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Darwinian Poetry: From Bad to Verse

For those who say design cannot take place through the process of selection, behold: Darwinian Poetry. Cull the prosaic or nonsensical snippets of text, reinforce the rest, and, slowly... genius? Guess we'll find out. Yes, the poems actually have sex.

274 comments

  1. poetry generated by... by FryGuy1013 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Having sex? And this is posted to slashdot? I doubt many readers here will have experience in this area.

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    1. Re:poetry generated by... by Rude+Awakening · · Score: 5, Funny

      His dangling participle slowly conjugated her verb. There was a pregnant pause...

    2. Re:poetry generated by... by Ankle · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've RTFA but I'm confused, whats this 'sex' thing?

    3. Re:poetry generated by... by Snoopy77 · · Score: 0

      His dangling participle slowly conjugated her verb. There was a pregnant pause...

      Dude ... that was deep.

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    4. Re:poetry generated by... by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Having sex? And this is posted to slashdot? I doubt many readers here will have experience in this area.

      Oh, we have plenty of sex. It is the, um, partner thing that we need to work on.

    5. Re:poetry generated by... by UserGoogol · · Score: 2, Informative

      While cells typically reproduce by splitting in half and copying the contents to each half, this is a sloppy method for making complex organisms, and doesn't produce the genetic variety one might like.

      Sexual Reproduction is the proccess by which a cell splits WITHOUT copying its contents. The half cell then meets another half cell, which fuse to form a new cell with a brand new genetic code which contains a 50-50 mix of each former cell.

      This method is used to perfection in multicellular organisms. Each half-cell is prepared especially to do its job, and when they unite, the cell begins to rapidly divide and reproduce using the traditional Asexual Reproduction method, but while still remaining in contact with its "brother cells."

      Slight chemichal variations causes each cell to utilize its genetic code differently, and the cells become specialized. The cells eventually form a gigantic single organism formed of millions and millions of cells working together in tandem.

      "Sex" is the proccess by which these organisms send the "half-DNA cells" (or gametes) to each other. In humans, (to pick a species at random) the proccess involves two humans of opposite "gender" (each gender produces a different form of gamete, and the opposite kinds have to come together for the proccess to work) line up their bodies. After the male's body is stimulated, the male's gamete enters the female's body, where the cell, equipped with a flagella, approaches the female's gamete. After the cells unite, the newly formed organism grows in the female for approximately 24 Megaseconds (9 "months"), after which the organism exits the female's body.

      Typically, for approximately 560 Megaseconds (18 "years"), the organism is often under the gaurdianship of the parent organisms.

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    6. Re:poetry generated by... by zurmikopa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sex: Check
      With a Partner: Check
      During the period since I started reading Slashdot: No Check

      I guess he has a point.

    7. Re:poetry generated by... by arvindn · · Score: 3, Funny

      Parent reminds me of the adventures of Polly Nomial

    8. Re:poetry generated by... by duffhuff · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah!

      We've mastered the singleplayer levels and done the campaign over and over (and over). Now we want to try out this multiplayer thing we keep hearing about.

      Disclaimer: That was blatantly ripped from a User Friendly comic. Sadly, their search engine doesn't seem to be working quite as well as the Penny-Arcade one.

    9. Re:poetry generated by... by evn · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've got the partner thing covered too!

      Girls are great,they just takes a little while to download, that's all.

    10. Re:poetry generated by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one have sex with my partner, unlike most sick bastards who fuck their best friends.... poor dog.

    11. Re:poetry generated by... by Radiantal · · Score: 0

      Most geeks/techies problem with the partner thing goes something like this:

      Partner Logic:

      Can I program it?

      If I can't program it then can I fuck it?

      If I can't fuck it then can I destroy it?

      If I can't destroy it then what do I do? Marry her?

    12. Re:poetry generated by... by richie2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I doubt many readers here will have experience in this area.

      Nevermind, we rarely have experience in any area, but we still comment on them. After all, it's the way of the Slashdot.

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    13. Re:poetry generated by... by mestar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If one could evolve poems, one could do the same with all other forms of written human language, since poetry seems to be the hardest of them all. And you would have AI.

      It is obvious that even the code for this evolution would have to be evolved, and program that would do this evolution could be breed too, etc, etc, up to some pretty simple program that will start it all.

      This is the missing key: When you evolve programs, they must include both the code that produces results, and code that evaluates those results. This way your results have no ceiling and can surpass humans.

      If human intelligence is used to judge the results, then how can we get anything beyond human intelligence (apart from a faster human intelligence)?

    14. Re:poetry generated by... by Uart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its hard to have sex while you are posting comments about Beowulf Clusters and Natalie Portman's boobs to Slashdot all day...

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    15. Re:poetry generated by... by oojah · · Score: 1

      Hehe, thanks for that link.

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    16. Re:poetry generated by... by fuzza · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: That was blatantly ripped from a User Friendly comic. Sadly, their search engine doesn't seem to be working quite as well as the Penny-Arcade one.

      This was the closest I could find...

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    17. Re:poetry generated by... by aastanna · · Score: 1

      If you can write code that evalutate poetry you're a lot closer to AI than we are now. Also, there'd be nothing to evolve, just look at the source for the evaluator and enter in the perfect poem.

      Genetic algorithms have their place in some areas, usually where there are a lot of variables to work with and a search heuristic would take too long, and if you can find a suitable way to crossover and mutate your results, but they aren't an answer for quick AI.

    18. Re:poetry generated by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We tend to be able to recognize greatness that is beyond our own means. I can say that a given piece of music or poetry is good or great despite the fact that I could never produce it myself.

      So we can be good judges of what is good, and evolve stuff that is better than what we ourselves could ever create.

      As for hitting even higher.. what do we care? I mean, if it is so far beyond us that we can't judge if it is good or not, then what use is it to us?

    19. Re:poetry generated by... by Jhan · · Score: 1

      My very first poem:

      Your victims their
      love poetics so

      Obviously we do, victims we slash-dotters are.

      When sometime the life loved
      never righter

      Oh, this is great! When you can actually make yourself love your life, life cannot be righter.

      Eyes closed doomed
      Guiding her fleetest yet
      Benevolently
      Condemner of sweeter for
      him to been if unneighborly

      Analysis: She's got the hots for him, and he's nice. Sex will follow.

      --

      I choose to remain celibate, like my father and his father before him.

    20. Re:poetry generated by... by LinuxLuvr · · Score: 1

      The FAQ on the article says that it took word frequencies out of Beowulf, so maybe that's not a disadvantage ;)

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  2. no waiting for 2050 by Duncan3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like machines have replaced all poets by 2003. They can spew meaningless junk that noone wants to read with the best of them.

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    1. Re:no waiting for 2050 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's only meaningless if you are

    2. Re:no waiting for 2050 by flogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not only is poetry machine driven. Take a look at This Post-Modern Research Paper Generator.

      Go ahead and read it...It looks just like the garbage I had to read and write in college...

      Then hit the reload/refresh button.

      More useless machine driven garbage.

      As an added bonus, If you are in college and you need to impress that good looking Literature TA...then print off a copy. She'll never know.

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    3. Re:no waiting for 2050 by arvindn · · Score: 1

      Also check out rotten flesh, a parody of freshmeat, driven by the same engine as the postmodernist writing generator.

    4. Re:no waiting for 2050 by Zardoz44 · · Score: 1
      If she's a literature TA, I hope she'll know. If she doesn't, you might want to rethink your choice of college. To put this into programming terms, these essays compile, but they have link errors.

      From the site (in case it wasn't obvious):

      The essay you have just seen is completely meaningless and was randomly generated by the Postmodernism Generator.
      It's a nice proof-of-concept on the programming/humour side, but of little value for Literature essays.
    5. Re:no waiting for 2050 by aaamr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ever read Stanislaw Lem's "The Cyberiad"? One of my favorite stories in that collection concerns the creation of an electronic bard. My favorite excerpt:

      Klapaucius thought, and thought some more. Finally he nodded and said:

      "Very well. Let's have a love poem, lyrical, pastoral, and expressed in the language of pure mathematics. Tensor algebra mainly, with a little topology and higher calculus, if need be. But with feeling, you understand, and in the cybernetic spirit."

      "Love and tensor algebra? Have you taken leave of your senses?" Trurl began, but stopped, for his electronic bard was already declaiming:

      Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,
      Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,
      Their indices bedecked from one to n,
      Commingled in an endless Markov chain!

      Come, every frustum longs to be a cone,
      And every vector dreams of matrices.
      Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze:
      It whispers of a more ergodic zone.

      In Riemann, Hilbert, or in Banach space
      Let superscripts and subscripts go their ways.
      Our asymptotes no longer out of phase,
      We shall encounter, counting, face to face.

      I'll grant thee random access to my heart,
      Thou'lt tell me all the constants of thy love;
      And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove,
      And in our bound partition never part.

      For what did Cauchy know, or Christoffel,
      Or Fourier, or any Boole or Euler,
      Wielding their compasses, their pens and rulers,
      Of thy supernal sinusoidal spell?

      Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain?
      Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes,
      A root or two, a torus and a node:
      The inverse of my verse, a null domain.

      Ellipse of bliss, converge, O lips divine!
      The product of our scalars is defined!
      Cyberiad draws nigh, and the skew mind
      Cuts capers like a happy haversine.

      I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
      I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
      Bernoulli would have been content to die,
      Had he but known such a^2 cos 2 phi

    6. Re:no waiting for 2050 by notfancy · · Score: 1

      Have you read "Studio 5, the Stars", in Vermillion Sands, that enormous Ballard little tome of short-stories?

      If not, do; read it all.

  3. Sick of it by Snoopy77 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Many /. readers are already sick of hearing about other people having sex. Now our only refuge is mocking us, rubbing our face in it, cause even poems have sex! Am I not prettier than a poem? I guess not.

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    1. Re:Sick of it by Raul654 · · Score: 1

      Why not combine your message and sig? - "It appears you are writing a suicide note..."

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    2. Re:Sick of it by bigberk · · Score: 2, Funny
      Many /. readers are already sick of hearing about other people having sex.
      In case you aren't, here are some ways to get laid:
      • Find a nice girl and date her a long time
      • Find a girl that wants to be wild and fulfill her fantasy
      • Find a confused girl and work quickly while she's still baffled
      • Find a slut and do shots with her (while you cheat)
      • Find an artsie girl and read shitty poetry to her that you found on /.
      Oh wait -- that last one probably won't work.
    3. Re:Sick of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for each of your points, right after "girl", insert the phrase "who likes nerdy geeks"

    4. Re:Sick of it by mce · · Score: 1

      Oh come one, give the guy some chance of success. Or, at least in his imagination.

    5. Re:Sick of it by aastanna · · Score: 1

      Prettier than a poem? Prettier? Are you a woman? If so I can't believe finding someone on slashdot would be a problem.

    6. Re:Sick of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or simply, scrape together $50-$100 and pay a hooker.
      YMMV

  4. In anticipation of /. effect by RidRash · · Score: 3, Informative

    Darwinian Poetry
    Welcome to Darwinian Poetry! The goal of this project is to see if non-negotiated collaboration can evolve interesting poetry using (un)natural selection.

    Huh?

    Ok, here's the idea: starting with a whole bunch (specifically 1,000) randomly generated groups of words (our "poems"), we are going to subject them to a form of natural selection, killing off the "bad" ones and breeding the "good" ones with each other. If enough generations go by, and if the gene pool is rich enough, we should eventually start to see interesting poems emerge.

    The cool part is that YOU are the arbiter of what constitutes "good" and "bad" poetry. Once you start, you will be presented with two poems. In all likelihood they will both be abysmal pieces of nonsensical garbage. That's ok. All you have to do is read them both and pick the one you find more appealing, for whatever reason. Your decision might be based on a single word that you happen to like. It doesn't matter. Just pick whichever one strikes your fancy.

    Once you choose a poem, your vote will be recorded and two more poems will appear. Keep doing this for as long as you like, and definitely come back frequently.

    Over time the poems picked by you, and I hope by thousands of other people, will interbreed and more and more interesting poems will emerge. It could take a while. Weeks...months...I don't know. It all depends on how many people participate, and how often.

    Keep coming back, for (I hope) the population will evolve steadily, so each day could bring increasingly interesting poems.

    That's it. Just click on the "Get Started" link below to dive right in. Or click the "Get Report" link to find out what the current highest rated poem is, as well as to see other statistics.

    THE HOW IT WORKS PAGE:

    How it Works
    "Many poems were butchered in the making of this site."

    The Darwinian Poetry software relies primarily on a mechanism called "crossover", similar to the process that operates on chromosomes in biological evolution, except that here the basic genetic units are words rather than nucleic acids. When the program sees that there is room in the population for new poems (because some unfit poems were...um...culled from the herd) it randomly chooses two surviving poems to serve as parents. These two poems are then crossed over, producing two new offspring.

    Here is an example to illustrate. These are two poems that I just grabbed off a test version of the site (color coded for convenience):

    forest storefront semifinished decrees confirmed
    scheming he congestive curdles refulgent
    sceptered not of miffs syncretism
    lose the but longer floor

    the of but judgeship the
    forty troweling him sufficing lysolecithin
    of from when esurience they
    rest timely wounded the perpend

    If these two poems were chosen for breeding, the first thing the program would do is decide how many "snip" points to use. Currently this number ranges between one and five. Let's say 2 came up randomly. Now each poem gets randomly cut in two places. Note that this is different than biological crossover in that the cut points vary between the parents. Whereas real chromosomes need to maintain a constant length, our poems will evolve in length as well as content.

    forest storefront SNIP! semifinished decrees confirmed
    scheming he congestive curdles refulgent
    sceptered not SNIP! of miffs syncretism
    lose the but longer floor

    the of but judgeship the
    forty troweling him SNIP! sufficing lysolecithin
    of from when esurience SNIP! they
    rest timely wounded the perpend

    Now the software performs the crossover operation resulting in two new poems:
    forest storefront suffcing lysolecithin
    of from when esurience of miffs syncretism
    lose the but longer floor
    the of but judgeship the
    forty troweling him semifinished decrees confirmed
    scheming he congestive curdles refulgent
    sceptered not they
    rest timely wounded the perpend

    That's

    1. Re:In anticipation of /. effect by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's still up, and still fast!

      Anyway, I hope people of realised this is nothing to do with proper evolution. If this were to be proper evolution then the ability to write poems would be codified in the genes, and that would be crossed over and mutated. This is simply single poems that are being selected between. Therefore you could 'cheat' by simply inserting a Shakespearian sonnet into the gene pool, and it would be guaranteed to win every comparison. You can't inject "the ability to write Shakespearian sonnets" into the former gene pool because we don't know how to codify how to write such poems, and indeed that would be a far more interesting behaviour to try and evolve than just a single poem, which teaches us _nothing_.

