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A Year After Ban On Loud TV Commercials: Has It Worked?

netbuzz writes "It's been a year since the FCC implemented the CALM Act, a law that prohibits broadcasters from blasting TV commercials at volumes louder than the programming. Whether the ban has worked or not depends on who you ask. The FCC notes that formal complaints about overly loud commercials are on the decline in recent months, but those complaints have totaled more than 20,000 over the past year."

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  1. loud quiet loud quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It says that on average they must be the same audio level as the programming.
    So, they yell, then there is a pause and then someone else yells at you.

    1. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hi, Billy Mays here for Chipotl-away!

    2. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it says that on average they must be the same audio level as the programming.

      FTFY.

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    3. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by L4m3rthanyou · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What I'm noticing lately is that they'll mix the commercial audio "creatively" to increase its effective volume. I'll be watching a show on cable with 5.1 audio (so, mostly dialogue out of the center speaker), then have a commercial come on and pipe all its audio through both front speakers, at the "maximum" volume. The levels are probably about the same, but it still gets that "attention jolt" from the perceived increase in volume.

      The other annoying trend is the use of excessive "wub wub" (bass) in ad music. Result is the same, increased distraction without "excessive" volume.

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    4. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nice conspiracy and you may be correct since we all know the sleaze in the ad business but at least for the wub-wub part, that is due to the current popularity amongst teens and young adults with dubstep music. A pic my daughter used to keep on her desktop said "Dubstep- my heart doesn't beat, it wobbles." For an old fuck like me, it is a truly horrendous musical genre that isn't welcome on my lawn. To imagine what it sounds like just envision what you might hear outside of a closed garage door that has 2 Transformers fucking inside. Good ol' Tranformer hate sex. This genre is popular amongst most of the nerd crowd so I dare not post this honest flame under my UID.

    5. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by linebackn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Another skummy thing I have seen on at least a few instances, a show will reach some climatic scene with important dialog, and before the main character's voice even trails offTOYOTA SAVING!

    6. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by zippthorne · · Score: 3, Funny

      The problem could easily be solved by, instead of regulating the volume levels, regulating that the media companies cannot own the DVR companies.

      The DVR companies would then compete on features, one of which being commercial skip. If the commercials are kind enough to make themselves easily identifiable by noticeably higher volume, the commercial skip feature of your typical DVR will be happy to use that data to accurately slice them out.

      The war ends with commercials being better integrated with the content, either through product placement or through matching the style of the content they are inserted in.

      That is, as long as the DVR producers are ideologically and financially separate from the companies selling the ads....

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    7. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by C0R1D4N · · Score: 1

      Dish has this feature already for prime time television, but it doesnt activate til midnight after airing.

    8. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's totally impossible to do in reality. Making it so the media companies can't own the DVR companies would require non-corrupt government regulation, which is impossible in the USA. That's like asking for financial regulation that doesn't reward big finance companies for failure, and prevents them from gambling banking deposits on housing.

    9. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by akinliat · · Score: 1

      This was actually the plot of a Heinlein (if memory serves) short story. The main character became wealthy by devising a box that detected commercials by their louder volume, and muted the volume until the commercials were over.

    10. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know Dubstep is terrible but it's hard to resist. I'm 49, BTW, but at least it sounds new(ish) and isn't like the rock redux of the 90s post-Nirvana era.

    11. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by mysidia · · Score: 1

      It says that on average they must be the same audio level as the programming.

      No problem then.... boost the programming audio, near the upper end of the frequency; where humans can barely hear it.

      Boost the advertisements' audio near the lower end of the audible frequency spectrum; where human hearing is most sensitive.

      They'll be at the same "level"

    12. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by drkim · · Score: 1

      This was actually the plot of a Heinlein (if memory serves) short story. The main character became wealthy by devising a box that detected commercials by their louder volume, and muted the volume until the commercials were over.

      Don't know about Heinlein, but that was how billionaire Hadden made his money in Carl Sagan's "Contact."

    13. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by RoboJ1M · · Score: 2

      It is, at least, original.

      Tried listening to it recently, it's getting a bit ear bleeding awful.

      I liked it when it had some semblance of dub still in it:

      https://soundcloud.com/james-neave/dj-loki-ready-for-war

    14. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by RoboJ1M · · Score: 2
    15. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever it is they're doing, it works on me. A jolt effect, reminds me that what's on the boob box right now is of no interest to me, so I reach for the remote and turn off the sound. Which means I don't hear the ad, which is probably not the intention.

      Is that unusual, do you people just suffer through it, or are these advertisers more stupid that I thought?

    16. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by turp182 · · Score: 2

      During cooking competition shows, which I do find interesting, they always cut to commercials before announcing the winner. At that point I exclaim, "and the winner is... Commercial Break!".

      Tell me again what I should be buying...

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    17. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      A DVR?

      What do I win?

    18. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think that would sound more industrial...which I kinda like...I used to listen to the Crusader and Tribes2 soundtracks a lot in college.

    19. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      At least one of my local stations has completely ignored the ban. I'll be watching it for the news in the morning, and the ads will be at least twice as loud as the news. It could be all of my local stations, for all I know (I just happen to watch this one). Fortunately, I've got a DVR--god's gift to those of us who've had enough with commercials, period. Maybe they think that if they scream loud enough, I won't hit the fast forward button. In reality, if makes me even less likely to ever watch an ad.

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    20. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STARSCREAM! You bumbling fool! Your treasonous cowardice has cost the Decepticons victory for the last time!

      I wish I knew how to quit you!

    21. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      The war ends with commercials being better integrated with the content, either through product placement or through matching the style of the content they are inserted in.

      I would consider this worse.

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    22. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by mellon · · Score: 2

      Maybe if you spent less time making apathetic comments on /. and more time working to change things, it wouldn't be impossible anymore. The fact is that grass roots organizing works, and we've seen it work. Making cynical, apathetic comments also works, but the effect is has is to dissuade people from doing what works.

    23. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by NikeHerc · · Score: 1

      ... so I reach for the remote and turn off the sound. Which means I don't hear the ad, which is probably not the intention.

      I see commercials as a challenge: can I hit the mute button before the first syllable of the commercial emerges? I win a lot! :)

      ... do you people just suffer through it, or are these advertisers more stupid that I thought?

      In advertising, there is a constant and continuing race to the bottom. Not being a Millennial, I really hate many ads aimed squarely at Millennials, especially the auto ads. I get the impression advertisers must think they can convince Millennials to buy anything if they throw in enough music, squirrelly looking people, and scene changes that occur at two second intervals.

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    24. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dish has this feature already for prime time television, but it doesnt activate til midnight after airing.

      EZTV automatically skips ads and doesn't have an after midnight restriction...

    25. Re:loud quiet loud quiet by DirtyAmish · · Score: 1

      "Good ol' Tranformer hate sex" LMAO

    26. Re: loud quiet loud quiet by Qwaniton · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, our generation is actually too broke to afford big things. Those ads are geared as much to Daddy's wallet as they are to their debt-ridden and/or wage-slave Millenial adult children. No parent wants to see *their* kid fall down the class ladder, but there's limited vacancy. Ads gained to, and only to, Millenials services enerally spun towards the value and frugality angle, or are ads for debt-rescue or higher education (especially for-profit universities, since this generation is still full of suckers who think degrees are worth anything more than the paper they're printed on) or other financial services or products. The Millennial generation is headed towards poverty, and we know it. As far as ads for teenagers go, teenagers aren't Millenials. They're the children of the young end of Generation X.

  2. No complaints here by sk999 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My analog TV died just before the switch to all-digital. I never replaced it. Been CALM ever since.

    1. Re:No complaints here by GumphMaster · · Score: 5, Funny
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    2. Re:No complaints here by lgw · · Score: 1

      This isn't OT. Pretentious and smug, yes, but not OT.

      It's not even pretentious and smug any more - watching everything on a computer/tablet is pretty mainstream these days, if still a smaller group than TV-watchers.

      This year's "pretentious and smug" is "I don't even have a Facebook page". Yeah, we're bad about that one here.

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    3. Re:No complaints here by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I though only hipsters had Facebook accounts these days, the kids are all on Instagram.

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    4. Re:No complaints here by anagama · · Score: 1

      How's this for smug.

      I've not had broadcast/cable TV access since 1992 (I did have a VCR, then a DVD, now it's just Netflix or iTunes as a last resort -- commercial free rocks, always has always will).

      I don't have a facebook account (nor My Space, nor Geocities). I mean, I did have one once upon a time but never used it, forgot both my login and my password, and don't care.

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    5. Re:No complaints here by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Replying to myself, I don't have a Facebook account, but I am still on LiveJournal. Not sure what that makes me, I suspect it's too sad to be pretentious.

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    6. Re:No complaints here by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Replying to myself, I don't have a Facebook account, but I am still on LiveJournal. Not sure what that makes me...

      A Luddite?

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    7. Re:No complaints here by oobayly · · Score: 1

      Similar story here - my DVR died a couple of months ago and I haven't gotten around to taking i apart to see what the problem is - probably just a fuse. Even though my TV has a digital receiver I've only used it for watching iPlayer and Netflix. I've missed a couple of interesting programs, but that's it.

      A subsequent poster mentioned XKCD's "I don't own a TV", it's not really smugness, just the realisation that I don't miss live TV - I can pick something to watch that matches my mood at the time.

    8. Re:No complaints here by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      a hipster.

      by your rules either my mom is a hipster or you're a hipster. a poll would probably agree that you're the hipster given those choices.

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    9. Re:No complaints here by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have to admit I don't feel my smugness declining.

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    10. Re:No complaints here by temcat · · Score: 1

      Wow, the last Mohican outside of the Cyrillic sector!

    11. Re:No complaints here by antdude · · Score: 1

      My 19.5" Sharp CRT, from January 1996, still hasn't died as of last night! :O

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    12. Re:No complaints here by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

      It's sad that no one seems to understand dynamics have changed in the last 50 years. They still expect us to be glued to the box. If buying TV was as easy as torrents, there would be no more monopolies at the city level. The day all sports starts legally streaming we will be off the cord.

