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'Big Brother' Eyes Make Us Act More Honestly

dylanduck quotes a NewScientist.com article that says "We all know the scene: the coffee room with the 'honesty box' where you pay for your drinks — or not, because no one is watching. But researchers have discovered that merely a picture of watching eyes trebled the amount of money paid." That's a pretty deep-rooted fear of getting caught, which could be useful for crime prevention perhaps. But whose eyes?"

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  1. wow. by professorhojo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    straight out of 1984.

    if you're not doing anything wrong, why should you mind being watched?

    1. Re:wow. by tibike77 · · Score: 1

      Giving it a second thought, and assuming (oh so absurdly assuming) whoever's watching only wants to check for what he's supposed to be checking... WHY would you mind being watched in a public place ?

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    2. Re:wow. by egjertse · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wether or not you're doing anything wrong - why would you mind a picture of a pair of eyes watching you? I'm as obsessive about privacy as the next guy, but seriously...

    3. Re:wow. by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      I'd bet most of the effect is subconcious, and for the most part effects people that "mean to pay" but forget, are "broke now", have no change, or are "too lazy."

    4. Re:wow. by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe because I find it insulting that someone assumes I'm dishonest?

    5. Re:wow. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny
      Wether or not you're doing anything wrong - why would you mind a picture of a pair of eyes watching you?

      And if this truly works, does that make xeyes a productivity tool?

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    6. Re:wow. by andrewman327 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "if you're not doing anything wrong, why should you mind being watched?"


      But people are not being watched. They only feel like they are. Important distinction.

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    7. Re:wow. by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      What if they're the creepy sort of eyes that seem to follow you all the time?

    8. Re:wow. by Dr_LHA · · Score: 4, Funny
      straight out of 1984.

      Err.... Exactly, that's why they used to the "Big Brother". Thanks for pointing out that comparison for those of us idiots who though Big Brother was just a TV show though.

    9. Re:wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you're not doing anything wrong, why should you mind being watched?

      If you're taking coffee and not paying for it, you are doing something wrong.

    10. Re:wow. by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you find law enforcement in general insulting?

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    11. Re:wow. by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Clearly you've never been stalked.

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    12. Re:wow. by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      straight out of 1984.

      if you're not doing anything wrong, why should you mind being watched?


      This is why I feel the Government should be very careful with this line of thought. I turn it right back on them. If the Government isn't doing anything wrong then why should they mind us watching them.

      Democracy in action.

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    13. Re:wow. by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it rushes into my home without a good reason, yes.

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    14. Re:wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A) The article was quite obviously talking about a picture of eyes, not a camera.

      B) Widespread surveylance is a very good thing, it's effective for both detering crimes and catching criminals. The only caveats are that it should be known what's being surveyed and some places (such as your home) are guaranteed points of privacy, and access to the video feed should be given to everyone. It only becomes a "Big Brother" when you can't escape it even in your own private property, and when only the government can use it.

    15. Re:wow. by Grrr · · Score: 1

      Who gets to maintain the definition of "wrong"?

      <grrr />

    16. Re:wow. by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Ahh, that is the answer! Who watches the watchers: the ones being watched!

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    17. Re:wow. by Goblez · · Score: 1
      Anytime they are telling me something I can't do. Especially if this roots from some stupid idiot that did it horribly wrong and now the rest of us are unable to do it, or if it roots from some 'group' formed to 'help' people by limiting what I can do.

      Do you like people telling you what you cannot do?

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    18. Re:wow. by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      I've often wondered that. We have a picture of an undisclosed lead singer from a band I wont mention in our bathroom, and at least two of my friends have comented to me that it's very hard for them to use the bathroom with someone watching them.

      It's just a poster!?

      Staring right. at. me.

    19. Re:wow. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      When they are stopping me for the simple act of driving down a road, yes.

    20. Re:wow. by Ajaxamander · · Score: 1

      More like "straight out of The Great Gatsby..." You know, with the eyes and all.

    21. Re:wow. by speculatrix · · Score: 1
      why should you watch me since I'm an honest man with no prior?

      why should you waste effort watching an honest man when there are serious criminals on the loose?

    22. Re:wow. by 14CharUsername · · Score: 2, Funny
      If the Government isn't doing anything wrong then why should they mind us watching them.

      Because its a national security issue, citzen. And hey look, gays want to get married... doesn't that make you angry?

    23. Re:wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find a poster where she's facing the other way.

    24. Re:wow. by treeves · · Score: 1

      Obviously, the human brain has components below/outside the cerebral cortex and beyond its control that affect/determine (to some extent) our behavior.

      They say that true integrity means doing what's right even when no one is looking [or could find out], but everyone falls short at sometime or another.

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    25. Re:wow. by dakryx · · Score: 1

      If you had read the article you would know this is literally a piece of paper photocopied with eyes on it. No real monitoring is involved

    26. Re:wow. by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Ha, I lived with a friend who had a poster of Linda Blair (4th on the right) in the downstair bathroom, staring directly at the toilet. Girls especially refused to use that bathroom more than once.

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    27. Re:wow. by Eric+S.+Smith · · Score: 1
      [...]does that make xeyes a productivity tool?

      Well, I’m not being watched, but that mouse pointer had better get cracking.

    28. Re:wow. by radtea · · Score: 2, Interesting

      if you're not doing anything wrong, why should you mind being watched?

      What a weird question.

      "If you aren't doing anything wrong, why should you mind being hit on the head?"

      The reasons why being watched bothers us is built deeply into our monkey brains. Most chimpanzees, most of the time, need some privacy. So do most humans. If this were not the case, we wouldn't have stalls in public toilets and the like.

      Beyond that, of course, is the kind of answer you're trolling for, which is so obvious and has been repeated so often that it really isn't worth mentioning again.

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    29. Re:wow. by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      Note... the Great grandparent post did specify public place... which would disqualify your home as a location...

      I'm pretty sure that in general, the knee-jerk reaction against cameras in public places is the fear of the slippery slope...

      Personally... cameras in public that people could be watching don't bother me that much... cameras that point into a private area that I own... that's an issue... (which leads to the whole "is the interior of my car public or private space?" argument)...

      Nephilium

    30. Re:wow. by tezbobobo · · Score: 1

      This is definately double plus bad.

    31. Re:wow. by tezbobobo · · Score: 1

      Dear Dr LHA,

      Don't be condescending. If you really want to be pedantic, this has noting to do with the Big Brother effect, a la 1984. Instead, it would more likely be attributed to the panopticon effect. Now, a real jerk would point out that if you were really educated, you would have realised that, and failing that, made a fool of yourself.

      But me, I just like to keep slashdot friendly.

      Sincerely,

      Tezbo.

    32. Re:wow. by tezbobobo · · Score: 1

      Because I don't like it. Therefore, although I am doing nothing wrong, the person watching me is. This goes back to John Locke.

    33. Re:wow. by OlafMarzocchi · · Score: 1

      When I hear this sort of things, I always remember "The lost planet", 1956.
      People always behaving good, but still nasty inside. As soon as the control is removed, the nasty part of them is freed all at once.

      This wouldn't be a problem, if it was only a sci-fi movie...

  2. Maybe.. by ReidMaynard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe flowers make you pay less?

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    1. Re:Maybe.. by penguinoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe flowers make you pay less?

      Quite. Flowers generally signify gifts. The researchers should have used a neutral figure for their control.

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    2. Re:Maybe.. by forrestt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the fact that the eyes were always on pay week, and the flowers were always on the weeks when you didn't get paid, couldn't possibly have had an effect.

  3. Monitored Transactions by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not surprised by this at all.

    I once was very good friends with a card shop owner. In the back two corners of his store, he had two very huge obtrusive obnoxious surveillance cameras angled into the store. I had been in the back of the store to play cards with him every now and then and had never seen any television sets. So I asked him one day where the feeds went on his cameras so that he could catch people shoplifting. He just laughed and told me that the feeds didn't need to go anywhere. And if I looked closer, those cameras were fake.

    I would suspect that anything symbolizing or triggering our mind to think of surveillance would cause us to be more honest. It would be interesting to instead of eyes use pictures of surveillance cameras pointed at the coffee. Or, perhaps simply the words, "We are watching you!" I mean, it's only natural for us to react to what we see.

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    1. Re:Monitored Transactions by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 3, Interesting


      The fake camera gag has been around for quite a while....proof that it works.

      What's surprising, however, is that a mere picture of watching eyes also works, despite the fact that no person could have possibly thought the eyes were real.

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    2. Re:Monitored Transactions by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      no person could have possibly thought the eyes were real

      You've never watched any Scooby Doo cartoons at all, have you?

    3. Re:Monitored Transactions by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I never thought the fake cameras were a good idea. A jewelery store owner not too far from where I grew up was held up/burgled several times over a period of about ten years. After the first time or two, he installed a couple of those fake cameras as a deterrent. When he got held up for real, he had to convince the angry man with the finger on the trigger of the gun pointed at his head that the cameras were fake and there weren't any tapes to hand over. If the robber didn't buy it, who knows what would have happened.

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    4. Re:Monitored Transactions by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      You think Scooby Doo is real?

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    5. Re:Monitored Transactions by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      Go to walmart or target, they have a 'camera' every 10 feet.. do you honestly think they have 1000 cameras around the store? The bubbles are high enough no one can tell. One store manager told me that only about 1 in 10 are real at his particular store. I don't know what target/walmart's official count/stance is, but I imagine thats about right.

    6. Re:Monitored Transactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You think Scooby Doo is real?

      HAH!

      Of course he is.

    7. Re:Monitored Transactions by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      I wonder whether the fake cameras would have been so effective if people knew they were fake?

      The thing about rule-by-fear is that it is always going to be temporary. People can, and do, overcome their fears.

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    8. Re:Monitored Transactions by internewt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Simple solution, fake tapes. He just needed some VHS tapes out the back or under the counter, and hand them over too. They could have recordings of Miami Vice, Morse, Ironside or some other policey programme on just for the irony. America's dumbest criminal would be perfect :)

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    9. Re:Monitored Transactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BadAnalogyGuy rests easy with the satisfaction of a job well done.

    10. Re:Monitored Transactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the perfect job for a junker VCR. "Ok, you want the tape, follow me and I'll get it for you." For the daring / stupid, a hidden gun might be a help/hinderance, too.

      Nowadays most places are using digital security recorders, meaning there isn't really a tape to hand out anyways... I guess they could try to unbolt the unit from the shelf...

    11. Re:Monitored Transactions by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fake cameras would seem to be an utterly ignorant deterrent against armed robbery, and your neighborhood jeweler was an idiot for attempting something like that in such a high profile business.

      A comic-book or card shop, like the grandparent's example, however, has a pretty slim chance of being held up...they're going to be much more concerned about shoplifters, and that is exactly the behavior this story is discussing prevention of.

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    12. Re:Monitored Transactions by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Possible solution: pay for a nice fat ADSL line and stream the video, in realtime, to a server located in a different state.

      "Sorry dude, your pictures are in Texas by now. Put the gun down and walk out and we won't prosecute, but you could nuke the entire block and you wouldn't get rid of that footage."

      Or just claim you've done that. Might work, might not.

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    13. Re:Monitored Transactions by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      So, clever enough to have fake cameras, but not fake tapes?

      Bemopolis

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    14. Re:Monitored Transactions by Opie812 · · Score: 1

      I do. And Scrappy too!

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    15. Re:Monitored Transactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was at a rental storage unit out in the middle of nowhere once. They had signs up all over the place that said "Satellite Surveilance". I don't believe that there was any satellite surveilance, but someone must have thought it helped.

      I know, I know, why would anyone want to store rentals?

    16. Re:Monitored Transactions by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      The fake cameras are also effective for practicing your Sam Fisher moves at home as well.

    17. Re:Monitored Transactions by 955301 · · Score: 1

      should have kept a fake vcr and some fake tapes too. As my ex-girlfriend always said, if your gonna fake it, go Texas style.

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    18. Re:Monitored Transactions by Neoprofin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That activates the "shoot the smug, annoying, unarmed man" reaction.

    19. Re:Monitored Transactions by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      They could have recordings of Miami Vice, Morse, Ironside or some other policey programme on just for the irony. America's dumbest criminal would be perfect :)

      But wouldn't that give him trouble with the MPAA?
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    20. Re:Monitored Transactions by drDugan · · Score: 1

      like most questions, the answer to "is he REAL" depends on your context:

      Scooby Doo is certainly real, in the context of a cartoon character, and a on lunchboxes and pictures on Toy-R-Us products.

      Scooby Doo is most certainly not real in the context of living dogs who can talk (poorly) and solve murder mysteries regarding living humans.

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      (cf. Dukkha and the 4 noble truths)

      And finally, if you can change the context all the way, all the questions cease. Realizing this is enlightenment, (so we think)

    21. Re:Monitored Transactions by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      No, theft is theft. Theft has no implications on copyright, trade secrets, etc. Even though they are no longer in the store owner's posession, they are still legal the store owner's property, and the store owner is legally allowed to make duplicates of things he/she owns, or things that were broadcasted. (At least, currently that is legal, AFAICT, but it may not stay that way for long).

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    22. Re:Monitored Transactions by miyako · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If someone is holding you up at gunpoint trying to rob you, it's a sign that they are probably not thinking rationally. Disregarding the ethics involved, holding someone up in a store is a stupid thing to do because there is a good chance that the robber will be either aprehended or shot by the clerk, and a lot of places lock money up in a safe that can only be opened at certain times, etc. The fact is that if someone wants to steal money, there are was that have larger payoffs with less likelyhood of getting caught/hurt than robbery.
      When someone is acting irrationally like this, reasoning with them that the only thing they can do is to walk away is unlikely to work. I would say that the most likely outcome is that the guy is going to feel trapped and sure to be caught, and the same poor logic that led to robbing a store in the firstplace will lead to the conclusion that killing you is the only way out of the situation.

