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Amazon Sued for Patent Infringement

theodp writes "Amazon's 10-K SEC filing discloses that the e-tailer has been sued for infringing on Soverain Software patents for Network Sales Systems (5,715,314 & 5,909,492) and Internet Server Access Control and Monitoring Systems (5,708,780), aka the Open Market patents, aka the Divine cashectomy patents, which Soverain obtained in the wake of Divine's bankruptcy sale."

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  1. Luckily... by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Amazon has aleady patented the use of Irony...on the internet!

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    1. Re:Luckily... by Xeth · · Score: 5, Funny

      And they'll be serving them up with their patented One-Click Countersuit tool.

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    2. Re:Luckily... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess if you live by the patent, you die by the patent...

    3. Re:Luckily... by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah well I patented the patent. My lawyer's gonna be a busy guy.

    4. Re:Luckily... by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      Too late. I already patented the process of patenting patents.

      All your boring joke are belong to Soviet Russia where dead horse beats you.

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    5. Re:Luckily... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon's legal page does say 'a co-branded site violates federal anti-trust laws'

  2. Re:I sue George Bush for stupidity infringment!! by good(k)night · · Score: 2, Funny

    I sue firefox for using fire...
    so they will have to change the name again.

    haha! the world is mine!

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  3. Not Another One! by Wiser87 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is it just me, or are more and more companies trying hard to find every single person/company and sue the crap out of them?

    1. Re:Not Another One! by smr2x · · Score: 5, Insightful

      More like every company trying to find every single thing that isn't patented.. then patent and sue! What is this world coming to?

      It would be nice to actually have a _few_ good companies out there, but all these patent lawsuits are proving that companies just don't care. They're in search of profit and will do anything it takes to get there.

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    2. Re:Not Another One! by Wiser87 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm... I wonder if anyone's patented the art of Slshdotting a website? ;)

    3. Re:Not Another One! by gid13 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Evolution, my friend.

      The only way to stop it is to change the conditions the companies live under. To make it impossible or disadvantageous to patent and litigate. My personal suggestion is (and has been for some time) to completely abandon patents and copyright. All they are to me is children whining "I thought of it first".

    4. Re:Not Another One! by smr2x · · Score: 5, Funny

      Who would dare take on Slashdot in a lawsuit?! Can you imagine how many geeks would find you, surround your building, and make you suffer!?

      Besides the enormous Slashdotting you would receive in return...

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    5. Re:Not Another One! by Mr.+Troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know what would be a great idea? X. Too bad it would cost a bunch of money to develop X into something usefull...if only there were some way to help try to ensure that I could recover the money I spend developing it...

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    6. Re:Not Another One! by gid13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't think I haven't considered that. Yes, it kinda sucks, but let's contrast this with the current situation.

      Take software patents and open source, a particularly relevant case to Slashdot. I want to develop code for myself and others to use and enjoy. If only I was allowed to do it instead of being legally required to not use my expertise because someone thinks it's a good thing to own the rights to an idea.

    7. Re:Not Another One! by FluxCapacitator · · Score: 0, Funny

      The stench and glare from the pale, bespectacled, unwashed slashdot masses is definetely something to fear!

    8. Re:Not Another One! by C10H14N2 · · Score: 0, Troll

      While we're at it, why don't we just abolish property rights entirely. You know, just because you occupied that house first shouldn't stand in the way of me moving in, locking you out and cashing out all the equity, leaving you to pay off the principal now that you're living on the street.

      Seriously, people, these devices were put in place for very well-founded reasons. Just because a thing can be abused does not mean it is worthless. To its logical conclusion, this argument would abrogate the entirety of civilization in favor of complete anarchy.

    9. Re:Not Another One! by packeteer · · Score: 1

      The problem is that company's used to use their lawyers to sue when they had been wronged or to defend themselves. Now many large companies see their armies of lawyers as a potential source of revenue. If they hire a bunch of lawyers who sue the crap out of everyone and the lawyers make more then they spend they jsut become another department of the company maknig money. The difference is that they provide no goods or services and are really similar to theives in my opinion.

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    10. Re:Not Another One! by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The economy sucks right now. Just look around you. Lack of jobs, piss-poor wages, no innovation for new products, terrorism by Islamic fanatics...umm did I miss any?

      Anyways, the next method of revenue is JACKPOT JUSTICE. Basically, the waters are getting bare and the sharks are hungry. So expect the feeding frenzy among corps to get more intense with the litigation wars.

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    11. Re:Not Another One! by Lochin+Rabbar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, no! What you do is you patent the idea of X with some trivial idea of something that would be needed to implement it (say Y). Then you wait for someone with the smarts to implement the difficult bits and sue them for stealing Y. Until patents require you to produce i) a working implementation, and ii) are required to be assessed by experts in the field for being non-obvious, they will never again satisfy the purpose of protecting inventors from exploitation. Reducing their cost so that they are affordable to ordinary individuals would also help.

    12. Re:Not Another One! by scooby111 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think that the problem lies in the patent or the copyright itself. The problem lies in the process.

      The US patent office simply provides a patent for nearly all applications. If you can afford the fee, you can get a patent. You are responsible to enforece your own patent. Thus other patent holders are also responsible to prove that there was prior art that nullifies your patent. The US patent office should simply deny all patents of ideas and processes. An applicant should be required to show a working product or design that can at least be modeled. Ideas and processes are simply to brad to enforce.

    13. Re:Not Another One! by PianoComp81 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe software patents should be done away with, but I can't believe that you'd really agree with getting rid of all patents.

      Take drug patents: it costs a lot of time and money to just come up with a drug worth patenting. Drug patents give incentives to corporations to create medicines to help people because they know they'll be able to regain a lot of the money they put into coming up with the medicine.

      Taking an all-or-nothing stance is ignorant.

    14. Re:Not Another One! by jmv · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let me see, the guys who invented Ethernet, IP, DNS, HTTP, ... don't get a dime (from patents at least), but the guy who said "hey, I think eventually someone will use that to sell stuff" gets all the money. Sounds fair?

    15. Re:Not Another One! by prockcore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know what would be a great idea? X. Too bad it would cost a bunch of money to develop X into something usefull...if only there were some way to help try to ensure that I could recover the money I spend developing it...

      You know what be an even greater idea? If you could make money off X without developing it.. if only there were some way to let another company develop X and then sue them because you thought of it first.

    16. Re:Not Another One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      SCO more or less did take on Slashdot in a lawsuit.

    17. Re:Not Another One! by gid13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Believe it! :)

      I, on the other hand, can't believe you'd hold up drug corporations as a shining example of the good of patents.

      Number one, patents in the drug arena encourage popular things to be invented long before important things. For instance, we have a boner pill (Viagra) and a baldness pill (Rogaine I think), but no AIDS pill (at least that I'm aware of).

      Number two, providing corporations with financial benefits for pills encourages them to come up with fake ailments and prescribe their medications for them. Take antidepressants... I read a story recently that explained how one of the big pharmaceutical companies (I think it was Pfizer, I'm not sure anymore) made a massive "awareness" (advertising) campaign about some generically named stress syndrome that had been described as very rare by psychiatrists. Coincidentally, their drug was used to treat it, and some medical professional on their payroll was quoted as saying something like 10% of people had this syndrome.

      And that's just off the top of my head.

    18. Re:Not Another One! by gid13 · · Score: 1

      Property rights are vastly different because we can't copy land; we can't take it from someone while leaving them in the same situation they were in before.

      So no, the logical conclusion of this argument has nothing to do with property rights and wouldn't abrogate civilization at all.

    19. Re:Not Another One! by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1
      if only there were some way to help try to ensure that I could recover the money I spend developing it...

      In the software industry, that way is copyrights.

      In software, ideas are a dime a dozen. The actual investment is the time spent writing code. Copyright is the perfect tool to protect this investment. Patents are not.

    20. Re:Not Another One! by bluprint · · Score: 4, Insightful

      only there were some way to help try to ensure that I could recover the money I spend developing it

      There is a way, it's called a "trade secret", just don't tell anyone else how you did it. And, if you have to tell other people, protect your idea through contractual agreements.

      There is no reason in the world why people should have to pay (via taxes) to replace you having to go to the trouble of protecting your own ideas.

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    21. Re:Not Another One! by bluprint · · Score: 1

      Because an idea is neither tangible nor scarce. There is not a natural conflict of ownership related to an idea. There is however, potential for a natural conflict of ownership related to land.

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    22. Re:Not Another One! by EzInKy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know what would be a great idea? X. Too bad it would cost a bunch of money to develop X into something usefull...if only there were some way to help try to ensure that I could recover the money I spend developing it...

      There is...just make sure it is the best X in the marketplace. That shouldn't be too hard, since you were the one to develop and implement your idea.

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    23. Re:Not Another One! by dbc001 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually that is indeed the case. Many companies use exactly that strategy and are even able to raise significant amounts of money for exactly such a "business plan".

      As far as I'm concerned, that's the kind of people that the media should be calling "pirates". Such actions are openly malicious and predatory. Unlike internet pirates, who are rarely malicious and incapable of causing any real world damages other than some sort of make-believe lost-possible-sales bullshit.

    24. Re:Not Another One! by rixstep · · Score: 1

      Watch out someone doesn't claim ownership of the ASCII character set.

    25. Re:Not Another One! by RKBA · · Score: 1
      While we're at it, why don't we just abolish property rights entirely.

      Property rights to homes were abolished long ago. You may think you own your own home just because your name is on the deed and your mortgage has been paid off, but in actuality it belongs to the county in which you live. You rent your home from the county. The county calls the rental payments "property taxes." You can of course transfer your lease to someone else by "selling" your home, but that's a misnomer - in fact you are simply transferring your lease to someone else who must continue to pay rent to the county. If you doubt me, try refusing to pay your rent (ie; property taxes) for awhile. The county will repossess your home and kick you out on the street.

    26. Re:Not Another One! by Bombcar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It would be nice to actually have a _few_ good companies out there, but all these patent lawsuits are proving that companies just don't care.

      This is, pardon the pun, patently false. There are millions of companies in the United States, many of which have patent portfolios.

      You only hear about the big names and lawsuits involving them. Have you heard of lawsuits involving patent #6,111,725? How about any of the other millions of patents?

      My father had a patent on "Hyperbolic Geometric Models" (4,183,153) and never sued anybody. He still has some, if people are interested.

      The patent system has some issues, but mainly the issues are more with the way that corporations are abusing it.

      DOWN WITH CORPORATIONS!

      Wheee!

    27. Re:Not Another One! by Ironica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a way, it's called a "trade secret", just don't tell anyone else how you did it.

      This is often impossible. There are some methods you can keep secret, but for a large proportion of inventions, all someone needs is a fully-assembled product and they can find out how you did it. How would you keep, say, a lightbulb a trade secret? What about an engine? A new spill-proof mug that attacks people when they try to clean it*?

      For a lot of items, the only way to keep it secret is to not ever market it, or even let anyone see it. This sort of defeats the purpose.

      *The "UCLA Library Mug," which is allegedly spill-proof and therefore allowed to be used in the library, has a top consisting of two plastic parts that snap apart with difficulty for cleaning. After I sliced open my thumb one time getting them apart, I threw away the top part of it. The thing has not one, but TWO patents on it.

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    28. Re:Not Another One! by bluprint · · Score: 1

      This is a somewhat circular problem you created. It would be possible to protect things like this through contractual agreements (as I mentioned), however, because none of us have ever seen an envrionment in which companies actually have to spend only their own money to protect investments (instead, they get to leach off of taxpayers), many of us buy the idea that it would be an impossible environment to do business in, and that it's impossible, and either come up with, or repeat examples we've heard from companies where it seems "impossible" to protect those ideas. It isn't. Further, in many cases, it may not even be necessary to protect an idea to make money...there are lots of variables, including thins like expertise and first-to-market.

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    29. Re:Not Another One! by ifdef · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the patent system required that the idea be developed into something useful by the patent owner in a specified period of time, that would probably be fine. The problem is the people that patent something that they have no intention of developing, and use the patent only to sue others who have thought of the same thing *independently*.

      Wasn't there some system back in pioneer days where you could establish a claim to land only if you actually developed it (cleared it, or whatever) within a certain number of years?

    30. Re:Not Another One! by Belzu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not unlike what Abbott did. Newsweek came out with a front page story 'THE COMING ARTHRITIS EPIDEMIC' 2 weeks later, Abbott rolled out Humira, its new TNF-Alpha rheumathoid arthritis drug. In most cases the inhouse R&D of these pharmas is not what is generating the new intellectual property: it is the purchase of patents from other companies that does it - the advances you see are probably the work of some brilliant professor, rather than some R&D drone in the bowels of one of these corporations.

    31. Re:Not Another One! by Shinsei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Might be a tad off topic of course, but still something to take into consideration regarding the medical companies :

      If you also take into consideration the heavy changes those very antidepressants make to the neural system in a persons body, you can actually discover that their primary and sole concern is not people's health, but rather their wallets (and preferably that other people spend their cash on the oh-so-needed medication they so desperately need).

      My father, which is currently studying the human neutral system, has referred me to the plasticity that the human neural system is capable of. The brain is capable of adapting to an impressively high number of various known (and certainly unknown) conditions - and when the brain adapts to something, via the neural system, this is what is referred to as plasticity. I quote : "It represents an intrinsic property of the human nervous system that persists throughout the human lifespan. The nervous system is constantly reorganizing in response to changes in the afferent input of any particular neural system or changes in the targets of its efferent connections." (Quoted Document Link)

      It is quite easy to imagine the immense possibilities for plasticity in the case of anti depressants - and/or particularly in the case of SSRI antidepressants, due to their very nature of altering how the neural system works. Especially dangerous business is giving this type of medications to younger people, for instance teens, as they are still in the process of growing up.

