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  1. Re:That's what happens... on GeForce 8800 GTX Recall · · Score: 1

    Hey, asshole, the constant unending push to release the fastest card on the market drives prices down faster. Even if it didn't, you'd still be an asshole. If I want to spend $600 for a new video card because I think it's worth it, then I will. A 6600 don't cut it at 1920x1200.

  2. Re:Ridiculous. on No More Coding From Scratch? · · Score: 1

    > So if you have 30 different customer applications that all use the same iText based report generators, you only have to fix a bug in one place, or add a new feature (like a new type of chart) in one place, and you can release the update for all 30 applications ...and break half of them

  3. Re:some personal favourites of mine on Some of the Best Game Levels of All Time · · Score: 1

    1. Quake 2 - q2ctf1 - Mckinley Revival (threewave rail only ctf instagib)
    2. Quake 2 - q2dm1 - The Edge
    3. Tribes 2 - Katabatic
    4. BF2 - Karkand
    5. Counterstrike (any version) - de_dust2
    6. Counterstike Source - cs_office

    Then there's practially every track on Guitar Hero...

  4. Re:Unstructuring? on Lego Christmas Production Shortage · · Score: 1

    Organizations can't be torn apart and restructured with the same ease that Legos can.

  5. Re:Flimsier disks & MTBF? on Cringely's Shameless Self-Promotion · · Score: 1

    > And what do these thinner materials and more closely-spaced heads do for the MTBF and error rate in such drives?

    They're timed to disintegrate 3 days after the warranty expires or 2 days before retirement (whichever comes first)

  6. Re:F@H on Slashback: IceWeasel, Online Gambling, GPU Folding, Evolution · · Score: 1

    Guess which one of these schemes represents the protein folding problem.

  7. Re:Reminds me of another three letter 'S' company on SGI Sues ATI for Patent Infringement · · Score: 1

    My description was accurate, but not as precise as yours. I didn't feel the need to bludgeon the reader with detail when all I wanted to get across was how much I hated the unenforced non-obvious clause in patent law.

  8. Re:Reminds me of another three letter 'S' company on SGI Sues ATI for Patent Infringement · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > And what, exactly, is creating something original, if not being "the first one to get there"?

    something original = copyright
    something original + non-obvious* = patent

    * not applicable in the US (fucking goddamn it)

  9. Re:F@H on Slashback: IceWeasel, Online Gambling, GPU Folding, Evolution · · Score: 1

    A GPU is an enormous parallel processor. A cpu is a small (mostly) serial processor. You are an idiot.

  10. Re:New urban FACT on Britain's First "Web-Rage" Attack · · Score: 1

    I said AN axe-wielding psychopath, not THE axe-wielding psychopath. We all have our own cross to bear, and that cross is an axe-wielding psychopath.

    PS: Your own axe-wielding psychopath is 210 miles closer. Axe-wielding psychopath.

  11. Re:Ban Mantels! on School Bans 'Tag' · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let me know when you figure out who to sue

    That's easy; God. I can just see the reality show opportunity: God Court. This will totally work if I can get James Earl Jones to play the voice of God.

  12. New urban FACT on Britain's First "Web-Rage" Attack · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every time you OMGWTF on the internet it bring an axe-wielding psychopath 70 miles closer

  13. Re:powered by mouse-made doodles on Flickr Search Hack Powered by Mouse-Made Doodles · · Score: 1

    No, you're thinking of Krusty brand gum

  14. Re:That really sucks on Hans Reiser Arrested On Suspicion of Murder · · Score: 4, Funny

    My version of heaven does not include forced anal sex. Maybe I'm weird.

  15. Re:Great song list but... on Guitar Hero 2 Official Set List Released · · Score: 1

    Aside from the purely practical/technical reasons, you have to keep in mind that even if you're an astounding guitarist in the most awesome cover band in the world, your performance of a song isn't going to sound exactly like the original

    That said, Drist is pretty fucking badass

  16. Thank god on George Lucas To Quit Movie Business · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tagged this "thinkofthechildren".

  17. Re:Very disturbing on Burger King's Disturbing Games · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > Thank God GTA doesn't have any questionable material like giving food to hungry people.

    Have you seen any Burger King commercials? I'll take ultraviolence over depraved food wanker w/ supersized frozen visage any day of the week.

  18. Re:Great on PS3 Controller Officially Called 'Sixaxis' · · Score: 3, Funny

    There were like 8 different jokes in there. I can't fix your broken soul.

  19. Great on PS3 Controller Officially Called 'Sixaxis' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sony Exec 1: Ok people, we're naming the controller "PooS". That's an infinity sign in the middle
    SE2 through 12: Brilliant!

    Everyone else on Earth: Poos?! Sony is retarded.

    SE1: PooS didn't test well. We'll need a new name.
    SE2: I still want the batman-style controller...
    SE1: Shut up. Names, people.
    SE7: Dual Shark?
    SE4: Uhhh, "Weemote"?
    SE9: Sticktwiddler.
    SE10: Thumbtron!
    SE12: iStick.
    SE11: Guys....Sixaxis
    SE1: Done!

    Everyone else on Earth: Six asses?! Sony is retarded.

  20. Re:Perl 6 might be great... not. on Perl's State of the Onion 10 · · Score: 1

    > The ? : conditional operator becomes ?? !!.
    > Hypocrisy in action, folks.

    I agree. The new ternary syntax is going to be easily confused with the ORLY?? and OMG!! operators.

  21. Re:OH SHI- on Intel Pledges 80 Core Processor in 5 Years · · Score: 1

    F00F

  22. Re:The CS Community on Counter-Strike Opens Weapons Market · · Score: 1

    The AK and M4 are almost a complete 180 of one another.

    M4:
    Expensive
    High cyclic rate
    Low recoil
    Low bullet damage

    AK:
    Cheap
    Low cyclic rate
    High recoil
    High bullet damage

    This leads to m4 style generally being "spray and WIN" and AK style being two round bursts and single shotting.

  23. Re:Wii controller on Guitar Hero II Coming to Next-Gen Consoles · · Score: 1

    You fail video games. Here is the 80% of why Guitar Hero is still a top seller 10 months after it has been released: the guitar controller. Using the Wii controller would not be interesting - it would be an atrocity when there is already a controller available the then entire game has been designed around. I don't get how people can enjoy playing Frets on Fire with a fucking keyboard, either.

  24. Re:Steam on Another Golden Age of Gaming? · · Score: 1

    Remember, THECAKEISALIE.

  25. Re:Avoid databases... on PostgreSQL Slammed by PHP Creator · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pfft. I was a sysadmin for the Tower of Babel. When that thing divided by zero, man, nobody could even talk anymore.