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    23. Re:Monitored Transactions by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You could always just hold two blank videotapes under the counter, perhaps in a cheap VCR to satisfy the criminal. It'd be a good way to hold on to the real tapes in the back room if the guy ever gets real cameras too. Petty criminals aren't the smartest people around....

    24. Re:Monitored Transactions by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

      You'd probably get shot saying something like that at gunpoint, however if you had a sign below the counter explaining that "security footage is offsite" or something like that, they might believe you... and pick another target beforehand, perhaps.

    25. Re:Monitored Transactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But wouldn't that give him trouble with the MPAA?

      Who do you think is sticking the guy up? :-)

      (Only half-kidding--they use Federal Marshals & legal processes for that sort of thing.)

    26. Re:Monitored Transactions by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Then it's just a simple matter of the fear industry increasing production.

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    27. Re:Monitored Transactions by nexarias · · Score: 1
      Actually, basic first year psychology texts describe an even MORE basic (and suprising experiment).


      Instead of having mere pictures of eyes and such, they have mirrors placed in front of participants who are isolated in rooms doing tests. They have to stop at a certain time limit by themselves, and it was found that the participants with mirrors placed in front of them "cheated" (by continuing to work on the test after the time limit) less than participants with no mirrors in front of them.

      The drawn conclusion is something along the lines that the mirror provides continual access to explicit self-monitoring -- you wouldn't even want to see yourself cheating.

    28. Re:Monitored Transactions by Brianwa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Better yet, have local tapes to satisfy any robbers in addition to offsite video feeds.

    29. Re:Monitored Transactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with women faking an orgasm is that they're assuming men care...

  4. great idea for toilets! by pimpimpim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just so everyone will flush and wash their hands!

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    1. Re:great idea for toilets! by AxminsterLeuven · · Score: 1

      And would a picture of a human ear in a toilet result in people trying to perform their "bodily business" as silently as possible?

    2. Re:great idea for toilets! by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      So just how do you use the three shells?

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    3. Re:great idea for toilets! by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 1

      I can never perform when someone else is watching.

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    4. Re:great idea for toilets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not so great - I'm piss shy

    5. Re:great idea for toilets! by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "Just so everyone will flush and wash their hands!"

      Agreed; who needs hands anyway?

    6. Re:great idea for toilets! by frantzdb · · Score: 4, Funny

      Watching eyes in bathrooms? You mean like this?

    7. Re:great idea for toilets! by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      When I owned a janitorial business and sub-contracted under my mom for some stuff, we used to leave this sign and stuff in a men's toilet at a particular ranger station. The sign on the wall (where the men would face while doing their business) said "We aim to please, you aim too, please." and we painted a bulls-eye inside the toilet. Before then, we had to clean pee off the ceilings, walls... everywhere. After then, there was no mess and all the guys there thought it was great! However, this is Government employee mentality we're talking about here...

    8. Re:great idea for toilets! by Enzo+the+Baker · · Score: 1

      No, like this. Pity, the original site seems to be gone.

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    9. Re:great idea for toilets! by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Except that paruresis is probably considered a disability, and posting an image of prying eyes might well run afoul of the DDA1995.

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    10. Re:great idea for toilets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that public toilet (restroom) tap (faucet) handles are usually dirtier than my private parts...

    11. Re:great idea for toilets! by RandomPrecision · · Score: 1

      Ah, hadn't seen that one. We used to hang "Christopher Walken is watching you pee" signs, however.

    12. Re:great idea for toilets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that why they have sinks in restrooms?

    13. Re:great idea for toilets! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, all those Windows users will have no clue how to use the three C shells :-)

      Ok, here's how to do it:
      Select one of the shells. Type "wipe ass" and press Enter. The rest is automatic.
      So why are there three C shells? Well, redundancy, of course. It would be a shitty experience if one of the shells fails when you need it, and there's no replacement ...

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    14. Re:great idea for toilets! by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

      Of course not nearly as fun as having half naked chicks in awe of your massive girth from above, as they appear to have in austrailia.

  5. Which is the worse human trait? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is fear of getting caught a worse human trait than the tendency to be dishonest?

    I'd like to think the better of my fellow man, but this story just tells me that I'm probably not being honest with myself.

    1. Re:Which is the worse human trait? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Fear of getting caught is something that is socialized into people. If there's no penalty, why would you be afraid of getting caught?

      Children figure this out right quick, when they discover that their parents will not follow through with threatened punishments.

      Also, a lot of the time, people are dishonest because they know they won't get caught in the lie.

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    2. Re:Which is the worse human trait? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Shame is a good thing. It's in many cases the only thing that prevents us from being absolute rapacious monsters to each other. I'd put dishonesty as a far, far worse trait than fear of getting caught, which is a healthy and necessary thing.

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    3. Re:Which is the worse human trait? by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      I'm probably not being honest


      Just glue a picture of a pair of eyes to the wall of your cube
    4. Re:Which is the worse human trait? by Peldor · · Score: 1

      Why would either be a bad trait? One is self-preservation, one is self-advancement. I'd say you need both.

    5. Re:Which is the worse human trait? by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      By the way, you are modded funny now, but if we are serious, then biggest human trait is...survival instinct. Dishonesty appears only in situations when human is treatened with dismission, when he wants to ensure his (and his closest ones) survival. It can't be overrided, it can't be passed by, it must be taken in account.

      In this situation, if people are sure has plenty of money and is easy in mind about his survival, there is no need of looking eyes or signatures that we are "watching you". Simply state that if you trink a coffee, please pay about it. But if human is thirsty or hungry or nervous and has no money nor ensurance that he will get what he want later, then forget about any signs, videos, eyes, etc. He will trink three cups and will run away, without any problems.

      We can look even futher - about terrorism, as it is tied very close with survilance - if SOMEONE feels treatened (and heck, those sad, dump sheeps have this feeling simply spiced up by clever manipulators from top command of Al Queda or other terrorist team), then they will get to that what they want to do at all cost.

      So, in fact, human has only one strong emotion - his own survival. Nothing else matters. And everything is related to it.

      Post scriptum - by the way, it is so strange that there is almost no human ethics school who would try to get people UNDERSTAND, that there is nothing wrong sometimes with feelings to want something you can't get, wanting to steal something - because it is instinct and it should be understood not denied. It is NOT sin to feel that way. It IS "sin" or we could say, "bad", to not take it into account and act accordingly, so no one get hurt and you get calm and easy again.

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  6. eyes.... by jollyroger1210 · · Score: 0
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  7. Application for weight loss by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny


    Here's a picture suitable for posting on your refrigerator, to aid with dieting efforts. It combines the 'watching eyes' effect with the 'I'm gonna hurl' effect to maximize effect.

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    1. Re:Application for weight loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gaah!!! Where do you *find* these things, TMM???

    2. Re:Application for weight loss by NexFlamma · · Score: 1

      If that's the goal, why not just post a picture of Senor Goatse on your fridge?

      Then if you're still overeating you'd at least know that it's not the worst of your problems.

  8. I always put change in the box. by awing0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I always pay up at the coffee pot, for I fear one day there won't be any! Then I'll be out $2 a cup from $LOCAL_CHAIN. Don't bite the hand that caffeinates you!

    --
    Cthulhu Saves.
    1. Re:I always put change in the box. by The+Creator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I always pay up at the coffee pot, for I fear one day there won't be any! Then I'll be out $2 a cup from $LOCAL_CHAIN. Don't bite the hand that caffeinates you!"

      YOU SELFISH BASTARD!!

      --

      FRA: STFU GTFO
    2. Re:I always put change in the box. by schmiddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I always pay up at the coffee pot, for I fear one day there won't be any!

      Indeed, most people are this honest. That's not just a gut feeling either. According to an extensive study cited in the book Freakanomics done with the help of bagel salesmen Feldman who would leave bagels with a locked donation box next to them in many office buildings, and have a sign asking for a dollar, roughly 89% of office workers would pay up. 89% is not bad at all for payment when no one is watching. Their detailed analysis of what makes people pay more (9/11) or less (big, unfriendly offices) was interesting. See Freakonomics, p. 48 (can use Amazon's 'search inside' for the quick fix).

      So why does the article say the pay rate "trebled"? Probably because they weren't asking correctly in the first case -- i.e. they just had a sign saying "pitch in whatever you feel like" instead of "Please pay $0.50 for each cup or we won't be able to provide it any longer".

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    3. Re:I always put change in the box. by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      Yeah, when I had my business and sub-contracted under my mom to clean a construction company, they had a box full of stuff you would find in a vending machine. The box had a suggested price of fifty cents for each item and a spot to stick money in. It was just a cardboard box and when I was there, there was no one there (not to mention, it's on the other side of railroad tracks at a dead-end, so no one but me or anyone working there would be there at all- not even the police). However, I always paid. Fifty cents for a cup of ramen noodles, candy bar, (ninety-nine cent size) bag of chips, etc. was well worth it and if I didn't have morals, there was always the thought that if I didn't pay and just stole the stuff, that box wouldn't be left out for me anymore. With any place that sold food or drink about twenty miles away... I'm sure you can understand...

    4. Re:I always put change in the box. by mzwaterski · · Score: 1
      So why does the article say the pay rate "trebled"? Probably because they weren't asking correctly in the first case -- i.e. they just had a sign saying "pitch in whatever you feel like" instead of "Please pay $0.50 for each cup or we won't be able to provide it any longer".
      Read the article...the message didn't change, only the picture did. Flowers vs. Eyes.
    5. Re:I always put change in the box. by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Did you RTFA? Because the eyes and the flowers were printed on the effing price list. There's even a pic of the price list.

    6. Re:I always put change in the box. by boingo82 · · Score: 1

      GP didn't say the message changed, only that if you ASK for a certain amount, you're more likely to receive it.

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    7. Re:I always put change in the box. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      Their detailed analysis of what makes people pay more (9/11)

      So 9/11 was just a trick to make people pay more?
      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    8. Re:I always put change in the box. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Why not just make your own? That price list in the article is a rip off. 50p for instant coffee? I wouldn't pay that for real coffee.

  9. Whose eyes? by andrewman327 · · Score: 1

    Can I answer CmdrTaco on this question?

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    1. Re:Whose eyes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit! Here I was, all set to use an obscure ref I've had banging around my head since high school, and someone beats me to it. X-D

    2. Re:Whose eyes? by reverseengineer · · Score: 2, Informative
      "I spoke to her," he muttered, after a long silence. "I told her she might fool me but she couldn't fool God. I took her to the window."--with an effort he got up and walked to the rear window and leaned with his face pressed against it----" and I said 'God knows what you've been doing, everything you've been doing. You may fool me, but you can't fool God!'"

      Standing behind him, Michaelis saw with a shock that he was looking at the eyes of Doctor T. J. Eckleburg, which had just emerged, pale and enormous, from the dissolving night.

      "God sees everything," repeated Wilson.

      "That's an advertisement," Michaelis assured him. Something made him turn away from the window and look back into the room. But Wilson stood there a long time, his face close to the window pane, nodding into the twilight.

      -F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
      --
      "FDA staff reviewers expressed concern about the number of patients who were left out of the study because they died."
    3. Re:Whose eyes? by RDFozz · · Score: 1

      I was going to say "Laura Mars".

      "A Stranger" works well, too.

      --
      R David Francis
  10. It gets better (or worse) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ever heard of a Wank Séance? Big Brother ain't got nothing on dead ancestors, when it comes to guilt. Anyway...

    I used to work in a store, and tried the ol' "leave a fake dollar bill" joke on people once in a while, their reactions were both interesting and hilarious. It seemed that no one would pick it up when left within our view. If it was in front of the cash register, they wouldn't reach down and grab it straight out. They would linger around it for a while, investigating it. Very funny. Now, I was about 15 when I had this job, hardly an authority figure. But, that "They Are Watching Me" feeling was still present.

    1. Re:It gets better (or worse) by paralaxcreations · · Score: 1

      2 friends of mine did that in high school with a fake 20. From far away it looked convincing enough, but once you picked it up you had to be stupid to think it was real. Someone picked it up and tried to use it (knowing it was fake at this point) to buy food at the high school cafeteria. The cafeteria worker called the police, the kid got arrested, and my two friends were dealing with the Secret Service for months. I wish I was joking.

    2. Re:It gets better (or worse) by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      It seemed that no one would pick it up when left within our view.

      Well what kind of cashier would accidentally leave a bill out on the counter in their own plain sight? Sure it could happen but it'd look rather conspicuous; if I was in any way feeling larcenous, my first thought would be that it was left there deliberately to try to tempt people. I've seen this at work. Someone thought the cleaning staff had sticky fingers, so someone else left a couple dollar bills on their desk to test the theory. Surprise! The bills left out in plain sight for no obvious purpose other than to be conspicuous unattended money were not touched! Whether they would actually steal or not, who would fall for such an obvious trap?

      I think the printed eyes may have been similar. Like the eyes on the Neighborhood Watch signs, it isn't the presence of an eye that is supposed to deter neer-do-wells. They aren't just eyes, they're symbols representing the fact that you are being watched. I think a lot of people would have assumed the painted eyes were accompanied by real eyes. Why would you put up the sign otherwise?

      Sounds like a big flaw in the study to me: Assuming that the people who saw the eyes only reacted to the eyes themselves, and didn't make any further connections or inferences.