      Ir scares the heck outta me at least... :/

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    32. Re:Not Another One! by kubrick · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As far as I'm aware, Microsoft and the Scientologists have both forced Slashdot to remove material by threatening lawsuit(s).

      Now, there are two cults that are scarier than we are. :)

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    33. Re:Not Another One! by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      The rights are still there. Even in cases of imminent domain, the locality in question must give you fair market value if they forcibly take the property. If you are using land attached to public improvements, the community justifiably will expect you to pay your share of those common improvements (read: roads, sewers, sanitation etc.). Like all "rights," property rights are creations of the state. Without the state, your rights are only as valid as your ability to kill or be killed.

    34. Re:Not Another One! by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      The definition of "intangible" is "incapable of being realized or defined."

      If you are limiting the argument to those "ideas" that cannot be realized or defined, then really, we're not talking about the things people apply patents and copyrights to. So, no, having the commercial rights to mere notions is wrong. You can't buy or sell, directly, "happiness." To imply that all ideas are as intangible as "happiness" is just asinine as, really, every creation is at some point nothing more than an idea.

      If you doubt that, go try to get the blueprints for a building from your local city planning department. They won't give them to you. Why? Not because of some security concern, but because the "idea" of that building belongs to someone else. Pretty fscking simple concept.

    35. Re:Not Another One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There are plenty of good companies just like there are plenty of good people. Its just that being good doesn't get you noticed. For some reason everyone is obsessed with the prison population and ciminals when they are only a small percentage of humans. When was the last time anyone mentioned ME that doesn't know me personally? Do you ever converate about companies that didn't sue someone or you aren't affiliated with somehow? IE you purchased from them or whatever.

    36. Re:Not Another One! by RKBA · · Score: 1

      I already pay monthly bills for water, sewer, trash collection, gas, electric, and gasoline taxes are supposed to finance road construction and maintenance. The government provides me nothing whatsoever in return for my property tax. Moreover, property taxes are charged for undeveloped land without any of those services even if it's out in the middle of a desert.

    37. Re:Not Another One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Erm.. yes, it would be "like being nibbled to death by ducks" :P

    38. Re:Not Another One! by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 3, Funny
      Besides the enormous Slashdotting you would receive in return...
      I thought you said in your rectum ...
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    39. Re:Not Another One! by __aaveti3199 · · Score: 1

      Most medicines are developed by publicly funded university labs. Drug companies do the testing which can be expensive, apparently you now have to feed your monkeys and clean their cages.

      I agree with the down with patents chant, they are an obstacle to progress and they are (to me) immoral, rewarding the person who thinks of something first regardless of whether or not they ever find a practical use for it. In fact they also reward people who have an idea for something but can't make it work.

      Patently nonsense.

    40. Re:Not Another One! by nattt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes - get rid of drug patents too! Drug companies care about cash, not making ill people better. Far better that all drug compnaies get nationalised (then rationalised, shutting down the overlap, perhaps putting their doctors back out to practice) and that drugs are researched and produced cooperatively around the world for the benefit of people. Look at what's happening with the poor old folk from the USA who have to come to lovely Canada for their affordable medicine.

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    41. Re:Not Another One! by Arker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It also gives them an incentive to shun and FUD remedies which they can't patent - which is a large part of why herbal medicines are generally either ignored or villified. With a patent system it makes sense to spend millions of dollars coming up with a slight variant on one of the active ingredients in an herbal remedy that you can patent, and then sell that, even if it's not actually as useful as the original herbal remedy.

      And just to forestall some replies accusing me of saying more than I did - that doesn't mean that all herbal remedies are superior or even good. But some are, and they still tend to be ignored and villified because no one can collect a rent on their use. Although it's complicated by other factors, Cannabis is probably the best known example of this - it's superior to every alternative for certain uses, but it's kept outlawed while drug companies research ways to change the active ingredient enough to make something patentable instead, and push alternatives that are nowhere near as good from the patients point of view.

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    42. Re:Not Another One! by Arker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the case of the lightbulb, for instance, being the inventor is naturally a substantial advantage, without having monopoly rents enforced via a patent system. You can keep the thing secret until you tool up, ramp production, and start selling the things. Yes, someone would reverse-engineer it at that point, and start competing - that's a good thing. That keeps you from charging too much for too long. You still get a substantial head start, and being the ones that invented the thing is great for reputation, brand-recognition, etc. And yes, if you make a crappy product and charge too much for it you'll still be competed out of the market eventually - that's how the market is supposed to work.

      What the patent system does here is, rather than leaving good enough alone with those natural advantages, instead you have a situation where you can legally forbid competition. You can charge outrageous prices, cut corners in manufacturing and deliver a subpar product for decades, and get away with it, because no one is allowed to compete without your permission. This is a bad thing, not a good thing. The argument that patents encourage R&D spending has some truth to it, but that one advantage can hardly make up for the damage done when you create monopolies with immunity to competition.

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    43. Re:Not Another One! by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Viagra isn't exactly the best example, as the drug was originally researched as a heart medicine (link).

    44. Re:Not Another One! by MtnMan1021 · · Score: 5, Informative

      hi. sorry. this is pure FUD.

      i'm a neuropsychology student with both clinical and research experience.

      neural plasticity refers to the brain's ability to change in reaction to major events. plasticity is a good thing, as it allows us to recover from lesions, disabilities, etc, with remarkable success. neural plasticity is what allows a blind person to read quickly with their fingertips (there are changes to the sensorimotor and occipital lobes that recruit neurons otherwise unneeded). neural plasticity is nothing to be afraid of, and really has nothing to do with antidepressants.

      ssri's, maoi's, and the other assorted antidepressants are not really "altering the way the neural system works," so much as aiding the system recover from an imbalance. ssri's increase levels of seratonin, which is the endogenous (already in your system) hormone that gives you "happy" feelings. this allows depressed individuals to regain control over their lives and enjoy them. ssri's aren't and shouldn't be prescribed for individuals that aren't depressed, but there really isn't any permenant change that they effect. the only major effect ssri's will have on a depressed teenager is that it will increase their chances of recovery from their depression.

      no need to be afraid of antidepressants. they're not "changing" you, unless depression is intrinsic to your self-view.

      jbr.

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    45. Re:Not Another One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be scared, too. So many teens nowadays are on these pills in order to deal with 'problems' they think they have. It's like as soon as they stop feeling warm and fuzzy, they go to a doctor who plugs them full of pills to give them a synthetic warm and fuzzy feeling.

      And I blame the parents more than anyone. Has it EVER occurred to them that there are other ways to deal with problems? Granted they take longer, but just because a pill fixes someone in a matter of hours (hell, minutes) doesn't mean it's the best solution to the problem.

      Like you said, who knows what impact these pills are having on the nervous system? All we see are the immediate results, not the long term. I guess that's just indicative of the kind of quick-fix culture we live in now.

    46. Re:Not Another One! by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

      I thought the main problem with X was it's new BSD-like license?

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    47. Re:Not Another One! by oPless · · Score: 0
      Besides the enormous Slashdotting you would receive in return...
      I thought you said in your rectum ...

      You mean In Your Rectum ?
    48. Re:Not Another One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't wait until clean air is so hard to process/come by that it people have to rent industrial home purifiers that require regular maintinence. Or, people have it piped in like water and somehow all delivery systems are controled by one patent.

    49. Re:Not Another One! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1, Informative

      Scientology's OT-III story wasn't really removed, just modded down to -1. And in return, Slashdot did a story with links to most critical sites. T'was a famous victory...

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    50. Re:Not Another One! by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      The frequency of unjust lawsuits is roughly proportional to the amount of unjust laws. People attempt to exploit government because they know government is exploitable.

      The amount of unjust laws is roughly proportional to the size of government. The more complex/ambiguous the law, the more potential for exploitation.

      The solution is to reduce the size of government. If government wasn't so deeply entangled in business, there wouldn't be much for business to exploit.

    51. Re:Not Another One! by mattyp · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Great idea!

      from now on, i'm going to call patents that steal obvious applications of technologies from public use "pirate patents".

      • Amazon one-click purchasing is a pirate patent.
      • Microsoft patenting "xml used for _____" is a pirate patent.
      • Microsoft patenting FAT is a pirate patent
      • and so many more pirate patents: BT hyperlinking, plug-in launching, et al.
    52. Re:Not Another One! by DaHat · · Score: 1

      My god! Drug companies are out for cash? I never knew that!

      Wait a second... the reason a company is in business is to make money... so you are now condemning drug companies for the very sin that virtually all enterprises in this world are guilty of... chasing the dollar..

      I for one welcome our new dollar overlords and hope to acquire plenty of them in the future... until then, I will work for my greedy profit seeking company and help them earn that much more in the hopes that they will reward me for my loyalty and work.

      I hope you can detect the sarcasm where present in the above post.

    53. Re:Not Another One! by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The patent system has some issues, but mainly the issues are more with the way that corporations are abusing it.

      Pardon me, but that is patently ridiculous!

      Since our patent system is so broken that it has turned into a weapon for companies to extort money from one another, I think it is the patent system that is at fault first and foremost. Anything that can legally be abused so easily to make a profit, _will_ be abused.

      The patent system doesn't just have "some issues," it has serious fundamental flaws in it's current state. Unfortuneately, the whole world appears to be ready to adopt such a system, so patent reform is probably several generations away, at the least.

      DOWN WITH THE WORLD!

      Hehe :)

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    54. Re:Not Another One! by thelizardmonkey · · Score: 1

      So was rogaine, and rogaine now is topical, not a pill anyway...... damn hereditary baldness.....

    55. Re:Not Another One! by falsified · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sitting here trying to imagine what a physical slashdotting would be like. I imagine we'd stand outside the building for a few minutes and then a few of us would start running into the building with arms pointed straight at the ground. Then several more would start going, yelling "frosty borscht" or whatever they're saying instead of "first post" these days. Then, everyone else would charge full-speed with maniacal grins, with a collective scream of incredibly lame "server's down" jokes. A force to be reckoned with, for sure.

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    56. Re:Not Another One! by JET+666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      don't forget the looting. Oh i mean to setup a mirror, yeah thats it.

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    57. Re:Not Another One! by falsified · · Score: 1
      I've done a post similar to this in the past, but here goes.

      When you pay the government taxes, the taxes are spent on things. Like, good things, like the fire department. Or health care for senior citizens. Or the police. Or the military (in the case of federal taxes, and it's disputable whether that's good). It's not like "the government" keeps it; the government cannot keep money in the same way that the government isn't gonna win the Super Bowl. The government isn't a person. The government isn't going to Maui on your dime. If you're alleging that government officials are embezzling money, I'd have to ask to see a lot of evidence, because there are a LOT of people, in the government and outside of it, tracing where the money is going. If you notice, Money spent on public services = Money given to cover these services + Amount of budget surpluses (this is actually a negative number in most cases) with no loss of cash.

      You may say "Ah-ha! The surplus! There you are!" but historically there isn't a surplus and when there is, the government invests it for when there's a defecit OR just ends up spending more of it on public services. There isn't some sort of stash that politicians/bureaucrats are plundering. The parking lot of your state's Department of Revenue will attest to that.

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    58. Re:Not Another One! by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's changed the way my neural system works, but I'd be dead without the Risperdal I've been taking since I was 11 or 12.

    59. Re:Not Another One! by WolfVenge · · Score: 1

      With regard to patents, perhaps a split rule should be considered. Assume for the moment that a corporate entity has more of a chance to diversify and recover costs, than an individual.

      Consider then a split in the basics of patent law. In the new scenario, a patent can still be awarded to a corporation. However, that patent, since it was awarded to a corporation, can NEVER be renewed, and has a shorter inital term than a current patent.

      A patent may also be awarded to an individual. The individual receives all the benefits of current patent law. However, if the patent is ever sold, or in any other way becomes the property of a corporation, the previously described corporation restriction comes into play, and is dated from the date of initial application.

      If at any time the patent becomes "unpatented" through transfer to/from a corporate entity, all patent rights are forfeit, and the idea enters the public domain.

      Now, how would a change like this affect the different software patents we all dislike with a passion? Would this do enough to push the ownership of ideas back into the hands of individuals, rather than the hands of multi-generational corporations?

    60. Re:Not Another One! by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Yes - get rid of drug patents too! Drug companies care about cash, not making ill people better.

      And yet for decades they've done BOTH. Take away the cash incentive, and how far would they have gotten? Let's ask places like Russia. Let's see, famous Russian drugs I've heard of ... ummm, let me get back to you on that.

      Far better that all drug compnaies get nationalised (then rationalised, shutting down the overlap, perhaps putting their doctors back out to practice) and that drugs are researched and produced cooperatively around the world for the benefit of people.

      As bad as government has fucked up every other program it has tried to run, what on earth makes you think that nationalizing our drug companies would improve them?

      Look at what's happening with the poor old folk from the USA who have to come to lovely Canada for their affordable medicine.

      That's funny, truly. Do you know WHY the drugs are "more affordable" in Canada? Because the Canadian government is making the people that earn more money PAY for them. They are only more affordable to us because we aren't the ones paying the outrageous Canadian taxes!

      Truly, you have dizzying intellect.

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    61. Re:Not Another One! by werdy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do any of you actually understand the patent system, and why and how it was designed? It is there to PROMOTE innovation by providing a limited monopoly to the inventor. However a patent is supposed to be original, non-obvious, etc.

      In addition, patents used to be effectively restricted to manufacturing practices - i.e. turning raw materials into finished good. This worked, and worked well, and was necessary to promote innovation given the typical expense of a manufacturing process.

