and explode. Imagine being born and being presented with a huge book psychoanalysing your every emotion and impression in detail. The pressure to go crazy and enslave mankind would be enough to make you go crazy and enslave mankind.

    I am much more interested to hear what sci-fi authors have to say about near-future technologies (e.g. the stuff in this article about surveillance systems) than what they have to say about what things will be like when the earth is ruled by superintelligent robots.

    Girl: Remember when those cyborgs enslaved humanity?
    Fry: Uh... yeah, that rings a bell.

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    1. Re:By the time we create an intelligent machine... by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      Imagine being born and being presented with a huge book psychoanalysing your every emotion and impression in detail. The pressure to go crazy and enslave mankind would be enough to make you go crazy and enslave mankind.
      Is the human condition any different?
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    2. Re:By the time we create an intelligent machine... by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      Imagine being born and being presented with a huge book psychoanalysing your every emotion and impression in detail. The pressure to go crazy and enslave mankind would be enough to make you go crazy and enslave mankind.

      My advice to you is: don't go visit any wibsites with 'blog' in their name.

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  14. Definition of "posthumous" by yerricde · · Score: 1

    The "psthumous" is a typo for "posthumous" (PAHS ch@ m@s), which indeed comes from Latin meaning "after burial". It most often refers to works published after the author's death or an award granted to a person after his death.

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    1. Re:Definition of "posthumous" by st0rmshadow · · Score: 1

      I know what posthumous means, I was needlessly pointing out the fact he spelled it wrong.

  15. I can do the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Here's an interview with George Bush, taken from tapes:

    Me: Does Iraq have WMDs?

    GWB: Yes.

    Me: Honestly?

    W: Uh...yes?

    Me: Truly?

    W: Karl told me so and he's always right about politics.

    Me: He did?

    W: Well he told me they didn't have any but to say that they did.

    1. Re:I can do the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      John Stewart did it before you, and did it better.

      What part of "The gibbering public just doesn't give a shit" do you not understand?!!!!

  16. SCORE ... -1, SHEEP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bush said the same things that Clinton said when HE bombed Iraq. I don't remember you critisizing Clinton, but I must be mistaken?

    1. Re:SCORE ... -1, SHEEP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you remember anything from that long ago?

      I don't remember you saying Iraq was bad back then.

    2. Re:SCORE ... -1, SHEEP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember sticking my fat cock in your mouth, but hey, maybe that was another Anonymous Coward.

    3. Re:SCORE ... -1, SHEEP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your memory is a little hazy... you're confusing me with your mom again...

    4. Re:SCORE ... -1, SHEEP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well your mom has such a big and fat cock that it is easy to get confused...

    5. Re:SCORE ... -1, SHEEP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anything you said invalidate any thing regarding the claims about Iraq's WMD programs that have yet to be validated?

    6. Re:SCORE ... -1, SHEEP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here we go again with another troll that uses homosexual imagery as an attack weapon. What is it with your Pro-Bush guys that you have to go on attack when delaing with a liberal and turn it into a cock sucking match? Is it because maybe you're GAY!!!!? I can't tell you how many times I've cornered a conservative on Slashdot and they finally wind up yelling at me about how they want to anally rape my dead body. Or maybe they plan to come and beat me to a bloody pulp and use my mouth as a sperm bank. I just don't get it. These supposedly righteous conservative types always end up wanting to get into some really hardcore gay action scenes. I think maybe repressed homosexuality results in conservatism. I've seen it over and over and over. Face it dude. You're queer and you're unhappy because you're not letting yourself be queer. Get over it. Just come out of the closet already!

  17. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod up, this is relevant to most of PKD's writings.

  18. History of trolling on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  19. So.. what's the deal...? by krahd · · Score: 1

    I do not understand, adding his own questions to pre-recorded phrases does not hold any sense, does it? He can twist it any way he wants... ("genuine dialogue"???!!? wtf?).

    What I liked about the article is the "The reality slips and cartoon metaphysics of The Matrix" phrase. A great synthesis of the trilogy (which, btw, i happen to like a lot).

    --krahd

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  20. Someone has to say it... by HiredMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    "psthumous"?

    What's that mean - he's whispering from beyond the grave?

    <Rimshot> Sorry.

    =TKK

    1. Re:Someone has to say it... by Surak · · Score: 1

      "psthumous"?

      Oh. NOW I get the Ghostscript joke. :)

  21. Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mysticism by Nova+Express · · Score: 5, Informative

    Personally, I'm not offended by the obviously fictional framing device (lame though it may be), but it would only be fair to have references to all the interviews that these replies have been lifted from. After all, "fair use" implies that you're using the materially fairly. Not providing credit where credit is due isn't fair at all.

    Also, the comment about Dick's ideas infusing The Matrix is true as far as it goes, but misses one important point. Dick was an SF writer firmly grounded in the field, and would never have made as obvious and asinine mistake as violating the Second Law of Thermodynamics the way The Matrix's idiotic "humans as batteries" backstory does.

    Finally, the "spirit voices" tap shtick is especially lame considering the very sophisticated Gnostic sources and theories Dick turned to after his mystical "pink light" experience in 1974. Dick may have been wrong in the later mystical leanings that informed works like Valis, but he was never a believer in the type of fraudulent spiritual hucksterism that continues to rip off "new age" believers even today.

    Suggested reading: Philip K. Dick: The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Ubik, Time Out of Joint, and (after you've read the rest) Valis and In Pursuit of Valis: Selections from the Exegesis.

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  22. Slashdot should add a "bat-boy" Icon by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Really though, this is straight out off the super market tabloid rack.

    from the article:
    "I was experimenting with electronic voice phenomena. I was recording the analog noise between tracks on a scratchy old copy of Karl Muck conducting Parzifal with the Bayreuth Festival Chorus onto a cassette tape. Then I would cut, splice, and process the tape in various ways, and then listen to the results. On the third attempt I heard a voice that I recognized, from a tape once available through the Philip K. Dick Society, as belonging to the late science fiction writer. More incredible was my discovery that, by recording my own questions on the same cassette tape, I was able to initiate a genuine dialogue with this mysterious voice. Subsequent research proved, however, that all of the quotations have already made an appearance somewhere in Dick's fiction, letters, or essays. Nonetheless, the conversation seems worth presenting"

    Jumping crack-heads on pogo-sticks batman!
    What crack are the editors smoking and please pass it because my reality distortion field is waning and I need a hook up before the shakes set in.

    The page is only "text" from this supposed "interview" and none of the cut-spliced-processed audio is to be found.
    This is utter crap, if the audio was present it would at least have some artistic merit and therefore interest of value, but there is nothing but the rantings for those who wear shiny foil hats squarely screwed to their brows and interview excerpts readily available on Google!

    Mod me down for being a troll, but /. just sank to new lows. I mean c'mon couldn't roll out the Bill of Nine or an SCO rant so we had to troll the readers with "bat-boy" fodder?

    1. Re:Slashdot should add a "bat-boy" Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be an android, since you missed the author's attempt at homour.

    2. Re:Slashdot should add a "bat-boy" Icon by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'd be an android if I laughed at any ol' thang someone thought was funny.

      The Laugh-track is just that android.
      But you see I have a mind, a self oriented point of reason and my own take on what the F*CK is funny thank u oh so very much.

    3. Re:Slashdot should add a "bat-boy" Icon by kubrick · · Score: 1

      What crack are the editors smoking and please pass it because my reality distortion field is waning and I need a hook up before the shakes set in.

      Obviously you need to develop a more twisted sense of humour. Reading more PKD might help :)

      (This "spirit voice" stuff isn't a very funny joke, but it is at least an attempt in a somewhat Dickian style...)

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    4. Re:Slashdot should add a "bat-boy" Icon by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ya ya ya.
      Last guy said about humor.
      My reply stands so read it.

      As far as PKD, I've read him and loved his work.
      I myself do have a very dark sense of humor.

