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  1. no more computers in school on Continued Opposition To Laptops in Schools · · Score: 1

    Florida making a rational decision? the end is near....

    it's probably beyond estimating how many million man years will be wasted in school with these stupid laptops doing:

    - teaching MS office (a free service to redmond)
    - doing powerpoint (a scourge if there ever was one)
    - scrubbing viruses (our new national pastime)
    - re-booting (because you always have to)
    - upgrading (because we have to replace the old holes with shiny new ones)
    - setting up the firewall again (why bother, your machine is crap)

    oh, and everyone favorite.

    - getting expelled because the idiot teacher put the test answers on the public share and you had the misfortune of clicking on it

  2. no more car chases... on Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK · · Score: 1

    or car jackings?

    goodness, what's to become of british porn?

  3. then why bother on Vista the Last of Its Kind · · Score: 1

    if it's obsolete before it ships, why even bother with it?

  4. Ribbons won't help on Microsoft Changes Office 2007 Interface Again · · Score: 1

    put as many fancy ribbons on a smelly old goat as you like, but it's still a smelly old goat

  5. will they say please and thank you? on Mozilla Developers Invited to Redmond · · Score: 1

    it's obvious MS needs help. we all know it. they have been in denial.

    so, invite some people who have experience making a web browser that isn't utter and complete garbage to find out some tips.

    like it's gonna matter, IE is destined to continue being what it has been. a boat anchor on a ship already laying on the bottom.

  6. will have zero affect on behavior on Judge Rules NSA Wiretapping Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    the Constitution is "just a piece of paper", so why would this activity stop just because it's been declared "officially" illegal.

    I have no faith this will be discontinued, especially since they can just continue to contest the decision forever and ever.

  7. Standards checklist on Microsoft Insists IE7 is Standards Compliant · · Score: 4, Funny


    Only runs on Windows - check
    apple-like icons - check
    Tosses bs errors on competetitor sites - check
    runs viruses quietly - check
    ignores CSS specs MS doesn't use - check

    what's the problem?

  8. net slum gains resident on Iran's President Launches Blog · · Score: 1

    wow, just when you thought the virtual toilet was full of turds already

  9. seems to me that.... on Apple vs Microsoft- Who's the Copycat? · · Score: 1

    if Apple was copying Windows in any way shape or form, my home machine would be a piece a crap like my work machine.

    one thing missing in the article was how much MS put down up front for it.

  10. thin and gaunt on Has Steve Jobs Lost His Magic? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    didn't/doesn't Jobs have a health issue he's dealing with? that could explain his appearance.

    it's too bad he didn't have a flying mokey to release for the gawkers wanting a mac-gasm. guess we'll just have to live with a reliable, stable system.

  11. MS: Linux sucks. film at 11 on Is Open Source too Complex? · · Score: 1

    say it ain't so!! Microsoft has unkind words about linux?

    stop the damn presses, we have a font page scoop!

  12. since when? on Vista Hacking Challenge Answered · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    this comment:

    "Microsoft's most secure Operating System yet has been compromised at the Black Hat hacker conference.

    MOST SECURE???? based on WHAT evidence??

    what's that? there is NO evidence that this is the case? I thought so.

  13. Compliance costs money on Just what has Microsoft been doing for IE 7? · · Score: 1

    hell, it would cost real $$ to add true compatibility to IE. hell, someone would have to work the harder code. it's much easier to change the colors, mac-ify the icons, modify the file that has the version number embedded and recompile.

    keeping IE 7 at minimum usability is protecting the Microsoft shareholder from needless expense.

    besides, they are just getting an handle on the old bug list. changing IE would just open up a big ol' can'o'new bugs. they're just not going there. sorry.

  14. and shut down? on MS Research Automates Search Engine Spam Hunt · · Score: 0

    I seriously doubt MS is going to "shut down" every windows box on the planet. ...searching for spam, eh? oddly spam finds the rest of us, but at MS they have to "search" for it.

  15. offended, don't watch on ' Naughty Bits' Decision Not So Nice · · Score: 1

    it's real easy.

    don't want to see boobs in a boob movie, don't watch it.

    don't want to hear a movie's bad words, don't watch it.

    look at all the wasted time you'll get back.

    you can then waste it reading about the morons that have to watch the boob movie sans boobs

  16. Appropriate context on When Wikipedia Fails · · Score: 1

    it's appropriate that something with modest checks and balances hoses up the reporting of someone intimately tied up in taking advantage of a system with modest checks and balances.

  17. cameras vs god on 'Big Brother' Eyes Make Us Act More Honestly · · Score: 1

    used to be people were held honest knowing their particular god is watching

    now the gov't and corporate nannies are our gods

    guess the world needs more heretics

  18. Where to put the eyes on 'Big Brother' Eyes Make Us Act More Honestly · · Score: 1

    In every congressional office in the land, the cameras manned by the general public.

    every backdoor meeting where the public's business is done.

    big brother needs to be US CITIZENS spying the GOV'T, not the other way around.

  19. List of violated fonts on Font Raid Spells Trouble for Publisher · · Score: 1

    Arial 8pt
    Arial 8pt Italic
    Arial 8pt Bold
    Arial 8pt Italic Bold
    Arial 8pt Strikethrough
    Arial 8pt Underlined
    Arial 9pt
    Arial 9pt Italic
    Arial 9pt Bold
    Arial 9pt Italic Bold
    Arial 9pt Strikethrough
    Arial 9pt Underlined
    Arial 10......
    -snip- ....71pt Underlined
    Arial 72pt
    Arial 72pt Italic
    Arial 72pt Bold
    Arial 72pt Italic Bold
    Arial 72pt Strikethrough
    Arial 72pt Underlined

    repeat with courier = 11000 fonts?

  20. snappy comments about fonts on Font Raid Spells Trouble for Publisher · · Score: 1

    I was going to say something totally awesome involving terrorist and their tie to stolen fonts.

    but I couldn't figure out how to tie in microsoft

    too bad, it was really gonna be good

  21. 3-Day Blinds is having a sale on Scientists Blocking out the Sun · · Score: 2, Funny

    these guys can get it delivered to custom size in only 3 days

  22. 500 Distros? on GPL Causing Problems for Derivative Linux Distros · · Score: 1

    Time for some natural selection

  23. Logoff or we shoot! on Kent State Banning Athletes from Using Facebook · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kent State has a proud history of violating their students rights.

    at least the National Guard is tied up on the border. I'd hate to see anyone shot for exposing this fine university to the internet.

  24. check with scientologists on Earth's Temperature at Highest Levels in 400 Years · · Score: 1

    don't the scientologists have in's with aliens that have been around this place for billions of years?

    maybe they can use their clout to help these poor scientists support the people that funded them with the right data.

  25. for what plaform? on Microsoft Developing Robotics Software · · Score: 1

    Robotics at MS?

    what are they gonna use for a stabile OS? it's not like you can robots behaving like every version of windows. come on, robots are supposed to work RELIABLY

    I vote they use the way-cool-innovative sco version. only costs $699, not that MS pays anyone for "their" IP....

    go ahead and troll me ms fan boy.....