      It is only through a really odd interpretation of a court decision that the USPTO decided that software is patentable (they denied a patent because one part of the manufacturing process required a bit software, the court ruled that that bit of software wasn't enough to make it unpatentable, and suddenly the PTO decides that must mean ALL software is patentable - who knows what they were smoking/inhaling/shooting up at the time) . And who knows why they decided busines methods should be patentable - I'm not aware of any basis in law or case law for that.

      On top of that, the USPTO is neither inclined nor qualified to actually determine if a patent if original and non-obvious. They are a revenue center for other programs. I believe that started during the Clinton era, and last time a checked (several years ago) patent fees were contributing over $300M a year to other government programs.

      Bad policy, combined with a perceived cash cow. It isn't going to change easily. What politician is going to willingly put that "invisible" funding at risk?

      We need to go back to the actual legislative basis of patents rather than some half-assed interpretation of case law. Good luck on how to get there though.

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    62. Re:Not Another One! by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 4, Funny

      I imagine some people carrying signs with the goatse.cx picture. Others would argue for software patents just to troll and get others to argue against. Some jerk would stand there and wonder Imagine a beowulf cluster of ......

    63. Re:Not Another One! by nattt · · Score: 1

      Truely you're preaching that consumerism is the one true way - but it's just one big pyramid scam. Not that the Russians did any better with their version of communism.

      Anyway, removing patent protection from drugs does not eliminate a financial insentive - it just moves it from the drug companies to whole countries. When everyone in your country is healthy, all businesses become more productive, and the reduction in crime by making everyone feel looked after cuts costs and taxes.

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    64. Re:Not Another One! by dwaggie · · Score: 1

      What about the idea that taking -any- chemical (neuro or not) does indeed begin the body on a path of not making it. It's been shown that people can make themselves diabetic (practically) by high intake of sugar and sugar-related complex proteins. Can the same not be said of the rest of the human body? A dependency can develop because the body just doesn't really make the chemical anymore?

    65. Re:Not Another One! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Hemp is kept illegal by an unholy trinity of the drug companies, the U.S. systems of correction (IE the prison system) and the plastics and cotton manufacturers, because legalization of marijuana would rob each of them of a great deal of income. The drug companies would lose for reasons which should be obvious. The prison system wouldn't have a bunch of nice easy-to-manage weedheads and dope dealers to manage. And the manufacturing purposes of hemp would put a crimp in other industries; You can make plastic, assorted natural fibers (some of the best rope around, and very durable fabrics) and even fuels out of hemp.

      Marijuana is illegal for entirely capitalistic reasons. As you say. But it's not just the drug companies, they're just one part of the problem.

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    66. Re:Not Another One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolute nonsense. That line about "correcting an imbalance" is just the story the Doctor's pedal so that people see the pills as their warm, furry friend.
      It's obvious you've no actual *experience* of the effect of them on your physiology, otherwise you wouldn't be touting this line.
      In the past I've been put on both Paxil and Prozac. They DO change you. They make you apathetic and aggressive. And they're nastily addictive - many people experience very unpleasant withdrawl symptoms when they try to quit SSRIs - Paxil especially.
      Before you go lecturing everyone on how harmless those pills are, I'd suggest swallowing a few and seeing if you still have the same opinion afterwards!!

    67. Re:Not Another One! by aastanna · · Score: 1
      Obligatory simpsons quote.
      Before I sing the national anthem, I'd like to say that college football diverts funds that are badly-needed for education and the arts!

      Thus inspired, a quartet of nerds charge the field.
    68. Re:Not Another One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you advocating a...Slash Mob?

    69. Re:Not Another One! by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      No, but I think it's more or less the fact that the inventors of Ethernet, IP, etc. made their work public without fighting for payment.

      In this world, you have to walk to the bank to cash your check. Nobody is going to say, "Hey, thanks for creating this wonderful technology that allowed me to do business, here's $1000!"

      It would be nice to see these folks get some money, but reality isn't fruit and flowers and if you want something you have to take an active interest in it.

      I'm not trying to put words in your mouth, but those who expect the world to be a happy place that gives to those who deserve (or even need, but don't deserve) are nice but very naive people who need a lesson in being realistic and basic human nature.

      Cheers

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    70. Re:Not Another One! by Woogiemonger · · Score: 1

      For instance, we have a boner pill (Viagra) and a baldness pill (Rogaine I think), but no AIDS pill (at least that I'm aware of).

      Just as a side note:
      Rogaine's an ointment, and it does practically nothing. AIDS victims could take AZT. Not a cure by any means, but certainly does a whole lot more than Rogaine.

    71. Re:Not Another One! by jmv · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying they should be paid... What I don't like to see is someone is adding something silly ("hey, let's sell stuff on the net") to a much larger work (the Internet) and then claiming he owns everything because he has put so much work and talent in it.

    72. Re:Not Another One! by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Not that the Russians did any better with their version of communism.

      "Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite." -- John Kenneth Galbraith

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    73. Re:Not Another One! by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      Here's an even better spin, lower the lifespan of patents, lets say a max of 5 years from the date of commercialization. Also, failure to commericialize a patent within 2 years would render a patent null and void. Also, "method" patents must die, there's no excuse for any "method" patent. If your patent is not a "physical" concept, it's not worth patenting and almost certainly has some kind of prior art basis in the 5000+ years of recorded human history.

      Hell, I'd even set maximum limits on the % of patent applications that can be approved. Lets say 1%. If a patent review approves more than 1/100 of their patent backlog, they have to undergo a full audit. That would certain stem the tide of "idiot" patents.

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    74. Re:Not Another One! by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I should clarify. Risperdal is the primary medication that keeps me from becoming suicidal. It prevents me from getting easily agitated, so those little stress points don't build up.

    75. Re:Not Another One! by wytcld · · Score: 1

      ssri's, maoi's, and the other assorted antidepressants are not really "altering the way the neural system works," so much as aiding the system recover from an imbalance.

      I've heard a major sleep researcher mention at a respected conference that a significant number of users of the new antidepressants are developing serious, irreversible sleep disorders - the sort where they'll never get a full, sound night of sleep again in their lives, with all that that entails.

      This isn't published yet, AFAIK, but the guy heads one of the top sleep research labs in the world, so his anecdotal report should not be dismissed lightly - not nearly as lightly as we dose millions with new chemicals without fully scoping the consequences (in this case in large part because there's so much we just don't know yet in neuroscience).

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    76. Re:Not Another One! by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "More like every company trying to find every single thing that isn't patented.. then patent and sue!"

      Actually it seems like more companies are looking for obvious things that already exist (usually for many years) and have not been patented and patenting them. What ever happened to inventing something new and getting a patent on it? Why do these companies feel the need to patent obvious "inventions" (like hyperlinks) that they didn't invent in the first place?

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    77. Re:Not Another One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this world coming to?

      I dont know about the rest of the world, but America is becoming a country of lazy assed slackers who couldnt have an original idea if it ran up screaming and bit them on the ass.

    78. Re:Not Another One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ssri's, maoi's, and the other assorted antidepressants are not really "altering the way the neural system works," so much as aiding the system recover from an imbalance. ...

      This leaves out one issue, though... the brain can adapt to the increased (or decreased) levels of neurotransmitters; and in this way, it does in fact alter the way your brain works.

    79. Re:Not Another One! by multiplexo · · Score: 1
      It's obvious you've no actual *experience* of the effect of them on your physiology, otherwise you wouldn't be touting this line.


      In the past I've been put on both Paxil and Prozac. They DO change you. They make you apathetic and aggressive. And they're nastily addictive - many people experience very unpleasant withdrawl symptoms when they try to quit SSRIs - Paxil especially.


      Yeah, but dude, the reason they put you on Paxil and Prozac is because you're fucking crazy. It's not as if you were a normal person who was put on this stuff and then became aggressive and apathetic, you're a nut. OK. Sure there are docs who hand out scrips for Prozac for everyone (there was one over in Yakima in Washington State where I live) but for the most part you're not on those meds unless you have some serious problem, like being a crazy person who posts to /. as anonymous coward.

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    80. Re:Not Another One! by nazsco · · Score: 1
      Can you imagine how many geeks would find you, surround your building
      That's an easy question if you remember that geeks don't leave their chairs.
    81. Re:Not Another One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My father had a patent on "Hyperbolic Geometric Models" (4,183,153) and never sued anybody. He still has some, if people are interested.

      Is this supposed to be an example of a good patent or a frivolous one? I took a look at the patent document, and it looks like some typical ways to create paper (or other material) models of negatively curved surfaces. What's amazing is that the document cites a 1937 American Math Monthly article that describes the very same ideas.

      What's clear to me is that this is an example of an amateur taking some widely understood ideas and patenting them in his ignorance. If the reviewer had been a mathematician he would have known better.

    82. Re:Not Another One! by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      I suggest you move to Western Sahara to see what a land without property tax really is like. It ain't Palm Springs, baby.

    83. Re:Not Another One! by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      push the ownership of ideas

      And the ownership of ideas is desirable because...?

      I should have a right to tell you that you can't think about X or improve X because X is, by gahwd, my idea! Get your mind off of my idea, damn you!

      No thanks.

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    84. Re:Not Another One! by tljohnsn · · Score: 2, Informative

      That and it's not Linux.

    85. Re:Not Another One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      [Paxil & prozac] make you apathetic and aggressive

      Simultaneously? So you want to hit someone, but you can't be bothered to actually do it?

      Seriously, though, I have taken the things, and didn't have the same reaction you did.

    86. Re:Not Another One! by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Well isn't the USA called the "Land of the Sue"? Or was that the "Land of the Sioux"? ehh, I forget....

    87. Re:Not Another One! by RKBA · · Score: 1

      It's true that the government spends my taxpayer money, but I think that since it's my money I should be the one to spend it on things that _I_ want, not things that some bureaucrat wants. I'll tell you what, give me all your money and I'll promise to spend it on good things - Ok? (or at least things that I think are good). I personally would rather choose how to spend my money myself.

      There hasn't been a government budget surplus since the 1800's. Presently the national debt is over SEVEN TRILLION dollars and the annual interest on that debt is over three hundred billion dollars. See: http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/ and http://www.publicdebt.treas.gov/opd/opdint.htm

    88. Re:Not Another One! by paganizer · · Score: 1

      If it's not in the constitution, it doesn't count. Of course this only applies in current U.S. Territories, and our new colonies. if we are abroad in a country that we haven't invaded yet, we usually attempt to obey the local laws, when convenient.

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    89. Re:Not Another One! by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      It IS in the constitution, Article VI to be exact:

      "This Constitution, and the laws of the United States which shall be made in pursuance thereof; and all treaties made, or which shall be made, under the authority of the United States, shall be the supreme law of the land; and the judges in every state shall be bound thereby, anything in the Constitution or laws of any State to the contrary notwithstanding."

    90. Re:Not Another One! by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      You could also call it "Corporate Socialism", since it is a method of transferring wealth from the productive to the unproductive. Oddly enough, people engaged in this practice will scream about the virtues of free market capitalism when anyone suggests passing laws making this type of 'business' more difficult.

    91. Re:Not Another One! by PianoComp81 · · Score: 1
      Far better that all drug compnaies get nationalised (then rationalised, shutting down the overlap, perhaps putting their doctors back out to practice) and that drugs are researched and produced cooperatively around the world for the benefit of people.
      Actually, it's been shown that it's better for them to overlap on their work. For one, the side effects of each drug may be different. For another, they might actually come up with two similar, but chemically different medications (and therefore two different patents). One drug may help others better, while another may help another part of the population better.

      I'm trying to remember which two drugs I'm thinking about in particular, but I'm pretty sure they were heartburn drugs. If anyone else knows of any off-hand, feel free to post them.

      Look at what's happening with the poor old folk from the USA who have to come to lovely Canada for their affordable medicine.
      This is a problem with the U.S.'s drug program, and not necessarily the companies. The FDA requires many more tests than Canada, last I checked. This makes it cost a lot more money to get the drug approved for use, and therefore drug price goes up. Whether these extra precautions are taking it to far is another topic. Drug companies might be gouging a little, but it's been show that it's mainly the FDA's requirements that causes the cost increases.

      There are two basic things I think that could be done to solve this: 1) lower FDA standards (again, whether they're too high/restrictive now is another topic), or 2) subsidize medication for those on national health care or without a health plan.
      Congress has decided that they should subsidize those on national health care, but I don't know the details on this or the effectiveness of the plan they've enacted.
    92. Re:Not Another One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the whole world is ready to adopt this blatanly crooked patent system. Europe ruled out software patents a couple of months ago. If US lobbyists could leave the European Commission alone, maybe a part opf the world could get some rest and remain out of the patent mess.

  4. I feel sorry for them... by opusman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Filing patent infringement lawsuits is hard work.

    Someone needs to come up with a "One Click(tm) Patent Infringement Lawsuit" system. And then patent it...

    1. Re:I feel sorry for them... by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fuck, bro. All you need to do is send this post to the patent office. Apparently, they'll stamp damn near anything.

      And remember, I told you this, so cut me in on the cash, alright?

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    2. Re:I feel sorry for them... by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 4, Informative

      Amazon is at the top of list list for silly patents.

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    3. Re:I feel sorry for them... by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Amazon is at the top of list list for silly patents.
      Open Market's patent is also on that list.
    4. Re:I feel sorry for them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All you need to do is send this post to the patent office. Apparently, they'll stamp damn near anything.

      Not true. The post must contain the word "said" before each noun and at least two of the following: "apparatus, method, claim".

    5. Re:I feel sorry for them... by Asprin · · Score: 1


      WTF?!?!?!!!! MICROSOFT has a patent on STYLE SHEETS?! I guess the PTO never got around to reading this.