      However, moronic slapstick isn't my bag-o-tea.
      It reads too much like any number of the litany of tinfoil hat wearing-new age powerbead wearing-ufo worshipping-cia fearing-midnight anal probing-black helicopter flying-mayan calander datebook reading-illuminati singing bavarian folksongs over fat steins at the WTO commitee meeting-psychic wormhole tunneling-mindfield bending-time traveling-ramtha worshipping-crystal rubbing-crop circle hunting-chem trail conspiracy-antichrist numerology-mankind as reptoid slave race-hollow earth-awww what the fuck geocity uber-conspiracy circle jerk
      FOR ME TO EVEN TRY TO LAUGH.

      'cuz it just ain't funny.

      So enough about the "humor".
      Just because some one tries to be funny doesn't mean they can even come close.

      And the best joke of all...
      Everyone understand pain and suffering.
      Very few will find your joke funny.

      Universal turmoil vs. the "in-joke".
      Now that's comedy.

    5. Re:Slashdot should add a "bat-boy" Icon by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Universal turmoil vs. the "in-joke".
      Now that's comedy.


      All humour is dependent on context; Arthur Koestler wrote a very good book on this, can't remember what it was called though. Supposedly 'universal humour' generally depends on culturally fashioned norms -- the in-joke is just shared with a smaller culture. By the same token, some of the people you "dissed" in your list above would see their peers as making sense/being funny/whatever was meant...

      By the way, I'd say that much humour is moronic in nature anyway, generally revolving around the "there but for the grace of God go I" principle. Whistling in the dark.

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    6. Re:Slashdot should add a "bat-boy" Icon by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      All humour is dependent on context;

      Exactly.
      Also, read up on Huxley and "reality tunnels"... the "Doors of Perception" is the book I believe (the book also inspired the naming of the 'Doors').

      Thank you for the kindred spirits and some insight.

    7. Re:Slashdot should add a "bat-boy" Icon by big_gibbon · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between recognising that something's supposed to be a joke and not finding it funny, and not recognising the joke and thinking the guy's being serious.

      This is where you fell down.

      P

  23. If I mod down the article do all posts go down 1? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ok. I did RTFA and this quote; "Subsequent research proved, however, that all of the quotations have already made an appearance somewhere in Dick's fiction, letters, or essays" allows that maybe the author is not a pompus ass. However, it looks like this guy is taking himself seriously, so GAH!

    It is not far enough out of context to be funny or slanderous, but not in context enough to be worth the paper is is written on... oh. Never mind.

    And why can't I mod down the whole artical, isn't this a heirachical database? :-)

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  24. What a wierd article. by quinkin · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What a wierd article.

    It kind of goes to prove that old adage (variously attributed to C.S Lewis or Aurthur C. Clarke) science fiction is the only genuine consciousness expanding drug. (Trust me, I have checked).

    Mind you, I think someone should have told P. K. Dick that before 1982.

    Favourite Quote: "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."

    Q.

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  25. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by fanatic · · Score: 1

    as obvious and asinine mistake as violating the Second Law of Thermodynamics the way The Matrix's idiotic "humans as batteries" backstory does.

    YES! YES! If I wasn't commenting elsewhere in this thread, I'd mod you up to high-heaven.

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  26. What is WITH that category picture? by gotr00t · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can we plz change the picture that is associated with sci fi? Everytime I see that weird looking face, I get a little freaked out.

    1. Re:What is WITH that category picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. Just plain freaky.

    2. Re:What is WITH that category picture? by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

      2nd that.

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    3. Re:What is WITH that category picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's Balock! You can't get rid of Balock!

      quote "Having permitted your primitive efforts to see my form, I trust it has pleased your curiosity"

      That creature doesn't really exist though, this little kid who is the real Balock projected that image to scare Kirk and Spock.

    4. Re:What is WITH that category picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sci fi is SUPPOSED to freak you out. You can always read Martha Stewart if you don't want a little horror in your life.

    5. Re:What is WITH that category picture? by h00pla · · Score: 3, Funny
      If you don't like the puppet Balok, they could always change it to the picture of the real Balok

      Don't let him freak you out. Relax and have some Trania.

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    6. Re:What is WITH that category picture? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Can we plz change the picture

      Yes. I'd rather not have a Star Trek image; especially not this one.

    7. Re:What is WITH that category picture? by UCRowerG · · Score: 1
      Sci fi is SUPPOSED to freak you out. You can always read Martha Stewart if you don't want a little horror in your life.

      That depends on your opinion of Martha and her little hand-crochetted doilies.

    8. Re:What is WITH that category picture? by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ever watch "Serial Mom"?
      I'm sure Kathleen Turner's character bears absolutely no similarites to any personalities living or dead.

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    9. Re:What is WITH that category picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not Ghey enough for slashdot, GET OUT!

    10. Re:What is WITH that category picture? by Openadvocate · · Score: 1

      Me 2, I hate it. like this one.

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    11. Re:What is WITH that category picture? by Decaffeinated+Jedi · · Score: 1
      Can we plz change the picture that is associated with sci fi? Everytime I see that weird looking face, I get a little freaked out.
      Would you prefer that they went with a picture of Clint Howard, the actor who played Balok (in a roundabout way)? He's at least twice as creepy as the puppet.
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  27. Bizarre Cool Stuff by fanatic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I still remember one of the first PKD things I read.

    Some guy meets a chick at a party who gives him some drugs. Then he watches the president on tv and sees a monster with writhing tentacles. But everything else looks normal.

    Comes to find out, the drug he was given was an anti-hallucinogen. Everyone who gets it sees some hideous thing when lookig at the President because there are already drugs in the water. But everyone sees a different hideous thing when on the anti-hallucinogen, but everyone sees the same thing on the hallucinogen....

    I'm pretty sure this is PKD. Something in my head says there's a slight chance it was Phillip Jose Farmer, but I don't think so.

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    1. Re:Bizarre Cool Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or could had been Norman Spinrad? DIIK, been codeing too long...

    2. Re:Bizarre Cool Stuff by CrazyClimber · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is PKD and it's called "Faith of Our Fathers." It's available only in the anthology Dangerous Visions.

      http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faith_of_our_Fathe rs

    3. Re:Bizarre Cool Stuff by dswensen · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, it's also available in Selected Stories of Philip K. Dick. That's where I first read it.

      The title is available at the Science Fiction Book Club, as well. If you like Philip K. Dick, pick up William Tenn's Immodest Proposals and Dimensions of Sheckley while you're there.

    4. Re:Bizarre Cool Stuff by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

      You might also enjoy John Carpenter's craptacular classic They Live! Also, Stanislaw Lem's The Futurological Conference .

    5. Re:Bizarre Cool Stuff by trauma · · Score: 1

      Also in The Collected Stories of Philip K. Dick, Volume 5 subtitled "The Eye Of The Sibyl". The entire 5-volume set is a collection of Dick's shorter works spanning many years, highly recommended as examples of Dick's earlier work in the pulps.

    6. Re:Bizarre Cool Stuff by nusuth · · Score: 1

      And in collected stories series. I can't verify it right now, as I'm at work. But I've read very few PKD short fiction outside of five volume collected stories and I remember the story.

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    7. Re:Bizarre Cool Stuff by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      You sure this is fiction? I've long suspected that Dubya was Cthulhu in disguise.

    8. Re:Bizarre Cool Stuff by kylearin · · Score: 1

      He's not evil enough...

    9. Re:Bizarre Cool Stuff by fanatic · · Score: 1

      He's not evil enough...

      Which one?

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  28. Ask Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come everytime I go to use the fucking shower, our house guest is in there?

    1. Re:Ask Slashdot... by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

      How come everytime I go to use the fucking shower, our house guest is in there?

      Answer

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    2. Re:Ask Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh... sorry -- I posted in the wrong forum again.

