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  1. Re:First, they came for the assassins... on Secret Service Agents Stake Out the Ugliest Corners of the Internet · · Score: 1

    I know.

    But now you're tagged as one.

  2. Re:More Republican corporate welfare on NASA Funded Study States People Could Be On the Moon By 2021 For $10 Billion · · Score: 2

    If we can make the colony sustainable, it's way past time for us to make a backup.

    We either get ourselves to other planets and stay there, or we all die here on our single-planet graveyard.

  3. Where are these women? on Internet Dating Scams Target Older American Women · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a single guy in my late 30s, I would bang a 70-year old if I got 300k a year for it.

  4. Liquefaction on What Will Happen When Cascadia Subduction Zone Slips · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's also a problem with liquefaction. Most of Victoria and Vancouver (in BC) are built on soft earth which will become mud and will stop supporting the stuff we've built. All those foundations, bridges, streets, they'll all become impassable. There's a liquefaction map I saw at an engineering presentation and the whole thing was red and black. Victoria is literally built on landfill garbage right next to the ocean. One of its landmark buildings, the Empress Hotel, was slowly sinking until it had a major refurb to drive piles down as far as they could reach.

    Vancouver is the biggest port for exporting all of Canada's wheat, lumber, ore, etc. If it shuts down, people could be starving for work and food all over the world. It's not all bad though, because EA North would cease to exist. However, greater Vancouver is where most of BC's engineers live and work. We're your experts in fixing up after an earthquake, and most of us would probably be gone.

    It's going to be bad when it hits. The upside is that most people here have earthquake kits, emergency supplies, ninja reflexes (we do earthquake drills) and have some idea that it will in fact happen.

  5. Buses suck, that's their problem. on Ask Slashdot: If Public Transport Was Free, Would You Leave Your Car At Home? · · Score: 1

    I hate driving, and I'll avoid it if I can. I prefer to bike, walk, or if it works, run.

    I used to run to work once a week, and it would take me about 40 minutes. (Yes, I'd shower at work.) I'd bus home and it would take me 45-55 minutes to get home by bus. Yes, it took longer to bus home than it did to run in. T2 moment: "I can get out and run faster than this!".

    Add to that the erratic bus schedule, the chance of missing the bus, or getting passed by the driver, or whatever. Taking the bus is awful.

  6. Re:I would sell it on Ask Slashdot: If Public Transport Was Free, Would You Leave Your Car At Home? · · Score: 0

    You guys used to have a great train system. The biggest users were minorities, poor people, immigrants, ethnic groups, hell, even LGBTQA.

    Typical Americans and their attitudes... made you dismantle it.

  7. Re:You tell me. on Are Certifications Worth the Time and Money? · · Score: 1

    Uh, yeah, I've been networking for 10 years. I've never stopped looking for my next job.

  8. Re:You tell me. on Are Certifications Worth the Time and Money? · · Score: 1

    Location is one factor. Since I'm divorced and share custody of two kids, I can't move.

    I go to a lot of meetings, meetups, networking events, do a lot of volunteering, ran the local engineering chapter for a couple of years, and I've got enough friends that I'm reasonably sure that it's not my personality. I mean, I can't judge it for myself and it's really the common thread of failure in my life, but from what I can see it's nothing overtly shitty about the way I deal with other people.

    I mean, I teach yoga and spin classes. I know how to be nice.

    I've just had bad luck with my career. It's really been a trainwreck since the get-go.

  9. You tell me. on Are Certifications Worth the Time and Money? · · Score: 1

    I'm a PE in electrical engineering and I've been out of work since December 2013.

    You tell me if it was worth the time and money.

  10. Re:Baffled? on Debunking the Batteriser's Claims · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just go with it. I'm an EE and if I tried to over-pedant everything wrong I encountered in a day I'd starve to death.

  11. Re:$30 Timex on Swatch Co-Inventor Predicts Apple Will Bring an 'Ice Age' To Swiss Watch Market · · Score: 3, Informative

    Also, as a diver I have a dedicated dive computer. (A Shearwater Petrel) My daily-wear watch is a Movado. I happen to like the minimalist look and the thin profile.

    I haven't seen a diver using a "dive watch" in ... ever. My backup timepiece is a Timex Ironman my dad got me when I was a teenager.

  12. Re:Fuck. on The Disastrous Privacy Consequences of Canada's Anti-Terrorism Bill · · Score: 1

    Nah, this will pass then get thrown out once it gets to trial.

    The current Canadian government has passed several "mean to the accused" bills, but every one has been thrown out by the courts.

