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  1. Re:Time for my VCR on Do You Have The Time? · · Score: 5, Funny

    'My watch is accurate to 1 second in 1 million years'

    'So what time is it now?'

    'Uhh, about quarter past.'

  2. Re:In other news today... on Coursey on Palladium · · Score: 1

    You are quite correct. In fact, they only decided to join the United Nations earlier this year, despite being the European home to many UN bodies.

    See here

  3. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) on Minority Report · · Score: 1

    In the short story, the character portrayed by Cruise actually ends up going through with the murder in order to preserve the system. The person he murders was plotting to bring down the system by showing that if someone is given the knowledge of their future crime, then they wont go through with it and won't have to be arrested after all. It is also pointed out at the end of the story that his is a unique situation, because he is in the position to get access to information that regular people dont, and that in fact all three pre-cogs submitted minority reports, just time-phased, and using the 'previous' pre-cogs report as input. It was just that 2 of them agreed that a murder was going to be committed - however they differed in the time, place and motive.

  4. Re:Is the sequel better? on The Practical SQL Handbook: Using SQL Variants (4th ed.) · · Score: 1

    Personally, I prefer just one syllable - squeal.

  5. Re:Listen you whippersnappers on COBOL IDE, Compiler for Linux · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, I wrote a couple of programs to generate COBOL data-entry and report programs, in COBOL.

  6. Re:And soon... on Linux at Industrial Light and Magic · · Score: 1

    Pot:"Hey Kettle, you're black!"

  7. Re:Microsoft advocacy on ADTI Whitepaper Released · · Score: 1
  8. Re:What about yield? on Fuel Cell Car Goes Cross-Country · · Score: 1

    But then maybe the welfare (farm subsidies) given to american farmers can be used to grow biodiesel source product, instead of propping up inefficient (and excess) food crop production which kicks the crap out of efficient food producers like Australia and New Zealand (and probably Canada as well).

  9. Glass-Half-Full on Germany, IBM Sign Major Linux Deal · · Score: 1

    The optimist says the glass is half full.
    The pessimist says the glass is half empty.
    The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

  10. Re:One folder to rule them all... on Improving Unix Mail Storage? · · Score: 1
  11. Re:Not Exactly A Win For Linux on Linux To Run Sherwin-Williams Cash Registers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "But again, Bill Gates doesn't really lose on this one."

    Oh, yes he does. First, there is the revenue lost because the potential new customer did not buy the Windows solution (which they would have otherwise if it were not for Linux). More importantly, there is one less slave to the treadmill that is the upgrade cycle of Microsoft products, and the revenue stream attached to that.

  12. Re:For our young geeks... on Linux To Run Sherwin-Williams Cash Registers · · Score: 1

    Ball typewriters?

    Couldn't stop them with a sledgehammer.

  13. Re:Flaw in your argument on RIP: Stephen Jay Gould · · Score: 1

    Hell, Hawking even made it onto STNG playing poker with Data

  14. Re:Thursday after May 11th? on Slashback: Towel, Linkage, Drafthouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    No! No! No!
    *EVERY* day should be Towel Day

  15. Re:Poor i-Macs... on Post-it Notes vs. Copy-Inhibited CDs · · Score: 1

    You would probably be the first thing in Celine Dions mouth for a long time.

  16. Re:Know-It-Alls on Microsoft Expert Witness Stumbles · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm - I always thought the Capitol (Building) was where the House of Reps and the Senate was located

  17. Re:Scary on Science a Mystery to U.S. Citizens · · Score: 2, Funny

    He must have mis-heard you. He was obviously thinking of how long it takes for the sun to go around the earth.

  18. Re:Only a quarter mile away? on Turkey Manure Used to Save the Environment · · Score: 1

    They say the reason plants grow so well when fertilized with chicken manure is because the plants are trying to get away from the smell

  19. Re:It's because solving technical problems is hard on Tech Support Getting Even Worse · · Score: 1

    Customer: Hello, is this the help desk?
    Dogbert: No, that group got reengineered out of existance. I'm the new "no help whatsoever desk". My job is to make sure you never call again.

  20. Re:THREE answers, not TWO on Open Source Intelligence · · Score: 1

    'Our main weapon is surprise... surprise and fear. Our TWO weapons are surprise, fear and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE weapons......'

  21. Re:Interesting premise, but realisable? on Open Source Intelligence · · Score: 1

    I recently bought a 'you-beaut' non-stick frypan made in Denmark

    The multi-lingual instruction manual had (along with a variety of other languages) one page in English, and another page in American (as signified by little flags on the pages)

  22. Re:Who would believe Allchin ? on Allchin Admits MSFT Violated the Law · · Score: 1

    Your assupmtion is that MS makes the best-of-breed of each type of application, and will continue to provide the best-of-breed of those applications in the absence of any significant competition.

    If MS makes it difficult for customers to remove and replace the audio CD player they supply with the customer's preferred audio CD player, then yes, they are illegally abusing their monopoly.

  23. Re:Use cross-platform libraries on Allchin Admits MSFT Violated the Law · · Score: 1

    Except it is possible to write your own implementation of the libc API, and replace the GNU implementation, because it is properly documented.

    Try to do the same with the IE API, or any other MS API for that matter.

  24. Re:The Ovens of Corporate America on Americans And Chinese Internet Censorship · · Score: 1

    Actually, a corporation's purpose if defined by it's charter ie most incorporated bodies require some kind of statement of purpose when they register. Following that, it is required to do what the majority of its shareholders tell it to do. The fact that most shareholders in most corporations are only interested in increasing the value of their holdings, does not equate to 'Corporations are amoral. Their only purpose is to maximize shareholder value, i.e. sales and profits.'

    You apparently haven't heard the term 'Ethical Investments'. Look it up some time.

  25. Standard contents on Fossilized Dinosaur Vomit · · Score: 1

    Did they find diced carrots in there as well?