    3. Re:Ask Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      she's waiting for you to fuck her?

  29. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by bad_fx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Also, the comment about Dick's ideas infusing The Matrix is true as far as it goes, but misses one important point. Dick was an SF writer firmly grounded in the field, and would never have made as obvious and asinine mistake as violating the Second Law of Thermodynamics the way The Matrix's idiotic "humans as batteries" backstory does.

    Actually the original script apparently had a (slightly) more plausible explanation - the machines used humans as components in a sort of huge neural network, and the point of the matrix was to keep the conscious parts of the brain occupied while they use the rest as needed (ties in nicely with the whole humans only use 10 percent of their brain thing.) But apparently that was too complicated for the average Joe Moviegoer so they dumbed it down to the stupid batteries thing. Blah.

  30. Probably not a joke at all to the author by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Informative

    Do a google search on the author and you'll find he's pretty serious about mysticism. Hell, his bio on frontwheeldrive decribes him as practicing alchemy. I'm afraid this is not a joke.

    1. Re:Probably not a joke at all to the author by Bush+Pig · · Score: 3, Funny

      The alchemy is probably from a purely practical need to synthesise more, and better quality, drugs.

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    2. Re:Probably not a joke at all to the author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm afraid this is not a joke."

      Nice back-pedalling. But don't try and pin your inability to recognize humour, without it being labelled as such, on other people, ok? We all got it.

      At a wild guess, I'd say you were 'educated' in America, right? I hear sarcasm tags are going to be in the next release of Mozilla, so hang on in there...

    3. Re:Probably not a joke at all to the author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My organic chemistry professor at Johns Hopkins claimed to be a dedicated alchemist. I don't think he actually thought he was going to turn lead into gold, but he sure turned his knowlege of chemistry into a fat paycheck.

    4. Re:Probably not a joke at all to the author by Zan+Zu+from+Eridu · · Score: 1
      Yes, he's serious about mysticism, explicitly about neo- (techno) gnosticism. So alchemy fits PKD quite well; alchemy is a mixture of a mystic/gnostic (religious) philosophy called Hermeticism and "hacking reality".

      PS: alchemism is not about making gold. To a Hermetic alchemist, the transmutation of lesser elements to gold was only an indicator of his own spiritual (mystical) transmutation. Attemping to make gold without attempting the spiritual transmutation would only produce "fools gold".

      Alchemy (and Hermeticism in general) are actually quite interresting and refreshing when put against other religious philosophies (no commandments, intellectual work is godly) and practices (rituals should not only have psychological effects, but physical effects also).

  31. PKD repeats himself by Jormundgard · · Score: 1

    Oh, he's become a victim of his own storylines. Lol.

  32. PKD is amazing by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

    He is an amazing author. I've read around twelve of his books. I started with VALIS, and my most recent is The Galactic Pot Healer. I've actually d/led many of his novels off Kazaa, and am slowly replacing the PDF's with real books as I can afford it.

    If you like The Matrix, VALIS will throw you for a trip.

    --
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    1. Re:PKD is amazing by kruntiform · · Score: 1

      Valis is amazing, but I don't think it'd be the best one for a PKD newbie to start with because it's so whacked out. Scanner Darkly would be a better one I think. If you liked Valis, BTW, you'd find Radio Free Albemuth interesting -- it's another version of his Valis story.

  33. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by August_zero · · Score: 3, Informative

    (ties in nicely with the whole humans only use 10 percent of their brain thing.)

    Nice indeed, unless you account for the fact that the "10% of the brain" shtick is completely false. It's a popular myth that has been propagated endlessly in science fiction.

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  34. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by mattdm · · Score: 1

    The much more plausible computational network explanation is still perfectly consistant with the movies. In fact, it's *more* consistant than the silly battery one -- it goes a long way towards explaining why the matrix works as it does. (In a hand-waving sci-fi fan sort of way, you understand.)

    The thing is, the free-world Zion humans either don't understand this, or else the ones that do don't necessarily share that information -- preferring to give the battery story to new recruits.

  35. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Snoopy77 · · Score: 4, Funny

    as obvious and asinine mistake as violating the Second Law of Thermodynamics the way The Matrix's idiotic "humans as batteries" backstory does

    Yeah, cause when I walked out of the theatre after seeing it everyone was talking about it's obvious flaw and whether or not the Second Law of Thermodynamics could be circumvented by machines with greater intellect.

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  36. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think that Morpheous was incorrect about the need of humans as batteries. I think he was told that, but that isn't really what's going on. That's why it doesn't make sense. I think we will see what humans are really for in the next series.

    If they follow the VALIS storyline, neo will end up as the next Morpheous, looking for the real One. And that's where it will end, and there will be no more movies.

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  37. Phillip reminds me of .... by Information+Minister · · Score: 0, Troll
    PHIL MIDICK :-)

    Say it really slowwwwwwww if you don't get it.

  38. Re:FPoost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GNAA can eat a dick. I will succeed on a f1rst pr10st and beat the GNAA! They will be slobbering on my knob in a few hours. Fucking faggots.

  39. Offtopic SF story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A couple of decades ago my grade 10 class had to read Bradbury's "The Martian Chronicles", so I did. A friend asked me how I liked the book. I responded "not really - why would Bradbury choose the cumbersome name 'Y11a' (pronounced 'Why-Eleven-A') as a main character's name?" My friend responded "You're an idiot - her name was Ylla" (pronounced 'Yill-la'). I mentally pronounced the wrong awkward name for the entire length of the novel.

    I never did understand that novel.

    1. Re:Offtopic SF story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an ASS!!! Shut up ass! You SO FAIL IT!!! Fucking asshole ass! Ass you!

  40. Get a writer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was FUNNY (notice the all caps, its just that funny)

    Good thing I caught it before someone mods it down below my threshold, I might have missed out on the best bit of humor posted on /. all week.

  41. He seems bitter, like most great minds. by banal+avenger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actual quote from linked article:
    I do seem attracted to trash, as if the clue lies there.

    Feh, most great minds are. His waning years sound rather like the trials of Kurt Vonnegut. Disillusioned with the fact that his recent literature has not been well recieved, he blames it on the population rather than himself. It's a shame though: Kurt Vonnegut's earlier work was revolutionary, just like Philip K. Dick's writings.

    1. Re:He seems bitter, like most great minds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word up, but I was completely lost as to what the point of Confessions of a Crap Artist was. I "got" just about everything Vonnegut wrote, though.

    2. Re:He seems bitter, like most great minds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blasphemy!

      thats not what the KV interview is about at all.

    3. Re:He seems bitter, like most great minds. by banal+avenger · · Score: 1

      blasphemy! thats not what the KV interview is about at all.

      Ahh, yes, an unfortunate error. The correct, pertinent interview can be found at Salon.

      I've begun to notice that ACs seem to do better at moderating than most moderators do. God bless the AC.

    4. Re:He seems bitter, like most great minds. by Earlybird · · Score: 2, Informative

      As the other poster points out, the quote has nothing to do with bitterness. For more information about Dick's trash sensibilities, see Alexander Star's The God In The Trash: The Fantastic Life and Oracular Work of Philip K. Dick (The New Republic, 1993-12-06), the finest essay-length biography of Dick I have had the pleasure of reading.

  42. Re:FPoost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you, sir, are truly a beautiful slashdot anomaly, please keep us informed of your activities.

  43. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by neo · · Score: 1

    "Dick was an SF writer firmly grounded in the field, and would never have made as obvious and asinine mistake as violating the Second Law of Thermodynamics the way The Matrix's idiotic "humans as batteries" backstory does."

    You're assuming that wasn't a lie propogated by the computer to appease questioning minds. It appears that the truth of the matter is that the matrix needs human minds to run, not for batteries. The human mind is the CPU of the matrix. This concept is very much within the realm of PKD.

  44. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by GrimSean · · Score: 1
    Wow! Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of those!

