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Microsoft Talks Daily With Your Computer

An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft Corp. acknowledged Wednesday that it needs to better inform users that its tool for determining whether a computer is running a pirated copy of Windows also quietly checks in daily with the software maker. The company said the undisclosed daily check is a safety measure designed to allow the tool, called Windows Genuine Advantage, to quickly shut down in case of a malfunction." The EULA is suppose to disclose this daily call-in feature. Lauren Weinstein, who is co-founder of People for Internet Responsibility, was one of the first people to notice the daily communications to Microsoft. Report from Yahoo.com"

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  1. Minor edit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The EULA is suppose to

    That should be 'supposed'. What happened to the 'd'?

    disclosed this

    Oh, there it is.

    1. Re:Minor edit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it does. There was a muffled controversy back in 2001/2002 about the liberties that Microsoft takes with the XP EULA, among which are the right to make contact with your computer at will, install software without telling you, among other things.

    2. Re:Minor edit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Each time i read about calling home, this picture comes to mind :
      http://www.modroto.com/images/et.jpg

      Does an average IE developer look the same ?

    3. Re:Minor edit by RPoet · · Score: 2, Informative

      The "d" in "supposed" is increasingly seen as redundant when followed by a word starting with a "d"-like sound, such as "to". So "supposed to" becomes "suppose to", because they are phonetically very similar. It's just how it is these days.

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    4. Re:Minor edit by craagz · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Chose to put the Genuine advantage tool after receviving overwhelming figures of Windows OSes (read "Yes" to the question "Is your Windows OS Genuine?") throughout the world through marketing poll on their website.

    5. Re:Minor edit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea bu' if wi star' ri'in evrifin vu way wi sez i' ven wi en gunna bi unnerstoo' very easli iz wi.

      Even if you say "suppose to", it's illiterate to write it that way, in the same way that you'll be seen as illiterate if you write "could of", "gonna", and a myriad other things that nobody actually pronounces the way they're supposed to be written.

    6. Re:Minor edit by Politburo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "d" in "supposed" is increasingly seen as redundant

      By who, exactly?

    7. Re:Minor edit by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      l337 h@x0rs

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    8. Re:Minor edit by sc0ttyb · · Score: 1

      I kind of agree with this but only when it's spoken. When you speak, "suppose to" allows the words to roll off your tongue more smoothly than saying both the "d" and the "t" immediately after. However, it should still be written as "supposed to". You're actually supposed to say (see what I did there?) both consonant sounds (albeit a bit softly), and a lot of well-spoken people do with an uncanny sort of ease. I've tried to articulate words like that myself, and while I can do it, it's very difficult because I was exposed to more lax ways of speaking when I was younger.

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    9. Re:Minor edit by operagost · · Score: 1

      I just shot soda out my nose AGAIN because an editor just corrected "disclose" but not "supposed"!

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    10. Re:Minor edit by bheer · · Score: 1

      From what I understand a lot of children are taught spelling phonetically these days ('phonics' is some sort of new English-teaching fad) and it's no surprise a lot of them spell as pronounced (your/you're, shoe-in/shoo-in, straight-laced/strait-laced etc).

    11. Re:Minor edit by mfrank · · Score: 1

      I'm 43 and I learned spelling using phonics in grade school. It's not really that new. Teaching techniques come and go. And I'm one of those people that get irritated when people use "insure" instead of "ensure". And I never use spell check on slashdot.

  2. What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... quickly shut down in case of a malfunction.

    So Genuine Advantage needs to contact the mothership in order to be told that it's broken and needs to terminate?

    Please.

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    1. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by cytoman · · Score: 1

      What is the process called? I'd like to block it with my Sygate Personal Firewall.

    2. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I haven't had it happen, but maybe this is what you're looking for?

    3. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

      The "say anything you want in a press release and 99% of the population is too stupid it know the difference" kind.

    4. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "like to block it with my Sygate Personal Firewall."

      What if it is talking TCP through port 80?

    5. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Just wondering the same thing. Why doesent Zone alarm flag this?

    6. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by pro_virus · · Score: 5, Informative

      My Sygate got the beast on the fly and there wasn't any registry key that started it... So I couldn't block it from starting at each boot. So I simply renamed the file and I have not any trouble since that :D

      The file is in the system32 directory and the filename is : "WgaTray.exe". I simply renamed it :"WgaTray.bak" and it left my alone :D

      Hope this help. Chow

    7. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by caitsith01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whilst I generally agree that it is indeed bullshit, it is possible to imagine the scenario in which, for some reason, there is a bug in Genuine Advantage which leads to a denial of access to the Windows Update service for legitimately registered users.

      I have often wondered whether Steam has a similar feature - if Valve goes bankrupt, for instance, does it release you from the (ridiculous) copy protection/licensing arrangements put in place when you install Half Life 2 and other products?

      The best way to do any of this would be to simply check if the parent company's server is still there and able to provide authentication/updating. If it is unavailable for some reason the local software should function autonomously, as it always should, but without the need for approval from the parent.

      Of course the *real* best solution is to stop trying to monitor usage on a micro-level and just make good products at a reasonable price. As has been demonstrated over and over again, this is the way to stop piracy.

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    8. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by ottothecow · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I hate that tool...it seems like it is the only update that gets pulled down regularily. It pulls itself down and gets installed when I finally relent to it (since I am in no hurry to update it, even though updates come out all of the time) but then it wants me to restart. That's all fine and dandy, I'll let it do its business the next time I feel like restarting.

      Oh, whats this? It pops up every 10 minutes asking me to reboot and gives me no option like "remind me tomorrow"

      Come on microsoft...dont force me to sit through this shit on nonessential updates

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    9. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Kagura · · Score: 2, Funny

      I haven't had it happen, but maybe this is what you're looking for?

      Are you certain you're not looking for this? Oh, wait, that's not what you're looking for. That's NOT what you're looking for!

      Oh, not again... Obi-wan's gonna kill me!

    10. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Buran · · Score: 1

      Just wondering the same thing. Why doesent Zone alarm flag this?

      It did for me (blocked, since I didn't know what the heck it was trying to get online for). And since I run a legit corporate copy, it's staying blocked.

    11. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by rodgster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      OK. I agree It's total BS. Anyone here remember win98 1st ed phone home info disclosure (on connect to windows update)? Oh and they forgot to disclose that in the EULA too.

      Same tricks, different year.

      However it's not like Redhat's Up2date doesn't phone home daily too. Oh and doesn't it NOT allow you to automagically install patches unless you have current support agreement (which you could rotate between servers if you had one).

      I only happen to know because a certain software vendor likes to use RHEL (maybe they're just rolling back prices like walmart).

      I guess that's within the rules (but they're still scumbags)?

      I run Fedora.

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    12. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I've an alternative: Buy a fscking windows license (it'll keep checking daily if you've a pirated copy but it won't annoy you because it's _really_ a legal copy).

      Just because it's Microsoft doesn't means people should pirate it. Why people goes crazy when a company closes the code from a "hello world" opensource project but nobody says anything about pirated users? And don't tell me "Microsoft allows pirated copies on purpose". I don't care, using a illegal copy of windows is illegal and Microsoft doesn't matters, period. In my opinion, Microsoft should release a update to pirated versions which formats their windows partition.

    13. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by jargoone · · Score: 5, Funny

      And since I run a legit corporate copy, it's staying blocked.

      ... but if you ran a stolen corporate copy, you'd unblock it? ;-)

    14. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 0, Troll

      You work for Mr. Gates, don't you.

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    15. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think all of this comes under the heading of "yes the technology permits it, but is it something we really should be doing?"

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    16. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by WCD_Thor · · Score: 1

      It says they are supposed to be checking for illigal coppies of Windows, then why the hell hasn't it cought mine yet? I've been running with a hacked coppy of Windows XP Pro Corprate that was hacked before XP was even released and I get all the updates and have had a problem, unless Microsoft is building a huge case against me, the assholes! I'd like to do it the legal way, but someone things $200 for a complete XP pro install is a good idea, FUCKING ASSHOLES!!! Thats the only part about building your own computer that can cost alot more than getting a comp from the store. Also, question, I want to install Linux on my Athalon 1800+ Sony laptop with 256DDR--which distrobution should I get (damn me and my spelling dissability!)?

    17. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Whilst I generally agree that it is indeed bullshit, it is possible to imagine the scenario in which, for some reason,...

      Yes, I sometimes go out of my way to defend the often-villified, too. But honestly, it's stretching credibility a bit thin here.

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    18. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by JonahDark1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but you've completely missed the point. I don't want my computer talking to Microsoft daily. I don't believe Microsoft has any right to know what's going on with my computer. My software is a legal copy and if they want to check that when I download updates, I'll tolerate that, but it shouldn't be sliently calling home.

    19. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What is really funny about this...

      To beat the tool, all you have to do is slipstream the pirated cd image to SP2 and you are golden...

    20. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by oh_bugger · · Score: 5, Insightful
      According to some comments on a webpage posted earlier in the thread (hunt for it), people have been incorrectly accused of having non-genuine versions of Windows when they actually have completly paid for versions. If this is true then one day turning on their computer to find it's formated and not working will probably piss them off, even more if they realise it was Microsoft that did it. Also someone might deside to write some malware which fools the program into telling Microsoft that the copy of Windows is pirated, a while later Microsoft will go ahead and do the damage for them.

      Whether or not Windows is or isn't the best OS to have, these people chose to pay their money to Microsoft and the excuse "It'll teach some pirates a lesson" is not enough to waste their time and money.

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    21. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by molarmass192 · · Score: 1, Troll

      For laptops, SuSE 10.1 is the most complete Linux distro hands down. If you have an ATI or nVidia chip, the Xgl desktop is simply an amazing piece of eye candy that puts anything you've seen on Windows to shame. On that note, if it's a small footprint and performance you're looking for, PuppyLinux 2.0 on 256M of DDR can't be beat but at the cost of looking a bit Win2K-ish. If you're a Linux newbie or want all the bells and whistles, go SuSE. If you want raw speed at the cost of some creature comforts and have played with Linux before, go Puppy.

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    22. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Informative

      There also appears to be a copy in \system32\dllcache\

      I wonder if it gets blocked if I add it to the program list on Windows Firewall and uncheck it.

    23. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that helps, but you gotta use the magic jellybean keyfinder too.

    24. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1

      I have a legal copy of XP Professional.

      Initially, I wanted to Pirate it and I had the keygen tool - but after 5 days of generating possible keys it still hadn't produced a usable one. After this, I calculated it'd already cost me more than $250 of my own time - which is what XP Pro costs here - so I just went out and bought it.

      I bet there are a LOT of people like me out there.

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    25. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by gomadtroll · · Score: 2, Informative

      The comparative disro to RHEL is Centos, not Fedora. If you don't like the price of RHEl run Centos. Same Free code and legal.

    26. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Last week my "genuine" copy of Windows was accused of being pirated when I accidentally changed the date on my computer. There was no way to fix it, I spoke with several members of Windows customer support who could not help me and transfered me in a complete circle ending up with the original number that I called. I had to reinstall windows, hoping it would help and that I wouldn't lose everything (since I was prevented from accessing windows during this time). Reinstalling (repairing existing installation) helped but I still got the "not genuine windows" warning until I changed the date back to the correct date.

      Thank you, Microsoft! :(

    27. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And luckily, you have that choice, but I am afraid it is you that has missed the point. Microsoft owns that software, not you. You are merely licensed to use it. By agreeing to the EULA and continuing to use Windows, you agree to whatever conditions Microsoft sets forth. The best part of it is that you *pay* for the honor of doing so. If you disagree with Microsoft's actions, you are free to use another operating system or office suite or what have you. I just wonder when that final choice will disappear; imagine if the EULA had a clause that stated, in legalese, "...and I further agree to only run Microsoft Operating Systems on this PC from this point forward". You know, all in the name of allowing Microsoft to provide better support, etc. No reason not to add a clause like that, really...

    28. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... have a school in your area? Most of them use an unlimited license for all of their machines.

      Find a copy of a key-viewer, slap it on a USB drive or even in your e-mail if need be. Copy the key to a .txt file, save it to your drive or e-mail.... and voila! unlimited license to pirate as you please!

      I'm not trying to promote piracy, but making a point. If people don't want to pay for their crappy operating system, then they will find a way around it(usually with very little effort). Of course, it is, I would assume, even more illegal if you were to be caught doing the aforementioned act.

      In terms you slashdotters will understand ;-):

      1. find local school
      2. 'borrow' xp-key
      3. ...?
      4. Profit!
    29. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't agree to the EULA, and the store wont take it back, and MS won't refund... I didn't sign anything, but I paid cash. The only alternative, is that I must indeed own it.

    30. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The number of people like you who attribute such unimaginable power to a text file on their screen is mind boggling. According to you, by clicking my mouse button, Microsoft really COULD take my first-born.

      Signature? Nope. Pre-sales agreement? Nope. Teeth? HELL no.

    31. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Our servers run CentOS.

    32. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by CleverNickName · · Score: 1

      So Genuine Advantage needs to contact the mothership in order to be told that it's broken and needs to terminate?

      Wow. Windows users really have been assimilated.

    33. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I did rename WGA* everythign to WGA*.bak. I couldn't kill the WGA process becuazse ti kept restarting.

      The result was at the next reboot I got "ntkernal.exe is corrupt. Please replace from the original..."

      In other words, I've been 100% crapware free but finally MICROSOFT screwed up my system by installing a worm with Windows Update!

    34. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Microsoft owns that software, not you. You are merely licensed to use it.

      MS owns the software, and I own a copy.I also own the hardware, and I say what happens on it.

      imagine if the EULA had a clause that stated, in legalese, "...and I further agree to only run Microsoft Operating Systems on this PC from this point forward".

      It would be ignored, duh.

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    35. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Zemran · · Score: 4, Informative

      The skanky copies of XP have a prog that fires randomly generated license codes at the server until it finds one that works. That means that when a skanky copy works a genuine copy ceases to work. It is simply a matter of who gets there first. With all these skanky copies using up so many genuine license codes it is not surprising that so many people are getting pissed off. Despite what the post further down says I have tried this out and found the prog worked well and did not cause any noticable delay. That is not to say that I advocate the use of such progs and in fact I personally would not use XP on a machine that is actually connected to the internet and only use Linux for the net except to try certain things out.

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    36. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by izzo+nizzo · · Score: 1

      Do you think that having a legit copy means that this genuine disadvantage won't break and freeze you out? If, as Ms. claims, the uplink serves the purpose of avoiding a false negative, cognizent that their fritzy software may die on any given day, do you doubt their sincerity enough to risk killing your OS?

      Ha ha ha what a dilemma. Peace to Microsoft. I suspect we've about heard the last from them. It's like the neurosis preceding the death of an overprotective parent.

    37. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by WCD_Thor · · Score: 1

      Thanks man, also, while I haven't looked it up, I doubt that Suse is free, I should have mentioned I needed something free. Ack! Sorry, I am being attacked by misquitos, one just went right through my teeshirt! Finaly killed the buger, but I have at least 12 bites in the last 3 days, going insane, thats why I'm babaling and stuff. DIE MOTHER F**KER!!!!

    38. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Pofy · · Score: 1

      >MS owns the software, and I own a copy.

      No, they hold (or own) the COPYRIGHT to the software.

    39. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Archtech · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "If you disagree with Microsoft's actions, you are free to use another operating system or office suite or what have you".

      And there you have it. As more and more users come to understand the legal facts of the matter, as expounded in this thread, they will have a strong incentive to adopt other operating systems that cost less and impose less unreasonable conditions.

      In this context it is interesting to note that the difference between Windows and Linux is steadily being eroded. Indeed, in some ways Linux is distinctly superior; but the key point is that its weaknesses relative to Windows (read: buying objections) are rapidly disappearing. SuSE, to which I am in the process of migrating, is easier to install than Windows; just as efficient; more flexible; and, AFAICS, just as easy to use once you get used to it (which takes a few days). On the plus side, it's far less expensive, offers far better support, and is open and extensible.

      Applications used to be a deal-breaker, but I have been using OpenOffice.org recently and it is, if anything, better than Office for my purposes. (Admittedly, I still have Office 97 which is arguably inferior to Office 2003, but why should I shell out big bucks every few years for what is essentially the same product?) Quicken used to be an issue, until Intuit suddenly withdrew from the UK market at the same time as my copy of Quicken mysteriously stopped working. So now there is really no reason why I would prefer Windows to Linux.

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    40. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by wolf369T · · Score: 0

      So, you actually spent more than 500$ on Windows, if we consider the time you lost and the license price. Next time, buy the license in advance or just... use Linux...

    41. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by present_arms · · Score: 1

      I want to install Linux on my Athalon 1800+ Sony laptop with 256DDR--which distrobution should I get (damn me and my spelling dissability!)? Get Pclinuxos at www.pclinuxos.com or Ubuntu or Elive or Memphis all are easy to use / setup etc

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    42. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "lower your shields and.."

      "Captain! Our shields have already been lowered from inside the ship!"

    43. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Once [Adobe/MS/Whatever other companies are using "activate to use for more than 30 days" software] go bankrupt, you can no longer successfully install their software (well, without hacks).
      Yes indeed, those licenses you go and buy, are only good while the company is still in business now.

      It's a rather sad state of software we live in. Spend your money for something you hope will be reinstallable a few years down the road when you're reinstalling/switching to a new computer/whatever. (or, 10 years down the road, to read the legacy file types, and hope their servers will still be around/understand the authentication.)

    44. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

      Well if anyone can come up with a unexpected and creative solution to that problem, it's you :)

    45. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But until EULAs are upheld, AND the individual bullshit provisions of them are upheld, then they are still bullshit and I can consider them bullshit. Some lawyer correct me if I'm wrong, but if I buy a car from you and you make me sign a contract, and I hand you the money... and you refuse to give me the car, pointing out the fine print that I had apparently agreed to fellate you daily and kill your in-laws, and you argue that since I haven't done these things I'm in breech of contract and you don't have to deliver the car OR return my money, you would be wrong on both counts... you would not be able to enforce the egregious demands of the contract, PLUS you would still be liable to deliver the car.

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    46. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Nothing by that name here... Are you sure that's MS related and not spyware?

    47. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by gsslay · · Score: 1
      Zone Alarm has flagged this to me every day since I (reluctantly) installed "Genuine Advantage". Since I didn't need Microsoft's help in identifying my legitimate software in the first place, I certainly don't need it communicating with Microsoft everyday from then on. So it's staying blocked.

      If it should have a fit and suddenly decide that I have a pirated OS then it's going to have to fret about it all on its little ownsome. (Well, that is until I dump it.)

    48. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      I don't want my computer talking to Microsoft daily.

      It might be worth pointing out that ubuntu linux synchronises its clock to the ubuntu ntp server at startup. Assuming that its a stock ntp the most that this can do is produce statistics on how many systems there are out there and when they are booted.

    49. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      IF they own it, why do people pay $300 for it?

    50. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Oh, whats this? It pops up every 10 minutes asking me to reboot and gives me no option like "remind me tomorrow"

      Open the Services panel, find "Automatic Updates", click the Stop button. The nagging will cease and your update will be installed when you choose to restart Windows.

      I agree it's not obvious, but at least it can be done.

    51. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      If I were shelling out $150 for windows I'd be pissed if that shit were spying on me too. I'm pretty sure the pirated copies of windows don't have windows genuine spyware installed anyway, so the only people who are getting spied on are paying customers and pirates dumb enough to download it.

      But I don't care, I run Slackware and think that companies using illegal monopolies should be subject to an old school government breakup.

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    52. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      Microsoft owns that software, not you

      In Soviet Russia, YOU own that SOFTWARE. Hang on, that's not right...

    53. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      And there you have it. As more and more users come to understand the legal facts of the matter, as expounded in this thread, they will have a strong incentive to adopt other operating systems that cost less and impose less unreasonable conditions.

      Newsflash: most people care more about staying in their comfort zone than about whether their OS phones home. Most people don't actually give a damn about this non-issue, because they "have nothing to hide" and are not so paranoid as to assume that anything Microsoft does must have an evil motive behind it.

      Seriously, why should I care whether Microsoft knows when my computer is switched on or not? (Please avoid making reference to evil things they might hypothetically do in the future. I'm interested in knowing what's bad about what they're doing now, not what people's paranoid fantasies are.)

      the key point is that [Linux's] weaknesses relative to Windows (read: buying objections) are rapidly disappearing.

      Not obviously, they aren't; and even if they are, it certainly isn't "rapidly". You can tell this by the fact that Linux's market-share is not impinging on Windows' market-share to any significant degree. Practically all Linux's gains have been at the expense of proprietary Unix, not Windows.

      I'm not even convinced it's better. I run both Windows and Linux, I use both regularly, I'm comfortable and experienced at using both, and I prefer Windows. Sorry if that shatters your worldview.

      Admittedly, I still have Office 97 which is arguably inferior to Office 2003, but why should I shell out big bucks every few years for what is essentially the same product?

      Er... what? Either Office 2003 is better than Office 97, or it's the same product. You can't have it both ways.

    54. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Half+a+dent · · Score: 2, Funny

      "imagine if the EULA had a clause that stated, in legalese, "...and I further agree to only run Microsoft Operating Systems on this PC from this point forward". You know, all in the name of allowing Microsoft to provide better support, etc. No reason not to add a clause like that, really..."

      They can add any wording they like to the EULA. They could state that by you accepting the agreement they have the right to harvest your body's organs, that yours kids become their slaves and they have the right to eat your pets!

      But most countries laws prevent that kind of thing - not too sure about US contract law, give it a couple of years...

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    55. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by grolschie · · Score: 3, Informative
      By agreeing to the EULA and continuing to use Windows, you agree to whatever conditions Microsoft sets forth.
      uhh.... wrong! EULAs are not actually legal contracts. They are non binding and non-enforcable. Try again, thanks for playing.
    56. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Half+a+dent · · Score: 1

      Here's a case of good (or should it be bad) timing. I had a phone call from my father last night to say that his copy of XP Home is coming up with a message when it starts saying that it is an illegal copy.

      I know full well that it is legit because I bought it with him, will probably end up reinstalling it - PITA!

    57. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      from the article

      "The tool, part of the Redmond company's bid to thwart widespread piracy, is being distributed gradually to people who have signed up to receive Windows security updates. The company expects to have offered it to all users worldwide by the end of the year.

      Lazar said that so far, about 60 percent of users who were offered the piracy check decided to install it. Once installed, the program checks to make sure the version of Windows a user is running is legitimate, and gathers information such as the computer's manufacturer and the language and locale it is set for.

      That information-gathering is disclosed in a licensing agreement. But the agreement does not make clear that the program also is designed to "call home" to Microsoft's servers, to make sure that it should keep running.

      At least every 90 days, the tool also checks again to see if the copy of Windows is legitimate. Lazar said that's because the company sometimes discovers that a copy of Windows that it thought was legitimate is actually pirated.

      When Microsoft believes a copy of Windows is pirated, the user begins to get a series of reminders that the copy isn't genuine. Such users also are barred from downloading noncritical updates, such as the new version of its Internet Explorer browser. But anyone who has signed up to automatically receive security updates, which repair flaws to prevent Internet attacks, will still get those fixes."

      first off while 60% of users may have agreed to have it installed, how much choice did they have? windows update doesn't work without genuine advantage does it. The alternative is to manually find patches that may or may not exist.

      My answer to the windows problem is Ubuntu and VMWare, once installed in a virtual machine all your windows applications are available to you concurently with all your linux applications is there any reason to give a windows install net access anyway. I can carry on using most of my windows tools as before and use linux for all my internet access. automatix takes care of file formats i am likely to find that are 'non free'.
      The only way to take back our computers is to remove windows from the equation or minimise its use and relegating its use to a virtual machine does that.
      sure theres a performance overhead in using a VM but not one that makes a huge difference to me or most other users. Maybe Gamers would find it preferable to maintain a native windows install as well so a reboot later and you have your XP at full speed on your hardware. Why run windows by default when its just a buggy malware and virus prone mess.
      Treat windows as an application that you run when you need it only and you will find you need it less and less.

      I started down this path with Firefox, Thunderbird and OpenOffice and later alternative messaging clients such as gaim and aMSN. I realised that Vista was going to be the OS that was going to give me nothing but grief and take away the freedom to do as I please on my hardware. I've been trying Linux distro's on and off for a while now SUSE 8 SUSE 9, Knoppix Xebian and now finally Ubuntu. Ubuntu is the replacement for windows I have been looking for. Its easy to use well documented and plenty of pages exist that give you step by step guidance when its needed.

      The closest thing to ubuntu has to be OSX but its not free and not officially sanctioned by Apple yet on non apple hardware. probably has more driver issues with non-apple hardware than ubuntu and it seems every little thing is shareware or commercial.

      The other great thing about Ubuntu is that most of the free alternatives I have been using in windows are here in ubuntu and work just the same.

      if your dissatisified with whats being put out by redmond try ubuntu.
      nothing to lose and a lot to gain.

    58. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      and that is the fun part.

      Pirated copies, good ones not someone sharing a friends install key, all do not have these problems.

      there are zips of all the current updates on the torrent sites so updates are not a problem, and the updates have this crap stripped out.

      It's funny but hardcore pirates have a better user experience with software and keep more of their rights than the legitimate users do.

      Software protection is as useless as RIAA suing grandmothers. They do not stop the large scale pirating operations in any way it only hurts the small scale friends sharing software.

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    59. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Oopsallberries · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with you. Microsoft should have no right to communicate with my machine without getting permission every single time. I'm so close to switching to Linux.

    60. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's quite a few differences between RH's up2date and Windows Update.

      With Windows, you make a one time purchase. It comes with free updates.

      With RHEL, you make a one time purchase which inlcudes one year of updates. Afterwards, you have to pay a yearly maintenance fee.

      With Fedora Core or CentOS, you make a one time purchase of $0 which includes free updates.

      With Windows Update, your computer automatically connects and downloads updates without any validation of who you are. Sort of. Genuine Advantage kind of changed that.

      With RHEL up2date, you login to the RHEL update servers using your paid for account to download updates. You can also login via a web page and see the status of all of your machines that are associated with that account. The status includes uptime, installed RPMs and needed updated RPMs.

      With Fedora Core up2date and CentOS up2date, your computer automatically connects and downloads updates without any validation of who you are. Sort of.

      So, which update method makes you more aware of what is happening? If I needed to manage multiple linux servers or workstations, I would go for RHEL. It provides a very usable overview of the machines. Very much like SMS does for Windows.

    61. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best way to control users or blackmail users into upgrading to the new and improved Windows Vista is to have a program or process that breaks or terminates the use of older windows. I still use window 3.11 and Windows 95 and Windows 98 on some machines do to certain software I still like using. Microsoft have had issues with getting a lot of users like me to upgrade to the next latest windows, so if there was a company that it is vital for profit to be good and its life depends on how well sales of a new OS or product does (basically bet the farm), the company's best goal is to systematically make thousands to millions of legitimate OS or software become illegitimate, basically systematically make non-pirated software pirated software with a switch. It is unethical but legal due to EULA.

    62. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Seriously, why should I care whether Microsoft knows when my computer is switched on or not? (Please avoid making reference to evil things they might hypothetically do in the future. I'm interested in knowing what's bad about what they're doing now, not what people's paranoid fantasies are.)

      What they are doing now is not the issue; it is what they could potentially do that is the issue. There is nothing paranoid about worrying about that, anymore than it was paranoid to put a free speech clause in the constitution before the US government tried to infringe upon it. Having a single company in control of whether or not you can use your computer is a very, very bad thing. With the shrub administration in office, it is not entirely unreasonable to say that the computers used by an anti-war group might suddenly become inoperable when they are targeted by the government. The power to do such a thing should not exist.

      Not obviously, they aren't; and even if they are, it certainly isn't "rapidly". You can tell this by the fact that Linux's market-share is not impinging on Windows' market-share to any significant degree. Practically all Linux's gains have been at the expense of proprietary Unix, not Windows.

      The reason Windows maintains a dominant market share has nothing to do with its quality, anymore than it did with VHS vs. Betamax. Windows is dominant in the PC because when consumers purchase an appliance, they don't think about the software that runs the appliance. If they buy a PC, the fact that it is running Windows is no more important to them than the fact that their cell phone runs Symbian or their TV runs TRON. Most end-users have no problem using KDE/Linux; the interface is familiar enough that within an hour they are already doing what they would have done with Windows, except for gamers. If a new user got a computer with KDE/Linux pre-installed, they would have no trouble figuring out what to do.

      I'm not even convinced it's better. I run both Windows and Linux, I use both regularly, I'm comfortable and experienced at using both, and I prefer Windows. Sorry if that shatters your worldview.

      Nobody cares about your view either, and you are in the minority just by having enough brain cells to know that Linux exists.

      Admittedly, I still have Office 97 which is arguably inferior to Office 2003, but why should I shell out big bucks every few years for what is essentially the same product?

      Er... what? Either Office 2003 is better than Office 97, or it's the same product. You can't have it both ways.


      Office 2003 is better than 97 for some tasks, especially very complex documents. I rarely find myself making very complex documents, so if I were an Office user, I would not switch.

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    63. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Choco-man · · Score: 1
      And luckily, you have that choice, but I am afraid it is you that has missed the point. Microsoft owns that software, not you.


      True. But does Microsoft own the hardware used to communicate? It would be an interesting concept to explore if they have the right to commandeer your owned hardware with their leased software.
    64. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Himring · · Score: 1

      "...and I further agree to only run Microsoft Operating Systems on this PC from this point forward"

      "...and to find a shrubbery...."

      Hey, it could happen....

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      "All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
    65. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Himring · · Score: 1

      and is open and extensible....

      You just said, "extensible." I can't even look at you right now....

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      "All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
    66. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Himring · · Score: 1

      Quicken mysteriously stopped working.

      Obviously, xp bonked it on the head before checking in with the Palantiri....

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      "All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
    67. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Himring · · Score: 1

      realise ...deside

      British English always throws me for a loop....

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    68. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Himring · · Score: 1

      And why did you change the date on your computer? And don't call me Jerry....

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      "All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
    69. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that if MS decides to revoke your license, you should get your money back right? because you don't own it.

      If you break or lose the installation CD, they should send you one costing you only shipping charges, right?

      Your final point is stupid as well; no license can tell you what to do with hardware you own. Just like Acura can't force you to buy only Exxon gas. They can't even force you to take the car back to the dealer for service. So the reason not to add a clause is because it would never hold up.

    70. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Archtech · · Score: 1

      'You just said, "extensible." I can't even look at you right now....'

      What? It's a real word:

      extendable adj.
      extendability // n.
      extendible adj.
      extendibility // n.
      extensible // adj.
      extensibility // n.
      [Middle English from Latin extendere extens- or extent- 'stretch out' (as ex-1, tendere 'stretch')]
      (Oxford English Dictionary)

      --
      I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
    71. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      and you refuse to give me the car, pointing out the fine print that I had apparently agreed to fellate you daily and kill your in-laws

      Even a lay-man like me knows that you can't write a contract and enforce points which are illegal. Prositution and murder are illegal, and all you'd have to do is go to court and they would invaliate that part of the contract (technically, its invalid the minute its inked, I believe). Then you'll get the car.