    13. Re:No complaints here by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Mine still works...at collecting dust. Seriously, before I moved, I went from watching TV with my laptop, to using my new desktop within sight of the TV. Then we moved, and the TV and desktop are not within visual range....

      I now watch Dr Who. Aside from a couple of episodes of the Venture Brothers, that is it. Nothing else has motivated me to actually forsake the internet long enough to go to the room with the TV and watch it in about 2 years now.

      My satisfaction with the volume level of commercials has never been higher.

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    14. Re:No complaints here by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      That comic seems to suggest we reached peak smug in 2000. I do not believe that market bubble has popped yet. Disclaimer: I have been shorting smug stocks.

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    15. Re:No complaints here by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      The number of smug people continues to grow, but the degree of smugness for the small number of TVless people in 2000 was higher. It's getting too mainstream. I, for one, have felt my level of smugness about my lack of TV decline in recent years.

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    16. Re:No complaints here by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      The number of smug people continues to grow, but the degree of smugness for the small number of TVless people in 2000 was higher. It's getting too mainstream. I, for one, have felt my level of smugness about my lack of TV decline in recent years.

      So you are saying that being a hipster has become too mainstream?

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    17. Re:No complaints here by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Being a hipster has been mainstream since the day they gave it a name.

    18. Re:No complaints here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never ever had a facebook page. Actually, I did make a fa[k]ebook page once just to get an achievement on Steam. Those achievements really mess with you psychologically.

    19. Re:No complaints here by left00coaster · · Score: 1

      Mods are MORANS.

      So I guess they'll be rallying to the family's coat of arms...? http://www.irishgathering.ie/clan_info.asp?clanID=843 Or did you mean MORONS?

  3. The issue has moved to the Internet by alfrin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now that I exclusively use online streaming services to watch television shows, I find the commercial volume issues there are far more irritating than I ever experienced on actual television. Spotify is the worst culprit, since it PAUSES the commercial if you lower your system volume. You cannot even avoid the obnoxiously loud commercials there.

    1. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Russ1642 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Stop using the service then. Seriously. If something is that insanely bad then just go without.

    2. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by geekoid · · Score: 1

      lower you speaker volume.
      Of course, this means there may be a market for speakers that detect the gain increase and auto lower the volume in the speaker box and not in the system.

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    3. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by alfrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Stop using the service then. Seriously. If something is that insanely bad then just go without.

      That's the equivalent of saying "TV commercials are annoying, so stop watching TV at all." That's not a solution to the actual problem, that's just hiding from it. I love the actual service, I just find the intrusiveness of the commercials unnecessary( and counterproductive to the purpose of commercials i.e. to convince me to buy a product)

    4. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Spotify is the worst culprit, since it PAUSES the commercial if you lower your system volume.

      I guess the physical knob on my speakers would be getting more of a workout then. Does it also do that in the web player (which they apparently don't show the link to on Windows)?

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    5. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by fermion · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I tend to mute my computer during commercials, especially now that the commercials can run into 3 minutes.

      I wonder if the advertisers realize that a commercial on streaming is not the same as a commercial on TV. That a three minute break on TV is ok. After all, if one is watching live TV one can wander around the house and still probably hear the TV, hear the commercial, and get back in time for the show, even if you have to do a live rewind. If you are watching recorded TV, most of the time you can fast forward which means that if a commercial is well made you are at least seeing the branding.

      OTOH, since the ads on streaming has become more than a minute, I tend to mute and do something else, then back up the content if I miss something. I have heard TV executives screaming about how mad they are that they can only sell a fraction of advertising on streaming that they can on TV. But what is going to happen when advertisers realize that nobody is going to hand around for three minutes to watch the ads? Probably the same thing that happened to web sites when ad people realized that banner ads were being ignored.

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    6. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FFS

      Anyone who says "turn down your volume" to this issue needs to be publicly slapped up and down the main street in their town.

    7. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by khellendros1984 · · Score: 2

      Well, there is always the option to use them as a paid service. As far as the ad-supported version goes, if people (as a whole) avoided ad-supported services, I'm sure the issue would sort itself out one way or another (that is, the business would change its monetization model or go out of business). It seems like hiding in the short term, but it would force the "problem" to solve itself in the long run.

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    8. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by onyxruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is exactly the kind of issue that should be talked about. I use more than one streaming service and now know not to even bother trying Spotify. This is the market in action, make sure you tell as many people as you can.

    9. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's the equivalent of saying "TV commercials are annoying, so stop watching TV at all." That's not a solution to the actual problem, that's just hiding from it.

      I torrent ("pirate") shows and I never have any of these problems. Ever. I'd rather use a service like that but not when they go out of their way to be annoying. You cannot irritate me into buying something. You can't scream at me into buying something. You can be un-obnoxious and treat me with respect and maybe I'll be more receptive to the sales pitch. Till they figure that out, it's pirate bay for me baby.

    10. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Rockoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the equivalent of saying "TV commercials are annoying, so stop watching TV at all."

      Yes, exactly like a completely valid and rational reaction, and a wholly achievable policy.

      Its true: You don't have to use other peoples services unless you choose to ('cept for that whole health insurance mandate.)

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    11. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Holy logical leap, Batman!

      Suggesting that people not be complete dickfaces does not, in any way, imply that the state should impose "non-dickface" laws.

      The point was that the people who say "hurr, turn down the volume" are missing the point entirely.

    12. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I blacklist websites if their streaming advertizements violate any of my 3 rules:

      1) The ads in question are longer than 30 seconds (with the exception of ads that I find absolutely hilarious)
      2) The ads in question are longer than 20% of the content (e.g. NFL.com's can't miss plays are commonly a minute long but the ads are 30 seconds, therefore violated rule).
      3) The ads in question have annoying sounds or are unnecessarily loud compared to the content.

    13. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WELL, that's exactly what I did. I mean, why should I dedicate 30 minutes to a 18 minute long program anyways? That is a waste of time! Undeniable. And to say advertising pays for anything is bullshit because I pay out the ass for cable.

    14. Re: The issue has moved to the Internet by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Well. At least I don't need to bother signing up with spotify now. Thanks.

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    15. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by camperdave · · Score: 2

      The purpose of the government is to implement and regulate broadcast standards. It is the government's job to make them turn down the volume.

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    16. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by rrohbeck · · Score: 2

      Adblocking and blackholing DNS names seems to work quite well. It's really rare for me to see an ad.

    17. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      and I've blacklisted all advertisers as they offer me nothing of benefit. I even blacklisted TV when I got a broadband connection that didn't tie up m phone.

      The only reason I'm even still paying for cable is mum. She likes to watch it and now that she has her TV ears, I don't have to listen to it scream. That product alone as made life so much better.

    18. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The beauty of digital audio is that there's always an analog connection to the device that generates the sound. That means it's always possible to introduce a filter that adjusts the volume without Spotify being able to detect it. If you're listening with headphones, get something like this. If you're listening through a receiver, use its volume control.

    19. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      The Spotify technique has always impressed me. Turning the volume too low is clearly the obvious solution to avoiding adverts, so they figured out how to reduce the number of customers who don't pay but still want to avoid the ads.

      As a premium subscriber, I have managed to avoid the Spotify commercials for about two years - so it is possible to avoid them, at least in the UK. If only I had the option of paying £10 a month to cut adverts out of broadcast TV too.

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    20. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Anyone who says "I need the government to turn down the volume" to this issue needs to be publicly slapped up and down the main street in their town.

      You'd be the first asshole to call the cops if I played a loud radio in front of your house.

    21. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then vote with your option. Don't use Spotify. Otherwise, they win and you lose.

    22. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Khyber · · Score: 1

      See, this is why I sit in a sound chair with analog inputs. Detect analog volume controls from input only, hah!

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    23. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Khyber · · Score: 1

      No, turn down the volume is a reasonable idea, because you can't control if the sound engineer is using a ton of compression to ramp up apparent volume.

      Already had one set of laptop speakers blown by it.

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    24. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by CWCheese · · Score: 2

      Well that was the whole deal with CATV many decades ago, when it was beginning to be widely marketed they said we would pay for transmission of programming and not see advertising, or a very small amount of ads. We can plainly see how that's turned out, there's much more advertising than content on pretty much every channel except C-SPAN. I don't hate ads, but please we need to see a higher percentage of content versus ads.

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    25. Re: The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Obviously then the ads for tv ears in no way benefited your life.

    26. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right but the Libertarians don't think they should be regulating that either.

    27. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Zynder · · Score: 1

      You should change your username to PlusFiveTruf.

    28. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spotify is the worst culprit, since it PAUSES the commercial if you lower your system volume. You cannot even avoid the obnoxiously loud commercials there.

      You know, there are other (analog) solutions to this:
      1.) Put a pillow case over the speakers
      2.) Unplug the speakers, or put a switch inline with them
      3.) Turn off the power to the speakers.
      4.) Wear ear plugs

      Spotify will not be able to detect any of these conditions because they aren't part of the digital stream.

      So Spotify can FUCK OFF..

      captcha: steamed

    29. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Now that I torrent whatever I want to watch I don't care how much paid services suck.

      Saving money by dumping cable makes me smile too.

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    30. Re: The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like the fire dept. coming to your house and setting it on fire, waiting 20 minutes then putting it out and telling you how much you should appreciate them.

    31. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Stop using the service then. Seriously. If something is that insanely bad then just go without.

      That's pretty dense in just about every context I can think of.

      They could just not suck with their commercial volume. For some reason, advertisers think that smashing me in the ear with obnoxiously loud, poorly thought out commercials will make me want to buy whatever useless trinket they are peddling.

    32. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Hulu. They show 4-5 ads per break (5 of them) plus a commercial at the beginning. Volume control seems to be random. Seeing 21-26 ads for a single show is ludicrous.

    33. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to advocate for illegal stuff being ok to do as long as you don't get caught. Problem is, you're very likely to get caught. You've done well so far but it won't last. Accidents are accidents because you didn't see them coming. Your day will come. I know I played the same game and lost. You're part of the problem, not the solution.

