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Perfect Coin-Toss Record Broke 6 Clinton-Sanders Deadlocks In Iowa (marketwatch.com)

schwit1 writes: While it was hard to call a winner between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders last night, it's easy to say who was luckier. The race between the Democrat presidential hopefuls was so tight in the Iowa caucus Monday that in at least six precincts, the decision on awarding a county delegate came down to a coin toss. And Clinton won all six, media reports said.

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  1. Gotta wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who provided the coins?

    1. Re:Gotta wonder by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Who cares, Hillary has already reached her term limit.

    2. Re:Gotta wonder by Holi · · Score: 1

      How so?

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    3. Re:Gotta wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who provided the coins?

      Probably Saudi Arabia (look into Clinton "Foundation" "donations"...)

    4. Re:Gotta wonder by amicusNYCL · · Score: 5, Funny

      Who do you think provided the coins? The big banks! And who created the coins? The establish-MINT.

      Wake up, sheeple!

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    5. Re:Gotta wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      NEVER say those last three words again!

    6. Re:Gotta wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obama.

      He brought change.

      (Ba-dum tsh!)

    7. Re:Gotta wonder by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gotta wonder who provided the coins?

      What difference [pounds desk] at this point, does it make?

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    8. Re:Gotta wonder by Holi · · Score: 0

      I think the Saudi's like the Bush's better though

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    9. Re:Gotta wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. You should apply to be a evil genie.

      Alternatively, I assume you are already a campaign manager? What do I have to give you to become president (N.B. I'm not a citizen of the USA and don't intend to ever be one, however I expect you can fix that?)

    10. Re: Gotta wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The joke
      your head
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    11. Re:Gotta wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nein Nein Nein Nein! It makes keine difference!

    12. Re: Gotta wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That could make an interesting Constituional challenge.

    13. Re:Gotta wonder by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      They outrsourced the toss to the NFL referees. They are really good at coin tosses.

    14. Re: Gotta wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, because he is so afraid of Obama...wait....

    15. Re:Gotta wonder by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Obviously, the NSA put a backdoor in the random number generator.

      On a more serious note, people can be trained to flip coins.

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    16. Re:Gotta wonder by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The Sanders people called 'Edge'.

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    17. Re:Gotta wonder by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      ROTFL like it matters to them, ALL the candidates are their man.

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    18. Re: Gotta wonder by KenHansen · · Score: 5, Funny
      I read the Democrat Caucus Handbook and it clearly said, in case of a tie, a coin will be tossed - and the rule is:

      "Heads Hillary Wins, Tails Bernie Loses"

      So what's the problem?

    19. Re: Gotta wonder by TWX · · Score: 1

      It's a primary, so it's the particular party's issue to decide. If I understand correctly parties aren't even mentioned in the Constitution.

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    20. Re:Gotta wonder by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Gotta wonder who provided the coins?

      What difference [pounds desk] at this point, does it make?

      Because the coin has not provided the long form of it's birth certificate.

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    21. Re: Gotta wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coin toss is the new "hanging chad."

    22. Re:Gotta wonder by asylumx · · Score: 1

      I love that this is marked informative.

    23. Re:Gotta wonder by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Well she always used to say "We are the President." Bill was in office for 8 years and if they were both the President, so was she.

    24. Re:Gotta wonder by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Good campaign point to use against Hillary with fundamentalist Christians (as if you needed another one): proof of witchcraft. Such a coin toss record in previous centuries would have gotten her strapped to a chair naked and dunked in a pond to see if she weighs as much as a duck.

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    25. Re: Gotta wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your interpretation of the joke is gentle towards Clinton.

    26. Re:Gotta wonder by werepants · · Score: 1

      FYI: Bernie only accepts individual funding, subject to the limits, etc. No corporate donors at all.

    27. Re: Gotta wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Just ask Green Bay

  2. 1-in-64 odds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Just like Bernie's odds of besting the Clinton machine and their dirty tactics.

    1. Re:1-in-64 odds... by HiThere · · Score: 2

      You can't prove that it was corruption in action. All you can do is estimate the likelihood. But from other considerations I've say that the likelihood was a lot higher than 64 to 1.

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    2. Re:1-in-64 odds... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      FWIW, newspaper accounts seem to show that this story misrepresented the events of the day. OTOH, it also seems that there is no consistent story of the coin-tossing choices...that there were probably a lot of them, and that some sources report Bernie winning more of them than Hillary.

      I'd like better information, but newspaper stories are what I have. And from newspapers you can find a large range of different stories.

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    3. Re:1-in-64 odds... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      But from other considerations I've say that the likelihood was a lot higher than 64 to 1.

      63 to 1.

      And what "other considerations" did you use to come to the conclusion that it is more likely that 6 apparently completely independent toin cosses, at entirely different locations, witnessed by several people from both sides were all rigged, than that a simple not-very-improbable 1-in-64 event just occured*?

      *notwithstanding the fact that it didn't occur - there were apparently more than just six coin tosses and Sanders apparently won around half of them. So you've leapt to a wild conclusion based on nothing at all.

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    4. Re:1-in-64 odds... by torkus · · Score: 1

      Please...the newspapers (or collectively media) are so incredibly biased ... and people are so uneducated about our own election process it boggles the mind.

      Hilary "won" by a hair. If this was the superbowl then sure, declare victor and hand out rings.

      It's not though.

      Instead, she got 23 delegates to Bernie's 21. All of which is counted towards the overall total, of which there are 4714. Hilary has (drumroll...) 0.04% more of the total delegates than Bernie. BFD

      It's like claiming a 100% increase in sales because you sold two bananas instead of one. I know Iowa is typically used as an indicator ... and it'll certainly go a long way to follow theory that when the media is already using words like winner while the difference between candidates is extraordinarily small.

