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  1. but-but-but the army does exactly those things! on Following FEMA's Zombie Preparedness Plan Could Land You On Terrorist List · · Score: 1

    guess the US meets the definition of a terrorist state. we need to boycott ourselves.

    or maybe fix the defini.... nah, it's a trick, boycott ourselves! keep America free! -- uh, wait....

  2. that's P4.987435459273 to you, sir. on Mt. Fuji May Be Close To Erupting · · Score: 1

    computers never lie. but "idle time" is actually spent figuring how close they can come and still not be lying.

  3. don't go to Japan on Mt. Fuji May Be Close To Erupting · · Score: 1

    wait for Japan to come to you.

  4. Microsoft has a new business model!! on Windows Phone 8 SDK — By Appointment Only · · Score: 1

    they're copying RIM

  5. the market. on Cash-Poor Sharp Mortgages Display Factories · · Score: 1

    the market is saturated. major players like Philips have basically handed over their factories to get out from under the pressure years ago. we're left with Sharp, Samsung, Mitsubishi (Panasonic,) and several Red Army Factions.

    just like there used to be a dozen CRT plants in the US alone, dwindled to channel master and Sony, and they're all closed. Clinton is closed in China. there may not be a working CRT plant left any more, anywhere.

    and as the complexity and demand for higher grade screens rises, it's a double squeeze... everything you have is obsolete and pennies per diagonal inch, but everything you need to make yesterday is already on the verge of oversupply because the competition's plants are already announced and half-done.

  6. OMG, I'm gong to patent jail on Appeals Court: You Can Infringe a Patent Even If You Didn't Do All the Steps · · Score: 1, Funny

    I accidentally saw a Samsung phone when I went to buy my iPhone. I'm in violation!

  7. but enough about their budget... on NASA Uncovers Millions of New Black Holes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    find any new ones in space?

  8. I had good luck with 8-inchers on The History of the Floppy Disk · · Score: 1

    used them in a Motorola eXorcisor and, of course, the VAX 11/785 booted from a Wang floppy drive. came time (past time, DEC was not going to support us any longer if I didn't apply the 3 years of updates my predecessor had not installed) that I had to build a new boot floppy for VMS 6.x, and man, was that the most careful I have ever been in my life.

    worst floppies ever... 1.2 Mb PC-DOS format. scratch, scratch, scratch Abort, Retry, Fail?

  9. just start licensing the damn things on Why Juries Have No Place In the Patent System · · Score: 1

    the endless copyright screen on Unix may be instructional. last change I had to view one, back before endless IT mergers, 14 companies from ATT through DEC to HP had copyrights on that screen.

    if these cutthroat outfits today would hold their exclusivity for a year max, then license the patents to a common use pool, everybody except the lawyers would make out nicely, thanks.

  10. "or just a really bad lawyer." redundant, -1 on LendInk EBook Lending Service Returns, Receives Fishy DMCA Notice · · Score: 1

    there's a reason they call becoming a practicing lawyer "admittance to the bar."

  11. change OS, even if you have to change back on Ask Slashdot: Rescuing a PC That's Been Hit By Scammers? · · Score: 1

    there can be some dreadful cruft left behind by some of the snakey charmers out there, even if you format the drive. bogus partitions of evil, and the like. I have gotten into the habit, thanks to some 90s viruses that created a reinfect partition every time the PC got reinfected (once found 19 partitions of evil!) of blowing the drive away by installing Linux in a clean "wipe it all" install. then if you have to put the Microsoft Virus back on, again do a clean "wipe it all" install of Windows. if the little darlings haven't hosed the BIOS, that should do it.

    until the next time. instruct your pigeon that they need to "practice safe hex," and not hook up with characters they don't know.

    (the punchline used to be "... and wrap all your floppies in condoms," but who has floppies any more?)

