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  1. Re:What does the comment about "Noble" mean? on No Longer "Noble"; Argon Compound Found In Space · · Score: 3, Funny

    You are both wrong. You have to use Illudium which must be detonated with a Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. If you don't, you won't have an Earth-shattering Kaboom!

  2. Re:What does the comment about "Noble" mean? on No Longer "Noble"; Argon Compound Found In Space · · Score: 1

    I think the Krypton in space was destroyed in a supernova...

  3. Re:Stop fragmenting on Under the Hood of SteamOS · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Speaking of........
    FOR THE LOVE OF [insert deity], do NOT buy your significant other a Sybian. I don't care if you are hung like a mule and fuck like a pornstar on a kilo of meth, you absolutely CAN NOT compete with the power of the Sybian. Hit up xhamster sometime and watch some of those videos. Some of those ladies are having a damned seizure, fall off of the things like a drunken cat on the back of a couch, forget how to speak English and break out into some kind of demon language, and some even appear to end up with some kind of amnesia and are cross-eyed. If you were barely ranking in the "mediocre" category, this will ruin your sex life forever because it'll really put just how bad you actually are right in a big ol WW2 air raid spotlight. Some of us just can't cope with that reality....is it dusty in here? *sob*

  4. Re:wonder if.. on Chinese Lunar Probe Lands Successfully · · Score: 1

    You've won the thread, I surrender!

  5. Re:Kicking up the lundar dust on Chinese Lunar Probe Lands Successfully · · Score: 1

    Utter rubbish! Everyone knows that there is a Nazi base mining Helium 3 on the dark side of the moon!

  6. Re:Perhaps not on UK Men Arrested For Anti-Semitic Tweets After Football Game · · Score: 1

    Ya know, stating "I just like bombs!" may not have been the best choice of words to use....
    Why does the NSA hate us so much?

  7. Re:Perhaps not on UK Men Arrested For Anti-Semitic Tweets After Football Game · · Score: 1

    Everyone's guess as to why they don't drop the N bomb (I like to say N Bomb, not because saying nigger scares me or anything I just like bombs!) on TV are just simply wrong. You all think America is some kind of enlightened place when, in fact, we are not. The same answer that can answer every question on the planet applies here: money. They are charged a fine by the FCC for violations of Obscenity, Indecency, and Profanity. So no! We do not value foul speech any more than anyone else does. We ban it, and if you choose to ignore that you get a fine. I didn't feel like Googling it but I want to say it is $10,000 per incident which regarding profanity is per word. That'll add up fast!

  8. Re:State of the Modern Society on Wikipedia's Lamest Edit Wars · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we should have a discussion about this. On-line.

    You mean "online" ;)

  9. Re:WTF? on Wikipedia's Lamest Edit Wars · · Score: 1
  10. Re:Chimps' sex lives on Chimpanzee "Personhood" Lawsuits Fail In New York Courts · · Score: 1

    Utter Bullshit! Total total lies! Guys always say it'll be just the tip (they promise!) but usually you get the whole shaft....

  11. Re:Wrong Forum on A Year After Ban On Loud TV Commercials: Has It Worked? · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Apparently they didn't pray that the deal wouldn't be altered further subsequently causing the deal to be altered until they died.

  12. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet on A Year After Ban On Loud TV Commercials: Has It Worked? · · Score: 1

    You should change your username to PlusFiveTruf.

  13. Re:No idea what that means on Simulations Back Up Theory That Universe Is a Hologram · · Score: 1

    Michael, Jermaine, Tito, & that other one no one remembers

  14. Re: Good Stuff on New Superconductor Theory May Revolutionize Electrical Engineering · · Score: 1

    Plank's Constant is only 6000 digits long!

  15. Re:What Internet? on FCC Chair: It's Ok For ISPs To Discriminate Traffic · · Score: 1

    I love the apples you guys grow around here the best. Bitter and sweet all at the same time.....the hate here sustains me :D

  16. Re:What Internet? on FCC Chair: It's Ok For ISPs To Discriminate Traffic · · Score: 1

    I will take my troll mods and your corresponding change of realtionship to "freak" status as a badge of honor and wear it proudly. The quote is a section of Good Will Hunting that I often drop around here when people start talking about the history of Early America. The fact that it incensed you guys though really really points out you guys might be a bit too uptight about this stuff. It's meant to be a not-so-obvious joke, which I was waiting for the response so I could deliver the punchline of "How do you like dem apples?" but alas only one AC saw what was coming....so I'll ask myself: How do I like dem apples? I LOVE them! Bitter and sweet all at the same time!

  17. Re:What Internet? on FCC Chair: It's Ok For ISPs To Discriminate Traffic · · Score: 1

    Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

  18. Re:Plagiarism on FCC Chair: It's Ok For ISPs To Discriminate Traffic · · Score: 1

    Well looking at all these epic responses to said quote, I think it was spot on. And of course if you can't see the irony in posting a quote which itself was lambasting someone who was plagarizing I got nothing for ya. How do ya like dem apples?

  19. Re:What Internet? on FCC Chair: It's Ok For ISPs To Discriminate Traffic · · Score: -1, Troll

    Adam Smith? Oh boy.....
    You're a first year grad student. You just got finished reading some Marxian Historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna' be convinced of that until next month when you get to James Lemon, then you're gonna' be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna' last until next year, you're gonna' be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talking about ya know, the Pre-Revolutionary utopia and the capital forming effects of military mobilization.....
    Why don't you give us your opinion on Vicka's?

  20. Re:You are one stupid fucker on A Review of the "Mental Illness" Definition Might Prevent Crime · · Score: 1

    That comment sounds awfully violent, quite incoherant, and just generally unhealthy. Perhaps you should seek help at one of our many mental health facilities...I mean whether you want to or not....it's for everyone else's safety after all...

  21. Re:Need more mental health centers not prisons on A Review of the "Mental Illness" Definition Might Prevent Crime · · Score: 1

    Of course he didn't! Anecdotal trolls can't troll with actual facts and figures.

    - 13 years of trolling Slashot

  22. Re:Good news for Volvo owners on Volvo Plans To Have Self-Driving Cars In Swedish City of Gothenburg By 2017 · · Score: 1

    [humor needed]

  23. Why limit yourself, good mage? With the powah of the intarwebz you can now surf /. from your smartphone while you blow shit up!

  24. Re:I knew it on Lawsuits Seek To Turn Chimpanzees Into Legal Persons · · Score: 1

    You're lucky. Above the entrance to my cubicle farm there reads "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"
    They also keep it exceedingly hot in here.....

  25. Re:Not black and white on Lawsuits Seek To Turn Chimpanzees Into Legal Persons · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's because we didn't earn that right. We took it! And when the chimps get strong and smart enough to take thier rights back then they get to make the rules.