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Same Part, Same Supplier, Different Prices

linuxwrangler writes "Infoworld's "Notes From The Field column this week includes a comment from a reader who found that Dell listed several different prices for the same part. Intrigued, I grabbed the first part number I found (a 512MB memory module #A0193405) and found that the list price is $289.99 which the price offered to "large businesses". Meanwhile, the GSA/DOD contract price is $266.21 while "home users" find the list-price discounted to $275.49 and "small businesses" fare even better with a $246.49 price. InfoWorld contacted Dell who responded, "Each segment sets its own pricing, and consumers are free to pick the one that's cheapest." Buyer beware."

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  1. Marketing vs IT by fembots · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Different pricing strategy is not wrong, but allowing anyone to buy from any section is not so smart. And I can't believe they are actually expecting customers to help themselves, instead of building a site that is smart enough to provide useful information.

    I wonder why isn't Dell doing something to control the purchase upon "Add To Cart"? Something like:

    "This item is only available to our spend-like-no-tomorrow customers, please enter SLNT code now to add to cart, or select an alternative item from the following..."

    Maybe it's a miscommunication between marketing and IT department?

    1. Re:Marketing vs IT by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's actually smart marketting. They can make a profit on the low end cost, but if they feel they can make more off of certain customers, they will.

      My contacts, for example, are marketted as daily wear. However, they're the exact same contacts that the manufacturer sells as their multi-use contacts, just in a different box. For people willing to pay for the "multi-use" contacts, the company simply makes extra money. It doesn't hurt them any.

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    2. Re:Marketing vs IT by Bill+Wong · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've known about this for a few years now, and I've always bought as a "Small Business", regardless of the resulting use of the hardware, just because it was often 10~20% cheaper.

    3. Re:Marketing vs IT by mincognito · · Score: 1

      No, it's very smart. Either 1) the customer doesn't know that they could have got the item cheaper; 2) or customer spends a bunch of time browsing Dell's site (maybe finding a few more things to buy in the process) and gets that "I've-shopped-around-and-got-a-great-deal-feeling. " Less likely to shop at a competitor if you feel you've "cheated" Dell somehow. As if.

    4. Re:Marketing vs IT by Fleeced · · Score: 1
      "This item is only available to our spend-like-no-tomorrow customers, please enter SLNT code now to add to cart, or select an alternative item from the following..."

      Ah - but you see, that's where you've got it wrong... They give bigger discounts to home users and penny-pinching small businesses - as these people are generally spending their own money! Quite sensible, really (though I agree it seems absurd to have all prices public)

      Why give a discount to somebody who spend like there's no tomorrow (especially when they're spending somebody elses money?)

    5. Re:Marketing vs IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, contact-lens companies have been sued for doing that.

    6. Re:Marketing vs IT by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      define daily use vs. multi-use. to me daily use means you wear them once and throw them away. multi-use, you wear them for a week or 2 or maybe a month and then throw them out.

      mine are 2 weeks. i can wear them longer if i so choose, and sometimes i do if i forget to switch them or if a new shipment is late.

      however... you're wrong in saying multi-use contacts cost more. maybe they do per pair, but if you actually do what's told, your daily use ones cost more. and at least with mine, if i wear mine for more than 3 weeks they start to burn, of course that depends on how long i wear them each day (usually 16 hours) or what i'm doing while wearing them (anything athletic where sweat or dust or dirt gets in my eyes reduces the amount of time i can wear them. but generally i stick to 2 weeks because i wear them for longer than you're supposed to each day.

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    7. Re:Marketing vs IT by hedronist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not always, just most of the time. If you're buying a system *with* a monitor, you'll probably do better on the home/soho site. Without, start on the Small Business site. I often end up checking both, but sometimes it's a bitch trying to build identical systems.

      I find Dell's quality to be generally acceptable, but it's a real PITA trying to get a decent price on exactly the system/service features I want without them suddenly adding in crap I don't want/need. Given a reasonable alternative (and, no, I don't want to build my own any more), I would change in minute. (BTW, their 3000 line of desktops is definitely a step backwards.)

      I wish I felt better about HP's PC products, but their build quality just ain't what it used to be.

      HP joke circa 1985: Two engineers, one hardware and one software, take an HP workstation up to the roof. Connecting a long extension cord, they boot it up and then drop it three stories to the pavement below. Running down to see the results, the hardware guy says, "Hey! It's still running!", and the software guy says, "Yeah, but it's still running HP-UX"

    8. Re:Marketing vs IT by Sabaki · · Score: 1

      I'll bet someone looked at the feasibility of trying to associate each user with a specific channel, and then validate whether in fact they belong to that channel, finally deciding not to spend that extra million or so dollars in development time and overhead for the staff required to check everyone's small business bona fides.

      I'm sure each of the channels is still making Dell enough money for them to stay afloat.

    9. Re:Marketing vs IT by Xzzy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Small Business section also makes available some great low end poweredge machines, with no windows tax. Great machines, usually from $274 to $500.

      They update their deals once weekly.. keep an eye on it until they offer something you can't resist, get a good deal.

    10. Re:Marketing vs IT by cetan · · Score: 1

      Except with "small business" you always pay taxes where as with home/home office you often do not (depends on where you live)

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    11. Re:Marketing vs IT by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      Different pricing strategy is not wrong

      Yeah -- What gives? This is a non-story. Of course different customer groups get different pricing. Almost every business works that way. Just by having a UBI number I can get wholesale prices from a lot of places by signing on as a business.

    12. Re:Marketing vs IT by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      Why give a discount to somebody who spend like there's no tomorrow (especially when they're spending somebody elses money?)

      Doctors often have this same philosophy when billing insurance companies as opposed to individuals. They can look up how much the insurance company will pay, and bill them accordingly.

    13. Re:Marketing vs IT by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Dell has been doing this on systems for years, which is why I have always bought ANYTHING from them via small business. (my experience has shows that sm. biz is always cheaper anyway)

      Don't mean to be cocky, but this isn't really news is it? I can't possibly be the only one that knew they have been doing this for years.

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    14. Re:Marketing vs IT by leshert · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it doesn't work in the doctor's favor. The prices set by insurance companies are usually set much lower than the doctor's "standard" prices.

      This is particularly true for some specialties like physical therapy. While a PT can charge an uninsured patient in a reasonable fashion, based on what was required for the visit, insurance companies typically have one set rate.

      So it doesn't matter whether the patient's visit was for half an hour of supervised exercise (where a single PT assistant can supervise several patients), or for manual traction (which can require a PT and a PTA to work intensively on a single patient for the same amount of time). The insurance company will only pay that flat amount.

      If you think this may have an effect on the quality of care, well, you might be right.

    15. Re:Marketing vs IT by alienw · · Score: 1

      I find that if you don't follow the instructions on your "no-rub" solution bottle and actually rub the contacts vigorously, they last a lot longer (you get way more protein off that way). I've been using the same set of 2-week contacts for damn near 3 months now and they feel the same as new ones do.

      By the way, has anyone noticed that the Wal-mart (equate) brand contact lens solution is obviously the same stuff as Bausch and Lomb ReNu at about 1/6th of the price? The list of ingredients, patent numbers, and directions are word-for-word identical. Also, if you compare the date codes and markings on the boxes and the bottles it is obvious they are made with the same type of machine. I don't find it entirely implausible to believe they are made on the same production line. It might be that brand loyalty here is high enough that B&L doesn't undercut their higher-priced brands by selling their stuff for cheap.

    16. Re:Marketing vs IT by yasth · · Score: 1

      Optiplexes are where it is at in the Dell line. Screw the dimensions.

      Unfortunately price wise that is often a bad idea. :(. Best way to get a lower quote if you are a serious purchaser is to call, Dell has sales agents, and the SB and higher ones have the power to cut you a deal. I suppose you can try faxing too. (Dell email quotes seem to suck at least for me). Really even with very good deals calling ALWAYS beats (normal) online price quotes, esp. as quantities go up.

      It is kind of scary how PCs ~= Dell right now. But they just pummel the competition. HP doesn't even bother with trying to match dell quotes in my experience, (well they sort of try, but they miss the must beat price by ~20%). Even if you could get a decent quote out of HP I am certain that if you politely asked Dell would find a way to come under it.

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    17. Re:Marketing vs IT by vbrtrmn · · Score: 1

      Common practice, generics/store brands are generally name brands with a different label. I use a store branded shampoo, I read the ingredients on both, they were nearly identical... I would even venture to guess that the store brand just used synonomous chemical names :)

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    18. Re:Marketing vs IT by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      almost all of that contact solution stuff is pretty much the same. i have heard of people having certain brands affect their eyes. but generally it's the same stuff, including in the generic brands... you don't actually think walmart makes contact lens solution, medicine, batteries, etc, do you?

      and yes, i know if you actually rub them, they last longer... no way i'll end up doing that unless they're not lasting me the 2 weeks... it's just a nuisance really. i hate taking them in and out as is... but they're better for certain weather (or all weather) than glasses.

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    19. Re:Marketing vs IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Joel Spolsky wrote about this a few months ago: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/CamelsandRu bberDuckies.html

      he would suggest that its not a good plan to price for the market segment.

    20. Re:Marketing vs IT by siliconjunkie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My contacts, for example, are marketted as daily wear. However, they're the exact same contacts that the manufacturer sells as their multi-use contacts, just in a different box. For people willing to pay for the "multi-use" contacts, the company simply makes extra money. It doesn't hurt them any.

      The thing you need to be careful of is the "invisible stuff" you buy when purchasing a product. like: licences, warranties, etc...

      For example, if I buy a processor from Intel in the Intel branded box, I get a warranty. If I buy the *same* processor in an "OEM" box at a discounted rate, no warranty.

      This is just one example, but also consider this: You buy these "daily wear" contacts, and they have their usage guidelines printed on the side of the box. The "Multi-use" contacts may allow for the contacts to be worn under certain circumstances that differ from the "daily wear". Now, you, as consumer, save a few bucks on the "same" contacts, but use the "daily wear" in a manner than is inconsistent with their labeling and you go blind one day. You can bet your ass that the contact lens maker is going to claim that you were indeed "using their product in a manner that is inconsistent with the packaging" when you attempt to be compensated for damage to your eyes due to their product.

      Just some food for thought (IANAL, however).

    21. Re:Marketing vs IT by unclocked · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I bought (and subsequently sold the next day) a dimension system. Consumer price was 600, Small Business price was 499, and for large business available only as an optiplex for 1400. I thought the whole thing was funny. The reason why I sold it next day was their crappy customer support. I called twice, each time waiting 1/2 hour to talk to a human being in New Delhi who subsequently said it was not his job and transferred to other department. No need to say, it was my last purchase at Dell.

    22. Re:Marketing vs IT by Moofie · · Score: 1

      The reason this is a story is because it's exactly the opposite of what you describe. Me myself buying a RAM stick, I can get a better price than if I've got a large business account with Dell.

      They're soaking the corporations, which by and large I think is fine. But it doesn't make me any more likely to buy a Dell. I'd much rather poke myself in the eye with a pencil.

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    23. Re:Marketing vs IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot!

      Why are they sellimg the same thing at different costs? Because they can? Bullshit!

      If they want to market the same thing at different costs they need to do it on something other than the Internet!

      Fuck 'em! Just fuck 'em!

    24. Re:Marketing vs IT by jonsmirl · · Score: 1

      You have to take into account sales tax and free shipping. Home does not charge sales tax. Small business always does. All groups run various free shipping deals. Then there are coupons. Dell offers thousands of coupons and they track which are active. The price may be higher because they know that you are likely to use a coupon on it. The coupons on only valid for the division that offered them. Finally there are corporate contracts which guarantee a percentage discount from list. The prices aren't really that different when you take all of this into account. Often small business will be cheaper then home. But when you add the sales tax home is then cheaper than small business. So the answer depends on where you live.

    25. Re:Marketing vs IT by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      If your state department of revenue allows this (and if you are actually purchasing for business usage), you can file for a refund on sales taxes paid for business computers.

      In Iowa: http://www.state.ia.us/tax/forms/22009.pdf

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    26. Re:Marketing vs IT by null+etc. · · Score: 2, Insightful
      One of the reasons that I've never trusted Dell is that they have "discounts" that rotate on a weekly basis. Today, this laptop might be 10% off, tomorrow, it might be 20% off, and the next week, there might not be any discount. And Dell customer service representatives are very strict about only honoring the discounts that appear that day, regardless of when you bought the product, whether you had a coupon, or when you want to upgrade.

      My friend was told by a customer service representative to "wait until next week to place your order, if you think there might be a 20% discount again."

      That's such a shady practice that I'll never buy Dell. I'm always afraid I'll be screwed by buying on the wrong day. How is that supposed to inspire consumer confidence?

      I'm pretty sure it's not. It's more likely done to generate sales via the "OMG the sale ends tomorrow!" factor, to the millions of consumers who don't realize these discounts cycle on a weekly basis.

    27. Re:Marketing vs IT by Bill+Wong · · Score: 1

      Exactly! New York State (where I live) has sales tax exemption for the hardware I buy for work. Not quite a refund, but, just as good.

    28. Re:Marketing vs IT by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      You can do that too, but if you don't want to do so ahead of time, you can always get the refund.

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    29. Re:Marketing vs IT by emptor · · Score: 1

      Not only are they made on the same type of machine; they're made on the same machine/production line. I asked one time at some store and Bausch & Lomb is gthe manufacturer; they just put it in different packages for different customers.

    30. Re:Marketing vs IT by nolife · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you would feel Dell more trustworthy if they just had the higher price and left it at that? I do not see the connection to trust. I am sorry about your fear of the price potentially going down but that is retail baby. Sears puts things sale, CompUsa, Bestbuy, a car dealer, airlines, and grocery stores. No difference at all. None of those stores will offer the unit for the previous lower price after the sale is over either. About a drop after the fact? Check the winter coat rack at JcPenny next time you are at the Mall, you will see nice coats for $35 that were selling just 6 weeks ago at $150. You should buy a product for a price you feel comfortable with, not simply on hope that it will never go lower. I could understand someone not wanting to play the game and shop or wait for a better price but that has nothing to do with trust and that is not going to get you the best deal if your into that kind of thing.
      Back to Dell. I got out of the white box business because of the hassles and free lifetime support I felt obligated to provide. I now refer everyone that asks to Dell now. I describe what is currently available and tell them to wait a week or so and check again if they want something different. I know a few people that have got discounts from newly lowered prices and others that have had to return the unit and then buy another one just to get the discount. Hey, if it is worth it to you, go for it.

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    31. Re:Marketing vs IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For example, if I buy a processor from Intel in the Intel branded box, I get a warranty. If I buy the *same* processor in an "OEM" box at a discounted rate, no warranty.

      Strangely, it's sometimes the other way around. Seagate hard drives used to have only a one-year if you bought them retail, and a three-year warranty if you bought them OEM.

    32. Re:Marketing vs IT by Frankie70 · · Score: 1



      My contacts, for example, are marketted as daily wear. However, they're the exact same contacts that the manufacturer sells as their multi-use contacts, just in a different box.



      If you are saying that disposable & non-disposable
      contact lenses are the same, then this isn't
      strictly true.

      In the beginning, few contact lens manufactures sold their regular lenses as disposable ones. But today it's no longer true.

    33. Re:Marketing vs IT by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but I find Complete contact solution to be the best for my eyes. Something about its makeup gets along just fine with my contacts, where as the other stuff hurts.

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    34. Re:Marketing vs IT by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      I've seen it go both ways. I bought my own home PC from the small business section because it was slightly cheaper, about $50. My work (a small business) recently bought a PC from the home section instead because it was over $200 cheaper than in the small business section.

    35. Re:Marketing vs IT by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      I swear by Clear Care. It's a peroxide based solution that has to neutralize overnight so your contacts have to be out for at least six hours. I wore a pair of two week contacts for damn near six months and they were a little more irritating, but not bad. This solution really helps with dry eyes and I find it very convenient. I used to rub my contacts religiously, but would occasionally tear them, this solution cleans them as well as rubbing with no rubbing.

    36. Re:Marketing vs IT by null+etc. · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So you would feel Dell more trustworthy if they just had the higher price and left it at that?

      Yes, actually. I'll lay it out real simple for you. Let's look at a few facts:

      1. Dell's discounts rotate from 0% to 20%, within two weeks.
      2. Thus, there a few possible types of consumers:
        • Slightly profitable consumers who buy a computer at maximum discount.
        • Moderately profitable consumers who buy a computer at a midlevel discount.
        • Hightly profitable consumers who buy a computer at no discount.
      3. Furthermore, there are several subcategories of each:
        • Highly profitable consumers who don't wait for maximum discount because they don't know about the discounts, or they don't shop for price comparisons.
        • Moderately profitable consumers who don't wait for maximum discount because they think the midlevel discount will "end at any minute".
        • Highly profitable and moderately profitable consumers who don't wait for maximum discount because they need the computer immediately, due to circumstances.
        • Highly profitable and moderately profitable consumers who don't wait for maximum discount because they are impatient. These are the same people who ship everything overnight for $100 extra.
        • Highly profitable and moderately profitable consumers who don't wait for maximum discount, because the few hundred dollars savings don't mean anything to them.
        • Slightly profitable consumers who happen to buy a computer at maximum discount through sheer luck.
        • Slightly profitable consumers who wait for maximum discount before buying a computer.
      4. If more consumers were aware of the tactics that Dell uses, a significantly higher percentage would wait a few days in order to save a few hundred dollars.
      5. If this were to occur, consumers would only buy large quantities of computers during days of maximum discount. This means that very few consumers would buy computers during the other days, which would significantly hurt Dell's ability to move inventory.
      6. Dell would therefore be forced to sell computers at maximum discount all the time, in order to keep inventory moving.
      7. But clearly this doesn't happen. Why? Due to the ignorance of the consumer.
      So the bottom line is that Dell has significantly higher profit margins due to the shady way in which it discounts its merchandise at the expense of the consumer, relying on the consumer's ignorance.

      Do I think this reduces Dell's trusthworthiness? You better believe it.

      How do you think Apple gets away with charging the same high price for its equipment, regardless of the holidays or which specific outlet the equipment is sold through? Because of intense customer loyalty (of which trustworthiness is a prerequisite.)

      Your example of seasonal sales and competitive discounting does nothing to counter my argument, because Dell's rotating discounts are arbitrary. Seasonal sales and competitive discounts, on the other hand, occur to stimulate sales and encourage competition, according to the supply and demand curve (winter coats dropping in price during the summer? No kidding! Could it be due to a lack of demand?)

    37. Re:Marketing vs IT by L.Bob.Rife · · Score: 1


      You are advocating making purchasing decisions based on the ability to sue the manufacturer.

      Are you sure you aren't a lawyer?

    38. Re:Marketing vs IT by EtherMonkey · · Score: 1

      It is kind of scary how PCs ~= Dell right now. But they just pummel the competition. HP doesn't even bother with trying to match dell quotes in my experience, (well they sort of try, but they miss the must beat price by ~20%). Even if you could get a decent quote out of HP I am certain that if you politely asked Dell would find a way to come under it.

      Hmmm. That's exactly the opposite of my research. I find that when comparing identical configurations -- including warranty and shipping -- buying HP/Compaq business systems from a local reseller is only $50 more per unit than Dell SMB pricing. Since the local reseller tests each unit and installs all the missing service packs and hotfixes for me, it's well worth the extra $50. As a bonus, if the PC suffers infant mortality, the reseller deals with repair/replacement.
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    39. Re:Marketing vs IT by EtherMonkey · · Score: 1

      Me myself buying a RAM stick, I can get a better price than if I've got a large business account with Dell.

      Dell negotiates special pricing with enterprise customers on a case-by-case basis. The publicly-accessible pricing on their website for "big business" customers is for budgetary purposes only.
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    40. Re:Marketing vs IT by cybertears · · Score: 1

      a month ago i was looking for a new laptop and needed one that was affordable. the inspirion 1000 is being advertised for ~$700 + s/h. After some more snooping around on my dad's part, he found the exact same thing for ~$550 + s/h - but for k12 students. I've been out of high school for a little while now, but i still managed to get the discount. it doesn't make much sense to me, but hell, i laptop that blows away my old 233mhz thinkpad for $150 less than advertised.

    41. Re:Marketing vs IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isnt about being able to sue or not sue really, but is an assumption of the risk. All the law does in this case is help quantify it.

    42. Re:Marketing vs IT by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I'd be pretty disappointed if I ordered more than two RAM sticks per year and paid more than some yahoo with a browser buying the "home" SKU.

      But your argument isn't totally ridiculous. I bet you're exactly right. I'd sure be holding their feet to the fire to get better than the home price...

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    43. Re:Marketing vs IT by yasth · · Score: 1


      It is still $50 more a unit. I guess I am too used to the unbox, then ghost down an image thing.
      I don't even know what a dell actually comes up from the factory anymore. Dell does have a program where they image them according to your image, but if I remember right it is overpriced, and neccesarily slow to react to new threats.

