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Filmmakers Resisting Hollywood's 3-D Push

gollum123 passes along a piece from the NY Times on the building resistance to Hollywood's 3-D plans — from filmmakers. "A joke making the rounds online involves a pair of red and green glasses and some blurry letters that say, 'If you can’t make it good, make it 3-D.' While Hollywood rushes dozens of 3-D movies to the screen — nearly 60 are planned in the next two years, including 'Saw VII' and 'Mars Needs Moms!' — a rebellion among some filmmakers and viewers has been complicating the industry’s jump into the third dimension. Several influential directors took surprisingly public potshots at the 3-D boom during the recent Comic-Con... Behind the scenes..., filmmakers have begun to resist production executives eager for 3-D sales. For reasons both aesthetic and practical, some directors often do not want to convert a film to 3-D or go to the trouble and expense of shooting with 3-D cameras, which are still relatively untested on big movies with complex stunts and locations. Tickets for 3-D films carry a $3 to $5 premium, and industry executives roughly estimate that 3-D pictures average an extra 20 percent at the box office. Filmmakers like Mr. Whedon and Mr. Abrams argue that 3-D technology does little to enhance a cinematic story, while adding a lot of bother."

521 comments

  1. FX always trump story. by sconeu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just ask Jar-Jar Binks.

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    1. Re:FX always trump story. by IMightB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know right? Like OMG, I can't wait to see Step It Up 3D. I hear it's like hella awesome!

    2. Re:FX always trump story. by DJRumpy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Jar Jar wasn't a triumph. He was almost unilaterally hated in the franchise with actual 'hate jar jar' fan sites dedicated to the topic. I wouldn't hold him up as an good example.

      When it comes to FX, I would look more to something like Star Trek the Motion Picture. Big on visuals (for it's time) and technical achievements, but lacking in story.

      FX done right would be more along the lines of Golem in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Great visuals and a great character to drive him.

      The only thing I take issue with is that they imply that 3D doesn't add anything to the experience. Done properly, it can. Used improperly, it can simply be a crutch for a bad movie, but that doesn't mean that it can't be done right and add to the story. I would imagine the same arguments took place about technicolor, yet here we are...

      We see the world in 3D just as we see it in color. It is a natural progression.

    3. Re:FX always trump story. by modecx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget the thought provoking cinematic masterpiece that is Piranha 3D.

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    4. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and Inception and Avatar and District 9 and the matrix and ironman and terminator and spiderman etc..
      You know you love it.

    5. Re:FX always trump story. by cruff · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You missed the sarcasm of the OP.

    6. Re:FX always trump story. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Jar Jar wasn't a triumph. He was almost unilaterally hated in the franchise with actual 'hate jar jar' fan sites dedicated to the topic. I wouldn't hold him up as an good example.

      Wrong. Just because lots of people hated him doesn't mean he wasn't successful. George Lucas made tons and tons of money with the prequels, even though they were all horrifically bad movies (but with great FX). So even though lots of people hated them (and Jar Jar), obviously lots more people loved them enough to shell out for tickets, books, toys, and various other merchandise.

      The Star Wars prequels are the poster child for movies that make tons of money on FX alone, with the rest of the movie being total crap. The key is the audience: children who can't recognize crap for what it is, and are only interested in effects.

      When it comes to FX, I would look more to something like Star Trek the Motion Picture. Big on visuals (for it's time) and technical achievements, but lacking in story.

      Yes, and there we see a big difference with the Star Wars prequels: the audience. ST:TMP was not a movie for young children, it was aimed at adults. So the lack of story hurt it badly and it flopped.

      You can easily make tons of money with a movie that's complete garbage and has great FX, you just have to market it to young children who are too dumb to tell the difference, and who have parents willing to buy them whatever they want.

    7. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you would have done better if your username was "OverMyHeadGuy"

    8. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a huge dripping 12 inch erection from reading this comment, and as soon as I've finished posting this, I intend to give it a sound thrashing.

      Is this wrong?

    9. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't sarcasm. Read the subject line with the content.

      "FX always trump story. Just ask Jar-Jar Binks."

      Jar-Jar didn't contribute to the story at all. He was simply there as a bit of humor (unneeded, failed) and "look what we can do" FX.

      Or maybe I'm totally mistaken and Jar-jar is really in there because George Lucas has some seriously twisted fetish about long-snouted, Rastafarian aliens with prehensile tongues.

    10. Re:FX always trump story. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Blockbusters" will always be the equivalent of fast food. Made as cheap as possible, trying to be flashy to get as many people in and out the door.

      If you want stuff with a story, you're going to have to find stuff that was either limited release or maybe didn't even make it to the states. Look at what has won Sundance or Cannes, usually movies with good stories and not enough $$ for big effects.

      Apple trailers usually has trailers for independent films as well.

      You may have to resort to "piracy" to find some of it too. On a whim I grabbed and watched The Man from Earth. it was everything Hollywood was not. A story, thought provoking, almost everything was shot in a single house, NO Fx.

      The guy that made it even thanked pirates for raising his movie's profile.. I sent the guy $20 over paypal and I know that there wasn't any hollywood accounting keeping it from him either.

      Heck, not all Documentaries are super politically slanted or as boring as the stuff you sat through in grade school. 420 The Movie and Bigger Stronger Faster, Food, Inc, and The Corporation were all entertaining AND thought provoking.

    11. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3D will never trump 2D until I can view giant 3D tits bouncing up and down only an inch away. Or, for the ladies, a huge 3D c-

      (Sorry, the real life experience doesn't beat 30' boobs.)

    12. Re:FX always trump story. by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Yes; it's most likely a blatant lie.

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    13. Re:FX always trump story. by srodden · · Score: 1

      I read the Jar Jar comment as being facetious :-)

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    14. Re:FX always trump story. by thewb005 · · Score: 1

      YES! Starwars in 3D would be awesome. I think just releasing it on 3D BluRay would justify the purchase of a 3D TV.

    15. Re:FX always trump story. by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      Funny, Lucas himself said exactly the opposite in 1977.

    16. Re:FX always trump story. by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      You believe that Jar Jar is what made Star Wars sell? Irregardless of the abomination known as Jar Jar, I believe it sold well not due to the FX, but also for the story. It had a huge following and the story had been deeply ingrained into modern culture. Unlike 'Piranha' and other recent tripe, this story has depth, regardless of it's flaws (acting, directing, and Jar Jar).

      Jar Jar didn't make Episode 1 a success (and make no mistake, it was with over a billion in revenue and a cost of 280 million to make). The story, it's fans, and the fact that it is a part of modern culture did make it a win, no Jar Jar.

    17. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      obviously lots more people loved them

      Wrong. People paying to see a movie has nothing to do with them loving it. They obviously can't love the movie before seeing it, while it's more likely they'll like it once they made the step of paying for it.

      We have to face the fact that a majority of people go to see a movie having been convinced it's good because it's being talked about all over and all their friends have seen it or are going to. Then group dynamics set in. Most will "like" it, because they know most have seen it and like it. A few will make a point of not liking it and coming up with a few points they didn't like, but not because they care either way.

      People watching a movie because they tried to neutrally assess its "quality" before, and still have an open enough mind to leave the theatre with a (potentially changed) informed opinion, judging the movie on its merits are few and etc.

      I lost my train of thought here a little, but I trust you know where I was getting.

    18. Re:FX always trump story. by L0rdJedi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Jar Jar wasn't a triumph. He was almost unilaterally hated in the franchise with actual 'hate jar jar' fan sites dedicated to the topic. I wouldn't hold him up as an good example.

      Wrong. Just because lots of people hated him doesn't mean he wasn't successful.

      If you rate success based on the amount of money a movie makes, then you'd be right. If, however, success is rated not only on how much a movie makes but also it's staying power, you'd be dead wrong. Ask the kids that saw Episode 1 how they feel about it today (they're 17-20 years old today) and you will universally hear "OMG, I can't believe I ever liked that crap!"

      No matter how well Jar Jar did to draw in the 10 and under crowd, his character, and the prequels with him, are now universally hated.

      So the prequels made a lot of money, but they have no staying power. Those same kids are still enjoying the original trilogy along with their parents.

      "A special effect without a story isn't much of anything" - George Lucas, circa 1980. I got the quote partially wrong, but the general idea is there and he did say something to that effect on a making of video.

    19. Re:FX always trump story. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've got to be kidding. The "story" in the prequels was nothing special (and the midichlorians thing was just retarded), and was completely overshadowed by the horrific "acting", script, dialogue, and direction.

      The movies made a lot of money solely because little kids liked the lame story, they liked Jar-Jar, and they liked all the nice FX, and they liked all the toys they could get their parents to buy, and all the happy meals and other associated merchandise.

    20. Re:FX always trump story. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Wrong again. Yes, some people will go see a movie and then hate it, but they won't go back to see it several times. Moreover, many people wait until some positive reviews come out before they spend their cash and time on a movie, or they ask their friends how it was. Ep.1 made tons of money, and it wasn't all from people who saw it once and hated it.

      Remember "Gigli"? That movie completely bombed. Not only were the reviews bad, but viewers were apparently texting their friends from the theaters telling them not to watch it, which brought complaints from movie executives and a Slashdot article.

      Movies don't make tons of money unless a lot of people like them. They'll make a little off the suckers who see it on opening night without reading any reviews, but that's about it, and that's not enough for a big profit. Ep.1 obviously had enough people who liked it to make $1 billion, according to another poster here, far more than it cost to make. I'm sure it's sold plenty of DVDs too, something else that unpopular movies generally don't do.

    21. Re:FX always trump story. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If you rate success based on the amount of money a movie makes, then you'd be right.

      That's exactly how I rate success, and I imagine that's how Mr. Lucas rates it too, as he laughs his way to the bank.

      No matter how well Jar Jar did to draw in the 10 and under crowd, his character, and the prequels with him, are now universally hated.

      That may be, but Mr. Lucas certainly made a lot of money from them.

    22. Re:FX always trump story. by Hadlock · · Score: 2, Informative

      You must not have an arthouse theater in your town. Go find one. There are lots of good movies being made here in the USA and released in theaters all around the nation. 2002-2008 was a huge boom era, but there are still independent films that lean heavily on their story and lack of special effects, made from that boom era but stuck in post production and being put into theaters even now.

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    23. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *whoosh*

    24. Re:FX always trump story. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Movies were always about the gimmick. Back in the black and white silent moving pictures film. They wern't great films most of them were crap. However people went to them to see moving pictures. Then they started to go to the talkies, then color, then with better picture and sound. They had 3D for a bit but the 2 colors messed up the experience. So they went for more effects. Now today with the average Joe having a 57 inch tv with surround sound. 3D is the best way to get people to the movies. The good movies, people wait for DVD

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    25. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want stuff with a story, you're going to have to find stuff that was either limited release or maybe didn't even make it to the states.

      No, you're not going to have to do that. "Blockbuster" and "stuff with a story" are not in any way mutually exclusive, or even at odds with one another.

    26. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We see the world in 3D just as we see it in color. It is a natural progression.

      We see the world with eyeballs angled towards a single point on the focal plane.
      That's not what current 3D technology provides, in which eyes angle towards separate points on the focal plane.
      Human eyes and brain can tolerate some mismatch.
      Too much out of alignment, and it looks wrong.
      A little less out of alignment, it looks ok but is physically uncomfortable after a short period of time.
      Only within a narrow range is it both approximately natural and comfortable.

    27. Re:FX always trump story. by Draek · · Score: 1

      We also use our sense of smell in the real world, but we all know how *that* turned out.

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    28. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may have to resort to "piracy" to find some of it too. On a whim I grabbed and watched The Man from Earth. [imdb.com] it was everything Hollywood was not. A story, thought provoking, almost everything was shot in a single house, NO Fx.

      Not in this (or most) cases, unless you live outside the US. TMfE is available on streaming and blu-ray at Netflix. Ditto for the documentaries you listed, except for 420, which I have no idea how to even search for -- anywhere.

    29. Re:FX always trump story. by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      It is a meta-woosh, in fact: he is responding to someone who is explaining to someone that sarcasm was missed!

    30. Re:FX always trump story. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Just because lots of people hated him doesn't mean he wasn't successful. George Lucas made tons and tons of money with the prequels, even though they were all horrifically bad movies

      Post Jar Jar, ergo propter Jar Jar.

      Who's to say Loocrass wouldn't have made even more without him?

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    31. Re:FX always trump story. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      I meant The Union: The Business Behind Getting High. I think 420 is one that hasn't been released yet.

    32. Re:FX always trump story. by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sarcasm is easier to detect in 3D.

    33. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sat through The Corporation at grade school. It was entertaining and through-provoking.

    34. Re:FX always trump story. by dangitman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Blockbusters" will always be the equivalent of fast food. Made as cheap as possible

      Say what? Blockbusters usually have the highest budgets of all films.

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    35. Re:FX always trump story. by dangitman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You must not have an arthouse theater in your town. Go find one. There are lots of good movies being made

      There really aren't that many good movies being made, especially not "arthouse" ones. The best filmic work being done today is on HBO with long-form dramatic TV series. They beat the hell out of anything the cinema has to offer today.

      The fact that you use the word "arthouse" as a substitute for "good films" is kind of funny. Among cinephiles and film critics, the term has been used derisively for years now. If a film is labeled "arthouse" then you can predict with almost 100% certainty that it's not a good film. It's most likely a film that has been shot pretentiously to appear profound and arty, but doesn't actually have a lot of substance. It's pretty much the flip-side of the shallow effects-driven film, where the "indie" aesthetic and posturing is more important than making a good film.

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    36. Re:FX always trump story. by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      The best filmic work being done today is on HBO with long-form dramatic TV series. They beat the hell out of anything the cinema has to offer today.

      You are probably making wrong choices about what movies you watch...

    37. Re:FX always trump story. by s4nt · · Score: 1

      +1 on "The man from earth"

      Excellent movie.

    38. Re:FX always trump story. by VendettaMF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lucas also gave thumbs up to Ewoks, Jar-Jar and the prequels.
      His opinions no longer carry weight.

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    39. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Say what? Blockbusters usually have the highest budgets of all films.

      Cost per viewer? Cost per paying viewer? "cheap" is an adjective that applies to how something is made not always how much it costs. "I am rich" was a cheap iPhone app (cost: $999 for a glowing gem or something). Imagine, "we can develope or buy a good story with quality writers ($$$$$) or fuck the story and just 3D the sucker!". You see, if "writers" is not deemed important to the bottom line, that cost gets "cheapened" as the FX budget skyrockets. You can say it is a cheaply made piece of shit because - in a very real sense - it is.

    40. Re:FX always trump story. by Evtim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What was the story of the old ones....let me quote Lucas himself - He was looking for the most common story in all cultures and was consulting scientist dealing with world mythology daily. So he showed us the oldest story in the world - a hero, coming of age; evil father; damsel in distress; old wise hermit; mythic force. How original!!

      Lucas never wrote good dialog. It is a mercy that he gave 5 and 6 to other directors. If you can exercise supreme discipline and watch the old ones like you have never seen them before you will not find them interesting at all. I mean, the special effects of the original trilogy are laughable, but for the time they were the best there is. What made the old ones such a phenomenon? The story? The actors? The dialog? No. The vision - that was it, and the special effects.

      As for the midichlorians - I though this is a stroke or genius!! Do you know anything about the mitochondria and its role in the cell? Do you know that there are some indications that the mitochondria was in the beginning a symbiont organism with the proto cells? Man, if there is a "Force" out there in the Universe it must stem from living organisms...

    41. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Blockbusters" will always be the equivalent of fast food. Made as cheap as possible

      Say what? Blockbusters usually have the highest budgets of all films.

      But most of the budget does NOT go to MAKING a blockbuster..

    42. Re:FX always trump story. by stub667 · · Score: 1

      You missed the period 25-30 years ago when we had 3d with polarized glasses, which died as it was just a gimmick. This tech needs a big company wanting to make lots of money pushing it - it needs the hard sell because customers won't actually want it beyond the initial gimmick.

    43. Re:FX always trump story. by Exitar · · Score: 1

      Considering the crappy stories of many blockbusters, one could think that a good screenwriter is more expensive than tons of sfx.

    44. Re:FX always trump story. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      You are probably making wrong choices about what movies you watch...

      Uhh, no. I see a wide variety of films, and I have friends and colleagues who are film critics and theorists, with an exhaustive knowledge of film, PhD and all. They mostly agree with this.

      The truth is that most of the talent is going to places like HBO because the feature film is too limiting a medium.

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    45. Re:FX always trump story. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      How about High School Musical ...4-D!

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    46. Re:FX always trump story. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      We need a 3D animated whoosh symbol.

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    47. Re:FX always trump story. by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 1

      I actually did a doubletake when I saw there was a film out called Space Chimps 3D. It's the sort of concept I'd previously only thought existed in Homer Simpson's most delirious fantasies.

    48. Re:FX always trump story. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The guy that made it even thanked pirates for raising his movie's profile.. I sent the guy $20 over paypal and I know that there wasn't any hollywood accounting keeping it from him either.

      Heretic! Burn the accountant-starving, artist-rewarding, pirate-supporting heretic!
      What memes did I forget? Is ANYONE thinking of the children (of the starved accountants, presumably, as the artist's and pirates seem to have something to support their offspring with)?

      That reminds me to call back that (alleged) journalist who has (allegedly) seen my name on a WikiLeaks contributor list.

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    49. Re:FX always trump story. by natehoy · · Score: 1

      My wife showed me an ad for that in one of the magazines she reads. Ugh.

      Remember, Hollyweird, every time you make a 3D movie, Jeebus kills a kitteh.

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    50. Re:FX always trump story. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      The funny part about Jar-Jar is he was touted as "Ooh! All-CG character!" and now he looks like a TRON Recognizer compared to today's CG. Lucas should have stuck with Muppets. Even the Chadra-fan in the Ep4 cantina scene looks more real.

    51. Re:FX always trump story. by theIsovist · · Score: 1

      Feature film is too limiting of a medium? For the love of god... that's a baseless statement. A feature film is a format. It's usually between 90 and 150 minutes. Even then, they don't have to be. There are films that take far less than 90 minutes, and others that take much longer. It's up to the writer and the director to figure out how to use those minutes wisely. You could argue that the film industry is too restrictive, and I would agree that many major companies aren't willing to take the risks required to allow for freedom. However, this is a problem in television (HBO included) as well.

    52. Re:FX always trump story. by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Crappy movies like this? Saw it as my local "arthouse" cinema when it came out.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downfall_(film)

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    53. Re:FX always trump story. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Feature film is too limiting of a medium? For the love of god... that's a baseless statement.

      I don't think it's baseless.

      There are films that take far less than 90 minutes, and others that take much longer.

      And how many cinemas are going to show films that fall outside of the typical lengths? Aside from the length constraint, there's the way that films are funded based on box office receipts, which is a narrow window of time that favors short-term hype over longevity. And that people must be willing to go out and watch these films in a cinema, rather than in their own space on their own time.

      It's up to the writer and the director to figure out how to use those minutes wisely.

      And they generally aren't doing a very good job of that. That's the whole problem. Feature films aren't really doing much that's exciting or interesting with the time they are allotted. And the limitations on length mean that too many writers for features lazily fall back on formulaic story structures.

      However, this is a problem in television (HBO included) as well.

      Of course, every medium has its limitations, but so far the HBO model is showing that it has far fewer than the feature film model. They are showing things that would never have been approved as cinematic releases.

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    54. Re:FX always trump story. by Aardvark101 · · Score: 1

      There really aren't that many good movies being made, especially not "arthouse" ones. The best filmic work being done today is on HBO with long-form dramatic TV series. They beat the hell out of anything the cinema has to offer today.

      The fact that you use the word "arthouse" as a substitute for "good films" is kind of funny. Among cinephiles and film critics, the term has been used derisively for years now. If a film is labeled "arthouse" then you can predict with almost 100% certainty that it's not a good film. It's most likely a film that has been shot pretentiously to appear profound and arty, but doesn't actually have a lot of substance. It's pretty much the flip-side of the shallow effects-driven film, where the "indie" aesthetic and posturing is more important than making a good film.

      That's hilariously accurate in my opinion.

    55. Re:FX always trump story. by theIsovist · · Score: 1

      And how many cinemas are going to show films that fall outside of the typical lengths?

      Do you really have to ask?

      And the limitations on length mean that too many writers for features lazily fall back on formulaic story structures.

      Until you provide examples, I have no way to refute this. But I would love to, so please indulge me.

      They are showing things that would never have been approved as cinematic releases.

      Please indulge me on this. I highly doubt HBO has come close to the limits of what has been shown on screen.

    56. Re:FX always trump story. by vell0cet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I normally don't get into these discussions but... midichlorians are the single worse plot device in any major movie franchise.

      Yes, I understand the role of mitochondria in human cells. But let's look at this thematically. We're not talking about biology here we're talking about the audience's ability to relate to the characters.

      Yoda gives this description of the Force in Empire: "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."

      This indicates that everyone is connected to the force, that through dedication and faith anyone can become a Jedi. Which is one of the reasons that it's so beloved by people everywhere.

      Once mitichlorians are involved, being connected to the force becomes a matter of heredity. You have to be BORN to be a jedi. It doesn't matter how dedicated, faithful, good, etc you are unless you are born into the right family. And this "master race" of jedi decide who gets to be elite based on biological scans - oh, did I also mention they can steal your children based on this data.

      It also means that Luke was never an underdog farmboy. He was just member of this master race in hiding.

    57. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A copyrighted one

    58. Re:FX always trump story. by vell0cet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would say that Episodes IV, V and VI were liked enough to carry I, II and III. It's not that the prequels were good movies. It's the originals were loved so much that the prequels sponged off their success.

      The prequels are horrible movies.

    59. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't disagree, but my point wasn't that they thought they liked it, but what made them arrive at that conclusion. How little based on the movie and how much based on social and marketing factors it is.

    60. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irregardless of the abomination known as Jar Jar,

      Your post is regardless of the abomination known as "irregardless".

    61. Re:FX always trump story. by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

      Just ask Jar-Jar Binks.

      Jar-Jar in 3D ... the mind reels

    62. Re:FX always trump story. by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

      ... Irregardless..

      So it was with regard?

      You meant "regardless".

    63. Re:FX always trump story. by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Main Entry: irregardless
      Pronunciation: \ir-i-gärd-ls\
      Function: adverb
      Etymology: probably blend of irrespective and regardless
      Date: circa 1912
      nonstandard : regardless
      usage Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that “there is no such word.” There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead.

    64. Re:FX always trump story. by Aphoxema · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just ask Jar-Jar Binks.

      The idle fears always at the fringe of my mind broke free of their self-subjected limitations for the smallest fraction of a moment and overwhelmed my psyche in a blaze of terror, casting my will into an endless pit of despair.

      Please, if you have even the smallest drop of humanity, you will never mention that catastrophe again. Now I can not help but to imagine Star Wars released in 3D with the idiot who shall not be named injected into every second of the movies he was not before.

      Now if you all will excuse me I have to go suck my thumb and piss myself while I desperately attempt to be comforted by a soft pillow and blanket.

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    65. Re:FX always trump story. by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      I know right? Like OMG, I can't wait to see Step It Up 3D. I hear it's like hella awesome!

      I want to see that for the same reason I want to see the Star Wars Christmas special sometime.

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    66. Re:FX always trump story. by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1
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    67. Re:FX always trump story. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      They had 3D for a bit but the 2 colors messed up the experience.

      You've obviously never seen one of the red/green films. I have two on VHS, and they're full color, and although the colors aren't as realistic as the era's 2D movies they're not that bad.

      Movies were always about the gimmick

      If effects trump the story, then why was It's A Wonderful Life so successful? Or The Day The Earth Stood Still? Yes, there were special effects in that movie (kinda hard to do sci-fi without FX), but most of the movie was dialogue.

      Forest Gump? Any Charlie Chaplin film? Any Western?

      Now today with the average Joe having a 57 inch tv with surround sound.

      You have a funny definition of "average". The only person I know with a 57 inch TV is my sister, who's quite well-to-do (they paid over $3k for it 3 or 4 years ago). Hell, most people I know have 36 inch or smaller CRTs.

      3D is the best way to get people to the movies.

      3D is just a gimmick, a fad that comes and goes every generation or two. What gets people to the theater is SCALE. Even a fifty two inch TV is no match for the immersion a theater-sized screen gives.

    68. Re:FX always trump story. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      There really aren't that many good movies being made, especially not "arthouse" ones.

      I suppose there are no good beers being made, especially not "craft beers"?

      While I get your sentiment (pretentiousness always sucks), people who are too good for arthouses, while at the same time pretending to be film lovers, are just demonstrating the opposite extreme (arthouses aren't "good enough"). Arthouse can be something as simple as here in Austin, where we have Alamo Drafthouse...serves food and good beer while being SELECTIVE about the Hollywood films they play. Sure, they had Transformers on a couple screens for a while, but they also keep the lesser grossing good films playing longer than the chain cinemas. They don't play pretentious indy films (except on special screening nights and events), but they still have the feel of an "arthouse".

      Regards,

      ~stu

    69. Re:FX always trump story. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      But "better picture and sound" do make movies better by improving realism. 3D doesn't make the picture or sound better, so it's a gimmick.

      When we saw Avatar in 3D at the Imax, I was more impressed with the sound system than the 3D. We also saw Toy Story 3 in 3D there and the movie and sound were so good that I've completely forgotten that the movie was in 3D.

    70. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even me-sa JarJar sawed joke go WOOSH over yousas head.

    71. Re:FX always trump story. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You guys crack me up. When the prequels were first out everybody on slashdot was slobbering all over them, then somehow they were junk. Same thing with The Matrix. Horrific acting? WTF? Samuel L. Jackson, Christopher Lee, and James Earl Jones are horrific actors? Jesus H. Christ, man, what are you smoking?

      It wasn't kids who made these movies so much money, it was their parents who dragged them to them who saw eps IV-VI in their younger days (me included). Yeah, I went with my daughter to see ep III, but she was 18 years old then.

    72. Re:FX always trump story. by kalirion · · Score: 1

      This indicates that everyone is connected to the force, that through dedication and faith anyone can become a Jedi.

      Um, no for the second part. Never in the history of Star Wars has it been indicated that just anyone can become a Jedi. You pretty much had to be born with it, even if you don't know you have it until its trained. The whole "Obi-Wan: That boy is our last hope. Yoda: No. There is another. " conversation meant that Luke and Leia were the only two people they knew who could learn to wield the force.

    73. Re:FX always trump story. by SheeEttin · · Score: 1

      "Blockbusters" will always be the equivalent of fast food. Made as cheap as possible

      Say what? Blockbusters usually have the highest budgets of all films.

      The two are not mutually exclusive. Surely you've heard of Hollywood accounting...?

    74. Re:FX always trump story. by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      Chronicles of Riddick did this exact same thing. Nope, Vin Diesel isn't some badass, he was just born from a race of badasses who can't help but have glowing eyes, huge muscles, and a chaotic good alignment.

      I actually liked the movie, but that bit came close to ruining it for me.

    75. Re:FX always trump story. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Feature film is too limiting of a medium? For the love of god... that's a baseless statement. A feature film is a format. It's usually between 90 and 150 minutes.

      There are many stories that take far longer to tell properly than 150, or even 240 minutes: Dune, The Lord of the Rings, Roots. I'd hate to see what reducing Breaking Bad to a feature film would do to it.

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    76. Re:FX always trump story. by wickedskaman · · Score: 1

      Man, I just couldn't read this post past the "Irregardless". That... was... awesome!

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    77. Re:FX always trump story. by theIsovist · · Score: 1

      I should have added that it's up to the writer/director to choose what's appropriate for the story. What I'm trying to say is that the bad artist blames his medium, because if the medium doesn't work for their work, then they chose the wrong medium.