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  11. I have an idea by Ruins · · Score: 5, Funny

    A single eye, composed of orange flames, sitting atop a tall tower, emitting a large beam of light, like a lighthouse, should work pretty well.

    Then again, it didn't work out too well the last time someone tried it.

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    1. Re:I have an idea by arivanov · · Score: 1

      The last one who tried it was a hobbit. Possibly that is why he got lucky. It was rumoured to work VERY WELL ON HUMANS.
      Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
      Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
      Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
      One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
      In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
      One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
      One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
      In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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    2. Re:I have an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A single eye, composed of orange flames, sitting atop a tall tower, emitting a large beam of light, like a lighthouse, should work pretty well.

      In Soviet Middle Earth, the eye watches you. Wait, that's not right... ;)

    3. Re:I have an idea by mooingyak · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who exactly stole coffee from Sauron?

      I think it worked just fine.

      --
      William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
    4. Re:I have an idea by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      Then again, it didn't work out too well the last time someone tried it.

      Ahhh, that last attempt just lacked an engineer's touch. Really, he should have gone with a Beowulf cluster of these.

      --
      "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
      -Hoban Washburn
  12. Humanizing the Coffee Fund by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think the important thing here is the possibility that these eyes could be giving the coffee fund a human feature.

    It's entirely possible that the people who were just taking coffee before thought the coffee fund to be more of a faceless corporate operation run by management at their company. Perhaps they thought they weren't paid enough and so it was 'ok' to take coffee.

    They didn't feel like they were doing something wrong because they could easily justify their free coffee--plus it made them work harder! Even better for the company providing it.

    If you look at the eyes, they look very concerned and hurt. I think that this probably triggered emotions of the coffee fund being an employee thing and you weren't taking coffee from the company but your fellow man. That's why this is interesting and that's why I don't think that the people who were taking coffee ever thought they were really doing something wrong.

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    1. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you look at the eyes, they look very concerned and hurt. I think that this probably triggered emotions of the coffee fund being an employee thing and you weren't taking coffee from the company but your fellow man.

      If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
      We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

      - Jack Handy.

    2. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Now I'd like to see the efficiency of feminine smiling eyes vs male concerned eyes.

      BTW, interesting mental manipulation experiment

      --
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    3. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by bitt3n · · Score: 5, Funny

      I suppose pretty soon the RIAA will demand that all blank CD's come pre-printed with a pair of teary puppy-dog eyes.

    4. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Naa, there is always cruel people around. If trees could scream, we'd have more sicko woodchoppers, cutting them down just for the pleasure to hear them scream.

    5. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by keyne9 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why should guilt be introduced to people who have nothing to be guilty about?

    6. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Funny

      And pretty soon you'd have an internet laden with "happy slapping" and snuff-videos of people cutting down trees.

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    7. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by uioreanu · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised how people miss the novelty effect here. Once the mind gets used to the the human eye thing, the whole "watch" effect will be null.

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      cut this signatures madness. stop reading them now!
    8. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which of course raises the question: When a tree screams and noone is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

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    9. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by toolwerx · · Score: 1

      Actually, I thought it was hilarious, and I'm probably not the only one that shares that view. That alone makes it worth something. Maybe if you started paying for that coffee you've been poaching your feelings of guilt wouldn't make you rant like that...

    10. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      yeah , but if noone is around , there's nobody to cut the tree . So , why would it scream then ?

    11. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Pirogoeth · · Score: 2, Funny

      But if the trees had eyes, would you still cut them down?

      --
      Happiness is like peeing yourself. Everybody can see it but only you can feel its warmth.
    12. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard about natural disasters?

    13. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by kdemetter · · Score: 2, Funny

      brings a whole new dimension to a forest fire :-)

    14. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there is a woman around, and there is nobody to hear her, is she still talking?

    15. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --I'd like to see Angelina Jolie's eyes used in this kind of experiment. ;-) And Liz Hurley.

      --
      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    16. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Bheckleman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would be a good experiment. After trying the feminine smiling eyes, I think trying the 'ever watchful, tired, "Mom"' eyes may prove to be more effective.

    17. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by octavist · · Score: 1, Funny

      If a man is talking in a forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

    18. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      ...and Denise Richards...

      /drops all his money in a drooling stupor

    19. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by kabocox · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suppose pretty soon the RIAA will demand that all blank CD's come pre-printed with a pair of teary puppy-dog eyes.

      And then sales of blank CDRs will sky rocket and consumers will respond to surveys by saying that they just loved the puppy dog eyes on their CDs that they buy packs of 100 just because they are so cute!

    20. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by vux984 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That was modded to Funny but this is actually insightful.

      The eyes working only works because there is only one pair, watching the coffee pot, and that's it.

      You -can't- apply it generally and make society more honest by wall-papering the city with eyes; that's equivalent to the trees that scream all the for no good reason.

      We would rapidly become completely desensitized to them.

    21. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe they should try hiring Terrible Terry Tate.

    22. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's called the Kuleshov Effect.
      The percieved emotion in a blank face is very easily manipulated, and if the eyes in the coffee room looked angry or sad to you, then you probably got a little glimpse into your character.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuleshov_Experiment

    23. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      We'd also have more wacko treehuggers wearing earplugs and living in the trees. I think the nuts would balance each other out; each side would claim that the other has been going overboard.

      --
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    24. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by general+scruff · · Score: 3, Funny

      Also a good poll:

      What picture of eyes would you be honest around?
      -Smiling Womans
      -Concerned Mans
      -Breasts
      -CowBoyNeal is Watching

      --
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    25. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if he starts what he says with the words "I once heard from a woman..."

    26. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So probably this wouldn't work on most slashdotters?

    27. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the hugs would comfort the trees or make them scream too. Nobody defined because of why a tree would scream. I just assumed they would because of pain, because is the usual response on a human. What if even wind would make them scream?

      Wow, just thinking about that makes me glad trees don't make sounds.

    28. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by darth+dickinson · · Score: 1

      No, a search page for an online journal doesn't "do it" for me...

    29. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Presumably this worked in the first place because those who were taking coffee without paying were feeling guilty. Why do you think they should not?

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    30. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by 01101101 · · Score: 1

      Following that theory of putting a human face on it.

      There used to be a record store that I would frequent, a small indie one. The owner had put little signs around the shop, they varied but generally he told you his name and pointed out that if you shoplifted you were directly taking from him. Seemed like something that might deter a few people.

    31. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1
      And then sales of blank CDRs will sky rocket and consumers will respond to surveys by saying that they just loved the puppy dog eyes on their CDs that they buy packs of 100 just because they are so cute!


      I think they'd be more turned off by the pre-recorded Celine Dion song about not stealing music.

      - RG>
      --
      Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
    32. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Guppy · · Score: 1

      Now I'd like to see the efficiency of feminine smiling eyes vs male concerned eyes.

      From Science Magazine's short news article: "...A judgmental male pair, for example, elicited more donations than a flirtatious female sideward glance, they report online today in Biology Letters."

    33. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Joebert · · Score: 1
      The eyes working only works because there is only one pair, watching the coffee pot, and that's it.

      Kinda like the British Guards.

      They just kinda sit there all goofy looking, you can do just about anything & they wont budge, but when you do somthing wrong, they come to life & kick the shit out of you.
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    34. Re:Humanizing the Coffee Fund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spiegel.de ran an article about this acompanied by this diagram

  13. If it's the woman's change room, by Trigun · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    then you can use mine.

  14. Panopticon by alnya · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Kind of a similar theory presented in the Panopticon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panopticon)

    The illusion of surveillance is as powerful as surveillance itself.

    1. Re:Panopticon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I highly recommend downloading the reading the full text to Panopticon. Even short pieces like http://cartome.org/panopticon2.htm and http://cartome.org/foucault.htm will teach you how to run a sweat shop effectively.

      I've noticed less kids hanging out smoking outside my front door since I added a clever Gnome and put one way tinting on the window facing the sidewalk, but no proof that those changes are the cause.

      d

  15. Cat's eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://www.ceilingcat.com/

    I wonder if the effect is the same with cat's eyes ...

    1. Re:Cat's eyes by MrSquirrel · · Score: 1

      Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten. Please -- think of the kittens.

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    2. Re:Cat's eyes by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      Tens of thousands of kittens die every day in shelters, suffering miserably.

      Please masturbate as much as possible. You're saving them from a much more horrible death.

      --
      Man, you really need that seminar!
  16. The eyes as a prompt by ezratrumpet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's a pretty common thread in ethics training that goes something like this: your character is determined by what you do when no one is watching.

    I'm not sure if that's right or wrong, but the picture of the watching eyes is apparently a powerful prompt to pay for the drinks. It's a reminder that someone could be watching (but isn't), so what will you do?

    It's also possible that the 'tripling effect' results from the people who think "Oh, I'll pay it later" actually remembering to pay rather than the people who never pay actually turning over a new leaf.

    1. Re:The eyes as a prompt by RockModeNick · · Score: 0

      thats "trebled", not tripled ;)

    2. Re:The eyes as a prompt by Threni · · Score: 1

      > thats "trebled", not tripled ;)

      It's up to the OP which version he wants to use.

    3. Re:The eyes as a prompt by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 0

      tripled
      1. Consisting of three parts or members.
      2. Three times as much in size, strength, number, or amount.
      3. Music. Having three beats to a measure.

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      No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
    4. Re:The eyes as a prompt by tfried · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid, your interpretation "reminder of being watched" is probably right. However, let's not jump to conclusions too fast, and give the belief in the good in humanity another chance. The eyes may also act as a reminder of "the coffee fund is a social institution, not some natural ressource which can simply be exploited".

      An interesting variation would be to test eye-pictures vs. neutral pictures vs. picture showing human beings that are not directly watching (i.e. just a prompt for a social situation, not for being watched). I'd think this last type of pictures will be less effective than the eye-pictures, but maybe still somewhat effective compared to the neutral pictures.

    5. Re:The eyes as a prompt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "the coffee fund is a social institution, not some natural ressource which can simply be exploited"

      WTF? Why would it be acceptable to exploit natural resources with no limitation? Do you like the prospect of completely depleting our non-renewable resources and/or doing things like forcing the animals we exploit into extinction? The coffee funds has more instrinsic value because it is a human artifice??? Are you that vain? If we continue to exploit natural resources without allowing them to replenish, we will be a lot worse off than not getting our morning coffee.

    6. Re:The eyes as a prompt by tfried · · Score: 1

      If you're asking that way, then yes, I think the one best reason to protect the environment (and I do have a long record of environmental activism) is that exploiting nature without limits will - typically only in the mid and long term - harm other human beings, ourselves, and mankind as a whole. I don't personally feel nature has a value "of it's own", although that attitude is certainly generally benefical.

      But actually that's not the discussion I meant to initiate at all. Rather my reasoning goes something like this: Given that the effect occured in presence of mere pictures of eyes (instead of real surveilance), I suspect what's causing the effect is likely rooted deep in the unconscious, and in fact probably in our genes. Our genetic code, however, has evolved (not only) over the last few ten thousands of years, and the last few hundred don't count much at all on an evolutionary scale (all that's culture, not evolution). So: Environmental concerns are most certainly not in our genes. There was simply no need for it on an evolutionary scale. Up until "fairly recently", it was entirely ok, resource wise, to exploit nature to the maximum possible. Social situations are an entirely different beast, and it's very, very likely, that we have much programmed into our genes with respect to social behavior (though I believe much less than evolutionary biologists tend to proclaim).

      So when I wrote "some natural ressource which can simply be exploited" I wasn't thinking "oil field" or "rain forest" so much, but more along the lines of "that hazelnut tree over there". Just pick the nuts and enjoy, no need to worry about others.

      Hope this clarifies my previous post.

  17. Whose eyes? by pyite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those of TJ Eckleburg, of course.

    --

    "Nature doesn't care how smart you are. You can still be wrong." - Richard Feynman

  18. Interesting parallel by LaughingCoder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's interesting how just the image of human eyes "humanizes" the coffee fund. I was chatting with a professor friend who was complaining about how most of the boys in his classes wear baseball caps that prevent him from seeing most of their face, including their eyes. He felt that even subconsciously this affected their grades in a negative way. It bothered him that he didn't really know them. In fact he joked that mostly he knew their hats --- "the kid with the red hat with the black bill seems pretty good at derivatives."

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  19. Glass eye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My dad lost an eye in WWII. He was a farmer in Kenya after the war, and would sometimes 'pop' his eye and leave it on a post to keep farm workers from slacking off. It worked well, until they figured out they just needed to put a hat over the eye.

    1. Re:Glass eye by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Two inmates are trying to escape a mental institution. When they are trying to work out how to get over the wall, one inmate says "I'll turn on this flashlight, and you can walk along the light beam to get over the wall." The second inmate replies, "What are you crazy? I'm not falling for that; you'll turn the flashlight off when I'm halfway across!"

      - Joker (The Killing Joke)

    2. Re:Glass eye by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Funny - my grandpa ran a construction company and did the same thing when he had to go and run some errands. One of the workers would then walk around the long way and place a coffee mug over the eye from behind.

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
  20. Bah by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    Wad the money up and dump it in. Coffee Wants To Be Free!

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  21. Why Stop At Eyes? by Baby+Duck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's put up more signs, straight out of the movie Brazil, They Live, and other fine sources:

    SUSPICION BREEDS CONFIDENCE

    REPORT YOUR NEIGHBOR

    OBEY

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    "Love heals scars love left." -- Henry Rollins

    1. Re:Why Stop At Eyes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No smoking. No spitting.
      The Mgt.

    2. Re:Why Stop At Eyes? by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

      Even better first read WASP by Eric Frank Russel. Then start putting up signs reading:

      "Dirac Angestum Gesept.

