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Are Certifications Worth the Time and Money?

Nerval's Lobster writes: Having one or more certifications sounds pretty sensible in today's world, doesn't it? Many jobs demand proof that you've mastered a particular technology. But is the argument for spending lots of time and money to earn a certification as ironclad as it seems? In a new column, developer David Bolton argues 'no.' Most certifications just prove you can pass tests, he argues, not mastery of a particular language or platform; and given the speed at which technology evolves, most are at risk of becoming quickly outdated. Plus they aren't the sole determiner of whether you can actually land a job: 'Recruiters sometimes have trouble determining a developer's degree of technical experience, and so insist upon certificates or tests to judge abilities. If you manage to get past them to the job interview, the interviewer (provided they're also a developer) can usually get a good feel for your actual programming ability and whether you'll fit well with the group.' Are certifications mostly a rip-off, or are some (especially the advanced ones) actually useful, as many people insist?

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  1. rip-off by X10 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would never ever hire a programmer because of their certifications. I hire because of expertise, period. Certifications are a rip-off.

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    1. Re:rip-off by khasim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is how to judge expertise on a resume.

      So certifications get you past the HR filter.

      Only then do you get to talk to someone who (in theory) knows programming/whatever enough to evaluate your actual expertise.

      So, what is it worth to get past that first hurdle?

    2. Re:rip-off by plover · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What about a college degree? At one level, a diploma is no more than a very expensive certification.

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    3. Re:rip-off by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      Agreed. Certifications are evidence of a minimum amount of expertise, but that's all.

      You can get better evidence by talking to somebody.

    4. Re:rip-off by khasim · · Score: 3, Informative

      At one level, a diploma is no more than a very expensive certification.

      My advice has been to get the cheapest and fastest degree you can (from a correctly accredited school). It doesn't matter what the degree is in. Once you've cleared that hurdle you can look at advanced degrees in subjects that may be more work-focused for you.

      You can spend $15K on a degree. You can spend $150K on a degree. Your pedigree will only matter in certain firms or with certain people.

    5. Re:rip-off by jaredthegeek · · Score: 1

      But as was stated earlier, it may get you in the door to talk to that person. Same with a many degrees. If your skills are excellent then take the certification exam. They cost money but you can recoup the cost by finding that better job because you got through the HR scan. Some of the best people in IT I know have no degree or certifications but their job hunts would be much easier if they did.

    6. Re:rip-off by X10 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem is how to judge expertise on a resume.

      Not just resume. I talk to them. Ask them questions. Usually, I know if I'll hire them within ten minutes. If they have a passion for programming. I never regretted hiring a programmer.

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    7. Re:rip-off by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      The degree is largely a formality and there are a lot of companies that don't even care terribly much about GPA on top of that. Going to programming competitions and participating in other kinds of activities (anything related to mentoring or leadership is usually big) is far more valuable in the long run than the university from which the piece of paper you'll never look at again came from. Degrees, like certifications, are most an money extraction enterprise for those who offer them, so to paraphrase Twain, don't let your schooling get in the way of your education.

    8. Re:rip-off by X10 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What about a college degree? At one level, a diploma is no more than a very expensive certification.

      Nope. Getting a college degree, you actually learn something.

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    9. Re:rip-off by khasim · · Score: 2

      Not just resume. I talk to them. Ask them questions. Usually, I know if I'll hire them within ten minutes.

      That doesn't sound like it scales very well.

      The last time I had to deal with resumes I had hundreds. And that was from people in Seattle/Tacoma.

      Calling each of them would have taken weeks. Or months if there were any complications at work.

    10. Re:rip-off by kuzb · · Score: 1

      In a lot of cases they're not even evidence of that.

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    11. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem is how to judge expertise on a resume.

      So certifications get you past the HR filter.

      Bingo. HR departments consist mainly of trained monkeys. Their job -- and their purpose in life -- is to assess worker bee candidates. Since they lack the technical skills to do that, they can only rely on the educational establishment to do that for them. And that means some sort of certification or degree. And if the male dope who has a master's degree and drives a fruity lime-green Volkswagen car (with yellow flowers painted on it) ends up falling asleep after lunch and misses an important meeting and then gets fired, it's not their fault because he had the appropriate educational background (No, I'm not making that up... it actually happened at the last company I worked for). It's all about covering your ass in this world, and nothing else.

    12. Re:rip-off by Rasperin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      However to filter out on the fact they don't have a certificate (or degree) means to lose out on some of the better programmers.

      I've had a pretty bad experience using certificates as a filter. Instead I take the time to read through and see what technologies they may have worked with. There is no easy answer to "how to filter", with certs I've seen _a lot_ of bait and switch. So yeah, when going through a large stack of resumes, I first filter out who doesn't seem to have the majority of skills I'm looking for (and they are local), then that takes it down to 20-30. That is a much more manageable list. But I'm also more often looking at people with experience so my starting set tends to be smaller.

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    13. Re:rip-off by AuMatar · · Score: 0

      Not for programming. Maybe for IT, but for programming the only cert is a degree. In fact having other certs is actually a negative- it means you think that the most valuable use of your time is taking tests rather than actually building something. I'd rather see an app you wrote any day. Certs= automatic rejection of application.

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    14. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Certificates are _great_ for filtering. I've interviewed hundreds of people. The ones with certificates on their resume's never got past the first few minutes of a phone screen. Now it's even easier, they never get a call. I encourage everyone who isn't sure their skills are strong enough to get certifications and put them on their resume.

    15. Re:rip-off by khasim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However to filter out on the fact they don't have a certificate (or degree) means to lose out on some of the better programmers.

      Any time you use a filter you run the risk of missing a better candidate.

      Certificates are an easy filter because any qualified candidate can get them with minimal time/expense.

      Are you going to refuse to send in a resume for your dream job just because they require a certain certification to be considered? Or are you going to go to the testing facility and get that certification?

    16. Re:rip-off by Bigbutt · · Score: 4, Informative

      You mean because I have 5 certs and am working on a 6th and 7th means you'll shitcan my resume without even seeing that I have 31 years of experience in IT?

      3Com 3Wizard Certification
      Solaris Certified System Administrator
      Solaris Certified Network Administrator
      Cisco Certified Network Administrator
      Cisco Certified Network Professional

      And I'm taking my Red Hat Certified System Administrator and Red Hat Certified Engineer tests next month.

      I take them more as a confirmation that I know my stuff and to bone up on the things my job doesn't prepare me for like SELinux, building RPMs, and Red Hat specific stuff like systemctl/systemd, etc. We're still using Red Hat 6 so studying and taking the 7 tests is a challenge, especially with no training materials. I'm taking the 6 book and running a 6 environment on my CentOS 7 desktop and identifying the differences.

      [John]

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    17. Re: rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Read the comment you replied to again. It specifically narrowed out programming. I'd probably reject your resume for a programming job. If I was hiring for a networking or generic IT job, however...

    18. Re:rip-off by Pubstar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cisco Certified Network Administrator

      You mean Cisco Certified Network Associate.

    19. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so you use your own judgement?

      Good luck not getting sued.

      If you can't explain to a jury with a ninth-grade education why you think Jacob instead of Jamal can do the job, you'll pay big.

      Certifications, degrees, and diplomas don't exist for the benefit of the job hunter. They exist so the employer isn't sued for discrimination.

    20. Re:rip-off by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      The problem with certification is they are normally very particular to the tool being used.
      So you get a C#.net certification you don't get much skill that transfer to Java or Python or C++. The course is very set on trying to utilize the cool features that sets the product apart and less on using it to solve real problems.

      I have a 15 year old computer science degree and when I do programming I know how to research the answer in nearly any language thrown at me.
      Why? Because the college degree taught me how to learn, not so much on what to learn.

      Sure I just recently been using C++ after a huge time period. Yes I have forgotten how many of the commands work. But I know what to lookup and relearn them. And I also realized a lot of the things I learned in other languages are now available in the newer versions of C++ so I am actually more skilled and productive then when I was using it regularly in the past.

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    21. Re:rip-off by ranton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What about a college degree? At one level, a diploma is no more than a very expensive certification.

      Nope. Getting a college degree, you actually learn something.

      While I have taken certificate exams that were meaningless (they are useful in the consulting world), I have learned quite a lot getting some certifications. They often force me to dabble in areas of an application, language, etc. that I haven't had to work with on the job. Obviously I could have learned it without the certificate training (since I have always just prepared from books and self-practice), but getting the certificate is what actually motivated me to learn the material. I have had times where a problem came up and I knew a feature existed to solve it because of my exam prep (although its always possible I would have found the feature anyway).

      If I compared the number of hours spent preparing for tests compared to the hours spent in college, I wouldn't be surprised if my various exam preps were a more efficient way to learn overall. The degrees are more financially valuable though by far; since they are essentially certificates that hold far more weight with employers.

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    22. Re:rip-off by ranton · · Score: 1

      So, what is it worth to get past that first hurdle?

      As compared to what? Not getting past the first hurdle because a dozen other applicants had certificates in the applications you are being hired to be an expert in? It doesn't matter if the HR drone is an idiot, you have still possibly missed out on an opportunity.

      And I have worked with companies that have horrible HR departments, but great software developer teams. So the general response of "good riddance since I don't want to work there anyway" doesn't always apply.

      I generally get relevant certificates in technologies I am working with just because it takes very little effort and I can always convince work to pay for it anyway. And any time spent studying for a certificate is usually valuable just for the learning experience. I never know everything about the platforms I am working on, so it doesn't hurt to read some manuals.

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    23. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so when you hired Larry Williams instead of Deshawn Washington it's because you just knew Larry was more qualified than Deshawn?

      The tech industry is going to be in for a big shock when it's forced to start playing by the civil rights rules other industries are forced to play by.

      This "I just know" attitude doesn't fly when you're accused of discrimination.

      Even when objective standards are presented you're still not safe if a judge believes your standards have a disparate impact on hiring. Simple statistics can be enough to establish that.

    24. Re:rip-off by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      What about a college degree? At one level, a diploma is no more than a very expensive certification.

      Nope. Getting a college degree, you actually learn something.

      Having been a hiring manager for many years in a past life I can tell you right now that your statement is pretty much BS. I've seen many college grads who didn't have any demonstrable knowledge at all. I've seen some that did of course, but getting a degree is no guarantee that a candidate really learned anything, or at least anything remotely useful.

    25. Re: rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All those certs tell me you're old and pricey. Unless I have a job that requires a super pro, I'll take my chances with a 5-10 year guy. Hell, I'll get two of them for the cost of you. And if I get H1-B's...well I could build a whole team to replace you.

    26. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I go a $500 non-related and non-accredited degree on-line. Though it did take 3 years of study to get it.

      To date, not a single problem with HR.

      HR: Do you have a degree?
      Me: Yes, but it was from an on-line college that is non-accredited. It took about 3 years for me to finish and I did it for my own edification and enjoyment.
      HR: Can you show me the degree or the transcripts?
      Me: Sure, here it is.

      To my surprise, they actually put "Dr. XXX XXXXXX" on my cube.

    27. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These days, an accredited degree (a non-accredited one is for the stupid) means little. Why get yourself in a shitload of debt or work your ass off for it, only to find that the guy who spent $3000 getting his Windows certs has a better chance of getting a job.

      Trust me... college isn't worth it, and only means you will live life as a mendicant with student loan debt going ever higher.

      I truly regret getting my degree, even though it is related to my field of work. I could have been far better off staying in my sector, getting the colored pieces of paper, and not dealing with student loans to pay for the hyper-inflated books and tuition. It also wasted a lot of my time.

    28. Re:rip-off by mlts · · Score: 1

      This isn't programming, but in IT, I worked at places where they would have auditors randomly go around and demand the certificate ID and status of everyone working in the data center. If the CCIE/RHCE/MCSE lapsed and the auditor found out, the auditor would call security and the employee would be fired on the spot for "failure to maintain acceptable training and knowledge."

    29. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me... college isn't worth it, and only means you will live life as a mendicant with student loan debt going ever higher.

      I truly regret getting my degree, even though it is related to my field of work.

      It took me 2 years to pay off my student loans, and I wasn't in the poorhouse during that time. My degree isn't directly related to my line of work, but for some reason is usually the first requirement in every job listing for my industry that I've ever seen. OK, honestly "degree or 10 years of industry experience" is usually what you see (but where do you get experience if you can't get a job in the first place?)

      My degree makes it easier to cut through HR bullshit and do what I actually want to do. I have no regrets, and I'd recommend the same path to anyone who wants to do what I do.

    30. Re: rip-off by headbulb · · Score: 1

      Then the rest do subpar work or are looking for another job.

      Moral in a company is very important more so then just someone's cert lasping.

    31. Re:rip-off by musmax · · Score: 1

      Horse shit, if you can't be arsed to get a cert, I can't be arsed to hire you. No, actually, you don't know shit - horsing around on a Sunday nigh does not make you a closure god. If you have the experience, getting the cert should be a formality.

    32. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a logical justification, it's a fear-based one.

    33. Re:rip-off by Loki_1929 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then they were better off for it. Any place that'll pull that kind of bullshit without regard for knowledge, skill, and work ethic (Hell, any place without regard for treating its workforce like human beings instead of numbers) isn't a healthy place to work anyway. I don't care if they're starting you a $250k; without any sense of job security, you go in each day and go to bed each night wondering if you'll have a job tomorrow.

      That's no way to live. Fuck that place.

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    34. Re:rip-off by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

      Well - I prefer people who work at work, as opposed to people who sit around polishing their r....esume.

    35. Re:rip-off by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

      Also true, however, in addition to technical know-how, most jobs require a certain amount of B.S. hoop jumping, patience, and general just getting along with the crowd. That's why the degree says "B.S." - it means you can put up with 4 years of it without telling the whole place to F- themselves.

    36. Re:rip-off by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      A good manager won't rely on HR to filter technical skills. I use HR to screen hygiene and language skills and do all the paper work, but for team fit and technical I do that all myself. And in my experience, the more certs, the worst the candidate. IT is so fast moving that anyone with real skills is too busy doing to go off and do courses and exams.

    37. Re:rip-off by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Do you? I learnt something about Hypercard and Lotus123, the most I got out of Uni was a piece of paper that set me above some others while applying for the same jobs as me.
      Actually the best thing from uni was being exposed to really smart people. In real life a lot of people are dumb, so to be in a graduate level calculus class, way out of your depth gives you some perspective. A lot of non-uni people simply aren't aware of how smart some other people are.

    38. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the truth is somewhere in between. Also I have 31 years IT experience, but I have only 2 certifications (Oracle 8 and MySQL). I chose not to enter the vicious circle of "certifications to the bitter end" (like Oracle 9-> 10-> 11-> 12, OCA, OCP and so on). Probably the cv of a graduate with some years of experience and 5 or 6 certifications would effect most of my cv, apart from the fact that due to my age no new company take me anymore ...
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    39. Re:rip-off by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the part where I said programming and not IT? IT- might have a purpose. I don't hire for IT. Programming nope. And your 5 certs would have 0 value for a programming job. At best I'd ignore them, but more likely I'd wonder why a sysadmin was going for a programming job and be highly skeptical.