      I much prefer the evolutionary art page, as at least there you were evolving algorithms. I have no longer if that page still exists, I last looked there in about 1994.

      Sorry to be so negative, but any old nonsense that breeds and is selected is called 'evolution' nowadays, which cheapens the concept.

      YAW.

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    2. Re:In anticipation of /. effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Maybe read it again . . . ?

    3. Re:In anticipation of /. effect by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 1
      Actually, I have to take issue with that. The only reason you could "insert a Shakespearean sonnet" is that Willy already wrote one for you. Similarly, if the goal was to evolve poetry generators you could just insert a good one of those...if somebody smarter than you had already written one.

      Certainly a GA that evolved poetry generation algorithm would be much more sophisticated than this primitive model, and would more closely approximate the genotype/phenotype split of DNA based life, but that doesn't it make it "more evolutionary." Are you claiming that DNA itself didn't appear through evolution?

      --David

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    4. Re:In anticipation of /. effect by ameoba · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Q: In the example you used, both new poems still suck. Doesn't seem like evolution to me.

      A: That's not technically a question, but it's true: breeding two poems won't necessarily produce a better poem. In fact, if either poem is any good to start with, it will probably produce a worse poem. But sometimes something better will be produced, and such offspring will tend to survive a long time, producing many more offspring. Evolution is all about preserving those rare beneficial developments amidst a sea of failed genetic experiments.


      I'm getting sick of seeing FAQ authors that think they're witty use lines like this. It's not really original, and it was only halfway funny the first time I saw it; really... my jr. high history teacher had a better sense of humor than this.
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    5. Re:In anticipation of /. effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a karma whore. You're scum.

    6. Re:In anticipation of /. effect by Ashen · · Score: 1

      lysolecithin? is that anything like soy lecithin? will it emsulsify us?

    7. Re:In anticipation of /. effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT'S PEOPLE! Soylecithin is MADE FROM PEOPLE!

  5. Hmm, Darwin Fish evolve... by MrEnigma · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I can see it already, people with Darwin Fish on their cars, with a poetic bumper sticker....

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    1. Re:Hmm, Darwin Fish evolve... by MrEnigma · · Score: 2

      I guess I missed the point. :)

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  6. A Slashdot Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only on Slashdot Read of poems having sex While still I get none

    1. Re:A Slashdot Haiku by flogger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's format this a little better:

      Only on Slashdot
      Read of poems having sex
      While still I get none


      Not bad. Now lets take another one:

      While reading bad stuff
      thought about the creative:
      Was a waste of time.


      Ok, that isn't good, but let's through them in the sack and see what pops out...

      While reading slashdot
      Read about creative sex
      While still I waste none.


      My head hurts now. :-)

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    2. Re:A Slashdot Haiku by banana+fiend · · Score: 1

      There was a young poet from essex
      Who tried to get poems to have sex
      He generated 'em random,
      mutated and culled them,
      But then we went and slashdotted his competer

      Anybody got a mate for a lonely limerick?

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    3. Re:A Slashdot Haiku by rattler14 · · Score: 1

      nice :)

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    4. Re:A Slashdot Haiku by bj8rn · · Score: 1

      Sonnet

      Farewell now, all the good ideas that I had!
      Oh, woe me, who fed a machine with you
      Didn't know, what it would lead to:
      They drove the poor machine mad.

      Oh, I thought it would be glad,
      Its memory full of concepts new!
      Now I wish: if I only knew,
      I'd have left it with what it had...

      Oh, how could I be so bloody stupid!
      I taught the machine about platonic love
      And how angels fly up there, high above
      And now -- it thinks it's a Cupid!

      It found its calling in mating poems!
      Haikus have sex with sestinas and doggerels...

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  7. Having actulay played with it by Nf1nk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I say interesting and the more I played the more I realized that this is in many ways better than the stuff that I had to read in english class.
    Another advantage is that no teacher could ever ask;
    What was the authors motivation in writing this particular poem?
    I hate that Question

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    1. Re: Having actulay played with it by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


      > Another advantage is that no teacher could ever ask; What was the authors motivation in writing this particular poem?

      Yeah, but I bet I could have written an essay that answered it!

      Everything I know about bullshitting I learned in English class. I once got an A on a pop quiz essay about a poem I hadn't even read; I just extrapolated from the title.

      If they taught more literature classes in business school then those MBAs would be a lot better at explaining their scandals away, and maybe not get carted of to jail for their crooked dealing. To say nothing of politicians; those guys should be English majors instead of lawyers.

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    2. Re:Having actulay played with it by chriskenrick · · Score: 1

      Another advantage is that no teacher could ever ask; What was the authors motivation in writing this particular poem? For male human poets, I'm betting the answer is pretty much exclusively "to be able to get beautiful women into bed" ;)

    3. Re: Having actulay played with it by Basje · · Score: 1

      politicians; those guys should be English majors instead of lawyers

      Then you'd still be screwed, still not understand a bit of what they're saying, but at least it would sound nice

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    4. Re: Having actulay played with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Goddamned right. Nearly 10 years later, I'm still proud of my top score on the AP English exam...obtained by writing essentially the same essay for all three topics. I wrote three body paragraphs ranting on Judas' betrayal of Christ, then wrote a custom introduction and conclusion paragraph for each topic to twist the given topic to match my bullshit.

    5. Re: Having actulay played with it by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      I can consistently get A's on pop quizzes over stuff I haven't read just by guessing what kind of answers the teacher wants. It's funny. I'm not bragging, and I'm not joking. This doesn't need to be a joke. :-)

  8. Well that took 5 minutes by KU_Fletch · · Score: 2, Funny

    The front page is still functioning, but the applet is down for the count.

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    1. Re:Well that took 5 minutes by DrLudicrous · · Score: 1

      Seriously. 11 comments and it has already been /.'ed. Amazing.

    2. Re: Well that took 5 minutes by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > The front page is still functioning, but the applet is down for the count.

      Sadly, the poetry evolved to the point where it attracted a predator's attention, and now it's gone extinct.

      This is why I'm against broadcasting our presence to the stars.

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    3. Re:Well that took 5 minutes by PetWolverine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like the front page:

      System Requirements

      None. Well, a computer and a browser. Any browser. Netscape, IE, Safari, Opera, whatever. It could be NCSA Mosaic on a 386, GistIt on your Blackberry, or Lynx on a VT100 terminal. (Or, as I've just been informed by a reader, WAP on your cell phone.) Pure HTML, baby. Javascript is for sissies and posers.

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    4. Re: Well that took 5 minutes by julesh · · Score: 1

      Sadly, the poetry evolved to the point where it attracted a predator's attention, and now it's gone extinct.

      This is why I'm against broadcasting our presence to the stars.


      NEWSFLASH

      INTERGALACTIC NEWS - MILKY WAY, ALPHA QUADRANT

      Sentient species from all around the galaxy were stunned today by the news of the total annihilation of all life on Earth.

      Earth, a small blue green planet orbiting an uninteresting single star towards the outer edge of the civilised portion of the galaxy, first came to the attention of scientists only a handful of years ago. "They started by broadcasting simple messages between themselves," said Humanologist Urk-Thr'qar of Threep University. "They didn't seem aware of our presence. But then they started sending messages that seemed directed at us. We had to investigate further."

      But it was one of the messages transmitted internally within the planet that caused their eventual downfall. A human, it seems, had an interesting and imaginative new idea. Unfortunately, the actual idea has been lost forever due to what happened next.

      A message was posted on the intergalactic network news site, slashdot.galaxy. The message read simply: "Hey, check out Earth. They're not as dumb as we thought," and included a set of hyperspatial co-ordinates for Earth.

      Within seconds, the planet was surrounded by a cloud of interplanetary space ships. Only hours later, the ships had all departed, taking with them every scrap of life that existed on the planet.

      Late arrivals were disappointed to find the planet barren.

      "Huh!" said one three-eyed creature from Ph'tarra. "I come all the way over here and the entire planet's slashdotted. You'd have thought they would have had the courtesy to lay on extra bioreplicators to at least attempt to handle the extra specimen collectors they were bound to receive."

      One lucky specimen collector remarked "Well, I mean I got myself a specimen, but it was only a small quadroped. I don't think its even house trained. But I'll put up a copy on GeneTorrent if you like."

  9. Obligatory... by clambake · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It was the best of times... It was the BLURST OF TIMES?!?! Stupid monkey!"

    1. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

  10. It's not poetry by BelugaParty · · Score: 1

    I hate to be old fashioned about this, but poetry is made by humans. Wearing prose or garbage (in this case) into sensible meter does not a poem make.

    Human expression makes poetry.

    1. Re:It's not poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aagh! I can't stand it anymore!

      This "unnatural selection" has nothing to do with darwinian selection, because the selection process in this case is directed by intelligent beings.

      Poetry is human expression...and this "darwinian" poetry is created by...(you guessed it) humans! It's just a little...perturbed by the algorithms. Ultimately, though, it is still human expression.

    2. Re:It's not poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I enjoy the philosophy behind Dadaism, I don't really respect the poetry.

    3. Re:It's not poetry by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Maybe it's not "inspired" poetry, but it is an interesting experiment, nonetheless. If people moderating "generations" of peoms, can produce something that people would be interested in... well then it's good poetry, regardless of it's origins.

      I remember reading a few years ago about a pogram that was written to randomly write music in the style of certain composers (in this case, Bach and Mozart). Then as an experiment, they held a concert for music scholars. This concert had three pieces played: a very obscure piece by Bach (which is easy to find, since his repetiore has well over 1000), a piece written by someone in the style of Bach, and a piece generated by this program in the style of Bach. Then they were asked to guess which piece was the one composed by Bach....and as I'm sure you guessed, the computer generated one was the winner.

      If I can find a link, I will post it, but this was a few years ago.

      It's a noble experiment, I think, and not something that should be immediatly shunned just because it wasn't written by humans.

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    4. Re:It's not poetry by UserGoogol · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except this IS made by Humans. We're doing the selecting, ergo we're making it, just as we made Dogs.

      So of course it's not the same as "Natural Selection," but it's still pretty evolution-like.

      And at any rate, it is fastly approaching coherence, and I think it IS art. Before it got slashdotted, I saw grammar, and stuff sort of made coherent sense, in a moody surreal sort of way.

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    5. Re:It's not poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No offense, but you know that if it weren't for Matrix: Reloaded, nobody would be saying "ergo."

      Maybe I can get the W brothers to put cool words nobody says into Matrix: Revolutions a few hundred times. Like, say, "Guarana" or maybe "jujube".

      I just think it's funny that every time someone wants to sound important these days, they say "ergo" at least once - thanks to an action movie.

    6. Re:It's not poetry by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen the movie yet. (Under 17, and haven't had the energy to find an over-18-er or sneak in.)

      I just like the word Ergo, and have been using since before the movie came out. It's shorter than therefore, by five letters.

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    7. Re:It's not poetry by greay · · Score: 1

      You're not really /supposed/ to respect the poetry.

    8. Re:It's not poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I started using "ergo" a year ago, when I was reading Buckminster Fullers writings.

    9. Re:It's not poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are smarter than me.

    10. Re:It's not poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct, and this case, it is humans who are making the poetry. If you don't believe it, then you either didn't read or didn't understand how the system works. If you believe that the system is far too limiting to permit a variety of expression wide enough to allow humans to create poetry, then please explain what the difference is between the limitations imposed by that system and the limitations imposed by the semantics and vocabulary of whatever language you choose to write poetry in? For example, English has no word, medical or otherwise, for the patterns that you "see" when your eyes are closed in a dark room and you're drifting off to sleep, but that doesn't stop people from being able to write poetry about it.

    11. Re:It's not poetry by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I remember reading a few years ago about a pogram that was written to randomly write music in the style of certain composers (in this case, Bach and Mozart)....

      It's a noble experiment, I think, and not something that should be immediatly shunned just because it wasn't written by humans.


      Oh, but it was written by humans! Just not directly. A human had to take the time, and develop some sort of algorithm for determining what comprises a "Bach" piece of literature.

      Humans then had to encode this - had to develop the intimate understanding of what it means to be "Bach" and then write the software that conforms to this vague, entirely subjective concept of "Bach".

      The program, once written, wasn't acting on its own. It's clearly acting in accordance with explicit and careful instruction on the part of the programmer(s) who put it together.

      Just because we can make a machine that can do X, that machines do X and aren't somehow human - they are as human as their creator.

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    12. Re:It's not poetry by BelugaParty · · Score: 1

      Like I said in another post in this thread... because you can TRICK someone into believing that a work comes from a human, this does not mean that that work is art. What defines "Art" and "Poetry" is the human element in the expression/creation of that work. No matter what a human creates; it can be considered art. This is where the previous posters response could be acceptable (it's whatever humans define as .. blah blah). But as long as it is not produced by a human, it can not be considered art. PERIOD.

      I agree that this experiment might have an interesting conclusion. My wager is that it will turn out like the "worlds favorite joke" or "the funniest joke in the world". It's the most over-wrought, uninsightful, least moving/interesting thing ever to be created.

    13. Re:It's not poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (new idea for a t-shirt) "if NOT inspired; NOT poetry..."

    14. Re:It's not poetry by sanchny · · Score: 1
      That Bach experiment sounds really interesting. I hope you find the link.

      I disagree with your comparison, though. There's a huge difference between music and poetry, and how both can be interpreted as art.
      Appreciation for music ultimately comes down to evaluating the sound of the piece. How well it flows, how good it sounds, and what feelings it evokes when you hear those sounds.
      Poetry, on the other hand, is a lot more complicated. It's also based on what feelings and thoughts it evokes when you hear/read it. But the main difference is that vocabulary is a lot more complex than music. It's a lot easier for a program to evaluate tons of music that has been composed already by a person and find patterns here and there and reproduce them. It's a lot harder to do that with any language out there. You can't just take random letters or words and put them together based on statistics that have been compiled. All of these words and sentences have meaning, with stuff like different connotations and drastically different interpretations based on the word order.