      The List Is Long."

      --
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    3. Re:Why Stop At Eyes? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      No-one's saying this should be put into practice. It's just an interesting study.

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  22. Whose eye's? Am I that old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whose eye's, the answer is obvious ....

    Betty Davis

    of course!

  23. But whose eyes? by Mayhem178 · · Score: 1
    --

    "You will pay for your lack of vision..." - Emperor Palpatine to Ray Charles

    1. Re:But whose eyes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed.

  24. Re:Spotting fake cameras by Technician · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some fake cameras are easy to spot and pro theives are quick to spot them. If you want to be effective, either put up real cameras or use dummy cameras from the manufacture of real cameras. A warped painted lens is a dead giveaway of a dummy. A Sanyo dummy using a real camera case, lens, and cables is the twin of the real camera except the guts are missing.

    Here is what a real Sanyo dummy camera looks like. It even takes real lenses.

    http://www.camerasuperstore.com/simdumcam.html

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    The truth shall set you free!
  25. Eye choice is obvious by blindcoder · · Score: 1, Funny

    The choice of eyes is obvious: We need to put up Chuck Norris eyes everywhere!

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    1. Re:Eye choice is obvious by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      Charles Bronson

    2. Re:Eye choice is obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Hoff pwns

    3. Re:Eye choice is obvious by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      What does the Commissioner of the Florida Dept of Agriculture and Consumer Services have on Chuck Norris?

    4. Re:Eye choice is obvious by Flaming+Babies · · Score: 1
      The choice of eyes is obvious: We need to put up Chuck Norris eyes everywhere!
      Lets ignore for a moment the fact that Chuck Norris is already Omnipotent, Omniscient, and Omnipresent.
      How dare you assume to have the authority to put His eyes anywhere?
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  26. Neighborhood Crime Watch by ganiman · · Score: 1

    Those signs around some neighborhoods for the neighborhood crime watch don't seem to work all that well.... why should this?

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    1. Re:Neighborhood Crime Watch by Technician · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those signs around some neighborhoods for the neighborhood crime watch don't seem to work all that well....

      Nobody said it was 100% effective. Maybe the signs are working quite well. Take the signs down for a few weeks and report if anything has changed. The signs are put up where there is an existing problem. Where there is never any problem, there are rarely any signs because they are not needed.

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    2. Re:Neighborhood Crime Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those signs around some neighborhoods for the neighborhood crime watch don't seem to work all that well.... why should this?

      That's because those signs don't have eyes on them, they have a suspicious looking guy. (At least where I live.)
      Eyes signal that you are being watched. Suspicious looking guys signal a cool place to hang out...

    3. Re:Neighborhood Crime Watch by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Actually, most criminological studies on neighbourhood watch have shown that they don't reduce crime; they're simply politically popular.

      There is one very specific variety of neighbourhood watch, called "coccoon" neighbourhood watch, which has been shown to be effective in crime prevention, but other than that, they're mostly wasting police resources in places (i.e. rich communities) that already have low crime.

      - RG>

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  27. Replacing God by ttys00 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is one thing that the concept of God used to be used for - the all seeing eye that made some people act (somewhat) honestly. Now that religion is on the wane in parts of the world, a replacement all seeing eye will be needed to keep the same class of people in line.

    1. Re:Replacing God by Spiked_Three · · Score: 1

      woa, incredibly insightful - good 1

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    2. Re:Replacing God by fallen1 · · Score: 1
      a replacement all seeing eye will be needed

      What? You mean like Sauron? '-)

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    3. Re:Replacing God by b0nifide · · Score: 1

      Since there is no God, what is to stop us from doing anything we want? Steal, kill, whatever suits you. What's the use for morality? It doesn't matter what we do or how we act, as long as we get what we want and satisfy our own selves.

    4. Re:Replacing God by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Having perused the regular attnedees at a local church, I found a large number of what I would consider to be "crooked" businesspeople and public figures. Apparently, they are either "faking it" by going to church, or they expect that Christian absolution of sin, for them, is good enough for whatever wrongs they commit during the week. Either way, I'm not sure God is doing much to help for those who also are too old to believe in santa (no, I'm not dyslexic).

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    5. Re:Replacing God by b0nifide · · Score: 1

      A nice little nugget from the Bible. II Timothy 1:8-9 "But we know that the law is good, if a man uses it lawfully, as knowing this, that law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and insubordinate, for the ungodly and sinners"

    6. Re:Replacing God by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      And now I can explain my sig. I've never known anyone who acted like the creator of the universe was actually watching them. Merely a picture of some eyes has a stronger effect on people than an allmighty omniscient deity who can track every thought, let alone action. It's pretty obvious that nobody actually believes in a deity like this.

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    7. Re:Replacing God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Morality is the condensed ruleset for when you don't have the time or the mental capacity to think things through. Stealing and killing isn't bad because of "God", it's bad because for almost everybody it is not an effective way of getting what they want in the long run. The few people who could get away with murder have better ways to get what they want.

    8. Re:Replacing God by Garrett+Fox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find this argument from religionists odd, because it shows them to be the moral relativists. Its implication is that people who currently believe in a God would, if they lost that faith, immediately start looting and killing. Some of us who currently don't believe have refrained from doing those things, so us unbelievers must have some other type of internal restraint, ne?

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    9. Re:Replacing God by rs232 · · Score: 1

      "... a replacement all seeing eye will be needed ..

      Consider it done, it's called Operation TIPS and got its own all seeing eye as a logo.

      .. to keep the same class of people in line ..."

      You should consider that these 'class` of people are librarians and anti-war protestors and when they come after you, there will be no one left to speak out.

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    10. Re:Replacing God by kabocox · · Score: 1

      This is one thing that the concept of God used to be used for - the all seeing eye that made some people act (somewhat) honestly. Now that religion is on the wane in parts of the world, a replacement all seeing eye will be needed to keep the same class of people in line.

      This was the one thing that I learned in anthropology! Actually, I don't think that it was what god was for though. It was the whole purpose of religion though. It reduced policing costs. You don't have to have as many police running around if every citizen believes that any large crime will have them burning in hell and revolution isn't thought of if the entire populance thought that their King/Emporer had a mandate from Heaven to rule. Causal theft or B&E was most likely much greater in areas where everyone just lives in tents or yurts. When you knew God, the spirit of the home, AI laser home security system is watching your neighbors goods, then you aren't likely to take anything from them. The problem with religion is that everyone has to believe that they'll get punished before it alone will work. I actually wouldn't mind a future AI controlled world where the AIs just set back and have fun with the humans trying to train us to be fair and good to each other. No, I take that back, I'd rather have a god that wasn't active and we'd all go to a nice safe enjoyable place if we happened to die.

    11. Re:Replacing God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have replaced a three-letter lie called god with a three-letter fact known as nsa.

    12. Re:Replacing God by juan2074 · · Score: 1

      God's watching you pee.

    13. Re:Replacing God by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Not enough parts

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    14. Re:Replacing God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, God keeps giving you the grace to do good and avoid evil, whether or not you believe in Him.

      On the other hand, if there were no God, you wouldn't be getting His help to be good.

    15. Re:Replacing God by nkv · · Score: 1

      I think you're right. Many people use "being religious" as a PR stunt to cover up a lot of unacceptable activities that they indulge in. I'm fairly serious about my faith and try to study and follow it's rules to the best of my ability and I've felt that the people in the above category are just hypocrites. On the other hand, I have met and do know people who regulate and watch everything they do just because they are convinced that God is watching them. It makes no difference to them whether they're dealing with older or younger people, in public or private etc. They behave the way they do because they're conviced that it's the right thing to do. I've also seen them go out of their way to make sure that the intention of their actions is not polluted by a "base" desire (eg. giving large amounts of money in charity absolutely secretly etc.). It gives them a certain kind of courage and fortitude that I've not been able to see anywhere else. People like this are few (in my experience) and they've been a source of inspiration for me.

  28. Related news thread by hey! · · Score: 3, Funny

    In related news, researchers discover xeyes to be an effective treatment for Internet porn addiction.

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    1. Re:Related news thread by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      It would have a small but noticeable effectt, I'm pretty sure. Just imagine wanking while there is a set of eyes following your mouse cursor. Feel comfortable? Me not

    2. Re:Related news thread by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      Unless you're an exhibitionist.

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  29. Oh good god, I'd better not start seeing these... by TheNoxx · · Score: 1

    I swear, if shops actually start putting up posters like that, it will make me flip the blithering fuck out (particularly, if retail chains try to prevent theft by sticking them in the bathroom). It's just far, far too Orwellian.... This is one of those studies that needs to be kept hush-hush.

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  30. Big Brother Eyes by Borongo · · Score: 1

    deep-rooted fear of getting caught, which could be useful for crime prevention perhaps. But whose eyes?"

    Well for those of us a bit older, how about "Bette Davis Eyes" that along with the Kim Carnes song in the background should deter anybody!! :-)

    1. Re:Big Brother Eyes by odourpreventer · · Score: 1

      I was thinking Dirty Harry.

      Seriously though, this sounds to me the same reason parking lots light up when someone enters them, reminding people the could be watched.

  31. Honesty Box by frankyfranky · · Score: 5, Funny

    We all know the scene: the coffee room with the "honesty box" where you pay for your drinks - or not, because no one is watching.

    I hardly ever pay for my drinks in regular coffee shops so why would I start paying in some honesty box?

    We all know the scene, you go into the starbucks and order the double. Before paying you pretend you have to run to the washroom. When you get back the coffee is waiting for you so you snatch it and run out the door screaming "rape." Or you can just live here in Japan where some places you pay after you drink. In that case you pretend to go to the washroom after you finish your coffee and simply climb* out the window (shouting "rape").

    * Note: There might be a bit of a fall if the shop is on the third floor**.
    ** This may or may not have been learned through experience.

    1. Re:Honesty Box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why 'rape'? Why not, "All your base^H^H^H^H coffee are belong to us!"

    2. Re:Honesty Box by Eljas · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or you can just live here in Japan where some places you pay after you drink. In that case you pretend to go to the washroom after you finish your coffee and simply climb* out the window (shouting "rape").

      Considering you live in Japan, shouldn't that be "teentacle wape"?

    3. Re:Honesty Box by Bheckleman · · Score: 1

      Ummm, I may be getting old, but this scenario seems a bit extreme just to get a free cup of Starbucks.

    4. Re:Honesty Box by frankyfranky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've obviously never been to Japan.

    5. Re:Honesty Box by frankyfranky · · Score: 1

      I eat tentacle for breakfast.

      Obligatory quote:
      "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
      "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
      -Happy Gilmore

    6. Re:Honesty Box by ghjm · · Score: 1

      Consider that a cup of coffee and a piece of cake at Starbucks costs about the same as a week's worth of subsistence-level food and water at Kroger or Safeway. I don't know if this justifies the grandparent's coffee acquisition measures, but it too seems a bit extreme.

      -Graham

    7. Re:Honesty Box by Bheckleman · · Score: 1

      No, never been. Understand it is a tad expensive to live there.

    8. Re:Honesty Box by Bheckleman · · Score: 1

      Being a jolly Wal-Mart shopping grandparent, Starbuck's is one of the last places you'll find my tail. Another 2 bits to the coffee fund. Ka-ching, Ka-ching.

    9. Re:Honesty Box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was Billy Madison, you fool :(

  32. The Great Gatsby by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

    Seriously, no one has mentioned this yet? That's part of the point of the old optomotrist sign in the novel...the theme of watching and being watched.

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    1. Re:The Great Gatsby by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      I was going to! I was gonna say that its too bad this news didnt come out a month or 2 ago when I was doing this in English class. My English teacher would totally go crazy (in a good way) if she saw this :P

    2. Re:The Great Gatsby by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Damn, you and the one other guy beat me to the Gatsby posting. Still, it's surprising that so few mention it at that.

    3. Re:The Great Gatsby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will reply to this, The Great Gatsby, the ad with the optometrist was GOD, not Big Brother. Pick the book up again if you never read it computer fucks...

  33. Causes paranoid response, not good by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It makes people wonder what the Hell the sign is saying. In the back of your mind you're wondering "Is this some sort of code for 'you're being watched'?" It doesn't invoke a empathetic response, it invokes a paranoid response. Good for the coffee fund, probably NOT good for morale.

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  34. Angry librarian. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually I looked at the eyes and I didn't think they looked very concerned and hurt. I thought they looked pissed, honestly.

    It's kind of an "angry librarian" complex, I think. You're not really sure what happens if you piss it off, but it might not be pleasant so you just avoid finding out.

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    1. Re:Angry librarian. by arivanov · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course you know what happens.

      You get banana skins thrown at you and have to deal with 200 pounds of extremely annoyed ape. Just make sure you do not call him monkey, cause in that case you are likely to have your head screwed off.

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    2. Re:Angry librarian. by TrekkieGod · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Actually I looked at the eyes and I didn't think they looked very concerned and hurt. I thought they looked pissed, honestly.

      Wow. That's a whole other experiment right there, we're all seeing different things. To me, they didn't look concerned, hurt, or angry. In fact, it looks rather devoid of any strong emotions. Like the look you get if you happen to ask the stranger next to you what time it is (when he's actually telling you, not when he's initially surprised that you talked to him).

      I'm an EE, not a psychologist or anything, but I'm guessing that since we can't see the rest of the face, we don't have enough cues to determine the emotion, and we're filling in the blanks differently based on some type of inner expectations. That sounds really interesting, someone should look into it if they haven't already :)

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    3. Re:Angry librarian. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Discworld reference for the win!