  12. give Brownie this heckuva job on Hurricane Could Make a Mess of Republican Convention · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    put all the rats in one place and drown 'em. my, oh, my, dreams come true for millions :-D

  13. who did that accreditation, then? on FAA Denies Vulnerabilities In New Air Traffic Control System · · Score: 1

    ahhh, the outfit we cloned and put on the tors two years ago. yeah, they're real smart. A-D-M-I-N, P-A-S-S-W-O-R-D. at least they spelled it right.

  14. the next guy is even goofier. they all are. on Ask Slashdot: What Would Your 'I've Got To Disappear' Plan Look Like? · · Score: 1

    so I'm still in the pink, sitting on my own front step.

    "who's that? are they on the list?"

    "nah, washed up wannabe lost for Congress. ain't worth the bullet in either case, and I don't want to fill out the forms today."

    "how about lunch at the Italian place, then?"

  15. declare for Congress and hold a news conference on Ask Slashdot: What Would Your 'I've Got To Disappear' Plan Look Like? · · Score: 1

    tell all, make the media circuit, and when the 15 minutes of fame is over, they won't care about me any more. lose the election, go home, it's over.

  16. too wordy on Former Xerox PARC Researcher: Windows 8 Is a Cognitive Burden · · Score: 1

    short version is, "A tangled clusterfuck that can't get out of its own way."

  17. quickly on Private Key Found Embedded In Major SCADA Equipment · · Score: 1

    by changing the single worldwide default key and sending out new manual pages telling you what it is.

  18. large committee, overruled by the director on Private Key Found Embedded In Major SCADA Equipment · · Score: 1

    isn't it always?

  19. just do the math on Private Key Found Embedded In Major SCADA Equipment · · Score: 1

    i-th root of pi minus 1 in a 17-bit field. you're welcome, feel free to implement it in Gray code.

  20. anything that connects to commodity stuff is evil on Private Key Found Embedded In Major SCADA Equipment · · Score: 2

    you cannot have security if you have random connections... walkabout machines, removeable media that can be read by office and home machines, modem connections, most evil The Connected Internet... that permit a cross of the security barrier.

    there has to be an airgap, and the secure stuff stays inside the secure area, and the other world(s) can't get in there.

    otherwise, you are open to attack, and eventually will be attacked.

    amazing how damn lazy everybody has gotten. I learned this in the 70s.

  21. ooh, ooh, I'll backup the Internet to the cloud! on Amazon Wants To Replace Tape With Slow But Cheap Off-Site "Glacier" Storage · · Score: 1

    for faster access, you know. http://downloadinternet.funnypart.com/

  22. if you want it on a torrent, yeah, go for it on Ask Slashdot: Recording Business Meeting Audio On an Intranet? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    because if it's on a machine accessable to The Connected Internet, and anybody who wants to punk or bleed you wants it, they'll find a way to it.

    there's still such a thing as a microcassette recorder, and such a thing as a digital recorder, that you can start, set next to the conferencing phone, and have a clerk type up. not all technology needs to migrate to the cloud by 5 pm today.

  23. the basic fact is that Akin is a dumb hick on The Mathematics of 'Legitimate Rape' and Pregnancy · · Score: 2

    and fully believes all kinds of impossible, stupid, and just plain unrealistic things. it's in his blood.

  24. $150 a terabyte and the gummint can't do it on DEA Lack of Data Storage Results In Dismissed Drug Case · · Score: 1

    whine, whine, whine. the real reason is DEA has a bunch of incompetents running around burning cash, doing nothing.

  25. this is gaming the BK court. deny chap 7! on SCO Group Files For Chapter 7 · · Score: 1

    we recently had a wheeler-dealer in our area who was trying to turn $2 billion in bad debts to carmakers, finance companies, and the like into 6 billion bucks. bankruptcy court threw his chapter 7 out because he was gaming the system. this is exactly what should happen to SCO, as they are trying to maintain operations (lawsuits) while filing for dissolution. dismiss the petition with prejudice, judge! they are scamming you, too!