      On a side note, I would like to point out that the lord of the rings has been put out in a film form that was (at least according to IMDB) well recieved. It just took a few films.

    78. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too busy emptying your douche bag?

    79. Re:FX always trump story. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You guys crack me up. When the prequels were first out everybody on slashdot was slobbering all over them, then somehow they were junk.

      I don't know about everybody else, but I wasn't slobbering all over them.

      Same thing with The Matrix.

      Huh? The Matrix was a great movie, even with Keanu. He's no great actor, but he did fit that role pretty well. However, the Matrix sequels were terrible. I don't have a link handy to the relevant xkcd comic, but this seems to be the general consensus.

      Horrific acting? WTF? Samuel L. Jackson, Christopher Lee, and James Earl Jones are horrific actors?

      None of these were in Ep.1, and James Earl Jones was only a voice in Episodes 4-6. Was he in Ep.3? Ep.2 was so horrible I never bothered to watch #3. Anyway, Jackson and Lee were OK, but they weren't the stars, the actors playing Anakin were, and they were both terrible. Also, good actors usually rely on good direction. Lucas is probably one of the worst directors out there, because he doesn't care about acting, and just does everything in one take. Bad direction = bad acting, even from otherwise good actors.

    80. Re:FX always trump story. by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      One moooooove, can change the world! (sadly for SIU3D, that move has nothing to do with shitty movies filmed being filmed 3d)

    81. Re:FX always trump story. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh Whaaaa. You sound like that ridiculous whiner David Brin.

      I hate to break this to you, but reality doesn't always fit our views of how the world should be. Some people are born better looking than others. Some people are born smarter than others. Some people are born with perfect looks, perfect health, and a 150 IQ. Such is life, and it's largely genetic. Life's not fair, get over it. Not everyone is capable of bench pressing 500 pounds, play professional baseball, or being a Ph.D physicist.

      Lucas doesn't have to write the story you want.

    82. Re:FX always trump story. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, regardless of how it did so, "irregardless" is working itself into the lexicon.

    83. Re:FX always trump story. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      As I stated before. Early movies were just because they were early movies and the fact that things moved made them popular... You try Charlie Chaplin today you will get a lot of people demanding their money back. And the westerns were just horrible in terms of story.

      Forest Gump was a big effects movie, it was just the fact that their effects were done so well most people didn't notice them, shaking the presidents hand etc...

      For a hundred years now most movies released are bad. They made their money by some sort of gimmick to get them in, wether be a star, or effects. We go back now and only watch the few Gems of the past where there was a good story and acting. Having the rest of the crap rot in their cans. Is 3d here to stay now or not... Who knows. Its technology has gone down enough for small theaters to start implementing them. And big names are starting to use the new technology.

      It will take time for the good cinema to perfect 3d, making it in a way that you are that much more immersed in the movie then looking at the 3d. With perhaps a large pop out for the startel.

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    84. Re:FX always trump story. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      On a side note, I would like to point out that the lord of the rings has been put out in a film form... It just took a few films.

      I'm aware of that, and it illustrates my point. The feature film format, even at four hours long, is insufficient to tell the tale. The format is too limiting. Eleven plus hours long, and it didn't even get to Tom Bombadil, or the scouring of the Shire.

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    85. Re:FX always trump story. by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      Yes, and everybody knows that sonnets or haikus are so limiting that nothing good come out of them.

    86. Re:FX always trump story. by theIsovist · · Score: 1

      Well, if we want to get into this, the trilogy was released as a book. From what I hear, that's the only format that's been able to faithfully capture the story so far.

    87. Re:FX always trump story. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      You're saying that all literature can be shrunk down to a sonnet or a haiku. That's good, because that sure would make "War and Peace" a lot quicker to read.

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    88. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it was pretty well explained in the originals that one's strength with The Force was inherited.

    89. Re:FX always trump story. by Nalgas+D.+Lemur · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ask the kids that saw Episode 1 how they feel about it today (they're 17-20 years old today) and you will universally hear "OMG, I can't believe I ever liked that crap!"

      As much as I wish that were true, that's the exact opposite of what I've heard from most younger people I've talked to. The ones who grew up with the new movies still like the new movies, because that's what they grew up with, and a sizable chunk of them actually prefer them to the originals. Some of them react how you said as they get older, but far from all of them. Maybe not even the majority of them, but I've never actually kept score or anything.

    90. Re:FX always trump story. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      James Earl Jones was only a voice in Episodes 4-6. Was he in Ep.3?

      Well, wikipedia says he was, but I think it's incorrect, as he was the voice of Darth Vader in IV-VI, and Skywalker didn't become the black helmeted Darth Vader until the very end of the movie after Obi-wan cut off his arms and legs and he caught fire. I'd have to look at the ending credits to be sure. I thought I was pretty good, II was OK, III was IMO really good. EPV is the one I really don't care much for, those midgets in bear costumes were hokey as hell. I only have that one on the shelf to complete the collection.

    91. Re:FX always trump story. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You try Charlie Chaplin today you will get a lot of people demanding their money back.

      Art progresses, just as technology does. If someone exactly recreated a burlesque show from the 1920 you'd likely have people demanding their money back for it as well. We don't live in the society that existed then. Hell, we don't even live in the society that existed when I was young.

      And the westerns were just horrible in terms of story.

      Can't argue with you there. And not just stories, either. Clean-shaven unobscene cowboys? Bloodless gunfights? No outhouses?

      Forest Gump was a big effects movie, it was just the fact that their effects were done so well most people didn't notice them, shaking the presidents hand etc...

      That's the point -- it wasn't the novelty of the effects, it was how they were used to tell the story. LOTR was so heavy on effects it couldn't have been well filmed earlier, but what I saw on the screen pretty much matched my memories of what I'd seen in my head reading the books. I waited 30 years for that movie, and it was worth the wait.

      For a hundred years now most movies released are bad.

      Most of everything ever produced is bad; literature, movies, videogames, paintings...

    92. Re:FX always trump story. by HideyoshiJP · · Score: 0

      You know... I've heard that "One move can bring together an entire generation!" That voiceover is the most hilariously overly-dramatized lines I've ever heard. Consequently, I have been uhh... steprolling(?) my friends with that trailer all the time.

    93. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that Episodes IV, V and VI were liked enough to carry I, II and III. It's not that the prequels were good movies. It's the originals were loved so much that the prequels sponged off their success.

      The prequels are horrible movies.

      With editing you can fix the prequels.

      Episode 1:

      Remove jarjar.

      Anakin doesn't accidentally destroy a giant ship.

      Remove the pod race.

      Remove mitocloreon or whatever.

      Episode 2 is more or less in tact. I can't remember what to change.

      Episode 3:

      In my book, if you slaughter little Jedi children you can't turn back to the light side ever. So, Anakin can't murder those kids.

      Leia says in episode 6 she remembers her mother, yet, her mother died in child birth.

      Remove the NOOOOOO at the end with darth vadar.

      I'm sure you can add some. The movies are salvagable, episode 1 needs the most work.

    94. Re:FX always trump story. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Seeing that Blockbuster isn't making any money, and neither do those movies you may be on to something

      Alternatively: Seeing as blockbuster will no longer exist soon, just like those movies, you may be on to something.

      I could go on all day.

    95. Re:FX always trump story. by Vyse+of+Arcadia · · Score: 1

      I generally watch indie films at some guy named Art's house.

    96. Re:FX always trump story. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Do [imdb.com] you [imdb.com] really [imdb.com] have [imdb.com] to [imdb.com] ask? [imdb.com]

      Oh wow, movies in the 200 minute range. How is that outside the "feature film" length window? I'm talking about 20+ hours which is what you get with the long-form TV drama. How many movies have been released at the cinema with that kind of length?

      Until you provide examples, I have no way to refute this. But I would love to, so please indulge me.

      Are you not even remotely familiar with contemporary cinema or TV?

      Please indulge me on this. I highly doubt HBO has come close to the limits of what has been shown on screen.

      See above. Where's your 20+ hour feature film in the cinema?

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    97. Re:FX always trump story. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Crappy movies like this? Saw it as my local "arthouse" cinema when it came out.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downfall_(film) [wikipedia.org]

      That's not an "arthouse" film by any means.

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    98. Re:FX always trump story. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Arthouse can be something as simple as here in Austin, where we have Alamo Drafthouse...serves food and good beer while being SELECTIVE about the Hollywood films they play. Sure, they had Transformers on a couple screens for a while, but they also keep the lesser grossing good films playing longer than the chain cinemas. They don't play pretentious indy films

      So, how is it an "arthouse" cinema? That just sounds like a small independent cinema to me.

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    99. Re:FX always trump story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An Irish movie called "A film with me in it" is definitely worth your time and trouble to locate and watch. See not all ACs are useless

    100. Re:FX always trump story. by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      I thought Chad Vader ran the voice overs in #3? :P

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    101. Re:FX always trump story. by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      If you're someone who's under the age of, like, 20, and says his least favorite film in the series is The Empire Strikes Back because it was "The Most Boringest One"? Then I suggest you shut this review off right now. Before I carefully explain how much of a Fucking Idiot you are.

      So he showed us the oldest story in the world - a hero, coming of age; evil father; damsel in distress; old wise hermit; mythic force. How original!!

      Now I need to explain that I don't think that all movies should be the same, or conform to the same kind of structure, but it works well in certain kind of movies. So unless you're thecoenbrothers-davidlynch-paulthomasanderson-stanleykubrick-alfredhitchcock-larsvontrier-davidcronenberg-gusvansant-quentintarantino-johnwaters-wesanderson-sampeckinpah-terrygilliam-martinscorsese-wernerherzog or Jim Jarmusch, you really shouldn't stray away too far from this kind of formula.

      Especially if you're making a movie that's aimed at children that has a cartoon rabbit in it? That steps in the poopy.

      If you can exercise supreme discipline and watch the old ones like you have never seen them before you will not find them interesting at all.

      Describe this character to your friends like they ain't never seen Star Wars.

      Han Solo..

      Qui-Gon Jinn..

      As for the midichlorians - I though this is a stroke or genius!!

      What's wrong with your faaaaaaace? D:

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    102. Re:FX always trump story. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Yes. Seeing things in three dimensions does nothing to improve realism. Realty looks 2 dimensional. (Are you a cyclops?)

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  2. Finally by radicalpi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, at least someone is making a stand. I really don't understand the push to 3-D. Yes, it's "new" and "exciting" for 7-year olds, but, in my opinion it doesn't add any real value for the rest of us movie-goers. It's just a way to increase ticket prices.

    1. Re:Finally by biryokumaru · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's what I said when they wanted to add sound to pictures! Heresy, I say, heresy!

      Next thing you know, they'll want all the pictures with that no-good technicolor!

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    2. Re:Finally by Walzmyn · · Score: 1

      Exactly. At the bottom of it all a movie is just a medium to tell a story and the 3D B.S. does nothing to enhance that.

    3. Re:Finally by BrianRoach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't have to wear a pair of headphones in the theater to listen to the movie.

    4. Re:Finally by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just like color. Creative new movie makers will use this technology and create some pretty kick ass stuff.

      I thought it added amazing detail and immersion to Avatar; but was useless when tacked on to The Last Air bender.

      heh.

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    5. Re:Finally by suutar · · Score: 1

      3D does nothing inherently to do that, true. Likewise color didn't inherently help with the stories that had been told in black and white. But over time, filmmakers will learn ways to use the new feature to say things they couldn't have said without it. In the meanwhile, gratuitous use of 3D will continue, hopefully not too painfully, until it stops being novel enough to make back the extra costs of filming that way.

    6. Re:Finally by biryokumaru · · Score: 0, Troll

      And I don't have to wear special glasses. What's your point?

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    7. Re:Finally by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      That's what I said when they wanted to add sound to pictures! Heresy, I say, heresy!

      Well, that's funny and all ... but when I came out of Avatar, I had blurry vision and a mild headache for the next two hours.

      I won't be spending my movie-going dollars on 3D, and I sure as hell won't be buying a 3D TV. I'm certainly not willing to pay the extra $$ for the movie if it's not actually going to be significantly enhanced by 3D.

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    8. Re:Finally by radicalpi · · Score: 1

      Sound and quality of the picture both add something to the value of the film. However, 3D doesn't. I'm not just resisting it because it is "new". When I leave the theater, I'm going to remember the movie. The 3D effects are fleeting and won't last past a few minutes afterwards. It doesn't contribute to the story or my experience. If anything, it distracts from the movie. But, ultimately the market will decide. If people enjoy 3D movies and want to pay extra to see movies in 3D, then they will, and 3D movies will continue to be made. Otherwise they won't. You know where I stand on the issue. Let's see where we are in 3 years and if 3D is still as popular and if it has become a staple of modern cinema.

    9. Re:Finally by srodden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Are any of the technologies you cite suitable for use in a cinema environment? The wikipedia article refers to flat panel displays which are much smaller than a cinema screen, lenticular lenses and the like which are very dependent on head and eye position. If not, your argument is undermined by faulty logic :-) Also, I have an astigmatism in my right eye. It doesn't impede me in normal life, it just makes everything a little bit blurry in that eye; my left eye compensates just fine with rare exception. The rare exceptions include any kind of "magic eye" picture which requires balanced stereoscopic vision. No matter how much I try, I just can't see the dolphin jump out of that picture. How well will these technologies work for the substantial percentage of ordinary folk with minor vision impairment?

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    10. Re:Finally by geekoid · · Score: 1

      So if the only way to get stereo sound from a movie was to where headphones, you would opt for mono?

      I seriously doubt that.

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    11. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This, of course, is the real reason most people dislike 3D in its current cinematic form. "I have to wear those stupid glasses".

      Cry more.

    12. Re:Finally by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      People probably -did- say that about sound and color when they first came to movies. If the early iterations were as gimmicky, pointless, poorly done, and marketed half as annoying as 3d is, they DEFINITELY said it.

      Maybe 3d movies will eventually mature, but right now hearing "... IN 3D!!!" is in the same group of quality indicator phrases as "Featuring an AWESOME soundtrack by...." "Direct to DVD", or "Starring Paris Hilton."

    13. Re:Finally by srodden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I voiced two concerns.

      1. That you say you don't have to wear special glasses for 3D and yet you seem to be referencing technologies that are not ready for the big screen.

      2. That I have a minor vision impairment which I fear *may* interfere with such technologies. I never said the tech would not work nor should not be developed. I simply expressed concern that the technology if widely adopted might disadvantage a non-trivial group of potential customers. I believe that the number of cinema-goers globally with imperfect vision are not such a small number as to be totally disregarded.

      Your question ignores the first and seems hostile to the second. It seems that you're saying "you minority folk don't count". That's an attitude we've been trying to get rid of for the last 60 years.

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    14. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As I've yet to attend a 3D movie without them, I say enjoy your fancy theater. For the rest of us it is rather annoying and even more so for my subclass of those who wear regular glasses and thus get headaches from improperly aligned lenses.

    15. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if the only way to get stereo sound from a movie was to where headphones, you would opt for mono?

      Yes! I sit in front of near fields all day, I have a set of Adam S3's as mid field monitors and I work in a treated room. A mono sound track would not in any way impair my viewing of a film. Some of my favourite films have mono soundtracks, some of my favourite albums are mono and I'm endlessly summing badly mixed contempory audio to mono (before adding some of the high pass filtered stereo information back in).

    16. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not just resisting it because it is "new".

      Yea, the 3D movie concept isn't something new. It failed several times already in the past few decades.

    17. Re:Finally by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I hate stereo. It just makes double the cables for little difference in sound. I used to watch everything in mono, and having everything in stereo now just seems pointless.

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    18. Re:Finally by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes. I would. The same way that I opt for the small pair of speakers in my TV because I don't want the hassle and expense of running 7.1 speak around my living room + bedroom + office as well as the hassle and expense of the extra external receivers. for all practical purposes, most TVs ARE mono. Unless you have your face pressed to the screen, the separation between speakers is small enough to not even matter.

      The number of people with more than stereo at home, as well as those with enough separation for the technically 'stereo' audio on their TVs is a small minority. The number of people willing to wear headphones to get stereo sound in their home is close enough to zero to be statistically insignificant. This is with people's primary video source. The place that they watch the most movies.

      So, yes. The people have spoken with their actions. If given the choice between mono and headphones, the vast majority of them choose mono.

    19. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I don't have to wear special glasses. What's your point?

      The point is that autostereoscopy doesn't fucking work in cinemas. Or did your astounding intellect miss that tiny fact?

    20. Re:Finally by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Wrong, but don't feel bad you aren't the only person to misjudge future technology.

      "The cinema is an invention without a future" - Louis Lumière (inventor of the motion picture)

    21. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand Paris's first direct to DVD film did fairly well.

    22. Re:Finally by 1+a+bee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Similar thoughts here. And we're clearly not alone. Here's how a friend puts it in his blog:

      .. do we give up anything when we switch to this 3D medium? I wonder. Quite a lot, I imagine. For the traditional motion picture is less of a technology than it is of a language, an art form, cultivated over generations. Much of that language is a play on the medium's limitations. The composition of the picture, think of golden ratios, for example, is only realized against the bounds defined by the edges of the screen. Moreover, as our minds have become more introspective, more self-reflective, we have developed a more self-aware narrative, the camera behind the camera, the eye that sees the eye that's seeing. A meta language that describes itself and sees its reflection. A way of thought that cherishes its ability to step back and see itself--in a sense, an ability to step out of an immersing experience, the opposite of immersion. (It's this cultivated mental ability that makes the sports bar possible.).. [more here]

    23. Re:Finally by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It does add value... Sometimes. 3D isn't going to improve movies like "the Shawshank redemption" or "Snatched", but it may add a lot to other movies that rely more on special effects, or are more demanding in suspension of disbelief. I say "may" because it's very hard to do well. And 3D doesn't work equally well on everyone's eyes.

      Take "Avatar". Disregard for a moment the literary qualities of this "Pocahontas in space"... 3D did work exceptionally well in this movie, greatly increasing immersion into the make-believe world of Pandora. Not all movies need that, and many movies would be made worse by distracting 3D, but to movies like this, it certainly adds value. I'd pay extra to go see a movie like this in 3D again. Would I pay extra for 3D versions of Terminator 2, Dune, Blade Runner, Aliens, or Lord of the Rings? Yes I would. But I would not for 3D Titanic, the Big Lebowski, Shrek, and so on. And I would probably give a 3d-ified version of any 2d movie a miss. 3d is hard to get right, and I do kind of fear a push of just that: old movies with some poor 3d effects added on

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    24. Re:Finally by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, they're making the wrong stand. 3D is only a gimmick if you make it gimmicky. Just like color. And motion, for that matter.

      Now that full-color 3D is practically mature, it's only a matter of time before we get over the "It's 3D! See how 3D it is, I'm putting my finger in your eye!" phase, you're going to start seeing films where the 3D just brings you all the more into the story. Avatar, for instance, was one of the first to hold back on the "It's 3D!"isms and just show a great film with a great story. (With an admittedly poorly thought out moral about white man being superior to natives or something...)

      I'll get off your lawn now.

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    25. Re:Finally by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      It had an AWESOME soundtrack!

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    26. Re:Finally by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      So if the only way to get stereo sound from a movie was to where[sic] headphones,

      It isn't.

      you would opt for mono?

      Since the condition isn't true, this is a moot (or at least partially mute) point.

      In summary: your analogy fails it large.

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    27. Re:Finally by TheCycoONE · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have astigmatism too but it's easily corrected with glasses or contacts. If you don't already have a set you should probably get some. In my case it helped a lot with headaches and depth perception I didn't even realize I was lacking before.

    28. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I understand Avatar was shot in 3D instead of converted to 3D like a lot of 3D films.

    29. Re:Finally by srodden · · Score: 1

      My astigmatism is in the retina. Apparently it could've been corrected had I been given glasses as a child but now as an adult it's not correctable. I do wear glasses which compensates slightly but it's far from perfect.

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    30. Re:Finally by Rary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's what I said when they wanted to add sound to pictures! Heresy, I say, heresy!

      Next thing you know, they'll want all the pictures with that no-good technicolor!

      Adding sound took the experience to a whole new level. Adding colour didn't do as much, but it brought a new level of realism. Adding 3D... well, there seems to be a diminishing returns sort of thing happening, because it's just not adding nearly as much. Hell, the fact that people still make movies in black and white shows that even colour was a relatively unnecessary enhancement.

      Personally I have nothing against 3D movies, and I'm sure that in some cases the 3D makes the movie a tiny bit better. But ultimately, any movie that I will enjoy in 3D, I'll also enjoy in 2D, and any movie I won't enjoy in 2D, I also won't enjoy in 3D.

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    31. Re:Finally by tsa · · Score: 1

      The soundtrack is an EPIC WIN!

      There, FTFY.

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    32. Re:Finally by black3d · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hey troll, why ignore the fact that autostereoscopy doesn't work in a cinema? In fact, it doesn't work past more than a few inches from the screen. Those systems which do work more than a few inches away ustilise eye-tracking to always point the image at the user (which, with less than 15 degrees to work with) then fails with more than 1 person watching) - and even so works only to a few feet away. Even the WOWvx system can only be used up to a few feet away due to needing to be close enough to actually register the independent depthmap colors in order to see the "effect".

      Short of holography (or any other projection actually occupying three dimensions in real space), autostereoscopy will never, EVER, work in a cinema. You will always need glasses. You're trolling for the sake of trolling. It's quite unpleasant, and you don't come across as nearly as clever as you think you do. In fact, you prove you actually know less about the topic that those replying.

      As cinematic 3D projection will always require viewing glasses, I will never support any movie which forces its viewers to take this route.

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    33. Re:Finally by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, at least someone is making a stand. I really don't understand the push to 3-D. Yes, it's "new" and "exciting" for 7-year olds, but, in my opinion it doesn't add any real value for the rest of us movie-goers. It's just a way to increase ticket prices.

      I'm sure at one time the same was said about CGI, color, animation, sound, 2D projection, and uhh.. the stage, if you want to go back a ways.

      In case you weren't aware and/or your opinion is not even based on personal experience - filming for 3D encourages creative use of depth of field. You will benefit from this trend even if you watch a 3D movie in 2D, or even if the film was not shot with 3D cameras. Unless you prefer scenes to be as flat as possible, then I'm out of ideas.

      Here, a picture says a thousand words.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depth_of_field

      Go watch Despicable Me in 2D. There is the obligatory roller coaster scene, I know.. but there are also plenty of scenes with an incredible sense of vastness that you don't need to literally see in 3D to appreciate. I doubt filmmakers would spend much time on those if it were not even possible to fully visualize them.

      Think of the beautiful pictures we can compose with color that wouldn't be very special without. Scenes from a garden maybe? If you reject 3D, what else might you be missing?

      This says it better
      http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn19247-innovation-mastering-the-art-of-3d-filmmaking.html

      Some conventions are unlikely to survive a transition from 2D to 3D filming. One is a tendency for cinematographers to use a shallow depth of field to ensure that only characters and objects at a certain depth in the scene are in focus, so guiding the audience's attention.

      Objects at all depths, within reason, should be in focus in 3D films, as is the case in the real world - so movie-makers need to use different techniques to guide the audience's attention in three dimensions.

      Stage plays already provide a solution through the careful use of lighting - an effect likely to be adopted in 3D film-making. So just as the talkies gave way to a period of film noir, perhaps this latest cinematographic innovation will give rise to a whole new wave of moodily lit movies.

    34. Re:Finally by SEE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Avatar, for instance, was one of the first to hold back on the "It's 3D!"isms and just show a great film with a great story.

      "Dial M for Murder" debuted in 3D. Shortly thereafter, people stopped doing 3D, because it was a fad that ran its course, not adding enough to the movie experience to be worth the hassle once the novelty wore off.

      After fifty years, it was novel again. And now it's going to wear off, and then it'll go away again.

    35. Re:Finally by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 3d is inevitable, I agree. I also think that's a Good Think(tm). It's increased verisimilitude. Of COURSE all movies will be in 3d, sooner or later.

      That doesn't necessarily mean that the technology is ready. The requirement to wear glasses is a bother, and there's no non-glasses technology that will be ready anytime soon for theaters. Hollywood's crappy post-production 3d 'conversion' is just making it worse, making '3d' synonymous with 'ugly looking, headache inducing'. But Avatar, complaints about the story aside, LOOKED beautiful. I have a feeling 3d is here to stay, this time... but it'll probably be at least a decade before most films are produced in 3d.

    36. Re:Finally by LS · · Score: 1

      There are no movie theaters with Autostereoscopic screens. What's your point?

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    37. Re:Finally by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 1

      Sound generally doesn't give me a headache, unlike 3-D.

    38. Re:Finally by nine-times · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People keep comparing 3D to adding sound to silent movies or color to black&white, but that doesn't seem like a fair comparison. When I watch a silent movie, I don't have sound. When I watch a black and white movie, I don't have color. When I watch a 2D movie, I still perceive depth. I don't perceive it was intensely as when watching a 3D movie, but it's there. I can tell what objects in the frame are closer, and which are farther away. The truth is that we use many different cues to determine depth, and stereoscopic vision is just one of them. So a "2D" movie actually contains lots of different visual cues about 3D space, and adding stereoscopic vision only adds one more cue. It's still lacking other cues, such as real parallax.

      If I were to compare the new 3D technology to something, it would be the move from stereo sound to surround sound. A decade or two ago, everyone was talking about Dolby surround sound, and you'd hear lots of conversations after a movie where someone would say "Did you notice that part where, in the middle of the gunfight, you could hear a gunshot coming from behind you! That was so awesome."

      And sure, most theaters have surround sound now, and some people put a lot of time and money into their home theater surround sound system. And sure, it adds something to the experience of watching the movie. But really, when you get down to it? Meh, no big deal. I bet you could release a big-budget action movie mixed for stereo only, and very few people would know the difference.

    39. Re:Finally by Cylix · · Score: 1

      I hope you are correct.

      The current 3D technology gives me nasty headaches.

      I suppose I'll have to stop watching movies at some point if you are incorrect.

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    40. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to be a stereotypical /.er, but i watch most of my movies on my computer. and yes I do have stereo speakers for my pc.

    41. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I listen to TV with headphones... but that is in the office, so I don't piss everyone else off.

    42. Re:Finally by Lord+Lode · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Uh I've seen a 3D movie not needing glasses in a cinema room in a museum once, in Berlin I think. I think it worked with lasers and rotating mirrors.

    43. Re:Finally by umghhh · · Score: 1

      Well there is a huge difference between no sound/sound and no color/color, 2d/3d on the other hand does not appeal to me this much as it does not add muchnew value but costs considerable more. OC I realize there is not much that you could do against it - it will be done anyway but I stopped going to the BSwood movies long time ago and I do not see how one more D is going to change that.

    44. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real holograms don't actually project into 3D space though. You're thinking of sci-fi holograms like in Star Wars ("Help me Obiwan, you're my only hope!"). Impossible in reality.

      Holograms work by the same principle as the 3D TVs; the picture that you see depends on the viewing angle. A single hologram contains a huge number of distinct images, each viewable from a slightly different angle, thus giving the illusion of 3D by providing different images to each eye. Even if the hologram is being projected onto a screen.

    45. Re:Finally by natehoy · · Score: 1

      For home, I agree. I have a cheap 4.1 computer speaker system with a sub, but I tend to play it in stereo and my speakers are separated by about 6 feet, so I don't get a great deal of stereo effect. I wouldn't miss stereo if I had to set the system up in mono (and frankly for the most part don't miss the stereo audio when I watch older mono shows).

      However...

      When I go to a theater, my $10+ needs to include some money spent to set up the audio system with something approaching competence. That's why I go to the theater. They have a ginormous screen with good clarity and a properly-equipped sound system.

      The theater is for movies I really want to see in full-on glory and be deafened by. They have equipment I'm not about to buy at home. For home, I have a 24" monitor on my computer and a set of 4 3" speakers and a small sub.