    4. Re:Angry librarian. by apt142 · · Score: 1

      IIRC, The less of the rest of the facial features you have to look at, the less consistently individuals will agree on the emotion of the subject.

      I took a boat load of Psych back in college but, I can't remember any specific experiments with this. On a related note, females are better able to determine emotions by non-verbal cues than men. So, I'd show the picture to a couple of females and see what they agree on.

      Speaking of females, shouldn't this be called Big Mother? The picture is female. The lack of the cranial ridge above the eye balls indicates femininity. (So, does the signature "Melissa" but we geeks don't pay attention to the obvious.)

    5. Re:Angry librarian. by Meso+Maniac · · Score: 1

      Did you get the number on that donkey cart?

    6. Re:Angry librarian. by samurailynn · · Score: 1

      Pshh... I spent all of my study hall time trying to piss off the angry librarian. Of course, she got pissed off if anyone smiled or laughed, so it was really fun.

  35. Enforcing morality through fear! Yay! by damburger · · Score: 0

    We are evil, wicked people. Undisciplined children who will misbehave whenever not being watched. Thank goodness for Mummy government keeping us afraid of her. We are fortunate to have wise, moral human beings running our goverments who can help show us the error of our ways through constant surveilance and intimidation.

    Hail Blair! Hail Bush!

    That said, do you really think they needed any excuse like this anymore?

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    1. Re:Enforcing morality through fear! Yay! by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between being watched and a poster of a person watching...

    2. Re:Enforcing morality through fear! Yay! by deanj · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Don't forget to speak politically correctly, and putting labels on music and stopping violent video games ....Oh, wait...that's the OTHER side that's making people do that.

      They're ok...right?

      What a bunch of BS FUD.

    3. Re:Enforcing morality through fear! Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We are evil, wicked people.
      Yes, we most certainly are.
      Undisciplined children who will misbehave whenever not being watched.
      Worse, we will frequently misbehave when being watched. That does along with being evil, wicked people.
      Thank goodness for Mummy government keeping us afraid of her. We are fortunate to have wise, moral human beings running our goverments who can help show us the error of our ways through constant surveilance and intimidation.
      You're not paying attention. All people are evil and wicked, including those who run the show.
  36. Somebody's known this for a LONG time... by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Looked at the back of a dollar bill lately?

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    1. Re:Somebody's known this for a LONG time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, there is a face looking at you on the front of every bill.

  37. Govt transparency by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Change the headline a little

    "Big Brother eyes make the U.S. govt act more honestly" :)

  38. disHonesty Box by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The purpose of an honesty box is to have it out there for honest people.

    Maybe people can't pay for coffee because they don't have the cash on hand, and they will pay later.

    What good does a camera do if someone makes off with free coffee? Embarass the offender?

    Having a big-brother camera operation pre-supposes that people, if not scrutinized, will most likely do the wrong thing.

    Or, maybe it is just better to get a pay coffee machine?

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    1. Re:disHonesty Box by servognome · · Score: 1

      What the research is showing is you don't need to actually have a camera. Just the psychological effect of the thought of being watched is enough to trigger people to pay. It plays to the idea of "keeping honest people honest," by reducing temptation.
      "Maybe people can't pay for coffee because they don't have the cash on hand, and they will pay later." is a rationalization of a wrong action. Unless there Is an explicit policy that you are allowed to drink now and pay later, the idea of "paying later" is a psychological crutch many people use to make themselves feel better, when they know their action is wrong. How many actually come back later to pay, how many "forget"?

      Or, maybe it is just better to get a pay coffee machine?

      Basically you agree with the big brother types... people can't be trusted.

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  39. We'll make up the cost in volume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But researchers have discovered that merely a picture of watching eyes trebled the amount of money paid."

    Seems a bit off bass to me.

    1. Re:We'll make up the cost in volume... by bedroll · · Score: 1

      The word is right, but its use here is pretentious at best. Why say trebled when tripled is the same length and more effectively conveys your meaning? I think it's because the average Joe knows what tripled is but many will either have to look up trebled or assume it a mistake. The submitter wanted to feel superior, intelligent, and verbose. Instead I think they just come off as trying to hard and conveying too little.

    2. Re:We'll make up the cost in volume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The word is right, but its use here is pretentious at best.

      It's an ordinary word which is used in ordinary speech by ordinary people. Perhaps it's used less in the dialect of English you're used to, but that doesn't make it pretentious.
    3. Re:We'll make up the cost in volume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either you're right, or the submitter happens to be in the UK, where "treble" is standard english.

      Occam's razor might be of service to figure out which of us is correct. :-)

  40. Re:Oh good god, I'd better not start seeing these. by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

    You're trying to suppress research and study to PREVENT Orwellian circumstances?!
    Good lord man, you're already too far gone.
    It's better that EVERYONE knows the psychological effect so they can conciously choose to overcome it.

  41. Dupe of a dupe by torstenvl · · Score: 1

    This is a Slashdot dupe of a New Scientist dupe. The originals (Slashdot post and New Scientist article) were out in March 2005.
    http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg18524914.900 .html

    1. Re:Dupe of a dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a completely different piece of research.

  42. Easy... tne eye of Isis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since there is already an eye on the back of every dollar, wouldn't that work for this?

  43. Points out some of the negative aspects of privacy by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think it's pretty well established that people are more honest when they're being watched ;-).

    What's interesting is that this suggests that it is one of those atavistic behaviors that happen below the conscious level. People often do more rationalization than action to suppport their self-image as honest, hard working folk.

    Once I saw a cop make a good point in a talk about self-defense. Sure, if the mugger asks for your wallet, you give it to him. But the point where you must try to escape or fight is when he tells you to step off the sidewalk into the alley: he wants privacy to do something that he's not comfortable doing where he might be seen.

    As an American, I value my privacy. But there is more than one way to run a society with respect to privacy. In some cultures, bathing or even crapping can be a communal activity. I can well imagine a "Goldfish Bowl" society in which everything anybody does is witnessed by everybody else. It would probably be the most virtuous society in history. The reason that tyranny immediate leaps to mind is that nobody ever proposes anything that radical. What they propose is that privacy be considered important in most cases (including their privacy), but not in yours. Like a mugger, they want privacy for themselves so they can do things to you. They want exposure for you so you can't do things back.

    The lesson is that when your government wants to watch you but doesn't want you watching back, beware.

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  44. Well, consider the history by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since Big Brotheresque things are associated with arbitrary abuse by seemingly unaccountable authorities who are also unaccountable if they retaliate later, people get afraid. How many human resources departments have written a person up for saying something that got taken the wrong way by a thin-skinned person? Look at how shop-lifting by young teens is treated. Do it 25 years ago and it's a sound whack on the wrist. Today, it ruins your future no matter if you go into the army and become a decorated war hero serving on the front lines.

    And the GOVERNMENT side of Big Brother has left more "little brothers" dead than all religious organizations and private corporations combined.

    So yeah, it doesn't a rocket scientists to figure out why in the modern world Big Brother is considered scary. In fact, I would consider it a form of psychotic detatchment from reality to be comfortable with him.

    1. Re:Well, consider the history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So yeah, it doesn't a rocket scientists to figure out why in the modern world Big Brother is considered scary. In fact, I would consider it a form of psychotic detatchment from reality to be comfortable with him."

      Like you'd have a choice or even know "big brother" powers exist, rulers have ruled human beings for thousands of years, such organizations would always remain abstracted from scrutiny. Those with the most money and power are abstracted away from the common man. Fact is Business and government are one and the same. They are two sides of the same coin: Business employs people and keeps them occupied, government enforces power to prevent unrest and to keep a tenuous balance between employers and workers.

      There's the flipside of big brother --> Private tyranny, although it would never seem like a tyranny, its basically private oligarchy with big brother-like characteristics. Where information on you is collected, stored and mined for profit and control of society without your consent... and this is all totally possible in modern markets and inevitable with the advent of technology and tracking.

      The internet and other electronic communciation systems is like one big orwellian machine, since everything you store or transmit on the net is 'held' briefly by some other party on it's way to it's destination. And there's no gaurantee that they'd "let go" or delete the data. Since net is too indispensable to modern life not to be used, I can only imagine the amount of data being correllated to people figuring out their choices, where they spend most of their time, their living patterns, etc, etc.

  45. Wal-Mart does this, I think. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A lot of big box stores do similar things. Look up at the cieling of your friendly local neighborhood Wal-Mart sometime. You'll see those black camera domes sticking down about every 20 feet or so.

    I did an estimate once, and in the Super Wal-Mart in my area, there would have literally been hundreds of cameras. While perhaps they're all real (if anyone would take surveillance to that obsessive a level, it would be Wally World), they don't all need to be. They could just have 25% or 50% of them actually set up with a camera inside, and the rest just empty black domes. Since you'll never know which ones are cameras and which ones are fake, you have to assume (if you're going to do any kind of significant shoplifting) that they're all real.

    Of course, the semi-intelligent person realizes that with that many cameras, and with the staffing levels at places like Wal-Mart, they can't possibly be actively watching all the cameras, all the time, particularly if every dome on the cieling was real...even viewed through multiplexers, each camera is only being monitored for a small fraction of the time it's on. (Unless there are warehouses full of people somewhere, staring at the live feeds; come to think if it, I wouldn't put that past Wal-Mart.)

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    1. Re:Wal-Mart does this, I think. by egriebel · · Score: 1
      Of course, the semi-intelligent person realizes that with that many cameras, and with the staffing levels at places like Wal-Mart, they can't possibly be actively watching all the cameras, all the time, particularly if every dome on the cieling [sic] was real.

      You may know that most of them are fake, but figuring out *which* ones are fake is the trick of it, that's why they don't make the domes clear :-)

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    2. Re:Wal-Mart does this, I think. by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      It hardly matters which ones are fake. The only thing that really matters is whether or not you can get the job done quickly enough. You might be seen for a brief instant by one or maybe two real cameras; but as long as you keep moving all the while you are in the store and make a good getaway afterward, the recording isn't really going to be much good to anyone.

      Of course, you could always persuade an under-age kid, or {better} several under-age kids, to wander round the store in the altogether while you were perpetrating your blag ..... this now makes the surveillance recordings Child Pornography and the entire security staff nonces.

      Perfect crimes get committed all the time. We just don't get to hear about them, because nobody is getting caught. The number one way to get yourself caught is, and always has been, not keeping your trap shut.

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    3. Re:Wal-Mart does this, I think. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      A lot of big box stores do similar things. Look up at the cieling of your friendly local neighborhood Wal-Mart sometime. You'll see those black camera domes sticking down about every 20 feet or so. I did an estimate once, and in the Super Wal-Mart in my area, there would have literally been hundreds of cameras. While perhaps they're all real (if anyone would take surveillance to that obsessive a level, it would be Wally World), they don't all need to be.

      I can't say about Wally World, but about 10 years ago I was working an electrical job in the ceiling of the Tropicana hotel in Las Vegas and I noticed that only 1 in three or so of those domes in the ceiling actually had a camera in 'em. Then again, that was when cameras were still large and expensive. A friend of mine who worked at Caesar's Palace says that nowadays every single one of those little bubbles has a camera. Really, the limitation is how much you can afford to spend on recording and monitoring. A casino can't afford not to have a camera on every table, door, and hallway and keep months of recorded activity on file, with a big security staff to keep it all going. Wally World, probably not so much. I bet only 1 in 5 of those cameras is "live", and then only goes to a DVR that keeps a week's worth of video.

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    4. Re:Wal-Mart does this, I think. by ArieKremen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not only Walmart. I did once a report for a police dept on the effectivness of various hi-tech deterrents, and they recommend that only 30% of all red-light camera boxes hold actual units. 2/3s of the units only hold flash units. Cameras are to be rotated on a bi-weekly schedule.

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    5. Re:Wal-Mart does this, I think. by egriebel · · Score: 1
      Not only Walmart. I did once a report for a police dept on the effectivness of various hi-tech deterrents, and they recommend that only 30% of all red-light camera boxes hold actual units. 2/3s of the units only hold flash units.
      Interesting!
      Cameras are to be rotated on a bi-weekly schedule.
      Was this to foil outsiders or inside shrinkage?!?
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    6. Re:Wal-Mart does this, I think. by ArieKremen · · Score: 1

      Shrinkage of the budget. This way they only had to maintain 1/3 of the cameras, but drivers were under the impression that all sites were constantly operational, especially since the flash would keep working even w/o a camera present.

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    7. Re:Wal-Mart does this, I think. by zacronos · · Score: 1
      Of course, the semi-intelligent person realizes that with that many cameras, and with the staffing levels at places like Wal-Mart, they can't possibly be actively watching all the cameras, all the time
      Which means they may not actually work very well for catching people in the act. However, as long as the video is recorded and saved for at least a couple days before being overwritten, it would be very feasible to search later (e.g. to provide evidence for prosecution or identification, once someone has been caught through some other means).
    8. Re:Wal-Mart does this, I think. by mmalove · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure they don't actively watch all of them, but they apparently watch enough to catch people - I got to witness security roll out and apprehend a kid who was trying to steal cough syrup (likely to get wasted off it). Certain areas such as the pharmacy and electronics departments probably house the bulk of the real cameras, and receive the majority of the monitoring. Just like 1984 - they don't have to watch you, they simply have to present the threat of watching you, and occasionally make good on that threat when people get brave.

      I've never shoplifted. I'd like to beleive it's because I'm a good, moral person, but I'm sure the presence of cameras heightening the related risks has had it's influence.