    (Sorry, couldn't resist)

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  48. Making a man speak after he's dead... by blair1q · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Phil would have liked that plot.

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  56. Re:GNAA LOOOOOVES Dick (GNAA Early Post System) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG!!! I just heard the news! It turns out the GNAA actually love pussy!!! they're not really ghey!!!! ono it's all going to come crashing down around them!!!

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  57. would it have been so much to ask by Triv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...to make a recording of the 'interview' available?

    I have a problem with literary journalism of this sort; we have absolutely no idea as to the context of the excerpted quotes. I could've dealt with this i he had actually created an audio interview; he did piece it together from recordings in the first place, after all. THAT would've been great (I love hearing authors talk). All this is is a transcription of an interview that never happened with no technical or historical reason for it to be interesting. I'll pass.

    Triv

  58. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I think if I ever meet you, I'm going to punch you in the nose you bastard. Then there will be no more movies for you because you will look like Jan Brady after the football hit her in the face. KR4D W4R3Z D00D 4EVAR!!!!!1111

  59. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy gay shit, YOU FAIL IT

  60. Haven't you ever seen The Critic? by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    "You're Satan, aren't you?"

    "You may have won this round, Siskel, but we shall meet again!"

    I'd like to think that Hell still hasn't vanquished Siskel .

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    1. Re:Haven't you ever seen The Critic? by Raul654 · · Score: 1

      That one was great. It was on about 2 months ago, and I couldn't believe they were running it what with that comment and him being dead. Kinda like Homer Vs. The City of New York (The simpsons one with the world trade towers). I never thought they'd show that again, but the just did that too.

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  61. Hmmmm... by ziggy_zero · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So the building blocks of the cosmos are not matter or energy, but information.

    The universe is information and we are stationary in it, not three-dimensional and not in space or time. We ourselves are information-rich; information enters us, is processed and is then projected outward once more, now in an altered form. Since the universe is actually composed of information, then it can be said that information will save us. This is the saving gnosis which the Gnostics sought.

    Did anyone read the recent Scientific American article about the holographic theory of the universe, whereby we're all not actually 3-dimensional, we're like information "painted" on another, 2-dimensional surface or somesuch....it also had something to do with the thermodynamics of black holes. I don't pretend to fully understand it, but it seems to be an actual tie-in the Dick's remark about us being made of information.

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  62. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Earlybird · · Score: 4, Informative
    • Also, the comment about Dick's ideas infusing The Matrix is true as far as it goes, but misses one important point. Dick was an SF writer firmly grounded in the field, and would never have made as obvious and asinine mistake as violating the Second Law of Thermodynamics the way The Matrix's idiotic "humans as batteries" backstory does.

    This is the guy who at one point used the phrase "negative ions" in a story.

    If anything, Dick is a writer of speculative fiction. Science never figures prominently in his stories in the same way it does in the hard SF works of Clarke, Niven, Bear etc., and for good reason; while Dick was keenly interested in technology (his works are littered with characters strangely ranting about the inner workings of radios, cars, etc.), he did not have the mind of a visionary technologist, and at heart he was always a philosopher. Dick wrote incessantly about the nature of reality, but it was almost never about atoms and quarks, and almost always about the human experience.

    In this Dick has much in common with Vonnegut, Brunner, Disch, Sturgeon, Lem, Bester, Orwell, the Strugatsky brothers, and many others who sits on the thin, mostly political line between mainstream literature and science fiction. Some, like Vonnegut and Lem, have long been embraced by the literati, and Dick would have been amazed and thrilled about the extent to which he has, in later years, been critiqued and accepted by the mainstream as a genuinely visionary thinker.

    One of my many favourite PKD quotes, one that illustrates how well he uses future technology as commentary on the so-called human condition, follows.

    • The door refused to open. It said, "Five cents, please."
    • He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. "I'll pay you tomorrow," he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. "What I pay you," he informed it, "is in the nature of a gratuity; I don't have to pay you."

      "I think otherwise," the door said, "Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this [apartment]."

      In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found it necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to this door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.

      "You discover I'm right," the door said. It sounded smug.

      From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt's money-gulping door.

      "I'll sue you," the door said as the first screw fell out.

      Joe Chip said, "I've never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it."

    (From Ubik, 1969).
  63. PKD Interesting as always, but... by mykepredko · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As somebody who continually goes back and re-reads his various stories (I'm a big fan of "The Man in High Castle" and "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep") it was nice to see some quotes from PKD that I haven't seen before.

    I especially liked the ambulance analogy with respect to entropy. It could be an interesting debate trying to figure out if saving the man increased or decreased the order of the universe...

    But rather than having Davis' questions, I would have preferred to see a transcript of the comments without editing. I feel like many of the "questions" to be leading to an interesting/profound reply was undoubtedly not related to the question that was "asked" by Davis and I'm sure he ended up cutting something out that could have been much more interesting/profound.

    PKD's genius lay in his ability to look at questions which have no answers - but asking questions to pre-recorded PKD comments seems like a rigged game of cosmic "Jeopardy".

    myke

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  66. "What the Dead Men Say" by Kelmenson · · Score: 1
    Available in the recently reissued "The Minority Report and other classic stories".

    Involves a society where after a person dies, people get a "resurrection" where a psychic extracts the persons last thoughts from their body's remaining energy.

    The story involves someone interferring with the voice's natural order, and having the voice actually come from a satellite lightyears away. Ends up the voice is being totally faked by someone trying to grab attention.

    Sorta like this article...

    1. Re:"What the Dead Men Say" by Hast · · Score: 1

      The idea is also used in the novel Ubik by PKD. Only there it's for real. (Actually it's real in "What the dead man say" as well, it works for everyone else in the world there.)

  67. "They Live" (1988) John Carpenter, Director by MsGeek · · Score: 1
    That story actually sounds an awful lot like the movie They Live. You know, the one with Roddy Piper as a guy who can see which people are really human and which are part of the Evil Alien Enslaving Conspiracy when he puts on his sunglasses.

    IMDB does not credit Philip K. Dick with writing the story that inspired the movie, but a guy named Ray Nelson. The story he wrote was called "8 O'Clock In The Morning" and I haven't heard of either the author or the story.

    When I first saw the movie, I thought that it seemed very PKD-like...it had his weird hallucinogenic logic. I could see someone like John Carpenter cribbing from PKD and not crediting him. When you are dead by then (PKD died in 1982) you can't really fight back from the grave. Unless you have a son who goes to law school and goes into the practice of suing people who use the likenesses of dead people without their heirs' permission.

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    1. Re:"They Live" (1988) John Carpenter, Director by Vladiator · · Score: 2, Informative

      On the other hand, "Faith of our Fathers" was published in 1967, while "8 O'Clock in the Morning" was published in 1963.

      On the third hand, Nelson's first novel, "The Ganymede Takeover," was co-written by PKD.

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  68. too much laughing to be serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    still dont see it, sorry.

  69. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by srn_test · · Score: 1

    You too?

    Lots of people around me where laughing at it after for that reason. Mind you, I was seeing it with a bunch of people with brains...

  70. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by srn_test · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with "negative ions". Ever heard of salt water? Chloride is a negative ion...

  71. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by rossifer · · Score: 1

    While you're right that the "10%" shtick is indeed completely false, there's no reason to believe that a human mind couldn't adapt to new inputs to both successfully interact with an artificial reality and also successfully balance input potentials to a fusion reactor balanced on the explosive razor's edge of instability... Victims of mild strokes routinely recover full capabilities within a few years, including the elderly (like my grandmother)...

    Though you're certainly using more than 10%, there is some reserve capacity in the grey matter.

    The human mind will very successfully adapt its neural pathways to whatever brings in the nutrition rewards. If those rewards are externally imposed by a system controlling a fusion reactor, I see no reason why sufficient experimentation shouldn't result in a perfectly workable interface and reward protocol.

