But it *was* an accident. A simulated accident, in which monkeys were strapped into the driver's seat of a large van full of Maybelline products, which was then crashed into a stack of Jersey barriers at 60 mph, to test the durability of an iPhone in the glove box. After that the monkeys were used for stem cell experiments.
>> embarrassment of missing meetings due to being detained and missing flights
As disgusting as this whole episode is, the detention probably works for him, rather than against him. I didn't know this guy's name until a few days ago. Additionally, how many people do you know who are such security studballs that the whole US Government is out to intercept them at every turn?
If they had been named turds, rather than cookies, people might use and accept them a little less casually. From now on that's how I'm referring to them.
"Sherlock, we could find a place to put the blame if only we knew what kind of rock they were drilling through." "Sedimentary, my dear Watson, sedimentary."
After looking at the federal debt, it's obvious the elderly of today have been out of control. Taking away their Social Security and Medicare should fix that right up.
>> they will pay between $500 and $3133.70 for security bugs found in any of their web services,
I just found "About 7,690,000 results (0.33 seconds)" for security bugs in one of their services. Just go ahead and make that check out for an even bazillion and we'll call it good.
We have American pints and British pints; the imperial tone, the short ton, and the tonne; why not have an American kilogram and traditional kilogram as well? That should really simplify things for NASA/EUA coordination.
Slashdot Mirror
But it *was* an accident. A simulated accident, in which monkeys were strapped into the driver's seat of a large van full of Maybelline products, which was then crashed into a stack of Jersey barriers at 60 mph, to test the durability of an iPhone in the glove box. After that the monkeys were used for stem cell experiments.
Baby Jesus is just begging to take a ride on a freight train.
Call me when it uses *less* power than a regular fridge.
>> Cats sort of get by just by being cute and not having to contribute anything else.
I think we could all name a few co-workers who employ this same strategy.
>> A child with hope and enthusiasm and the belief that anything is possible
Don't worry, shortly the traumas adolescence will crush his spirit.
>> why tablets have never taken off in business
No cupholders.
>> embarrassment of missing meetings due to being detained and missing flights
As disgusting as this whole episode is, the detention probably works for him, rather than against him. I didn't know this guy's name until a few days ago. Additionally, how many people do you know who are such security studballs that the whole US Government is out to intercept them at every turn?
It's a Yoda Jedi costume.
And yes, hot it gets.
So you're saying that the chicken crossed the road to keep from disrupting the space-time continuum and ending the universe as we know it?
As long as they are selling ads, they don't care if you use it.
The correct phrase to help banish phone books is "I found your business online".
>> There is the odd word here and there that I can't quite make out.
They put the word "penis" in a bunch of times to see if the grader actually read it all.
If they had been named turds, rather than cookies, people might use and accept them a little less casually. From now on that's how I'm referring to them.
Could you summarize the headline for me? All I got was something about Tetris.
>> Size does not matter. Clearing its path matters.
That's what she said.
Or something...
According to the CPI $741.66 in December of 1976 is the equivalent of $2784.92 today.
"Sherlock, we could find a place to put the blame if only we knew what kind of rock they were drilling through."
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson, sedimentary."
At least he's not fondling your balls.
>> discovered that setting fire to the trees produces an even more luminous glow*
*Patent Pending
After looking at the federal debt, it's obvious the elderly of today have been out of control. Taking away their Social Security and Medicare should fix that right up.
>> I agree, only the poor and dumb should reproduce on a massive scale.
Don't forget religious.
>> They want to see which ad jumps into your mind first.
I most clearly remember the one where the skinheads give the marketing exec a blanket party. I really liked that one.
In my opinion, class action lawyers as a group are the Mos Eisley of the legal universe.
>> they will pay between $500 and $3133.70 for security bugs found in any of their web services,
I just found "About 7,690,000 results (0.33 seconds)" for security bugs in one of their services. Just go ahead and make that check out for an even bazillion and we'll call it good.
We have American pints and British pints; the imperial tone, the short ton, and the tonne; why not have an American kilogram and traditional kilogram as well? That should really simplify things for NASA/EUA coordination.
Dear Judge,
Thanks for that, but will you please type slower, since I don't read so fast no more neither.
Hugs and Kisses, The Defendant