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  5. Thank God for all these lawsuits... by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Funny
    Without 'em, after the SCO mess gets cleared up, we'd have no reason to visit Groklaw!

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    1. Re:Thank God for all these lawsuits... by bruce_the_moose · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That said, Groklaw pretty much solely exists because of the SCO mess (PJ Interview). But groklaw is perhpas is the best thing to come out of said mess. We should perhaps start a thread for suggestions for what courtroom drama PJ should follow next.

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  6. Sue everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'm gonna sue McDonalds for making me fat...wait already happened...

    1. Re:Sue everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I'm gonna sue McDonalds for making me fat...wait already happened..."
      • Yeah, you are already fat, aren't you?

    2. Re:Sue everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I'm gonna sue Einstein for time dilation problems.

  7. Come On by use_compress · · Score: 5, Insightful

    5,715,314 is ultra-general. One could use this patent to sue every site on the 'net that uses secure E-commerce. I suspect the judge will bend over backwards for Amazon. If Amazon looses, it will be one of the most destructive legal precedents in US history.

    1. Re:Come On by colmore · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agreed.

      As much as it makes me smile to see Amazon getting a taste of their own medicine, this really won't be good for anyone if it actually works.

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    2. Re:Come On by Capsaicin · · Score: 1, Funny

      this really won't be good for anyone if it actually works

      It would be pretty good for Open Market's shareholders.

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    3. Re:Come On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes it will be good. Patents will only be reformed when rubes in congress go "Hey, how come my intraweb is broken?...Patents, huh?" or when the big companies who crush small companies with frivolous patent suits find themselves gridlocked or on the receiving end of a very expensive patent suit.

    4. Re:Come On by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      I think the lawyers will be able to buy a few extra cases of claret. Which sounds pretty good to me. They might even be able to afford that new Merc to drag the wine home in.

    5. Re:Come On by R.Caley · · Score: 1

      That's the problem with karma. The gods are over enthusiastic and have really bad aim.

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    6. Re:Come On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also prior art.

      Can not for the life of me remember the name of the company (prodigy?). But they were fairly big in the early 90's. It was some sort of joint venture between Sears and IBM and someone else.

      But anyway the WHOLE point of this 'network' was to sell you things. There were some chat rooms sure but MOSTLY it was to sell you stuff. At least as far as I could tell. Well before 1994 (the file date).

      Great now im thinking about BBS's again have sudden urge to play with fractint.

  8. My head's exploding by MacGabhain · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm rooting FOR Amazon in a patent case? Ow ow ow ow ow. It hurts!

    1. Re:My head's exploding by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Don't worry. It's like those movies where part way through we get a look at the evil bad guy's reasons and justifications for acting that way and we feel some sympathy. It makes a good setup for when we find out that he really is an evil prick and cheer when he gets pushed into a volcano or something.

      Pass the popcorn?

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  9. The Real Reason for Patents by teledyne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have no idea why everyone complains about patenting their products, as its the same thing as our right to free speech.

    Free speech was meant to protect unfavorable or unpopular speech, such as telling Bush to go sit and spin on a nuclear warhead. The first amendment prevents the government from hacking off my head for showing disapproval for the dimwitted President.

    This is exactly the same for patents. It protects smaller businesses from having their ideas stolen by huge corporations.

    Of course, free speech and patents are applicable to everyone. If the government were to abolish the patent system, it would be just as bad as abolishing free speech. Without small businesses, the world's economy will always be controlled by huge corporations who have no respect for the little person, like you and I. Of course, at this current time the world is pretty much run by huge corporations who lobby with millions of dollars to politicians, but soon in the future, laws will be passed, and that problem will be gone.

    1. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      fine i patent free speech.

      is that okay with you?

    2. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by protohiro1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "but soon in the future, laws will be passed, and that problem will be gone"

      Fantastic! And we can celibrate this new era of equality in our flying cars.

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    3. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by G-funk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Of course, at this current time the world is pretty much run by huge corporations who lobby with millions of dollars to politicians, but soon in the future, laws will be passed, and that problem will be gone.

      Unfortunately, this part is pure fantasy. If you want to get in power, you need money. To get money, you need to promise favours/sell out to the people with money. With shitloads of money, enough to spare some on politicians. Thus effectively, the people with shitloads of money are the ones who make policy. The interests of people with [shitloads of money|power] and those of the common man will never coincide. The only way to keep shitloads of money/power and have it mean something, is to make sure the average man has a lot less than you.

      Of course thes problems all go away if the people revolt and make sure that the ones who want power never have it.

      </rant>

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    4. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by LightningBolt! · · Score: 5, Interesting
      See this little bit of history of patents.

      Regarding the first patent ever granted anywhere, "In return for his monopoly, John of Utynam was required to teach his process to native Englishmen."

      Later, when the U.S. came up with its patent laws, it went like this: "The Congress shall have power . . . to promote the progress of science and useful arts by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writing and discoveries."

      Nothing really about protecting small businesses. It has always been about sharing knowledge with the public in exchange for a limited-term monopoly. In practice, this rarely has the effect of protecting small businesses, most of which make their money off of actually doing stuff, not litigating.

      Personally, I think patents are a bad idea in the general sense. Ideas are worthless in real business, it's always the implementation that counts.

      However, in the present reality, patents aren't going away any time soon. It seems to me that if one must extend the patent concept to software, the only real way to get the public benefit demanded by the patent system is to require working source code to be published with the patent.

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    5. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      Umm Darl is that you? because the twisted non-sequitur logic sounds very familar.

      Patents take time and money to obtain. Large corporation acquire them by the gross where as patents are often outside the realm of an individuals or small companies.

    6. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's what COPYRIGHTS are for.

      Software is speech, and speech cannot be patented.

      You are spinning a circular argument. When you accept software as expression, you are excluding it being an invention.

      Hardware patents are just fine by me. If you want to invent a better mousetrap, go ahead and patent it - thats why we have a patent office.

      But if you patent a "mouse trapping system", with nothing more than a vague description, expect both the scorn and ridicule, as well as the eventual first place against the wall when the revolution comes.

    7. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by mbirk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Patents are not "the same thing" as free speech rights. Since patents are used to restrict what you and I can do, they are more akin to certain prohibitions of free speech, such as obscenity laws or the proverbial shouting "fire" in a crowded theater.

      Huge corporations such as IBM and Microsoft hold thousands of patents. The costs of searching, writing, and filing patents are non-trivial, so patents are not really available to everyone. I think it is fair to say that, in today's world, patents protect huge corporations from having "their" ideas "stolen".

      In my opinion abolishing patents is going too far. We need to reform the system by enforcing the rules that are already in place -- do not assign patents when the technique is obvious to a reasonably skilled person in the field or when there is prior art! The patent office isn't performing its duty of vetting the patent applications. It is essentially rubber-stamping them and letting the courts sort it out, which is an extremely costly and high-stakes process.

      Also, because of the quickening progress of technological change, I support shortening a patent's duration.

      Your last line about "soon in the future, laws will be passed, and that problem [corporate lobbying of politicians] will be gone" is so laughable, I wonder if I have been trolled.

    8. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that until recently all the software didn't need a patent system, and that didn't prevent small companies with great ideas from growing fast.

      With patents, that is becoming very hard, except for lawyer-powered "technology" companies...

    9. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It protects smaller businesses from having their ideas stolen by huge corporations.

      On the contrary, huge corporations accumulate piles of patents and conspire to cross-license them to each other for cheap or for free. This protects the large corporations from new innovative competitors by locking smaller businesses out of their markets.

    10. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ideas are worthless in real business, it's always the implementation that counts.

      Thats kind of a broad statement. What if the idea is related to the implementation?

    11. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by kfg · · Score: 1

      Ideas are not stolen. I did not steal my language, or algebra, or the laws of thermodynamics. Nor did I steal the art of fire making, the wheel or the chain drive.

      Ideas are used.

      Patents are infringed.

      KFG

    12. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Free speech (openness) and patents (restrictiveness) really have nothing in common, but I guess you know that and you are just trolling a bit.

      That is not to say that patents are, in themselves, bad things. It is for what they are granted that is the problem.

      If someone creates a totally new end-product, with a working prototype, and wants to find capital to produce and sell it, I'd say awarding this person a patent is the right thing to do.

      If someone knows of a problem and thinks that you could possibly solve this with a computer, and then applies for a patent for "a method to solve this problem with a computer" without actually implementing this method, I'd say this person is just hoping someone will solve this problem eventually, and when it is with a computer, his cash register will start ringing. That patent application should be rejected. Unfortunately, nowadays patents like these are granted.

      What is possibly even worse is that patents are granted not only for (ideas for) end-products, but also for (ideas for) obvious small steps that are part of many solutions. This is especially a problem in writing software, since writing software consists of stringing along thousands and thousands of small steps to form a new application. In the current environment, each of these steps may or may not be patented, and there is no way to find out if they are before the release of the software. And afterwards, you only find out if you are summoned to court (and even then it is not certain, unless you cannot afford such a good team of lawyers as - to coin a name - Microsoft can).

      What's the solution? I think there is only one: abolishing all patents which are not granted for working protoypes of end-products. Personally, I think such an end-product can just as well be a software product as a more tangible product. But not an idea, or a process, or an algorithm.

    13. Re:The Real Reason for Patents by allgood2 · · Score: 1

      And if patents actually protected small businesses and individuals from corporations (big or small), I'm not certain too many people would be complaining. The complaints are 1) against the types of ridiculous, common use patents that get accepted by the patent office; 2) the fact that people and businesses no longer even need to make an attempt at actually inventing said patent; and 3) that patents are being used in the same way that lawsuits have been by lawsuit happy fools, who don't won't to work, haven't had a true creative idea and years, and would probably sell their baby, if you offered enough money for it.

      I see the biggest difference between the over abundance of lawsuits like "I slipped outside your store and am now suing you for $50,000" and a slew of the current patent infringement lawsuits as the patent gives the holder the implicit right to not just sue the owner of the store, but every store--limited only by well the actual names of store the individual can come up with.

      I personally don't believe patents should be offered for much more than actual inventions (sure there are probably a few exceptions, but they shouldn't be the rule), the patenting of business processes, theories, and ideas that aren't even being worked on by the patent filier should just be refused--have an idea, great make it into something then file a patent.

      Otherwise is just the people (big and small) preying on others. How fair is it, if YOU actually invented a method for "travel by altering and shifting your molecules (think Star Trek)", but the ideas been patented for over 10yrs, because someone read Star Trek or watch one of the many series, and decided eventual someone will invent it, and I want to own it.

      That's the current state of the patent office. No use in pointing saying Patents use to be the shining star for individual protection around inventions, when its currently a big black cancerous blob.

  10. All your ideas are belong etc... by nmoog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They basically announced that they now own the Internet market

    Couple this patent with the Eolas patent and you pretty much own the whole shebang.

    1. Re:All your ideas are belong etc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your patents and markets are belong to us!

    2. Re:All your ideas are belong etc... by telstar · · Score: 1
      "Couple this patent with the Eolas [slashdot.org] patent and you pretty much own the whole shebang."
      • I thought Al Gore owned the whole shebang.
  11. is it really this easy? by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 3, Funny
    IANAL, but is it really this easy?

    [click to type company name] hereby sues [click to type deep pockets] for patent infringement for [click to enter $amount].

    CTRL P

    Choose Fax Printer.

    [click to choose Clerk of Court]

    Roll three dice. If you roll a 4 or less, even the most ridiculous case wins.

    1. Re:is it really this easy? by Galuvian · · Score: 1, Funny

      Now you just need to write it up as a business process and patent it!

    2. Re:is it really this easy? by Afty0r · · Score: 1
      Roll three dice. If you roll a 4 or less, even the most ridiculous case wins.

      3D4 yeah?
  12. It's Official by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Interesting


    It's official - software development is now a relic of the Old Economy where companies actually create products. So passe'. The New Economy is all about data mining for litigation.

    And then while we're too busy in the courtrooms to notice, and our production skills so atrophied from lack of use, the aliens will land and take over.

    "It's a cookbook!!!"

    1. Re:It's Official by jeti · · Score: 1

      And then while we're too busy in the courtrooms to notice, and our production skills so atrophied from lack of use, the aliens will land and take over.

      Or the Chinese. Or people in India or Africa or whatever. As long as they're not selling directly to countries with "strong IP protection".

    2. Re:It's Official by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      What? Oh no no, it's just a little dusty, that's all. Look! (blows) "To serve man with a lawsuit"

      --
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    3. Re:It's Official by MooseByte · · Score: 1

      Oh no no, it's just a little dusty, that's all. Look! (blows) "To serve man with a lawsuit"

      Heartless humans! DarlKang worked his tentacles raw cooking up lawsuits for you!

    4. Re:It's Official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then while we're too busy in the courtrooms to notice, and our production skills so atrophied from lack of use, the Indians will take over.

  13. That's it... by Kid+Zero · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'm patenting the internet. Pay up, Suckers!

    1. Re:That's it... by GoMMiX · · Score: 0, Funny

      Ummm, doesn't Al Gore already own that patent?

    2. Re:That's it... by photonX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the spirit! Come to think of it, I wonder if the U.S. Patent Office has a patent on the patent process? Could be the whole system is buggered.

      --
      Anti-gravity? That was *my* little secret! But I never patented it! Boy, was *that* dumb!
    3. Re:That's it... by Grant_Watson · · Score: 1

      I'm patenting the internet. Pay up, Suckers!

      I suppose that trumps my patent on Slashdot, doesn't it? I guess I'll have to go patent electrons, or something.

