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  1. Re:I'd much rather... on "Loud Commercial" Legislation Proposed In US Congress · · Score: 1

    So you are the "That guy" of this thread? Thank you for volunteering.

  2. Re:useful to learn of hackings on Dashboard Reveals What Google Knows About You · · Score: 1

    So you changed your email address instead of just changing your youtube password on an account you probably forgot that you created? Yeah, Google is throwing a gimmick at you.

  3. Re:The freedom is not free. on Microsoft Blocks Pirates From Security Essentials Software · · Score: 1

    I predict that in two years you will invent Timecube.

  4. Re:Gateway Stores on Microsoft Reportedly Poaching Apple Retail Staff · · Score: 1

    And so it will be so again. For this is the time FOR LINUX STORES TO RISE UP AND SMITE THEIR ENEMIES! Or whatever next step those Linux stores need to take. They already have enough underwear.

  5. Re:such a john wayne on Symantec Wants To Use Victims To Hunt Computer Criminals · · Score: 1

    You sick bastard. THATS MY MODEL M ABACUS! My precious. click

  6. Re:How to do rock band without "Rock Band" on The Design Failures That Led To Rock Band · · Score: 2, Funny

    We know the next part. You don't even own a television.

  7. Re:Sounds more like on How To Hire a Hacker · · Score: 1

    That is really interesting. What's wrong with TV?

  8. Re:Huh? on Jellyfish Swimming Is Mixing the Oceans · · Score: 1

    Sir Isaac Newton obviously had a swimming pool, which he skimmed himself. You do not. A body moving through the water creates currents.

  9. Re:Typical: thewebsiteisdown on US Postal Service Moves To GNU/Linux · · Score: 1

    ....all I can think is how lame the Sun salesman must have been.

    Yeah, Chip sucks at computer. emailed from my Macwheel.

  10. Re:Too late. I already switched my default. on Microsoft Changing Users' Default Search Engine · · Score: 1
  11. Re:Unfortunately, this...typical...extrapolating on America's Army 3 Has Rough Launch, Development Team Canned · · Score: 1

    The Wikipedia article you cite says no such thing.

  12. Re:Bozeman? on Bozeman, MT Drops Password Info Requirement · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, it was. But Vulcans don't give up theirs passwords.

    So they were evicted with GUNS!!!!

  13. FW on A Twitter Client For the Commodore 64 · · Score: 0, Troll

    First "Why"

  14. M14 on Slashdot.org Self-Slashdotted · · Score: 1

    Just another case of an admin looking forward to March 14th.

    Or March 15th, if the roommate was the one with the girlfriend, and he was the one with the hidden camera.

  15. Re:From one consumer's perspective... on Bad Signs For Blu-ray · · Score: 1
  16. Re:Same here. on Google's Streetview Seen As Culturally Insensitive In Japan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anything that can be seen from the middle of the street, with Google's camera, or eyeballs, ain't got nothin' to do with privacy.

    Get off your American Values high horse.

    Someone shoving their (cat, ass, sex act,) into the front of the house plate glass window is not fighting for their privacy. Or American Values.

  17. Re:Nations vs. Internet on Navajo Nation Losing Internet Access · · Score: 1

    What use are nations these days? Don't they just divide us?

    The world is full of unimaginable horrors and humans being deprived from basic necessities and rights. The idea of a nation is to divide the world into blocks that are small enough that you could possibly do something about the terrible condition in which you and your fellow citizens exist.

      How much more likely are you to be able to uplift the condition of a small nation than a large one? A great deal.

      How likely are you to be successful in attempts to uplift the condition of all men in all nations? Not very likely.

    You are some kind of genius. You Magnificent Genius Bastard.

    I'll write down your name, and take note of your later posts.

  18. It's not an ordinance. on National "Dragnet" Connecting at State, Local Level · · Score: 1

    Mr. Gotta have his way. No, I don't live there. I just don't like liars.

  19. Put a trampoline in your front yard. on Kutztown Students get Felony Charges · · Score: 1

    Are kids going to jump on it?

    Jail 'em.

    Put up a sign: "Don't jump on my trampoline." Curiously enough, the sign seems to alert more kids that a trampoline is available for jumping. Are kids going to jump on it?

    Jail 'em.

  20. Re:Pepsi on The Worst Foods to Eat Over a Keyboard · · Score: 1
    http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78ppepsi.phtml

    "The Pepsi Syndrome"

    Coke works too, any cola.

    Not 7-Up, thats an Uncola.

  21. Requirements on 1-Click Blooper Playback for Original Trilogy DVD · · Score: 1

    Nope. Yup. Nope.

    So I won't visit DVDFile.

  22. computers made from a single molecule on World's First Single-Atom-Thick Fabric · · Score: 1

    Would be very hard to type on.

  23. Re:I find this quote more interesting on Linus Interviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sick of gentoo zealots throwing plugs in completely unrelated topics? Me too!

    Hey! There is an ebuild that will automate that sig for you! And it will run really fast since you set the compiler flags yourself!

  24. Woof! on World's Deepest Cave Explored Further · · Score: 1

    Damn shaggy dog.

  25. Re:Not that this is like Fark or anything, but on Debian Hardened Aims For Security · · Score: 2, Funny

    You try to make a joke with that and you don't bring in "Woody". Weak.

    I call mine "Sarge".

    My distro, I mean.