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  1. Re:Oracle sucks. on Oregon Sues Oracle For "Abysmal" Healthcare Website · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not a PhD level database guru, but my career has been almost entirely working with databases over the last 20 years. I can say that the underlying technology of the Oracle RDBMS itself is light years beyond other systems. I'm not an advocate of anything Oracle has done in other arenas over the last 10-15 years, but I experience an existential crisis every day in my job where I love working within an Oracle database, but hate pretty much everything about the company that owns it.

  2. Re:Reputation on Oregon Sues Oracle For "Abysmal" Healthcare Website · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Have you seen SAP?

  3. Re:Fire on How Argonne National Lab Will Make Electric Cars Cheaper · · Score: 1

    Well, you could always try making a battery with a lithium anode instead, that's coated with carbon nanospheres to stop it from reacting to stuff, and forming dendrites over time with charging and recharging. Funny thing is, Stanford's doing just that, and I believe I may have even gotten this link from slashdot a couple weeks ago: http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_...

  4. Re:Typical Sony on PlayStation Now, Sony's 'Netflix For Games' -- Pros and Cons · · Score: 2

    The not-so-secret to Sony's continued success: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T...

  5. Not the tools on 'Just Let Me Code!' · · Score: 1

    It's the damned processes. Yesterday, I got a new Jira ticket to fix a query and provide the updated results in a file to the ticket submitter. I looked at the query, realized that I knew exactly what was wrong with it, and fixed it, dumped the results, and sent them to this guy. I then resolved and closed the ticket in about 5 minutes. I took a bit of heat for it, because I didn't follow the due process of prioritizing this task, determining whether or not it would go into the next sprint, assigning story points to it, creating subtasks, and providing time estimates for them. All told, probably about half an hour's worth of meeting time and overhead to do a 5 minute task. But how dare I bypass the process to get something simple done??!!

  6. Re:ISPs in Canada? on Verizon Boosts FiOS Uploads To Match Downloads · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I just double checked, and it's actually 100/5. Worse even than I remembered. I checked all available plans from Telus, Rogers, Shaw...and there's nothing better that's available anywhere near me. Remember this when the MP/RIAA makes a stink about those damned dirty Canadian pirates. Sure, if I pirate a movie, maybe I can seed it on a torrent site, and you'll get it in about 3 weeks. :P

  7. ISPs in Canada? on Verizon Boosts FiOS Uploads To Match Downloads · · Score: 1

    Where I live, in a suburb of Vancouver, BC. I have no options even remotely like this. I have 100/10 cable internet right now, and that's the best I can get. Uploading anything is almost an exercise in futility.

  8. Re:Fuck Tiles! on Leaked Build of Windows 9 Shows Start Menu Return · · Score: 2

    Too funny. After all these years, I somehow never knew that CTRL-ESC = Windows Key. I'm on an "ancient IBM" keyboard right now (a Model M from 1984), and I just tried it. Massive forehead smack ensued when I discovered it worked. So, honestly, no sarcasm intended, thanks for that tip!

    What I miss the most is the classic start menu where you can completely create your own sub-groups in a hierarchy. When I'm trying to remember which utility I wanted to use, but the name was something goofy that I haven't used in a year, it's nice to be able to go Start->Audio Tools->Transcoders-> {browse list, and "oh yeah, it was this..."}->BeHappy

  9. Re:A planned failure on US Marshals Accidentally Reveal Potential Bidders For Gov't-Seized Bitcoin · · Score: 1

    Hanlon's Razor is a useful tool...but it cuts both ways. I use it sometimes myself. "Whoops, I didn't realize I was logged into production when I deployed that critical bug fix that isn't scheduled to go until next week! Oh well, at least we won't get called on the weekend about the error that was prematurely fixed..."

  10. Re:Style over substance on Apple Confirms Purchase of Beats For $3 Billion · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm surprised you're being modded flamebait. My first listen to the $299 version of Beats, I was certain they were actually broken. But no, I tried them at 3 different stores, and I can't for the life of my understand how they just don't sound downright bad to other people. They sound broken to me. The bass is cranked, but only in a very narrow range that makes certain notes in a bassline sound louder than others, and there's some weird kind of thing going on in the midrange that almost sounds like phase cancellation. I dunno man...

  11. Re:I dislike Beats... on Apple Confirms Purchase of Beats For $3 Billion · · Score: 1

    Well, my headphones were around $350, but they have significant amounts of titanium and kevlar in their construction. I think they're worth it...

  12. Re:Wait... on Chelsea Clinton At NCWIT: More PE, Less Zuckerberg · · Score: 0

    I suspect it might be because her mom might end up becoming a presidential candidate soon...or am I wrong about that. I confess to being a non-American only somewhat up-to-date on the current state of US politics.