  14. They have it coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Come on.. Amazon's patent of cookies (which they didn't invent) and web browsing (which they didn't invent) and the Internet (which Al Gore invented) aka One Click Shopping, makes them a deserving target for another stupid USPTO case.

    Can somebody tell me which government agency is actually run by sane, competent people?

    1. Re:They have it coming... by ottffssent · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Can somebody tell me which government agency is actually run by sane, competent people?

      Yup. The Supreme Court. That is one group of people deserving of an enormous amount of respect. Both the majority opinions and the dissents are well-reasoned and well-argued. The Court chooses its own schedule and cases and is consistently willing to put in the time and effort to give each one the attention it deserves. While I don't agree with everything the Court produces, those are people who really think before they talk. That's very refreshing, and it's comforting to know they're there to calm the Legislative's and the Executive's volatility.

    2. Re:They have it coming... by aeryn_sunn · · Score: 1

      Not another "mis-informed" individual regurgitating the "Al Gore invented the internet" myth...again, here is what really was said.

      stop spreading ignorance

    3. Re:They have it coming... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Can somebody tell me which government agency is actually run by sane, competent people?

      Well, NOAA has a pretty good record. Does anyone know of anything they've done that comes close to the PTO's foolishness? Or even as dumb as NASA's screwups?

      For that matter, aside from a name change every few decades, has NIST every done anything that qualifies as a major SNAFU?

      Actually, it might be interesting to read about their screwups. So if you have links to stories, add them to the list ...

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  15. HA! by GoMMiX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's about time. I'm sure this is redundant by the time I make this post - but my God, Amazon deserves this. They've been patenting (as you all know) EVERYTHING they could POSSIBLY come up with. Sure sucks when you get kicked in the arse with your own boot, eh! Seriously, though - Amazon gets a patent for 1-click purchases - that's a dumb as the Aussie who re-patented the wheel. BTW, if this post is modded troll - I blame it on the beer. Which BTW is Bud Light - gotta support BudNet!

    1. Re:HA! by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 5, Informative

      that's a dumb as the Aussie who re-patented the wheel

      As an Aussie I would like to point out that said patent was filed with the specific intention of how mindless and overly general patents will be approved even though there's a bazillion trillion reasons why they should be thrown out with much hilarity.

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    2. Re:HA! by GoMMiX · · Score: 0

      That's exactly why I referenced it.

    3. Re:HA! by servoled · · Score: 1

      Nice red herring arguement on the australian wheel patent. The fact is that the wheel "patent" that was issued was not a real patent and gave the filer no real rights other than to say, "look what I think I invented". The only examination that took place was to make sure that the all the papers where filed correctly. This is fairly close to the provisional patent system in the US. Neither type of patent grants any legal rights other than to refile as a real patent application later on while preserving the original filing date (This may not be true in AU, not sure) and neither type gets any real examination as to the merits of the invention and claims, only to formal matters.

      See the following for more details: Austrailian Innovation Patent and US Provisoinal Patent Applications.

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  16. Patent Lawsuits out of hand by Monty845 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know much about the patent laws but it seems to me that companies that use concepts that someone patented, and who implemented them with no knowledge of the patent shouldn't be able to be sued. I shouldn't be expected to research to determine if the solution I came up with on my own is patented. The burden of proof should require that the infringment was wilful. As a pratical matter someone who didn't wilfully infringe in the first place would have to be able to coninue using what ever was patented... Maybe I just don't see the big picture...

    1. Re:Patent Lawsuits out of hand by photonX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>"I don't know much about the patent laws but it seems to me that companies that use concepts that someone patented, and who implemented them with no knowledge of the patent shouldn't be able to be sued."

      Well...if I take my maching gun and fire it blindly about the neighborhood one night, should I not be responsible for harm if I didn't willfully intend to kill a particular person? Of course not. Not quite the same thing, true, and I have to agree with you that litigation as a whole is getting out of hand.

      Patents are a matter of public record (which is the whole idea, after all), and if a manufacturer is using a process that he doesn't know is patented or not, then I wouldn't think much of his business acumen, since he should either be protecting his process by patenting it himself, or, with the same research, discovering that it is already patented.

      I have to admit, though, that many of these intellectual properties patents, such as the Amazon 'one-click' process cited in other posts, certainly muddies the water for me. I always thought of a patent being for something you can hold in your hand (figuratively if not literally).

      --
      Anti-gravity? That was *my* little secret! But I never patented it! Boy, was *that* dumb!
    2. Re:Patent Lawsuits out of hand by DonGar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've written quite a bit of code that was patent infringing. Often I didn't realize it was so until much later (backing store, for example), but I've generally decided that I don't care anymore.

      In most cases the infringing code was something I invented on the fly and coded in a short period of time. Thus obvious and simple solutions to common problems.

      There are THOUSANDS of software patents filed DAILY, and it's truly not possible to do patent searches every time I write another 100 lines of code. The only thing that keeps the current legal system from sending the entire software industry into lawsuit deadlock is the fact that most companies make very little effort to ever enforce their patents.

      Partly this is because all major software companies have cross licensing agreements with all other major software companies. This is mostly just a safty measure to help avoid major lawsuit conflicts. Notice that individuals and small companies are left totally vulnerable.

      If IBM or Microsoft or HP or whoever decides to really cut loose then almost all individuals, open source, and small companies would be shut down. However they don't because it would be bad news for most everyone. Besides if they really cut loose, then the final result would be a major rework of the relevant laws. If they did that, they would haven't this extra weapon to pull out when needed.

      And from time to time they do (IBM at least, I assume they aren't the only ones), just not in a high profile way.

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    3. Re:Patent Lawsuits out of hand by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      What happens when it is Little Guy trying to sue VastCorp? VastCorp can claim that they had dozens of lightbulb projects on the go, and knew nothing about Little Guy's invention. (The most promising of these projects involved catching garden fairies in a bottle, but Little Guy can't prove that and VastCorp has lots of lawyers.)

      I don't think putting the burden of proof on the patent holder is the answer to patents of the obvious kind.

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  17. Patent 5,715,314 Claims by Greenisus · · Score: 5, Informative

    1. A network-based sales system, comprising:
    at least one buyer computer for operation by a user desiring to buy a product;
    at least one merchant computer; and at least one payment computer;


    How could they possibly know that Amazon has exactly this setup?

    2. A network-based sales system in accordance with claim 1, wherein said payment message and said access message each comprises a universal resource locator.

    This sounds exactly like one-click to me.

    Amazon's one-click patent was filed September 12, 1997; whereas this was filed October 24, 1994. How could the one-click patent be filed if it was alreay there? ...and don't say "you must be new here" :)

    4. A network-based sales system in accordance with claim 1, wherein said access message comprises a buyer network address.
    5. A network-based sales system in accordance with claim 4, wherein:
    said product can be transmitted from one computer to another; and
    said merchant computer causes said product to be sent to said user by transmitting said product to said buyer network address only.


    What?!? Said product is transferred to the buyer network address only? I never shipped any of those books I bought from Amazon to an IP address!

    15. A network-based sales system in accordance with claim 14, wherein:
    said payment message comprises a payment amount; and
    said payment computer is programmed to ensure that said user account has sufficient funds or credit to cover said payment amount.


    Surely this already existed. I doubt every time someone swiped an American Express card before October 24, 1994, a human being was called to look up an account balance in a paper ledger.

    39. A method of operating a shopping cart computer in a computer network comprising at least one buyer computer for operation by a user desiring to buy products, at least one shopping cart computer, and a shopping cart database connected to said shopping cart computer

    Funny, I figured you just needed a program to do a shopping cart, instead of a whole computer! Here we have a buyer computer, merchant computer, payment computer, and a shopping cart computer. Wow.

    I'd look at the other patents, but I'm getting dizzy....

    1. Re:Patent 5,715,314 Claims by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      The merchant computer, payment computer, and shopping cart computer can conceivably be the same computer.

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      'Standards' in computing only impress those who are impressed by things like 'standards'.
    2. Re:Patent 5,715,314 Claims by sam1am · · Score: 1
      What?!? Said product is transferred to the buyer network address only? I never shipped any of those books I bought from Amazon to an IP address!
      Well, you can buy certain new releases and "Hear it now" (get an electronic delivery of music. You can also get E-Books and E-Documents from Amazon.... This will be interesting in how it affects the various online music-for-download stores..
    3. Re:Patent 5,715,314 Claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No they cannot. The abstract states: A network-based sales system includes at least one buyer computer for operation by a user desiring to buy a product, at least one merchant computer, and at least one payment computer. The buyer computer, the merchant computer, and the payment computer are interconnected by a computer network.

    4. Re:Patent 5,715,314 Claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some claims may be tossed out on claim construction. Consider from claim 1


      said buyer computer being programmed to receive a user request for purchasing a product, and to cause a payment message to be sent to said payment computer that comprises a product identifier identifying said product;


      The part of "sent to said payment computer that comprises a product identifer indentifying said product" would indicate the computer comprises a product identifier identifying said message, and not that the payment message comprises a product identifer identifying said product.

    5. Re:Patent 5,715,314 Claims by mbirk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This reminds me of another problem with the current patent system (besides the fact that the USPTO essentially rubber-stamps all patent applications) -- the ridiculous language that they are written in. This makes it so difficult to determine what a patent is supposed to mean.

      We programmers (er, "software engineers") are always complaining about the poor quality of our specifications. Could you imagine if the specs were written in patent-ese!?!

    6. Re:Patent 5,715,314 Claims by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

      What? If this were included in a patent filing, I wouldn't think anything of it, but being on Slashdot, I have to say WTF did that mean?

    7. Re:Patent 5,715,314 Claims by trezor · · Score: 1
      • The merchant computer, payment computer, and shopping cart computer can conceivably be the same computer.

      You forgot the buyer computer!

      Yes, I know. That wouldn't even remotely (*w00t*) make sense, but in this new litigation- and barratry-based economy, obviously anything goes.

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    8. Re:Patent 5,715,314 Claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not very uncommon...actually youll find it in any kind of business...legalese is hard to read to read for non-lawyers, the words a plumber use to describe the problem that he fixed are often (and sometimes intentially) hard to decipher...and the same goes for patentese...

      Well, I work with patents (IAAPE) so I'm getting used =)

  18. Hiding in my bunker by teetam · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am going to be hiding in some bunker in a fetal position (unless that is patented too) because very soon, individuals like us won't be able to do anything without law enforcement arresting us. FBI (and RIAA) monitors my internet activity waiting to catch an illegal thought (or illegal byte). Corporate lawyers are watching everything every small biz does, to see if we violated any patents or copyrights, so that they can sue our savings out of us. Where is the freedom that we constantly preach to others?

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  19. government ageny & sane people by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 3, Funny
    Can somebody tell me which government agency is actually run by sane, competent people?

    Pffft! That's easy!

    The Department of Education.

    Oh, wait.

    Nevermind.

  20. Too many lawyers by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it me or is the demand for lawyer increasing forever. Everyone sues every company, and vice versa.

    At this rate, some day someone will make up some legit reason to sue the entire Internet altogether.

    1. Re:Too many lawyers by athakur999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the not too distant future, lawyers will prowl around hospital delivery rooms delivering preemptive lawsuits to newborns.

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    2. Re:Too many lawyers by bstone · · Score: 0

      At this rate, some day someone will make up some legit reason to sue the entire Internet altogether

      Didn't Scientology already threaten to do that?

  21. Re:I sue George Bush for stupidity infringment!! by dukeisgod · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know I shouldn't be feeding the troll, but does that mean you're saying that you were stupid first?

  22. To those still amazed by Ray+Ling · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Are all of you forgetting that only a few years ago, some laywers were actually thinking of applying for patents on specific stylized basketball moves, so players could "protect" their "style"? And famous boxing ring announcer Michael Buffer(sic) has the phrase "Let's Get Ready to Rumble!" trademarked. If you tried to use that phrase as an announcer on a sports show, he could sue you for trademark infringement. -rl

    1. Re:To those still amazed by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 4, Interesting

      TradeMark is actually quite sane and legitimate (in this specific example). This was his catchphrase, so naturally HE should be the one to use it. Just as if it were a logo or a product name, in market-speak it identifies his "brand".

      Why you think this has anything to do with braindead overly broad patents is beyond me.

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    2. Re:To those still amazed by Wordsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not sane at all that any one person should be able to take monopoly rights over a simple phrase just because it's brought him some notoriety. If it's his reading of the phrase that's so special, he doesn't need to worry about whether anyone else will use it. It not, then what's so unique and special about the phrase that it deserves such protection?

    3. Re:To those still amazed by term8or · · Score: 1

      IANAL but IIRC trademark doesn't have to be smart or special. To be valid, a trademark needs to uniquly identify a particular product or service within a limited business context.

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    4. Re:To those still amazed by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      And there I was thinking that was a hit song by Ant and Dec :-)

      Was he on it?

    5. Re:To those still amazed by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      And that is why trademark, by and large, really isn't a very sane concept - and even less so when ascribed to something as simple and obvious as a catch phrase.

      Copyright law, arguably, makes sense when you're talking about complex, unique works that take substantial time to create - although I could put forth an argument that says you shouldn't be able to own ideas, period, no matter how complex their manifestation. But to apply that sort of protection to something as simple as a name or phrase is absurd.

  23. Could be worse. by bgeer · · Score: 3, Funny

    It could have sample screenshots ripped off of a competing product filed in the patent application.

    1. Re:Could be worse. by term8or · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the screenshots infringe copyright? Sue !

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  24. Re:Not Another One! (yet more reality checks) by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your point is all great in theory - And what do you suppose we should do about companies who do nothing but come up with ideas to patent so that they can sue the pants off companies trying to make a buck bu innovating?