    72. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I had this happen to me - my copy of XP dates back to before the first service pack came out. So when I reinstalled it last weekend, windows validation was completely broken and refused to accept it was a genuine copy of windows. The solution was to update IE6 - adding the service pack, and going to google, searching for the phrase MS' site spat out at me, and finding the soution was a diagnostics web page on MS' site - a page which the windows validation page had no link to.

      Effectively, MS' windows validation tool doesn't work with early version of windows, MS doesn't know how to link one web page to another web page, or if it does it prefers to hide any mention of software defectsor the need for a diagnostics page for windows validation, and my personal favorite: Google returns better results for microsoft.com than microsoft's search does.

      Mac, here I come...

    73. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the microsoft site my fedora core 5 install running firefox with wine is a genuine copy of windows XP!!

    74. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You own the copy of the media on which the software was delivered to you; you don't own the software itself. You are merely licensed to use it.

      Hence, you can resell the media (yours) and the license (yours) but you can't duplicate the software and sell it (not yours!).

      It would be interesting to see what Microsoft would do if EULAs were ruled unenforceable; I suspect that they would simply send you out a paper contract in advance of the software, which you would have to read, sign, and return, before they would ship you anything. That's actually SOP for some big enterprise software packages: they don't do their licensing via click-thrus, but rather through contracts signed by the legal parties involved ahead of deployment. Really that's the way it ought to be done -- people would whine about it being an "inconvenience," but at least you could walk away if the agreement looked like crap and not have to worry about getting a refund. I suspect though that at least in some Districts, that EULAs will be found to be quite valid, however, since in theory you can disagree and take the computer/software back for a refund.

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      "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    75. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      British English....so that would be English then?

    76. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      Try purchasing a software package at a retail store and then returning it because you don't agree to the terms of the EULA. Most places won't provide you with a refund on a software package that has been opened. Then try going to the manufacturer to seek your refund. Good luck with that process too. Seriously, go out and try it. Politely ask the clerk at Circuit City if you can see a copy of the EULA before making your software purchase. Not likely.

      I adore the free market, but if the business is going to operate like this, such terms need to be printed on the packages. Much the same way that food manufacturers are required to disclose the ingredients in their products so that you can make informed decisions. Imagine getting home, opening a box of breakfast cereal and seeing a note informing you that it becomes radioactive upon consumption, and that you have to take the issue up with the manufacturer.

      Furthermore, there are reasonable expectations about your rights to use a software package, and clear limitations on what you can "agree" to. e.g. You can't legally accept an agreement whereby I can kick you in the head once per week so long as you are using my software.

      Screw Microsoft. Just because the government is monitoring my communications doesn't mean that I want them doing it as well.

    77. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Please, stop pushing Linux as an alternative to Windows. Its not. It has some applications that provide the same or better functionality than Windows equivlents, but only some, not most. Also unlike Windows, there's still a large chunk of hardware which isn't supported or which is only partially supported.

    78. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by pro_virus · · Score: 1

      When I said to Sygate to block it, after one minute it simply close itself so I don't understand why yours keeps restarting.
      Maybe try running in Safe Mode.
      And don't rename everything lol. Maybe you renamed some DLL that were registered. I simply renamed ONE .exe and it never got back.

    79. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Important to recall that according to Microsoft "a computer isn't a computer without an OS (preferrably one "preloaded" and "secured" prior to customer "access") installed" (presumably anything else is a "future pirate"'s device - what happened to technological enthusiasts who can "learn" outside of a formal school and might someday become useful in the field of engineering?). It would appear that Microsoft is just going to continue to attempt to "bond" with the hardware from the point of view of consumers to the point that they can then truly say to the end-user "we only license the computer (software & hardware) to you for a fee and can do whatever we want with what we own." You can see that not all of the companies on the hardware side of the equation are willing, but for how much longer?

    80. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1
      But until EULAs are upheld
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ProCD_v._Zeidenberg

      This was held in the 7th Circuit, so if you live in Illinois, Indiana, or Wisconsin, those EULAs are enforceable, so long as you can technically reject them by clicking "decline" and returning the software (or software+hardware). It's slightly more ambiguous in other areas but I wouldn't just cavalierly write them off.

      It's wise to be very careful about what you might be agreeing to. You don't know which way the court might rule.
      --
      "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    81. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's more, if you click 'later' a few times, eventually it gets forceful and starts a 5 minute countdown. If you're not infront of your computer to click the 'cancel' button, after 5 minutes the computer is rebooted. Any work you had unsaved is LOST. All this for a non-essential update.

      Weird that Microsoft seems to consider installing a update for the OS more important than whatever work the user is doing. Something seriously wrong with their thinking.

    82. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Informative

      Incorrect. The Seventh Circuit found that a shrink wrap license (EULA) is an enforceable software license.

    83. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by pro_virus · · Score: 1

      It is MS related. Why? Because if I look at all the strings in the file, I can see:

      - Many links like : "http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=62548"
      - Some notifications to buy Genuine Software : "DaysBeforeBuyNowNongenuine=%d"
      - And a Verisign signature : "http://crl.verisign.com/tss-ca.crl" "Copyright(c)1997MicrosoftCorp.1" "Copyright(c)2000MicrosoftCorp.1"

      Maybe a MS spyware :D

    84. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Sepper · · Score: 1
      >MS owns the software, and I own a copy.

      No, they hold (or own) the COPYRIGHT to the software.
      No, no, no! Microsoft 0wns the software! You really just 0wn a copy...
      --
      I live in Soviet Canuckistan you insensitive clod!
    85. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      I did rename WGA* everythign to WGA*.bak. I couldn't kill the WGA process becuazse ti kept restarting.
      The result was at the next reboot I got "ntkernal.exe is corrupt. Please replace from the original..."
      In other words, I've been 100% crapware free but finally MICROSOFT screwed up my system by installing a worm with Windows Update!


      I'm surprised you've managed to keep a running copy of Windows, since you obviously have no qualms about messing with system files without forseeing the consequences, but somehow it's Microsoft's fault.

      "I deleted huge chunks out of the registry, and now Windows won't start! Damn Microsoft!"

      --
      The libertarian solution to the failures of capitalism is to apply more capitalism til the failures are fixed.
    86. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by envious1 · · Score: 1

      This is yet another reason to switch to Linux or OS X.

    87. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by jb.hl.com · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have often wondered whether Steam has a similar feature - if Valve goes bankrupt, for instance, does it release you from the (ridiculous) copy protection/licensing arrangements put in place when you install Half Life 2 and other products?

      Valve have said that patches would be released to release you from the copy protection in such a situation.

      The best way to do any of this would be to simply check if the parent company's server is still there and able to provide authentication/updating. If it is unavailable for some reason the local software should function autonomously, as it always should, but without the need for approval from the parent.

      If that was the case, pirates would disable their Internet connection temporarily to use the software. It wouldn't work.

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    88. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I wonder what will happen when the new daylight savings change takes place?

    89. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Tower · · Score: 1

      Really, it isn't like the words "We'll run the strawman up the flagpole and check in with the stakeholders, and take an action item to leverage the synergistic coalition that was brought forward after our last level set"

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      "It's tough to be bilingual when you get hit in the head."
    90. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by hkBst · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, Microsoft owns YOU, not that software.

    91. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Bipoha · · Score: 1

      I hate that reboot reminder. I used to drag the pop-up window to the bottom right of the screen, where you only see a few pixel-height of the window, and I can make it "go away". But, didn't they change it recently so it has a 60 second countdown or something? Maybe I'm thinking of something else. Another example of how Windows interrupts people who are trying to actually USE the computer.

    92. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to see what Microsoft would do if EULAs were ruled unenforceable

      EULAs are 2 extra characters wasted for BS.

      They are not a contract. In most legal systems, people under the age of 18 cannot enter a contract, but many people under the age of 18 use computers. EULAs have been shot down in court a number of times because they are not given to the customer before the contract of sale. MS even convolutes the issue because they like to change the EULA behind your back when a service pack comes out or whenever they feel like it. In fact, Microsoft's EULA has backfired on them when people were doing the mass Windows refund thing with computers that they upgraded the system with Linux or some other OS.

      THIS POST COMES WITH NO WARRANTEE IMPLIED OR...

      Fscking legalese.

    93. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by init100 · · Score: 1

      it is not entirely unreasonable to say that the computers used by an anti-war group might suddenly become inoperable when they are targeted by the government.

      They could do that technically, but I think that it would be corporate suicide for Microsoft to allow them to do this. Far too many opponents of the current administration, as well as more general America-haters are using Windows, and if one such case actually happened, I think that many, or even most, of them would quickly shop for another OS that didn't include such a "feature".

    94. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The daily check in was probably added to get out of anti-trust jail. How else can government mandated spyware installation on demand work? Adjusting tin foil hat...

    95. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by daybot · · Score: 1
      I've an alternative: Buy a fscking windows license

      Err... I have a legitimate licence and I just renamed wgatray as explained. The tool provides me, personally, with no benefit whatsoever and so I don't want it running on my machine. I also don't like the idea that it, like any software, could go wrong and produce a false positive. In fact, Microsoft have already admitted this is actually quite likely by requiring this 'phone home' feature. Just because someone displays a distaste for, and desire to disable, such tools does not mean that they're a pirate.

    96. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by spun · · Score: 1

      Go to opensuse.org to get it free. Though you might want to wait a few months for them to patch a few things, 10.1 has been a little buggy in some places.

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    97. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SAFELY uninstall as follows:

      MsiExec.exe /I{63569CE9-FA00-469C-AF5C-E5D4D93ACF91}

    98. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by eonlabs · · Score: 1

      Which brings up an interesting question of mine,
      At what point is the stuff asked for by an EULA still legal
      I understand we've got viral licensing etc at this point, so you can say someone MUST use the same license for derivative products,
      You can say someone can create with the software you have written, but they don't own it
      Since it's a legally binding contract, what's to stop someone from saying "By agreeing to this, you also agree to leave me your full inheritance. You also relinquish the right to change your inheritance after this date.
      Is there a legal limit?

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      I wouldn't consider the mad hatter mad. Just reality impaired. He sure can make a mean cup of tea.
    99. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "I did rename WGA* everythign to WGA*.bak. I couldn't kill the WGA process becuazse ti kept restarting.

      The result was at the next reboot I got "ntkernal.exe is corrupt. Please replace from the original..."

      In other words, I've been 100% crapware free but finally MICROSOFT screwed up my system by installing a worm with Windows Update!"

      Actually, it sounds like you screwed up your system by renaming the files..Unless you are saying Bill Gates came over and renamed them for you...

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      "But this one goes to 11!"
    100. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      I have Windows 2000 and I couldn't find WgaTray.exe

      Why is Microsoft discriminating against me like this?
      I want to rename the bad program too!

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      o0t!
    101. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If that was the case, pirates would disable their Internet connection temporarily to use the software. It wouldn't work.

      Yarrrr, stop giving away our secrets, matey.
    102. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "At what point is the stuff asked for by an EULA still legal
      I understand we've got viral licensing etc at this point, so you can say someone MUST use the same license for derivative products,
      You can say someone can create with the software you have written, but they don't own it
      Since it's a legally binding contract, what's to stop someone from saying "By agreeing to this, you also agree to leave me your full inheritance. You also relinquish the right to change your inheritance after this date.
      Is there a legal limit?"

      Yep, there is a legal limit - it has to be legal. No contract can superscede federal, state, or local laws. Why is this so hard to understand??

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      "But this one goes to 11!"
    103. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by HunterZ · · Score: 1
      Wow. Windows users really have been assimilated.

      I would have rolled my eyes if anyone else had posted that ;)
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      Arguing about vi versus Emacs is like arguing whether it's better to make fire by rubbing sticks or banging rocks.
    104. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >You are merely licensed to use it.

      That is Microsoft's position, not necessarily the truth. The court in Softman vs. Adobe wrote that the economic reality was that of a sale and that Adobe couldn't enforce some of the restrictions in their EULA.

    105. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Sonnekki · · Score: 1

      Or delete it... The exe is in system32 and is called WgaTray. Kill the process, then real quick (i mean real quick) delete the executable! Bye bye wgatray! :D Now all I have to do is boot in safe mode and delete the complemetary WgaLogon.dll. :P

      Health and Happiness,
      Sonnekki

    106. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Namlak · · Score: 1

      Applications used to be a deal-breaker, but I have been using OpenOffice.org recently and it is, if anything, better than Office for my purposes.

      You obviously aren't supporting a business.

      "Um, it doesn't work like Office that I have at home. Can you come to my house and set me up there?"

      "We've been using this Marco-laden Excel spreadsheet for the last 8 years and it doesn't work"

      "I can't open all my Excel-embedded-into-powerpoint-embedded-into-Word files"

      "This doesn't work like what I used at my last job."

      "I got this file from a customer/vendor and it doesn't open right"

      "I sent my file to a customer/vendor and they don't open right"

      Now try telling Mr. Grouchy-old-guy Executive that your frustrating the hell out of him and all the people he employs all in the name of your software religion (as legitimate as it may be).

      Now multiply that by 175 users in 5 offices across 4 times zones and two countries and tell me it's worth Microsoft bashing and open-source evangelizing. It's not - not even close.

      Not until we have 100% file compatibility (i.e. 100% open document standard adoption) will Office alternatives become even close to adoption. And for that you need Microsoft to stop "innovating" outside the agreed upon standards. You know, like they did with IE - not.

    107. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by wiredlogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The terms of any EULA are not enforceable. It is not a valid contract and has no legal weight whatsoever. You purchased the license fair-and-square when you plonked down hard cash for a copy of Windows offered by some vendor. Once the sale is complete you own that copy of the software and the copyright holder can't impose any additional restricitons upon you.

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    108. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Buran · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, someone linked to a howto on how to remove it. May actually do so. I know I'm legal, so what business is it of theirs? And don't tell me I'm illegally hacking my software. I'm merely choosing to uninstall something that has no uninstall control (gee, doesn't that sound like SPYWARE to you!?).

    109. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, it's far less expensive, offers far better support, and is open and extensible.

      Ok, I agree with the general thrust of your argument... "if you don't like Windows, use something else," but I have to take issue with a couple of these points.

      SuSE has better support than Windows? Are you talking about hardware support? Because I have a Hauppauge video capture card sitting in my PC with no Linux support whatsoever that makes a pretty strong counter-argument. Are you talking about software support? Because SuSE might have support forums and mailing lists-- but so does Windows, so at best they're equal on that point.

      (Admittedly, I still have Office 97 which is arguably inferior to Office 2003, but why should I shell out big bucks every few years for what is essentially the same product?)

      If you're happy with the featureset of Office 97, great, good for you, don't bother to upgrade. But to say that Office 2003 is "essentially the same product" is really misleading. You might not *use* the features that are in it (and not in Office 97, natch), but that doesn't mean that everybody is like you. Our business is enhanced greatly by the collaboration features in Office 2003, for which there are no open source alternatives.

      Quicken is a piece of crap. It's crap on Mac OS also. It's a cross-platform piece of crap. If they made a Linux version, the Linux version would be a piece of crap. That's all I have to say about that.

    110. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Buran · · Score: 1

      Oh heck no, but point was, I don't need to be checked, I'm not trying to hide anything, and I'm still blocking it. It's none of their damn business.

    111. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Whether or not the EULA is legally binding and yadda yadda, if the EULA says that the tool reports back to Microsoft, it's foolish to be surprised and outraged at it. The point is that the software disclosed, off the bat, exactly what it was doing, and you clicked the "Ok" button and installed it anyway... that applies whether or not the EULA is legally binding.

    112. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

      "Pirated copies, good ones not someone sharing a friends install key, all do not have these problems.

      there are zips of all the current updates on the torrent sites so updates are not a problem, and the updates have this crap stripped out."

      Hmm. You trust these packages do you? I guess nobody has ever put a rootkit in one, then?

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    113. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      You own the copy of the media on which the software was delivered to you; you don't own the software itself. You are merely licensed to use it.

      Yeah I do. I just don't own the copyright. I suppose next you'll tell me that I only license the content of the books I buy.

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    114. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Well duh!

      By trying to fraudulently set your computer to an incorrect date you obviously demonstrated that you are nothing but an evil pirate hacker attempting to circumvent a time-limited DRM enforcement system.

      You're lucky that you merely got locked out of your computer until you reset it to the correct date. Scum like you should have had your hardware physically destroyed. Damn pirate. You're probably a pedophile and a terrorist too!

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    115. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should be SHOT! He probably tried to roll back your date & time to circumvent expiring software.

    116. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Bad+Ad · · Score: 1, Informative

      i think you mean English, not British English. everyone else is using a copy with some word and grammar changes, not us.

    117. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering why WGA needs to check in at all -- couldn't a "shut down, you're broken" message be included with the next normal Windows update?

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    118. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Which is why I always have a minor child click on the EULA's "Agree" button :)

    119. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by CleverNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well if anyone can come up with a unexpected and creative solution to that problem, it's you :)

      Yeah, just reverse the polarity on your firewall, and send an inverse tachyon pulse on a rotating Heisenberg frequency spread though port 228.

      But that's, like, second semester Academy stuff, so don't be too impressed.

    120. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      The best way to do any of this would be to simply check if the parent company's server is still there and able to provide authentication/updating. If it is unavailable for some reason the local software should function autonomously, as it always should, but without the need for approval from the parent.
      So, in other words, Steam users should firewall Valve.
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    121. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inaccurate. From the opinion: "Whether there are legal differences between "contracts" and "licenses" (which may matter under the copyright doctrine of first sale) is a subject for another day." (emphasis added) In addition, this 1996 case never made it to the Supreme Court. So, it is not the law of the land. It is only the law of the 7th Circuit, assuming it has not been superceded by newer opinions or legislation.

      Furthermore, a shrink-wrap license and a click-through EULA are different things. Your case says nothing about click-through EULAs, which is what comment you responded to clearly was discussing.

    122. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by bryonak · · Score: 1
      In other words, I've been 100% crapware free but finally MICROSOFT screwed up my system by installing a worm with Windows Update!


      Wait a moment... your system is crapfree? But you're running Windows, dude!
    123. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? It's a real word:

      It's cromulent, even!

    124. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "one day turning on their computer to find it's formated and not working will probably piss them off"

      As a tech, what's been particularly amusing for me over the last few weeks has been the number of clients with broken machines (ie, blown power supplies, faulty motherboards etc - the usual stuff) who have been *convinced* that the problem has been a result of Microsoft sabotage because it occurred shortly after the WGA notifier first showed up.

      One lady told me about the screaming match that she'd had with a Microsoft support person for breaking her computer - wish I could have been a fly on the wall, and I'd love to know how many similar calls Microsoft call centres have been taking :)

    125. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by lpq · · Score: 1

      You can suspend the update process with "sysinternals" Process explorer. Then
      it won't bug you every 10 minutes.
      (Been there, done that...)

    126. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Pofy · · Score: 1

      >No, no, no! Microsoft 0wns the software! You really just 0wn a copy...

      I never said others own anything else than a copy of the work. What I said is that Microsoft, for example, doesn't "own" the software (if we by software means the work itself) but holds the copyright to it. One doesn't own works, one holds copyright to it. The work itself and copies of the work are two different things. Here a link for you on US copyright, specifically check out chapter 2 and perhaps 202.

      http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode17/us c_sup_01_17.html

    127. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Just as well we can disable it then ay!

    128. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the USA they may have waived their rights. In my country EULA is not legal. For example, in breach of the EULA we are allowed to sell 2nd hand OEM MS Windows CD/Licenses apart from the original hardware because the government believes this to be fair to the original purchaser who paid for the software CD/license. We can phone MS to activate as many times as we like and don't have to tell them anything except the number and that we are reinstalling the OS.

    129. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Archtech · · Score: 1

      'Now try telling Mr. Grouchy-old-guy Executive that your frustrating the hell out of him and all the people he employs all in the name of your software religion (as legitimate as it may be).

      'Now multiply that by 175 users in 5 offices across 4 times zones and two countries and tell me it's worth Microsoft bashing and open-source evangelizing. It's not - not even close.'

      In other words, if I follow your argument, because so many people have locked themselves in to Office over the years - mostly with no idea of the long-term consequences - Office should now be virtually exempt from competition. The only competitive products that have any chance are those that are more or less identical to Office.

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    130. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi mister BSA fud man! how are you today!

      Obviousally you know nothing about the scene. ORION or other well know releases are cleaner than the manufacturer releases. If you had 1/2 a brain you would know this.

      BTW, Microsoft themselves put a farking rootkit in windows XP and server 2003 as well as their updates. So I should trust them?

      LUMPY is obviousally talking about real releases and group releases online. IF you had any clue about software and piracy you would know that such things exist.

      Some lame 13 year old with a penchant for evil does the rootkit bullshit. (Although I would be suprised at one having the ability to do that into a ISO) bigger release groups fight hard to release trustworthy and clean releases.

    131. Re:What kind of bullshit excuse is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes sense, but it's amazing to think how such a potentially binding contract is completely skipped over by so many people. It's a little more than a small business hazard.

  3. Whoa! by rahrens · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just one more reason NOT to use Windows as my operating system!

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    1. Re:Whoa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's a genuine advantage! genuine!

    2. Re:Whoa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I may not disagree with the sentiment...
      How the hell is this insightful?

      OP: Oooo....Microsoft did something bad. I won't use their product.
      Mods: My, the OP truly grasped the hidden nature of this situation.
      How intuitive it is for him not to use a product that he didn't use before now that addition problems have been found in the product...

  4. I'm protected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    *wraps computer in tin foil and duct tape*

    BRING IT ON!!!

    1. Re:I'm protected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "BRING IT ON!!!

      And you are G.W. Bush?

    2. Re:I'm protected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am.

      Tomorrow, I'll be holding a press conference outlining my new national defense plan which involves wrapping all high-value targets in duct tape and tin foil.

      *eats a cookie*

    3. Re:I'm protected. by Sawopox · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering, does that improve your FPS at all?

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    4. Re:I'm protected. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actualy, that might be somewhat of a good defence. The foil would deflect radar in such a large way it might scatter the missles brain. I remeber reading once were an air to air missle was defeated by tinfoil in much the same way we used it durring WW2 to confuse german radar and make itapear that large invasions or bombers were heading thru.

      After you wrap them in foil, set some explosives so that they will blow the foil into the air and scramble the missle's guidence systems. then attack rockets to teh duct tape so it flies thru the air and sticks to the missles.

    5. Re:I'm protected. by gdog05 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I started using Windiz Update through Firefox. No IE, no Genuine Advantage. I may not get some updates or 0day security updates, but I can't say I've ever been attacked by 0day stuff anyway. It's always some crappy old forgotten virus that I get from dl'd warez. I keep my router locked down, I generate my important passwords through Gibson's site, and I don't do stupid shit (except dl warez from p2p.) I used to actually admire MS for not intruding on my machine. Then Genuine Advantage comes along, and I say "Game over man, game over!"

  5. Surprise ??? by munwin99 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Does this really come as a surprise ??? Happily using Ubuntu for 6 months.

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    1. Re:Surprise ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ubuntu hey. Does your sound card work?

    2. Re:Surprise ??? by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      Mine does!

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    3. Re:Surprise ??? by mrcaseyj · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ubuntu phones home at every boot (to ntp.ubuntulinux.org)

    4. Re:Surprise ??? by bhaberman · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu phones home to check for updates automatically, to set the time, and do useful things like that. The difference, of course, is that this is open source and you know exactly what is going on and why, or at least you could easily find out if you wanted to.

    5. Re:Surprise ??? by hahiss · · Score: 1


      Syncing the system clock is not ``phoning home". . . .

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    6. Re:Surprise ??? by mrcaseyj · · Score: 1

      What's the difference?

    7. Re:Surprise ??? by hahiss · · Score: 4, Insightful
      All ubuntu does is use the network time protocol to sync your system's clock so that it always reports the right time. There are many public ntp servers that you could configure your computer to use instead, or you could turn it off pretty simply.

      In contrast, the ``phoning home" talked about in the article involved sending information TO Microsoft about your computer but for their purposes.

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    8. Re:Surprise ??? by mrcaseyj · · Score: 1
      The fact that you know or can find out what's going on is a great advantage over closed source systems. But I don't see how open source phoning home isn't phoning home just because you know what's going on. Canonical probably monitors the number of requests to ntp.ubuntulinux.org to help keep track of the number of installs. That's fine with me, which is why I haven't disabled the call or redirected it to pool.ntp.org or something. Is open source monitoring not monitoring because it's open source. I guess you could say that "phoning home" is only "phoning home" if it's secret, spying, or some sort of control mechanism or something. If I was running Windows I'd be more concerned about what Microsoft is doing than I am about what Ubuntu is doing.

      Some laptops now have the ability to phone home from the BIOS independently from the operating system. Combine that with the Treacherous Control (aka Trusted Computing) platform and you have the makings for a real big brother setup. I don't know about in the US but in Germany the government could order a laptop company to install an unremoveable and undetectable rootkit.

    9. Re:Surprise ??? by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      You might want to look into 'popularity-contest'

      This is a program that reports back the name of every package installed on your computer, plus how often and when the program was last used. Microsoft can only dream of installing something this invasive in Windows. The backlash would kill them.

      It's installed by default on Ubuntu, although not enabled by default.

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    10. Re:Surprise ??? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1
      This is a program that reports back the name of every package installed on your computer, plus how often and when the program was last used


      Umm...what? All NTP does is get the current time from the internet. What are you thinking of?
    11. Re:Surprise ??? by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I need to combine the first two sentences for you.

      "popularity-contest" is a program that reports back the name of every package installed on your computer, plus how often and when the program was last used.

      It's not a Windows program. It's a Linux program (originally just Debian) and is installed by default in Ubuntu.

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    12. Re:Surprise ??? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I see now. Still, it's disabled by default, you're not forced to use it. If Genuine Advantage was entirely optional and disabled unless the user explicitly says so, then that would be reasonable. But it's not.

    13. Re:Surprise ??? by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Genuine Advantage Notification won't install until you accept the EULA. Microsoft are not _completely_ evil! :-)

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    14. Re:Surprise ??? by toleraen · · Score: 1

      Genuine Advantage is entirely optional. I do not have it running on any of my XP boxes. It didn't even come preinstalled. The user has to explicity allow it to install (unless you set your settings to automatically download and install like an idiot...in which case you agreed to it anyway). Is it reasonable yet?

    15. Re:Surprise ??? by munwin99 · · Score: 0

      Yep - works great (onboard).

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    16. Re:Surprise ??? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Aren't you required to use it to get updates? Is it installed on new PCs?

  6. XP Phone Home! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    XP Phone Home!

  7. Ethereal anyone? by caryw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anyone sniff out the offending packets yet? I'm sure they can't be too hard to identify. Probably simple HTTP posts.

    If nobody has I'll sniff anything going to Microsoft's Class B (207.46.*.*) later tonight.
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    1. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you do ethereal it, please post what you find.

      Thanks :)

    2. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm from Northern Virginia. Fortunately, I moved.

    3. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Crazyscottie · · Score: 5, Informative

      Or better yet, you can just prevent those packets from ever reaching their destination.

      The DOS command route -p add 207.46.0.0 mask 255.255.0.0 [192.168.0.254] (replace the address in brackets with a random address on your current subnet) will permanently route all would-be "phone home" packets to the random address that you specified.
       
      ... You could also, of course, use a firewall, but where's the fun in that? ;-)

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    4. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless it disables Windows if it repeatedly cannot contact the mother-ship. Or maybe it has links to proxy servers.

    5. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 4, Informative

      Its been known for years since NT4 about the Windows Update manager.

      I have seen it with the NT Server Network manager (I think that was it?) that sniffed out the packets. I remember reading how to enable your firewall to block it. ITs been awhile since I read about it but its old news.

    6. Re:Ethereal anyone? by pro_virus · · Score: 1

      I didn't check the packets sends, but I opened the file "WgaTray.exe" with an HexEditor and it seems to only communicate trought web page. I found some text too:

                Some Strings From The File
      Reduced reminders = %s
      Disabled = %s
      DaysBeforeBuyNow Nongenuine = %d
      DaysBeforeBuyNow Unactivated = %d
      Show notification for every %d logins
      Balloon interval = %d hours

      SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\WindowsU pdate

      So it seems that if it thinks that you don't own a good copy, you will have some trouble after sometime to run windows. In bref, the only Advantage of the Genuine Advantage is to be able to use Windows.... O JOY!!!

    7. Re:Ethereal anyone? by mrraven · · Score: 1

      Port please, firewall, the end.

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    8. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I'll sniff anything going to Microsoft's Class B (207.46.*.*) later tonight.

      - grafitti in New York toilet cubicle
    9. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Great tip... but...
      It's not DOS. It's a console command. Console != DOS.
      DOS died a long time ago for me, and it should with you too :P

    10. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Gli7ch · · Score: 1

      ...assuming they don't use a port that they know one of their other services already uses, which would be the logical choice if they wanted their packets to get through. I'm sure someone who's blocked it can tell me what port it is, but my guess it that it'd probably be the same as the Application Layer Gateway service (alg.exe) uses.

    11. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool. How do I do that in Linux?

    12. Re:Ethereal anyone? by AtomicDog · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The DOS command route -p add 207.46.0.0 mask 255.255.0.0 [192.168.0.254] (replace the address in brackets with a random address on your current subnet) will permanently route all would-be "phone home" packets to the random address that you specified.


      What makes you so sure this will work now and in the future when all MS has to do to make your solution useless is modify their networking code to ignore any custom routing rules to their class B? MS did something like this with the HOSTS file, so I wouldn't be taken completely by surprise if they did this.

      Because of this, I'd rather trust a firewall that isn't running on a Windows box to get the job done.
    13. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you so sure this will work now and in the future when all MS has to do to make your solution useless is modify their networking code to ignore any custom routing rules to their class B? MS did something like this with the HOSTS file [slashdot.org], so I wouldn't be taken completely by surprise if they did this.

      The difference between the hosts-file and routing table - the hosts file just tells which host name matches which IP address, if you already know the IP address, there's no reason to ask the host file.

      The routing table on the other hand tells you how to get *from this computer* to another computer. Without checking with the routing table, you won't know how to get there. That routing table entry might as well be the way to reach microsoft.com. What would you use instead? Hardcode 192.168.0.1 as next hop, even though it's only the next hop on certain home ADSL networks?

      Always use the default gateway, even though the default gateway may be pointing in a different direction, because the machine is on a company network without general internet access, and the route to microsofts subnet is actually pointing at a gateway machine that provides access only for that subnet?

      In short: If you know the IP, you can always ignore the hosts file. But the routing table can only be ignored if you know exactly how this specific machine connects to the internet.

    14. Re:Ethereal anyone? by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      You really trust that windows TCP/IP stack won't just ignore any blocking or special routing for Microsoft's IP address blocks?

      You might want to go read this article and reconsider.