      That's why effects films do well at the theater. When that cow went by in "Twister", you could hear the "Moooooo..." drift by at the same time, perfectly in sync with the video. The movie itself sucked big time, but it was a sufficient vehicle to carry well-executed, usually ridiculously improbable special effects, which includes audio.

      I'd never, ever bother watching "Twister" at home. I don't have the equipment to take advantage of the one thing the film does have.

      But if I went to a theater to watch it, and all they had was a mono speaker setup, I'd never set foot in that theater to watch an effects film ever again. And that's all I go to mainstream theaters to see. "Story films" like "Pirate Radio" are best watched at the local artsy-fartsy theater that I love dearly, or at home. The equipment (and prices!) at the mainstream theater are severe overkill for a story film.

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    46. Re:Finally by Domint · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, Depth of Field points out one of the big *flaws* in 3D cinema. Try focusing on something blurred in the background of the shot. Can't do it, even though your eye really, really wants to. Not sure about others, but that sure gives me a bit of eye-strain.

    47. Re:Finally by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      Well, at least someone is making a stand. I really don't understand the push to 3-D. (...) It's just a way to increase ticket prices.

      I think you understand the push to 3D just fine. Anything that allows the studios to charge twice as much for essentially the same product is going to be more addictive than crack for Hollywood execs.

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    48. Re:Finally by JD-1027 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I have astigmatism too in my eyes. It isn't anything that difficult to correct. It just limited my contact options I believe (they only had monthly disposable, not daily disposable in my "shape"). Wearing glasses is what I normally do now. I can see those magic eye things faster than most people. I had no problems in Avatar 3D.

    49. Re:Finally by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Well you will if you want to listen to 3-D audio :)

    50. Re:Finally by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      That's what I said when they wanted to add sound to pictures! Heresy, I say, heresy!

      Next thing you know, they'll want all the pictures with that no-good technicolor!

      "3D movies" and "diminishing returns".

    51. Re:Finally by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      The expense and hassle are minor, especially if you already are using the "expensive extra external receivers" for things such as, you know, listening to music.

      The biggest "hassle" I find with my surround system and music system coming from the same amp and speakers is switching to 2-channel stereo for music from whatever surround setting it was on while watching television. Music sounds terrible when the majority of the sound is coming from a center channel speaker designed to replicate the quality and spacial location of on-screen dialogue. The surround channels also ruin a good stereo image. I've never been to a concert where part of the band is in front of you and the other part is behind you and to the sides.

      HDMI and tos-link cables, combined with modern receivers have drastically cut down on cabling. Nearly ALL stereo speaker cables are essentially one cable with 2 ends that you stick into a speaker post. Not exactly the "hassle" you think.

    52. Re:Finally by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      That's what I said when they wanted to add sound to pictures! Heresy, I say, heresy!

      Heh. But sound and colour both caught on rapidly as soon as the techniques were discovered.

      3D, on the other hand, has been around for 60 years without really taking off: They had 3D films (proper, polarised light ones too, not crappy red/green) at the Festival of Britain in 1951. There's a revival every 10 years or so since, but its always flash-in-the-pan.

      So maybe, just maybe, there are good reasons for the skepticism, like the fact that only one person in the cinema is sitting in the right place to get the correct experience (and its migraine time for everybody else) the problem of clipping 3D objects to the screen (more migraine) and all of the "cinematographic language" using depth of field and focal length that has evolved over 100 years but which just doesn't make physical sense with 3D.

      I suppose that the only difference this time round is that now home TV is seriously threatening cinema in terms of picture and sound quality (and the cinema chains are doing a good job of fucking up the social advantages) so the cinema is desperate for a gimmick, because we'll never have 3D on our home TVs (Oh, wait...)

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    53. Re:Finally by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know, they'll want all the pictures with that no-good technicolor!

      "Things been kinda tough since cartoons went to color." -- Betty Boop, Who Framed Roger Rabbit

    54. Re:Finally by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      It does add value, if done right. Avatar did it exactly right, now everyone thinks all you have to do is shoot or process it into 3D and you'll get the same affect. It's like that auto-tuner bullshit. Used properly it can make a song better, but now it's a god damn toy.

    55. Re:Finally by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. 3D added to the immersion of Avatar, so it can add to the moviegoing experience. It's just that it's almost never done right.

    56. Re:Finally by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The question wasn't whether you would go to a mono theater. The question was would you go to a stereo theater if you had to where special headphones to get stereo. You statement about the artsy-fartsy theater clearly states that for the most part, you would go to the mono theater, since the stereo only matters if it a cgi demo.

    57. Re:Finally by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1. That you say you don't have to wear special glasses for 3D

      You don't. However, we don't have 3D movies, either -- we have stereoscopic movies. Not the same thing. 3D vision is more than just stereoscopy; you see with your brain, not you eyes, and far more than what your optic nerve sends to your brain is processed. The extent of your focus muscles and the nerves that control them give you a rangefinder effect that stereoscopic cinema can't duplicate, for example.

      Holograms are true 3D. When we have holographic movies, "3D" will cease to be a passing fad.

      I simply expressed concern that the technology if widely adopted might disadvantage a non-trivial group of potential customers. I believe that the number of cinema-goers globally with imperfect vision are not such a small number as to be totally disregarded.

      Someone with only one eye, strabismus, or other condition affecting binocular vision can see a 3D movie just fine, they just can't see stereoscopically in the movie any more than they can see stereoscopically in the back yard. Someone who is blind can't get the full effect of a movie either, so I really don't see your point.

      It seems that you're saying "you minority folk don't count". That's an attitude we've been trying to get rid of for the last 60 years,

      So we should stop making music because some people are deaf? Stop making movies because some people are blind? I don't get it, again, what's your point?

    58. Re:Finally by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      As much as some people spend a ton on music equipment, most people don't. Most people are happy with mp3s and crappy speakers, so claiming that there isn't a real cost to it is simply not true. I will give you that a crappy 7.1 system isn't hugely expensive, but it is still extra cost.

      The hassle isn't in the number of cables between components. The hassle is in having to set up the system every time you switch between music and movies. The hassle is in getting the speakers installed behind the couch. This means either tearing up sheetrock, or having wires running around the walls. The hassle is having to sit in a specific spot in the room to actually get the proper effects that all of the other hassle was taken for.

    59. Re:Finally by natehoy · · Score: 1

      The question was would you go to a stereo theater if you had to where special headphones to get stereo.

      Hmm, I never saw that question. But now that you've asked it - yes, if it was a move that would be significantly enhanced by stereo, and headphones were the only way to get stereo in a theater, I'd absolutely wear headphones.

      In fact, I'd probably bring my own to the theater today if they had some sort of standard FM transmission of the audio or jacks in the seats (then I could drown out all the extraneous noise around me - cell phones ringing, crinkling wrappers, etc).

      Similarly, I will probably go and see a 3D flick or two to see what all the excitement is about. If I feel the experience is enjoyable, I'll cough up a couple of extra bucks and wear special glasses for future movies. I see about 3-4 movies a year in the theater, so I'm not terribly sensitive to ticket prices. I'd rather pay a few extra bucks and make my 2 hours more entertaining.

      Most of the movies I go out to the theater to watch are, actually, "CGI demos", or movies where the effects are a significant portion of the movie experience. I spend more time in the mainstream theater than I do the local art theater.

      Most of the "story films" I watch at home, but occasionally something interesting comes to the local art theater.

      I don't really go there because the movie looks or sounds better than it does at home. It doesn't. The sound system is, as far as I can tell, mono, and the screen isn't huge. I go there because it's a cool place run by nice people, and they have affordable popcorn with real butter and big fluffy comfy couches for seating.

      They also have a good eye for an enjoyable movie that fits in with their atmosphere. And that's what is important - different movies are filmed to be viewed in different settings and should use technology that is appropriate for the movie.

      I wouldn't watch "Pirate Radio" in 3D any more than I'd watch "The Day After Tomorrow" or "Independence Day" on a small screen with a mono audio system.

      But I'd happily pay a premium to wear a headset and special glasses if the movie was designed with them in mind.

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    60. Re:Finally by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Uh I've seen a 3D movie not needing glasses in a cinema room in a museum once, in Berlin I think. I think it worked with lasers and rotating mirrors

      Those were holograms. Presently way too limiting for cinema, but it is true 3D and not simple stereoscopy; there were stereoscopic movies since the 1890s:

      The stereoscopic era of motion pictures began in the late 1890s when British film pioneer William Friese-Greene filed a patent for a 3-D movie process. In his patent, two films were projected side by side on screen. The viewer looked through a stereoscope to converge the two images. Because of the obtrusive mechanics behind this method, theatrical use was not practical.

      The first 3D movie premiered at the Ambassador Hotel Theater in Los Angeles on September 27, 1922. It's been a recurring but ultimately passing fad ever since.

    61. Re:Finally by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If I were to compare the new 3D technology to something, it would be the move from stereo sound to surround sound. A decade or two ago, everyone was talking about Dolby surround sound, and you'd hear lots of conversations after a movie where someone would say "Did you notice that part where, in the middle of the gunfight, you could hear a gunshot coming from behind you! That was so awesome."

      I fucking HATE surround sound. Having a startling noise from behind me makes me turn around, and the immersion is completely broken. They did that in Star Wars EP V with the sound of a jet; I hated it. They did it with Gran Torino with a phone ringing by the theater exit. IMO the DVDs of both movies are better because all the sound comes from the screen! Surround sound doesn't add to the realism, it detracts from it.

      What they need is four channels of sound, with each channel coming from a corner of the screen. Now you can only have sounds move left and right, but not up and down. You can have forward and back with mono as long as you don't want to spoil the immersion by having sounds stupidly come from behind you. With a channel feeding a speaker at each corner of the screen you would have true 3D sound.

    62. Re:Finally by godefroi · · Score: 1

      Having seen it in both 2D and 3D, I will disagree with your statement.

      And all that proves is that it's subjective, and not everyone agrees that 3D even has the POTENTIAL to improve the experience.

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    63. Re:Finally by godefroi · · Score: 1

      Self-indulgent new-age psychobabble bullshit. The truth is that making a movie 3D adds nothing to the experience for the average viewer, and it forces directors to deal with hassles and expenses they wouldn't otherwise have to. Except for the studios that get to charge extra for the tickets, it's a lose-lose proposition.

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    64. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, filmmakers already use depth of field creatively. Shallow depth of field is generally considered beautiful, and is one of the main ways we perceive depth in these 2d projections - stereoscopy isn't necessary. If it's out of focus, the brain knows it's closer or further away than the focused subject. We can tell how whether it's closer or further, how much so, and what size it is, by looking at occlusion, parallax and subject matter. This is basic cinematography, filmmakers have known about this since forever.

      Stereoscopy forces you to compromise in one of two ways. You can either have very large depth of field in every scene, which lets people focus on the background like the gimmick tricks them into thinking they should be able to - this is visually boring and you lose out on a very important cinema technique, using focus to nudge people into paying attention to things, and using unfocus to hide information.

      The other option is to shoot normally, with shallow depth of field, and just accept that people are going to try and focus on the background anyway and probably get headaches. The brain thinks it's looking at an actual 3d scene, and therefore thinks it has control over focus. But of course it doesn't, the film is just a 2d projection with a gimmick that adds a couple of different perceived planes. So what's the point?

      I just read some more of your post and it seems you're actually advocating massive depth of field as universally a good thing. Well, I don't know what to say to that, other than that I disagree in the strongest possible terms. Group f/64 dissolved in 1935, bro.

    65. Re:Finally by izomiac · · Score: 1

      How well will these technologies work for the substantial percentage of ordinary folk with minor vision impairment?

      Probably about the same as color works for the ~5% of the US population who have some sort of color deficiency.

    66. Re:Finally by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I don't quite agree, but I understand and I stand by my claim that 3D compares well with surround sound. Both can improve the feeling of immersion, but both can also serve as a pointless distraction. Some of it is a matter of taste. However, I don't think it adds anything huge in either case.

    67. Re:Finally by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      An intellect that astounding only likes large facts. By intellect of course, I mean libido, and by facts, I mean cocks.

    68. Re:Finally by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      Shallow depth of field in 3D is talked about in the link I gave.

    69. Re:Finally by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I hope you're wrong. It doesn't give ME headaches, and I really enjoy it when it's done well*.

      *It is necessary but not sufficient, that there must not be anything that comes so "close" that I can't physically position my eyes to line up the images. And probably a bit of a margin. i.e. no eye-poking. Keep it to the texture.

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  3. I would take a SD movie of a real cute girl by gagol · · Score: 1

    over a granny filmed in HD 3D.

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    1. Re:I would take a SD movie of a real cute girl by Sollord · · Score: 1

      Personally I'm rather fond having a real girl but hey this is /. after all so what ever floats you boat.

    2. Re:I would take a SD movie of a real cute girl by omnibit · · Score: 1

      over a granny filmed in HD 3D.

      I would take a 3D movie of a really cute girl over an SD movie of a granny any day.

    3. Re:I would take a SD movie of a real cute girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're both wrong. Harold and Maude

  4. It's nice to see by omnibit · · Score: 1

    That some directors retain artistic integrity and don't kowtow to the whims of movie executives.

    I would like to cry out to would-be 3D obsessed directors: don't ever ever ever post-render another film in 3D when it was initially conceived in 2D.

    My eyes - the goggles - zey do nuhsing!

    1. Re:It's nice to see by sexconker · · Score: 2, Informative

      My eyes - the goggles - zey do nuhsing!

      The quote is "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!".
      Get it right. There is no "they", nor is there any bad pronunciation. There is an accent, but it is still clearly and properly enunciated and articulated.

    2. Re:It's nice to see by binarylarry · · Score: 2, Funny

      Agreed, worst meme attempt ever.

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    3. Re:It's nice to see by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Proper enunciation, of course, being one of the problems earlier in the show -- "Up and at them!"

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    4. Re:It's nice to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why zo zerious ?

    5. Re:It's nice to see by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " Ah! My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!"

      If you are going to be needlessly pedantic, you had better get it correct.

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    6. Re:It's nice to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the "nuhsing" and "zey" is probably a hybridisation with the quote by Schultz on Hogan's Heroes who would often say he "knows nothing! Nothing!". The pronunciation was often close to the above modifications.

      Simply put - two fake German accents from pop culture sharing a word uttered in a similar way (emphasised, and at the end of a sentence), leading to the now classic "zey do nuhsing!"

      (At least, that's my guess).

    7. Re:It's nice to see by Surt · · Score: 1

      In case anyone needs a refresher course in goggles:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

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    8. Re:It's nice to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and yet he did get it correct...

    9. Re:It's nice to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, so? The meme is "My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing" even if the original quote was different.

      It's like "beam me up, Scotty" or "Luke, I am your father".

    10. Re:It's nice to see by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Hey, retard.
      Maybe next time you should check your shit.

      The quote is as I stated it.
      I am correct.
      You are wrong.
      There is no "they" in the quote.

  5. This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Upcoming biopic of Justin Bieber also in 3D.

    1. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately for him his crotch bulge on the big screen in 3d will be even more pathetic than it is in real life.

    2. Re:This just in by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Unfortunately for him his crotch bulge on the big screen in 3d will be even more pathetic than it is in real life.

      I'd like to see that! Bieber in nothing but a pair of tighty-whities with an erection... OMFG!!!!

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    3. Re:This just in by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      That must involve some pretty expensive special effects -- isn't she pretty 1 dimensional in real life?

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    4. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Even CmdrTaco's famous micropenis puts Bieber to shame. There would be nothing to see but a flat crotch.

    5. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Even CmdrTaco's famous micropenis puts Bieber to shame. There would be nothing to see but a flat crotch.

      The "Bieb" has a FIRE HOSE between his toothpicks.

    6. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I agree, Beiber is HOT HOT HOT. Another year, he'll be 17, which is legal butt-fucking age in my state.

  6. Good by jav1231 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really haven't seen anything compelling with 3D. Most tend to only have certain parts that really "show off" the effect but mostly it just distracts from the film. The push to 3D is an attempt to rekindle interest in cinema but people are still going to the theaters. I had a couple of friends who saw a 3D film only because they wanted to see the movie at that time when only it was showing. By and large, it doesn't seem like anyone really wants 3D.

    1. Re:Good by Ephemeriis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I really haven't seen anything compelling with 3D.

      Basically the only reason to see Avatar was the 3D. Completely forgettable storyline. Hell of a show on the screen though. Saw it again on DVD... Couldn't even sit through the thing.

      Up and Coraline were both very good movies, thoroughly enjoyable in 2D, but the 3D genuinely added some depth to the film.

      Most tend to only have certain parts that really "show off" the effect but mostly it just distracts from the film.

      My Bloody Valentine was absolutely awful, 3D or no. The 3D sure as hell didn't help... But I don't think anything could have saved that thing.

      The push to 3D is an attempt to rekindle interest in cinema but people are still going to the theaters.

      These days I really need a good reason to go to the theater.

      I don't like people. I don't like dealing with the crowds, the cell phones, the kids, etc. I'd much rather watch something in the privacy of my own home. And these days I can watch something on pay-per-view almost before it leaves theaters. Plus, with a large HD television and a blu-ray player there isn't a whole lot of difference in visual quality between home and theater viewing.

      The one thing I can't really get at home is a decent 3D movie.

      That may change as 3D televisions become more common... But, for now, if I want to see 3D I have to go in to the theater. And these days that's about the only thing that will get me to pay for a ticket.

      By and large, it doesn't seem like anyone really wants 3D.

      I do.

      I wouldn't say it belongs in every single film made... But it's a handy tool, just like pyrotechnics or green screens or digital effects. Sure, right now it's going to get abused... Just like every new gadget and gizmo before it. But once folks figure out how to make it work, and figure out where it is appropriate, it'll make a nice addition to the toolbox.

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    2. Re:Good by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't like people. I don't like dealing with the crowds, the cell phones, the kids, etc. I'd much rather watch something in the privacy of my own home.

      I've found it's better to go to the local "dollar movie" (actually, it's 2 or 3 dollars these days), which shows movies after they've been in the first-run theaters. The dollar places are usually much less crowded and don't have all the poorly-behaved kids and cellphone users that the mainstream theaters do. Plus, the tickets are a lot cheaper.

    3. Re:Good by gregmac · · Score: 1

      Basically the only reason to see Avatar was the 3D.

      I thought the way they made the Avatar characters was pretty neat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2_vB7zx_SQ

      Cameron also had a monitor rig that he could hold on set - it was motion-tracked as well, and basically gave a real-time view into the rendered scene, so he could move it around like a virtual camera. I'm not entirely sure but it seemed (from a longer making-of video) like they actually used that as a "camera" at points, so even the camera tracking had a human-hand-held feel at times.

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    4. Re:Good by L0rdJedi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't like people. I don't like dealing with the crowds, the cell phones, the kids, etc.

      I know the feeling ;)

      There are theaters around now that have policies prohibiting cell phones and children in the theater. You can also pick your seat. I know in So Cal, there's one in Hollywood, the Arclight, and one in Orange County (can't remember the name of it right now, but it's at the Garden Walk in Anaheim). If you like to go to movies and don't like all those things, check out one of those theaters. You get the movie experience without the bullshit.

    5. Re:Good by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      nothing compeling? for me if a movie is now in 3D I take it pretty much as a given that it is gonna be crap and they are trying to use 3D to push up boxoffice. I find the whole glasses in the cinema experience to be utterly horrible. Even Avatar without the 3D was pretty much a crap movie with a pathetically weak and predictable story, how well the 3D was done made it bareable, but only just.

    6. Re:Good by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      I've found it's better to go to the local "dollar movie" (actually, it's 2 or 3 dollars these days), which shows movies after they've been in the first-run theaters. The dollar places are usually much less crowded and don't have all the poorly-behaved kids and cellphone users that the mainstream theaters do. Plus, the tickets are a lot cheaper.

      Depends on the area, around here the dollar movies are worse about kids but better about cellphones. If you have the chance going during the day (and on school days) it is usually quiet.

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    7. Re:Good by SEE · · Score: 3, Funny

      3D was really popular in the 1950s, selling huge numbers of tickets and being used for everything from Casper, the Friendly Ghost shorts to classics like "Dial M for Murder". So of course, with such success, it became the norm, and the kids who grew up with it demanded it for the rest of their lives. When George Lucas tried releasing his Star Wars in archaic 2D, it flopped horribly and Mr. Lucas wound up working as a module designer for TSR, which became a major entertainment giant on the strength of the enduring mass popularity of Dungeons & Dragons.

    8. Re:Good by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The purely animated benefit more than the "real" (loosely putting Avatar in the real category). One of the issues is that every time a shrub hit the foreground, it reminded me I was watching a 3D movie. You can't get immersed when you have the movie reaching out and slapping you. The 3D screams "look at me" for the things closer to you. But the camera focus is on the faces. So an out-of-focus shrub claims your attention because of the 3D and the actors, in focus, are hidden in the back of the 3D depth.

      The makers of the films have to be more creative. They have to be able to see it how the person in the theater will, not as how it used to look and such. Framing the shots was easier in 2D. You put what you want to see in the middle and let the other stuff go fuzzy around them. But now, I don't know if they need to post-production push the shrubs back into the background closer to the actors so that we'll focus where we should, or what. But as of now, regular human movies are hurt more than helped with 3D, Avatar included. Animated films don't have focus, and so they've relied on tricks to draw attention for 100 years that translate to 3D better. I know Coraline isn't animated (as in drawn) and Avatar was (mostly), but I'm talking about the film styles, not the actual production medium.

    9. Re:Good by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      By and large, it doesn't seem like anyone really wants 3D.

      You mean, like noone really wanted color? Or stereo? Or 5.1 surround?

      3D will get abused. Of course. And then everyone will use it, we'll forget about it and all those 2D movies will look older all of a sudden...

    10. Re:Good by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Yes, but people only go to the theatre to see 3D special effects.

    11. Re:Good by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      but the 3D genuinely added some depth to the film

      *sigh* great choice of phrase

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    12. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DM: You see a gungan. Everyone roll initiative.
      [Everyone rolls dice.]
      Dan: 6.
      Paul: 4.
      Travis: 7.
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    13. Re:Good by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      No, Avatar didn't have a completely forgettable storyline. I've been trying, believe me, but I haven't forgotten it yet.

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    14. Re:Good by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      The best 3D movie I've seen is Toy Story 3. And I've completely forgotten that it was in 3D until just now.

    15. Re:Good by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      No one want sit..besides most movie goers... and pre-teen kids are going to demand it as they get older.

      It's hear, it's going to stay, and it will become the norm.

      But yeah, lets ignore the numbers and demands and go with your two friends. I mena, what kind of myopic twit would think that thre 2 friends are what determins a trend? "Support the Fair Tax. http://fairtax.org/" ah, I see.

      Pre-teen kids will grow up and stop demanding it as they get older. They also stop using MySpace and eventually start using proper English and punctuation as they learn that text-speech makes it impossible to land a job.

      Hopefully along the way they learn to proof-read their posts, fix their improper usage of homonyms, fix their spelling, and learn that numbers from one to ten are spelled out, and not written as "2". They also learn that "lets" is actually "let us" so it requires an apostrophe between the last two letters.

  7. entrenched people don't like new. by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Old people resist change, news at 11.

    There is no reason why 3-D can't be a good thing. Arguing it's bad because some people have made bad movies with it is stupid. I loom forward to a young generation of filmmakers to be tinker with this technology.

    And no, not every movie should be made 3-d. In fact I would argue if it wasn't shot in 3-d with the idea of it being shot in 3-D , then it should not be added later. All the will do is make people dislike it and kill it.
    The current technique for 3-d are awesome.
    The Matrix filmed with current 3-d technologies would have had people wetting in their seats.

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    1. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> There is no reason why 3-D can't be a good thing.

      I'm holding out for a 4-D film.

    2. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Balthisar · · Score: 1

      But the contrary can be true. I only saw Avatar in 2D, and didn't really think it was all that great, and that's the type of movie I would ordinarily love. Yet every, single person I talk to who saw it in 3D first (or only in 3D) goes on and on about how great a movie it was. Maybe the 3D and effects were great (heck, even in 2D, the effects were good), but they don't make a movie.

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    3. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      My kid is 10, and doesn't like 3D.

      People resist stupid change for changes sake. It reeks of gimmick, because, much like smell-o-vision, it is a gimmick.

    4. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by FrankSchwab · · Score: 1

      I saw Avatar in 3D, and didn't think it was all that great. There were a few of the normal 3-D effects that had people reaching for things in space, but the effect had minimal impact on the actual movie, other than having the effect break up a lot in various places.
      Frankly, the movie reminded me more of Wall-E than anything - a director with a heavy hand pounding his banal point into my head over, and over, and over again.

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    5. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by bami · · Score: 2, Funny

      Go watch Memento.

      Well, tha's more like 2.5D.

    6. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by c0lo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Old people resist change, news at 11.

      There is no reason why 3-D can't be a good thing. Arguing it's bad because some people have made bad movies with it is stupid.

      Calling names, youngster, are you?

      I loom forward to a young generation of filmmakers to be tinker with this technology.

      Me too.
      Just that, until then, give me good movies in 2D and I'll gladly pay the extra bucks, otherwise I won't. For the crappy-movies-night-StarWars-excluded, the rental shop is good enough for me (hey, the very crappy movies do have a good side: they are timeless and young - i.e. stay very crappy - forever).

      The current technique for 3-d are awesome.

      Says one which in 20-30 years time will whinge at the next awesome technology.

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    7. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is no reason why 3-D can't be a good thing

      If the eye strain I got from Avatar is any indication, I'll pass on the whole 3D thing. It was cool, but the lingering effects weren't what I'd call pleasant.

      My eyes just aren't happy with the 3D experience.

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    8. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I see it both ways. I watch 3D movies and enjoy it as an occasional treat, but I don't know if I want to watch everything in 3D, not with the current technology. I don't mind watching one 3D film a month, but I don't know if I want to watch 3D every night or every weekend. I'm not convinced that this round of 3D is a fad, that can go both ways as well. People groused about not needing sound, stereo, surround, color, widescreen, HD, I think 3D will eventually fall into the standard way of doing things, whether it takes hold in the next five years or 20 years from now, I think it's eventually going to be accepted.

      And yes, I agree, it MUST be made up front with 3D in mind or forget it. The Pixar shots I've seen look fantastic, but they also have a relatively easy way to manage it compared to physical production (more sliders vs. a bigger, more complicated camera rig), and I've attended a presentation where some Pixar cinematographers discussed their methods and intents, and they do talk about how they adjust the apparent 3D depth and other factors to enhance the mood, and they're very careful to not to too much of the extreme "in your face" 3D.

    9. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Frankly, the movie reminded me more of Wall-E than anything

      You've never seen Pocahontas then?

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    10. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you asked him why? Either he wants to be cool by being different, or he has defective eyes and should be taken to an optometrist. Kids don't often tell you when they're hurt/have a headache/have vision problems... the latter because they can't assess or compare their own vision -- it's entirely normal to them. Some kids will lie about problems just to fit in and seem normal. i.e., "I hate it because it sucks" instead of "I hate it because it hurts."

    11. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by iluvcapra · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm not sure on what planet J. J. Abrams and Chris Nolan are "old people."

      There is no reason why 3-D can't be a good thing

      Except it adds tens of millions of dollars to the film's budget, it gives the audience headaches and all the existing technologies are 80% dimmer on screen by foot-lamberts, none of the present processes support photography on film (IMAX or super 35 -- they have to shoot digitally and blow it up). And the tickets are 20-40% more, which is the only reason they've ever pushed the tech anyways. Sound adds to the story, color adds to the verisimilitude, but its not really clear yet what 3D adds. The tech they have now really doesn't make the image more "real," mainly because there's still a screen and a proscenium effect.

