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  1. Oh yeah, they killed those Iranian scientists too on Snowden Claims That NSA Collaborated With Israel To Write Stuxnet Virus · · Score: 1

    Just to clue you in on another obvious fact, for those of you who may have somehow missed this too: Mossad has been assassinating Iranian nuclear scientists (with the CIA's full cooperation).

  2. No shit on Snowden Claims That NSA Collaborated With Israel To Write Stuxnet Virus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I knew that pretty much from the get-go. Only the truly deluded didn't immediately realize that Mossad and/or the CIA were behind that. Of course, there are always those idiots out there who reflexively deny that the U.S. government is behind ANYTHING--who seem to think that the tens of thousands of employees of the CIA and NSA just sit and stare at walls all day, I guess.

  3. Re:29 years old on Silicon Valley In 2013 Resembles Logan's Run In 2274 · · Score: 2

    I've noticed that. They skip necessary, but boring, features to add something more interesting.

    They also don't want to deal with boring long-term tasks like maintenance, incremental improvements, etc. Google is notorious for that. Make a big splash with the debut of some new project, then slowly let it become abandonware as you move on to newer, sexier projects.

  4. Re:Star Fox, Super Punch Out on The Nintendo Sequels We're Still Desperately Missing · · Score: 1

    And is it just me or do their WiiU games look basically exactly the same as their Wii games, which looked exactly the same as their GameCube games, which looked exactly the same as pretty much everything they've done since the 90's? Aside from some minor touch-ups and HD upconversion, I can't really tell 2013 Mario from SNES Mario.

  5. They need "NES-Era: The Sequel" on The Nintendo Sequels We're Still Desperately Missing · · Score: 0

    Things aren't looking so hot for them these days.

  6. Re:Going for a frsoty on NSA Recruitment Drive Goes Horribly Wrong · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's also no spoon

    I've always strongly suspected that the Dish was somehow involved in its disappearance--but cannot, at present, prove it.

  7. Re:Hooray! on BBC Gives Up On 3-D Television Programming · · Score: 1

    It's supposed to be cinema verite, which is particularly amusing when used in a fantasy film about superheroes. Usually the only truth that cinema verite is telling me is that the director is a fad-follower.

  8. Re:Alternatively..... on How Copyright Makes Books and Music Disappear · · Score: 1

    "Spenser for Hire" isn't available on DVD?!?!?

  9. Re:Japanese mental illness on Why Are Japanese Men Refusing To Leave Their Rooms? · · Score: 1

    Such as?

    Non-homeless people walking down the street having full-on conversations (and even, amusingly, arguments) with themselves, a manic mix of ultra-conformist and ultra-non-conformist behavior mixing in a fashion that I can only compare to manic depression, obsessive-compulsive behavior with the most bizarre manifestations, etc. It was a very strange place to get used to. The same guy who would think nothing of sexually harassing a female co-worker would become physically ill if he realized that he had worn a tie that was slightly different than everyone else's. Just a lot of people absolutely OBSESSING over the strangest shit, while thinking nothing of some of the most anti-social behavior you've ever seen.

    It's hard to even put into words. I've been to a lot of countries and most of them are pretty much the same, but none that I can really compare to Japan.

  10. Re:Mammonis all over again. on Why Are Japanese Men Refusing To Leave Their Rooms? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got mugged by a New York housecat once.

  11. Re:My son... on Why Are Japanese Men Refusing To Leave Their Rooms? · · Score: 1

    That's most 17-year-old's. There will be plenty of time to worry if he's well into his 20's and still doing it.

  12. Japanese mental illness on Why Are Japanese Men Refusing To Leave Their Rooms? · · Score: 0

    I lived in Japan once. You would see everyday behavior there that would get you thrown into the wacky shack if you were in the U.S. It's absolutely bizarre.

  13. Re:"...non-violent titles like Portal" on New Study Fails To Show That Violent Video Games Diminish Prosocial Behavior · · Score: 1

    Nonsense! That wasn't violence, that was merely aggressive biological engineering.

  14. Re: Retroactively? on Disney's Titling Problem With Its Star Wars Movies · · Score: 3, Funny

    You only believe you did. Memory is fluid, and yours has changed. The "Episode IV" was NOT there at the premiere. In 1977, they hadn't even begun planning a sequel, much less the idea of a "trilogy of trilogies." It was there in the 1981 re-release.

  15. Re:Peh. on Disney's Titling Problem With Its Star Wars Movies · · Score: 1

    Meesa feel moy moy hate!

  16. Oh noes, a RESOLUTION!!!! on EU Parliament Supports Suspending US Data Sharing · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sure the NSA is quaking in its boots.

  17. Or you could use rivers and dams for storage on Underground 'Wind Mines' Could Keep Datacenters Powered · · Score: 0

    Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that that form of clean energy fell out of favor with the hippie set because it keeps the salmon from spawning or some shit.

  18. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong speculation! on Apple Hires CEO of Yves Saint Laurent To Head Special Projects · · Score: 1

    Apple perfects new scent. "It smells [cough] wonderful!!!" report dying Apple fans. "It smells like Chlorine Gas," report PC fans.

  19. Re:So what was it? on Bolivian President's Plane 'Rerouted Over Snowden Suspicions' · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter. It's ALL *OUR* TURF!!!

  20. God it feels good to be an American!!!!!!! on Bolivian President's Plane 'Rerouted Over Snowden Suspicions' · · Score: 5, Funny

    My country's dick is so fucking big that we can have entire continents close off their airspace! Jesus, I want to snort a mountain of coke and fuck my wife's sister!!!

  21. Re:It's not an 'error', it's a 'lie' on US Director of National Intelligence Admits He Was Wrong About Data Collection · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile, the kid who outed this lying piece of shit is being hunted down like a dog--all while the U.S. press continues to cheerlead for the government.

  22. Re:It's not an 'error', it's a 'lie' on US Director of National Intelligence Admits He Was Wrong About Data Collection · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the IRS will start to accept "I misspoke. I unwittingly made an error." on audits in the future.

  23. Who wants a stable, long-term platform?!? on Why Automakers Should Stop the Infotainment Arms Race · · Score: 1

    Yes, there is nothing us app developers hate more than a stable, long-term OS that isn't constantly being upgraded to some new damn dessert. Must really suck to develop for a platform that not only has completely standardized hardware, but on has the same set of features for years.

  24. Re:Did anyone else misread that as: on Steve Ballmer Replaces Don Mattrick As Xbox One Chief · · Score: 1

    Hey, it's not fair to compare Don Mattrick to a dot matrix printer! At least the printer can still serve a useful purpose.

  25. Re:Well, on Steve Ballmer Replaces Don Mattrick As Xbox One Chief · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or maybe Mattrick was a scapegoat and was doing what he was told to do.

    That might be reasonable, if it weren't for the fact that Mattrick was in charge of the Xbox division and answered only to Steve Ballmer (who doesn't have a rep of micromanaging).

    No, Mattrick's many mistakes were Mattrick's and no one else's.