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    9. Re:Wal-Mart does this, I think. by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      Yes, Vegas casinos are obsessive about security. Besides the domed cameras, Expect many pinhole cameras. They are extreamely paranoid about their weekest link,
      The blackjack tables. They have banned table hopping, have the automatic continous shufflers, and the dealers are often trained in card-counting, and keep track of the count.
      Thus when a player seems to act differently when the count is high, or when the count is low, it becomes quite clear that the player is counting cards.
      Casinos also keep track of player's winnings, and will share these statictics with their competitors. If a player is consistantly exceeding the offical odds, for a significant period of time, then they are likely to be banned. On the other hand if a player seems to be consistantly losing money, and yet keeps coming back, the casino does well to encourage the player, as that player is making them money.

      Casinos will often employ facial recognician software, for keeping out the banned players, and other software, that tracks a players apparent 'nervousness'. A player that seems constantly nervous probably has something to hide.

      Security is probably the weakest at the poker tables, as generally the casinos cannot lose at the poker tables, because the dealer is not a casino employee. As long as the players are not using some method to read the other players cards, and do not have cards up their sleeves, the casino has little interest in the poker tables.

      I am not a casino employee, but this message is based on a few accounts by cassino employees, and a bit of speculation.

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    10. Re:Wal-Mart does this, I think. by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Likely inside, last I heard the vast majority of all theft happens as a result of dissatisfied employees.

      However, it's likely still cheaper to deal with that loss then to make your employees happy.

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  46. Yeah... if you think that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...surveillance cameras, or even just mere signs depicting surveillance will help keep people honest, then you ought to see what a large quantity of machinegun-wielding, jackbooted gestapos distributed uniformly around our cities can do for keeping the masses in line.

    Oh, wait...

  47. Human subject research? by the_tsi · · Score: 1

    I suspect the person in charge of this project needs a pair of eyes printed on his reminder to fill out all the paperwork to get research with human subjects approved.

  48. Anti-theft screensaver? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    I was wondering whether a screensaver of huge eyes, or maybe a realistically rendered human head that stared out into the room and looked around, would stop people from swiping stuff off of my desk.

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    1. Re:Anti-theft screensaver? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      That sure would be a cool screensaver.

      It's too bad the inventive and interesting or psycho (remember that old Mac one with all the fancy colors) don't get created anymore. Now it's just spyware and trojan laden crap and the default that comes with whatever operating system.

      Sigh.

    2. Re:Anti-theft screensaver? by bcat24 · · Score: 1

      Heh, imagine coupling a screen saver like that with a webcam. It could track things as they moved around the room.

    3. Re:Anti-theft screensaver? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Actually what would probably be a very effective theft deterrent was if you just had a camera (like an iSight or one of those built-in ones) and displayed the video in real time, full screen, on the computer's monitor as the screen saver.

      It's always unsettling to see yourself on TV, even if you logically believe that the signal isn't going anywhere. There's nothing that says "you're being watched" like your own face on a video monitor.

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    4. Re:Anti-theft screensaver? by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      I think something like Logitech's Orbit would be far more interesting, where it keeps an eye on you as you move around.

      Sure it might not be any better as far as actually seeing what is happening (potentially worse, since it can be tricked), but the creepyness of actually being "watched" could be worth it.

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  49. Re:Oh good god, I'd better not start seeing these. by Zygote-IC- · · Score: 1

    And consciously choose to STEAL the coffee!

    Screw the big eyes -- bring back Terry Tate, office linebacker.

  50. He Knows If You've Been Bad or Good So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Be Good for Goodness Sake.

    Whose eyes? Santa's eye's that whose.

  51. Just a method to catch attention? by F�an�ro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Humans are hardwired to focus on faces, or even just eyes.
    Maybe the eyes were just more noticeable than a less "eye-catching" textual reminder to pay?
    So the eyes made it less likely to forget the payment, but not because of guilt or fear, and a blinking light next to the notice would have the same effect?

    1. Re:Just a method to catch attention? by Visible+Employee · · Score: 1
      So the eyes made it less likely to forget the payment, but not because of guilt or fear, and a blinking light next to the notice would have the same effect?

      It's possible, but your first statement is also correct. Like the brains of other social animals, the human brain has a lot of built in circuitry to process facial expressions. Understanding the state of mind and being able to guess at the future actions of other people by reading their facial expressions has given us a major evolutionary advantage. A lot of that circuitry works below the threshold of conscious thought. There's a ton of research on this: Take a look here: http://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&q=fmri+fac ial+recognition

      In our research http://visibleemployee.org/ we've found that the same principles shown in the Newcastle study also work for employees in the workplace. Workplace monitoring systems do actually "catch" people doing bad things sometimes, but the greatest effect is the deterrent that comes from knowing you are being watched. I agree that there are important privacy issues at stake, but organizations (think VA data leak) also have a responsibility to make sure that their employees are doing the right stuff.

  52. Re:Application for porn surfing!! by giorgosts · · Score: 1

    Stick it in front of your monitor everytime you want to surf for porn

  53. Does what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It trebled the amount of money?

  54. Re:Spotting fake cameras by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

    Maybe there's no need to target pro thieves. What percentage of losses come from professional thieves, as opposed to kids or 'opportunist' thieves, or staff.

  55. Clerks by jkmullins · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Like Dante said in Clerks: "People see money on the counter and no one around, they think they're being watched."

  56. sounds more like managing the masses thru fear... by Super+Dave+Osbourne · · Score: 1

    and of course that works only if there is the opposite to contrast the person into this preferred behaviour. Eventually people will get fed up and revolt, and continued suppression thru violent means will result. Freedom is a perception, and when someone regardless of input feels that freedom is violated unjustly they will act in an undesirable and often dangerous way. I vote the cameras off the island.

  57. Obviously... by Etcetera · · Score: 1


    But whose eyes?

    Easy, Dr. T.J. Eckleburg's! Next question...?

  58. Mount some speakers.. by The+Creator · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...save on labor costs.

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    1. Re:Mount some speakers.. by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not really, since sicko woodchoppers probably would take twice or triple the time to cut down a tree. I think they'd try to do it as slowly as they can, to enjoy it even more, IMO.


      I just can imagine what Greenpeace would do in situations where trees can scream.

      This is getting soooo offtopic :P

    2. Re:Mount some speakers.. by The+Creator · · Score: 2, Funny

      That does'nt matter since they will do it for free, maby you can even charge them for the pleasure :)

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    3. Re:Mount some speakers.. by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      Wow... that's a whole new point of view. Any country with massive forests would get rich

    4. Re:Mount some speakers.. by rjshields · · Score: 1

      Sssh! You just discovered the plot of the Hostel sequel!

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    5. Re:Mount some speakers.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      yeah, and Canada would rule the world...

  59. Had one at the Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it went away cause people didnt pay, what's up with people that earn good (cause we do) that they can't pay for a candybar??

  60. Re:Oh good god, I'd better not start seeing these. by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on... If they put them in the bathroom, they're just *begging* for artistic editing to be done to them. A pair of eyes? Where's my sharpie? This needs a nose, a mouth, a couple ears, some goofy hair and a mustache.....

  61. Mmm... by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Interesting
    They've started putting radar boxes up on streets near where I live. These things tell you how fast you're going but don't seem to be hooked up to a camera anywhere. The speed limit along most of those roads is 35 or occasionally 25 and people routinely used to do 45 - 55 or faster along them. Since these boxes went up it's rare to see anyone speeding through there. And you'll see someone do a jackrabbit start from the lights and then hit their brakes a few seconds later when the box flashes at them to slow down. I've been expecting people to become desensitized to them eventually but 3 months in it's still rare to see anyone speeding once they pass that box.

    I suspect that these things will be removed once the various local governments realize they're affecting ticket revenues.

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  62. (@) l (@) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    now behave!

  63. Tend to thine own house first. by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Funny

    thats "trebled", not tripled ;)

    I am certain that one as perspicacious as thou was not remiss in making proper use of thine Capitals and Punctuation when reprimanding yonder knave for his abuse of the King's English.

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    1. Re:Tend to thine own house first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am certain that one as perspicacious as thou was not remiss in making proper use of thine Capitals and Punctuation when reprimanding yonder knave for his abuse of the King's English.

      Thou must then'st surely ken that the objective usage be'est 'thee', not 'thou'.

    2. Re:Tend to thine own house first. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Eh, I knew I was bound to screw something up in that. Out of curiosity, are there any good resources for learning proper older English grammar? (Free and online would be a bonus.)

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  64. sexiest watching eyes ever by pikine · · Score: 1
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  65. It works both ways, you know by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which is exactly why government secrecy is so dangerous. The lack of oversight breeds corruption. There is no difference in the bureaucrat and the petty criminal in this regard, because human nature is universal.

    Of course, you won't hear those big brother loving law-n-order types say that.

  66. It makes me sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm certainly not the most honest person in the world, but it always makes me sad when people violate rules of cooperation even in environments where the damage directly affects them. It's not the remoteness of the victim that makes them forget it's wrong or helps them rationalize it. They simply take advantage of others who still believe in the overall benefits of cooperation and fairness without the overhead and chilling effects of permanent control. What kind of person steals from their coworkers? Don't they realize how that changes the working atmosphere?

  67. So in fact xeyes are what really created Linux? ;) by D4C5CE · · Score: 1
    We can manipulate [i.e. trigger/induce] altruistic behaviour with a pair of fake eyeballs
    Doesn't look good for the chair-throwing folk, not at all: they've never had anything like it on their desktops...
  68. Smile at the security camera... by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    Smile at the security camera, there is an angel on the other side.

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  69. I know someone that could use this by amigabill · · Score: 1

    My office has bought a soda machine and two snack vendnig machines in response to relatively poor honesty. There's still just a regular freezer for ice cream though, and we occasionally get emails about that. I think a nice picture of a guy watching over us, with a moustache and everything, could help out. I'll have to look up the 1984 poster description and try to come up with something to present to the snack guy.

  70. Ive seen it too by gentimjs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Im the network admin here, and I got sick and tired of people trying to fix the printer and clear paper jams on thier own, since they rarely did so properly and often took half the machine apart and broke things causing extended downtine. Administrativly I have no "teeth" to make them stop (they dont know this) so I just put up a non-functional camera on the wall up in the corner pointed at the printer.
    -instantly- I had people coming to ask for my help fixing the printer.

  71. similar things in germany by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    in germany everyone likes driving fast... speed traps don't stop them, because people report the traps on the radio, the system just doesn't work

    but apart from that - in some residential areas there are machines that measure your speed and if you're too fast, it displays it on a big red digital readout... although you have nothing to lose there (being to fast doesn't get you into trouble) interestingly people drive slow there...

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    1. Re:similar things in germany by ArmyOfFun · · Score: 1

      I see similar devices in the US as well (I see them in school zones a lot). The ones I've seen are on top of a small trailer so they can be moved around town. Although, they have the opposite of the intended effect on me. In areas where I normally travel the speed limit, I go much faster trying to get the sign to register as high as possible before I pass it.

  72. Think that's bad? by deanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's funny how people think this is "so bad" when something worse has been going on for a very long time now.

    The novel "1984" also featured "Newspeak", which they used to try and get rid of all "undesirable" words and concepts. Bad? Nope... "Ungood".

    That's been going on for years now with people trying to force everyone else to be "politically correct" when they speak.

  73. hi, I'm an anecdote! by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    And I've decided that Neighborhood Watch programs just don't work!

    Normally, I'd cite statistics of crime in neighborhoods with/without these programs, but that was too much work. So I decided to make an unfounded assertion and hope for +5 insightful!

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    1. Re:hi, I'm an anecdote! by koyangi · · Score: 1

      So I decided to make an unfounded assertion and hope for +5 insightful!

      I am guessing that this was sarcasm, but you have almost made it (+4 insightful at the time of this post).
      Boggles the mind...

    2. Re:hi, I'm an anecdote! by Nocterro · · Score: 1

      Damnit, could people stop exploiting the meta-humor bug in the moderation system? Or at least give me a +5 funny regardless?

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  74. Re:Points out some of the negative aspects of priv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are absolutely right. The real question is not privacy vs. no privacy. It is WHO has access and control. I think that far from governments having access to people's communications records it should be electors having access to records of whom their elected representatives are talking to. We need more surveillance on politicians. The good old fashioned journalists used to have this function, but where are they today?

  75. Mod me up! by Nuffsaid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pleeease! I'm victim of a cruel lameness filter!
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    1. Re:Mod me up! by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      Are those eyes, or is it cold in here?

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  76. Re:Points out some of the negative aspects of priv by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    I recommend reading The Truth Machine

  77. This works by odie_q · · Score: 1

    I saw a similar thing at a place I did some IT work. They had a really menacing caricature of Jesus looking sternly right at you, and the caption "Om du inte pröjsar kommer Jesus och tar dig!", which translates to "Pay up or Jesus will come and get you!".

    I always paid for my coffee there.

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  78. How about not getting the coffee if you don't pay? by master_p · · Score: 1

    I am not familiar with the honesty boxes, but in my workplace there is a coffee machine that you have to 'insert coin' to get a cup. There is no surveillance issue with this setup.

  79. Oblig. Deus Ex excerpt by cortana · · Score: 1

    JC DENTON
    I don't see anything amusing about spying on people.

    MORPHEUS
    Human beings feel pleasure when they are watched. I have recorded their smiles
    as I tell them who they are.

    JC DENTON
    Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance.

    MORPHEUS
    The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can
    implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.

    JC DENTON
    Electronic surveillance hardly inspired reverence. Perhaps fear and obedience,
    but not reverence.