      I won't go so far as to say that 3D will NEVER be accepted as standard in films, but the tech they have now has too many hangups. Early color processes were screwed up and didn't work, same with sound processes.

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    12. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by HBoar · · Score: 1

      The 3D must have done something. I've only seen it in 2D, and the animation looked outdated and childish. It reminded me very much of a higher res version of a Warcraft 3 cutscene (night elves!). Not impressed at all with that, and the story was even worse. Yet a huge number of people rave about how good it looked -- I can only assume that the 3D effects took attention away from the poor animation quality...

    13. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of young(ish) people nowadays wont watch a film if its black and white. I wonder if that will carry over into 3d eventually. To be honest I worry that I am getting old when I caught myself thinking that films were much better 10-20 years ago; Excessive and graphic violence, frequent swearing and most importantly little to no CGI. I don't care about 3d, colour etc, I just care that CGI has killed the vast majority of films its been used in, especially horrors. Imagine an Aliens remake, crap CGI, gravity defying cartoons strutting about while actors look vaguely in their direction. No thanks! Bring on the 3d if it will send shitty CGI back into computer games where it belongs, at least until most directors learn how to use it convincingly without needing a budget larger than the GDP of Belgium.

    14. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, I have to disagree, all the 3D movies I have seen to date have been a disapointment. The image is darker (thanks, glasses), and the 3D does not always stand out, or sometimes it skews perspective.

      The current techniques for 3D are not as good as advertised. They have clearly been rushed into use by the executives who are hounding directors and producers to use 3D that often detracts from the scenes. I mean why not, it's an aditional 20% proffit?

      The technology is getting there, but it's clear with movies like "Step Up 3D", that the tech is being used to boost sales on piss-poor titles rather than enchance artistry. Boycotting the 3D movie craze is a good idea right now, it's clunky and not that great. I was still overwhelmed by the quality of Inception, and I didn't see it in 3D or Imax. 3D doesn't always enhance quality, just sales.

    15. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      The 3D in Avatar was impressive, but by no means did it hide how poor the movie was. I enjoyed the movie for the technological showcase it was, as a movie though it sucked arse.

    16. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Resistant to change? Are you daft? "Old people" were also resistant in the 1950's when there was a similar push to popularize 3D movies. The same thing happened; the movies were rushed and sub-par and the effect came off as novel at best. To claim that any new technology is necessary or should be lasting simply because of its newness is misguided and historically ignorant.

    17. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1

      I saw Avatar in 3D and wished I saved $5 and saw it in 2D. Oh, I enjoyed the film but I really didn't like the 3D. If anything, it took something away from the film by having to wear these heavy bulky glasses the whole time and some of the blurry-ness. Crap-tastic. There's one film I'm going to be willing to see in 3D and that will be the new Tron and I'll be finding an IMAX to see it in too.

      But I'll certainly be picking which films I'll be willing to see in 3D and be going with as many 2D options as possible.

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    18. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that the producers want to slap 3D onto everything, whether or not it will add anything to the movie in question, or even if they can pull it off without making it look like utter crap.

      If you saw the viewmaster-esque trailers for Alice in Wonderland (I presume the movie was just as bad), you'd know why adding 3D just because it's possible isn't a good idea. The filmmakers aren't against 3D - they are against being forced to use it even when it will make the movie look like crap.

    19. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      none of the present processes support photography on film

      Why is that a bad thing? There's no real reason to shoot on film anymore, it just adds cost.

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    20. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Why is that a bad thing? There's no real reason to shoot on film anymore, it just adds cost.

      On the very low end, a RED versus an Arriflex will be cheaper, but if you're spending $100 million on a film (which for a 3D production is what we're talking about), the cost difference between 3 or four perf Super 35 and digital is pretty much irrelevant, even if you shoot a million feet of film. For every foot of exposed film versus 16 frames of digital, you might save pennies or dimes, but you're spending several orders of magnitude more money per foot on the actors and crew and production value in front of the camera.

      Some directors like film better for aesthetic reasons, and no digital process really looks as good as IMAX, which is something Chris Nolan in particular likes to shoot in...

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    21. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about, shit stories are shit, and 3D isn't going to gloss me over to that fact.

      While the 3D in Avatar was cool, I was not blown away by it. If Hollywood REALLY expected 3D to be sold across the board, they came up way short.

      3D? Big fucking deal. How about 6 degrees of freedom per theatre seat and atmospheric distrubances within the room! Directed audio, fans, humidity alteration, NOT a projected movie......How about they invest/design some new fucking technology for a change! We, the public, sure have heaved over the money over the years.... How about they innovate for a change!

    22. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by jadin · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they resist seizure / headache inducing technology.

      The current technique is not awesome. Being able to see the flicker is horrible, and extremely distracting. It needs a lot of refinement before it's ready for prime time.

    23. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Old people resist change, news at 11.

      They run that story at 11 because old people won't stay up that late. The news at 7pm explains how young people are stupid, fall for dumb marketing gimmicks, buy stuff they don't need, won't get off my lawn, etc.

    24. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      That's the same thing with digital projection.
      It SUCKS, it stopped me going to movies, because not only is the resolution far inferior to film (or even HDTV for that matter...) but the contrast ratio is lesser too, making movies look like shit. I can actually see pixels on the screen, and everything looks muddy unless it's a brightly colored Pixar cartoon. I get a better image on my PC at home from a fricken Xvid.

      The reason digital projection was pushed out was NOT for any sort of improvement in the filmgoing experience, in fact detracts from it. It was pushed out purely for profit reasons - easier to "reproduce," easier to distribute. And the public loved it because they are a. clueless and b. have been trained to hear the buzzword "digital" and think it's superior.

      But digital projection COULD be ok for most films, it was just rolled out way too soon before the tech was up to the task. And it might NEVER be quite right for certain kinds of films.

      Same thing with 3D. The tech was rolled out way too early purely as a money decision, NOT as a creative decision. As a result it sucks for 99% of movies and is only "ok" for a type of film extremely narrowly defined with 3D in mind.

      Some day that may change, some day there may be a 3D tech that DOESN'T look dark and cause headaches and get in the way of the story. And even then it will still not be a good choice for non-mainstreem bubblegum movies.

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    25. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then there are the kids so desperate to be right about something that they'll unload a mass of wild speculation at the drop of a hat.

      NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE AN OPINION DIFFERENT THAN MINE HE MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF PROBLEM

    26. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old people resist change, news at 11.

      If you had bothered to read the article, you'd have noticed that none of these guys are exactly old. They are some of the ones producing the blockbuster hits today. Further, it appears at least in once case, they chose not to do 3D because the target audience was too young to afford the ticket prices.

      There is no reason why 3-D can't be a good thing. Arguing it's bad because some people have made bad movies with it is stupid.

      3D is sort of like any other special effect. Where it melds with the story it can work great, but if that's all there is, why would anyone want to see it ? Hollywood has produced a metric butt ton of special effect laden stinkers over the years, and all these guys are saying is let's not repeat the cycle. Forcing 3D is as stupid as saying you must have 10 seconds of tits and 2 F-bombs so that we can get a R rating and sell more tickets. If it doesn't move the story or worse, interferes, then it doesn't make sense.

    27. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current technique for 3-d are awesome.

      No it is/they are not.

      The way 3D is done currently is impractical, cumbersome and restrictive. The problem is, you can only watch 3D movies in cinemas. Movies that were shot for 3D usually are bad in 2D because too much money and effort went into making it 3D. Watching movies at home becomes less viable.

      Plus this whole gadget-glasses malarky will likely make sure it won't prevail. I had 3D shutter glasses for video games 10-15 years ago. They were a nice gimmick, but wearing glasses all the time is too much of a strain.

      Maybe some day when you can watch 3D at every home without having to wear accessories, it may become mainstream. Until then another 10-15 years 3D-renaissance-cycle will pass.

    28. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

      Old people resist change, news at 11.

      Yeah, and young people don't read their history. Next thing you know you'll be sporting Wayfarers and sacrificing civil liberties to fight Commies.

      And... "News at 11?" Haven't you heard of the internet?

    29. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider for a moment most of those people have never before in their lives seen a good animation with a night elf in it.

    30. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

      There is no reason why 3-D can't be a good thing. Arguing it's bad because some people have made bad movies with it is stupid. I loom forward to a young generation of filmmakers to be tinker with this technology.

      There are in fact various reasons why 3D can't be a good thing. First, 3D movies were already out in the 50ies and, frankly speaking, apart from being black & white due to the use of colored glasses they didn't look particularly better or worse than the current 3D movies with polarized light. Why did they never catch on? Because the movies made for 3D cinema were purely made for stupid effects. 3D techniques are available for 50-60 years and have never been used for anything valuable. What makes you think this will change now? But secondly and more importantly, real 3D cinema is impossible without individual projection to each viewer's eye and keeping track of head/body movement, because in real 3D space your head movements change the viewing angle. What you see in the cinemas under the label "3D" is a cheap effect that has no correlate in reality -- as opposed to 2 dimensional pictures, that do exist in reality. It's about as realistic as the "motion blur" or "depth of view" that some game makers put in their title recently. Zero realism and entirely unnatural. Third, all 3D movies I've seen so far have troubles with realistic depth of field. I don't know if this is a technical limitation or due to the directors. Anyway, in real 3D you can focus wherever you want and it will be sharp whereas in 3D cinema you almost always see an out-of-focus, blurry picture when there shouldn't be one. Having everything in the 3D space sharp would be better but I haven't seen it yet. Fourth, fast-cut moving 3D scenes confuse the body up to getting sick, ecause the sensory inputs from the organ of equilibrium do not match the sensory input from the eyes. This is not the case (or at least much more harmless) with moving 2D pictures.

      Of course, there are many good uses for 3D especially for animation movies and sci-fi themes. But for the above reasons I don't think that 3D cinema will ever replace 2D cinema. If on the other hand you're one of those persons that watch movies on DVD or streaming from the Net at home (or prefer to sit in the last row of the cinema) then you're lost for real cinema anyway. In that case, 3D cinema might just be the right thing for you. My 2 cents.

    31. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says one which in 20-30 years time will whinge at the next awesome technology.

      Huh? What kind of argument is that? Are we not allowed to enjoy technology just because in 30 years, there'll be something better? So someone who was excited about computers in 1980 was an idiot because in 2010, they've come a long way?

    32. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think digital projection is so much better than film. No grain, no flashing lines. Everything is sharp and clear. I have no complaints about the resolution at all.

    33. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Says one which in 20-30 years time will whinge at the next awesome technology.

      Huh? What kind of argument is that?

      Argument? No argument, just pointing out that is likely the age will change the original poster's position of "even when it comes to art, is stupid to abhor technological progress just for the sake of the technological progress". But, as the original poster said, more on the news at 11.

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    34. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that the movies are crap (although nowadays they generally are, but that's besides the point), it's that the technology is still crap.
      1. Wearing 3D glasses over regular glasses is annoying as hell.
      2. Could they make those cheap glasses any less comfortable?
      3. I like to try reading things on the screen that aren't the immediate focus of attention... like text on the sides of things, what's displayed on computer screens, etc. Doing this in a 3D movie gives you a headache, because it allows you to focus on ONLY what they want you to focus on. Nothing else.

      Until those three points are fixed (point 2 will be very easy, and probably already done in places), I'll have to stick to saying it's annoying crap.

    35. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't speculation. Children are literally unable to determine that they have issues with their own vision. Millions of kids every year suffer academic disadvantage because they cannot see the teacher's board. It isn't until they are taken to the doctor that they realize they are unusual. Issues properly viewing 3D films will only be more common amongst children.

    36. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loom forward to a young generation of filmmakers

      Trust me, you aren't that imposing.

    37. Re:entrenched people don't like new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch District 9. CGI bug monsters so good most people thought they were animatronic, on a budget of "only" $30 million. Which is really pretty tiny in the world of blockbuster films, and certainly FAR smaller than Belgium's GDP. Which is about $380 billion, not a great choice for your purposes.

  8. 3d sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whedon is my master, any who wish to force 3d on him shall perish. Or something.

    Besides, it doesn't add anything to the story or my enjoyment of the film, so why should I bother with it? And if people dont want it forcing it on them will piss people off, or worse. And even if I want to watch the movie, do not want to watch it in *3d*.

    1. Re:3d sucks by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Whedon is my master, any who wish to force 3d on him shall perish. Or something.

      He tries to be his best.

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  9. it's more expensive by Chirs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the story doesn't need 3D to be effective, why force people to pay the extra money?

    1. Re:it's more expensive by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If the story doesn't need 3D to be effective, why force people to pay the extra money?

      Folks don't go to see a movie for a story. If all you wanted was a story you'd read a book or listen to a radio play. Folks go to a movie to see the story played-out on the screen. They're looking for visual stimulation. That's the whole reason why there's a wardrobe department, and folks in makeup, and special effects, and dramatic locations.

      3D adds to the visual spectacle.

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    2. Re:it's more expensive by Bman21212 · · Score: 1

      If a story doesn't need a movie to be effective, why force people to pay the extra money?

    3. Re:it's more expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the story doesn't need 3D to be effective, why force people to pay the extra money?

      You've never gone to a more expensive theater to get better sound?

    4. Re:it's more expensive by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "nd no, not every movie should be made 3-d. "

      Did you read my entire post, or was the span of attention needed to do that to much for you to bear?

      When new film makers grow up with this, there will be stories that use 3-d to make them better. The first to make it necessary to then story will be heralded as a genius.

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    5. Re:it's more expensive by Chirs · · Score: 1

      Did you not read the original article? They're not resisting it because it's new, they're resisting the execs that want to rake in the extra money that 3D movies currently make because it's new and shiny technology.

      I'd hazard a guess that Joss Whedan would make a 3D movie if he had a script that actually made effective use of it.

    6. Re:it's more expensive by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      I really haven't seen anything compelling with 3D.

      People don't go to the cinema to watch a movie. If they want to watch a movie, they'll get a DVD, stream it from Netflix, watch it on cable or satellite, or (unfortunately for filmmakers) download one from their favorite torrent site.

      People go to the cinema because it's a night out. Watch a movie, hang out with family and friends (or their girlfriend, but this is /.), and pay exhorbitant prices for sweet and salty snacks. See and be seen. You know, go do something.

    7. Re:it's more expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't speak for him, but I have never chosen a theater based on technology. I go to watch movies. And I don't even do that anymore. Hollywood sucks, they haven't had an original idea in a long time.

    8. Re:it's more expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Folks don't go to see a movie for the story. If all you wanted was a story you'd read a book or listen to a radio play.

      I see movies for the story, and I bet I'm not alone. I don't read books for stories (fiction), for a couple of reasons;

      1. Consuming anything for a story is a luxury, and I'm not going to spend my free time reading fiction when I could spend less time seeing a movie. It's not that I'm bibliophobic; if I have enough free time to have a good read, it'll be (interesting) non-fiction because that potentially has tangible benefits to my life. Besides, truth is stranger than fiction.
      2. (IMHO) fictional writing is a stuck halfway between two worlds. With a movie, the director is in complete control of his or her story, which enables them to communicate exactly what they wanted. A talented director uses this to their advantage, and utilises every aspect of the film to tell the story. In the hands of a talented director, 3D is another aspect of film which can help tell the story - though, like a large vocabulary, it's instead used as a substitute in the hands of a hack.
        Whereas with fictional writing, the author relies on your imagination to make the story come alive. There's a gap between what the author was imagining, and what the reader imagines. Why would I read someone elses' work to go on a journey of imagination, when I'm perfectly capable to go on one of my own choosing? It's like taking a leisurely drive - it's nice to be a passenger (sit back and enjoy the ride), and it's a different kind of "nice" to be the driver (explore as you see fit), but driving while the passenger directs you is no fun.

      As for radio plays, they seem to be a dying or dead medium - and they also have the same "imagination component" as fictional writing (though not to the same extent).

    9. Re:it's more expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the story doesn't need 3D to be effective, why force people to pay the extra money?

      If the story doesn't need colour to be effective, why force people to pay the extra money?
      If the story doesn't need motion pictures to be effective, why force people to pay the extra money?
      If the story doesn't need pictures to be effective, why force people to pay the extra money?

    10. Re:it's more expensive by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      The theater by my house now charges an extra $4 to see movies on the "big screen". This is the same "big screen" they've had with the same surround sound for the last 10 years, but now there's a premium to do it. I think it boils down to the fact that theaters get X% of ticket sales, but fees and charges on top of the initial ticket cost is pure profit for the theater. An extra $3 fee to see it in 3D? Just greed.

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    11. Re:it's more expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many, many stories are effective as movies, and many that aren't, aren't made into movies. Color movies never costed more than B&W movies so that comment is irrelevant. Books didn't cost more just because they included pictures so that comment is irrelevant.

    12. Re:it's more expensive by Rary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Folks don't go to see a movie for a story. If all you wanted was a story you'd read a book or listen to a radio play. Folks go to a movie to see the story played-out on the screen. They're looking for visual stimulation. That's the whole reason why there's a wardrobe department, and folks in makeup, and special effects, and dramatic locations.

      Speak for yourself.

      Movies, books, and radio plays are all different ways to enjoy a story, along with live plays and stories told around a campfire. Each has its own merits.

      The movies that interest me may or may not have exciting wardrobes, interesting makeup, cool special effects, and/or dramatic locations. But they always have a good story.

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    13. Re:it's more expensive by icebraining · · Score: 1

      There's a gap between what the author was imagining, and what the reader imagines.

      Funny, I would say that's a feature, not a bug :) That gap that I fill with your own imagination allows me to immerse myself more in the story, and abstract better from the real world. A movie is much more constrained by the screen, the actor's abilities, the FX budget, etc.

      Why would I read someone elses' work to go on a journey of imagination, when I'm perfectly capable to go on one of my own choosing?

      I'm capable of coming up with a trivial, non-interesting story. I may be capable, in rare occasions, of coming up with a truly insightful story. I seriously doubt anyone can come up with the thousands of great books we have access to.

      Consuming anything for a story is a luxury, and I'm not going to spend my free time reading fiction when I could spend less time seeing a movie. It's not that I'm bibliophobic; if I have enough free time to have a good read, it'll be (interesting) non-fiction because that potentially has tangible benefits to my life.

      Being able to read a good book is a benefit to my life, imo. That utilitarian view of the world confuses me. Do you have somewhere to be?

    14. Re:it's more expensive by icebraining · · Score: 1

      It's probably more expensive now to make a movie in B&W than in color - they probably shoot with a color camera and a B&W filter.

    15. Re:it's more expensive by Barny · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to spend my free time reading fiction when I could spend less time seeing a movie

      You are missing out on a lot of story.

      Latest popular example: TruBlood, I gave up watching the TV shows because of how much they distort the plot and outright make shit up to fit it into a TV series instead of a book.

      Better example: day watch, night watch, twilight watch. The movies are at best a snippet of the real plots and intrigues behind the story, and I consider them a 2hr "theatrical trailer" for the books.

      There will be many others where a good movie adaptation still misses TONS of story and plot from a book.

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    16. Re:it's more expensive by gullevek · · Score: 1

      Joe Average doesn't.

      But there are some people that do. I do. I prefer a movie with a story and not for the effects.

      If I want effect I rent the DVD and watch it at home.

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    17. Re:it's more expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ, knock this shit off.

      "People don't do X because it matches up with YOUR experience. They do X because it matches up with MY experience."

  10. 3D is a gimmick by HunterA3 · · Score: 1

    Glad someone is still sane in Hollywood. 3D is nothing more than a weak attempt to squeeze more money out of a market that has no where to go past 1080p, unless they can figure out a way to make a 2160p display for cheaper than Red is making them.

  11. Let's do the math. by blair1q · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Tickets for 3-D films carry a $3 to $5 premium, and industry executives roughly estimate that 3-D pictures average an extra 20 percent at the box office."

    So adding an extra 30-50% to the unit price results in a 20% increase in revenues, or an 8-20% drop in unit sales.

    Why would a director complain about that?

    1. Re:Let's do the math. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Because they won't see a dime of it due to Hollywood Accounting. They'll get an indirect benefit on their next gig due to having their name associated with a higher gross, but it's tenuous at best.

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    2. Re:Let's do the math. by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      "Tickets for 3-D films carry a $3 to $5 premium, and industry executives roughly estimate that 3-D pictures average an extra 20 percent at the box office."

      So adding an extra 30-50% to the unit price results in a 20% increase in revenues, or an 8-20% drop in unit sales.

      Why would a director complain about that?

      Not all the theatres show the film in 3D. Those that do bring in the extra revenue, but that doesn't necessarily mean that the total unit sales (2D and 3D) for the movie is less than it would be if it had been released in 2D only.

      Nevertheless, I can understand that a director who is forced to do a 3D film might have other things to complain about besides unit sales.

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    3. Re:Let's do the math. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      But, it does make it easier to get backing for another film . Which of the following has more impact when you're looking for financing?

      Remember me? I'm the guy you Hollywood accounting fuckwads screwed out of his fair share of $330 million

      OR

      Remember me? I'm the guy you Hollywood accounting fuckwads screwed out of his fair share of $1.5 billion

      here to ask for another loan.

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    4. Re:Let's do the math. by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 1

      So adding an extra 30-50% to the unit price results in a 20% increase in revenues, or an 8-20% drop in unit sales.
      Why would a director complain about that?

      And there's another side to this story. How would 2D DVD/BR copies of these movies sell? There's no significant market penetration of home 3D cinema equipment to consider otherwise, and that's a significant part of the profits of movies in the last 15 years.

      The only data we have is on Avatar, which sells great regardless of the format, because it has gained vast popularity and mindshare around the fact it's the first mainstream, high budget, live-action 3D blockbuster to hit the cinema in years. There's only one "first" in a category, and no other movie would enjoy this side effect, just by being 3D.

      What I really want to see is, how much would a Resident Evil 3D: The 2D DVD, and Saw 3D: The 2D DVD would sell, especially as those are built entirely around 3D gimmick shots.

    5. Re:Let's do the math. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because at this time 3D is a curiosity and people are still willing to pay that 30-50% extra. But in say two years the novelty wears off and the higher price remains, leading to another drop in unit sales and maybe you'll then end up with revenues lower than those of today.

    6. Re:Let's do the math. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      The only data we have is on Avatar, which sells great regardless of the format,

      Yep. It's such an outlying data point that any good statistical analysis would account for it as an exception, not include it in a mean of a small number of samples.

      But I would be willing to bet that the people who put these numbers together lumped it in to get a better chance at getting money for their movies, and the 20% bump in revenues is not common.

  12. The brain doesn't always want/use the 3D info by Gavin+Scott · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I loved Avatar in IMAX 3D, and the 3D definitely looked cool, at least in the exterior CG shots.

    But I don't know that I believe 3D is really capable of adding emotion to a film presentation, and if you can't heighten the emotion somehow, then how are you going to say the experience is $3 better?

    I think maybe it's something like this: If you don't provide explicit 3D information to the brain, it seems to be quite happy to generate that information itself based on the visual cues it gets from analyzing the scene. The end result is that a short time later you'll have the same memory of the scene whether it was presented in 3D or not.

    Anyhow, I'm almost certain there are some basic biological limits like this on how much you can get out of 3D in the theater, since we just haven't evolved to care about stereo-derived depth as important information. We care a lot about spatial positioning and relationships, but we have lots of ways of computing that information and stereo isn't that important for the sorts of scenes presented in a movie.

    I saw Toy Story 3 the other day in RealD 3D and honestly for most of the movie I really didn't notice the 3D effect unless I actually looked for it. My mind seemed to prefer its own analysis of the images over that provided by the 3D.

    So unless Jim Cameron can keep cranking out 3D epics fast enough, I think the rest of the industry is going to have a hard time keeping 3D afloat.

    I think 3D capability (with glasses) will be with us forever on TV and computer displays (since it costs virtually nothing to add to a modern TV) and you'll see it used for sports and some special programming, and definitely it adds a lot to video games potentially (or any kind of interactive environment).

    But for your average movie, not so much.

    G.

    1. Re:The brain doesn't always want/use the 3D info by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      3D can add immersion, which a great many viewers of Avatar will attest to. And increased immersion can make viewers more connected emotionally.

      I don't know about biological limits, but there are technical ones. Normally, when your eyes lock on to something two things happen: your eyes turn inwards or outwards so that they are both centered on the subject, and the lenses are adjusted to bring the subject into focus. Your eyes are doing this all the time and it happens without thinking.
      When you watch a regular movie, your eyes turn and focus on the screen, nothing special. But in a 3D movie, your eyes will have to be turned differently in order to see something in the foreground than they will to see into the background. That's the 3d effect. But the focal length of your eyes has to remain adjusted to the distance to the screen; a very unusual exercise for your eyes, and one that will give some people headaches. Conversely, if the movie is shot with the foreground in focus and our eyes adjust to look at something in the background, our brains expect the background to come into focus, which of course it won't since the filmmaker didn't shoot it that way. In Avatar this was highly annoying sometimes.

      Perhaps it is possible to just shoot everything in focus, and have active glasses that apply a blurring effect to anything outside the range of distance out eyes are trained upon.

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    2. Re:The brain doesn't always want/use the 3D info by Dozy+Lizard · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as "explicit 3-D information to the brain." All our brains get are what our sensors perceive. What people call 3-D is really stereoscopic display (and the associate perception process is stereopsis) and it is just one cue to depth (the third dimension). Others are accommodation, occlusion, perspective and colour saturation. With moving objects there is no doubt a complex interaction of these effects and the presumed kinematics of the object. Stereopsis is not even the most important. At anything past middle distance, stereopsis is of diminishing importance (because the images received by the two eyes don't differ enough. When you see floating mountains in "Avatar" with a pronounced stereoscopic effect, they have been rendered with an exaggerated eye separation (or alternatively as if you were looking at a micro-world close up).

      Two cues which are not implemented either with mono or stereoscopic displays are accommodation (where the eye must focus differently according to depth) and parallax (where if you move your head, things in the foreground should move relative to things in the background. Inconsistencies in these cues are presumed to be what gives you headaches as your brain tries to resolve the discrepancies.

      See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depth_perception.

    3. Re:The brain doesn't always want/use the 3D info by dbIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      So unless Jim Cameron can keep cranking out 3D epics fast enough

      If it's like Avatar he can write the scripts for two or three a week!

    4. Re:The brain doesn't always want/use the 3D info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toy Story 3 was the worst 3D I've ever seen and is the reason I've said "screw it" to 3D from now on. I got stuck in Avatar in 3D because everyone planned that group event out for that showing. It did look nice, but not 3 bucks a person nice (seriously, if you're paying for a family, this is the equivalent for paying for an extra ticket or two! And for what? We recycle the stupid glasses!). I have never seen another 3D movie that looked nice, period. I've seen 3 or 4 since then, over my objections, now I'm just back to refusing to go to the theater. Screw them, matinee tickets to Toy Story 3 in 3D cost me 40 dollars for 2 adults and a kid. I'd rather stream Netflix at home, screw you movie chains!

    5. Re:The brain doesn't always want/use the 3D info by TheSync · · Score: 1

      But the focal length of your eyes has to remain adjusted to the distance to the screen; a very unusual exercise for your eyes, and one that will give some people headaches.

      The research on convergence/focus mismatch indicates that for movie screen viewing distances, this is not a problem.

      It could be more of a problem for 3D TV viewing distances with certain content. More info in the second part of this presentation.

    6. Re:The brain doesn't always want/use the 3D info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you've discovered the letter G.

      O.

      But how the fuck does this magic letter G. add any value to the body of your post.

      F.

      Hint: no one but you gives a fuck what your first initial is. Narcassist.

      U.

    7. Re:The brain doesn't always want/use the 3D info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if that was possible, it would be stupid. Shallow depth of field is great.