    34. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      True Libertarians don't think the government should be able to regulate the frequency spectrum either, and that anyone who wants to should be able to broadcast anything they want, on any frequency they want, using any encoding they want, even if it's incompatible with everything else or even jams someone else's broadcast.

    35. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      But what is going to happen when advertisers realize that nobody is going to hand around for three minutes to watch the ads? Probably the same thing that happened to web sites when ad people realized that banner ads were being ignored.

      They'll start putting streaming ads in the middle of the page, correction songs?

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    36. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly what i did. Especially since most of the TV i watched was late night, and I had cable. If you're going to make me pay for a service then I should only be watching what i consider is an acceptable amount of commercials. Since every non-premium channel has massive amount of commercials i stopped watching, i even discontinued the service. It's been over 3 years since i last turned my TV on. (I wonder if it even works anymore) Didn't help that most of the channels were infomercials when i was watching, and even then some of those had commercials.

      I even made a vow never to buy a product based on what i saw in a commercial. If i want something i look for reviews, but now even those are suspect. So i'm converting most of my software to OpenSource.

    37. Re: The issue has moved to the Internet by PNutts · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points you would get one of my very few Insightful I give to ACs.

    38. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Deadstick · · Score: 2

      There's a technique I've noticed lately that seems aimed at defeating the fast-forward. In the middle of a string of five or six commercials, they insert a teaser for the program that's running, in the hope it will make you click "Play" and get ambushed by the next commercial.

    39. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      And then that was the deal with tapes and DVDs, but now some movie and TV DVDs have unskippable ads for other movie and TV DVDs. Ech.

    40. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It helps in the fact that people with infectious diseases are being treated instead of just spreading it around until their immune system kicks it and then they have to go to the ER or die. Well, okay...it's supposed to help with that. But, this is America, we won't go to the doctor even when we already paid to.

    41. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. People make fun of pirates but in most cases the torrented version of various media are better quality than the legit copies (better visual/audio quality, a DRM-free, locally accessible file, no commercials, etc). I'm sure a lot of pirates would be happy to pay for legal content of mainstream TV shows and movies if they could get content of the same caliber as obtainable on torrent sites. But you can't, so why settle for lower standards that you end up having to pay for when the free version is even better?

    42. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Spotify is the worst culprit, since it PAUSES the commercial if you lower your system volume.

      What you need is audio output to a dedicated hardware amp and mixer that controls volume beyond the ability of any software running on the system to detect or interfere with it.

    43. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by khallow · · Score: 1

      That's the equivalent of saying "TV commercials are annoying, so stop watching TV at all." That's not a solution to the actual problem, that's just hiding from it. I love the actual service, I just find the intrusiveness of the commercials unnecessary( and counterproductive to the purpose of commercials i.e. to convince me to buy a product)

      Well, given that not using the service actually does solve the problem of listening to loud commercials, I really don't see the point. "Hiding" works here.

    44. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by khallow · · Score: 1

      It helps in the fact that people with infectious diseases are being treated instead of just spreading it around until their immune system kicks it and then they have to go to the ER or die.

      Health insurance != health care. And people who stay away from doctors till they crawl into an ER, probably will end up on Medicaid. Who will actually provide medical care to Medicaid recipients when the payments are well below market rates? I think in the long run it'll be those ERs who can't legally refuse to serve you. That's a rather big hamster wheel.

    45. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by sjames · · Score: 1

      How about the people who say "if you want to continue having access to public spectrum, turn the commercials down"? In the case of cable, substitute right of way for spectrum.

    46. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by tlhIngan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I torrent ("pirate") shows and I never have any of these problems. Ever. I'd rather use a service like that but not when they go out of their way to be annoying. You cannot irritate me into buying something. You can't scream at me into buying something. You can be un-obnoxious and treat me with respect and maybe I'll be more receptive to the sales pitch. Till they figure that out, it's pirate bay for me baby.

      Except they can take your show off the air because of poor ratings.

      Here's a secret - the ratings you see for public viewing by Neilsen is one of three numbers - Live, Live+Same Day, or Live+7 Day. But NONE of these numbers are used by stations when determining if a show is worthwhile to continue or to cancel.

      Stations buy the C3 numbers - Commericals Only 3 Day numbers. The huge difference is the L/L+SD/L+7 numbers average the ratings minute-by-minute of the entire program. The C+3 numbers include the minute-by-minute ratings of the commercial breaks only - the programming ratings are NOT included. Basically the ratings stations use measure only the ads - the content is there to attract eyeballs to the ads.

      Now, the only correlation is that C+3 ratings are generally very close (usually within 0.1 or 0.2) of the L+SD number.

      So TV execs are perfectly happy to ignore piracy - because those people never generate revenue, they have no influence (remember the programming is there to attract eyeballs to see ads). If a show is heavily pirated, it depresses the ratings down and the show either gets its budget cut, or cancelled.

      Of course, sometimes the shows still sell ads - in product placement. And it's been shown that even syndicated shows that they have product placement ads inserted into the scene - advertising stuff that wasn't even available when the show originally aired.

      The other way is subscriber TV - like how Netflix, Amazon, etc are having their own TV series paid for by subscription dollars.

    47. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they insert a teaser for the program that's running, in the hope it will make you click "Play" and get ambushed by the next commercial.

      This has been done since long before DVRs. After watching half a dozen commercials, viewers are likely to forget what they're so interested in that they're willing to sit through such bullshit. The teaser reminds them of the time they've already invested in the show, so that they're willing to sit through another half dozen commercials to see what happens in the last five minutes. It's similar to how the first commercial break is often only one commercial -- since you're not well-invested in the show yet, you're more likely to become distracted by the commercials and realize there's something else you'd rather spend your time doing.

    48. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Andtalath · · Score: 1

      Spotify wants you to pay up so it is designed to be infuriating.

      If you pay, you get the actual service they are selling, ads aren't worth it.

      According to them.

    49. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Just dvr it and skip the commercials, or pirate it. The TV companies clearly have no morals or problem audibly assaulting us, so fuck 'em.

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    50. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The service is putting ads in front of your eyeballs. The TV programs are just something the company has to do in order to get you to watch the ads.

    51. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Goose+In+Orbit · · Score: 1

      1) The ads in question are longer than 30 seconds (with the exception of ads that I find absolutely hilarious)

      Does that include the drug ads - which all seem to follow the form:
      20 seconds of "this drug may help with xyz"
      30 seconds of "but might cause this, that, the other or death"
      10 seconds of "try it anyway - we'll help you pay for it too if you want"

    52. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unskippable, right up until the point I run it through a computer to format-shift the content to a medium that isn't under someone else's control.

    53. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because there's absolutely nothing bad that can happen when a local commercial plays at literally TWICE the volume of the programming bookending it. This happened to me earlier in the year while watching a football game - fairly standard audio level of crowd noise with guy talking over the top. Then, obnoxiously loud fast food commercial that had me jump off the couch, and fumble for the remote until I could find the mute button. I had a headache for an hour after that.

      I actually called the cable company office and complained, not that it did anything to prevent it from recurring. Needless to say, I'm not eating at that restaurant EVER again.

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    54. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by antdude · · Score: 1

      I don't even watch commercials. I avoid them when I can like recording and be able to skip/FF.

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    55. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Unskippable, right up until the point I run it through a computer to format-shift the content to a medium that isn't under someone else's control.

      I've got a ton of DVDs that don't rip correctly, though, with any ripper; not with dvdbackup, nor with DVDFab, etc etc. I can rip them to a collection of DVD files and play that successfully in most cases, but that doesn't get me out of unskippable ads. XBMC does that. I can skip things I'm not supposed to be able to skip.

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    56. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Blackholing doesn't work for me, because I regularly come across sites that won't work.

      This is only a big problem for me on mobile, where Adblock Plus doesn't exist and noscript doesn't work. There exists a mobile noscript but it breaks every other page load or so, and the developer is unresponsive.

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    57. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Health insurance != health care.

      And car insurance != car care (or health care, should people get injured in a car accident)

      I'm pretty sure when the GP said people are getting treatment, he means it the same way car insurance helps people and cars get treatment.

      And people who stay away from doctors till they crawl into an ER, probably will end up on Medicaid.

      No they probably will not. The majority of people are welfare seekers. The majority who stayed away will start going to doctors, as it will become another government handout they can cash in on as much as possible.

      Who will actually provide medical care to Medicaid recipients when the payments are well below market rates?

      Those who aren't welfare seekers of course. Also known as the capitalists. Capitalists are the ones who are willing to take risks. Capitalists think "I can profit at well below market rates" and they will try to start a business doing just that. Many of them will fail of course, but that's all part of capitalism. Eventually one will succeed. Capitalism hasn't failed us yet. No reason to believe it will this time around.

      I think in the long run it'll be those ERs who can't legally refuse to serve you.

      And who ends up paying for the ERs? Paying customers and taxpayers. Those tend to be capitalists or people who work for one. So again it goes back to capitalists

      That's a rather big hamster wheel.

      That's a good thing. Bigger wheels are more fun for the hamsters to run on. It can accommodate more hamsters too.

    58. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it does. So far the only exceptions are for Geico insurance (which I get alot, maybe because they know I actually watch the whole thing, rather than close the entire window) and 4 other commercials that I don't actually now what the product is but make me laugh out loud, even on the 20th viewing.

    59. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Well that was the whole deal with CATV many decades ago, when it was beginning to be widely marketed they said we would pay for transmission of programming and not see advertising, or a very small amount of ads. We can plainly see how that's turned out, there's much more advertising than content on pretty much every channel except C-SPAN. I don't hate ads, but please we need to see a higher percentage of content versus ads.

      Yeah, now we pay for transmission, programming AND we get to see ads on the majority of channels!

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    60. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by mellon · · Score: 1

      The solution is obvious: spend less time consuming media and more time hassling your politicians to change these stupid laws. Sucking on the glass teat until you die is no way to spend a life.

    61. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please, those market rates are artificially inflated and the private insurance companies negotiate a percentage anyway.