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    5. Re:1-in-64 odds... by torkus · · Score: 1

      But...isn't that what we're supposed to do? Read one fluff news story (and in this case 'story' fits well) and jump to immediate conclusions?

      When did we ever do any fact checking?

      I mean, who even reads TFA these days?

      Heck, people can't even read the comments to realize that 6 identical flips are 1-in-32 odds :)

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    6. Re:1-in-64 odds... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The other considerations included Hillary's close connection with the Democratic party machine, and frequent reports of election fraud of one form or another by BOTH of the major parties.

      OTOH, the story appears to have been wrong...or should I say highly sensationalized off of meager data where a fuller analysis of the data would yield a different result. Other reports say there were a lot more then 6 coin flip choices, that many didn't get reported, that Bernie won many (some reports say most) of them. Etc.

      As far as I can determine there is no accepted as accurate even COUNT of the number of coin flip choices.

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  3. Did they spin when they landed? by Etherwalk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Amazingly, the coin tosses weren't done intelligently. They weren't called in the air, they weren't videotaped closely enough to show which side was up or that the coins were not double-headed, etc...

    I'm not saying it's a conspiracy--just that it was a really stupid way to decide an election. Obviously the state should count all of the coin-toss delegates and split them between the tied candidates. They can't do that retroactively for this election but should change the rules for the next one.

    1. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Obviously the state should count all of the coin-toss delegates and split them between the tied candidates.

      Isn't that process up to the democratic party?

    2. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Etherwalk · · Score: 3

      Obviously the state should count all of the coin-toss delegates and split them between the tied candidates.

      Isn't that process up to the democratic party?

      Yes, I meant the Democratic party for the state, since it's the Democratic caucus. Technically it would also not be state wide so much as next-step-in-the-hierarchy wide--these were the *local* delegates, so it gets distilled through a couple of layers.

    3. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Orgasmatron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As long as both candidates had a representative present, and neither objected, the tosses were fair enough, particularly for government work.

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    4. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by drnb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Obviously the state should count all of the coin-toss delegates and split them between the tied candidates. They can't do that retroactively for this election but should change the rules for the next one.

      Odd, changing the counting rules retroactively is an option when the democratic establishment dislikes the "winner".

    5. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by fustakrakich · · Score: 3, Funny

      Isn't that process up to the democratic party?

      Exactly... Heads I win. Tails you lose...

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    6. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Obviously the state should count all of the coin-toss delegates and split them between the tied candidates

      Isn't that basically what already happens? I thought I read last night that the Iowa Democratic caucus splits the votes based on the percentages, and the percentages were close enough that Clinton and Sanders would each be getting the same number of delegates.

    7. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 2

      They didn't land, they used the all new Acme electronic coin toss simulation booth. With all of the trouble and insecurity of real coins Acme is proud to produce it's new product that will ensure a fair decision every time with the latest security measures* to make sure nobody interferes with the result.

      * - Source code and testing units are NOT available.

    8. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It is. The DNC has their way of conducting their nominating process, which is different from what the RNC does. For example, the RNC has no "super delegates" to try to steer the nomination towards the establishment's chosen favorite, like the DNC does.

      (Hillary already had over 300 of these so-called super-delegates lined up before the first vote was cast, which is more than 15x what she won in Iowa.)

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    9. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by suutar · · Score: 1

      and particularly considering that this was just selecting delegates to go to the county-level caucus.

    10. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could have been worse. If the shoddily-run coin toss doesn't settle it, they go to the shootout.

    11. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by WindBourne · · Score: 2

      You do know that America has had elections decided by playing poker. Yes?

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    12. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      I still think Ralph Nader was the winner of the 2000 election.

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    13. Re: Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 Dem precincts were decided by a coin flip. All 5 were won by Clinton. I can only imagine Bill intervened and always called for head.

    14. Re: Did they spin when they landed? by tylersoze · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying it's aliens but it's aliens.

      Besides who cares? Iowa caucus isn't winner take all anyway right? So they basically got the same amount of delegates anyway?

    15. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Ranbot · · Score: 1

      ...a really stupid way to decide an election...

      I'm nit-picking here, but... The Iowa caucus is not an election. No public office changed. I agree a coin toss is a very stupid way to handle a tie, but that's Iowa's prerogative. Thankfully there are 49 other state caucuses and the Democratic party is not going to base an endorsement on this one incredibly close result.

      On another note, I like that this close result in Iowa for both parties will make caucuses in other states even more important and spread the candidate selection process around around the country a little more.

    16. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      Ironic name, no?

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    17. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by chispito · · Score: 1

      Amazingly, the coin tosses weren't done intelligently.

      I take it you're unfamiliar with the caucusing process. That's the least of the concerns for shenanigans.

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    18. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains why W only had one presidential term.

    19. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OOO the salty salty butthurt is real! Looks like it still burns too, guys.

    20. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by aitikin · · Score: 1

      No, that's not what happened. Six county delegates were decided by coin-toss and those six went to Clinton. There exists the capability of one person having more of the popular vote and the other having more delegates, much like in the presidential election, and had just one of those coin tosses gone the other way, Sanders would've won with slightly less of the populace's vote. As it stands, Clinton won by chance and luck.

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    21. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      You know, it probably doesn't make much difference, we would do better picking by lot.

      SSN 000-35-2462 ..... Report to DC, you are the new president!

      Seriously, you will NEVER convince me this will produce worst results. As long as it was a truely random selection of the population from ages 25-60

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    22. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Fragnet · · Score: 1

      It's a good solution for situations where it's a dead heat and for practical reasons you can't re-run the ballot (indeed some may have philosophical reasons why you shouldn't too, but whatever). Chances of getting heads 6 times in a row is 1/64 isn't it. I wonder if the coins are slightly heavier on one side :).

    23. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by destinyland · · Score: 2
      "The delegates that were decided by coin flips were delegates to the party's county conventions, of which there are thousands selected across the state from 1,681 separate precincts," says the Des Moines Register.

      http://www.desmoinesregister.c...