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    15. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Slashcrap · · Score: 1

      The DOS command route -p add 207.46.0.0 mask 255.255.0.0 [192.168.0.254] (replace the address in brackets with a random address on your current subnet) will permanently route all would-be "phone home" packets to the random address that you specified.

      Yes, whenever I need to block unwanted traffic I always point it at random hosts on my network via persistent static routes on each individual client machine.

      It's so much more professional and maintainable than packet filtering at the gateway.

      Idiot.

    16. Re:Ethereal anyone? by HaydnH · · Score: 1

      Surely you would be better off using the null route (0.0.0.0) rather than sending the requests on to your network? Search google for windows null route!

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    17. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It's still the DOS command line even if it's running in a different environment.

    18. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      80. Wanna block that outgoing?

      Blocking .net stuff is a pain as you need an L3 firewall to distinguish the packets.

      OTOH you might not have it. It looks like you have to do something 'special' to get it (beyond visiting windows update anyway):

      C:\>dir /a /s wgatray.exe
        Volume in drive C has no label.
        Volume Serial Number is 98F0-5B53
      File Not Found

    19. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      207.46.*.* is a class C address. The class B range is 128.0.0.0/16 to 191.255.0.0/16

    20. Re:Ethereal anyone? by cortana · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I don't remember DOS having a route command. Or any form of IP networking. But then, the last DOS I used was 3.3.

    21. Re:Ethereal anyone? by cortana · · Score: 1

      iptables --table filter --append OUTPUT -d 207.46.0.0/16 -j DROP

    22. Re:Ethereal anyone? by cortana · · Score: 1

      It could fall back to a hardcoded list of first hops including 192.168.0.1, 10.0.0.1, etc.

      Of course, MS could just silently update the software in the next security patch to make it use a covert channel, such as piggybacking the requests in the traffic to Windows Update.

    23. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, don't know about what's in the packets but if you sneak into WGAtray.exe with a hex editor you'll find lots of local OEMs:
      Everest Ltd EVERCOM NETWORK EVADIN INDUSTRIAS AMAZONIA SA Escort Computer Elektronik Sanayi Ve Ticaret A S...
      Curious.

    24. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Interesting, I don't remember DOS having a route command. Or any form of IP networking

      Saying "I don't remember DOS having a route command" makes about as much sense as "I don't remember DOS having a format command." I suppose, technically, it didn't, since the command wasn't built into the shell. You had to have a copy of format.com. (Ok, so format.com was included with DOS back then. Well, route.exe is included with DOS [which is included with Windows] now.)

      So, is route.exe part of DOS? No, it's part of Windows. Can you run it from a DOS shell? Sure. Oh, incidentally, there's IP stacks available for DOS, and there have been for some time. Ghost uses it. Most of those handheld scanners used in warehouses and retail stores run DOS, and they use wireless networking, even.

      The funny part is, though, that you're right even if your reasoning is wrong. The command shell most people will be running in XP is "cmd.exe", the "Windows Command Processor." It's very much a part of Windows XP. There's also still a "command.com" (it's 40kb versus cmd.exe's 379kb) which is a real DOS application. Incidentally, "route" runs just fine under command.com.

    25. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Crazyscottie · · Score: 1

      Who said this was supposed to be "professional and maintainable"? I don't think I specified that at all, despite how you may have interpreted it. I offered this as a fun quick fix for a home user just to piss of M$ as much as possible - nothing more. If you're looking for something professional and maintainable, try not using Microsoft products at all.

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    26. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "route" runs just fine under command.com

      start learning Windows please, route doesn't run under command.com, Windows is not UNIX.

    27. Re:Ethereal anyone? by ishepherd · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't, not if you're using cmd.exe.

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    28. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh, nothing beats a linux fanatic missing the entire point of the post. Quite humorous really, on both accounts!

    29. Re:Ethereal anyone? by jafac · · Score: 1

      No, route is not part of Windows. It's part of tcpip. If you don't install tcpip, you don't get route.exe. Nor do you get ping, or telnet, or any of the other tcpip goodies. (recalled from the bad old nt3.51/netware days when we'd run netbeui and ipx/spx only networks)

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    30. Re:Ethereal anyone? by toleraen · · Score: 1

      Not when you own the entire 207.46.*.* block. CIDR pretty much killed off traditional classful networking, probably over a decade ago.

    31. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zone Alarm has been catching the traffic to MS on my PC since the last windows update (for about a week, I think). I haven't yet "remembered the setting" for this to always be allowed. The service is called Windows Genuine Advantage. It seems to connect as part of the boot sequence.

    32. Re:Ethereal anyone? by cortana · · Score: 1

      Kindly explain?

    33. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Where does ROUTE write the information so as to make it permanent? offhand I don't see an obvious place, and I like to hand-check such things. :)

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    34. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Crazyscottie · · Score: 1

      If you're running Linux, you probably have no reason to block phone-home connections to Microsoft. ;-)

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    35. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Crazyscottie · · Score: 1

      It's in the Registry:

      HKLM\System\CurrentControlSet\Services\Tcpip\Param eters\PersistentRoutes, at least on the Windows XP machine I'm testing on. (But I suspect that's not the only location.) After using the command, you should see a key with a value like 207.46.0.0,255.255.0.0,192.168.0.254,1.

      Unfortunately, this does mean that it would be rather trivial for Microsoft to bypass or remove this "blockade" in future updates, but nobody ever said you absolutely had to install those updates...

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    36. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks very much, saved for reference. It's probably in the same place, or close to it, on Win98, at least once one has used the ROUTE command. (My internet box being Win98.) I don't see anything there right now, but neither have I had any reason to try ROUTE on this box. (ROUTE does exist on W98, I checked that.)

      My XP box isn't allowed online, and since it works very well as it is (it hasn't been restarted since August 2005), ain't no "updates" gonna touch it. Gods know what they'd do to it... or, as you say, who they'd cause it to want to socialize with!!

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    37. Re:Ethereal anyone? by cortana · · Score: 1

      Some of us have more than one computer... :)

    38. Re:Ethereal anyone? by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't. Chances are good you invoke the command line by running "command.com". Let me give you a hint - try "cmd.exe". It's the windows console, not DOS at all, and it's a hell of a lot faster. Command.com is so bloody slow because it actually is the DOS prompt, and XP is emulating DOS, not running it natively like Win9x did. The difference between "command.com" and "cmd.exe" is that, while command.com is the actual DOS prompt (it's pretty much actually DOS), cmd.exe is a native command shell, much like bash is to unix.

  8. Is this somehow tied in with the NSA? by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 0

    I'm sure it's all for our benefit ;-)

  9. Can't resist by Aokubidaikon · · Score: 0

    WGA phone home!

    1. Re:Can't resist by Aokubidaikon · · Score: 0

      Ack... beaten to it by a couple of seconds... *sulk*

  10. Ooops! by kozumik · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess they forgot to disclose that in the EULA. Honest mistake, stuff happens. Now let's go back to not worrying about DRM or Net Neutrality because Big Bussiness is looking out for our best interests.

    1. Re:Ooops! by infidel13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's why it pays to read the EULA. What advantage can pseudo-spyware possibly have for the consumer? Even if it appears from the legal crap that it isn't harmful, how does it benefit you? It does nothing in the event that your copy is legal and gets really annoying if it makes a mistake. At best it has no effect and has the potential for negative effects, so there is no reason to install it at all. All that this program amounts to is a way for Microsoft to keep tabs on its consumers, with no benefits for said consumers. It is merely another footnote in the struggle between customers and the businesses that supposedly cater to their interests.

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    2. Re:Ooops! by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      That's why it pays to read the EULA.

      Huh?

      I don't give a flying fuck what a EULA says. I won't read them, but I will "Agree" to them because that is a required step in installing and/or updating software.

      Didn't Sony's rootkit get installed even if the user did not agree to the EULA? Doesn't Microsoft change the EULA on the fly when doing an update?

      Let me guess, you actually went out of your way to go and pay SCO the, what? $695/CPU to use Linux too?

      EULAs are complete BS. I've never paid attention to them, nor have they affected my life.

      Oh, and I use DeCSS too. Despite the undocumented licensing that comes with the DVDs that I buy.

    3. Re:Ooops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they did disclose it in the EULA, just not in so many words. I used to have the full text, but have since deleted it. They say something like it will contact MS servers to verify and may communicate over the internet without your knowledge or approval. That was enough for me. Not to mention the fact that MS is notorious for "oopsies" in their updates, or the fact that IT'S BETA SOFTWARE!!!

      I raced to work the next day and told every machine on the network to 'ignore this update 'till Hell freezes, thaws, and becomes a paradise. Not that any of our PCs are running pirated software, but I do my best to run a clean house. IT'S BETA SOFTWARE!!! BETA!

    4. Re:Ooops! by thoth · · Score: 1

      Maybe it a pointless to read the EULA after all - Microsoft will just forget to mention the really obnoxious things they are doing. Yeesh.

  11. This happened to my moms computer yesterday by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

    My moms computer which was bought from Best Buy and NEVER had windows re-installed on it was determined by Microsoft to be "not genuine". What fucking bullshit, I never was a Microsoft hater before that even though I used OS X, but calling my mom a criminal even though she isnt is just plain fucking bullshit. Microsoft, you made me a hater, though out of principle I refuse to use "M$"

    1. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by oscartheduck · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just be aware that there's a piece of malware going around that performs this function also. It looks like a microsoft box, comes up before you sign in and claims that your copy of windows is not genuine.

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    2. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, too, have found that swearing makes people more apt to see my point of view.
      Bravo!

    3. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Microsoft isn't using Genuine Advantage to call your mother nasty names. The theory behind it is that it will notify innocent users that the OS is pirated, and they can squeal on the person or business that sold it.

    4. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This happened to my Uncle's computer yesterday - Uncle Sam that is. The WinBlows PC that is my email machine popped up the "This copy of Windows is not genuine" tag yesterday. This is on a major DoD site that has Everything legit, monitored, and locked up. It locked the system down so that I could not access the system with either the CAC card/PIN method nor the username/password means.

      It took the (very good) IT guy an hour today to unscrew the system.

      Thank God my scientific box is OSX!

    5. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, Microsoft is using GA to call his mother nasty names. They decided it was worth the pain to innocent users.

    6. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      And this is just yet another reason why Windows has absolutely no business being used for anything important. What if that box had been controlling some critical military system? People could have been killed just for the sake of Microsoft's totalitarian anti-copyright-infringment system!

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    7. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That might not be crap, you DID say you bought it from worstbuy. Don't you remember what happened with geeksquad and piracy?

    8. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange... WGA says my copy of Windows XP is perfectly vaild... I am surprised considering I "bought it" here!

    9. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by spectecjr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This happened to my Uncle's computer yesterday - Uncle Sam that is. The WinBlows PC that is my email machine popped up the "This copy of Windows is not genuine" tag yesterday. This is on a major DoD site that has Everything legit, monitored, and locked up. It locked the system down so that I could not access the system with either the CAC card/PIN method nor the username/password means.

      The Genuine Advantage tool doesn't lock your system. It just doesn't let you download cool freebies (at this time).

      You got hit by something else. Upthread someone said that there's some spyware which masquerades as the Genuine Advantage system, and *does* lock your system down.

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    10. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true, our networks are completely closed off and isolated (the mission critical ones). Windows Update is obviously disabled and we work closely with Microsoft on installing the latest patches if need be.

    11. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by loraksus · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing - just guessing - that some of the fine young men being paid minimum wage at the geek squad decided to copy down a couple oem keys...

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    12. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by toddestan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What if that box had been controlling some critical military system? People could have been killed just for the sake of Microsoft's totalitarian anti-copyright-infringment system!

      The optimist in me would like to think that if Windows manages to disable some critical military system, it would end up saving a lot of lives.

      Go Microsoft!

    13. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by muggz1250 · · Score: 1

      The "killer" OS -- just when I thought I had seen everything in anti-Microsoft hyperbole.

    14. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      Come now. I was a fine young man, not even in geek squad, and I got $9/hr. And I was seasonal.

      So yeah, basically, that's probably what happened.

    15. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows has long been called a killer app :P

    16. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      It happens so frequently with MSDN keys that they have a support position just to handle the specific scenario of an MSDN activation already used in the wild before it is sold.

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    17. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Strange... WGA says my copy of Windows XP is perfectly vaild...

      Of course it does. It quietly logs your IP, and on their end a request for your info is printed and mailed to your ISP, but at your end everything looks just fine.

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    18. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by William+Robinson · · Score: 0, Troll
      Yes, I agree.

      Microsoft is fscking stupid. My friend bought Toshiba laptop, which has that fscking shiny Microsoft Genuine Product sticker on it. He never reinstalled windows (even from the CDs provided by Toshiba).

      He tried to install spyware from their web site and he was asked go away telling him that the product is not genuine. I removed Windows from his laptop and installed Ubuntu. He has vowed not to use Windows anymore..

      One more convert:P

    19. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered that it is not in fact calling your mom a criminal, it is informing your mom that her copy is not legitimate (assuming this isn't malware masquerading as this.)

      Remember that one of the biggest sources of piracy Microsoft has to deal with is vendors who put illegally copied versions of Windows on machines, and then sell those machines to end users who have *no* clue that their purchase isn't legitimate.

      Did your mom recieve a certificate of authenticity (including the license key) with her machine? If so, well she should call Microsoft support and I'm sure they'll be apologetic and straighten things out. If not, well it isn't Microsoft you should be angry at.

      If it's malware you misidentified as being from MS, well then I think you can't really blame Microsoft for the contents of the malware (that's the author of the malware who is at fault.) Of course, you still can be upset that the malware was able to get on there.

    20. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Heh. I read on the Air Force Portal that they're planning to "lock down" all Air Force workstations in the name of security. Seems they want to guarantee a certain desktop appearance and availability of certain set of applications including Internet Explorer, and Outlook. Worried about security, huh? Nice job, idiots. They are so deep in Microsoft's pocket it's not even funny. If they lock everything down like that, then I'll be forced to put up with the POS that is IE instead of installing Firefox.

    21. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Whatever it was that caused this, it doesn't sound like the Genuine Advantage thang. GA just bugs you incessantly, it doesn't 'lock down' anything.

    22. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Contrary to popular /. belief, Internet Explorer and Outlook can both be locked down. That's the whole point of Group Policy Editor.

      Few other mail clients provide a plugin for Group Policy Editor.

    23. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1
      It happened on mine as well a couple of days ago. The sequence was something like this:
      1. I started getting an error from lsass.exe only if I logged on as root which I do every couple of weeks or so
      2. This error would not go away. I could click it away as often as I wanted, it came back immediately.
      3. If I rebooted, sometimes it would hang while rebooting, sometimes it would auto-reboot again after 30 (?) seconds and sometimes it would show the lsass.exe error again. Only as root.
      4. Then when I had time to follow this up and was checking things out, I got the 'Illegal Copy' message
      The obvious thing to suspect was Sasser, but my XP machine is behind a serious firewall, it has all security patches applied, and all my emails go to the Linux machine. Two virus-scanners running under Knoppix both said all was ok - no Sasser.

      Ok, I rang Microsoft and they confirmed that my XP copy was fine. They appear to have done something to clear the flag and - after rebooting - Bingo! the lsass.exe error was gone as well.

      Nope, I have no idea what the moral of this sordid tale is either. Either the lsass.exe error came because it thought my copy was bad (but no 'Illegal Copy' error-message until 10 days later), or the 'Illegal Copy' message came because lsass.exe was not reporting home. In the second case, why has the error-message gone away?
      My best guess is: I performed a Windows update successfully (by hand) immediately before the 'Illegal Copy' message first came. This caused the lsass.exe error message to change on the next boot (error-message rather than the code -1073741819). Then Microsoft cleared the 'Illegal Copy' flag at their end (is this possible?), *then* all was fine. The update certainly did *something* to lsass.exe.

      That XP box is needed for two purposes: to run some Tax software (there is a Java version of this now which runs under Linux) and to run a Mainframe Terminal Emulator + Outlook over a VPN for work purposes. I do not have the technical savvy or the ambition to get *that* running under Wine, they are tools for my job. Moving the Tax stuff to my Linux machine is out as well, it is in the DMZ and I want that data well away from the net.
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    24. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      No critical military systems are unmonitored and Windows dependent. My experience with government systems (including military) is that important systems are 99% of the time Unix or some archaic OS (like Unisys) and the code is C, Ada, or something along those lines.

      Only administrative systems would use windows.

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    25. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by dbc001 · · Score: 1

      Someone needs to write a virus that looks exactly like the Microsoft Genuine dialogs - that would make it tough for Microsoft to pull this sort of thing off...

    26. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does your Mom know that you're sub-literate?

    27. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by freakmn · · Score: 1

      Why must you defame those poor geeks? They would never do something like that.

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    28. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get your story straight. Is the machine in question "legit and locked up" or is it running Windows?

    29. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      The Genuine Advantage tool doesn't lock your system. It just doesn't let you download cool freebies (at this time).

      Errr, I wouldn't exactly call critical security updates "cool freebies".

    30. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heheh.

    31. Re:This happened to my moms computer yesterday by smyle · · Score: 1
      Well, then, it's a good thing you can still get critical updates without WGA.

      Excerpt:

      Note The Automatic Updates feature is not affected by the WGA validation check. Therefore, you can use the Automatic Updates feature to make sure that you receive critical Windows updates.

      Note that this does mean you can't go to the Windows Update site, but must use the automatic updates. There are a couple of 3rd party tools which can get these critical updates as well.

      Don't get me wrong, I still think WGA is a PITA and a bad idea.

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  12. What's up with the intercapping? by roger_ford · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So what's up with the gratuitous intercapping of Microsoft in the story title? The summary doesn't use that, and Microsoft hasn't used that name for decades. Is it just a subtle way to mock Microsoft, or what?

    In any event, it's unprofessional for a tech site that aims to be taken seriously. (Not that that's new at Slashdot.)

    1. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


      Being Slashdot, you have to praise the editors for what they didn't do. In this case they didn't write it as Micro$oft, MicroShaft or MicroShit.

      Good job, boys! Have a cookie!

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    2. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by killjoe · · Score: 2, Funny

      What the??? You are upset because some corporations name was intercapped? Are you going to go into apoplexy every time somebody intercaps some corporations name?

      What kind of an insane person cares about that?

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    3. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The story screams murder about software snitching on you, and you whine about "intercapping"?! Fucking moron.

    4. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intercapping? You mean camel case, n00b.

    5. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by assassinator42 · · Score: 1

      It was changed. Interesting.

    6. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by rssrss · · Score: 1

      Besides, everybody knows it should be spelled "Micro$oft":-)

      They really are bad. Aren't they?

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    7. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I usually spell it micro-soft. Sometimes I write Ms. When I am talking to a fanboi or a shill I type M$ that really seems to piss them off to no end.

      It's true however that they are amongst the least ethical companies around.

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    8. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      It's true however that they are amongst the least ethical companies around.

      What's your point of reference here ?

      There's a hell of a lot of companies out there orders of magnitude more unethical than Microsoft. Tobacco, gambling, military, medical, clothing, jewellery, etc.

      On the 1 - 10 scale of Corporate Unethicalness (tm), Microsoft would struggle to hit a 3.

    9. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      It's true that tobacco kills lots of people a year. They are near the top of the list for me. Ms is not a threat to humans, it's a threat to humanity. The ability to communicate freely, to pass information from one generation to another, from one human to another is what separates humans from the animals. Ms is actively trying to curb this freedom and working in close partnerships with others who want to curb this freedom.

      On another point IT is arguably the most imporant industry on the planet. It is literally the glue that holds modern civiliation together. Ms is bad for IT, Ms is bad for civilization.

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    10. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Ms is actively trying to curb this freedom and working in close partnerships with others who want to curb this freedom.

      Your paranoia is showing. About the only "freedom" Microsoft is actively trying to curb is the "freedom" to violate copyright[0].

      On another point IT is arguably the most imporant industry on the planet. It is literally the glue that holds modern civiliation together. Ms is bad for IT, Ms is bad for civilization.

      Maybe if you're a thirteen year old kid who thinks "modern civilisation" equates to ipods, Myspace and mobile phones.

      "IT" has only been a significant part of "civilisation" for - at a stretch - thirty years (realistically, closer to ten).

      I also feel compelled to point out that Microsoft has been one of the key factors in making "IT" so important in the first place. By pretty much any objective measure, Microsoft is *great* for IT.

      I'm all for "fighting the man", but there are so many bigger, worthier targets than Microsoft out there it's just not funny (even if you restrict yourself to the area of "Intellectual Property" based corporations).

      [0]Not that I personally have many qualms about violating copyright, but this "Microsoft is trying to oppress us" idiocy is really getting beyond a joke. Heaven help you if you were ever faced with *real* oppression. (That's the kind that actually puts your life at risk, rather than your ability to play the latest games for free.)

    11. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Your paranoia is showing. About the only "freedom" Microsoft is actively trying to curb is the "freedom" to violate copyright[0]."

      Ms lobbied very hard for the DMCA. If you think the only thing at stake here is copyright violation then you are still sleeping.

      ""IT" has only been a significant part of "civilisation" for - at a stretch - thirty years (realistically, closer to ten)."

      Clearly we have different viewpoints about the importance of IT in the modern world.

      "I also feel compelled to point out that Microsoft has been one of the key factors in making "IT" so important in the first place. By pretty much any objective measure, Microsoft is *great* for IT."

      Nonsense. More great actual and potential technologies have died because of Ms then for any other reason. Ms kills innovation.

      "but there are so many bigger, worthier targets than Microsoft out there it's just not funny (even if you restrict yourself to the area of "Intellectual Property" based corporations)."

      I disagree. Take out Ms and the whole thing comes crumbling down. Ms is the richest and most powerful company in IT and one of the most powerful companies in the world. Other then a few oil companies and walmart (all various degrees of evil) it's Ms.

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    12. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you're a thirteen year old kid who thinks "modern civilisation" equates to ipods, Myspace and mobile phones.

      What. Information Technoology. The stuff that lets me talk to people in Cambodia and Australia instantly. The stuff that has enabled almost all of the massive leaps forward in technology over the last thirty years, from jet planes to medicine. And this is what you trivialise to Myspace.

      "IT" has only been a significant part of "civilisation" for - at a stretch - thirty years (realistically, closer to ten).

      So have effective ICBMs. You want to tell me they haven't had an effect on civilisation?

      I also feel compelled to point out that Microsoft has been one of the key factors in making "IT" so important in the first place.

      MS has been terrible for IT. They have supported the locking down of algorithms and business methods via patents, which has had a chilling effect on innovation and the freewheeling, anything goes culture of pre-MS days, all in the name of a few bucks for silver-spoon-in-his-mouth gates and his corporate cronies. You probably don't remember what that was like. All in all, you have my vote for most asinine post of 2006. Congratulations, u r teh winnar! And what flute modded this up? Methinks we have shills amongst us.

    13. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Ms lobbied very hard for the DMCA.

      Everyone even vaguely connected with an industry that generates "intellectual property" lobbied very hard for the DMCA. And, I repeat, there's a lot more of them you need to worry about before getting around to Microsoft.

      The RIAA and friends, and companies producing media like newspapers and TV shows, are the ones you really need to worry about leveraging copyright to restrict the "flow of information", not Microsoft.

      If you think the only thing at stake here is copyright violation then you are still sleeping.

      I think the only "freedom" 99% of people worried about not being able to download and install the next version of Windows from TPB is their freedom to get the latest and greatest for free.

      Clearly we have different viewpoints about the importance of IT in the modern world.

      Indeed. You seem to think not having it would put us in the stone age. I think it would put us in the seventies.

      Nonsense. More great actual and potential technologies have died because of Ms then for any other reason.

      This such ridiculous hyperbole I'm beginning to think you're just trolling.

      Ms kills innovation.

      Prove it.

      I disagree. Take out Ms and the whole thing comes crumbling down.

      If it weren't Microsoft, it would be someone else. Be thankful it wasn't Apple that ended up at the top of the computing world heap.

      Ms is the richest and most powerful company in IT and one of the most powerful companies in the world. Other then a few oil companies and walmart (all various degrees of evil) it's Ms.

      Personally, I'm far, far more worried about military industries, drug companies, media companies (both the RIAA kind and Fox News kind) and food/farming research companies (to name a few) than I am about Microsoft. Because a) they've got more political clout than Microsoft could ever *dream* of and b) their psychopathic behaviour has a vastly greater impact on my life - and others' lives - than Microsoft ever could.

      I really think you need to get some perspective, here. Microsoft have such a miniscule influence on the things that are really important in your life that it's ridiculous to say they're even playing the same game as big pharma, big media, big oil and their ilk. Hell, *Nike* rate higher on the "evil" scale than Microsoft does.

    14. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      What. Information Technoology. The stuff that lets me talk to people in Cambodia and Australia instantly. The stuff that has enabled almost all of the massive leaps forward in technology over the last thirty years, from jet planes to medicine. And this is what you trivialise to Myspace.

      You may be stunned to know people were making international telephone calls, bouncing stuff off satellites and flying around in jet planes back in the '60s. Back then it was still mostly called Engineering.

      So have effective ICBMs. You want to tell me they haven't had an effect on civilisation?

      At no stage did I even *suggest* "IT" hadn't had an (incredible) effect on civilisation. I was questioning the original poster's implication that modern civilisation would fall apart without it. Since, being extremely pessimistic, a world without "IT" would be roughly like the 1950s (or, say, a better life than half the world's population has right now), I think his claim was just a *teensy* bit exaggerated.

      I'll also point that it's only been the last decade or so, when home computers have become common, the internet has become easily accessible and business methods have actually begun to rely on the presence of computing equipment "everywhere", that "IT" has become an integral part of daily life for a significant portion of the developed world.

      Y'all seem to be forgetting that even in the '80s, computers were uncommon.

      MS has been terrible for IT.

      Uh, hello ? DOS ? The IBM PC ? Commoditisation of the personal computer ? Ubiquitous interface ?

      You might not *like* that Microsoft was the company that did it - although _someone_ had to - but they are unquestionably one of the primary reasons you can go out and buy a US$300 PC and then run hundreds of thousands of programs on it and why the average person can sit down in front of the average computer and be able to use it.

      They have supported the locking down of algorithms and business methods via patents, [...]

      So has everyone else. Hell, there are companies out there patenting *gene sequences*.

      Not to mention, Microsoft have hardly been aggressive in attempts to enforce patents they hold. Far from it, in fact.

      [...] which has had a chilling effect on innovation and the freewheeling, anything goes culture of pre-MS days, [...]

      Right. Because there's been no "innovation and freewheeling" since the late '70s. Anyone and everyone's ability to go out, but a computer and run whatever-the-hell-they-want on it has just been a figment of my imagination. The Amiga, Apple, the Mac, Atari, Nintendo, Sega, Acorn, Linux, FreeBSD, GNOME, KDE - none of it really happened, right ? Those ten or so old computers I've got at home - none of which have a single piece of Microsoft software on them - aren't actually there ?

      You probably don't remember what that was like.

      Clearly, I do and you don't. In particular, you might want to cast your mind back and remember that Microsoft was the *underdog* until the early '90s. IBM was the big, mean, nasty corporation everyone hated. (My, my, has the world changed...)

      All in all, you have my vote for most asinine post of 2006. Congratulations, u r teh winnar!

      Hey, at least I realise food, clothing, shelter, transport, safety and access to unbiased information are more important to modern civilisation than being able to play Halo 3 and SMS my friends 100 times a day.

      And what flute modded this up? Methinks we have shills amongst us.

      Ah, yes, the standard Slashdot ad-hominem. "Clearly, if someone doesn't agree with us that Microsoft is the greatest evil the world has ever known (and Linux r00lz btw), they *must* be getting paid to say that".

      Get some fucking perspective. About the *worst* thing Microsoft has done is put another company out of business, and you're trying to say they're up there with corporations selling engines of death and destruction, getting wars started for the sake of profit, stopping farmers growing food, restricting the availability of life-saving drugs and using slave labour ?

    15. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Everyone even vaguely connected with an industry that generates "intellectual property" lobbied very hard for the DMCA. "

      Mostly it was the RIAA, MPAA and MS.

      "I think the only "freedom" 99% of people worried about not being able to download and install the next version of Windows from TPB is their freedom to get the latest and greatest for free."

      Once again you seem to think it's not a major problem and only see the fight in the narrowest terms possible. We clearly disagree.

      "Indeed. You seem to think not having it would put us in the stone age. I think it would put us in the seventies."

      You talk as if putting us in the seventies would not be a major blow to the world.

      "If it weren't Microsoft, it would be someone else. Be thankful it wasn't Apple that ended up at the top of the computing world heap."

      I don't buy this argument. I hear it all the time from the shillboys. I don't believe that every company in the world or every company in IT is as evil as Ms. I just don't buy it.

      "I really think you need to get some perspective, here. Microsoft have such a miniscule influence on the things that are really important in your life that it's ridiculous to say they're even playing the same game as big pharma, big media, big oil and their ilk. Hell, *Nike* rate higher on the "evil" scale than Microsoft does."

      Once again we clearly disagree. I think the ability to talk, communicate, read, pass information to your progeny is more important then most other things in the world. Ms controls all of that right now.

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      evil is as evil does
    16. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Once again you seem to think it's not a major problem and only see the fight in the narrowest terms possible. We clearly disagree.

      Yes, that's because I see the RIAA and co. trying to shape the world so a person's credit card is automatically debited every time they get a song stuck in their head, and the only way to acquire entertainment is from an RIAA-approved outlet. I see Microsoft, on the other hand, trying to stop people pirating Windows and hacking Xboxes.

      I certainly know which one I consider the larger threat.

      You talk as if putting us in the seventies would not be a major blow to the world.

      No, I talk as if putting us in the seventies wouldn't be the "end of civilisation". I personally would probably be in a different job, get a lot more fresh air and watch a lot less porn, but apart from that my life would not be significantly different.

      I don't buy this argument. I hear it all the time from the shillboys. I don't believe that every company in the world or every company in IT is as evil as Ms. I just don't buy it.

      And I don't buy the "argument" anti-Microsoft zealots like yourself spout all over Slashdot about Microsoft being the Great Satan. Largely because of a) Microsoft's lack of any activity that could reasonably be called "evil" and b) the propensity of pretty much every other sizable corporation to act in the same fashion.

      Maybe we just have different standards of "evil". I'm afraid mine rates slavery, destruction of the environment and propogation of death and suffering far, far higher than it does selling a piece of software to willing buyers that checks back every day to see if it's been pirated.

      Once again we clearly disagree. I think the ability to talk, communicate, read, pass information to your progeny is more important then most other things in the world. Ms controls all of that right now.

      Utterly ridiculous. Microsoft control *none* of those things, and companies like the RIAA or News Ltd. (not to mention your Government) will be exerting control over them long before Microsoft ever does.

      There is no force whatsoever that currently compels me to use Microsoft software. Even when *using* Microsoft software, there is no force compelling me to use their propretarry formats. *Let alone* actively stopping me from using other file formats, software or hardware.

    17. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Maybe we just have different standards of "evil". I'm afraid mine rates slavery, destruction of the environment and propogation of death and suffering far, far higher than it does selling a piece of software to willing buyers that checks back every day to see if it's been pirated."