      People aren't going to watch a movie properly if you let them just focus on whatever the hell they want. Directors have very clear ideas of what they want people to be looking at, and they very frequently use shallow depth of field to manipulate people into doing that. As a nice side effect, it's really rather pretty. Large depth of field is often boring.

  13. But when it does add... by arthurh3535 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...it adds quite a bit. The scene in 'How to Train Your Dragon' where the soot is blowing in the air and the viking appears was amazing. I also thought the massive fight against the Kraken in 'Clash of the Titans' was absolutely incredible.

    And I have to wear glasses normally.

    It was still worth it!

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    1. Re:But when it does add... by arthurh3535 · · Score: 1

      Quick link that proves that everything old is new again. Dang movies with sound and talking!

      http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/related_features/top_100_films/article3817326.ece

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    2. Re:But when it does add... by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...it adds quite a bit. The scene in 'How to Train Your Dragon' where the soot is blowing in the air and the viking appears was amazing. I also thought the massive fight against the Kraken in 'Clash of the Titans' was absolutely incredible.

      And I have to wear glasses normally.

      It was still worth it!

      I would argue that noticing how cool the 3-D illusion of the blowing soot looked was a distraction from the film, not an enhancement. Some movies are about showcasing modern visual effects. On average, these are the high budget, low quality movies. 3-D technology can add another tool to the director's arsenal to keep you from noticing that nothing else is very interesting.

      Most good movies are about telling a story. It's not like it can't be done, but no one yet has included 3-D in this sort of movie in a way that didn't detract from the experience.

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    3. Re:But when it does add... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience was exactly the opposite. How to Train Your Dragon was fuzzy in 3-D, and when my wife and I went back and saw it in 2-D our jaws were dropping over how detailed the graphics were.

    4. Re:But when it does add... by hamiltondaniel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, both of those movies were absolutely terrible, so terrible that you were paying attention to the 3D soot blowing through the air, instead of the movie.

    5. Re:But when it does add... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are flawed, citizen. Move over here to the gene reprocessing plant #42 for cellular destruction and reanimation. Attempting to escape will initiate override sequence 4224 of your cerebral behavioral control implant.

    6. Re:But when it does add... by Idiomatick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Most good movies are about telling a story." I think the word you were looking for was book. Movies have to do with story + audio + visuals.

    7. Re:But when it does add... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You might argue that, but keep in mind, "How to Train Your Dragon" is an animated film. You're supposed to notice it. Otherwise, why bother?

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    8. Re:But when it does add... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All of which are elements used to *tell a story*. A story isn't simply words. It's an expression of thought and emotion. Or would you argue that silent films don't tell stories?

    9. Re:But when it does add... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Basically when something is REALLY good in a film, it is so good you don't notice. When you notice the effect or whatever that means it is standing out, having attention called to it. Fine, but that isn't really what it should be over all.

      As an example: In a number of movies, I've heard a song that was really good. It was so good I noticed. The Mona Lisa Overdrive from the Matrix Reloaded was such a case. Furing the movie I said "Man, I want to own this song." All well and good, it is a cool song and I like to listen to it. However a really great soundtrack? Well it is so good I DON'T notice. The original Star Wars was like this. I listened to the soundtrack some years after watching the movie and found myself repeatedly going "Where was that from in the movie?" The score so seamlessly supports the picture that it just blends together. You don't take notice of it not because it is bad, but because it is so very good. It meshes in to a whole that you enjoy, you don't notice a given part and say "This part is good."

    10. Re:But when it does add... by DrXym · · Score: 1
      The 3D in Clash of the Titans was added post production (i.e. producer heard how well Avatar did and rushed through a 3D postprocess), and it was widely castigated as one of the worst 3D experiences yet with cardboard cutout like effects. Alice in Wonderland also got a 3D post-production but was more favourably regarded.

      What I simultaneously dread but remain curious about is what the process used on Clash / Alice means for existing 2D movies and shows. The amount of 3D content is pathetic, not enough to drive either 3D blu ray or 3D satellite / cable. I imagine that even now studios are tinkering with the idea of 3D-ifying existing content. It's the son of colorization all over again. I imagine that it could be done well in some cases and abysmally for others. I expect in a few years we can look forward to Casablanca 3D and History Channel specials such as WWII in 3D.

    11. Re:But when it does add... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Scenes that are so "blah" that I don't notice are not what I remember afterward. I can remember my excitement during 5th Element's blended cutscenes, thinking that they did a great job. I still remember them quite well, and the fact that I was excited. Good Will Hunting only broke the 4th wall once for me:"Huh, Robin Williams is playing a serious role again" And that's all I remember about that movie.

    12. Re:But when it does add... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Furing the movie I said "Man, I want to own this song."

      Furing your post I said "Man, what the hell does that mean?"

  14. Casablanca by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My favorite movie was shot in black and white. It has great acting from a great script with great directing and great cinematography. All of those trump special effects, even that last new thing, color. Good movies don't need gimmicks.

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    1. Re:Casablanca by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Good movies don't need gimmicks.

      Yes, but the other 99% do.

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    2. Re:Casablanca by geekoid · · Score: 1

      so what, there was no costuming in that movie? no make up? no lighting? no editing? no sound?

      Of course not, who would need those gimmicks~

      Hell, the best presentation is clearly done by a cast of all men on stage, and in Greek.

      *yeah, yeah, I know.

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    3. Re:Casablanca by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Those talkies are just a passing fad... I'd take a good, ol' fashioned silent film like Metropolis any day!

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    4. Re:Casablanca by antdude · · Score: 1

      That movie was boring for me, but I do like some old movies like North By Northwest, Rear Window, THEM!, Ten Commandments, etc.

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    5. Re:Casablanca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your favorite movie would have been even better in color, and even better in '3D,' and given the choice, you would watch the improved version every time. So what was your point, other than that a good story and good acting is better but does not eliminate the desire for a more effective delivery?

    6. Re:Casablanca by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm really doesn't translate online. Maybe he should pick up on your punctuation...

    7. Re:Casablanca by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Well, my favorite movie was shot on Zoopraxiscope. That's more than enough resources to tell a compelling, riveting story. You newcomers and your gimmicky "film reels" showing off the tremendous waste of frames.

      I've always said, "If you can't make it good, make a lot of it."

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    8. Re:Casablanca by khallow · · Score: 1

      Hell, the best presentation is clearly done by a cast of all men on stage, and in Greek.

      Nonsense. Hands cast shadows on the cave wall, telling the story of Coyote and how he stole fire from the Sun.

    9. Re:Casablanca by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Wait, wasn't Casablanca a soundie?

      Pshaww, kids these days.

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    10. Re:Casablanca by melikamp · · Score: 1

      Agreed. One of the best movies I've ever seen is Roger Corman's Creature from the Haunted Sea. To make a short story even shorter, Corman had a few days left over after shooting The Little Shop of Horrors in Puerto Rico, so he recycled some unused scripts and the black-and-white feature was shot in 5 days, with locals appearing as extras. Later the film was colorized. If you guys like comedy, this is a must-see from 1961. As a bonus, it is in the PD!

    11. Re:Casablanca by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      Oh really? Wait until Cameron shoots "Casablancas" (AKA Casablanca 2) in glorious 3D, and then we'll talk!

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  15. Just a passing fad or... by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just imagine if way back when, people were saying

    Several influential directors took surprisingly public potshots at the color boom during the recent broadcaster's dinner... Behind the scenes filmmakers have begun to resist production executives eager for color sales. For reasons both aesthetic and practical, some directors often do not want to convert a film to color or go to the trouble and expense of shooting with color cameras, which are still relatively untested on big movies with complex stunts and locations. Tickets for color films carry a $0.05 to $0.10 premium, and industry executives roughly estimate that color pictures average an extra 20 percent at the box office. Filmmakers like Mr. Niblo argue that color technology does little to enhance a cinematic story, while adding a lot of bother.

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    1. Re:Just a passing fad or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference being that 3-D films arent 3-D. Do a little research on how they are constructed.

    2. Re:Just a passing fad or... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For reasons both aesthetic and practical, some directors often do not want to convert a film to color or go to the trouble and expense of shooting with color cameras [...]

      Back when color first came out, there was no "converting to color"--it was either shot with color film or black-and-white film. There was no way to shoot it in black-and-white and then convert it.

      "Colorizing" movies didn't really start up until the 1980s and it was mostly for viewing on television. Films had already gone to color.

      As for the expense part, there's a movie I enjoy a lot called "Roman Holiday." and it was filmed in black-and-white. The studio wanted to film it in color in Hollywood and the Director wanted to film it in Italy for authenticity. The studio agreed to let him film in Italy, but wouldn't give him the extra money. So in order to save money, he filmed it in black-and-white. I don't think the movie suffered too much from that decision and would have suffered more if it had been shot in color on a Hollywood soundstage.

    3. Re:Just a passing fad or... by tunapez · · Score: 1

      Just imagine if in the future, people are going to be saying...
       

      Several influential directors took surprisingly public potshots at the smell-o-vision boom during the recent broadcaster's dinner... Behind the scenes filmmakers have begun to resist production executives eager for smell-o-vision sales. For reasons both aesthetic and practical, some directors often do not want to convert a film to smell-o-vision or go to the trouble and expense of shooting with smell-o-vision cameras(?), which are still relatively untested on big movies with complex stunts and locations. Tickets for smell-o-vision films carry a $10.00 to $20.0 premium, and industry executives roughly estimate that smell-o-vision pictures average an extra 20 percent at the box office. Filmmakers like "Mr. Neckbeard, Basement Dweller" argue that smell-o-vision technology does little to enhance a cinematic story, while adding a lot of bother.

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    4. Re:Just a passing fad or... by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      Just imagine if way back when, people were saying

      Several influential directors took surprisingly public potshots at the color boom during the recent broadcaster's dinner... Behind the scenes filmmakers have begun to resist production executives eager for color sales. For reasons both aesthetic and practical, some directors often do not want to convert a film to color or go to the trouble and expense of shooting with color cameras, which are still relatively untested on big movies with complex stunts and locations. Tickets for color films carry a $0.05 to $0.10 premium, and industry executives roughly estimate that color pictures average an extra 20 percent at the box office. Filmmakers like Mr. Niblo argue that color technology does little to enhance a cinematic story, while adding a lot of bother.

      If when color was introduced it required you to wear uncomfortable glasses that cause eyestrain and headaches then they would have been right, same as if to listen to a movie I had to wear hard uncomfortable headphones then I would prefer the movie was silent with subtitles, Color and sound didn't impose discomfort on the viewers the way 3D does, it also doesn't partically enhance the visuals in the movie

    5. Re:Just a passing fad or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True 3D is one thing, the post-conversion 3D is where people are really griping.

      Substitute your color substitute with archivists talking about restoring old black and white movies with artificial color (I believe this was pushed to some extent in the 80's). The same argument against colorizing black and white films can be used for post-conversion 3D, if it wasn't shot in 3D stereoscopically, it's not worth faking it, the results speak for themselves....

    6. Re:Just a passing fad or... by putaro · · Score: 1

      When they can do 3D without the glasses and without giving me a headache I'll be for it. Right now the effect is mainly annoying for me.

    7. Re:Just a passing fad or... by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      Back when color first came out, there was no "converting to color"--it was either shot with color film or black-and-white film. There was no way to shoot it in black-and-white and then convert it.

      You're not entirely off here, but that statement by itself is almost perfectly wrong. The first color films were actually made using black and white film that was painted different colors by hand. This technique is much older than you may think, dating back to Meliers and Edison. Later they used machines and stencils to dye frames various colors after they had been shot. This stenciling process was still in use until the late 1930's (full-color Technicolor was invented before then, but did not completely wipe out the older processes due to Hollywood's penny-pinching ways during the Great Depression).

    8. Re:Just a passing fad or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually many of the everlasting masterpieces in movie history were made on black-and-white medium. Casablanca, Some Like It Hot, all of Chaplin, Buster Keaton, the works of Eizenstein, Fellini, etc.

      Color actually reduces the level of abstraction between real world and movies, thus making it harder to create fictional works of much artistic merit! Color also raises costs of production, thus making it harder for talented amateur cinematographers gain recognition, since many of them do not have deep enough pockets to finance color reels.

    9. Re:Just a passing fad or... by stub667 · · Score: 1

      I don't think the industry complaining is interesting. A lot of the industry will resist the change as their careers are on the line, like the stars who disappeared because sound came along and their voices where not up to par, or the stars who will disappear because their skin doesn't stand up to HD.

      What I find interesting is the consumers who are complaining. People like me who are finding the movies are more enjoyable in 2D. I find 3D movies uncomfortable and destroy immersion in pretty much the same way as uncomfortable seats or irritating people sitting nearby do.

      I'll fondly recall Comming At Ya and Treasure of the Four Crowns from 25 years ago in glorious full colour 3d, but I'm certainly glad the technology never went mainstream like predicted. We have been here before, same arguments, same excuses, nearly identical technology. Industry sees it as a way of making a buck but the artists and consumers reject it. Come back to me when we can project holograms or something my brain will actually believe is 3d.

    10. Re:Just a passing fad or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people have to make shit up to try and defend some stupid position that isn't even their own, just something that advertising stuck in your head.

      3D is the same tech (glasses and all) that has been around forever. It didn't add shit to movie back in the 80's or even prior to that and it doesn't add shit now.

      Its not anywhere in the same realm as colour or sound was, so don't even pretend it is.

    11. Re:Just a passing fad or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, that's exactly what I was thinking. I'm sure the same thing happened going from silent to recorded sound.

    12. Re:Just a passing fad or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just imagine if way back when, people were saying color technology does little to enhance a cinematic story

      Evidence that new technology has absolutely no effect on a great story. At all.

    13. Re:Just a passing fad or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Color only worked when it didn't suck. If you search you could find lots of old color movies where the color was so terrible it distracts from the rest of the film. The films themselves tended to suck too. However any good old color movie had good color.

      So the lesson is that color for color's sake sucked as much as 3D for 3D's sake does. Unless you know how to do 3D well, for the love the audience, please don't do it!

    14. Re:Just a passing fad or... by Sparkycat · · Score: 1

      But is modern 3D more like the introduction of color, or more like the introduction of Smell-O-Vision? One was a genuine sea change in cinema, and one was a pointless gimmick; I think the jury is still out.

      Film audiences were initially pretty lukewarm about color films, it took movies like the Wizard of Oz for audiences to really grok the potential of the technology from an artistic and storytelling point of view. As far as 3D goes, I don't think we've seen that yet. Avatar was well constructed, but it didn't provide that kind of revelatory experience.

      I'm skeptical that 3D will find that moment, but something like a big-budget film version of, say, Karl Schroeder's Virga series could be it.

  16. Why directors shouldn't resist... by ev1lcanuck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm going to start off with the full disclosure. I am currently editor of a 3D film, and have previously worked on both motion capture and stereoscopic live-action 3D films. Also, I firmly believe post-conversion is terrible and is the number one thing the industry is doing to harm the advancement of 3D. Both live action 3D films I've been involved with have been shot completely stereoscopically in true 3D.

    I don't believe that directors are particularly wise to resist the move to 3D. There are a lot of benefits to shooting in 3D and to embrace the technology will allow filmmakers to be at the forefront and to dictate the advancements in the technologies - rather than having the producers dictate the advancement of the technology.

    It's just like the move from black & white to colour, from mono to stereo to surround, etc. 3D is going to consume a large portion of the market share in the coming years. Also, working with 3D isn't really that much trouble. You have to be smarter with your metadata and think a bit more about what you're doing ahead of time, but that holds true with any profession as technology becomes more complicated and more capable.

    People will expect more out of your product. Most people now expect cars to have airbags, ABS, air conditioning, and power locks and windows. As technology advances, people will expect new filmmaking technologies like 3D to come "standard". Will it increase the cost of films? Sure. Will ticket prices rise? Definitely. Do cars cost more now than they did 15 years ago? Absolutely. Has the experience of driving improved? I would argue that it has.

    1. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is this. I love movies. Watch them all the time. But 3d is meh for me, the you know customer, it really seems like a gimmick. I have watched 3d movies for ages. They were always meh for the 3d part. The MOVIE itself is why I go to see it.

      Instead of 'hey lets add 3d because it adds a lot to the story, experience, whatever'. It is about 'hey we can charge an extra 5 bucks a pop for people to see it.' You know when your audience feels ripped off they do not tend to come back. Cameron got lucky with it. He polished that bad boy for 10 years. Now everyone is thinking 'we can make the next avatar out of this crap movie'. Good luck with that.

      The cinema is competing with 55-65 inch TVs, and decent surround systems in peoples living rooms. A 55 inch tv in my living room is equivalent to what I see sizewise in a theater, and I dont even have to sit that close to the tv :). The sound is decent enough that it sounds like space ships are flying by. I still go to the theater as it is a different experience. But if I want to just see a movie. I can get the same or better from not even leaving my house and not pay 15 dollars for 2 bucks worth of snacks.

      You are right we movie goers expect more. But just not where you think.

    2. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The automotive features you mention all produce tangible benefits. The only benefit to 3d is it looks cooler...and a lot of us don't think it's cool enough to be worth the bother or expense. To me, it's a gimmicky distraction that costs more and requires me to wear glasses. No benefit at all. But if it sells, they'll shoot it. Oh, and get off my lawn!

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    3. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by donny77 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In my opinion that a lot of leaps of faith. For me 3D doesn't add anything to the experience. Color adds to the experience. Surround sound adds to the experience, but 3-D doesn't. Why? The fact is every movie I've ever seen was in 3D. Not on the screen, but in my brain. It did the work and it did it well. To me, standard movies to 3D movies is like CD to HD-CD, even most audiophiles don't care.

      Let's examine it more closely. Surround sound brought you into the audio of the movie. You could hear things behind you, to the side, below or above. With 3D video, you are still looking at a scene. You can't look to the side, look up or down, you can't significantly change the artistic shot of the camera. What you get is a depth perception, that is really already there. It is enhanced, sometime to the point of being distracting.

      And this is another reason directors should dislike 3D. Directors are acclaimed by the shot they produce. 3D removes from their shot by providing slightly different angles, or possibly in the future drastically different angles. This is the only value add to 3D in my opinion, providing the ability to pan around a scene and change the angle. This removes the art aspect of the film, and would force reliance on the story. This would also require an insane amount of cameras to shoot.

      In closing, full disclosure, I have seen one recent 3D movie. I am not sure if it was post production or not. I left the theater with a headache. The 3D effect was ok, but the backgrounds of the sets were blurry. I attributed this to cameras focusing on the foreground leaving the background slightly out of focus. This provides depth in a 2D setting, but in 3D you should set the focus not the camera. This is ultimately while I do not expect 3D to take off. The directors want artistic control of the shot, and should have it in my opinion. Yet this limitation negates the only benefit 3D has to offer. I'd prefer to watch a good movie in 2D.

    4. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people now expect cars to have airbags, ABS, air conditioning, and power locks and windows. As technology advances, people will expect new filmmaking technologies like 3D to come "standard".

      Airbags, ABS, air con... these things are useful. Let's cut the baloney -- the only reason Hollywood wants 3D in an age of HD camcorders on cell phones is to keep the barrier of entry for filmaking high. Directors play the studio game for the chance to work on projects they care about. Very few of these projects are going to be enhanced by 3D and even then I'd be seeking out the 2D showings of most films.

    5. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by hamiltondaniel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm going to start off with the full disclosure, too. I am currently a working 1st Assistant Cameraman, and I have worked on both "standard" (i.e. 2D) feature films and two feature films shot stereoscopically.

      Your claim that working with 3D isn't that much trouble obviously has a bit of a skewed perspective; in your air-conditioned office chair in the editing suite, yes, all you have to do is be smarter with your metadata. On an actual set, the sheer size, weight, and complexity of these 3D camera rigs means that a lot of things directors enjoy being able to do, especially shooting handheld and moving quickly, you can't do anymore. Obviously it depends on the setup you're using but some of these 3D rigs literally cannot fit through a door; to get them inside a room (for location shooting) you have to take them apart, carry the parts into the room, and then build the thing again. Forget about moving very quickly, so-called "run and gun" shooting, or really most handheld stuff at all. Yes, we all saw the photographs of Jim Cameron holding the 3D camera on his shoulder while shooting Avatar. What you didn't see was the 300-pound key grip he threw it at the second the stills photographer was done. These things are MONSTERS and there is already enough waiting around and wrangling of gear going on on a film set; you want to move AWAY from gear that hinders you, rather than towards it. I can see why a director would be VERY unhappy with losing these capabilities.

      Now, the first Technicolor cameras were ALSO monsters. Absolute beasts. Three cameras in one, basically, and since it was the 50s they were basically made out of cast iron and weighed about six tons (it probably felt like it, anyway). I won't argue that Technicolor was useless because the cameras were too big (especially since ALL cameras back then were enormous, but that's not the point). But I'm going to have to argue with you on your comparisons, as well. Technicolor was worth it. 2D to 3D is NOT the same as black and white to color; color is how we see the world. It makes sense for movies to be shot in color (it also makes sense for them to still be shot in black and white, if it will make the movie more effective). A 2D image, however, does not look inherently "flat", as a black and white image looks inherently colorless; the eye and the brain are more than capable of inferring three-dimensional spatial perception from a 2D image, especially if the director of photography likes depth of field. Stereoscopic depth is far from the only cue our brain uses to build perception of spaces; walk around with one eye closed and things might look a little less "three dimensional", but they certainly don't look flat and you're still quite capable of distinguishing relative distances between objects, because the brain also uses things like relative size, focus, light and shadow, movement parallax, etc. The 3D in movies does not, to my eye anyway, make the movies look more REAL; it makes them look more 3D. 2D movies look much closer to the way that I see the world than a 3D movie does, because I don't (and I doubt you do, either) see a 2D image as flat; I am able to infer all kinds of depth cues from things going on in the 2D image. Adding 3D to a 2D screen exaggerates all of those cues so much that things start to feel sort of grotesque; objects seem distended and loom out much closer to you than they should. It doesn't look real at all. It looks fake and made up, and for a lot of aesthetically-minded people, like directors, or directors of photography, the fakeness of it detracts from the experience much more than it adds.

      Perhaps someone will shoot a masterpiece with very very subtle stereoscopic 3D effects; they key to the thing, I think, is subtlety, enhancing and enriching the depth cues that are already there, not blasting them away with a huge monster jumping out of the screen. That's cool, yeah, but it takes you OUT of the movie, it reminds you that you're in a movie theatre looking at a screen by sheer fact of trying

    6. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      "The only benefit to 3D is that it looks cooler".

      I don't know about you, but typically, when I go to see a movie, I look at it.

      If all I wanted to do was hear the story, I would sit at home in front of my 40's tube radio and tune into All My Children.

      3D is amazingly immersive when done right, and draws you more into the filmmakers world. This is just the dawn of a new age and there will be winners and losers. Good directors will adapt and the films will get better. Poor ones will whine and moan until they are irrelevant.

    7. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember the first few dozens/hundreds of movies that came out when color was invented? If not, just go and look at screenshots of The Wizard of Oz (1939). They were so colorful they would almost damage your rods and cones.

      Same thing when stereo, then surround sound was added to movies. Suddenly all movies had to have those silly, "let's pan from front/left to back/right" kind of scenes.

      We're now seeing the same thing with 3D. Completely useless, over-done 3D for the sake of doing 3D. Let's give them 10 to 20 years...

    8. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In my opinion, surround sound in movies not only does not add anything to the experience, but actually detracts from it.

      Here I am, sitting and watching the movie happen in front of me and all of a sudden the action I'm watching is making sound behind me? I'm not in the holodeck surrounded by the characters and in the middle of the place!

      We're reading books and watching movies in the "3rd person" view, external to the story (there's a term for that but can't remember it right now). Why is the sound from the story all around me?

      However, surround sound does make sense when playing a game in the 1st person view. You're actually playing the part of the main character of the story so it makes sense that the audio is relative to yourself.

    9. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      3D does not add any information whatsoever to any shot of any movie, ever.

      Color did, and does. Sound did, and does -- both sound itself, and stereo sound, and surround sound. Each step made more information available and expressible.

      3D effects do not add any information available to either be expressed by the director or received by the audience. It's not really 3D. It's just a visual illusion. It's just like those images that, when you look at them, appear to be moving though they're not -- that isn't a motion picture, though the picture appears to be undergoing motion. It's a visual illusion. That is 3D.

      That's why 3D is a gimmick.

      I'm not denigrating your work, and it's a gimmick that can work out moderately neat, but it is still just a gimmick and not a paradigm change in filmmaking. Don't hang your hat on it. It's not going to be around to stay -- not in its current form. It'll disappear again, soon, and probably come back again, later. It won't stick around until we can actually project a 3 dimensional image, a visual holodeck sort of affair. *That* would actually be adding information to the film; it would be closer to watching a play than a movie. Objects would shift relative to each other as you moved your head, or as they moved, just as real 3D objects in the real world do. that's what 3D movies are lacking. It's still just a 2D image.

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    10. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Air conditioning, radio/stattelite radio, power locks/windows, tvs in the back, CD player, mp3 player docks, LADAR, power steering, automatic transmission, leg room, head room, windshields, roof, push button start, keyless entry, remote start, climate control, seat warmer, adjustable seats with memory, GPS, voice navigation, wifi, gutters over doors, windshield cleaner, horn, interior lights, engine block heater, phones...

      These are all there to make the car nicer and doesn't change the vehicle's performance in any way. Really, cars could do almost as much performance wise in the 30s as they do today.

    11. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      It's not really 3D. It's just a visual illusion. It's just like those images that, when you look at them, appear to be moving though they're not -- that isn't a motion picture, though the picture appears to be undergoing motion.

      You do realize that the same is true of movie frames, right?

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    12. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by zippthorne · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On an actual set, the sheer size, weight, and complexity of these 3D camera rigs means that a lot of things directors enjoy being able to do, especially shooting handheld and moving quickly

      Well there's a tangible benefit to 3D right there! No more supertrendyshakycam!

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    13. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Well, this is just like sound. If you record in stereo, you can do some pretty cool things, and easily reduce to mono. It's hard and messy to produce stereo from mono sound.
      With stereoscopic movies, they can easily be planned for mono, and shown as such. But IMO more information is never a bad thing.

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    14. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by khallow · · Score: 1

      That explains why it failed in the 50s. It was as big an innovation as going from black and white to technicolor. Not because it was on par with a cheap special effects trick (from the audience point of view) yet not cheap like a cheap special effects trick.

    15. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by jrumney · · Score: 1

      It's just like the move from black & white to colour, from mono to stereo to surround, etc.

      Except its not. I didn't need special glasses to see in colour, and I didn't need special listening equipment to hear surround sound. 3D will remain a marketing gimmick until that is solved.

    16. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by sjames · · Score: 1

      As far as the cars go, the AC is nice, but then I live in the South where it is nearly mandatory. The rest can go (yes, including the airbags. That's what seatbelts are for) it's just more stuff to go wrong.

      As for the movies (and to a lesser extent, television), special effects are occasionally used in powerful ways, but typically they just distract from the thin plot. The most effective scenes I've seen involved little more than good lighting, appropriately dramatic music and well done choreography.

      A lot of good filmmaking is getting the audience to not notice things and to suspend disbelief. Overbearing awareness of the 2-Dness of the movie has never been a problem.

      You also have to consider how it will look when it loses the 3-D for home video. I'm sure not ready to spend thousands on a new setup just to see a few movies in 3D.

      Hearing people passing to the side and then behind me watching Gandhi had a much more powerful effect than 3d has. Even that rarely gets used well.

      I'm not saying it isn't cool from time to time, but most of the cool is exactly because it's rare. It's been do-able for decades now. The old color based kind even works on a standard analog television. It wasn't pushed then because there was nothing consumers had to buy to get it (except perhaps a pair of cheap 3D glasses). IIRC, 2 things have been pushed on TV in 3D since the '70s. It was a ginmmick then and everyone knew it. Many went along because the glasses were free so what the heck.