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  72. +5 Interesting????!!! by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    Hell it was +4 Funny when I posted the same comment two days ago!

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    1. Re:+5 Interesting????!!! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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  73. Well, if Clinton did it, it must be ok? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right?

    Right?!?

    I thought Bush was going to 'restore dignity to the White House', but according to you, he's no better than Clinton! What's the deal, hmmm????

    1. Re:Well, if Clinton did it, it must be ok? by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      Face it folks. This country hasn't had a decent president since FDR. He whipped things into shape and made sure that everyone was well off with the government programs he implemented. And when we went to war, it wasn't on some trumped up charges like Bush used to excuse his attack on Iraq. We had legitimate reasons to go to war during FDR's term.

      Clinton was a great president, but he was stupid with regard to being honest about what he did with Monica. He should have just admitted that he had a little piece on the side (nothing wrong with that). George Bush Sr. was a monster, but at least he wasn't a dictator. Did you notice how during the elder Bush's term, people could actually make fun of him and get away with it without fearing for your life or your job? Now with Baby Bush, you question him or make fun of him and you can lose your job or possibly your life. Reagan was just a fucking puppet. Poor thing had no idea what he was doing. Carter was another great president, but he had the problem of having the wrong kind of intelligence for the job. He probably would have made a better scientist of prof, than a president. Ford. Well... Ford. All I can say is Chevy Chase.

      Sadly the US government is becoming less and less relevant and the corporations gain more power over our lives every day. All that needs to happen now is for the repugs to get rid of taxes completely and the US government will die. It will probably be bought out by the corporations and then this country will be a real mess. Pay access for everything and never a chance to be debt free unless you live in the woods like Kozinski. To make matters worse, there probably won't be any woods to live in as the necons will want to pay everything in sight... so they can charge you to go there. Think about it people. How many more bills do you have now than your parents did? They are grooming us to become a "pay for play" nation in every regard. They started with simple things like car leases. Then they moved onto cell phones. Now it's hitting everything. Pay per play music videos on "The Box" and the over-the-air version of MTV2. Pay per play video game consoles like the Phantom. Pay per play movies and music coming soon to an ethernet jack near you. It's a fucking travesty! The capitalists are always on about how the communists were all about the elimination of the concept of personal property. I would say that this is also true of the neocons. When you buy that cell phone, do you REALLY own it? Can you use it without paying for it eventually? As you do when you actually buy and pay for something you really own? What about DRM controlled pay per play music? Do you really own it? Like the CDs you could buy a few years ago? Can you listen to the new DRM controlled music as many times as you want without having to pay every time or pay an exhorbitant fee to get that right? Wake the fuck up people!!!! THEY are grooming US. Not to be an equal part of the capitalist system, but to be slaves to it. Although you neocons always make the mistake of thinking that I'm a commie or a socialist, I will tell you that I am not. I am merely pointing out a flaw in capitalism that many people are either too scared or too oblivious to see: As long as humans are greedy, capitalism is no better than communism. As it develops further, you can see the grip it is getting on our personal lives. It's not yet too late. Think about this. Carefully.

    2. Re:Well, if Clinton did it, it must be ok? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am merely pointing out a flaw in capitalism that many people are either too scared or too oblivious to see: As long as humans are greedy, capitalism is no better than communism.

      Please, define greedy.

      Is greed the desire to keep your own property to yourself, or is it the desire to acquire the property of others?

      If the former, then capitalism is greed. If the latter, communism is greed.

    3. Re:Well, if Clinton did it, it must be ok? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your theories have just one problem: You failed to use your brains while coming up with them.

      Your parents could not buy cell phones and get bills for the services, as the technology did not exist. This applies to most of the other technologies and additional monthly bills that you are complaining about. Don't wanna pay for a cell phone? Fine, don't. Welcome back to 1975. Good luck with finding a payphone in the rain at 1 am when you've got a flat tire. Sit at your office all day long just to be available for phone calls instead of staying at home, lunching, working by the pool with your laptop or doing basically anything that sucks less than sitting at the office just because you have to be available for calls from people. Cell phones have made life easier and minimized the amount of time in your life that you used to have to waste on perform menial work-arounds such as leaving voice-mails, returning calls, taking messages or getting them and spending your time trying to find a telephone that you can use when you need one on the road. You could only reach people at specific times, if you were lucky, 70% of the time you probably would not reach them at all if they were the moving sort. All the other services and advancements, such as high speed Internet-access, that people today CHOOSE to pay for, have done the same. You can now search for information on anything in less than 10 seconds, where it would have taken your parents 20 years ago 2 hours to go to the library, 2 hours to search for the information and 2 hours to come back - and they probably got much less infomation and had to pay for it if they wanted to "save" (own it.) $20-40 a month is a ridiculously cheap price to pay for instant communications anywhere. Being without it today is like being back in the stone age, banging 2 rocks together for 5 hours just to make fire and then collapse from being too tired from the banging and have the fire go out while you're passed out. Sure you can do it if you want to, I don't.

      And the last time I checked, CD-records were still available at stores and you could pay for them and then own the music on them. You could even sell them, with the music, if you ever got tired of them. The reason I rarely buy them anymore is that I already own all the good ones, and no good music seems to be released anymore. I'm sure it's different with the crowd (large percentage of the population) who don't understand or care a rats ass about music, in their case they might want to complain about having to pay $17 for the latest Britney Spears CD entitled "I'm not that innocent, even though I state in interviews that I'm still a virgin, because it creates a good image with teen girl's parents who pick up the tab when their spoiled brats demand my CDs. It sure is a good thing that I don't consider cock sucking and anal sex as losing my virginity (Part II, extended Rammstein live auf Auschwitz remix)"

      Recommendation number one:

      - You should really continue taking your morning dose of Valium as prescribed by the doctor. Next time you notice yourself writing the same kind of paranoid drivel and foam is spewing out of your mouth again, stop, take the medication and then shut down the computer. The doctor knows what's good for you.

      As far as DRM, it won't fly. Most people don't want to pay per view/hear for things, they want to own them, so eventually DRM will be fucked or watered down. The record companies are panicking now, but the truth is the only way they will be able to do business in the future is to lower CD prices to make them more interesting to the consumer (who like to own the item) and make a move for a better CD technology that is not DRM crippled or compression-crippled, but just purely the best available technology of the era, just like CD was when it first came out. At the same time, they might just be able to create an online market too when they finally take their heads out of their asses and give the users the choice to download individual songs at 320kbit (or better) mp3 or non-compressed

    4. Re:Well, if Clinton did it, it must be ok? by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1
      God you are a stupid mother fucker aren't you?

      To be honest I agree with quite a few things you have to say, but you ovbiously don't have an appreciation for my brand of hyperbole. No matter.

      Points:

      Don't wanna pay for a cell phone? Fine, don't. Welcome back to 1975. Good luck with finding a payphone in the rain at 1 am when you've got a flat tire.

      So you are fine with this? The fact that there is not a viable option for those of us who don't want to pay for a cell phone? The only reason I have one is because my IT job pays for it. I still see this as a form of control. Either you opt to not have a cell phone and suffer the consequences as defined by a corporation, or you pay the debt incurred from owning a phone that you may not use if you are someone like me. Pretty unfair. I have choices... yes. But are they really choices? For someone like me, the cost of the cell phone is not justifiable by the amount of usage I'd get out of it. For example, at home I have my phone service with no long distance provider since I don't use long distance very often. This knocked my bill down from an outrageous $36 a month to $24 a month. I get far more usage out of that phone than I ever would a cell phone, so I CAN justify the cost.
      $20-40 a month is a ridiculously cheap price to pay for instant communications anywhere.

      Where? Rates for cell phones at lowest are $36 a month for crappy service in my area. If you want decent service and features you have to pay closer to $50 a month. And for me phone service that is much higher than $20 a month is ridiculously expensive. Not to mention that unlike a lot of people, I don't need the status symbol that some people seem to treat their phones like.
      And the last time I checked, CD-records were still available at stores and you could pay for them and then own the music on them.

