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  1. Re:Has anyone else ever tried card counting? on Optical Recognition System To Foil Card Counting? · · Score: 1

    Amen! Most of the people who intend on playing for more than half an hour at least try to count cards. Luckily for the casinos, most people just aren't that good at it. It's frikkin' HARD to count precisely through 6 decks of an 8-deck shoe! And if you're partaking of the complementary libations offered up by the casino, it's just a wash. Many poor counters just pile on huge bets right after a table full of low cards, regardless of the running count, further screwing their chances. Besides, the dealers are generally better at counting than most players, and the margins, even with perfect counting, are somewhere on the order of 1%. Play for fun, count for fun, but expect to lose.

  2. Re:Damage control on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1

    And notice how close it is to the 2nd anniversary of 9/11 (within a month).

    Dude, 1/6 of the year is within a month of 9/11. So is Labor Day. It's just a coincidence.

  3. Re:Common Carrier on Higher Education Committee Releases Report on P2P · · Score: 2, Funny

    It sounds like the *AA are basically trying to extend an informal common carrier status to the universities.

    I agree wholeheartedly. I mean, who are the FAA to tell me that I can't fly an unlicensed airplane in the privacy of my own dorm room? It's not even like it's keeping my from buying plane tickets!

  4. Combat this disturbing trend! on OpEd Piece on Extended Life Expectancy · · Score: 1

    We've got to keep the population down, or else we'll start running out of IP ranges again. Take up smoking, compete in Russian roulette tourneys, start taunting mobsters, whatever it takes!

  5. Free alternative to pills on The Economics Of Spamming · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wanna grow your schlong? Do what I do: View pornography! Millions of satisfied customers report a dramatic increase in length, girth and firmness in just minutes, using this ancient time-tested technique.

    Disclaimer: Results may not last more than 5-10 minutes.

  6. Re:Is Red Hat big enough to fight? on Red Hat Sues SCO, Sets Up Legal Fund · · Score: 4, Funny

    IBM = USA
    Microsoft = USSR
    Red Hat = South Viet Nam
    SCO = North Viet Nam

    Nah, man, you've got it all backwards. Microsoft is the perfect icon for capitalist greed, whereas those pinko commie bastards over at IBM are just *giving* away the software.
  7. "Related Links" on Darwinian Poetry: From Bad to Verse · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll bet that "have sex" link on the right side will be seeing some action...

  8. Re:This is why on Picking Up the Pieces · · Score: 1

    That's why I eat all my sensitive documents after I'm done with 'em. Is someone is willing to sift through the septic tank to recreate the original document, at that point they're welcome to it.

  9. Re:All your fancy freedom rhetoric aside on BitTorrent Community Running For Cover? · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, umm, at what point was the RIAA granted the title of "God"?

  10. GWB's next political ad: on House Bill to Make File-Sharing an Automatic Felony · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "George Bush: The choice of a new generation" Wait, or is it, "George Bush: The Joy of Bush! Baa bup-ba baaa, ba ba bup-ba baa..."

  11. 3 years later... on .Net:... 3 Years Later · · Score: 0

    ...and still nobody knows what the fsck .Net actually is. (sigh)

  12. Word definitions evolve on Isn't It Ironic? · · Score: 1

    A word means whatever the person who uses it intends. If people choose to use the word "ironic" to means something other than what the dictionary says it means, then the dictionary is out of date. The English language is a moving target, and I wish the vocabulary whiners of the world would wake up and just go with the flow.

  13. What a gyp! on Monday, The Death of Websites · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean, other companies' web programmers get to take weekends?!? Man, that must be nice...

  14. Re:Painted into a corner? on Available To The Right Buyer: Sun Microsystems · · Score: 1

    Speaking of buyouts and Sun's great technology...anyone remember where Sun's UltraSPARC chip came from in the first place? Sun bought it from Cray!

  15. Pro's and con's on Could E-Voting Cure Voter Apathy? · · Score: 1

    Pro: Allowing citizens to vote online will probably just weight the results more toward the geeks who otherwise wouldn't vote at all. Strengthening the geek lobby can only have positive consequences, like maybe, one day, fiber to the curb for the average geek.

    Con: Put it online, and someone will hack it. No system is immune, and something as important and public as the "voting server" would be quite the honeypot.

  16. Re:I read... on Wing Seals Blamed in Columbia's Demise · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I read it the same way. Man, if you thought flying monkies were bad...

  17. Way off base on Open Source Enables Terrorist States · · Score: 1

    This guy has no idea what he's talking about. All my car-bombs and sniper rifles run WinXP...

  18. Proposed metric on What Makes an Open Source Project Successful? · · Score: 1

    As a developer of an OSS project, my measure would be the number of bugs/RFE's reported per time. Many bugs _reported_ means that many people are kicking the tires on the stuff, and see enough worth in what you're doing to report shortcomings, rather than give up and look elsewhere. It also implies that your project is full-featured enough to have room for all those bugs, and therefore room for improvement in general, leading to future fun. ls, bin and cat are all widely used, but I daresay that there isn't much ongoing work on these tools these days. OSS coders code for fun, ego-boost or both, and a steady stream of bugs/RFE's being reported ensures that they will both be satisfied for a while to come.

  19. Re:Dell...Evil!!! on ILM Now Capable of Realtime CGI · · Score: 1

    Hell, man, I work at Sun. Dell's just a reseller, which is what Sun'll be in 5 years anyway. Build a name, sell to ignorant CTO's, profit!

  20. Re:Some links on Are Rebates Scandalous? · · Score: 1

    Amen brotha! Send in the rebate as soon as you get back from the store (assuming a old fashioned brick-and-mortar transaction), forget about it, and 2 weeks, months or years later, there's a $20 check in the mailbox. It's like a little unexpected X-mas!

  21. Internal monologue on ILM Now Capable of Realtime CGI · · Score: 2, Funny


    Intel-based Dell systems running Linux

    So conflicted...Intel bad...Linux good...Dell ambivalent...

  22. Re:Code Warrior Wireless studio for free on Java for the Gameboy Advance · · Score: 1

    After a few rounds of that, I tried passing my user name/password in the URL of the tools page (...?userName=XXX&password=YYY) (No, not my real id/pw) and it worked.

    Yeah, thanks a lot for giving away _my_ username and p/w...

  23. Only DSL? on AOL Bans Mail From DSL-Hosted Servers · · Score: 1

    So they're only blocking spam from hosts on DSL lines? Good thing I run my spam-mill on a cable line...

  24. Re:Where's the Neon? on "Case Modding" a Nissan Sentra · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, my sister drives a Neon, and it'd take one heck of a mod to get that thing running 14's...

  25. Is it just me... on TiVo Home Media Rollout · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...or is anyone else creeped out by that TiVo icon?