      Even the guy who's writing this program/running this experiment admits that the results will probably suck:

      it's true: breeding two poems won't necessarily produce a better poem. In fact, if either poem is any good to start with, it will probably produce a worse poem.

      The problem with this poetry "experiment" isn't that it's being done by a computer. Rather, it's the process that's being used: random splicing in order to produce what'll ultimately be perceived as set of thoughts and an expression of feelings. If you had a human do the same thing (splice poems randomly, without looking at the meaning), the results will still suck.
      The ability of humans to express themselves through words is something that computers will have a hard time matching.

      Then again, it's poetry. Someone out there is going to find meaning in whatever the program spews out.

    15. Re:It's not poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sneaking into the matrix. That would make you a real rebel. A bad kid. Wow. Think of how cool you would be. I bet all the chicks would like you.

      Jesus Christ, this country is lame.

      In other news, the word "ergo" has been around longer than the matrix. I haven't seen the movie either. I'm not a minor or anything, but the thing is I really don't give a shit. Maybe, some day, I'll catch it on DVD if a friend rents it or something. That's how I ended up watching the first one.

    16. Re:It's not poetry by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      It is evolution, but not natural selection - the two are not identical.

    17. Re:It's not poetry by Madcapjack · · Score: 1
      Then they were asked to guess which piece was the one composed by Bach....and as I'm sure you guessed, the computer generated one was the winner.

      Turing Test?

    18. Re:It's not poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The program, once written, wasn't acting on its own. It's clearly acting in accordance with explicit and careful instruction on the part of the programmer(s) who put it together.


      Yeah, whatever. You're not acting on your own, either; you're clearly acting in accordance with your genetic program.
    19. Re:It's not poetry by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't make me cool, and I know that. But I've contemplated that it might be easier than scheduling a viewing with an adult. I'd probably never sneak in though, and I only have to wait until November when I'll be 17, and just hope its in theaters then.

      And yes, Mr. Mildly-agressive-troll, this country is lame. But I suppose most countries suffer this lameness.

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  11. Darwinian server by deuist · · Score: 5, Funny

    By process of natural selection, we have just eliminated the weaker servers by use of what ecologists call "The Slashdot Effect." Appearantly, only the stronger servers such as the mighty Google can produce further page views.

  12. it's a joke: laugh by cavegrub · · Score: 1

    What an excellent idea! Software to help computer-inclined high school students (read: a healthy dose of Slashdot readers) complete those pesky English assigments.

    Some of the evolutionary poetry is better than what I managed to type out at 0200 after playing Soldier of Fortune 2 for 6 hours straight.

    1. Re:it's a joke: laugh by cavegrub · · Score: 1

      Alright. It's not a joke. It's a statement. I'm very, very tired. Forgive me. Ciao.

  13. Call me a cynic, but... by Magic+Thread · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I rather doubt any good poetry will actually come out of this. It seems to me that two good poems with parts interchanged at random "snip points" will be statistically very likely to become bad poems. A more advanced system is probably necessary before anything worthwhile will be produced.

    The idea of having people vote on which poems are best is a good one, though. Maybe the same principle could be applied to other computer-generated word stuff.

    1. Re:Call me a cynic, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voting would not be evolutionary. That would denote a higher power, making the poems becoming created and chosen to evolve instead of letting randomness and chaos choose them.

      What other systems could there be? changing just one character at a time?

      And yes, the poems will more than likely always be bad, but that is the theory of evolution, no?

    2. Re:Call me a cynic, but... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      I read the poems before the website died. They're pretty good. And voting isn't really completely contradictory with the Evolution.

      In Evolution, the organisms interact with their environment, and those with interact best thrive. In reality, the environment tend to be other organisms, and the geology and climate of the area. Here, for better effect, humans are the environment, and

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    3. Re:Call me a cynic, but... by greay · · Score: 1

      Hmm... no, this voting /is/ evolution. It's more like the practice of breeding than "traditional" evolution, but randomness & chaos isn't really what drives evolution - all that means is there's a lot of factors that aren't easy to predict.

      predators, sexual desirability - these are two primary driving forces (like the "good poetry" driving force here) that aren't random.

      mutation is "random", but it's not the primary driving force of evolution, at least not since sexual reproduction hit the scene.

    4. Re:Call me a cynic, but... by Cyclometh · · Score: 1

      I rather doubt any good poetry will actually come out of this.

      That's exactly the idea. 99.99% of whatever comes out will be pure shite, but as time goes on, the theory is that the content of some will improve.

      It's why it's called "Darwinian". Random mutations producing almost total garbage, but rarely producing something worthwhile, which is allowed to survive.

      I think it's an interesting experiment, actually.

    5. Re:Call me a cynic, but... by poity · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      Interesting word combinations do not a poem make.

      Where is the art? The Art?

      Applying evolution to poems is just a badly thought out idea. There are no parameters or definite goals so there is no optimal model.

      Besides, different poems express different emotions; traits that make one poem effective may neutralize those that work well for another.

      All you'll end up with is a generic slush of interesting sounding/looking phrases that express nothing at all -- assuming that the product is even coherent.

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  14. Putting down creation? by SugoiMonkey · · Score: 1
    For those who say design cannot take place through the process of selection

    I know that the following is slightly geared as though you're suggesting to Creationists that they're wrong, but it is more to say that both of your ideas have some merit (meaning there are parts that have been proven or remain unproven).

    There's nothing that proves the whole process of selection wasn't created by a greater being (I mean, these types of beings are supposed to be rather intelligent, right?). Remember that at one point in time the Catholic Church condemned and excommunicated (even killed in some instances) people who believed that the sun is the center of the Universe. Modern day Christians, however, have no problems believing this. Things change and in 100 years people will be saying, damn, these people were considered radicals and blasphemous by the Christian Churches? HA HA HA.

    1. Re:Putting down creation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Remember that at one point in time the Catholic Church condemned and excommunicated (even killed in some instances) people who believed that the sun is the center of the Universe.
      Yeah, well, that's the Catholic church for you.

      Seriously, it's a damn good thing for Christians of all denominations that the Catholic church is around - all through history, they keep doing the dirty work (IIRC the Catholic church was responsible for the Crusades).
      Don't get me wrong here, Catholic churchgoers are no worse than anyone else - but the church itself keeps working at a bad reputation. From the Crusades to today's debacle over pedophilic priests... I feel sorry for Catholics, really...

      On topic: Don't you mean "solar system"? I don't think we know what the center of the universe is, let alone if it's the sun.
    2. Re:Putting down creation? by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      "There's nothing that proves the whole process of selection wasn't created by a greater being"

      Well, there's nothing that proves the whole process of selection wasn't created by Bonzo the Clown. You can't prove a negative - deal with it.

  15. Monkeys Can do it too! by saden1 · · Score: 1

    I believe 2 monkeys can do the same job in half the time.

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    1. Re:Monkeys Can do it too! by acermate433s · · Score: 2, Funny

      and then produce another generation of monkeys until we have enough monkeys to create the greatest poem in history

  16. Poetry in motion by Biomechanoid · · Score: 1

    Slashdotting (silencing) a poetry site, sounds like poetry to me.

    1. Re:Poetry in motion by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's like The Slashdot version of The Raven....Quoth the server, nevermore :P

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  17. This is how we elect politicians... by subliminal_fugue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... and we all know how well that worked out. Yeah, I know the process is a little different, but the notion that art can come from voting is as silly as thinking democracy pushes the best leaders to the top.

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    1. Re:This is how we elect politicians... by aeinome · · Score: 1

      as silly as thinking democracy pushes the best leaders to the top.

      But it does! It elects the lesser of two evils from the two major political parties. I fail to see how that person is not the "best".

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    2. Re:This is how we elect politicians... by subliminal_fugue · · Score: 1

      But it does! It elects the lesser of two evils from the two major political parties. I fail to see how that person is not the "best".

      Errr... I hope that you are either being sarcastic or that you don't vote. :-P

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  18. So.... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 4, Funny

    can anyone tell me the Prose and Cons of Darwinian Poetry? :P

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    1. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      It doesn't appear to be written in lisp, so there are no Cons to it.

  19. So what if humanity's obsolete... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eventually poems will have sex on /. about it. woah

  20. Genetic Algorithm Poetry? or just Dadaism? by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Genetic Algorithms and Genetic Programming use the principles of natural selection to evolve solutions to problems that hopefully get better and better.
    Dadaism "A western European artistic and literary movement (1916-23) that sought the discovery of authentic reality through the abolition of traditional culture and aesthetic forms."

    Here is an example Dadaist poem -
    People who can't develop a taste
    for the primeval
    but rather wrangle in this world
    and in their noseless faces
    daily brush and paint and lacquer
    three abundant heraldic
    stylized moustaches
    one above another.


    Now, let's find something in between, jwz has just done that - DADADO..

    DadaDodo is a program that analyses texts for word probabilities, and then generates random sentences based on that. Sometimes these sentences are nonsense; but sometimes they cut right through to the heart of the matter, and reveal hidden meanings.
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  21. "Related Links" by Jonboy+X · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll bet that "have sex" link on the right side will be seeing some action...

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  22. Pavlov wants some too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is fantastic, because then we can beat the monkeys senseless when they hit arbitrary keys we don't like.

    I want that job.

  23. Two Comments from the Creator by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 1

    1) Why did Slashdot reject me when I submitted this myself a couple of days ago? 2) The poor little Pentium 600 hosting this has already succumbed. Alas. (I can still ftp in, but Tomcat doesn't seem to like the load.) Donations for a real computer...like a Mac G5...will be graciously accepted. --David

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    1. Re:Two Comments from the Creator by jamie · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Why did Slashdot reject me when I submitted this myself a couple of days ago?"

      Your's not to make reply,
      Your's not to reason why,
      Your's but to crash and die:
      Into the valley of delete
      Rode the six hundred submissions.

      "The poor little Pentium 600 hosting this has already succumbed."

      Alas, poor server! I knew him, Mutantninja: a CPU
      of Intelish host, of most excellent fancy: he hath
      borne clients on his backbone a thousand times; and now, how
      abused on my internet it is!

    2. Re:Two Comments from the Creator by grolim13 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Your's not to make reply,
      Try Yours ... although possessive forms normally have apostrophes, yours (and its) is (are) exception(s).

    3. Re:Two Comments from the Creator by Speare · · Score: 1

      I'm a grammar fascist as much as the next really annoying guy, but two points:

      One, he was emulating an older form of English. Specifically, "The Charge of the Light Brigade," by Lord Tennyson. I wouldn't nitpick grammar or spelling on anything before around 1900, as English had few formal references and strict rules in those times.

      Two, the style above may have been more of a contraction, and not an attempt at a possessive. "Our's not" is the poem-styled contraction of "Ours is not," referring to "Our place is not..." The poet chose to use "Our's" instead of trying to wrap a tongue around the spelling or extra syllable in "Ours's" or "Ours is."

      Poetic license allows you to bend the rules, rhyming on 'I' when grammar requires 'me,' or dropping troublesome syllables to achieve natural scance and meter.

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  24. No reason to have sex by SiMac · · Score: 1

    From what I've read, the only evolutionary reason to have sex is protection against other organisms. Here, we don't need to do that. Of course, I could be wrong, but that's what I've read. If anyone has a better explanation for sex, please let me know.

    Either way, in this circumstance, it completely fucks up the poem, so we might want to do without it.

  25. Not much to do with Darwin... by WegianWarrior · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To qoute; The goal of this project is to see if non-negotiated collaboration can evolve interesting poetry using (un)natural selection.



    Darwinism is all to do with natural selection, while this is un-natural selection. It's about breeding poems, nothing more. That aside, I must say I find the idea interesting, and the end result can't be worse than what a lot of modern poets spew out (these days, it seems like "art" is defined as what the selfproclaimed artist manages to sell).



    For a true darwinistic approach thought, it ought to be possible do analyze a heapload of poems written by humans, derive a handfull of rules as to what defines a 'good' poem (lenght, avrage lenght of words etc etc etc) and write a program that 'culls the herd' strickly on basis of those rules, ie: the 50% of the population which come closest to fullfilling the rules (best adapted to their enviromant) are allowed to breed and give rise to the next geneartion, at which point the process repeats.

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  26. Vogon poetry by Aropax20 · · Score: 5, Funny
    The samples above could almost pass for vogon poetry which is, of course, the third worst poetry in the universe

    O freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me...

    1. Re:Vogon poetry by lildogie · · Score: 1

      Good point; perhaps there should be a parallel system to breed the worst examples of poetry.

  27. hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /. is telling me something, in the releated links box
    "have sex".

    Yeap, will do!

  28. Darwinian Poetry? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Poesy only Dawkins or Dennett can lurv.

    Machines can't make poetry (yet) because they don't have any grasp of meaning. Manipulating words using some vagrant Markov process blown through a rhymer doesn't make poetry - it just makes rhyming nonsense.

    Of course, now, my cake is melting in the rain, and it took so long to bake it...

    T'UFF UM - I ZIMBRA!

    RS

    If it isn't self refuting, it isn't complete.

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    1. Re:Darwinian Poetry? by vidarh · · Score: 1
      Why would you need to grasp meaning to write good poetry? After seeing how teachers at school butchered poems and invented meanings for poems that were directly opposite of how any sane person would read them, I am forced to conclude that having meaning is not a prerequisite for a good poem. A good poem evoke ideas in the reader - sometimes a poet has specific ideas he or she want to convey, other times feelings that you won't neccesarily find any basis for in the words alone, but very often the reader will get something completely different from the poems.

      I'm reminded by an occasion where a serious reviewer was interviewing a famous author about a work that was seen as a masterpiece about a specific scene in his work, and went on at great lengths about the symbolism of the scene. Then he asked the author why he wrote it like that. The answer was "because it sounded good".

      Good poetry is what works for the reader, regardless of intent by the poet. A good poet is one that can write good poems that convey at least part of what he or she had to say. But good poems doesn't have to come from good poets.

      Yes, some people do like to try to figure out what the poet meant and intended, and sometimes that does have value, because it adds to the experience of the poem. But that is by no means a prerequisite to enjoying a poem. Personally I feel that a poem should be "self contained" - I shouldn't need to understand the poet to get something from the poem. From that perspective, there doesn't have to have been a meaning intended.

