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  1. Re:Well deserved on Lord Of The Rings - Oscars, We Loves Them · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Moderators: Insightful? I laughed my ass off reading this, and you mod it INSIGHTFUL.

    I only hope, AKnightCowboy really was joking, otherwise he might get mad at me for my rofling and loling.

  2. Re:11 Wins on Lord Of The Rings - Oscars, We Loves Them · · Score: 1
    why would you treat it line one?


    because 11 / 3 11 ;)
  3. Re:Yay! on Lord Of The Rings - Oscars, We Loves Them · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    But that's not fantasy, that's FACT.

    Maybe someone could make a movie about evolution, now THAT would be fantasy.

  4. Re:Obligatory on Fired Via Instant Message · · Score: 1
    HR: All your jobs are belong to us!


    all your JOB! learn english, assmaster!
  5. Re:Devs must have had fun on Midway's Controversial NARC Update Ups Drug Intake · · Score: 4, Funny
    They are geeks. They didn't take all those drugs themselves, that would have been way too much boring, repetetive work. They constructed a translation program that takes as its input chemical formulas and outputs perfect C Code for either OpenGL or DirectX.

    Of course, for regression testing and debugging, they had to throw a few parties for every build. And because it was developed in a Continuous Integration process, there was a lot of testing. And because of the parties, there was a lot of debugging. Actually, it was kinda recursive. Like in that song, "Smoke Two Joints":


    I smoke two joints before i smoke two joints /

    and then i smoke two more.


    Yeah, like anybody would bother to read through that much text just to mod it "+1, Funny".
  6. Re:Hmm... on Microsoft Code in Every HD-DVD Player · · Score: 1
    All logitech mice and even the lowly Apple (n)one-button mouse are suitable for right- and lefthanded people.


    Sorry to disagree, but if you hold my Logitech Cordless Mouseman Optical in your left hand for more than three minutes your fingers will be taking irreparable damage. (Of course there might be a left-handed model available, didn't check.)
  7. Re:Hmm... on Microsoft Code in Every HD-DVD Player · · Score: 1
    No, no. This has nothing to do with DRM. It's a video codec.


    But do you think zee mp3-terrorists will care?
  8. Re:A NEW UNCOVER SECRETS ABOUT ANYONES!! teheknfd on U.S. is World Leader in Spam · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just looking at the horribly butchered English ...


    must...resist...dubya.....jokes.
  9. Re:Luckily... on Amazon Sued for Patent Infringement · · Score: 1

    Too late. I already patented the process of patenting patents.

    All your boring joke are belong to Soviet Russia where dead horse beats you.

  10. Re:Fuckin terrorist! on Closing the PPTP Port Under Windows 2000? · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, teh H4x0r that broke into your machine through port 1723 did.

  11. Re:The gf? on What (non-PC) Hardware Do You Hack? · · Score: 1
    built a girl robot for the prom


    ha, ha, you misspelt "pr0n"
  12. Re:All Your Rights Are Belong To Ashcroft on Too slow! FBI Shuts Down Hosting Service · · Score: 5, Funny
    someone had to say it..
    ... and judging by the finely crafted grammar, bush did. :)
  13. It's a TRAP!!! on The Future PC as a Set of Pens? · · Score: 1

    " Three Pens for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Five for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
    One Pen to rule them all, One Pen to find them,
    One Pen to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. "

    (emphasis mine)

  14. Re:But... on SCO Licenses Now Available · · Score: 1
    my girl robot. This is gunna be the best prom ever. Heh heh heh.


    Does it have a laser on its head?
  15. Re:Just don't get it on Search and Seizure at the Supreme Court · · Score: 2, Redundant
    It's just that Panama has a habit of getting invaded by the United States,


    Panama better lay off that habit quickly. You know, the US now fights for democracy, so if Panama gets invaded that proves that they are full of Terrorists and Weapons of Mass Destruction.
  16. Re:Roadies on The Self-Tuning Guitar · · Score: 1

    no, no reference to any particular band. actually was at that festival and shouted back at the roadie, and played along with the singer. don't remember what band it was, don't remember what festival it was ("Rock im Park" in Nurnberg, .de, probably, but don't ask me for the year).

  17. Re:Chinese Morse Code? on Morse Code Enters The 21st Century · · Score: 1

    I would guess (wildly) that by the time there were telegraphs in wide use in china, there already was a method of writing chinese words in latin alphabet.

    Like, you know, writing "Beijing" instead of "$@".

  18. Re:Roadies on The Self-Tuning Guitar · · Score: 5, Funny
    Guess its mic checks from here on out. Sorry fellas.


    but mic checks are so much more rewarding:

    (big festival, crowd waiting for next band)

    Roadie: Microphone check ...
    Roadie: ... one, TWO!
    Crowd: ONE, TWO!
    Roadie: CHECK, CHECK, ONE, TWO!
    Crowd: CHECK, CHECK, ONE, TWO!
    (Singer enters the stage, hugs roadie)
    Singer: That nice guy is Jimmy. Everybody say "Fuck you, Jimmy"!
    Crowd: Fuck you, Jimmy!

    ahh, the sweet memories :)

  19. Re:Sweetness... on The Self-Tuning Guitar · · Score: 1

    F (or all barre chords, for that matter) isn't all that complicated once you got the hang of it.

    Of course, since re-tuning is now possible in very short time, you could just tune all the strings up a half tone when you need an F, fret an E and tune the strings back down when you're done with it. :)

  20. Re:Secret Agent Crack on Crack the Pepsi iTunes Promo Code · · Score: 1

    11:15 Restate my assumptions:

    1. Mathematics is the language of nature.
    2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers.
    3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.
    4. Ovomaltine is spelled differently for those funny Britons and USians.

  21. Re:Secret Agent Crack on Crack the Pepsi iTunes Promo Code · · Score: 1

    buy more OVALTINE?

    u r teh sukc at teh 1337zp33k!

  22. Re:She has a case - really on RIAA Countersued Under Racketeering Laws · · Score: 1
    Further, a lawyer has taken oaths and claims to abide by ethical standards


    Aw, come on :)
  23. Re:The solution is there but sadly unpopular on EFF Continues Fight On Blizzard Vs. Bnetd Case · · Score: 4, Funny
    Soviet Union produced Tetris, the most played game yet made


    No no, you've got it all backwards!
  24. Re:WoW on EFF Continues Fight On Blizzard Vs. Bnetd Case · · Score: 1

    You don't want the lawyers to get anywhere near the code. Really, you don't. That would be ... messy, to put it nicely. Seriously. No lawyers near code. You wouldn't like it. Really. I'm not kiddin' you.

  25. Re:Took them long enough... on SCO Lists Specific Code-Infringement Claims · · Score: 1

    Heh, that explains GWBs recent interest in mars: as a training site for the army!

    Farnsworth: Well, in those days, Mars was just a dreary uninhabitable wasteland. Much like Utah. But unlike Utah, it was eventually made livable.