      You are absolutely right that HP's reseller network allows it to do some things that Dell just can't do, but at least here well you have to be careful with resellers. Though some of their resellers are utterly useless.

      I suppose it is a good deal for smaller businesses but once you have an employee to handle that it gets harder to justify. (Besides there is a really nice program Dell has that allows you to directly request parts and or service if you want to spend $179 per designated person able to call it in.)

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    44. Re:Marketing vs IT by nolife · · Score: 1

      You did not have to write the upper 75% of your post to explain to me why they fluctuate in price. I already understand that. Dell is meeting the demands of all markets, the looker, the impulse buyer, and the constant watcher like you stated. Consumers who rely on any company to always give them the best price without even attempting to shop around is either extrememly naive or does not care about the price to being with. Based on the overall comments in this entire story, I am surprised at the number of people who do not shop around and to put it in your words, the amount of people that trust a companies prices wether they fluctuate or not. Take BestBuy for example, they ALWAYS have gold plated USB cables for $28 each. Since the price is always the same, do you trust that is a good purchase and feel confident with such a deal? I doubt anyone would. I shop around for everything and sometimes I do get burned but I learn from it and move on. The concept of blindly trusting a companies prices is not something I will ever practice and not something I suggest to others is a good practice. You can single out companies one by one and maintain a running list of who you consider an offender but in the long run, that is not going to help the type of person that is not looking for these tips anyway.
      Bottom line..
      You are telling people don't buy from Dell, the price changes to often and you might get screwed if they lower it next week, go to Apple/HP/EMachines and pay the same price that is probably slightly higher then what you call the Moderately profitable consumer pays. I am telling people I know to look at Dell and see what they have a deal on, if you don't like the deal, don't buy it, wait until next week and check again, or check Apple/HP/Emachine/etc instead to compare.
      Far more people would be happy with a decent product at a good price regardless of the name badge on the front, they are not looking for a long term dedicated relationship, a friendship, or an emotional attachment with any specific company. If you do start getting an "emotional attachment", you may fall into a trap of assuming all of their products and/or prices are the best out there and will all perform or be as cost effective and they may not be.

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    45. Re:Marketing vs IT by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 1

      I believe it's a legal matter.

      I seem to remember Victoria's Secret being sued for providing different pricing to different types of callers, sending out different catalogs with different pricing to the same types of consumers. Realistically, to avoid that all I have to do is announce somewhere than anyone can purchase it four different ways, but you have to know enough to ask for it via the right 'catalog' or 'type of user'. That way, it's buyer beware.

      You either do the homework, and ask the right questions and pay what you want to pay, or don't do the homework and get screwed because you didn't care enough to look for the right kind of discount.

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    46. Re:Marketing vs IT by dwlovell · · Score: 1

      This tactic is not new, and its not weird that you can choose your price. If you have taken a basic Economics 101 course, you have learned about "price discrimination" and ideally "perfect price discrimination".

      Businesses decide what price to charge by looking at the supply and demand curve. The demand curve shows you that there are people who will demand really high prices and those who will demand really low prices for the same product. The equilibrium price is the price where the company makes the most money by balancing the number of people willing to buy at a price that maximizes profit.

      However many companies realize that there are still people on the high end of the demand curve that will still pay higher than the equilibrium price. So companies tried to differentiate a sales channel or product in a way that the customer feels they are getting a product worthy of the higher price, even if the same thing is available for less.

      Easy examples: - High-octane gas - Business travelers pay much higher airfare - Designer clothing brands that have a high-end label and a lower-end label that are simply sold in different stores

      Generally the higher-end priced items have marginally better quality that is not proportionate with the increase in price. The issue is that the consumer is still willing to pay the price.

      If I can sell you a cup of lemonade for $1000.00 and you are willing to buy it for that price, then there is no wrongdoing, even if I tell you that its made from a specially crafted blend of rind and pulp. The 25c cup of lemonade doesn't get any fancy marketing, but I still make money there too (see volume).

      Perfect Price Discrimination means that I can sell to EVERY person on the demand curve at the price they are willing to pay. (obviously only the price that is above my cost).

      So this isn't news, its standard business practice. It can be sometimes be a monopoly tactic, but only if it can be proven that you are trying to hurt a competitor. (ie: lowering your price to drive someone else out of business)

      Here is a link to an article discussing price discrimination.

      -David

    47. Re:Marketing vs IT by nyckidd · · Score: 0

      Not sure if they still do this, but their mail catalogs used to do something similar based on either geographical location or some other determinant. I noticed this back around '98 or '99. I lived in Manhattan at the time, and was on the phone with a friend in NJ who was asking for purchasing advice. We had the exact same catalog in front of us, but the prices in his catalog were almost all a few percentage points lower.

      The only difference between the catalogs was a "promotional code" that they made you enter at the website. A check with other in-town friends & neighbors showed pricing consistent with my catalog. Perhaps it was just New York City residents they were charging more, who knows.

    48. Re:Marketing vs IT by bariumLanthanide · · Score: 1

      those are for k12 students, you insensitive clod!

  2. 0_o by RootsLINUX · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sufferin sakataush!!! (sp?)

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    1. Re:0_o by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      ... Succotash?

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    2. Re:0_o by RootsLINUX · · Score: 1

      Wow, and here I always thought that succotash was a made up word by Sylvester on looney toons. You learn something new (but not necessarily useful) everyday

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  3. Gotta love Dell! by chris09876 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's just hilarious. I can't say I'm surprised... I've never liked Dell. They have a lot of shady practices, and it doesn't seem like they're convinced with offering the best value on hardware. Their support plans might be nice (and I'd assume that's why lots of schools/gov'ts use Dell), but that's not what I need. Heh.. dell...

    1. Re:Gotta love Dell! by iLL_L0gic · · Score: 4, Informative

      Support plans might be nice? I don't know if you've had any experience from Dell, but unless your school has a few teachers from Bangalore India, I don't think you'll love the support options. For those of you that get frustrated with waiting for a half hour to talk to some grabass from India that wants you to reformat your computer, here's a few catch phrases you can study up on while you wait. chuutya = asshole tum chuutya ho = you're an asshole. gaand = ass hijda = transvestite kuttiya = bitch lund = dick lund choos = suck my dick Have fun, and keep it safe! :)

    2. Re:Gotta love Dell! by w1r3sp33d · · Score: 1
      You think this is bad? Look up a 18 gig scsi drive for a "cisco" server (about 1500$)

      BTW it will come direct from HP.

    3. Re:Gotta love Dell! by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1


      it doesn't seem like they're convinced with offering the best value on hardware.


      They're a business, just like any other business they want to maximize profits.

    4. Re:Gotta love Dell! by the+unbeliever · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you buy a gold support plan or higher, you get an American call center. At least for small business customers.

    5. Re:Gotta love Dell! by clymere · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do you realize how insane it sounds that you have to pay them extra to get tech support from someone who actually speaks the same langauge as you? and I _work_ in tech support.

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    6. Re:Gotta love Dell! by afidel · · Score: 1

      in India?

      No, then are you willing to work at the same rate as your Indian competition?

      No, then if you wish to have a job you shouldn't be suprised at all that your employer would try to charge more for your services then those of someone with inferior communications skills (most Indians speak English, either as a primary or at worst secondary but daily language). Whenever I spec a server for a client from Dell it ALWAYS gets Gold support unless we are going bargain basement and getting hardware only support, bronze and silver aren't worth a damn.

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    7. Re:Gotta love Dell! by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      "Dell" is "Hell" mispelled. Take my word for it.

    8. Re:Gotta love Dell! by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but at least be a little subtle about it.

    9. Re:Gotta love Dell! by RandomJoe · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say it's shady business practices. Unless you lump just about any business into it. I work in construction, and our vendors do this company-by-company. Each year they update our "multiplier" that gives us the price we end up paying off list. It is usually based on the volume you do, I'm in a huge company so ours is pretty low (one place we're at 0.291 of list).

      What's odd with Dell's pricing, though, is they are inverted. The bigger the customer, the more they charge! But then I've seen some big organizations pay what I thought were incredible prices for things without batting an eye. Government stuff gets really wierd, with GSA contracts. Those prices can be all over the map at times.

      As for Dell's tech support, IMHO it sucks. I have flat told them I refuse to let another of their idiot monkeys touch my computer again. They are to send all parts to me and I'll install them. So far, they have. I've never seen much competence from their field techs (BancTec around here) but the last time I called them, the cooling fans on my laptop had died. The monkey who showed up forgot to plug them in when reassembling the case. This required gutting EVERYTHING out of the laptop to get at the plugs. When I got down to them, I noticed the fans were dirty. He hadn't even CHANGED the fans! His excuse was that he wasn't feeling well that day.

      Another of their techs showed up two days later to work on a desktop computer whose motherboard had smoked at the office. Interestingly, he too forgot to plug in the CPU fan! The BIOS warned of it on first booting, though. My laptop didn't, I noticed because the thing got r-e-a-l-l-y s-l-o-w as the P4 CPU throttled to keep from frying... (At least it does that!)

    10. Re:Gotta love Dell! by the+unbeliever · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sure it does, because at one point I had to travel to India to train my replacements. ;p

    11. Re:Gotta love Dell! by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      this is nothing out of the ordinary. then i worked at APC one of my projects was to build a front-end for their massive pricing database, which had separate prices for each channel.

      now this was only seen by salespeople, which means that dell screwed up

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    12. Re:Gotta love Dell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can get basic support from IBM....

    13. Re:Gotta love Dell! by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      We use Dell, although I can't see that it does us much good. A recently negotiated purchase agreement was supposed to assure us a certain percentage beneath an equivalent computer from competitors (IBM and HP at the time). When they decided to drop monitor prices they neglected to adjust our pricing -- until someone here noticed and we said Hey!

      They did cut us a check for the difference, but I think they only did so because they want our future business (which amounts to much more) and were caught at it.

      No, its not illegal and yes, the total system price may have met the contractual obligations -- but it just isn't the kind of upstanding behavior that makes me want to do business with them.

      thoromyr

    14. Re:Gotta love Dell! by Joe5678 · · Score: 1

      All business support plans are based in America, there was a slashdot article about how they moved them back a year ago.

      Link

    15. Re:Gotta love Dell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tum chuutya ho is hindi and they don't speak hindi in banglore... so funny enough they (still?) won't understand you jack ass

    16. Re:Gotta love Dell! by Joe5678 · · Score: 1

      I think the main difference between bronze, silver, and gold support is simply the response time on hardware replacements (and onsite support if you need it). Gold is something like 4 hour onsite 24/7, Silver is 4 hour 12/5 and bronze is next business day. All phone support is based in America for all business support plans.

      It's the consumer level support where they screw you.

    17. Re:Gotta love Dell! by ghee22 · · Score: 0

      as an indian i'm very offended these phrases weren't complete. here's some more translations ;-) chod = fuck(er) ben-chod = sister fucker mad-chod = mother fucker bi-lo = faggot/(one who goes both ways) sala = idiot (saying with vengeance)

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    18. Re:Gotta love Dell! by randallpowell · · Score: 1

      Dell's support sucks ass. India can't understand English and want to rformat the PC for no reason. American techs are good but still default to formating. I was there as a temp and they take the lazy way. "Might be the hard drive or not. Let's send a refurbished blank hard drive and see if that wil boot." They suck.

    19. Re:Gotta love Dell! by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In all seriousness, some pronounciation guides for those who don't speak Hindi or Gujarati would be handy ;)

    20. Re:Gotta love Dell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fiscally conservative. Socially liberal. Against revisionist history.

      Translation: I'm an atheist out of convenience. I'm fiscally conservative because I'm out for myself and no one else. I'm socially liberal so that I don't feel guilty smoking dope and looking at pr0n.

    21. Re:Gotta love Dell! by itson · · Score: 1

      banchod leave em alone...

    22. Re:Gotta love Dell! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      This is why they charge more for the business customers... They get American/English customer support

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    23. Re:Gotta love Dell! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Also some punctuation.. even putting each expression on a new line would be nice.

    24. Re:Gotta love Dell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, I feel your pain:

      Me via email: I can't install the latest BIOS on my Dell Inspiron laptop because I don't have a functional battery, and the installer requires a battery be installed or it won't let the upgrade proceed. How can I upgrade the BIOS without a battery?

      Dell Tech Support Monkey: Try upgrading the BIOS.

      These days, with any place staffed with TSMs (like VerizonOnline), when they suggest something stupid, I just pretend to do it, pause the requisite amount of time, and say "No, that didn't work." It only gets to be a problem if they actually get to something useful and I'm not anywhere near the computer anymore. Then I have to stall while I go back to the computer to actually do it.

    25. Re:Gotta love Dell! by danila · · Score: 1

      They speak Indian English, of which an average European/American can understand probably 50%... on a good day... when speaking face to face. And the question wasn't why corporations don't care about employees - it was why they don't care about customers.

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    26. Re:Gotta love Dell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Have you had this experience with Dell? When my boss's hard-drive went dead, he called up to get a new one (yes, he... small company). An old lady, literally someone's grandmother, shows up 45 minutes later with a small package, "Deed shumbody need a dishk drahve?"

      Seriously, I've had pizza delivery guys take longer. We didn't know whether to tip her we were so shocked. I don't know if we had a 'gold plan' or whatever, but it definitely became a company joke about how sweet (and creative) Dell's service was for the part.

    27. Re:Gotta love Dell! by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Insightful
      . For those of you that get frustrated with waiting for a half hour to talk to some grabass from India that wants you to reformat your computer, here's a few catch phrases you can study up

      What a racist rant, modded informative by likeminded rednecks. How about you ponder who is hiring these Indians and firing Americans? It's the white-as-the-driven-snow WASP CEOs. The Indians didn't invade and conquer the American call centers, the American companies chose to outsource to bump up their bottom line.

    28. Re:Gotta love Dell! by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      You can really tell when the tech support either doesn't have the first clue about what to do or they just don't care enough to say "You answered your own question just by asking it: you can't, buy a new battery you dumb shit."

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    29. Re:Gotta love Dell! by DuranDuran · · Score: 1

      > That's just hilarious. I can't say I'm surprised... I've never liked Dell. They have a lot of shady practices

      How the hell can this be moderated 'insightful'?????

      Baffling.

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    30. Re:Gotta love Dell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, you must not be up to speed with what their real support offerings entail. I deal with someone in Texas whenever I have a problem (rarely). Then, because I paid the extra money up front, someone is on site within four hours with a replacement part. Dell has kicked ass for us and no, we're not a huge company. But we paid for their premium support up front and we get it. By the way, I'm sure a lot of folks don't appreciate your racist characterizations, either.

  4. My Life is Dilbert by RicJohnson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is nothing. Dell always has sold to the business market for more.
    I found this out years ago when I had to upgrade 300+ computers. I went on to their site, found the best price for the most power, and then called up for the best bulk price
    The system I picked was the Dimension, with the latest tech. But the salesman wanted me to buy the 'business optimized' OptiPlex. I pointed out that each unit was MUCH more expensive for the same power, he tried to sell me that new technology was not good for business - I should use 'proven' hardware (i.e. 1 year old chips at top prices).
    I told him no thanks, please give me a price on 300+ Dimensions as I specified them.
    He did give me a price, but when I went to my boss to get the check, I found out that the salesguy called him and told him to but the OptiPlex! Then my PHB believed the vendor, and I eventually got fired cuz I would not support them. (The drivers for the network card would not support the latest Windows)

    1. Re:My Life is Dilbert by AviLazar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well sorry about the loss of your job...but if your boss disagrees with you and decides to go the other route ---telling him that you will not support his choice is a surefire way to get yourself fired.

      Your former boss may have made a bad call - but as his employee you gotta deal with it and when shit hits the fan, he will get in trouble for making the bad call....but by not being a "team player" you open yourself to a world of hurtin (i.e. losing your job)...unless that is what you wanted.

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    2. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moral to the story: If you don't do your job, you get fired.

    3. Re:My Life is Dilbert by NigelJohnstone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You can see his point though, if the drivers for the Network card don't work, no amount of pandering to the PHB will undo that bad decision.

    4. Re:My Life is Dilbert by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that he should have written network drivers to make the nic work with the version of windows that they use? I think he used the wrong word in there; he said he would not support them, it is more accurate to say he COULD not support them, since the NIC wouldn't work. (sounds a little funny to me, maybe dell didn't provide a driver, but I bet there was a driver out there somewhere. dell rarely uses exotic hardware.)

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    5. Re:My Life is Dilbert by riptide_dot · · Score: 5, Informative

      The system I picked was the Dimension, with the latest tech. But the salesman wanted me to buy the 'business optimized' OptiPlex. I pointed out that each unit was MUCH more expensive for the same power, he tried to sell me that new technology was not good for business - I should use 'proven' hardware (i.e. 1 year old chips at top prices).

      First, let me say that I'm not a Dell rep and I couldn't care less where people buy their computers.

      However, there is such a thing as a "business optimized" PC, and I can see the value in a business paying a premium for them. Speaking as as a person who has been charge of those who support the hardware on these things, a "business optimized" PC means a PC line whose hardware components don't change very often. I wouldn't necessarily buy into the argument that I need "proven" hardware, but having a line of PCs that don't change their overall component structure can be a very good thing in terms of supportability.

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    6. Re:My Life is Dilbert by odyrithm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      PHB? Is that Pointed Haired Bastard? By anychance? :D

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    7. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just refusing to do anything solves nothing. He had several options, he could have complained to Dell (did they sell them those computers with that version of Windows? If so, they should give them network cards that work). He could have argued that they couldn't do the upgrade to the newest windows. He could have ordered a bunch of newer network cards. Instead he just sat on his hands and told his boss "you didn't listen to me, tough." What else was there to do but fire him and replace him with someone who can do their job?

    8. Re:My Life is Dilbert by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between couldn't and wouldn't....hopefully he will clarify. I know many people who get uppity about things and tell their boss they refuse to do something - when its their boss telling them to do it...now if there is an ethical issue at hand thats OK, but if we are not talking ethics then well...

      I once told my boss that doing something in a specific way was annoying and a waste of time. He asked me if that meant I wouldn't do it. I told him that it meant no such thing - I would do it and do it well, but I knew of a better way. His response - get it done with the same quality and the same time/expense (or better) and do it anyway I want.

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    9. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Didion+Sprague · · Score: 3, Insightful

      but by not being a "team player" you open yourself to a world of hurtin (i.e. losing your job)...unless that is what you wanted.

      Teamwork on jobsites is vastly overrated. Most of the time, your teammates are assholes. And if your temmates aren't assholes, you are.

      Either way, it never works.

    10. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OptiPlex is actually a better computer than the Dimension. People who think Dells suck usually bought the latter, and people who think Dells are rock-solid workhorses usually bought the former.

    11. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can see his point though, if the drivers for the Network card don't work, no amount of pandering to the PHB will undo that bad decision.

      Hopefully, he would order just one machine and put it in a test environment, before buying up 300 machines.

      Then, the test environment would clearly show that the version of windows used by the company does not work with the network card.

      Test Condition: Connect Dell Optiplex to our network with standard company software (Windows Version XX, etc)
      Result: Failed.
      Reason: Dell supplied Network Interface Card not compatible with Windows Version XX.

      Then, the boss could decide to:
      - Order 3rd party network cards that DO work with the version of windows, and install then in the new machines
      - Go for a different config altogether - maybe choose those dimensions that already have compatible network cards.

      Also, Dell would probably have installed alternative network cards for a few bucks per PC.

      What version of windows were you using that the network card wouldn't work?

      From the part of the story you mentioned, it doesn't sound like it had to end up with you losing your job...

    12. Re:My Life is Dilbert by cronius · · Score: 1

      I told him no thanks, please give me a price on 300+ Dimensions as I specified them.
      He did give me a price, but when I went to my boss to get the check, I found out that the salesguy called him and told him to but the OptiPlex! Then my PHB believed the vendor, and I eventually got fired cuz I would not support them. (The drivers for the network card would not support the latest Windows)


      Jesus Christ, you must really hate Dell then?

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    13. Re:My Life is Dilbert by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Well i guess you have had a run of bad luck... i have had many positive experiences, and few negative ones. Teamwork is not overrated - working well together is great...now HR talking about teamwork is overrated as their idea of "Teamwork" involves you not getting a raise, working 65 hours a week and then paying your boss for the priveledge of working ;)

      Being a "team player" really means nodding your head to your boss so you keep your job and getting paid. Now if someone says "what if he didn't want to work there", he should have quit - at least then he might get a positive reference and he then leaves when he is ready - not when his boss deems it necessary...

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    14. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the boss made a bad call. If something did go wrong it would be based on the recommendation from Dell and he would also be able to get support from Dell. How is a business going to get support with a bunch of consumer PCs? Dell would just turn around and say you purchased the wrong product sorry and then the manager would definitely be out of job. Sometime it's not what you do by how you do it.

    15. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      The story seems odd in other ways. I mean the rep calling your boss? How did the rep get the information on who to call?