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    40. Re: rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just funny, insightful

    41. Re:rip-off by Skapare · · Score: 1

      i would .... not hire the ones with certifications ... proof they waste time doing useless stuff.

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    42. Re:rip-off by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Calling each of them would have taken weeks. Or months if there were any complications at work.

      toss out the ones with certificates. call what remains.

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    43. Re:rip-off by Skapare · · Score: 3, Funny

      Certificates are _great_ for filtering. I've interviewed hundreds of people. The ones with certificates on their resume's never got past the first few minutes of a phone screen. Now it's even easier, they never get a call. I encourage everyone who isn't sure their skills are strong enough to get certifications and put them on their resume.

      you might be violating my patent on how to select qualified candidates. oh wait ... i didn't file it.

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    44. Re:rip-off by Skapare · · Score: 1

      ok, so you are confirming your skills and don't trust you own 31 years of experience. it's not about whether you take the test or even pass them; it's about why you put them on a resume that should highlight 31 years of experience.

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    45. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >HR filter
      this is the big one. two of my previous jobs were because I had particular keywords that HR thought were a big deal, but aren't. one was "activex", another was "twain". in both cases, the HR person was filtering out resumes without it and thought "activex developers are hard to find. we should offer more money."
      If I had "twain certified developer"...

    46. Re:rip-off by Skapare · · Score: 1

      evidence for the unskilled ... like the HR morons in a big corp that limits managers.

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    47. Re: rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I work .. well we are hiring. I do 2-3 in person interviews every week. Our hiring requirements are stringent.

      Recruiters are not hurdles to get by. Maybe that's the reality you would like to see come about Dice, but it is not at all what recruiters are.

      I have found recruiters to be spammers and telemarketers of the worst kind. Spammers because of all the crap interviews I have sat through with people who frankly did not have the skills but the recruiter kept insisting to bring them in for an in person interview. Telemarketers of the worst kind because I still get calls from recruiters looking to sell me and some of them call me 3 times a day. I live in California and I am not interested in working back east in New Jersey, thank you.

    48. Re:rip-off by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 2

      If you really want to find good developers, find the time.

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    49. Re:rip-off by bigtomrodney · · Score: 2

      Assurance is very important. This thread unsurprisingly is focussing on programming certifications. However, if you hire someone to maintain a system you are indemnifying yourself against any challenges to your decision where you have sought industry-standard certification.

      This not a substitute for judgement and a thorough approach. You filter down to the candidates who are enthusiastic enough about their career to actively partake in continual professional development, make your own decision based on your interview and then as I said are largely indemnified where a decision later comes under scrutiny.

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    50. Re: rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you run a business? No? Then you're opinion is irrelevant. If you are running a business and you are part of the hiring process, then it's a two-bit business and your opinion is again irrelevant. If you run a proper business the hiring process is the domain of the HR department and you don't come into the equation, which makes your opinion not only irrelevant but totally pointless. If you do not run the business but work in the HR department, it's not up to you to select people without regard to their certifications, which makes your opinion irrelevant and possible cause for termination. So, either way you put it, your opinion is irrelevant.

    51. Re:rip-off by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      It depends. If the place was advertising "Foo-Certified Technicians", then I'd consider no different than a trucker maintaining his driver's license. Half of your job description is "have this credential while simply continuing to exist".

    52. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean because I have 5 certs and am working on a 6th and 7th means you'll shitcan my resume without even seeing that I have 31 years of experience in IT?

      3Com 3Wizard Certification
      Solaris Certified System Administrator
      Solaris Certified Network Administrator
      Cisco Certified Network Administrator
      Cisco Certified Network Professional

      And I'm taking my Red Hat Certified System Administrator and Red Hat Certified Engineer tests next month.

      I take them more as a confirmation that I know my stuff and to bone up on the things my job doesn't prepare me for like SELinux, building RPMs, and Red Hat specific stuff like systemctl/systemd, etc. We're still using Red Hat 6 so studying and taking the 7 tests is a challenge, especially with no training materials. I'm taking the 6 book and running a 6 environment on my CentOS 7 desktop and identifying the differences.

      [John]

      Damn right I'd shitcan your resume. The more certs, the faster.

      The ONLY thing you have going for you is CCNA and RHCE. I respect those certs because they have to be earned doing something very much like real-world work.

      All the memorize-and-regurgitate certs go in the other column. The one that says you have nothing better to do with your time and/or that your expertise is more likely to be in the field of test-taking than actual familiarity with the subject, and the more certs you pile on, the stronger I'm going to get that expression.

    53. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I taught myself more than my college professors did. College was (for me) the biggest waste of time, money, and effort. On top of that it landed me a job earning half of what I should be for the title.

    54. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certifications get you past a few HR filters.

      You know what gets you past all HR filters? Good connections.

    55. Re:rip-off by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Hah, I was just redoing my resume a couple of weeks ago after 8 years of basically ignoring it.

      [John]

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    56. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      31 years?

      That means shit in this industry.

      What you did in the last 5, and arguably the last 3, is really what matters.

      And how much time did you spend renewing your 7 certs, in the last 3 years, instead of pulling off some serious engineering/programming feats?

      That's what I thought.

    57. Re:rip-off by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Yea I did, my bad. And I see this seems to be more of a programming question in general than something more like IT or sysadmin. But I have worked as a programmer and hacked a lot of code over the years in C, Perl, and a pretty large LAMP project (for me anyway, almost 100,000 lines of code for the app and 140 mysql tables; not large for some of course :) ). At this point I don't see moving back into programming.

      [John]

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    58. Re:rip-off by Maxwell · · Score: 1

      Sure, I just have an hour chat with the 300+ applicants for my latest posting. No sweat. Certificates are a SIGNAL. They tell me you are serious about your career, you respect standards, you will use the same terminology as the rest of the team and you understand that not everything can be learned on the job. They are a cheap way of putting yourself ahead of other candidates. So the real question is, why would you *not* pick up a new cert every 2 years or so? What possible justification could you have for refusing to educate yourself on industry standards? Other than burning desire to stay ignorant?

    59. Re:rip-off by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Actually the only cert I put on my resume are current ones. The ones I listed are old/expired and are listed on my newly created linked in account. Heck, I don't even put all 31 years of experience (which I realized when I was putting my linked in stuff together) on my resume, just the past 2 jobs and a current relevant skillset.

      [John]

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    60. Re:rip-off by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Actually the CCNA/CCNP certs were the worst ones I acquired. At a company I was working at, I wanted to get more indepth networking knowledge and asked if I could take a CCNA course. They had access to a CCNA/CCNP diploma mill and sent me there instead. I didn't even take notes and passed the CCNA on the first run. The CCNP tests were harder but I eventually passed them. I did gain more networking level knowledge but it was more when I was a network engineer for a year than anything I picked up from the course.

      And for my resume, I would only list the Red Hat ones anyway. The others would go on a historical type resume.

      [John]

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    61. Re:rip-off by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Probably :) I only got the certs because work sent me to a diploma mill. I asked for some network training course to kick my skills up a bit and got sent there instead. I did networking for a year before returning to being a Unix Admin.

      [John]

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    62. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah...now I can't buy his story. If he didn't know that the A is Associate, what are the odds he actually passed the test?

    63. Re:rip-off by leonbev · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I probably wouldn't hire you because you have too MANY certifications. I'd peg you as a person who spends more time learning obscure networking facts to pass the certification exams than actually spending time fixing real networking problems.

      Besides, you probably want a higher salary than my small company is willing to pay, anyway.

    64. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you going to refuse to send in a resume for your dream job just because they require a certain certification to be considered?

      Absolutely. I'm a computer scientist, not an IT tech guy.

    65. Re:rip-off by I4ko · · Score: 1

      Actually when I was doing hiring for network ops (customer edge of the network though) at a Tier 1 carrier during 2004-2008 CCNA were dime a dozen. HR will still call them, but I had access to all the resumes and I would read them myself, then have interviews with those that I wanted and those that HR wanted. I have them a simple 30 question test, which was graded with -2 for wrong answer, -1 for partially wrong, partially right answer, 0 for no answer, 1 for partial, but correct answer and 2 for complete and correct answer. I 2004/2005 would hire anyone who managed to score 17 or more. In 2008 I was happy with anyone who scored more than 0. I can't tell you how many CCNA holders scored in the negative, because they believed that giving me a wrong answer was better than not giving me one, even after I took good 3 minutes to explain the grading scale. CCNP people on the other hand, realized that the grading scale is actually also a question, albeit a non-technical one. Remember, this was a Tier 1 carrier, so you don't want people who are not sure what they are doing, doing something stupid. If you are going for Cisco certification, anything lower than CCIE is not really speaking much. Why is my router introducing delay? Can you diagnose that because something is wrong with the multitasking or the ring buffers - that is CCIE material. If you knew it by experience you were golden.

    66. Re:rip-off by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Because when HR wants versions of products only count with experience you are screwed without that cert.

      Example you have a Solaris 9 cert, but HR wants 11. The 31 years of experience doesn't count because it wasn't version 11 etc.

    67. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certificates are an easy filter because any qualified candidate can get them with minimal time/expense.

      The people who list certificates on a resume are the same people who list "Word" on a resume as a skill. They think it's useful for me to know because they think it's an average or difficult skill. When I see a certificate on a resume, it's like someone is bragging that they can count to one hundred and know their native alphabet. Unless you're straight from school with no experience you shouldn't tell people that you got a certificate unless they ask.
      Certificate? Round file.

    68. Re:rip-off by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Responding to alleviate fear is a logical response.

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    69. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a simple way past the HR filter: LIE. The more unbelievable space-tastic lies, the better. HR goons aren't paid to judge the quality of your lies, they're mostly paid to screw you out of your benefits. When it comes to hiring, they don't know squat about the position they're hiring for, so they're just checking off things on a list. So, if you actually want that job, you have to pretend to be all the things on the list.

    70. Re:rip-off by plopez · · Score: 1

      Tell HR certs are desirable but not required.

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    71. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about a college degree? At one level, a diploma is no more than a very expensive certification.

      Nope. Getting a college degree, you actually learn something.

      If you did it right, you learned how little you know.

    72. Re:rip-off by plopez · · Score: 1

      "That doesn't sound like it scales very well."

      There's the problem, not certs. If you are holding cattle calls and treating people like interchangeable biological units you are doing it wrong. While people do become egotistical and think of themselves as more special than they are at times, the 'special little snowflake' syndrome, people are individuals. Not evaluating people as individuals is a mistake. Please let me know who your company is so I can never apply there if I can help it. It probably has some deep and profound problems I would rather not experience.

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    73. Re:rip-off by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      What possible justification could you have for refusing to educate yourself on industry standards? Other than burning desire to stay ignorant?

      A burning desire to keep my money instead of dumping it in valueless products...?

    74. Re:rip-off by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      That's even more stupid than filtering out everyone who doesn't have certificates.

    75. Re:rip-off by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      This approach assumes you have some sort of influence over HR.

    76. Re:rip-off by BVis · · Score: 1

      Exactly, so it's consistent with the way that job candidates get treated. Make them scared enough that they won't get the job and they'll make all kinds of concessions when it comes time to negotiate an offer. That is, if there's any negotiation; it's much easier for the company to make an offer and tell the candidate they can take it or leave it.

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    77. Re:rip-off by BVis · · Score: 1

      So after the C students in HR get done filtering the pile, removing anyone who doesn't have a degree, the right keywords, or any easily understandable "certifications" that they treat as actual skills and not a skill at test taking, you throw out all the resumes that are left?

      Remember, the C students in HR have control over who you hire, despite the fact that none of them have the slightest clue what any of the skills mean. They tick off the list and send you the ones that have enough checkmarks.

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      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    78. Re:rip-off by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      The problem is how to judge expertise on a resume.

      So certifications get you past the HR filter.

      Only then do you get to talk to someone who (in theory) knows programming/whatever enough to evaluate your actual expertise.

      So, what is it worth to get past that first hurdle?

      Well, you bypass HR.

      HR is only if you're really just starting out and have no clue how to get started. If you're in secondary school, start making friends and visit job fairs held there. Especially the ones where the companies are interviewing on the spot because it's real employees (not HR) looking over the resumes and doing the interviews.

      And after that, make sure you're keeping tabs on people as they join and leave because these people will form your network, and networking gets you at those jobs that aren't listed. And using your network means you're bypassing HR. Plenty of hiring is done word-of-mouth and there are even hidden jobs posted publicly to meet HR rules.

      You skip the HR filter, and you get involved with someone who can champion your cause and push your candidacy forward.

    79. Re:rip-off by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Projects trump certs. That's a given. But what if there is little he could possibly show?

      Take IT security. Not only does HR not even know what the hell we do (and hence wouldn't even know what to ask for), it's also kinda hard to show anything off. Companies don't really want you to tell everyone "yeah, we did a through sec audit on their stuff", even without telling what you found. Personally I don't get it, I would go brag that we employed some of the greatest security consultants to ensure your data is safe ... but that's me.

      There's usually preciously little you have to show for yourself. You can of course list what you've done so far, but that will tell your future employers little more than "yeah, he worked here". What else can they tell you? Not really much.

      So what's left when it comes to judging the quality of an applicant is either do a through interview or look at the funny pieces of paper he clutters your table with. And given how much HR knows about security, take a wild guess what approach is usually used.

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    80. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My resume is 5 pages long for this exact reason though... To get through HR and at the top it has the highlights for the hiring manager. So that he can read the first page and HR can read through
      Worked with, java, jquery, html, css, spring, struts, hibernate, oracle, db2, liferay, tomcat, etc etc.

      Line by line for each job so that they can have it for there game of hiring bingo. I tend to explain short summaries (~3 sentences) in the first bullet point of what I actually did and any achievements I am proud of for the next couple of bullets. This is really just optimizing for the scanner and placing the bingo sheet available for HR.

    81. Re:rip-off by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I passed the CCNA in 99, tried to re-do it back in 2013 to get the Cisco Security cert, but the CCENT->CCNA exam is much, much harder than the old CCNA.

      It's the only exam I've failed, the time crunch on the simulated command lines are just too much. Unless you're getting lots of on-the-job experience, it's brutal, and the WAN tech is irrelevant for most networking. I know the material, I'm just not fast enough.

      It bothers me when people diminish other people's accomplishments, or discount people because of their education and certifications. If you don't have the certs, I know that you have gaps in your basic product knowledge. If you don't have the education, I have to wonder why.

