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  1. crime? on How the NSA Plans To Infect 'Millions' of Computers With Malware · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shouldn't somebody go to jail for this?

  2. What are these shiny discs you speak of? on Sony & Panasonic Next-Gen Optical Discs Moving Forward · · Score: 3, Funny

    whats a disc? I thought our souls were already uploaded to iCloud and Netflix ?

  3. Re:.Nyet ! on Ask Slashdot: Reviewing 3rd Party Libraries? · · Score: 1

    Are linux versions available? Can I get Windows for free? sorry but Micro$oft PR doesn't work here

  4. .Nyet ! on Ask Slashdot: Reviewing 3rd Party Libraries? · · Score: 1

    .NET, closed source library.. (munching popcorn).. you poor thing. what did you expect was going to happen ?

  5. Ph.D in Basketweaving on U.S. Students/Grads Carrying Over $1 Trillion In Debt · · Score: 1

    How students about picking majors which will actually land you decent job at the end and only take on debt load is reasonable compared to expected career salary. If you can't plan that out, then consider another field and stop getting the rest of the world to pay for your playtime.

  6. Re:Sure on Supreme Court Ruling Relaxes Warrant Requirements For Home Searches · · Score: 1

    Cart person 3 off to jail., now nobody home. Ask Supreme Court for permission to search if nobody is there to disagree. Problem solved! Actually they could save time by just shooting anyone present.

  7. Get the MPAA to do the wet work for you! on Ask Slashdot: Anti-Camera Device For Use In a Small Bus? · · Score: 1

    Keep a first run copyrighted movie rolling all the time on a TV. As soon as a customer attempts to use their camera, the MPAA S.W.A.T team will instantly parachute in to conduct cavity searches. Any remaining suspects attempting to flee will be taken out by Hollywood's low earth orbit ion cannon or private drones with machine guns.

  8. Re:As a Canadian on French, German Leaders: Keep European Email Off US Servers · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Privacy laws in Canada do not prohibit transferring personal data to US. It's a common misconception.

  9. Coming soon, iHeart ! Apple fanboys can line up every year to get their latest iHeart, non user repairable, not upgradeable except from Apple. Sorry, Flash no heart for you!

  10. Maginot 2.0 on German Chancellor Proposes European Communications Network · · Score: 2

    The French have suggested "Project Maginot 2.0". They propose to build some really big firewall routers, here X, here X and here X. Take that USA! hah hah!

  11. Re:The Problem on Music Industry Is Keeping Streaming Services Unprofitable · · Score: 1

    how many years has free AM/FM radio been around and free?

  12. Polka time! on Customer: Dell Denies Speaker Repair Under Warranty, Blames VLC · · Score: 0

    I wonder if the same thing happens with blown speaker and Dell finds your stash of Polka music .mp3 on the HDD. Dell will deny all claims because that speakers and ears are not designed for that kind of music.

  13. Re:I think on Build an Open-Source Electric Car In About One Hour · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unfortunately the car comes with a GPL license so once you build it, you must give away your wife and kids. Richard Stallman then gets a key to your house and will sleep on your sofa, mess up your bathroom whenever he wants to.

  14. Re:Well if HP didn't already have a terrible rep.. on HP To Charge For Service Packs and Firmware For Out-of-Warranty Customers · · Score: 0

    Isn't that like having to pay for recalled parts for car? HP wouldn't need so many updates if they built it correctly and bug free the first time.

  15. Re:Let me be the first to say... on Virtual Boss Keeps Workers On a Short Leash · · Score: 0

    The computer has also located Lt. Data in Worf's quarters. Data current status is listed as "fully functional" and speed setting is set to "oh my god".

  16. Re: Curious where he'd draw the line on California Regulator Seeks To Shut Down 'Learn To Code' Bootcamps · · Score: 0

    Tell that to amazing diet pills, rock hard ab-master 2000 and monkey balls male enhancement pills. They all work or your money back!

  17. Soylent Brown on Device Mines Precious Phosphorus From Sewage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soylent Brown.... shhhhh. it's made with poo!

  18. prog paradox on Tesla's Having Issues Charging In the Cold · · Score: 1

    Going on inside a prog's mind: my environmental car won't charge unless it's warmer, but global warming will fix my car. Mind gets stuck in a paradox loop and head explodes. Rest of the planet returns to normal.

  19. Annnd then? on China's Government Unveils 'China Operating System' To Great Skepticism · · Score: 0

    This new OS has a very easy to use command line. % I'd like the house special chicken and two egg rolls Computer: ANNNDD THHHHEN ? % no and then! Computer: AAAAANDD THHEN?

  20. Re:A Microsoft Killswitch on Microsoft Remotely Deleted Tor From Windows Machines To Stop Botnet · · Score: 0

    If you were really the sharpest tool in the shed, you'd stop using such a shitty OS like windows.

  21. North Pole on Dogs Defecate In Alignment With Earth's Magnetic Field · · Score: 1

    Put the dog with Santa at the North Pole and he'll have a perpetual engine.

  22. US Lost the space race on Boeing Moving X-37B Operations To the Kennedy Space Center · · Score: 2

    It's sadly ironic that the US only use for NASA facilities and repurposed X-37B is for spying on people and weaponizing space. Some may say bloated NASA needed to be put out of its misery, but surely the government could contribute more to useful science and exploration privately, than more ways to fund military or NSA to control its citizens.

  23. Re:Micro SD cards? on US Federal Judge Rules Suspicionless Border Searches of Laptops Constitutional · · Score: 1

    They will just search your wallet too. The only safe way is to insert the SD card up your anus. And even that isn't too safe from strip searches or after spicy Mexican food night.

  24. Good survey on New Study Shows One-Third of Americans Don't Believe In Evolution · · Score: 1

    Therefore 1/3 of US are idiots. Good job!

  25. Re:How about that rented storage? on NSA's Legal Win Introduces a Lot of Online Insecurity · · Score: 2

    The constitution can only cover so much in modern times. Why does the American public elect a government that allows acts that any normal person would consider invasion of privacy? It seems such a basic right but the sheeple just keep allowing it.