      So it doesn't seem like those six really mattered, in the end....

    24. Re: Did they spin when they landed? by KenHansen · · Score: 1

      It is established policy, set forth in the DNC Causus Handbook.

    25. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually both parties have superdelegates. The term was initially coined for the democrats but has recently been used for both. The main difference is the percentage that they control. In the Republican party they make up 10%, while in the democrats they are 20%.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superdelegate

    26. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by jtroy92 · · Score: 1

      That's not exactly true.

      Both parties have a number of "unpledged delegates" (superdelegates). These delegates aren't beholden to the outcome of the primaries, at least on the first vote at the convention.

      In 2016 the RNC has 210 superdelegates. This is out of 2,445 total delegates, or about 8.6%. The DNC has 713 out of 4,720 total delegates, or about 15.1%.

      About half of the Democratic superdelegates have declared their candidate, although they're always free to change their mind before the convention. None of the Republican superdelegates have yet declared a candidate.

      The number of RNC superdelegates has come down since a rule change in 2012. In 2004 the number of Republican superdelegates numbered 773 out of 2,509 or 30.8%. (It didn't matter that year, though, as W ran unopposed).

      sources:
      http://www.thegreenpapers.com/...
      http://www.thegreenpapers.com/...
      http://www.thegreenpapers.com/...

    27. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      No need for double headed coins: Heads for a Clinton win, Tails for a Sanders loss. Presumably the people doing the coin tossing are part of the Democratic establishment, so they get to do the call.

    28. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it count as irony that the Republican party process is more democratic than the Democratic party process?

    29. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Accordion+Noir · · Score: 1

      Randomocracy! Your time has come up!

      The original "President Bill" was elected by lot and ran the country from a comic in the pages of Washington DC's City Paper in the Eighties. Great strip.

      My fave was his environmental preservation policy which started with the question, "When was the environment least polluted?" Staffers then roll out maps of the proposed, "Vast Inland Sea." I still want a t-shirt of that.

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    30. Re: Did they spin when they landed? by Lenny369 · · Score: 0

      Quit calling it an election.

    31. Re: Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close, but you don't quite get the IA process on the Democratic side. You're right that it's delegates vs. popular vote, except that there's no way to actually say who "wins." While the media will make guesses, you still have to hold the county conventions (where there may be a similar mismatch between the support of each candidate and the number of state delegates to be assigned). Then you have to hold the state convention, where again you may end up with a mismatch for choosing the actual national convention delegates, which is the only way you can measure "winning." Nobody can say they won at this point- it's just CNN simplification

    32. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      They counted for a fairly small fraction of a delegate in the end. The odds off getting 6 coin flips your way is 1 in 64. Not an everyday occurrence, but hardly impossible. This is a cute story but it doesn't mean anything.

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    33. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

      It's not democrats or republicans.... The problem is Iowa

    34. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I consider this an insult.
      Elections should be open and entirely above board.
      Elections that end in a tie should be listed as a tie and not benefit any particular candidate.
      The Democratic Party (DNC) is playing foot-loose-and-fancy-free by making the rules up as they go along.
      Shameful.

    35. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      HEY, How do you know my SSN?

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    36. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      If we're gonna nit pick, no public office needs to be changed to qualify as an election. We elected to eat in tonight. Fucked if anyone came and held the ladies a ticker tape parade for winning but it was still an election - complete with votes. (It's a long story. don't make me tell it all to you.)

      At any rate, you can elect the person in charge of the coffee fund at work. You can elect to have elective surgery. You can elect a public official. You can elect a member of a private board. You can elect membership role filling for that private board. You can elect to have tuna melts, fries, salad, and tomato soup. Only one of those is a public office.

      I think, I'm pretty sure, this was still an election. It's still an election, by definition, even if they use some pretty silly ways to finish it off.

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    37. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 1

      They counted for a fairly small fraction of a delegate in the end. The odds off getting 6 coin flips your way is 1 in 64. Not an everyday occurrence, but hardly impossible. This is a cute story but it doesn't mean anything.

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    38. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by nullchar · · Score: 1

      Both conventions have them, but DNC has a much larger percentage:

      As of February 13, 2008 one analysis found that the 2008 Democratic National Convention would have 794 superdelegates. The exact number has changed several times because of events.

      In the Republican Party, as in the Democratic Party, members of the party’s national committee automatically become delegates without being pledged to any candidate. In 2008, there are 123 members of the Republican National Committee among the total of 2,380 delegates to the 2008 Republican National Convention. There are three RNC delegates (the national committeeman, national committeewoman, and state party chair) for each state.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      The entire "party" system seems silly to me. Both party's committees wield too much control. But like coin tosses, they both like their odds in a two-candidate primary election (vs waterfall/runoff/etc/etc that could better interpret the popular vote but allow many candidates to compete).

    39. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by nullchar · · Score: 1

      Good thing they went with Acme. The Diebold version only works with Republican candidates.

    40. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by j-beda · · Score: 1

      It is. The DNC has their way of conducting their nominating process, which is different from what the RNC does. For example, the RNC has no "super delegates" to try to steer the nomination towards the establishment's chosen favorite, like the DNC does.

      They may not be called "super delegates" but the RNC has unpledged delegates at their convention too. It looks like their numbers of such are smaller than the DNC.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      "In the Republican Party, as in the Democratic Party, members of the party’s national committee automatically become delegates without being pledged to any candidate. In 2008, there are 123 members of the Republican National Committee among the total of 2,380 delegates to the 2008 Republican National Convention.[28] There are three RNC delegates (the national committeeman, national committeewoman, and state party chair) for each state."

    41. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Megane · · Score: 1

      Actually, the RNC also has superdelegates, mostly actual members of the RNC, around 120 or so. It's just that the DNC has an absurd number of them. Approximately 20% of DNC delegates in 2008 were superdelegates, making about 820 votes.