    17. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by taucross · · Score: 1

      When Terrence Malick shoots a film on 3D, then it's a real medium, and not just a gimmick. :)

      Yes I can see it now. Grass. Green grass. Yellow grass. Brown grass. All in glorious grassy 3D!

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    18. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by vaporland · · Score: 1

      2D to 3D is NOT the same as black and white to color; color is how we see the world... 2D movies look much closer to the way that I see the world than a 3D movie does, because I don't (and I doubt you do, either) see a 2D image as flat;

      last time I checked, i found that I do see the world in color 3D. HD cameras used to be huge, now they fit in a shirt pocket. 3D cameras will be no different. I thought Avatar was great in 3D, so was Toy Story 3. You can rant against it all you want, the next thing will be movies projected directly into your cornea, and nobody will like that at first either...

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    19. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by njen · · Score: 1

      It's just like the move from black & white to colour, from mono to stereo to surround, etc.

      No no no, colour and stereo were passive improvements, the audience didn't have to do anything extra to experience those. S3D is an active improvement, as in you have to actively do something (wear glasses) to experience it otherwise you can't. I really wish people would stop making this comparison, because it's simply not the same.

      Fact: S3D makes everything a few stops darker
      Fact: You can't focus properly on any area of the screen that hasn't been made the focal point. Meaning that you can't marvel at some bit of the background scenery without your brain starting to get confused or even inducing a slight headache.

      My theory on the current push for 3D is so that the studios can force the theaters to finally go digital, thus eliminating the need to make costly film prints. At up to $2000 each, if a movie wants to appear on 4000 screens simultaneously, that's a large amount of money the studios need to outlay. But in digital, they just ship around a bunch of reusable hard drives for a fraction of the cost. Once everything is mostly digital, S3D will die down again, like it did 30 years ago in the 80's, and 30 years before that in the 50's. History repeats.

      Give me the crisp, bright normal "2D" movie please, so that I can enjoy looking at any part of the screen I want, and so that I can turn my head and still be able to watch it properly.

      btw, I work in VFX and am currently working on a stereo converted movie.

    20. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Gothmolly · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You sound gay.

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    21. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      btw, I work in VFX and am currently working on a stereo converted movie.

      Then you're a hypocrite for cashing that pay check.

    22. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by hhr · · Score: 1

      3D may be invevitable and unwise to resist, but that doesn't mean film makers should embrace it now. Let's face it, it took 30 years for the movies to really transition from B&W to color. Many great B&W movies were made after the color debut. For decades it made economic sense to stick with B&W. Likewise, until 3D cameras become cheap and convinient, it may be better for most filmmakers to skip it. In the long run 3D may win. But, if you want to make a film, it's better to make it with the tools at hand, then go the extra mile and expense to make it in 3D. How many movies really would benifit from 3D? Sure, the summer blockbusters will. And probably animated kids fare. How about a Romantic Comedy? A drama? I predict it will be a long time before a 3D film wins Oscar for best pic.

    23. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

      It's nice to see someone involved in the industry "getting it".

      For me, the deal-breaker with current 3D movies is the simple fact that I have to look at whatever is in focus to avoid being distracted or getting a headache. I like the freedom to explore the scene, and 3D takes that away from me.

      That being said, there are some developments that could be a bit of a game changer for 3D. Where I'd like 3D right now is FPS games. Combined with a webcam and eye-tracking the effect could be configured to put whatever I look at in focus, much like the eye would. I'm guessing this could do a lot for immersion. (I'm not aware of anyone having done this yet.)

      With movies it's much trickier. Depth of field is something you decide when shooting. For now:
      http://graphics.stanford.edu/papers/lfcamera/

      Using a flexible depth of field technique it could perhaps be possible to remove the restriction to have to decide the depth of field when shooting. The viewer could decide that part when watching, using the same kind of eye tracking I described above. Granted, this would work only if there is a single viewer, or with a technology to feed individual video feeds to all viewers. This also would strip the director of a creative technique, and in that sense would lessen the cinematic experience.

      I agree completely with you about your thoughts on the human visual system. The brain in effect makes a 2D scene with 3D ques into 3D. For now, as far as I'm concerned, 3D is a gimmick in current movies. A cool gimmick, (and technically very well executed in Avatar,) but a gimmick none the less.

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    24. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by porkThreeWays · · Score: 1

      You sir, are my hero. I've never been able to put into words exactly why I hate 3D, but you have. People keep comparing 3D to the sound and color advancements, but they don't take away from a movie. 3D does. 3D actually makes the movie worse for me. Not because of the headaches, or glasses, or anything like that, but because it looks so fake and in no way anything my brain has seen in the real world.

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    25. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by winwar · · Score: 1

      "These are all there to make the car nicer and doesn't change the vehicle's performance in any way."

      Really? Are you serious? Aside from the fact that that some of those things have been present almost from the start (leg room, head room, windshields, roof, horn) many of them most certainly do affect performance. It's called weight. The more of it, the less performance. And many of those things I think make the car worse (automatic transmission, phones, gps, tvs, etc.) YMMV.

      "Really, cars could do almost as much performance wise in the 30s as they do today."

      Not remotely close. The crappiest econobox you can buy today is better than the top of the line of the 30's.

    26. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      May I doubt that 3d is going to consume a lot. The problem is simply that there are so many disadvantages. While 3d works in certain movies and is finally here to stay, it is handled mostly as the next price hike scheme currently and thus getting slowly a bad reputation.
      The problems are:
      a) 3d glasses, the number one problem
      b) Headaches for many people, this is not a problem which does not affect a load of people
      c) 3d tries to hide bad movies like FMV did the last 10 years
      d) Price hikes like added glass surcharges for glasses which you then have to give back, or 3d premium price

      In the end it is not worth it. Heck even the movie prices are not worth it anymore. I have a family, and I think twice about going to the movies anymore.
      Over here in europe the experience is like following:

      Having to drive there one way or the other
      Fully overpriced snacks (usually 2-3times the price of what you have to pay at a supermarket)
      Pay almost the same prices as the buy DVD (which is too much for two persons + children)
      Have to sit through the obligatory you are a thief insult, which alone already made me leave the movie once upfront
      Have to sit through commercials for 15 minutes, 30 if it is a blockbuster with an initial weeks run
      Have to sit through the obligatory what is coming up

      Once you have fallen asleep the movie starts...

      I personally made a choice and went from going to the movies once per week to the big theatres to zero per year, well ocasionally every few years, it is not worth bothering anymore. Arthouse cinemas still see me regularily though. Oh shock cinemas without sound which blows your ears away huge halls of 500 people, but they have movie experience without being insulted having to go through ads etc... And they play actually movies worthwhile watching because they have stories instead of fmv+ story blueprints rehashed.

      The last time I saw a movie in one of the big houses was Avatar 3d just to see if 3d had improved since the 80s when I last saw a 3d movie and it basically just gave me the impression that nothing has changed, the same glasses they used 20 years ago, the same polarized light, the same headaches etc... And of course the list of theatre annoyances I listed before which again made the experiences unbearable upfront. I just wonder why people are so masochistic and really do that to themselves, I assume it is probably for doing something with their friends and less for enjoying the movie.

    27. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is besides the headaches 3d gives to many people and other annoyances, which slowly is giving 3d a bad rep (do I have to say again, we have been there several times), how do you want to use 3d.

      If you want to use it subtle then nothing has been gained for using 3d, if you want to use it big time with things flying around then it is distracting.
      I have seen Avatar and I cannot really see what 3d has given the movie specially.
      Maybe I was sitting too far away from the screen to really having enjoyed the 3d but it just made a 2d movie more like a stage play by adding a 3rd dimension and it gave me a constant distraction due to the glasses and an headache due to the length and sometimes effects which were badly placed and made my brain go haiwire on the depth focus.

      For me 3d is the next price hike scheme from hollywood period...

    28. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pay almost the same prices as the buy DVD (which is too much for two persons + children)
      Have to sit through the obligatory you are a thief insult, which alone already made me leave the movie once upfront
      Have to sit through commercials for 15 minutes, 30 if it is a blockbuster with an initial weeks run
      Have to sit through the obligatory what is coming up

      Ah, so I'm not alone.

      Prices are absurd. Sure, a big cinema screen is nice but for the overall price of a cinema visit, I just have to wait a few months and I can buy the DVD used or new from the bargain bin for the same amount of money and watch the movie as often as I want, when I want.

      Aside from prices, the commercials killed it for me. Assume you preorder tickets for a movie, to ensure you'll get in. All theatres I know of require you to pick them up 30 Minutes before the movie starts, that is actually before the commercials start. After that you still have to wait 15-30 minutes for the actual movie to start.

      So you've just wasted 45-60 minutes of mindless waiting alone. Add to that the time it takes to get to and and from the theatre and a movie visit has an overhead of 1-2 hours. Unless you are already near a theatre and can plan accordingly, it's just not worth it.

    29. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Post conversion is rubbish. I felt absolutely cheated by Clash of the Titans. The 3-D was terrible. The movie would have been better and cheaper in 2-d. Sold a mule.

      It needs someone with the class of Abrhams or Weedon to make the T-2 or Aliens of 3-d films....cos for all the hype I think Avatar was a pup underneath. Star Trek has been the best movie I've seen in recent times for blockbuster power...

    30. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      ... if you twist things around, then you could technically, maybe, be correct.

      but really, you're not at all.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Revolving_circles.svg

      that's an optical illusion that appears to move, but doesn't actually move. it's one still image. there's no actual motion.

      3D movies are just another optical illusion. They're not actually 3D. It's just a chintzy effect that adds nothing concrete -- it doesn't actually make the movies 3D, it only accentuates things that are already there. We know this-thing is in the foreground and that-thing is in the background. There's nothing new being added by 3D effects.

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    31. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they can get away with raising the price they'll they'll do it...

    32. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      The point is that the "motion" you see on a movie screen isn't real either; it's just as much an optical illusion as 3D is, or the moving-circles thing. It's really just a series of still images, projected one after another fast enough that your brain is fooled into believing it's seeing motion. So it comes down to a question of which particular optical illusion you prefer. De gustibus, and all that. Pretending that one type of illusion adds information while another doesn't is just silly.

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    33. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as the cars go, the AC is nice /.../

      Thanks. But I'm nice even if the cars don't go far...

    34. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surround sound was a great advancement until the cinemas cranked the volume so loud that it all muds together. 3D is already suffering from this. Directors eager to show off 3D will place objects that appear directly in front of your face. Only your brain knows that things in front of your face need to be focused on and can't be seen when focusing into infinity. This creates disorientation and sends you crashing out of the experience.

    35. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by FreeUser · · Score: 1

      Well there's a tangible benefit to 3D right there! No more supertrendyshakycam!

      You say that in jest, but I would seriously like supertrendyshakycam shots to die the death they've so richly deserved these last 10 years or so, and if 3-d kills that, it's well worth the darker, dimmer imagery.

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    36. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by mochan_s · · Score: 1

      The 3D in movies does not, to my eye anyway, make the movies look more REAL; it makes them look more 3D. 2D movies look much closer to the way that I see the world than a 3D movie does, because I don't (and I doubt you do, either) see a 2D image as flat; I am able to infer all kinds of depth cues from things going on in the 2D image.

      That's not true. With thousands of movies made, people know what a 2D images will look good and what won't. Thus, what is made is good for 2D movies.

      Most movies or TV images will have either panoramic shots or have a central item to focus on. Suppose someone enters a room. How big is the room? What is in the room? OK, there is a desk in the room but how big is the desk in relation to the room? 3d movies will give a sense of being there. 2D movies will never focus on these things because then you'd be bored.

      The best comparison I can think of is looking at real estate photos and then going there and seeing the place. If you see the place, then the photos make sense. But, just with the photos, no matter how many there are, it's really hard to make out how everything is in relation to each other.

    37. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      Errrm.... Aircon not affecting performance? It sucks about a third of the engine power out of my (admittedly, tiny) car.

      Anything electrically powered will put a load on the alternator and leach power from the engine, so that's aircon, seat warmers, air fans, electrical accessories, etc.

      And as the sibling points out, extra weight takes extra juice to haul around.

      I think we're due for a new age of minimalism if battery electric vehicles are going to take off in the market - they really need to reduce their power draw which means going on a diet as far as current consumption and weight goes.

    38. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You have to be smarter with your metadata"

      LOL

    39. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by openfrog · · Score: 1

      On an actual set, the sheer size, weight, and complexity of these 3D camera rigs means that a lot of things directors enjoy being able to do, especially shooting handheld and moving quickly

      Well there's a tangible benefit to 3D right there! No more supertrendyshakycam!

      No benefit at all. The point of the parent is that supertrendyshakycam (has been around for more than a half century, by the way) and other techniques that are hindered by the use of these 3D rigs add more realism to the film than 3D. He argues, and I think this as the decisive argument against 3D, that not only this does not add to realism, it takes away from it. It is a mere theatrical gimmick that is not life like, it pulls you out of the storytelling and remind you that you are in a theater. As such, it goes against cinematographic evolution as we have known it, which favors a realistic experience which supports storytelling. It is therefore not surprising that the actual people involved in the storytelling rebel against this trend.

      I also believe that the studios themselves support this out of their best judgment out of fear of the 'democratization' of cinema (cheaper cameras) and as an effective barrier to entry.

    40. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Aardvark101 · · Score: 1

      Have to agree with Radical Moderate. I saw Avatar in 3D and it was cool, but it didn't do anything for me other than go "Hey! Neat!". Since then, the number of 3D movies I've seen has been zero. I avoid them because it was cool once and definitely didn't strike me as being worth the extra ticket money for the whole family. Going to the movies is already expensive enough and I don't think your car analogy works here either. A car with a bunch of added safety features and creature comforts is worth more money to me to protect myself and my family. I will also get 5+ (hopefully) years of use out of it. Comparably, a movie with a bunch of superfluous and sometimes annoying bells and whistles that costs a lot more to see in a theater means I'll be seeing it in my home theater (if at all) when it hits the rental shelf or cable.

    41. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      As long as viewers are required to wear special glasses to view 3D, it will not be readily accepted by the public for the majority of movies. Every couple of years someone tries to make a big wave about 3D movies. This has been going on since the 1950s. It is not like the move from black & white to color (except insofar as adding 3D post production will detract from a good movie, just as colorization detracted from a good black & white movie, although for different reasons). It is like the move from stereo to surround sound, except that you didn't need to wear special headphones for surround sound. While surround sound allows for some really cool sound effects, for most movies people would not miss it if they were in stereo rather than surround sound. I do not have surround sound at home and I have never noticed the difference in experience between movies I watched in the theater and at home.

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    42. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Groghunter · · Score: 1

      He's not so much talking about supertrendyshakycam, as much as he is talking about a director not being able to, for instance: put a cameraman in a passanger seat for a shot in a car. pan through a window to the people talking inside. look at a set, decide that he'd rather shoot from a different angle, and move everything in a reasonable amount of time. oh, I'm pretty sure you could do supertrendyshakycam with 3D, too.

    43. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cars could do almost as much performance wise in the 30s as they do today.

      Haha, what?

      1926 Bentley 4.5l S/C: 175 hp, 2.3 mpg, top speed 138 mph, hp/l 39. A ruinously expensive custom racing car of which 55 were built. Beaten some years later by the Napier Railton, a 24 litre W12 monster making 500 hp, which is impressive even today, but not at the ratio of 21 hp/l. A single, one-off car powered by an aeroplane engine.

      2011 Ford Mustang, V6: 3.7l producing 305 hp for a ratio of 82. 19 city mpg. Top speed is proving really quite hard to find, but one link suggested it was artifically limited to 113 mph. I very much doubt that's anywhere close to the real figure, I think it's more like 155 mph. The GT model with the 5.0 V8 makes 412 hp and bitching torque. This is the Mustang, poster child for cheap muscle cars, and it's destroying proper sports cars from as recent as the mid 80s.

      If you compared today's equivalents of the Bentley Blower to those old cars, they would look like Segways. Your statement was ridiculous.

    44. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Actually arthouse cinemas in the city saved the movie experience for me. They simply deliver what moviegoing should be an affordable 2 hours without having to sit through the obligatory we want your money and we want all of it whipping.

    45. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      3d failed a second time in the 80s when they used the same 3d systems they do now. The main difference back then was that it was harder to shoot and distribute than it is now, but the 3d technology itself despite all the hype generated by companies like real3d was in the basics the same, as was the image quality. You either have to use shutter glasses or polarized light, period.

    46. Re:Why directors shouldn't resist... by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      1939 - Railton Special - 369.74mph
      Present - Vesco Turbinator - 458.196mph
      So an extra 25% top speed in the last 80years. I guess I'm used to computer tech.

  17. No 3D p0rn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Please, no 3D p0rn, the mere thought of a guy in an an aroused state pointing his thing at the 3D camera.... shudder.

  18. Mars Needs Moms? by Megahard · · Score: 3, Funny

    3D or not, I bet Mars Needs MILFs would do a lot better.

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    1. Re:Mars Needs Moms? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      3D or not, I bet Mars Needs MILFs would do a lot better.

      Coming this Fall on NBC; MILF Island... In Spaaaace!

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    2. Re:Mars Needs Moms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the porn industry often parodies titles of popular mainstream movies in their titles.

      So if Mars Needs Moms does well, you can expect a Mars Needs MILFs shortly thereafter.

  19. That's fine by mccalli · · Score: 1

    A lot of stars never made the transition from silent to talkies either.

    Face it: a new era is here and the kids love it. -I- love it. My kids, all under ten, all expect to see 3D when they go to the cinema now. I'm rather older than that, and I like seeing 3D too. It's just the new given, not a novelty any more.

    I don't turn my nose up at 2D, abut then I don't turn my nose up at black and White or silent either. There are. thkse that would, and as time goes on I expect there will be those that feel the same about 2D bs 3D, at least at the cinema. Cheers, Ian

    1. Re:That's fine by Abcd1234 · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Face it: a new era is here and the kids love it. -I- love it. My kids, all under ten, all expect to see 3D when they go to the cinema now.

      That's because your kids are idiots.

      No, really, I don't mean that to be a flame, but kids are, well, stupid. Sit them in front of a great film like 2001 or The Shining and they'll get bored out of their minds because, guess what, *they're kids*.

      Gauging the relative merits of a technology based on whether or not your 7-year-old likes it is probably one of the worst metrics I can think of...

    2. Re:That's fine by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Jepp except for the idiots thing I agree, his kids are not idiots quite the opposite. Whatever kids like, it is a fading as I kid I loved 3d as well, but now I hate it passionately and I probably would hated it from 15 onwards due to the obvious scam involved with the prices and all negative aspects like headaches etc...

      But as a kid you simply love novelties however shitty it is, but that soon wears off. It has something to do with the way kids see the world where everything is new and must be experienced and discovered for themselves.

    3. Re:That's fine by OneMadMuppet · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wait, what? You want to show The Shining to a bunch of kids under 10? And you call other people idiots?

    4. Re:That's fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, his kids are indeed ... stupid. I remember watching 2001 and the shining with my folks when I was little (pre 10 years old) and I absolutely loved those movies.

    5. Re:That's fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have ANY idea how stupid your comment is?

      Every line was asinine, callous, and simply WRONG.

      And to think the real idiots actually modded you as 'insightful'.

      This website really is dreadful.

    6. Re:That's fine by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I'll match you your under-ten kids with my under-ten kids. They don't expect 3D in a movie. When we saw Toy Story 3, we saw the non-3D version and they loved it. They didn't leave asking why it wasn't 3D. Right now, 3D *is* a novelty. While a few movies are coming out in 3D, many more are non-3D. (And many of the 3D movies are really 2D movies which are "converted" into 3D in post-production to catch the 3D trend.)

      Time will tell whether 3D turns into the "Next Big Thing" like color and sound were or whether it fades away (as it has done many times before). Still, right now, I don't think it is a foregone conclusion that 3D is going to be the expected norm when people go to a movie theater.

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    7. Re:That's fine by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      "Stupid" with regards to the question "what is a great film for a Slashdotter", but smart with regards to the question "what is a great film for children". Clearly 3D is something that enhances the moviegoing experience for them, in much the same way that bright colours, happy music and a positive resolution to the plot would. Gauging the relative merits of a technology soley based on whether a slashdotter likes it is one of the worst metrics I can think of, because slashdotters are not a remotely useful sample for most situations.

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    8. Re:That's fine by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Clearly 3D is something that enhances the moviegoing experience for them, in much the same way that bright colours, happy music and a positive resolution to the plot would.

      Yup, so we can agree, then, that 3D is best used for kids movies, where "wow, cool!" is more important than plot, and that they should keep it the hell away from real films? Works for me!

  20. get off my 3d lawn, and .... by Surt · · Score: 1

    Take your color cinematography with you.

    Seriously, 3d is closer to reality. Every step closer to reality has been found to be an improvement in the capabilities of storytellers.

    Where would Schindler's list have been without the pink jacket?

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    1. Re:get off my 3d lawn, and .... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Where would Schindler's list have been without the pink jacket?"

      It certainly would have been less of a gas~

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    2. Re:get off my 3d lawn, and .... by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Seriously, 3d is closer to reality. Every step closer to reality has been found to be an improvement in the capabilities of storytellers.

      In that case, I have seen the future, and it's called "theatre".

      And I assume you're a lifetime patron of your local community theatre or summer stock company?

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    3. Re:get off my 3d lawn, and .... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Well, theatre has some issues to resolve:

      Inconsistent performances.
      Lousy special effects.
      Terrible production values.

      While I do get your point (which I take to be that theatre is in fact 'real'), if you've been to any theatre, you know that they are far from being able to present the kind of reality that a movie can, and if you stretch the definition that far, you may as well accept that a movie is also real based on that definition.

      And on the aside, I do in fact patronize the theatre. It's just a very different kind of entertainment.

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    4. Re:get off my 3d lawn, and .... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Every step closer to reality has been found to be an improvement in the capabilities of storytellers.

      So, I suppose the advent of the animated feature resulted in a decrease "in the capabilities of storytellers"?

      Please. That statement of yours is patently false right on its face.

    5. Re:get off my 3d lawn, and .... by SEE · · Score: 1

      Color was tried, and became universal. 3D was tried, was popular for a few years, and then was abandoned for the next five decades. 3D's already been proven to be a mere gimmick whose popularity goes away after it ceases to be novel.

    6. Re:get off my 3d lawn, and .... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Where would Schindler's list have been without the pink jacket?

      A better film?

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    7. Re:get off my 3d lawn, and .... by Surt · · Score: 1

      That's clearly untrue ... the capabilities of the new generation of 3d are significantly different from those of the previous generation, and aren't yet everything they could be even now.

      Your claim would be the equivalent of saying adding brown to black and white movies if it failed would prove that color was a failure.

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    8. Re:get off my 3d lawn, and .... by Surt · · Score: 1

      On the contrary. The introduction of animation allowed storytellers to portray more realistically the content they were trying to convey to the audience. It was a huge step forward in realism for fantasy stories.

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    9. Re:get off my 3d lawn, and .... by SEE · · Score: 1

      Analogous to adding brown? No. Old-style 3D vs. modern is analogous to Technicolor versus modern color methods, or early Moveitone vs. Dolby Digital. Which is to say, no, the improvements don't make it something new. Still requires glasses, still significantly degrades the experience for a substantial minority of viewers, still gives people headaches, still adds significant costs to production, still doesn't add anything to the vast majority of movies ("Oh, I loved On the Waterfront, but it would have been even better in 3D!").

      It's doomed.

  21. I recall Jaws 3D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free 3D glasses in cereal cartons it was going to be the "next big thing" back in the '80s. Stereoscopic "3D" is about as compelling now as it was back then. The truth is that if 3D were anything but a gimmick and a distraction it would have taken off years ago.

    It all reminds me of the surround sound effects added to the Star Wars special editions. The sound of rice bouncing against taught tracing paper somewhere behind my head does not immerse me in the film, it causes me to turn around.

    The modern Hollywood business plan involves distracting paying customers from the low quality of the product. So we'll have the star wars prequels rerendered and processed to 3D. Adding 3D or CGI will not improve a shit film and audiences are increasingly wise to this.

  22. Similar to color... by cowtamer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure there were many filmmakers who resisted to push to color, a small minority with good reason.

    Not every movie should be in 3D just like every movie should not necessarily be in color. But I think a lot of the pushback is from people who can't see (or handle) 3D. As others have pointed out, new directors will come up with new ways of using this, just like they did with color.

    You will see new tools in the next couple of years that will make 3D movies more 'directable' as well as post-processing tools that will make it hurt your eyes less. I hope the technology catches on this time. I imagine it's easier to shoot a movie in 3D than to convert it to 3D later (this _may_ change with technology, but I kind of hope it doesn't -- watching a movie converted to 3D is as painful as watching a "colorized" classic movie). 3D to 2D conversion is trivial.

    1. Re:Similar to color... by SEE · · Score: 1

      If 3D were something new, there might be some point in analogizing it to sound or color. But 3D dates back to the 1950s. It's been done before, and it's been proven to be a fad. It'll get put on the shelf again in a few years.

    2. Re:Similar to color... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      BRB vomiting on the guy in front of me while watching a 3d flick. I'm sure that it's going to work out very well for the future.

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    3. Re:Similar to color... by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      They should try selling Kermode's famous "2D glasses". One person who finds 3D unbearable may be enough to discourage a group from going, but if you provide them a way of viewing the image in mono, that may be avoided.

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  23. 3D frenzy will peter out by ardent99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've seen a few 3d movies now, and in my experience, you notice it for a few minutes and think "that's interesting", but if you are absorbed in the story you quickly forget that you are watching it in 3d. The point of watching a movie is to immerse yourself in the story. If you are noticing the 3d effects, you are not immersed, you are looking at the medium itself, not the story. Saying a movie was better in 3-d is kind of like saying "That novel was really good. The leather binding really made it better."

    Because of that, and because it is extra bother to wear uncomfortable glasses, and extra expense for admission, I think 3d will prove to be a fad that settles down to a minimal sustainable level. It probably will never go away, but it will never take over either.

    1. Re:3D frenzy will peter out by Kenja · · Score: 1

      Its cyclical it seems. Still got a copy of "cat women from the moon" in 3D and my old LCD shutter glasses around here some place. There have been 3D moves since the 50s. People think they're great for a while, then it fades out. Then ten years later it all gets dusted off and we start over.

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    2. Re:3D frenzy will peter out by cbdougla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly! And on the flip side, if the 3D effects are badly done, it can destroy the experience entirely.

      Clash of the Titans, for example, wasn't the greatest movie or anything but I absolutely hated it and mostly because of the badly executed 3D. I felt like my eyes were fighting for focus through the whole movie.

    3. Re:3D frenzy will peter out by DarkEmpath · · Score: 1

      It probably will never go away, but it will never take over either.

      While I agree it's a current fad (the glasses requiring kind), I do think 3D will eventually become the norm.

      Once glasses-less 3D is practical and cost effective, and once 3D TVs can display 2D at the same high quality that they display 3D (current 3D TVs do 3D well, but aren't too good with 2D), then 3D will become ubiquitous. You'll sit in front of the TV and watch the old stuff in 2D, and new stuff in 2 or 3D, just like you can watch old black and white movies on your new HD TV.

      It won't happen in the immediate future, but I'd guess within 10 years 3D TVs will be 90%+ of what's sold (the non-glasses kind). Buying an old style 2D TV will be like trying buy a VHS player now. They exist if you want one, but it's no longer the consumer norm.

    4. Re:3D frenzy will peter out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no it won't. you'd be naïve to think so. people don't just turn their backs on newly available technology, not that people here don't know that.

    5. Re:3D frenzy will peter out by Trogre · · Score: 1

      You do realise the same can be said about just about any enhancement.

