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  1. MS Can't Write Office Filters Either on Linux Office Suites · · Score: 1
    I've helped deal with an MS Office document which crashed MS Word when it was opened. Fortunately, I was able to chop it up with StarOffice and figure out that a certain page was causing the crash. One image on that page caused the problem -- with StarOffice I was able to clear the image and produce a document which the rest of the office could read. Something was very wrong with that image, but fortunately its content was not essential for the meaning of the document.

    Even MS Office can't read all MS Word/MS Office documents, so why should anyone else be expected to? (And of course others mentioned the MS Word file incompatibilities...)

  2. Not that industry -- It's a MS innovation on Virus Cost Estimate For 2001 Tops $10 Billion · · Score: 1

    No, it's a $10 billion/year Microsoft innovation. Microsoft created the whole antivirus industry when they decided to not have MS-DOS use the protection hardware in the 286 (and later the 386). Leaving the hardware accessible to user programs was known to be a bad idea ten years earlier.

  3. ACM and MegaCorp on ACM vs. RIAA · · Score: 1

    According to that document, the proper reference is ?ACM?: "Association for Computing Machinery (?ACM?)"

  4. Yes, It Rhymes In The Original Language on The Shakespeare Programming Language · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that does rhyme in the original Klingon.

  5. Re:oh well on The Shakespeare Programming Language · · Score: 2, Funny
    I wouldst connect to thee, o most remote of arachnid presenters!

    When'er thine voice is delayed from reaching mine ears
    before sweet sleep approaches me,
    and I knowest that we be in the presence of yonder overlooking master of all things constructed,
    then my awareness shall be that the master hast brought his minions to overwhelm thine voice with their chanting
    and I shall be filled with woe and anticipation of what sweetness might I forsee in the morrow.

  6. Re:Two birds on NIST Wants An Electronic Kilogram · · Score: 1
    Just send them a dictionary that "weighs" a kilogram and you kill two birds with one stone.

    It depends how hard you throw it at the aliens, whether they resemble birds, and whether there are at least two of them.

  7. E=mc^2 on NIST Wants An Electronic Kilogram · · Score: 3, Informative
  8. Re:Just a different was of measuring it on NIST Wants An Electronic Kilogram · · Score: 1

    Read the dictionary, not weigh it?

  9. Re:Mass vs. weight on NIST Wants An Electronic Kilogram · · Score: 1

    A mass balance isn't exact either, as there is a distance between the masses and there are variations in density in the liquid rock under this thin crust that we're on. The density variations mean that you can't just treat gravity as a perfectly vertical and unchanging acceleration.

  10. How To do video over 28.8 on Full-Screen Video Over 28.8k: The Claims Continue · · Score: 1
    I can supply a "a high quality, full-screen video-on-demand service that is delivered over a 28.8k modem" by taping enough DVDs over a modem.

    It's a matter of making the number of bits divided by the Federal Express delivery time equal at least 28.8kbps.

  11. Registered Domain Ownership on ICANN At-Large Study · · Score: 1

    So, registering i_am_in_icann_34567.net would allow me to join?

  12. EU Competition Commission on EU Expands Microsoft Inquiry · · Score: 2, Informative

    The BBC article has a link to the EU Competition Commission. Their August 30th MS press release is here (English version). The default version is HTML, and there is no MS "Smart Quotes" damage to it. An MS Word impaired version is available, for some reason.

  13. MS File Formats on LWCE Bits and Pieces · · Score: 1
    One of the comments on the StarOffice article mentions that it doesn't import correctly all MS Office files.

    The problem actually is that MS Office doesn't export its files correctly.

    (Note to corporate document archivers: History suggests that your desktop MS machines won't be able to read your corporate MS Word documents within a few years. "Steve, can you retype these articles of incorporation?")

  14. Re:I can see my first flight on one these babies n on Scramjet Test Successful · · Score: 1

    Yeah, on TV it would be harder to make a battle interesting. It's more visually interesting to move things than to have everyone standing around while Spock says "Another hit, we now have 74 health points..."

  15. Re:I can see my first flight on one these babies n on Scramjet Test Successful · · Score: 1

    Transferring the passengers while in motion is only another engineering problem. They don't stop the ISS or Space Shuttle to transfer passengers, do they?

  16. Re:Linux will NOT be running the Stock Exchange! on NYSE Goes To Linux · · Score: 1
    The article says the gearbox will be using Linux, and that it will be talking to a Linux mainframe. It's not clear if the Linux mainframe is part of the gearbox, or if the Linux mainframe is where the stock exchange transaction is done (as opposed to messaging about transactions).

    The transaction involves the actual business logic and database update, so whatever equipment does that is the actual electronic exchange system.

  17. Re:SAIC is a trademark.... on NYSE Goes To Linux · · Score: 1

    Is martial arts defense an art or a science?