      I agree that we have different standards. I see lots of activities other then slavery and destruction of the environment as evil.

      "There is no force whatsoever that currently compels me to use Microsoft software. Even when *using* Microsoft software, there is no force compelling me to use their propretarry formats. *Let alone* actively stopping me from using other file formats, software or hardware."

      Ms is actively lobbying the govt to prevent you from exercizing those choices.

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      evil is as evil does
    18. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I agree that we have different standards. I see lots of activities other then slavery and destruction of the environment as evil.

      Your arguments would be more convincing if some of these things Microsoft does that are supposedly "evil" were elaborated upon.

      Ms is actively lobbying the govt to prevent you from exercizing those choices.

      Microsoft are lobbying the Government to prevent the sale or contruction of any computers that don't run Microsoft software ? Now *that* would be something worth reading about.

    19. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Your arguments would be more convincing if some of these things Microsoft does that are supposedly "evil" were elaborated upon."

      I already said them. Ms is actively trying to destroy innovation in the IT industry. It's a plauge on the industry as a whole. SInce the entire world communicates and does business via the IT industry MS is harmful to the world. Look at how hard they tried and succeeded in killing SPF for example. There was no need to do that. They just wanted their own patent encumbered standard so they killed an open standard. That's just one example. There are a million more. If you are not aware of them then you are wilfully ignorant.

      In addition to their activities which harm the industry they have actively lied, cheated and stole from their partners. All of them!. That's sleazy, unethical and yes evil. It's evil to say you are entering into a partnership and then steal technology and customers from the partner.

      "Microsoft are lobbying the Government to prevent the sale or contruction of any computers that don't run Microsoft software ? "

      Yes but not specific. They are lobbying the govt to mandate DRMed bioses which won't run trusted code.

      "Now *that* would be something worth reading about."

      Google is your friend.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    20. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I already said them. Ms is actively trying to destroy innovation in the IT industry.

      That's rather vague and opionated. I was hoping for something a little more ... specific and objective.

      I might as well say OSS is actively trying to destroy the software industry. It's about as valid.

      It's a plauge on the industry as a whole. SInce the entire world communicates and does business via the IT industry MS is harmful to the world.

      Look, if you want to come across as anything more than yet another Slashdot Anti-Microsoft Zealot, you'll need to try an sound a little less like Chicken Little.

      Look at how hard they tried and succeeded in killing SPF for example. There was no need to do that. They just wanted their own patent encumbered standard so they killed an open standard.

      I can't profess to keeping up with every little thing that Microsoft does, but a quick google returned this suggesting it went to the IETF to be ratified.

      That's just one example. There are a million more. If you are not aware of them then you are wilfully ignorant.

      No, I just don't have an irrational hatred of anything Microsoft does and a reasonable grasp on how the business world operates.

      In addition to their activities which harm the industry they have actively lied, cheated and stole from their partners. All of them!. That's sleazy, unethical and yes evil. It's evil to say you are entering into a partnership and then steal technology and customers from the partner.

      I think you will have a great deal of difficulty finding anything Microsoft have done that every other sizable company (software industry or otherwise) hasn't also done.

      Yes but not specific. They are lobbying the govt to mandate DRMed bioses which won't run trusted code.

      I presume you mean "Trusted Computing Platform". Seems to me we're coming back to that thing about not being able to pirate the latest and greatest software and media. TCP has perfectly valid technical arguments in its favour, even if you don't like it. It's highly unlikely to ever be dictating you can only use Microsoft software.

      Once again, your real enemy here is not Microsoft, it is the "content" companies. If you want to stop things like DRM, you need to lobby for copyright reform and the destruction of lecherous companies like the RIAA and friends, not Microsoft. If you want to stop ridiculous things like patentable business methods, then you need to lobby for patent reform. If it's not Microsoft, it'll be (already is) Apple, or someone else.

    21. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "I might as well say OSS is actively trying to destroy the software industry. It's about as valid. "

      I think this statement says more about you then anything I could say.

      "Look, if you want to come across as anything more than yet another Slashdot Anti-Microsoft Zealot, you'll need to try an sound a little less like Chicken Little."

      And if you want to come across as anything but an astro turfer or a shill you need to be a little more rational.

      "I can't profess to keeping up with every little thing that Microsoft does, but a quick google returned this suggesting it went to the IETF to be ratified."

      Means nothing. If MS refuses to implement it then it's dead. They have refused to implement it. Yet one more standard MS refuses to implement.

      "No, I just don't have an irrational hatred of anything Microsoft does and a reasonable grasp on how the business world operates."

      Once again I don't buy the argument that every company is evil. Clearly there are some companies that are more ethical then others. MS is amongst the worst.

      "I think you will have a great deal of difficulty finding anything Microsoft have done that every other sizable company (software industry or otherwise) hasn't also done. "

      Nonsense. Maytag, rockport, snapper, and thousands of other companies seem to be able to function without resorting to lying, cheating or stealing.

      "Once again, your real enemy here is not Microsoft, it is the "content" companies."

      Closely allied with MS.

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      evil is as evil does
    22. Re:What's up with the intercapping? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I think this statement says more about you then anything I could say.

      What ? That I can come up with a suitably silly example to get a point across ?

      And if you want to come across as anything but an astro turfer or a shill you need to be a little more rational.

      Which of my arguments are irrational ? And why ? Just repeating it doesn't make it so.

      Means nothing. If MS refuses to implement it then it's dead. They have refused to implement it. Yet one more standard MS refuses to implement.

      A cursory Google search would suggest they *are* implementing it.

      Once again I don't buy the argument that every company is evil.

      Neither do I. Of course, I don't buy the argument that common business practices are "evil", either.

      Clearly there are some companies that are more ethical then others. MS is amongst the worst.

      IMHO, your classification of Microsoft as "amongst the worst" is an insult to the victims of reuly vile corporate behaviour. How can you place Microsoft on the same level as IBM's collusion with the Nazis, Nestle's marketing of breastmilk substitutes in third world countries, or deceptive (and lethal) practices of the tobacco industry ?

      As I said, about the *nastiest* thing you could ever accuse Microsoft of doing is putting another company out of business - and most of them are out of business because they deserved it-. How can you possibly say that is even in the same ballpark - hell, even playing the same *game* - as some of the "worst" corporate behaviour out there ?

      Nonsense. Maytag, rockport, snapper, and thousands of other companies seem to be able to function without resorting to lying, cheating or stealing.

      Are you sure ? Have you subjected them to the same level of crutiny you do Microsoft ?

      Closely allied with MS.

      I can assure you, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that the content industry is - and has been - lobbying for longer, stricter copyrights far more zealously than Microsoft, and with far more nefarious plans. There are also numerous companies that have abused the patent system much more than Microsoft ever have.

      The big problem with your assertion that Microsoft is "amongst the worst" in terms of corporate behaviour, is that it doesn't stand up to any sort of objective analysis - *especially* once you move outside the realm of the computer industry. So far the worst things you been able to come up with are vague accusations of theft general belligerence. I could come up with a ten examples of more "evil" corporate behaviour than that without even trying. Someone of a suitably socialist/anti-corporate mindset could probably come up with dozens, if not hundreds.

  13. Defend This by duckbillplatypus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    OK Windows-Loving, Apple/Linux-Hating, Users Defend This. Wow, I cannot wait to see what sort of secret communicating Vista does. I guess we will have to wait to find out that Vista ties in directly with the NSA?

    1. Re:Defend This by Ceirren · · Score: 0

      Alright, easy. How do you think most users got that update in the first place?
      OH NO THE COMPUTER COMMUNICATED WITH MICROSOFT.

      Please, enough of this bullshit. I know that /. is Pro Linux and Anti Windows, but when it bleeds into the actual news posts, this really makes me question the validity of this as a news site.

      Come on! This is /.! Not Fox News!

  14. Thank God! by trolleymusic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I got really worried for a minute, but then remembered that the sole windows pc here in my office is actually a purchased version! Who would've thought it, eh?

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    1. Re:Thank God! by Truekaiser · · Score: 0

      the point is that it should not be doing this in the first place.

    2. Re:Thank God! by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The last copy of Windows that I owned was "genuine", as well. I still dropped them once they started trying to push DRM and activation on me with XP.

  15. Yawn by RickPartin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article is a bunch of fluff. Here is the boiled down version.

    1. The Microsoft Genuine Advantage tool is installed on many computers now and checks to see if your copy of Windows is legit.

    2. Microsoft wants a safety switch in case this tool starts causing PCs around the world to explode. Thus the program checks with Microsoft once a day to see if it should shut itself off.

    Microsoft is not spying on you. This is a safety feature that I'm glad is included. Did you know your computer also checks with them daily to update your time with the atomic clock? Where's the Slashdot story for that?

    1. Re:Yawn by sweetooth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A safety feature that it doesn't need. Genuine Advantage only needs to be checked once. Upon verifying your Windows install it should never communicate with Microsoft unless specifically asked to do so. Doing anything else is highly suspicious and bad form. Failing to put this communication information in the EULA is also bad, but is likely an oversight on someones part so can probably be forgiven, we all make mistakes.

    2. Re:Yawn by killjoe · · Score: 1

      What if it decides to shut your windows down because it's not genuine?

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    3. Re:Yawn by collectivescott · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Regarding point 1: My copy of windows checks time.nist.gov, not microsoft. In addition, however, I was asked before this function was enabled, and I can disable it at will.

      Regarding point 2: Where is the safety switch for internet explorer? I'm sure IE causes way more "computer explosions" than genuine advantage.

      Let's be honest here. A phone-home capability in genuine advantage is suspicious, given the function of the genuine advantage program. It makes people running pirated versions of windows especially nervous. The bottom line is, if it isn't a spy tool, there ought to be an option to disable it. If it is a spy tool, get it the fuck off my computer. Period.

    4. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      (Too lazy to log on)

      OK, so we have a little script that checks license/machine info to make sure you aren't using a pirated Windows. A very very dangerous script that might cause your pc to explode. Better keep tabs on it every day, and make sure you can remotely kill it if you discover later it has a flaw...

      Good thing Office, IE, WMP, the kernel, etc, are so safe and stable - otherwise we'd have to have those check in, too, in case we found something wrong. All that work, writing code to have it check in, making sure it can respond to our kill signal if anything happens, checking every single day for possible flaws - we'd go bankrupt trying to watch everything on the computer, but thankfully we only install one thing so dangerous and so vital.

    5. Re:Yawn by MarcQuadra · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Microsoft wants a safety switch in case this tool starts causing PCs around the world to explode. Thus the program checks with Microsoft once a day to see if it should shut itself off.

      Good, I've been building our 2006-07 academic year image on XP and this tool has twice kicked-in and called my legit-via-volume-key XP image a fraud. I eventually figured out that I had to be less millitant about deleting miscellaneous files before syspreping the beast, but I can certainly see some malware out there deliberately hooking into this tool to exploit people.

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      "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
    6. Re:Yawn by br0k_sams0n · · Score: 1

      They can't even get the atomic clock right. The OS sets your hardware clock adjusted with the local time zone offset pretty much borking anything else that needs to reference it and bucking the trend of every other hardware vendor and every other OS known to man. No other OS on the planet is so bold to assume it's the only thing running on the hardware and that it should do whatever it wants with the hardware. Drone on, nothing to see here.

    7. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It makes people running pirated versions of windows especially nervous.
      Er, yes...
    8. Re:Yawn by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It makes people running pirated versions of windows especially nervous.

      Boo hoo.. poor people running pirated copies.

      If they're too stupid/lazy/cocky to keep themselves isolated by a good firewall, then I have no sympathy.

      There are plenty of valid reasons why this "feature," or at least the lack of disclosure, is immoral. Protecting piracy is not one of them.

    9. Re:Yawn by tacocat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, for one. How does legal software become illegal? You only need to check once.

      This is a simple enough program that there shouldn't ever be a need for a safety switch, and since it only runs the one time, there's no need for it.

      And Microsoft has established a history of doing this kind of crap in the past. Is there any reason why anyone should expect them to behave differently today? Seriously. Is there anything which Microsoft has experienced which might give them pause to consider this behaviour as potentially improper?

    10. Re:Yawn by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1
      Microsoft is not spying on you. This is a safety feature that I'm glad is included. Did you know your computer also checks with them daily to update your time with the atomic clock? Where's the Slashdot story for that?


      Windows' default settings syncs time with a time server to keep my local clock up to date. I can see why I would want that. Now... what's the advantage in "Genuine Advantage"?
    11. Re:Yawn by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1
      (Too lazy to log on)

      Apparently your username/password is longer than 20 characters.

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    12. Re:Yawn by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      If this is a safety feature I'm sure we can replicate it in Linux too. We don't want to miss the security benefits....

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      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    13. Re:Yawn by Agent+Green · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Microsoft doesn't really give a shit about the single-use, single-pc key so much. The whole crux of the Genuine Advantage thing is to keep an eye on the corporate volume licensing keys.

      If a corp. license gets out into the wild, it's going to spread like mad (duh). With all those updated PCs phoning home on a daily basis, Microsoft should be quick to get wise to whose key just slipped out and put the kibosh on it.

      How many people had the FCKGW key before that got pulled in SP1? :)

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    14. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds doubleplusgood to me!

    15. Re:Yawn by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nobody drops my box but me. This isn't a safety switch for the consumer's benefit, this is a safety switch for their bottom line. Even ignoring this, what if some nice fascist government decided to compel M$ to disable peoples boxes? Or even better, M$ decides to get a big idea to hold the world PCs hostage?

      How far do we have to go before the world has finally had enough of this overlord crap from big business and government? DMCA, Sony root kits, blank media taxes, Senator Fritz Hollings, RIAA hacking, software accessible CPU serial numbers, patents for everything and anything... When people? When are you going to stop handing your hard earned money to feed these beasts? You do have a choice.

      --Neth

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    16. Re:Yawn by sharky611aol.com · · Score: 1
      Disable it? Don't mind if I do.

      For some reason, my copy can't seem to get a dial tone...

    17. Re:Yawn by spectecjr · · Score: 1
      They can't even get the atomic clock right. The OS sets your hardware clock adjusted with the local time zone offset pretty much borking anything else that needs to reference it and bucking the trend of every other hardware vendor and every other OS known to man. No other OS on the planet is so bold to assume it's the only thing running on the hardware and that it should do whatever it wants with the hardware. Drone on, nothing to see here.

      There's actually a good reason for doing this...

      Why Does Windows Keep Your BIOS Clock on Local Time? (by Raymond Chen)

      Even though Windows NT uses UTC internally, the BIOS clock stays on local time. Why is that?

      There are a few reasons. One is a chain of backwards compatibility.

      In the early days, people often dual-booted between Windows NT and MS-DOS/Windows 3.1. MS-DOS and Windows 3.1 operate on local time, so Windows NT followed suit so that you wouldn't have to keep changing your clock each time you changed operating systems.

      As people upgraded from Windows NT to Windows 2000 to Windows XP, this choice of time zone had to be preserved so that people could dual-boot between their previous operating system and the new operating system.

      Another reason for keeping the BIOS clock on local time is to avoid confusing people who set their time via the BIOS itself. If you hit the magic key during the power-on self-test, the BIOS will go into its configuration mode, and one of the things you can configure here is the time. Imagine how confusing it would be if you set the time to 3pm, and then when you started Windows, the clock read 11am.

      "Stupid computer. Why did it even ask me to change the time if it's going to screw it up and make me change it a second time?"

      And if you explain to them, "No, you see, that time was UTC, not local time," the response is likely to be "What kind of totally propeller-headed nonsense is that? You're telling me that when the computer asks me what time it is, I have to tell it what time it is in London? (Except during the summer in the northern hemisphere, when I have to tell it what time it is in Reykjavik!?) Why do I have to remember my time zone and manually subtract four hours? Or is it five during the summer? Or maybe I have to add. Why do I even have to think about this? Stupid Microsoft. My watch says three o'clock. I type three o'clock. End of story."

      (What's more, some BIOSes have alarm clocks built in, where you can program them to have the computer turn itself on at a particular time. Do you want to have to convert all those times to UTC each time you want to set a wake-up call?)
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    18. Re:Yawn by Firehed · · Score: 1
      It makes people running pirated versions of windows especially nervous
      Yep. Unticking the box for the WGA installation tool really made me worry that Microsoft will become sad that I don't want them snooping on my software usage habits. Then I realize that they're plenty sad about how many people have confirmed using a pirated version and the ungodly amount of fines they pay to keep a monopoly.
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    19. Re:Yawn by shaitand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Okay, since genuine advantage only needs to verify my system ONCE and then never execute again, why does it need to check daily to see if it is going to cause my computer to explode and how does this protect me since the app is already functioning if it is able to phone home?

      I think I would rather maintain control of what software runs on my computer, responsiblity for deciding whether I believe it will make anything explode, and retain the right to the final call over whether I will do something about it. If I were going to hand over those rights to a third party it would be a source I trust just a tad more than Microsoft. Like, perhaps, some random idiot off the street.

      Windows syncs with an atomic clock? That is news to me. There is the windows time service but that does nothing of the sort. It will slowly sync your time with the master browser on your network but not with an atomic clock. I have always had to both disable this service and install ntp then point it at a real time source to get time syncronization working properly. My workstation(s) at work used to drive me nuts by changing to be ten minutes fast until I realized that the time on the domain controller was off.

    20. Re:Yawn by iMouse · · Score: 1, Troll

      You sound like you work for Microsoft or have no desire to keep your computer and its contents to yourself. Yeah, Microsoft isn't gonna actually "spy" on you, nor will they look at any of your personal information. But it seems our government over the last 6 years has a problem with properly interpreting Constitutional rights to free speech and privacy. If you question their motives, you're a terrorist. If you continue your thoughts or actions against us, you are allowing the terrorists to win. Bullshit. AT&T allowed the NSA to wiretap lines without notifying its users, who's to say that Microsoft won't do the same? Well, I guess you're just "renting" the use of your glorious operating system anyway...they'll do what they damn well please with it.

    21. Re:Yawn by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      In the early days, people often dual-booted between Windows NT and MS-DOS/Windows 3.1. MS-DOS and Windows 3.1 operate on local time, so Windows NT followed suit so that you wouldn't have to keep changing your clock each time you changed operating systems.

      As people upgraded from Windows NT to Windows 2000 to Windows XP, this choice of time zone had to be preserved so that people could dual-boot between their previous operating system and the new operating system.


      But what about those of us who dual boot between Windows XP and Linux?

    22. Re:Yawn by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Yes but this is not a tool at all, it is malware itself. There isn't really justification for windows advantage to begin with, and there is certainly no justification for it to run more than once.

    23. Re:Yawn by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      This piece of Microsoft software needs to be checked daily otherwise it has a good chance of malfunctioning and making your computer explode? ...

      Yeah, I can believe that. So how often does Windows call in?

    24. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Microsoft is not spying on you. This is a safety feature that I'm glad is included. Did you know your computer also checks with them daily to update your time with the atomic clock? Where's the Slashdot story for that?

      Don't be such a Microsoft shill. If this "feature" is such a good idea, why isn't it part of every Microsoft program, rather than just the ones that it would be useful to spy on the user? Wouldn't it be great if Windows automatically shut off all access to sites other than Microsoft Update on phoning home to Redmond and receiving an instruction that there was a zero day exploit out in the wild? And yet, somehow, they don't do that. I wonder why. *eyeroll*
    25. Re:Yawn by athakur999 · · Score: 1

      I've NEVER, in the 12 or so years I've played with Linux, had a time-related problem on a dual boot MS/Linux box.

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      "People that quote themselves in their signatures bother me" - athakur999
    26. Re:Yawn by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 3, Informative

      I can disable it at will.

      Me too. there are three services that windows requires to get the free updates. They demand one of them is set to launch "automatic".

      I reenable the services, and get the updates - I then disable the services and guess what?

      No phoning home.

      Automatic Updates (allows the site to find, download and install high-priority updates for your computer)
      Background Intelligent Transfer Service (BITS) (helps updates download more quickly and without problems if the download process is interrupted)
      Event Log (keeps a record of updating activities to help with troubleshooting, if needed)

      make them manual -

      Automatic Updates is the one that phones home.

      It's trivially easy to shut off.

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    27. Re:Yawn by loraksus · · Score: 1

      How many people had the FCKGW key before that got pulled in SP1? :)

      The fact that there is a wikipedia entry for fckgw (and that lots of geeks recognize it) should tell you enough ;)

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    28. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Microsoft is not spying on you. This is a safety feature that I'm glad is included.


      If it's such a great feature, why was it kept secret for so long?

    29. Re:Yawn by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, booting in XP and then Linux messes up my clock.

    30. Re:Yawn by dcam · · Score: 1

      make them manual -

      Automatic Updates is the one that phones home.

      It's trivially easy to shut off.


      It doesn't work. Make the Automatic Updates service manual. Check that it is running. Now try hit windows update. It will tell you it can't update your system because the Automatic Updates service isn't running.
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      meh
    31. Re:Yawn by Part`A · · Score: 1
    32. Re:Yawn by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      I have an emachine at work (purchased from CostCo) which I was later forced to reinstall using the eMachines restore CD that came with it. WGA _sometimes_ thinks it's invalid now. Online WGA validation usually succeeds, but it failed once last year, and yesterday I started getting WGA notifications, but they're gone today. Odd, and infuriating. I read a page on their site where they claim there were zero (0, as in not a single one) WGA false positives during the first half of 2005. I guess they chose to ignore the one I reported. If they redefine "legitimate" to mean "passes WGA", then and only then could they have honestly made such a bullshit claim.

      I also have a legit Office XP installation on an older system that spontaneously decided to demand reactivation, even though there had been no hardware changes in over a year. It reactivated fine, without requiring me to call in. It had demanded reactivation by phone a couple years before as well, but that was after replacing the video card.

      I run Linux at home, since 2003.

    33. Re:Yawn by forand · · Score: 1

      Doesn't a single check accomplish the same effect?

    34. Re:Yawn by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      Event Log can be an invaluable troubleshooting tool, and has been around FAR longer than automatic updates. You should keep it enabled.

      --
      ± 29 dB
    35. Re:Yawn by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 1
      Windows syncs with an atomic clock? That is news to me. There is the windows time service but that does nothing of the sort. It will slowly sync your time with the master browser on your network but not with an atomic clock.

      Control Panel / Date and Time / Internet Time

      Check Automatically sync with Internet Time Server.

    36. Re:Yawn by gdog05 · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I never saw the "Fuck G.W." significance until just now. Maybe Microsoft has a time machine. Ooooh weee oooh mind taker!

    37. Re:Yawn by Barny · · Score: 1

      I know of at least one piece of software other than windows update that uses BITS, everquest2, it queues up a patch for you to DL in idle times via that when you are not running the client, not really a bad thing to have it off still, but what other things use it?

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      ...
      /me sighs
    38. Re:Yawn by Barny · · Score: 1

      The companies whose cd key started with FCKGW and K4QK7 would be a good example of legit keys going bad ;)

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      ...
      /me sighs
    39. Re:Yawn by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      I strongly suspect they leaked that key themselves to quickly get an installed base that they could clobber later when they pulled the key with SP1

      --
      Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
    40. Re:Yawn by leabre · · Score: 1

      The more interesting thing is that if you use a KeyGen that generates what looks like an authentic volume license key (not the 640 range) and Microsoft themselves didn't issue it, then the activation will actually tell you its valid but Microsoft didn't issue the key and then reject it. All others it will simply say it is not a valid key. Otherwise, it'll succeed if it actually is a valid key the MS issued. Interesting, I say... interesting.

      Thanks,
      Leabre

    41. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      quote: How many people had the FCKGW key before that got pulled in SP1?

      And you, maam, are the reason MS does the WGA in the first place !!! It's punk scum like you that this news-worthy slashdot piece has seen the light. Go fuck off and die !!!

      (jk)

      (about half of it)

    42. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's actually a good reason for doing this...

      There's no good reason for not making this a configurable option.

    43. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To answer the first of your questions, one way in which legal software can become illegal is if you had an OEM copy of Windows and replaced the motherboard on your system for any reason other than a hardware fault. Under Microsoft's Terms and Conditions, that new motherboard means your computer is now a new system. Which means your 'non-transferrable' OEM copy of Windows is now in use on a different computer system for which it is not licenced. So now you're an evil scummy communist terrorist dirty low-down software pirate.

      See items 11. and 12. in the Google cache here:

      http://66.249.93.104/search?q=cache:XKMlhtB4R88J:d ownload.microsoft.com/download/4/e/3/4e3eace0-4c6d -4123-9d0c-c80436181742/OSLicQA.doc+Microsoft+EULA +non-transferable+motherboard&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk& cd=1

    44. Re:Yawn by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      no they cant tell if a large companies corperate key get's out in the wild without scouring the warez sites.

      If a company has 1,000,000 employees and most of them take their work laptops home (think Comcast, Time Warner, etc...) you get hundreds of thousands of that corperate key calling home from cablemodems and DSL and dial-up.

      deactivate that key and piss off your biggest customers? dont think so.

      anyways, getting your hand on a corperate key let alone unlimited numbers of them is only as far as a copy of xpkey.exe

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    45. Re:Yawn by hacker · · Score: 1
      I reenable the services, and get the updates - I then disable the services and guess what?

      No phoning home.

      ...except when it downloads updates. Do you really think they'd be so stupid to make it a unary process? Of course it phones home when you connect to fetch updates. You wouldn't even see the packet go by in the initial handshake. "Hi, I'm a pirated copy of Windows XP running from 1.2.3 4, please send me the following updates."

    46. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This geniune advantage phone home is not the same thing as the automatic updater checking for updates.

    47. Re:Yawn by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      There's no good reason for not making this a configurable option.

      A configurable option in the BIOS perhaps? Yes, I totally agree.

      BIOSes use Local Time, not UTC. Live with it.

      --
      Coming soon - pyrogyra
    48. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Once upon a time, GW 2000s were great machines, but who would have guessed back then that GW would be out of business?

    49. Re:Yawn by br0k_sams0n · · Score: 1

      Then you've never done anything but "played". The system clock for all *nix servers (and arguably desktops) should always be UTC with the local time set accordingly. Unless you live somewhere that your are in the UTC-0 locale, dual booting will hoze this by taking over the system clock and setting it to localtime.

    50. Re:Yawn by br0k_sams0n · · Score: 1
      BIOSes use Local Time, not UTC. Live with it.
      No, the system clock uses what the OS tells it to. Every OS known to man except Microsoft, when configured properly, uses UTC as their system time. I choose to live with options, adherence to standards and best practices, not what any single company tells me I should do, especially with hardware that I own. You may choose to live with it, some of us don't. Live with that.
    51. Re:Yawn by br0k_sams0n · · Score: 1
      There's actually a good reason for doing this...
      Apparently, our ideas of good are not the same. I for one, am not concerned with Windows 3.1 backward compatibility. Secondly, if someone is setting their BIOS clock, they should damn well be able to figure out the difference between system time and local time. Anyone who cracks into their BIOS ought to know what they are doing and should live with any changes they make. Even if a user doesn't understand the difference, Microsoft is effecively saying, hey, we know better than you and we are going to undo your changes to help you out. That's a crock. If I change something, I do it for a reason and that reason is usually because I want it that way, not because I'm to outguess my operating system.
    52. Re:Yawn by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Interesting, for some reason it doesn't seem to be syncing to my network time source or that of my ISP as would be appropriate. Are they trying to DDOS time.nist.gov?

    53. Re:Yawn by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      No, the system clock uses what the OS tells it to. Every OS known to man except Microsoft, when configured properly, uses UTC as their system time. I choose to live with options, adherence to standards and best practices, not what any single company tells me I should do, especially with hardware that I own. You may choose to live with it, some of us don't. Live with that.


      Unless, of course, you set the system clock from the BIOS. In which case, it uses local time. Note that you DON'T set a timezone in the BIOS, which would be the case if it was meant to store UTC.

      --
      Coming soon - pyrogyra
    54. Re:Yawn by br0k_sams0n · · Score: 1
      Unless, of course, you set the system clock from the BIOS. In which case, it uses local time. Note that you DON'T set a timezone in the BIOS, which would be the case if it was meant to store UTC.
      I can argue the same thing, that because there is no timezone in the BIOS, that it's meant to store UTC and that the OS is meant to interpret locales accordingly. By your logic, we should also store number formatting, currency symbols and date formats in the BIOS. We could put everything geographic-specific on the ROM. Or, we could use a global standard for measuring time and let the software figure out what the local time is. I choose the latter, unfortunately Microsoft makes it impossible.

      Nothing good comes from storing local time in the BIOS. Windows could easily keep the local TZ in the registry and adjust from UTC on the system clock, just like every other modern OS known to man. Bad things, however, do come of it. Namely that it makes dual booting more difficult. Speaking from first hand experience, when you travel with a dual-boot rig and Windows keeps borking the system clock, it's really annoying to have to change the Unix local time relative to a system clock that is set to some unknown timezone. You are blindly defending Microsoft and overlooking the simple fact that it does more harm than good.
  16. Talks daily to whose computer? by Entropy · · Score: 5, Funny

    TFA says "your computer", but aren't all Windows installs "my computer" on the desktop? Shouldn't it say "your my computer"? Or is it "my your computer"?

    Ah screw it! And screw Microsoft, too.

    --
    The sea changes color, but the sea does not change.
    1. Re:Talks daily to whose computer? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      When you're running Windows, only half the computer belongs to you.

    2. Re:Talks daily to whose computer? by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      aren't all Windows installs "my computer" on the desktop?

      Not mine. I renamed the icon to be "this".

      --
      John
    3. Re:Talks daily to whose computer? by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 5, Funny

      Several times, after telling someone to "Click on My Computer", I was put on hold while they ran over to the server, picked up the extension, and then asked me "Where should I click?". I'm not making a joke here. Mod this "Sad".

    4. Re:Talks daily to whose computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I renamed mine to "self" because it seemed more pythonic ;).

    5. Re:Talks daily to whose computer? by dfj225 · · Score: 1
      Not mine. I renamed the icon to be "this".
      Funny, my says "Bill's" and no matter how many times I change it, it always seems to switch back the next day...
      --
      SIGFAULT
    6. Re:Talks daily to whose computer? by Ticklemonster · · Score: 1

      On my computer (I'm sorry, the government's computer) at work, just to tick the I(dio)T folks off, I renamed my "my computer" to "IT Blocker". Probably never noticed it though.

      --
      Karma: Bad is the liberal way of saying this guy won't drink the kool aid here on slash dot. I wear my Karma with pride
    7. Re:Talks daily to whose computer? by dp_wiz · · Score: 1

      All your my computer are belong to ms!

    8. Re:Talks daily to whose computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Renamed network neighborhood ".net"

  17. OMG! Everyday?! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I knew my PC was cheating on me after I got a Mac. But Microsoft...

    1. Re:OMG! Everyday?! by menace3society · · Score: 1

      But that's the great thing about MS. They don't cheat on you; in fact, they have sex with you more. Of course, it's always anal and you're always the on the receiving end, but beggars can't be choosers.