      For the AC, I would expect a line on his resume around the education section, FAR below experience saying something like:

      • RHCE, CCNP

      Any more prominent, and yeah, it's either an entry-level resume or the guy's not a good candidate. 3Com and Solaris should only be there if the job calls for it. It's niche and the 2 words on your resume to add them aren't worth it. I have lots of useless expired certs too.

    82. Re:rip-off by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      If it's required by law (e.g. driver's license, medical license, etc) then sure. If it's an IT cert, then it's absurd. And if the justification is that some contract requires it, then fire the asshole who wrote and/or signed that contract.

      I understand that people place differing levels of confidence in certs and I don't begrudge them that. I disagree that IT certs mean much, but others think they're more useful. Where my strong objection comes in is holding that over somebody's head and bringing in auditors to shitcan everyone (regardless of how good a job they're doing) because some useless piece of paper expired.

      Only way I'd ever take a job at a place like that is if the annual salary was enough for me to retire on. That way, even if they shitcanned me the day the cert expired, I'd be set for life anyway. And I'd still go in every day thinking to myself "fuck this place". They certainly would never get my best work, which only comes when I'm pouring my heart and soul into the work I'm doing to build something I can be proud of.

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    83. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cisco Certified Network Administrator

      You mean Cisco Certified Network Associate.

      I can't believe somebody who has a CCNA doesn't even know what it stands for....it is absolutely Associate and not Administrator. Also once you get CCNP or Professional then you no longer refer to your Associate cert since it has been upgraded.

    84. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a 3Wizard! 3Com isn't even a company any more so stop listing that. If those Cisco certs are real than you are CCNP not both...CCNP replaces CCNA. My guess is your Solaris certs are out of date, its like being WinNT4.0 certified when Server2012 is out. So you have 1 cert that means anything CCNP but congrats that is a good one.

    85. Re:rip-off by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      If you post a job in a public place, you have a chance of being overwhelmed by applications and resumes so that you can't treat every applicant as a human being. If you get two hundred applications, trying to have ten-minute phone conversations with each of them is going to take days, likely weeks.

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    86. Re:rip-off by nessman · · Score: 1

      Sure, I just have an hour chat with the 300+ applicants for my latest posting. No sweat.

      Certificates are a SIGNAL. They tell me you are serious about your career, you respect standards, you will use the same terminology as the rest of the team and you understand that not everything can be learned on the job. They are a cheap way of putting yourself ahead of other candidates.

      So the real question is, why would you *not* pick up a new cert every 2 years or so? What possible justification could you have for refusing to educate yourself on industry standards? Other than burning desire to stay ignorant?

      You must be the darling of the IT training / certification industry. I don't need to spend thousands of dollars for a week-long Cisco class and another $200 for the test itself to prove that I'm "serious" about my career. My resume (and references, and accolades, and bonuses) speaks for itself. Certifications are nothing more than very expensive merit badges to impress some manager during the interview process - who'll probably lay you off in 9 months when he finds an Indian H1B who'll do your job for half the price.

    87. Re:rip-off by nessman · · Score: 1

      What about a college degree? At one level, a diploma is no more than a very expensive certification.

      Don't discount the value of a college degree. It tells me you set out to do something big and finished it... and learned a few things that you didn't pick up on in high school. Bonus points if you went to school away from home and lived on your own for a while. Shows that you're somewhat responsible. I'd never hire some code-kiddie fresh out of HS.

    88. Re:rip-off by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Certifications can be good if someone has obtained them from a combination of experience and intense study. This process will make them familiar with all of the features of the specific technology and will make them better qualified--all else being equal. Unfortunately, in the case of Microsoft certifications, and I know this is going on with others as well, you can buy all of the questions with answers and the "Gold Partner" training companies are buying them and giving them to their "students" during the bootcamp/training "class." Students still fail of course because they go in with zero knowledge expecting to obtain certification in something they are not qualified to touch--unfortunately a lot pass though, even those with no experience. I have studied for, and obtained certifications on my own, and I have happened upon these "bootcamps" not knowing what was actually going on. When I settled in and realized the game I became sickened--especially when I saw people passing who had no experience. Never again. The certs I gained from my own experience and study helped me become better at my job...and the bootcamp helped me because I had a lot of experience and was there to prove it and could focus on my weaknesses...but you should know that the certification system is corrupt as hell. Corrupt on a level where I will never seek another certification unless I'm "forced" to (you must be certified to work for consulting firms). I would venture to say that all of the Microsoft Certified Masters are cramming brain dumps (not even brain dumps, they are the exact questions/answers). Microsoft's tests are very tough/rigorous if approached honestly and ethically however.

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    89. Re:rip-off by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      You don't get to pay less because you are a small company. You get to have less.

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    90. Re:rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to have ten-minute conversations with each and every one of them. But if you don't read each and every résumé, you stand a good chance of missing out on the best candidates.

      That's the core problem, IMHO - businesses want a quick, cheap, automated method of filtering candidates, but it doesn't exist. There really is no substitute for a QUALIFIED human being actually reading a résumé. All attempts to bypass that process fail.

      I've had tons of spam from recruiters thinking I do Java because I have JavaScript on my résumé. I tell them if they can't be bothered to actually READ my résumé, I don't think we can help each other.

    91. Re:rip-off by antdude · · Score: 1

      How about both?

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  2. It's a sales tool. by ErikTheRed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You are always selling yourself, your plans, and your ideas, no matter what business environment you are in - self-employed or corporate. Certifications can be a tool for that - and even a vital tool if you're dealing with HR drones that don't understand anything else.

    That being said, I have no formal certs and have done extremely well for myself - but I also have very good sales skills. It's the one thing I encourage to everyone that asks me for career advice - learn to sell. It doesn't matter what you do in life, but you will always be selling something (assuming your work is of any sort of significance).

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    1. Re: It's a sales tool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't buy it

    2. Re:It's a sales tool. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      ... even a vital tool if you're dealing with HR drones that don't understand anything else.

      You're applying for the wrong jobs.

    3. Re:It's a sales tool. by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

      As any salesman will tell you.

      Step 1) Find the person who can make the decision.
      Step 2) Go directly to them. Dont waist time on the people who can not buy.

      Works in finding a job, skip HR and locate the hiring manager. Call him or her, contact him or her via linked-in, etc. That is the person that will get you past the HR filters.

    4. Re:It's a sales tool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and don't waste any time learning to spell. Garbage collection isn't about the size of your pants.

    5. Re:It's a sales tool. by PPalmgren · · Score: 2

      Certs can be used as a form of upkeep for veterans as well.

      I work in payroll, where laws and regulations change every single year. If you've been in the industry for 20 years, a good way to ensure you've kept up with the times is to pursue a cert and refresh your knowledge. This also tells the employer that your knowledge has recently been updated on the topic.

      Not all experience is good experience. People that have been in my industry for 20+ years without keeping up with the times like to store junk in dozens of file cabinets because they haven't kept up with record retention policy changes and digital format inclusions.

    6. Re:It's a sales tool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps. But you don't have any data to back that up. But that's probably on your resume.

      "I'm a professional opinion giver, with no real data to back it up."

    7. Re: It's a sales tool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. Just try that, you'll either be warned not to call again - and this will automatically terminate any chance of landing a job at that company - or if you're really bothersome they'll call the cops on you which will terminate any chance of landing *any* job. Go there in person, security will deal with you very harshly. Grow up, kid.

    8. Re:It's a sales tool. by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      Yes, because no one should ever work for corporate America. I mean it's not like you're going to be homeless or starving if you don't have a steady paycheck right?

    9. Re:It's a sales tool. by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      The type of certs you are talking about do not apply to programming... Unlike administrative certs, a computer language won't easily change or update its mechanism (i.e. change from 0-index to 1-index) including newer languages. Besides, learning a new language (syntax) is easy (as they test you in cert exams). Applying the language to solve all kind of problems can't be learnt in a couple weeks! Thus, you don't need to have a cert to show that you know how to work with the language. Experience and time will teach you that.

      However, as someone has already said, the certs are for showing to bypass those HR people because these people know nothing about the field. They want to use something as standard, so that they can say they know what they are doing (but really ...). The certs are created for these people only!

    10. Re:It's a sales tool. by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      Good point, languages don't change much. I guess I'd compare the certs I deal with more to something like a IEEE membership. While memberships to professional organizations can feel kind of scammy, their seminar/etc requirements kind of force you to stay on top of recent events in the industry.

    11. Re:It's a sales tool. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Yes, because no one should ever work for corporate America. I mean it's not like you're going to be homeless or starving if you don't have a steady paycheck right?

      That isn't even remotely like anything I actually said.

      You're perfectly free to go work for some monolithic corporation with "HR drones who don't understand anything else", as GP originally said. But you are likely to end up unsatisfied, in a position you don't like, with a bunch of co-workers who were chosen by that same HR department, who therefore don't know how to do their jobs.

      Have at it. Those jobs have to be filled by somebody.

  3. Trust by penguinoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd only trust a certified certifications expert to answer that question.

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    1. Re:Trust by plover · · Score: 1

      I'd only trust a certified certifications expert to answer that question.

      How do you know you're getting someone with a genuine certified certification certificate? There are a lot of phony certification certificate mills out there, where anyone can just pay the fee and download one.

      My advice is to pay the fee, but be sure to check the certificate on the payment site.

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    2. Re: Trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new certified overlords.

    3. Re:Trust by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      I am not a certified certifications expert.

      However, I do have a certificate in Trust Building.

      Therefore, you can trust me.

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    4. Re:Trust by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      Well, we can trust you to build trust, but you haven't built any trust with me yet so I don't trust you.

  4. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least certs on a resume get you past the automated discard-o-tron.

    1. Re:Well... by Caesar+Tjalbo · · Score: 1

      In the Netherlands, I didn't really need certification. Now in Chile, it's a must.

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    2. Re: Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I discard resumes that have certs on them. Your certification are how you do on your
      hiring interviews, followed by the judgement of your peers and ultimately your job
      performance. I have held 3 certifications in my life. Two I got when my then employer
      needed to get people certified to join an IBM business partner program. That was in
      the 90s when certifications were still new and everybody all of the sudden wanted to
      cash in. Certification number three was for MySQL 5 and I only got it because I was
      selling preparatory classed for MySQL certfications.

      I scoff at your certification(s), you clearly have too much time and money on your hands.

  5. which certification is essential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    your H-1B certificate is all you really need.

    1. Re:which certification is essential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      your H-1B certificate is all you really need.

      If you want to work in corporate America, absolutely. H-1B is the new MCSA, without the MCSA.

    2. Re:which certification is essential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does H-1B allow holders to change jobs or is the visa tied to the specific job?

      I don't know if they are really getting a good deal with this crap.

    3. Re:which certification is essential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to inform the government that you're changing jobs, but it's trivial to do. H1Bs are not locked into one particular job as people would like you to believe.

    4. Re:which certification is essential by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      Does H-1B allow holders to change jobs or is the visa tied to the specific job?

      If you are talking about changing employer, then the answer is YES if 1)you didn't sign any non-compete agreement (NCA) or 2)you signed NCA but the new job is not conflicted with the NCA. A H1B holder can change his/her employer if the person wants to, but the person MUST have another H1B sponsor (new employer) and the new employer MUST file a new H1B for the holder. It is similar to restarting of the process with a little different of submitting document; however, the time limit is still counted toward maximum 6 years.

      If you are talking about job type, then the answer is NO. A H1B is filed based on the type of job. The holder must be working with the title/type of the same job. For example, a person files for H1B as programmer. The new employer MUST file H1B under programmer. However, there exists some employers who file H1B under one title but use the H1B holder to do different type of jobs. It is difficult to verify whether employers are following the law...

  6. A Definate Maybe by jimmifett · · Score: 1

    I have a couple listed on my resume. I'm sure it helped get my foot in the door past the recruiting / HR shrews to get to an actual interview.
    Was it worth the cost? Hard to say in the long run, but I think in the beginning it helped just a tiny bit to stand out from competition. They weren't all that costly to begin with, but at that time in my life, sure seemed like it.

    As for further certs, push for the employer to pay for you getting them. Plenty of certs I never bothered to get, but studied for anyway just to stay ahead of the curve and keep my skills sharp.

    1. Re:A Definate Maybe by tompaulco · · Score: 2

      I also have some on my resume, from various vendors. Other than the Oracle Certified Professional, they were all paid for by employers. It may help get me in the door in some places. As a hiring manager, I wouldn't put much faith in them as anybody could basically get a certification just by studying, having never actually done the work. In some cases, doing the work is a detriment to getting the certification. I know that I have gotten some certifications just to get them, having never worked in the position (PMP, for example). So since anybody can put a small amount of effort in and get a certification, I don't put a lot of faith in them.

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    2. Re:A Definate Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The PMP requires three years of PM experience and a 35 hour course on PMBOK if you have a college degree. Five years if you do not. If you claim to have a PMP and no experience in the position, you're either lying here or lied on your application and got missed in the audit process.

  7. certs are like college degrees by turkeydance · · Score: 3, Informative

    they're your admission "ticket" to get the interview.

    1. Re:certs are like college degrees by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      if you have no experience or are from a 3rd world country, sure.

      if you have experience, certs are usually a waste of time. I would actually hire people who did NOT bother with certs.

      I run into folks from india all the time (bay area resident, fact of life here) and more often than not, they are filled with degrees and certs and lots of memorization. still, with all that 'stuff' the output from many indians is sub-par. they don't THINK, they just have amassed lots of DATA in their heads.

      sadly, those are the folks who are now, almost completely in control of the hiring. indian bosses, indian co-workers, indian ceo's. they think their methods of learning is great and they hire from their own culture, ignoring (blatantly) the locals who grew up here and who did NOT spend their time swallowing textbooks and memorizing algorithms.

      not much more to say about the subject. oh, right - cheating - LOTS and lots of cheating on tests in india. its documented and known. and so, what good are certs if the culture encourages and allows cheating?

      certs are useless. less than useless, in fact. give me someone who can think and that's most of an engineering job; not rote data storage in greymatter.

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    2. Re:certs are like college degrees by macsimcon · · Score: 1

      they think their methods of learning is great and they hire from their own culture...

      I’ll bet they understand subject/verb agreement though.

    3. Re:certs are like college degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I'm a networking guy and have been doing it for years. The cert can get you the interview but how the interview goes gets you the job. We hired a guy with a CCIE and let him go less than a year later due to his performance. He looked good on paper and we probably got blinded by the CCIE. We had another guy with an MCSE and canned him too do to performance.

      We hired a guy out of college with no certs who's only background was a helpdesk position at the university where he studied but the interview went well. He started out at about $75k and after about two years he was up to about $115k per year. Then he got his first Cisco CCNA cert. I think he put things on his resume like working at his dads store fixing PCs when he was a kid and other hobbies that made him look like he was an interesting person to get to know.

