So true. Belgian beers exist only to wean the weak off of wine coolers and fruity drinks. Once Belgian beers are acceptable, move the subject over to German lagers and Czech pilsners.
I'm not a TV watcher myself, but I've lived through a buttload of nasty, hot, brutally humid Florida summers. This guy has the right idea; A/C, and indoor entertainment.
Actually, I'm just glad that Centrino support has developed to this point. There are a lot of interesting Centrino laptops out there, and since I'm shopping around for laptops (in a half-assed way), this is good news. Once Intel's name is on Centrino-enabled Linux, support should only improve.
No, AmigaOS is to Linux what BeOS was to Windows. Note the "was." Amiga was the coolest thing in the world, a decade-and-a-half ago. Is there anything cool about the new Amiga? Anything it does better than a $1000 PC? No, I didn't think so. Oh, and you're always welcome here, just don't mind the occasional laughter and derisive snorts.
Haw!! Texans standing up to naked land grabs, misuse of power, and the God-given right of Big Business to fuck over any quantity of people? Sure, pal!! Not this millenium, but soon, right?
For one thing, Linus is right about Solaris/x86 being a joke. I've been trying to run it (admittedly, halfheartedly) on my home boxes since Solaris 7 came out, and it's never recognized any of my hardware.
For another, what does Solaris have that Linux doesn't? Large scale SMP? That monstrously large ZFS filesystem? dtrace? Okay, so that stuff gets ported. Other than that, why Solaris?
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It doesn't matter how hard it is; just call it Jesus Week, and watch 'em lap it up.....
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Oh, I like #9. That is too true. ++Kudos.
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My most recent guess is, that the submitter gets paid per click on the explanatory page. The editor is complicit, or clueless, take your pick.
I thought this thread was about the Onion, not about reality.
Those aren't yuan, those are ChaseMitsubishi neo-yen. /read last night //damn, not on FARK
You're right. The writing requirements would probably kill you, although I'll bet you'd be challenged.
Don't you just hate machine translation in the Slow Zone?
If that's the penultimate, then what's the ultimate?
Well, yeah, since Rasterman and Havoc are such common, ordinary names. BTW, who are you, Ford Prefect?
Certainly there are. Gratuitous link.
So true. Belgian beers exist only to wean the weak off of wine coolers and fruity drinks. Once Belgian beers are acceptable, move the subject over to German lagers and Czech pilsners.
I'm not a TV watcher myself, but I've lived through a buttload of nasty, hot, brutally humid Florida summers. This guy has the right idea; A/C, and indoor entertainment.
Between this thread, and your sig, I feel an urge (buried for decades) to type @FTN,CS PROGNAME....
Man, I thought I was a Linux zealot...
Actually, I'm just glad that Centrino support has developed to this point. There are a lot of interesting Centrino laptops out there, and since I'm shopping around for laptops (in a half-assed way), this is good news. Once Intel's name is on Centrino-enabled Linux, support should only improve.
No, AmigaOS is to Linux what BeOS was to Windows. Note the "was." Amiga was the coolest thing in the world, a decade-and-a-half ago. Is there anything cool about the new Amiga? Anything it does better than a $1000 PC? No, I didn't think so. Oh, and you're always welcome here, just don't mind the occasional laughter and derisive snorts.
You forgot the IRONY tag, and/or the smiley.
Bobbing for apples out of a decision maker's asshole... You are indeed gifted in your imagery.
Haw!! Texans standing up to naked land grabs, misuse of power, and the God-given right of Big Business to fuck over any quantity of people? Sure, pal!! Not this millenium, but soon, right?
You have to love an article containing the phrase "exciting and unexplained cleaning events".
I sure wish some of these would happen in my car and apartment!
For one thing, Linus is right about Solaris/x86 being a joke. I've been trying to run it (admittedly, halfheartedly) on my home boxes since Solaris 7 came out, and it's never recognized any of my hardware.
For another, what does Solaris have that Linux doesn't? Large scale SMP? That monstrously large ZFS filesystem? dtrace? Okay, so that stuff gets ported. Other than that, why Solaris?
It doesn't matter how hard it is; just call it Jesus Week, and watch 'em lap it up.....
AAARGH! Pet peeve alert!
Attention, all people: mnemonic rhymes that sound just as good when you fuck them up, are not at all useful!!!!! Please make a note of this.
That is all.
Oh, my God. Those Hollywood grassfuckers *would* do something like that, too. Please, do not repeat that statement anywhere else. Thank you.