User: ChadSmith4920

Group Policies

On: Microsoft Telemetry Collection, Explained (theregister.co.uk)

I see no mentioned of "Let apps manage Android app"

The code is....

On: Judge Tells Apple To Help FBI Access San Bernardino Shooters' iPhone (engadget.com)

Unlock code: 072 (Virgins)

Bewitched

On: Perfect Coin-Toss Record Broke 6 Clinton-Sanders Deadlocks In Iowa (marketwatch.com)

I knew Hillary was a witch.

I don't always use rm -rf

On: Running "rm -rf /" Is Now Bricking Linux Systems (phoronix.com)

I use dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda instead.

jobs was an artist

On: Steve Wozniak "Steve Jobs Played No Role In My Designs For the Apple I & II"

woz is a has been. After the Apple 2 woz never designed anything worth mentioning. woz built over priced smart stereo remote controls that flopped and since his airplane crash he spent a portion of his fortune on concerts and computers for schools. Jobs continued to innovate after the Mac and Next and Pixar to the new Apple. he had the vision to guide talented engineers to built attractive useful products that made Apple the largest company in the world.

Palm

On: Oracle: Google Has "Destroyed" the Market For Java

Google's fall back plan switching to PalmOS in C++.

New Adobe Ads

On: Hackers Exploit Adobe Flash Vulnerability In Yahoo Ads

All of the ads say 'Activate Adobe Flash'

Fix the economy

On: Obama's New Executive Order Says the US Must Build an Exascale Supercomputer

Mine Bit Coins

It could be worse.

On: DHI Group Inc. Announces Plans to Sell Slashdot Media

slashdot.aol.com

The Answer is

On: An Organic Computer Using Four Wired-Together Rat Brains

42

72 hour psychiatric hold

On: Machine Learning System Detects Emotions and Suicidal Behavior

Damn Auto Correct.

Chris Knight

On: Reasons To Use Mono For Linux Development

"There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing."

What does GOD need with a star ship?

On: There Is a Finite Limit On How Long Intelligence Can Exist In Our Universe

GOD is infinite.

50K a year will buy a lot of BEER!!

On: Ask Slashdot: Switching Careers From Software Engineering To Networking?

Where do you live? I live in WA State and can live very well with my family on 50K a year. Granted my car is 8 years old and I rent my home but it's all good.

Of course there is an updside.

On: Microsoft Study Finds Technology Hurting Attention Spans

Microsoft is doing the study.....Uh (checking facebook)... Nevermind.

Bigger Fish

On: Photobucket Hackers Nabbed, Face Serious Charges From US Authorities

So Chinese college students are reading Obama's unclassified emails and these guys are busted for hacking ebay photos. :-D

SCOTTY So, is it worth something?

On: Breakthough Makes Transparent Aluminum Affordable

BONES You'll be rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

Re:Cancer vs common cold

On: Protein Converts Pancreatic Cancer Cells Back Into Healthy Cells

It's a step in the right direction. Perhaps other 'TYPES' of these proteins could be matched to other 'TYPES' of cancer cells.

WWBD

On: Seattle CEO Cuts $1 Million Salary To $70K, Raises Employee Salaries

What would Bill do?

Witches brew

On: Homeopathy Turns Out To Be Useless For Treating Medical Conditions

So all those poor toads and bats died for nothing. :(

HID

On: Scientists Insert a Synthetic Memory Into the Brain of a Sleeping Mouse

Does it show up as plug-n-play HID mouse device?

The Wrath of Riddick

On: "Star Trek 3" To Be Helmed By "Fast & Furious" Franchise Director Justin Lin

Ridddiccckkk!!

Throttle that bandwidth

On: Integrated Circuit Amplifier Breaches Terahertz Barrier

Too late download complete.

DNA

On: Ask Slashdot: Handling Patented IP In a Job Interview?

The Supreme Court of the United States held that naturally occurring DNA within the human body cannot be patented

Security through obscurity

On: Password Security: Why the Horse Battery Staple Is Not Correct

Relying on a potential attacker's lack of knowledge as a means of security. It's not so much how strong a password is. If the password has to be entered in an obscure way. Require the user to enter a charter then wait 2 seconds etc.