    2. Re:Darwinian Poetry? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      >Good poetry is what works for the reader,
      >regardless of intent by the poet. A good poet
      > is one that can write good poems that
      >convey at least part of what he or she had to
      >say. But good poems doesn't have to
      >come from good poets.

      Post-Modernist deconstructivist malarky.

      "What Works" for a reader is not the same as good poetry. God poetry is where the form of the poem (the sounds) amplify or help create the meaning (the sense) of the poem. It's the unity of the writer's skill as a poet and the poet's depth of vision that make for good poetry. To excise intention from poetry is to excise its value as a practice.

      If you take proper care of the sense, the sounds will take care of themselves.

      RS

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  29. A sample... by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 2, Informative
    Fortunately Safari kept a snapshot of the report page. If you're interested, here's what it looked like just before the slashdotting: (By the way, does anyone know if Tomcat will recover on its own, or do I have to pay a visit to the server and restart things?)

    --David

    Darwinian Poetry

    Code as Art:Poetry:Darwinian Poetry

    Generations (Avg)4.502 Total Number of Poems6969 Top Ranked Poems#2496 where ghost sleuth with lingo
    of the long with helicopt bodies
    where eyes tore devilish covered

    #4951 your victims come

    #1486 when sometime the life loved
    to be throne revoking of shield in blood

    #4722 secretiveness her to sins even
    send it and woe to

    #4808 though eyes closed
    helmets stood not

    #2216 gone to signify when terribly
    untidily of whom suffered him
    the come befool in kissing onside he mere
    fluidic of her fleetest yet

    #861 of either to forgo conclusions
    seen reordered hosts my to
    tend of me his footprints
    but infest lost people lies

    #3054 when sometime the life loved
    to be throne revoking of shield in blood

    #4257 went here bisecting splendid lists
    blood of quieting tressed
    prince held by posers blood
    slumber secretion drink in scene

    #4578 into the the lightning divide which
    bolstering through stricter
    lies

    Total Hits76146

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    1. Re:A sample... by AvitarX · · Score: 2, Funny

      #4808 though eyes closed
      helmets stood not

      That has to be the best one.

      I'm sure plenty of people here can relate.

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    2. Re:A sample... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to me that one of the most powerful evolutionary forces is the leathality of nonsense mutations. Considering that these samples are mostly nonsense, would your project not generate decent poetry faster if you algorithmically filtered out unparseable gibberish?

  30. Slashdot fucks me all the time by nzyank · · Score: 2, Funny

    All I have to do is try to try to post something, anything and I'm fucked. Is that the same as sex?

  31. We did something similar in school.. by fven · · Score: 1

    This is a much better (read faster) version of an exercise we were made to do in junior high school english.
    We all had to write the beginning, middle and end of three poems - about whatever we liked in whatever format we chose. Then we had to put them together with other part-poems from our classmates.
    First we put all the beginnings in one box, the middles in another and the ends in another and randomly withdrew one sheet of paper from each.
    Then we had another go where we forgot about whether each part was a beginning, a middle or an end and we selected the best partner to any given sheet. Having stuck the part-poems together, now in a whole pile of pairs we randomly paired them again.

    It was a fun week of classes though I don't remember any particularly stellar results.

  32. Prose by tcdk · · Score: 5, Funny

    In all likelihood they will both be abysmal pieces of nonsensical garbage. That's ok. All you have to do is read them both and pick the one you find more appealing, for whatever reason. Your decision might be based on a single word that you happen to like. It doesn't matter. Just pick whichever one strikes your fancy.

    I like it!

    Could somebody please add this to the /. moderation guidelines?

    Oh, wait...

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    1. Re:Prose by http · · Score: 1

      /self wipes tears away. heee hee. thank you thank you thank you hh ah ha haeh hhh. thank you.

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      If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.
      3^2 * 67^1 * 977^1
  33. Wrong by boomgopher · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, it's human interpretation the makes something poetry.

    Computers/processes are quite capable of producing works we percieve as art.

    --
    Your hybrid is not saving the environment. Its purpose is to make you feel good about buying something.
    1. RE: Wrong by BelugaParty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right. My human interpretation does not recognize this to be poetry. (I'll adapt my response to the AC who responded to this too, because I think he made a good point. So I'll suppose there is no human input to select the phrases.) Quit co-opting human terms for computer processes! Just because a computer CAN string words together or CAN make something that might (however I doubt universally) make something resemble a work of art, this is irrelevant; these are not examples of poetry or art. Whatever a computer produces independent of humans is its own thing -- NOT poetry and NOT art (these terms are reserved for HUMAN expression). The fundamental difference here is WHAT creates the prose/poetry; art (poetry included) is created by humans; even if you fool an over-opinionated jerk into believing something is a work of art and created by a human, does not make it a work of art - it just makes for one more rediculous candid camera sketch. So yeah. I'm wrong. Get Turing out of your butt.

    2. Re:Wrong by TroyFoley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Computers/processes are quite capable of producing works we percieve as art.

      I'll believe it once a poem comes out adequately describing the computational condition.

      --
      After I have received the wisdom of good teaching, I will untiringly teach all people. - The Teachings of Buddha
    3. Re:Wrong by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1
      Computers/processes are quite capable of producing works we percieve as art.
      I'll believe it once a poem comes out adequately describing the computational condition.
      How will you know?
    4. Re: Wrong by dash2 · · Score: 1

      Amen to that, brother. I get tired of people who are basically not interested in art or poetry going "it's all about interpretation".

    5. Re: Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What utter rubbish. So humans are the only possible beings in the entire Universe capable of creating art? Anthropocentric rubbish. We just haven't met or made any other species or any machines capable of it yet.

    6. Re: Wrong by Pendersempai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah: a proof by redefinition. Most of us think of art as "that which is succesful in its purpose of being aesthetically pleasing," while you have defined it as "that which is succesful in its purpose of being aesthetically pleasing AND is made by humans." Fine. You're only begging the question. If you insist on your definition, of course it's not art. Regardless whether you're technically right, you've not said anything of merit.

    7. Re: Wrong by BelugaParty · · Score: 1

      No one involved in the arts defines art as something that is simply "aesthetically pleasing." You obviously have no idea of what you are talking about. An appeal to "most of us" or authority isn't going to change that.
      I did not "bag" or redefine my argument, I simply pointed out that the poster forgot the word/idea "human" in the concept "human expression" which is central to the definition of art.
      And thank you, I will insist on my definition because it is right. IMO any argument that defends or defines a truth has merit.

    8. Re: Wrong by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      Okay. I see where you're coming from. My point is that your quibble is not with the parent's CONCEPT (which is essentially that a genetic algorithm can mimic human creation), but with his TERMINOLOGY (in that he called such mimicry "art" rather than "surrogate art" or whatever you'd prefer). As such, I'd call your argument without merit.

      Imagine that a poster talked about how genetic algorithms instead of more traditional iterative ones signified "a new paradigm of programming theory." You understand what he's saying, and the concept is the showpiece of his post. Yet what if OrcaParty had jumped in with

      NO! You're wrong! As any linguist could tell you, 'Paradigm' refers only to verb and noun tables designed to illustrate proper conjugation and declination for all verbs and nouns in the same linguistic family. It's clear you're not involved with linguistics.
      He's rather missing the point, isn't he? He doesn't even remotely address the poster's concept, which is that genetic algorithms open an entirely new field of coding theory and practice. One might claim that such a reply is without merit, since it contributes nothing worthwhile to the discussion.

      That was all I meant with my first post. But you responded by first informing me that my own ad-hoc definition would be accepted by "[n]o one involved in the arts," and then accusing ME of an appeal to authority. I am fairly certain that of art is not something defined with consensus by the artsy types, so since my definition was inadequate, I'm curious to hear exactly how you'd define it. I don't just want to hear that it can only be created by humans; I'm looking for a precise defintion that will serve as a test to distinguish between all things that are art and all things that are not.

    9. Re: Wrong by Pejorian · · Score: 1

      "...that which is succesful in its purpose of being aesthetically pleasing..."

      Oh, so now you ascribe purpose to the random ramblings of non-intelligent machines? Only humans can have the all-important ingredient of real art, purpose or intent.

      The random textual crap he is trying to "evolve" is no more poetry (or art) than those little squiggles in that old simulator program called "Life" were actually alive.

      --
      - Murphy's Corollary: - It is impossible to make things foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
    10. Re: Wrong by BelugaParty · · Score: 1

      Okay,

      boomgopher says:

      "No, it's human interpretation the makes something poetry."

      Then concludes that:

      "Computers/processes are quite capable of producing works we percieve as art."

      Where could I possibly get the idea that she/he suggests art can be made by a computer? He/she begins by saying that art is something defined by the individual; does this mean the poster can say: a mountain range is art? Or a lightning storm is art; or the random output created by the static inside the floppy drive of a computer, is that art? Where does it stop?
      My attack is not simply based on a linguistic argument. His/her concept of art is flawed. And since the rest of the post can only make sense with the first sentence's qualification, I do believe I should comment on that.
      The whole subject of my thread is how computers can NOT create art because art is made by humans. This poster decides "art is whatever" (shrugging off the definition I established in the beginning, without any proofs I might add) and simply says computers can create things we percieve as art. WELL, I don't percieve these "things" as art and I am defending my original position that computers can't create art.

      Further, I will admit, I have a lot of anger at how geeks will loosely throw humanistic concepts the way of computers and computer output just because it seems to fit (this is where I wish the discussion went). There is as substantial a difference between what a computer creates and what a human creates, just as there is between tofu and turkey: no matter how similar they can visually appear, they are completely different. I feel like posters are saying tofu shaped like a turkey is turkey when they suggest that the output of a computer can be called art. No one seems to accept this and a few have seemed hurt by the fact that no other species/alien race/inanimate object/algorithm can produce art.

      (Sorry to be repetetive, you know)

      My definition of art is simple: a human's expression of itself. From there I can determine what it means (if anything) to me or how well it interprets/emulates the forms of the past and so on. So take that for what you will.

    11. Re: Wrong by BelugaParty · · Score: 1

      Yes! Art is anthropocentric. Get over it.

    12. Re: Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The selection being placed on the poems as they evolve is human input. The difference from normal poetry is that it is the input of all participants, and they don't actually get to put the words together, only create the selective pressure. Evolution from random mutation. Yet still human art.

    13. Re:Wrong by James+Cole · · Score: 1

      Did you mean something like poem #6454:

      "into the soullessness"

    14. Re: Wrong by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      Well, I've got a lot more respect for you having read that response. I'm glad that your argument was more profound in fact than as I interpreted.

      That said, I think you misinterpret boomgopher when he says "No, it's human interpretation the makes something poetry... Computers/processes are quite capable of producing works we percieve as art." I believe he considers art more an internal aspect of perception than an objective attribute of a thing. That is, if I look at a mountain range, or a lightning storm, or random data on a floppy, and see in it something profound, then for me, it's art. If I look at the output of an automated authoring algorithm and find meaning or profundity, then that should qualify as well. I understand that you're probably having a fit over that definition, and I respect that, but if that's the extent of your objection, then we're back where we started. Linguists would say that definitions ought be descriptive rather than prescriptive anyhow, and that is certainly one way the word is used.

      But even aside from that, I find your definition intriguing. Your "definition of art is simple: a human's expression of itself." What about a human's expression of a vase of flowers? Or of a mountain range? There are a great many museums that would be quite surprised to learn that such is not art. One possible response is that only flowers arranged with the intention of making a metaphorical observation of its author's humanity qualify, yet this does not hold up -- a great many works widely revered as art merely substituted for the portraiture now more efficiently afforded by photography. Another response is that any form of human expression inevitably and ultimately expresses the human behind it -- but if one accepts this, then absolutely any act of expression by a human qualifies as art. When I say hello to a man on the street, the inflection of my voice, the bearing of my posture, my gait, my facial arrangement, and innumerable other features reflect my humanity -- thus, my mere expression of greeting deserves enshrinement in the ivory halls of artistry. I'd question that.

      Yet even if we accept your definition as dogma, why doesn't the program's output qualify? It was created by human hands, with a human purpose. Granted, it uses algorithmic automation to achieve its end, but so does the paint bucket tool in Photoshop. It moreover incorporates human response and subjectivity -- human expression in itself -- in crafting its so-called poetry. A poet often quite calculatingly decides between paths his poem-in-progress could take by which word he finds more appealing -- Poe actually chose "Nevermore" and a raven (which was originally a parrot) in precisely this way, according to an interview. Since that's literally what participants on the linked website are instructed to do -- choose between branches of poetry by subjective allure -- why should the result not be considered collaborative art?

      I'm personally quite interested in the definition of art. I recall once leafing through an old pad of notes I took in a college math course and being surprised by an intriguing bit of poetry I'd written. It rather skillfully incorporated relevant multivariable calculus terms into a playful rhythm, and I was honestly impressed with myself -- until I realized the poetry was actually just my sadly ineffectual attempt at coherent note-taking on a particularly sleep-deprived day. That opened my eyes a bit.

      This was far longer than I intended. I look forward to your observations, though feel free to refrain if you think I'm beating a dead horse.

    15. Re: Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the elephants?

  34. No, no, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You seem to think that it isn't 'natural' selection if humans pick the poems. But there is nothing wrong with having humans do it. In fact, it's the most interesting thing they could do with this. The evolutionary environment, in this case, is determined by many human minds. This psychosphere or whatever you want to call it is unpredictable and dangerous, just like real jungles.

    1. Re:No, no, no. by WegianWarrior · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But it isn't natural selection if the selection is made by a sentinent beeing. By your logic, you might as well call the process that took a wolf (a wild predator, beutyfully fit to savagly tear elks into tiny bits) and turned it into a chihuahua (a teeny little thing most suited to be put out of it's misery) for a natural selection.

      My statement stands. Evolution is unguided by intelligence, breeding is guided. Thus, this page of poems has nothing to do with evolution, and all to do with breeding. Off course, the end result is dependent on the first generation (just as you can say that the chihuahua exists in potentia in the genes of the wolf), but that don't turn the process into something it is not.