      But no, those people who stay away from doctors till they crawl into an ER and get on Medicaid are MORE expensive to treat anyway, even ignoring the infectious disease part.

      It'd be cheaper in the long-run to pay for everybody to get a yearly physical to catch things sooner. Which is why insurance companies are glad to do it. Same with birth control.

    62. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rates are way, way higher than they need to be in the U.S. Look at the cost for the same treatment in other 1st world countries. They do it fine for a lot less thanthe U.S.

      From a tech perpective, the hospital I'm assosiated wth charges departments that want extra files storage $50k for 1 terrabyte of server space.

      Yes, making sure there is a redundant server, the backup tapes and tape machine, and someone to run it all cost money, but when you have a large hospital system, adding another terrabyte to that load should not cost $50k.

      We are paying rediculous prices even within the hospital for things.

    63. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by danknight48 · · Score: 1

      Now that I exclusively use online streaming services to watch television shows, I find the commercial volume issues there are far more irritating than I ever experienced on actual television.

      Enable DRC (dynamic range compression) on your soundcard. Most current soundcards have this feature, and, many more.

      Control panel, sound, playback, enhancements etc.

    64. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by metiscus · · Score: 1

      If you are on android and are willing to root, there is an adblock that works via the hosts file. I have been using it for several years and it works great. You can find it via f-droid.

    65. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind hulu much, except they show the exact same ad about 10 times in the same show. The repetition drives me crazy.

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    66. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Blackholing doesn't work for me, because I regularly come across sites that won't work.

      If you are on android and are willing to root, there is an adblock that works via the hosts file.

      Blackholing doesn't work for me, because I regularly come across sites that won't work.

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    67. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I don't watch several tv channels in the UK because of their obnoxious commercials.

      I haven't stopped watching TV entirely, but I do primarily watch sporting events with 40-50 minutes unbroken play, films with no adverts interspersed through them and the BBC.

    68. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by khallow · · Score: 1

      And car insurance != car care

      Excellent example. You can get insurance without having to change your oil ever. The presence of car insurance doesn't automatically create the sort of preventive maintenance analogous to what the original poster was speaking of.

      Those who aren't welfare seekers of course. Also known as the capitalists.

      Well, I'm a capitalist and I won't be providing health care to these people. The point here is that A doctor in a non-hospital practice can avoid having to treat below cost patients. An ER can't do that.

      That's a good thing. Bigger wheels are more fun for the hamsters to run on. It can accommodate more hamsters too.

      The point of the hamster wheel analogy is that it is a lot of running without actually getting anywhere. The analogy breaks in that even running in place can be healthy for the hamster since it needs to exercise. Not so for the economy.

    69. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by khallow · · Score: 1

      It'd be cheaper in the long-run to pay for everybody to get a yearly physical to catch things sooner. Which is why insurance companies are glad to do it. Same with birth control.

      Insurance companies are so "glad" to do that, that they had to be forced by law.

    70. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent example. You can get insurance without having to change your oil ever. The presence of car insurance doesn't automatically create the sort of preventive maintenance analogous to what the original poster was speaking of.

      Again, I do not think that the original poster was saying the insurance "creates" preventive maintenance. Insurance pays for preventive maintenance should it be needed. This is a capitalist economy after all. Things need to be paid for somehow. It's unfortunate that you aren't one of them. Wish I was one of them myself. But hey, life isn't fair.

      If the absence of insurance, people wouldn't bother checking if they need preventive maintenance. As I said, most people are welfare seekers. When they're told the government will help them get preventive treatment, they'll check if they are eligible for the handouts more often.

      Well, I'm a capitalist and I won't be providing health care to these people.

      Well, there are other capitalists out there. Just because you won't, doesn't mean others won't. Also, through the wonderful mechanism of taxes and regulations, you'll be paying partially/fully for others. That is another meaning for "providing" health care. Again, capitalist economy.

      The point here is that A doctor in a non-hospital practice can avoid having to treat below cost patients. An ER can't do that.

      Can avoid != Will avoid

      It's worth noting that even if all doctors avoid treating today, they'll eventually have to anyways, since the ERs will be overburdened, and then require more tax dollars from private doctors to prop up.

      The point of the hamster wheel analogy is that it is a lot of running without actually getting anywhere.

      Your mistake is thinking the hamsters are supposed to get anywhere. They aren't. That hamster is supposed to stay in the cage, hamster wheel or not. Running on the wheel is for entertainment. It's the circus in bread and circuses.

      The analogy breaks in that even running in place can be healthy for the hamster since it needs to exercise. Not so for the economy.

      That's ok, because the economy isn't just the hamster and the cage. The economy consists of everything outside of the cage as well. The hamster cage may be a consumption item (the bread part in bread and circus), but it does not make up the whole of economy.

      It's also worth noting that you can always hook up the hamster wheel to some machine to power something. Why do you think that despite all the proverbial hamster cages in the US, people can still get rich there? Capitalists better than you or I have figured out how to power things by hamster.

    71. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, I do not think that the original poster was saying the insurance "creates" preventive maintenance. Insurance pays for preventive maintenance should it be needed. This is a capitalist economy after all. Things need to be paid for somehow.

      Damn my laptop keyboard messed up there. This next part should've gone to the end

      It's unfortunate that you aren't one of them. Wish I was one of them myself. But hey, life isn't fair.

    72. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by khallow · · Score: 1
      My point about "create" was appropriate. Even if we accept the dubious proposition that insurance companies want to pay for preventative care and similar things, we still have a big gap between paying for and actually having the insuree get that preventative care.

      This is a capitalist economy after all. Things need to be paid for somehow.

      Not at all. We have another choice, don't get the thing in the first place. There's this false moral claim that people should have some vague concept of "health care" and that somehow has transformed into a remarkably poor and expensive health insurance. We don't need to pay for this crap.

      Running on the wheel is for entertainment.

      It's also exercise as I noted. Now, what does paying insurance companies extra for stuff that wasn't that valuable in the first place do for us?

      The hamster cage may be a consumption item (the bread part in bread and circus), but it does not make up the whole of economy.

      This particular hamster wheel makes up roughly a sixth of the US's economy. I think it's a rather dumb argument to make to claim that only screwing up a large portion of the economy makes the mess ok. Especially, since you could repeat the argument for all the other large pieces of the economy which are similarly getting messed up.

    73. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he means turn your speakers downATTHESPEAKERS

    74. Re:The issue has moved to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's totally simple, and most people can do it. Set system and program volume levels (if appropriate), and afterwords just control volume with the speaker controls. On mid and low end speakers it's just a knob, but on higher end, you still get a mute. They have no idea what you're doing, mute works, and it's all on your terms.

  4. commercials? by captain_nifty · · Score: 0

    Are those the things before youtube videos?

    honestly who watches broadcast TV? I haven't since I built my first media center PC years ago.

    1. Re:commercials? by Iniamyen · · Score: 1

      Some of us enjoy live sports, and are willing to pay the (admittedly ridiculous) price for TV service to watch them.

      I have a server + raspbmc's for everything else but can't seem to break the TV habit for this single reason.

    2. Re:commercials? by spxero · · Score: 1

      I was in the same boat with you, but since MLB.tv offers a YEAR of games for what one month of cable or satellite costs I've cut that cord and haven't looked back. Supposedly the Xbox One will have all live streaming NFL games, but I haven't seen it in action yet. I hope more leagues go the way of MLB.tv- I gladly pay for the games I want to watch without getting all the extra channels or insane pricing for such little use.

    3. Re: commercials? by daggertoes · · Score: 1

      Judging by the huge amounts of money that the networks have, many millions of people are still watching broadcast tv. That's great that you've got a fancy PC for watching things on but remember that tv is, in fact broadcast and that for the cost of a tv and an antennae it's still possible to watch a great deal of programming without any further cost.

    4. Re:commercials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get the SportsDevil add-on for XBMC. You can find it on xbmchub.

    5. Re:commercials? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      if you are paying it, it isn't ridiculous.

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    6. Re:commercials? by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      I hadn't heard of that -- but hopefully where they're going, other sports will follow. I'm completely uninterested in watching baseball, but at least they've got the right idea.

      The situation with sports broadcasting is ridiculous. It would cost me well over $100 per month to get TV service with the additional extra "packages" to be able to watch all the games for the team that I follow. There is no chance that I will ever pay for that. If they had any halfway reasonable pricing for a streaming option, I'd be all over it.

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    7. Re:commercials? by mcl630 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately you can't watch your local teams with MLB.tv, or any national game on ESPN or TBS, or any of FOX's Saturday games (even the ones not shown on your local FOX affilate). I subscribe to and enjoy MLB.tv, but I can't "cut the cord" until they start allowing me to watch my local teams (at least when they're on cable rather than broadcast TV).

      The NHL does the same with Gamecenter.

    8. Re:commercials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VPN to another country.
      in japan i watch all NFL games streaming live or recorded in HD, MLB gives me /all/ the games, same with NHL.
      and i can watch them all on my htpc, laptop, smartphone, or tablet.
      if youre paying for cable mainly for sports, the cost of a VPN and seasonal subscriptions will save you a lot of money and get you more than you had with cable.

    9. Re:commercials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Local team blackout?
      Protip: VPN
      No need to hook it up to a server in Botswana or wherever, just pick one in the next state and it won't be laggy at all (at least isn't on my 30mB Charter cable). As a bonus, you'll also get to avoid that 6 strikes law with your ISP for running Bittorrent. I use Private Internet Access. They got applets that run for your home PC in case you aren't tech savvy enough to set it up manually (I'm not) and they have a Droid app so your phone can be on the downlow too. It also runs OpenVPN so the DDWRT guys can pipe all thier router traffic through there from within the router itself. I wanna say I paid a whole $25 for a years access. I waste more than that on bulk packs of magnum condoms that I never use (and subsequently go bad).

    10. Re:commercials? by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Some of us enjoy live sports, and are willing to pay the (admittedly ridiculous) price for TV service to watch them.

