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  1. Re:Coo on Reverse-Engineering GTA V (adriancourreges.com) · · Score: 1

    [pigeon-mode intensifies]

  2. Re:Unbreakable, eh? on That "Unbreakable" Glass That's "As Strong As Steel" Isn't Either · · Score: 1

    Make money, somehow.

    Throw some thought at the scenario and you don't care if someone's lying, an idiot, or telling the truth. The universe has abundant routes, with varying levels of creativity and morality.

    https://xkcd.com/670/

  3. Re: Fire the guards on Federal Prison System Wants Anti-Drone Technology (networkworld.com) · · Score: 1

    You voice a valid concern, sir or madam. Summon the chief architect that we may begin drafting trebuchet blueprints posthaste.

  4. Re:Apptivision knows what it's doing! on Activision Buys Candy Crush Developer For $5.9B (inquisitr.com) · · Score: 1

    Gotta admit, appguy is more on point today.

  5. Re:Parsing error on Anonymous Says US Senators Were 'Incorrectly Outed' As KKK Members · · Score: 1

    Thank you. Hell of a sentence subject, hell of a retarded write-up. And with a handle like that, it would've probably helped some of the confused folk that kept thinking /this/ is the real dump.

  6. I'm thinking it's a result of sensationalism indirectly; more importantly, the human nature to draw towards it. Hype. Mob mentality. Scoops. Juicy scandals. The same reason we latch onto fads and celebrities and athletes and whatever the hell a Kardasian is. Talking heads aren't a new fascination. The changing portion is whatever subject they're icons; the time-honored constant is that they'll get air time and incite drama.

    I guess what I'm saying is demagogues are eternal because zealots are eternal. Zealotry, rather. They're the ones who everyone hates, even for factions you belong to. Feel free to pipe up, vegan slashdotter.

  7. Re:Poor mice on Paternal Stress Is Passed To Offspring (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    > obvious
    I must be less familiar with epigenetics than you. At any rate, science will happily rely on "obvious" to choose studies, but doesn't recognize it as a valid metric in formal conclusions. Mad rigogs, yo.

  8. Re: Poor mice on Paternal Stress Is Passed To Offspring (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Apparently it should have been framed in reverse as an implicit umbrella - "even [working class] first-worlders" - to avoid affecting the more sensitive hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal glands in the audience.

    Then again, some stressors are exclusive to the subgroup - third worlders don't have to tiptoe around said SJW glands.

  9. commentusubjectsaredumb on Study: Standardized Tests Overwhelming Public Schools (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Fragmentation. Everyone wants to be a contender, everyone wants to join the bigbiznez club in every market, every arena, and data (test scores) is no exception.

    What, you already have eight different math book publishers in your state? I don't give a fuck, the cash cow is big enough to split nineways and still come out margin. Sorry kids, player nine has entered the game.

    It's the same story for various bullshits, including the article's metrics bullshit.

  10. commentsubjectsaredumb on An Algorithm For Better Password Checking (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1

    Fifty posts, didn't spot acronyms.

    rrrybgdts
    ttlshiwwya
    ratrpfop

    Nursery rhymes.

  11. Re:Apparently found by God and Jesus on GA Tech Students Use Cell Phone Pings To Find Missing Person (ajc.com) · · Score: 1

    So you're both shoehorning, then.

  12. commentsubjectsaredumb on Sprint Will Start Throttling Customers Who Exceed 23GB Monthly (sprint.com) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Misleading headline, if what I hear is true. It's reactive throttling, not active. And to hit 23GB you're probably an upper member of the millions of streaming drones that have taken over the tubes. Literally. The statistics put streamers at more tube than everything else combined. So don't expect me to play a violin for your reduced speed, which it turns out is a minor impact unless you're (lol) streaming.

    Have those faggots not developed buffer solutions yet? Johnny the Pirate can not only queue up his Lord of the Rings the night before during soft hours, but also watch it locally forever. Without stutter or overcompression.