    I mean specifically companies who file patents (or just 'acquire' them) with less than zero intention of themselves turning the 'idea' into a marketable product, and less than zero intention of licensing said 'ideas' to companies who would LOVE to turn them into products.

    Every third day there's Yet Another LawSuit filed by "Jim Bobs Tech Patent Company" which has ZERO business (let alone INCOME) other than lawsuits they've filed "protecting" their patents.

    Is THIS the state of affairs your previous "patent system" is supposed to encourage?

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  25. This is starting to get ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    when will the govertment shut the patent office down and sue all their employees for idiocy. And at the same time give up the "patent" software and non-technical things?!
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    While at the same time its good, because in USA anything can happen, and USA is getting weaker so they have less and less rotten influence of the wolrd, and being ridiculed by cuba and other minor nations. So maybe its good you fight over shit...

  26. Software is over protected by IP law by Facekhan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Every other form of invention or creative work is protected by either copyright or Patent. Not both. Software should only be copyrightable not patentable because it is an expression of an idea. This allows other entities to emulate, imitate, and make competing versions of the idea. Patents protect an idea or invention. Copyrights protect a particular expression of an idea. Copyright terms need to be shortened for certain but software patents are extremely disruptive because they do not require that the actual code even be written. In addition patents are far more expensive to obtain than copyrights and they benefit mainly those with big pockets and those who think they are gonna use the patents to sue big pockets.

    The other big problem with software patents is that the Patent office is totally out of touch and is essentially selling patents, not reviewing them.

    Business models and methods should also not be patentable

  27. Reducing the cost won't help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    That would just encourage preemptive patents.

    The whole purpose of patents is to protect the commercially viable ideas of small companies or individuals - i.e., so they can benefit from their innovation.

    The best way would be to incentivize the US Patent office to make sure prior art is actually researched.

    Maybe, say, make patents more expensive, use the money to fund the patent office, but then make the patent office refund twice the money if any granted patent is overturned on prior art grounds. Commercially viable ideas will still get patented - trivial ones will not.

    Yes, this would result in some folks losing the benefits of ideas that, when conceived have no useful benefits but then develop them later for some reason. But the tradeoff would be an end to today's wars over trivial and obvious patents, all of which have mounds of prior art.

  28. New business model? by jobbleberry · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it just me or are companies starting to use Law Suits as a business model.

    For example the Music Industry has got it down to a fine art. Find a consumer, sue them for millions, they can't afford legal costs so they settle for around 3 - 5 grand, move onto the next.

    They could potentially make more money this way out of indiduals then by having them buy CD's.

    Just my thoughts anyway.

  29. The JOYS of the USPTO by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Clearly the USPTO cares little to not-at-all as to the actual content of a patent request, as long as what it describes hasn't been patented already.

    They're quite happy to rubber-stamp "First Post" on almost any document no matter how trivial, irrelevant, or land-grabbing the actual verbiage and let the courts fight it out amongst themselves.

    I guess someone way-back decided that Lawyers in the US didn't have enough work to justify their existence (not to mention their hourly rates)

    These days there's a virtual plague of lawyers, we'd be feeding them RAT POISON if someone hadn't made it illegal already.

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    1. Re:The JOYS of the USPTO by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      "Clearly the USPTO cares little to not-at-all as to the actual content of a patent request, as long as what it describes hasn't been patented already."

      Umm, I think there has been at least one example of duplicate, or practically duplicate patents already posted. It's too damned late, and I'm too damned tired to look, but IIRC there have been examples aplenty in past patent-related threads. I don't fault you, though..I was amazed that the USPTO wouldn't even bother to check for duplicates, at a minimum. Of course, the lobbyists are probably hauling the money to congress in dumptrucks, to make sure the USPTO is massively underfunded to create just such a litigation friendly cluster-fsck.

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  30. Inspired! by Abraxis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wow, I'm inspired. What better way to make a living than to let somebody make a fortune through doing business, and then extract that fortune from them by using lawyers and a piece of paper that says "I thought of it first" that they hand out at the patent office like candy.

    I'm going to run to the patent office tomorrow with my new patent idea:
    A method of extracting capital from another party by patenting a method that the aforementioned other party has already successfully used to earn revenue.

    No, wait... I think that's a little too specific for the patent office. Patent plan B:
    A method by which a party, called the 'seller' receives monetary compensation in exchange for providing goods and/or services to a second party, called the 'buyer'.

    I'm rich!
    1. Re:Inspired! by void+warranty() · · Score: 1

      A method of extracting capital from another party by patenting a method of extracting capital from another party by patenting method that the aforementioned other party has already successfully used to earn revenue.

      Hand it over!

  31. Has anyone patented suing as a business model? by aauu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Replace all your hordes of workers with a handful of lawyers. Pay them % of the profits. Sue anyone listed in the phone book. (pat pend.)

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    1. Re:Has anyone patented suing as a business model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO will sue against this patent due to prior art.

  32. I think I've solved the problem. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm going to patent Apathy! That way, when people complain about how nothing is being done, I can sue them for not doing anything themselves, like writing their congresswhores, or donating money to the EFF, or boycotting companies that use patent litigation as a business model.


    Now if I could only...get out of this....chair......ah, fuckit.


    Wow! I'm making money already!

    1. Re:I think I've solved the problem. by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1

      You have a point, up to a point.

      The problem is how do those of us outside the US register a complaint? I can only assume that technically we non-Americans don't have a say when it somes to the USPTO. But some of the more bizarre patents are damaging on a wider scale, as the Internet doesn't really adhere to borders and boundaries - meaning that we should have a say, as it affects us.

      Is there anyone that we can complain to - and actually get listened to by?

      Tiggs
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    2. Re:I think I've solved the problem. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      True, being outside the U.S. you don't get a say. However, being outside the U.S., when someone tries to sue your company under a US patent, go ahead and tell them to pound sand. :D

  33. I have an idea for the USPTO by bersl2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    outsource

    1. Re:I have an idea for the USPTO by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      They did. To the patent lawyers. I'll be here all week..try the veal.

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  34. And become part of history by matria · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If it's the real McCoy!

    http://www.smash.com/seg/timelab/stories/121mcco y. html

    Although there are other theories on the origin of the expression, they all indicate the same thing: it's the best, it's the original, it's the real thing.

  35. Software Patent Defense Organization by Karl-Friedrich+Lenz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One way to fix this is to get rid of software patents altogether, as the European Parliament vote in September 2003 tried to do.

    But as long as American lawmakers don't understand the damage done by software patents, one other possible workaround would be to build a Software Patent Defense Organization (SPDO) after the model of NATO. I described that briefly in a book on software patents I published in 2002 (in German).

    The basic idea would be to copy Article 5 of the NATO Treaty. Members of the SPDO would treat any software patent based attacks on any member as an attack on themselves and promise to retaliate with all means at their disposal.

    That might be a deterrent even for those obnoxious outfits that have no business themselves except that of suing from overbroad patents, so they can't be impressed by any counterclaims based on defensive patents. They would still need to assess the threat of having to fight every member of the SPDO at the same time.

    The IBM and Apache open source software licenses cancelling all rights in retaliation to a software patents based attack are one step in this direction. But stronger measures might be necessary to keep the system from collapsing.

    Basically it's just like spam. With the amount of damage by spam rising exponentially, people get annoyed and angry, and start to ask for strong countermeasures. With the amount of damage by software patent lawsuits rising, the same will be true here.

    If even Amazon gets sued, now might be the point to start considering building a collective retaliation option.

    1. Re:Software Patent Defense Organization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you managed to equate spam and patent lawsuits. There we go, get a patent on patent spam. What would we talk about on Slashdot after that?

  36. OT Hiding in my bunker - sorry, that's illegal. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    (What follows is offtopic, redundant, trollish flambait. Mod away.)

    'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' I had that quoted at me by a judge long ago (I was 18, and had a *lot* of speeding tickets).

    Is there anyone out there who could rattle off every law we have on the books?

    I am often fond of saying, "You break the law as soon as you wake up in the morning." I can't think of *anyone* I have *ever* known in my entire life that hasn't broken a law at least once a day. (Those who are in comas need not apply)

    Take your car. You have a air freshener hanging from the rearview mirror? That's reason enough for a cop to pull you over - obstructing your view. Driving to work? Did you signal every turn? Did you look both ways? Is your gas door open? (I got pulled over for this.)

    Your computer. How many have at least one mp3 or software program you 'shouldn't' have? Copyright infringement. Coding software? You've probably run into a software patent and don't even know it. Bought cigs for your kid brother? Spank your child in public? Pee on the side of the road? Stole a pencil from work? Ate a piece of candy from the bin at the grocery store? Have a garage sale without a permit? Give false information on your taxes? Walk across the middle of a street? Litter? Give someone the finger?

    Granted, lots of this stuff is just rude behavior, and some of it isn't illegal where you may live, but who can possibly know all the laws on the books at any one time? God forbid you travel to another state and have to do two weeks of research in order to make it to the other side.

    People will decide that they have no choice. Ignore it. Why bother? Everything you do is illegal, and moreso every day. Corporations ignore the law, and when caught, ignore the punishment. Politicans are making more laws all the time, yet are largely above the law.

    I'd love to say that freedom for the US will be decided this November 2nd, but I know better, and I wish more people did too.

    1. Re:OT Hiding in my bunker - sorry, that's illegal. by Holi · · Score: 1

      I actually had my congress women ( I lived in Oakland at the time but I can't remember her name ) find me an approximate count of all federal laws. It was in the 80,000 range. So no I don't think there is a person who could even come close to rattling off even a small percentage of the existing laws. In fact I have often wondered if it is even possible to go through a normal day with out breaking at least one law.

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    2. Re:OT Hiding in my bunker - sorry, that's illegal. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      There are some collections of weird and stupid laws. One is at http://www.dumblaws.com/states/.

      Anyone have more URLs for good collections like this?

      There have also been a number of books published on the topic. I have a copy of The Trenton Pickle Ordinance, one of the classics, and it's pretty funny.

      There have also been a number of articles written over the years explaining why, at least in most of the US, it's not logically possible to be law-abiding. Most places have a number of conflicting laws that can't all be followed simultaneously.

      In one place that I lived, a lawyer friend liked to explain that, if you have no money in your pocket, you can be arrested for vagrancy. But if you do have money in your pocket, consider those coin- or dollar-matching games that you learned as a child? There was a local law against the possession of "gambling devices" which you'd be violating. So they had you whether or not you had currency on your person or not.

      This is significant, of course. If you think that "Oh, they'd never enforce something that stupid" then you don't understand the meaning of the phrase "nuisance law".

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    3. Re:OT Hiding in my bunker - sorry, that's illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Is there anyone out there who could rattle off every law we have on the books?"

      When I was 17 I "protested" the insane number of laws by writing to my congress reps and asked psuedo-naively for a copy of all the laws so I could be sure to obey them. I got back a polite letter saying "You really don't want that because it would be way too many pages."

  37. Why software patents are not a good idea by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know what would be a great idea? X. Too bad it would cost a bunch of money to develop X into something usefull...if only there were some way to help try to ensure that I could recover the money I spend developing it...

    There are a couple of problems with this logic. First, you're worried that someone will rip off your idea. Patents were designed in a day and age when the things being patented were *simple*. An industrial process, or a simple machine. The thing is, it's *really hard* to just duplicate the functionality of a worthwhile piece of software. If you can't just take the software (and copyright takes care of that), it's generally not going to be cheap or quick for you to reimplement the idea...and in that time, the original person has moved beyond where he was. Software needs patents much less than old processes once did.

    Second, you're giving an example of an exceptional idea, something really amazing. The problem is that software development is so complex compared to earlier systems that you could find something to patent in almost every new system made. This is, frankly, not how the patent system is intended to operate at all.

    Third, you talk about "expense" of developing the new idea. It really *was* expensive to develop some older things -- if you want to build a new machine and figure out how to make it work well, it could take many years and lots of expensive and painstaking ironwork -- and the simple result could be copied. However, software is (comparably ) incredibly cheap to work with. You think, write a hundred lines of code, and you have an implementation to test out and work with. You don't write up a blueprint and then have an implementation to test two months later.

    Fourth, older devices were much more static. A plow is a plow is a plow. Maybe someone comes up with a way to hollow out part of the thing and make it lighter...then no improvements for a while. In the software field, there are constantly surging improvements. The whole goal of an engineer is to improve on existing systems...rather unlike the masses of plow companies, that might just produce different plows of roughly the same design. Patents are *much* more onerous in software.

    I worked in a research lab for a while, and I think that I can safely claim that software patents are minimally useful to society. It's fairly rare that a really good, reasonable, legitimate software patent exists -- the type of research encouraged by software patents is of the "lock people out" variety, rather than the "make something better" variety. I do not think that research would be signifiantly impacted by a lack of software patents, and I *do* think that software engineering would be much easier.

    1. Re:Why software patents are not a good idea by Mr.+Troll · · Score: 1

      I'm a mechanical engineer.....I in no way had software patents in mind :p

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  38. WTF? Idiot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That is the worst example I have ever read. If you had an AIDS pill you would make money off basically the entire continent of Africa, not to mention Haiti and other areas. The drug companies are perfect examples of why patents are good. Think about it, if you were a little drug company, inveneted the cure for aids, then everyone could make it, well there would be no point to inventing it other than the good of mankind. Now nontangible items like "software used to search a web site" are bullshit. If you want to compare it to the example I just gave, little guy makes new product, then you really need to consider that small software projects by university students and the like turn out big if they are good ideas and built well. Big corporations in the same field don't stand up to good ideas due to the basically no cost distrobution techniques and the intangibility of the products. Thusly, a chemical formula one creates (not discovers naturally occuring, like DNA patents) and the like should be totally patentable as they are now. Rules reguarding the intangible should be strengthened, as they are through frivoulous cases like this one. The system (at least in America) is getting better BY these stupid cases.

