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  1. In Store Display on Shrek 2 How-To · · Score: 3, Funny

    I walked into the local video store the other day and stopped, staring at the "life size" Shrek2 display. Every single hair on the donkey had been rendered. Fabulous detail.

    Obviously the donkey had the Frizzled6 gene, too.

  2. Re:Register Device Drivers on Kill Bill, IBM vs Microsoft · · Score: 2, Informative

    Serial printer
    Handheld scanner
    Flatbed scanner
    2x20 customer display
    Cash drawer
    PIN pad
    Scales .. and so on

    You're right. Many of these are serial devices. But most retailers and most ISVs have gone down the path of allowing the hardware supplier to write the drivers (OPOS, or JavaPOS, or other) with the result that if such drivers don't exist, the retailers and ISVs no longer have the expertise in house to write them.

    IBM does have such expertise, and while it may be harder for them to write a driver for a Symbol scanner than it would be for Symbol to do it, IBM has more incentive.

  3. Re:Do it while their backs are turned! on Kill Bill, IBM vs Microsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    IBM used to be profoundly anti-alcohol. Something to do with Thomas J Watson being a Quaker. I may be wrong - it's been almost twenty years since I worked there. Anyway, company policy was offset by the employees, who all drank like fish.

    Hence free bread in a restaurant.

  4. Re:Where is the line drawn? on RIAA Sues Nearly 500 New Swappers · · Score: 1

    An artist can't possibly own all the numbers his song could be digitized into!

    Bzzzt! That's exactly what he owns. Welcome to the ludicrous world of "intellectual property".

  5. Re:Register Device Drivers on Kill Bill, IBM vs Microsoft · · Score: 3, Informative

    Technically, you're still right. MS-DOS is the leading OS shipped on Point of Sale terminals.

  6. Re:Not "attribution", but ACCOUNTABILITY. on Linus Adopts Enhanced Tracking Process · · Score: 1

    This is not a defense against software patents. If the compiled code infringes a patent, it infringes a patent, and the patent holder can stop anyone they wish from using it. It doesn't matter who contributed the code. The kernel infringes, and you need permission from the patent holder to run the kernel.

    *That's* one reason why software patents are so evil.

  7. Register Device Drivers on Kill Bill, IBM vs Microsoft · · Score: 4, Interesting

    IBM may be spending billions on Linux, but none of it is helping me. Every retailer who has looked at Linux at point of sale has run up against the same problem: lack of device drivers.

    It really wouldn't make a dent in IBM's Linux budget to provide drivers for the most common peripherals attached to their registers. They need to do it now, or Embedded XP (which is not a bad product) is going to become entrenched, and so continue Microsoft's rise in the POS operating system space.

  8. TROLL????? on THX-1138 Finally Coming to DVD · · Score: 1

    WTF?

    It's too bad the price of crack isn't tied to the price of oil. There'd be a lot less strange moderation going on around here if it were.

  9. Old computers on Best Results From Bartering Computer Services? · · Score: 1

    Brother-in-law-6-of-6: fix my computer.
    Me: Sure
    [/me fixes computer]
    Me: Is that a perfectly serviceable 486 box lying unused under the desk?
    6of6: Yep. I was going to throw it out. Why?
    Me: Have you considered making a donation to Rupert's home for retired computers?
    [/me leaves with the box currently residing at 67.52.33.156]

    I'm not quite as historically diverse as a friend who used to have an 8088, 80286, 80386, 80486 and Pentium all powered up at one time. All my boxes participate on my network, for one thing. If I could only find linux drivers for the Mylex RAID array in my AT&T S40...

  10. Higher life forms on Monsanto Wins Case Over Patented Canola · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to this court, the most advanced patentable life form is higher than canola but lower than a mouse. We will therefore need another ruling before we know if Supreme Court Justices are patentable or not.

  11. Re:Some facts on THX-1138 Finally Coming to DVD · · Score: 1, Troll

    In the novelisation of Star Wars, the hangar bay chief on the Death Star says "THX 1138, why aren't you at your post?"