      Just FYI, I think you typed in the wrong address to your web browser. Probably you were going for "si" instead of "slashdot." Common mistake. :-)

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    11. Re:commercials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually typos substitute one mistake character. Because, you know, someone was typing it and missed. It would be difficult to add 6 characters and still qualify as a "typo." Mor0n.

  5. I can legislate everything! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems like the gov't putting its dick where it doesn't belong. It's pretty annoying, but you'd really expect station owners to normalize the volumes to keep people from changing the channel right at the commercial break.

    1. Re:I can legislate everything! by reboot246 · · Score: 2

      No, station owners want you to be able to hear the commercials even if you're in the kitchen or bathroom (or, for some commercials, even outside).

    2. Re:I can legislate everything! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Public air ways is one of the places it does belong.

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    3. Re:I can legislate everything! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you'd really expect station owners to normalize the volumes"
      Well they don't, how many more decades should we wait for them to maybe do it a little ?

    4. Re:I can legislate everything! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHAT? You are advocating for the gov to regulate something? Now I know you aren't a REAL Libertarian and all the BS you spew on this site is actually BS. Thanks for showing your true colors.

    5. Re:I can legislate everything! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's an understatement. I've taken to thinking that they want me to hear my NEIGHBOR's commercials too.

  6. Probably directly proportional by fred911 · · Score: 2

    To the amount of people now viewing broadcast TV. I woulkdfnt even consider viewing commercial TV realtime.

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    1. Re:Probably directly proportional by Megane · · Score: 1

      It's the 4chan live-viewing threads that keep me watching some OTA shows live (and I have a 4-tuner MythTV now, so I don't have to watch live). Nothing like watching a show with a couple dozen other people making snarky commentary during the show. The best is when someone predicts some stupid thing happening later in the episode, and then it happens.

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    2. Re:Probably directly proportional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To the amount of people now viewing broadcast TV."

      Buddy, can you spare a verb?

  7. Cut the cord by Scared+Rabbit · · Score: 3, Informative

    I couldn't tell you. I cut the cord three years ago and haven't looked back. Sure I don't get to see the latest and greatest things, and must instead wait for video/netflix, but it's been worth it.

    1. Re:Cut the cord by kimvette · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, you're THAT GUY!!

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    2. Re:Cut the cord by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If you can't tell us, why did you reply?

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    3. Re:Cut the cord by camperdave · · Score: 1

      If you can't tell us, why did you reply?

      Because not being able to tell us is a data point as well.

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    4. Re:Cut the cord by tepples · · Score: 1

      Do sports even make it to video/netflix?

    5. Re:Cut the cord by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Dude, cutting the cord is mainstream now. Well, for those that had cable (or satellite) in the first place.

    6. Re:Cut the cord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are sports?

    7. Re:Cut the cord by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's better to wait. Gives you time to see if the show will be cancelled after (less than) one season. Don't you just hate going to see a movie and it ending half way through because the studio decided it wasn't going to make enough money?

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    8. Re:Cut the cord by Drethon · · Score: 1

      That which most people are watching. Though it looks like TV is starting to loose people there too: http://www.adweek.com/news/technology/sports-fans-slowly-move-tv-internet-151329

    9. Re:Cut the cord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do sports make it to broadcast? There are more TV timouts than football now. Can't watch basketball, must watch ads instead. Baseball? Okay, I'll grant you that the ads are more entertaining than waiting for professional baseball to happen.

    10. Re:Cut the cord by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Because he CAN tell us he does not have a television. Over and over.

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  8. I have only one thing to say... by jaeztheangel · · Score: 0

    "..pardon?"

  9. Want: ban on loud set-top box menu commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have FIOS set top box and going into the DVR or On-Demand menus is so frustrating because of the loud embedded commercials.

    1. Re:Want: ban on loud set-top box menu commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo dawg, I heard you hate commercials. So I put commercials in your channel guide so you get blasted with loud commercials when you try to escape the regulated volume commercials.

    2. Re: Want: ban on loud set-top box menu commercials by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I used to buy on demand movies all the time. FIOS put an end to that with their horrible interface.

      That, and disabling fast forward. If I accidentally hit 'stop' it always forgets where I was in a program and acts like I'm going to sit through 40 minutes of a show just to get back to where I was. Yes NBC, I was going to watch one of your shows but I'm not gonna sit through the first episode 1.8 times just to watch the last 10 mins.

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  10. Re:I don't think so by alta · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm about sick of those right now.

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  11. Wrong Forum by rsborg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most /.'s I image don't put up with Ads.

    I sure as hell haven't noticed ad volume - of course, I gave up broadcast TV with ads since I got my first TiVo in 2003. DVRs all they way, but nowadays I don't even watch TV that's not Netflix - only the kiddos have time to watch TV in our house (how else would I have time to post on /. ?)

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    1. Re:Wrong Forum by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Even with Tivo, it might take a few seconds to grab the remote and skip past those SOBs, and those few seconds, it can still blare at you.

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    2. Re:Wrong Forum by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Even with Tivo, it might take a few seconds to grab the remote and skip past those SOBs, and those few seconds, it can still blare at you.

      True, which is why I really like ad-free (or ad-between-shows) channels like Nick Jr. (which is pretty much the only broadcast tv that gets watched in our house - exception being the Dance reality shows). The worst is when it's an ad for some horror movie - do not like my kids being exposed to suggested gore and violence in a damn advert.

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    3. Re:Wrong Forum by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That's why it is sad that ReplayTV got sued out of business. They did automatic commercial skip.

    4. Re:Wrong Forum by Zynder · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Apparently they didn't pray that the deal wouldn't be altered further subsequently causing the deal to be altered until they died.

    5. Re:Wrong Forum by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Your still on tivo how very 90's of you. Automatic commercial skipping has been around forever now.

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    6. Re:Wrong Forum by antdude · · Score: 1

      Ditto even though I don't own a TiVo and Netflix. I just record onto my DTV Pal DVR and computers, and watch later (skip the nonsense parts).

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    7. Re:Wrong Forum by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Your still on tivo how very 90's of you. Automatic commercial skipping has been around forever now.

      I'm actually not any longer - Dish due to needing TV5 (French channel) and not trusting Comcast which is the only other place I could get that. Though I miss the UX on the Tivo. Dish DVR sucks to use.

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  12. It's not the commercials. by mythosaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...it's the switch from national programming to regional or zip-code based advertising.

    Program.
    National commercial.
    National commercial.
    REGIONAL COMMERCIAL
    Program.

    My cable network screws this up regularly on Comedy Central. South Park goes into break, and then a BLARING LOUD commercial for a local product happens.

    I skip most commercials that aren't on during live sports -- but I watch a lot of live sports, and they're guilty too.

    I blame an idiot working in the Cox video operations center.

    1. Re:It's not the commercials. by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Have to agree with this - the really loud commercials tend to be the local commercials provided by Comcast.

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    2. Re:It's not the commercials. by Pinkfud · · Score: 1

      I have Cox, and by far the loudest and most obnoxious commercials are THEIRS! They have this guy who screams everything, goes COX BUNDLE!! over and over, etc. It does annoy me, sometimes to the point of grabbing for the mute button.

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    3. Re:It's not the commercials. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have Cox, and by far the loudest and most obnoxious commercials are THEIRS! They have this guy who screams everything, goes COX BUNDLE!! over and over, etc. It does annoy me, sometimes to the point of grabbing for the mute button.

      But... but, don't you want a BUNDLE OF COX!! ? doesn't everyone?

      I was only shouting because I thought everyone would be as excited about a COX BUNDLE!! as I am...

      *cries*

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    4. Re:It's not the commercials. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouted so loudly I had to turn down my monitor's brightness!

    5. Re:It's not the commercials. by zippthorne · · Score: 2

      Also, the local commercials are often SD, even on the cable company's own HD channels (which appear to be OTA-HD channels that have been transcoded, poorly, to a lower bitrate...).

      Not only SD, but also they don't even deign to let my TV do the up-conversion, they've converted it for me to the "higher resolution" of HD. And often double-letterboxed, too, because apparently it's too expensive to up-convert all the way from 480 to 1080...

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    6. Re:It's not the commercials. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So both you and the parent would accuse them of being cox suckers?

  13. as expected by geekoid · · Score: 1

    It didn't effect all commercial immediately. Commercial in run or already in contract and so on.

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    1. Re:as expected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You drunk tonight bro? Your ramblings are sounding like JoeDragon's broken-ass Engrish.

  14. Streaming commercials are the worst by emBEDed · · Score: 2

    The volume of the commercials in SyFy's streaming videos is what drove me to install AdBlock, so in that case it backfired on them. TV commercials don't seem nearly as obnoxious as they used to, but maybe it's just me.

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  15. Crecendo by themushroom · · Score: 3

    Here's what happens at my house at commercial breaks on Comcast: The program is fairly quiet, the beginning of the advertisement is just as quiet (CALM in effect) but in the last 10-20 seconds you sense that the volume is going up to just below a shout... then the show resumes and it's quiet again.

    1. Re:Crecendo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Furthermore, I've noticed many shows crank up the volume of their opening title sequence compared to the rest of the show. This raises the average volume of the show and gives advertisers more headroom.

  16. Yes by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    And now it's time to ban commercials featuring unrealistically beautified people.

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    1. Re:Yes by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      And now it's time to ban commercials featuring unrealistically beautified people.

      How else will I find out how people can be unrealistically beautified?

    2. Re:Yes by FunkDup · · Score: 1

      And now it's time to ban commercials featuring unrealistically beautified people.

      You want to look at ugly people? Think of the hotness!

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    3. Re:Yes by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      Eventually all the people who want to ban everything they don't like will end up banning each other, after which the survivors will crawl out from the wreckage and try to rebuild civilization.

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  17. About as well as the Do Not Call list is working. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what would I know? ReplayTV for the win.,

  18. PVR, Netflix... what's a commercial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other than Sports there's not much point in watching live television any more, fire up the PVR and shotgun a few episodes of stuff I want to watch and breeze through advertising I wouldn't watch anyway.