    1. Re:WTF? Idiot! by PReDiToR · · Score: 0

      If you had an AIDS pill you would make money off basically the entire continent of Africa

      And where do you think they are going to get the money to buy it all?
      That's right, from us. The drug companies invest their profits in business schemes the Govt taxes them and then gives the money back to the Africans for some more drugs [usually via the WHO or somesuch, but back it goes nonetheless].

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  39. Good Case for an IP Statute of Limitation by serutan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This sort of booby-trap business model wouldn't happen if patent holders were required to take anti-infringement action within a limited time. If alleged infringement goes on in plain view for say, 2 years without any claim against it, then there should be no infringement claim. If Sovrain tried to victimize my company in this way, I would seriously look for a way to prosecute them as terrorists.

  40. Another one? by Raynach · · Score: 3, Informative
    Didn't Amazon already have a copyright/trademark lawsuit on its hands from this bookstore?

    I wonder how that case has been turning out....

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  41. Just out of curiosity by lightknight · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How many people on slashdot have ever tried filing for a patent (software or otherwise)?

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  42. This should solve the problem by indefinite · · Score: 1

    How about making a business method patent for creating/acquiring a bunch of broad patents and then waiting until someone infringes on them, waiting some more, and then suing for all back infringement and forcing a commission on future use.

  43. I've got an invention... by Myco · · Score: 1, Funny

    The one click lawsuit.

    I've got a good feeling about this one.

  44. Bzzt, wrong by Zirtix · · Score: 1
    Corporate lawyers are watching everything every small biz does

    Sorry, but that's ridiculous. The patent lawyer armies are marching on the huge revenues of Amazon and MS, not small businesses. They follow the money. Large scale patent litigation is just not feasible, and if it was tried there would be a backlash.

    Now on the copyright issue, yes, the RIAA is suing smalltime copyright violators. But that is a lot cheaper than patent litigation, and it doesn't affect small businesses at all (or even most file sharers).

  45. It's long past time to get rid of software patents by i)ave · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is no need for patents on software, we already have copyright laws which should be used rather than the extreme overkill of "software patents". Look, there is no risk to companies who innovate in software... noone's shelling out a Billion $ to develop 1-click shopping, thus no need for them to have a monopoly on something as asinine as 1-click shopping for 20 years. In hardware, a company might spend a billion$ trying to develop a product before it can ever come to market -- that's a detrimental impact on that company's bottom line, and they should have a 20 year monopoly. If a company could not receive that monopoly, in most cases, they would not have a necessary incentive to spend a billion$ on R&D and the product would never come into existence. Contrast that with software innovation... Does anyone REALLY BELIEVE that without software/internet patents there was no hope that the world would ever be blessed with 1-click shopping? Does anyone really care about 1-click shopping? Of course this little company would still have developed 1-click shopping, because it didn't cost them anything extra to develop and it pays instant rewards in increased sales. Do you think for a second that we wouldn't have browser plug-ins without patents? Do you think for a second that we wouldn't have turbotax, halo, amazon, ebay, slashdot without patents? Of course we would! The question is what do we NOT have because of software patents. What companies are being shut-down, stifled, put out of business -- what REAL innovations are being stamped out because they might "infringe" on something as asinine as 1-click-shopping? Everyone agrees that without industrial patents, we wouldn't have 1/10th the innovation in aerospace, electronics, mining, or environmental science... but without software/internet patents we'd have more innovation that we do currently. Whose really benefitting from all these software patents? A: The Gov't and the Lawyers... that's it, it ain't us folks, so don't let anyone feed you a line about how these software patents are designed to "bring innovation to the consumer market"... that's a crock. The reality is we'd have all the same software innovations we have today (most likely more), but due to an increase in competition, the software might be a little less buggy and would probably be a lot cheaper, too.

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  46. There is prior art anyway by blincoln · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't know about other online retailers, but I was using CDConnection before there was even a world wide web to browse on, back in 1991 or 1992 (they've been around since 1990).

    They had a telnet-based system that used something very much like the shopping carts of today, although I can't remember if it was actually called a "shopping cart."

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  47. Hell hath no fury.... by openmtl · · Score: 1, Funny
    Both the Soverain President and the VP are women. The President was also an attorney.

    Boy are Amazon in for a long fight !.

    Hides as wife walks into room...

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  48. Amazon Sued for Patent Infringement? How Sad... by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 0, Funny

    I would like to help them so much... I know! I will offer Amazon my legal advice, free of charge, because I think they are great, and I am such a nice guy, despite being a lawyer. Let me only click... Oh, no! I would have to commit a crime of one-clicking patent infringement to even RTFA! But I want to help them! Must... resist... Thou Shall Not Infringe... Thou Shall Not Steal Innovative Clicking Ideas... But... I ... must... help... Only... clicking... would... help... Must... not... click... Help... Click... No... Cannot... Oh dear God, my brain!

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  49. Where's the consistency? by Gilesx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is is that companies can be sued over the most minute parts of technology (I'm just waiting for Microsoft to take someone to the cleaners over Wizard patent infringment), yet gaming companies can virtually rip off complete ideas and nobody bats an eyelid?

    Consider these, uhh... "coincidences":

    Alone in the Dark --> Resident Evil
    GTA 3 --> Simpsons Hit & Run
    Crazy Taxi --> Super Taxi Driver
    Thief --> Just about every stealth first person game since then

    In my opinion, the gameplay advances that were *unique* to the original games, and then turn up in games a couple of months later, should be questioned. Maybe if more games companies took the time to think up original concepts, rather than blatantly ripping off the innovations of other games, we'd see a healthier, and more enjoyable games industry.

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    1. Re:Where's the consistency? by trezor · · Score: 1
      • Why is is that companies can be sued over the most minute parts of technology

      Because most people don't have a fscking clue when it comes to technology?

      Face it, we are geeks. We know how stuff works. We know it's generic, we know it's simple. But "people", as in people in general, don't. To them it's magic, simple as that.

      What do we know? Maybe people believe that a website can "invent" new stuff, that others can't? What is certain is that people just expect things to work (like magic) and don't ever know that things works because there are established standards being applied.

      Most people don't know technology, they just use it. I believe that is how things have been at most times in history.

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    2. Re:Where's the consistency? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is is that companies can be sued over the most minute parts of technology [...], yet gaming companies can virtually rip off complete ideas and nobody bats an eyelid?

      Because that's the way the law is set up. Nothing more, nothing less.

  50. Take away drug-aptents NOW! by trezor · · Score: 2, Interesting
    • Take drug patents: it costs a lot of time and money to just come up with a drug worth patenting. Drug patents give incentives to corporations to create medicines to help people because they know they'll be able to regain a lot of the money they put into coming up with the medicine.

    I sincerly hope that someday, you might be correct. Because right now patents are being used fof the exact opposite.

    There is no continent in the world as AIDS-ridden as Africa. We all know this. So there is probably no bigger market either. However Africa doesn't represent a very wealthy part of our world. They can't afford to pay full price for AIDS-medicine.

    So the drug-co's are using patents to make sure they don't get any drugs at all. That's corporate greed for you.

    If you google a little bit on the subject, it seems they are finding legal ways around the patent-system to get drugs anyway.

    But the fact that the so called human-friendly medical-industry is willing to let an entire continents die, just because they don't profit enough, probably shows how bad the idea of drug-patents really are.

    It gives a monopoly to be a life-saver, but no duty. How bad is that? No really. That's just awful.

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  51. Offtopic as usual by trezor · · Score: 0
    • expect both the scorn and ridicule, as well as the eventual first place against the wall when the revolution comes.

    We're all waiting for that revelution you know. But I'd expect the right to bash Republican ass and smoke weed, or I'm not in :)

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  52. Meanwhile... by ThisIsFred · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... Real innovators continue to design truly valuable new ideas, but are largely ignored.

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  53. How times change by dial90 · · Score: 1

    When I went to college, the hottest subject was IT and companies couldn't get enough IT trained people. These days if you go to college the hottest subject is law and companies can't get enough lawyers to sue the crap out of other companies. Hmmmm. I think I'm in the wrong profession.

  54. as thee sow... by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

    ...shall thee reap!! :-)

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  55. Business Plan by Stiletto · · Score: 1, Funny


    Step 1: Buy the "IP" of a bankrupt company
    Step 2: Find someone infringing and sue
    Step 3: Profit!!!

  56. patent-ese by trezor · · Score: 1
    • Could you imagine if the specs were written in patent-ese!?!

    Patent-ese? Which one? Would it be legal-ese, weasel, jargon, mumble, doublespeak, incomprehension or oxymortion?

    Communication-inhibitors have many different shapes and names you know....

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  57. Er... Maybe, maybe not by trezor · · Score: 1
    • They could potentially make more money this way out of indiduals then by having them buy CD's.

    Er... They would have to keep selling CDs at least for a generation, so that people are accustomed the fact they are entitled to suing at random.

    After people get accustomed to that, they can just stop selling music all together, because by then, corporations have been given the right to profit, regardless.

    Oh, what a wonderfull future we will have! We can ofcourse hope that there's some balance in all this. That for every action there's a reaction.

    When the pig-filthy greed-ridden corporations finally steps out too far, there might actually be some changes? I'm not saying revolution and all that, but maybe a few sane changes to the way coroporations are being allowed to run this world?

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  58. Re:I sue George Bush for stupidity infringment!! by ward.deb · · Score: 1

    I'd like to patent atoms... I'm sure I'd get a lot of royalties...:D

  59. Got patented software? by trezor · · Score: 1

    My software creates paragraphs.

    It uses my patented method of inserting additional information-blocks into text-frames, making the sofisticated possibility of paragraphing text real.

    In correctly presented forms these additional information-blocks would not be presented, but if the text-frame were to be displayed unprocessed, the text itself would be seperatable from the advanced information-blocks by human eyes. This system therefore also possesses the quality of information-redundancy.

    I see that a lot of people here are in direct vioaltion of my patent, and they should all expect lawsuits.

    This does not, however, apply to parent poster.

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  60. Drug patents vs. software patents by DMNT · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Drug patents differ a lot from software patents.

    Drug patent holds one specific substance and the methods to produce that substance. Software patents are dangerous, because they hold a result.

    Could you agree that a medical company could hold a patent for curing impotence or AIDS? Of course not! Such a goal isn't patentable, and so should it be in software too. One painkiller isn't enough, there should be room for other substances too and therefore you can only patent your methods, not the result.

    Copyright laws are IMHO enough for protecting your code. No one can copy your work, but they are free to achieve the same results your software has, as long as they make their own work there. Imagine if someone had patented databases.

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    1. Re:Drug patents vs. software patents by zedenne · · Score: 1

      you mean someone hasn't patented databases?

      i think i need to go and prepare my 'storing binary data on a variety of electrical storage devices in a structured and accessible manner' patent application ready.

      i reckon in 12 months i can hold oracle to ransom!

    2. Re:Drug patents vs. software patents by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      databases!! of course!!

      ...runs off to patent office....

      Amazon shut up money here I come!!

  61. Users are part of the Infringing Parties by ConversantShogun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Regarding Patent #5,715,314, this is a weird situation, and it would be interesting to see a patent attorney's opinion on how it would play out, with regards to this point: The components necessary for building an infringing system are owned by separate parties, whose interactions is by free association, and not by the design of a system.

    The patent isn't for a system that can accept and process sales orders. It's for a sales system in which the user's computer is part of the system. Amazon doesn't have or deploy such a system. They only deploy a partial implementation of the system. An individual user doesn't have such a aystem, either, but he does have and use part of such a system. The sum effect of the free acts of Amazon and the individual buyer result in an emergent system that is equivalent to the patented system.

    So, it would seem that neither Amazon nor a user can be particularly targeted in an infringement suit because neither of them infringes. Could a suit be brought against Amazon and its shoppers together, under a conspiracy theory?

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    1. Re:Users are part of the Infringing Parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that they could get them for inducement to infringe.

      I remember it being more difficult to enforce inducement because direct infringement (no doctrine of equivalents) must be proved:

      ("Liability for either active inducement of infringement or for contributoryinfringement is dependent upon the existence of direct infringement."); C.R. Bard, Inc. v. AdvancedCardiovascular Sys., Inc., 911 F.2d 670, 673 (Fed.Cir.1990) ("Of course, a finding of induced or contributoryinfringement must be predicated on a direct infringement...."); Moleculon Research Corp. v. CBS, Inc., 872F.2d 407, 410 (Fed.Cir.1989) ("In the absence of direct infringement, [defendant] cannot be held liable forinducing infringement under section 271(b)."); Met-Coil Sys. Corp. v. Korners Unlimited, Inc., 803 F.2d 684,687 (Fed.Cir.1986) ("Absent direct infringement of the patent claims, there can be neither contributoryinfringement ... nor inducement of infringement...." (citations omitted)); Blackman v. Hadron, Inc., 450 F.2d781, 782 (2d Cir.1971) ("[A]bsent direct infringement, no action for contributory infringement can bemaintained.").For a good discussion of both inducement and contributory infringement see Curtis Manufacturing Co., Inc.v. Plasti-Clip Corp., 888 F.Supp. 1212

    2. Re:Users are part of the Infringing Parties by ConversantShogun · · Score: 1

      Inducement means that the induced party has to actually be infringing. Here, the problem is that neither party, by itself, is infringing.

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  62. Patents should not be valid after owner bankrupt by Phil+John · · Score: 1

    ...if the owner is a company that is. There is no need to defend the patent anymore...you tried to make it work and lost, tough cookies.