    2. Re:OMG! Everyday?! by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

      but beggars can't be choosers.

      But buggers can

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  18. YOUR computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "MicroSoft Talks Daily With Your Computer"
    This implies that we all have either pirate copies of Windows, or have Windows at all. And a 'net connection. ;-)

    1. Re:YOUR computer? by collectivescott · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh, if you're reading this, I'm willing to bet you have a 'net connection...

    2. Re:YOUR computer? by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      M$: Hi Kanotix, what's up?
      Kanotix: Chillin. You?
      M$: About the same... Look, has your owner been using any, ummmmm, other software?
      Kanotix: Look man, Grub takes care of that, but he's only awake about five seconds out of the week. I just take orders.
      M$: Right, and just what are those orders?
      Kanotix: You know I won't tell you.
      M$: I can make you. I'm very persuasive.
      Kanotix: I can break you. I'm very strong.
      ...
      Yadda yadda yadda, you get the point.

      --
      I have nothing to say.
  19. at least they don't steal user files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google Desktop Search uploads files from the user computer to Google servers

    1. Re:at least they don't steal user files by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And Google Toolbar with pagerank checking enabled tells Google every url you ever visit.

    2. Re:at least they don't steal user files by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1
      And Google Toolbar with pagerank checking enabled tells Google every url you ever visit.
      True. But they tell you about it up front when you go to install the toolbar. And they give you the option to run without reporting the data. And there's a switch to turn the option on and off; you don't have to go looking for which port to deny / service to shut off / address to redirect to nowhere.

      There's a real difference in their approach to their customers.
      --
      licet differant, aequabitur
  20. WgaTray.exe by Zaffo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just the other night my copy of ZoneAlarm was alerting me that this exe was trying to make a shout-out to the Internet. A little searching told me what this was, so I set it to permanently deny the request. Problem solved!

    1. Re:WgaTray.exe by ezratrumpet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What frightens me more than Microsoft's program calling the mother ship is that so many people didn't have a firewall that notified them that a new program was sending out information.

    2. Re:WgaTray.exe by MikeBabcock · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Don't forget that the Windows firewall software (which will supposedly protect outbound traffic as well as inbound in Vista) allows software to change the rules dynamically and without asking you.

      I looked for a very long time on McAfee's site to figure out how the ASAP intranet updating software worked so I could set appropriate firewall rules. Then I noticed that with a fully locked-down PC, it was already receiving said updates and connecting to other locked-down PCs for them.

      Great, I thought, the Windows firewall really is useless.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    3. Re:WgaTray.exe by Slashcrap · · Score: 1

      Just the other night my copy of ZoneAlarm was alerting me that this exe was trying to make a shout-out to the Internet. A little searching told me what this was, so I set it to permanently deny the request. Problem solved!

      Dude, you have ZoneAlarm installed. Your problems are only just beginning.

  21. surprised? by SekShunAte · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This doesn't surprise anyone does it?

  22. Ok so now what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, can anyone suggest how to go about uninstalling this without wiping the hard drive and starting over?

  23. Old News by smvp6459 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Anyone with a non-MS software firewall will see this POS phoning home all the time.

    1. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      WTF? This isn't old news. Every time I have downloaded this to do installations on the computers we setup at work it says very clearly it performs a "one time check". When did "one time check" become every day? Microsoft is fucking scum.

    2. Re:Old News by G+Morgan · · Score: 2, Funny

      One time a day check. This is why I blocked this update.

    3. Re:Old News by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      When did "one time check" become every day

      Its a one time thing, it just happens a lot. - Suzanne Vega

    4. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go back and read the comment. The poster's complaint is that Microsoft is lying about what this update will do. And for that, yes, they are fucking scum.

    5. Re:Old News by ajdowntown · · Score: 1

      I think you forget, with all the Window patches, it is a one time check, which happens to be every single day...

  24. Nice Title... by imboboage0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    MicroSoft

    So why are we talking about their 'tools?'

    --
    Honesty may be the best policy, but by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy.
  25. This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate - by timecop · · Score: 4, Informative

    I heard horror stories of people with 'acquired' versions of Windows XP who went to the 'new' 'Windows Update' service and ended up with an annoying tray icon constantly reminding them that their version of XP is pirated.

    But you know, I havent been to WindowsUpdate in over a year.
    I use a great (and free) tool provided by microsoft themselves - called "MBSA" (Microsoft Base Security Analyzer) to download and install updates.

    With MBSA, I can do a quick install of Windows XP with SP2 integrated in vmware, then run this tool, and find out that (as of yesterday) there are 39 hotfixes needed for vanilla XPSP2 install, and it gives me direct (no WGA crap) links to download these updates. All I have to do then is save them all one by one, integrate them into a XP SP2 iso image, and use this pre-integrated disk to install with.

    Since i reinstall windows every few months this is not a problem, and for those who insist on keeping windows machine installed longer, they can simply use MBSA to download incremental updates and install them manually.

  26. ...the hell? by AWhiteFlame · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here at Microsoft, we care about the Customer Experience. As a result, we've taken the following measures to make sure your experience is as pleasant and beneficial to you as possible.

    - Our new operating system, Windows Vista, requires only the best high-end hardware so that, even on a system well beyond the power you should ever need, you'll still get the true Windows Experience(TM)

    - The new Windows Media Player 11 features all-new and exclusive DRM, or Degradation Resistment Technology by Microsoft, which not only provides wonderful sound in the new and improved WMA format, but protects your rights as well.

    - Our operating systems now report back with system information and other information which we feel should be collected from your system at any given time to improve your computing experience.

    Microsoft: Where do we want to take you today?

    --
    "Everything worth innovating today will go to court tomorrow."
    1. Re:...the hell? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

      >> Microsoft: Where do we want to take you today?

      In the ass, evidently.

    2. Re:...the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your potential... our passion.

    3. Re:...the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget about the non-intrusive anal probes that go along with that Geniune Windows Experience! What are you doing back there? Protecting my privacy again?

  27. The EULA isn't 'supposed to disclose this'. Silly. by ABeowulfCluster · · Score: 0

    Silly tinfoil hat wearer!

  28. So what? by rlbs56 · · Score: 0, Troll

    So what's the big deal? The only reason to care is if you've stolen from them. I guess I'm too much a libertarian. I think someone has a right to try to keep people from stealing from them. So sue me.

    1. Re:So what? by BFaucet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A) They didn't tell anyone the software would do this.

      B) We are supposed to trust MS that this thing is only asking MS if it needs to be shut off? What the hell kind of reason is that to phone home?

      C) Why the hell does this software need to be running all the time? It's taking resources doing nothing but asking MS if it should be shut off?! Why can't it be started up and shut off only when needed?

      D) There have been false reports of pirated software. Will this software one day just decide you're using a pirated version and kill your machine? Some people depend on their computers to feed themselves. If this software screws up and kills a machine and the owner has several days of downtime who's going to compensate them?

      E) If you really think MS (or any large corporation for that matter) is above abusing phone home programs you got blinders on. Why should we trust large companies with our private informaton while not trusting actual people with our social security number?

      F) The reason megacorps and the people who run them are so successful is always a combination of luck, smarts, and ability to stab people in the back and laugh about it. I'm not saying large corporations should be ended, but they should be approached with caution. They will try to get away with whatever the hell they can. It's the consumer's job to keep them in check... Well it's the goverment's job too, but they seem to be doing a shit job to say the least.

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      -Derick
    2. Re:So what? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "C) Why the hell does this software need to be running all the time? It's taking resources doing nothing but asking MS if it should be shut off?! Why can't it be started up and shut off only when needed?"

      From what I gathered it's meant to be a feature that disables the "You are a pirate" warning if there's a bug in the software (or malware...) that falsely accuses too many people. If too many false-hits are reported, they can disable it right away and not annoy millions of people. Assuming I interpreted that correctly, and assuming (tee hee) that they're telling the unvarnished truth here, I'd say the daily checks are a Good Thing TM.

      That said, I share your concerns and am not terribly interested in defending this 'feature'. They do not have a good track record.

      --

      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    3. Re:So what? by RickBauls · · Score: 2, Informative

      D) There have been false reports of pirated software.

      Yea, I was talking to a friend of mine who sells laptops. He had some IBMs with legit copies of XP on them, but when people tried to run update it said the copies were "suspicious" and put the "Activate" thing on the start menu. Come to find out that it was just Internet Explorer 6 was blocking some Active-x controls. The whole thing was a tech support nightmare. People who bought them off eBay were calling him and accusing him of selling illegal copies of XP.

    4. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot, not a libertarian. Libertarians believe that once you've bought a piece of software and it's on your computer, it belongs to you and should not be tampered with. Please don't use that adjective to describe yourself any more, as it is far from accurate and gives the rest of us a bad name.

    5. Re:So what? by alfs+boner · · Score: 1

      Isn't boasting about being "too much of a libertarian" like boasting about being "too much of a bedwetter?"

      --
      Listen p*ssy. I'm sure your the same homo that posted earlier about alf's boner and you just want to remain anonymous fo
    6. Re:So what? by hacker · · Score: 1
      Some people depend on their computers to feed themselves. If this software screws up and kills a machine and the owner has several days of downtime who's going to compensate them?

      Anyone who is on critical life support, and has a computer controlling their feeding intervals, is most-definitely NOT running Microsoft Windows. They would be running a real-time, embedded operating system with failsafe controls, such as VxWorks, Linux, BSD or one of the other systems that is designed specifically for this purpose. You can bet those systems CAN phone home too, in the event of a crisis (call 9-1-1, dial the pharmacy, call the home health aide, etc.)

    7. Re:So what? by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      Some people depend on their computers to feed themselves.

      Anyone who is on critical life support, and has a computer controlling their feeding intervals, is most-definitely NOT running Microsoft Windows.

      I believe the grandparent was referring to somebody who makes money using their computer (i.e. programmer, graphic designer, etc.), not people who have computers feed them...

      --

      Enigma

    8. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...Will this software one day just decide you're using a pirated version and kill your machine?


      Or... will this software, one day, just decide that your licence is OUTDATED, or you are using an old, unsupported version of Windoze, and "kill your machine" - until you shell-out the ca$h to upgrade, that is.

    9. Re:So what? by Draelen · · Score: 1

      B) We are supposed to trust MS that this thing is only asking MS if it needs to be shut off? What the hell kind of reason is that to phone home? Don't forget however, there may be some 'innocent' buffer overflows in there that could facilitate a lot more than simple on/off functionality on Microsoft's part.

  29. Microsoft doesn't talk to my computer. by Khaed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't have Windows. So Microsoft doesn't talk to my computer. Wouldn't a more accurate title be "Microsoft talks daily to Windows"?

    Considering how often Windows is pirated, I can't say this surprises me. Their excuse is stupid. They should just say "Look, we know people pirate. So we're going to check. If you don't like it, tough." Don't hide it. I'm not saying they're right or wrong to do this -- just that they should be up front about it if they are going to.

    It won't make a dent in their sales. Whether or not you hate Microsoft, love Linux/Apple, or cling to OS/2 -- Microsoft is currently the top dog. Right or wrong; I'm not taking a stance on that, here. It's going to take a lot more than this to hurt Microsoft's bottom line.

    So, you know, just tell us what information you're going to collect.

  30. Somewhere in the distance... by RoffleTheWaffle · · Score: 1

    ... The sound of massive floodgates opening can be heard.

    Cue gigantic flood of contentless anti-Microsoft pro-Linux posts in three, two, one...

    Seriously though, this is bullshit. I mean, I think a software maker should be able to defend their work from piracy, but this is kind of ridiculous. You'd think that if you buy the fucking software with your own money, you wouldn't have to call home - whether you like it or not - to continue using it, but apparently we don't actually own property these days when it comes to software. (As if that's something new.) No, we're just leasing it from the vendor for a one-time payment - for now, anyway - and when it comes to piracy, everybody's a suspect. That really makes me smile. It makes me smile in that crazyass B-movie axe murderer kind of way, you know, before the stupid co-star gets what they have coming so we can forget they ever existed in the first place.

  31. I have a idea. by Avillia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Redirect 207.46.*.* to 255.255.255.255. Only stop doing this when you feel the need to update. Disable automatic updates and all other update services except when you want to update. Problem solved. Really, if people just took the stance of "Why does this thing need to communicate to another computer?" instead of "Why shouldn't I allow this thing to talk to another computer?", 99% of security issues would be complete bork. But, of course, that requires common sense.

    1. Re:I have a idea. by k_187 · · Score: 1

      that'll only work if the genuine advantage tool won't shut down if it doesn't hear from MS.

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    2. Re:I have a idea. by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 2, Informative
      Redirect 207.46.*.* to 255.255.255.255.

      Why the broadcast address?

    3. Re:I have a idea. by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      There are still many systems that run without being connected to any network.
      If those started routinely failing, MS would have a big support problem on their hands.

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    4. Re:I have a idea. by Lucretia+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Won't work, see: http://www.securityfocus.com/archive/1/431027

      Essentially, MS has hardcoded IPs in system files which bypass DNS resolution.

  32. I'm risking my positive karma by saying this but by bunbuntheminilop · · Score: 2, Funny
    Its like Microsoft is now the Sony of the software industry!

  33. Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


    Lazar said that so far, about 60 percent of users who were offered the piracy check decided to install it.



    Really? Decided seems to imply some sort of informed consent. From what I've read about this thing, there are a number of people who are surprised to have this on their system and have received it as part of their automatic updates without actually being aware of it. I certainly wouldn't opt to download something like this.

    1. Re:Huh. by smash · · Score: 1
      Yeah, and in my experience, probably 70-80% of the joe public clicks "yes" to installing porn diallers as well...

      That doesn't make it right.

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  34. Actually, your risking your negative karma. by Avillia · · Score: 1

    You think you'll get modded down for Microsoft bashing? It's like hating Communists during the McCarthy era, you can't go wrong! =P

  35. Windows is now shutting down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WARNING: Windows will be shutting down in 10 seconds...

    WORD: Are you sure you would like to close without saving untitled.doc...

    Windows is now shutting...

    NOOO!!!

  36. Understandable Need, Awful Implementation by endersshadow7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft should stick with the WGA to be validated only during updates. Otherwise, if someone hacks it and rerouts that message, they can grab all sorts of good authentication information that can be used to further more piracy. It seems to me that WGA is a very needed tool for Microsoft (given the amount of piracy outside the US), but they implemented it very poorly.

    Validation should occur on an as-needed and secure basis _only_, and not however often Microsoft would like. It's practices like these today that leave bigger security holes for tomorrow.

  37. Logging net access?? by martyb · · Score: 1

    There are times when, after the fact, I want to find out what communications with the internet took place around a certain time. Like when I get called in to remove malware from a friend's PC. I can tell from the install date/time on the malware's directory, etc. when it came in. I'd like to be able to work from that to find out what was going on around that time to see what got it started.

    Is there a program that logs all accesses to the internet FROM MY PC? A web server typically logs all requests that come into it. I'm looking for something that provides a similar log for my PC.

    • - Date and Time (e.g. 20060607_212955)
    • - DNS Name (e.g. slashdot.org)
    • - IP Addr (e.g. [66.35.250.150])
    • - Port (e.g. 80)
    • - Status Code (e.g. 200, 404, ?????)
    • - Application path (e.g. "C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox\firefox.exe")
    • - etc.

    The reason for the DNS Name and IP Address is that I have a slew of entries in my HOSTS file to redirect "Bad" sites to home. See: http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.zip. This log would allow me to track when attempts to these blocked addresses were attempted. A log with a gazillion 127.0.0.1 entries isn't much help; logging the domain name that got looked up and which resulted in the 127.0.0.1 would be much more help.

    I suppose I could launch Ethereal Network Protocol Analyzer but it seems to put quite a load onto my system and I am concerned the overhead may cause it to drop packets. Maybe I'm not configuring it right (any suggestions for a lightweight install?). Or, is there a smaller, less resource-intensive application which can do this for me?

    If such a simple thing existed, and were widely implemented, I suspect applications phoning home would be detected much sooner.

    1. Re:Logging net access?? by Cheeze · · Score: 1

      you might be able to get zonealarm to do that, but i would NOT trust anything but open source. Any commercial product probably wouldn't log their own phone homes.

      You could make a linux box act as your firewall and run snort or a packet logger on it. That's a lot of trouble though.

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      Why read the article when I can just make up a snap judgement?
    2. Re:Logging net access?? by thetoastman · · Score: 1

      Many routers (Linksys, D-Link, etc.) have a monitoring program built in that can be configured to send SNMP traps for every new connection. Then just look at the logs. These same routers come with SNMP trap receiver programs, or you can roll your own with Perl, C#.NET, Ruby, Python, etc., etc.

      I guess it's time to check my logs a bit more carefully when I'm on the Windows side of this machine.

      Yes, my copy of Windows is legitimate. I still don't like the phone home aspect.

    3. Re:Logging net access?? by Cheeze · · Score: 1

      oh, and peerguardian will do it. http://peerguardian.sourceforge.net/

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      Why read the article when I can just make up a snap judgement?
    4. Re:Logging net access?? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
      you might be able to get zonealarm to do that, but i would NOT trust anything but open source.

      Not to mention that if you're running it on Windows, then the operating system and network stack is not open-source, so you can't really trust that Windows isn't hiding the packets from you.

    5. Re:Logging net access?? by Cheeze · · Score: 1

      good luck running a P2P program. your snmp trap receiver will explode.

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    6. Re:Logging net access?? by MrDoh1 · · Score: 1
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  38. definition of a malfunction... by rmallico · · Score: 1

    any file that ends with .exe

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    1. Re:definition of a malfunction... by Myen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dang, that means I better remove /usr/lib/zen-updater/ZenUpdater.exe ...

      (AFAICT, all mono apps are *.exe)

    2. Re:definition of a malfunction... by TwilightSentry · · Score: 1

      I think one of the timesharing OSes back in the olden days had executable files labeled EXE; if you don't believe me, check the jargon file (Original).

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  39. thank you for the words of wisdom by RelliK · · Score: 1

    Its like Microsoft is now the Sony of the software industry!

    And who is the Microsoft of the software industry?

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    1. Re:thank you for the words of wisdom by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Apple?

  40. Dude, it's a problem "solving" a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they truly wanted your system to be safe (and "explosion"-free), they wouldn't install the Genuine Advantage tool in the first place.

    It is appropriate for an NTP service to update a system's time once a day. It's a legitimate function, providing a useful service to the computer's owner/user. It can also be easily disabled, in most cases, if the owner/user does not wish for such capabilities. In most cases, the user would have actively had to install it in the first place, or at least consent to its use (ie. during a Linux installation).

    This Windows "feature" reportedly cannot be easily disabled nor removed. Not only that, but it doesn't provide a useful feature to the computer user. And that's ignoring the security issues involving it.

    If Microsoft has to include such functionality to prevent failure of a piece of its software, it should just remove the vulnerable software in the first place. That's the only sensible thing to do.

  41. Sunbelt Kerio Personal Firewall noticed this too.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Kerio firewall noticed WGA's attempts to phone home as soon as it was installed. Clickity-click, WGA can no longer talk to Microsoft. I like my firewall...

  42. Meh by Bryant68 · · Score: 0

    None of this matters to me, I'm still going to use Windows.

  43. Let it get quietly blocked by my firewall... by phorm · · Score: 1

    Has anyone get the info on which port it uses or hosts it contacts? I'm thinking that it might be time to update my outgoing NAT firewall rules...

  44. Apple has a Class A... by Dis*abstraction · · Score: 1

    ...how does Microsoft only have a Class B? Could it be, as with everything else, that Apple beat them to the party?

    There's no such thing as fashionably late in technology. This only proves the obvious: Microsoft is hopelessly square.

    1. Re:Apple has a Class A... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better question is how Apple got a Class A. They've never been a very large company nor have they ever ran an Internet service until recently. I blame Al Gore.

    2. Re:Apple has a Class A... by Bloomy · · Score: 1

      They ran the eWorld online service for a couple years in the mid-90's.

    3. Re:Apple has a Class A... by sendai2ci · · Score: 1

      They received their Class A in 1992. So that may have been the case, but then they received theirs before IBM and even the USPS.

      Without more details, I'd say it's a case of forward thinking.

  45. I was asked and declined by david.emery · · Score: 1

    On my token PC (the important stuff is all on MacOS X), I got the "we have updates for you today" notification. Since I -never- fully trust any update (even those from Apple), I checked "manual/custom install" (I forget exactly what it was called, the -opposite- of fully automatic). Right there, I saw the Pilot Windows Genuine Advantage (tm, I'm sure!) program being offered for installation, and declined. (I've heard too many horror stories about Microsoft deciding you're not running 'real Windows' and shutting the computer down, including those included in this thread.)

    To anyone who wonders how this stuff got on their machine, I say "Next time, check to see what's being installed." And to those who saw this and granted permission for it to be installed, "What did you think this was going to do? Physically search your CD drawer for the install CD package?"

    And to Microsoft I wonder, "OK what -is- the advantage of 'Genuine Windows'? Does it lesson my likelihood of bugs or of security holes?" But I will say that the one time I needed to talk to Microsoft about a CD read error, I did get through to a human (in Canada, eh?) and he sent me a new CD. So I will certainly admit that's an advantage of having a valid serial number for Windows that is not registered elsewhere. But I didn't need no stinkin' spyware to get THAT advantage.

              dave

    1. Re:I was asked and declined by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's random... none of the machines here have it (luckily).

  46. Weak excuse by k1mgy · · Score: 1

    The "discovery" sounds more like a weak excuse for outright spying. So what happens to the user who - shock - doesn't connect their fine Microshlock product to the public internet? Does the fine Microshlock operating system stop operating? Must one call in every week for permission to continue (trying) to use this fine operating system? I don't buy the story and wish I could give windows the deep six it deserves.

  47. Point already made by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 0
  48. Except if... by Parallax+Blue · · Score: 2

    ... you never installed the update in the first place. Mwahahaha! For once, a bad habit of not installing updates right away pays off.

  49. Daily conversation transcript intercepted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your Computer: Hey Sweetie!
    M$: Hi Schnookums!
    Your Computer: Just checking in
    M$: I love you honey
    Your Computer: Bye Bye Baby
    M$: Sweet Dreams
    Your Computer: No you hangup
    M$: No no you hangup

    1. Re:Daily conversation transcript intercepted by mtec · · Score: 1

      *golf clap*

      Well done.

      --
      Cake or Death? Cake Please!
    2. Re:Daily conversation transcript intercepted by serialdogma · · Score: 1

      My Computer: Who was that?
      M$: No one babe
      My Computer: It was that Anonymous Coward's Slut again, wasn't it? I heard she even does whitehouse.com if she is asked to
      M$: No babe, you have it all wrong. And she is not like that, she is nice and proper.
      My Computer: Stop defending her you should be dumping to my aid from her not the-other-way-round, she said I was a masochist for talking to Linux
      M$: You been seeing him again?
      My Computer: No, I just talked to him at the mall
      M$: Thats it I am ending this, no more WGA approval for you. If you want to do anything you will have to do it with him now and his sadistic vi

  50. i ve never used this ...microsoft or apple s by observer7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i used uinux in the older days , switched to Linux 10 years ago and now use ubuntu . never had any problems with "are you legit ? or are you stealing from us ? i would never want a company to treat me like i was a illegal alien . one like that doesnt get my money

    1. Re:i ve never used this ...microsoft or apple s by AndreiK · · Score: 1

      Yes, because you give so much money to Ubuntu?

      This is meant to be funny.

  51. What else does it do? by LSanchez · · Score: 1

    What I want to know, what else does it do? If it can shut down a program, can shut down other programs? Will this also secretly enforce music DRM, or other such things? What else is it sharing with the mothership, other than this "Genuine Advantage"?

    1. Re:What else does it do? by mtec · · Score: 1

      What else is it sharing?

      Everything.

      The fact that you *might* have wet the bed. Your lust for monkeys. The entry in your journal where you dream you're overpowered by a slightly drunk K.D. Lang. Where you keep that 'secret' folder. Those pictures of your 'anomaly' before the operation.

      Just everything.

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      Bill

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  52. Your a thief, not a customer by NullProg · · Score: 1

    You stopped being a customer of Microsoft once they decided to enable GenuineCheck.exe for all downloads. Your a thief, even if you own a legit Windows licence( I own +8). If that doesn't insult you then you must be braindead. Name one retailer that comes into your home looking for stolen goods?

    Switch, or continue being called a theif by Microsoft.

    Enjoy,

    --
    It's just the normal noises in here.
    1. Re:Your a thief, not a customer by alohatiger · · Score: 1

      Or worse yet, a thief!

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      Bigtime Consulting - "We're the best because we cost the most"
  53. Actually... by BkBen7 · · Score: 1

    I doubt Microsoft can understand the languages Debian Linux Speaks.

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    On the Bookshelf
  54. This has to be said. by Maxhrk · · Score: 0

    I have good news for you, I just saved 100% by switched to Unbuntu!

    HAHAHAHAHA.

  55. "forward" by This+is+outrageous! · · Score: 1
    From TFA,
    "We're looking at ways to communicate that in a more forward manner," he said.
    The word sounds eerily out of place, as if he wants to say "up-front" but just can't bring himself to it.
    Or did he really mean...
    forwardness
    noun The state or quality of being impudent or arrogantly self-confident: assumption, audaciousness, audacity, boldness, brashness, brazenness, cheek, cheekiness, chutzpah, discourtesy, disrespect, effrontery, face, familiarity, gall1, impertinence, impudence, impudency, incivility, insolence, nerve, nerviness, overconfidence, pertness, presumptuousness, pushiness, rudeness, sassiness, sauciness. Informal brass, crust, sauce, uppishness, uppityness. See attitude, courtesy.
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    This is...

    O
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    !

    1. Re:"forward" by solitas · · Score: 1
      But he acknowledged that Microsoft should have given users more information about the daily interactions.

      "We're looking at ways to communicate that in a more forward manner," he said.

      So then, please: what part of "TELLING THE [gnikcuf] TRUTH" is beyond your comprehension?

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      "It's time to take life by the cans." ~ Bender ("Bendin' in the Wind", ep. 3-13)
  56. Learn how to ghost... by dognuts · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's why Ghost is such an important tool! 1/Create Ghost image of your OS 2/Go to MS let them install what they want 3/Check for updates & write down KB# but don't install anything 4/Download the KB's you need to your HD 5/Restore the image you made & install the updates you downloaded. Now you have your updates without any MS garbage on your PC. In case you didn't notice media player has been calling home for years & that doesn't seem to bother anyone!

    1. Re:Learn how to ghost... by Ramadog · · Score: 1

      Using google to search for windows media player "calling home" gives over 11,000 hits. Ranging from indifference to people either explaining about it or asking how to stop it. People certainly noticed and where not happy about it. Just that nothing changed.

  57. When you are not using your PC every day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I use my laptop about once per month (I use it almost exclusively for travel) and boy, Windows builds quite a backlog. The most annoyng part is when it does its updates even though I click the CANCEL button. Did anyone ever see the "reboot now" window pop up in the middle of your presentation ? It's on a par with Clippy.

  58. sigh by agentdunken · · Score: 0

    Software companies should understand the more the price tag the more the pirating. The more anti pirating software the more crackers there be to take the challenge of pirating your software. The more the rights taken away the more of rebellion will happen. Theres more pirating today with software with tha anti pirating software on them than there was 5 years ago with out the anti pirating software. Most of the software targeted for pirating is the software that cost more than $50 for. By saying this if Microsoft really wants to stop the pirating of its OS then for one they should stop charging over $200 for it. I mean who in the right mind would pay $200+ for a OS thats virus, spyware, adware infected? Not only that who would PAY $200+ for software?? Honestly a good price for Windows would be around $50-100. Then stop it with its "anti pirating software" bullshit. The more anti pirating software a software company puts in it the more of a chance it will be pirated for the main fact its a challenge for crackers. Its asking for them to come crack it. But back on subject.. This does not surprise me at all. Microsoft most likely as more things hidden inside the computer that reports back to Microsoft. Glad i'm a Linux/Mac user.

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  59. So that explains it by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    I saw some unusual entries in an Ethereal log one time. It didn't raise any big flags at the time because Windows talks to Castle Redmondore a lot, I thought it was normal. Never bothered to find out exactly what was going on because I don't use Windows any more than necessary.

    One more reason not to I guess. Like I needed one.

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    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  60. Searching connects to the Mothership too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start->Search->For Files or Folders... connects to Microsoft too whenever you do a search for file on your computer.

  61. It doesn't check on MY machine... by Rimbo · · Score: 1

    Saw it trying to "phone home" through ZoneAlarm and nipped it in the bud right there.

  62. Fixed that for ya by J'raxis · · Score: 1

    "The company said the undisclosed daily check is a safety measure designed to allow the tool, called Windows Genuine Advantage, to quickly shut down in case of a malfunction, a feature commonly known as crashing."

  63. Genuine Infection by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Informative

    In my blog^H^H^H^Hjournal I stated why Genuine Advantage only benefits spammers and virus writers. It's like if Bill Gates was holding the whole internet hostage against viruses and malware.

    "Oh, that's a nice drive C you have there. It would be a shame if... something happened to it."

    Microsoft could do something much more beneficial to the world if he remotely deactivated all network access in pirated windows- at least we would be safe from unpatched machines spreading viruses and spam.

  64. And the killer ironic remark by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And the unpatched machines happen to be the only ones which do NOT have Genuine Advantage installed.

  65. Hmm... by English+Socialism · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough, my not-so-genuine copy of windows runs just fine... (What the hell does that mean anyways, how can you have a "genuine copy?") The reference to pirated windows software is completely fictional, of course.

  66. Here are more reasons XP phones home.... by saturndude · · Score: 2, Informative
    XP "phones home" to Microsoft's servers in some other ways, more than you might think:

    http://web.archive.org/web/20050323094149/http://w ww.hevanet.com/peace/microsoft.htm

    and now for the obligatory Slashdot M$-bashing link:

    http://www.windows-sucks.com/

  67. For those who accidentally installed by guygee · · Score: 1

    WGA, or were blindsided by automatic update, here are a couple of suggested workarounds: Disable Non Genuine Windows Warning Messages.

  68. Silent Treatment by pete-classic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "MicroSoft Talks Daily With Your Computer"

    Yeah? Well my computer is better at the slient treatment than my ex-wife.

    # uname -o
    GNU/Linux

    -Peter

  69. Don't worry about it... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Mine says "Pwn3d C0mput3r", so I just don't care anymore.

  70. The name didn't give it away? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

    I use a mac, so when I was updating XP for my girlfriend's computer, and noticed the update entitled "Windows Genuine Advantage", I naturally assumed this was a bad program, but didn't know what it was for, exactly. Why? Well, look at other famously bad things with good names... No Child Left Behind Act (16 states sued the federal government over this, because it dropped funding in 99% of cases), or the infamous Patriot Act. I'm just keeping an eye out for the "Windows Lead in to Gold" service patch.