      --
      Everything in the world is controlled by a small, evil group to which, unfortunately, no one you know belongs.
    2. Re:No, no, no. by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      Well, OK, let's play semantic games. Evolution is a process which selects the most fit individiuals. Bioevolution is a subset of evolution where fitness is determined by survival and reproduction in the physical world. Breeding is a subset of evolution where fitness is determined by humans based on their goals and ideals. Darwinian Poetry is both evolution and breeding. I do completely agree with your insistance that bioevolution and breeding are distinct, because bioevolution does not depend on intelligent design.

    3. Re:No, no, no. by aziraphale · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > you might as well call the process that took a wolf (a wild predator, beutyfully fit to savagly tear elks into tiny bits) and turned it into a chihuahua (a teeny little thing most suited to be put out of it's misery) for a natural selection.

      How many wolves have you ever come across? Okay, how about chihuahuas?

      So, who's to say the wolf is fitter?

      The way I see it, the gene in ancient proto-dogs that said 'when a human being takes you in and feeds you, and occasionally asks you to have sex with another dog, just go along with it' has been a pretty darned successful gene.

      Like it or not, human beings form a very large part of the competitive landscape for animals nowadays.

      But what we're talking about here is poems, not animals, so your argument just falls right over and lies on the ground, twitching, anyway. The only fitness criterion to judge a poem by is whether it says something to the soul of a human being. You can't simulate it by quantitative measurement - it's a qualitative judgement based soleley on the human condition. So, selecting poems for survival based on their suitability for acceptance in the human mindscape by asking people to pick the one that speaks to them is the best fitness test they could use.

      If it makes you feel better about the mechanism in use, consider the human readers as primitive predators, hunting down and killing the weaker poems, so only the strong survive to breeding age.

  35. i created a similar project for an e-poetry class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i took an e-poetry class for a literature requirement and created a similar project....

    http://www.wam.umd.edu/~dblaze/hex/

    it is pretty much the same thing but done in a somewhat short amount of time.

  36. Sex!! by PetWolverine · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know about the rest of you, but i just clicked on "have sex" straightaway. I don't even know what the article is about yet, I just opened it in a new Safari tab to type this while it loaded.

    --
    I found the meaning of life the other day, but I had write-only access.
  37. That explains Vorgon Poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Who needs a body ?)

  38. Hmmm by zobier · · Score: 2, Informative
    If you find Darwinian Poetry a worthwhile idea, PLEASE tell your friends about it; this is only going to work if many, many people participate.

    Or not at all.

    --
    Me lost me cookie at the disco.
    1. Re:Hmmm by TLouden · · Score: 0

      hmm yes, I've yet to get into the poetry area because of /. affect, maybe he should have thought about what he really wanted when he said he wanted lots of people to participate. Is a mirror going to be put up or is this just a dead fish until the crowds leave and then it dies away because of the lack of people?

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      -Tim Louden
  39. Beatnik Slashdot Poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot zoot Day Slashdot
    www.slashdot.net Apple zoot Slashdot: that jazzman jazzy Apple
    stuff cool that
    long gone jazzy long gone
    Slashdot matters that Apple cool
    cool Slashdot: that Games Meetup
    International hip cool News stuff matters
    nerds, Quit hepcat Quit Games hepcat Apple cool
    Meetup News matters jazzman

  40. java by Penguin+Follower · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, I'd like to say I was able to look at the site...but I haven't found a way to resolve this problem where I install the java jre plugin in mozilla, and it starts crashing left and right when visiting pages with java.

    Anyone know of a way to fix that? Flash, etc... works fine. Just Java crashes. (BTW, this is Mozilla on Linux (slackware 9 to be exact).

    1. Re:java by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 1
      There's no Java on the page. It's a Java servlet, but it's serving straight HTML.

      It's not working because I've been Slashdotted. Argh.

      --David

      --
      Actually, I was trying to be Insightful, not Funny.
    2. Re:java by Penguin+Follower · · Score: 1

      The homepage, http://www.codeasart.com/index.html, though has a java applet on it. Upon hitting that page, mozilla crashed. Sorry, I should have been more specific. I have now removed the JRE plugin simply because it appears to be broken. I've tried several versions, too, all with the same prob. :(

  41. Like an infinite number of monkeys... by mikeophile · · Score: 1

    Typing away with one hand and fapping away with the other.

  42. Main differences by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    are the frequency of voting and the degree to which the democracy is indirect.

    When democracy is direct and frequent it tends to work pretty well (eg Slashdot moderation).

    When it is infrequent (vote every X years) and/or indirect (you vote for someone, who then represents you when voting) it becomes less effective.

    As far as the best leaders not getting to the top the problem isn't democracy, the problem is that there isn't enough democracy.

    --
    Boffoonery - downloadable Comedy Benefit for Bletchley Park
  43. Interesting, but... by Nucleon500 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    In sentencnces (and even poems), words have complex interdependencies, and sometimes even meanings. So instead of evolving a poem, it would be better to evolve a poem-making machine.

    I see two possible designs: One is to evolve many simple, deterministic algorithms which produce one poem when run. This is most similar to what Darwinian Poetry does, evolving individual poems. The other approach is to evolve a smaller population of algorithms with access to an entrophy source, which produces many different poems. I think the latter approach would lead to machines with a basic, ingrained understanding of what makes a good poem.

    So what I'd do is make virtual machine, neural network, or cellular automata, with access to a random number generator, which somehow outputs indexes into a word list. Each time the page reloads, two machines from the population would be run, and their output presented, and the user would select the best one.

    Unless the algorithm allows for the individuals to understand what they write, it's little more than a bunch of random paragraphs moderated by a bunch of random people. Hmm.

    1. Re:Interesting, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there is no other way. All this principle of evolving doesn't work on the results. Evolving works on the quality of what is generating resultings, not on the results themselves.
      Compare to the following:
      You got out into a stone desert.
      What you do is choose two random stones, break each in two halves and take one half from each stone. Then you glue 'em together and repeat it for the other two halves. Your goal is to get a new stone which is seamless and in all more appealing.
      The problem is, while you once might find a matching pair, the next try will be just as blunt as the first try you ever made.
      To succeed, what you have to improve is your selection algorithm for stones and the way you split them. Sticking with randomness doesn't work. You just choose the most appealing of all the rubble.

    2. Re:Interesting, but... by searleb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      exactly what I thought. In a sense the poems are just mixing words through breeding (much like you breed dogs to get shiny fur). What it doesn't do is mutate the words, or the way words are chosen, over time which would allow some movement in the "gene pool". As it stands, the poems can never get better than what was initially in the pot to begin with. Training a neural network poem generator would be interesting, but more easily accomplished by training it on a dataset of Norton's Anthology of Poetry. Furthermore, you'd probably get better results.

      It could be possible to take an artificial life approach where instead of words in poems shifting, phrase forms (noun, adverb, verb, noun) could shift and the words and the forms get randomly "mutated" over time. Sounds like fun.

    3. Re:Interesting, but... by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, if the goal is to create "good" original poetry, selecting a net based on the poem's similarity to known good poetry would probably only lead to a revolutionary new file compression algorithm. (Screw random monkeys, here's a 25KB neural net that reproduces Shakespeare!)

    4. Re:Interesting, but... by searleb · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. For instance, you could train the network on small sections of Shakespeare (the training set), where the words have been randomized. The network will try to rearrange the words to produce the real work. If you train the network on all 37 plays, you may get a network that can rearrange a totally different set of random words (the testing set) into something similar to the style of Shakespeare. Similarly, you could do the same thing with 1,000 different poets and you might get a machine that rearranges words into poetry, not necessarily in the style of any one poet, but in a way unique to itself. This is the beauty of neural networks (and the bane), choosing the right dataset is critical. The other beauty (and bane) is that no one knows if this is possible for a neural network to actually do.

  44. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Evolution is a religion. It is a set of beliefs. Most evolutionists say things like "we have reason to believe", or "we believe that foo is x years old". It is still called a "theory", not a proven fact or scientific Law. Actually it is mathematically improbable even. Just like the early church, the evolution religion changes its views on matters of "fact" and change the timeline and tree of life to fit in with their new findings. Those who don't adhere to the beliefs are excommunications and sometimes attacked and discredited. Just ask any creationist with a Ph.D.

  45. Re:YOU FAIL IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How so? It seems rather obvious that the parent got FP (Fr0sty P1ss)

  46. britney spears by paulerdos · · Score: 1

    so, seems to me that this will just end up selecting the "fittest," where "fittest" is that which the vast majority of people find pleasing... this seems like a definite disconnect from what is "good" poetry.

    it would be funny if this ended up generating britney spears songs after a million generations or whatever :)

  47. Ogden nash from the grave by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    had ogden nash read this tale of digital darwinery
    he surely would have lost his wits.. then retired to a whinery

    --
    OH THE SHAME I fell off the wagon and use sigs again!
  48. I disagree. by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    I don't think this is guided in the breeding sense. If you breed something you have a concrete goal, a certain colour fur, increased longevity.

    In this case the criteria for selection are not defined. Intelligence may play a part in an individual selection but the environment the poems live in is not directed by any one intelligence.

    --
    Boffoonery - downloadable Comedy Benefit for Bletchley Park
    1. Re:I disagree. by jcast · · Score: 1

      It hardly matters. True Darwinian selection is (necessarily) unguided by the input of any intelligence.

      It is precisely this confusion of `no one intelligence' with `no intelligence at all' that (IIUARC) gave rise to Darwinism in the first place, though...

      --
      There are reasons why democracy does not work nearly as well as capitalism.
      -- David D. Friedman
    2. Re:I disagree. by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      "It is precisely this confusion of `no one intelligence' with `no intelligence at all' that (IIUARC) gave rise to Darwinism in the first place, though..."

      Any chance you'll justify this ludicrous assertion?

    3. Re:I disagree. by jcast · · Score: 1

      All I have is a vague memory of a Hayek quote that biological evolution (which is evolution by no-intelligence selection) arose from the consideration of societal evolution (which is evolution by distributed-intelligence selection). Hence the IIUARC.

      --
      There are reasons why democracy does not work nearly as well as capitalism.
      -- David D. Friedman
    4. Re:I disagree. by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      I've no idea whether Hayek said that, but if he did he's wrong.

      Darwin's reasoning in The Origin of Species follows from the simple insight that organisms have more offspring than can survive, that those with characteristics more suitable to their environment are more likely to survive, and that those characteristics will be passed down to future generations.

      read it for yourself: http://www.literature.org/authors/darwin-charles/t he-origin-of-species/

  49. evolutionary haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About six years ago I had a group of high school students generate Haiku through random selection. It was quite a bit of fun for them. The highlight being when they took their favorite poems and read them before an open mic poetry night.

    The goal was to see if poetry could be generated from totally random means (well, a shaken coffee can) the selection being letters->syllables->words->17 syllable sentences. There was no human selection (to negate the argument from design).

    In any case, the audience was receptive and thought that the poetry had been "designed". The kids got the point. And Richard Dawkins had some nice things to say too.

  50. Monkeys, typewriters and probability ... by BillsPetMonkey · · Score: 1

    do not a poem make.

    Probability is a deceptive thing, because although a million monkeys with typewriters will eventually write Shakespeare, it's just a theoretical probability which is different to an actual likelyhood.

    This is the nature of "np-hard" problems (as I believe they're called) - you can't beat the odds.

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    "It's not your information. It's information about you" - John Ford, Vice President, Equifax
    1. Re:Monkeys, typewriters and probability ... by emarkp · · Score: 1
      Probability is a deceptive thing, because although a million monkeys with typewriters will eventually write Shakespeare, it's just a theoretical probability which is different to an actual likelyhood.
      Okay, I was going to mod you down, but I thought I'd respond instead. The only value in any theory is in its ability to model reality.

      In this case you seem to be basing your understanding of probability on a trite statement (a million monkeys...). The number of possible English strings as long as Shakespeare's work is large but finite. As a randomly generated string becomes very large, the probability (in actual likelihood) that the works of Shakespeare will be included becomes very close to one.

      Put another way, the number of possible rolls on a standard die is 6. How likely is it that you'll have seen every side come up at least once if you roll 6 times? 100 times? 1 000 000 times? 10^100 times?

    2. Re:Monkeys, typewriters and probability ... by BillsPetMonkey · · Score: 1

      Okay, I was going to mod you down, but I thought I'd respond instead. The only value in any theory is in its ability to model reality.

      Very good then, lets see you model your theory in reality. Where are you going to get a million monkeys? Don't know. Million typewriters? Not my problem either.

      As a randomly generated string becomes very large, the probability (in actual likelihood) that the works of Shakespeare will be included becomes very close to one.

      *cough* BS! *cough*. So how exactly will your be measuring whether "the works of Shakespeare" are included in this finite string? Let me guess, common letters of the alphabet?

      Sorry, if I had mod points you'd be a troll already and I'd request you resit your Casual Science for the Less Attentive 101 class.

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      "It's not your information. It's information about you" - John Ford, Vice President, Equifax
  51. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by greay · · Score: 1

    no, it's not a religion. It might be /like/ one - you give e.g. for that. But any arbitrary set of beliefs does not make a religion.

    Yes, it still is just a "theory" - but there's enough proof out there that the only good reason to disbelieve it is as a thought experiment.

  52. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful


    > Evolution is a religion. It is a set of beliefs.

    I believe the sun will rise tomorrow just about the same time it rose today; is that also a religion?

    > Most evolutionists say things like "we have reason to believe", or "we believe that foo is x years old". It is still called a "theory", not a proven fact or scientific Law. Actually it is mathematically improbable even.

    Actually, if you put imperfect replicators in a rich environment evolution is almost a certainty.

    > Just like the early church, the evolution religion changes its views on matters of "fact" and change the timeline and tree of life to fit in with their new findings.

    That's a Prime Directive for science: if your model doesn't fit the facts, you have to keep the facts and change the model. That's how science makes progress.

    > Those who don't adhere to the beliefs are excommunications and sometimes attacked and discredited. Just ask any creationist with a Ph.D.

    That's not excommunication, that's "bullshit walks". Creationists are welcome to submit their articles to the same peer review process that real scientists are. How many do you know of that do so, and what were the reviewers' comments on the rejection notices?

    Conspiracy theories are the last refuge of kooks.

    --
    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  53. IN SOVIET RUSSIA ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... poetry have sex with YOU!

  54. A major facet of evolutionary programming... by devphil · · Score: 3, Interesting


    ...is that you have to have faith in a stochastic process.