      Five minutes into a movie, it's barely relevant whether I'm watching it on a motion-interpolated widescreen TV with 7.1 channel surround sound or an 8" black-and-white with a whip aerial and tuning knob.

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    6. Re:3D frenzy will peter out by sootman · · Score: 1

      > I've seen a few 3d movies now, and in my experience, you
      > notice it for a few minutes and think "that's interesting", but
      > if you are absorbed in the story you quickly forget that you
      > are watching it in 3d.

      I don't. You know why? The. Fucking. Glasses. I hate them. I don't get headaches, they're just uncomfortable. Cheap, ill-fitting, scratchy, plastic pieces of shit. They just feel weird on my face. I hate, hate, hate them. Unfortunately, my wife thinks 3D movies are cool so I'm stuck watching them for as long as they keep getting made.

      Toy Story 3 was a great movie. I can't imagine I would have liked it any less in 2D. There wasn't one second of that movie where I thought "wow, I'm glad I'm watching this in 3D." In fact, I had to take the glasses off to wipe tears away, thus ruining the effect for a few moments. Out-fucking-standing.

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    7. Re:3D frenzy will peter out by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      3d always was there, the technologies uses now are the same as 30 years ago, mainly shutter glasses or polarized light. I have seen Sharks 3 (a tremendously terrible movie) in the 80s guess what they used the same polarized light than they did in Avatar 3d when I watched it with the same distracting results caused by several things including having to wear the glasses.

      Main difference, back then it was analog, but that did not make a noticable difference, and they did not ask for a surcharge of almost 50% evenly split between 3d surcharge and glass lending fee (or whatever they called it here)

      And I agree 3d is here to stay to some degree, if you have a computer animated movie it is easy to render a decently looking 3d versions (back then you had to shoort specially for 3d) but for live action it probably will be a fad again, as it has been the last two times, first in the 50s with the blue and red glasses and secondly in the 80s with the polarized light.

    8. Re:3D frenzy will peter out by natehoy · · Score: 1

      I think the same could be said for iMax and OmniMax. There's a market for them, but it's a niche market. I love watching movies made for OmniMax when I go down to Boston, but it's not my regular movie-going experience.

      In many ways, the *Max formats suffer from the same things 3D do. It's impossible to fill the screen with in-focus resolvable video because of lens distortion, so the edges of the screen are a little blurry, but they are sufficient to feed most of your peripheral vision with the image. It's more immersive than a rectangular screen, but once the story really starts you find it's not really adding to the scope of the story.

      However, you forget "effects films". Most of those carry a story so you aren't bored to tears waiting between special effects. "Twister", "2012", "The Day After Tomorrow", none of these movies were meant to tell anything approaching a realistic or even acceptable-quality story. The dialogue was there to explain when the next special effect was coming up, and what form it might take. You don't go to immerse yourself in a story, you go to watch the effects. And I think well-executed 3D could really shine for those types of "razzle-dazzle" films. All form, no substance. And I love them for just that reason.

      Anything that tells a story, don't bother with 3D. Don't bother with stereo. I prefer color, but don't really care that much if the story is really good and well-executed. I just want to be told a good story with good acting and enough effects to support the storyline.

      Most films that come out in the mainstream theater are not story films. They'll do fine in 3D.

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  24. Those directors are wrong. by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's short sighted to say that 3D adds little to the movie-going experience. A director who thinks that simply lacks the imagination to realize the full potential of the medium. Using 3D, you can bring the viewer into an intimate setting, or a wide-open expanse. Characters, objects and settings can appear life-size, giving the audience a sense of scale without the need for objects of known size for comparison. The result can be a much more immerse viewing experience than was previously possible.

    Of course, the 3D has to be done correctly. And directors will have to resist the urge to make objects jump out of the screen for "wow" factor. But in the end, you will have a better movie.

    1. Re:Those directors are wrong. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      A director who thinks that simply lacks the imagination to realize the full potential of the medium. Using 3D, you can bring the viewer into an intimate setting, or a wide-open expanse.

      Yeah! 'cuz that's, like, totally impossible without 3D! I mean, sure, one *might* say that the amazing shots in, say, Dances with Wolves, captured the incredible open prairie, or that The Shining, shot in 4:3 format with its long, low gliding shots, made the viewer feel enclosed and claustrophobic, or that 2001 captured the silent darkness of space like nothing else... but you'd be wrong! I mean, imagine them in 3D! Now *that* would be immersive... /sarcasm

    2. Re:Those directors are wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lord of the Rings used the visual effect of standing at different distances from the camera to give the illusion of size difference for various characters. This uses the 2D lack of depth to work, and makes it possible to have both characters in the scene at the same time, which comes off more convincingly in most cases than a person imagining the other character (ie Star Wars 1-3).

      Yes, it needs to be done correctly, not abused, and can add to a movie but doesn't automatically. Avatar could have skipped the 5 or so scenes with something coming close to the camera and it would have appealed more to me visually.

    3. Re:Those directors are wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there's a little problem and that's that you can't do 3D correctly with the currect technology. Depth of field is no small issue.

    4. Re:Those directors are wrong. by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      How do you present objects life-size? The apparent deptch of the object relative to the cinema screen varies depending on the viewer's distance from the screen, and thus the apparent scale of the object also varies with the viewer's distance. To the viewer sitting next to the screen, the object may seem 2 feet tall and 2 feet into the screen. To the viewer up at the back, the same object may be 10 feet tall and 10 feet into the screen. More fundimentally the size of the image varies (obviously) with the screen size.

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    5. Re:Those directors are wrong. by natehoy · · Score: 1

      If "2001" was re-executed and re-filmed for 3D, stayed true to the story of the original, and the 3D technology worked well and wasn't overused, it probably would be incredibly immersive.

      Actually, the specific portions of each of the movies you mentioned would probably be enhanced by 3D. The trick with 3D is to make it express the bits of the story you want to express, then get the hell out of the way when you are into non-visual story bits ("shallow out" the 3D when you don't need to enhance perspective). HAL's red dot would not do well in 3D. Nor would the scene where HAL was lipreading Bowman in the pod. Those are "story/background" scenes. The scene where Bowman was shutting HAL down would be awesome in 3D, because you want that scene to stand out (it's a "dramatic/climactic" scene).

      That's not to say that the filmmakers who made those films at the time didn't do brilliant things with the technologies that were available to them. They most certainly did. And it is absolutely possible (and all too easy) to overdo any special effect in any technology (I refer you to "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" and the insufferably long "LSD Flashy Disco Hallway - In SPACE!" scenes, Disco Stu Approved!).

      There is a time and place in certain films for technology. "Pirate Radio" could have aired in black-and-white with mono audio and I wouldn't have cared - it was a pure story film about a social revolution set in a ship at sea, 3D would distract from the characters telling their story. The story was the drama, not the way you saw the characters living out the story. Actually, there are characters in "Pirate Radio" I'd pay extra NOT to see in 3D. ;)

      "The Day After Tomorrow" needs lots of technology, because the movie is nothing but special effects. There was nothing realistic about it, so you need to wow the audience with the best special effects ever, or the movie's a total flop. You use whatever is newest at the time, highlight it, wrap a thin crappy story to hold the effects together, and hope the effects sell enough asses in seats. And it's all good, that's what you are selling. The whole movie was dramatic/climactic.

      There are places in certain "good story enhanced by effects" movies like "2001" where 3D would fit in quite nicely. I wouldn't film the whole movie in deep-aspect 3D, but I would most certainly make certain memorable scenes "pop out" when I needed to show depth. Just like I might increase the volume or add some dramatic music or sound effect, brighten or darken the scene a bit, jiggle the camera, do some multi-angle cut scene work, or (in the case of JJ Abrams) introduce some lens flare.

      Like all technologies, it's how you apply it. If you want to use an effect, you use it as a tool, not a bludgeon. A really cool effect might be used a couple of times in a movie, not continuously.

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    6. Re:Those directors are wrong. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Theaters are designed to have the screen occupy a certain percentage of the angular area of the viewers vision. So when the theater is smaller, the screen is smaller but the angular size for the viewer is about the same. Likewise, the design the seats in the theater are positioned so that everyone will have a similar viewing experience. That means within a certain margin of error the difference in size of the images will have the same angular size (which is what is important in stereoscopic vision). Obviously there is some variability depending on where you sit in the theater, but for the most part it will be about the same.

  25. Hooray 3D !!! by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 1

    Do they have like a tip jar or something? Cuz raging against 3D sounds like great news to me.

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  26. Give me 35mm anamorphic B&W thank you by wagadog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some Like It Hot. La Dolce Vida. To Kill a Mockingbird. Young Frankenstein. Sunset Boulevard. The Last Picture Show.

    Do they really think having 3D CGI fairies fluttering around the screen would really make these movies better than they already are?

    Who do they think they're kidding?

    1. Re:Give me 35mm anamorphic B&W thank you by luckymutt · · Score: 1

      Though I agree with your sentiment, "La Vita Dolce" is the only picture in your list that was shot 35mm Anamorphic. (2.35 || 2.39 || 2.40:1 depending on which years' SMPTE definition you want to use (but all are correct ratios for anamorphic))
      They rest were, I believe VistaVision (1.66:1) or Academy (1.37:1)
      If the DVD says "Widescreen anamorphic," it is referring to the widescreen encoding on the DVD to squeeze the wider aspect ratio to fit a television, however they were not filmed 35mm anamorphic.

  27. Avatar? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    Have you seen Avatar? 3D added a lot to that movie.

    Don't listen to the naysayers.

    1. Re:Avatar? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      If Avatar is the gold standard for 3D movies, I'm not interested in seeing any others. Unless space asteroids are flying out of the screen and over my shoulder every 15 minutes, it's a waste of the technology imo. Any movie that doesn't take advantage of that sort of feature isn't worth the extra premium to see it in 3D.

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    2. Re:Avatar? by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      Have you seen Avatar? 3D added a lot to that movie.

      It didnt "add a lot", it made the movie. Try watching it on DVD or any other 2d medium and you see that below all the glitz it's another shallow (and even boring) blockbuster.

    3. Re:Avatar? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. I'd say that it was worth one viewing. My point stands, in any case. I think Cameron is mostly about the effects, so you know what you are getting when you go in.

  28. 3D is fine, making films shot in 2D into 3D is bad by aibrahim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    3D, in its current form, is just another way to get the viewer involved in the space of a film. Its just a technique... and like any technique can be badly misused or carefully applied. Just like the transition from black an white to color photography, it takes time for people to learn how to use it to tell stories effectively.

    What I abhor as a film maker is the desire by studios to convert films shot in 2D, with no regard to "into the plane" or "out of the plane" effects into 3D films. Its true that 3D is just a gimmick when implemented this way- and it can lead to a very unpleasant viewing experience.

    One of the key elements to be reconsidered when shooting 3D is the amount of camera movement to use as well as the level of backlighting. Both of these techniques are used to enhance the sense of space in the film... by separating subjects from the background and by taking viewers on a tour of the environment. I believe that directors and cinematographers need to focus on showing the environment more simply with wider shots. Its almost required to turn back the clock in terms of cinematic motion. We need to use less movement and make that movement more subtle. This flies in the face of the MTV inspired cinema trends of wild dutch angles and whipsaw motion, as seen in Abrams Star Trek film. The use of backlighting is still a question up in the air for me. I think we still need it, but we can turn down the levels a bit.

    Also to be reconsidered is the use of selective focus. (Typically done by using shallow depth of field.) We do this in order to help viewers know what we want them to pay attention to in the frame, for example racking back and forth between two speakers in a two shot. The problem is that in the real world the viewer always chooses when to look at whom, whereas in film the director, cinematographer, 1st camera assistant (or focus puller) and editor make these choices. We've learned to just follow along in 2D film as we percieve 2D to be an abstraction. 3D comes closer to a real world experience, and we expect more of the freedoms we are used to in the real world. We want to look where we want to look. So, if we look at the "wrong" persons face we are subtly frustrated as viewers.

    Furthermore, how our eyes and brain react to out of focus areas is different in 2D and 3D. In 2D we accept that what we are looking at is blurry, and our eyes just slide over to the more interesting in focus areas. In 3D we tend to believe that the out of focus areas have sharp detail, and we start to attempt to bring them into focus rather than simply looking away. This is a subtle but important fact, and it can be a major source of eyestrain in current 3D film viewing.

    Finally, I am not a huge fan of "out of the plane" effects, like an axe being thrown into the audience. (From the trailer to the upcoming Resident Evil movie). They are only appropriate very occasionally- and usually in the same places where you would have an object move directly towards the camera lens in 2D film making. More often, the 3D space should be treated as a window into another world we are looking into- and most of the 3D effect should be "into the plane," showing depth and perspective. We should use wider angle lenses to emphasize that perspective, and give viewers more time to absorb the scene before moving into it.

    If you compare Avatar to other films you'll see that Cameron and Mauro Fiore (the cinematographer) followed my advice... they moved the camera more circumspectly and they used cameras and lighting to allow much deeper focus than normal. The story was paced so as to allow you to "go sightseeing" on Pandora (the fictional setting of the film, if you have not seen it) and even the fast action scenes used a more distant camera with a broader view than has become typical in order to let the viewer follow the action they chose to show us, rather than just wrenching your attention around like the Bourne films might.

    3D can be done well, and it allows film makers to tell good stories. I can not wait to d

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  29. I had heard.... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... from somebody that works in a theatre that 3d films apparently make it harder for people to record them in the theatre, so maybe the push is partly driven to fight piracy. I don't know how accurate that assessment actually is, but it's an interesting take on the situation.

    1. Re:I had heard.... by toQDuj · · Score: 1

      nope, not really, but you do need a polarisation filter in front of your lens to capture only one of the two images.

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    2. Re:I had heard.... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Obviously studios like it. It's harder to pirate, pushes audiences to theaters, adds to the ticket price, etc. Also, right when making films is potentially getting easier/cheaper due to advances in technology, you get a whole new super-expensive piece of equipment tying everyone to the big studio system-- i doubt that's a substantial consideration, but I bet it doesn't hurt.

    3. Re:I had heard.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe someone clueless and in charge thinks so, but that's obviously BS.
      Just put a polarisation filter from the 3d glasses over the lens and you get 2d.

    4. Re:I had heard.... by iainl · · Score: 1

      Is it really that tough to point the camcorder through one of the lenses on the glasses? I wouldn't have thought so.

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    5. Re:I had heard.... by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be easy enough to build a simple device that you could put the glasses on (so two eyes) and have that go to a single "pipe" that goes right into the camera lens? Sure, the camera will still record a flat 2D image, but it seems like fighting piracy would be pretty difficult with 3D.

  30. I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If directors that were used to working in black and white said the same things when color filming technology was new.

  31. Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look. It's obvious that everyone thinks 3D is a joke. I mean, seriuosly, it's so stupid I can't believe that people don't barf. I refuse to see movies in 3D, period, unless I'm drunk and wanting to watch a 70s B flick type movie.

    Eventually, this fad will go, as audiences realize that the extra $3 isn't close to worth it.

    That some directors stand up and push back is actually sad. Why are they not ALL refusing to be whores to the studio execs. F, people, get some backbone.

    My guess is that they like fucking 19 year old girls too much to give up the money that the execs shovel in their direction.

  32. Oh, it's back already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems every few decades people get the idea that 3D films are a brilliant idea - and then they're popular for a few years, and fade. This is how the comparison to sound or color differs. 3D isn't new - it's from the early 1950s, and it was popular for a few years and then faded. Then it came back in the 1980s, with wonderful masterpieces such as Jaws 3D, and faded out yet again. It was here in early 2000s with equally brilliant films such as Spy-Kids 3D, until it faded out yet again!

    And now, a bit early but still in a cyclical pattern, they're back. I wonder how many years before people yet again regard them as obnoxious and gimmicky yet again, as they should be?

  33. Forget "3D", give us three dimensions by imunfair · · Score: 1

    To me the current 3D is lackluster - though I would be interested in technology that would allow you to actually view and rotate a movie action scene in three dimensions. Imagine watching a movie in three dimensions projected from a turntable on your lap - that would actually add value. Want to watch a specific person during a dialog scene - rotate to watch them rather than being stuck watching the camera jump between two people conversing.

    Yes it would remove some of the art from directing - but it would actually give you a new movie-viewing experience. The current 3D is the equivalent of DVD vs 1080p - it adds some eye candy, but doesn't change the intrinsic value of a film, a bad one is still bad. B/W to color was a much bigger change than 2D to "3D" and even that doesn't change the value of a film - there are plenty of classic B/W films that are better than 95% of the color films. Story and acting ability are where the value resides, and that will never change.

    1. Re:Forget "3D", give us three dimensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i find it hilarious that the very cutting edge of modern science, true 3D replication (something to into which literally billions of dollars of research is being poured and which tests the modern limits of optical theory and engineering) is something you might be casually interested in as an entertainment consumer.

      grow up.

  34. 3D isn't worth it by GreatDrok · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I saw Avatar at the cinema in RealD 3D and I found it distracting at best and it gave me a dreadful headache after an hour or so. Watching it again recently just off DVD on my 100" projection screen and enjoyed it a lot more. It wasn't as high res as the cinema and it wasn't 3D but despite that the experience was better.

    The other issue I have with 3D is on TVs. Films shot fro 3D are shown on a really large screen and it works fine but if you shrink the screen down to domestic sizes, everything on the screen similarly gets scaled and the effect is really odd. I watched a demo on a 50" 3D set recently and it looked pretty good if you stood 1m away from the screen but any further away and the people on screen seemed to shrink down to the size of puppets. Very odd experience.

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  35. 3D is a by infiniphonic · · Score: 1

    gimmick. It always will be until we don't have to wear glasses anymore.

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  36. The problem, I think, with 3d.... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... is the distance that the film is usually viewed at... it's often from 80 feet away or more. To focus cleanly on objects at that distance, the left and right eye views are going to be virtually identical. If you move the images for the left and right eyes for near objects further away from eachother, you may create a greater sense of depth in the resulting image, but as the eyes are almost parallel already (unless you are sitting in almost the front row), this forces your eyes to go outwards from the natural position for focussing on objects at that distance, creating a sort of anti-cross-eyed effect. This is the key problem with 3d, and to the best of my knowledge there is no current-technology solution that can get around it in the public theatre setting.

  37. Because it's new... by creat3d · · Score: 1

    "Tickets for 3-D films carry a $3 to $5 premium, and industry executives roughly estimate that 3-D pictures average an extra 20 percent at the box office." Let's see how much money they bring in once the novelty fades...

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  38. it's too dim by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    everything HAS to be super bright, during filming, and during showing. it's lame because some movies work great with effective use of the dark negative space, which you can't do with 3D, because everything has to filmed/ shown all washed out

    of course 3D is better, what's awful is current 3D technology. i'd rather watch 2D done well then 3D done badly, and all current 3D tech sucks

    fix the current technology, and then 3D will be fully embraced

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  39. You guys are mostly WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have rarely seen the common consensus of the slashdot crowd so OFF BASE as they are when it comes to 3d.

    Our drive is to produce higher and higher fidelity artefacts. The truth is 3d is closer to VR than 2d. FULL STOP.
    Are current 3D techniques a little rough around the edges? Sure.

    Wait until autosteroscopic 3D with head tracking and support for limitless number of eyes is STANDARD and cheap. A decade off at most.

    I can't agree more: "OLD people resist change, news at 11"
    Anyone who thinks otherwise is simply grumpy & shortsighted.

  40. Can't see it. Literally. by OFnow · · Score: 2, Informative

    I cannot see 3D (along with ?? percent of the population) so the 3D versions
    are simply something to be avoided.

  41. Simple explanation by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The film makers don't want 3D. The moviegoers don't want 3D. The MPAA members do want 3D, because it allows them to charge more per ticket, plus it makes it near impossible to bootleg a film by smuggling a camera into a theater. Now do you understand why 3D is being pushed so hard, and who is doing the pushing?

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    1. Re:Simple explanation by zMaile · · Score: 0

      I don't think it would be too hard to smuggle a camera in with a circular-polarizing filter in it. And wouldn't it take alot more effort (i.e. money) to make the movie 3D? Not that i dont think the RIAA are the scum of the earth...

    2. Re:Simple explanation by mattack2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Moviegoers don't want 3D?

      "Avatar", "Up", and "Toy Story 3" have all made tons of money.

      (BTW, I've only seen 2 movies in the current 3D technologies, one at a preview screening.)

    3. Re:Simple explanation by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      Up and Toy Story 3 would have been good in black and white with no sound.

      For my money - Avatar was FernGully meets Zulu. Very unimaginative and the 3D only held my attention for about 20mins.

      I didn't not enjoy wearing sun glasses in the cinema. Regardless of how dirty or uncomfortable they were. Watching a dull half lit polarized image wasn’t fun. I used active shutter glasses in an IMAX over 10years ago and that was much better.

      The main problem I have is, it’s not 3D. It’s not even 2.5D. If two actors are talking and just behind them there is a cute extra I want to look at her. But the director has framed the shot and blurred the back ground out. That's ok with 2D; but when I can focus around the screen and the “3D” effect compels me to do so it’s annoying. The image needs to be afocal with everything as sharp as it can be. I’ll look around for myself.

      At this stage I do not want 3D cinema.

      I am interested in it for driving games not much else.

    4. Re:Simple explanation by hitmark · · Score: 1

      how much of that is because of the novelty aspect? There will always be a certain percentage that go to anything "new" or "in the news" just to be seen as "in","hip", or whatever the latest slang term for the same social concept is these days. This on top the movies being either talked about even without the 3D element, or part of one of the most successful franchises in recent history (partially as it tugs at the childhood memories or the 30+ range).

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    5. Re:Simple explanation by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      What makes you think they wouldn't have made as much money in 2D? Hondo was a hit, too, but it didn't herald 3D either. The same arguments were put forth then, 57 years ago. The first 3D movie was The Power of Love, which premiered at the Ambassador Hotel Theater in Los Angeles on September 27, 1922.

      3D is a recurring, albeit short-lived, fad.

    6. Re:Simple explanation by godefroi · · Score: 1

      Watching a dull half lit polarized image wasn’t fun.

      Amen, brother. Anything that involves cutting the light output in half is just NOT going to fly.

      But the director has framed the shot and blurred the back ground out. That's ok with 2D; but when I can focus around the screen and the “3D” effect compels me to do so it’s annoying. The image needs to be afocal with everything as sharp as it can be. I’ll look around for myself.

      Being 2D doesn't prevent the director from playing with depth-of-field and keeping everything but the main actors blurry. It may be easier to do (maybe, at least on rotoscoped films?), but that's not a 3D problem.

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    7. Re:Simple explanation by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      so are sound and color, right?

      BTW, I didn't make it clear in my original reply about the high grossing movies.. *I* think it's _currently_ a gimmick, and not worth the extra fee in most cases. But to call it a fad when it's getting closer to our normal sensory experience seems very shortsighted (heh) to me.

      These responses sound very much like the "I don't watch TV, it's stupid.. go read a book" kinds of responses.

    8. Re:Simple explanation by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I say it's a fad because it has come and gone before, like tattooing. All the flappers had tattoos (some of my dad's aunts were flappers). If ten years go by and most movies are 3D, then I think you'll be able to say it isn't a fad.

      The polaroid tech was far better than the current shutter tech. The glasses were the same weight as normal glasses, they were cheap, and all a projector needed was a revolving polaroid timed to the film. But you'd have a hard time adapting that to a monitor; you would need a tiny polaroid filter for each pixel.

      Personally, I'm waiting for TRUE 3D; holograms, where all the eye's and brain's methods for determining distance are used. Holograms are awesome.

  42. You know who else doesn't like 3D movies? by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Turanga Leela.

    1. Re:You know who else doesn't like 3D movies? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You jest, but I have one bad eye so 3D is right out for me. If they force this gimmick on everyone I'll have to give up movies. Then there's the people will decent eyesight that get headaches from the 3D effect. It's a hack and a poor one at that.

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    2. Re:You know who else doesn't like 3D movies? by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Heck, I have 2 good eyes (well, decent enough that I could walk around with both and not bump into things), but since they've been different strengths my whole life my brain basically gave up on stereo vision. I think all of 3-4 seconds worth of Avatar looked any more 3d than any other movie (one point where a spear is being pointed directly out of the screen and another point where the will-o-the-wisp pollen things were floating waaaaaaaay in the foreground). I don't have to give up on these movies, but if most of them resort to stupid gimmicks all the time, I'd want to.

  43. Damn whippersnappers: by Hartree · · Score: 1

    "OLD people resist change, news at 11"

    Yeah, yeah. Screw you. Harsh letter to follow.

    Now, come closer so I can whack you with my cane, you rotten kid!

  44. Investments by drolli · · Score: 1

    Investments are something which should bring you a return. If everybody invests in 3D movies, the novelty effect will wear off so fast that nobody earns something from that investment. And its fucking complicated (and expensive) to change something as fundamental as that in the film making process. It is no coincidence that the first 3D movies are produced fully in 3D computer graphics (because many 2D techniques in movies dont play well or at all with 3D).

  45. How many blew away the box office? by arthurh3535 · · Score: 1

    That's where this is 'not just a fad' is. It's making amazing amounts of money because a lot of people love it.

    If I could afford a 120hz monitor and if my video card supported it, I'd probably play my MMO in full 3D. They are looking at doing it.

    It's not just a fad.

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    1. Re:How many blew away the box office? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Wearing expensive glasses to feed different signals to your eyes from a common screen is not functionally different from just feeding the video into two independent screens in the glasses themselves. When we get to remote-control contact lenses with displays in them (or direct optical nerve interfaces) then 3-D will take off for good. Until then, it's a fad. The new means is a slight improvement over the red-blue version (using synchronized shutters fixes some things, but makes the glasses much heavier and more expensive and requires specialized hardware).

      Color movies and TV weren't a fad. They brought a real improvement with no drawbacks the average person could see other than a minor increase in price. 3D doesn't have the same universal-positives. Want to watch the big game in 3D? Oh, you only bought 2 glasses, and you have 8 people coming over. Wanting to see things in 3D isn't a fad, but having actual consumer 3D has been a fad every other time it has been tried and this time doesn't look too much different.

    2. Re:How many blew away the box office? by Kenja · · Score: 1

      People then loved the 3D moves, and sense-o-rama films, and every other gimmick thrown at them.

      I played Decent and Doom in full 3D many years ago. It didn't catch on then, it wont now.

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  46. Sensurround, anyone? by Hartree · · Score: 2

    Every so often, Hollywood et al come up with some new technology that "improves" the experience.

    Sometimes, these are quite good. THX, for example. More often, they're just "ok".

    The good:

    I can see 3D being used to very good effect when the story has the right kind of overwhelming scenery that (and this is the key) is integral to or at least relates closely to the plot.

    Avatar did that part of it pretty well. We had a colorful world with surprising depth relationships (floating mountains, lots of flight scenes, etc) that played well in 3D. The acrobatic abilities of the Na'vi were a core part of their lifestyle, rather than just something tacked on, and that worked well in 3D

    Personally, I think the script could have been done better, but then again, no one is going to give me a fair fraction of a billion dollars to make a movie. They will give it to James Cameron.

    The bad:
    It's the current gimmick. Like Sensurround with its vibrations was in the 70s.

    Movies are being made in 3D whether it makes a major addition to an existing set of scenery/plot or not. And, in many of the current crop of 3D films, they insert scenes just for the 3D effect.

    Regardless of the technical prowess, you can't substitute for the old maxim "Good Story, told well."

    1. Re:Sensurround, anyone? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      I saw Battlestar Galactica in Sensurround in (cough, cough) 1978. Neat, but not awe-inspiring. It was apparently the last Sensurround movie made.

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  47. The correct term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The correct term is "stereoscopic."