    Annoying ads are plastered all over, and injected into, YouTube content. Creators are getting paid piddling amounts, and the rules that sort out how much you earn are an ever morphing mess (which allows the likes of PewDIePie to Conquer YouTube) and the lack of any tact from Google regarding user friendliness, I fully expect to see a YouTube rival begin to rise soon (if it hasn't already).

    To be honest I'd pay for content creators to keep the good stuff going, like the old PBS drive days, but there's nothing that combines a video service with user donations.

  19. Whats "TV" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nm I remember now, so things still happen there? cool story.

    1. Re:Whats "TV" ? by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Wow.. you're such an interesting edgy hipster. What do I have to do to get you to father my children?

    2. Re:Whats "TV" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well crossMR I think the very first thing you would need to do, is not be male

    3. Re:Whats "TV" ? by crossmr · · Score: 1

      and the first thing you would need to do is not make assumptions. The MR doesn't stand for mister.

  20. No teeth in the law by wcrowe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The volumes haven't changed. Except it now seems like they start at a reasonable volume, then slowly increase in volume as the commercial continues. It could be that some people don't notice this. This also, no doubt, allows a commercial to still comply with the law since the ad's "average volume" can still be within the limits of the program it accompanies.

    The complaint process itself is also extremely tedious. No person is going to want to key in all that information for every loud ad they have to suffer through.

    In short: all the teeth were taken out of the law, so as usual we have another useless law that doesn't work and helps no one except those it is intended to control. Government by the people, my ass.

    BTW, I'm seeing a lot of posts about how watching broadcast TV is "old-school", as if it is stupid to still be doing so. I would agree, except that it is still virtually impossible to watch live sporting events online. I'm not a sports nut, but I do like college football, and that means suffering through a lot of deafening ads.

         

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    1. Re:No teeth in the law by volmtech · · Score: 1

      My wife has selective hearing loss. The only way she can understand what people on television are saying is for me to put the sound setting on "voice". That filters out much of music and ambient sounds (what my wife calls air noises) . It sounds like an old transistor radio. Commercials are mostly music and other noise and even the shouting is less noticeable. 55" TV with 200 watt surround sound, I might as well be using an old 19" black and white set.

    2. Re:No teeth in the law by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      I'm seeing a lot of posts about how watching broadcast TV is...stupid...but I do like...suffering through a lot of deafening ads.

      I think you've just confirmed the reasons why so many people see broadcast TV as "old-school", and those who flagellate themselves in front of it as slightly north of insane.

    3. Re:No teeth in the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't there some sort of setup you can use so you both can get the audio you want?

  21. I Don't Have State Farm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Insurance Finds Me Money!

    OOooOOhh! You got to be quicker than that! /-##-\

    I'll buy that for a dollar!

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  22. I don't know by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    I stopped watching traditional TV years ago. YouTube, YLE Areena and Twitch are my television now.

  23. For the most part it has worked by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    There is a slight uptick in volume on a few ads, but most ads are not really loud anymore.

    The loud ones I just switch to another channel to ignore. Losing the channel money.

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  24. What's a commercial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I vaguely remember them from the time before I had a WMC extension that marked and auto-skips anything recorded through my TV tuner. I wasn't aware commercials were still around.

  25. Our experience is it depends on the station... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ... or the network.

    We've found that the Chicago CBS affiliate has an audio level that is consistently louder than any other station. And their audio levels seems to get louder late at night. Not exactly scientific evidence to be sure but the missus and kids can always tell when I'm watching Letterman instead of Leno because of the loud commercials.

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  26. We gotta go back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we should just go back to having no law on the loudness.

    But better yet, have a law that forces them to be 10x the loudness.

    Suddenly watching a really sad scene, music continues on in to the credits, those rare one-off endings, DO YOU WANT CHEAP INSURANCE FOR YOUR CAR?! THEN DON'T DIE FROM THIS ADVERT AND FIND OUT MORE

    It should, in theory, kill all the complainers because those are the ones that get most shocked by it, the rest will just find it mildly annoying or amusing.
    PROBLEM SOLVED.

    Also, the usual "take safety notices off things and let nature take its course" applies.

  27. Somewhat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somewhat. For some strange reason, overall levels have gotten a tad louder though. Either that, or my set is getting louder or taking allergy meds cleared up my ears a bit.

    It's subtle, whatever it is. I'm more annoyed by multiplexed digital channels that seem to be saving bandwidth by sacrificing color information. This leads to a sort of old-school VGA look, especially on flesh tones. This is distinct from digital breakup. I'm mildly curious to know what kind of compression they are using that does this; but not enough to really care because...

    ...broadcast TV is becoming a media ghetto, just like they predicted it would. I don't care enough about it to pay for TV. I've done without it before. I'll just get more serious about hobbies. It'll really be better for me. If anything, they're doing me a service by making it suck.

  28. Don't know, don't care by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Don't know if it worked or not, but I do know it came too late. I, along with most people I know, switched almost exclusively to streaming services where we pay much less *and* have fewer commercials. Sure, this law doesn't apply to streaming services, but most of them seem to at least pretend to give a shit about their viewers and enforce it anyway.

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  29. Loud Music by andyi · · Score: 1

    At my house we've noticed that the music at the beginning and end of the shows and before advertisements seems substantially louder than the audio of the show itself. My assumption was that this was real and was an attempt to somehow skirt the intent of the CALM Act without actually breaking the law.

  30. Oh ads... by LudeJim · · Score: 2

    I have had Netflix for about 4 years or so, and I also *had* a cable subscription. Netflix does not have any ads what-so-ever. Last week I saw a free trial for Hulu Plus and I jumped on it. I was appalled that a paid service would have ads displayed in the middle of a show, then I realized that I pay for cable tv and that there are ads in the middle of all of those shows. Now, all I have is Netflix, and I am ad free. Even since I realized this, I find it disgusting that any paid service have any type of advertising.

  31. Better, but still not good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I only have to back the volume off 20% during commercials instead of 40%. Before the law, it seemed to me that the worst offenders didn't so as much at turn up the advertisement volume, as they did turn down the program volume. I don't seem to need to keep the normal volume as high as I used to. However, a few notable advertisements still remain obnoxiously louder than the program (Proactive and a few locals seems to be the worst offenders), where as they used to be painfully louder, in the most literal sense.

  32. Groucho's solution by TheloniousToady · · Score: 2

    "I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on [too loud], I go to the library and read a good book."
    - Groucho

    Since I'm not as much of a reader as Groucho, I just mute the television when the commercials are too loud. Beyond solving the immediate problem, there's a certain moral satisfaction in it. Heck, maybe it even constitutes some form of Pavlovian conditioning for the advertisers: after all, if they think loud commercials work, they must think that muted commercials don't.

    1. Re:Groucho's solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's my "good idea" that I'm waiting for a TV manufacturer to implement. Any engineers reading this?

      As well as audio mute I want a "picture mute" button. It takes off the sound and also puts a 99% dark filter over the image. You can still _just_ see what's happening, but all the fast eye catching movement and colours are removed. Another option would be to drop the frame rate to 1fps, but I honestly don't know if that would be better or worse.

      The purpose is to hit "picture mute" during commercials, yet keep an eye out for the return of the program.

    2. Re:Groucho's solution by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      I actually had a TV that had a remote control key that did that. (it was more like 85% darker). I've never seen it since though.

  33. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're welcome, mooch.

  34. Couldn't say. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Don't watch commercials.

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  35. Become a Coke-ologist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No, it gives them Max Headroom!

  36. The FCC is "hearing" fewer complaints... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    The FCC is "hearing" fewer complaints... I see what you did there!

  37. No effect... by sigmabody · · Score: 1

    Just to point at one example: Elementary. The commercial volume is consistently MUCH higher than the show volume, which itself fluctuates enough during the show to make it annoying to watch. If the FCC really wanted results, they could just have some automated application "listening" to programs, and fining broadcasters automatically, rather than judging effectiveness based on quantity of people with enough time to waste to go through their complaint process. Based on how easy that is, I'd say they have no desire to actually help anyone.

  38. Whats Netflix? Is that like torrents or vidics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't use sites that implement digital restrictions so forgive me for my lack of knowledge.

    I also don't subscribe to cable TV (Comcast is evil), other evil streaming services, or use MS Windows/Mac.

  39. too little too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I unplugged my TV set the morning after the FCC mandated the shift away from rabbit ears antennae. After it acquy=uired a fine layer of dust, I put it out at the curb and have not watched a single tv commercial since. Have the advertisers and broadcasters missed me? I don't even care.

    When they started chasing their lost audience on the net, "enticing" with 30 second and even 90 second commercials, I installed ad blockers and they work.

    1. Re:too little too late by damnbunni · · Score: 1

      Take a pie plate. Cut it into an 'omega' shape. Strip the ends of a piece of coax, tape the wires to the plate. Plug the other end into the cable-in port on any vaguely modern TV.

      Look! Rabbit ears!

      The FCC didn't 'mandate a shift away from rabbit ears'. They just mandated that the rabbit ears be connected to a digital tuner rather than an analog one.

      I get 35 channels this way (well okay, I used an aluminum roasting pan, not a pie plate) and about half of them are in HD.

      Which is about 15 more than I was getting with an analog antenna here.

  40. Stopped watching commercials when they were loud. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the ban has worked great for me.

  41. Beteridges(whateves) law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck no.

  42. I still wonder whether this could be used by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I mean, what do we want? We want to get rid of the commercials in our program. What is the problem? Well, identifying it, of course. If it could be auto detected, it could easily be auto removed.

    And here they go and give us something to identify them.

    I am unfortunately not an expert on videos and the like, but shouldn't it be possible to create something like a tool that can identify the volume of the programming and if it is beyond normal to switch to something sensible? Like, say a quick zapping through the rest of the current programming (and of course switch back to your show when they finally continue).

    Or another idea. Commercials don't really change, at least not often. That's mainly what makes them so annoying. You get to see the same piece of junk being hawked in the same ridiculous manner that might have been at least remotely interesting the first time you saw it, but from then on it only gets worse. And you get to see the same commercial over and over and over. Isn't it possible to identify that drivel? It may be necessary to buffer the show and delay it by a few seconds so the commercial can be correctly identified, but it should be possible to do just that.