    Now, I haven't looked at their code, so I don't know what the selection fitness criteria are. Obviously humans play a part in selection for survival; selection for reproduction seems to be completely random -- and that's okay.

    But, assuming that the selction mechanism isn't completely asswacked, I feel sure that some "good" poetry will be eventually produced. ("Good" in the eyes of the same people who made the selection choices, of course. If you never vote, you have no place to complain.) Why do I feel this?

    Because I have faith in evolutionary programming. It's remarkably good at solving problems with a nonlinear fitness landscape. Finicky local minima, discontinuous fitness evaluation -- all that nasty stuff that kills traditional problem-optimization algorithms, and tends to show up in all the "interesting" problems -- genetic approaches are all over that stuff. It isn't completely random, of course, and that's the saving grace. That's the part that we have faith in.

    Yes, as you say, two good poems interchanged at random snip points will statistically be likely to become bad poems. But bad poems die. (Again, assuming the selection mechanism isn't horked over by a sixth-grader who votes for anything containing the word "boobies" no matter how poor the poetry.) And there will be lots and lots of poems. Most of them will be bad. They die, and over time, eventually, statistically, the good ones gain an edge.

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  55. Mama, my job has been automated! by heironymouscoward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... and I was studying to be a poet, driven by dreams of fame and fortune. "Learn Meter", my teacher told me, "understand the rhythm of the soul", he repeated as he hit me over the knuckles with a 2 by 4 when I miscounted my syllables. And now, after ten long years of poet school, I find that I have been replaced by a machine! Not any machine, even, but a mere Pentium 600!
    Perhaps one day we will be able to meet, my machine opponent and I, for a final match. Yes, the machine has sex, and I have not, but I have drugs, and that is a lot. The crowd will decide: is poetry the expression of my purely human soul, or just (as I always suspected before my teacher beat the idea out of me) a jumble of pretty words?

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  56. Now here's a challenge by fven · · Score: 1

    What would be good is is a collection of poems generated by this method could actually get published without anyone knowing their origin until afterward.
    A lecturer got away with publishing a random garbage paper in a journal - the link below is from a social scientist but I remember some physicists doing the same thing - some paper about string theory, they put in a bunch of meaningless equations and it was published in a peer-reviewed journal!

    http://www.physics.nyu.edu/faculty/sokal/

    1. Re:Now here's a challenge by grolim13 · · Score: 1
      the link below is from a social scientist but I remember some physicists doing the same thing

      Actually, as the URL you gave seems to imply, Alan Sokal is a physicist, but his article was published in Social Text. The other one you're probably thinking of was the Bogdanov brothers; unlike Alan Sokal, their paper was (apparently) not intentionally gibberish.

  57. Reminds me of... by Omestes · · Score: 1

    Cobralingus, by the british sci-fi author jeff noon (www.cobralingus.com) Text mutation engine, he wrote a whole book with it called Needle in the Groove, and parts of his collection of short stories Pixel Juice are written with it. Kinda fun to play with, but like the page posted it mostly constructs nonsense.

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  58. This is all fun and games up to a certain point, but is it safe???

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  59. Um... is this really properly darwinian? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    ... Shouldn't it be the RULES used for generating poetry that should be altered rather than the poetry itself? Just like it's the human genotype rather than the phenotype which is subject to mutation and crossover.

    Then, once your poetry generating algorithm was perfected, you could have all the poetry that you want. ... um, not that anyone actually wants more poetry.

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  60. /. effect by Kelz · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well at least he takes his Slashdotting like a man :)

    *snip from website*

    Well, it's happened: I've been Slashdotted. Which I suppose is good news. But the poor little 600 mhz pentium under my desk hosting Darwinian Poetry can't handle the strain. Connectivity may be bad until the Slashdot crowd backs off. Sorry.

  61. Concept Flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I respect their efforts, but their results (if any) are going to be inevitably flawed because of a basic mistake.

    They are using intelligent workmanship as a source for their generator.

    If, the evolutionary tale is true, and the first organism's and whatnot came to be after "Rain beat on the hot rocks for millions of years", then their generator would need a similar base of language to start out with. You cannot compare rain on rocks with tale's crafted by literary masters.

    In order to improve their programs relevance to the actual beginnings of evolution, they should start their program up with nothing but letters, and let it make the words up as it goes along.

  62. I'm a Creationist poet. by frankjr · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's no way 'evolution' can form a poem, from the looks of it.

    1. Re:I'm a Creationist poet. by James+Cole · · Score: 1

      then check this one out:
      poem #10191;

      "so sent me godlikeness of simplistic precepts"

  63. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suppose if you think that science is a religion, you could argue your points. However, the definition of religion I get in Meriam-Webster implies faith, which my Sunday school teacher always defined as belief without proof.

    Now the idea of science as religion is not new. In fact, there is a nice bit about it in Contact by Carl Sagan, in which the religious guy tells the atheist that she believes in science and does a cool experiment with a Foucault pendulum.

    The difference between science and religion is then not that they believe but what they believe. Everyone believes in something. That's what humans do. Science just attempts to get proof, while most religions (I would say all, but I don't know all religions) are characterised by the lack of proof.

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  64. /. strikes again by drskrud · · Score: 0

    And people are worried about DoS attacks taking down big servers.... that is nothing compared to the almighty power of the Slashdot link.

  65. Slashdot poetry by richie2000 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Syrver! Syrver! burning bright,
    in the colos of the night,
    What immortal ping of DDOS
    could crash thy fearful RAID array?

    A happy Vogon, am I. Sorry, Blake.

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    1. Re:Slashdot poetry by Drakkenfyre · · Score: 3, Funny

      Little User who made thee
      Dost thou know who made thee
      Gave thee logon & bid thee hack.
      By the watercooler & o'er the back;
      Gave thee clothing of delight,
      Softest clothing bought online;
      Gave thee such a tender type,
      Making all bloggers gripe:
      Little User who made thee
      Dost thou know who made thee

  66. *round of applause for headline* by Cally · · Score: 1

    bad to verse... oh, how we laughed!

    magnifique!

    \a

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    1. Re:*round of applause for headline* by jamie · · Score: 1
      I actually ripped off "bad to verse" from elsewhere (but I would have come up with it on my own anyway)...

      I liked my dept. line better :)

  67. An example. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So lets say there a 100 turtles. One out of the 100 (and I am being generous) has a mutation. The probability that it is an improvement is extremely low as most mutations are errors in the gene pool and result in deformities rather than improvements.

    Now being generous, lets say that this one turtle develops a good trait that the other don't have. For example better eye-sight, and extra leg, or an above average ability to withstand the climate of it's habitat.

    Hmmm.... do you think that the one out of the 100 turtles is likely to have more advantage in procreation because of this new trait. I think not. The probability of the trait being diluted the procreation is higher than the probability of the trait spreading to the rest of the species. I mean, sheessh he gotta do it with dang near all of em lady turtle to pass on this gene, for this trait to survive. His new leg or eyesight is not going to make him a Don Juan or something. Sure he might survive a little longer then the average.

    1. Re:An example. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if 1 turtle develops an improved trait, however slight, that increases it's ability to survive within the entire system of 'life', as it is based around that improvement.. this isn't a single tier change.. if he develops slightly stronger his line will hunt slightly more effeciently and therefore live slightly longer, they will mate more frequently as they are slightly dominant, etc.. look at 'life' as a system and you can see that improvement is the very 'purpose' that drives preservation of 'life' and therefore 'life' itself.. why do you think the female of species is attracted to the strongest? to the smartest? do you think it's a coincidence?..

      your fallacy is in thinking that 1 turtle is different and 99 are the same.. within all 100 there are changes which are slightly altering each turtle.. either slight improvements to it's ability to live, or slight detractions.. take this over 100 or 1000 or 10000 generations.. and through all those averages of slight improvement, logically which will dominate relative to 'life', the randomness or the order?

  68. darwinism? by SKPhoton · · Score: 2, Funny

    now that it's been /.ed, i'll bet we will slightly skew the results for the "good" words and "bad" words. i can see it now. "We have noticed a 400% increase in the number of poems created including penguins and oddly enough, the letter 'C'".

  69. I once knew a man from Nantucket... by beders · · Score: 1

    Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated.

  70. Cool! Like helping 10 monkeys type Shakespeare! by flowerp · · Score: 1


    Every they type nonsense they get slapped until
    they come up with a version that ressembles
    Hamlet.

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  71. Vogon Poetry!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone reminded of Vogon poetry?

  72. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I believe the sun will rise tomorrow just about the same time it rose today; is that also a religion?

    No, that is one belief that is assumed based on experience. It does not break a scientific law whereas evolution breaks the scientific law that each produces its own kind.

    > Actually, if you put imperfect replicators in a rich environment evolution is almost a certainty.

    Yes, but is this microevolution which is proven and easily demonstrated, or macroevolution, which is what the debate is over?

    > That's not excommunication, that's "bullshit walks". Creationists are welcome to submit their articles to the same peer review process that real scientists are. How many do you know of that do so, and what were the reviewers' comments on the rejection notices?

    By referring to people who believe one thing as "real scientists" you have just excomunicated them, yourself. This is precisely what he means. Papers referring to intelligent design are mocked in peer review because they do not think of such as "real science." You have just given an excellent case in point.

    > Conspiracy theories are the last refuge of kooks.

    By saying this, I am assuming you would be referring to people who believe in any sort of intelligent design as conspiracy theorists and kooks as well. Interesting. This again, shows why the creationists or even scientists with any belief in intelligent design find it hard to publish papers: their ideas are shoved aside or pre-conceived as as kooky before even being looked at.

    -st

  73. Lies from Satanists... by Old+Man+Trouble · · Score: 1, Funny

    Absurd! It's an obvious fact that these poems were intelligently created! They even violate the seventh law of ther-moo-dinamiks!

  74. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We characterize things by a lack of proof on a daily basis. I personally have never been to New York City. I think that it exists. I believe that it exists. I believe so, because I have talked to people who claim to have been there. I have seen pictures of it. But because I have never been there, I cannot be absolutely sure if it exists. Therefore, through faith, i believe that New York City exists.

    So if faith is just something used to define religion (believing without proof), then we live by faith daily, and our whole existence is a religion. As to how this relates to Evolution / religious beliefs concerning beginnings: Nobody was there when it happened. I have yet to see a new species (note: not new adaptation of existing species) emerge. Therefore, to believe either of these, we must believe so on a notion of faith that it happened in that way.

  75. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    By referring to people who believe one thing as "real scientists" you have just excomunicated them, yourself. This is precisely what he means. Papers referring to intelligent design are mocked in peer review because they do not think of such as "real science." You have just given an excellent case in point.

    I'm a scientist. The reason I have a problem with the idea of "Intelligent Design" is that it doesn't have predictive power. Science is all about explaining what's going on in the universe - and the main way we test whether we understand something or not is to use a theory we've developed based one one set of evidence to make predictions about experiments we haven't tried yet.

    Evolution has passed the test of time because it explains the existing data and one can make predictions based on it that tend to be surprisingly true.

    Intelligent Design is one equally valid way to explain the existing data. But by definition it doesn't give us any idea about what to predict regarding new data. It in effect tells us "stop trying to understand it, it's like this because somebody made it this way".

    I'm open-minded enough to entertain the possibility that there might be a Creator who designed all of the creatures on the Earth. But there sure is a lot of evidence that says that the creatures evolved, and are continuing to evolve, and in quite dramatic ways over enormous timescales.

  76. Sexual selection by mestar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not true.

    Lately it is becoming clear that sexual selection is playing a much greater part than previously thought. In fact, Darwin himself had this in his work, but was largely ignored later, probably because it was about sex.

    It is logical. To have children, you must both survive AND reproduce. In the second part of this, the largest influence in your success is in the hands (or better say minds) of the opposite sex. The human instance of your opposite sex does have intelligence (although it often does not look so.)

    There is also an excellent theory that says that, in fact, the human mind itself is a product of sexual selection, and this nicely explains humor, art, poetry, language, as those are all things that attract us to the opposite sex.

    Also, if you actually take a look at the situation of humans, including most intelligent animals, the biggest competition comes not from some random environmental factors, but from the members of your own species. You compete against other guys for sex. Even survival itself is not "intelligence free", as some of your predators can be, and usually are, intelligent.

    I recommend those two books on this topic: "Mating Mind" and "Red Queen".

    1. Re:Sexual selection by jcast · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you have a point (although the question is: why do such things attract mates?). In any case, the fundamental question: is this biological evolution, or a justification for biological evolution; remains untouched. Even sexual selection relies on having at least mammals in the first place.

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    2. Re:Sexual selection by mestar · · Score: 1

      Sexual selection relies on having sex in the first place. :)

      Evolution is always weak on those "why" questions.

      Men produce poetry because women love it, so those that can produce have higher chances of having sex, thus "poetry" genes spread.

      Women love poetry because by knowing how to spot it, they have higher chances of having sex with those that contain high quality "poetry" genes, and thus their male children will again be more likely to reproduce in the next generation.

      So, both "poetry" and "poetry loving" genes spread together, and evolve together in a runaway process, that can be really fast. Exactly the same argument goes for humor. Yes, this is a cyclical process that feeds itself, so you need something that started it all, and this can be something random at the start, and this can be a really small difference, like 0,01% higher chance of reproduction if you use a lot of rime, and after that small initial start, a positive feedback loop takes over.

      This explains why the whole human brain evolved, since, it was already sufficiently advanced 100.000 years ago for survival. However, if a small change occurs and women and men start looking for more 'intelligent' mates, then you have a runaway process, and a very rapid evolution of human intelligence.

      Isn't this wonderful! Human brain evolved not to kill tigers, but in fact to attract and select the opposite sex. Isn't it obvious that this is what brains are mostly used for? :)

    3. Re:Sexual selection by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      sexual selection does not "rely on having at least mammals". The peacock's tail is the classic example, and the peacock wasn't a mammal when I last checked.

    4. Re:Sexual selection by vidarh · · Score: 1
      although the question is: why do such things attract mates?

      Because they signify a variety of things, two of which are that you are intelligent and that you are successful enough to have time to pursue things that are not vital for your survivial, both of which show that you are more likely to provide a high likelihood of success for any offspring.

  77. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Machine9 · · Score: 1
    oh my god/gods/ego/new york...