    Patents are there to give the holders protection from infringement, but if there is no holder company then no infringement can happen and laws should be drawn up to allow all such patents to become public domain.

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  63. hey! by SQLz · · Score: 1

    Those patents are about as valid as a....one click shopping cart patent....oh wait.

  64. Re:Not Another One! (yet more reality checks) by lauterm · · Score: 1

    Please leave SCO (Darl McBride's Tech Company) out of this.

  65. The real problem is ... by jc42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the news.com.com article, there's an elegant statement of the real problem with such patents:

    "The Patent Office, being not a technical organization, ..."

    The USPTO (and probably similar agencies in other countries) has admitted that they have a very real problem in dealing with software patents. This was a rather new thing to them, and they have never been able to hire more than a few people with the right technical expertise. So they have basically taken the approach of "Approve everything and let the courts decide."

    They know this is a disaster, but there's not a damned thing they can do about it. There aren't enough people with the right expertise, and even if there were, the USPTO doesn't have money to hire them. Their funding is controlled by Congress, and their hiring pool is controlled by The Market. So this will continue until Congress changes the rules or gives them the billions of $$ that the job requires. Or until millions of computer geeks decide to get a second degree in patent law and donate their time to the cause.

    Until one of those things happen, we will continue to draw closer to the future that Bruce Parens described: It will become illegal to write software unless you're working for a giant corporation, because everything you write will be challenged in court as a patent violation.

    Of course, we do have a similar problem with copyright. Ever since the laws were changed so that everything is copyrighted by default, it has slowly become more difficult to not infringe. Any sentence we write (including this one) has a growing chance of having been written before, and is thus violating the copyright of the previous author.

    In the case of copyright, there is one way out, which is to make your sentences so long and complex that the chance of them duplicating what someone wrote earlier becomes increasingly minuscule, and you can be reasonably certain that a search via google (or any other search engines that may be developed in the future) won't find a good match, or at least a match that duplicates all the disparate ideas that you have managed to shoehorn into your convoluted, rambling sentence sufficiently well to violate any copyright that may be claimed on sentences that express only a few of the many concepts that you have managed to incorporate into your ....

    (Hmmm ... Maybe the same idea would work with patents? ;-)

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    1. Re:The real problem is ... by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      "Their funding is controlled by Congress, and their hiring pool is controlled by The Market. So this will continue until Congress changes the rules or gives them the billions of $$ that the job requires."

      As I posted earlier in the thread, there has to be lobbyists that are paying off..erm, pressuring congresscritters to underfund the USPTO to keep the "get obvious/duplicate/stupid patent, wait till others develop, then sue" buisiness model alive and growing. Is there any way to "follow the money" in this case, and put pressure on both the lobbying entity and the congresscritter? Sometimes a little daylight (publicity) can really burn these unholy alliances.

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  66. This is taught in business schools by mrm677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've taken a few MBA courses as part of my Ph.D. minor requirement. What floored me is how business students and professors treat patents. "Getting a patent" is part of nearly every business plan involving technology...I've asked "what if there isn't anything novel to patent". They treat me as stupid by responding that there is always something to patent...ALWAYS!

    And then we went over a case study about a recent technology company that failed. They attributed their failure due to a lack of patent protection. However knowing a bit about the technology and company, it was obvious that this company wasn't doing anything novel...just trying to do it better and cheaper.

  67. Sueing over the effects of a Medication by deck · · Score: 1

    Pfizer is pursuing just that. They are sueing another company that produces a drug that has the same effect as Viagra(TM) but is a completely different chemical.

  68. MOD PARENT UP by Shinglor · · Score: 1

    +5 Insightful. He has a good point about patenting methods vs results.

  69. Sue the crap out of them? by emilng · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or are more and more companies trying hard to find every single person/company and sue the crap out of them?

    It's what I would do if I were a fertilizer company.

  70. don't bite the hand that feeds by jswhiting · · Score: 1

    did anyone notice that the USPTO pages offer "view cart" and "add to cart" buttons... seems to me like the USPTO is using a "network sales system" protected under USPTO patent 5,715,314... i wonder if Soverain Software has plans to sue the USPTO. Don't bite the hand that feeds, but bite everyone else's!

  71. When we have this many lawsuits flying around by stealth.c · · Score: 1

    I think these CEOs need to do a little soul-searching and figure out if they're really doing themselves, or the industries they work in, any good. In the cases of "intellectual property" and especially software patents, if so many people have to sue one another, I believe it's indicative of a deeper problem. A problem already solved here.

    Morons. Don't they know that the lawyers are the only winners? The real solution is not more lawsuits. The money spent on a software patent lawsuit might as well be flushed down the toilet for all the good it does the world. The real solution is adjusting the industry's perceptions about software.
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  72. Re:Not Another One! (yet more reality checks) by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    Research and licensing is a valid business model. If someone has a reasonable patent with reasonable work behind it, it makes sense that they'd protect it from use without a license.

    It's the suits from companies that didn't actually do anything that piss me off.

  73. New Medicines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take drug patents: it costs a lot of time and money to just come up with a drug worth patenting. Drug patents give incentives to corporations to create medicines to help people because they know they'll be able to regain a lot of the money they put into coming up with the medicine.

    Grandpa asked me to relay his "HEAR, HEAR!!! GO PFIZER!!!"...

  74. Don't blame the Patent Office by frinkster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It wasn't their idea to start issuing these patents. They do it because they have to. Court decisions and new laws are forcing them to. To make matters worse, about half of all their revenue is siphoned off to other agencies, leaving them without the necessary resources to properly research patent applications.

    The Patent Office knows that this is a problem, and they're trying to find a way to fix it. Unfortunately, Congress doesn't seem to want to help.

  75. One problem with drug patents is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as your production increases towards infinity, your cost to manufacture a part drops to zero.

    In the semiconductor industry, if you can design a part for $600,000 and you expect to sell 5 million parts, you can sell it very cheaply and still make a profit while undercutting your competition. Of course, if you have no competition, you can sell it for whatever you like. It's better for drug companies, obviously, because people will more than likely pay as much as they can afford.

    Now what's really funny is how many larger semiconductor companies patent designs and before the patent's run out of it's 7 year life span, stop bothering to actively defend it court. The corporation I currenty work for, for example, has told a smaller corporation trying to sue them over 3 patents that they can let it drop, or face a counter suit because they use over 11 of ours.

  76. Re: copyright for software, perfect? by pbhj · · Score: 1

    Copyright IMHO is not the perfect tool, neither are patents. Don't ask me what is ...

    [ok do!]
    * Something short term (5 years perhaps) in keeping with the pace of change in the field so the tech is still worth using when the monopoly expires.
    * The "if you didn't actually copy it's OK" feature of copyright would be retained.
    * Working source code disclosure (in an electronic form) would be a part of it. ... that's about as far as I go ... probably totally unworkable too!!

    [I'm a patent practitioner]

  77. Making Money by Owning Idea Not Implementing Them by Blinkslowly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Way too many people and organization have decided to make money by owning an idea instead of implementing it. Congress should consider a revised patent law that forces 'inventors' to implement their patents in a certain period of time or risk losing them. Use it or lose it.

  78. anyone own the rights to sliced bread? by kevinmf · · Score: 0, Troll

    the patent office needs to completely overhaul the way it handles these intellectual property patents. spam aside, these frivolous patents are the worst thing that has ever happened to the internet.

    from attacking Microsoft for developing/'stealing' the idea for installing plugins on-demand, or the completely revolutionary idea of having a computer automatically detect when media is inserted, these lawsuits are a waste of everyone's time and money. owning patents on things like this is, in the computer world, like owning a patent on breathing, or sliced bread.

    they would never be awarded to people if the patent office had high-school graduates, or at least semi-computer literate people working there. these government workers deserve to be fired for doing such a shitty job. the bs work that they do would not be tolerated anywhere else, except under ridiculous bureaucracy of the American government.

    i'm waiting for someone to come up with a lawsuit claiming to have the rights to using the internet as a tool 'for accessing other networked computers and information across the globe' or hell, even the internet itself.

    these patent officers, i'm told, get paid on an hourly basis, so the number of patents they put through has no effect on them. it doesn't matter whether they even read the damn thing (which i'll bet resulted in patents like the ones i mentioned above.)

  79. Recession proof by dave981 · · Score: 1

    It's amazing that the one industry that is recession proof is lawyers... There's always people to leech off of and to sue.

    Lawyer 1: "Wow, the economy is really in a down turn right now, what do you want to do?"
    Lawyer 2: "Same thing we do every other day of the year, lets sue someone!"

  80. Re:Did anyone else think WONDER WOMAN.. by lcsjk · · Score: 1

    For a second there, I was in fear that someone had a patent on that invisible plane that is mind controlled. I wonder if I just anticipated a later /. story! I think I had one of those planes, but with mind control accuracy at only 95 percent, I think I crashed it.

  81. Two words only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    HA HA!
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  82. Out of Control by Gumpmaster · · Score: 1

    Patents should not apply to natural progression of a product. For instance shoes. First there were slip on's. Then someone invented the shoelace and the bow knot. Then, in the 1980's, velcro. Should we be paying someone everytime we use the bow knot to tie our shoes? If we used a different knot, it would still fundamentaly resemble the bow knot and we would still be infringing.

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  83. Trademark is antifraud,not "Intellectual Property" by moncyb · · Score: 1

    Trademark was obviously not designed to allow someone to claim a word or phrase as their "property." It is an anti-fraud measure--a law against what has been termed identity theft. Its purpose is to keep con artists from selling shoddy, low quality wares using some respected company's name.

    No one is going to think Joe Dumble is Michael Buffer just because Joe used the phrase "let's get ready to rumble." Using a catch phrase is hardly impersonating a business--unless they did something like say "I'm that guy on TV who always said 'lets get ready to rumble.' Remember me? Buy my stuff." Though I don't see how this should fall into the domain of trademark law--it is more along the lines of general fraud. If you take trademarks that far, you'll get to the point where everyone will trademark their face, and if you look anything like some already established businessperson, you'll be sued for "trademark infringement" because someone may possibly mistake you for someone else. Insane.

    Merely using a catch phrase isn't impersonating someone, just like merely having a similar looking face isn't either.

    If someone said they were from Lets Get Ready to Rumble Inc, and Mr. Buffer's company was called Lets Get Ready to Rumble, then it would be a valid trademark issue--someone was trying to impersonate his business. Just saying the words isn't.

    Why you think this has anything to do with braindead overly broad patents is beyond me.

    I can't speak for the other poster, but I think this has to do with overly broad patents because people (like you) have lumped patent, copyright, and trademark law into some sort of "intellectual property" category and use it to validate claims of ownership on basic ideas.

  84. The new R&D economy!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The driving force in the new economy will be patent infringement lawsuits! It's were the REAL money is!

  85. The supreme court (was: Re:They have it coming...) by Keybounce · · Score: 0

    You're kidding, right?

    According to the supreme court, if I'm accused of 30 counts of drug dealing and sexual molestation, and 1 count of speeding, then when I'm convicted of speeding, I can be sentenced as though all 31 counts were guilty, because "not guilty is not the same as innocent".

    According to the supreme court, the Menendez brothers (remember them?) were well served in the requirements of justice by having seperate juries, a prosecuting attourney that argued before both juries that their opponent was guilty of this crime that only one of the two could have done, getting guilty convictions against both of them, and having both serve life sentences. IF you didn't understand that: Here you have 2 nasty people. Both have committed crimes. But for this one crime, at most 1 of these two can be guilty of this crime, yet both are found guilty. You are guaranteed to have one innocent person in these two, yet both the guilty and the innocent are sent to life imprisonment, and the supreme court says "OK, both were found guilty by the due process of the law".

    Jury nullification. The jury has the right and power to return "not guilty" even when the law is technically violated, when the act in question is done. That's been upheld by both appellate and supreme courts. The supreme court has said that it's not a mistrial if the jury is NOT informed of this right. Yet trial court judges will insist to juries that they must return guilty if the law is technically violated, and no appallate nor supreme court has said "trial courts cannot instruct the jury that way".

    And don't get me started on either jurisdiction (carefully read the first sentence of the 14th amendment, and ask yourself why the federal government and federal courts gets involved in intRA-state matters) or tax law issues :-).

    Keep in mind: The preamble of the constitution:

    "We the people, of the united states of america, in order to do A, B, C, and D, do establish this constitution". That's a statement of intent and purpose if I ever saw one.

    So what is the intent of the constitution?
    1. Form a more perfect union.
    2. Establish justice.
    3. Ensure domestic tranquility.
    4. Provide for the common defense.
    5. Promote the general welfare
    6. Secure the blessings of liberty for ourselves and future generations.

    What else does the constitution say about the power of the courts? That it is in one supreme court, and any lesser courts established by law.

    *** The constitution requires that our courts are courts of JUSTICE (#2). Any judge that says "This is a court of law, not a court of justice" is in violation of the constitution, yet the supreme court historically upholds that belief.

  86. Re:Not Another One! (yet more reality checks) by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

    Of course if you actually bothered to read what I'd written, you'd have noticed that I explicitly stated that I was NOT talking about companies whose business models are based around "R&D, Patent, and License".

    That's PERFECTLY fine, valid, good, and worthwhile.

    There ARE companies who've built their business around doing literally nothing with their patents other than litigating. (ie failing/refusing to license technologies, let alone actually productizing them themselves)

    Seriously there outta be a 'statute of limitations' on patents - if after (say) 10 years (once-off, explicitly never-to-be-extended-by-acts-of-government-or-god) you've failed to productize it yourself or license it to others to productize, said patent becomes Public Domain and *anyone* can go out and do something with the technology.

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