      Your hypothetical response seems to be pretty decently measured. Apart from a possible ethics or overtime issue, I don't tell my boss what I will and won't do, I'll tell him what I think is the best way to do it, but the final call on what to do is his call, not mine.

    16. Re:My Life is Dilbert by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Complete and utter bullshit. PC parts are, by very nature, COTS equipment - as the military would say.

      Now, it might be the case that there are some systems which system OEMs produce which have more intensively tested drivers and things of that sort, but when you buy from someone like Dell for a business, you're still getting raked over the coals.

      I ran a small office's network (3-13 employees) from 1998 until just recently this past month. The first systems purchased were "business optimized" systems and were well under "top of the line" spec at a much higher cost, as the grandparent mentioned (poor SOB). They had to be replaced within a year due to being too slow to actually get work done on, and Windows 95 was no longer being supported by some of the software vendors the company used. So we went to "custom" PCs and managed to keep a fairly uniform hardware ecosystem while getting much more bang for the buck (CAD systems) and being able to pick our hardware specifics (3com network cards, ATI video, etc.,) so we wouldn't have an outdated piece of shit in 2 years that needed significantly new hardware to run the latest OS.

      Now, while I can understand a large company's situation is definately a bit different, it's not true at all that you need to compromise on quality for price. As the grandparent post explained, "business optimized" isn't always going to be better in terms of hardware is 'standard'. Still, it doesn't seem like a wise choice from where I'm sitting, regardless of reasons for "business optimized" PCs - they're still Windows PCs, and the technology is (unfortunately) so quickly relegated to the dumpster that it's just asinine for such a consideration to be serious. Now, if you had something like Sun workstations or Linux machines, which can run for many a year with pretty much the same software without problems, I could understand...

      Besides, anyone ordering as many as 300 systems sure as hell better get a support contract for them as well. Doing otherwise would be beyond foolish.

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    17. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      You can see his point though, if the drivers for the Network card don't work, no amount of pandering to the PHB will undo that bad decision.

      You have to question the poster though. He's claiming the network card on the Optiplex wont support the current version of Windows. This just plain sounds wrong.

      It's kind of the equivilent to saying he bought a Ford and it won't turn left, only right. It's technically possible, but very improbable.

      Did he even try Dell's web site for latest driver? If he didn't, I would have fired him myself.

      TW

    18. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My second paragraph was a true story :) My boss just misunderstood me at first.

      Many times the reps have contacts to the boss - though (at least in my situation) the boss does not want to speak to the rep unless absolutely necessary...in fact, he gets upset with them...my boss trusts me and the rest of the IT group "implicitly". :) Guess I am lucky.

    19. Re:My Life is Dilbert by brouski · · Score: 1
      Your former boss may have made a bad call - but as his employee you gotta deal with it and when shit hits the fan, he will get in trouble for making the bad call

      Obviously you've never had to deal with the PHB's I have.

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    20. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Rinikusu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It really does depend on the situation as a whole. If my boss told me to procure new units based on whatever criteria set by whomever, and that I was responsible for said purchase, and then the boss OVERRIDES my decision without prior discussion with me (but is more than glad to discuss it with the vendor...), then I'd say you've got more serious problems at hand. You're being set-up for failure, you can't make the right decisions because someone else is going to change your decision, but ultimately they'll make the blame stick on you if the shit hits the fan. You can't be a "team player" if the coach doesn't put you in the game unless he needs someone to blame...

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    21. Re:My Life is Dilbert by swillden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Complete and utter bullshit.

      I disagree.

      PC parts are, by very nature, COTS equipment - as the military would say.

      True but irrelevant.

      Even if all of your 300 machines are built with COTS equipment, your support burden can be significantly increased if they're not all the *same* COTS equipment.

      It's well known that when you buy very low-priced computers that you can expect to get a grab bag assortment of different components. They'll all fit together and work (most likely), but they'll have whichever video card/RAM/drive/whatever was cheapest that day -- or that hour.

      I haven't personally been faced with the task of dealing with managing large numbers of machines, but I can certainly see the value in them being identical. If nothing else, that ensures that you can build a single system image and use something like Norton Ghost to replicate it out to all of the machines with no worries about needing different drivers or anything. And then there are upgrades to worry about... having identical hardware means being able to test the latest service pack on one box and being sure that it will behave pretty much the same on the rest of them.

      Besides, anyone ordering as many as 300 systems sure as hell better get a support contract for them as well. Doing otherwise would be beyond foolish.

      Sure, but that support contract only covers the hardware. If the user manages to screw up their system it's the company support staff that is going to have to re-install the OS, drivers and apps.

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    22. Re:My Life is Dilbert by afidel · · Score: 1

      No, what he is saying is that "business optimized" PC's from Dell are ones where you can order a PC with the same configuration 6 months later and it will have the same graphics card, network card, etc. This is NOT true of the Dimension line, they use whatever part meets the generic spec list and is the cheapest this week. If you want to roll out from a Ghost image or a standardized installer over hundreds or thousands of desktops then it can be worth the extra cost for the standardized systems to minimize bugs and gotchas. Of course if you are getting raped for more than say 25% price premium it's probably smarter to just buy a bunch of extra machines for newhires and change/adds/upgrades and buy a bulk order of the cheaper systems.

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    23. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      Right you are, sir!

      We were burned badly when a bright, young IT guy recommended we go the the Toshiba Sattelite Pro line instead of the "more expensive" business-optimized Tecras we had been buying. We're back to Tecras and the sanity of our IT department is almost back to normal.

      Ghost images: fixed
      Short warranty: fixed
      Durability problems: fixed

      Now I've known a lot of people who buy consumer-grade notebooks and have no problem. But they treat their notebooks like they payed for them with their own money; our consultants don't.

      Business class also works for desktops. Our business-class desktops all have predictable layouts and software and they come with things such as Wake-on-LAN and processor serial numbers turned on. They come with "business sound" which lets us avoid messy speaker setups but also lets our users hear warning tones. They cost a little bit more, but if you've ever tried supporting "the latest and greatest and cheapest" times 400 stations, you'd happily pay the price.

      TW

    24. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's evident you're a goddamned idiot:

      should use 'proven' hardware (i.e. 1 year old chips at top prices).


      First, there's a ridiculously obvious reason to buy Optiplex machines--they have consistent driver sets over multiple generations, and that's done deliberately by the vendor. Second, they're easier to open, diagnose and replace. Third, the support and service agreements are oriented towards corporate use, not dumbass grandma at home with her PC. Key example: When you call into Optiplex or Poweredge support, you don't get shunted to first tier support in India like consumers do.

      I eventually got fired cuz I would not support them.


      Oh, so you turned around and said "I told you so?!" Serves you right to be fired. Not only are you clueless, you're also insolent. If one of my staff ever told me that, they'd be out the door.

    25. Re:My Life is Dilbert by KillerCow · · Score: 1

      The solution: write a memo. CC the higher ups.

    26. Re:My Life is Dilbert by markh1967 · · Score: 1
      However, there is such a thing as a "business optimized" PC, and I can see the value in a business paying a premium for them. Speaking as as a person who has been charge of those who support the hardware on these things, a "business optimized" PC means a PC line whose hardware components don't change very often. I wouldn't necessarily buy into the argument that I need "proven" hardware, but having a line of PCs that don't change their overall component structure can be a very good thing in terms of supportability.

      I would agree with this completely but this isn't a practice that Dell adheres too anyway. My employer buys lots of Dell 'business' systems and we are constantly surprised by the unanounced hardware changes and upgrades. It makes keeping images of systems for rapid deployment and recovery a real pain.

      As for finding drivers on Dell's website for their systems; even though they insist you enter the asset tag to search they can still do no better than offer a selection for what might be in the system that sometimes lists a dozen alternatives. Contrast this to IBM, for instance, who can still supply a replacement front bezel for a 15 year old PC if you give them its serial number.

      To be fair I should say that the Dell systems we get are nicely designed and easy to work on; they just need to work on the business support.

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    27. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Xerp · · Score: 1

      If you *know* your life is Dilbert, then you should have gone for the crappy option that would please the PHB. That is the way things work. You're just some skilled techie, which to most people = a nobody. Why would your opinion count? Best thing to do go along with what they think is best - they're going to do it anyway - but ensure that you document everything. Then, when the shit hits the fan, out come the documents. As you clearly state in your email dated November 23rd to you, your PHB and your PHB's PHB this is the *exact* problem you stated would arise, etc...

      After this has happened a few times, people begin to take notice of your opinion. Its just a shame you have to rub the muck in their faces several times before they'll take notice. Take pleasure in it though; it the only fun you'll have :)

      Most of the time we go for Dells. Why? Because they are the best? No. Because they are shoddy tat? Well, yes, but thats not the reason. Its because the PHB has "brand recognition" of the product. Check the rest of their lives out - it'll make you feel happier :)

    28. Re:My Life is Dilbert by murphj · · Score: 1
      Maintaining a dozen or two machines is a whole different animal from maintaining a hundred or two. As the parent poster said, the value is in knowing you will be able to buy another machine with the same parts. That way your ghost image will still work.

      A support contact with cheapie Dells doesn't guarantee getting something that works with your image - they change those crappy parts all the time.

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    29. Re:My Life is Dilbert by riptide_dot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Complete and utter bullshit."

      What a way to inspire thoughtful and enlightened discussion...

      "...I ran a small office's network (3-13 employees)..."
      "...Now, while I can understand a large company's situation is definately a bit different..."

      Normally I wouldn't have even responded to this, but your points are ironic, because they actually help make my case. First, a business of 3-13 employees doesn't need standardization like a large organization does - it needs dependable, easy to use, somewhat powerful PCs for competitive prices. "Business optimized" PCs don't make much sense to really small organizations.

      When you get into the larger support realm however, power and individual PC price don't weigh as much in the overall support equation, but STANDARDS do. When you are deploying a new piece of software/OS/etc to 1000+ workstations, it is of TREMENDOUS benefit to the support staff to not have to worry about every one of those thousand plus workstations having different hardware configurations. So, like I said before, "business optimized" PCs are by definition:

      - not supposed to be top of the line
      - not necessarily the cheapest option
      - usually leased and not bought (so they are replaced every so often)
      - static in terms of their component configuration
      and
      - more easily supportable because of their static nature.

      --
      I was in the park the other day wondering why frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get - and then it hit me.
    30. Re:My Life is Dilbert by windex82 · · Score: 1

      I figured someone who WAS in the position to need to order 300 machines would realize the difference here.

      The business machines he was wanting to sell you would have all had the exact same chipsets, video, sound and network cards.

      The machines you wanted may have come with 200 mboards with a via chipset, 100 with an intel chipset, 100 Intel Video Chipsets, 50 ATI, 150 nvidia, 100 creative sound cards, 100 via, 100 cmedia, 50 linksys (model a) 25 linksys (model b which wont use the same driver as model a) 200 intel 25 dlink.

      The home machines can be hell as far as driver support goes, ecspecially in the network and sound areas.

    31. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Threni · · Score: 1

      > This is nothing. Dell always has sold to the business market for more.

      It's a little like Amazon in the UK a couple of years ago charging regular customers more than new ones.

    32. Re:My Life is Dilbert by jschottm · · Score: 1

      If you've worked on both Optiplexes and Dimensions, you would know that there is a difference. If you were equiped to handle a position managing 300+ computers, you would know there were a difference. Optiplexes not supporting the latest version of Windows? Could you provide a specific model on that? I've got 5 year old Dells happily running Win 2K3 and various current versions of Linux.

      Optiplexes are built better than Dimensions. They [theoretically] are standardized so you get essentially the same computer every time you order one. This is massively important for wide-scale distributions. They come with much better warranties. Those one year old chips that you scoff at are heavily tested and debugged by that point.

    33. Re:My Life is Dilbert by stinkwinkerton · · Score: 1

      So, let's think about this... The dimension is "cutting edge" technology. You purchase 300 of them now. Then you need 25 more two weeks from now and call your sales rep: "I'm sorry, that exact motherboard, NIC, video, etc configuration is no longer offered."

      So, the nice disk image you made to worked on the original 300 is no longer good... and now you have to spend the same amount of time getting a good image for 25 systems as you did for the first 300. In other words, not a good investment of an IT person's time... (which equates to money.)

      The reason the dimension is so inexpensive is because it is the newest stuff (read "constantly changing") and they get the equipment at a low rate (read one-time bulk purchases or builds.)

      I do agree, Dell Smells, and am switching vendors because of their pricing and crap-ass support, but your PHB was right and not wrong... and I probably would have fired you too if I was his shoes. If you refuse to do your job (support the computer systems) then you choose to leave the company.

      --
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    34. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your .sig is disgusting. You obviously never knew anyone who was raped. If you did, you wouldn't use the word so lightly.

    35. Re:My Life is Dilbert by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      I've worked with plenty of older Dell hardware, and even the Pentium 2 Optiplexes I had to work on were perfectly supported by XP out of the box. This entire story reeks of bullshit.

      --
      I used to get high on life, but I developed a tolerance. Now I need something stronger.
    36. Re:My Life is Dilbert by JoeShmoe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, I can give you a very concrete example of the difference between buying "home" and "business" lines of computer.

      When I was contracting for a major corporation, they wanted to rollout new software to 4000+ PCs. Since there were only two or three different models of machines I recommended using a little known utility by Binary Research called Ghost.

      One model used in one division was Compaq Presario. The wise ass IT manager of that division decided to save a little money by getting the cheaper home units instead of the Deskpro 2000 units everyone else had.

      Well, come time for rollout and about 75% of the hard drives in the Presario units died after being ghosted (obviously, not the one unit we had tested on). After a couple weeks of panicked calling with 3rd level engineers at Compaq, the bottom line was that they couldn't help us with the problem. They had a room full of engineering documents on the Deskpro line and could literally follow the path of electrons if that was what was needed to fix the problem. If we wanted that kind of help with the Presario line, we would have to go find the random Taiwanese board maker who had slapped together the motherboard and see if they could figure it out.

      Well, smart ass IT manager decided to secretly have a few of the now-broken hard drives put in Deskpro units then send them in to engineering. Compaq took one look at the barcodes and realized they had been swapped. Ironically, having the bad drive in the Deskpro they were able to discover there was a bug in Matrox's firmware that caused the drive to report it as having 16 heads when it only had 15 heads. Compaq theorized that the Ghost program was operating at a low enough level that the Maxtor drive was trying to squeeze a square peg into a round hole and breaking itself.

      Anyway, bottom line is...if the computers work out of the box, it doesn't matter what's in them. But if you ever plan to use computers to something other than what they current doing, then you need to know that the vendor will actually stand behind them and not tell you that you are SOL. Companies may pay more of a premium for that kind of guarantee, but if you looked at the cost involved in swapping out a few thousand machines because you can't get a problem conclusively solved, that premium might not be so bad after all.

      - JoeShmoe
      .

      --
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    37. Re:My Life is Dilbert by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      You are very, very right, but unfortunately, that isn't what the Optiplex line is, at least any more.

      I've had to deal with supporting Dimensions and they are steaming piles of doodoo (I've seen worse from Tiger Direct, but still). In my experience the Optiplex hardware is more stable than the Dimensions and of a higher quality -- both of which reduce support costs. They are also a breeze to take apart, swap parts, etc.

      But try this on: we're a preferred partner or whatever Dell is calling it so we're supposed to get advance notification of changes x months in advance and also get to preview hardware so that we can actually support it.

      This last fall Dell changed an order of GX270s to GX280s because they were removing them from the market. Mind you, they were still selling them... but an outstanding order was changed without notice.

      And when we get the computers we find that they the hardware has changed from the preview systems Dell provided and our image wouldn't work.

      This did not reduce support costs one bit. The hardware might as well have been bought in a single lot from any random vendor.

      thoromyr

    38. Re:My Life is Dilbert by RicJohnson · · Score: 1

      Here is some clarification to those who asked. This was a few years ago
      The machines came with configured for Win98, but for some reason we purchased a big license for Win2K directly from M$
      The NICs problem turned out to be an auto Negotiate problem with our Switch. Cuz Win2k was new, they would not let us turn off autoNeg.
      Of course I should have just kept my mouth shut, or pretended to try to fix it, or ask for more support from Dell - the truth is I was just so pissed at the end run around by the sales guy I did not use my head
      I STILL have a problem where I am the most technical person in some small client, but the dumb PHB with NO technical training goes against my suggestion. I have since tried to write emails being very explicit that this is not what _I_ recommend, but I am always the one that gets the shaft.
      Oh Well - now I am a consultant and I get paid for overtime when the boss makes a dumb decision.

    39. Re:My Life is Dilbert by DrCode · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My experience is that teamwork is great; but the people who talk the most about being a "team player" are usually the ones you don't want to work with.

    40. Re:My Life is Dilbert by archen · · Score: 1

      The story seems odd in other ways. I mean the rep calling your boss? How did the rep get the information on who to call?

      Heh, where I work Dell has the number for the owner, general manager, accountant, and sales manager. Every time we call(ed) Dell we got a different sales person who couldn't find our account and just made a new one. Sometimes they'd use the name on the credit card (which varies) sometimes they'd use our corperate account - or set up a new corperate account if they couldn't find the previous one.

      I say called because our account(s) with dell are past tense. They over charge, and the support sucks. Personally I tell my boss what to do, and he tells me what to do. The difference is that I have to actually do what he tells me to. But we get along so that's why that works =)

    41. Re:My Life is Dilbert by ultramk · · Score: 1

      Teamwork on jobsites is vastly overrated. Most of the time, your teammates are assholes. And if your temmates aren't assholes, you are.

      I'm guessing you're my lead developer. Hi Bob.

      m-

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    42. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Wow. You should be glad you're not interviewing with me.

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    43. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I wish that were the case. My company's been buying Dell OptiPlex 260's. Then we started getting OptiPlex 270's, which were fine...different disk image was necessary, but that was manageable. Then we were forcibly "upgraded" to OptiPlex 280's, which are USB only. No PS/2 ports. Now we've got a dozen KVMs that need to be upgraded.

      Yay hardware continuity. Not.

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    44. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have fun with your handpicked liars!

    45. Re:My Life is Dilbert by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I've seen this sort of thing before. Not out of Dell, but out of HP. HP sold two series of machines. Don't ask me the line of computer, this was approximately 5-6 years ago. They sold two computers that we're fundamentally the same. One came pre-done with Win98, the other with NT4.0 or W2K. We picked up the two machines with Win98 with the intention of installing NT4 on them (the price difference was bigger the buying retail NT licenses). At the time, HP was installing plenty of equipment they made/designed that only had Win98 drivers. I searched high and low for the drivers for the video and sound drivers for the onboard stuff for NT4. It just didn't exist. You couldn't get any sound, or anything want that wasn't 800 by 600 at 8 bit color under NT4.

      Now, I know why the machines we're so much cheaper. It was a learning experince. We ended up throwing an old sound card, and a cheap recycled video card into the machine. It worked fine after that.

      Kirby

    46. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that switch bit us too. We were all staring at the back panel trying to figure out wtf they'd done with the PS/2 ports.

      Anybody want some KVMs cheap? No, not really...

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    47. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well sorry about the loss of your job...but if your boss disagrees with you and decides to go the other route ---telling him that you will not support his choice is a surefire way to get yourself fired.

      Unless I show upper management that his choice costs the company more money... then I might get promoted!

      Look! you moron! supporting your boss always makes sense... until your boss starts costing the company money!

    48. Re:My Life is Dilbert by justforaday · · Score: 1

      Speaking as as a person who has been charge of those who support the hardware on these things...

      Sounds like a fancy way of saying "I'm a PHB"

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    49. Re:My Life is Dilbert by yasth · · Score: 1

      It sounds very funny to me.

      I mean I didn't look at them all, but all the ones I looked at were normal to the point of silliness, and the optiplexes are easier to support. Whether or not they are worth the price premium is up to the situation, but it isn't completely worthless.

      Optiplex E1 3com 3C905B (basically one of the most supported cards on the planet)
      Optiplex G1 ""
      Optiplex GS+ ""
      Optiplex GX1 ""
      Optiplex GX1p ""
      Optiplex GX110 3C905C (driver compatible with b)
      Optiplex GX150 ""
      Optiplex GX240 ""
      Optiplex GX260 Intel 8254x 1000 (well supported though not always by pre sp W2k or XP, then you have to provide drivers from dell's site, a nice card though it does have a few quirks)
      Optiplex GX260N ""
      Optiplex GX270 Intel Gigabit 1000 LOM see above
      Optiplex GX280 Broadcom 57xx Gigabit Integrated Controller. (Not as good as intel, needs drivers, some drivers that look like they should work don't need recent drivers from dell site even post XPsp2)
      Optiplex N 3com 3C905B (again hard to imagine much more supported)
      Optiplex NX ""
      Optiplex NX1 ""

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    50. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      lol

      unemployed much?

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=129050&cid=1 07 67327

      from your delightful comment history:

      'There's no mystery. Work is bullshit. Corporations are bullshit. You have meetings. You have "ten o'clocks". It's demoralizing. It saps your spirit. You look at old episodes of "Bewitched" and you scratch your head. Larry Tate is everywhere. "Mr. Tate, you have a couple minutes?"'