    ...you actually contepmlated it! a rare thing on slashdot.

    now go play soldier of fortune you heretic!

  78. Two words: Stanislaus Lem by panurge · · Score: 1

    The story in which Trurl builds an electropoet is possibly my second favorite Lem story (after the one about the machine which did Nothing)

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    1. Re:Two words: Stanislaus Lem by SharpFang · · Score: 2, Funny


      Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
      She scissored short. Sorely shorn,
      Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed,
      Silently scheming,
      Sightlessly seeking
      Some savage, spectacular suicide.
      -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"

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  79. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    > > I believe the sun will rise tomorrow just about the same time it rose today; is that also a religion?

    > No, that is one belief that is assumed based on experience. It does not break a scientific law whereas evolution breaks the scientific law that each produces its own kind.

    That's not a scientific law; that's the Neolithic belief enshrined in Genesis. The actual science pertaining to reproduction is - you guessed it! - evolution.

    BTW, it's really funny to see evolution deniers try to reject science on the basis of scientific law. Are you unaware that all those "laws of nature" come from the same place that evolution does, namely from observing how nature actually operates?

    No scientist things evolution violates any natural laws, but even if they did it would not be a foregone conclusion that evolution would be the one that got thrown out. When two parts of the scientific model of the universe are found to be in conflict we simply have to see which one has the best empirical support.

    > > Actually, if you put imperfect replicators in a rich environment evolution is almost a certainty.

    > Yes, but is this microevolution which is proven and easily demonstrated, or macroevolution, which is what the debate is over?

    Macroevolution is just the end result of lots of microevolution. Evolution deniers are fond of claiming that there's some sort of glass ceiling that limits how far from home base you can get with iterative microevolution, but for some reason they're completely incapable of supporting that arbitrary claim. (Which, BTW, has no motivation and serves no purpose except for denying evolution.) On the contrary, huge piles of genetic and morphological evidence suggest that iterative microevolution explains the tree of life.

    > > That's not excommunication, that's "bullshit walks". Creationists are welcome to submit their articles to the same peer review process that real scientists are. How many do you know of that do so, and what were the reviewers' comments on the rejection notices?

    > By referring to people who believe one thing as "real scientists" you have just excomunicated them, yourself. This is precisely what he means.

    I'm not excluding them; they're excluding themselves by not doing real science.

    (Actually there are lots of creationists who do do real science, but for some reason they only do it in fields other than creation.)

    > Papers referring to intelligent design are mocked in peer review because they do not think of such as "real science."

    I rather suspect you don't have the faintest idea what feedback the authors of ID papers get from peer reviewers, because as far as I know none have ever been submitted to a scientific journal. (If you can name one that has and quote exactly what the reviewers wrote about it, it would help your credibility immensely.)

    I take that back; I think Nature let the leading ID "researchers" have their say in an issue a year or so back, for the sole purpose of refuting their claims of persecution. But notice that that wasn't the result of passing any kind of peer review.

    > > Conspiracy theories are the last refuge of kooks.

    > By saying this, I am assuming you would be referring to people who believe in any sort of intelligent design as conspiracy theorists and kooks as well.

    No, just those like the earlier poster who attribute the rejection of their ideas to a conspiracy rather than to the glaring shortcomings of the ideas.

    > Interesting. This again, shows why the creationists or even scientists with any belief in intelligent design find it hard to publish papers: their ideas are shoved aside or pre-conceived as as kooky before even being looked at.

    Again, except for what I mentioned above I'm not aware that any ID papers have even been submitted for publication. It's kind of hard to reject something due to biases

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  80. David Cope's EMI Program by dcuny · · Score: 2, Informative
    I believe you are referring to David Cope's program EMI - "Experiments in Musical Intelligence."

    You can find examples of Cope/EMI compositions in MIDI and PDF format here.

    Cope has written extensively about EMI in Computers and Musical Style and Experiments in Musical Intelligence. In the second volume, he includes a "mini" version of EMI called Sara, which is written in LISP and will run on a Mac. You can also find the source here.

    Sara works by reassembling works of a composer to form new works. Basically, Cope "distills" a composer's work by simplifying the texture, changing the key, and doing other things that make it more amenable to recomposition.

    Then the work is fed into Sara, which analyzes each bar based on harmonic function, melodic function, and so on. These analyzed chunks are then stored in a database.

    To "recompose" a work, Sara picks a composition to use as the base. It then replaces each bar in the composition with a functionally equivalent bar from the database, based on harmonic function, melodic direction, and so on. The result is a composition which follows the same general contours of the original work, but has a different melody, texture, and often changed harmony - yet still follows the same stylistic rules of the composer.

    EMI is significantly more powerful than Sara. At it's core is a rules-based composition engine, which can generate proper - and perhaps a bit bland - compositions in many styles following music compositional rules. For example, it can even generate a 'proper' four part fugue. EMI's pattern matcher is more sophisticated than Sara's, and EMI is much more subtle in how it weaves a composer's work into it's own. It's even difficult for Cope to tell where the material comes from.

    EMI was written primarily to help Cope through a writer's block, and in The Algorithmic Composer he details Alice (ALgorithmically Integrated Composing Environment), yet another incarnation of EMI, which functions as a composer's assistance (included with the text).

    Cope is an excellent author, and he makes much of his work understandable to people without a degree in Music Composition or Artificial Intelligence. He's is quite willing to acknowledge and discuss the shortcomings of his programs. In a field where some people consider using fractals as "composition" because the results resemble music, Cope has managed to create something that not only "resembles" music - it's fooled a lot of experts, too.

    That's quite a feat.

    1. Re:David Cope's EMI Program by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 1

      "EMI is significantly more powerful than Sara. At it's core is a rules-based composition engine, which can generate proper - and perhaps a bit bland - compositions in many styles following music compositional rules. For example, it can even generate a 'proper' four part fugue."

      Now I'm getting way off topic, but I seem to remember an interesting fact: Because of it's general ability to generate, as you said it, "proper - and a bit bland" pieces, It was unable to generate music in the style of Beethoven (and I would imagine pretty much any romantic era composers). This, of course, is because Beethoven' style broke most of the "rules" at the time, and he wrote very "improper" works...Not something that be easily reproduced by AI.

      Prehaps Cope's improved his program now, such that it can compose in the style of some of the romantic composers (I'd love to hear a program try to do Shostakovich or Stravinski. I think that'd be pretty tough)

      Thanx for finding that link, btw. I'd like to play around with that stuff a bit.

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    2. Re:David Cope's EMI Program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, sorry. EMI has been cranking out Beethoven-esque stuff since it's infancy, ever since it was implemented as an ATN network, even before the pattern matching component was added.

      Supporting other composers - even non-Western works such as Balinese gamleon - is just a matter of tuning the functional identifiers (SPEAC) to recognize a particular composer's functional harmony/melody/whatever. For example, check out Mozart In Bali (available on Computers and Musical Style), where he starts the composition with a Mozart codebase, and "morphs" it into a Gamelan piece by gradually replacing the database with Gamelan-style music.

      He's also done a number of works where he's combined styles, such as this MIDI file, Adagio for Strings after Bach/Barber.

      The list of stuff in MIDI or PDF format that Cope has published on his site (many in MIDI format) include:

      • Albinoni
      • Bach
      • Back, C.P.E.
      • Bartok
      • Beethoven
      • Bielawa
      • Brahms
      • Chopin
      • Cooman
      • Cope
      • Debussy
      • Gershwin
      • Greig
      • Joplin
      • Liszt
      • Mahler
      • Mendelssoh
      • Messiaen
      • Mozart
      • Palestrina
      • Prokofiev
      • Puccini
      • Puccini
      • Rachmaninoff
      • Ravel
      • Scarlatti
      • Schoenberg
      • Schubert
      • Schumann
      • Scriabin
      • Strauss, Richard
      • Strauss, Joann
      • Stravinsky
      • Webern
      If you check out the video Bach Lives!... At David Cope's House you'll notice that one of the styles in the database include The Beatles, but I've never found any of that released. I suspect that 'the sound' of a pop group relies more on the vocals and instrumentation than the actual tune itself.

      Incidentally, the really hard bit was figuring out how to handle things like orchestration and dynamics. EMI can deal with it, but from what I've read, it's not an optimal sort of solution.

    3. Re:David Cope's EMI Program by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 1

      Oh...hehe....Well I did read it a long time ago, so I blame it old age. Maybe that's just what I wanted to think I read. Oh well... thanx for correcting me.

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      How could I say to men: "Speak louder, shout! For I am deaf!"? -Ludwig van Beethoven
  81. Nature "cheats" too by DerFeuervogel · · Score: 1

    While not exactly a replacement of our DNA, Mitocondria is effectively an insertion in eukaryotic cells that in effect, help them win the "contest" of efficient ATP production. So insert that sonnet. The 18th has always helped
    me get sex.

  82. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > > By referring to people who believe one thing as "real scientists" you have just excomunicated them, yourself. This is precisely what he means. Papers referring to intelligent design are mocked in peer review because they do not think of such as "real science." You have just given an excellent case in point.

    > I'm a scientist. The reason I have a problem with the idea of "Intelligent Design" is that it doesn't have predictive power. Science is all about explaining what's going on in the universe - and the main way we test whether we understand something or not is to use a theory we've developed based one one set of evidence to make predictions about experiments we haven't tried yet.

    Another useful way of understanding "Intelligent Design" is to look at what real scientists do, look at what traditional creationists do, and then look to see which pattern the IDers follow most closely.

    As you say, science is all about explaining what we see in the universe. That's why we have all those theories that creationists are so fond of dismissing as "just theories".

    Creationism OTOH explains nothing. The only "science" creationists try to do is try to poke holes in the theory of evolution (or geology, or cosmology) in order to make the universe safe for their god.

    And that's exactly what the ID "researchers" do as well. They spend their time looking for arguments that "evolution couldn't have done that, therefore an intelligent designer was involved". Ignore the gross non sequitur for now, and concentrate on the fact that once they have launched such an argument they are done with it. There is absolutely no attempt to explain this amazing discovery; in fact they take care to innoculate it against further investigation by claiming that the nature of the designer and the mechanism of design are neither knowable nor interesting. This is the very antithesis of science; you don't have be expert enough to spot the flaws in their arguments in order to be able to recognize that they aren't "real scientists", because they simply aren't doing real science.

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  83. offtopic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what the fuck are you talking about

  84. King Phillip Came Over For Great Spaghetti by hey! · · Score: 1

    Well, two very successful species are the Norway Maple and the Norway rat. Let's try crossing them ....

    Since the site is slashdotted, I don't know, but it seems to me the experiment is doomed unless poems are constrained to mate with nearly identical poems. Otherwise you're likely to do the equivalent of mating cats with yeast.

    In fact, I expect that to work you'd have to start with a limited number of something like "bacterial poems" and allow them to acquire complexity through mutation and mating. However, it would take so many generations to produce large, complex poems people would probably lose interest.

    Perhaps a better approach would be to start with a single human generated poem of moderate length and undoubted mediocrity. There are a number of poets who have been popular in their day and have subsequently been relegated to history's aesthetic dustbin, for example Abraham Cowley. These would provide a rich source of mediocre starting material. Then see if they coudl be improved by a process of random mutation, mating, and viral infection.

    Chances are any experiment like this will meet with some success, given the human mind's tendency to find patterns and meaning in everything. The difference is that in real poems there is a human imagination at the bottom of them, which makes them communication.

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  85. Dictionary by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    As each verbal evolutionary contest ends in a single, 'highlander' word, the list of winners, paired with definitions, must be a dictionary...
    I would see what the original article was about, but it is, of course, /.ed. Oops.

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    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  86. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by jorleif · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As you say, science is all about explaining what we see in the universe

    Well then what is the difference between science, religion and philosophy?

    The difference, in my opinion, is that in science you can measure what we can see in the universe and prove theories wrong. The only explaining power of science is in the theories which may be created by any means from intuition to coin tossing. The scientific part is predicting data from the theory and then measure some real data and see if the theory stands the test. Even if the theory explains some data-set it is in no way a guarantee that the theory is true, because the underlying real reason might just give similar output for the measured data-set.

    Therefore science does not explain anything, it works through disproving, not proving. So whatever the motivation is, there is certainly nothing wrong with "poking holes" into theories from a scientific point of view. If there is, then the theory has become religion.

  87. This is not selection. by Zapdos · · Score: 1

    The end result being a poem is known from the start.

  88. Re:poetry generated by computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    can't be much worse than goth poetry.

  89. morons funkshunning in the reel whirled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's it.

    pay attention. that wons on the house.

    consult with/trust yOUR creator. vote with yOUR wallet. that's the spirit.

    the lessons will be repeated until they are learned.

    failure to begin to understand the near-term heat build-up (greed/fear/baby killing, etc..) will result in unimaginable disaster. it's yOUR call.

  90. A catch by m_frankie_h · · Score: 1

    There's a catch --- the evolution requires a certain amount of consistency in the criteria, used for selection (ie. your offspring will probably live in an environment similar to the one you live in).

    This is not true with the poems.

    If most of the ``selectors'' (the people representing the cruel nature) kept coming back without changing the criteria, that would be different. Unfortunately this is probably not the case with Slashdotters.

  91. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    creations with Ph.D's!? sounds unlikely dont they just have shotguns on racks in their pickups?

  92. for a given value of 'eventually' ... by Heisenbug · · Score: 1

    It seems, essentially, like trying to brute force a password. I know that the revolutionary concept is that we gradually move toward the 'correct' answer -- but we still know that 99,999 out of 100,000 will be wrong. And with poems, that will apply even right up to the end, because a good poem mated with another good poem is still likely to be garbage.

    With cracking passwords, we don't ask 'is it possible?' but 'how long will it take?' So a better question than 'is it theoretically possible to get a good poem' would be 'how many page views will we need to get a good poem?'

    Keeping in mind that this thing seems to be running on a DSL line, I'm afraid it may be a bit too many. Are there ways to estimate that number?

    1. Re:for a given value of 'eventually' ... by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1


      I like your analysis. An estimate would have to rely on some "objective" function of poem quality, whose specification is the very problem this GA approach is trying to circumvent.

      It might be possible, however, to approximate the percentage of grammatically correct phrases out of the space of all possible phrases, given a formal grammar. I would expect this percentage to be small, perhaps on the order of one percent. But that is just a guess.

      What's your guess?