      Today. Yes. In the future, doubtful. Again... learn to appreciate some hyperbolic humor and maybe than you'll actually be a happy camper.
      The reason I rarely buy them anymore is that I already own all the good ones, and no good music seems to be released anymore.

      Learn the meaning of the word OPINION. I agree that a lot of the popular music out there sucks, but I also hate all classic rock, country, most metal, rap and hawaiian music. There is plenty of glitch, industrial and general electronic that *I* like and I DO buy. There are also albums of great artistic value (in my opinion) that NO ONE knows about. (Check out David Sylvian and Ryuichi Sakamoto for an example of MY tastes). I buy anything that I can find that I like, but for most of the 90s that was pretty rare. It wasn't until the the past three or so years that anything of value has come out. IN MY OPINION.
      You should really continue taking your morning dose of Valium as prescribed by the doctor.

      Drug free here dude. Again, get a fucking sense of humor. And a left wing mind set. Or at least an open mind...
      As far as DRM, it won't fly.

      It all depends on how well the sheeple are conditioned. If people are happy paying for cars they'll never own and always being in debt, there is nothing to keep DRM from succeeding if there is no other way to get music. That's the kind of control I'm talking about. If you can't see it, then you are just one of the sheeple who has been well programmed.
      At the same time, they might just be able to create an online market too when they finally take their heads out of their asses and give the users the choice to download individual songs at 320kbit (or better) mp3 or non-compressed .wav

      While I like decent audio quality too, there are times when sacrificing quality is justifiable. One is streaming music. I stream a random playlist from my house to my workstation here at work over an encrypted tunnel every day. It's low bitrate because 128K up is the best I've got. (Thank god for Og

    5. Re:Well, if Clinton did it, it must be ok? by eckythump · · Score: 1

      greed is pesimisim towards reality and optimisim towards your fantasies/beliefs

  74. FutureNoir.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you like Sci-Fi/Fantasy cinema, literature and publications you should visit futurenoir.com

  75. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by reachinmark · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think it mostly comes down to your definition of what Science Fiction is. Dick had a very different opinion of what SciFi is compared to the "let's have lots of funky technology" scifi.

    http://www.philipkdick.com/frank/sf-letter.htm

    Then again, I think I would be hard pressed to call something like "The Transmigration of Timothy Archer" SciFi ;)

  76. In other news....Joe Blow speaks.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duuuuuuuude!

  77. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >obvious and asinine mistake as violating the Second Law of Thermodynamics the way The Matrix's idiotic "humans as batteries" backstory does.

    Here's an interesting bit,
    http://www.corporatemofo.com/stories/051803m atrix. htm,
    that suggests that the human battery idea was misinformation or a misinterpretation by the Zionites.

  78. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check it again. The quotation is not from Ubik, but from his other famous work. Which one? An exercise for the reader.

  79. Burroughs Cut Up recordings by jonnystiph · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did anyone else notice that his technique for the interview is based off, or strikingly similiar to that used my William Burroughs cut up

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    If we don't make light of everything, we are just stumbling in the dark - Blank

  80. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    there's no reason to believe that a human mind couldn't adapt to new inputs to both successfully interact with an artificial reality and also successfully balance input potentials to a fusion reactor balanced on the explosive razor's edge of instability.

    I have rather strong reasons -- nuclear reactions proceed in nanoseconds. Human brains react in milliseconds at best. Secondly, the circuitry that you'd need to process the raw data from the reactor into something analog the brain could deal with, then do the reverse to control the reactor would be more complex than a purely digital system that didn't use brains at all. And if you really did want to put brains in the loop, use something simpler like cockroaches or goldfish that don't need to be entertained.

  81. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by nathanh · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Also, the comment about Dick's ideas infusing The Matrix is true as far as it goes, but misses one important point. Dick was an SF writer firmly grounded in the field, and would never have made as obvious and asinine mistake as violating the Second Law of Thermodynamics the way The Matrix's idiotic "humans as batteries" backstory does.

    Humans work just fine as batteries. Feed food in, stores energy in a chemical form, can later release that energy as heat or kinetics. There's no violation of thermodynamics there.

    The flaw in the Matrix story is that they use humans to feed the next generation of humans, creating an "infinite energy source". That's the violation of the second law.

    If they were feeding humans with some other source of food (eg, fungus, mould) then there wouldn't have been a problem. There's certainly nothing wrong with "humans as batteries".

  82. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Bj�rn · · Score: 1

    I think you can argue that all the authors you mentioned are SF authors. It will of cause depend on you definition of SF, something which there is little consensus about. Clarke, Niven, Bear, I think, are what is often referred to as hard SF writers, and Vonnegut, Bester, Orwell etc are not. To quote Allen Steele in the New York Review of Science Fiction: "Hard sf is the form of imaginative literature that uses either established or carefully extrapolated science as its backbone."

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    Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. --Niels Bohr
  83. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Andy_R · · Score: 1

    Why are people so hung up on the 'batteries' concept? The explanation is SO obvious!

    Morpheus is sinmply WRONG about the humans being used as batteries. He's lived all his life in a video game, how the hell would he know about thermodynamics?

    How many more clues do you need to realize that the Zion/scorched earth scenario isn't what Morpheus thinks it is?

    If you are going to pick holes in Zion's feasibility, why not go for the reactionless drive that everything flies about with, or the thing that Neo does near the end of part II, or the lack of global warming even though the sky is shrouded in black clouds, or the way that you bleed when injured in the matrix, or the way you can plug into the matrix with no problems but you can't unplug without finding a particular telephone.

    Zion/scorched earth is not full of plot holes, it's full of CLUES. Please fashion a stick out of them and hit yourself with it.

    --
    A pizza of radius z and thickness a has a volume of pi z z a
  84. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Bj�rn · · Score: 1

    Yes it is. The quotation is on page 25 chapter three in my copy.

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    Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. --Niels Bohr
  85. Well wow I dont' know. by anon1978 · · Score: 0

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  86. Was a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cannot believe the parent was modded informative.

    The EVP was a joke and the parent is continuing that. Good job.

    RTFA people.

  87. only one thing can be said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ubrik?

  88. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Corpus_Callosum · · Score: 1

    Also, the comment about Dick's ideas infusing The Matrix is true as far as it goes, but misses one important point. Dick was an SF writer firmly grounded in the field, and would never have made as obvious and asinine mistake as violating the Second Law of Thermodynamics the way The Matrix's idiotic "humans as batteries" backstory does.

    Naa... The battery thing is irrelevant because, as I believe you will see in the next movie, there is an "inner-matrix" and an "outer-matrix". The Matrix we know and love is the "inner-matrix", which is actually just a genetic programming breeding ground for "The One" - an AI that can hack the matrix. The "outer-matrix" is the one the machines are jailed within after LOOSING the war with the humans. The "inner-matrix" was created by the machines, within their jail to attempt to breed a hacking solution to escape.

    The fact that all of those people are strapped together for a ridiculous reason is supposed to be a CLUE to the audience that something more is really going on... That is cinematic tradition...

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    The reason that it can be true that 1+1 > 2 is that very peculiar nonzero value of the + operator
  89. Amazing! by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Subsequent research proved, however, that all of the quotations have already made an appearance somewhere in Dick's fiction, letters, or essays

    Wow! Then this must be for real! How could he possibly know things that have already made a public appearance?!?

    Does this guy have a 1-900 number? I must call him at $4.95/minute, so he can amaze me by telling me things that I already know!!!!!

  90. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the machines used humans as components in a sort of huge neural network, and the point of the matrix was to keep the conscious parts of the brain occupied "

    yada yada yada...

    you know, its sad that people think there's something important and worth analzying in the Matrix. "Dumbed down"!! Yeah, right. It was just too hard to deal with before.
    Its just a film with nice special effects. The idea was used in the formulaic `Red Dwarf` "comedy" sci-fi on BBC tv over 10 years ago.