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    42. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Fat chance since the result ended up giving a hair's-breath victory to the party-establishment's coronation candidate in a caucus that was otherwise just about a perfect tie.
      While the odds of this outcome is not impossible, it's certainly unlikely enough to raise questions - and it also severely diminishes the Clinton campaign's claim to actually winning the state. Statistically half the coins could be expected to come down the other way - which alone would probably have been enough to leave it firmly tied with equal delegates to both candidates rather than the outcome that finally made it which gave Clinton about 4 more.

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    43. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Mariner28 · · Score: 1
      And here I thought Diebold Election Systems changed their name to Premier Election Solutions, not Acme

      Silly me!

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    44. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      (Hillary already had over 300 of these so-called super-delegates lined up before the first vote was cast, which is more than 15x what she won in Iowa.)

      Correct. The numbers I saw indicated that almost half of the super-delegates have already told who they will vote for and about 90% of these backed Hillary. Assuming that the half who haven't indicated a preference vote in roughly the same way, this means that unless Sanders absolutely destroys Hillary in the upcoming contests and wins an insurmountable number of delegates, anything even remotely close is going to give the nomination to Hillary at the convention. If Sanders ends up with a small lead in delegates and loses the nomination at the convention due to the super-delegates, it will be interesting to see if those dissatisfied voters will agree to back Hillary or not. It could end up being a case of Hillary winning the battle (the nomination fight) but losing the war (the general election) although I do think that there are Republican candidates so bad that even a weakened Hillary could defeat them.

    45. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the odds of a perfect 6 out of 6?

      She should go to Vegas

    46. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is, this Iowa thing doesn't decide anything. Its just the first, and is the only reason it gets so much attention. It's results don't actually determine the outcome of who gets to run for pres.

    47. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by houghi · · Score: 1

      They did a recount of the coin toss and Jeb Bush won. Typical Dem Fanboys for not showing that result.

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    48. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Ranbot · · Score: 1

      Point taken... a counter nit-pick is fair game. In my defense, in the context of politics the word "election" has a more specific connotation than your counter examples. Also, my pointing out that word was meant to help show [and maybe I was too subtle] that a few coin tosses in the Iowa caucus isn't that big of a deal in the larger election cycle. Whether 0.02% of the vote should have gone to Hillary or Sanders is missing the forest through the trees. At the very best this is a Hillary win with a very big footnote, that Sanders is a serious contender and their fight to be the Democratic nominee won't be decided quickly.

    49. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I think what you should be asking yourself is, how did they know I would see it here?

      Check your hotmail for explicit instructions on how to proceed. It might be in the spam folder. You will know when you see it.

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    50. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      hotmail? What is that?

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    51. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazingly, the coin tosses weren't done intelligently. They weren't called in the air, they weren't videotaped closely enough to show which side was up or that the coins were not double-headed, etc...

      I'm not saying it's a conspiracy--just that it was a really stupid way to decide an election. Obviously the state should count all of the coin-toss delegates and split them between the tied candidates. They can't do that retroactively for this election but should change the rules for the next one.

      Not a conspiracy? Why not?

        Clinton is involved. Could well be something there.

    52. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um this story is completely wrong sanders won 5 of the 6....

    53. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, the entropy !

    54. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Coin toss is emphatically stupid. I can quite readily toss a coin and achieve a majority one side outcome. Look at two up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... and what is required to in reality achieve a more random event, two coins, one head side up and one tail side up, flipped at the same time from a wooden board and the coins should be pre-1939 pennies (Australian pennies of a particular design). The person tossing regular coins by hand can most definitely cook the results, with two australian king george pennies a wooden board and one face up and one face down, calling heads or tails is far more random. OK simple toss for some game but when you are gambling with your future should not a more careful toss be required or quite simply wait a month, everyone think about it a bit more and have another go. Seriously what the fuck, you could be deciding on world war three occurring (Hillary Clinton) or not (Bernie Sanders), this on a regular coin toss, you people are fucking mad. Elections are meant to be about citizens making sound choices not https://www.youtube.com/watch?... playing Russian fucking roulette, oh apparently you got the bullet this time.

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    55. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      "Tradi-shunnnn..." "Tradition!"

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    56. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      This is how America votes. Even the main election is for a bunch of people who then may or may not vote on your behalf....as if the citizens are too dumb to cast a direct vote. Even worse is the two party system that is a guarantee for political stalemate. And then you got places like Miami-Dade who had severe irregularities in all elections during the past decade.

    57. Re:Did they spin when they landed? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I will retract my statement if Bernie loses by two delegates in the end.

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  4. Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Oh gee, a coin toss. And Hilary won all 6? Doesn't sound fishy at all...

    1. Re:Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      If she can bend the laws of probability, she has my vote!

    2. Re:Statistics by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 2

      All your vote are belong to Hillary?

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    3. Re:Statistics by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      There was a new TV show about an angel on FOX. I watched the second episode yesterday. I think she made a deal with that angel.

    4. Re:Statistics by ancientt · · Score: 1

      I want the candidate to obey the laws. Especially the laws of physics!

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    5. Re:Statistics by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      What bending the "laws of probability"?

      Coin tosses are the stereotypical 'independent events', and the probability of 6 heads in a row is just as likely as any other sequence of 6 : one in 64.

      Flip a coin 6 times every day, and you'd expect to get all heads 5 or 6 times each year.

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    6. Re:Statistics by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you freaky Europeans get up to in your own countries but this here's America, and in America we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

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    7. Re:Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A deal with a supernatural being, possibly

      But I bet the wings were leathery and the halo was really horns...

  5. Hey, anybody that can... by bobbied · · Score: 5, Funny

    Play the futures market as well as Hillary, can arrange to have a perfect 6 out of 6 in a simple coin toss contest..

    Can I see that coin again?