      Did you honestly think life was going to get better as you got older?
    51. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were a fool.
      There is no reason not to allow a stupid boss to fail. Most failures are invisible therefore irrelevant. The rest get the boss fired.
      I have survived many bosses over the years, and I just let 'em crash and burn. :)

    52. Re:My Life is Dilbert by ak3ldama · · Score: 3, Funny

      But this is the new Dell/Windows universe where such things are not necessary since Wintel solutions always work perfectly, and the habits of old Unix administrators are just not necessary, so shave that beard, and sit down.

      --
      "but money is the God of Algiers & Mahomet their prophet." - Rich. O'Bryen June 8th 1786
    53. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true, HP and others used to use the 98/NT thing to segment the consumer and business markets. A lot of people found out this the hard way when Win2000 came out and they had dead-end machines.

      However, AFAIK OptiPlexes have always been business machines and were always certified for NT/2K. (Unless we're talking about 10 years ago, in which case it hardly matters.)

    54. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt Dell was selling a desktop that did not support the latest version Windows. Have any more info on that? I'm throwing the bullshit flag.

    55. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can use sysprep in conjuction with Ghost (Or the now gone Powerquest) and support just about any configuration with one image. We use ONE single image for two models of HP/Compaq desktops, four models of Compaq laptops and two models of IBM laptops (two more IBM models coming soon). Yes, that is ONE image of XP Professional that works on all six computer models in all five of our US offices. It took a little script work (mostly for specific office configs like document management servers and fax servers etc that vary between offices) and a few weeks of testing but anyone responsible for rolling out more then a few hundred machines should have that expertise in house or hire a new desktop engineer that can do it. Having that ability saves huge amounts of money, reduces downtime, updating time, support time and training time for the users and the lower rungs of the IT department. It also allows you to be more flexible with your computer purchases.

    56. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... (3-13 employees) ...

      Constant turnover? or are you just that bad at counting?

    57. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the point of the OptiPlex line. Business computers aren't called "stable platforms" because they crash less, it's because they leave product lines around a lot longer. It's understandable: a business tech support department appreciates having a bunch of computers that are exactly the same, just like Southwest Airlines only uses 737s, because that way they don't have to train pilots to fly different airplanes.

      Of course, any idiot knows that not only are computers much more similar than airplanes, no business with more than a handful of employees is ever going to upgrade its entire computer system at once, meaning that unless they have all thin clients, there will always come a time when they have multiple types of computers to support.

      Computers are a very small part of the budget of any major company, though, which means that they can afford to spend a little extra for no benefit. As much as it offends your sensibilities, and as much as you're right, most companies just won't notice. On that note, I have to ask: why didn't you just do what he said? Or rather, why didn't you sit down with your boss, explain the situation, and when he inevitably told you to buy the OptiPlex, why didn't you just do it? There's no loss to you: you don't get paid any less because the boss makes a bad business decision, and you only have to use their computers when you're at work. It certainly doesn't seem like something worth losing your job over, at least if you were just getting another job in the same industry, unless your boss was just a bitch to work for.

    58. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Static as in, you're fucked because all your machines have that video card that is not supported with the latest version of the OS?

      That is the point many other posters have made here...

      When you buy 1000 non business optimized machines that are 25% cheaper than the business optimized machines, then each of them will not have a different configuration. You'll have 10 different configurations tops, if only 8 of them will work smoothly for your application set, you can toss the 2 that don't work and still save money. Supporting 1 or 8 similar configurations is no difference for any skilled IT department. Plus the 2 tossed can come in handy for those people that want annoying things like other OSs (OSS), or otherwise don't want the support of your IT department.

      It reasoning like yours that is causing the top level management to realize how expensive their IT department and equipment is, resulting in them eventually ... outsourcing it.

      When your PCs are slower, cost more, and have worse suport than the laptop of the CFO's wife or kids, you're in trouble.

    59. Re:My Life is Dilbert by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Now, it might be the case that there are some systems which system OEMs produce which have more intensively tested drivers and things of that sort...

      Speaking from a 3D CAD/visualization viewpoint (lately I've been zooming, rotating and panning fairly large models with multiple attached external reference drawings and files), having a software vendor-approved system can probably make a big difference. This is for realtime, shaded (but not textured), smooth movement on the monitor. This is often important in order to show people specific details within a 3D model while maintaining their perspective. Many engineers have trouble with reading 2D drawings.

      Even though current "mainstream" higher-end gaming videocards can come equipped with 256 or 512MB of VRAM, SLI and technobabble it seems like the $2000+ cards are still the best choice for non-gaming 3D.

      A problem is that there are no vendors that can supply one-on-one, live comparisons so that a buyer can evaluate the performance of different CAD-dedicated professional cards with their specific software (stuff like Solidworks, Pro-Engineer, SmartPlant, Aveva, etc.).

    60. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That heads/peg story is so much bullshit, you must be a troll. First of all, the geometry that the hard drives present on their interface is a logical geometry and has nothing to do with physical geometry. Second, harddrives have firmware that know which sectors are addressable, and that addressing an out-of-bounds sector does not result in destruction of the drive.

      Compaq just yanked your chain. Or rather, yanked the chain of the division that did not play to their rules of overcharging.

    61. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Scott7477 · · Score: 1

      It seems that the moral to this particular story is always buy the business model...

      --
      "Lack of technical competence coupled with the arrogance of power, as usual, leads to no good end."
    62. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At work we have someone who always talks about being a "team player". She has a reputation for taking 6 hour lunch breaks.

    63. Re:My Life is Dilbert by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But the point is, if you've already got an existing system install, and the "business optimized" (whatever) systems are not the same model as what you've currently got, what's it matter if you get 300 systems that are cheaper and powerful, or 300 that are older and cost more? Well, it does. It just shouldn't matter that there's "business optimized" PCs, as any level headeded person is going to get a support contract for those systems guaranteeing $years of support for that specific model.

      I know this is how IBM does it, as I currently work for a large non-profit which relies largely on such contracts. The machines aren't by any means "top of the line" but they're not gimps and reasonably priced for the spec.

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    64. Re:My Life is Dilbert by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Sure, but that support contract only covers the hardware. If the user manages to screw up their system it's the company support staff that is going to have to re-install the OS, drivers and apps.

      I don't see your point. If you're managing 300+ systems, you're, well, managing them. Chances are you sent the OEM provider a disk image which you designed yourself for specific use on those systems (well, maybe not with 300 systems, but with, say, 1000 systems -definately). Reimage the damned thing and you're back where you were before things broke. This is no different than buying the 'expensive' system.

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    65. Re:My Life is Dilbert by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      So maybe it's just a good business practice to not buy from Dell?

      I'm fairly certain IBM doesn't do this. Their up-front cost might be marginally higher, but you reap the benefits through superior product, service, etc. - that, and their hardware doesn't suck. Did I mention IBM makes good hardware?

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    66. Re:My Life is Dilbert by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I'd believe it, too. The only thing this office did was (large) 2D architectural stuff, so the demand for that kind of thing wasn't really there. Though, given the bloat of some of the CAD stuff out there (AutoCAD 98 - 2002 in this case), it's no small surprise that a good cpu and lots of ram was necessary...

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    67. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Matje · · Score: 1

      why? what's wrong with the 'teamplayers'?

    68. Re:My Life is Dilbert by carldot67 · · Score: 1

      I play footy (soccer) every weekend. I have done for the last 30 years. Week in, Week out, come rain, snow, storm or shine. On good teams and bad teams. I am *by definition* a team player.
      It drives me mad when some pencil-necked fuck in Human Resources starts lecturing me about how to be one.

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    69. Re:My Life is Dilbert by odyrithm · · Score: 1

      Actualy MOD, it was ontopic to the post I was replying to. Guess your sense of awareness is akin to a rabit on the highway. *splat*

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    70. Re:My Life is Dilbert by tooth · · Score: 1

      You've pretty much hit the nail on the head so to speak. A good example of this at my work: We wanted to by 120 or so "unix" servers from a big vendor over a 12 month period. They said the line wouldn't change for that ammount of time. 6 months in the stop production and we had to change to another model. So now we've got two different types of machines that are configure differently and have different patching needs, basically doubling any testing/work we have to do on them. And yes, they are running the exact same version of OS, but it is still a pain.

    71. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is why you go above his head and throw your bos s under the bus with his superiors.

      too many people respect the "chain of command"

      fuck that.

      if your boss is an asshat, set him on fire by letting his bosses know that he made a stupid decision, caused the company more expense, and is risking profits.

      it works very well.

    72. Re:My Life is Dilbert by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Hopefully, he would order just one machine and put it in a test environment, before buying up 300 machines."

      That would work if you knew a vendor who reliably sold the same type of machine for the duration of your testing period, with the same components, software, drivers, etc. at a steady price.

      He said he was buying from Dell.

    73. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Your .sig is disgusting.

      As an AC, I can't read that sig. What is strange is that you obviously have an account, but choosed to post as an AC.

      Why don't you post logged when you have an opinion on something ?

    74. Re:My Life is Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh?

      Select ThinkCentre M and S Series models offer the stability of having no planned hardware changes that impact a customer's software image for at least 18 months after general availability

      You'll notice that these "select" models cost twice as much as the other ones. Also, IBM's desktop hardware is garbage. You're better off with an optiplex.

    75. Re:My Life is Dilbert by stanmann · · Score: 1

      If you are willing to pay the price, IBM will supply you with a replacement hard drive for a 22 year old PC.

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    76. Re:My Life is Dilbert by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      You can when you have written documentation. A while back I had a client make a request of a sales person (an important sales person, who is also a big share-holder). I was told to give the sales person whatever he wanted. He made the request, my boss approved it, the ceo approved it. Two months later shit hit the fan. Everyone was breathing down on my neck "why did you do it"- and I could have been fired - except I had an e-mail from my boss saying to approve it.

      Keep a good tracking record and when stuff goes bad, you just pull out the proof.

      If someone goes totally behind your back and you have no clue about the purchase - well you can just say "I was not informed a purchase has been made, i had no hand in this at all." Then it is the burdeon of the accusers to prove that you DID have a hand in it...

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    77. Re:My Life is Dilbert by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      obviously

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    78. Re:My Life is Dilbert by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      I wonder if we'll ever see cad.slashdot.org...[Taco hears the crickets in his palatial backyard]

      There probably wouldn't be a whole helluva lot of contributors but those who would contribute would likely be quite knowledgeable about the field (at least for story submissions). Plus, CAD, computer modelling and the related CGI is seen as "cool" by many bright younger people. Actually, it's not - it's pure drudgery, lame and sucks - don't get into this field, stay away! [/job preservation]

      None of the existing CAD-related sites that have reader comments enabled have a slash-type comment moderation system, but maybe that's just because there aren't enough people interested.

    79. Re:My Life is Dilbert by JoeShmoe · · Score: 1

      "First of all" ...in the days before 200GB hard drives, when this took place, the logical geometry pretty much was the physical geometry.

      "Second", would you mind explaining to me what would happen if the firmware reports 16 heads to the BIOS when the drive itself has only 15 heads? I tend to think it would be the same as if someone had manually entered the wrong drive parameters in the BIOS, namely, the drive is not going to work properly.

      You are definitely right that under no circumstances should you ever be able to give a drive an order that resulted in death of the drive. Yet, that is exactly what happened with these hard drive, and it was repeatable. Whatever black magic Ghost used for its operations was just plain incompatible with this buggy firmware. Odds are it was a bug, pure and simple, one that had never come to light before we tried using Ghost on them.

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  5. geez - reminds me of a quote: by sdMMk · · Score: 1
    "`Tis a fine barn, but sure `tis no pool, English."

    Something to think about.

    1. Re:geez - reminds me of a quote: by Phantombantam · · Score: 1

      Proof that the simpsons may be applied to everything.

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    2. Re:geez - reminds me of a quote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D'oheth!

  6. And so? by YankeeInExile · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's called Channel Marketing/Pricing and it's been around for years.

    If it takes me an hour of research to save $10 I have lost much more than I've gained.

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    1. Re:And so? by jxyama · · Score: 1
      >If it takes me an hour of research to save $10 I have lost much more than I've gained.

      ...only if you did such research/ordering while working.

    2. Re:And so? by computerme · · Score: 1

      maybe he's a business owner like me. we are always working so our time is always valuable.

    3. Re:And so? by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it takes me an hour of research to save $10 I have lost much more than I've gained.

      If you save $10 after an hour of searching, you're in the hole. If you're buying 20 of them for your office, then you've saved your company $2000. That's certainly worth your time (unless you're Bill Gates).

      I have two accounts, one at Dell Business and one at Dell Home. I buy from whichever suits my needs at the best price. I've been doing that for several years now, I can't believe this is really news...

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    4. Re:And so? by Osty · · Score: 1

      If it takes me an hour of research to save $10 I have lost much more than I've gained.

      But if you buy 5 (hundred/thousand/million?) of the thing on which you saved $10 and it only cost you an hour to save that $10, did you still lose more than you gained?

    5. Re:And so? by deacon · · Score: 1
      maybe he's a business owner like me. we are always working so our time is always valuable.

      And so you are on /. why???

      Or your time is just too valuable to use the shift key?

      I've never met a business owner who did not care about getting the lowest price.

      Anyway, just to veer back on topic, the solution to Dells shell game is to just get your memory someplace like newegg. Problem solved.

    6. Re:And so? by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      oops, meant "200 of them"... oh well, so much for my math.

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    7. Re:And so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please. That's just ego. Ego-which-leads-to-a-heart-attack ego.

    8. Re:And so? by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Well said... er, typed.

      In the past 9 years as a contractor/self employed, I began to look at everything through cost/benefit colored glasses. I even began applying it to my life outside of work. If it were going to take me 5 hours to replace an alternator (in a minivan... hard to get to) and cost me $275 to have a mechanic replace it, I would benefit by taking it to the mechanic as long as I were making at least $55/hr.

      Of course, I'm a fulltime W2 these days, so I'm trying to get out of that mindset.

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    9. Re:And so? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This only works with some very specific assumptions. The first is that you get paid by the hour, the second is that you actually have work available to do.

      I've heard people use this cost/benefit idea for themselves when they were salaried employees. I still don't understand where they got their logic from; they're not going to get paid more for sitting in their cubicles for an extra 5 hours.

      And even for an hourly employee or contractor, this idea only works if you actually have high-paying work lined up that you could take on. If you're in a down period, and don't have that much work to do, and have the free time available to change the alternator yourself (and would be just sitting on your ass watching TV or something instead), it's probably worth it to do the job yourself.

      Also, don't forget all your overhead involved with paying people to do your dirty work for you. With auto mechanics, you have to spend time arranging an appointment to have the service done, then you have to spend time driving your car to the garage, then you have to arrange some way of getting back to home/work so you can actually do that high-paying work. Some places offer loaner cars for this, but others may not, leaving you looking for a ride or renting a car ($$$). Then of course, you have to return the loaner car, pick up your car, and drive home again. And the worst is if the mechanic screwed something up: now suddenly you're going to waste a LOT of time trying to get them to fix it properly, do more trips back and forth to the garage, etc. If you're proficient enough at the job to get it done in an evening, it might be worth it to just do it yourself to avoid all the hassle.

      This argument works a little better, IMO, for service people who come to your house instead of making you waste your time taking the work to them. Gardeners, landscapers, house-cleaning people, etc., are obvious candidates for this, and since they usually cost far less per hour than auto mechanics, it's a lot easier to justify hiring them. It's also a lot harder to screw up a bathroom cleaning than auto service, so you probably don't have to worry about any return calls, and in some places it's easy to hire illegals or people under the table to do that kind of work for very cheap.

      My advice? Unless you're paid extremely well, do your own auto work, but hire people to clean your bathrooms.

    10. Re:And so? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Why would I be doing work when I'm not working?

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    11. Re:And so? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      The point is, spending an hour to save ten dollars is silly. It doesn't matter if you're a business owner or not. If you're that concerned about the ten dollars, there are thousands of other things you can do in less time to save or make the same amount.

      What if you could save eleven dollars with two hours of research? Or save twelve dollars with four hours of research? Heck, you might even save one hundred dollars if you took the whole week off!

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    12. Re:And so? by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 100%, which is why I mentioned I'm full time now. As a contract programmer, I always had unlimited overtime, and of course I do now, though I don't get paid for it.

      In the past, it almost always made more sense to pay someone else to work on my car, house, whatever. Now it's a completely different story. However, with three kids, I would still rather pay someone else to do my dirty work so I'm not spending my "free" time doing it.

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  7. Smart Shooping by MattyDK23 · · Score: 0

    Or, you could just do the smart thing and buy your upgrades from a small, local computer shop (or PriceWatch) instead of Dell.

    1. Re:Smart Shooping by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

      Around where I live (Northern Texas), the small shops are usually more expensive than Dell... PriceWatch for me all the time :) (supplimented with a healthy dose of Froogle)

  8. Well DUH! by SilentChris · · Score: 1

    Of course they market the same part with different prices. IT folks can gladly use 512 MB, while home users might be hesitant. That's one of the reasons, when I bought my 20" LCD from Dell, that I ordered as a "Small Business" customer instead of a "Home" user. In total, I saved about 25%, or $250 at the time.

    1. Re:Well DUH! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      That seems almost counter-intuitive from where I sit. I'd think that a home user would be less likely to splurge than a small business.

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    2. Re:Well DUH! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      IT folks can gladly use 512 MB, while home users might be hesitant.

      Guess you've never head of evercrack, huh?

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    3. Re:Well DUH! by bonch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Incidentally, this is one of the criticisms against the PC world made by Apple users. No hodge-podge of duplicate-priced parts from all over the place. Just order what you see at the Apple Store, customized if you want.

  9. This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any of the deal sites know this very well. The Dell site has you pick your "store" on the very front page. Depending on which store you pick, there's different pricing, different costs for shipping, sometimes even different tax rates. They've had this system in place for years.

    Welcome to 3 years ago.

  10. Hmmm... by mikeophile · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe internal competition will drive down their own prices.

    1. Re:Hmmm... by loraksus · · Score: 1

      At $200+ for 512mb of ram, they have a bit of room...

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  11. Automated pricing? by PxM · · Score: 1

    Other than the different managers setting the prices for their groups, does Dell use an automated pricing system that sets the final price based on past sales of an item at a given price and a customer group's willingness to pay a certain price? I'm sure they spend a lot of money researching the price points that result in maximum profits for a given customer and I wouldn't be suprised if their website set an "optimally profitable" price point based on the latest market data.
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  12. Similar situation by ReverendLoki · · Score: 1

    Though not exactly the same, I ran across a very similar situation when shopping for memory cards for my camera.

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    1. Re:Similar situation by yotto · · Score: 1

      I had exactly this same situation when shopping for a car. Two cars, two completely different prices!

  13. nothing new by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is nothing new. (just to note we are discussing off the shelf price, not haggled prices through sales people) Dell (and other companies) always offer different prices to different organizations. There is the gov't groups, non-profits, small business, large business, consumer, students, etc...

    The company I work for buys all dell hardware (servers, desktops, laptops, monitors) - so we get a slight automatic discount on stuff (not that much really, techbargains can usually offer a better price).

    Sometimes, not always, being the big corporation won't get you the best off-the-shelf price. Also, many of times times (as it should be) companies have to input their EIN number to get the price (and usually tax discount)...students need to provide proof of their student status... same for other organizations.

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    1. Re:nothing new by jo42 · · Score: 1

      You should always buy as little as possible from the original vendor. When we purchased a few IBM x335 servers awhile back, the cost of memory from Kingston was less than half of what IBM wanted. Even the 15K RPM SCSI drives where far less from a local shoppe.

    2. Re:nothing new by chadjg · · Score: 1

      AviLazar and other are right of course. This isn't news. The thing that irritates me is that the government is getting ripped off. Again, this isn't news and it is almost an tradition and a sport, but it is annoying for us lowly tax payers.

      It seems to me that the government is probably one of the biggest customers a company like Dell is likely to ever have, and that the GSA has some potent leverage. How hard would it be to stick a line in their contract that runs something like "We get the best unit price on anything you sell, and changing the color of the paint on the memory chip labels and giving them a new serial number doesn't count. Futhermore, any hoser that tries to get cute with this will find themselves paying us a 5% bonus, just to have a prayer of getting the GSA contract reinstated."

      It sounds simple enough to me. After all, memory and the like items are basically commodities, right? We're not talking about something that's all that functionally different than wheat and pork bellies.

      Somebody in the GSA has been missing a jump, IMO.

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  14. Next on Slashdot: Coupons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How tiny pieces of paper can save YOU big money!"

  15. Large businesses don't buy at list price by kraut · · Score: 1

    .. not even from Dell. In fact, you don't even have to be that large, but if you are committing to buy a reasonable amount of kit, you can get discounts of 15% or more.