    But if he's watching as much video as the 23 giggers, they both need better ways to fill their day. I'd say "Get a job." but that's turning into a poor joke as the paycheck club gets more and more exclusive.

  13. Re:"You've heard of the Paleo diet" on Maybe You Don't Need 8 Hours of Sleep After All (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    >I googled and marketing garbage swarmed my ass
    This is pretty much true for any internet search since, what, 2002? Any internet subject. Any internet activity. The internet.

    Narrowing the fuck down helps. A little.

  14. i forget whose quote this is on "Are Games Art?" and the Intellectual Value of Design (timconkling.com) · · Score: 1

    Science starts with something complicated and tries to make it simple.

    Art starts with something simple and tries to make it complicated.

  15. commentsubjecthere on Video Game Music Is Saving the Symphony Orchestra (wsj.com) · · Score: 1

    Music is music. Turns out the songwriters that vg studios hire are usually MUSICIANS, who have a history of writing various musics for various purposes. Even though those various purposes usually end up attempting the same thing - to invoke emotion. Turns out this shit ain't all that different. Music is music.

    To be fair, most video game music has a narrower invoke scope, and your CoDs, your loldotas, your Flappy Crush games aren't really music'ing because they have no narrative. But many other games ARE a form of storytelling, and a big part of what music is is just that: storytelling (in more abstract "words").

    To be fair, even the storyteller games are often pigeonholed by VG settings, VG tropes and archetypes, they wear the colors of revenge and fray, of liberation and ascension, of exploration and wonder. But not always. We have a lot of music to pick from! So there's going to be some coverage of every emotion, of every scenario.

    And some of it - even a tiny sliver can fill a program - is going to be good.

  16. commentsubjectsarestupid on DRM In JPEGs? (eff.org) · · Score: 1

    We've repeatedly covered the obvious concerns that we all spotted instantly, so let's have them laid out. In order of rejection:

    1) It won't be fair. It treads on everyone, both creators and consumer sides. It's morally wrong.

    Don't care?

    2) It won't deliver. I'll say it more bluntly than TFS: "Whatever corporatefag gains you think will result, won't. Financial, control, influence, whatever you thought." It's motivationally wrong.

    Don't believe?

    3) It won't work. Screenshots, metacode strippers (coming to soon a one-click launcher near you), countersoftware, a fucking phone camera, anything. It's logistically wrong.

    Don't believe? Don't matter. Still gonna be outmaneuvered.

    In fact, if the facetwatter and ledditblrgram crowd are the only skill tier affected (temporarily at that) I'm about to say "Come at me, bro."

  17. Re:Bizarre on The Payments World Really Wants To Know Who You Are (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 2

    >Whether you have an established credit history or not, the one thing most of us have, especially millennials, is an online social platform presence.
    >online social platform presence

    '87 kid, even during myspace I responded to friends asking me to up their Friend Score "I don't do that. WHY would you do that to yourself?" without an answer. I've since concluded everyone is suppressing ego, narcissism, and the endless social hunger for imitation popularity, aka "need to belong". Today I will concede that "login with your facebook" might save me five seconds, but that cost is dwarfed by the unseen effect ten times over. I concede that not curating a twatter/linkedin costs me notoriety I don't need, and shitty job offers I don't want. I concede that not using ledditblrgram burdens me with free time I have to fill with the likes of /.

    >Biometrics data mining for payments security also reaches the unbanked crowd, those who have healthy online histories but might not necessarily
    >healthy online histories

    fucking lol.

  18. Re:Locality of self. on Will You Ever Be Able To Upload Your Brain? (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Sister posts bring up the usual practical/philosophical thoughts, including the broom/axe/ship parable. I don't think there can be a satisfying answer if we dodge around a certain necessity, where we explicitly establish What Is A Soul Anyway. Or self, consciousness, whatever. What was "the ship" anyway?

