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  1. Re:So much focus on the protest, none on the topic on Tens of Thousands Protest In Cairo, Twitter Blocked · · Score: 2

    Don't think of it as a state of emergency, think of it as a Patriot Act.

  2. Re:Praying on Pope Promotes Christian Netiquette · · Score: 1

    >> Otherwise, it's a false prophet.

    The guys who ran Enron had this problem. They thought they were gods, but really it was all a matter of false prophet.

  3. Dare to hope... on Obama Nominates RIAA Lawyer For Solicitor General · · Score: 2

    ...prepare to be disappointed.

  4. Re:And the best part... on Italian Scientists Demonstrate Cold Fusion? · · Score: 2

    It's commonly known that a controlled reaction of pasta and anti-pasta is a source of unlimited, free energy. The trick is not letting the reaction run out of control.

  5. Re:Pigs flying, hell freezing over on Volume 4A of Knuth's TAOCP Finally In Print · · Score: 2

    >> Donald Knuth has published a book and a date has been set for the release of Duke Nukem Forever?

    I guess this pretty much proves that hexagons just aren't that much fun in Civ5.

  6. Re:Are you UNPATRIOTIC, citizen? on Patriot Act Up For Renewal, Nobody Notices · · Score: 1

    I'm asking my fellow Senators to all sign my "Bridging All Legislative Lawmakers So America Continues Killing" bill.

  7. Re:"Death Panels" on Congresswoman and Staff Gunned Down · · Score: 1

    Crosshairs

  8. Re:Definition, please on Bufferbloat — the Submarine That's Sinking the Net · · Score: 1

    A picture is worth a thousand words: bloatse.jpg

  9. Dumbasses on Double Eclipse Photographed, Sun, Moon, and ISS · · Score: 1

    They need to land at night if they're not going to burn up.

  10. Re:It's Because of the Phone Calls on NASA Names Best & Worst Sci-Fi Movies of All Time · · Score: 1

    >> I don't even know how 2012 is considered a sci-fi at all.

    It seemed like horror at the time.

  11. Re:How about this one? on Amazon Censorship Expands · · Score: 1

    Changed. Now: Cooking with Slowsweetconsensualsexafteralonghotshowerandamassage Oil.

  12. Re:Go along with it on German Kindergartens Ordered To Pay Copyright For Songs · · Score: 2

    The Germans have a name for this exact process - kindersingengeld.

  13. Re:Everything? on Living Earth Simulator Aims To Simulate Everything · · Score: 1

    Don't worry; self-simulation doesn't really cause blindness.

  14. Re:Grid North to Magnetic North on North Magnetic Pole Racing Toward Siberia · · Score: 1

    If you have an old map, you can simply check the current declination online before venturing afield. For most "ground navigation" applications this is good enough. Most people (myself included) can't get a compass bearing to within a half-degree of accuracy anyhow.

  15. bobsucks.com on Bank of America Buying Abusive Domain Names · · Score: 1

    Bob, the bad news is that your year-end bonus and stock options will be a wee bit smaller than last year.

    The good news is that bobsucks.com won't be displaying a long list reasons for other companies not to hire you.

  16. WTF? on CIA Launches WTF To Investigate Wikileaks · · Score: 3, Funny

    They should have called it the Secrecy Task Force Unit.

  17. New Headline: on Woman Sues Google Over Street View Shots of Her Underwear · · Score: 1

    Woman Not Wearing Panties Sues Google For Invasion of Privacy.

  18. Reminds of a joke... on Assange Secret Swedish Police Report Leaked · · Score: 2

    This geek, an uber-nerd, who looks like a cross between Johnny Winters and a vampire goes to see a priest. "I want to confess," he says. "But you're not Catholic, you're not even religious. Why would you want to confess?" "Please! I must!" So the priest says okay. And the albino vampire tells him, "The other week I fucked these two girls." "Yes, my son." "They were a couple of Swedish chicks, both great in bed." "Continue, young man." "One of them though I was such a good lay, she threw me a party. And the other one liked it so much she emailed all her friends." "This is a sin, but I don't understand why you're telling me this." "Telling you?", says the vampire, "I'm telling everyone!"

  19. Can I Has Flash Player? on Chrome Throws Flash Into the Sandbox · · Score: 1

    Litter box, sandbox; both are full of sand and "Tootsie Rolls".

  20. Re:You're doing it wrong. on The Case For Lousy Passwords · · Score: 1

    >> but it's excellent at remembering sequences of movements

    This is why I always sign on with a Dance Dance Revolution controller. It's not as though I'm going to date anybody in my office anyway.

  21. Your no longer cattle on America's Cubicles Are Shrinking · · Score: 0

    Now you're veal.

  22. Re:Broadband != Speed on 68% of US Broadband Connections Aren't Broadband · · Score: 1

    I thought broadband was like the Indigo Girls, or the Go-Gos, or the Spice Girls or something.

  23. Re:not exactly rocket science on NASA Solar Sail Lost In Space · · Score: 1

    No, but we are going to need a rocket surgeon.

  24. Re:The Land Before CPUs on All-Analog DIY Segway Project · · Score: 2

    Sure, but name one moon mission that had and XBox aboard.

  25. Re:Solar powered eh... on Scientists Discover Solar Powered Hornets · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Green" does seem to be a buzzword these days.