      I think the process of earning the cert and actually learning the material is more valuable than the cert itself. But, a nice and shiny CCIE number on your resume will open a lot of doors even if you don't get the job.

      Just my two bits.

    4. Re:certs are like college degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they think their methods of learning is great and they hire from their own culture...

      I’ll bet they understand subject/verb agreement though.

      Spoken like a true Indian.

    5. Re:certs are like college degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I moved in with two Indians with masters degrees from an expensive tech school. I was expecting to be blown away by some amazing South Asian John Galts single handedly holding up the tech economy with their genius and incredible work ethic. Boy, what a fucking joke. Dirty, lazy and as obnoxious as a fratboy mixed with a hipster, these guys are NOT superior to an American geek in any possible way.

    6. Re:certs are like college degrees by coofercat · · Score: 1

      I got a Microsoft Certified Professional about 20 years ago. I passed it after 4 days of training and tests, having only every really done a bit of desktop stuff along the way (in my unix jobs) before that. The actual Windows admins on the course all failed it first time around. Why? because the test required you do it "the microsoft way", and not the way that literally every admin in the world does it. As I had no idea what that was, I just recalled what they'd just told me the day before rather than using any sort of experience.

      I also sat the Checkpoint exams around the same time (having done some pretty crazy weird setups for various complicated customer requirements). I failed the 'basic' and passed the 'advanced' (and so failed the qualification). That fact that's even possible reminded me that there's really no value in these sorts of exams. I never bothered even asking if I could take a re-sit.

      Vendor certifications are really a measure of how well you can regurgitate the kool-aid.

    7. Re: certs are like college degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being "superior to an american geek" is like being superior to an american cockroach. It just puts you into a slightly superior class of vermin. It doesn't mean you don't get squashed.

    8. Re:certs are like college degrees by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind, too, that some employers require them. When I was working as a contractor for a Federal agency, there were a list of certs that you HAD to have. A lot of it was just about setting minimum standards, and some bureaucratic butt-covering, but that's what things are like when you scale beyond a certain size of organization.

    9. Re:certs are like college degrees by nessman · · Score: 1

      In the real world, "Fabrikam" and "Contoso" do not exist. MS certs are a bigger joke than Cisco certs. I took the same MS OCS 2007 exam 5 times and failed it every time. Found out that the exam itself was flawed.

    10. Re:certs are like college degrees by nessman · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. $75k to a college grad with nothing more than helpdesk / PC repair experience?

    11. Re:certs are like college degrees by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      they hire from their own culture

      Seen that...totally fucked. As the culture flat-lines the quality degrades...no matter what culture. Diversity is awesome.

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    12. Re:certs are like college degrees by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      They are just brown Americans. They act shy and reserved as hell until they get to know you or start fitting in. Then just like anyone else their true asshole shows. Just people.

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    13. Re:certs are like college degrees by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I hate that name....Contoso.

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    14. Re:certs are like college degrees by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Happens all the time.

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  8. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the job experience is everything.

    There is this myth in America of "retraining". It does not work. Employers demand experience.

    1. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odd. My employer has invested thousands on training.

    2. Re:No. by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Odd. My employer has invested thousands on training.

      so there is nothing to learn on the job there? dare you name this company? sounds like a place i would not want to work.

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    3. Re:No. by bigtomrodney · · Score: 1

      In my experience a broader view pays dividends. That can be achieved through secondment, introduction of new blood or with the best cost/benefit ratio by going through industry certification. Maybe an RHCE for a 25 year Unix sysadmin is questionable, but an Audit certification for your systems auditor will likely provide a view higher-level corporate governance and of course provide the assurance that your C-level suite will require.

      Not everyone is working at grunt level for their entire career. Upward mobility typically requires expansion of experience, outlook and qualifications in larger organisations.

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  9. As Compared to What? by brian.stinar · · Score: 1

    As compared to experience DOING the things you are certified to do, I'd say no.
    As compared to a college degree, maybe, maybe not. I think it depends on the degree, the certification, and the job(s) you're going for.
    As compared to no experience, and no degree, I'd say yes.

    1. Re:As Compared to What? by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      As compared to no experience, and no degree, I'd say yes.

      I think it's an even stronger no. If the person wanted to learn say JavaScript, and they chose the most formal, most rigid and the least creative and inspiring way to learn it by working to get a certificate -- instead of building a project and putting it up out there, for instance -- shows what kind of developer they will be: someone who cares less for making good software and more for playing carefully within the system.

      I'd trust more someone who spent the time to train for a marathon than to get a certificate.

  10. prolly not for programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For sysadmin / devops / network admin / desktop support and maybe a little into the infosec side, certs are probably a good idea.

    For programmers (etc), certs really don't make any sense.

    Like making copywriters hit the obstacle course for time before hiring them.

  11. I am turned off by certificates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll still look at a candidate, but I generally assume the person is covering incompetency in skill with a paid for affirmation.

    1. Re:I am turned off by certificates by Skapare · · Score: 1

      if you get 1000 resumes and 40 of them list no certs, now what would you do?

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    2. Re: I am turned off by certificates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Those are the 40 I will look at. If I see a cert on your resume I am usually not that interested.

    3. Re:I am turned off by certificates by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      Readvertise with stricter requirements. If you're getting 1000 resumes, your person specification is way too vague.

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  12. HR/Recruiting Drones by singularity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Having gone through the hiring process a couple of times in the last couple of years, HR and recruiters are the biggest hinderance to companies hiring talented individuals. For a tech position, HR has become a gatekeeper to the hiring manager. Unfortunately they have no knowledge of the position or the technologies.

    Certificates get you past this gatekeeper. They are fairly useless otherwise, but since HR has wedged themselves between the candidate and the hiring manager, they become a bit of a necessary evil.

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    1. Re:HR/Recruiting Drones by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      HR has lost us some awesome candidates. They did not understand or respect the level of demand in the market for the skills these people offered and I guess blindly assumed that they were just like them...dime-a-dozen useless sacks of shit. Took their sweet merry time (seeing to their paperwork and other various rote minutia) and lost the opportunity to hire.

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    2. Re:HR/Recruiting Drones by thedavidcathey · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that is part of the disparity between the company saying "I can't find qualified people" versus people saying "I can't find a job"? HR has become an impediment to actual identification of human resources.

  13. PMP certification definitely IS worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you want a job anywhere near project management, you need the PMP certification. Do a job search for "project management" and check the first ten results. Every one of them will say PMP required or preferred.

    1. Re:PMP certification definitely IS worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      True on this. My wife has been studying for this for the last 3 months and takes the test in 2 weeks. PMP appears to be the gold standard for project management. Combine that with a ScrumMaster cert and you can get a job anywhere. Half the ScumMaster's I know couldn't pass the PMP and went Scrum since it was easier.

    2. Re:PMP certification definitely IS worth it by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 0

      Actually, most Business graduates probably took formal Project Management courses, and most CSE graduates probably took formal Project Management courses. PMP is for people who are lacking a degree with courses in the field.

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    3. Re:PMP certification definitely IS worth it by kellymcdonald78 · · Score: 2

      You have to have courses in the field to even apply to write the PMP exam, and if you don't have a degree, the hours of experience required goes up substantially

  14. needs data rather than opinions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the kind of question that is subject to experimentation. Create a set of similar resumes except one includes some relevant certifications. Then apply to the same job and see if the number of callbacks varies.

  15. NO by b1ng0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    No. Now fuck off Dice.

  16. Yes and No by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Yes if you learn from them, absolutely.
    Yes if you are in IT
    Yes if you are a programmer, and choose a cert carefully (J2EE Architect, and you want to do that kind of thing).
    Yes if you can spend a weekend in the library and pass the test with no problem, and someone wants you to have it
    Yes if your employer will pay for it, and you can study at work

    No if you are a programmer (with some exceptions, see above).
    No if you don't understand the subject, even after getting the cert
    No if you take months and months to get the cert, and still don't understand it
    No if you can spend the time better working on an open source project
    No if you don't learn anything from it.

    This might be the most-asked question on Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Yes and No by khasim · · Score: 1

      Nicely phrased.

      How about a different scenario?

      Meet Billy. Billy wants to be a programmer. Billy has a high school diploma. Billy has no college degree. Billy has no certifications. Billy has no professional experience.

      What advice would you give Billy to get him his first programming job?

    2. Re:Yes and No by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Meet Billy. Billy wants to be a programmer. Billy has a high school diploma. Billy has no college degree. Billy has no certifications. Billy has no professional experience. What advice would you give Billy to get him his first programming job?

      Good question.

      Assuming he actually knows how to program (that's the first thing......does he really know how?), then the key is to convey that information on a resume in a way that HR will understand.

      All the standard tips apply, keywords, formatting, etc. If he has open source projects, that would be great, instead of job experience, he should list projects he's worked on (if he hasn't worked on any projects, he doesn't know how to program, sorry).

      Again, the key is to find a way to convey to HR that he knows how to do the job. Certs, "Coding bootcamps," open source projects, internships, etc can all help with that, but they aren't necessary. It's all an attempt to get in the door so you can get an actual interview.

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    3. Re: Yes and No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Start making friends with developers who want you to work with them, have them push you past HR. Otherwise you're screwed unless you're a legend in the programming community.

    4. Re:Yes and No by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Program something.

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  17. Certifications are more valuable... by grimmjeeper · · Score: 2

    ...than a dice "insights" spam.

  18. Resume Red Flag by Flyskippy1 · · Score: 2

    Having conducted probably 500 software developer interviews, I can tell you that seeing Certificates listed on a candidate's Resume is typically a red flag that indicates they will not be a good candidate. It doesn't mean they will absolutely be bad, just an indication that they probably aren't right for the sorts of positions I hire for. Kind of like seeing "Microsoft Office" listed prominently under their "Skills" section.

    1. Re: Resume Red Flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, the programs HR uses to scan resumes WILL check for MS Office, and if not there, adds to chances of getting trashed. You do realize the "skills" section is really a "automation keyword" section?

    2. Re:Resume Red Flag by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Kind of like seeing "Microsoft Office" listed prominently under their "Skills" section.

      Tell us, how close are you to the hiring process? I ask because I applied to a company for an IT security analyst position a few months back, and I spent 45 minutes talking to some HR person about my skills in MS office before they would even let me schedule a talk with a hiring manager. Including asking if I would consider myself an expert in MS Word! So if you are getting tired of seeing "Microsoft office" as a skill on developers resume I would recommend you get HR out of the god damn way and start looking at resumes yourself. Don't blame people for gaming the system HR set up to filter resumes for you.

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    3. Re:Resume Red Flag by thedavidcathey · · Score: 1

      This is part of the problem that likely plagues many technology people getting jobs. It's hard to tailor the resume to companies with widely differing concepts of what a "qualified candidate" should look like. Some companies, HR is the biggest problem insuring you can't find qualified candidates because they don't understand the relative value of the key skills in the job. Some is the disparity between companies that require some certifications (needed or not for the job) with those that assume the certification is a red flag.

  19. Certifications are essential for vendors by kosmosik · · Score: 2

    If you are an engeener in service providing company your certification level is essential for HR of this company. Be it Cisco, Microsoft, Oracle, IBM, Citrix, VMware or whatever - the company providing services (like implementation) usually needs to have certified employers to reach certain partner level (like Gold, Platinium and what-the-fuck-they-had-invented-recently). It is just a business for these companies to sell certifications for their products.

    Is it important to have certifications? Well just look at the policies FOR EMPLOYERS that the vendors in your area of interest are providing.

  20. Yes and No by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    The higher your level of experience and completed education, the less useful certifications become.

    If you're just starting out, a certification is useful, especially if it's in an area you have no formal or only limited experience in.

    If you have extensive experience and/or advanced completed education (BSc, MSc, PhD) then I wouldn't recommend it.

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  21. They're negative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They're worse than useless.

    People with dozens of certifications on their resume actually look bad. Why? They are meaningless and without substance. They show that a person is more a politician/marketing person than an actual worker. Few things are more annoying than people who don't do any real work but play politics and suck up to non-technical managers - and that is _exactly_ the kind of attitude which having too many certifications signals.

  22. Certifications have advanced my career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've found certs very helpful but mostly because I like the clear training path they provide. I read the books, do practice labs, and take the exam - no boot camps except the required one for my VCP (employer paid). That being said I've also never renewed a certification. It opens doors with recruiters even though I list them as expired on my resume. I've been a network engineer for 15+ years and can definitely say a cert every 1-2 years helps maintain and grow my salary.

  23. yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i have over 20yrs and 15 certs from MS, redhat, Cisco, F5, and security industry related certs so take what i have to say with a grain of salt.

    i feel i would not be where i am without working towards certs. i exhaustively read everything i can find on a cert before taking the exam. it is very time consuming, maybe 2-3 months of weekends and on top of work. The fees are minimal..so cost shouldn't even be part of the equation and likely your company will cover the exam fee. i paid for several out of pocket though when companies didn't, cause i knew it was worth it in the long run when i leave that company.

    the industry is flooded with paper tigers, ie. test dumpers which have invalidated the cert world. mostly in the msft arena because of how easy it is to dump a ms exam. i bet 75% or higher of the people holding MS certs are dumped.
    any real engineer can spot a paper tiger within a quick 5 min convo, however, in my time, i've seen many people fake it til they make it and fly under corporate radar for several years before getting fired.

    however, on the other side of the coin is those who actually read the 1500 page manuals and training materials associated with a cert and actually obtain the skill set of the objective domains on those exams from RTFMing. this is crucial imo and infinitely worth it- you learn a lot between manuals/labs along the cert process.

  24. You tell me. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    I'm a PE in electrical engineering and I've been out of work since December 2013.

    You tell me if it was worth the time and money.

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    1. Re:You tell me. by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not to judge, but as someone with a PE that does a lot of hiring of PEs, maybe you should take a close look at why you are having trouble. There are a number of things that can pose challenges, including location at one extreme and personality at another. It might help to go to IEEE meetings and try to get some help networking, reviewing your resume, and identifying what your specific challenges are, and how to work around them.

    2. Re:You tell me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the golden nugget!

      If you are a PE, or in IT, or any of the STEM fields and you have been out of work for more than 6 months. You are doing it wrong!

      Get on Linked-in, get out to meetings and network, get people you know in business to look over your resume and mentor or give pointers. Get out and sell your self and your skills!

      The last company I was at, laid off the whole IT group and outsourced it to India. When they gave us notice, I pulled everyone together and had them set up/update profiles on Linked-in. I helped them get everything in order and ready. Then I sent out feelers to my network and let them know that not only was I looking, so was everyone in the department.

      I had an offer in the table in 72 hours. Everyone else in the group had offers in under three weeks!
      The jobs are out there, you just have to network to find them!

    3. Re:You tell me. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Location is one factor. Since I'm divorced and share custody of two kids, I can't move.

