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  1. Re:CAN SOMEONE TELL THE JUDGE? on Looks Like the End of the Line For LimeWire · · Score: 1

    Dear Defendant,

    I typed this real loud, 'cause I know you don't hear so good anymore.

    Love, The Judge

  2. Noise on Closing In On 1Gbps Using DSL · · Score: 3, Funny

    "advanced noise cancellation"

    So that rules out most of the internet and email then, eh?

  3. Re:sometimes, you have to ask yourself... on Amazon To Allow Book Lending On the Kindle · · Score: 2, Funny

    What Amazon is doing here is not true lending. Unless of course, they figure out how to make the ebook come back to you a year later, dogeared, with the spine broken, and coffee rings on the cover.

  4. Re:I tend to hold on to my tech for years... on Are Consumer Hard Drives Headed Into History? · · Score: 1

    You never know what you're going to learn on slashdot.

    "Huckleberries hold a place in archaic English slang. The tiny size of the berries led to their frequent use as a way of referring to something small, often in an affectionate way. The phrase "a huckleberry over my persimmon" was used to mean "a bit beyond my abilities". "I'm your huckleberry" is a way of saying that one is just the right person for a given job.[1] A similar saying was used by the American dentist, gambler and gunfighter of the American Old West, Doc Holliday who would regularly use the term "I'll be your huckleberry." This may have been merely slang of the period for "I'm your best gun/man.""

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huckleberry

  5. Re:Drupal Drupal ... Drupal. wft is Drupal? on Drupal 7 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's a masculinity enhancement accessory.

  6. Re:If only... on Un-killable 'Evercookie' Killed ... Sometimes · · Score: 4, Funny

    You shit cookies for the rest of your life?

  7. Re:Holy irrelevant comparison, Batman! on Switzerland's Mega Tunnel Sets Record · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> Comparing an entire train's kinetic energy to that of a fundmantal particle's kinetic energy?

    This story brought to you by the mass media.

  8. Re:Babies think everything that moves is sentient on Study Shows Babies Think Friendly Robots Are Sentient · · Score: 1

    >> babies think lots of things are sentient

    Babies can be so fucking stupid sometimes.

  9. DEN? on Denver Airport Overrun by Car-Eating Rabbits · · Score: 1

    Musta took a wrong turn at ABQ.

  10. Corrected, Since My Memory for Jokes Sucks on Proving 0.999... Is Equal To 1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the high school gym, all the girls in the class were lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall. Then, every ten seconds, they walked toward each other until they were half the previous distance apart. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were asked, "When will the girls and boys meet?"

    The mathematician said: "Never."
    The physicist said: "Eventually, they will come to a point where they would be required to move less than 1.616252(81)×1035 meters closer together. From the uncertainty principle, we know we cannot measure position more accurately than that. So either they will not move at all, or they will superimpose at that point."
    The engineer said: "Well... in about two minutes, they'll be close enough for all practical purposes."

  11. Cribbed, Since My Memory for Jokes Sucks on Proving 0.999... Is Equal To 1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the high school gym, all the girls in the class were lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall. Then, every ten seconds, they walked toward each other until they were half the previous distance apart. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were asked, "When will the girls and boys meet?"

    The mathematician said: "Never."
    The physicist said: "In an infinite amount of time."
    The engineer said: "Well... in about two minutes, they'll be close enough for all practical purposes."

  12. Re:Let it ride on Gambling On Bacteria · · Score: 1

    For $250, I'll give you Chlamydia.

  13. Re:Solar Roofing on Economy Puts US Nuclear Reactors Back In Doubt · · Score: 1

    >> nuking things for energy

    42% of Americans heat their homes by making continuous batches of microwave tater-tots. That's why we're all so fat.

  14. Re:!news on Technological Genius Is Timeliness, Not Inspiration · · Score: 1

    >> mad that stronger

    Strong Mad as the Hunchback of Notre-Dame. I'd watch that for a dollar.

  15. Durrell on Carnivorous Swamp Beast Discovered In Madagascar · · Score: 3, Informative

    For what it's worth, Durrell wrote a number of fun books about Zoology and his explorations of the natural world. I'd recommend them as good beach reading or for young people interested in animals or natural sciences.

  16. Re:First things first on Carnivorous Swamp Beast Discovered In Madagascar · · Score: 1

    >> what does it taste like?

    A bit like Dodo bird with a hint of Moa.

  17. Re:Dont' call your lawyer? on College Student Finds GPS On Car, FBI Retrieves It · · Score: 1

    The ACLU.

  18. Re:Huh? on Laptop Heat May Cause 'Toasted Skin Syndrome' · · Score: 1

    >> How else can we give you excellent service today?

    Do you have any glare warning labels written in braille?

  19. Re:Huh? on Laptop Heat May Cause 'Toasted Skin Syndrome' · · Score: 1

    >> The warning label has fine print that says do not look at label in direct sunlight.

    Argk! I only read Albizanian! See you in court too!

  20. Re:Huh? on Laptop Heat May Cause 'Toasted Skin Syndrome' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ow! Your stupid warning label reflected sunlight into my eyes! See you in court jerk!

  21. Rube Goldberg... on Rube Goldberg and the Electrification of America · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Whoopi's foolish younger brother.

  22. Re:I'd be happy if our intercity trains did 300kph on Chinese High-Speed Train Sets New World Record · · Score: 1

    >> In the US your track is very poor quality (a legacy of the speed it was built and the huge extent of the network) and the cost of upgrading is huge ...

    In the US, we know all about crappy Chinese built track.

  23. Hooray! on Las Vegas Hotel Vdara an Accidental Death Ray · · Score: 3, Funny

    S'mores for everyone!

  24. Re:Disappointment on "Super Monkey" Security Force Used At Commonwealth Games · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Having been shit upon by a monkey in India, I'd like to point out that "regular", non-super, languid and/or Langur, monkeys are nothing to be trifled with.

  25. The early bird... on Twitter Hit With Second Worm In a Week · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...gets the worm.