If you don't like coffee, don't start drinking it because of this article.
There will be another paper/study/article sometime in the next three years making the case against coffee drinking on some grounds (pun intended) or another.
People are illogical. They don't care about the bottom line as much as they care about having a shorter amortization period on their llama toenail trimming equipment.
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
Google - Don't be evil. Microsoft - Be incompetent. Intel - Be oligopolistic. Dell - Be beige. Acer - Be shoddy. HP - Be recurrent. Cisco - Be expensive. Sony - Be invasive. Twitter - Terse. Apple - Be exclusive. Facebook - Be evil.
obtain an eventual cruise velocity of 36,000km/s or 12% of light speed from over 700kN of thrust, burning at a specific impulse of 1 million seconds, reaching its destination in approximately 50 years
and then plunge into the destination star, destroying itself?
Easier yes, but its more fun to watch the Europeans squirm as we drop pickup drivin', shotgun shootin', hound dog ownin', flag wavin', Bud swillin' good ol' boys across their lovely continent.
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Hugh must be related to T.Boone.
Yes, but in Canada they have a health database that goes to 11.
You could fit the entire world population in San Antonio, but we'd need a bigger blender.
>> its up from 34 last year apparently. So gamers are ageing 3 years for every 1.
Or, perhaps there's some definition creep going on. I know a 48 year old, professional woman with a Farmville addiction. Is she a gamer?
Ain't nobody gonna buy a dozen Goatse brand doughnuts no matter how memorable the marketing.
When the testing service is Big Business.
>> my profile was complete with my address
Ernest Borgnine, you're at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? Isn't that a pretty rough neighborhood?
>> What other possible shapes were theorized for an electron?
I was hoping they would be dollar sign shaped, so I could tell my father, "Well, as it turns out, you *are* made of money.".
7.62mm > Nike
>> adding a cousin or a friend that work in unrelated fields is just stupid
That's why you add them to your alternate Linkedin account/identity. You know, the one where you're a fluffer in the donkey porn industry.
If you don't like coffee, don't start drinking it because of this article.
There will be another paper/study/article sometime in the next three years making the case against coffee drinking on some grounds (pun intended) or another.
That's it! From now on I'm giving the finger to anyone who waves at me.
People are illogical. They don't care about the bottom line as much as they care about having a shorter amortization period on their llama toenail trimming equipment.
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
* Cribbed from some dumb site
Network lag killed him?
Google - Don't be evil.
Microsoft - Be incompetent.
Intel - Be oligopolistic.
Dell - Be beige.
Acer - Be shoddy.
HP - Be recurrent.
Cisco - Be expensive.
Sony - Be invasive.
Twitter - Terse.
Apple - Be exclusive.
Facebook - Be evil.
Try wrapping the bread in tin foil.
because the idea is for it to:
and then plunge into the destination star, destroying itself?
But, who will deliver all my meatspace spam then?
on my Skype account and then close it.
>> He was let go on Thursday.
Only 'cause the guys down in H.R. were bored.
>> Little elves hiding in the keypad?
Yes. Does it monitor those? Because Santa has got to be getting his information somewhere!
Easier yes, but its more fun to watch the Europeans squirm as we drop pickup drivin', shotgun shootin', hound dog ownin', flag wavin', Bud swillin' good ol' boys across their lovely continent.
>> Tell me, how does this make you feel?
Unwanted?
That's not an article, that's a series of quotes.