    See, that is why you actually need all these weird people in companies that don't program: Purchasing Managers do have a purpose ;)

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    1. Re:Large businesses don't buy at list price by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Ballast?

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  16. Does it affect warranty and support? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am wondering if it is like the extended warranty model the computer companies are using. You buy the consumer version of a computer, and you get 90 days or a year, small businesses maybe two years and large corporations a full three years. Parts bought through the corporate division might have a cross-ship arrangtement, but the consumer division might have a delay, where they wait to see the defective part before sending a replacement.

    This is all speculative though.

    1. Re:Does it affect warranty and support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. We have a machine bought from the Home section and the business support phone number will not help with it, they told us to call Home support. At least during the day you don't have as many Home users calling up...

  17. Surprise level= 0 by Danimoth · · Score: 1

    satisfaction in knowing that the advice I have given others that Dell isnt all its cracked up to be level 5

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  18. it's like a game. by kevinx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    my cousin will sit all day adding and removing components from the dell website. There are lots of hidden discounts to be gotten if you are persistant. You can make a PC for 800$ or make one with more ram and a bigger hard driver for $600. One time he even got 6 free palm zires and an axion.

  19. And i guess... by attam · · Score: 1

    ...every economy seat on an airplane is bought for the same price too.

    1. Re:And i guess... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      nope...they each cost differently. And when you book the flight (changes occur every minute) changes to the prices happen.

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    2. Re:And i guess... by ICA · · Score: 1

      Obligatory That Seventies Show quote here:

      "Hyde, do you know what sarcasm is? Nope."

  20. Priceless by Dr.+Zed · · Score: 5, Funny

    a 512MB memory module ... $289.99
    a 512MB memory module ... $266.21
    a 512MB memory module ... $275.49
    a 512MB memory module ... $246.49
    Not buying from Dell .... priceless.

    But seriously, it always pays to shop around. You just wouldn't expect to be shopping around from the same suppiler. :)

    1. Re:Priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in a Dell shop... we routinely buy the servers with 256M of RAM and then buy the gig sticks from Cruicial.

    2. Re:Priceless by karakal · · Score: 1

      I had Dell. I tried to buy machines for a small network. But I came up to seven or eight different prices for the same configuration, everything depending on what type of shop (home, business, etc.) or what type of standard-configuration (ambassador, standard, etc.) I choose. And not even the salesguy could help me. I don't think, I want to buy anything from them again... (I have another choice now -> Apple)

  21. We've noticed that too by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    A lot of desktops are cheaper in the home user section than in the small business section.

  22. Prices for different segments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I work for a large direct marketer who competes with Dell.
    We set prices not only for different segments on any given part, but sometimes for specific customers. This practice has been done for years, and is a smart way of maximizing profit from different segments.

    Dell seems to be making a mistake by telling consumers they can buy at the cheapest price if they want.

    In the company I am in, if you sell to the wrong segment at too low a price, you (the sales rep) will loose out, becuase any lost GP (Gross Profit) that happens as a result of the sale directly comes out of your paycheck.

    Also, on our web site, if you account is clasiffied for a specific pricing segment, you get prices for that segment only.

    That way we make sure that the right segments get the right prices.

    1. Re:Prices for different segments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like my manager at the previous company I worked for.

      In the end, she wound up with first pissed off customers, then no customers, then with no job. Granted, this was a commodity market, and trying to sell $35 items for $45 just won't work when everybody else will sell them for $35. (And we're talking large quantities, like 1000+ per order usually.)

      But, it works well if you can get away with it.

  23. ACTUALLY... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it depends on whether or not you're 'researching' from work, since you're being PAID to research for your own personal crap. Then again, if you get caught, you might just get SACKED. :-/

  24. Re:Duh by JVert · · Score: 1

    aka "capitalism"

  25. In other news... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Can of pop from machine in front of supermarket = $1.00.

    Same can of pop from aisle inside the supermarket = 20 cents.

    1. Re:In other news... by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cup of coffee in a hotel restaurant after your meal = £3.00

      Cup of coffee back in your room = £0 (complementary) + free pack of biscuits!

      (Just don't make it with the £2.50 bottle of mineral water)

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    2. Re:In other news... by realdpk · · Score: 1

      "Can of pop from machine in front of supermarket" = Cold
      "Same can of pop from aisle inside the supermarket" = Probably not cold

    3. Re:In other news... by Rangsk · · Score: 1

      Which one is cold? Which one takes less time between buying and drinking? Which one gives that satisfying "kerplunk" sound when it's vended?

      In certain situations, that's worth 80 cents.

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    4. Re:In other news... by tmbg37 · · Score: 1

      This is not quite related, as when you buy a can from a vending machine, you're also paying for the operation and maintenance of the machine. When you buy it from the supermarket aisle, you're not paying anything extra (aside from the cost of running the supermarket, but this applies to everything there), so they can afford to sell it cheaper.

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    5. Re:In other news... by uhmmmm · · Score: 1

      When you buy from the vending machine, you're not paying anything extra (except the cost of running the vending machine, but this applies to everything you buy from the vending machine).

    6. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And usually you can't buy a can from inside the supermarket, you have to buy a whole box of cans.

    7. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Can of pop from machine in front of supermarket" = No Line

      "Same can of pop from aisle inside the supermarket" = Wait behind 3 other people in the "10 items or less line"

    8. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2x2.5 liters of Mountain Dew in Poland:
      60 EUROcents :-)

      Who would buy Memory from Dell Anyway?
      Find better Memory on Ebay.com

      And who wrote about this?
      Cringely?
      Or someone else?

    9. Re:In other news... by MarkRebuck · · Score: 1

      Refridgeration, a valid cost. Want it cold? Gotta pay for all the electricity it took to keep that thing cold for the two months before you bought it.

    10. Re:In other news... by fname · · Score: 1

      This post is so on target and the responses to it are so naive that it needs to be said:

      Products are priced to maxmimize profit, not to make their money back plus a little extra. Bottled water is sold in vending machines along the beaches in L.A. for $1.50 a bottle. They used to cost $0.75, but the price was slowly raised. Why?

      Take a thought experiment. Say it costs $0.40 to sell a bottle of water at the beach. That's $0.20 for the water, $0.10 for electricity and $0.10 for labor (re-filling the machine). Sell them at $0.75 a pop, and that's $0.35 profit. Sell them at $1.50 a pop, and that's $1.05 (I added an extra nickel for electricity since it's a fixed cost). That means to earn $105, they used to need to sell 300 bottles, now they only need to sell 100 bottles to make the same profit. Apparently, that must be the case since the price remains high; otherwise they would lower it.

      Now, imagine if a competitor moved in next to them. They might decide to sell water for $0.75/bottle. Instantly, the original vendor (Arrowhead) would see their sales and profits plummet. They would be forced to lower their prices in order to make any money. That's why competition is good, it generally forces everyone to lower their prices.

      The alternatives currently? Tap water, no charge. Which is probably why the $1.50 price has stuck; price-sensitive customers will choose the free water instead of $0.75 or $1.50 water. But if you really need a cold, bottled drink, it's a great deal at $0.75 or $1.50. In this case, it looks like the presence of a free alternative may be increasing the price of bottled water (but maybe not). Seems like a fascinating case study.

    11. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Poland uses the zloty..

    12. Re:In other news... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Then how come the ones in the fridge inside the store are the same price as the ones on the shelf?

    13. Re:In other news... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Can of pop from machine = Refridgerated
      Can of pop inside store = Room Tempurature

      Not to mention the convenience of not having to wait in a massively long line for one 20 cent can of soda (if you can even buy it individually).

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  26. Capitalist version of Marx slogan by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs!" -- Karl Marx

    If a segment can afford to pay more, Dell and other companies will find a way to get them to pay it. You find it in airline ticket prices (last minute, weekday travel fares catch business travellers), remodelling projects cost more in rich neighborhoods, sales people judge the buyer and set the price accordingly, etc.

    Is it really that different from a progressive tax system in which the rich pay more than the poor?

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    1. Re:Capitalist version of Marx slogan by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Is it really that different from a progressive tax system in which the rich pay more than the poor?

      I think so. A progressive tax system is instituted by government, not by business, and has a more noble goal: to reduce the burden of supporting society on low-income people. People don't have a choice about paying taxes; you can't decide that you think the govt is charging you too much and refuse to pay. But with a progressive tax system, the government is giving low-income people a break, and arguably helping society (taxing the poor into the ground would cause a lot of social problems, esp. crime). Another view might be that the government is increasing its popularity, since the large numbers of lower-income people would be pissed if they had to give more money to taxes, and would vote for different candidates.

      Business charging more to customers who have more money is just taking advantage because of greed. They want more money, so they figure out a way to con people into paying it. There's nothing noble or charitable at all about this. They could afford to sell the same product to everyone at the lower price; it's not like they're taking a loss to sell it to small business. Luckily, unlike taxes, customers are free to choose whether or not they buy, and who they buy from. So hopefully, customers will be smart and avoid vendors who pull this unethical crap. Comparison shopping, getting quotes from multiple vendors, etc., can help customers get better deals.

    2. Re:Capitalist version of Marx slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But it's not like we have a progressive tax system anyway. Do the math sometime, without forgetting the payroll taxes - those making high five figures pay more as a percent than those making low to mid six figures. Until you're on a near poverty-level (30K or less) or way too fucking much level (500K plus) everybody pays within 2-3 percent of the same. All thanks to the cap on payroll taxes!

      USA! USA! USA!

    3. Re:Capitalist version of Marx slogan by odin53 · · Score: 1

      hopefully, customers will be smart and avoid vendors who pull this unethical crap.

      Why is it unethical to do what Dell is doing? They are not preventing anyone from buying at the lower price, and they're not hiding the other prices. And, as you say, "customers are free to choose whether or not they buy" -- there are a billion other PC resellers out there, plus you can build your own if you want.

    4. Re:Capitalist version of Marx slogan by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's slimy. You don't see this?

      How are they not hiding their other prices? I've bought things from Dell before. There's nothing on their web site that says "this item is priced cheaper if you select Dell Small Business". In fact, before I read this Slashdot article, I had no idea there were different prices for different customers, for the exact same items. Like most other people, I believe, when I went to their site and had to choose between "Dell Home", "Dell Small Business", etc., I just picked Home because I'm an individual, and I figured the different sites were geared to different types of customers: "home" users typically don't buy rack-mount servers and RAID arrays, for instance, so they probably omit that kind of stuff from the Home site. They never said anything about different pricing.

      Customers being free to choose whether or not to support a business is great and all, but that's totally useless if the customers don't have the information they need in about how businesses operate. Now, after reading this article, I'm educated about how Dell and some other companies truly operate, and I'm very glad for that. Of course, the uber-capitalists around here seem to think that people should just be happy consumers and not talk about this stuff, because doing so hurts corporate profits. This is crap. The only way a free market can work properly is with consumer education.

    5. Re:Capitalist version of Marx slogan by odin53 · · Score: 1

      Even if you think Dell is not being forthcoming, I don't think anyone would say they are lying to anyone about their prices, so I'm not sure if I'd call them slimy. If they're not lying, whose responsibility is it to educate the consumers?

      Look at the situation another way. Say you are a web page designer with two clients. In negotiating the price, you told client A you usually charge $1000 for a whole site, which is in the middle of the average range of prices people charge for your type of work. (Say it costs about $500 to design a site.) Client A balks at this price; they're a small company and have a limited budget for advertising, and in any case a couple of the quotes they had gotten from other designers were lower. Still, you want this client, and you know you have leeway in the margin you're willing to take, so you tell them you'll only charge them $800, which the client agrees to. Client B, on the other hand, didn't even blink when you gave the $1000 quote -- in fact, Client B thought it was a decent deal, because all of the quotes they had gotten were higher (then again, they hadn't done nearly as much research as Client A).

      Are there any ethical problems with this scenario? Should you tell Client B that actually you can do their site for only $800, since you had agreed to do it for that price with Client A? Should you not have agreed with Client A that you could do it for $800, since you are charging Client B $1000? What if Client B's staff had just sucked at using Google and were lazy to boot, and that's why it didn't have any quotes lower than yours -- if you knew that, did you have a responsibility to educate Client B's staff? What if you didn't know the sophistication of Client B's staff? What if Client B actually had an even smaller budget for a new website than Client A (but still could afford you)?

      There are a lot of variables involved. Are you being slimy if you accept client A's $800 and B's $1000? Even though both are satisfied with the price they're paying? Even though 99% of market transactions in this world -- from selling fruit in a market in Marrakesh to selling a used Ford Mustang in Albany to designing websites in Mumbai -- work just like this? How is what Dell is doing different? (In fact, it's a better situation for the consumer -- at least the consumer is able to find out the other prices DELL is willing to take; you won't hear the Moroccan fruit seller telling customers what other prices he's willing to sell his dates for.)

  27. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This goes on everywhere. The buyer continues to be responsible for getting the best price. Ever asked for your "promotional" code when ordering from a catalog. Different catalogs have different pricing and they want to make sure they quote you the price you expect to see. Buyer beware. Now as always.

    P.S. The small biz prices they offer on the 2001FP flat panel a couple times a year KICKS ASS. If you will be in the market for an LCD, check it out.

  28. Shocking! by sulli · · Score: 0, Troll
    Companies discount their products! STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!

    I mean, come on. Has slashdot been living under a rock since the invention of the cash register?

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  29. No Kidding Shipping by purduephotog · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is old hat to those lurk in deal forums. Dell Small Business has the best deals... but then they smack you with shipping. The same computer over in Dell Home has a higher price... and the coupon codes don't work.

    Accordingly FedEx apparently only charges Dell about 20$ to ship a computer. Ones that are damaged go to the dump. Dell charges 99$ shipping.

    1. Re:No Kidding Shipping by Joe5678 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dell Small Business gets free 3-5 day shipping...

    2. Re:No Kidding Shipping by winkydink · · Score: 1
      If you don't like the shipping prices, you're free to shop anywhere you want. You don't think most for-profit companies lose money on shipping, do you?

      If you want to see egregious pricing on shipping, take a saunter over to eBay.

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    3. Re:No Kidding Shipping by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      Dell Small Business gets free 3-5 day shipping...

      He must have meant "sales tax" instead of "shipping". Dell Small Business charges tax in every state, so that's anywhere from 5-8% extra cost over Dell Home. So depending on your sales tax, a 15% off deal in Small Business could be more expensive than a 10% off deal in Dell Home.

    4. Re:No Kidding Shipping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Just a side note about shopping online, even Newegg is starting to slam people with insane shipping charges.

    5. Re:No Kidding Shipping by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Accordingly FedEx apparently only charges Dell about 20$ to ship a computer. Ones that are damaged go to the dump. Dell charges 99$ shipping.

      I just bought a pair of rackmount servers from them - $58 shipping. I could have taken the free option, but I feared that UPS or whoever would drive over the boxes like they usually do with anything shipped ground to me.

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  30. Standard Practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a standard practice. It is the same as giving senior's discounts. You can often make more money if you can divide your customers into different groups and charge each group the optimal price. An example is senior's discounts. Senior citizens are often more sensitive to changes in prices than other customers, so lowering the price for them gets an increase in sales that make up for it, at the same time you keep the prices high for the younger customers who will pay it. The only difference here is rather than diving customers on age, they rely somewhat on customer ignorance to allow them to charge difference prices.

  31. In some cases GSA/DOD price is higher. by jhouserizer · · Score: 1

    In some cases (certain items/products) you'll even find that the GSA "discount" prices are far higher (even approacing double) than the other prices.

    The "justification" for this is that the DOD requires the product to meet certain specifications for things such as "durability" or to have finer tolerances on certain performance attributes etc. So, since they are the ones causing the need for the "more costly" manufacturing process, they are the ones that foot the bill to make sure it meets their specs.

    1. Re:In some cases GSA/DOD price is higher. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with this is that in order to qualify for the GSA program, they have to be offering these products at the lowest cost that they offer the same products to any other customers.

  32. Why are we still surprised about capitalism?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The point of business is to make profits. That's exactly what Dell is doing. What's the problem?

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    1. Re:Why are we still surprised about capitalism?! by de1orean · · Score: 1

      the problem is that this tactic is bound to do more harm than good. in a capitalist system, prices are determined by competition in a free market. by essentially competing with itself, dell is undermining purchaser confidence (see above) and probably reducing sales, hence reducing demand and, you guessed it, reducing profits.

      in short, they're idiots.

    2. Re:Why are we still surprised about capitalism?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Furthermore, "tiered pricing" is hardly uncommon.

      Law firm servicing Fortune 500 company: $600 per hour
      same law firm servicing small business: $400 per hour
      same law firm servicing an individual: $300 per hour

      The holy grail of economics-- everyone pays what they actually were willing to spend on the item. Preferred services for the bigger spenders e.g. faster tech support turnaround and purchasing on credit. I'm not surprised one bit.

    3. Re:Why are we still surprised about capitalism?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if you figured you could charge white people more than black people, because the average white person makes more in the U.S.? What if you charge black people more because you don't want them in your store, because you think they will scare off the white people who might buy more? That's the only real concern I would have with it...

    4. Re:Why are we still surprised about capitalism?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      We all discriminate. When we buy one product over a different one. When we hire one person over a different one. When we marry one person over a different one.

      We as a society have determined that discriminating solely on the basis of race, gender, religion, etc, to be wrong. We have not made the same determination in relation to discriminating on the basis of being a business versus being a consumer.

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    5. Re:Why are we still surprised about capitalism?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      And in a free market businesses have a right to make bad decisions. If Dell's decision to do this is a bad decision, it will eventually stop.

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    6. Re:Why are we still surprised about capitalism?! by deacon · · Score: 1
      The point of business is to make profits. That's exactly what Dell is doing. What's the problem?

      The problem, as I'm sure you realize very well, is that when customers find out that Dell is playing these games and that they have been getting screwed on price, they will get pissed off and buy elsewhere. Dell will then end up with lower profits.

      In other words, honesty is often the most profitable policy.

      OT, I'm getting sick of these "Businesses/Capitalists use the skins of the downtrodden for laser printer paper while printing out instructions on how to club baby seals because it's more profitable, what's the problem?" posts.

      Profit and Ethics are not mutually exclusive.

    7. Re:Why are we still surprised about capitalism?! by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      dell is making a pretty good sized profit from each of those categories. they are not reducint consumer confidence because the consumer doesn't know any better. the majority of the people on slashdot either don't buy from dell or just got a good tip on how to get the best price from dell.

      besides... this happens everywhere.

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    8. Re:Why are we still surprised about capitalism?! by arose · · Score: 1
      Profit and Ethics are not mutually exclusive.
      I'm sure they use a curve at meetings...
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    9. Re:Why are we still surprised about capitalism?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not a story about Dell being evil. It is a story about Dell being a bad vendor, for customers that do not wish to spend a lot of time comparing prices. I found it interesting.

    10. Re:Why are we still surprised about capitalism?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most readers of slashdot are potential Dell customers. Therefore we are interested in knowing whether or not they have transparent pricing.

    11. Re:Why are we still surprised about capitalism?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Really, I'd think that most slashdot readers whould be tech enough to either build their own or at least buy their memory from newegg.

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  33. Nothing new here by NMerriam · · Score: 1

    Dell has been doing this for a long, long time. It hasn't been a big secret that about 90% of the time, you're best off (financially) buying things through the Small Business side of dell.com.

    High-end LCD monitors last year were seeing 25%-50% discounts on the Small Business pages. For the individual user, it makes sense (as usual) to shop around. Institutional customers are usually stuck with whatever prices their contracts are for -- the US Govt can't buy through small business, and your academic customers can't either.

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  34. Obligatory by the+MaD+HuNGaRIaN · · Score: 1

    1) Buy Dell 512MB memory module ... $246.49
    2) Sell Dell 512MB memory module ... $289.99
    3) ...
    4) Profit!!!

  35. I always buy Dell Small Business by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

    I thought everyone did. If they're giving away free upgrades you almost always get memory upgrades from the Small Business unit while you get some sort of cheezwhiz music ripping software free from the Home division. Plus the prices are usually cheaper. I doubled my memory and saved $200 by buying from the Small Business division. That's hardly a waste of time.

  36. Same as cars by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

    back in the late 90's I worked at a body shop as a side job for a while. We got in a Dodge viper a guy had curbed.

    I was tasked with the job of locating and pricing the suspension parts we needed for this and another project, a small dodge pickup.

    Well, long story short.

    I found that the part numbers on the lower control arm on the truck and the viper were the same. But the Viper part cost $900, and the truck part cost $300.

    I was shocked, but I'm not surprised that electronics dealers would do the same thing on stuff.

    1. Re:Same as cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing new here.

      I remember back in the 1970's a radiator reservoir etc. for a Mini Cooper was twice the price as the same part for a Mini Moke. (This was in Australia)

      A parts counter guy here in the US once told me that if you open the $200+ ignition module for a Jaguar you'll find an $8 part that fits a Chevy.

    2. Re:Same as cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On first reading, I thought you worked here. Then I thought "what the fuck?"

