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  1. Can't resist.... on Pingtel Open Source VoIP Debuts in Europe · · Score: 2, Interesting


    1. Google for open source project
    2. Repackage code
    3. ???
    4. PROFIT!!!

    Really, as long as they are not violating the license agreement of the OS project, who cares? Lot's of people do it. Some companies (like the morons I work for) insist on spending money on software.

    Our "Chief Software Engineer" (some very, very, very old guy who hasn't written software since punchcards went out of style) proclaimed "Open Source software is worthless. If it had any value, it wouldn't be free."

    So, someone has to cater to that mindset. That's all there is to it. I wish I had the time/resources/contacts to do it, because there's definitely no shortage of people who will pay money for something that they could get for free.

  2. You know what they say... on Library to Require Fingerprint to Use PCs · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, the Library checks out YOU!!!

    In China, only old people go to the library to use computers.

    1. Make fingerprint scanner
    2. Con librarians into buying it
    3. ???
    4. PROFIT!

    They can get my fingerprint when they pull my finger out of Cowboy Neal's butt.

    Let's see.....Soviet Russia, Chinese old people, profit, Cowboy Neal reference. Now only if this would have been the first post....

  3. Re:But on 24 they said cisco networks were on More on Last Year's Cisco Source Code Theft · · Score: 1

    Not if you have the manufacturer code.

    The fat guy knows them by heart.

  4. Re:whatever on Apache Jakarta Commons · · Score: 1

    Mod parent "Insightful"

    All four points are 100% true.

  5. Re:If I could hack IIS6 .. on Hack IIS6 Contest · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up.

    I mean, really. I guess they're aiming for the 12 year old uber leet haxors with a prize like that.

    If you want to attract serious attackers, give a worthy incentive.

  6. Bile Blog on Microsoft Taps Bloggers to Promote Longhorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I move to nominate the Bile Blog.

    signed the MaD HuNGaRIaN

    Do I hear a second to that motion?

  7. Re:My Yamauchi retired a while ago on Yamauchi Retiring from Nintendo's Board · · Score: 1

    LOL....now you sir, are very funny.

  8. Re:Go Canada on Tempe, AZ To Provide Wireless Broadband · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's see.....Tempe climate Vs Anywhere in Canada climate.

    Uh, no---we're not interested.

  9. Re:Works fine from here. on Study Shows China Tightens Internet Filtering · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And more from the "Somebody had to say it" dept:

    In Soviet Russia, the Internet filters YOU!!!

    and

    In China, only old people use the internet.

  10. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary on Keyboards are Havens for Super Bugs · · Score: 1

    H, J, K, and L what game is that? The only keys I ever use are

    R, W, E
    A, S, D
    Z, X, C

    And V, 2, 1 - V, 2, 2

    I need a medic! I need ammo!

  11. Re:Heh. on Russians Claim Their Hackers the Best In the World · · Score: 2, Funny

    In China, only old people eat crackers....er, wait. hackers. uh....huh...huh..huh.

  12. Re:In a post 9/11 world... on Court Denies Smucker's PB&J Patent · · Score: 1

    Crimp
    n: someone who tricks or coerces men into service as sailors or soldiers

    source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

  13. Re:In a post 9/11 world... on Court Denies Smucker's PB&J Patent · · Score: 2, Funny

    No no no...

    In Soviet Russia, Crimps sandwich you!

  14. Re:Pffft Cracking? The Feds have backdoors! on Feds Hack Wireless Network in 3 Minutes · · Score: 1

    LOL!!!

    Actually, they only needed the last 6 digits--and they have people on staff who know them by heart.

    My wife totally hates watching that show with me. She likes, it (and I do for the most part) but when that happened last night, I about spit my chicken wings and Dr. Pepper all over the floor I was laughing so hard. She looked at me like "WTF?" and I was like---"uh....nevermind."

  15. Re:Richard Feynman - Deifnitely worth your time on Sources of Intelligent Audio for Commute? · · Score: 1

    Don't know if he got women or not....but I listened to the audio version, and found it wonderfully entertaining--neither too long, nor annoying.

  16. Re:Please. on One Giant Step for Humanoids · · Score: 1

    I think I saw that dancing robot you're referring to.

  17. Re:Serial burglar at 19... on Serial Burglar Caught on Webcam · · Score: 1

    Just don't let the Turd Burglars read this.....they're confused enough already!

  18. Obligatory on Same Part, Same Supplier, Different Prices · · Score: 1

    1) Buy Dell 512MB memory module ... $246.49
    2) Sell Dell 512MB memory module ... $289.99
    3) ...
    4) Profit!!!

  19. Re:Do they deal with Korean law ? on New Legal Center for Open Source Projects · · Score: 1

    ??? Uh, no--it's Hungarian. Levente was Arpad's son (Magyar).

    And, I was actually born in the USA. While I don't know much about caves per se, I do know all about your H1Bs and how the quality of software and support provided by "Aknad" is about the same quality as the average mud-hut in Bengal.

  20. Re:Do they deal with Korean law ? on New Legal Center for Open Source Projects · · Score: 1

    Well, my real name is Levente, what do you expect?

  21. Re:Do they deal with Korean law ? on New Legal Center for Open Source Projects · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I admit it, I didn't know off the top of my head where Bengal is. I do know where Calcutta is, just didn't know the relation.

    What's funny is that the number 1 google result for Bengal is The International Bengal Cat Society.

    So after some digging down in the result list, I learn that it's in India and is the state whose capital I know as Calcutta---and has a literacy rate of 57.7%.

  22. Re:Do they deal with Korean law ? on New Legal Center for Open Source Projects · · Score: 0, Troll

    No you're the dumbfuck.

    You come on here and bitch and moan that this particular group is only going to help with American legal issues. What's your point? You don't even know that to be true. You just come on here and run your AC mouth; words with no substance.

    How can this be seen as a bad thing? Perhaps it will inspire some companies and lawyers in Bengal (wherever the fuck that is) to start a similar organization.

    But, you'd rather come here and diarrhea out your mouth with some sort of anti-American gibberish. Get a clue.

  23. Re:Do they deal with Korean law ? on New Legal Center for Open Source Projects · · Score: 0, Troll

    Are you stupid? Are you? Did you even RTFA?

    How could you criticize something that is designed to help people.

    Are IBM, Hewlett-Packard, Intel "American" companies? I'm pretty sure they are actually multi-national, and probably have experience with legal issues in other countries.

    Moron.

  24. Timely Analogy Award Winner! on Filtering RSS Through Your Social Web · · Score: 1

    And the winner is.......


    save me from drowning in the tidal wave


    APPLAUSE!

  25. Re:Yet another Windows Security Hole on House Paint Foils Wardrivers · · Score: 1

    Actually, the same company sells a window film as well.