"Once upon a time, in a suburb of the capital of a large and powerful nation, there was a little agency called DARPA. DARPA was hard working and industrious and friendly and valuable to the nation, but DARPA lacked all the funding it needed! Oh, what was DARPA to do?"
>> It works at those altitudes, because the sunlight is more intense... and because water boils at a lower temperature at the lower atmospheric pressure.
And it works at sea level because the concentrated sunlight gets really fucking hot.
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Pumpkin house?!?!?!
WTF you heretic? It was an acorn squash house! How dare you rewrite the divine story of our creation to promote your liberal agenda!?!
Outrage!!!!
Also steak and blow-job day!
It's always tough when your birhtday falls on a holiday.
>> The fact that people would take advantage of the disaster and misery at the cost of thousands of people just disgusts me.
This pretty much sums up the first 200,000 years of human history.
>> Don't be silly, have you ever seen a moose wearing a dress?
You've obviously never been to one of Great-Aunt Edna's bridge parties.
If philately is really legal in Sweden, that would get me there.
That would be irrational; pi is always sung in a round.
>> unemployed for six months, living in my guest room, eating from my fridge
Are you still taking applications for this position?
Mirror here: moon
>> Having a publication is a very good thing for *your entire life*
Well, there's also the small matter of the drugs and groupies, but mostly you should go for the resume building.
>> . But something escapes it, so obviously your container needs to be tighter than air tight.
Try a congressional sub-committee, nothing valuable ever gets out of that.
So if you get raped in a Swedish prison, do they have to ask real nice first?
>> SSNs contain demographic data about where and when somebody is born.
Actually, it's where the SSN was issued, not necessarily where a person was born. SSN isn't *required* for years after birth.
I'm pretty sure that's the punchline to a Little Johnny joke.
>> No, A web cam the detect when you physically leave your desk would be a good idea.
No, an RFID chip implanted in each employee's head would be a good idea.
Tragedy today, as former leading search engine Google was eaten by wolves.
All those dead animals will be oil in a few million years. We should be *thanking* BP for making more oil, not reprimanding them for the spill.
What we need right about now is a War on War, man!
[flashes a peace sign, rolls a doobie, doesn't trim pubic hair]
>> Though if we're going this route, I continue to back the opinion that "shitload" be considered a unit of measure
Technically, a shitload = e / pi Libraries of Congress.
>> hump tax
Called such because the middle class is getting fucked.
"Once upon a time, in a suburb of the capital of a large and powerful nation, there was a little agency called DARPA. DARPA was hard working and industrious and friendly and valuable to the nation, but DARPA lacked all the funding it needed! Oh, what was DARPA to do?"
>> The app helps you figure out what your sins are
I'll need something a little more powerful than an iPhone for that.
>> It works at those altitudes, because the sunlight is more intense... and because water boils at a lower temperature at the lower atmospheric pressure.
And it works at sea level because the concentrated sunlight gets really fucking hot.
Think of it as nerd street-cred.
>> I was sure there'd be ponies in the new design.
There are ponies, but only with Opera.