      I go to a lot of meetings, meetups, networking events, do a lot of volunteering, ran the local engineering chapter for a couple of years, and I've got enough friends that I'm reasonably sure that it's not my personality. I mean, I can't judge it for myself and it's really the common thread of failure in my life, but from what I can see it's nothing overtly shitty about the way I deal with other people.

      I mean, I teach yoga and spin classes. I know how to be nice.

      I've just had bad luck with my career. It's really been a trainwreck since the get-go.

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    4. Re:You tell me. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Uh, yeah, I've been networking for 10 years. I've never stopped looking for my next job.

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    5. Re:You tell me. by waspleg · · Score: 1

      I think people/gov't vastly underestimate unemployment. Our system is skewed very much in favor of big business and they know it because they paid for it to be that way.

      Just look how the president is lobbying for Silicon Valley pay scale bulldozing.

    6. Re:You tell me. by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Focus on the trainwreck then. I will give one example: I get a resume from an engineer every 6-8 months from someone that I have heard stories about from one of his former co-workers as being a non-functional alcoholic. (The co-worker is what I would consider a functional alcoholic, read into it as you wish.) If this person were to put on their resume that they have been focusing on teaching yoga and spinning between professional employment then I would be forced to at least interview them.

      Some specific advice: look at what part of the other things you are doing is what I consider "adult daycare." If you spend a lot of your time talking to people and trying to help them out then you really should approach looking for a job from the perspective of project management rather than engineering. If engineering is your passion, you work into it backwards.

    7. Re:You tell me. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that you had success, but what works for you doesn't necessarily work for other people. I get real tired of people who had no problem with X giving facile advice to people with problems with X. Telling what worked for you is good, but telling others they're doing it wrong is not.

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  25. That depends by msobkow · · Score: 1

    If you need someone to babysit you through reading a few overheads and taking a trivial "exam" each day, then yes, certificates are worth the investment.

    But if you need that kind of hand holding to learn something, you're not worth hiring. I always shuffled certificate-braggers to the *bottom* of the resume pile as a result.

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    1. Re:That depends by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I put mine in as I busted my butt off with no brain dumps. I have mostly desktop and some gpo and ad experience to back me up. The new Windows Server 2012 exams are A BITCH. You need to know architect level detail and the ins and outs of every powershell cmd, dns settings, gpo types which thete are over 2 dozen and you need to know every one memorized, subneting. If you do not have months of lab work in a vm network you won't pass even if you are experienced. Are you saying you wouldn't even talk to me if it is listed on the bottom after my experience?

      The cisco ccna is quite rigorous in 2015 as well since MS has upped thir game. You need to have costs memorized of things like 3com gateways. It won't work if it not precise.

      There is a misconception here that a test is which do I click to add a user and other easy questions where it is laughable easy. NT 4.0 was a joke. But in the engineering and administrator world they mean something as they have become rigorous thanks to braindumps.

      Your average administrator and help desk jockey will not even know how to subnet with just experience

    2. Re:That depends by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Seeing as I've only ever been involved in hiring programmers, yes, your certificates would land you at the bottom of the pile. Cisco configuration and Windows administration are irrelevant to what I used to have a say in hiring people for.

      The fact that you claim you "need" certification to do Windows administration just proves what a lazy-assed, non-Googling, non-self-teaching fuck you are. There isn't a god damned thing about Windows administration that "requires" certification if you're willing to do some research and learning.

      Christ. Think about it. You're claiming you need certification to use a freaking command line shell!!!

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  26. Depends by turp182 · · Score: 1

    Early in your career, yes.

    8-10 years in, your experience should be your certification.

    (do well and try to move to different projects for a wide variety of experience, do interesting side projects or contribute to open source)

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  27. I'll bite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aside from Betteredges' Law of Headlines vibrating to be right on this, the answer is unfortunately, maybe.

    The only way I can certifications being worthwhile, is if they are up to date, and on the 'cusp', of the specific subject they deal with. A certification from 2 years ago is out of date. Sure, underlying theory might be relevant, but active application, assessment, and development? If it isn't more recent, you're behind. Wether it be Security, $Admin, Networking, etc... the foundations will always be there. I'm sure some certifications prop that up, but most that are relevant, beyond Tier1 or Tier2, are specialization. And those cert's have to be on the now, and deal with the cusp of todays tech. implementations.

    As someone with no cert's, no degree, with 15 years in IT, I'm making very decent money despite those facts.

  28. The simple way to see it by koan · · Score: 1

    2 resumes, both have equal work time in IT, one has several certs one doesn't.
    Which would you hire?

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    1. Re:The simple way to see it by turp182 · · Score: 1

      What did each work on, and what was his/her role? The resume should clarify this.

      One spent time on certifications. The other didn't. But that has nothing to do with actual experience and success delivering results.

      Shoot, how a person communicates is more important than certs for above entry level (people who are green to interviewing).

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    2. Re:The simple way to see it by koan · · Score: 1

      See now it's not simple any longer.

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  29. Tough one by e1t · · Score: 1

    This is a tough question, and maybe that's why it's being posted on Slashdot. As someone struggling to find a job in the tech sector, who also has no degrees nor certifications, I've seen the whole "cert" thing as a double edged sword. First and foremost, it seems like every vendor in the known universe now offers a certification for their product. Now, who's getting a cut of the money that goes into testing and certifying people for product X? The vendor. That's who. I've gotten the impression that it's just a ploy on behalf of the vendors to make a quick buck. However, with that being said, you can look at the positives like this: Bob is certified in Product X. Company C uses Product X. To HR common folk, the fact that Bob is certified by the vendor in Product X makes him instantly more qualified than me, who lacks any kind of certification whatsoever. Maybe he is. Maybe he isn't. Maybe I know the product much better than Bob, but never hunkered down the $1100 to take the exam and get certified. Maybe I've never used the program before, and Bob really is the better man for the job. Maybe Bob spent a few all nighters cramming for an exam in which he regurgitated his text book back onto the bubble-in form during the test (think standardized testing). It's entirely situational though. To be fair, a lot of certification exams these days also include a hands-on portion which may require you to actually think. And to avoid making any more sweeping generalizations, some certifications are much harder to obtain than others. My biggest prohibiting factor in becoming certified in anything is the cost, followed by whether or not I'll actually net any kind of immediate benefit from becoming certified in anything. That, coupled with the fact that you need to re-certify every few years, and the constant changing landscape of the tech world (here today, gone tomorrow), makes me really question the relevance and long term benefits of a certification. Now a CS degree... that's a different story. Or is it?

  30. Yes if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes they are, if your company is paying for them! Hah! Otherwise I think if you can prove your skill set with a portfolio or you can BS well enough in an interview you can be just as successful. The certs are more for consulting firms that want to maintain Microsoft Partner status.

  31. Who thinks certification is "ironclad"? by engineerErrant · · Score: 0

    I have conducted probably 100 interviews and reviewed hundreds more resumes. Over time, I have developed a point scoring system based on various items I see on people's resumes: +1 for each job in the same tech stack we need, -1 for leaving a job in less than 6 months, etc.

    I actually give -2 for certification. That's right, certification will, in my book, nullify the positive impact of an engineering degree *and* one relevant job. Why? Because it is, more often than not, a means of hiding shortcomings behind the veneer of something that seems official.

    I am mostly a startup guy, but I have also worked at Google. Google actually conducted a large survey of all their applicants' resumes and cross-referenced the words they contain with how "successful" those people were at the company (I do not know how they defined that). There were no sure-fire words indicating success. But there was one that predicted the opposite: that's right, "certification."

    1. Re:Who thinks certification is "ironclad"? by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Do you have a citation for that Google finding? Interested to know more...

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    2. Re:Who thinks certification is "ironclad"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering Google still asks for certifications in their job postings (at least for Admin and InfoSec), you can be assured that engineerErrant, whom which equates an engineering degree with six months experience at a start-up, is full of shit.

    3. Re:Who thinks certification is "ironclad"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you provide a link to something backing up that claim regarding Google correlating certifications with poor performance?

      I work for an IT company as a developer and hold a few developer certifications and there is a lot of pressure from management to do more certifications, and this is because our clients demand that we have x number of developers certified in a particular area otherwise the just will not even consider us in projects that go out for tender, which is kind of like the HR hurdle.

      I'm not a fan of the whole certification route but its just so ingrained in the management and corporate culture that its getting increasingly difficult to avoid.

    4. Re:Who thinks certification is "ironclad"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some employers require current employees to peruse one or more certifications while on the job. So, in some cases you may be penalizing job candidates for something they were previously required to do. Not very smart on your part.

    5. Re:Who thinks certification is "ironclad"? by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      I've got more than twenty years of experience in my field. I am an independent consultant and I have more work than I can handle - including working directly for manufacturers doing professional services for their customers.

      It's simply amazing to me that you wouldn't even interview me because I have technical certifications.

      On the other hand there's no shortage of managers that shoot themselves in the foot all the time so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised after all.

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    6. Re:Who thinks certification is "ironclad"? by strikethree · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I actually give -2 for certification. That's right, certification will, in my book, nullify the positive impact of an engineering degree *and* one relevant job. Why? Because it is, more often than not, a means of hiding shortcomings behind the veneer of something that seems official.

      This is an absurd point of view. While it surely has SOME basis in reality, you are ignoring a large number of reasons people may have those certs:

      Government work requires certifications. 8570.1 talks about certifications you must have in order to log in to a government network. The more responsibility your position has, the more certs you need. Would you reject someone merely because they were forced to get certs to be hired in a previous job?

      Freelancers. Certs help them to get noticed. Small business owners want some sort of assurance that you are not just person who thought they would try and freelance with no skills. Do the certs really mean what the small business owners think those certs mean? No. It does not matter. When a freelancer is selling themselves, the only thing that matters is perception. There are some absolutely fantastic freelancers out there. Would you deny them a job?

      Look at why they have a cert before you reject them for having a cert. You may find some gems.

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    7. Re:Who thinks certification is "ironclad"? by engineerErrant · · Score: 1

      No, I wouldn't interview you because you mis-interpreted what I said to mean "no interview," rather than a -2 score for a single resume line item, as well as assuming me to be a manager, which I didn't say I was. Engineers need to be precise thinkers. Otherwise, though, I'm sure the rest of your extensive resume would have added up to a pretty good number in my made-up system.

      The reason why your certification is both good, and still irrelevant to the posting, is that a pro-serv contractor is a completely different beast than a normal software engineer. Someone being put in front of customers certainly should have all the "pieces of flair" that impress customers, regardless of what they actually represent. My only assertion is about interviewing pure software engineers, which the OP would seem to be about.

    8. Re:Who thinks certification is "ironclad"? by engineerErrant · · Score: 1

      Good grief, it's a resume point system. It's *supposed* to be over-simplified and callously reduce all the richness of a human being's life efforts to a single, faceless number. Its sole job is to efficiently extract a strong team from a given applicant pool, and do it fast enough to get the best applicants before other companies do, as well as not wrecking the team's productivity interviewing every candidate under the sun. A willingness to search for hidden gems may sound fair-minded, but it doesn't have a good outcome.

      And, I hate to say it, since this will likely not help build agreement, but my startup-focused point system also explicitly dings freelancers, as well as former non-military government workers. So, despite your likely objection to this, hopefully you'll grant that the system is at least internally consistent.

  32. Often useless (same as most tests) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately real-world evidence suggests that all being able to pass tests proves is that you are able to pass tests (and that's what the certifications are; studying to specific tests and passing them.) I work in the IT industry, and by far the least useful people tend to be the ones with "advanced" certifications (and all-too-often blinders to anything outside those). I have zero tech certifications and have successfully and worked in IT since my college days (30 years now). Only once did an organization decide not to do business with me because I was not "certified" (Technically, they were a competing enterprise, but most of us in my area actually work together, passing clients back and forth to the most appropriate person/business. These jokers didn't want anything to do with me because I lacked the certifications they had. But they have been out of business for over 10 years now, and I'm still going strong. Why? Because they sucked, and I don't). Ultimately this https://kiranshenvikerker.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/ed4.jpg says everything anyone needs to know about any type of education which teaches to specific tests.

  33. Degrees are worth what you put into them by sjbe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Getting a college degree, you actually learn something.

    I've run into more than a few people who have made it through college quite uncontaminated by knowledge.

    1. Re:Degrees are worth what you put into them by TimSSG · · Score: 1

      Getting a college degree, you actually learn something.

      I've run into more than a few people who have made it through college quite uncontaminated by knowledge.

      I like that phrase "... people who have made it through college quite uncontaminated by knowledge." Tim S.

    2. Re:Degrees are worth what you put into them by flatulus · · Score: 1

      I like that phrase "... people who have made it through college quite uncontaminated by knowledge."

      Tim S.

      Sounds like a play on Monty Python's Cheese Shop skit to me. And I approve!

    3. Re: Degrees are worth what you put into them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It proves they can stick with sonething for 4 years, even if they bullshitted the whole thing.

    4. Re:Degrees are worth what you put into them by ncc74656 · · Score: 2

      Getting a college degree, you actually learn something.

      I've run into more than a few people who have made it through college quite uncontaminated by knowledge.

      I'd argue that there are even some college curricula that will leave their students less prepared for the real world than if they had just gone straight into the burger-flipper and barista jobs that are the only types of work they'll ever land outside academia. You can identify most of them by the presence of the word "studies" at the end.

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    5. Re:Degrees are worth what you put into them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding?
      A large number of chicks I met at university open admitted they were there to party and find themselves a money maker to hook up with permanently.
      Graduating was a nice-to-have, and they would make some attempt to complete the course, but it certainly wasn't priority one.
      To be fair, they weren't wrong at all. University is a great resource pool to find intelligent, motivated eager young men.
      Of course, they're not ALL marriage material.
      I did my masters in Gravitron.

    6. Re:Degrees are worth what you put into them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. I see "women's studies" on a resume, I'd hit delete pretty quick. Thankfully I don't have to hire baristas or professional protestors.

  34. It depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...on the job. A colleague of mine with 30+ years of experience was recently turned down for a job because he didn't have a 4-year University certification. Many of the Program Management jobs I've seen require a PMP certification. Same with some IT jobs who want a CCNE or something along those lines.

    Certifications are like grade points. They are precisely as important as the interviewer thinks they are. And that's it.

  35. Depends on your field by sjbe · · Score: 0

    Depends very much on your field. If you have ambitions to be an accountant you WILL need an accounting certification. CPA, CMA, CFA, etc. If you want to be a civil engineer odds are very good you will need a PE certification to go very far. Want to work as a specialty physician? You'll need to be certified in your sub-specialty before anyone will hire you. Heck if you want to work in a professional kitchen you'll likely need some certificates for sanitation and safe food handling at minimum. Lots of professions require certification to work.