  13. Re:Is this an ad ? on Is LG's New Ultra Widescreen Display Better Than "Normal" 4K? · · Score: 2

    No mod points, so I'll just reply and say "me too". On the other hand, I'd consider taking one of these displays and turning it 90 degrees so I can see more of my code at once without scrolling.

  14. Re:next for NoSQL on New PostgreSQL Guns For NoSQL Market · · Score: 1

    Dammit, I wish I had mod points for this. It restored my faith in humanity a little bit...so thanks for that.

  15. Re:Long-term loss on Netflix Blinks, Will Pay Comcast For Network Access · · Score: 1

    But weren't the real investments actually taxpayer dollars many years ago when the basic infrastructure of the internet was built? I don't know about in the US, but in Canada, that's what happened. Public pays for building infrastructure, private companies get it handed to them on a silver platter. Companies make huge profits, don't re-invest a dime into maintaining or improving it. Quality diminishes over time, companies get more and more nefarious as their monopoly power increases. The question I have is, why should ISPs free-ride over taxpayer funded investments?

  16. Re:Illogical on Leonard Nimoy: Smoking Is Illogical · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I think he's gotten both parts of "live long and prosper" done by now.

  17. Re:It's been done on Ask Slashdot: Why Are We Still Writing Text-Based Code? · · Score: 1

    Damn, that has to be the best post I've seen yet for being on topic, while eloquently saying "fuck beta". Well done AC!

  18. Re:... meanwhile in USA ... on EU Commission: Corruption Across EU Costs €120 Billion · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that. I guess I have some more reading to do. This whole story just gets crazier every time I hear a new piece of it.

  19. Re:... meanwhile in USA ... on EU Commission: Corruption Across EU Costs €120 Billion · · Score: 2

    Pardon my ignorance, as I'm not American, but I'm confused about this. I thought that the two parts of the contention that you quoted were the "true" parts. Ie. that the website cost taxpayers millions, and that it was a no-bid contract. The part I thought was debunked was that there was any connection between Michelle Obama and this former classmate. Yet, you were modded insightful for calling the OP a fuckwit based on his first two premises...multiple times. What did I miss...?

  20. Tiny Bubbles on Ultrasound Technique Provides a New Radiation Free Way To Visualize Tumors · · Score: 2

    So, if this contrast agent attaches to cancer cells more than normal ones, could it be used to deliver targeted death to the cancer cells?

  21. Re:Sing-along on FCC Wants To Trial Shift From Analog Phone Networks To Digital · · Score: 1

    Funny, I was going to mention this. I remember in the early 80s, holding the phone up to the speakers and sharing the latest drum pattern I'd programmed into the TR-808, or whatever. No chance in hell you could do that now. Now, I get on conference calls to do system change deployments in the middle of the night, and the guy with his radio or TV on in the background just ends up flooding the whole call with this horrible undercurrent of digital burbling. If it weren't for the insane level of compression, that would just be a bit of background music, and wouldn't matter. Compression on phones these days has made it so that I can no longer understand ANYONE speaking English as a second language to me. I never used to have that problem, and I don't have it IRL either.

  22. Re:GarageBand on Ask Slashdot: An Open Source PC Music Studio? · · Score: 1

    Looks like "RTFT - Read The F*cking Title" needs to become the new baseline around here.

  23. Billionaires on Google Buys UK AI Startup Deep Mind · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "I thought it sounded crazy until he told me the list of famous billionaires who have invested in the company." "Then I realized it was actually a money laundering scheme."

  24. Re:Love the Q10 on Ask Slashdot: Life After N900? · · Score: 3

    I wish I had mod points to mod you up. I love my Q10. I'm an annoyance to my peers. Every time they launch into a rant about some issue they're having with their iPhone, I listen respectfully for however long it takes them to fizzle out, and then I just pull out the Q10, and while starting to check my messages, I just casually say "I think you already know what my solution to that issue is". I gave up trying to sell people on it a long time ago, and I also gave up trying to help people work around their iPhone problems years ago. I use my phone for work and personal stuff, and I work *a lot*, and I commute several hours a day. So I need something that always just works unobtrusively. I dunno what I'm going to do once BlackBerry is gone, and nobody makes a decent phone with a physical keyboard, decent security, decent battery life (with a self replaceable battery), decent stability, non-proprietary connectors, non-proprietary hot-swappable storage media support, decent corporate VPN integration support, seamless Exchange server integration...etc.

  25. Bad Math? on Target Admits Data Breach May Have Up To 110 Million Victims · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The summary says "had increased from 40 million to 70 million", but the title of this post says 110 million. I note that 40 + 70 = 110, so I think somebody parsed it wrong.