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    1. Re:Hey, anybody that can... by sycodon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      She did...and made $100k on $10k investment in a day.

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    2. Re:Hey, anybody that can... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She just used the old "Heads I win, tails you lose" trick...

    3. Re:Hey, anybody that can... by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

      And she weighs the same as a duck.

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    4. Re:Hey, anybody that can... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      She did. And....she won the equivalent to 6 of 6. Somehow.

      http://community.seattletimes....

      "The disclosure that Hillary Rodham Clinton parlayed $1,000 into nearly $100,000 through highly speculative commodities trading may create political embarrassment for the Clintons, who have sharply criticized a national culture of greed during the Reagan and Bush years in the White House."

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    5. Re:Hey, anybody that can... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to mention that the broker that handled her account was later convicted of 'trade assignment'. Which is where the broker assigns winning trades to powerful peoples accounts and losing trades to normal peoples accounts after the fact.

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    6. Re:Hey, anybody that can... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if Trump did this, everyone would cite this among amazing business skills...

    7. Re:Hey, anybody that can... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She did, didn't she? Just once? Made $$$$$ and then called it quits after one time. Oh, that was derivitives. :)

    8. Re:Hey, anybody that can... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't a single day. It was a month, and it was an initial investment of $1,000 in cattle futures.

    9. Re:Hey, anybody that can... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      2^6 = 64, that's not even in 1% territory yet.

    10. Re:Hey, anybody that can... by pthisis · · Score: 1

      6 of 6 looks fishy only because it's cherry-picking Hillary's wins and ignoring Sanders'; there were about a dozen tie breakers, and Sanders won several of them.

      Here's one, from Hardin Township: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    11. Re:Hey, anybody that can... by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      She turned me into a newt.

  6. Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6 coin flips and all for one person, I am going to call B.S.!

    1. Re: Hah! by Holi · · Score: 2

      How is it any less likely then any other combination?

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    2. Re:Hah! by bobbied · · Score: 5, Funny

      6 coin flips and all for one person, I am going to call B.S.!

      Calling Bernie Sanders? How's that going to help?

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    3. Re: Hah! by blueshift_1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      While yes, each specific combination is equally as likely, looking at each toss in a non-unique way makes the odds a but less likely. Considering 6 tosses, you're much more likely to get 3 head and 3 tails in no specific order than you are 6 heads.

    4. Re:Hah! by Holi · · Score: 1

      If I hadn't commented, I would have to mod you up/

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    5. Re: Hah! by Noah+Haders · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are 2^6 possible ways the coin tosses could have gone down (eg toss A for hillary, toss B for bernie, etc). Of these 64 scenarios, only one results in Hillary winning all six tosses. Thus the odds are 1/64.

      Compare this to a scenario in which each party wins exactly three of the six flips. Of the 64 possible scenarios, twenty of them result in a 3-3 split (you can write it all out to confirm). so the odds of a 3-3 split are 20/64.

      So the odds of hillary winning all six coin tosses are 20 times less likely than the odds of a 3-3 split! she basically won the lottery (or somebody had their thumb on the scale).

    6. Re: Hah! by Holi · · Score: 2

      No you can't look at them as a group. They were all done by completely separate people. They did not all land heads and Bernie's people called some of the tosses. There is no common ground for the tosses so you have to take the individually.

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    7. Re: Hah! by lgw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      3-3 is 20 times as likely as 6-Hillary. This sub-1% result is possible, but it sure seems fishy. Personally I think the fix is in, and Hillary wins no matter what at the convention, but it will be fun to see how it plays out.

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    8. Re: Hah! by hey! · · Score: 2

      How is it any less likely then any other combination?

      By having only one way it can happen. There's 6 ways you can get 5 heads in 6 tosses, etc.

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    9. Re: Hah! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The Ds don't have any other viable candidates in the General. She is being coronated.

      What are they going to do. Trot out Biden?

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    10. Re:Hah! by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      It's actually not impossible at all, just a 1 in 64 probability that it could happen.

      It just shows how close it actually was. I think that Hillary should be very worried about what will happen.

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    11. Re: Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The null hypothesis is that there is no systematic unfairness in the coin tosses. It's then up to statistics to test that hypothesis.

    12. Re: Hah! by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      For a homework assignment in a statistics course, half the class was asked to record the actual results of 100 coin tosses while the other half was asked to fake the same results by writing down what they thought might be a reasonable random sequence of heads and tails. With only a quick glance at a student's homework, the professor was able to determine whether the statistics were real or faked, with 90% accuracy! The giveaway clue was the occurrence of runs of 5, 6 or even 7 consecutive heads or tails. These are likely to occur in actual sequences, contrary to some naive intuitive notions about randomness.

    13. Re: Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To be fair, it's slightly less than twice as unlikely as winning on one number at roulette (1:35 odds). For comparison, the current powerball jackpot odds are 1:292,201,338.

    14. Re: Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in terms of a news-worthy item, its only a 1/32 - as it would have made a headline if Clinton had lost them all too.

    15. Re: Hah! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

      Especially considering the semi-rigging that is the 'super-delegates' that the DNC nomination process features. Between having a close ally as the party chairman to rig the debates in your favor (severe limitation on number, scheduling for times when people will be watching other things or not watching TV at all), and then swing extra votes from the establishment behind you at the nominating convention, it's still a lock even with Bernie Sanders wildly outperforming.

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    16. Re: Hah! by amorsen · · Score: 4, Informative

      Odds of 1 in 56 will win you $2 in Mega Millions when buying a $1 ticket. So yes, she basically "won the lottery", or least "won in the lottery". Not in the way that most people think of when you say winning the lottery, though.

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    17. Re: Hah! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Explain why he's wrong.

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    18. Re: Hah! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      One would expect that to happen once in 64 series of 6 tosses.

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    19. Re:Hah! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      She's too narcissistic to worry, she's special, worry is for common people.

