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  1. Re:Closing in on Atom on Intel Unveils 10-Watt Haswell Chip · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> 5W

    How the hell am I supposed to reheat pizza on that?

  2. Re:What were they expecting? on School Regrets Swapping Laptops For iPads · · Score: 5, Funny

    Based to your UID, you're probably already bald.

  3. Re:What were they expecting? on School Regrets Swapping Laptops For iPads · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> ...how they would accomplish their day to day work with an iPad...

    I can browse /. on an iPad just fine, thanks very much.

  4. Re:Some photos obviously enhanced on China's Yangtze River Turns Red · · Score: 1

    >> bled over into the arm and thumb of the person holding the bottle

    Tomorrow in the Daily Fail: Massacre in China; Rivers Run With Blood

  5. Re:... Don't? on Ask Slashdot: Hackable Portable Music Player For Helicopters? · · Score: 2

    Same experience here. I took a *long* day trip to a remote village in Rajathstan, India, and as soon as we stepped out of the car, about two hundred villagers started this ridiculous choreographed dance to some over produced pop music heavy with violins. And so I was like, "Please, I'm here to see poor people and squalor, not for some absurd Vegas musical", and so they stopped and went back to being poor and squaloring until we left, at which time I'm sure they restarted that musical tomfoolery.

  6. Re:Business Opportunity on FBI Launches $1 Billion Nationwide Face Recognition System · · Score: 0

    Thanks! That takes care of Grandma's birthday present for next week.

  7. Re:Here's a safety tip: on Texas Opens Fastest US Highway With 85 MPH Limit · · Score: 3, Funny

    To get to the absurd velocity you suggest we're going to have to change the gearing on that NASA crawler-transporter a few stories down.

  8. No on Ask Slashdot: What's Your Take On Stand-Up Desks? · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> Can I make one myself?

    If you have to ask, the answer is probably no.

  9. Re:Good on Jimmy Wales Threatens To Obstruct UK Government Snooping · · Score: 1

    Those are excellent examples, but my brother-in-law, Jimmy, acts as a sort of maturity-credit offset to all of them and then some.

  10. Re:Great on Impending CA Sales Tax Sparks Amazon Buying Frenzy · · Score: 1

    >> We could start by repealing the absurd drug criminalization, and the 3-strikes law.

    I'll drink to that!

  11. Re:Rail gun ? on Gamers May Get a Charge Out of the Gauss Rifle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't be silly; everyone knows you don't bring a railgun to a watermelon fight.

  12. Re:Leave you phone^W lojack at home. on Leave Your Cellphone At Home, Says Jacob Appelbaum · · Score: 1

    >> holy tinfoil

    Tinfoil is a plot by the Hypotenuse Society to control the emotions of individuals through space worm infestation.

  13. Re:Deport NOT Extradite on Cambodia To Extradite Gottfrid Svartholm · · Score: 2

    >> Why would it be up to Sweden?

    Cambodia fears a replay of the Great Meatball Embargo of 1817.

  14. Rent before you buy on Taking Telecommuting To the Next Level - the RV · · Score: 2

    Why not rent an RV for two weeks and see how it goes?

  15. Re:Repost of on Radioactive Decay Apparently Influenced By the Sun · · Score: 1

    >> calling it a repost does not properly insult the report.

    -1 Improper Insult would get a lot of mileage around here.

  16. Re:I've read 10k+ pages on an iPad on Ask Slashdot: I Want To Read More. Should I Get an eBook Reader Or a Tablet? · · Score: 1

    >> 10k+ pages on an iPad

    Pfff. This would be much more impressive on an eye-pad.

  17. Re:I'm still blown away on The Panic Over Fukushima · · Score: 5, Informative

    If that is awesome, what is this?

  18. Re:Google tossed this away on Why Amazon Is Google's Real Competition · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >> Google changed things so that... searches suck now

    This pretty much explains why Google has jumped the shark. They have borrowed Yahoo's big "suck" filter and applied to everything they do. I want a substitute for almost every Google tool I use, and have found a few. More will be created to fill the voids Google is creating.

  19. Re:And watch out for the "claw"! on Mars Curiosity Rover's First Road Trip Planned · · Score: 1

    >> It will be the first time such a powerful laser has been used on the surface of another world.

    And so it begins.

  20. Re:Buy DEET on West Nile Virus Outbreak Puts Dallas In State of Emergency · · Score: 5, Informative

    >> you can spray it on your clothes

    Not synthetics, however, which tend to degrade from DEET.

  21. Re:Who would have thought... on Widely Used Antibacterial Chemical May Impair Muscle Function · · Score: 1

    >> To reach its LD50, that chihuahua would have to eat around 15 chocolate bars.

    Unlikely. Couldn't stop barking long enough.

  22. No matter how well you do... on Ask Slashdot: Open Source Software To Manage Student Grades? · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...prepare yourself to be hated by every one of your co-workers.

  23. Re:Confused on First Mummies May Have Been Inspired by Field of Corpses · · Score: 1

    You forgot:

    - ???
    - Profit

  24. Re:Paul who? on Let the Campaign Edit Wars Begin · · Score: 1

    Barack Obama = Dorothy
    Joe Biden = Toto
    Mitt Romney = The Scarecrow
    Paul Ryan = The Tin Man

  25. Re:not exactly an island on Huge Pumice Rock 'Island' Seen Floating In South Pacific · · Score: 1

    Why yes, I have seen a satellite photo of Late.