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  1. Re:Remedial geography on Fallout From the November Console Wars · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'd be more than happy to give away Detroit

  2. Re:They find an axion?? on Tiny Particle With No Charge Discovered · · Score: 1

    It's not the Large Earth Collider that kills people, it's the large Earth collision

  3. Re:If we don't pay on Taxing Virtual Gaming Assets · · Score: 1

    Only after you sell it for game time cards

  4. Re:Great job, now to clean up XML itself on Tim Bray Says RELAX · · Score: 1

    XML is not a programming language. Lisp is not a markup language. I believe the comparison you were looking for was to s-expressions, which are a lot lighter than XML but don't do nearly as much. That, and nobody outside Lisp/Schemers use them. Hell, the nascent JSON spec already has more traction.

  5. Re:If we don't pay on Taxing Virtual Gaming Assets · · Score: 3, Funny
    Your character will be transferred from your originating game to the federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison game for a 6 month subscription.

    But I already have an Everquest subscription!
  6. Re:Start the video at 00:34 on How Sega Ruined Sonic the Hedgehog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Though true, it does nothing to reduce the magnitude of his asshattery in absolute terms

  7. Re:PS4: The one with... on Sony Probably Going To Do PlayStation 4 · · Score: 1

    It will, but nobody will want it because of the lack of a rumble pack

  8. Re:Dance Dance Revolution on The Last Games You'd Play? · · Score: 1

    Wow, that comment generated a mod frezy. PROTIP: the parent is not a troll. Should you feel the need to mod it down, do so with flamebait.

  9. Re:Dance Dance Revolution on The Last Games You'd Play? · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Way to recommend the 44 year old arthritic the two most activity-heavy game types, douchebag.

  10. Re:One brain in your head, one in your pants on Steve Chen Making China's Supercomputer Grid · · Score: 1
    We actually have two brains. One called 'small brain' (at least in Dutch it is called like that. I hope it translates to english directly)

    I believe the English translation would be "penis"
  11. Dr. Michael Geist on The Great Firewall of Canada · · Score: 1

    What's with that name? Is he a super hero?

  12. Re:OK, this is just ridiculous. on LSI Patents the Doubly-Linked List · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not enterprise enough. You should set it up so that the ThingImpl superclass implements INukable, then update the XML mappings in 6 different places.

  13. Re:Don't feel like wading through reviews on Gears Sells a Million · · Score: 1
    I hate the state-based motion controls on Gears, though. You know, when you're behind the wall, the controls are of a different state than when running freely. It really does distract from an active firefight.

    I take it you're an Emacs user. How droll.
  14. Re:Energy conversion devices on Company Claims New Chip Converts Heat To Electricity · · Score: 1

    This is possibly the least efficient way to cool a processor ever conceived. A thermocouple is like a dam, except with heat. It doesn't generate much energy unless there's heat buildup on once side. Heat buildup is exactly what you do not want in your processor. I'd be amazed if a chip didn't break outright set up like this.

  15. Re:Energy conversion devices on Company Claims New Chip Converts Heat To Electricity · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    That's why you'd need a different design. I'm not a thermal engineer, and I presume you aren't either. But it's not really that unbelieveable that a cooling design could be implemented that would be able to do both at the same time.

    He doesn't need to be a thermal engineer; what you're saying is fucking retarded. A thermocouple requires a temperature differential to produce electricity. The greater the differential, the greater the current generated. A heat sink removes temperature differential. The greater the differential removed, the greater the cooling. Are you beginning to see the problem here? You can't arbitrarily combine two diametrically opposed things and expect shit to work. Am I getting through yet? Do I need to break out the crayolas and draw you a fucking map?
  16. Re:Energy conversion devices on Company Claims New Chip Converts Heat To Electricity · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't see any reason why you can't do both.

    Thermo FUCKING dynamics.
  17. Re:So..... on Silicon Superconductors · · Score: 1
    So no, it's not pure elemental silicon, but it's still silicon. It's like saying that even if my tap water contains 10% impurities, it's still water.


    Bullshit. Dump 10% Kool-aid powder in there and get Kool-aid. Stick a teabag in there and get tea. Run it through some beans and get coffee.
  18. Rimshot on Readable Nuclear Spins Advance Quantum Computing · · Score: 1

    Annoyingly, they don't know how fast the memory is

  19. Re:Well, that's certainly the most interesting the on Ancient Swords Made of Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I meant to reply to myself and forgot. I'd give you my upmods if I could. Still, you reversed one thing: the shearing caused by fast cooling produces martensite, not pearlite. Bainite (I think) is produced by fast cooling down to some intermediate temperature followed by slow cooling.

  20. Re:Wootz? on Ancient Swords Made of Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 1
    I'm an asshole and I can't make it...

    That just means you're a lazy asshole
  21. Re:Well, that's certainly the most interesting the on Ancient Swords Made of Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 4, Informative

    Either that, or he's confused about basic smithing. The basic idea behind a sword is that you beat the shit out of the edge while it's cooling to form hard, brittle martensite while the rest of the body forms as soft pearlite to avoid cracking. Then there's the L6 bainite supersword, which is just nuts.

  22. Re:Wootz? on Ancient Swords Made of Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 5, Informative

    You're a bit confused here. First off, Damascus steel can refer to two types of metal: pattern-welded and wootz. The folded type is pattern-welded; any asshole can make this. You just take a couple of different ores, fold them together a few times and you end up with patterns. The acid or laser or whatever bath is simply used to make the finished sword look better. It doesn't really change the chemical or mechanical makeup of the sword (ie dunking Herbert Q. Orcslayer in acid will never turn it into Damascus).

    Wootz is an entirely different animal. The technique was lost because it depended upon certain ores with trace impurities which dried up in the 1700s or so. The carbon would clump together which formed the distinctive banding.

    Summary: pattern-welded = 2 different ores folded in alternating layers form a pattern, wootz = forging process and chemical composition of ore results in macroscopic pattern-forming carbon lamellae

  23. Oh god on Slashdot Posting Bug Infuriates Haggard Admins · · Score: 1

    Wow, looks like a phpBB in here. Does that mean I have to post even more retardedly than normal?

  24. Re:Ruby! on The Ruby Way · · Score: 1

    Sexp syntax is so dead simple that it is difficult to visually parse.

    (big-wad (of stuff (wibble (blargh foo) lambda (foghat) (baz bork bork) bork ))

  25. Re:Debugging multithreaded code on Valve's New Direction On Multicore Processors · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't forget about software transactional memory. Haskell already has it, and I'm sure there are more implementations to come (Perl 6, for instance).