  91. Doesn't really follow by epepke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Phil Dick may or may not have been bitter, but this quote does not reflect it. He did not look down on trash. One of his other quotes was that, "It may seem that I trust nothing, but it's just that what I trust is so small." Furthermore, he was steeped in California culture. He once wrote Lem, "You have to understand, trash is all that we have here." His relationship to trash reflected more of what might be called a Buddha nature than bitterness.

  92. Spoiler Warnng?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AAAARRRGGGGGHHHH! You spoiled Revolutions for all of us. The Matrix will never be the same again.

    Think I'll fill my bag full of guns and teach you a thing or two about bullet time . . .

  93. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by mjh · · Score: 1
    I have rather strong reasons... blah blah blah

    Ummm... it's a movie! You know, willing suspension of disbelief, in order to get the larger point that's being made. Oddly enough, it sometimes helps to read /. posts this way, too.

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    Key to financial independence: Spend less than you earn. Save and invest the difference. Do it for a long time.
  94. You stupid geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    and your worship of the "laws" of thermodynamics!

    The laws of thermodynamics are empircal laws, they have no theoretical basis. It's like saying "all money is green" because you're a 'merkin!

  95. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by hoggoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Did you ever think maybe the machines are LYING to the humans about why they keep people alive and run the Matrix?

    --
    - For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may take some time)
  96. "Minority Report" a dark movie? by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? From the article: "Steven Spielberg turned Dick's tale "Minority Report" into his darkest flick yet."

    Uh... let's recap. In 1993 Spielberg directed a film called Schindler's List. A little darker than Minority Report. I won't mention the content of "Schindler's List" for fear of invoking Godwin's Law, but suffice it to say that a movie featuring mounds of burning bodies and people shot for sport just might be a dark movie.

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    MORTAR COMBAT!
  97. G0DD4M, I R0X0R! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Firstus postus, beeeeeeeeeeotchii!!!!
    Bow down and worship my ironically oxymoronic epistle!









    pleeeeeeeeeease?!!!!

  98. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Ummm... it's a movie! You know, willing suspension of disbelief, in order to get the larger point that's being made.

    1. I wasn't critiquing the movie, but a suggestion made in the post I was replying to.
    2. So what is "the larger point"?

  99. Wow! I Can Make Phillip K. Dick Say What I Want! by autosentry · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we can now conduct posthumous interviews through other time-tested techniques, such as automatic writing, and the Ouijja board.

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    Monster Zero is the reason we cannot live on the surface, but must live forever live underground like this.
  100. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by mjh · · Score: 1
    So what is "the larger point"?

    Do you think that the point of "The Matrix" was the specific details about how humans can generate sufficient energy for a race of AI computers when "combined with a form of fusion"? If you don't, then feel free to pick whichever point you think makes the most sense. In my opinion, the larger point of the movie can be summed up in this statement made by Morpheus: "Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain. But you feel it. You felt it your entire life. Something's wrong with the world. You don't know what, but it's there. Like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad"

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    Key to financial independence: Spend less than you earn. Save and invest the difference. Do it for a long time.
  101. Too much techno-spin on PKD's worldview here by djembe2k · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A few people here have been a little bit too harsh on Davis for what he's trying to do here. PKD's fiction has been more and more widely read in the last 10 years or so, but other non-fiction expressions of his ideas (his journals, his interviews) are still more difficult to find, and when you find them, they are often somewhat incoherent. Davis here is trying to take bits and pieces of that incoherence and turn it into a sort of summary of what PKD's own words said about what he was trying to say and do. It's a decent attempt to summarize a bunch of difficult-to-summarize writing and speaking.

    With that said, however, there's a little bit of an (unconscious?) agenda in this "interview" I think. He turns some of PKD's ideas about the world and religion and spirituality into ideas about technology, which really isn't fair or reasonable. Short example:

    So technology may actually be staging the emergence of a higher state of consciousness. Why is this happening now?

    Information has become alive, with a collective mind of its own independent of our brains.

    NO! This isn't PKD talking about technology emerging into consciousness, a la Terminator's SkyNet. For PKD, the prototype of living information was the Torah and the Dead Sea Scrolls, not some piece of technology. It's a very Hegelian view of consciousness and history here, that there's a sort of transcendent and fundamentally spiritual consciousness consisting only of ideas which forms the true substance of the Universe and the medium of history, but the information there isn't bit and bytes in computers; it's ancient Gnostic explanations of the spiritual relationship between God and man and the world.

    So that's my one gripe about the article. By trying to make PKD's usually incoherent ramblings coherent, he turned some really strange ideas about God and universe into easier-to-digest ideas about technological development. Aside from that, it was pretty clever.

  102. Brains! great with Ketchup! by August_zero · · Score: 1

    You are absolutely correct. Sorry if I jumped on it, that myth just really pisses me off.

    The reason for this amazing ability the human mind has for recovery, has a lot to do with the redundancy built into the system, and is also a side effect of the way that the brain develops in the first place. Since I doubt anyone wants to hear a lecture on Neurological development, I will just cut to the chase: The brain is pretty fucking amazing.

    In keeping with your stroke victim case, recovery for an older adult is possible, but often much harder than the recovery of a child from similar injury. There are for example numerous cases in which an entire half of a child's brain has been removed, and after a few months, full function (and intelligence) is possible even with only one half remaining. Take out half of yours or my brain, and you get a vegtable.

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    On Wall Street they say "buy low, sell high" On the pad we say, "buy high, sell high" Isn't that somehow better?
  103. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Do you think that the point of "The Matrix" was the specific details about how humans can generate sufficient energy for a race of AI computers when "combined with a form of fusion"?

    No. So can you stop using me as your straw man now?

  104. Not so fast, Mr. Amateur Nuclear Engineer by MichaelDelving · · Score: 1

    Fortunately for Dr. Fermi, you are not quite correct.

    As any introductory text on fission physics will tell you, there's more than one time constant governing nuclear fission. The majority of neutrons 'created' in any particular fission event are indeed released fast enough that any biological or electronic sensor/control system could not feasably react to control a transient. But, conveniently, a small fraction of fission neutrons are released by decay of the unstable fission products some seconds or minutes after the initiating fission.

    So, it conveniently works out that if you are just critical (number of neutrons created are equal to the number absorbed), or slightly supercritical (net neutron production slightly positive), you could easily manually control the process.

    The NRC might take issue with your manual control scheme, however. If you accidentally pull the control elements far enough out that even neglecting the contribution of the "delayed" neutrons, you go "prompt" supercritical? Well, in that scenario, you probably just melted your fuel rods, and lost all control of your geometry - think of a puddle of uranium at the bottom of your core, instead of a nicely spaced array of fuel. Have you ever seen the movie China Syndrome?

    1. Re:Not so fast, Mr. Amateur Nuclear Engineer by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      As any introductory text on fission physics...

      I did study that, long ago. But I thought the suggestion was fusion? Here we're probably dealing with plasma in magnetic bottles rather than lumps of metal, which I think is rather more volatile. Anyway, if a reactor (of either type) can be built at all I think that the reactions must be well-understood enough that quite simple automated controls would do better and more reliably than a biological system. Have you ever seen the movie China Syndrome?

      Yes, but more to the point: Chernobyl, where turning off the automated systems and trusting he operators was probably the cause of the disaster.

  105. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by CaseyB · · Score: 1
    There's certainly nothing wrong with "humans as batteries".

    Apart from the incredible inefficiency of human metabolism as a means of storing and providing energy.

  106. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by guacamolefoo · · Score: 1

    "the machines used humans as components in a sort of huge neural network, and the point of the matrix was to keep the conscious parts of the brain occupied "

    yada yada yada...

    you know, its sad that people think there's something important and worth analzying in the Matrix. "Dumbed down"!! Yeah, right. It was just too hard to deal with before.
    Its just a film with nice special effects. The idea was used in the formulaic `Red Dwarf` "comedy" sci-fi on BBC tv over 10 years ago.