    It's sad that as a 10-year-old proto-geek I had read enough background material on Lucas, and seen the movie enough times, to realize (a) this is not the movie dialog, and (b) where the new number came from.

    There is a web page devoted to the stormtrooper ambushed on the Millenium Falcon.

  12. Re:Overlooked demographic on Internet Grocery Shopping Slowly Gaining Ground · · Score: 1

    Geek cliche coming up.

    My grandmother gets her groceries from an internet grocer. She's 93, and still able to get around, just not able to get to the shops every day nor carry more that a days supply of anything. Delivery works for her.

    How it *actually* works is that she calls my mother (who lives almost 200 miles away) and my mother places the order on the companys web site.

  13. Worst Explanation? on Worst Explanation From Tech Support? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The one they won't give you unless you cough up $25.95+tax.

  14. the emperor has no clothes on Star Wars Episode III : Birth Of The Empire · · Score: 1

    Iain McDairmid has a nude scene in Ep3?

    Imagine the reaction of the collective /. libido when they find out Natalie Portman is also in that scene. A beowulf cluster of hard-ons, if you will.

  15. Re:Too late? on Can Star Wars Episode III Be Saved? · · Score: 1

    George Lucas does his best directing in the editing booth.

  16. Re:The problem I have with SPF on Yahoo Submits DomainKeys Draft To IETF · · Score: 1

    The solution for the traveller is VPN, or webmail.

  17. Re:Theme Song on UPN Renews 'Star Trek: Enterprise' · · Score: 1

    I liked the *first* re-recording better than the bass-heavy version their running now.

    I agree with the grandparent. It took a while to grow on me too. Probably because it's so unexpected in the context of a scifi show theme tune.

    Of course, my Star Trek-related musical tastes are somewhat unusual. I also like Scott Bakula's recording of Pig Island.

  18. Re:Next to be sued: Billy DeBeck on Google to be Sued Over Name? · · Score: 1

    Not only do these cases delay justice for people with real complaints, but they are also a burden on the taxpayer. Judges and clerks need to be paid, courtrooms need to be heated and lit, and so on.

    We need a real deterrent to filing frivolous lawsuits. Something involving crocodiles.

  19. Re:WinZip... on Attacking WinZip AES Encryption · · Score: 1

    That's East Goatse, MN. Goatse is in North Dakota, as any ful no.

  20. Re:Obligatory Simpsons on U.S. Will Use Robots to Patrol Water Supply · · Score: 0

    I thought the Obligatory Simpsons Quote was going to be:
    "I, for one, welcome our new underwater robot overlords"

  21. Re:Oooo.... root 2! on The Logic Behind Metric Paper Sizes · · Score: 4, Informative
    Those aren't the same shape.
    17 / 11 = 1.55
    11 / 8.5 = 1.29
    A4 paper is twice the size and the same shape as A5. A3 is twice the size and the same shape as A4. It goes up to A0, which is (ooh) 16 times bigger than A4.
  22. Re:Fights on IRC are fun to watch on Flash Mob Gang Warfare · · Score: 1

    They should just agree to meet half-way, in Minneapolis. Doesn't matter if they both show up, there's sure to be someone else hanging aroung who wants to fight.

  23. Re:Idiots in management, AGAIN on Two Congressmen Push for DMCA Amendments · · Score: 3, Funny

    If a "right" isn't defined, then it is assumed to be legal

    You're new here[*], aren't you?

    [*] Slashdot or America. Take your pick.

  24. Re:Speaking as a Canadian... on Corporate Work in the US vs. Canada? · · Score: 1

    and it is well known that partisan, sensationalistic idiots never say anything true, even by accident.

  25. Re:Linux is not the only possible answer on Dealing with Directory Dilemmas? · · Score: 1

    Who said Linux? Admittedly, I read at +3, but the 5 posts that I see above yours come in at 3 for Netware, 1 for Windows, and 1 Office Space reference.