  93. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by volaris · · Score: 1

    Be careful with what you say about "poking holes" in other theories. Creationists and ID "researchers" are not the only one that do this. In Hawkings "A Brief History of Time" he refers to "real" scientists who when the Catholic Church decided that the big bang theory was in accordance with the bible attempted to find another theory to explain the origins of the universe just because they wanted to "poke holes" in a religion. They ultimately failed and conceded but the point is that they were "poking holes" in something to tear it down not to try and prove their own point.

  94. Well, of course this will work. by b-baggins · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course this will work, but all it will prove is something we've known for a couple of thousand years: Selective breeding will bring out desired characteristics.

    What this study does NOT address:

    Irreducible complexity. We already have the groups of words. Well, where did they come from? How do we get the group of words in the first place? We can't do selection on the words until we have the words, so, how do we get the words?

    Intelligent design. Intelligence (namely the humans running the model) is determining what we start with and is determining what the desired results (what constitutes acceptable survival),

    Cost of mutation. There is no attempt to factor in mutational "drag" if you will. All mutations are either considered neutral, or beneficial. The reality is, most mutations are HARMFUL. Any mutation which does not directly improve the organism, will almost certainly harm the organism, greatly increasing its chance of death. If the mutation rate is too high, the species will die out (known as Haldane's dilemna).

    Informational Loss. Nearly all mutations result in a LOSS of information, in this case, the elimination of a word. Once the word is gone, how will it ever come back?

    So, this little exercise is nothing more than a cute gimmick that blind adherents to evolution as the source of all life will point to, smile, and say: See you idiot creationists, one more thing to prove your stupid, unthinking mindset wrong.

    But the reality is, it won't prove or demonstrate anything other than the time-tested truism that trial and error will eventually get you what you want.

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    1. Re:Well, of course this will work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you must be a lot of fun to play Poker with.

      Have you ever considered that sometimes you just do something to see what happens rather than expect you already know the answer?

  95. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, I guess I didn't express myself very well in my post. Science also uses indirect proof. I have seen pictures of New York. I have actually been to New York and am now telling you I saw it.

    If you want to get all philosophical about it, we can argue about the existance of existance all we want and still just be convinced that we can think but not much else. That's all semantics. Science seeks proof of all theories, and if new facts come to light that contradict the theory it is refined or discarded.

    So, inasmuch nothing in this world is provable beyond doubt (are you dreaming right now/are you in the Matrix/have you been hypnotised or conditioned to see things that do not exist?) everything is about faith. Some proof is just a tad more believable to most people than others. And religious faith is about belief without any proof.

    Think about it this way: God asks us to believe. It should be simple for him to prove his existance, but he chooses not to, because belief in New York just does not require as much faith as belief in a Being we cannot see.

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  96. Darwinian Poetry: From Bad to Verse by smg_mrBlonde · · Score: 0

    Vhat did you say?

  97. We've been noticed by fred_sanford · · Score: 1

    "Well, it's happened: I've been Slashdotted. Which I suppose is good news. But the poor little 600 mhz pentium under my desk hosting Darwinian Poetry can't handle the strain. Connectivity may be bad until the Slashdot crowd backs off. Sorry."

  98. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God asks us to believe

    Nobody consulted me on this one.

  99. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by edmo · · Score: 1

    Well then what is the difference between science, religion and philosophy?

    In my opinion all 3 are the same, but for different areas. If you think about it, what dose science explain? Science is all about the physical world, what we see, touch, ext.
    OTOH religion is perfectly equipped to explain things of the soul, and one could argue that philosophy is a discipline of our mind. The problem comes when people try to use religion, to explain the physical world.
    For each of us the world is created when we are born. things that happened before you were born don't seem as real as thows that happen during your lifetime, even thow you may have no more connection w/ them. In this sense creationism explains how we feel about the world perfectly, it seem like it was put their and only started moving for us. Trying to turn this into a scientific reality is a great way to appear a fool...

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  100. Darwin, goddess, or philistine? by gobbo · · Score: 4, Informative
    Since this isn't 'natural' selection, but cultural, what are we really measuring with this process? I mean it's good unclean fun, but randomly seeded geek poetry will wind up being just that, no illusions, right?

    Initially, the snippets remind me of unedited "l=a=n=g=u=a=g=e" poetry from the late '80s, but I suspect they'll be verging towards formal and stylistic standards like R.Frost or ee cummings, since that's what people got in school (and usually remember). I don't have faith that this will wind up with anything like the avant-garde direction that the newness of the generation technique suggests is possible.

    There's a good tradition of last century's poets experimenting with generation techniques. Bryan Gyson and William Burroughs played with cutups, and someone's even automated the process with TextBlender Pro (disclaimer: haven't tried this one). I had a gas with this idea, and once had a month off so sequestered myself with a typewriter (yeah I'm getting old) and source texts by Buckminster Fuller, Nietzche, Attar, and some histories of WW2, in order to generate some centos for fun and non-profit (never published, needless to say).

    William Carlos Williams claimed that poetry is a word machine:

    • To make two bold statements: There's nothing sentimental about a machine, and: A poem is a small (or large) machine made out of words. When I say there's nothing sentimental about a poem, I mean that there can be no part that is redundant.


    • Prose may carry a load of ill-defined matter like a ship. But poetry is a machine which drives it, pruned to a perfect economy. As in all machines, its movement is intrinsic, undulant, a physical more than a literary character. From: Williams's introduction to The Wedge, in Selected Essays of William Carlos Williams
    Anyway, the Darwinian P. reports indicate that the process has a long way to go. So what will literary critics (before their descent into hell) claim about the validity and category of these poems? Is it just one more disintegration of the canon that comes with the post-post-modern post mortem? Will the poems stand the test of seven layers of meaning? O machine, wax!

  101. Mod Parent Up! by RevMike · · Score: 1
    assuming the selection mechanism isn't horked over by a sixth-grader who votes for anything containing the word "boobies" no matter how poor the poetry.

    That post said "boobies"! Mod it up!

  102. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...Cull the prosaic or nonsensical snippets of text, reinforce the rest, and, slowly... genius?"

    Um, that would be genus.

  103. Broadcasting our presence... by LLWhipist · · Score: 1

    That's a scarey thought.

    I'm imagining you see the scenario something like this.

    Vogon1: Sir, we seem to be picking up a broadcast indicating intelligent live in sector 3.

    Vogon2: Excellent, post the coordinates to the internal network, let's see if anyone else has found this before.

    Vogon1: Sir, I'm not getting any historical hits, looks like this is a first post.

    Vogon2: Change our course so we can go take a look.

    Vogon1: Sir, seems there was a hacker in the network, he's posted the coordinates to a public net, Stabcomma.universe

    Vogon2: Shit, belay the course redirection. By the time we get there those younger technogeeks will have probed everyone and eaten all the cows. You just know they are going to ruin all the parking by leaving donuts in the fields.

    --

    One of the writers over at OuterLimits or TwilightZone should do something with this...

    The Day The Earth Was Slashdotted!

  104. The Sex Life of an Electron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Sex life of an Electron

    by Eddie Currents

    One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to seek out a cute little coil to help him discharge.

    He picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride in his Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge and stopped by a Magnetic field with flowing currents and frolicked in the sine waves.

    Micro-Farad, attracted by Millie-Amp's characterisic curves soon had her fully charged and proceeded to excite her resistance to a minimum. He gently laid her at ground potential, raised her frequency and lowered her reluctance.

    With a quick arc, he pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in her socket, connecting them in parallel. He slowly began short circuiting her resistance shunt while quickly raising her thermal conductance level to mil-spec. Fully excited, Milli- Amp mumbled "MHO...MHO...MHO"

    With his tube operating well into class C, and her field vibrating with his current flow, a corona formed which instantly caused her shunt to overheat just at the point when Micro-Farad rapidly discharged and drained off every electron into her grid.

    They fluxed all night trying various connectors and sockets untill his magnet had a soft core and lost all of its field strength.

    Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoids and with his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to excite his field. Not ready to be quiescent, they spent the rest of the evening reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses.

  105. Motivation by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1
    I remember I actually submitted an essay that would contribute to my final grade for the UK high school level exams (GCSEs - the second year they were run) in which I basically accused a poet of being a miserable, death obsessed loner who only wanted to bring everyone down to the same level of depression. Now I just feel sorry for him - I mean, if the guy was so bad that a 16 year old thinks he's a miserable death-obsessed loner, he's in a really bad state.

    Anyway, that's one motivation for bad poetry, the other major one is the one that effectively applies here - just wanting to get laid.

    1. Re:Motivation by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1

      What poet was that?

    2. Re:Motivation by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

      What poet was that?
      Damn near all of them

      (or at least the ones who wern't getting laid)

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  106. Re: Having actually played with it by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1
    > ...politicians; those guys should be English majors

    Or philosophers. Consider -

    They argue over what the meaning of 'is' is.
    They conclude the existence of objects from nothing more than argument, without the requirement of physical proof
    They debate and challenge every single day the major question 'What is Truth?'
    They have mastered the art of believing two completely contradictory ideas at the same time

  107. MOD PARENT UP!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has the word "Oh" in it!

  108. copying contents by dpilot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you trying to tell us that mitosis is a violation of the DMCA, but meiosis isn't?

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    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  109. Sex and /. readers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some /. readers are in their 40's, perhaps even older.

    Some of us are married and have families.

    Some of us get quite a bit of sex, even after marriage.

    Nyaah, Nyaah!

    OTOH, now it's time to worry about making sure my kids NOT having sex, at least not yet. Especially my daughter, maybe it's time to take a lesson from ESR and buy a gun. Maybe I can just threaten potential suitors with High Voltage.

  110. William S. Burroughs by diabolik333 · · Score: 1
    I'd like to know what the algorithm is for the reproduction of the poems. This reminds me of some of Burroughs' methods (cut-up, fold-in, etc) that involved somewhat random combinations of his own stuff with different texts. Much of it was terrible, but there were occasional moments of seeming intelligence to the texts.

    Burroughs also used to talk about language as "the word virus", which seems to be exactly what we have here! Say what you want about Burroughs, he was ahead of his time.

  111. Erasmus was a poet... by Lux · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Interestingly enough, prior to the whole "theory of evolution" thing catching on, the Darwin family already had a claim to fame. Erasmus Darwin, Chuck's father (or was it grandfather?) was a moderately successful poet. A lot of his stuff is reportedly pretty lewd too. So I guess this stuff is just coming full-circle in a weird sort of way. :)

    -Lux

  112. Progressive Rock Lyrics by minkeyboodle · · Score: 1

    I always wondered how prog rock bands (especially the earlier ones) came up with their lyrics. And folks say it was the LDS^H^H^H LSD. John Anderson was obviously a man before his time!

    And Yes, I am a prog rock fan.

    So far the first four pairs I've seen all could pass, more or less (and definitely on the less side of things) as prog rock lyrics. :)

  113. Literary value by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1
    Of course, the point is to ridicule the windy, meaningless verbiage that passes for insight in academic literary circles. In the early '90s (if not always) every tenure track literati raced for command of the Flying Wedge of avant-garde literary criticism. The results, however sincerely an author may have set forth, always looked like someone with nothing to say trying to sound "smart".

    That's what inspired Alan Sokal to submit a spoof of that garbage to Social Text as genuine. Scroll to the top of Sokal's page and you'll find a link to elsewhere.org's Postmodern Generator!

    In other words...

    It's a nice proof-of-concept on the programming/humour side, but of little value for Literature essays."

    ... no duh.

  114. Whew. by frostman · · Score: 1

    Yes, the poems actually have sex.

    For a second there, I thought it said the poets.

    --

    This Like That - fun with words!

  115. Worse, so much worse by Walter+Wart · · Score: 1

    The Darwinian poetry can be pretty bad. But it doesn't hold a candle to the Bulwer-Lytton price winners given every year for the most gawdawful first sentence of an as-yet-and-we-hope-forever unwritten novel.

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    The man who never alters his opinion is like the stagnant water and breeds Reptiles of the Mind -- William Blake
  116. Re: Having actually played with it by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1
    "They conclude the existence of objects from nothing more than argument, without the requirement of physical proof "

    Ahh, but you see, to the philosopher, empirical "proof" is the concern of epistemology, and an epistemological theory can be side swiped by other branches of philosophy.

  117. Disclaimer for Slashdot by pkunzipper · · Score: 1

    Did anyone note the recent disclaimer at the bottom of his incredibly awesomely designed page? The modem next to that poor 600MHz isn't going to stop blinking for awhile.

  118. Can DNA appear via evolution? by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1
    Are you claiming that DNA itself didn't appear through evolution?

    Yes. At least I'm seriously questioning whether it did.
    This is oft debated and this post will probably re-ignite the old Evolutionist vs Creationist flamefest. Oh well. This is /.

    DNA would appear to contain some kind of language describing genes and stuff. The physical medium, dioxyribonucleic acid (sp?) needs the language, but the language needs the physical medium. Which came first?
    It still puzzles me. I am not a biology expert.
    Attributing it to intelligent design raises thornier issues though - such as who is the designer and who designed the designer.

    Feel free to continue this thread in my journal to avoid a lengthy OT thread.

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    You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
  119. How to carve an elephant... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

    ... first, take a lump of marble and a chisel - then chisel away anything that doesn't resemble an elephant.

    How to make a poem - first, take a bunch of words, then chisel away any words that aren't poetry.
    This Darwin poem engine is like the lump of marble. It is the readers who chisel away non-poems who are the artists. Their chisels are the voting buttons with which they chisel away anything that does not resemble an elephant^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H poem.

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    You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
  120. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Judging by your spelling, you must own a pickup with a shotgun rack.

  121. Re:poetry generated by computers... by kcbrown · · Score: 1
    can't be much worse than goth poetry.

    ...and is almost certainly better than Vogon poetry...

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    Use 'slashdot stuff' in the subject line in any email you send me if you want to get past the spam filter.
  122. Re:Putting down creation? Evolution is a religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True rednecks keep the shotguns under the seat, and have fishing poles in the gunrack.

  123. A similar story by Aluvus · · Score: 1

    I managed a high A on a test over an entire book (Pride and Prejudice) that I never read. Hit Spark Notes the night before, problem solved. Ironically, my buddy that actually read (and hated) it got a C. He hasn't read anything for an English class since.

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    Never mistake "can" for "should".