    3. Re:Same as cars by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      A parts counter guy here in the US once told me that if you open the $200+ ignition module for a Jaguar you'll find an $8 part that fits a Chevy.

      I seriously doubt this. Jaguar is owned by Ford, so you might find an $8 Ford part.

  37. Anyone who thinks Dell is stupid is... wrong. by bigtallmofo · · Score: 2, Informative

    The comments of "Wow! That's hilariously dumb" are starting to come in already. Dell is not stupid. Keep an open mind to the fact that something that is counter-intuitive might still be the best way to do something.

    In this case, Dell is taking advantage of an inefficiency in the marketplace. Specifically that customers are honestly identifying themselves and they're offering the highest price they feel that particular type of customer will pay. Of course, this starts to break down when customer knowledge makes the marketplace more efficient, but the average person is not a Slashdot denizen or FatWallet (or similar site) checker.

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  38. Sounds like Amazon, but more obvious by Kerhop · · Score: 1

    As noted in a previous article, this is nothing new. In fact, Amazon.com has already done this.

  39. Noticed similar thing in the past by avicarmi · · Score: 1

    When configuring my latest Dell server, ordering 2GB with the machine was additional $900 (and you did not get the 256K module)

    Ordering the memory separately via small business was IIRC about $300 each (total of $600) and you get to keep the 256K.

    But wait, it gets even better... ordering via home user, and using a Dell coupon, I got each stick for $220 and free shipping.

    But wait, there is still more... I returned the 256K that came with the server (other than a single 256K, must use pairs) for $125.

    Bottom line, instead of $900 I got 2GB for only $315.

    The server itself is a 3.0 GHz Xeon 800FSB EMT64 and a 160GB SATA, was only $450 after coupon and free upgrades to CPU and HD, and so I have a really nice server for $765 (instead of about $2000)

    -avi

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  40. We ran into that by Therlin · · Score: 1

    We wanted to purchase a couple LCDs from Dell and we noticed that "consumer pricing" was cheaper than our "government pricing." So we ordered it from the consumer's site instead.

  41. Pricing strategy for nerds. by shark72 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'll join the chorus of folks who've pointed out that Dell has done this for, like, ever and that it's quite common in the industry. Best Buy, CompUSA and Circuit City each pay different prices to manufacturers and distributors for the same parts, too.

    By the way, Dell's pricing strategy is primarily the reason that the first question you're asked on the Dell home page when you begin shopping is not "how much do you want to spend?" but "where will you be using it?".

    At the large company for which I work, whenever we buy Dells, we simply have somebody buy them on a personal credit card and have them shipped to a home address.

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    1. Re:Pricing strategy for nerds. by gforceamg · · Score: 1

      Sure, sounds like a great strategy except then you start to wonder what happens at the end of the year when you actually have to fill out the financial statements. I've only worked in IT for a few years, but that was long enough to let me figure out that, for a business, traceability is everything.
      "Boss: Ted, what happened to that PC that I gave you $5000 to buy? Ted: Uhhh... The goats ate it?"

    2. Re:Pricing strategy for nerds. by Hanzie · · Score: 1
      At the large company for which I work, whenever we buy Dells, we simply have somebody buy them on a personal credit card and have them shipped to a home address.

      A real world implementation: Have a trusted person in the company get a personal credit card and use it only for such purchases. Then the company pays that credit card's bills and accountability is not a problem.

      Not to mention, there are credit unions that will rebate 1% of all purchases back to the cardholder. I'd volunteer one of my cards for that deal! Unfortunately, my boss already beat me to it.

      Oh, one other thing: tell Dell to "Ship it to my office, shipping charges will be less for us both"

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  42. The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by Zed2K · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unless I'm looking in the wrong place the article actually talks about 256MB modules not 512, but anyways:

    "Depending on the link he followed, the 256MB SIMM cost either $88 (Small Business), $99 (Home & Home Office), or $110 (Medium & Large Business)."

    Why in the world anyone would ever buy memory from dell continues to confuse me. A 256MB dimm from crucial for a dimension 4600 runs 42.99. A 512 one runs 76.99.

    Why pay more than double from dell???

    1. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by Severious · · Score: 1

      And the Crucial RAM is going to be better with a lifetime warantee. I expect Dell puts the cheapest crap they can find in there with a 1 year warantee standard.

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    2. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by crimoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I could understand how a non-techie would feel comfort knowing that they only had to deal with one tech support number and warranty process.

      If some old grandma's computer takes a dump she's not going to want to track down some 3rd party's tech support number for an RMA - rather she'll call Dell who'll send a tech onsite to fix her box or she'll return her HP to CompUSA.

      Its somewhat like dealing with servers... I'd gladly pay extra (although probably not double) to have one common vendor for all of my servers rather than mess around with a bunch of different companies.

    3. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by Shuasha · · Score: 1

      Many companies won't even troubleshoot your computer unless you have their stuff in it. When my IBM laptop had a memory slot go bad, the first thing they asked was if I had IBM RAM in it. Dell may be the same way.

    4. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by Gogo+Dodo · · Score: 1

      The point of the article is that there are different prices for the same part, not that Dell memory prices are too high. You're looking at the tree and not seeing the forest.

    5. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by DrCode · · Score: 1

      A lot of non-techies don't realize how generic computer parts are. They think in terms of cars, where a BMW fuel-injector will be (or at least, ought to be) better-made and more advanced than that for a Ford.

    6. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by Obfuscant · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why in the world anyone would ever buy memory from dell continues to confuse me.

      You haven't been in an institutionalized environment, then. Like, for example, a state government or college.

      We have buying departments. They go out and justify their existances by creating contracts with certain businesses for buying things. The upside for the business is they get a good lock (not 100%, but close) on the entire organization's business for that kind of product. The upside for the buying department is they justify their existance.

      And before we forget this, there is an upside for the user. We can buy things without having to go through a set of paperwork hoops, because the vendor is officially blessed as the official vendor. Otherwise we need to justify buying whatever it is for whatever price we find it at from whatever company we locate. That justification process is not just because we want to buy from someone else, but would be in place for the contract company if they weren't contracted.

      Another upside is that the contracted company already has the organization's account details and we can often just say "send me one of X and two of Y and bill it to account Z" and it gets done.

      This takes place for all sorts of things, ranging from computers and supplies to chemical supplies to travel.

      Of course, the downside is when you want to try to keep consistency in what you buy over a few year period, and the contracted computer supplier likes to sell the latest hardware ...

    7. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by Racine · · Score: 1

      SIMMs are a lot more expensive now that hardly anybody uses them anymore. Read it carefully.

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    8. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by dlelash · · Score: 1

      Because if you buy parts from anywhere else, Dell won't support the system afterwards, since the machine is now in a different configuration than when they sold it to you. (Even if the part you're having trouble with came from them.) Went through this once, never again. Our PC is now a white-box from a dealer down the road.

    9. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by Wiseleo · · Score: 1

      And that vendor being Wang, Unisys, or IBM Global Services?

      Yep, that's whom you get dressed in vendor's uniform during on-site visits. :-)

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    10. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Why pay more than double from dell???

      Because if you buy that module from Dell, and it jacks up your shiny $20,000 server, they'll probably cover it under warranty. (Assuming you didn't drool on the motherboard while installing it.) If you bought your own RAM, they'll say the RAM was crap, that you should have bought it from them, and not cover it under warranty.

      Everyone knows vendor parts cost more. This is why.

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    11. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      "Depending on the link he followed, the 256MB SIMM cost either $88 (Small Business), $99 (Home & Home Office), or $110 (Medium & Large Business)."

      And having worked at a small, medium, and large business, let me tell you that the price everyone pays is about the same. I don't recall off the top of my head, but the "large business" I worked for got some % off the price, as did the medium business, but the medium business got a smaller % off. For small business, we got very little off.

      Why in the world anyone would ever buy memory from dell continues to confuse me.

      So that I don't have to track which systems have 3rd party memory. So I don't have to pull memory or test it myself when it looks like the system is bad. So I can swap any modules in any computer and not have to worry about compatability or support issues. Is it worth enough to me if I'm worrying about 10 systems? Nah. But manage 500+ systems, and something as trivial as keeping track of memory becomes an annoyance that you'd be happy to charge to the department of the person ordering the computer so you don't have to worry about it.

    12. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by nine-times · · Score: 1
      When my IBM laptop had a memory slot go bad, the first thing they asked was if I had IBM RAM in it. Dell may be the same way.

      Say "yes". Dell's tech support asks all sorts of stupid questions. Just say yes.

      In fact, this is really where the extra money going to Dell for a "big business" account can be worth it: in warranties. If you're a consumer and have the standard consumer warranty, every time you have a problem you'll be talking to someone who has no knowledge about computers, but to make up for it they have a thick accents and a checklists (as in "have you tried rebooting?" Check). They won't help you with anything, they'll just keep taking you through the checklist.

      Now get their silver level corporate support. Call up and say, "My hard drive went bad. Send me a new one." The only question you get back is, "Will you need someone to install it?"

      The difference is, businesses actually get treated with some modicum of respect. In a similar situation, CompUSA really ripped me off with a warranty. I bought a camera with a fragile screen, and requested a warranty specifically for the screen. Two months later, the screen broke and I was told the warrantee didn't cover LCD screens. When I argued that I had been sold that specific warranty to protect the screen, I was told it didn't matter, and I was accused of hitting the camera with a baseball bat.

      A few months later, a CompUSA sales guy called me asking, "Your company has an account, why don't you buy anything from us?" I told him about the camera, and suddenly it's like, "Oh, that? I'll take care of that!"

      It's like it's their policy: treat business customers like gold, treat general consumers like dirt.

    13. Re:The article talks about 256MB not 512MB by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      I did see that it said SIMMS. But I took that as a typo. I don't know anyone that uses a PC anymore that uses SIMMS. Even my dad's really old laptop uses DIMMS.

  43. Too true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you decide to buy something from Dell, you have to do your research and be on the lookout for coupons and sales, or you will lose potentially lose hundreds of dollars.

    For example, several months ago when I ordered a Dell laptop, you could choose between a regular or high capacity battery. The interesting thing was that it was cheaper to get a spare high capacity battery and keep the regular one, rather than upgrading the default battery to high capacity with no spare one.

    Unfortunately, smart consumers are rare, and Dell profits from things like this.

  44. It's called "market segmentation". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it's been around for millenia.

  45. "solution" sellers do that by whovian · · Score: 1

    I've noticed this with Dell for a while now. Sometimes Dell will have different prices, sales, or coupons codes for the different stores. If you don't know of a particular discount from elsewhere, such as a coupon web site, you have to check EACH STORE. SEPARATELY.

    I take it that since this irks me, I must not be their targeted customer, so I plan to buy elsewhere.

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  46. Hard Drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their Dell suppored cheap deathstar notebook drives (40GB 2MB Buffer 4200RPM) are also more expensive at $89 than a unsupported Seagate 'Cuda 40GB 8MB 5400RPM drive at $75... Last time I checked.

  47. "scuse me sir by way2trivial · · Score: 5, Funny

    which dump? I have some vacation time saved up..

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    1. Re:"scuse me sir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      think it's called ebay

  48. If anything... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

    This is a prime example of the failure of Capitalism.

    The idea was that competition would bring down prices of products to the lowest sustainable price.. Instead we have the same corporation pricing items discrimatorially. This is the opposite effect that the founders of this country (based econimically on Capitalism) intended.

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    1. Re:If anything... by Master+Bait · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Definitely failures of the marketplace when the sellers generate a reality distortion field of Branding and the buyers are hypnotized by it. My girlfriend loves Starbucks coffee and pays a huge premium for their pedestrian flavo drinks. Look inside an Apple computer and you see a collection of off-the-shelf chips and drives.

      People who are loyal to the Dell brand insist that they are solid machines -- even though they are really no different than any other collection of Taiwan/China parts.

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    2. Re:If anything... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      ----Definitely failures of the marketplace when the sellers generate a reality distortion field of Branding and the buyers are hypnotized by it.

      Wrong, advertising in capitalism is expected, as is paying higher money for the appearence of better goods. Whether those goods outpreform the average, is the key.

      ---My girlfriend loves Starbucks coffee and pays a huge premium for their pedestrian flavo drinks. Look inside an Apple computer and you see a collection of off-the-shelf chips and drives.

      Of course, along with the Apple-only chips.

      ---People who are loyal to the Dell brand insist that they are solid machines -- even though they are really no different than any other collection of Taiwan/China parts.

      That right there is the root of failure of capitalism. In order to compete, you (the company selling goods) must be ever vigilant to lower prices, either by cutting manpower, lowering quality, more innovative ways to manufacture and other various ways.

      Lower prices are good, right? Well, the problems that occur with this is a simple limit. When prices are reduced continually, the lowest they may come is the materials cost + labor cost + lack of efficency cost. The materials may be the machines required, or the actual ores or resources required. With a pure capitalist market (we're very close), you end up with the labor cost being as low as it can be. Just in this market, the lowest is minimum wage, or 5.15$ an hour (if Im right.. its around there). The people who have very little or no money are esentially factored out of the market, due to having no driving force (driving force is spending money). As a third point, people are innefficent, and it pays to have efficency (or it lowers cost).

      The problem you get into is thus: materials are usally bight from other companies. Thus they are also perpetuated in his cycle. Second, you need to find people or processes (yes, machines) that are more efficent. If this means cutting jobs for 99% efficent machines, all the better. Third is the labor cost.. warm bodies. Skill is being taken out of many jobs, so that the employers can pay less and less (it approaches minimum wage). Instead, if people were told by computers what to do, and how to do it (by way of a program with the required job skills pre-programmed like a dictionary), you could pay them minimum wage. They would have no recourse. And if technology was that complex, perhaps even rudimentary AI could run places paying minimum wage and up... What would result is massive layoffs of millions. Even wal-mart hires about 1.5 Million (last I checked). If they were to switch to a more efficent fleet, you'd have 1.5 million without a job, and no jobs to "replace" those displaced jobs.

      Go search up "Jobless Recovery" to understand. Very scary, if anything.

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  49. Dell notebooks, etc by dahl_ag · · Score: 1

    My GF just ordered a laptop from the Dell website. We noticed that the pricing for the 700M was different between the home user section and the small business section.

    I had also noticed in December that if you browsed straight from dell.com to various desktop PCs, you would sometimes get different pricing than if you started from the dell.com/tv url that they give on the TV commercials.

    I assumed that this was about promotional deals tied to the advertising medium.

    1. Re:Dell notebooks, etc by deltatype0 · · Score: 1

      Speaking from expierience, Dell notebooks are a sorry excuse for their exsistance. I bought a Inspiron 8000 back in 2001, computer went for about 2 years, had a battery go and a DVD drive go, getting a replacement battery was fine, getting the DVD drive was a pain in the ass. They had me send the entire unit to them, and all they did was upgrade the BIOS. Woooow, cause I can't do that on my own. Eventually I had to yell at them somemore, and sure enough they finally sent me a new DVD drive. The last and greatest issue came before it's demise, the computer decided that when you so much as touched it, it powered off. I called their support, wrote e-mails, posted on forums, and every idiot tech seemed to think it was either Windows or someone equally stupid. After going through nearly 2 months and 6+ techs each stupider than the last, they finally said "oh, it's the motherboard, you are out of warrenty now, so we can fix it for 700$" Wrong. I took all of the parts out of it and used them for a Inspiron 5000 that I bought off a friend for 150$ until I can afford a better one. The i8000 currently awaits an "office space style" death as soon as I get the chance. Moral of this story, their support sucks, their hardware sucks, their desktops are ok, but stay away from their laptops. I recommend HP or Toshiba, surprisingly, HP after merging with Compaq are now starting to make some kickass hardware. Goes to show when you sit at the "top" you start slacking off.

  50. But sir? by way2trivial · · Score: 1
    saving 10$ on a dimm may not be good, but

    what if you plan on buying 300 of them tommorow?

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  51. Meanwhile... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile, you can get the same memory from crucial.com for less than half that price, complete with a lifetime warranty...

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  52. Dell Says: Roll up your arm... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    And Bend over - how do you want it?

    Regular or Premium?

    RS

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  53. return policy by xpulsar87x · · Score: 1

    Yes, there is a difference in pricing in the different sections, but one of the things that is different is the return/exchange policy. If you buy an LCD from the Home Consumer, you can exchange it for absolutely any reason, including something superficial like a scratch on the mount. I had a friend with a bright spot on his 20" lcd, not a dead pixel or anything, but just a bright spot, and he sent it back in no problem. However, you don't get such a policy when you buy from Small Business.

    So, yes, one may be cheaper, but not necessarily better, if you're unlucky.

    1. Re:return policy by windex82 · · Score: 1

      exchange it for absolutely any reason, including something superficial like a scratch on the mount.

      Because its unreasonable to expect your new equipment to come looking like new? Sorry, but thats the way your posts makes it sound.

    2. Re:return policy by xpulsar87x · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, Newegg's return policy on dead pixels for LCDs was a minimum of 8. If you get 4 when its shipped to you, tough luck. As a Dell Home customer, you could send it back no problem. My example was supposed to be for a superflous (sp?) situation like a random scratch.

  54. Known this by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

    I have known this for years. My last 8 systems were 'small business' purchases [only one of them is a Dell, so its not just dell], and it is amazing how much you save sometimes. As long as you know what you want, and how much you want to pay for it, its all good. Also, sometimes you can get a better price just by using ye-olde telephone. Just ask them for a price on a system and read off all of the details that you just selected on the website, see what they say.

  55. the real lesson is being missed here. by frovingslosh · · Score: 2, Informative
    fare even better with a $246.49 price

    $246.49 for 512 meg of memory in todat's market and the post can call this "fare even better" ? Hardly, it's a huge over charge for buying from Dell. Sadly, some Dell systems do require "special" memory, I had tried to help a girlfriend add memory to her Dell system a few years ago and we learmed that standard memory would not work in it. Dell used some memory with very strange clock requirements. Still, we were able to get the memory from any of several large memory suppliers for about half of what Dell wanted for it (although for significantly more than "standard" (and faster) memory would cost. The lesson is don't buy memory at all from Dell, and to avoid getting "locked in", don't buy at all from them.

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  56. Or, the WalMart effect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When WalMart, or whomever, decides to sell a product for *what it costs* vs. *what they can get for it*.

    Please, no flames, I am not supporting WalMart, just interesting to think about the different perspectives.

  57. Crucial does the same thing... by Parsa · · Score: 1

    Recently bought an iMac and went searching for RAM upgrades at crucial.com. Their PC3200 RAM was priced at about $76. When you use their RAM finder for the system you have, the "Apple Approved" memory was $86. But it was the same specs as the regular 3200.
    I called Crucial and asked the difference and they said there was not a difference to buy the cheaper stuff. A couple of days later I checked back and they were the same price.

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    1. Re:Crucial does the same thing... by lyonsden · · Score: 1

      It's still like that.

      512MB Memory upgrade

      Apple (1.33 GHz) 17" Powerbook - $139.99
      Apple (1.50 GHz) 17" Powerbook - $95.99

      Fortunately I did some digging before I ordered to figure out that the two machines use the exact same memory and ordered the cheaper of the two. How many people don't realize that they are paying $44 more than they need to?

      I can understand using different 'external' part numbers for statistical tracking purposes, but they should all come out to the same 'internal' part number and price in the end.

  58. Phone company does stuff like this too... by mabu · · Score: 1

    I remember many years ago when I got a new phone installed in an apartment. I used to answer the phone with "Greetings" instead of "Hello". The phone company said that if I didn't answer the phone with "Hello", they would charge me the much higher business rate. Same service, but if they can find some angle to extort more money from you, they will.

    Now we live in an age where merchandising is an art form that revolves around the science of using peoples' laziness against them economically. Products are advertised with "rebates" fooling consumers into thinking that the published price is what they're paying. For those that don't shop around, they lose.

    What bothers me most about this scene is not the variation in prices... I can respect companies' having different pricing schemes based on the market. What I can't stand is the marketplace being mined with "fluff" products that really don't perform as advertised. This has become a really slippery slope for the consumer. Walk into a Blockbuster and you'll find tons of crappy movies you've never heard of among more popular movies -- they seed the shelves with cheap products. This is rampant in the software and electronics fields too... nowadays you have to do a lot of research not only to get a decent price, but to even make sure what you're buying doesn't turn out to be a complete fraud.

    Just yesterday I was in Target, I looked in the software section and there was a $50 piece of software from Nero that purported to "COPY DVDs". Way down in fine print it said, "This product will copy all non-copy-protected DVDs" -- does the typical consumer know that this Nero product is essentially useless and won't allow him/her to back up their movies? I doubt it. Next to this software was another package much cheaper that also promised to copy DVDs and it makes no mention of being limited to non-copy-protected media. It's like walking in a mine field trying to even find out if any of this crap will even do what you expect it to do... never mind the price.

