I was at a friend's workplace on Sunday and needed web access. Fortunately a co-worker had written her password on the bezel of her monitor with a Sharpie.
In the event of a tsunami, the safest place to stand is between a mother bear and her cub. I repeat, the safest place to stand is between a mother bear and her cub. Please stand by for additional instructions.
I believe this has already been named "The People's Liberation Lizard of Great Serenity", but yes, "Z-Rex" was a close second in the committee meeting.
One could certainly turn this argument around and say we need *more* smart people doing finance, since the current crop of bozos keeps making messes the rest of society has to deal with.
I'm sure there are plenty of smart engineers out of work right now because some jerk decided to put a bunch of no-doc loans in a CMO. What if someone at Goldman or BOA had the brains to figure out that this was a dumb idea and counterproductive in the long term?
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This is just a plot to keep 10,000 German workers from spending the day surfing poop-porn.
Greenpeace gives environmentalism a bad name.
>> Severe weather hit the area.
So you're saying clouds took out the cloud?
A few hits with the claw end of an Estwing, and they delaminate pretty effectively.
OpenOffice sounds like OpenOrifice and should probably have the logo of two hands holding open a big O.
Nonetheless, it's still a better name than LibreOffice.
>> well, you're a new kind of crazy I haven't seen before.
I'm offering an article on the taxonomy of crazy for only $18, if you're interested.
I was at a friend's workplace on Sunday and needed web access. Fortunately a co-worker had written her password on the bezel of her monitor with a Sharpie.
To be fair, when the Chinese start opening sweatshops in Iowa, it should solve our employment problem.
Self Destruct Button - don't have one that blows up your entire lair
Y'all should consider gettin' in the not raisin' hogs business.
>> It's not your random dweeb posting emo videos of himself
No, but that's the obvious application of the technology.
In the event of a tsunami, the safest place to stand is between a mother bear and her cub. I repeat, the safest place to stand is between a mother bear and her cub. Please stand by for additional instructions.
Plus, not only isn't she getting any oral, he's not even kissing her.
A ShavedOrangutan (1930630) with a hair loss problem and a diminished sex drive.
Now that's a image that will clear the mind.
Play Asteroids; Don't Be A Square.
I believe this has already been named "The People's Liberation Lizard of Great Serenity", but yes, "Z-Rex" was a close second in the committee meeting.
Consulting.
What else offers so little for so much?
Well, they're in Russian, for one thing.
I forgive you, but Seppuku is the only honorable action in this circumstance.
...a machine for turning grad students into published papers.
One could certainly turn this argument around and say we need *more* smart people doing finance, since the current crop of bozos keeps making messes the rest of society has to deal with.
I'm sure there are plenty of smart engineers out of work right now because some jerk decided to put a bunch of no-doc loans in a CMO. What if someone at Goldman or BOA had the brains to figure out that this was a dumb idea and counterproductive in the long term?
It's enough to make a fella want to buy a bike, isn't it?
a dress designed from a picture of a naked lady.
>> You want to put spent nuclear fuel rods into a burning hot ocean of magma in a spot where enormous upward pressure is being exerted?
It's no problem; we'll let British Petroleum handle the whole operation.