DOnt kill the poor little doggie. Kill his owner, and then fed him to the dog. Its not the dogs fault. This way, you stop spam, make the dog happy and well fed, and dispose of evidence all in one fell swoop.
So then how do you explain my hairy knuckles?
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Convergent evoloution? Or is the story about my great grandpa and the circus monkey true?
The cesnsorship wont stop the problem you just described. AS a matter of fact, it will make it worse. I have no problem with reaonable requests to not leave goatsex open on the computer when i log off. Fair enough. But when im told I have to ask permisson to TURN OFF filtering on machines that destroy my first amendment rights, on equipment MY TAX MONEY paid for, fuck you. I will do my damndest to remove that software and reset the background picture to nude pictures of earnet borgnine. How bout a simple check box when you log on? I am an adult, therefore i wish to turn off censorship on this machine. yes/no. Yeah, youll have 13 year olds looking at neekid women. SO what? By the time their old enough to be interested in it, theyre old enough to look at it. (No, im not a parent. Keep your kids out of the library if they cant behave themselves)
Its perfect for an 8 year old. Once they start having to type papers though, you're probably gonna want to give them a word processor, like Word Perfect.
His last years income tax return. All his bank account numbers and a power of attourney. Neekid pictures of his wife with Ernest Borgnine. If hes still denying having sex with his priest or not. the speed of an african swallow carrying a coconut.
You get the idea. This idiot is working on comission, to sell you a piece of hardware. If you want to buy it, and install a fishbowl in it, its none of his busisness. (warranty issues excepted)
I work helpdesk. Windows 98. Ive had one user who ive shown 7 freaking times how to click on the already open programs at the bottom rather than have 5 copies of outlook or word open. Shes amazed ever time. I have a bunch of folks like this. I've given up trying to explain, or teach. I know for a fact that chimps are capable of handling this, why can't these people?
that recharges itself, and dumps its own lint pan, ill probably get one. 150 bucks to never vaccum again?!? Ill go for it. Now, when it can sort my laundry on my floor by sniff check, ill buy 2 of em.
I worked for them 5-6 years ago. THey had this one older than god crank app that barely ran on an 80-86, buch less a penium that you had to nurse along, because the messages it sent could be read by the navys standard telegraph sort of thing. THis way, even the guy in the 30 year old shack on theat island in the middle of the arctic circle talking to penguins could read the messages. I wonder if theyre also upgrading all the hardware too?
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THen, put the software in his name, give him 1% of the profits.
Or, start a corporation, then publish it all in the corporations identity.
DOnt kill the poor little doggie. Kill his owner, and then fed him to the dog. Its not the dogs fault. This way, you stop spam, make the dog happy and well fed, and dispose of evidence all in one fell swoop.
Convergent evoloution? Or is the story about my great grandpa and the circus monkey true?
you have never met teh bacteria and mildew in my bathroom. THe view soap as fertilizer a this point. Chlorox merely annoys them.
Luckily, i take my cipro once a week, so this shouldnt bother me.
You gonna allow Lolita? How bout What is it, fanny hill? Romance novels? Sex ed books? The karma sutra? The joy of sex? Our bodies Our selves?
Frankly, i have no problem with them adding pornography to the libraries, because I am unwilling to draw that line for someone else.
The cesnsorship wont stop the problem you just described. AS a matter of fact, it will make it worse. I have no problem with reaonable requests to not leave goatsex open on the computer when i log off. Fair enough. But when im told I have to ask permisson to TURN OFF filtering on machines that destroy my first amendment rights, on equipment MY TAX MONEY paid for, fuck you. I will do my damndest to remove that software and reset the background picture to nude pictures of earnet borgnine.
How bout a simple check box when you log on?
I am an adult, therefore i wish to turn off censorship on this machine. yes/no. Yeah, youll have 13 year olds looking at neekid women. SO what? By the time their old enough to be interested in it, theyre old enough to look at it.
(No, im not a parent. Keep your kids out of the library if they cant behave themselves)
Youre gonna slashdot the space shuttle, you bastards!!!
It kinda reminds me of watching my 401k plan for the past year.
Its perfect for an 8 year old. Once they start having to type papers though, you're probably gonna want to give them a word processor, like Word Perfect.
got one
WHy not just hit them up for several thou a week? Like theyre not gonna notice a 3,000,000 blip.
His last years income tax return.
All his bank account numbers and a power of attourney.
Neekid pictures of his wife with Ernest Borgnine.
If hes still denying having sex with his priest or not.
the speed of an african swallow carrying a coconut.
You get the idea. This idiot is working on comission, to sell you a piece of hardware. If you want to buy it, and install a fishbowl in it, its none of his busisness. (warranty issues excepted)
SOmeone feed em through a sheet feed scanner.
And cute spanish women to boot? Im shipping out!!!
thats their business.
Sticking a sharpie marker in your shoe so you walk funny.
I work helpdesk. Windows 98. Ive had one user who ive shown 7 freaking times how to click on the already open programs at the bottom rather than have 5 copies of outlook or word open. Shes amazed ever time. I have a bunch of folks like this. I've given up trying to explain, or teach. I know for a fact that chimps are capable of handling this, why can't these people?
Spur of the moment drunken brawl: Superman, no question.
Planned event: Batman, hands down.
(unless theyre limited to their bare hands)
Always bet on the sneaky pragmatic bastard.
Oh, yeah, nevermind.
Why not key west? They had the conch republic down there already!!
that recharges itself, and dumps its own lint pan, ill probably get one. 150 bucks to never vaccum again?!? Ill go for it.
Now, when it can sort my laundry on my floor by sniff check, ill buy 2 of em.
I worked for them 5-6 years ago. THey had this one older than god crank app that barely ran on an 80-86, buch less a penium that you had to nurse along, because the messages it sent could be read by the navys standard telegraph sort of thing. THis way, even the guy in the 30 year old shack on theat island in the middle of the arctic circle talking to penguins could read the messages. I wonder if theyre also upgrading all the hardware too?
Bear hunting from iron ore, through muzzle loaders, through finding the bear and skinning it.
You basically need a stick with a hard metal cutting bit on the end. Not kidding, look at the book. THats how the rifiling is done in there.
1: Feed pigeon massive steroid doses.
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3: Big assed bird!!!