  18. Re:All I want for christmas is my two front teeth on Expert: Mars Astronauts Would Lose Teeth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, I think that if the astronauts lose all their teeth then they would just suck.

  19. Re:Cool! on Radiation Storm Lets You Listen Long-Distance · · Score: 1
    "It's like Windows Media Player is possessed!"

    Your radio's behavior does not prove nor disprove anything about Media Player.

    Yeah, I've done DXing routinely when outside metropolitan areas. In southern Minnesota, flipping to WLS Chicago around sunset, or listening to KOMA Oklahoma City (nice mix of live radio and music at the time). Driving between states also offers random events, such as a favorite program being replayed from Penn at a time when I could listen for several hours from Wisconsin, listening to hometown Minnesota stations in Colorado and Tenn, and Kentucky FM in Iowa.

    I also happened to encounter a day when a TV antenna pointed toward Minneapolis was picking up a Toronto station instead of the Minneapolis station which was on the same channel. Minneapolis usually came in clearly due to the geometry being just right for picking up the first bounce of the signal, but one of these storms instead presented the signal from hundreds of miles beyond.

    I've also tended to have a general coverage receiver for SWL, usually with a simple spiral loop antenna on the back of a bookcase that was at right angles to the direction I was interested in. I recently picked up a used digital SW receiver, which certainly makes it easier to hop right to a frequency to check if a station is coming in now.

  20. Vote in Moderation on Florida County Asks Students To Crack Elections · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Have you Meta Moderated the Presidential Election Today?"

  21. System Fix vs Maintenance on Don't Forget That Worms Happen Everywhere · · Score: 0
    I agree. Poor maintenance/administration can be what causes problems for an individual system of any type. It becomes worse the more systems which have the same problem. If a problem can be fixed in the system level by a manufacturer, then the problem is solved for that type of system -- but it's then not fixed in an individual machine until the fix is installed.

    With Unix vs MS-DOS systems, the problem at the system-typ level is in the security philosophy. Unix requires that users (including the system) be isolated from each other (with some exceptions permitted). MS-DOS requires that vital hardware be accessible by all programs.

    That's why the virus industry flourished under MS-DOS/Windows. Malicious programs could not be controlled on MS-DOS. The Unix security policy has allowed weaknesses to be closed because a malicious program has to violate the isolation policy.

    Any malicious program on Unix has to work within the isolation security policy, or the hole it uses will be repaired at the system-type level by creators of kernels and distributions. After such a fix has been published, it's a matter of individual system maintenance whether the fix gets installed.

  22. Overheard on U.S. Navy Building "Macross"? · · Score: 4, Funny
    • "Sir? Where do I aim my peashooter on this thing?"
    • "One gun emplacement hit, two thousand to go..."
    • "Sir, my artillery can only reach halfway across the target!"
    • "Wow, the torpedoes certainly have a smooth ride on the leeward side of that mobile breakwater."
    • "500 watertight compartments flooded, forty thousand left..."
    • "The fleet's next assignment is to paint the deck white and reverse the 'el Nino' warming."
    • "Well, of course there are depth charge and torpedo hatches on the bottom. The destroyer escort can't reach the six subs hiding underneath."
    • "You're right, a tactical nuclear satchel charge is a sensible solution for the problem..."
    • "What do you mean independence? How many times the square footage of Sealand?"
    • "The paper is called 'The use of tidal gauges to track massive oceanic displacements'"
    • "Here are the surveillance camera recordings of the arrival at the bow of the grandchildren of the dolphins that have been chasing us..."
    • "Kilroy was here"
  23. Unconscious Gore on Triana Mothballed · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is an idea which Gore literally dreamed up. A Google search for "Gore satellite Earth" will show several articles about it -- he dreamed it up at night while asleep. Scientific?

    It would require an eight-inch telescope on the satellite, which would be 1.6 million Km from Earth, rather than the 36 thousand Km of geostationary weather satellites. Those existing weather satellites already let us see global weather 24 hours a day.

  24. More background on Politics Kills Spacecraft Launch · · Score: 2, Informative
    This Spaceviews article was a thorough description at the time the idea was proposed. The idea came to Gore at night, while he was not fully conscious.

    I thought Slashdot had discussed this satellite, and the major points were that it would need an 8-inch telescope due to the distance, and existing weather satellites already give a better 24-hour view of weather patterns. Triana would have to be 1.6 million kilometers from Earth, rather than the 36,000 kilometers of a weather satellite's Clarke orbit. A 24-hour sunlit view could be created from the existing satellite images, as was mentioned in the link in the parent article.

  25. What Is Rhythms? on Rhythms Flatlines · · Score: 0, Redundant

    An article really should mention what the company does. In this case, it is not a music-related company...