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  1. Re:I for one on Possible Issues With the P != NP Proof · · Score: 1

    It's not that hard; try to stay with me:

    P != NP
    NP has an N in it
    So it's not the same as P
    P != NP
    QEDuh!

    If you need any help with any other math stuff, just let me know.

  2. Re:I for one on Possible Issues With the P != NP Proof · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's not that hard, just try to stay with me...

    P != NP
    NP has an N in it
    So it's not the same as P
    P != NP
    QEDuh!

    If you need any help with any other math stuff, just let me know.

  3. Re:Without any evidence? on Online Forum Speeding Boast Leads To Conviction · · Score: 1

    >> Admitting your crimes on the internet are no different than admitting them in real life.

    Ok, ok, I admit it. I invented the original Microsoft OS. I did it, and I meant to do it, and I'd do it again!

    (Can I have my billions now please?)

  4. Re:Throwback? on The Brain's Secret For Sleeping Like a Log · · Score: 1

    >> when in history/prehistory would sleeping like a log have been advantageous?

    In the forest, where you could blend in with all the other real logs. Duh.

  5. Re:Jailbreakme on Flash Ported To iOS and iPhone 4 · · Score: 1

    Yes, if you jailbreak the phone, its antenna stops working.

  6. Re:They still mail CDs ?? on Is AOL Finally Crashing and Burning? · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> I used them as coasters.

    Yeah, they fit perfectly in the cupholder on my machine.

  7. Re:silent, or totally invisible on Like Google's Chrome, Mozilla To Silently Update Firefox 4 · · Score: 2, Informative

    >> has been ignoring the update suggestions forever

    If fewer updates broke things, people would be more inclined to update (not just Firefox, but software in general).

  8. Re:Mind-numbing computational outsourcing on 5 Trillion Digits of Pi — a New World Record · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The same way the robots know they've finished calculating Pi.

  9. Re:Mind-numbing computational outsourcing on 5 Trillion Digits of Pi — a New World Record · · Score: 1

    Their revenge will be to make us write until we've bested Hamlet.

  10. Re:Realism will never be allowed on How Will Contemporary War Games Affect Veterans? · · Score: 1

    >> There will never be children in a warzone, either as refugees or inhabitants. There will never be veiled and burqa'd women with suicide vests approaching soldiers at checkpoints. There will never be entire rows of houses filled with the dead, some still frozen in place with food in their hands, killed by cyanide gas bombs.

    Perhaps there should be. It might change the way the next generation thinks about such possibilities and realities.

  11. Re: Let me tell you... on Barnes and Noble Bookstore Chain Put In Play · · Score: 1

    It Canadian Christmas, which comes in September. Just because this site is in English, it doesn't mean that you can call the United States, "America" you know. Geeze, some people!

  12. Re:entrenched people don't like new. on Filmmakers Resisting Hollywood's 3-D Push · · Score: 1

    >> There is no reason why 3-D can't be a good thing.

    I'm holding out for a 4-D film.

  13. Standardization? on Sun Founders' Push For Open Source Education · · Score: 0, Troll

    >> Ten plus 10 has been 20 for a long time,' McNealy quips

    Nonetheless, Mississippi is going to complain if a standardized math textbook doesn't include information about Jesus riding a Brontosaurus.

  14. In the movies... on 'I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!' v2.0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    A octogenarian 007 would probably deal with this by attaching the device to a friendly dog, and going about his geriatric super-spy business.

  15. Re:Customer service on Valve Apologizes For 12,000 Erroneous Anti-Cheating Bans · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let her choose the cheetos or beer then.

  16. Re:Zombie Flash Cookies on Lawsuit Hits Companies Using 'Zombie' Flash Cookies · · Score: 1

    And there's some aspect of this experience that doesn't sound both tasty and exhilarating?

  17. Zombie Flash Cookies on Lawsuit Hits Companies Using 'Zombie' Flash Cookies · · Score: 3, Funny

    Zombie Flash Cookies. I'm sure they're bad for you, but you have to admit they sound like they'd be tasty.

  18. Re:Unintended consequences on Chatroulette To Log IP Addresses, Take Screenshots · · Score: 1

    They should have just named it ChatRussianRoulette, since that's what you're playing each time you connect.

  19. Re:Small slip on Kepler Investigator Says 'Galaxy Is Rich In Earth-Like Planets' · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> I would describe these as Earth-size, not Earth-like.

    Yeah seriously, and even if they have life on any of these "Earth-like" planets, how many have advanced to our level of sophistication? Without pro-wrestling, advanced snack-cake technology, and those "one quick tip to lose weight" ads on the internet, they have most definitely not achieved "Earth-like" status.

  20. Re:Lets wait and see on Why SSDs Won't Replace Hard Drives · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh come on. 640K ought to be enough for anybody.

  21. Re:I think they're right on Southwest Adds 'Mechanical Difficulties' To Act Of God List · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Statistics should be considered an "Act of God".

    So should arriving on time with all you luggage intact.

  22. Re:Figures on Last Roll of Kodachrome Processed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't answer that!

  23. Re:Figures on Last Roll of Kodachrome Processed · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> sharing would be trivial and space requirements would be almost nil.

    Plus, where the heck can you get slides of gay amputee midget Star Wars porn?

  24. Re:Yeah. on Warships May Get Lasers For Close-In Defense · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> And what if it's a cloudy day?

    Crank up Dark Side of the Moon and spark one?

  25. Simpler on Passwords That Are Simple — and Safe(?) · · Score: 1

    t*m1Lv!^88o%wYc5#pq9-eb7+n? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.