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    20. Re: Hah! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Explain why he's wrong.

      The lottery has MUCH higher odds.

      This event is probably somewhere more along the lines of one spin at a Roulette wheel.

      If you're comparing this situation to the lottery, then you're an innumerate idiot.

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    21. Re: Hah! by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      The lottery has MUCH higher odds.

      You do realize that the lottery, say Powerball, has 6 numbers, with each number having a far larger set of outcomes, right? The first five numbers can cough up anything from 1 - 69, and the sixth number anything from 1 - 26. *That* is why the odds are much higher with a lottery of that type.

      By contrast, six coin tosses (each toss producing one of two outcomes) by contrast only has something like 64 possible combinations, max...

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    22. Re: Hah! by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      dude, the lottery analogy is just a way of saying that hillary was suspiciously lucky in her coin tosses. I'm not saying the odds of winning the actual lottery are one in twenty or one in sixty four.

    23. Re: Hah! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      If you're comparing this situation to the lottery, then you're an innumerate idiot.

      Well, a bit overdramatic at least.

      But anyway, my comment was to the guy who said "Go back to basic probability." There's nothing wrong with the probability arguments made - just the (qualitative) statement at the end.

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    24. Re: Hah! by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      Technically it's not sub 1% but between 1% and 2%. Close to 1.5%

    25. Re: Hah! by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

      Actually, the chance is 1 in 64. That's more than 1%, though not a lot more.

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    26. Re: Hah! by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Sure, in a run of 100 consecutive tosses. Not in a run of 6 consecutive tosses .

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    27. Re: Hah! by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      "she basically won the lottery" is a figure of speech. Something most humans grok. So, you're either a script or an obsessive-compulsive pedant. Either way, the odds aren't looking good for you. :-)

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    28. Re: Hah! by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      1/64, not 1/32

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    29. Re: Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1/64 is not sub 1%. How do you fail so badly at basic probability and get modded up to +4.

    30. Re: Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] They did not all land heads [...]

      Irrelevant. Replace coin toss with whatever you want, if the contest was fair each side had a 1/2 chance of winning it each time and, therefore, a (1/2)^6 chance of winning every time.

      The probabilities are as follows:

      drawing: 20/64 (31.25%)
      winning or losing by 2: 15/64 (23.44%)
      winning or losing by 4: 6/64 (9.38%)
      winning or losing by 6: 1/64 (1.56%)

    31. Re: Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the odds of hillary winning all six coin tosses are 20 times less likely than the odds of a 3-3 split!

      Parsing error?

      a = "3-3 split odds" = 20/64
      b = "20 times less" than a = a - 20a = 20/64 - 400/64 = -380/64

      The odds of Hillary winning all six coin tosses are -5.9375% (-593.75%)

      Fishy, indeed.

    32. Re: Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 100 tosses there are 95 different sequences of 6 consecutive tosses. The probability of tossing 6 consecutive heads is 1/64, so in 95 sequences one would expect 1/64 * 95 = 1.48 sequences of 6 heads. In other words, it's expected to happen at least once.

      I'm not sure my math is correct because those 95 different sequences are not independent experiments, so maybe someone versed in probability and statistics can check it and let us know.

      As far as humans sucking at generating random-looking data, that's general knowledge. We are good at finding patterns, we are baffled by chaos.

    33. Re: Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it any less likely then any other combination?

      Then any combination what?

    34. Re: Hah! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      The probability of someone winning all 6 coin tosses is 1/32.

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    35. Re: Hah! by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      What's the difference between a run of 6 consecutive tosses and an arbitrary selection of any 6 consecutive tosses made in history?

      Answer: Nothing.

      A run of 100 or 1,000 consecutive tosses could have 8 or 10 or 12 heads in a row. It's just as likely to *start* with 8 heads in a row as it is to have a run of 8 in the middle.

      What you have is an arbitrarily-linked set of 6 tosses out of the entire run of all tosses in history.

    36. Re: Hah! by Holi · · Score: 1

      I see you have trouble following simple conversations. You may want to see your doctor about this.

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    37. Re: Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, what a load of bollocks. This is not AT ALL how probability works.

    38. Re: Hah! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Take them individually and you find that something with a 50% chance happened each time, which is not a big surprise. Any surprise would be in the overall statistics, which could cover any number of different events. If each coin toss had a 50% chance for Hillary and a 50% chance for Bernie, that makes the statistics easy, and the individual circumstances do not matter. If we were doing a forensic evaluation, we conceivably could find that there were different situations with a systemic difference in results, but we'd be dividing the coin tosses into smaller buckets that way, not looking at them individually.

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    39. Re: Hah! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Wrong and non-insightful on two counts.

      First, a particular pattern in six coin flips has a 1/64 chance of happening, which is not sub-1%. Second, unless you think Bernie winning six of six would be completely unremarkable, you need to look at a two-tailed distribution, and figure the probability that either Hillary or Bernie would win all six. This is a 1/32 chance, which is very slightly more than a 3% chance.

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    40. Re: Hah! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I take it that Bernie winning all six tosses would have been completely unremarkable? Because if it would have been equally notable you have to calculate the chance that either Hillary or Bernie would win all six, which is 1/32, or a touch more than 3%.

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  7. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A coin toss? Really? Iowa needs to scrap the caucus system and have a proper primary.

    1. Re:Ridiculous by bobbied · · Score: 2

      Sounds to me like the "system" worked as designed, except that Hillary didn't walk away with a clear margin of victory. Don't worry, there is no way Sanders is going to beat the Clinton machine at this game. There is no way some crazy white guy calling himself a socialist is going to best "the Hill" like the unknown junior senator from Illinois did 8 years ago..

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    2. Re:Ridiculous by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 1

      There is no way some crazy white guy calling himself a socialist is going to best "the Hill" like the unknown junior senator from Illinois did 8 years ago..