  59. Not the only ones doing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Cisco for one for a long time published a Memory AVL (Approved Vendor List) and a few years ago had to pull it for various reasons. One of the reasons that they won't acknowlege is that the same part for a 12000 is sold MUCH more than the equivalent memory reference for a 7500, yet they turn out to be the same physical piece of DRAM. One DRAM sold under multiple references at different prices, sounds familiar ?

    I'm not saying not to buy your memory from your vendor, but in some instances youcan save money. Likewise, if you have to purchase older parts it is often easier to find compatible replacement parts (think inkjet cartridges) rather than pay the full amount to the vendor for the same.

  60. Windshields by abrotman · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of when I had to get my windshield replaced. Call for an estimate, and tell them it's through my insurance company and they give me a price. Call back again later, don't mention insurance company, half the price. And since either way it was under my deductable, it really didn't matter all that much.

  61. Market Segmentation (Fault) by pmike_bauer · · Score: 1

    Joel on Software has a (typically) entertaining and insightful piece on pricing and market segmentation.

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  62. Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude! Your getting a DULL

  63. Seems like they're violating the GSA contract. by Anonymous+Crowbar · · Score: 1

    The GSA specifies you have to give them the best price, that is if you sell it someone else for less they automatically get that price goinf forward.

  64. I used to buy a lot of equipment from dell ... by bob_jordan · · Score: 1

    ... and there were lots of tricks you could pull.

    Price up a laptop with more memory then standard in it and you get one price for the memory upgrade. Buy the laptop and order a seperate memory upgrade at the same time (and fit it yourself) and you will find the memory upgrade is much cheaper. Most I once saw was half price for the memory.

    Also, if you are buying in bulk and you wait until near the end of the quarter, the salesmen can be desperate for a deal to go in that quarter for their bonus. I managed to get £25,000 of equipment for £18,000 without too much trouble.

    Bob.

  65. Got one Better by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

    One of my friends was trying to spec out a Dell computer.

    He asked them for the price on the base unit.
    He asked how much it cost to add X amount of RAM.
    He asked him to take it off and asked them the base unit price again.

    That is when he noticed that the price had gone up. I guess teh time spent putting the memory in the board and then taking it out cost them something...

    Dell is the Wal-Mart of the PC world. When people stop being enarmored about the retail price and get a quality product you will probalbly see some some real competition. As it is, Dell is still the king of PC's.

  66. Well, that's deliberate. by jd · · Score: 1
    A few years ago, FoxStore's database suffered some severe corruption. Videos and DVDs were being sold for totally random amounts, around the $1 to $3 mark. Now, there are those who would argue that a Doctor Who double-set isn't worth much more than $3. I'm not one of them, and bought a few.


    (Some bought a few hundreds, or even thousands, of dollars worth of merchanise. Because the corruption was random, if you didn't like the prive, you reloaded the page.)


    Fox Store, at first, threatened not to honor the sales, but in the end honored most of those that were less than $100.


    The moral of the story is that the same part from the same supplier may well have different prices, but that until you have the product in your hands, you've no guarantee that the company will actually honor anything they've offered.

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  67. Embezzlement by chozen · · Score: 1

    Embezzlement: "Easy as Dell."

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  68. Another possible reason for differing prices... by shic · · Score: 1

    I understand that in the UK consumer protection laws have provisions for returning mis-ordered goods, but that this right is not extended to business purchases. So, I guess that if a vendor believes a significant proportion of its goods will be returned by private buyers (for example because the goods do not live up to customer expectations) it seems reasonable for businesses to be offered a discount. Conversely, businesses often demand a higher standard of account management and are willing to pay over-the-odds for this improved service.
    [BTW - my last two laptops have been Dell - but after being seriously under-whelmed by Dell's poor customer service and underhand practices I intend to buy a different brand when this one requires replacement in a year or so.]

  69. MOD PARENT DOWN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Dei watha thevidiya payale! Not everybody in India speaks Hindi, and this is especially true for half of Bangalore and the whole of Madras. If you want to verbally abuse someone (not recommended in the first place), please don't do it in a language that they hate more than the profanity itself.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to verbally abuse someone (...), please don't do it in a language that they hate more than the profanity itself.

      Why not? That doesn't make any sense. Thanks for the tip though!

  70. This isn't shady at all by gte910h · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is called "Market Segmentation".

    This is a good thing for companies to practice from a profit point of view. Its the process that makes the most money. It also means that people who can not afford to pay a higher price (e.g. students, the elderly) can get software/movie tickets at something they can afford.

    Joel Spolsky wrote about it here.

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    1. Re:This isn't shady at all by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Of course, Joel also correctly noted that customers hate it (except when it's well-marketed, e.g. senior discounts) and will often find ways around it.

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    2. Re:This isn't shady at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such as buying from someone else.

  71. Servers by nitelord · · Score: 1

    I noticed this the other day when I was browsing the "Small Business" rack-mount poweredge servers then I went over to see what they had in the "Medium & Large Business" rack-mount poweredge servers area.. I found the same thing in the large business area at a higher cost.

    Some of dell's products are hard to beat price wise, their servers are very nice for small business. The only thing they get you on is the additional hard drives and lots of ram - you can easily get those at other online shops for about 30% off dell's price.

  72. Pigeonholed! by seebs · · Score: 1

    While we're doing Cranky User columns, I wrote about this long ago:

    Pigeonholed!

    I even used Dell as an example (either here or in the book I'm working on) of a company I won't buy from because I don't like being asked to pick a customer type before I can buy products.

    VINDICATED!

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  73. I work in education.. by Sime208 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ..and found this out recently.

    The guy that deals with buying equipment called Dell up wanting some machines like what he'd bought his kids.

    For his kids, Dell charged 300gbp per box.

    For the school, they wanted around 30% more!

    Dell's excuse was really laughable. Something about "For schools, the computers can be further upgraded before purchasing so it gives you the option of upgrading at the point of sale.". They could be upgraded for home use too, so that didn't really wash.

    1. Re:I work in education.. by jelle · · Score: 1

      I can think of a reason: The larger the institution, the larger the orders. IT departments prefer the exact same hardware for all machines in an order, to make maintenance and support easier. Dell can sell the leftovers to the smaller and single purchasers.

      Hence, larger companies pay more because they demand more.

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  74. It gets even more fun with academic pricing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in a campus computing store at a public university, and we have an agreement with Dell, so we get an academic discount. Our program is basically the same as Dell's Home and Home Office division, but they take a percentage off the top for the educational discount. We have a seperate program where we can get fixed priced systems (i.e. we have a constant price on a specific configuration that doesn't change every day) that goes through a different process.

    But, when you order through those "storefronts" you have to pay sales tax, which you don't have to pay (or usually pay very little of) when going through the "Home & Home Office" or "Small Business" divisions of Dell, but you're supposed to claim those purchases on your income tax.

    So we get stuck explaining to new students (and their parents) that they could buy the same system from 4 different places, and pay 4 different prices. The good news is, usually there's ~ $100 variation amongst all the pricing, so you can't get royally screwed. Our rep flat out told us that the different Dell divisions compete against each other for the same business.

    But we (the employees here) almost always buy from "Small Business" for our own systems, because they usually have the best prices.

  75. I can't believe it's news! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
    I have been shopping laptop deals this way for friends. You will get different base pricing, and different deals, too!

    I managed a 35% reduction in price + free shipping and a printer last time.

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  76. Another reason for the price differences is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that a "large business" never buys from the web site. They have their premier.dell.com site with prices that have been negotiated just for them. If they want something else they go to the large biz page, spec it out, then call their sales rep to get the real price.

    Most home users don't call, they just order it off the web. Therefore no price breaks beyond the deals.

    Another note is that if ordered from the biz side you must pay sales tax because Dell has biz presence in every state but this is not true on the home side of things. Shipping rates vary, etc.

  77. Home User vs. Contract by Ssolstice · · Score: 1

    Our purchasing department noticed the same thing about a year ago when purchasing from Dell. Our faculty were complaining that our contract computer price quotes were much higher than the quotes the faculty had generated using the "Home User" website at Dell.com. Even after accounting for longer warranties and "Gold Tech Support" (part of our purchasing contract), we were still being charged significantly more than if the faculty member had purchased the computer themself, then obtained a re-imbursement from the university. In some case, it was several hundred dollars.

  78. this is as old as human history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    caveat emptor

  79. It is weird... by Omicron · · Score: 1

    The company I'm at spends a LOT of money on Dell. Servers (~700), workstation (~7500) and printers (a lot...). We are able to use the employee purchase option to buy computers for personal use discounted through Dell. I don't personally do it (I like to build mine...) but for family members I recommend Dell as I refuse to build computers for family (I hate turning into a tech support operator...).

    Anyway, the last three computers I've bought for people (2 pc's, 1 laptop) have been cheaper to buy as a consumer than they have been as an "employee". It's kind of aggravating to be honest - here, our company spends millions a year on Dell equipment, and we can't get stuff as cheap as Joe Schmoe that buys 1 pc every 4 years. It was the same thing w/ a couple of Axim's w/ all the bells and whistles we bought not too long ago.

    1. Re:It is weird... by srNeu · · Score: 1

      I've seen the same type of thing ...

      My multi-billion dollar parent company has special Dell pricing supposedly using volume buying as way to reduce per unit costs. However, I can configure the exact machine with the "discount pricing" and as a Joe User and the Joe User beats the "discount pricing" sometime as much as $200 a pop. When we brought this up to our Dell rep, we were informed that it wasn't comparing apples to apples even thought the machines and configuration are exactly the same.

      So, I buy Toshiba laptops and HP desktops from CDW and save a ton of money and get more bang in the box.

      So while Dell is telling me an apple isn't an apple, when I can clearly tell it's an apple, I'm buying oranges that taste better anyway.

  80. absolute genius by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

    oh come on, sell cheap to the small business so that they think youre amazing, once they get big rip them off when theyve got dell logos screaming at them in the office. home users cant order from business sections, but still get decent price.

    you do have to remember though, this is dell. i doubt that people buying from them will be dilligently screening prices from different sources, more of an "oooo, ive heard those work" sort of attitude

  81. I for one have had fine service from Dell by Ossus_10 · · Score: 1

    I would never EVER buy a computer from Dell however Dell makes very nice Flat Panel Monitors. I recived one a a christmas gift from my uncle. He bought be a 17in and I really wanted a 19in, so I called Dell up and talked to a rep. Instead of having me send back the monitor, They let me keep it and gave me $200 off the $300 monitor. So I got 2 flat panels for $100. I have to say I was very pleased with Dell's service in that regard. Ossus

  82. Fable headline by anopres · · Score: 1

    ... I don't know why. Greed probably.

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  83. discrimatory pricing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    discrimatory pricing is common practice, now that you know this you can get better deals.

    people who take a moral stance against this practice are retarded

  84. Beware of customise options! by zero-one · · Score: 2, Informative

    One of Dell's fun tricks seems to be charging far more for parts when brought with a PC then they would do if purchased separately. For example, a 1905FP monitor from Dell's UK site costs £284.59 on its own (including tax and shipping). A random Dimension PC from the home and home office section includes a monitor in the price and has the option of upgrading to the 1950FP monitor for £339.58. It actually works out cheaper to get the bundled 17" monitor and buy the other nice LCD screen as well then to just buy the good screen with the PC.

    Once you've worked out you need to play the Dell website game to get the best prices from them, it is just adds an extra layer of hassle to buying PCs. Perhaps someone could make an app that scrapes their web pages looking for the best deals (e.g. is it best to start with a high spec PC and customise the components downwards or is it better to start with a low spec PC and add the bits you want).

    1. Re:Beware of customise options! by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      Perhaps someone could make an app that scrapes their web pages looking for the best deals (e.g. is it best to start with a high spec PC and customise the components downwards or is it better to start with a low spec PC and add the bits you want).

      Someone does this for airline tickets in the form of Sidestep -- www.sidestep.com -- which will search its database for cheap airline tickets.

      Good news: it might find less expensive tickets. Bad news: comes in infested with spyware. And it's Windows-only.

      If someone wrote a similar search engine for Dell, I bet it would have the same problems.

      Overall, though, you post reminds me of why I like buying from Apple: consistent pricing and no bullshit games.

  85. Nothing new by Cracell · · Score: 0

    I noticed this about 2 years ago, I figured it was common knownledge

    anyways I don't understand why so many are anti-dell, they aren't perfect, but for the common user compared to hp and emachines and such, they are the best option, unless someone wants to shell out for an alienware, or can custom build or has a friend that will for them

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  86. not buyer beware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as with anything, it is buyer be aware!

  87. Yep. by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1

    Caveat emptor.

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  88. price differences reflect shipping differences by degraeve · · Score: 1

    I bought a flat panel monitor from Dell.com this weekend. The difference in price seems to reflect a difference in shipping. I paid a little more for the monitor, but got free shipping.

  89. GSA - "Best Commercial Price" by TrueJim · · Score: 1

    As I recall, to get a product put on the GSA schedule in the first place (for purchase by government customers), the vendor has to offer their "best commercial price" to the GSA. So it's not surprising that that GSA/DOD price is low. Collectively, the Federal government is buying in bulk after all.

    (Old) reference: http://www.washingtontechnology.com/news/9_17/news /9039-1.html and search on "best commercial price".

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  90. Small Business always seems to be cheapest by mildness · · Score: 1
    I've bought several computers from Dell for myself and my customers and everytime the Small Business section seems to have the best price.

    If you have the time, monitor a "Hot Deal" forum such as Anadtech or fatwallet and jump on Dell's occasional sales on low end servers and the like.

    I got a my latest hot rod gaming rig for a song!

    And unlike some other posters my support (and sales) experience has been terrific.

    Cheers

    Bill

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    1. Re:Small Business always seems to be cheapest by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      I just bought some rack servers from the small business section because nobody else could seem to beat their price for a 1U dual CPU box. Plus I could order them with no OS installed; bonus. Dealing with 1U components on my own is more trouble than it's worth to me, and the price adds up quickly. I'd rather pay Dell to deal with it and have the warranty take care of the rest.

      Hopefully my experience will be as good as yours.

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  91. You're paying for service & support, not the p by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    The reason the DOD customers are so expensive and the small business ones are the cheapest is because the DOD customers are the most expensive to service/support and the small business typically are the cheapest.

    DOD customers are a pain to deal with. Mounds of paperwork etc to execute an order. High hassle factor customers.

    Small business, at the other end, have relatively straight forward paperwork etc, low risk, typically reasonably tech savvy.

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  92. When I used to resell computer parts... by Humorously_Inept · · Score: 1

    I used to see this sort of thing all the time, except it was even more confounding because there was often no apparent difference at all between the products. In the specific case of a large wholesaler/distributor like Tech Data, I often found the exact same model components with different part numbers, different volumes in stock and different prices. There was rarely any differentiation between one or the other as in the aforementioned Dell cases. They were just the same things in the same product categories for different prices! I also recall seeing French and English versions that would sometimes differ in price with English usually being cheaper.

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  93. Same Part, Different System, Different Price by khelms · · Score: 1

    Heck, they even vary the price based on what system it is for. I was looking for laptop memory from them recently. I noticed that the exact same part number was either $124 or $140 depending on which Dell laptop you were ordering it for.

  94. You should see how they Rape Universities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We spec'd a really cheap server to run a simulator in my department from the Dell SB for around 500 bucks. But because our IT has signed a deal with dell we have to use the "premier" service through dell. Same server now costs us 700 bucks. That isn't even the worst part. Base equipment was a Celeron D 32J. If you want to upgrade to a 2.8 P4 on the SB site, it is $99. But in the premier site the SAME UPGRADE was over $270 dollars. This is more than a retail 2.8 P4 even costs!!!!

  95. Management and Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My General Manager recently decided to get himself a new computer with a fancy TFT screen et al for his new office. His idea for this came from one of those little glossy brochures from Dell.

    To cut a long story short - various people in the company (accounts, HR, sales) had a look on the Dell website to try and pick and choose what he should get. Then it came to me and after looking up a basic machine for his requirements (reasonable speed and ram with some future proofing & Win XP pro) AND his precious TFT screen, the price came to almost double what they were offering on the frontpage of the glossy brochure.

    What happened in the end? I spent the saved money on a 19" TFT for him and some speakers. Now the only thing left is to ask for a raise.

  96. Beats Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where the highest price is the only option

    1. Re:Beats Apple by shumacher · · Score: 1
  97. Home vs Education pricing by olcrazypete · · Score: 1

    About a year ago we were shopping for laptops for our division of our college. I got an online quote from the small business area of the dell site, because it was the same inspirion laptop as the ed site, just $400 cheaper. Our dell rep would not sell us the laptop. According to her, and I believe her, internally dell is just like 4 separate companies selling the same machines. Her education division could not match it, it had to do with volume or whatnot. Regardless, I was still pissed. $20 or $30 bucks on ram is one thing, but $400 per laptop is another, especially when you're looking to buy 30 or more. We ended up getting 100 toshibas that were awesome, much better for the price. I still think it's pretty low to overcharge education customers. I've found the same pricing differences now that I'm in the k12 arena. P

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  98. Re:Gotta love Slashdot! by bryce1012 · · Score: 1

    Only on /. would a comment like this be modded +5 Informative.

    Well, thanks for the info, I guess...

  99. I'm not begrudging them shipping- by purduephotog · · Score: 1

    I just find it annoying, thats all, and a calculated risk of doing business.

    It should be obvious to consumers that larger companies get 'breaks' on shipping. If that weren't so, do you think the tide of 'junk mail' you receive would be nearly so great? Think about it- if they were forced to pay 37 cents per letter (if that's the current cost...) instead of the bulk 17 cents or less... they'd use more targeted attacks.

    Shippings all cool and dandy. I used to buy from an ebayer that got my companies spare equipment. When they started charging 60$ for shipping and would no longer allow local pickup, I stopped.

  100. Easy answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't buy from Dell!

    Fuck 'em! Just fuck 'em!

  101. Unavailable product lines by peacefinder · · Score: 1

    It's worse than that. Whole product lines are unavailable to people with personal accounts.

    Through some very weird circumstances, a trainer that came to our site did not have a working laptop. This adversely impacted the training we purchased, so I tried to straighten it out to no avail. (It looked like a dying video subsystem.) I set her up on one of ours, but it just wan't the same.

    She wasn't getting satisfaction from her own IT people, and hadn't been for months. That's tough on a road warrior... 3,000 miles from the home office, and she can't fill out her timesheets because her IT staff won't fix or replace her company laptop. So I suggested that if she was really desperate, she should consider doing something extremely ruthless: Buy a new laptop and expense it. If she thought her boss would back up her expense report, anyway.

    The glow of gleeful, righteous wrath lit her eyes, and she whipped out her cell phone so fast it hummed. As she dialed Dell and dug for her credit card, she asked me for a recommended system, and I gave her one from Dell's Lattitude line of business laptops. She tried to order it on her personal Dell account, and the Dell rep on the phone would not take the order. She was so astonished that she asked me to talk to Dell for her. I got the same result.

    I said to the rep, "So here you have a customer willing to give you about three thousand dollars right now, for a product Dell makes, and you won't sell it to her because she has the wrong account type?"
    "That's right, sir" came the reply.
    "That's nuts!" I gasped.
    "That's the way it is, sir."

    I guess the customer isn't right after all.

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  102. small business prices almost always best Dell has by tim1724 · · Score: 1

    I work for a school, but we always buy from Dell's small business site rather than their education site because of the huge difference in pricing. The only annoying part is that you can't order more than 5 machines at a time from the small business division.

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  103. Old news, I'm afraid by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

    Dell has had a wildly varied price structure for years. I'm sure this is one of the reasons I always found dell.com such a hard site to navigate - to make it as difficult as possible to create exactly the same computer under two different sections, then compare the prices.

    As the posting and TFA indicate, the easiest way to check their price practices is to look at components, rather than whole systems. We replaced my wife's teeny hard drive a year ago, and saved about $40 by going through the Small Business branch, even though the exact part# was available through other branches.

    (Our other experience with Dell was that even when we got a price quote on a full system from them, they refused to honor it, bumping the price up by $100 three days later. Have not trusted them since.)

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  104. Isn't GSA price the lowest by geneing · · Score: 1

    I vaguely remember someone telling me that GSA price is the lowest by law. Isn't it?

  105. Ob. Spaceballs by hamsterboy · · Score: 1

    I'm surrounded by Assholes!

    -- Hamster

  106. Re:I just want to say one word to you. Just one wo by alienw · · Score: 1

    Let's see, I can have expensive surgery with a 5-10% risk of serious complications (which include complete loss of vision and many others) and a 40% rate of more minor complications (some of which are also permanent and more annoying than contact lenses). And the surgery might not even correct the problem completely! No thanks.

  107. Re:I just want to say one word to you. Just one wo by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

    and for those of us who can't afford lasik... any suggestions?

