Same experience here. I took a *long* day trip to a remote village in Rajathstan, India, and as soon as we stepped out of the car, about two hundred villagers started this ridiculous choreographed dance to some over produced pop music heavy with violins. And so I was like, "Please, I'm here to see poor people and squalor, not for some absurd Vegas musical", and so they stopped and went back to being poor and squaloring until we left, at which time I'm sure they restarted that musical tomfoolery.
>> Google changed things so that... searches suck now
This pretty much explains why Google has jumped the shark. They have borrowed Yahoo's big "suck" filter and applied to everything they do. I want a substitute for almost every Google tool I use, and have found a few. More will be created to fill the voids Google is creating.
>> 5W
How the hell am I supposed to reheat pizza on that?
Based to your UID, you're probably already bald.
>> ...how they would accomplish their day to day work with an iPad...
I can browse /. on an iPad just fine, thanks very much.
>> bled over into the arm and thumb of the person holding the bottle
Tomorrow in the Daily Fail: Massacre in China; Rivers Run With Blood
Same experience here. I took a *long* day trip to a remote village in Rajathstan, India, and as soon as we stepped out of the car, about two hundred villagers started this ridiculous choreographed dance to some over produced pop music heavy with violins. And so I was like, "Please, I'm here to see poor people and squalor, not for some absurd Vegas musical", and so they stopped and went back to being poor and squaloring until we left, at which time I'm sure they restarted that musical tomfoolery.
Thanks! That takes care of Grandma's birthday present for next week.
To get to the absurd velocity you suggest we're going to have to change the gearing on that NASA crawler-transporter a few stories down.
>> Can I make one myself?
If you have to ask, the answer is probably no.
Those are excellent examples, but my brother-in-law, Jimmy, acts as a sort of maturity-credit offset to all of them and then some.
>> We could start by repealing the absurd drug criminalization, and the 3-strikes law.
I'll drink to that!
Don't be silly; everyone knows you don't bring a railgun to a watermelon fight.
>> holy tinfoil
Tinfoil is a plot by the Hypotenuse Society to control the emotions of individuals through space worm infestation.
>> Why would it be up to Sweden?
Cambodia fears a replay of the Great Meatball Embargo of 1817.
Why not rent an RV for two weeks and see how it goes?
>> calling it a repost does not properly insult the report.
-1 Improper Insult would get a lot of mileage around here.
>> 10k+ pages on an iPad
Pfff. This would be much more impressive on an eye-pad.
If that is awesome, what is this?
>> Google changed things so that... searches suck now
This pretty much explains why Google has jumped the shark. They have borrowed Yahoo's big "suck" filter and applied to everything they do. I want a substitute for almost every Google tool I use, and have found a few. More will be created to fill the voids Google is creating.
>> It will be the first time such a powerful laser has been used on the surface of another world.
And so it begins.
>> you can spray it on your clothes
Not synthetics, however, which tend to degrade from DEET.
>> To reach its LD50, that chihuahua would have to eat around 15 chocolate bars.
Unlikely. Couldn't stop barking long enough.
...prepare yourself to be hated by every one of your co-workers.
You forgot:
- ???
- Profit
Barack Obama = Dorothy
Joe Biden = Toto
Mitt Romney = The Scarecrow
Paul Ryan = The Tin Man
Why yes, I have seen a satellite photo of Late.