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    1. Re:I still wonder whether this could be used by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      Well volume is often a perception rather than a reality, plus I would think you would risk the surprise action scene being squelched since the sound profile suddenly gets changes. But I love your second idea, it might be tricky though if the show has a flashback scene or you want to watch a re-run.

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    2. Re:I still wonder whether this could be used by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, flashback scenes usually don't last for 2-3 minutes (like the average commercial break around here), and reruns last longer. Not to mention that I do think a learning database akin to a spamfilter could work out. Especially if it becomes a cooperative effort. I.e. there is a sequence of X seconds that 98% of the participants called an ad, so it gets flagged as such.

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  43. Time Warner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TWC is the worst offender...all of their commercials are horribly loud.

    1. Re:Time Warner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect these might be commericals injected at the headend...not from the broadcaster.

  44. Like the electric fence to stop bears.. by Gallomimia · · Score: 1

    from entering the garbage dump, only to send them foraging in the streets where children actually play, this litigation seems to have only served to push the loud ads onto youtube and other internet video streaming sites. Thanks a lot!

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  45. You want what?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The war ends with commercials being better integrated with the content, either through product placement or through matching the style of the content they are inserted in."

    You want product placement to win? Or for the "content" to be basically one big ad?

    Holy Fuck Batman! Do you have any idea what you are wishing for?

    The only thing I would settle for is NO ADS AT ALL! For which I would pay cash money. The end.

    When will people realise that advertising is pollution? It is just like other waste products, and piping it into your living room is harming everyone, especially children. Just say NO!

  46. PRECISELY. by Controlio · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm an audio mixer for several of the national and regional networks. I deal almost exclusively in live sports, and I can tell you we are monitored to a ridiculous degree. We have averaging meters in our trucks (measured in LKFS), and the TOC monitors the show AND commercials (in DB on a 3s average). The TOC logs the averages with timecode and video thumbnails (for reference) and saves them, as they are the only defense they have against CALM complaints. The TOC is quick to notify us during the show if we're too loud or too quiet and the averaging is out of compliance.

    The problem is, no one at home is smart enough to know the difference between a national spot, a local spot, and a spot that your cable provider inserts. So the complaint becomes "Fox Sports played a loud commercial!!1!!!1!!!one!!!" when the culprit is actually the Comcast head-end in Gary, Indiana.

    Between the meters, the logging, and the constant monitoring, broadcast is jumping through a lot of hoops to be CALM compliant. But the networks don't have end-to-end control of their signal, and the end user is at the mercy of their local cable headend. Almost all of the problems you experience happen there. I can't tell you how many times we find a surround downmix where the announcers are almost inaudible, because a cable operator (and sometimes even a satellite provider) is doing an improper downmix, and the 4.1 channels are blowing out the center on the stereo feed. The networks try to QC as much as they can - most of the network offices have receivers for every cable and satellite (and FiOS, AT&T, etc) service they can get their hands on, and constantly monitor as many of them as they can - trying to find and fix the problems proactively rather than wait for the vague and usually inaccurate complaints to roll in from the FCC.

  47. TV at negative extra charge by tepples · · Score: 1

    I've not had broadcast/cable TV access since 1992 (I did have a VCR, then a DVD, now it's just Netflix)

    How do you get Netflix without cable? I thought cable ISPs were offering TV at negative extra charge.

    1. Re:TV at negative extra charge by anagama · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I just get the internet without TV.

      The reason I gave up any sort of connection originally was because I'd wake up on a weekend, and then mindlessly flip channels never finding anything I wanted to watch, and feeling frustrated. I wasted a lot of beautiful days in this fashion. Kind of like how a heroin addict has to give it up completely, I decided I didn't want to waste my life watching stuff that was bad to begin with, and worse, interspersed with commercials.

      So anyway, yes, I pay a little more for my internet but I only watch what I actually want to watch, and I watch it on my schedule. The few extra bucks are worth it to me because like any hardcore drug addict, if I had TV I'd watch it, hate it, waste time, feel frustrated, and not be able to stop. I'm simply not able to be a casual watcher -- even when I go to friends' places, if they have the TV on, I just get totally sucked in and mesmerized by it. For people who can use it reasonably, it makes a lot of sense to save a few bucks. For me though, that would be a disaster.

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    2. Re:TV at negative extra charge by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 1

      DSL is the method my household uses. Admittedly only one high-quality or HDvideo can be crammed through at a time in addition to normal web/music-streaming/etc. traffic, but that isn't a problem for my particular family like it might be for others.

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    3. Re:TV at negative extra charge by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Because DOCSIS cable modems are only one technology in use by ISPs. See: DSL, fiber, frame relay, metro ethernet, ISDN, 3G cellular, 4G cellular, WiMAX, etc.

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    4. Re:TV at negative extra charge by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      As a comcast cable internet subscriber, I can assure you that they would charge me a lot of money to get cable TV. They would of course phrase it as thought it were a savings, because their wonderful triple play values would reduce my internet cost to $33 a month... while making me pay for $66 a month of stuff I don't want.

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    5. Re:TV at negative extra charge by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      How do you get Netflix without cable?

      DSL. You can get cable internet without cable TV, and you can get DSL without a landline. I haven't had cable for over ten years -- too much money for too little programming.

      "But we have 500 channels!"

      Yes, but all but maybe five suck and I already have more than five over the air. I refuse to pay for BET, the Golf channel, all the women's channels, ESPN and the other dozen sports channels. If ComCast wants me for a customer they'll give me CNN, Discovery, History, and... um... I can't think of any more. I'd be willing to pay $3 per month for those three channels.

      As to NetFlix, the only things I could watch it on are a phone and a small notebook -- the computer the TV is plugged into runs Linux. So fuck NetFlix, too.

      If the bar down the street had a stronger WiFi signal (their router is in their basement) I'd get rid of DSL.

    6. Re:TV at negative extra charge by lgw · · Score: 1

      I mostly get Netflix through the mail myself. I pay for their streaming service, but I likely wouldn't if I wasn't already subscribing - it's far too limited.

      Now that the DVD business is winding down and many/most older titles are becoming unavailable, I'm not sure what I'll do for TV, maybe just listen to a lot of (non-commercial) radio until TV has its own "iTunes store revolution".

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    7. Re:TV at negative extra charge by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      you can get streaming OR mail or you can pay more for both... fyi in case you thought you still had to pay for both if you only want one....(it used to be like that)

    8. Re:TV at negative extra charge by lgw · · Score: 1

      Sure, but the combination is nice - the narrow selection of streaming doesn't bother me because of the (soon to be former) breadth of the DVD plan. They compliment each other well, while streaming by itself probably wouldn't be worth the effort.

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    9. Re:TV at negative extra charge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why does noncable provided tv cost you more? you buy a roku at no more than 100 to run thru a tv or any other viewing device then buy netflix, or maybe HBO to go -think you can buy it w/o a cable acct now. total cost is 20-40 a month max and just basic DirecTv package is "Choice" runs me 91 and change in year 2. Cant wait for Feb when I can cancel and go back to a roku got a new one on sale other day now my internet is 15 Mps so no lag inspired jerkiness (previously I used roku on a .768 Mps line)

      and you are only saving on that bundle you infer but dont mention during the intro period then you go fully monty pricing ex my Charter 15 Mps line runs a bit under $50 but originally ran me $19.99 plus taxes

  48. $500 per month for cable by tepples · · Score: 1

    If you truly paid for cable, every channel would be as expensive as HBO.

    1. Re:$500 per month for cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cable service was supposed to be free. It was the biggest bait and switch I've ever heard of (well, maybe those 4 billion for fiber to every home might be bigger). I'm glad my parents kept with over-the-air, though unfortunately I discovered torrents at college. I'm a proud no-TV owner, but I still watch TV shows.

    2. Re:$500 per month for cable by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If you truly paid for cable, every channel would be as expensive as HBO.

      Bullshit. When we first got cable in 1980 we had about twenty channels, including the local stations and HBO. None of the cable channels were censored or had commercials.

      It cost $10 per month. Now? The same channels, except many of the good ones like Discovery (which used to be science but is now "trick my truck") and History (used to be history now has UFOs and Dan Brown type bullshit) now suck, plus 300 more channels, none of which I'd ever watch, for $75 and now the cable channels suck almost as bad as OTA and in some cases, even more. And they now have ads while the damned content is playing.

      It's bullshit. Charge me money for the service, then serve ads, and you're charging me twice. Fuck ComCast.

    3. Re:$500 per month for cable by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      here here, it frustrates me so intensely i would disconnect my direct TV (they sdo the same thing, although not as bad as comcast, yet) and never watch tv again but my wife loves that "reality" drama shit (e.g housewives) and i like having sex =/

    4. Re:$500 per month for cable by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Oh, well there's your problem, you have a wife, I got rid of mine ten years ago. Or she got rid of me and the kids...

  49. Re:I don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so sick, one missed the point and modded it as troll....

  50. Public libraries that keep inconvenient hours by tepples · · Score: 1

    "I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on [too loud], I go to the library and read a good book."
    - Groucho

    Good luck with that when your library is closed evenings and weekends.

    1. Re:Public libraries that keep inconvenient hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is this new idea called a bookshelf. You can put books on it to form a library - in your own home.

  51. Needs to be expanded to Youtube by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    IMHO, the ban needs to apply to Youtube and other streaming video services.

  52. Re:I don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no way, he's the one who sucks.

  53. Loophole observed by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

    Show is broadcast in Dolby, but commercial is in stereo.

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  54. It's working... not 100% though by mark-t · · Score: 1
    I've noticed a big difference in commercials since this came into effect, and I've really appreciated not having to turn down the volume as soon as commercials start only to have to turn it up again when the commercials are over, or worse... accidentally forgetting to do this and being blasted with the first commercial of a commercial break.

    That said... I notice every once in a while that I encounter a commercial that isn't playing by these rules... and it's always ones by the same companies... so while it's definitely better than it was, it's not as good as it could be (Visa commercials are probably the most grievous sinners in this department in my experience).