    MORPHEUS
    God and the gods were apparitions of observation, judgment, and punishment.
    Other sentiments toward them were secondary.

    JC DENTON
    No one will ever worship a software entity peering at them through a camera.

    MORPHEUS
    The human organism always worships. First it was the gods, then it was fame
    (the observation and judgment of others), next it will be the self-aware
    systems you have built to realize truly omnipresent observation and judgment.

    JC DENTON
    You underestimate humankind's love of freedom.

    MORPHEUS
    The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups
    is impossible, and so is civilization.
    The human being created civilization not because of a willingness but because
    of a need to be assimilated into higher orders of structure and meaning.
    God was a dream of good government.
    You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands.
    I was made to assist you.
    I am a prototype of a much larger system.

  80. Only if it's a 2-way street by Phoenix666 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'll be happy to have George W. Bush and Karl Rove know my every move as long as I get to know their every move. If anything, they should know nothing about what we do whilst we know every move they make. After all, they work for us.

    If neither of those scenarios work, then they can butt the hell out of our lives.

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  81. Honesty Box? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
    Oh, is that what that is?

    I call it my "afternoon snack fund".

  82. Honestly by who's standards? by slocan · · Score: 1

    From the article:


    But if just a photocopied pair of eyes can treble honesty [...].

    Even if there is a causal nexus between the presence of a picture of eyes and a behaviour change, it certainly dose not necessarily imply more honesty. Honesty would be to pay when not being watched. To pay only because one is being watched is hypocrisy.


    Therefore, vigilance alone can might as well lead to hypocrisy, being directed and affecting those who would not comply voluntarily to a given set of arbitrary rules. Voluntary compliance can stem from education, propaganda, convincement, seduction etc. (Notwithstanding if these means are related or not to any sort of truthfulness. I.e. Voluntary compliance can also stem from a purposefully deceitful or unintended misguided education, propaganda, convincement, seduction.)


    "On another hand" the point that behaviour complies to arbitrary standards deserves some thought that such social standards are not esasily defined as absolutes, being value related and consequently a highly subjective matter.

  83. Re:Points out some of the negative aspects of priv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I believe that privacy is a prerequisite to freedom. Your goldfish bowl society would indeed be a tyranny - of the majority. A free society is only sustainable with dissent. Without deviation from the majority rule, there is no way to adapt to new challenges. Dissent needs a time of protection until has grown strong enough that it can fend for itself.

    What happened to a concept called "conscience"? That strong urge to refrain from doing something because it feels wrong. You know that feeling, or don't you? That was an effective way of maintaining a level of cooperativeness. It made people honest without surveillance, but at the same time it was non-uniform enough to allow dissent to grow when necessary.

  84. Mannequins by ItsIllak · · Score: 1

    I've always thought that shops that have well dressed dolls dotted around the shop probab have less of a security problem. If you're doing something wrong, you're aware of bodies watching - whether or not they're real is immaterial, out of the corner of your eye, it could be the latest dkny clothing, or it could be a man in blue with ego issues.

  85. Whose eyes?? by Baikala · · Score: 1

    Nataly Portman's of course.. petrified , hot grids... you know the rest. You've got to admit she has pretty eyes.

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  86. Oh yeah, it works alright! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    I had some Mexican gang bangers living next door to me, they were selling drugs out of the house and walking around with guns trying to intimidate me.

    I had heard that Mexicans are very superstitious about stuff like "the evil eye" and other silly nonsense like that. So I went online and found a high res photo of an eye, I printed it out in poster format and taped the poster up in my window. The window faced their back porch directly where they all hung out smoking and drinking. A few days of this huge eye staring at them and they moved out. Yes, indeed, they rented a U-haul truck and packed it up..

    I can't PROVE it was the eye that did it but what else?

  87. Big Brother Is Watching..... by foQ · · Score: 1

    I'm in Information Security and have often thought about hitting up our web guy to put a set of watching eyes on the intranet homepage. I also have been trying to find a nice poster of watching eyes to put in my office. I think I'll give that a try and see if the visits to "not-for-work" sites goes down.

  88. What if Big Brother is an a**hole? by nysus · · Score: 1

    Big Brother is OK if he's a good guy. I don't mind Big Brother watching benevolently over me if that's the case. But what if he's an asshole and uses his power over me to increase his own? And what if Big Brother is my political enemy and I stand in the way of him accumulating more power? I can be sure Big Brother will do anything to use the information he has about me to undercut my ability to fight him. He can even play mean and dirty tricks against me.

    No, I don't trust Big Brother because I don't know who Big Brother is now or who he will turn out to be in the future.

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  89. Re:Spotting fake cameras by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

    Some fake cameras are easy to spot and pro theives are quick to spot them. If you want to be effective, either put up real cameras or use dummy cameras from the manufacture of real cameras. A warped painted lens is a dead giveaway of a dummy. A Sanyo dummy using a real camera case, lens, and cables is the twin of the real camera except the guts are missing.

    Yeah, if you're buying a dummy cam, get something like that. Any of the cheap crap you see with a lit LED on the front is obviously a dummy. In 5 years of maintaining real, functional security cams, I haven't seen a single one that had a power LED on the front.

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  90. One glowing red eye by vestigial.organs · · Score: 0

    ...rimmed in fire. Boohahahah!

  91. Re:Points out some of the negative aspects of priv by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I believe that privacy is a prerequisite to freedom. Your goldfish bowl society would indeed be a tyranny - of the majority. A free society is only sustainable with dissent. Without deviation from the majority rule, there is no way to adapt to new challenges. Dissent needs a time of protection until has grown strong enough that it can fend for itself.

    It's an interesting point, but not one which follows with logical necessity. As a practical matter, any move towards a radically open society would be a step toward tyranny, because those with power would ensure that it is not done in an even handed way. It's more of a thought experiment.

    However I don't think that a radically open society would logically have to be a tyranny, if we assume that nobody has any privacy at all. Because in that case every individual is a minority. It's like the nuclear doctrine of mutually assured destruction. You could not plot to go after those perverts who are attracted to women's shoes, because (a) those people would know you were plotting and (b) they would know you are a pervert who is wearing women's underwear while you are doing it. Persecution necessarily implies inequality: one party must be vulnerable, the other invulnerable. You could certainly try to go after people for being minorities, but they would know it and know your vulnerabilities.

    Imagine information about people as being like a gun. It's a bad thing if only some people are allowed to have guns. If there were no guns at all (even in state hands) that's OK. And maybe if everyone has guns, on average it would be OK too, although bad things would happen from time to time as people acted with irrational hostility and in return got themselves shot in a vendetta.

    The value of the thought experiment I think is this. If the freedom of the common man is important, then the privacy of the common man should be guarded closely, but the powerful should have no privacy, at least as bears on their actions that excercise power of the common people.

    What happened to a concept called "conscience"? That strong urge to refrain from doing something because it feels wrong. You know that feeling, or don't you? That was an effective way of maintaining a level of cooperativeness. It made people honest without surveillance, but at the same time it was non-uniform enough to allow dissent to grow when necessary.

    That simply is not true. We are social animals. The kind of theoretical ethics of personal principles are just that: theories. Our social behavior is governed by social rewards and punishments: loss or gain of status, acceptance, cooperation and so forth.

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  92. mod as funny by kop · · Score: 1

    OO

  93. Human feature? Or just human nature? by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >I think the important thing here is the possibility that these eyes could be giving the coffee fund a human feature.

    I doubt it. I think it's pretty plain that human nature is to do what you want. And most people, if they think they can get away with it, will do just that. Most people probably drive the speed limit not because of the human features of speed limit signs or speedometers, but because they fear the consequences of getting caught. But if they feel that they won't get caught, they'll speed.

    Every action humans choose to do is based on weighing the perceived benefits vs. the perceived cost. Whenever the perceived benefit outweighs the perceived cost, most will chose the beneficial action.

    In this case, the eyes increase the perception that you will get caught stealing, and the benefit of stealing is not outweight by the perceived cost of getting caught. Thus, more people choose to pay.

    Steve

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  94. Faux Panopticon, or guilt trip? by KI0PX · · Score: 1

    Jeremy Bentham, a British utilitarian philosopher (and godfather to John Stuart Mill, of "On Liberty" fame) used sort of the same idea in a prison design he called the Panopticon.

    The Panopticon is designed such that all of the cells can be watched by a single observer (thus cutting down on the number of guards required), but from the cell you can't tell whether you are being observed or not. A prisoner who can't tell if he is being observed will act nicer than a prisoner who knows he is not being observed.

    However, I'm not convinced that it is the same effect. If I weren't paying for my coffee, and then a sign was posted with just a pair of eyes, I'd get the message that they knew somebody was gypping the pot. Perhaps a sign saying "Pay up, cheapskate" would have the same effect.

  95. Marty Feldman's Eyes by syrrys · · Score: 0

    DAMN YOUR EYES!

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  96. Where to put the eyes by wardk · · Score: 1

    In every congressional office in the land, the cameras manned by the general public.

    every backdoor meeting where the public's business is done.

    big brother needs to be US CITIZENS spying the GOV'T, not the other way around.

  97. The Eyes by BarkLouder · · Score: 0

    It's interesting that the eyes had no effect whatsoever on the honest people.

  98. Wakedrink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you say coffee in NewSpeak?

    1. Re:Wakedrink by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Doubleplus Caffeine

  99. I was going to blow this thread off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was going to blow this thread off but Einstein's puppy dog eyes made me click.

  100. Re:Points out some of the negative aspects of priv by Creepy · · Score: 1

    take it one step further - apply a gun to the person's temple. Nothing says honesty like "if you're lying to me I'm going to blow your f**king head off."

        Yes, I've been in a situation close to that thanks to an apartment in college that had previously been tenanted (squatted in, I found out later) by a drug dealer. Seems the high (he confessed he'd done a speedball to get his courage up), at least somewhat-drunk (he had a cheap beer in hand), cigarette smoking man (and that unfiltered cigarette ash was coming awfully close to that beer hand at one point) wanted money the dealer owed him and didn't realize that the guy had been kicked out 2 months previous. After repeatedly having him tour and check every closet in that apartment and several unsteady moments where I told him to check his cigarette (he would not take his shifty eyes off of me and thought I was trying to trick him), I think he came down enough to realize that maybe I was telling the truth and made a beeline out of the place.

        While I never saw/heard about that guy getting arrested, I did see the drug dealer he was looking for money from get arrested a couple of weeks later. Though I'd seen him before in the neighborhood, I hadn't identified him before the arrest - the revealing factor was him getting arrested with this pale white girl (he was very dark black - so it was yin and yang) with railroad tracks since she had repeatedly stopped by my place looking for her boyfriend when she was too wasted to remember he had been evicted.

  101. What I'm wondering... by wathiant · · Score: 1

    ...is if the emount of coffee used has also trebled. I don't see anything about the possible impact of the eyes on the need for more (or less) coffee. Maybe the people are hypnotized by the eyes... *queue twilight zone music* ... to drink more coffee and come back late at night to work as underpaid zombies, looking for spare change in the brains of their fellow employees.

  102. red dwarf signs by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    "Vote fascist for a third glorious decade in total law-enforcement"
    "Become a government informer. Betray your family and friends. Fabulous prizes to be won"

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    Man, you really need that seminar!
  103. Jesus is Watching You Masturbate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus is Watching You Masturbate.

    1. Re:Jesus is Watching You Masturbate by peter303 · · Score: 1

      The "fear of God" was semi-effective in my youth (except for this activity) until I somewhat outgrew it. It still works strongly for many in the population. But they still can rationalize against it.

  104. Classic example in toilet design by ianscot · · Score: 1

    This has been around for a while, but it's an even better example -- they improved it over time by moving the fly's image slightly off center. The image of a fly on the bottom of a urinal cut "spillage" by 80 percent:

    http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fly_in_ur inal.htm

    (In answer to the post I'm linking to, there, a black dot or target wasn't as effective as the not-quite-realistic fly. Men didn't aim for a truly real-looking fly, either.)

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  105. Obviously you're already watching in some sense? by ianscot · · Score: 1

    Obviously we all know that not all people -- or in my case not all men -- do wash their hands. For that to be true, we've all got to have witnessed people not doing it. Forget the eyes on the wall, these people have ignored actual witnesses.

    (I've seen salespeople slapping each other's backs and shaking hands in the rest room -- without washing. Egh. Smarmy handshakes are awful even when they're hygenic.)

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    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  106. sociopath by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The definition of sociopath is someone doesnt given a "flying f**k" about what others think, whether the others are strangers or close associates. (Its kind of a circular deinition if you think about it.) Humans/primates are genetically programmed to care about what the public and relatives think about them, but a small and signification percentage (@5% I heard) evade this programming. I dont think even "TVs everywhere" will stop sociopaths either.

  107. And announcements too.. by pentalive · · Score: 1

    The walmart near me makes an ocaisonal announcement "Security Camera in department (some number)" or somthing to the effect of "Please record what's going on in department (number). Since the general public has no idea which department is which number, they could be recording in any department (or none if It's just a "Big Brother" ploy).

    1. Re:And announcements too.. by breckinshire · · Score: 1

      I used to work at Walmart back in college, and we were told to make that announcement if we thought someone was acting suspiciously in our section. I diligently did this up until a couple of days before I left, when I found out that these announcements are just to spook people and that no recording is going on. We were also told to request security to come to our department, when we did not, in fact, employ a security guard, uniformed or otherwise.

  108. Quote by RickBauls · · Score: 1

    "There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork."

  109. Whose eyes? by alexo · · Score: 1


    Bette Davis, of course.