      Obama was as pliable as Gumby. He danced like a puppet on strings and sold a lot of people on hope and change. I think he wasn't blocked like Bernie because he was all talk, no action. In reality, he delivered nothing that he ran on and to an outside observer from a policy perspective could have been confused as Bush's 3rd and 4th term. However to expect much honesty from a Chicago politician is probably the definition of gullible. Similar to expecting that Hillary, a clearly self serving person who has been well compensated by Wall St., will represent anyone in the 99%. Only Trump and Bernie would really shake things up, which is why I expect that they would be assassinated before they would be allowed to run things.

  8. She will ether be president or prisoner. by HornWumpus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Unless Hillary runs the next 'Justice' department she will go to federal prison.

    Don't get between her and the oval office, unless your insurance is paid up.

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    1. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Unless Hillary runs the next 'Justice' department she will go to federal prison.

      That's not true. She will be the next Henry Kissinger for 30-40 years. There's where the real power is, and without the gossipy press nosing around..

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    2. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      If a republican wins, she wears orange. The dirt that Bill had on them has gone past it's 'use by' date.

      Not sure if Sanders would help her evade justice. More than likely he would. Be he doesn't stand a chance in the general, unless the R's really fuckup. If he stands a chance, so does a 3rd party.

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    3. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      If a republican wins, she wears orange.

      Not so. She gets a preemptive pardon. If her nomination is in danger, Biden remains on standby.

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    4. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by bobbied · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Unless Hillary runs the next 'Justice' department she will go to federal prison.

      Don't get between her and the oval office, unless your insurance is paid up.

      Who are you kidding? She's not getting charged for ANY of this.

      At worst she gets dinged for some "process crime" like Sandy Berger did when he got caught with classified documents stuffed down his pants. There is no way the Obama administration lets her get charged on this unless she's ticked them off and they just want to throw her under the bus out of spite. They may be liberal progressives in the Whitehouse, but I don't see them as vindictive enough to do that to Hillary and blow up the democrat party in the process. Now if Joe Biden was running, then I can see the administration feeding Hillary to the sharks, but right or wrong he bowed out so the Hill is all they really have.

      Now if you had worked for Hillary during this time, you better be lawyered up already. You can bet that if there is enough to charge *somebody* here (and I firmly think there is) then I'd fully expect Hillary to be throwing as many others under the bus as necessary to avoid getting perpwalked. She will then plea bargain this down to some minor (non felony) crime and be out on bond seconds after the judge announces the amount. Now if you are Huma Aberdime (sp?) (AKA, Mrs Anthony Weiner AKA Carlos Danger) you best be thinking about how an orange jumpsuit is going to look with your hair color and who's going to be watching the home front (Keeping your husband off of Social Media under assumed names) while you are away...

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    5. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not sure Obama puts that kind of stain on his record for someone he doesn't like or trust.

      The push point will come when a FBI agent recommends indictment. Which should be soon.

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    6. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure Obama puts that kind of stain on his record for someone he doesn't like or trust.

      Of course he will. This is business, not personal.

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    7. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Will Obama give her a blanket pardon? I'm not sure. Especially if there are no charges yet filed.

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    8. Re: She will ether be president or prisoner. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      "Biden remains on standby"

      Wise words. Nothing matters except for the Convention. The floor can vote to suspend the rules, and then any nomination can be acted on.

      Biden v. Trump goes to Biden. The DNC doesn't need the box full of live grenades they have for candidates now.

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    9. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by bobbied · · Score: 2

      Getting Biden into the general would be some fancy footwork by the DNC at the convention given he's not been on the primary ballot anywhere. I'm not saying they cannot do it, but somebody would have to get Bernie Sanders to pull a Vince Foster disappearing act to make it happen or there would be lawsuits upon lawsuits in protest from all his supporters.

      The only way she gets pardoned is if she has been found guilty. That takes either a trial and a conviction or a guilty plea. A trial would take years to come and I don't see that there is enough time here for her to negotiate a plea, plead guilty and get pardoned given how much time we have before the election. Plus it would further harm her campaign which is showing signs of serious trouble given she cannot soundly beat Bernie Sanders in Iowa.

      Seriously, if she does get charged, nothing really changes for her. Yea, she endures some attack ads, but all she need say is it's a witch hunt by the "Vast Right Wing" which is out to smear her because they are mean, women haters or anything else that resonates with the base. It will only cost her a few votes overall in the general. It may cost her the election, but I doubt it will really matter in the end.

      But who are we kidding.. She's not going to be charged by this administration.

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    10. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be he doesn't stand a chance in the general, unless the R's really fuckup.

      You mean if they do something stupid like give their nomination to Cruz, Trump or Rubio?

    11. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In terms of "classified" documents being found on it, so far, no one has said if any of them were ever "classified" at the time they were sent.

      Yes, they have. Items sitting on the server in her house were from SAP material (above-top-secret stuff) that by its very definition is classified. We're talking about actual, current, operational intelligence - the sort of stuff that involves moles in foreign governments, satellite imagery from NRO systems, that sort of thing. The State Department has just said that there are over 20 emails just in this latest small batch that can't even be released in any sort of redacted form because the classified material in them is so sensitive. When she got the SoS gig, she signed the usual federal paperwork that says that if she becomes aware of classified material existing in channels that aren't appropriate (as in, government-controlled secure access systems) regardless of whether or not it is so "marked," that she is criminally liable for its mishandling if she doesn't immediately involve security personnel to secure it. She completely blew off that requirement.

      She also didn't release any of them to the public, without them going through the proper channels

      No, what she did was have her own personal staff (people without clearances!) go through 60,000-some emails and decide BEFORE ANYONE IN THE GOVERNMENT GOT A LOOK AT THEM which were or weren't "work related." Which means that even among the emails they eventually passed along, her non-cleared personal employees at her foundation were pawing through what we now know were SAP-level documents. Further, she took everything and burned it to some USB drives, and gave at least one to her NON-CLEARED lawyer, who then put it in his own personal safe. Crimes, again, at several points along the way.