  55. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stations in Indianapolis are egregious examples of quiet shows where yelling people have to have a volume setting of 18 to be heard, but commercials with ordinary talking is too loud with a volume setting of 14. And then you have to remember that some stations have a show-volume of 20 while others have a show volume of 16.

  56. PVRs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "formal complaints about overly loud commercials are on the decline in recent months"
    So people just got PVRs and have stopped watching altogether?

  57. Nope. Just ask a TiVo owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem could easily be solved by, instead of regulating the volume levels, regulating that the media companies cannot own the DVR companies.

    The DVR companies would then compete on features, one of which being commercial skip.

    One of the very first DVRs was from TiVo. But to this day no TiVo DVR has ever offered a commercial skip feature. They even took some pains to hide their limited ability to skip ahead by a fixed number of seconds (decidedly fewer seconds than most commercials).

  58. haven't noticed any commercials at all by stonebit · · Score: 1

    Ever since they started pulling this crap, i just Netflix or torrent (if no reasonable channels exist) everything i watch. I refuse to be annoyed in such a way. Fix your model or never get any business from me. Commercials on Pandora, Hulu, and YouTube don't pull this crap and as such, i don't mind them.

  59. Normalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They still blast some commercials. I enabled normalization on my Windows 7 Media Center HTPC and the problem went away.

    Normalize the Sound Volume on Your PC with Windows' Loudness Equalization Setting
    http://lifehacker.com/5986236/normalize-the-sound-volume-on-your-pc-with-windows-loudness-equalization-setting

  60. The first day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The quiet lasted one day after the law took effect. Then I was back to grabbing the remote. File a complaint? Sure, if you can find the form and fill in every detail for each instance. Obviously deliberately difficult.

  61. True, but theme songs are loud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I notice that TV show theme songs are incredibly loud compared to the rest of the programming (modern family is the worst offender)

  62. They'll probably do what they do in the UK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    turn the volume levels down on the programming...

    muggins turns up volume on TV to hear dialogue..

    Ad break comes along...

    feckin walls reverberate to crap musak and sales drivel, cats run for cover, seismographs all over the country react..

    But hey, sayeth the TeeVee people..we're playing fair...we've not boosted the levels during the Ad breaks..

    Bastards, to a man, the lot of them.

  63. creativity blast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in my country, the level of commercials has been put down. But also the volume of all programs broadcasted, so the difference is still the same. that is so barking mad

  64. Mandela's Hearing Impaired Sign Language Translato by retroworks · · Score: 1

    I read that because of the USA rebroadcast of the Nelson Mandela tribute, under rigid interpretation of the CALM Act, the originally scheduled public service announcer for the hearing impaired, SNL's Garrick Morris, was replaced on the spot with someone who didn't really know sign language. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=butZyxI-PRs Talk about unintended consequences!

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  65. Hardware? by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see this as an option on hardware. Either have a leveler so if I'm watching a movie I don't have to keep switching the volume to keep from waking the others in the house. An averaged volume so it's all about the same. That or some type of remote headphones like Roku integrated into their remotes.

    Typical action movie: normal dialogue, then quiet whispers while hiding behind something (turn it up can't hear), then crash/gunfire/explosion super loud.

  66. TV...What's that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't seen a commercial in years.

  67. It's the stupidity by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    I don't watch much with commercials in it, so maybe I have just lost my immunity, but I end up just muting the commercials because they are so damned stupid not because of the volume. The women are all snotty primadonnas who put up with their goofy reckless man-children, or else some rough and tumble he-man is trying to tell me how much I need a gas guzzling truck that can tow an airliner.

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    1. Re:It's the stupidity by Vegemite_Sandwich · · Score: 1

      The women are all snotty primadonnas who put up with their goofy reckless man-children

      This, this, a trillion times this. I am *SO* sick of men being portrayed as drooling, knuckle dragging neanderthals who can't think their way out of a paper bag, only to have some suave, together intelligent woman doing $TASK correctly and with finesse. You can bet your ASS that if it were the other way and the woman was portrayed as the blithering idiot, someone would get the electric chair, or at least be publicly chastised and lose their job. Note to advertisers: ENOUGH with the man-bashing. It was funny the first few times, 30 years ago. It hasn't been funny since. Wow. That feels better.

    2. Re:It's the stupidity by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      We could start a letter writing campaign to complain to every advertiser who does this. Perhaps something online?

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  68. EQ by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 1

    What I think their doing now, is not changing the volume but messing with the equalization of the audio. They turn down the human voice range frequencies during the program and raising them during the commercial. Because I still find myself reaching for the remote when commercials come on.

  69. Process of elimination by tepples · · Score: 1

    You can't watch much TV on 128 kbps or 5 GB/mo. ISDN is three times as fast as dial-up but far too slow to stream high- or even standard-definition video, as is DSL in many areas, and WiMAX, 3G cellular, and 4G cellular are capped too low. "Frame relay" and "metro Ethernet" sound like technologies designed to serve businesses, not homes, though I'd appreciate evidence otherwise. This leaves DOCSIS and fiber, and I was under the impression that far more U.S. residents happen to live in the service area of DOCSIS than fiber.

  70. Dynamic volume by SirMasterboy · · Score: 1

    I got a receiver with Audyssey Dynamic Volume years ago and haven't had a problem. It normalizes the volume automatically and works very well.

  71. that's been going on forever by swschrad · · Score: 1

    commercial mixes have always been punched up. if you sit at a console and watch a slow-rise standard VU meter, even the wildest disk jockey's rants will average -3 to -5 dBv. on a waterfall display, you will see a hot, strong midrange that doesn't fall.

    now imagine a "wall of sound" where the waterfall display is almost fully lit. that's complex music production, or your average commercial today. if you are going to peak-limit that stream to the average power of programming, which mostly is talk, the commercials disappear.

    that's what viewers want. not what broadcasters want. certainly not what advertisers want.

    and face it, those peak limiters are not installed. past few months on DirectTV channels we watch, for instance, the program owners are not really controlling audio content. it's apparent that whoever is walking past the console at the uplink will occasionally come over and crank the gain up or down from the sharp differences mid-sentence (I'm talking to you in particular, Scripps, but DTV promos suffer from the same issue.)

    regulators are going to have to mandate a spec to plug into the audio limiters before there is any real progress. most of the units in use like Orbans have the capability to dump octave bands or the whole audio stream on a peak in any octave of the audio band. they are generally set up to punch that waveform monitor to a big white wall, with whatever the program director wants emphasized in a little peak.

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  72. I had no idea this was law by bobbutts · · Score: 1

    Fox didn't get the memo either apparently. The difference in volume between the broadcast and advertisements is at an all time high on Fox NFL Sunday.

    1. Re:I had no idea this was law by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      Sunday, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!!

      The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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  73. How did we ever get along before the regulation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, until certain broadcasters (looking straight at YOU, F/X, among others,) adopted crazy-ass sound engineering to blast out the advertising, everyone just understood that commercial audio levels should naturally follow that of the programming. Because, you know, for most products you really don't want your potential consumers to associate your product with being PISSED OFF because the sound level reaches levels of active Annoyance. (No matter what the ad agencies think of repetition.)

  74. MeTV in Chicago by DirtyAmish · · Score: 1

    When I lay in bed (for sleep), I put the volume so I can JUST hear the dialogue enough that it eventually puts me to sleep. THEN, a commercial comes on and it's several increments louder (enough that I mute it during) and of course they play the SAME fucking commercials over and over. All for insurance,walk-in tubs, AARP, etc. The older people demographic for this shit is asleep by then!

  75. LOUD COMMERCIALS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad this legislation doesn't carry over to Youtube.

  76. Coward by YoureGoingToHell · · Score: 0

    That's the equivalent of saying "TV commercials are annoying, so stop watching TV at all."

    Yeah, that's exactly right. And since you're obviously too much of a fucking pussy to go that route, I guess you should get back to watching those obnoxiously loud commercials and shut the fuck up about it. Right?

  77. Hulu Complies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Hulu streaming service has definitely complied with this law. I have noticed the commercials shown on Hulu are always noticeably quieter than the program I am watching. It's been really nice and definitely a plus for Hulu since it's one fewer thing to get annoyed over after the paying for content *and* getting ads.

  78. No it has not worked. (nt) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  79. Is Netflix killing DVD by mail? by tepples · · Score: 1

    the (soon to be former) breadth of the DVD plan

    A quick search on Google News didn't turn up anything about Netflix's alleged plans to discontinue its DVD by mail service, especially given that high-capacity broadband still isn't affordable everywhere in the United States. Being limited to 5 GB/mo doesn't translate to a desire to subscribe to Netflix VOD service.

    1. Re:Is Netflix killing DVD by mail? by lgw · · Score: 1

      They haven't announced anything, of course, but as a heavy user of the service it's very obvious. I'm regularly shipped the 20th+ item in my queue because the first 19+ are unavailable that week (with no indication of that). "Short Wait" for older titles now means "6 months if you're lucky, unavailable before you get it if not". They clearly aren't replacing lost/broken DVDs for older titles, and simply letting them slide to "unavailable" as inventory falls.

      That's all new: Netflix used to be awesome for their back catalog for older and obscure titles. Now it's a race to see stuff before it's gone from Netflix forever. To pick a randomish recent example: the Doctor Who 50th special had Zygons, but if you want to watch "Terror of the Zygons" to remember/discover what that alien is, you won't be doing it through Netflix (where once they had every Doctor Who episode that had made it to DVD).

      Netflix seems to be becoming "Redbox by mail" , which I find very disappointing.

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  80. Real Old school by hicksw · · Score: 1

    ISTR in the old days, watching TV sport with the sound OFF, and getting audio from a radio source. Moved to the UK, where there is public radio sports coverage, and get the video highlights later (free and no adverts, except for other BBC programs).

    What is this advertising of which you complain? I think the last advert I heard was for cranberry shortcake (Bob and Ray).
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  81. Commercials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I loved loud commercials SO much that we cut the cord and no longer watch regular TV. Now I can't remember the last time I watched a commercial and I really love it!