    Me, I take a shortcut and embrace apathy. I might kill the prior body myself - I'd wire it to die in advance. I qualify that "I" am still alive and in place. I'm (we're) probably more comfortable with this than a twin who immediately begins forking what my "self" means, and we're considering unsolvables like who is the "real" me.

    To answer that question: Both were equally valid, equally "the original", but at the time of inception. The clone is only "the second" semantically, yet this easy-answer technicality fades quickly, and thereafter "lol i dunno". This is why I want one body to die before It Gets Weird. This is probably the same reasoning that tells me the Blue Pill world qualifies as perfectly valid, as "reality" is nothing more than your aggregate of cerebral perceptions, and by logistical limitations can never BE more. If you call these oversimplifying (yet valid) lines a lazy way out, I won't argue.

    If a time travel story involves parallel universes (it must to avoid predetermined events/fate, generally an antipode to the art of writing/storytelling) then the protagonist (or whomever is jumping) is quite likely spawning a second Self elsewhere. Maybe after that both exist simultaneously, so to speak. I've seen some settings where only the consciousness (information) can temporally jump, which mean the prior existence is abandoned to some degree, maybe an extreme degree. These stories won't always address the existential matter, but when they do I've taken to declaring that everyone is welcome/valid to be Alpha Me, even if it's a new me.

    I wonder if I used "whomever" correctly. I probably won't understand if you explain, though.

  19. commentsubjectsaredumb on How Amazon's Monster Erotica Book Ban Shaped CloudFlare's Censorship Stance (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    > Then they came for the dinophiles, and I did not speak out because I was not a dinophile.

    I mean, it's not like you can jump straight to banning [insert] in porn, you gotta boil the frog slowly.

    For extra ridicule, put "banning blacks" in.

  20. Re:Incredible on Scandal Erupts In Unregulated Online World of Fantasy Sports · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm still not clear on what a Kardashian is. Some kind of expensive salad, I think.

  21. Re:Just wait for the self-pleasure applications. on Oculus Founder Explains Why the Rift VR Headset Will Cost "More Than $350" · · Score: 1

    IF it becomes a success it will be thanks to ero. The same statement applies to 3D printing, to a lesser degree.

    The tech is already here, if nascent. However, like printed sex toys the scene is fragmented and niche, nurtured by open-source/indies but only to the limited degree they can. To go critical, there will need to be big players to drive standardization and adoption. Then the upwards spiral will kick in, as hype drives content/development which drives hype.

    And like the Internet, going big time means side perks from the new technology, like virtual museum tours or whatever.

    >Take your fantasy, for example
    I'm anticipating growth in motion capture. Puppetry of humans ala porn studio is all well and good, but puppetry of data, of 1's and 0's has wide possibilities - wider than whatever single example you just thought of.

    Unfortunately it takes too much work to properly emulate living activity. The process can be hastened by use of canned scripts and assemblies and libraries, but instead of bloat and lag like with overabstracted code, you get uncanny valley.

    So, again, I anticipate growth in motion capture. And whoever pegs real-time motion capture is going to be rich.

  22. Re:Lawnmower is for cows. on Oculus Founder Explains Why the Rift VR Headset Will Cost "More Than $350" · · Score: 1

    All cows are lawnmowers but not all lawnmowers are cows.
    TMYK~

  23. Re:On Slashdot? on 10 Confirmed Dead In Shooting at Oregon's Umpqua Community College · · Score: 1

    The shooter's apartment was searched and it was CONFIRMED to contain at least one armed, active Xbox, dumbass.

    It's probably been safely extracted by now, though.

  24. Re:Fuck you Dice!!! on How Someone Acquired the Google.com Domain Name For a Single Minute · · Score: 2

    I dunno, I'm not particularly avephillic but I'm fond of the "bird fucking" we have now.

  25. Re:In other words ... on The Real Cost of Mobile Ads · · Score: 1

    it's not stealing

    I feel obligated to support this on technicality, much like the court ruling that said an infringement case couldn't use "steal" or other inaccurate terminology.