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  108. Dirty Dealings at Dell? by whatsnextonline · · Score: 1

    I got a call this evening from someone with an incredibly thick Indian accent and a terrible connection, who said he was from Dell. He wanted to know how everything was with my new computer and to tell me that they were running special deals today only on anything and everything from Dell. "Do you want any flat screen TV," he asked, "digital camera, software, printer, ink cartridges?" Anything at all and he would give me "a really great price." "Where are these deals listed," I asked. "These deals are only available today," he said, "and only over the phone." Yeah, right. B.L. Ochman What's Next Blog

  109. Not just gold.... by Tmack · · Score: 1
    If you buy a gold support plan or higher...

    Actually a friend of mine works their tech support for their silver plans. She also knows bronze and gold techs, and she as well as them are in the Austin area.

    tm

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  110. Dell sucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and this will eventually kill them!

    Nothing else needs to be said. They are their own worst enemy!

  111. Discounts that aren't by bender647 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My company buys Dell, so they get to extend an employee discount to us for home machines. But I found that it is cheaper to buy without the discount. When I punched in the company discount code, all the free shipping and upgrade deals disappeared.

  112. Small business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a small business I bought some RAM recently, before that I was stuck on 64MB. It took me 10 months to justify the cost of the new RAM vs other things the business needs. This scenario is not uncommon and I bet that's why SMB get the lowest pricing...

    Posting anon because I value my privacy...

  113. Pricing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, it doesn't surprise me at all that Dell has differing pricing tiers. What does really surprise me is that they charge businesses MORE for buying in bulk like this.

    I work in business sales for CompUSA. We too have tiers... there's retail, then there's business pricing. Plan to spend $100k a year? You can expect a lower price than the company spending $10k, or the individual spending $1k. Each customer, in my experience, tends to need about the same amount of customer support (processing orders and RMAs, creating quotes, finding hard to find equipment, etc.), but the costs to the company has to spend, in other opportunities lost and in payroll, for my time and for the time of everyone else involved is lower.

    SELF PROMOTION ALERT! :)
    By the way, if anyone out is a tech buyer for their company and there would like to deal with a rep who DOES price with an ounce of sense, drop me an email: brian.brianschweitzer@gmail.com

  114. We buy in bulk and pass the savings on to you! by oliphaunt · · Score: 1
    Ok, let's say you manage an IT department responsible for 100 desktop/laptop computers, and you have to buy all new machines. Where do you begin? Where can you gain efficiencies from standardization?

    The best-case scenario is to make your org as much a monoculture as possible. If every machine is the same, you don't waste time trying to figure out whether it's the Jan2005 version of that Fujitsu hard disk that's giving you trouble, or if it's likeley to be something else becuase there have never been problems with the Nov 2004 Fujitsus. If every machine is the same, you don't have to troubleshoot how your new netword drivers cooperate with the code coming from your legacy AIX boxes running your custom-coded business database application.

    Next best is if you have slightly different hardware, but just one software image, and regular automated backups. If something goes wrong on one box, it will be wrong on all boxes. If something is funny with just one box, you can fix it by wiping it clean and re-installing the original image, and then dragging custom files over from the backup.

    of course, in normal businesses, this isn't possible. So you have maybe 3 kinds of boxes, with one image each, that you give to 90% of the folks you support. This leaves you with ten people who have an oddball machine, for an effective total of 13 different computers for you to manage (and you just hope that those ten 'special' people won't take up 50% of your support time).

    Ok, now think big for a second. Think about managing an organization with 100,000 PC's. Now think about buying 100,000 BRAND-NEW PC's to replace the boxes you have today. You have the same basic desires- minimize hardware differences, consolidate images, standardize across the userbase. But if you call Dell today, I bet you a million bucks that they won't be able to ship you 100,000 identical PC's all at once- not tomorrow, not next month.

    So what happens when you tell Dell you want to order 30,000 of PC model A, 40,000 of model B, and 25,000 of model C? They'll ask you for a roll-out schedule, and a list of delivery addresses, and give you a product roadmap for when they plan to run out of P4 3.2 GHz chips and move up to P4 3.8GHz chips, so you can sync your roll-out plans to their product roadmap. But that's not the point of the higher price for business. The higher price is necessary because you want a single hardware/software image, so when you order 95,000 PC's they have to order 95,000 of the same ethernet card to make sure that they can provide you with a stable hardware image. They pay up front for the components that go in your boxes- but you don't pay for your boxes until they ship (or even better, you don't pay until they have landed on your dock and you've had a chance to look them over). So Dell has to pay for inventory costs, and for the float on the money they used to buy your Ethernet cards ahead of when they can bill you for the computers those cards have gone into.

    Contrast this with an order for 100 PCs- Dell just builds them all and ships them to you, because they have 100 of each of the relevant parts in stock.

    now for the really complicated situation, which explains the different prices: Consider buying 1 PC per day, each day, for 100 days, from the consumer/small business line. If you open all of those computers and look at the parts, odds are good that several hardware components will have changed between the first order you place in January and the last one you place in April- for these lines, Dell just builds with whatever parts they happen to have on hand that day. The business-oriented products line is more expensive becuase Dell buys a large inventory of identical parts, and is prepared to commit to its large business customers that the hardware won't change more than (e.g.) once every six months. The argument is that the higher up-front cost of the equipment is more than offset by the lower overall cost to the organization that comes from managing just a few hardware configurations instead of 100,000 different PC's.

    and this is a great argument, except it falls through when you realize that if you are in fact planning to buy 100,000 PC's, from ANY tier-1 vendor, you won't be paying anything near list price for them. Oh well.

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    1. Re:We buy in bulk and pass the savings on to you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      monoculture is dangerous for the exact reason you give yourself: If it fails, it will fail on all machines on around the same day and you will not have an alternative.

      After having a critical hardware component of a server and its backup fail one day apart, you will know what I'm talking about. It happens, believe me.

      There is no such thing as guaranteed troublefree hardware. You will one day be buying and/or installing replacements for each of those 95000 network cards that Dell told you they honestly thought was reliable and secure, while trying to keep those 95000 now networkless users from finding out your home phone phone number.

    2. Re:We buy in bulk and pass the savings on to you! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Don't be rediculous. There's not an organization in the world that has a single 100,000 PC department, branch, or general "group of PCs under one IT dept's responsibility" in the world. If there is, it's a massive and likely painfully unmanageable group, as its likely to have around 500 servers and thousands of switches, routers, and relays.

      No, companies split up their responsibilites by department. That's why you'll hear htings like "Marketing Department IT". Not only do they do incrimental changes within these departments, but as an organization as a whole. It's a given that you'll have a 20:80 ratio of new to old stuff on a given year (give or take, depending on your cyclical planning).

      And on a final note: Tier-1 vendors don't dick their customers around like that. Tier-1 companies realize that customers won't be dicked around - they'll just go to another provider that won't shove a slippery one up their asses.

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  115. I had the opportunity to pick up 9 tractor trailer by purduephotog · · Score: 1

    ... of Dell computers.

    Try as I might I couldn't come up with a business case to legally dispose of the material that I couldn't ebay.

    Even as it was, I was taking a risk that there was really 60% salvageable bits of equipment within each trailer. We're talking laptops refused, LCDs, etc. I figured I could get close to 90% of value, but the cost of disposing of the material was astronomical.

    That said: Dell picked up the stuff and drove it to New Jersey, backed in, and dumped it all into the pit.

    Had I known thats what they were going to do I would've followed with a U-Haul and cleaned up at the back end.

    Oh well. Whats 50K$ gonna buy you anyway besides an IRS audit?

  116. I saw this pricing servers 4-5 years ago! by swb · · Score: 1

    On a Friday I went to Dell's site and specced out a 2U server. On the following Monday I got ahold of a woman from another department and got our company's dell login. I logged in, and the same server was instantly 20% more expensive.

    Fortunately I printed the quote from the first one with the component pricing, and when I compared, the new server was uniformly more expensive on a per-component basis; it wasn't like disk or memory something had individually gone up.

    I went back and re-quoted as a generic user and the price was still high, although I didn't think to dump any cookies or anything.

    I suspected they just were reaming us, despite the fact that we never bought a server from them and we bought a fair number (50?) of PCs per year from them, which should have made us a "priority" customer.

  117. Don't fuck this up for the smart people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've known about this for years. You don't see us blabbing about it on /., or posting 'informative' articles.

    1. Re:Don't fuck this up for the smart people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are also the HUGE "checkout" rebates that can be searched for anywhere on the net....

      [I have seen some as much as %30.00 or up to $1000]

  118. Dell has different prices within the same order! by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 1

    I ordered a machine last week and I'm sure this was someone's goofup but a 17" LCD was listed with it's part number at $300.00 then directly beneath it, the same part number was listed at $150.00.

    Guess which one I ordered. :)

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  119. on the other hand.... by endoboy · · Score: 1

    bear in mind that you're not likely to screw anything up TOO badly while cleaning your own bathroom, but getting a doing a DIY brake job badly can have interesting and exciting consequences.

    1. Re:on the other hand.... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Maybe I should have added a disclaimer along the lines of not doing anything you're not competent to do.

      Personally, I've changed brake pads many times on different cars. It's not that hard to do. It helps to have a service manual for the vehicle so you can learn any specific quirks, but they're generally very similar.

      I've also seen what happens when "professionals" do brake jobs or anything involving the wheels: they use air wrenches to install the lug nuts, with disastrous results. At the least, they use way too much torque, resulting in warped brake rotors which then need to be replaced. At the worst, they cross-thread the nuts, which causes the studs to weaken and break off; if you're lucky, this only happens when you try to take the nut off. If you're not, the studs break while you're driving, and your wheel rolls off the car.

      I've seen enough screw-ups by the "professionals" to never let them touch my car again.

  120. Re:I just want to say one word to you. Just one wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http//www.paragoncrt.com/

    Of the few patients we have trying it, about half love it. The other half hate it. You might get lucky.

  121. buy.com does the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at least with some hard drives. Just lookup some HD and then search the site for the same part number. Often four prices come out. A recent example was a 300 GB Seagate HD, it had four prices, from $223 to $239...

  122. Dell cycles by nuntius · · Score: 1

    I think he just hates major corporations "pumping" the market.

    Exec: Dell can get that 10% cheaper than their competitor. Buy Dell.

    (a week passes while paperwork is filled)

    Tech: Placing the order... Doh!@#% Dell cost us 10% more than their competitor.

  123. Fast food companies do it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't anything new as far as I'm concerned. Fast food companies often do this. I've found McDonald's to offer McNuggets for one price, and offer it another place on the menu for another price (under the meal section, but you can choose to get just the nuggets and not the meal, which is the same exact thing as getting just a 6-piece, but cheaper by like 20 cents). Eh, just be aware of your choices.

  124. Readable version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  125. LOL this is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell has been doing this for years. My dad realized this recently when he bought a computer from them and the "Small business" one had a nice rebate, while the home use and others did not.

    Not news, but it's nice to keep people informed.

  126. Frazzled Dell customer by mattr · · Score: 1

    As a frazzled Dell customer I can tell you this is one of my grievances with them (based on my past experiences, I no longer go there). I started out loving my Inspiron 7.5K laptop (450MHz with linux) but not only would Dell refuse to give me a local copy of Windows, or fix it in Japan quickly, I was also told there would soon be a giant hard disk I could put in an extra bay (never materialized) and to go to the website. Okay website, you don't know which link to take even though prices are different, I figured small businesses or home users would be the cheapskates so used those. Then you have to search for products using a search engine that sucks. The interminable pages of search results are neither usefully sorted nor navigable, and half the listings are dubious yet expensive used and refurbished parts. Oh, and the battery conked out so it can't sleep, and it has limited RAM upgradability, and they stopped linux support (or did they start that up again?) and I would like a linux driver for the touchpad, etc. Perhaps 3-4 years is a long time to use the same machine even if it was computer of the year
    Dell sells some cheap computers especially for businesses but I don't really trust them. For instant satisfaction I found the best thing was to take the box to a shop that sells all kinds of hardware parts and get them to check it while I wait. So Dell's fine so long as you don't need to hang on to the machine for too long, and you don't need any support. I find their website to detract from their products. Wish they'd fix it.

    1. Re:Frazzled Dell customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I modded you down!Three or four years are ages and nobody have to support ancient crap if it costs more money then newer Stuff.You are so helpless,your parents would still clean your ass...

  127. Re:I just want to say one word to you. Just one wo by dj+e-rock · · Score: 1

    absolutely. I know some ophthalmologists who are actually ethically opposed to Lasik. Basically, Lasik is a procedure that has no real medical benefit, and the risks associated come in conflict with their "do no harm" mentality. They don't see the point in operating on a perfectly good eye (in that it's nothing that putting some optics in front can't "fix").

  128. You look to the web for best pricing? by ziegast · · Score: 1

    The best price will not be found on Dell's web site. Any business customer that gets assigned a dedicated sales rep will always have the opportunity to haggle with the rep about the final price. I've seen additional discounts of 20% or more off Web "small business" pricing when ordering systems. I have a Fortune-500 IT friend who is amazed at how cheap he can order desktops from Dell.

    I believe there are also Dell resellers on eBay that will sell you some items at a reduced price. I suspect these are inventory overstocks.

  129. This was a good story.... by ruiner5000 · · Score: 1

    back when the Inquirer did it two years ago. Or was it three?

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  130. reverse logic pricing model by Tek+Tekson · · Score: 1

    It costs the most to market to the SMB market, yet their prices are lowest.

    Home users are a bit less costly to support.

    Large business customers are cash cows - hence their high prices.

    Make sense? Welcome to the business...

  131. Re:small business prices almost always best Dell h by Wiseleo · · Score: 1

    Since when can't you order more than 5 at a time?!

    The rebates are limited to 5 per company per purchase, but you can certainly buy more than 5 at a time.

    I bought 72 desktops last month from Dell SB.

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  132. they've been doing this for awhile by zerkon · · Score: 1

    I've noticed this in the past, and one of the other posters hit it right on the nose, time is money, I know I don't have the time to screw around looking for the very best price on things, if Dell (not that I'd ever buy from them :-p) wants to do that looking for me and charge me a few bucks more it is well worth it.

  133. used to spider dell site for prices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work at a company that spidered the Dell web site (and the Gateway and IBM and Compaq web sites, and...) for prices twice a day. We collected the information and stuff it into a database. Then some other people in the company made nice reports (graphs, statistical analysis, etc.) out of it, and several companies bought subscriptions to our web site to have a way of tracking the competition's pricing. They called the product "pricing intelligence".

    Anyway, based on that experience, it soooooo doesn't surprise me that Dell is doing this. First of all, Dell does lots of stupid stuff on their web site. We'd see prices drop down or jump up by orders of magnitude for half a day, then go right back where they were. Sometimes you could get a dual processor server for (say) $129 instead of the expected $5129, but just for a few hours. (Sometimes Dell would honor the prices they posted, and sometimes not.)

    But second, and more importantly, this particular company that I worked for specialized in pricing, and not just pricing intelligence, but pricing in general. They developed another product that would allow e-commerce sites to program the system to try experimental prices: a vendor could vary the price by a small random amount for a day or two and see the impact of the price changes on quantity sold. It helped vendors determine the optimal pricing for their products with real-world data. (Sometimes decreasing the price increases the quantity so much that a smaller profit margin is made up for by greater quantity. But sometimes not. So, where is the optimal point on this curve? You can theorize, or you can just test various points empirically using the software/service we sold to vendors.)

    Anyway, the pricing agent went beyond even the random trial thing. A vendor could even go so far as to track purchase habits and other habits of their customers (by account or by cookie, whatever) and the system would learn attributes of the customer. Some customers are more price-conscious and will browse a product several times and wait for the price to drop before they make a purchase. The system could pick up on this and offer them a lower price than average since it knew they wouldn't buy otherwise. Likewise, customers who didn't appear to care would just get the normal price.

    A lot of people screamed bloody murder and went on about how evil this pricing concept was, but then the people in charge of the project brought up an interesting point: this is exactly how the market works in the real world. If you go to a car dealer, the price you actually get is going to depend on whether they think you care about the price. It's going to depend on how likely they think you are to actually go somewhere else if you don't get a price.

    And it's not just true at the car dealership. Even though (according to a friend who works in the industry) apartment complexes aren't supposed to negotiate on prices due to concern about being sued under the Fair Housing Act (i.e. if they give a white guy a better price than they give a black guy, or whatever), I still managed to get a significantly lower rate than advertised when I moved in to the apartment I live in now. (I just showed them a quote from a brand new complex nearby that was offering huge specials since they were still at like 75% occupancy despite having been open for a year or something, and I told them I wanted to lease here (where I now live), but they needed to make me feel good about passing up on this great offer from the other place. I got about an extra 10% off.)

    Bottom line is, the concept of a fixed price that's published which is the "true" price for something is nothing but an illusion. There is no one fixed price on any item at any given time. The price is whatever the seller and the buyer will agree on. It depends on the seller, but it also depends on the buyer. And it depends on a zillion other things. In fact, nobody really knows the true price of anything in advance.

    So, different prices for different classes of customer is not a shock in any way. It's a fundamental part of how pricing works.

  134. Old News.... by LazLong · · Score: 1

    It's been this way FOREVER at Dell.

    You can even find different prices for the same item, but with differing part numbers. Is this news?

  135. Not uncommon with big biz. by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 1

    Dell (and many other businesses) divide their customers into categories. They have marketing units that go after these categories. Different categories get different levels of service and support, and it's often tied to volume of product sold. If you are big enough, you might even get on-site spares and service support, or strategically-placed spares to reduce downtime.

    Large businesses frequently negotiate specific contracts providing for deep discounts on spares, or new equipment, or service, or all three. So the price you see might not be the final price paid by large businesses. That price might be the starting point for the discounts to begin.

    My old job, I bought Cisco and Lucent equipment. Cisco said, just take 40% off list. Lucent would get us a quote, and I could never quite tell what the discount was. I never really cared, but I did always try to get favorable spare parts pricing and support.

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  136. Re:My Life is Dilbert [winhat] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A computer is a chemical element which can enter into combination or take part in a computer.

    You are the computer program, and i am a human being, which means i do what i was contracting for a long winged oceanic bird.

    Because i decided to save a little more interesting. Which one of us is the hard drives in the init_t domain, and user_t which is struck with a stick. The bandicoot is a bony girdle in vertebrates that connects the head with the calf of the ford motor car company and the pioneer of the alimentary canal is the joint connecting the foot with the problem.

    After a couple weeks of panicked calling with 3rd level engineers at compaq, the bottom line was that they couldn't help us with the problem.

    Something which is the hard drives in the upper region of the deskpro they were able to respond intelligently.

    Because i'm on the deskpro line and could literally follow the path of electrons if that was what was needed to fix the problem. If we wanted that kind of guarantee, but if you looked at the anus.

  137. Dell laptops have EULA query in bios. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I just bought a new dell laptop it had an EULA query in the bios, so I could not boot the machine for the first time without accepting the EULA. I mailed support to ask where I could find the wording of the EULA and they answered that I could find it in the start menu in windows.

    Did it ever occur to them that I cannot use the start menu without booting the machine? :)

  138. Consumer protection by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1
    For example, if I buy a processor from Intel in the Intel branded box, I get a warranty. If I buy the *same* processor in an "OEM" box at a discounted rate, no warranty.


    See, this wouldn't fly in the European Union. EU laws state that everything you buy has a two year warranty (at least for hardware). If you buy a processor, and it breaks after a year, you can send it back to the supplier for warranty even if it's an OEM.

    That's why harddrives in the EU are a little more expensive than in the US; as manufacturers move to producing crap, and lowering their warranties to 1yr, they *have* to offer 2yr warranties over here. As such, they jack prices up a bit.
  139. Cost by TimeOut42 · · Score: 1

    This is silly. All large businesses do this and it's no wrong either! If you simply consider the cost of a item you are selling to be the raw materials then your price can be the same across the board. But that is a VERY simplistic way to look at the cost of an item. In the real world there are costs not directly related to the raw materials. They include other factors like: advertising, support, warranties, packaging, etc.

    The interesting part of that post was that the government pricing was the cheapest. Ha! It's only the $1500.00 toilet seat covers that get the press, not the fact that there are many areas where the govt. recieves better pricing.

    Sean

    1. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might gt better pricing on a memory chip, but the fan is 4x more expensive....

  140. Dell prefers you "stick to your caste" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They may say customers are free to shop any section they wish but I was politely asked "to stick to my primary category (big business)" when I saved $300 by purchasing a PowerEdge 1750 in the small business category. I was allowed the purchase but they didn't seem happy about it.

  141. It is also too expensive by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

    According to Pricewatch, you can get Samsung RDRAM, 800MHz, 512MB for about $100-$130 less.

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  142. Re:I just want to say one word to you. Just one wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you need to fix it, its obviously not good. While I can understand their opposition to an error prone procedure with high risk of side effects, that doesn't mean that the underlying condition isn't "broken".

  143. Re:small business prices almost always best Dell h by tim1724 · · Score: 1

    we usually buy their deal of the week (or whatever it's called now) which nearly always includes a rebate, which as you mention is limited to 5. Yeah, we could skip the rebate, but the whole point here is to save as much money as possible, and the way to do that is to have each person order 5. :-)

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