    Other fields it doesn't matter at all for. My branch of engineering has some certificates but you can have a very productive career without one. Certificates can be helpful for getting you in for interviews but they won't get you or help you keep the job. Nobody (sane) is going to hire you just because you have a certificate. But they might overlook you in some cases if you don't.

  36. Easy answer by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    2 resumes, both have equal work time in IT, one has several certs one doesn't.
    Which would you hire?

    The one that interviews better most likely.

    1. Re:Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've worked in IT since 1987. I've never had a certification in this field. I think they do nothing.

      If you're just coming out of school, you'd do better to volunteer somewhere for a month and show that experience.

    2. Re:Easy answer by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      2 resumes, both have equal work time in IT, one has several certs one doesn't.
      Which would you hire?

      The one that interviews better most likely.

      When you get 200 (or whatever) applications for the job the question becomes 'which one do you choose to interview'

      I've had the CCIE and JNCIE both for quite a long time. It used to be that I'd get work even without interviewing, just based on having the certs - and at that time having the certs was without a doubt very much worth the time and effort to get them.

      Now you get a lot of people going through the bootcamps that don't have much experience and the certs themselves no longer hold the value they used to. So the work required to get a cert is much lower than it used to be but the value of the certs is also undeniably less than it used to be.

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    3. Re:Easy answer by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, interviewing is a skill in itself, and I really doubt it's correlated much with the ability to do a good job in software. Given a similar track record, you might consider the one who interviewed worse, figuring that the one who can't interview well probably has compensating abilities.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  37. In what I do ... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    ... Google-fu and recognizing the right info is way more important than memorizing it. Find a way to certify that skill and we might be talking.

    If power or the net goes out, I can't work on anything anyway. Code and databases rock, but they don't run on papyrus.

  38. Certifications for Annual Reviews by detnyre · · Score: 1

    I like certification exams for my annual review with my current job. In January I will commit to obtaining/upgrading a certification. It is then recorded on my development plan. Then after completing the certification it is documented and my manager is happy. I completed my goal and showed some initiative towards expanding my technical skills. It is all documented in black in white with my certificate.

  39. Certifications are fine by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I actually give -2 for certification. That's right, certification will, in my book, nullify the positive impact of an engineering degree *and* one relevant job. Why? Because it is, more often than not, a means of hiding shortcomings behind the veneer of something that seems official.

    That's a load of crap. I have a graduate degrees in both business and engineering plus I hold an accounting certification. You would discount my entire education because I hold an accounting certification? NOBODY would even interview me for an accounting job if I didn't have that certification.

    Certificates are sometimes a helpful way to signal that the person has some talent. Taking the accounting certification didn't mean I knew more accounting than before the test but it did give me a way to provide evidence to potential clients/employers that I do actually know what I am doing.

    I am mostly a startup guy, but I have also worked at Google. Google actually conducted a large survey of all their applicants' resumes and cross-referenced the words they contain with how "successful" those people were at the company (I do not know how they defined that). There were no sure-fire words indicating success. But there was one that predicted the opposite: that's right, "certification."

    What works at Google is not necessarily applicable in the rest of the world. Perhaps people with certifications tend not to succeed at Google. That does not mean that they don't succeed elsewhere. It only means they didn't succeed at Google - nothing more. In fact there are many professions where you won't even get considered for an interview without a certification.

    1. Re:Certifications are fine by dcollins · · Score: 2

      Isn't this discussion in regards to *technical* certifications? Bringing up an accounting certification seems like it's beside the point.

      --
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    2. Re:Certifications are fine by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      What works at Google is not necessarily applicable in the rest of the world. Perhaps people with certifications tend not to succeed at Google. That does not mean that they don't succeed elsewhere. It only means they didn't succeed at Google - nothing more. In fact there are many professions where you won't even get considered for an interview without a certification.

      That is soooo right... A manager at my sister's office decided to follow a process that he read about Google using. That process was to have a communal garbage can in an office area and have individual recycle bins under each desk. The theory was that having the recycle bin nearby meant that people would recycle more and only make the trip to the garbage can when they had too. The problem is that where my sister worked, they don't have a cafeteria with free food (Google does) and a lot of people bring their own food to the office for lunch. So, you can just imagine some of the smells....

      Proof that what works at one company doesn't always work at another.

    3. Re:Certifications are fine by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      I will not hire a Cisco guy without a ccna. I mean I have never even met anyone who can do a basic subnet without a cert.

      Perhaps in programing your open source project can speak of simple knowledge. For administrative work the ccna ccie amd mcsa and mcse exams show a level of competence. Assuming it was not brain dumped

    4. Re:Certifications are fine by engineerErrant · · Score: 1

      Yeah...accounting turns out to be a different field than software. I am not saying that sheriffs shouldn't be certified in firearms, or surgeons shouldn't be certified by the medical board. But in the specific field of software engineering, certification is a (mostly) sure sign of reduced competence.

      Furthermore, I have spent the vast majority of my career (and all of those hundreds of interviews and resume reviews) outside of Google. My personal experience, which I will back up with the firmest of conviction, is that filling an office full of XXX-certified software engineers involves basically the same level of intelligence as buying Powerball tickets.

    5. Re:Certifications are fine by engineerErrant · · Score: 1

      This is not about Google - I do not work there. I have not for a long time. I mentioned them solely for their study on certification. And FYI, the Google employees in my group were pissed about the trash-can thing too.

      Your final sentence, about each company having its own unique needs, supports my point that one-size-fits-all certifications are BS.

    6. Re:Certifications are fine by sjbe · · Score: 1

      Isn't this discussion in regards to *technical* certifications? Bringing up an accounting certification seems like it's beside the point.

      Not that I can tell (certainly not the summary) and even if it was I can assure you that an accounting certification is in part a technical certification. Believe it or not, not everyone here on slashdot is a programmer by trade.

    7. Re:Certifications are fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would discount my entire education because I hold an accounting certification?

      Yes. Too many degrees.

    8. Re:Certifications are fine by digitalPhant0m · · Score: 1

      That does not mean that they don't succeed elsewhere. It only means they didn't succeed at Google - nothing more.

      Being successful and being qualified are two very different things.

      I think the point GP was making is that (and my experience in IT confirms this) more often than not those that are certification heavy tend to be less qualified/talented/passionate than those with similar experience.

    9. Re:Certifications are fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact there are many professions where you won't even get considered for an interview without a certification.

      For instance, try to get a network or computer security job without a certificate in today's market. Good luck unless you can prove a history of working in the industry for a decade or more with solid references.

    10. Re:Certifications are fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in the software industry and I don't have any certifications because I don't respect any of them and, truth be told, neither do any businesses. If they did, a person who already worked for a company could get an automatic raise just by getting certifications.

      This is absolutely true for the exams that actuaries have to take to earn their associateships. Pass an exam, get a raise. The companies will even give their actuaries paid time off to study for the exams.

      For something like your CPA (I'm assuming that's what you mean by an accounting certification), it is actually a respected certification and many, if not most, companies would give their employees who achieve CPA status a raise. MCSE, Certified Java Programmer (or whatever they call it nowadays)? I don't see them as negatives but I've had plenty of people with such certifications who couldn't survive my interviews, which I think any recent college graduate should be able to pass. That is, I try not to ask impossible questions.

      The only pieces of paper I would be willing to spend time and money on (the exams and continuing education requirements for IT certifications are nothing but a scam for do-nothing and know-nothing administrators to extract money from people in the industry without offering anything of real value in return) are the exams for the CPA, actuaries, JDs, and MDs. I have yet to see an IT certification that impressed me by eliminating idiots from achieving that certification.

  40. It largely depends.... by Drakonblayde · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with certifications is that brain dumps are a big business.

    Alot of folks believe that Certifications will enhance their chances of getting a job.

    Hence, they brain dump the exam and pass.

    For the folks who actually take the time and learn the material the certification is testing for, and pass the exam honestly, the certification process is a boon.

    Unfortunately, we live in an on-demand society, so interviewers often see many more of the former than the latter.

    I'm on the interview panel for my team. And I see an awful lot of paper tigers. Given that I also have an alphabet soup of certs, I know the skill levels those exams test for, and I tailor my interview questions to things that they should be able to answer, as well as any other technology they put on their resume. If it's on the resume, the candidate should be able to speak to it

    Within 5 questions, I can almost always determine the persons actual skill level and whether or not they dumped the exam. And unfortunately, there are *alot*. To add to that, there are also some recruiters who actually encourage the candidates to add certain keywords to their resumes. I actually got one guy to admit during the interview that he'd just added it, after I started asking questions on it.

    We have gotten a few folks with a good amount of certs that actually knew their stuff. We even hired a few of them. The ones we didn't hire, I knew we weren't going to be able to pay them what they'd be looking for, so they turned down the job.

    In my opinion though, it's worth it to wade through the dross and take the time to make sure you get the right person. If you're careless in your hiring practices, you'll just be right back on the merry-go-round

    1. Re:It largely depends.... by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      > The problem with certifications is that brain dumps are a big business.

      That was a real issue, about 15 years ago.

      There was a huge scandal, I think the company was Troy Tech. They had actual questions, and actual answers.

      The industry went ballistic. Law suits were filed. And steps were taken to prevent that happening again.

      Yes, there are companies out there that promise to sell you the real Q&A, but they don't. The are probably selling you the Q&A from 15 years ago.

    2. Re:It largely depends.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was on unemployment benefits, I was required to attend Microsoft Network Administrator courses.
      Everyone was encouraged to study for and pass the exams.
      I deliberately abstained, much to their consternation.
      I explained thus: I want to know how it all works, but I don't want to be hired into a role that requires the certification, cause I know I'm going to be bored stupid in such a role. So I learn the material so I can work with the systems and to answer relevant questions in any interview that I do get invited to. And I don't have to suffer being labelled as MSCA by the HR departments and agency droids and end up in a dead end job going NOWHERE.
      Apart from my genuine university degree, I remove ALL certifications and abbreviations from my CV. I will write out in full my experience with technologies, but I don't want a job in any company where they filter CVs looking for a four-letter acronym.

    3. Re:It largely depends.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're joking right? examcollection.com buddy.

      People go in and take these tests with cameras and shit to record the questions and answer as many right, and this way they get a score and can look over the exam afterwards to try and figure out which ones are wrong and what the right answer is. Then the post it on the site above, so that you have to buy the app to take the practice exam, but the plus is that typically 80% + of the questions on the examcollection practice exam is identical to the actual exam.

    4. Re:It largely depends.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but no, brain-dumps are as real as before. And buying certs as well. However many certs questions are so distant from the book material and focusing on nitpicking rather than understanding of the subject that I am not surprise this site exists.
      Hands on exams is the way to go, but they are costly for both, examiner and the pupils.

  41. depends who's hiring.... by NottaMehere · · Score: 1

    if it's some young hr person then certs might well impress. if it's an old fart like myself, practical experience or good answers to selective questions will always out trump a piece of paper.

  42. Rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When hiring, I usually send the resumes with a list of certifications to the bottom of the stack. They're those things that the untalented usually do to try to look better. Listed experience gets you the phone screen. Sounding competent and passionate on the phone screen gets you the interview.

  43. Neither by waspleg · · Score: 1

    unless it's the guy you know, friend of the bosses son, whatever. Who you know > *

  44. top US employer requires certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lookup DOD 8570

  45. My exam experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I walked out of my last certification exam. The question had some code and it was asking what kind of exception would be thrown. What they didn't tell you is that the code wouldn't compile because it was missing some curly braces. The correct answer was D) None of the above.

    The question was only there to see if your a good test taker.

  46. I'm so glad you asked this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a unique question. This has never been asked before on slashdot or anywhere else, and yet so many people need to know. My hat is off to you -- you must have done a lot of research and exhausted many google searches before having to post this to /. for the first time.

  47. Just like any other formal credential by walterbyrd · · Score: 2

    Maybe we should get rid of *all* formal credentials? Get rid of all licenses, and degrees, along with certs.

    A drivers license does not prove you know how to drive. A teaching credential does not prove you are a competent teacher. Does a college degree prove you even know how to read?

    And so on, right down the line.

    Or, maybe a more intelligent way to look at is: a credential is what it is. It prove you know enough about something to pass the test. No test is ever perfect.

    Tech credentials leave a lot to be desired. But, from my experience they are far superior to interview test questions. I have had interview tests from interviewers who were dead wrong. I have had interviewers ask questions that were insane. Besides, what if the interviewing does not like you? Maybe the interviewer does not like your race, gender, nationality, or age - in that case you would be sure to fail. At least certs have a certain objectivity.

    1. Re:Just like any other formal credential by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should get rid of *all* formal credentials? Get rid of all licenses, and degrees, along with certs.

      A drivers license does not prove you know how to drive. A teaching credential does not prove you are a competent teacher. Does a college degree prove you even know how to read?

      And so on, right down the line.

      Or, maybe a more intelligent way to look at is: a credential is what it is. It prove you know enough about something to pass the test. No test is ever perfect.

      Tech credentials leave a lot to be desired. But, from my experience they are far superior to interview test questions. I have had interview tests from interviewers who were dead wrong. I have had interviewers ask questions that were insane. Besides, what if the interviewing does not like you? Maybe the interviewer does not like your race, gender, nationality, or age - in that case you would be sure to fail. At least certs have a certain objectivity.

      A drivers license, or even the drivers test, doesn't prove that you are a good driver. But it does prove that you know the rules of the road, something that most wouldn't study unless they were forced to. I'd rather have people driving knowing the rules of the road even if they aren't the best of drivers.

    2. Re:Just like any other formal credential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It proves you know the rules of the road? Well great - a Driver's License means the state issued it to you. I believe there is a 75% or 80% minimum to pass. That means out of 20 questions you got 4 wrong. So you know 80% of what the driver's license says you should know.
      Is that really safe? I see people with their turn signals on for 200 miles cross country and they never turn. Nearly half the population speeds within 5 miles over the limit. See them change across four lanes of traffic without looking, coming to a complete stop in a 'merge' lane or freeway onramp, drive through stop signs, etc etc

      Proving you know something, without actually following the rules, is immoral and unethical. So yes, they should do away completely with a driver's license moneymaker for the state. Every 4 years you get to shell out more cash - and every time you drive is an opportunity for them to give you a parking ticket or fine for breaking a rule - or if your certification/license expires then you really pay. They should give you the book to read, and if you have access to a vehicle you can drive it.

    3. Re:Just like any other formal credential by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      > A drivers license, or even the drivers test, doesn't prove that you are a good driver. But it does prove that you know the rules of the road, something that most wouldn't study unless they were forced to. I'd rather have people driving knowing the rules of the road even if they aren't the best of drivers.

      Exactly, it is a minimal amount of assurance that somebody has some idea of what they doing.

      Same is true of tech certifications, if you have a Network+, chances are you have some idea of what an IP address is.