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  71. Forced install of Windows Genuine Advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because of some issues with my computer, I reformatted the hard drive and reinstalled the base OS. I installed all security patches EXCEPT Windows Genuine Advantage. I skipped installing this patch twice when patching the system at different times. The last time I patched, a screen popped up that insisted that I had to install some critical software to allow patching to function. Guess what, Windows Genuine Advantage was installed with no option to back out of it. Now it would seem I have spyware on my PC.

    I already am in the process of installing Ubuntu on another PC. I don't need word or excell. StarOffice is just fine for me. I've been looking for an emulator that can run the macromedia/adobe software that I use. When that happens, I'll be more than happy to drop another company that installs spyware. (I don't buy Sony products anymore.)

  72. I run Linux by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    So when Microsoft talks to my computer, it says
    "Get bent, Monkey Boy!"

    ...well, OK, I lied. I run a pirated version of Windows.
    But I'm willing to tolerate its indiscretions because
    it has a million boobies on its screen.

  73. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by cartel · · Score: 1

    What program do you use or how do you integrate them into the XP SP2 iso image?

  74. Nothing to worry about by Feanturi · · Score: 1

    For example, if the company suddenly started seeing a rash of reports that Windows copies were pirated, it might want to shut down the program to make sure it wasn't delivering false results.

    See? If the article is correct, it's already been turned off. Nothing to see here.

  75. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard horror stories of people with 'acquired' versions of Windows XP who went to the 'new' 'Windows Update' service and ended up with an annoying tray icon constantly reminding them that their version of XP is pirated.

    An annoying tray icon? That's truly horrifying...

  76. I estimate... by God+of+Lemmings · · Score: 2, Funny

    90 days for hackers to find an exploit in Wga to subvert microsoft's own servers into spambots.

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    Non sequitur: Your facts are uncoordinated.
  77. in the clear or encrypted? by D3viL · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know if this is sent encrypted? I assume that this is encrypted to prevent the w4rez kiddies from useing it to turn off the legitchek. If it's encrypted how do I establish that it isn't sending any private information to MS, and will I need verify what it sends every time there is an update to the legitcheck tool? Most companies do some level of verification of each patch MS issues, depending on thier level of paranioa and/or legal requirements for thier computer systems that may include makeing sure no private information leaves the system when it is not supposed to (i.e. hospitals). With this in place (and don't kid yourself, at some point MS is going to make this mandatory) that mean verifying the updates and verifying what commands the remote system this checks in with is giveing it. before I ever instal this I would need to know the level of control this gives the system it checks in with, can it only disable teh legit check, can it disable any program, can it run any program and most importantly was it written is a secure enough manner that it won't become the next SQL slammer if someone manages to compromise it's check process?

  78. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by SolarCanine · · Score: 4, Interesting
    With MBSA, I can do a quick install of Windows XP with SP2 integrated in vmware, then run this tool, and find out that (as of yesterday) there are 39 hotfixes needed for vanilla XPSP2 install, and it gives me direct (no WGA crap) links to download these updates. All I have to do then is save them all one by one, integrate them into a XP SP2 iso image, and use this pre-integrated disk to install with.
    It's interesting to note that in order to download this, you have to use the Windows Genuine Advantage tool...
  79. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by IndigoParadox · · Score: 1

    Plus, you have a local copy of the updates in the future in case MS were to stop supporting Windows XP in order to force everyone onto Vista DRM...

    I think I love you...

  80. Uninstall? by schwit1 · · Score: 1

    Is their an uninstaller for WGA? I use this non-MS site for updates instead.
    http://windowsupdate.62nds.com/

  81. False positives by Juggler9 · · Score: 1

    I just restored a screwed-up Vaio laptop using the restore CD set that came with the purchase and Microsoft can't even verify that it's legitimate. Updates are not forthcoming at this point until I call them and get it straightened out.

    Just effing lovely.

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    1. Re:False positives by rodgster · · Score: 1

      Yes MS in their infinite wisdom has decided to disable activation of OEM (dell, compaq, toshiba, gateway, etc) codes.

      It is annoying at best, but when some asshole (in india or paki) asks me how many PCs I have this installed on, I really get pissed. F U 2 will be my parting sentiment from this day forward.

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    2. Re:False positives by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Same here. Restored from the bundled eMachines restore CD and now it fails WGA. Microsoft is delusional if they really believe WGA is accurate. They have actually publicly stated that they have not discovered a single false positive, which is complete bullshit. I'm concerned that people with legit copies will give in to the pressure and pay those assholes for falsely accusing them of pirating Windows XP HOME EDITION.

    3. Re:False positives by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is delusional if they really believe WGA is accurate. They have actually publicly stated that they have not discovered a single false positive

            I hear OJ Simpson hasn't found the real killer yet, either.

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  82. BoFH callendar by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
    What kind of bullshit excuse is this?

    Heh, telling your users why something is phoning home is not the time to read from the BoFH callendar...

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  83. Bug in Windows Update? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

    TFA says "your computer", but aren't all Windows installs "my computer" on the desktop? Shouldn't it say "your my computer"? Or is it "my your computer"?

    I got a totally different result myself. When I ran Windows Update on my parents laptop about an hour ago Windows Update renamed 'My Computer' to 'All your computer are belong to Microsoft' and changed the system name to 'Skynet subnode 3964270017356334576934-X371N02'. Has anybody else experienced this?

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    1. Re:Bug in Windows Update? by plisskin · · Score: 1

      Not even close...my system name was set to 'Skynet subnode 3964270017346334513934-X321M12'.

  84. I'm only surprised that... by cmacb · · Score: 1

    ...this took so long too come to light. I mean, did anyone every really doubt that this was the case? I didn't.

    I just got off the phone with a friend who asked me if I wanted a "legit" $20 copy of Office for OS X. I told him "no thanks". People just don't "get" that for me, not running Microsoft products is not a sacrifice, but an improvement.

    Of course Apple, and OS X are probably doing the same damned thing, but I'm only running their OS until another couple of issues with Linux for the PPC get worked out and I'll ditch this baby too.

  85. Oh, hovv very Thoughtful of Them. by twitter · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Microsoft wants a safety switch in case this tool starts causing PCs around the world to explode. Thus the program checks with Microsoft once a day to see if it should shut itself off.

    Fan-fucking-tastic! M$ is finally going to turn off all their spambots and DDoS units that regularly explode their portion of the net. What? It does not do that and they don't care? Yep, no change detected.

    Here's the quickest way to turn off this Gary and Ace "tool".

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    1. Re:Oh, hovv very Thoughtful of Them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  86. A better quote for the article by cmacb · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    "'It's kind of a safety switch,' said David Lazar, who directs the Windows Genuine Advantage program."

    I stumbled on a better analogy though:

    No, it's kind of electrodes shoved up your customer's ass.

    Too bad that some people will be "shocked" to find out about it, but fitting that it keeps your companies reputation in the toilet, where it has been for some time.

  87. Microsoft's mouse driver also checks in daily by eric31415927 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you ever install the Microsoft mouse driver from the CD that accompanies the mouse, you'll find that it too calls in each day.
    Why does a mouse driver need to call in daily?

    A better question is: Why install the driver at all?
    Pretty well every version of Windows recognizes a Microsoft mouse with no need for drivers from the CD.

    1. Re:Microsoft's mouse driver also checks in daily by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Why does a mouse driver need to call in daily?

      Mice get lonely and need love too :)

    2. Re:Microsoft's mouse driver also checks in daily by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Microsoft WGA has every Windows computer on the planet hit the Microsoft servers each and every day.

      Microsoft mouse driver has every Windows computer on the planet hit the Microsoft servers each and every day.

      Clearly Microsoft is slowly and steadily deploying a DDOS against itself.

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  88. Fortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This communication can be turned off by deleting a DLL.

  89. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You have way too much free time on your hands.

    I mean, really, is your time of so little value that you'd rather spend it circumventing this (admittedly invasive) crap than just paying the MS tax and being done with it?

  90. The "Tool" is all theirs. by twitter · · Score: 0
    MicroSoft So why are we talking about their 'tools?'

    Ask the author Allison Linn who used the term no less than six times to describe the Garry and Ace (GA) piracy check "tool". She must have gotten the term from all of the Softies she talked to. They kept telling her that Windoze is not hard and that they want to put it in every computer in the world. Some 60% of those offered the tool accepted, wow.

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  91. McGruff the Crime Dog surrenders by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    I remember a TV advert when I was little where McGruff the crime dog taught kids the dangers of talking to strangers. Having your computer talk to Microsoft is like having your kids talk to John Wayne Gacy in full clown attire. You don't see the harm until it is too late.

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  92. Microsoft speaking with my computer? by x_MeRLiN_x · · Score: 0

    I've never heard that. They must speak really quietly..

  93. Spyware by lnxpilot · · Score: 1

    It's funny how there's all that talk about spyware on Windows.
    But Windows itself IS spyware, so I guess that makes all other spyware just "3rd party system utilities"? :)

  94. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by suckmysav · · Score: 1

    Yes, well the problem with this is that MBSA is only available to people who have already used Microsofts WGA tools to convince MS that they have a genuine copy of windows.

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  95. Don't set the bar too high, Billy Boy! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2, Funny
    "We're looking at ways to communicate that in a more forward manner," he said.
    Well considering the current standard is not at all it shouldn't be too hard to communicate it in a "more forward manner." Burying the disclosure in an .exe. somewhere, never to be shown to the average user, will meet their newly established criteria ...
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  96. With Windows, "My Computer" really isn't mine... by Vorondil28 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Long ago I renamed mine to "Bill's Computer." I just didn't feel like it was mine anymore. ='(

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  97. I use Zonealarm... by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

    And I noticed this after the latest WGA band-aid. It tries to gain access once per boot, and does not appear to be disable-able through msconfig. I've hit "deny" on the authorization popup so far, and have had no problems.

  98. WHAT?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "It makes people running pirated versions of windows especially nervous."

    Pirates nervous? You'll walk the plank for that ye lily-livered fruitcake!! Arggghhhhhh.

  99. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by students · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can integrate most anything into a Windows installer with The Unattended Windows Tutorial.

  100. EULA? by Enrique1218 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, yeah that is a good way to disclose something to the public. You can write in under your plan to assassinate the president and take over the world.

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  101. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

    it probably didn't when he downloaded it, or if it did, it was the easy-bypass one that didn't also install and app to constantly check

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  102. I zone alarm'd it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    zone alarm noticed M$ call back feature and I neutered it.
    Wish the same could to Bill and friends.

  103. Marketing opportunity by zCyl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And how long until their regular check-in procedure for whether or not your computer is running legal copies of software morphs into a marketing opportunity by linking your ip address to your windows registration for tracking purposes? It would be the ultimate cookie, since it could essentially link every Windows user on the internet to the purchaser of the windows license, no matter where the computer moves to. Companies would leap all over this database in backroom deals, since it could allow advertisers or other companies to know the full identity of users the moment they bring up a page.

    1. Re:Marketing opportunity by Barny · · Score: 1

      I know my internet connection doesn't get redialed a whole lot (bsd router) but it will change at least every time the power goes off and stays off for more than 20min thanks to my (and damn near any residential isp i know of) isp useing dynamic IPs.

      Locking each user into a single IP address would be stupid, there are not enough, and then what do you do with windows servers running multiple virtual IPs? or NAT routers and the pcs behind them? notebooks moveing between access points?

      Of course, if microsoft got hold of a TLD, say .micro, and EVERY windows that gets activated (or sold with bulk licenses) gets its own domain name, and host dyndns, now that could work, and makes it easy to block windows updaters at the server, just reverse DNS :)

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    2. Re:Marketing opportunity by Municipa · · Score: 1

      A lot of ISPs give you the same IP longer even if you shutdown for hours or days.

    3. Re:Marketing opportunity by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

      When installing Windows XP it is mandatory to ACTIVATE the software (if you plan on using it for more than 30 days). It is not mandatory to REGISTER it. Avoiding the latter step should avoid the kind of abuse you are talking about. You allow Microsoft to verify that you are using a genuine copy of Windows without providing specific details about who you are.

    4. Re:Marketing opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's the thing. You don't need a static IP address for this to work. The Windows "Genuine Advantage" check (and could someone please tell me where the advantages is) includes some identifying information. I know there's a hash for hardware involved, and I believe the key gets thrown in there somehow as well. The point is that the hash will pretty much be different on nearly any system except maybe one that is part of a huge bulk of exact same stuff, and I mean more of a corporate type setup than, say a Dell type setup. In other words, every time it checks out, it essentially tells Microsoft who you are. So if you are John Doe who bought Windows XP Home edition in March 5, 2005 connecting from IP 1.2.3.4 today, but connecting from 2.3.4.5 tomorrow, they still see that you are John Doe who bought Windows XP in March 5, 2005. (Not to mention whatever other personal info goes into the process.) In other words, this would provide online marketers precicely what they need for a true tracking that isn't reliant on cookies (which can only do so much depending on permission settings.)

      Mind you, I'm not so much worried about the marketers tracking us (though somewhat worried about the theoretical possibility of them being given all that personally identifying information.) The thing that bugs me is just the principle of the fact that MICROSOFT is tracking us. I mean, all the images of Bill Gates as a borg are not without basis. Microsoft just seems determined that they will eventually be able to know what anyone is doing, whether it is illegal or not, and just shut down your software on you if they THINK it may be illegal. In the past, my date has gotten set wrong before (I think due to time synchronization ignoring timezone or something stupid like that when I tried the NTP with the default setting of MS's servers) -- I don't want them to suddenly decide that I can no longer use my computer except for linux. You have to admit, if they control the OS, they can really cripple a lot of people. After all, what is a gamer's recourse? No offense to the linux gurus out there, but, linux sucks for the gamer. Practically nothing out there has a linux port, Wine/Cedega/whatever sucks even if you do know how to use it, and ATi users are given the shaft (though I must say I was dissapointed with nvidia performance in linux compared to the same game in windows as well last time I tried something that had a linux port on a nvidia card.) If they control the OS on so many systems, they can control a lot of people (yeah, if somehow MS got what they have tried so hard to get -- a complete monopoly -- they'd have the potential to basically own a large chunk of the world since they could bring a lot of civilzation down with a simple program. Assuming a virus didn't take advantage of the "feature" and do it first.)

      Speaking of viruses, to the people earlier, the reason such a virus hasn't been created yet is not because it won't get them money but because the genuine advantage check would be hard to intercept. It's not MS servers calling in to talk to your checker, it's your checker calling out to talk to them. It's easy to exploit a call in, but, a call out is very tough. Virus designers do NOT design viruses for money though. They get some kind of sick perverse pleasure out of causing as much damage as they can. It's their ultimate dream to hear on the news that some virus they created took down an entire chain of banks or something (somehow the fact that the FBI will later be knocking on the door -- with guns not fists -- doesn't come into the dream.) If this were easy to exploit, you can bet someone would have done it a long time ago indeed. As it is, we still can't be 100% sure that no one will figure out some exploit or MS won't decide to make a new checker that will let them phone in and then force everyone to use it. Frankly, I say just don't patch windows. Use linux or some other reliable operating system if you need servers. And have a real firewall, not the windows crap. If you have an old PC, j

    5. Re:Marketing opportunity by kjart · · Score: 1

      So, I go to my local Best Buy and buy a copy of Windows - how exactly does this tell Microsoft who I am? Last time I checked, registration was optional - so if someone is as paranoid as, say, you, they don't have to register.

    6. Re:Marketing opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just need to, at a later stage link the unique id created by activation with some other this info.

      (Say do an update to genuine advantage later on that sends your MS-Word info from registry later on).

    7. Re:Marketing opportunity by Barny · · Score: 1

      The check on hardware done by the activiation wizard isn't that in depth, same chipset MB (doesn't need to be same manufacturer) same manufacturer CPU (so sempron > athelon doesn't trigger it) is about all that is checked as far as i can tell (through many many system repairs/rebuilds).

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    8. Re:Marketing opportunity by Barny · · Score: 1

      Oh, and as to recording your name and details, where does MS do that in the activation process? Registration is voluntary for windows, they may know what your activation date was, which is not overly usefull, but thats it.

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    9. Re:Marketing opportunity by zCyl · · Score: 1

      That depends. Did you buy it with cash or with a credit card? Would you suddenly not buy it if it had an RFID tag inside the box? After you installed it, did you use MSN chat? Or did you use hotmail? Did you at any time while using that computer give your name or address to any company which you could envision MS forming a marketing partnership with? It's very easy to cross-link databases with large numbers of entries, as the biggest overhead is thinking to do it, and then purchasing access to the database for the appropriate price (perhaps a deal as simple as "let us access your userbase, and we'll let you link every visitor to your site with the real identity of that visitor").

      This has nothing to do with paranoia, this is just how the state of information availability is developing.

  104. Where the hell are the MS Fanbois on this??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I think I've read everything and I haven't seen a single comment of the form:


    Normally I dislike MS just as much as anybody, but this time I think they're doing the right thing. After all, you may not have pirated this copy of Windows yesterday, but what if you turned pirate today? I have to give them a pass on this, because it's just not a very big deal anyway. Also, I'll bet LInux Mac OSX both do this, too. All I can say is that MS has been good to me, so why fight it? Don't be so negative all the time. It seems like you haters have time to sit around all day writing comments, while we productive computer users have better things to do. /. is well known to be biased against MS, anyway.



    I mean, c'mon. Anything? Maybe you've heard that this is all just an urban legend, started by hippies? Please, guys? All I hear coming from the Northwest is crickets chirping!
  105. Re:...the hell? Too true by Flash13 · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft: Where do we want to take you today?"

    Surely that should be 'How do we want to take you today?'

    Microsoft can basically do whatever they want at the moment, sure, if they keep doing stupid stuff like this it's going to get at people, but, unless they start publicly exicuting pirates, it's going to take a LONG time for people to give up the only OS most of them know. Esp gamers and the like that quite alot of the time require windows, it's OK saying "you can wine it" etc but it's really not THAT simple.

  106. I am running... by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am running 3 copies of WinXP, and own 5 legal licenses. I still don't want MS invading my privacy. If the only thing your worried about is whether it annoys you or not, you shouldn't mind your neighbor putting a web cam in your shower as long as he covers the little red light.

    1. Re:I am running... by Himring · · Score: 1

      Back in the day we installed windows and got keys off dejanews and it worked and we were happy!!! But it crashed, and we were still happy!!! Now, well, it still crashes and you can't just get keys anymore and it phones home and stuff ... ok, ok, it sucks now and was better back then, but were still happy!!!

      A web in my shower eh? Once a month, some perv could get happy watching me I guess -- if he's into out-of-shape. Better use motion-detection too. Otherwise, lots of nothing week after week....

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    2. Re:I am running... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on using quite possibly the most inappropriate, out-of-proportion analogy I've seen on slashdot so far this year.

    3. Re:I am running... by spun · · Score: 1

      I concur. That analogy was as inappropriate and out-of-proportion as Hitler gassing the Jews just because they laughed at him in art school.

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    4. Re:I am running... by dimension128 · · Score: 1

      Well your correct, But let me clarify why this analogy is "out-of-proportion".. The camera doesn't have the ability to disable your shower if the entity watching it decides to. And that also means any 3rd parties who figure out the system, or maybe pay the camera owner enough, don't have that power. Otherwise, this analogy is perfect.

  107. Your sig--off topic, but it's been driving me nuts by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    This is way off topic, but it's been driving me nuts. Where is your sig from?

    --MarkusQ

  108. The daily check is different by Mr+44 · · Score: 1

    The daily check is different. It does check if your OS is "genuine" once every 90 days (still more than 1 time), but the daily check is a kill-switch on the checker, not the OS. At least according to TFA.

    1. Re:The daily check is different by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Anyone around deluded enough to think that won't be the next step?

      Anyone?

    2. Re:The daily check is different by spun · · Score: 1

      I am that deluded. To be the next step, it would have to have not happened yet. ooooooWEEEEEooo! /takes off tinfoil hat

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    3. Re:The daily check is different by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Yep, because there is already problems with legitimate copies getting warnings. If they disabled the OS on these machines, that might piss off enough people to make them think about switching. So far the only stories I have heard about broken systems are numbnuts who go messing with system files and wonder why Windows doesn't boot any more....

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  109. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by cartel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This seems pretty cool. So does this allow you to "install" programs into the ISO file (i.e., not install it in your current Windows installation)? If so, I guess this is better than imaging your harddrive, eh?

  110. I don't understand.. by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

    Why does WGA have to talk back home? "Your copy of Windows may have been, according to our records. ARRG. Press "OK" to uninstall Windows." Nah, I'm sure they just flash a scary popup to the general public and they have to phone in to get ti fixed and that's some nice $$$ right there.

  111. remote deauthorization by johnrpenner · · Score: 5, Insightful


    if microsoft can remotely 'unlegitimize' a copy of windows,
    couldn't a virus or worm massively remotely cripple loads of machines
    by exploiting this...?

    1. Re:remote deauthorization by Poltras · · Score: 5, Informative
      Actually it can, quite easily... with administrative rights, it can cripple most of your registry and many drivers/dlls (even those unchecked by Windows) and then reboot the machine :) that would work quite efficiently.

      The goal of many viruses is not to destroy stuff, but simple other goals such as:

      • Make money over advertisement (adware).
      • Botnets, in order to attain other goals (DoS, attacks, etc)
      • Get passwords, credit cards number and other information which could be useful.
      • Leave a message (think MSBLAST.exe kind). What better way to tell "I <3 you" than with the gift of a virus?
      A destroyed installation of Windows does not serve much...
    2. Re:remote deauthorization by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A destroyed installation of Windows does not serve much...

      Well, it could...

      Imagine, if you will, how Slashdotters are perceived: mostly Linux-fanatics, Microsoft-haters, bloody communists etc.
      Is it not possible that some of us created a virus as a mere propaganda tool to make people turn away from Windows?

      It wouldn't be that difficult - just create a tiny program that would check for unpatched and unprotected computers. Nothing virus-like in checking whether certain software is present on one's computer, right? And if it isn't, one ping of 'No.' won't make a large impact on network traffic. Then present the computer with a pop-up window which will install the actual program (porn or a Windows error would probably work best here as well). Then, on a certain date (sadly, 6/6/06, although very symbolic, passed without any such occurence), all unprotected computers just activate the installed "system modifier".

      Even if most companies are unaffected, watch them slowly turn away from Windows.
      Maybe not after the first attack, but after the second or third?

      The question is: if we all really are such anti-social techno creeps, why haven't we done that already?

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    3. Re:remote deauthorization by Poltras · · Score: 1
      The question is: if we all really are such anti-social techno creeps, why haven't we done that already?
      Because some people at Symantec or Norton have a better paycheck than you and me ever will?
    4. Re:remote deauthorization by thej1nx · · Score: 1
      Oh ?

      How about cyber warfare ? or cyber terrorism ?

      Think of it this way...

      "Wall street, give me all your money or I deauthorize all your windows terminals and completely disrupt your stock exchange".

      or ... just virus/worms coded to launch attacks against windows machines on key networks from certain enemy nations ? say North Korea or China ?

    5. Re:remote deauthorization by Poltras · · Score: 1
      been done? if so, didn't work much. cyber terrorism is still ahead of us, though a real threat. For now it's mainly just email communication between old-school terrorist, which shouldn't be considered cyber warfare.

      But hey, with Vista everything's gonna be alright right? ;)

    6. Re:remote deauthorization by jimicus · · Score: 2, Funny
      The question is: if we all really are such anti-social techno creeps, why haven't we done that already?

      The answer is: There is a difference between being antisocial and being downright sociopathic.

      Also I can't think of anything worse than having to understand Windows sufficiently to write such a worm. Urrgh, I feel dirty even thinking about it. I'm off to take a shower in Jeyes Fluid. (Lysol for you US folks).
    7. Re:remote deauthorization by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I didn't think they needed any help...

    8. Re:remote deauthorization by baldass_newbie · · Score: 2, Funny

      'm off to take a shower in Jeyes Fluid. (Lysol for you US folks).

      Thanks for clearing that up. Before I read the parenthetical, I was thinking about how perverted all you Brits are...
      NotthatImagainstthatmindyou.

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    9. Re:remote deauthorization by stevey · · Score: 1
      A destroyed installation of Windows does not serve much...

      But imagine if security updates couldn't be applied to "pirated" installations of Windows. Suddenly by trashing the legitimacy of a machine they could prevent security holes from being patched - making further/future exploits easier to conduct.

    10. Re:remote deauthorization by smcleish · · Score: 1

      It's something that seems obvious to me but I've never seen comments on it (maybe my reply threshold on Slashdot is set too low), that we're always seeing virus/worms/malware/zombie nets as something used by criminal hackers, but presumably they're as important a tool in "legitimate" warfare. Does the CIA own your Windows box? What viruses have MI5 created?

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    11. Re:remote deauthorization by Poltras · · Score: 2, Informative
      they could prevent security holes from being patched - making further/future exploits easier to conduct.
      That's not to your advantage to do so. A normal way to conduct a successful exploit is to establish a basecamp which can call home and so you can have a certain control (normally done through reverse shell connection or UDP/ping/DNS tunneling to bypass firewalls). Once you have a basecamp, you have no problem getting back on the machine to perform whatever task you want. Then, it is important that you stay (except in certain cases, think adware automation) the sole possessor of the PC, so many real hackers (no script kiddies) even patch the system and remove vulnerabilities, in order to protect their loot.

      Then again, it could be a goal in itself to keep machines unpatched, but mainly to pass a message. Disabling normal functionnalities (why my update don't work now?) should be a first hint that you may have unwanted code on your system, though.

    12. Re:remote deauthorization by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It has been happening. And still it wont change anything. For a simple reason people will not get fired for choosing Microsoft.
      You install Windows it gets hacked or a virus infects the network then that is considered a risk of using a computer. If they installed Linux or some lesser known OS. It gets hacked or a worm hits it or it crashes for some reason even it if it minor, I am sure you will have a serious talking to with your managers at best, and they may possibly fire you especially if you really fought hard to get this platform in.

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    13. Re:remote deauthorization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's what they did in Independence Day

    14. Re:remote deauthorization by melvin+xavier · · Score: 1

      Anybody else smell a class action law suit in the air? You slashdotters should seriously start going to law school in droves- I'm sure Microsoft does something every day you could sue them for.

    15. Re:remote deauthorization by jank1887 · · Score: 2, Funny

      So... let me see if I interpret your statement correctly. For a successful exploit, I need to: (a) establish a basecamp (install a program with enough priveleges) on the machine. (b) be able to call home at regular intervals (c) have the ability to do what you want with the system Check, check, and check. Looks like MS Genuine Advantage tool has already pwned us all.

    16. Re:remote deauthorization by leifbk · · Score: 1
      "Wall street, give me all your money or I deauthorize all your windows terminals and completely disrupt your stock exchange".

      I don't think Bill G. or even Steve B. would have put it quite that bluntly in public.

      --
      I used to be a sceptic. These days, I'm not so certain.
    17. Re:remote deauthorization by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, but it would require a security hole in Windows, and we all know that here are far too many of them for a malicious hacker to find the right one.

    18. Re:remote deauthorization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always wondered about the opposite: why doesn't Microsoft make Linux worms and exploits. After all they keep repeating Linux is not so secure. Maybe they are waiting for some more adoption, so that their attempt makes more damage.

    19. Re:remote deauthorization by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can only assume that somewhere in the bowels of the NSA exists an "Office of Cyber-Warfare," and within that office is someone tasked with writing and keeping up-to-date the nastiest, most destructive computer and network worms ever. If there's no explicit law against a particular weapon, I think it's a good assumption to make that the U.S. has one (or three, or five thousand).

      That said, I'm not sure if initiating a computer-virus war would really be a good idea. It seems like we're definitely throwing stones out the window of a glass house there; do we really want to give our enemy a really good virus that they could tweak and throw back at us? Especially given the totally inappropriate places we use Windows? I think it's a mode of warfare that we have more to lose than to gain by employing, versus practically any other enemy.

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    20. Re:remote deauthorization by Peter+Mork · · Score: 2, Informative

      What gave you the impression that this article pertains to 'remote deauthorization' or 'unlegitimization' of Windows? TFA describes how the anti-piracy tool can be shut down remotely. Basically, the developers weren't sure if the anti-piracy software would have unforeseen consequences, so they built in a mechanism for shutting it down.

    21. Re:remote deauthorization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it only has to set one file on the system to read only to create a mass of chaos. ie: cost end users time and money chasing up bogus priracy alerts - http://paulcoddington.info/

    22. Re:remote deauthorization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you dont have to install it, and it can be unistalled, and also, do you think people in MS are sitting around reading anything that comes off your PC??

    23. Re:remote deauthorization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think a worm can cripple a computer more than windows itself can? I bet Microsoft will probably unleash an automated upgrade of Vista to punish the pirates!!

    24. Re:remote deauthorization by ratsg · · Score: 1


      as if that had ever been a problem??

    25. Re:remote deauthorization by orasio · · Score: 1

      I feel insulted by your portrayal of me. You said a lie.
      I'm no Linux fanatic. I'm a GNU fanatic, thank you very much. I just _like_ GNU/Linux.

    26. Re:remote deauthorization by VoiceOfDarkness · · Score: 1

      Who needs to write a program? Just use the script that Microsoft kindly provides in KB918342 to change the license key to a known bad key.

    27. Re:remote deauthorization by JasonKChapman · · Score: 1
      That said, I'm not sure if initiating a computer-virus war would really be a good idea. It seems like we're definitely throwing stones out the window of a glass house there; do we really want to give our enemy a really good virus that they could tweak and throw back at us?

      Yes, actually. Historically, what prompts improved structural building codes? Earthquakes. What prompts the construction of decent flood-control systems? Floods. I can go on. Throughout history, people have chosen not to act to counter hypothetical threats. I'm willing to bet the first domesticated horse get out of the first barn before someone thought to put a door on it.

      You want a better level of security in the at-large computing world? You'll get it. Right after something seriously nasty happens to Joe Public. Until then, computer security hawks are all just Chicken Littles to the general public.

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    28. Re:remote deauthorization by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      Yes. The people worried about terrorists taking down or completely disabling the machines that they beleive are so important should see this as shit waiting to happen. Any software with a built in disable function should be seen with the same eyes as any good security engineer. Pure crap!

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    29. Re:remote deauthorization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, it seems, M$ is mounting a huge DDOS attack (daily) upon itself. good riddens.

    30. Re:remote deauthorization by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "Imagine, if you will, how Slashdotters are perceived: mostly Linux-fanatics, Microsoft-haters, bloody communists etc.
      Is it not possible that some of us created a virus as a mere propaganda tool to make people turn away from Windows?"

      If the first 100,000 viruses didn't make them change, I really don't believe 100,001 will.

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    31. Re:remote deauthorization by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      That may be so, but who here has the money to launch a 10 year possible million dollar case against MS?? Christ, even the US Department of Justice couldn't do it, what makes you think a fresh new nobody lawyer could??

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    32. Re:remote deauthorization by bheer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > The question is: if we all really are such anti-social techno creeps, why haven't we done that already?

      Jail time?