  13. Re:Lasers are easy to stop on The US Navy Wants More Railguns and Lasers, Less Gunpowder · · Score: 2

    The A-10 "Warthog" is arguably the most heavily armoured plane in the world. From its wikipedia entry:

    [The armour is] "made up of titanium plates with thicknesses from 0.5 to 1.5 inches (13 to 38 mm) determined by a study of likely trajectories and deflection angles. The armor makes up almost 6% of the aircraft's empty weight."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F...

  14. Re:More proof on Music Doesn't Feature In the Pirate Bay's Top 100 Biggest Torrents · · Score: 1

    Some albums are so bad I rate them as "waste of bandwidth".

  15. Pallet comments on The Magic of Pallets · · Score: 3, Funny

    This comment was on a pallet.

    But the longshoremen were on break. Union rules, sorry.

  16. Re:Marketing? on Anonymous Claims They Will Release "The Interview" Themselves · · Score: 1

    I plan on pirating the movie and having a drunken night of watching it with friends.

    I'm a little drunk rihght now. Pardon the uh... typos? Fuck off, it's Solstice.

  17. Practical jokes on Kiva Systems Co-Founder: Drone Delivery Could Be As Low As 20 Cents Per Package · · Score: 4, Funny

    A buddy and I were talking about how you could prank someone with this.

    Find a couple out on a date, wait for the guy to check his phone, then order drone-delivered condoms.

  18. Re:BT? Sky? on BT Blocking Private Torrent Sites? · · Score: 1

    That's what I thought too, and it wasn't making sense. "How is a protocol blocking a torrent site?"

  19. Re:Yeah right on Great Firewall of China Blocks Edgecast CDN, Thousands of Websites Affected · · Score: 1

    Indeed. The ongoing international outcry over Tienanmen Square haunts the Chinese government to this day.

  20. Re:100 Year old on Real Steampunk Computer Brought Back To Life · · Score: 1

    Hey man, I was BORN in the 1900s.

    ... now I feel old.

  21. Re:Ok, even giving them the benefit of the doubt on Ubisoft Points Finger At AMD For Assassin's Creed Unity Poor Performance · · Score: 1

    We call it a rhubarb.

  22. Re:wish I could believe that, experience disagrees on Long-term Study Finds No Link Between Video Game Violence and Real Violence · · Score: 1

    As a counter example, a woman once told me that she thought my foul mouth was awesome.

    "Awww, fuck off, you asshole."

    Blew her clothes right off her body. She was super smart and had the body of a 22-year-old stripper.

  23. Re:Shot in the back on Days After Shooting, Canada Proposes New Restrictions On and Offline · · Score: 2

    Here's the deal.

    It's expensive to stay on high alert all the time. All those extra guards, guns, maintenance, etc. That costs money. Up here, after 9/11, we maintained high alert at the bases for a couple of years, then decided to go back to more-or-less before. Not quite; back in 2000 I could walk onto the base only flashing my ID, and once I did show a post-it that said PASS on it. As it stands now, I do require an actual valid pass to get onto the base. However, the security on the base itself is lower than that of my local YMCA. (The base passes are easy to forge and don't get scanned or recorded; the gym requires an active membership and records your entry times.)

    What I'm getting at here is that when you're on guard duty at the War Memorial, you're there to be a meet-and-greet kind of soldier. The only shooting you're expecting is some selfies with the kilted guy (meaning you) and maybe a couple of shots at the bar after work. You're not guarding anything. It's a public sculpture that's maybe 50 feet per side. There's literally nothing there to defend. (I've been there a few times; years ago for work I stayed at the Lord Elgin and worked in the next-door building, housing some PW stuff.)

    Now, here's the other thing. Bullets. You have to track the shit out of them. If you gave the guards at the War Memorial live ammo, it would be a complete clusterfuck. If you're giving someone ammo, you're expecting them to get shot at, right? Which really means they should be wearing armour as well, not the ceremonial dress uniform (which only offers protection against thrown bullets) So you've got to get them armour, bullets, and a real gun, plus track all that stuff from day to day. What if the gun got dropped and discharged? What if you stopped for a picture and someone took your gun or cut themselves on the bayonet? What if the magazine fell out and the ammo sprayed all over the ground? Now the person guarding is presenting the image of a drunkard scrambling around for their car keys in the dark.

    Weird scenarios, but all significantly more likely than a schizophrenic walking up to you and shooting you in the back in cold blood on a boring Hump Day morning.

  24. Re:It's not every day you get to... on Doctor Who To Teach Kids To Code · · Score: 1

    And hey, the US drones don't have a problem with stairs. They just level the building.

  25. Re:Fewer candidates to draw from... on FBI Says It Will Hire No One Who Lies About Illegal Downloading · · Score: 1

    Huh, I missed a meeting. What's the new tech?