      Same is true of every formal credential. They do not absolutely prove that you are an expert. They usually just provide some minimal evidence that you understand the terminology and so on.

    4. Re:Just like any other formal credential by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      My license says I was able to drive around a test area for ten minutes, performing specified tasks, without doing anything too dangerous. It isn't a very high bar (particularly since I passed with 72 of 100 points, 70 being minimum to pass, and ran a stop sign on my way out of the testing facility), but it establishes a minimum.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  48. Recertify requirements ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do programming certs expire like their networking bretheren do ?

    With the exception of the CCIE, all Cisco certs require renewals every three years to make sure you're keeping current with technology. ( CCIE is every two )

    I would be surprised if any cert was a lifetime one.

    1. Re:Recertify requirements ? by Drakonblayde · · Score: 2

      Sort of. The CCIE just requires you to pass the Written to recertify every 2 years, and it can be any Written, not for the track you passed the Lab exam in.

      Passing any Cisco exam recertifies everything at the level it's at and everything below it.

      So for example, lets say I have CCNP Routing and Switching, CCNA Routing and Switching, CCNA Security, and..... CCNA Service Provider.

      All I need to do in order to recertify all of that is to pass one Professional level exam (maybe I take one exam for CCNP Security), and everything is recertified.

      Or, I pass the CCIE Written exam instead. That qualifies me for the Lab Exam, and renews every cert at the Professional and Associate levels.

      If I pass the Lab Exam, then I just need to pass a CCIE Written every two years in order to recertify the whole shebang.

      So Cisco recert policies don't actually do much to keep you current on the technology you're certified for. What they do is keep you taking Cisco exams so that you can keep listing everything you've earned on your resume. This is incentive to avoid letting things expire, because if you do, then you have to retake everything.

    2. Re: Recertify requirements ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well no the CCIE written is updated every 12-18 months technology wise. So you must keep your technology knowledge updated to pass/renew.

    3. Re:Recertify requirements ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue that they're do keep you current to a certain extent. Cisco updated their tests a good bit. If you use any Cisco press publications as test prep, you'll always learn something new, even if it's not new to you.

      I guess I can't argue with your statement, since your characterization of 'don't actually do much' is relative.

  49. Some certs are mandatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen more than my fair share of job offers where a current certification in X was a mandatory requirement. Some employers see them as a way of measuring how motivated a potential employee is.

    So not totally useless and, unlike a degree, usually must be kept current to be worth the paper it's printed on.

  50. No perfect brainac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    certifications just prove you can pass tests,

    Isn't that what the entire education system, pretty much everywhere follows (passing tests).

    HR and CTOs need to face reality:

    Manage the people and you'll likely get the results you're looking for. Sometimes a genius does make things easier for YOU, but most of the time geniuses (mind that the rest of us) will not get the job done without good management. It a cornerstone of the military.. and even NASA... which is why teamwork is important in those organizations.

  51. no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no.

  52. badges? by swell · · Score: 1

    "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

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    ...omphaloskepsis often...
  53. Want to be rich like me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to own a Lambourghini and a Ferrari, and have bookshelves in your garage, forget about certs... drop out of school.

  54. Re: Billy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does Billy know he wants to be a programmer if he has no experience or knowledge of what programming is? Give him a book to read and a computer (even a raspberry pi) - if he applies what he reads, then he should consider doing something with it. Elance contract work for hire would be a decent start - if he's any good he makes money while getting experience without needing to shell out money for formal training or certs - unless he wants to get more.

  55. Certifications are useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most Jobs that have Certificates down on the application are done by HR that knows Shit about what they are talking about. I have yet seen a cert that has helped anyone get a job personally. Its always funny when you see a Systems Manger position looking for someone with a A+ certification.

    1. Re:Certifications are useless by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      College doesn't prove you know shit. You can put almost anything on resume to "prove" you have experience.

      Interview tech questions are even worse than certifications.

  56. It's that time again..... by Dega704 · · Score: 2

    Looks like someone decided we were overdue for the annual certifications debate. This question will still be popping up ten years from now and they will not be going away any time soon, simply because there is no cut and dry yes or no answer. It all depends on the person, the cert, the situation, and your perspective.

    Personally? I still have them and I'm currently studying for others. I'm not even job searching right now; I'm perfectly happy where I'm at. Certifications simply give me a template of what I need to study for the skills I want to learn, and give me goals/benchmarks to aim for. They're like achievements in a game, only more tangible. The vanity of having another cert to post on my Linkedin profile adds more incentive to push myself further. I'm not worried about the material becoming outdated because most of them expire; and if I haven't pushed myself to the next level up by the time they do, it means I'm dragging my ass. I plan on getting CCNP before my CCNA expires, for instance.

    The "certs just prove you can pass tests" argument doesn't really apply in my case, because I suck at tests. I suck at academics in general. I barely made it through high school because I am all but incapable of learning things 'theoretically'. So why bother with the certs, you ask? Because I cannot pass an exam unless I actually know the material. Plenty of guys with less than half of my experience could probably finish the exams I am working on in a fraction of the time, but it wouldn't mean as much in their case.

    Lastly, certifications do help open doors, especially for those who get stuck in the catch-22 hell that is trying to get experience when everyone expects you to pop out of a cabbage patch with at least 5 years of it under your belt. I'm sure certifications are very easy to disparage from the perspective of someone who is FAR removed from such a scenario with decades of experience and countless connections. I suppose the better discussion would be: How valuable are certifications compared to degrees?

    1. Re:It's that time again..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, so for you, you might want to get a piece of fabric and begin sewing on your 'merit badges' for each new skill you learn. Basket weaving, pottery, gun milling, electronic soldering, you name it. And when you're all done, if you are looking for a job, they will chuck your resume into the trashcan because it's longer than 2 pages and you would want $5,000 more than they are willing to pay because you are 'over-qualified'.

  57. Why certs matter, as told on the Oregon Trail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    SYSADMIN HIRING TRAIL

    You enter your candidate search portal with 4 HOURS RESUME REVIEW, 0/12 PHONE SCREENS, and 0/4 IN-PERSON INTERVIEWS.

    >HELP
    You've got half a day to screen resumes. You're willing to call 12 people to weed out the ones who claim "3 years of VMWare experience" but will read you the wikipedia entry for "virtual memory" when you ask them about their VMWare experience (true story) in order to get down to the three or four you'll bring onsite.

    >GET RESUMES
    You receive 600 resumes, because the IT worker shortage is a myth as anyone who's spent 6 months between contracts can attest. Fortunately, your company requires all applicants to apply online, so you're saved the recruiter spam out of India and China that you might get otherwise.

    You have 600 resumes.

    >FILTER KEYWORDS
    100 lack any of the previous-position filter keywords (including but not limited to "engineer" "administrator" "systems" "sysadmin" or the always interesting "member of technical staff") Several of those are from people who clearly apply to literally every job posting they can find, regardless of what it's for. Fortunately you don't see those, because they're really depressing to read.

    You still have 500 resumes. You have 3 HOURS 45 MINUTES RESUME REVIEW.

    >FILTER EXPERIENCE
    100 lack necessary years of experience (can substitute a 4-year degree for 2 years of experience) Fortunately, you don't have to personally decide whether a degree from Duke is really only worth 1 year of experience.

    You still have 400 resumes. However, your boss just booked over half the time you had blocked out for resume review. You have 1 HOUR 30 MINUTES RESUME REVIEW.

    >FILTER FEMALES
    2 of them are women. You have 2/12 CANDIDATES

    You still have 398 resumes. You have 1 HOUR 15 MINUTES RESUME REVIEW.

    >FILTER LOSERS
    100 are currently unemployed. There's probably a reason. Sorry, guys. Fortunately, you're not one of them.

    You still have 298 resumes. You have 1 HOUR RESUME REVIEW.

    >FILTER CERTS
    100 have "MCSE" "RHCE" or "VCP". Fortunately, 30 have two or more of those. You get 6 or 7 decent possibilities out of that stack, and start skimming the other 70 to fill out your call list.

    You have 11/12 CANDIDATES.

    You have no resumes left. You have 15 MINUTES RESUME REVIEW. Your boss wants to discuss TPS reports in 15 minutes, and you don't have time to check out too many people who apparently can't pass simple tests on things they claim to be experts on.

    Search the slush pile (Y/N)?
    > Y
    As it turns out, 20 of the remaining 198 wrote cover letters that linked to their explanation in this thread as to why certs are useless. Unfortunately, you didn't read them, which is just as well considering they're egotistical idiots on the wrong slope of the Dunning-Kruger effect. You pull one out at random and disgustedly toss it when you see a background in desktop support, with a misapplied "Systems Administrator" title. Your boss is standing in your door with "that look" on her face.

    YOU'VE REACHED PHONE SCREEN CANYON WITH 11/12 CANDIDATES. Resupply (Y/N)?
    >

  58. Simply No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certfication ara presently commercial tools, no enough design to show one's understanding of the course....

  59. Cisco Certs - Routing and Switching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the late 90's I heard about the CCIE RS cert and I wanted to gain it ever since. Picked up my CCNP/DP/IP along the way and eventually landed in a position surrounded with colleagues who already have their CCIE. Before I always thought I must have my CCIE to get work in the complex environments I wanted to work in. Still have to pass the lab, but for myself I can say that my certs have definitely helped me to get interviews and the knowledge picked up during my studies - specially for the CCIE - have made me a better engineer.

    But at the same time: These days I would point aspiring engineers with an interest in routing and switching to have a look at Software Defined Networking before dedicating the time and money necessary for the CCIE RS cert.

    Dirk W.

  60. Job interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of having an hour-long conversation with an applicant, chat for 15 minutes and then have them do 45 minutes of relevant work. Solve a programming problem, write a short article or draw a few diagrams and explain - depending on the job. Certification and degrees are useless (which is not to say that education is) and companies worth working for will recognize that.

  61. For me, yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As always, it depends. I understand why this topic receives so much snark, since most certifications can easily be dismissed as useless.

    I personally hold a number of Microsoft and a few more third party certifications specific to products that I work with, and they've been a real benefit:

    For one, they boost my ego, since some of those were not as easy to obtain as some would think. Think what you will of me, but I need that.

    Second, the Microsoft certifications stacked up to grant me a title which was crucial in getting hired for my current job, because it signalled to the industry that I really did invest all that time.

    Third, there are often benefits tied to having a number of certified people in your organization. Our collective certification level makes us a gold partner with Microsoft, and that's a huge selling argument. Likewise, by holding a certain third party certificate for a specific product I've been allowed to resell their product with a 30% discount. My customers get the actual product and the knowledge needed to implement it from me now - another up-sell made easy, and I don't even have to feel like I sold my soul about it.

  62. Some certs are good, but not for the skills by Zarhan · · Score: 1

    Most certs do indeed prove only that you can answer multiple choice questions. However, there are certs that truly matter, but not from skills perspective (although that helps).

    CCIE is a good example, since it requires the lab part (I know some folks actually try to do the lab part by rota, with several attempts, but it's still rare). Some others might be the architect-level certs from Microsoft or Oracle. CISSP is a bit in the gray area, it's not a vendor-specific cert, but many customers actually appreciate it.

    Anyway, while the highest certs may "prove" something about your skills, the biggest benefit is actually in something completely different. If working for a vendor partner (Cisco, Juniper, Microsoft, whatever), they typically give you status levels based on the number of cert-holders in the company. So basically, if you have a good enough cert, you can waltz in and say "even if I come here to watch porn every day, you can still pay me and save money". What it really means that even if you are a slob who has just gotten the cert by rota, the company can afford to pay you due to the vendor discounts. If you actually know what you are doing, even better.

    I mentioned the CISSP, it's an example of a cert where having you on the payroll does not mean discounts from vendors - but it might give the company a possibility to enter higher-paying projects. Many RFQs usually hand out points based on what certs the people involved actually have.

  63. Are Certifications Worth the Time and Money? by nickweller · · Score: 1

    Yes, but only for the people selling them, especially if you have to pay for a yearly renewall.

  64. The answer is simple: by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

    Get certs... they're not time consuming.

    Oh, wait... You actually study for those? Most people don't. There's braindumps for that.

    Any company who tries to judge my skill by my certs will turn me off the very instant I notice the behavior. Certs are there to get your company partner status. Nothing more.

    It may be different in the states, but in my country, there aren't even many companies large enough to warrant even using the technology some of these cert tests are asking about. So that leaves you learning from the books... which are huge. On top of that, in the course they will always tell you about certain functions and that on the test you should answer wrongly, because that's what the manufacturer wants to hear.

    Also, in my case I am the storage and virtualization guy. That means I oversee installation, maintenance and troubleshooting of four different SAN environments of two different vendors, at times three different hypervisors with multiple clusters and all the surrounding systems AND thus far two different backup solutions.

    Do you think I have the time to study for a silly cert exam? Perhaps my attitude sucks, quite possibly, but I have yet to find an employer loyal enough to me to warrant doing these things in my free time. I am an above average employee as it is.

    Also, when you get offered free Q&A sheets along your exam so you'll definitely pass, you know the system's rigged.

  65. Some are definitely worth the money by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1

    In my experience the big three are ones that demonstrate that you not only "know your stuff", but can actually apply it - and they are well thought of in the relevant areas of industry.

    In no particular order:-

    • LPI
    • Red Hat
    • Cisco

    All are fairly cheap if you only sit the examinations (less than a weeks wages for the entry level positions they qualify people for)

    There may be others (that are good value and in high-demand) - I just can't think of any off-hand.

  66. Yes, if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are Certifications Worth the Time and Money?

    Answer: Yes. If someone else is paying for them, and paying your wage while you do them.

    Some companies do actually pay for their staff to get certified. If you can get into one of them, then do it. You've got nothing to lose.

  67. Absolutely yes by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

    Trust me, I'm a certified doctor of philosophy.

  68. But how many people actually check... by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 1

    The question is not whether certs are worth the time and money (I tend to believe that they're not) but if you're putting them on your resume, who is actually going to check...

    Another answer for are they worth the time and money - most definitely for the certification centres.

  69. HR Departments love them like Pam loves cocaine by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

    HR Departments love them like HR Pam loves cocaine.This is because, quite simply, many HR departments think that teaching yourself a language would be like teaching yourself to be a doctor. It is inconceivable that an intelligent person could actually end up being able to perform, on their own, as well as some guy who has a certification from the IT collage run out of the nearby failed mall.

    This is generally the opposite of what most CS people know which is that the majority of drones popping out of the local IT mall "collage" are strangely incompetent.

    But even worse I know people who have become certified in one of the major programming languages (I won't say which one because the people who use that language will not tolerate criticism) and the techniques that you had to use to pass were terrible.