    A truly "3D" film would allow you to view the 3D objects from any reasonable angle (Say at least a 90 degree arc). You would not need to wear glasses, unless you are missing a lot of depth perception like me. The lack of glasses would mean you don't get disoriented or see blurring if your head is tilted slightly to the side.

  48. Mars Needs Moms to bad it's disney or it chould of by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Mars Needs Moms to bad it's disney or it could of been a bad 3D horror movie. But it's a crap Disney 3D movie that costs $15.

  49. 3D isn't new - what happened last time? by Kittenman · · Score: 1
    Folks - we had 3D back in the 50s. House of Wax, Kiss me Kate were both in 3D. They showed off effects, did 3D stuff - and had storylines that were maybe a bit iffy. (KMK did have Cole Porter music, though...).

    So why didn't it catch on last time? Come up with a reason for that, and see if it's been fixed before speculating about this time 'round

    (The reason history repeats itself - because we didn't listen the first time)

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  50. you = math fail. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not every physical screen is 3D, however. Some are 2D. I saw avatar this way. So even though SOME tickets are 50% more expensive, the GROSS increase in box office revenue is only 20%. This is like 7th grade math.

    and fwiw, 3D seats initially had something like 7x the ROI over 2D. I don't know today's numbers because I am not involved in that part of the equation anymore (thank god).

    -a filmmaker (who doesn't personally care for 3D, but is under NDA with vince pace's shop ;)

  51. Plot vs. Effects by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Reading through quite a few response, it's pretty clear that there are those of us who prefer a good plot, well acted and directed and those who prefer special effects. I've watched some really good movies in black and white and also some foreign films with only English subtitles (almost like watching a silent film but you can still hear the emotion in the actors' voices and whether they are whispering, etc.). I didn't need anything more than the movie as I saw it to really enjoy it. I've also seen some just god awful crap that was supposed to be wonderful because of special effects, 3D or whatever.

    A movie with a good story line and good acting doesn't need special effects to be good. For some movies, special effects, 3D surround sound, color and whatever else aren't enough to turn it into anything worth wasting your time watching. As an example, "Avatar" had a two bit, recycled plot (big bad corporations is willing to kill off indigenous people for profit) that wouldn't have gotten beyond the late night re-runs if it hadn't been in 3D with lots of CGI effects. I'll take a movie like "Black Book" that had a great plot and acting but no 3D any time over "Avatar".

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    1. Re:Plot vs. Effects by hhedeshian · · Score: 1

      "Avatar" had a two bit, recycled plot (big bad corporations is willing to kill off indigenous people for profit)

      People keep telling me what movies I have to see. Thanks to you, I no longer need to see "Avatar" because I can just go corporation bashing whenever the topic comes up. Next on my list: The Matrix (original). Never seen it. Don't really wanna see it. But I "have" to see it. Can someone summarize that as eloquently as the Avatar summary above?

  52. 3D is back again. It'll be gone again, too. by sdnick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Old people resist change, news at 11.

    Old people resisted this particular change when they were young. 3D has been showing up every 10 or 15 years for decades, realizes that no one wants it, and wanders off. Only difference this time is that Cameron used it on a film that would have been an equally huge hit without it and now we have the creative masterminds in Hollywood pushing to film all of their comic book adaptations in 3D.

    1. Re:3D is back again. It'll be gone again, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3D has an uphill battle -- you need extra hardware to view it, and only 80% of moviegoers are actually going to SEE the effects even when wearing the glasses.

      Since the movies are all about "group experience," this means that if you go to the movie with 5 of your friends, there's a high likelihood that one of you won't actually see anything 3D about the movie, even though it is billed as 3D and you had to pay extra to see it. This isolates the person, puts a damper on the group, and nobody enjoys the experience as much as they would have going to a movie they could all experience in a similar manner.

      This issue is especially important among teenagers, who are the ones most movies are aimed at, and who value the group experience the most.

      This same issue came about with colour movies, except that the percentage of people with colourblindness is significantly smaller than the percentage of people with stereoscopic anomalies, and colourblindness manifests itself the same way in the real world as it does on film.

  53. Re:3D is fine, making films shot in 2D into 3D is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a beautiful writeup. As a note, even in 2d some of us don't appreciate having a movie try to yank our view around -- I despised the close-up shaky cam combat of the Bourne movies, leading me to not bother watching the third even though I enjoyed the story of the first two well enough that I normally would have gone for the sequel.

  54. History Repeats, as usual by Jeprey · · Score: 1

    I appreciate the film makers revolt on this but I seem to remember that something similar happened when "talkies" came out and when "technicolor" came out. Purist felt the new technology did more harm than good to film making. And that is probably true in many cases though there is schlock enough with 2D color films anyway.

    1. Re:History Repeats, as usual by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I appreciate the film makers revolt on this but I seem to remember that something similar happened when "talkies" came out and when "technicolor" came out. Purist felt the new technology did more harm than good to film making. And that is probably true in many cases though there is schlock enough with 2D color films anyway.

      The thing is 3D is neither new, groundbreaking or revolutionary. Nor is there a large demand from the market. There have been plenty of new film technologies that have failed to "take over", 3D is the latest one. It's not the first time either and in 20 years we'll be having this same discussion again.

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  55. The real problem with 3d is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that it gives me a headache starting about 60 minutes in, and the glasses bother me the entire time. So I save the money, irritation and the headache by only going to 2D movies now. Also, I won't be buying any 3D TVs.

  56. Things that need to die... by jshackney · · Score: 1

    Things that seriously need to go away:

    • 3D Movies
    • Auto Tune
  57. Those who forget history . . . by Art3x · · Score: 1

    Forget not that Hollywood tried 3D in the 50s. For the same reasons cited today, the fad came and went.

  58. Lol Abrams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah JJ Abrams has a problem with lack of story. You know, the guy who violently raped the Star Trek franchise....

  59. Not really that much harder to record by HannethCom · · Score: 1

    It's not really that difficult. You just put one of the polarized lenses in front of the camera and shoot though that.You won't get 3D, but you will record the one perspective.

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    1. Re:Not really that much harder to record by denzacar · · Score: 1

      You just put one of the polarized lenses in front of the camera and shoot though that.

      Which will result in a video that will be even more blurry and darker than usually.

      Plus, you lose the 3D aspect which was kindofa the point for going after the version shown in theaters instead of waiting for the DVD(rip).

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  60. The real problem - crap 3D by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Cameron made a good 3D film, in which he used depth effects with restraint. This was then followed by a slew of films in crap post-processed from 2D to stereoscopic 3D. Not a good thing.

    Cameron has been quoted as saying that what he really wants is a higher frame rate, at least 48FPS. It's obvious why. Cameron orders up good high=-detail backgrounds, and panning shots across high-detail backgrounds produce seriously annoying edge effects at 24FPS. So you don't do medium speed pans over a high-detail background today. He'd like to get past that.

    Remember, depth in 3D movies is horribly fake, because it's scaled. In the real world, there are no visible stereoscopic effects beyond 3 meters or so. This really bothers some small kids. Kids also have to face the headache-inducing effect of films scaled for adult inter-ocular distance. Seen with kid-sized eye spacing, it forces the eyes into a cross-eyed situation, which usually induces a headache.

    Also, watching 3D TV while lying sideways on the couch is not going to be fun.

  61. Insightful? It's been around since the 1890s... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rubbish.

    from Wiki:

    "The first film colorization methods were employed before effective color film processes was developed: each projected copy was individually colorized. The process was done by hand, sometimes using a stencil cut from a second print of the film. As late as the 1920s, hand coloring processes were used for individual shots in Greed (1924) andThe Phantom of the Opera (1925) (both utilizing the Handschiegl Color Process); and rarely, an entire feature-length movie such as The Last Days of Pompeii (1926) and Cyrano de Bergerac (1925).

    During the late 1960s and the early 1970s, black and white Betty Boop and Looney Tunes cartoons were redistributed in color—the colorization process was done by tracing the original black and white frames onto new animation cells, and then adding color to the new cells."

    Yes, it became more popular by the 80s, but to suggest it wasn't possible is complete claptrap. It was not particularly uncommon even in the 1920s, and the first examples of colorization date back as far as the 1890s.

  62. Current 3D is not ready for consumption. by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

    Wake me up when better technology is getting out. As of now, 3D is more annoying than it should. After the first 10 seconds the novelty wears off but the suckiness stays.

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  63. Also something that some forget by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most movies are going to be watched on 2D screens. Most homes have 2D only setups, and that's where a lot of movies get seen. It is going to stay that way too. Never mind the cost, there's the simple inconvenience factor of needing glasses or having an unwatchable image. When a movie is in 3D and you don't have glasses on, it is a blurry mess. That means that for someone who walks through the room they can't watch it for a bit unless they go get some glasses themselves.

    Ok well this also implies that the 2D version of the movie has to look good, it cannot suffer for the 3D version, at least not if you want to have good sales.

    Plus there's the fact that the new fake 3D only goes so far. It does not produce a real 3D experience. While it presents separate images to the eyes, focus is not dealt with, nor is head tracking. So sure it looks "more" 3D than a single flat image but it doesn't look real. A neat effect, but not necessarily any more "realistic" than a transformation to a flat screen.

    Also you run in to problem with regards to colour and contrast. Those flicking shutters? They aren't just filtered out to nothingness by the brain. They are perceived and what it does is has the effect of messing with the perceived contrast as well as colours.

    It is kinda cool and all, but when you get down to it there are plenty of downsides and you still have to deal with the fact that most people aren't going to see it in 3D. This even includes people with better gear. I just bought a TV this year, nice 46" LCD to go with my large 5.1 setup. No 3D support though, way too expensive. So I've got a real "home theater" setup, and I don't have 3D support, and I'm not replacing that TV any time soon. Then of course there's plenty of people who just have a TV (sometimes even a CRT still) and aren't interested in "home theater" at all. You have to deal with this market, like it or not.

    1. Re:Also something that some forget by s122604 · · Score: 1

      "Most movies are going to be watched on 2D screens. Most homes have 2D only setups, and that's where a lot of movies get seen"

      That's the whole point. 3D is an attempt to put asses back in the seats at movie theaters.
      Netflix, Red Box, et al. have cut the margins in the home business down to the bone.
      The real money is in getting a sucker to pay 10 bucks for a ticket, and God knows what for popcorn.

  64. The real reason for 3d. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alot harder to pirate a 3d movie.

    Push the 3d out fast and first. Follow up slowly with the standard format movie.

    Delays piracy out a week or two. Which they THINK makes it worth it.

  65. Not really by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    For one, going to colour in no way harms black and white, at least not the way things were designed. That was a primary requirements for NTSC when colour came about. The signal had to be 100% compatible with black and white TVs. Given that it is done through colour difference (a luma channel and colour difference channels) it works out great. The luma information is just captured as a part of the process. You don't have to do any additional work to create the B&W version. You transmit both in the same signal, and the set deals with whatever it can get. You could mix B&W and colour in any combination you liked and it works. If a piece of the chain was B&W that was what the final image was, but there wasn't any problems.

    Also, on the hardware end, what you had to do was get a new colour set. That's all. You didn't have to wear glasses or anything. You already had all the equipment internally for colour, you just needed a new peice of hardware. You could very well have a colour set by a B&W set and there was not only no problems, but it was readily apparent what a colour set got you that a B&W one didn't.

    Finally the colour experience was complete, in that the kind of colour you got on screen or film was the same kind you got in the real world. It wasn't like things had colours that looked strange, or gave you headaches. The method of conveying colour was the same as anything else. This is not the case with 3D, you are still missing critical components (focus and movement tracking being the main ones).

    It really is not at all the same. You'll notice that we've been transitioning to higher resolutions without this extreme questioning. Why? Because they are the same as colour in that they give a more realistic picture without downside. You get what you got before, just more, better. It also is perfectly compatible with older technology. You can display a high rez movie on a low rez display, the extra info is just thrown out.

    None of that is true with the shutter 3D system. Neat idea and all, but riddled with problems. As real proof, look at the almost non-existent uptake in the gaming world. Here, everything should be perfect. 3D games already have all the Z data and can easily do a 3D display, it takes no recoding on their part they just work. Also, games are often a one person activity, just you in front of your computer, so things like glasses are less of a problem. All gamers need to do is get the new screen to support it.

    Instead, you find that most don't care, and stick with what they have, others have decided that 3 screen surround is way better and do that. Then of those that actually buy the new 120Hz monitors, a good bit use them in 2D mode simply to get more fluid motion, they don't do the 3D thing even though they can.

    I do not see it as similar to colour or anything like that. I see it as a gimmick that has been tried and tried, and failed all the time. You could do 3D movies back in the day with dual projectors and polarized glasses. I saw it in an IMAX and at Disney World. Been around forever, but never took off.

  66. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3D is just Hollywood's way of trying to make extra income. The picture is darker, it takes you away from a great storyline and it's too much like reality. We finally get the film look with video and now we're going 3D? 3D has never worked in the past why should it work now. Video games, sure, sports why not, but films? Seriously, once a year is enough.

  67. i cannot see 3D... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am part of the minority that cannot see full 3D in cinema.
    so why should i pay $3 more for 3D ?
    But i m forced to because i have no other choice if i want to see Avatar or Toy Story 3 !!

    Its like if i was color blind and i had to pay $3 more to see the movies in full color .

    Plus , we cannot compare the current move to 3D with the move from black and white to color, because in order to see color, i dont need some special heavy glasses that feels like wearing a damn helmet !

  68. So what? by garry_g · · Score: 1

    'If you can't make it good, make it 3-D.'

    Doesn't the same go for many games today? Mindless stuff that only survives on Gfx and Sound effects ...
    Probably 90% of today's games can't keep up with many old C64 games' gameplay and fun ...

  69. No 3D glasses for me by dasherjan · · Score: 1

    The 3Dglasses are the reason I don't watch 3D movies. I wear glasses to see, and I haven't tried a pair of 3D glasses yet that doesn't rub up against my lenses. Frankly an 11 dollar movie is not worth having an annoying scratch that I have to deal with every waking minute.

  70. Not everyone can view 3D by jonwil · · Score: 1

    There is a segment of the population (myself included) who have vision problems preventing proper viewing of 3D in all its forms.

  71. 3D NOT the same as color/sound by chocapix · · Score: 1

    Directors can (and do) shut the sound for a scene in a movie with sound, if they think that scene is better with no sound. They can put black & white shots in the middle of a color movie. Even for individual shots it's not binary: you can have slightly softer sound/music for this scene, slightly less saturated colors for that one, etc.

    Not so with 3D. The movie is entirely 3D, or it's entirely 2D. No 2.63D here and 2.12D there either.

    Plus, for the shots where 3D doesn't add anything, it usually is a nuisance (eg. if you try to focus on blurry background) and I don't think many stories worth telling can make good use of 3D in every single shot.

  72. Re:Finally? by fandog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, maybe I'm alone on this one, but when I watch a black & white movie, say, Dr. Strangelove, after about the first 10 minutes I don't consciously notice the "black & white" - I'm absorbed in the story. If I get distracted from the tv for a minute, I'll come back aware that the movie is in black & white, but I don't notice it much during the experience. The characters aren't "less real" because of the presentation.

    Now before you call me a geezer I'm under 35, so I promise I'm not doing the "back in my day" thing.

    It's just that I've seen many movies in different formats over the years, and like most people this includes everything from grainy cable channels to VHS tapes whose tracking won't settle down. And in every case where the movie is interesting at all, when I get engrossed in the story I don't generally notice the imperfections of the delivery.

    This being the case, I feel like 3d is pointless in movies. Since you can't actually change your viewing angle relative to the characters, (which would be cool and actually 3d), it's instead only a depth-perception trick.(!) And worse, as above, if it's not there you don't miss it, and when it is there, if you're involved in the story you stop noticing it until it's rammed down your throat.

    I'm not against movies being done in 3d, but I'm certainly not that impressed. The signal to noise, or "hype to reward" ratio is really really low IMHO.

  73. The 2k-48fps vs 4k-24fps article you mention... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117983864.html?categoryid=1009&cs=1

    I'm hearing that there are already calls to increase the frame rate to at least 30 fps for digital 3-D because certain camera moves, especially pans, look jumpy in 3-D. I saw that in the Imax 3-D "Beowulf." You've been an advocate for both 3-D and higher frame rates. Have you seen the problem and do you have any thoughts on it?

    For three-fourths of a century of 2-D cinema, we have grown accustomed to the strobing effect produced by the 24 frame per second display rate. When we see the same thing in 3-D, it stands out more, not because it is intrinsically worse, but because all other things have gotten better. Suddenly the image looks so real it's like you're standing there in the room with the characters, but when the camera pans, there is this strange motion artifact. It's like you never saw it before, when in fact it's been hiding in plain sight the whole time. Some people call it judder, others strobing. I call it annoying. It's also easily fixed, because the stereo renaissance is enabled by digital cinema, and digital cinema supplies the answer to the strobing problem.

    The DLP chip in our current generation of digital projectors can currently run up to 144 frames per second, and they are still being improved. The maximum data rate currently supports stereo at 24 frames per second or 2-D at 48 frames per second. So right now, today, we could be shooting 2-D movies at 48 frames and running them at that speed. This alone would make 2-D movies look astonishingly clear and sharp, at very little extra cost, with equipment that's already installed or being installed.

    Increasing the data-handling capacity of the projectors and servers is not a big deal, if there is demand. I've run tests on 48 frame per second stereo and it is stunning. The cameras can do it, the projectors can (with a small modification) do it. So why aren't we doing it, as an industry?

    Because people have been asking the wrong question for years. They have been so focused on resolution, and counting pixels and lines, that they have forgotten about frame rate. Perceived resolution = pixels x replacement rate. A 2K image at 48 frames per second looks as sharp as a 4K image at 24 frames per second ... with one fundamental difference: the 4K/24 image will judder miserably during a panning shot, and the 2K/48 won't. Higher pixel counts only preserve motion artifacts like strobing with greater fidelity. They don't solve them at all.

    If every single digital theater was perceived by the audience as being equivalent to Imax or Showscan in image quality, which is readily achievable with off-the-shelf technology now, running at higher frame rates, then isn't that the same kind of marketing hook as 3-D itself? Something you can't get at home. An aspect of the film that you can't pirate.

    Other than that, for digital 3-D, would you rather see energy going into moving from 2K to 4K, or into moving from 24 fps to 48 or 72 fps, and why?

    4K is a concept born in fear. When the studios were looking at converting to digital cinemas, they were afraid of change, and searched for reasons not to do it. One reason they hit upon was that if people were buying HD monitors for the home, with 1080x1920 resolution, and that was virtually the same as the 2K standard being proposed, then why would people go to the cinema? Which ignores the fact that the social situation is entirely different, and that the cinema screen is 100 times larger in area. So they somehow hit on 4K, which people should remember is not twice the amount of picture data, it is four times the data. Meaning servers need to be four times the capacity, as does the delivery pipe to the theater, etc.

    But 4K doesn't solve the curse of 24 frames per second. In fact it tends to stand in the way of the solutions to that more fundamental problem. The NBA e

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  74. Soccer/football/sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bit off topic, but I am really looking forward to see sports like soccer/football in 3D on my TV. Finally, it will be possible to see if that shot is going towards the goal, or is going way above/to the side/off the field etc

  75. Your logic is bewildering by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    There's a lot wrong with 3D, but that argument's specious. I could argue against widescreen by pointing out the travesty of matted 16:9 versions of Academy Ratio movies: Does chopping off the top and bottom of Citizen Kane make it any better?

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  76. What about... by hammer_gaidin · · Score: 1

    ...all of those people out there that get headaches from the movies. I have giving the latest 3D movies a few tries in the past few years, and every time i leave the theater disappointed i went. I get headaches from something along the process. There has to be more of me out there. Also, most movies that i see in theaters are not worth the $5-10 a ticket, let alone the $8-15 for 3d ticket prices.

  77. No objeciton to 3d by bonkeydcow · · Score: 1

    We will know that 3D movies have made it, when they can make one in which nothing ever jumps out at you. When it is just there to tell the story and not a gimmick. That has not happened yet.

  78. Re:Finally? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Ok, maybe I'm alone on this one, but when I watch a black & white movie, say, Dr. Strangelove, after about the first 10 minutes I don't consciously notice the "black & white" - I'm absorbed in the story. If I get distracted from the tv for a minute, I'll come back aware that the movie is in black & white, but I don't notice it much during the experience. The characters aren't "less real" because of the presentation.

    B&W vs Color is an extreme example; in that the old movies deliberately worked to make the lack of color seamless to the viewer.

    I'll say the same for 3D and HDTV rather easily - the old resolution was chosen as 'good enough'. Now, you CAN do more with 720 vs 640, and you can do more with 1080 than 720, but you're pushing the limits of human perception even with 720. A good movie will entertain you even if you can't read the headstamp on the cases flying out of the machine gun.

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  79. Directors don't care though by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    They want their work to be appreciated by a wide audience and that means the home audience. Besides, the people at home pay good money just like anyone else. There are plenty of directors for who DVD is the big thing. Kevin Smith has talked about this. He says DVD is where he makes the most, and that is the reason studios keep making his movies. The box office take might be somewhat paltry, but they know that the DVD sales will be great.

    1. Re:Directors don't care though by s122604 · · Score: 1

      "Besides, the people at home pay good money just like anyone else. "
      good money, all money is good money, but the profit margin just isn't there.

      Is there money to be made distributing DVDs? Of course, but in terms of raw margins, it is nowhere near what a movie theater can crank out... So yes, people like Kevin smith can have a tidy little business for them and their studios selling DVDs. A tidy business is fine, but selling out a theater is the next best thing to owning the mint when it comes to cranking out money (or more importantly, profit)

      DVDs : revenue, but little profit margin
      Cinema : ridiculous margins : but in the modern era, declining revenue

      3D : in the minds of the corporations that control this kind of stuff, the gimmick to increase cinema revenue. And you better believe directors DO care, because producers and movie studios that bankroll them care.
      I'm not saying I like or approve of any of this, but when it comes down to artistic integrity versus cash, cash usually wins...

      Red Box rental: 1 dollar for the whole family
      Sold out movie theater 10$ for the ticket ticket, 5-10$ in snacks X the number of seats
      Major studios want to resurrect that profit stream, and 3D is seen as a vehicle for that...
      Of course this idea has its limits, given home 3D isn't that far away...

  80. The Next Bubble by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    3D movies are the 2011 version of the dot.com bust. Fortunately the bubble will burst much quicker and with much less fanfare.

  81. Wrong! by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    >Your favorite movie would have been even better in color, and even better in '3D,' and given the choice, you would watch the improved version every time.

    They did. It sucked. I doubt you can even find a DVD copy of the colorized version anymore. It sucked not because the colorization process was badly done, it wasn't. It sucked, because the colorized version bled all of the dramatic impact out of the scenes.

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  82. Resistance is... by CeruleanDragon · · Score: 1

    As I recall, every time a new technology for movie-making came out, there were some great directors that fought against it. Talking films?? That will never work! *Color* movies?? That's just a fad. Seriously, do you really need more than 300 lines of horizontal resolution?? I mean, come on, what do you really need with DVDs? Tapes work just fine.

    It's no different here. Every time a new technology comes out in the entertainment world there are going to be protractors and detractors. Some will hail it as a great advance, others will stick up their noses at it. It's nothing new.

    Talking films, color films, blue-red 3D, laser discs, Dolby, VHS, DVDs, Blu-ray/HD-DVD, progressive scan, 720i, 1080i/1080p, DTS, THX, flat screen, wide screen, LCD, LED, plasma.

    Every single one of these have had both producers and consumers who found some reasons they were fantastic, and some who had reasons why they would never see any benefit from them and/or weren't worth the time/money to implement or use them. Anyone else know someone who was positive that DVDs were a fad and that laser discs would make a big comeback? Many years ago I worked at a Suncoast video and while stocking a shelf near the register a lady came in and bought 3 videos, all in full screen. My manager was the one who rung her up and pointed out that the wide screen version was better, and in at least one of the movies, some useful bits of the movie were cut off the sides. She insisted she never saw any difference and that the black bars along the top/bottom bothered her. She had even upgraded to a wide-screen TV, which took away the black bars, but now the movie looked too... wide for her.

    640K isn't necessarily enough for everyone, but for some it works just fine.

    That doesn't mean we should form our cultural evolution around the lowest common denominator.

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  83. How does it work if you're nearsighted? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen any current 3D stuff, but I remember in prehistoric times, I tried to fit 3D glasses over my prescription glasses, and it didn't work well.

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  84. Avatar was a nice piece of eye candy... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    ...but was essentially a screensaver of 3D set pieces wrapped around a very thin plot.

    As a bit of a sci-fi buff, District 9 and Moon, both also released in 2009, were far more entertaining movies overall.

    And Cameron himself has never bettered "Aliens".

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  85. Color doesn't enhance story either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Filmmakers like Mr. Whedon and Mr. Abrams argue that 3-D technology does little to enhance a cinematic story, while adding a lot of bother."
    Color doesn't enhance story either. Eventually the costs will come down and 3D will just be the norm. No more difficult to shoot than pointing a camera at the scene and yelling "action".

  86. Let the directors decide when to use 3D by OwMyBrain · · Score: 1

    There seems to be a lot of debate as to whether 3D is actually "good" and something that adds to the movie-going experience. Regardless of your opinion of the current 3D technology, directors should absolutely resist when a producer breathes down their neck saying, "Your movie must have X", where X is 3D, cutting edge special effects, an unnecessary romance, a "hip" young character that can appeal to Y demographic.

    This is a classic example of business versus art. There are good uses of 3D and there are bad. Let the director decide when 3D will actually improve the quality of a film, not the profitable, marketability, etc. Give that power to the producers, and you will merely have 3D as a gimmick. Let the artists (directors) discover new and creative uses of 3D technology on their own terms in ways that are meaningful. Don't force it down their throats as a marketing tool.

    I'm happy to hear of anyone standing up to those Hollywood executive asshats.

  87. Limiting? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Chopin wrote only for piano, mostly short pieces.

    Wagner best works are hours long.

    Who was the best composer?

    Two of the best Latin American books every, "Pedro Paramo" and "El Llano en llamas" by Juan Rulfo ( from which pretty much every major magic realism writer takes his clues) are often sold in one volume because they are quite short.

    Perhaps those geniuses in HBO (really?.....) are unable to communicate an idea succinctly and eloquently.

    You see? They could actually be dressing a shortcoming as a virtue.

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  88. What a bullshit statement. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    "Feature films aren't really doing much that's exciting or interesting with the time they are allotted"

    I am sorry, but your lack of curiosity or education is not a parameter of the state of health of cinema.

    European cinema is ebullient with great movies, Latin American cinema is exploring social issues others don't touch, and the far east, specially South Korea, are providing the weirdest most imaginative movies of recent years.

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  89. Nope. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    And it takes just a couple of classes of cinema theory to understand that what makes or brakes a film is a good plot.

    The "visuals" as you call them are the tool to move the plot forward, but the plot remains at the centre of any good film.

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  90. Dear god.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You talk like a marketing person, not en editor.

    No wonder directors don't share your "vision": they have something to say and 3D is just a massive distraction which aims to achieve all the objectives you mention, which have nothing to do with making a better film.

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  91. And no more "Battle of Algiers" by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Or "Slumdog Millionaire" for that matter....

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  92. What a sad state of affairs. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Films first were an entirely adult affair.

    Now movies for teenagers are what sustains the industry.

    And now you are saying is that kids will decide how this art progresses?

    Why is our society so eager to be more infantile?

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    1. Re:What a sad state of affairs. by mccalli · · Score: 1

      No, and I noticed a number of replies thought that was what I meant. I'm not saying all films should be geared to the under tens, I'm saying that audiences growing up now will expect 3D as a given: it's the new baseline.

      In the same way that there's not many black and white silents being made today, so I'm expecting in the future that not too many 2D films will be made, audiences will have grown up with 3D and will expect it as a base.

      Cheers, Ian