  110. Thirst by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    Wrong conclusion. Eyes make people nearly three times as thirsty as flowers.

    -Peter

    1. Re:Thirst by narcc · · Score: 1
      Eyes make people nearly three times as thirsty as flowers.

      I'm confused. Do you mean Eyes make people nearly three times more thirsty than the thurst of flowers? -or- Do you mean that Eyes are nearly three times more effective than flowers at making people thirsty?
    2. Re:Thirst by pete-classic · · Score: 1
      From the (fucking) article:

      Prices were unchanged, but each week there was a photocopied picture at the top of the list, measuring 15 by 3 centimetres, of either flowers or the eyes of real faces. The faces varied but the eyes always looked directly at the observer.

      In weeks with eyes on the list, staff paid 2.76 times as much for their drinks as in weeks with flowers.


      Now, what do you think I meant?

      -Peter
  111. universal feed accessvs ubiquitous cameras? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I recall reading in Scientific American a few years back that Moore's Law in appliances were going to make cheap and widespread use of cameras widely available. We are seeing that now. Can that be abused? Certainly! Governemnt police can abuse it. Busibody spies can abuse it as seen in the growing number of "candid camera" blogs.
    A suggested counteraction was to reguire all video recordings madeavailable, which could be possible with the web and for commercial and government cameras. Then the public could "police the police". Already we see a little of this with GPS/Google Map/Mobile enabled blogs of all known cameras in some urban areas. Perhaps some entrapenuer will invent a little "camera detector" that will signal when a hot camera is nearby.

  112. This is the solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly, the thing to do now is put these pictures in every home.

    Better yet, make them actual cameras, so if a crime takes place it will be recorded!

    After all, the only people made uncomfortably by this will be the criminals, the people who dont pay for their coffee.

    PS. Posting anon as I don`t want to be credited when the UK government uses my argument. You know they get their material from postings on the internet.

  113. Re:Points out some of the negative aspects of priv by giafly · · Score: 1
    Re: I think it's pretty well established that people are more honest when they're being watched ;-).
    That depends on who's watching. See peer pressure and cult.
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  114. Re:Points out some of the negative aspects of priv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We are social animals

    I think that's exactly what's going wrong. We're not animals. By reducing us to animals, you deny our self-consciousness which enables us to reflect on our own actions. But even under that assumption, you could see conscience as a particularly strong neural connection between unacceptable behaviour and punishment (or absence of unacceptable behaviour and gratification). The result is the right behaviour even when you are not watched. I think that would serve us as a society and individuals much better than any system where we're under permanent surveillance.

    You could not plot

    You wouldn't need to. Pervasive majority rule is a problem even if the majority is unmanipulated. I like to think of it in terms of algorithms: Think of society as a program trying to solve problems. Obviously it's a heuristic program. There are certain heuristics which do better than others because they don't rule out small negative deviations. This property enables them to reach solutions which are globally better, whereas a heuristic which only considers improvements might only reach a local optimum. A society without protected space for dissent rules out negative developments and can't reach a better solution because the local optimum is surrounded by such negative developments. I believe that war happens when a society is locked into such a local optimum. Consequently I believe that dissent and deviation is a prerequisite to a free (and peaceful) society.

  115. Big Brother is Training You by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    A picture of watching eyes that aren't actually watching is not "Big Brother".

    Hidden eyes that are actually watching and then take action: that's "Big Brother".

    When those same eyes are everywhere, public and private, and have total power, that's the Big Brother of George Orwell's _1984_ (read it if you haven't).

    Since just a picture of blind eyes keeps people "honest", actually internalizing the monitor themselves, why go to all the bother and cost of wiring everyone? For the raw, unlimited power.

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    1. Re:Big Brother is Training You by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      A picture of watching eyes that aren't actually watching is not "Big Brother".



      Oh. Then why does the second paragraph in the first chapter describe, in great detail, the posters of Big Brother that seem to be ubiquitous ?



      Hidden eyes that are actually watching and then take action: that's "Big Brother".



      No, that's only part of it. The telescreens and the regular police watch quite openly, and they are very much part of the system that makes up "Big Brother". Along with the ubiquitous posters.

    2. Re:Big Brother is Training You by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      And just the letters "B B" aren't "Big Brother", either. As I pointed out, people have been using posted pictures of eyes to keep people honest for millennia, without that forming Big Brother.

      The hidden cameras and unlimited enforcement are most certainly essential parts of Big Brother. Try reading the whole book and then say something when you're informed. The iron boot in the face is important, too.

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  116. Watching Eyes by Inqy · · Score: 1

    The same study was conducted in retail stores by putting lifesize cardboard police officers in stores. Shoplifting dropped 60%

    1. Re:Watching Eyes by praksys · · Score: 1

      Yep, this is a pretty old idea, though the discovery that you can get a similar effect just with a pair of eyes, rather than a life-size fake cop, is new. I seem to remember that the effect of the fake cops wore off over time though, and I would be surprised if that did not happen with the eyes as well. Once people get used to them they will go back to their usual behavior.

  117. A legitimate study? by crossmr · · Score: 1

    a study done in the researcher's own office? I'm not sure how much credibility I'd give that outside their limited office. There are such things as anomolies, and this doesn't even mention how many weeks. They only did it in a single department. Maybe start spreading it around and studying the effects in various randomly chosen offices, however releasing the results has tainted any immediate study and you'll have to wait a year so that its not fresh on people's minds.

  118. Re:How about not getting the coffee if you don't p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honesty boxes are used mainly in smaller offices where a commercial coffee dispenser is impractical (due to rental costs, small office size, etc).

    A regular home coffeepot is then used (since they are inexpensive to purchase, and easy to use). Since the machine is not meant to handle money, a tin is put out beside it so that people can contribute to cover the costs of the coffee, filters, etc.

  119. thermos by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    >I always pay up at the coffee pot, for I fear one day
    >there won't be any! Then I'll be out $2 a cup from $LOCAL_CHAIN.
    >Don't bite the hand that caffeinates you!

    I admire your honesty, but highly recommend a device known as the "thermos" :)

  120. Meanwhile, in a photographer's studio... by Chagatai · · Score: 1
    So far, one Slashdotter thinks she is pissed. Another thinks she is sad. This is awesome. Somewhere in the world, there is a woman whose facial expressions are so abstract that no one can determine what she is thinking. Could you imagine the photographer snapping her pics? "Now I want you to look sad, like you are looking into the distance for a lost love... no, that looks like you are constipated.... no, that looks like you are confused...." Meanwhile, she has not changed a single muscle in her face.

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    1. Re:Meanwhile, in a photographer's studio... by wishmechaos · · Score: 1

      Somewhat like the Mona Lisa

  121. Whose eyes? by Dannon · · Score: 1

    But whose eyes?

    I vote for Irish eyes. Because when Irish eyes are smiling...

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    Experience comes from bad judgment.
  122. whose eyes? by aminorex · · Score: 1

    I nominate Siouxsie Sioux!

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  123. Trebled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trebled? What language is that?

  124. xeyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I run xeyes at work just to keep me from goofing off and posting to slashdot...eh..um..forget it.

  125. Follow-up by ElecCham · · Score: 1

    The interesting follow-up experiment would be to attempt to figure out which people still don't pay (with a hidden camera elsewhere?) and see if you can find psychological traits in common. I suspect that you'd find some reasonable basis for mild sociopathy amongst those people - the people in whom the "I'm being watched" is then overriden by "nope, they're fake" and goes on to do something antisocial anyway.

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  126. By definition, an anonymous study has no controls by nick_davison · · Score: 1

    Weekly coffee jar takings (default): $10

    Adding $17.80 from your own pocket for each of 4 "sample" weeks to ensure you get a sensational result: $71.20

    Internet hype: Free

    An extra year of educational grants $50,000.

    Knowing you scammed the system by anonymously dropping under $20/week in to a coffee jar and thus got $50,000 for the next year: Priceless.

  127. actually by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1

    It was sarcasm about the post above. I didn't expect to get any mods except maybe flamebait. Shows what I know. (next to nothing! I'm a manager!)

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  128. Heard of Communism? by gorrepati · · Score: 1

    Heard of Communism and the total lack of privacy that results in those countries? The deal is, it only works until it does not bother those affected too much.Corner a cat, and we all know what happens...

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  129. cameras vs god by wardk · · Score: 1

    used to be people were held honest knowing their particular god is watching

    now the gov't and corporate nannies are our gods

    guess the world needs more heretics

  130. Fix by Kamineko · · Score: 1
    Okay... so, we react to the eyes. Fair enough.


    *hangs his coat on top of the honesty box*


    Nobody sees the eyes or the box.

  131. Re:why not just use google to be a big brother by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the thing about big brother was that you could see the face of the person watching you so you knew you were being watched...

    but CCTV is just a camera and you don't know if anyone is paying attention

    speaking of which there is a neat google hack that you can look at unsecured video cameras around the world. most of this are just public web cams people setup. most are in Japan or in Europe and even some of them have movable cameras

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=inurl%3A%22Vi ewerFrame%3FMode%3D%22&btnG=Google+Search

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=intitle%3A%22 WJ-NT104+Main+Page%22&btnG=Google+Search

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  132. Old Joke by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    Sailor: 'In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the "head"'.
    Marine: 'In the Corps, they teach us not to pee on our hands'

    Thanx, I'll be here the whole lunch break. Don't forget to tip your waitress and return her to an upright and locked position before landing.

    Please note that I DO wash, but I still get a grin thinking about smacking down snooty squids. Navy Corpsmen (medics) have my utmost respect, but the rest of them ... meh, they'll have to earn it.

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  133. Whose eyes? Terry Tate's. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  134. Kevin Smith, Clerks & "Honesty through paranoi by mingrassia · · Score: 1

    The whole premise for this story was stated back in 1994 in the movie "Clerks".

    Dante Hicks: Theoretically, people see money on the counter, and no one around, they think they're being watched.

    Veronica: Honesty through paranoia.

    reference

    This whole story is more about human nature and less about "big brother". I'm glad that we have "scientists" with the foresight to research such obvious topics ;-)

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  135. Most Effective Eyes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the left, you could use an eye of Laura Mars, and on the right, one from Bette Davis.

  136. Re:Points out some of the negative aspects of priv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flamebait? Huh?

  137. Sauron's eye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems obvious enough. Keep the fans honest at least. Every comic book shop should have a giant Sauron's Eye poster on the wall.

  138. The eyes... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    have it...

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  139. Watching by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Well of course we're supposed to watch the government, that's rather the point of a democracy! You're not supposed to go in blind every four years and pick a guy with the nicest syllables in his name, you're supposed to pay attention to what is going on.

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  140. CleanInter.net uses this on their "blocked" page by rdmiller3 · · Score: 1

    CleanIneter.net, a "christian" filtering service, uses an animated gif on their "BLOCKED!" page. It looks like a security camera which is pointing at the blocked URL and then it swings up to look out at you!

    It's surprisingly disconcerting, despite the fact that I've seen it so often. I guess a lot of words in Esperanto look like naughty words in English... like "Asia Carrera" which I swear only means "Taiwanese Automotive Parts". ;-)

  141. I just don't get it by tdelaney · · Score: 1

    In my office, we use the honour system - and it works (for chips, chocolates, etc). Additionally, I would trust *any* of my co-workers not to screw me over (even my managers). I can't say the same for higher management, but they're in the USA ...

    Maybe that's the difference between engineers and marketing/sales/everyone else. Or maybe it's the difference between Australians and people from the USA.

  142. Moderate this response upward ! by adageable · · Score: 1

    oo I can feel the triple moderation boost kicking in. oo

  143. The Swiss knew that already by tamasko · · Score: 1

    On most of the Swiss public transportation system, you can see an iconized eye watching you as you buy your ticket or enter a vehicle. It's supposed to mean that on that particular vehicle, there is no systematic control, only random checks. The picture at the link below clearly depicts the sticker on a retired trolleybus from Geneva: http://www.legenevois.ch/reportages/tbfbw/depart/P ICT0758001.jpg

  144. I wonder... by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 1

    If I made a bumper sticker with watching eyes if people would drive better?

  145. Only the picture? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
    But researchers have discovered that merely a picture of watching eyes trebled the amount of money paid.

    Apparently the effect of a bunch of guys with clipboards watching people from across the room was deemed negligible...

  146. re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of a quote that I think about often:

      "I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law." -Aristotle

  147. Better Solution by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
    Either..

    Stop playing psychriatrist on what I know you call "those people", realize they are your workers whom you should appreciate, and cough up the dough for the coffee. (A nice place to work)

    Or..

    have no coffee anywhere except vending machines. (um .. sure I like working here)

    You know, more and more companies no longer have "sick days". or "Christmas bonus's" and this is in the US, which among the hardest working people in the world. (compare the number of work days amongst the countries of the world).. and you want to worry over the cost of a cup of coffee ?

    frickin penny pinching bean countin scrooge bastards

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  148. Unwatched Cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if they video feeds are being shown on backroom displays, there's no guarantee they're being watched. In a supermarket I worked for, the camera feeds were shown in the store director's office, but he never watched them. Perhaps they were being recorded, but I never saw a box for that.

  149. Re:Oh good god, I'd better not start seeing these. by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

    Precisely :D *sips stolen beverage*

  150. Bet on diminishing returns by Jivecat · · Score: 1

    Earlier this year, the Washington D.C. Metro held a competition to find a new voice for the subway's automatic announcements. Part of the reason for this was that riders had gotten too familiar with the old voice and had started to ignore the "doors closing" warning.

    Seems to me that the coffee room eyes would have to be replaced periodically as well, because as people got used to them they'd start to ignore them.

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