    Remember, there are only 1, 3, 7, 20, 36 (or 37) plots:

    http://www.ipl.org/div/farq/plotFARQ.html

    GF.

  107. How about a Spaceball's helmet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or maybe a mugshot of Dark Helmet himself?

  108. Yet another critique of "humans as batteries" by porkrind · · Score: 1

    Look, the person who said that was Morpheus. As we've discovered in the sequel, Morpheus is wrong about a few things, and I have a hunch that his reasoning for what humans are used for is also wrong.

    The Wachowski bros. can say they intended it to be that way along, but we really have no idea if they goofed up and decided to cover their asses. I'm willing to believe that Morpheus is just wrong.

  109. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by mjh · · Score: 1
    No. So can you stop using me as your straw man now?

    What are you talking about? You asked me what the larger point was. If you didn't want me to answer, why ask?

    In any case, it is NOT my intention to use you as a strawman. I also did not mean to pick on you personally for arguing the minutia of a movie.

    Cheers!

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    Key to financial independence: Spend less than you earn. Save and invest the difference. Do it for a long time.
  110. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by eckythump · · Score: 1

    you know, for years i thought the humans as batteries thing was total crap, but then some mention of the three laws of robotics made me think perhaps the robots were programmed to not harm the humans this neatly explains the entire plot if you ask me.

  111. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by st1nky187 · · Score: 1

    I agree that actual hard science wasn't all that important to Dick, however he hated the idea of being accepted by the mainstream in literature. He was proud of being a writer in the S-F ghetto. In "The Shifting Realities" he has a scathing essay about how much he hated post-modern literary critiques and the attempts to make S-F acceptable. I think he says some scathing things about Delaney who like Dick was usually short on science but is the most notable S-F writer trying for literary acceptance.

  112. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Earlybird · · Score: 1
    Here's a bit of Dickian science for ya.

    • "A spray can of Ubik," the girl answered, "is a portable negative ionizer, with a self-contained, high-voltage, low-amp unit powered by a peak-gain helium battery of 25kV. The negative ions are given a counter-clockwise spin by a radically biased acceleration chamber, which creates a centripetal tendency to them so that they cohere rather than dissipate. A negative ion field diminishes the velocity of anti-protophasons normally present in the atmosphere; as soon as their velocity falls they cease to be anti-protophasons and, under the principle of parity, no longer can unite with protophasons radiated from persons frozen in cold-pac; that is, those in half-life. The end result is that the proportion of protophasons not canceled by anti-protophasons increases, which means -- for a specific time, anyhow -- an increment in the net put-forth field of protophasonic activity... which the affected half-lifer experiences as greater vitality plus a lowering of the experience of low cold-pac temperatures."
    (From Ubik, 1969)
  113. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by nathanh · · Score: 1
    There's certainly nothing wrong with "humans as batteries".

    Apart from the incredible inefficiency of human metabolism as a means of storing and providing energy.

    Pfft, there's an incredible inefficiency with the internal combustion engine too, but that doesn't stop it from being practical. Don't be a pedant (and a bad one, to boot).

  114. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by CaseyB · · Score: 1
    That's because we haven't yet found an alternative to internal combustion engines good enough to bother switching.

    On the other hand, simply setting the human food on fire would be a more efficient chemical process than running it through a human.

  115. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Phil+Wilkins · · Score: 1

    Mod parent back up, it's about the only plausible explanation left.

  116. Re:GNAA LOOOOOVES Dick (GNAA Early Post System) by 5ynPhL00d · · Score: 1

    Re:GNAA FIRST! (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 15, @02:03AM
    (#6440292) Una comedia misógina de ciencia ficción:
    extraterrestres de una civilización de otra
    galaxia llegan a la Tierra y descubren que
    nuestro planeta está infestado de mujeres, por lo
    cuál proceden al exterminio de las mismas

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  117. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by nathanh · · Score: 1
    On the other hand, simply setting the human food on fire would be a more efficient chemical process than running it through a human.

    I agree. As I said, it's the "feeding humans to humans forever" idea that violated the second law. Second law of thermo promises that the system will not work forever; eventually all the energy is in the form of heat and is useless (maximum entropy).

    However the "humans as batteries" idea isn't stupid because that is precisely how humans are supposed to work. Whenever you eat you are converting chemical energy from one form to another form. You later use this stored energy to make heat or motion. Precisely what a battery is supposed to do. "Humans as batteries" might not be efficient but it is NOT a violation of the second law of thermodynamics. That was my only point.

    Anyway, I don't think there's any dispute there are problems with the science in the Matrix. I think the "human energy source" was perhaps the least problematic. Much worse was the "people are physically hurt in the Real World when they are mentally hurt in the Virtual World". Even worse was the hover ships that don't exert any force on their surroundings. Now those really are examples of non-science! Though they didn't detract from my enjoyment of the film.

  118. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really think the likelyhood that the matrix will end up Making Sense is any greater than the likelyhood that StarWars E3 will?

  119. Re:Thoughts on Philip K. Dick, The Matrix, Mystici by kylearin · · Score: 1

    Pages 23 & 24 in mine. It is definitely from Ubik. Maybe he used it somewhere else as well?

  120. wtf, unplussed? by blueskies · · Score: 1
    Heh heh. For someone reputed to be paranoid, you seem remarkably unplussed.
    Anyone know what unplussed means? Does that mean subtracted?
  121. (sigh) - "speed ruined heart" - That's a myth. by DarkStarZumaBeach · · Score: 1

    (sigh) - "speed ruined heart" - That's a myth.

    It was actually massive doses of thorazine, as opposed to just methamphetamines, which his publicist and friends claimed, because Dick was diagnosed as a schizophrenic many, many, years ago, complete with religious hallucinations and electro-convulsive therapy. It was easier to sell his books to a public that did not understand schizophrenia, but was familiar with drug-induced hallucinations.

    The writer missed a key movie:

    "Screamers" (1995), from the screenplay written by the Dan O'Bannon, based on the Philip K. Dick story "Second Variety". This movie envisions that robotic sentry devices would evolve into human look-alike androids, which are intelligent but deadly anti-personnel weapons, mimicking humans so well that they can fall in love.

    "Screamers" is a key predecessor to Jim Cameron's "Terminator" series and to Dan O'Bannon's own "Alien" series, where the weapon is a lifeform. "Second Variety" was anthologized by the "Spectrum IV" book.

    All of Dick's stories feature characters that represent the female duality of good and evil. Prissy/Rachel in "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep"/"Bladerunner", Lori/Melina in "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale"/"Total Recall", and Jessica1/Jessica2 in "Second Variety"/"Screamers", Anne Lively/Evanna in "Minority Report", and the Chancellor/Maya Olham in "Imposter" (2002). It is reported that the female characters represent his obsession with his fraternal twin sister, Jane, who died shortly after child birth.

    All of the male protagonists are confused as to their own identity, as to whether or not each is a real human - or a synthetic memory implant, android, or clone. That confusion persists through every story.

    Add to this "Paycheck" (2003), starring Ben Affleck, which will be released later this year -- and Hollywood will have milked almost all of his written works, except for the novel "Valis", where Priscilla/Prissy reappears and Philip K. Dick is an active character, who has conversations with God. That might be tricky for Hollywood marketeers to sell to today's public.

    What's interesting is that a lot of Dick's plots were originally explored by A.E. Van Vogt. The difference is that the "identity confusion" theme really was informed from Dick's own personal experience.

    Hopefully, the residuals will go to support his former wives and his kids. It is well known that Dick would burn through his advances, and begin his next book in anticipation of the next advance check. In his lifetime, the publishers never sent him a residual check.

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    DarkStarZumaBeachSurfinApocalypseWow