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  1. Re:"j ,kmdsxzqw3i98"? on What Will Life Be Like In 2008? · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know how he got my root password...

  2. Re:Is it really "old" tech? on Why OldTech Keeps Kicking · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I.B.M. overhauled the insides of the mainframe

    Uh, did they replace the insides with something old, or something new? Duuhhh. I'm betting it was with something borrowed, or (most likely) something Blue.

  3. Re:Solar powered ... bat? on The Army's $10M Spy Bat Still Too Big · · Score: 1

    Bats are bugs.

  4. Re:and no python, perl, ruby... on iPhone SDK Rules Block Skype, Firefox, Java ... · · Score: 1

    ... and that abolishes any chance I'll get one. Very sad.

  5. Re:There is no bound(a)ry on Physicists Store, Retrieve a "Squeezed Vacuum" · · Score: 2, Funny

    Enough, for Tissimo's sake!

  6. Re:Every 9 Months Obviously on When Should We Ditch Our Platform? · · Score: 1

    I was going to make a joke about a new scripting language called "SANscript", but I remembered something...

    In the early 90s, I had to look at the C source code for some language translation software, written by a
    linguist. The comments and variable names were in Sanskrit.

  7. Re:First Observation of The Meaning Of Life on First "Observation" of Hawking Radiation · · Score: 1

    Same thing, it's just base 13.

      Your universe is base 13? It's a very unlucky universe.
  8. Re:Oblig chain on A Modular Snake Robot · · Score: 2, Funny

    This would be known as a "Jormungand Cluster".

  9. Re:DnD 4.0- WoTC says goodbye to D&D on D&D's Story Manager Answers Your Questions on Camera · · Score: 1

    You've very accurately summed up my opinion about 4.0.

  10. Re:Thanks Global Warming on 'Death Star' Aimed at Earth · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's plenty of time to buy stock in companies which make suntan lotion, sunblock, sunglasses, etc.

  11. Re:And what if not? on EU Fines Microsoft $1.3 Billion · · Score: 1

    Your flamingo-riding flamelancers are no match for us.

  12. Re:So ... on Giant Sheets Of Dark Matter Detected · · Score: 1

    So naive to believe that the ratios end there...

    (probably misquoted from 2001)

  13. Re:Isn't it as easy as PRedator? on Taliban Demands Downtime on Afghanistan Cellphone Networks · · Score: 1
    There's an exhibit in the USAF Museum for "Stumpy" John Silver, a carrier pigeon in WW1. Quoting from my blurry photo of the placard:

    The enemy had laid down a furious bombardment prior to the attack. Through this fire,the pigeon circled, gained his bearings and flew on a direct course for Rampant. Men in the trenches saw a shell explode near the pigeon. The concussion tossed him upward and then plunged him downward. Struggling, he regained his altitude and continued his course. Arriving at Rampant 25 minutes later, the bird was a terrible sight. A machine gune bullet had pierced his breast, bits of shrapnel ripped his tiny body and his right leg was missing. The message tube, intact, was hanging by the ligaments of the torn leg. ...

    Hereafter on each Organization Day of the 11th Signal Company, the name "John Silver" will be added to the roll-call. When his name is called, the senior non-commisioned officer present wil lrespond, "Died of wounds received in battle in the service of his country."
  14. Re:As a blackboard victim/user..... on Blackboard Wins Patent Suit Against Desire2Learn · · Score: 1

    -- aside, anyone here hate Peoplesoft as well? I do. I wind up doing a lot of teeth-grinding whenever I have to deal with it.
  15. Re:But.. on 100-MPG Air-Powered Car Headed To US Next Year · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's what I said... which is not the same thing as I believe the other posters were talking about, which was water injected with the fuel.

  16. Re:But.. on 100-MPG Air-Powered Car Headed To US Next Year · · Score: 1

    My Subaru WRX STi has a button to pump water onto the intercooler.

  17. Re:Whatever colour, we're screwed on Google Interested in Wireless Bandwidth Balloons · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, and "Major Tom/Voellig Losgeloest".

  18. Re:Whatever colour, we're screwed on Google Interested in Wireless Bandwidth Balloons · · Score: 1

    I had a great German teacher in high school. We translated the lyrics of that and "Der Kommissar" from their German versions into English.

  19. Re:Dear Google on Google Interested in Wireless Bandwidth Balloons · · Score: 1

    You must be part of the Lunatyc Frynge...

  20. Re:Brute force and ignorance on Gates Explains Microsoft's Need for Yahoo · · Score: 1

    Yeah. "If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em" is not innovation except in Bill's head.

  21. Re:How? on Leaked RIAA Training Video · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course all the RIAA'll be able to muster will be ass Clowns .

  22. Re:News for Nerds on Fidel Castro Resigns · · Score: 1

    I listen to NPR while I'm in my car, and occasionally visit www.cnn.com, but other than that, Slashdot is my main source of news.

  23. Re:I thought you Australians had a sense of humor on Gen Con Files For Chapter 11 · · Score: 1

    One of the times I went to GenCon (1984 I think?), I met a very bright, interesting, attractive, non-fat girl. Until the day I die I'll regret losing touch with her. Sigh...

    And apparently as punishment, the last time I went (1998?), somehow, of all the game tables in GenCon, I wound up at one with an ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend. Yeah, that was a good time... :-(

    Now I'm all depressed.

  24. Re:too little too late... on UK ISPs Resistant to Monitoring Users · · Score: 4, Funny

    Night is slowly falling over the UK. ... and only the owls give a hoot.
  25. Re:Google, Microsoft, News Corp on Yahoo Seeking Partnership With News Corp. · · Score: 1

    Seems Yahoo are quite familiar with the concept of 'Friends With Benefits'.

    Although in the case of Microsoft they're also familiar with daterape. Wouldn't that more correctly be termed datarape? :-)