    But if you are trying to impress the HR drones in some mega-corp a certification will be just the thing. I am not joking when I say that if a guy named Mr. Stroustrup applied to work at my local power company that he would be better off if he had a totally bogus certification for C++, instead of the "self-proclaimed" title of "inventor of C++"

  70. Cert Discussion Deja Vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you've been on Slashdot for any length of time, you'll see this type of question comes up a few times a year. The general gist of it is, are there any certifications worth anything? The flurry of replies will be to say things like

    • "I've seen good developers without the certifications, and I've seen bad developers with them"
    • It's a brain dump
    • All it shows is you can pass a test

    In my case, I have years of experience, an MS in computer science and an MBA from Duke and a SCJP. What I've seen from Java related positions is they ask the same questions, usually in a much less sophisticated way, than what was asked on the SCJP. You can't just read a book on Java in a day, then pass the test.

    I say, pass the certification exam, *then* tell people it's a stupid useless test. If all or most Java related positions asked for a cert, then interviewers could spend more time asking more in depth questions rather than, "What's the difference between an abstract class and an interface?" (Yes, regardless of the position, I get asked this all the time). This insistence that nothing taught can be ascertained by a certification or a degree in this field only increases the time to acquire a developer. It also forces companies to hire based on the unproven, unscientific whims of interviewers.

  71. Structured learning path by SleeplessDrone · · Score: 1

    Certs are great for breaking into a new area and/or expanding your knowledge. They provide a logical progression of topics that help you learn in a meaningful way. Then once you finish the course/book/video series, whatever. You can test your knowledge against the expected norm. The cert itself will not get you a job. You take a cert for the knowledge. The piece of paper is just a perk.

  72. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Experience vs Cert? Experience wins.

  73. Like Everything...It Depends by LaurenCates · · Score: 2

    I have a few certifications myself (Agile, CEH, DoD Acquisition...strangely, I don't have a PMP, but I've seriously considered it), and while I could tell you that those are bare-minimum and not worth nearly as much as I paid for them, I'm not going to say they don't have their uses.

    Some companies, particularly ones aligned with the Government, DO require them rather strictly. It's not fair, and frankly, I think a lot of those bare-minimum ones shouldn't be considered worthwhile as "resume" material because they're so basic (they're really like saying you went to high school when you're presenting yourself as the holder of a Bachelor's Degree...the implication of learning the basics is pretty much built-in).

    That said, there are intangible things that they do offer, like networking or getting you out of the office for a week or two, maybe teaching you something new or something you didn't consider before. If the cert isn't something that you were necessarily inclined to do in the first place, it may give you a new perspective on how to deal with people (as stated, I considered taking the PMP because I'm not a strong communicator when it comes to management; spending time around more "managerial" types may actually help me).

    That also said, a lot of these companies know for a fact that it's a bare-minimum requirement, so organizations like PMI, DAU and EC-Council that have a foot in the door with the Government have curricula that basically writes them a blank check. It's obscene, in some respects, since a lot of the learning should really be on-the-job training as part of orientation to the internal culture of a place. I get the idea of an across-the-board minimum standard, and that's fine, but it shouldn't be used as a substitute for internal training.

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    1. Re:Like Everything...It Depends by LaurenCates · · Score: 1

      I should add that I didn't pay for the DoD one.

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  74. Mostly No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hold only my A+ certification. I've worked in the IT field for roughly 15 years. I've gone from basic tech support, imaging and deployment through advanced technical support for voice networking systems and am currently moving to a Systems Analyst position within a major university.

    Certifications for the most part are meaningless. These are typically used more for hiring purposes than actual skill rating. What matters is your ability and experience. If you can relay this in an interview (provided you GET that far) it will outweigh the lack of certifications.

    I've seen both ends of the spectrum, people with little to no certs like me who are amazing and talented, and very knowledgeable. On the flip side I've seen people who hold various certifications and degrees to be functionally useless on the job.

    Being able to commit and entire test king to memory does not make you smart. Being able to "pick the least wrong answer" is not a skill. And lets be clear, a heck of a lot of certifications merely demand you study their specific book.

    Certs that matter IMO are certs like Cisco certifications that are mostly real world scenarios and simulations, and require you to continue renew the cert as it expires.

    As stated I hold only an A+ certification, back when you got it for life. My skills and knowledge A+ wise are now roughly 10 years out of date, but I can still gleefully put CompTIA A+ on my resume.

    Certs are no good if you can't have a real discussion about the subject and backup the piece of paper

  75. Depends. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    I remember being new; I was in a class for Unix administration where the instructor pulled me aside and asked "why are you in this class when you know this stuff already?", well, two reasons... one of them was the reason I gave him then, I had no way to prove I knew anything and to get my foot in the door.... I was self taught from running my own boxes.

    Now I realize there was a second reason, I had no idea what I knew, or where that would put me in the ranks of newbie admins. Turns out I was ahead of the game compared to many, but how did I know that? (and how did I know 15 years later I would still occasionally come across a tool thats been around longer than I have been alive that could have saved me time in the past, like...I just last year learned about the disown command.... do you know how many times I wanted that? )

    Sometimes you need the boost in confidence and a little help past the keyword searchs to the interview. Its all about the interview, which makes it a good bit about being confident in the chair. Hell, I have seen some pretty incompetent people interview well and get jobs....because it turns out, its not just about confidence and knowledge but about problem solving.

    Hell the best group I ever worked for would ask interview questions looking for answers like "I would google it" because, they didn't care what you knew, but whether you could solve problems that come your way.

    I think once you are in the industry, or if you want to change your focus, certs/classes etc can be good for getting in the door, but once you have the experience, unless your jobs will be requiring it (and willing to pay to maintain it) then, I doubt they are worth it...especially some of them.

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  76. Two major uses by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Are certifications mostly a rip-off, or are some (especially the advanced ones) actually useful, as many people insist?

    Not a rip off. Although, IMO many of the people who insist they are worth something are actually people who already hold or are pursuing certs as their way to "get a job". Therefore, there is already a "sunk" investment in certifications, and they would likely be biased / in denial / upset, if it were a fact that their work on certifications were actually for nothing. I am just suggesting most of the people who care about the subject and insist certs are good are likely to have a vested interest.

    Earning a CCNA, for example, gives many folks an ego trip; "I'm an expert now!". If all a person has to their name is that certification, and they don't actually have any experience to back it up ----- they're likely to be really upset if someone claims the cert is just a piece of paper. This in spite of it being well known in the industry that cheating with "braindumps" is rampant, and many, perhaps most holders of the cert. are not qualified pros, probably just paper certs, since over half the candidates took the "easy way".

    I can think of two major uses for most certs:

    1. Your prospective employer requires it.

    2. You are a consultant and you need to show more letters as part of your sales pitch to compete against the other guy who has letters. Sometimes, whoever has the most letters wins the business, because the consultant is often a pro. helping clueless folks who have no real ability to judge expertise on their own -- so they are reliant on vendor certs.

  77. The title isn't terribly specific... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the programming arena specifically, I have no idea what the answer is. In Networking, though, you bet your ass. I probably applied for 30-40 jobs before I got my CCNA. 4 days after I passed the test, I applied for the job that I have now. Hiring manager said CCNA was the only reason I got a phone interview. Military experience didn't hurt, either, since he was in the Navy back in the day.

  78. As with all things .. it depends by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

    I haven't talked to HR first for any job that I've gotten in the last 20 years. While I have applied for positions without knowing someone in the company first, the jobs I got were a direct result of my knowing someone that knew someone and getting me in front of the right people.

    So .. if you are young and inexperienced and haven't developed a deep network of friends in the right places ... maybe certification helps.

    Once you get an established network, they are of limited value. Studying and passing a certification often exposes holes in one's knowledge. So, other than for self-enrichment, I'd say they are useless. As others have noted, I pay little attention to them when reading resumes. Same with degrees.

    I received Linux certification many years ago as part of a teaching gig, and was quite disenchanted when I discovered one other person in the class had never used Linux before studying and taking the certification. That's when I knew they were useless for determining whether or not to hire someone.

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  79. Absolutely not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My anecdotal $0.02: After already having a Bachelor's in CS, I got an A+ and a CCNA and moved to a large city with lots of tech companies (Boston).

    Both certs were absolutely useless for finding employment, because every employer also wants 3+ years of experience in the field.

    Both certifications have now expired without even getting me so much as an interview; instead I have spent the last few years working as a programmer, so I will not be renewing them.

    1. Re:Absolutely not by plopez · · Score: 1

      I think the caveat is to know your market. It might be different in Phoenix, Dallas, or Cleveland. Know your job market.

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  80. Calling BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's possibly reasonable to think that certs don't add any value or are definitely less valuable than experience, but saying that you sh*tcan resumes just because they have certs on them is utter BS.
    "How dare someone take a test trying to prove competency in this subject matter and then apply for a job here!"
    LOL

  81. Wait, there are certifications for developers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there some shit-realm of development where you need these things?

  82. It depends... by kimvette · · Score: 1

    It depends... is the certification exam like MCSE or A+, where it's multiple-guess? If it is a multiple guess exam where focus is more on definitions and "what does PCMCIA stand for" than actual configuration and troubleshooting, then yes, the certs are utterly worthless. There are plenty of MCSE-wielding clueless voids out there... ...or is the cert like the RHCE exam where there are no multiple guess questions, but configuring several actual servers (as VMs) in a (virtual) network, configure various services, troubleshoot others, where you must possess real, tangible skills? You may not know what PCIe or PCMCIA stands for but if you can pass that exam, you can be trusted with configuring a server.

    Whether certs are useless or not depends on the exam style. One method shows you're very good at rote memorization but doesn't show the ability to actually DO anything tangible with that knowledge. Others allow you to not know the definitions of terms but prove you have actual skills and experience required to get the job done.

    (I always use PCMCIA as an example in such discussions because the joke translation is "People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms")

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  83. my ac $0.02 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they're only potentially useful for someone with no degree(or a worthless one) to demonstrate a structured knowledge of at least a portion of the subject.

  84. Cert-based Degree by hattable · · Score: 1

    How do most people view colleges such as Western Governors University (the only one I can think of actually) that have aligned their degree programs along certification tracks? They award a degree after the basic college courses (math, composition, etc) are accomplished and the student accomplishes so many certifications related to the degree. I thought it was a novel approach to a blended cert-based experience and school degree showing ability to finish a school program. So a graduate walks away with a B.S. in IT Security and CCNA, CCNA Sec, A+, Net+, Sec+, Project+, Linux+ and a few others. That may be the most 'vanilla' of the degree programs there.

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  85. There's no guaranteed hiring path by Faust6 · · Score: 1

    While it's nice to get confirmation for the umpteenth time that certs (and formal education) don't mean jack in the realm of programming, it would be nice to have a more streamlined path available to juniors with little to no experience. I've done scripting and SQL for my GIS work and would like to branch off into development, though without hard experience in Javascript or .NET my resume wouldn't get a glance. I find it hard to believe that building my own superfluous toy website for its own sake at my leisure is the ticket to a job of following orders as part of a large team, but that seems to be the advice given time after time. Would be nice if employers were forced to train like the old days rather than searching for a combination of qualifications that seldom exists and using that excuse to hire temp visas or something.

  86. HR and the rest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have an HR policy (intelligent or not) not to accept IT staff without Certs. I own my own company as well and while I don't require certs for my personal business I see the merits in it. At least someone took the time to pass the exam. I see 100 resumes a week claiming server expertise etc when the person has never touched a load balancer or whatever the case may be. I hire based on people skills and tech skills but If had to chose someone with both and a cert or not the guy with the cert wins.

  87. The secret to my "success"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started out doing four years in the U.S. Military. I used my G.I Bill plus a few other State and Federal incentives to put myself through a very well respected (but expensive) Tech school. I left there 4 credit hours shy of a degree (IDIOT!!).

    I joined a startup making $100k right away. When they went under, it was the beginning of the economic downturn, and I was in the South West, near the top, if not at the top, of the housing bubble. No one would hire me.

    I desperately reached out to a military buddy and got work in the D.C. area. I worked for him while I got my security clearance back together, and then went off to work as a government contractor. Got a few certs (still no actual diploma) and was able to get back up to $100k.

    I finally finished my degree two years ago, and currently I have my dream job, working for my dream company, making about $150k. What has helped me along the way, in order of importance:

    1) College experience / knowledge
    2) Security Clearance
    3) Military Experience
    4) Professional Relationships
    5) Certifications
    6) College Diploma

    I wouldn't say that any one of those things were useless, but some have been far more helpful to me than others. Especially at certain times in my life, or in certain situations. To bring it back to the original questions, "Are certifications worth the time and money" I would respond, it depends on what other feathers you have in your cap and what it is you're trying to achieve.

  88. Never worth it by Khyber · · Score: 1

    My 25+ years of computer experience starting with a ti-99/4A puts me way above any A+ holder I've gone against 90% of them and thoroughly owned them. Of the remaining 10%, maybe 3% rank within my knowledge.

    Certifications are bullshit and as always, only show how well you do on a multiple-guess question (which most IT is, now days.)

    Put them in front of REAL hardware and more than half of that self-ranked top 3% will fail miserably.

    It's that bad. America is seriously lacking in any real education since religion took over.

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  89. Waste of time by nessman · · Score: 1

    Certifications are little more than an easy HR screening tool and a way for large companies like Cisco to twist the arms of their resellers to get their staff certified because it looks good on paper. When I was an IT manager, I would get resumes from recent college grads with lots of certs, but no experience. Wasn't impressed. At minimum, all a cert did was tell me that the job applicant passed a test (and likely did so with the help of a braindump). Experience is what matters the most.

  90. Must Have Certs in DoD by prezkennedy.org · · Score: 1

    If you want to touch any systems with any kind of privileged access in the DoD, you're going to need some certifications in order to be approved.

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    It started back in Team Fortress Classic
  91. As always, it depends by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    It depends on the industry and type of job and type of certification. Example: When you apply as a medical assistant your A+ cert might not play a role. If you apply for a QA position at a medical manufacturing company your QA specific certs matter a lot.Some certs stick around for life, others expire in a year or so...like the Microsoft certs which cost a lot of money. I work in software QA on non-critical systems, any QA cert would not advance me in my position / company. I benefit more from studying new technologies and attending QA specific meetups.

  92. Depends on the job by adndgamer · · Score: 1
    A close friend does hiring of pen-testers and told me that when he goes to a client with a bill for $100,000 or whatever, the client wants to know that they're getting their money's worth (ie, they want to see security certs).

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    Certifications don't mean anything, but when you're charging clients an arm and a leg, they like to see some credentials.

  93. Maybe Not Software But Definitely Networking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My buddy has Cisco certs and it gets him in the door to many, many opportunities that rely specifically on the expertise that he gained through his Cisco certifications. And, considering how much he charges per hour, and considering he never used to get those types of gigs in the past, I will assert that technical skills like Network Engineering have a strong gating process driven solely by the certification process.