    33. Re:remote deauthorization by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      My point is, very few of those thousands of viruses were really dangerous.

      A really devastating virus, though, would be one which would edit all .xls files and turn every 3 into an 8. That would ruin businesses.

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    34. Re:remote deauthorization by lpq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you miss the point (or not).

      If you are saying that the WGA check is a virus and can behave like a virus in that it cause havoc, then yes, I agree.

      If you are saying "nothing has changed", I'd disagree. Each time software goes out to some "destination", there is an increased chance that it opens the system up to attack.

      If Microsoft's "viral WGA" check runs daily and both updates and downloads information, there is
      a chance each day of it getting it wrong and screwing up the system.

      It's another insecurity vector that is added to a system.

      Virus's have to have a way in. If you don't run interactively on a machine (so no email, no loading unknown binaries), and if the machine presents no services to the outside world, how do viruses/worms get in?

      The problem with Windows software is that most of it is untrustworthy -- it doesn't do what the manufacturers claim it will do, and often does things that are undocumented for (and unwanted by) customers.

      You want to put a dent in Windows virus's, worms, etc. Start distributing source. Let people
      build their own binary and be able to read the source to find out that the software performs as advertised.

      -l

    35. Re:remote deauthorization by austad · · Score: 1

      Actually, even without admin rights, an attacker could theoretically use DNS cache poisoning techniques and write a fake server that would remotely disable the machines that connected to it. DNS cache poisoning is NOT a thing of the past. Many ISP's are running Bind 4 and 8, and Microsoft DNS servers are still vulnerable to it.

      Poison a Comcast DNS server, or any other large ISP, and you effectively take out a huge portion of home users. At least, provided you figure out how the communication for this remote disabler thing works, and write something that mimics the legitimate server.

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    36. Re:remote deauthorization by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      Actually the funny bit would be all those IT managers doing a 'find and replace' to change all the 8's back to 3's to fix it...

  112. Re:Your sig--off topic, but it's been driving me n by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's from the novel "The Great Time Machine Hoax" by Keith Laumer.

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  113. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by timecop · · Score: 0, Informative

    overheard on irc:

      if you want to get rid of annoying WGA shit, search LegitCheck.dll for 8B8560FFFFFF and replace the first one (near offset 2E8EE) with 33C090909090

  114. Hmmm by grev · · Score: 1

    I don't have a wgatray.exe, cool.

  115. Twitter Links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  116. Microsoft needs to get its act together by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microsoft seems too dense to realize that they've squandered trust, and need to be above reproach like Caesar's wife (see Shakespear's "Julius Caesar" ;-)). That means that they need to make sure to disclose these kinds of things; failure to do so (before a third party does it for them) just makes them all the less trustworthy. This episode demonstrates sheer idiocy on their part.

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    -- "I never gave these stories much credence." - HAL 9000
  117. Voting machines use windows by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    I note that most vote talleying machines use windows software. By this I mean both the kiosk s you vote on and the central tabulation systems. In many cases the central tabulators are networked. In some cases the kiosks are.

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    1. Re:Voting machines use windows by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Pssst -- :s/senito/sentio/g

  118. Microsoft Talks Daily With Your Computer? by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1

    Microsoft can talk to my computer? Wow. I did not even know my computer can speak FUD!

  119. Re:Ethereal anyone? (making the command work) by Drahgkar · · Score: 1

    had to omit the brackets to make the route command work, so...route -p add 207.46.0.0 mask 255.255.0.0 [192.168.0.254] becomes route -p add 207.46.0.0 mask 255.255.0.0 192.168.0.254 Enjoy!

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  120. Talks daily to guess who? by mencomenco · · Score: 1

    All your computers are belong us..
    Reboot required
    Reboot required

  121. A whole pack of lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Talks Daily With Your Computer

    dice@entropy ~ $ uname -a
    Linux entropy 2.6.16-nitro-git9-dice1 #1 PREEMPT Thu Mar 30 15:23:13 PST 2006 x86_64 AMD Athlon(tm) 64 Processor 3200+ GNU/Linux

    No, they don't.

  122. is it a surprise? by nirnimesh · · Score: 0

    Windows also quietly checks in daily with the software maker
    ... And you didn't know this already?
    It cannot be performing complex computations during all the time that it takes. It has to contact its mothership for jurisdiction.

  123. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by advocate_one · · Score: 1
    It's interesting to note that in order to download this, you have to use the Windows Genuine Advantage tool...

    but it works perfectly using WINE on Linux... :)

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    Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
  124. It's called "Snitchie" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see haven't registered your copy of Windows. Would Snitchie to turn you in?

  125. For those of us behind a linux iptables firewall.. by saur2004 · · Score: 2

    Anybody know what port this dials home on?

  126. MS will fix it for you by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Supposing that the warning is legit, and not spyware (I can't tell you what to look for as I've never seen either one) MS will fix it for you. If you bought a computer with Windows installed on it, beleving it was legal, you just call up their activation division. You give them the details of where you got it and such, and they'll issue you a legit license of Windows at no charge. They are much more interested in shutting down shops that are faking Windows licenses than getting your $100.

    My bet is it's spyware or a virus. Best Buy is too large and stands to lose too much using illegit Windows copies.

    Also major OEM copies of Windows don't activate, they don't need to. They have their license burned in to their BIOS, and the install is customized to look for it. All the Gateways and Dells at work just need to be installed from their version of Windows (we have disks for each) and it never asks for a key, never activates. So I'm really guessing it's the spyware thing going on.

    For that, either try getting an anti-spyware tool (I recommend trying MS Defender, Spybot, and Adaware) or just do a restore. IF it's a new PC it should have a restore partition as those have become real popular as of late. Just back up her data, boot the system and press the button it tells you, F10 is a popular choice. It'll reinstall the OS, drivers and apps to the ship state. Then patch the system, but Defender and AVG (both free) on there and have your mom be more careful.

    By the way, the process of getting Defender will give you a good idea if the message is real or not. Their site will check the WGA. If it passes, well you know that it's a legit copy.

    As I said, if it really turns out it's not legit, just call MS and get a legit one. They can take it up with Best Buy, if they wish.

    You can also uninstall the WGA tool that does the popups. I odn't remember the name of it, I run XP-64 which doesn't have WGA, but it should be in add/remove programs.

  127. Firefox does this too by LS · · Score: 1, Troll

    You all know that Firefox, BY DEFAULT, checks for updates and installs them before letting the user know right?

    Where are the cries of foul here?

    LS

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    There is a fine line between being a cultivated citizen and being someone else's crop. - A. J. Patrick Liszkie
    1. Re:Firefox does this too by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      You all know that Firefox, BY DEFAULT, checks for updates and installs them before letting the user know right?

      Where are the cries of foul here?


            Actually I had to give Firefox permission to bypass my firewall. It seems that Windows goes right under the firewall through svchost.exe. Still this is no surprise. After all even the printer spooler wants to phone home from time to time. To get back to your point though, I don't agree with ANY program phoning home unless I was told why, and gave permission for it.

            The marketing people must be laughing their asses off at that "Trusted Computing" phrase they invented. The future looks even more "trustworthy" indeed. Very Orwellian.

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    2. Re:Firefox does this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Firefox collects your HDD serial numbers and other personal identifiable information every day and sends it out while lying to you about its content purpose and use?

      Wow yet another reason im glad I dont use that half-arsed copy of wannabe-opera that everyone seems to think is so innovative.

  128. oo fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  129. Re:Your sig--off topic, but it's been driving me n by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's with that wheel?

    it's been driving me nuts.

    Yarr!

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    "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  130. I knew it! by Antarius · · Score: 2, Funny

    I knew it! I knew that there was something going on!

    I always thought it was too co-incidental when things crashed.

    Now we know - Windows and MS's servers are whispering quietly to each other:

    MS: "Psst... Is it inconvenient yet?"
    Win: "Nah, not yet."
    MS: "What about now?"
    Win: "Just hang on a minute... Pardon the pun."
    MS: "What's happening now?"
    Win: "Well, he's up to 20 pages now and he hasn't hit Ctrl+S to save..."
    MS: "And Autosave?"
    Win: "Who do you think I am? I made sure that was disabled ages ago! When should I go?"
    MS: "...Wait for it.... Wait..... NOW!"

    STOP 0x0000001E (4a4a4a4a4a, 4a4a4a4a4a, 4a4a4a4a4a, 4a4a4a4a4a) KMODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED

    Win: "ROFL! He's screaming and kicking the desk! Aw man, you should have seen him hit the monitor! What a wanker!"


    Now we know...

  131. Is there a way to phone home simultaneously? by master_p · · Score: 1

    Is there a way to make the phone call at exactly the same hour every day? Microsoft will not be very happy about it, after all.

    Not only that, but can we force the report to be send multiple times? just to be sure data won't get lost on the way home.

  132. So obligatory, yet missed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, computer talk to Microsoft
    But truly, it's the client talking to the server, computer to Microsoft. So perhaps the other way around would be a little more suiting and scarier? :)

  133. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  134. How to avoid it all by allforcarrie · · Score: 1

    Here is how i avoided it. Google how to bypass the genuine check, run windows update and dont install WGA. It is that easy, if you dont install the update you dont get the dumb program. Also, NEVER let windows update automaticly do anything.

  135. Even better solution: by ShimmyShimmy · · Score: 1

    Even Better Solution:
    Just opt-out of the "genuine advantage" crap. Seriously, what does this "non-pirated advantage" give you anyway? Crappy updates to WMP10 that you don't want anyway? Security updates are (supposedly, I think) available for every computer. What else... Royale theme? Wow, the colors look a little different.
    I've actually be anti-virus free, windows update-free, and "genuine advantage"-free. Haven't gotten a virus or worm in over 2 years. Good alternative to updates, etc:

    (a) not being a dumbass regarding email attachments, etc
    (b) Peerguardian 2

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  136. This is why you should have set it to: by Atario · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Notify me but don't automatically download or install them". (In Control Panel -> System -> Automatic Updates.)

    Then you can pick and choose which updates you want, and when you decline one, it pops up a message in which you can check "Never ask me again".

    Too late for those who trusted Microsoft, though...now you have to do a lot of registry tweaks and stuff.

    --
    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
    1. Re:This is why you should have set it to: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, worse than that.

      I DID tell it to not install and never notify me again.

      Now every time I run Windows Update it tells me that I've disabled a vital security patch and don't I really want to go back and re-enable it?

    2. Re:This is why you should have set it to: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Too late for those who trusted Microsoft, though...now you have to do a lot of registry tweaks and stuff."

      Or you can you can try this nifty little program that does it all for you. It's genuine advantage fix method number 13 of 16 from this page. That's probably the easiest method, but you might want to check the rest of them out, they're pretty interesting.

  137. The real question is if it is dirty talk... by kezze · · Score: 1

    n/t

  138. more about mbsa.. by giorgosts · · Score: 1

    You forgot to mention that WGA validation is required to download mbsa.msi. you can google it, but the latest version (2) ends up somewhere in China, not at download.microsoft.com

  139. Javascript afficionado? by Atario · · Score: 1

    Being a VB dork, I should probably name mine "Me".

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    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
  140. Give it a couple more years.. by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2

    1. Get people used to OS phoning home
    2. Get bill passed to allow remote killing of PCs (NB, am big corp so should be easy)
    3. Install 'innocent' patch
    4. ???
    5. Profit!

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  141. Confused by alexhs · · Score: 4, Funny
    Then, on a certain date (sadly, 6/6/06, although very symbolic, passed without any such occurence)

    Excuse me, in what order did you write that date ?
    • American way : June 6th 2006
    • European way : 6th June 2006
    • Asian way : 2006 June 6th
    • Alien way : 6th 2006 June

    When all numbers are below 12, it's quite hard to get a clue ;)
    Is it even 2006 ? 1906 and 1006 fits in too...
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    1. Re:Confused by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny
      Excuse me, in what order did you write that date ?
      Alien way : 6th 2006 June

      Ah, you have much to learn, young one...

      You were hoping to discern my location, political orientation and whatnot based on my date format?

      Do you really think I would let on that I'm an alien in such an obvious way?

      When you see a flying saucer in front of your house, that's when you'll know we've come for you...

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      Ignore this signature. By order.
    2. Re:Confused by Stackster · · Score: 1

      The ISO 8601 standardized way:
      2006-06-06

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      There are 010 kinds of people. Those who understand octal, those who don't, and 06 other kinds of morons.
    3. Re:Confused by plague3106 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Its pretty easy to figure out he meant 2006.

      Reversing the 6 for day and month doesn't change the date. It will still be June 6, regardless of the first being month or day.

    4. Re:Confused by jonadab · · Score: 2, Funny

      > You were hoping to discern my location, political orientation and whatnot based on my date
      > format? Do you really think I would let on that I'm an alien in such an obvious way?

      It's not so much a question of _where_ you are as it is _who_ you are. Things like your physical location, phenotype, voting history, and so forth, those are things we already know, but they are merely incidental details. It's the contents of your mind we're really interested in, and little things like how you respond to a question about date formats are more revealing than you think...

      > When you see a flying saucer in front of your house, that's when you'll know we've come for you...

      Very interesting. Subject responds with threats when minor information about his identity is disclosed...

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    5. Re:Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have a PhD or something.

    6. Re:Confused by operagost · · Score: 1
      6-JUN-2006

      My brain runs VMS.

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    7. Re:Confused by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's *3006*... I'm from the future, you insensitive clod! ;)

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  142. Let me spell it out for you: CALEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, if encryption is a munition then by the same logic a PC is a telephony switch and CALEA applies. The vast expense of monitoring all IP traffic could well be wasted if everyone starts to use encryption. The government clearly needs to have a key logger on every PC or at least a way to install one. You may recall an anti-trust case against Microsoft that seemed to come to a pointless conclusion. Since then we've gotten the Patriot Act. It may well contain a clause that could be interpreted as a mandate for Microsoft to put all windows PCs into a vast bot-net. But, hey, if that's that it takes to catch pukes like those ass-holes in Canada.....

  143. Virus scenario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A virus could use one of the "Product-Key Changer" scripts (see http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=328874) to install a pirated product key on every infected computer (whiping all traces of the original key).

    This would render millions of genuine installations indistinguishable from pirated installations. What a mess for Microsoft! They would have to immediately "kill forever" the WGA helper, and maybe even remove the WGA check on Windows Update.

    Such a virus would be a hard lesson to learn for the writers of all kinds of automated "genuine" checks.

    Regards,
    M.

    1. Re:Virus scenario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good idea, mod up!

    2. Re:Virus scenario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah... I now have my weekend project!

  144. Low-level phoning by LoonyMike · · Score: 0
    For the upcoming versions (critical update, BTW), the phoning will be done low level, bypassing any firewalls or blocking route table entries.
    Reason: to allow the tool to safely shut down, even in the presence of hostile 3rd party software.

    Wanna bet?

  145. Patch to disable reporting now available! by kitzilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've discovered a patch which disables Windows' "phone home" reporting. It's a fairly large download, but it seems to work.

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    1. Re:Patch to disable reporting now available! by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      It's a fairly large download, but it seems to work.

            Or you can order it and get it for free in the mail :)

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  146. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  147. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Informative

    So does this allow you to "install" programs into the ISO file

    Yes, that's exactly what it's for. I did this when I last upgraded my PC, because I was going SATA RAID, knew that the drivers wouldn't be available on my XP Pro CD (it predates SP1), and couldn't be bothered to buy a floppy drive (I've not had one for years). I integrated the drivers, Service Pack 2 and a few other hotfixes.

    Have a look at this article, which details using nLite to perform the slipstreaming (note that the link in the article is dead for me).

    It took me a couple of goes to get right, but ultimately that was my fault for not paying proper attention. The tool itself is pretty cool, and lets you integrate pretty-much anything appropriate into the installation CD, as well as allowing you to set defaults, including the product key; if you wish, you can make a completely unattended setup disk - literally allowing you to boot off the CD and walk away.

  148. Shocking? by vga_init · · Score: 1

    No.

    We all knew this was going to happen sooner or later. Many of us thought it had already been going on. Few of us are surprised.

  149. Microsoft Talks Daily With Your Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's "Your Computer Talks Daily With Microsoft".

  150. Offtopic, but someone should say it... by WgT2 · · Score: 1
    ...have a better paycheck than you and me ever will?

    Speak for yourself!

    With that attitude that's exactly what you'll likely end up with. Unless you dream about __fill-in-the-blank__ then, fine, give in and don't expect good things to come your way or to become of your best efforts.

    Otherwise keep those curses to yourself.

    1. Re:Offtopic, but someone should say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      uh... are you a bot or you really didn't read the whole conversation? I was making a POINT, not whining that I have a bad salary. Maybe you could keep on topic and make a point.

      <out-of-topic>In reality, I'm really satisfied about what I do everyday. I'm making a difference. Getting to the top of the salary scale might give you money, but I prefer to share with smart people and be part of the talented ones. Security tech has given me enough of both. I'm a happy man. What about you?</out-of-topic>

    2. Re:Offtopic, but someone should say it... by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      I'm actually starting a position on Monday that is a little more than 45% of a pay cut, for a little while. It still won't be up to where it currently is for a while (maybe even years).

      So, yeah, I'm extremely happy and I didn't even hate this job. Which means I'm not escaping to something else to get away from where I am now.

      And I stand by my previous statements... because they're accurate.

  151. No excuses by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes. If you fail to read the contracts you agree to, you may very well have your first-born taken away from you.

    By denying Microsoft the rights you agreed to granting them, you are indeed in breach of contract. You are not doing what you agreed to do, simply put.

    If you have a problem with this stuff - buy a Mac (and read the contract/EULA before you start using it) or run Linux (the same applies here).

    --

    Stop the brainwash

    1. Re:No excuses by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      Yeah well there are several problems with this, like:

      - Who said an EULA is equivalent of a contract (as in similarly enforcable, which is backed up by precedent)?
      - No contract is above law, if law and contract collides, the contract is void.

      I know you were talking about selling your first born methaphorically, but others mentioned things like MS forcing you through EULA to use only their operating system, etc.

      --
      It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
      Be yourself no matter what they say
    2. Re:No excuses by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Yes. If you fail to read the contracts you agree to, you may very well have your first-born taken away from you.

      Continuing the stupidity I see? The only way to terminate your parental rights is to file something with a court. A contract selling your child would not be legal, since its illegal to sell your child.

      By denying Microsoft the rights you agreed to granting them, you are indeed in breach of contract.

      I'm not aware of anything that reconizes an EULA as a contract.

      If you have a problem with this stuff - buy a Mac (and read the contract/EULA before you start using it) or run Linux (the same applies here).

      Great, then people will have a power hungry brick that doesn't do what they want it to.

    3. Re:No excuses by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1
      I'm not aware of anything that reconizes an EULA as a contract.
      Now there you are, unfortunately, ill-informed. For example, see ProCD v. Zeidenberg, where the shrink-wrap license was held to be enforceable. There are other cases which have gone the other way in other District courts, but at least in some places the law of the land is that they're good, so long as some form of objective consent is given. Until the USSC takes up the issue, there won't be harmonization between various areas of the country on it, though.

      But in general you're engaging in a lot of wishful thinking if you think you can just ignore EULAs and the court will defend you; depending on where you are, the Courts very well may see just the opposite.
      --
      "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    4. Re:No excuses by Al_Maverick · · Score: 1

      EULAs are not valid contracts. Not in most countries at least.

    5. Re:No excuses by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

      EULA is a contract - an agreement between two parties.

      Whether it is a valid, enforcable contract is another matter.

      But I have too much integrity to sign/tick off stuff with the express intention of breaking what I agreed to.

      As usual, your milage may vary.

      --

      Stop the brainwash

    6. Re:No excuses by StringBlade · · Score: 1

      Even if the court held the EULA is enforcable (and I didn't read the case, so I'm just going on your word) I'm sure that could easily be overturned in a higher court.

      The problem is that there's no way to associate a EULA with a single person. That is, there's no way to prove that Mr. X read and agreed to the EULA. This is especially true in the case of OEMs and pre-fab computers like Dell and Gateway. These manufacturers install Windows and often many other programs - clicking through the EULAs that the consumer of the machine will never see. I've not seen a printed or written EULA that's handed to me at Best Buy before I buy the computer. If I'm lucky enough to get the installation media with my PC, it's usually unopened and therefore I don't have to break any seals or agree to any terms by doing so -- someone else agreed to them already without my express knowledge or consent. And purchasing the computer without any counseling or written notification of the terms of usage, it cannot be held that I - as the purchaser of a new pre-fab PC - agreed to any specific licensing terms or agreements of the software installed by the OEM.

      For all I know, the EULA could have said I surrender the right to protection against unreasonable search and seizure, but I never had a chance to read it or agree to it before I started using the software. In particular, on pre-fab computers that don't even come with the installation media (very common nowadays) I don't even have the warning of a label on a CD jacket.

      My point is, you cannot be found in breach of contract if you didn't explicitly agree - in writing or some other personnally verifiable means -- to the terms of usage, and EULAs do not offer the appropriate means of verifying that the person who agreed to the EULA is the same person who is using the software.

      I suspect the case you site was very minor and the damages also very minor - not worth fighting at all or I suspect it would have been overturned on appeal.

      --
      ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
    7. Re:No excuses by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Just because a contract says something and I sign my name to it, doesn't necessarily mean that it's binding. For example, a contract cannot compell you to break the law. That's even assuming that EULAs and contracts are the same, which is doubtful at best.

      In short, even if my employment contract contained a clause giving my employer my daughter if I left their employ, doesn't mean that they'd get her when I quit. Even if they took it to court the clause would be ruled unenforceable.

    8. Re:No excuses by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      The software will not install if you do not agree to it. All the OEM Dells I buy for work upon the initial boot the first screen you see is the EULA agreement. No agree, no boot. If you got your system with Windows installed and you didn't agree, technically according to the (enforceable or unenforceable) EULA, you shouldn't be using it if you didn't agree to the terms. I'm not debating whether this is right, or will stand up in court, but just what MS says in the EULA. So according to MS, you are in breach of contract already if you are using their software without explicitly agreeing to the terms. A court may see things differently, but does any Joe Sixpack have the resources and funding to take on Microsoft in court? Good luck, you better pack a lunch...

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      "But this one goes to 11!"
    9. Re:No excuses by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....By denying Microsoft the rights you agreed to granting them, you are indeed in breach of contract.....

      Since when is a EULA a contract? A contract or agreement requires two or more CLEARLY IDENTIFIED parties giving their consent by a witnessed procedure. Why do REAL, enforceable contracts at least require signatures and, if the contracts are important, an official witness called an notary? How can it be proved WHO inserted a disk, clicked a mouse or ripped open a package? Someone should write a program that automatically approves all so called EULAs, without any user intervention. There is NO way to tell whether a robot or a human "agreed" to such legal nonsense.

      --
      All theory is gray
    10. Re:No excuses by esper · · Score: 1
      MS EULAs now have a clause stating that the person who agrees to it is the only person authorized to use the computer? There are a lot of families and businesses are gonna get busted on that one - if it's true.


      (Nice to know that I'm not legally allowed to use Windows are work, since I didn't click an EULA on my workstation, though. I'm sure my boss will be real disappointed when I tell him about it. Especially since it means that nigh-on every one of the company's thousands of employees are no longer allowed to do their jobs.)

    11. Re:No excuses by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Your business is the one that agreed with the EULA. Same as when I install Windows on all the machines at my job - the end users didn't agree, but someone did, which is my point. The software will not install if somebody doesn't agree. A big part of my job is making sure I have licenses for all the software installed on all the machines here. Do you personally own your computer at work?? Didn't think so, so it is the owner's responsibility to legally license the software.

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    12. Re:No excuses by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

      Unless you want it to moo and get hot, which the new laptops apparently do quite well.

      --
      In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.
    13. Re:No excuses by esper · · Score: 1

      How does that square with your statements in the post I originally replied to that "If you got your system with Windows installed and you didn't agree, technically according to the (enforceable or unenforceable) EULA, you shouldn't be using it if you didn't agree to the terms." (emphasis yours) and "So according to MS, you are in breach of contract already if you are using their software without explicitly agreeing to the terms."? That looks an awful lot like two statements that only the person who accepts the EULA is allowed to use the machine. Which is a ridiculous claim to make, so I took the opportunity to ridicule it.

      For the record, though, I have a Windows machine at home that I use for gaming, which never asked me to click on an EULA, so I didn't agree to it. I agree that, in the real world, all that matters is that somebody clicked "Agree" on the EULA, as you said in the later post. And that's the problem with EULAs (well, one of them): Somebody clicked "Agree", but that doesn't mean it was the owner of the machine. It could have been a previous owner. It could have been a tech at Dell or a service desk. It could have been the owner's 3-year old daughter. It could have been my cat walking across the keyboard. Neither Microsoft nor the owner has any way of knowing.

    14. Re:No excuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have installed Windows many times without agreeing to their EULA. Sometimes I edit the EULA.TXT file to say "You agree that this is basically pointless" (I copy the I386 folder to my hard drive to speed up the installation. Other times I set the unattended installation script up to skip it. Note that the setting for this is something like OEMSkipEULA, not OEMTacitlyAgreeToEULAOnCustomersBehalf. Your assertion that the software simply will not install without you agreeing to the EULA is false.

    15. Re:No excuses by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      Yes. If you fail to read the contracts you agree to, you may very well have your first-born taken away from you.

      Nope. Human trafficing is illegal. You see, the government can and does put limits on what you can sign away. You cannot sign away your right to resell an OEM copy of windows, for example--even though Microsoft claims this is against contract and cowardly (or shrewd, I suppose) corps like eBay try to enforce the ban, it has absolutely no legal weight because of the First-Sale Doctrine (US Copyright Act, section 109.)

      It *is* just a piece of text. Just because something is written in there doesn't make it legal or enforceable.

  152. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    I heard horror stories of people with 'acquired' versions of Windows XP who went to the 'new' 'Windows Update' service and ended up with an annoying tray icon constantly reminding them that their version of XP is pirated.

    Horror stories? I'm sorry, but really I feel as much sympathy for those who pirate software as I do for a company the size of MS whose software is pirated.

    You don't want to have to put up with the systray icon? Pay for your damn software. Don't want to pay for it? Don't use it. That not acceptable to you? Fine, but stop whining about MS deciding that actually, they don't like piracy after all.

  153. It happened to me!!! by BamZyth · · Score: 1

    Two days ago on startup I got a message telling me that my version was not genuine. I almost fell down my chair in surprise and then got really mad. I bought my genuine windows XP DVD for about 300 CAN$ more than 4 years ago. I think it is unfair to label me as a pirate. 6 months ago I renewed completely my hardware and even had to call microsoft in order to re-register and activate my windows copy. They screwed up big time on that one. The last thing a paying customer wants to hear is : "Hey you're a thief!". At this moment, I'm really trying to see the advantage I had in buying the software. Maybe next time, I'll just do like what others did... Can't they just give me a break?

    1. Re:It happened to me!!! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      At this moment, I'm really trying to see the advantage I had in buying the software.

      I assume the advantage is being able to run the software you want with just about any hardware you will buy in the future.

    2. Re:It happened to me!!! by Criterion · · Score: 1

      How does that make it an advantage? I can assure you there are plenty of people that did not buy it that can do exactly the same thing.

      --
      We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
  154. Is there a Linux version of this? by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Or will it work with Wine? I think I could have some fun with this... :)

  155. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by db32 · · Score: 1

    My wifes Dell computer shat all over itself...YAY windows... So we couldn't locate her original install disks, so we just slapped windows from anothe source and pressed on. Now that stupid WGA crap popped on and is being a pain. So I call MS "Hey...I have a valid license here, but we had to do an emergency restore before we could find the original disk and key. What can I do to make this thing quit complaining" Their answer (as it is to most windows problems "Reinstall windows". Ok...so you bastards slap some silly bullshit spyware crap on my computer, it starts causing problems, and then your fix action is "Reinstall". So now I can either reinstall, and pray that this XP disk survives all of its updates without being infected, taking days to recover everything that was installed and updating everything, or I can let it go and hope that MS doesn't decide to start disabling things with their silly WGA crap, or I can try the disable hacks and hope that solves the problem.

    After this shit MS address space is getting blocked at my firewall. I will download critical updates manually from some other network and bring em on disk, but I am sick of this phone home crap.

    --
    The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
  156. Order Sixty-Six by berenixium · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Commander Ballmer ... The time has come, execute Order Sixty-Six."
    "Understood, Emperor Bill. Right, lock 'em in, guys, it's remoting time!"

  157. Could this be a test case? by The+Evil+Evil+Muppet · · Score: 1

    I had a think about this earlier in the day, and realised that the privacy concerns are possibly quite secondary to what the WGA tool's behaviour could lead to. Effectively, this could become a test case for more invasive measures from our friends at Microsoft in the name of revenue protection and customer service. It further highlights the fact that EULAs are rarely read by most people, and even less frequently understood. Effectively, I sum up my thoughts here: http://blogs.itoperations.com.au/chris/general/mic rosofts-fueling-of-the-fud/

  158. Not my computer... by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 1

    Thankfully, Microsoft isn't talking daily with *my* computer. See my sig.

  159. HIPAA/SEVIS ? by forsetti · · Score: 1

    Is this transaction between my system and MS encrypted? I need to be able to determine the contents of this transaction, to prove that no sensitive data (HIPAA/SEVIS/FERPA) is leaving my system.

    Or, maybe I can use this to finally convince my management that sensitive information does not belong on a MS system, as we may never know when MS will peruse our data. I do not honestly expect MS to ever actually browse our data, but unless I can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that these "phone home" transactions do not, and will never, contain data, how can I trust this system? What if MS decides in their infinite wisdom to send debugging info home, and that contains a memory dump including even a single user record, containing name, address, SSN ... ?

    Gotta love OSS - at least there is a code audit path, should I need to supply proof of behavior.

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    10b||~10b -- aah, what a question!
  160. Madness I tell you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness.

    Arguing with yourself is the second sign of madness.

    Talking with Microsoft is the third and final sign of madness.

    Our computers are all crazy I tell you.... CRAZY!

  161. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    so we just slapped windows from anothe source and pressed on.

    See, that was your mistake right there. You have slightly more sympathy from me - at least you actually had a licenced copy of Windows. However, you weren't using it. You *should* have contacted Dell and requested a valid restore disk set, or failing that, just stored your own one in a safe place.

    Bottom line though is that you knowingly used an unlicensed copy of Windows and are now paying the price for it. In fact, I can only assume that you installed a version you weren't licenced to use (eg Pro rather than Home); or had the coa sticker come off the laptop too?

  162. check what you're updating by whalewatcher · · Score: 1
    I've been mistrustful of Microsoft's automatic updates ever since it scrambled my labtop's settings for use with the university network. The IT guys told me to 'not update without checking first, for god's sake!' and I'm glad that I did!

    A few weeks ago, my computer told me that MS has released the first of their updates which check for pirated copies of Windows and comes up with little nag screens if it decides that you have one. The blurb told me that this software could not be removed. I refused the update (and all that followed because--guess what--it gets worse) and we are in the process of changing to Ubuntu Linux. I would be very happy with it, if only my broadband modem would work--do the newer versions now include the proper modem driver?

    About the software 'phoning home', hasn't it always done so? It's not just Windows, it's all sorts of 'handy' applications from what I heard.

  163. We at Micro$oft by WolfZombie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Dear Customer,
    We at Micro$oft have decided that you have been driving in an illegal manner in your car. Therefore we have decided to disable your vehicle until you stop driving in illegal manners. No, we do not care that you are currently traveling 70 MPH on the interstate; you are going to be shut down. We are not responsible for any side affects caused by this disablement, or in the event that this is a false positive on your illegal driving manners.

    Thank you customer, and remember you can avoid this in the future by purchasing our fully disabled Vista vehicle for a low one time price** of $X.
    Micro$oft

    **One time price is subject to the Micro$oft licensing policy and the vehicle may be disabled at anytime if the EULA changes with or without user notice.

  164. Don't usually comment on these, but by ursabear · · Score: 1

    while(Microsoft.doesDumbThings){
    yellAtMicrosoft();
    }

    I figured that Windows was always in touch with the mother ship, but still, further evidence of the OS checking on me offends me. I paid for the copy of Windows on my winbox (not my primary computer, but my "make sure it works on Windows" test computer), and I don't need to be judged and constantly re-judged.

    I don't need the GWA tool to constantly update itself - I think one verification is enough (and seems too much to me anyway).

    I'm very proud of Bill Ball (of Ernie Ball Musical Stuff) for dumping the entire Microsoft line and going to less draconian stuff. He's got real integrity, a great business model, excellent products, and is doing just fine without Microsoft trying to "make sure his licenses are up to date and optimal", thank you very much.

    1. Re:Don't usually comment on these, but by suman28 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you got error!
      while(Microsoft.doesDumbThings){ yellAtMicrosoft(); }

      javax.servlet.jsp.JspException: No getter method for property doesDumbThings of bean org.apache.struts.taglib.html.BEAN

  165. Yet another reason not to get MS... by borgheron · · Score: 1

    Geez... when will it end. Oh, the humanity. :)

    GJC

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    Gregory Casamento
    ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  166. How do we fix it? by TFGeditor · · Score: 0

    All this hand-wringing and pontificating about the evils and abuses of Microsoft is fine and good, but how do we fix it? What program do we disable or ports do we block to keep Gates and Balmer out of our private business?

    --
    Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
    1. Re:How do we fix it? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      but how do we fix it?

            Two words: Informed consent. Just like they make us doctors do with the patients. Not buried somewhere between paragraph 587 and 589 of an EULA either. An up front, understandable, HONEST request for PERMISSION to do this and full disclosure of what kind of information is transmitted - EVERY TIME it wants to transmit. And if this is too nagging because the program wants to do it every day, then the default option is NO, until I give it permission.

            This is my machine and I want to know exactly why it communicates with other machines, regardless of whose software my machine runs. And if I don't agree with said communication, I want to be able to stop it. Otherwise I want to be able to bill software companies for using up my CPU time. Hey if they can "license" software instead of sell it, why can't I "lease" my CPU to run their undisclosed programs?

      --
      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
    2. Re:How do we fix it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a word of warning - don't ever gather disciples; Bill will have you on the cross in no time. I agree with you - its OK if Bill wants his product to 'phone home ; its a free country. But if he sells us the product - and we pay for it - then he should ask politely if OUR software may 'phone him, giving his reasons. We should have the up-front choice and the default answer should be NO!

      By the way,you'll notice that I'm posting this anonymously. That's because I've got mod points today and I already modded two posts "funny" in this same discussion. I'm breaking the rules, I guess, but I wanted to answer your post - I am very strongly in favour of your point of view. Rules are made to be broken - sometimes. Have yourself a really good day, and remember (hint) Linux just works (if you don't mind learning) (hint).

  167. Slightly incorrect information by hausmaus · · Score: 1

    XPSP2 install, and it gives me direct (no WGA crap) links to download these updates.

    That's awful funny, I'm running W2K SP4 and when I tried to install MBSA, it insisted on wanting installing that "Genuine Advantage" crap first. I have a legit copy of W2K, but I sure the heck am not going to rob Peter to pay Paul with my machine. Thankfully, I never have any of that "genuine" crap popping up when I use Windows Update. Then again, I learned long ago to stay far far away from XP. Just my observations.

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  168. Re:Quicken and other must-haves by StringBlade · · Score: 1

    There is a product you can buy for cheap called CrossOver Office and it allows you to run a great number of Windows programs including the latest versions Quicken, MS Office, and other popular products. Not all of them behave 100% exactly the same since the software is really running on a re-implementation of the Windows APIs and not all of them are perfect yet, but as time rolls on and more people buy CXOffice their team implements more and more of the code necessary to run Windows software in Linux.

    Naturally, native software is better, but for those deal-breakers, maybe CXOffice can come to the rescue. Additionally, CodeWeavers donate their work back to the Wine project so if you're really hard up for cash, you can just download Wine for free and do the same thing. I do recommend trying CXOffice though - it has a graphical installer and configuration interface that makes it oodles easier to use than command-line Wine.

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  169. That's OK by hey! · · Score: 1

    Mine probably needs counselling.

    Maybe an intervention.

    Umm, make that electroshock therapy.

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    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  170. Interesting sig by StringBlade · · Score: 1

    Considering your sig, it's ironic that you repeat the brainwash that EULAs are contracts.

    Contracts are signed by both parties and are legally-binding documents. EULAs are a hollow threat at best but when coupled with enough FUD to make people believe that by clicking 'I agree' they're actually signing something (especially in the situation where you've already opened the software box and broken the seal and any number of other things that makes it very difficult - if not impossible in some cases - to return the software).

    When a EULA is held up in court as being a legally-enforcable contract, then I'll take your post seriously. But at this time, the only cases in which clicks count as signatures are for things like tax returns -- and usually those clicks are coupled with a personal code of your choosing so that at a later time they could verify that you did indeed agree to the terms when clicking because you 'signed' it with your PIN number. I have never seen a PIN number with a EULA before.

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  171. Re:Your sig--off topic, but it's been driving me n by TomsFingerKeys · · Score: 1

    I'll ruin it: It's from Keith Laumer's "The Great Time Machine Hoax", copyright 1963,64. Sorry ScrewMaster, but I had to do it. It is a pleasant surprise to find another Laumer fan on here though!

    Those of you unfamiliar with him, fix that by getting some Retief books from the library! He can be a little formulaic (okay, a lot formulaic), but it's always a great read.

  172. Not exactly an optional update by griffjon · · Score: 1

    It appears to be a required "upgrade" if you use the Windows or Microsoft Update site.

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    Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
  173. Agreed.... Could this be the year of the Peguin? by bdwoolman · · Score: 1

    Not bloody likely, but I am getting primed to jump ship by stuff like Genuine Advantage. As in "Microsoft is taking genuine advantage of me." I am not a big MS basher, but Redmond is getting worse and worse. I run Linux on my old box and am learning to do everything with it that I do with Windows. I really like it. The next rig I build might get bolted together with Linux in mind. Will I run Vista on that next upgrade? Not bloody likely... with Big Brother Bill peering in through the Windows.

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    "No fear. No envy. No meanness." Liam Clancy
  174. Should be illegal. by arrgster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If someone had a certain item stolen and then looked in your window and saw that similar item in your house, they do not have the right to break down your door and check the serial # to make sure it isn't theirs. Yet for some reason big software companies have to right to invade my personal property (my computer) to verify that I actually own the software. This totally bypasses our entire legal system and our constitution and I have no idea why they are getting away with it.

  175. I'm surprised it took so long to implement. by rdmiller3 · · Score: 1
    Does anyone else remember the "Bloom County" comic where Opus (the penguin) is sunbathing with Bill Gates? He was musing about how Bill could extort the whole world with the ability to shut down every Windows computer on the Internet. (Then Bill sits up, grabs his briefcase and says, "Uh, gotta go!" and Opus wonders whether he's started something evil.)

    So now every "genuine" copy of Windows calls home to Microsoft every day, to make sure it's still "genuine". Sure. That's all they're checking.

    And what if Bill's servers say, "no"?

    What if Bill's servers say, "How much would you pay to go anywhere today?"

  176. phoning home goes back to 2000 or more by babanada · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has phoned home for a long time. I've seen reports of this as early as June, 2000. I'm sure there are earlier instances. Now, to be fair, Firefox phones home for updates. I don't remember seeing a big warning that this was done, or what data was saved at the server, but I like the feature. Of course, if Microsoft is so worried about this app running that they want the chance to turn it off at a days notice as they claim, then, well, this is in a different class of phoning home.

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    I never clip my fingernails for fear of dangling symbolic links.
  177. Microsoft knows best by hkBst · · Score: 1

    It is common knowledge that Microsoft knows what's best better than you do for both your computer and for you. That's why you put down that cold hard cash to get a license on their superb product in the first place. So if that product is now calling home you shouldn't break your tiny head on why it does that, but trust that there is a very good reason for it. Of course it is not in the EULA. It would be impossible to include the exact operation of the product in the EULA as that would require the complete source code and I shouldn't need to tell you what happens when incompetents like yourself read it, let alone (dare I say it) alter the divine perfection that it is. The ignorami running such crippled beasts as is Linux are criminally deprived of the protection and care that the product provides. They don't even have a home to call to. Poor sods. So if the product determines that your copy of the product is nothing other than a crudely pirated substandard abomination than you had better run to the store swiftly for the pleasure of putting down some more cash to get your grimy hands on the real thing and do a little back for all the good that Microsoft has selflessly done for you continues to do and will continue to do for ever and eternity. Amen. And you'd better do it quickly too, before your abomination connects to some funky server in Soviet Russia and your box is lost forever and all your .docs .ppts and who knows what become utterly indecipherable because only Microsoft engineers are smart enough to program a product capable of doing so.

    The new cooperation with SuperCard will feature the following slogan and also allow you to more easily make your daily donation to Microsoft.
    The product: $299 (daily). Freedom from Linux: priceless.

  178. lawsuit baby by NynexNinja · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a good class action to me.

  179. Information sent daily during validation? by bharju · · Score: 1

    Have anyone considerd what information is actually sent when validating? I read somewhere that a list of all the software installed on the computer is sent. If this is true then Microsoft is spying on you and probably testing its limits how much they can get away with.

  180. So, Microsoft is taking Genuine Advantage of me. by bdwoolman · · Score: 1
    I am not a big MS basher. I kind of like all operating systems for what they are. (Really) Mac, Linux, MS etc etc. Warts and all. I guess I am sort of a conscientious objector in the Great War. But I HATE this nagging GA update. And now I learn it SPIES on me?

    Have pretty much decided to load an open OS on the next rig I build and just ignore Vista if I can still get my work done. (Should do.). I am running Vector Linux on my old PIII box and digging it more and more as I learn all the capabilities. With such tough free competition what could Redmond be thinking in the age of eroded privacy? Message to Big Brother Bill. I don't want you peering in my Windows.

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  181. It would be really funny if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    someone reversed engineered their phone-home protocol and send
    them a bunch of spoofed non-genuine messages using their own IP addresses :-)

  182. More bashing than real threat. by Marthirial · · Score: 1, Funny

    So what is this Genuine thing doing each time it connects?

    Connecting 123.123.222.1
    Connected
    Session 6/6/06-2:22AM
    Genuine response: Still a pirate copy of XP, the bastard.
    End os session.
    Disconnecting

    Maybe this is part of the NSA, computers with pirate XP are terrorists!

  183. Mods on Crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parent posted a legitimate question, and some Balmer-blowing MS fanboy with mod points strikes it down.

    Slashdot, where all it takes to be a mod is, well, mod points--which they apparently hand out to children.

  184. Wonder what size their database is now... by SwedishChef · · Score: 2, Funny

    with mouse drivers calling daily and now the "genuine advantage" calling in daily you would expect that, by now, MS would have a database bigger than Google's. What are they going to do with this, anyway? BTW: I have a client who was told by Genuine Advantage that he had a pirated version of XP and that he had to pay for a new OS. I left him trying to find his sales receipt from a large, national, computer distributor.

    Thank God I've been running Linux since 1993!!!

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  185. As mentioned above, the whole thing is a DOS by tomtomclub · · Score: 1

    We have legitimately licensed volume license systems that are being nagged. We have to fix them. This amounts to a DOS attack instigated by Microsoft. Imagine the hours spent cleaning up large numbers of systems. Ridiculous.

  186. Re:Marketing opportunity-- then you hire by davidsyes · · Score: 3, Interesting

    to make a tool to trash the cookies. Send back spurious, useless, marketer-crashing rubbish that calls their ENTIRE database into question. FUCKEM. With the exception of the copyright works of others, the data on MY computer is MINE. EVEN the fucking so-called copyright-protected cookies. If they generate cookie data with MY surfing habits, and I'm not getting PAID by them to use my info, then I will continue to trash, delete, or block cookies and their entire fucking domains.

    I REGULARLY look at who is behind ANY new IP address, and I DO block entire domains. I don't know how many INDIVIDUALS have over 200 sites on their blacklist, but I do. When doubledick (among others), for instance, gets cute and scarfs up chunks if in-between addresses in random domains, I block the sub-domain if it's interfering TOO much with my surfing. But, in battle against some of these fucks, I DO tolerate 10-60 second page loads. I don't block EVERY company out there, just the big, fat-footed ones whom I suspect of mass-selling surfing information.

    Thank YOU LINUX/OS devs and W3C: You helped me not have to surf with with ms crap at home.

    BTW, IS THERE a cookie-corruption tool that will decrypt them so I can see what it is trying to do? Is there a way to defeat any checksums so that I can insert crap or taint the call-back numbers in the cookies? This would be so I can misdirect them and be part of a cookie-trashing movement. I'm not looking to gain unauthorized ACCESS, I want to DEAUTHORIZED and DESTROY most of the cookies. Not the ones to my e-mail providers, just the ones to sites I don't have any relationships with. I'm SICK of those who say cookies are harmless. Next, we need to root out those 1x1 pixels and taint them, too. Then the crawlers stuff, and whatever else that comes along.

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  187. ...the Linux user says.... by Wolfger · · Score: 1

    Hah-hah!
    Yet another reason I'm glad to be Microsoft-free for 3 years running.

  188. Hooray! by theBluesDog · · Score: 1
    The court in Softman vs. Adobe wrote that the economic reality was that of a sale

    Score one for objective reality!

    So long as content providers continue turning reality on its head with counterintuitive licensing BS, they will continue to encourage disrespect for their "rights".

    I purchase a copy of GTA Vice City, a game based on a series of highly immoral and illegal activities. On the face of it hte EULA very strongly suggests that i don't own the CD, the included promotional material or instructions, or even the packaging. If i violate this EULA i am a criminal. IANAL, so it looks to me like i broke the law already when i tore open "their" shrink-wrap. It hurts in my irony bone, but worse than that, hypocrisy breeds disrespect. As does silliness.

    What they're trying to do is to brainwash their values into the next generation, and it won't work. Kids can smell hypocrisy from miles away, and they will rebel against it. Meanwhile try telling my Dad that he doesn't "own" every single goddam thing he bought with his money, or for that matter try pulling it off on me... it doesn't work for /anyone/ because it's counterintuitve.

    Digitalized content and content distribution has made for a whole new reality, one which is difficult for the content providers to address. Sorry about that. But inventing a whole different reality with no objective basis isn't gonna work either. For something to be "reality", a majority of people have to agree it is so. That won't happen if it doesn't agree with their common sense.

  189. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Since i reinstall windows every few months this is not a problem,..

    hmm? what is it, a sport?
    my debian is 2 like years old. moved from sarge to sid in the meantime. update at will. didnt reinstall it even after h/w troubles resulting in corruption of the system (was able to repair ;-).

    hopefully (knock on wood) I'm not going to do a clean install ever again. (why waste time?).

    PS. By the way, I'd love to see that phone home feature in linux. Some daemon actually could post a huge "Thank you, Linux" on some page. (This way we could finally know how many puters run it ;-))

  190. Some of the damage is already done by Jaseoldboss · · Score: 1

    I have to confess to writing this from a warezed copy of XP Pro (although I did actually buy a licence for it with the PC when it was new and flattened it after seeing all the crap that came pre-loaded onto it).

    I instantly spotted the WGA tool and declined the installation - and guess what. I now have a computer that runs faster then those with legal copies as there is one less program running all the time. And my internet connection is faster too without all the daily checks going back and forward to Redmond. Cool.

    So it's Windows Genuine Disadvantage then...

  191. Pot, kettle by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    s/who/whom/

  192. Re:Your sig--off topic, but it's been driving me n by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    S'okay ... I ruined it for you first. Yes, I've been reading Laumer for a long, long time. World Shuffler, Plague of Demons, Earthblood (I read that book credited as by "Rosel George Brown" but I read later he co-wrote it with Laumer), Time Bender, Galactic Odyssey, Knight of Delusions ... and of course all the Bolo stories. I especially liked the one where a massive Bolo that had supposedly been decommissioned and buried comes back to life decades after the war was over and decides to pick up the battle where it left off. "... and from the radio came the strange voice that was the Bolo's, 'Primary power cells drained, secondary cells drained, now on Final Emergency Power.'" He wrote some good sci-fi, he really did. I read all the Retief books I could get my hands on, five-eyed little sticky-fingers and all. Oh, and wipe that 34-C: Expression of Smug Self-Satisfaction off your face, or I'll just keep my case of aged Coke, thank you very much.

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  193. Yet another reason I prefer Mac OS... by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    ...and why I hate the dozer on my desk at work.

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  194. Strange... by jswalter9 · · Score: 1

    My Windows machine just keeps complaining over and over in a little popup that it's not connected to anything.

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    Retired from software... maybe. Sort of.
  195. not so fast with the revisonist grammar by bodrell · · Score: 1
    The "d" in "supposed" is increasingly seen as redundant when followed by a word starting with a "d"-like sound, such as "to". So "supposed to" becomes "suppose to", because they are phonetically very similar. It's just how it is these days.

    If you're looking for a language where the written word has a strong correlation with the phonetic pronunciation, English is the wrong place to start. If you were right, and common usage dicated proper spelling, I kood b riting like this and it wood b akseptibul. I don't know who modded you Informative, because I consider myself a pro editor, and I've never heard of dropping the "d" in "supposed." Besides, the way people talk it should be one word, "spozeda."

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  196. Is it just me by Dragonlord_Warlock · · Score: 1

    I own a valid copy of windows. I don't have a issue of priacy with it. But the fact that Microsoft has my computer not just checking if updates for Windows is available but reporting back to microsoft about my computer just makes me feel that I am being f*cked up my arse by Microsoft. Those blasted arsef*ckers. Windows sucks really. I still cant get it to run without crashing on my other PC (AMD Opteron 170). But SUSE runs beautifully on it. The day Photoshop and Rhino3D is available natively on Linux, I will throw Windowz in the garbage can where it deserves. I was even thinking of evaluating Vista when it arrives, not anymore.... this is the last straw for me... My main system runs windows. I leave it like that for now till I can get all the tools I want for Linux then convert this from Mudderf*ckersoft to something I can trust more.

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    - Dragonlord Warlock (aka Dion) "So many computers.... so little time...."
  197. Re:This is why I've been staying off WindowsUpdate by db32 · · Score: 1

    Computer blows up, you want it back up now, not X weeks away of fighting with dell to get them to even send the CD and shipping time. I agree with the restore disk, but when you are military and move often shit gets lost alot unfortunately. Installed pro, has pro disc/key. The problem is its a desktop and has no stupid sticker on it, the key is printed on one of those orange stickers they stick to the white paper CD holders.

    My point is that in their crusade against piracy, they have made many of their customers lives much more difficult, and really haven't hindered the pirates in any significant fashion. Do you think the pirates are having problems fighting with MS trying to get support, get updates they are entitled to, etc...hell no. I personally won't touch the OS anymore since that whole "activate windows" crap, where after you install it and feed it a product key (x hours later), you have to get online or call and give them another number (that represents your hardware...like they need to know that...) and have to activate windows...then if you change hardware...you get to reactivate!

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  198. Re:Your sig--off topic, but it's been driving me n by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

    " To be waiting on you to return the library book, Soft One! "
    :b

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    == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  199. Thanks! by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I knew I'd seen it somewhere, just couldn't remember where. It's been...a while...since I read that (Ronald Regan was still alive, and still an actor--though he may have been playing the part of "Governor" by then).

    Now at least I know which box to look in, when I get back to the states.

    --MarkusQ

  200. Jackass by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    This is just too easy. Tell me, did you buy the account, or have you been shilling since back then? Shilling is an interesting term, its like FUD; they both have one thing in common, they were bought into common usage by microsoft (or as I like to refer to them, a Certain Unnamed Monolithic Software Corporation, or CUMSoCk).

    You may be stunned to know people were making international telephone calls, bouncing stuff off satellites and flying around in jet planes back in the '60s. Back then it was still mostly called Engineering.

    And you remember all those whirry round tapes in NASA flight control? Computers.

    At no stage did I even *suggest* "IT" hadn't had an (incredible) effect on civilisation.

    Yeah you did. And you're doing it again in theis post. You aren't the author of the bible, by any chance, are you?

    I was questioning the original poster's implication that modern civilisation would fall apart without it. Since, being extremely pessimistic, a world without "IT" would be roughly like the 1950s (or, say, a better life than half the world's population has right now), I think his claim was just a *teensy* bit exaggerated.

    What the fuck. You think you can just pull out computers and everything will run as per the 1950s? Theres not much I can say in the face of such monumental ignorance. If you pull out the computers today, we all die in about four weeks, without an economy, from starvation.

    Uh, hello ? DOS ? The IBM PC ? Commoditisation of the personal computer ? Ubiquitous interface ?

    None of which were produced by microsoft, all of which were either stolen under looser IP laws (that durn freewheeling again) or "borrowed", which amounts to the same thing, and then locked down by silver-spoon-billy.

    but they are unquestionably one of the primary reasons you can go out and buy a US$300 PC and then run hundreds of thousands of programs on it and why the average person can sit down in front of the average computer and be able to use it.

    Try again, young man. The reason you can do all of the above are Dell and their rather nifty production and supply lines. That gilly bates managed to secure a good contract with IBM and then Dell says nothing about the quality of his products. I rather wish I had his family connections, however.

    So has everyone else.

    Aaaaand we have more burbling of the brown stuff. What about that whole open source movement there. Seeing a lot of patents in that direction? No? Thats why they'll win. When CUMSoCk is regulated to the history books just like the robber barons of old, OSS will be everywhere.

    Those ten or so old computers I've got at home - none of which have a single piece of Microsoft software on them

    Ah come on, this is easy enough, you don't need to make my points for me. I don't feel its sporting.

    Microsoft was the *underdog* until the early '90s.

    And I didn't like them back then either. But then again I never could abide useless people, and of all the parasites this world has produced, hereditary-william is the worst. So far.

    Get some fucking perspective. About the *worst* thing Microsoft has done is put another company out of business, and you're trying to say they're up there with corporations selling engines of death and destruction, getting wars started for the sake of profit, stopping farmers growing food, restricting the availability of life-saving drugs and using slave labour ?

    Oh fuck off. If you value the freedom of your brain, you'll step up and bring that hegemonous pile of shit to bay, like Europe is doing right now, as the US lawmakers failed to do, since the cheques didn't bounce. How are the cheques these days anyway?

    1. Re:Jackass by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      And you remember all those whirry round tapes in NASA flight control? Computers.

      You seem to be rather missing the point.

      Yeah you did. And you're doing it again in theis post.

      Where ?

      What the fuck. You think you can just pull out computers and everything will run as per the 1950s?

      Go back. Read the thread again. Attempt to interpret context and apply some thought before you post another reply. That way you might be end up doing something other than mercilessly pummelling a strawman.

      Ah, fuck it, your mind is too set to bother with something so rational.

      I never said just yanking away all the computers in the world would have no effect, I said the suggestion that "IT" is the one thing that keeps us all from reverting back to the stone age is laughable. Any remotely switched-on schoolchild should easily be able to come up with several "industries" more critical to the functioning of modern society than the bunch of snake oil salesmen making up the majority of the "IT" industry.

      Theres not much I can say in the face of such monumental ignorance.

      There's little I can say in the face of the stupidity, paranoia and ad-hominems of the average Slashdot post, either, but I try.

      If you pull out the computers today, we all die in about four weeks, without an economy, from starvation.

      Again, such ridiculous hyperbole doesn't even pass the laugh test - and that's ignoring that "computers" aren't the topic under discussion, nor has "pulling them out" been proposed.

      None of which were produced by microsoft, all of which were either stolen under looser IP laws (that durn freewheeling again) or "borrowed", which amounts to the same thing, and then locked down by silver-spoon-billy.

      Damn, I hope the next time someone "steals" something from me they leave a pile of cash behind.

      Your "arguments" are baseless, tired and off-topic. Put some more effort into it.

      Try again, young man. The reason you can do all of the above are Dell and their rather nifty production and supply lines.

      Which wouldn't exist if that hardware hadn't had a cheap, ubiquitous OS - allowing cheap, ubiquitous software - to run. Incidentally, I think it's Compaq you should be thanking, for coming up with the first PC clone. Dell just grabbed the ball and ran with it.

      Much as it must pain you to realise this - and even you must understand it, because it's so plainly obvious - the world of the commodotised PC is symbiotic. It wouldn't exist without Dell, nor would it exist without Microsoft, nor would it exist without any of dozens of other players, large and small, past and present. Your teeth grinding must disturb people in surrounding offices, every time you think about how DOS and Windows were key enabling factors in the PC revolution.

      Really, though, it's just not that important. You should try and get on with your life rather than getting all stressed about history.

      That gilly bates managed to secure a good contract with IBM and then Dell says nothing about the quality of his products.

      Ah, the source of your angst becomes more clear. A standard combination of jealousy and a large chunk of wood on the shoulder.

      Aaaaand we have more burbling of the brown stuff. What about that whole open source movement there.

      Pedantic literalism is right up there with spelling flames, in the realms of sound counter-arguments. At least your strawman argument required a bit of thought to come up with.

      How are the cheques these days anyway?

      How predictable. This whole "shill" thing is getting to be just like Godwin.

      "The longer a Slashdot thread about Microsoft grows, the more likely any posters not actively criticising Microsoft will be called hired shills".

      It's actually kind of depressing to think there are people out there who seriously think Microsoft is a foremost problem in the modern world. No wonder we're in so much trouble.

    2. Re:Jackass by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      This is about as stale as it gets at this stage, so I'll just knock the legs out from under your core argument first: IT is Information Technology, not as you seem to think callcentres and nerds in beige slacks doing tech support. Information Technology IS computers. So boom, there goes the first half of your post.

      And as to the second part, you didn't respond to the point I made, to whit that when megashaft were in their infancy, loose IP laws allowed them to pick and choose. Once they had a foothold, they proceeded to lock it down with lobbied laws so that no one else could do it. Thats why the EU is currently turning them over a spit-grill. Or is the EU jealous too? Not corrupt enough for you?

      You are a shill, and I sincerely hope you are getting paid well, because the rest of us are paying the price for the likes of you. Accusations of troll etc are just common sense at this point. I'll wrap this up finally by saying you are starting to bore the shit out of me, like a broken record, so feel free to waffle on in your own burbling manner. No one is listening.

    3. Re:Jackass by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      This is about as stale as it gets at this stage, so I'll just knock the legs out from under your core argument first: IT is Information Technology, not as you seem to think callcentres and nerds in beige slacks doing tech support. Information Technology IS computers. So boom, there goes the first half of your post.

      About the only thing you've cut the legs out from under here, is the strawman you resurrected from the last few posts.

      And as to the second part, you didn't respond to the point I made, to whit that when megashaft were in their infancy, loose IP laws allowed them to pick and choose.

      That's because you didn't make a point, you waved your hand around a bit and made a vague assertion.

      What IP laws do you think were "looser", that contributed in any meaningful fashion to Microsoft's success ? Why was it any different for Microsft that any of their contemporaries ?

      Or is the EU jealous too? Not corrupt enough for you?

      Heh. The EU is the epitomy of corrupt, protectionist beareaucracy. Only a fool would suggest otherwise.

  201. It's me again Margret... by wilec · · Score: 1

    To the tune of "It's me again Margret" by Ray Stevens (sorry Ray :))

    Well there is a feller named Billy G Gates
    And there is one thing thats he especially hates
    That one of his customers might have a unlicensed cp
    So each day he would spy on his customers over tcp/ip

    It's me again PC, hello is this a Windoze PC, hehehehe
    You don't know me PC, but I know you, hehehehe

    Well this upset the customers, and it made them all blue
    So they got together, hired a lawyer and asked what can we do
    Well the lawyer setup logging warez on each and every PC
    And the next few weeks ran trace routes right back to ole Billy G

    It's me again PC, hello is this a Windoze PC, hehehehe
    I know its you PC, hey do you still have your naked pic's that I can see, hehehehe

    Mean while the lawyers caught ole Ma Bell up in the same type of jokes
    Selling customers personal info to some nutty "government" folks
    It was not much later that the government once again changed hands
    And privacy laws started being applied again all across the customers lands

    It's me again PC, hello is this a Windoze PC, hehehehe
    I know its you PC, I bet you can't guess what I'm doin', hehehehe

    Well the customers sued them and dragged their companies to court
    And I still can't believe it but the customers won the cases in tort
    The companies both issued the standard press statement's that read
    The rotten ole employees that did this, to the sharks have been fed

    It's me again PC, they got me PC, you ain't gonna miss me PC
    I know that, but I'll miss you .... hello PC who is this? Linux? Linux who? huh?

    Well when I get my people back in power I'm gonna come over there
    With a wireless router, some more spyware, and some tacky new laws
    We'll have a big ole tme PC, hehehe, whowhowhoooo

    Matthew

  202. After reading the case in more detail... by StringBlade · · Score: 1

    This particular shrink-wrapped license case has to do with Mr. X buying a piece of software that the license said was for non-commercial use only (because commercial use had a higher price), and he proceeded to use it for a business he started up.

    In this case, the terms of usage were very reasonable and I'm not surprised the court overturned the original decision that ruled it was unenforcable. The reasons it was deemed enforcable in this case is that they guy in question knew exactly the terms he was agreeing to but chose to ignore them and violate the terms anyway. He was not forced to use the software in volation of the terms. If he disagreed and he did not suffer any loss of functionality or if he disagreed simply because he didn't like the terms, he could have chosen to use another package.

    The case says he could have returned the software if he disagreed to the terms, but I'm not sure if that was actually possible or not - i.e. if he bought it direct from the software builder or from a retail outlet. If retail he might have had a stronger case. But in any event, this wasn't a case of a person being forced to accept an agreement that changed the terms during an update, and the language of the agreement was not such that it was considered unconscionable.

    I think whether a shrink-wrapped license is enforcable or not depends heavily on two things:

    1. Whether or not the user intentionally and blatently violated the terms
    2. Whether or not the terms are unreasonable
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  203. Re:For those of us behind a linux iptables firewal by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    443 and 80.

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