      In other words, all the steps have been followed.

      No, they haven't. She explicitly went about conducting official government business, including the handling of Special Access Program material, on a non-secured private server in her home - all for her personal convenience and so that she could avoid FOIA requests looking at her government correspondence. So the very first step that should have been followed never was, right there. She never even had State set her up with a secure mail account in the first place. You understand that, right? She never even COULD have followed the rules because she chose to avoid even the very first step of following the rules. Then she failed the next requirement, which was to turn over ALL of her government-related records at the time she left office - again, something she chose not to do, and she had to get subpoenaed for the information and dragged the process out for years after she left office before delivering the information after she'd had her own staff handle it, destroying over half of it. That's another violation of the required process. The archivists at State are the ones who are supposed to decide what is, and isn't relevant from a record-keeping point of view. She deliberately prevented that step. She then stripped off all of the meta data and other header information from all of the emails she DID deliver, and provided them as context-less printouts, on 50,000 pieces of paper. And that's just her getting started on doing it all wrong.

      Until someone comes out and says that document so and so was classified at the time it was sent and was known or should have been known to be classified by the person sending it and/or receiving it, nothing wrong has occurred that crosses into any type of criminal offence of state secrecy laws.

      This has already been established. You're not paying attention. Inspectors General from multiple intelligence agencies have said that there was at-the-time classified material (including the holy grail, SAP-level material) running around on a non-secure computer in her house.

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    12. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Bartles · · Score: 2

      Who had their own privately managed server that they used to conduct all department business other than HC?

    13. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Bartles · · Score: 1

      If she's seen as the inevitable nominee, it's less likely that she will be indicted. But every time that BS proves himself as a viable candidate, the likelihood of Obama allowing an indictment goes up. Last I looked BS was way ahead in NH. This is how it works in a Democratic administration. When a Republican is president a special counsel is appointed in a matter of weeks.

    14. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Biden remains on standby.

      You mean he'd be.. *snigger* he'd be... *snort*

      Sorry. Ahem. He'd be - oh, wait, wait...

      *dons sunglasses* 8) ...Biden his time?

      YEEEAAAH

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    15. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except that anyone who isn't/hasn't been a high ranking politician with a party affiliation matching the current head of state would be sorting everything out from a jail cell with everyone investigating presuming they were guilty as F$*#.

    16. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only way she gets pardoned is if she has been found guilty. That takes either a trial and a conviction or a guilty plea.

      Pardons can be pre-emptive. In fact, that was just the case with Nixon.

    17. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he doesn't stand a chance in the general, unless the R's really fuckup

      ... like nominating someone who was born in Canada?

    18. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      30-40 years would mean she would be the next Kissinger until she's 100-110 years old.

      The current Kissinger is still a mere 92. Since his living tissues have clearly been replaced with some secret pre-Korean-War era military research product, it's likely that Hillary won't even get the job for a decade or so.

      If there's any of that stuff left, she could be the next Kissinger until about 2060.

    19. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

      Someone obviously has yet to read the real facts as we know them. Of all the emails, not a single one has yet to be shown it was CLASSIFIED AT THE TIME IT WAS SENT/RECEIVED! I can't state this enough. Absolutely yes, you are correct there were documents found which are SAP level, but so far, they were classified as that AFTERWARDS. If you read what has been said, the state department UPGRADED their classification level at the request of the intelligence departments. No one has yet said that these were classified when they were sent. No one has yet said that these should have been known to be classified when she sent them or received them.

      You are basically saying "look there are these classified documents here, she broke the law", The reality is "there are these NOW classified documents here, we need to do the normal sanitization process to deal with them, and investigate if they should have been known to be classified when they were sent." This is the state/point we are currently in at this moment, with people going over the data and trying to determine if a classification guideline was released to Hilary and her staff to inform them of the fact that kind of information was classified BEFORE the information was sent via email. No one has yet to state that such a classification guideline was given to her or her staff which cover the reasons for the classification of the emails in question.

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    20. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Will Obama give her a blanket pardon? I'm not sure. Especially if there are no charges yet filed.

      How do you grant a pardon for a crime she's not admitting too and hasn't been convicted of? As off the rails as I think Obama is constitutionally, I find it hard to believe he's going to do something like this. His legacy means more to him than Hillary does and I don't think he'd willingly sacrifice his interests to keep her off the hook anymore than I think he's going to let her get charged and damage his administration by throwing her under the bus.

      She's not being charged, at least before the 20'th of January 2017 she's not. If she is, this thing runs deeper and wider than just Clinton and the State Department, all the way up to the oval office and Obama isn't able to stop it, which I find highly unlikely. (Not that he's involved, but that he cannot stop it.)

      Now, her underlings are in serious danger. They will be looking for a scapegoat to take the fall and release some of the pressure on this subject by giving Hillary somebody else to blame. If that's you, you won't see the bus before it rolls over you.

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    21. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Of all the emails, not a single one has yet to be shown it was CLASSIFIED AT THE TIME IT WAS SENT/RECEIVED! I can't state this enough.

      Actually, you CAN say it enough. You already did. You're wrong, so continuing to say it is pointless.

      Let's keep this simple. Do you understand what SAP material is? Yes or no. Just say yes or no.

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    22. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until someone comes out and says that document so and so was classified at the time it was sent and was known or should have been known to be classified by the person sending it and/or receiving it, nothing wrong has occurred that crosses into any type of criminal offence of state secrecy laws.

      Dude, the Secretary of State has a degree of authority and responsibility that made it her job to actively classify stuff, not wait to find out if someone knows it should be classified. You aren't talking some low level bureaucrat, you're talking about the fourth in line to succeed the President of the United States if the Vice President, Speaker of the House, and President protem of the Senate are killed or incapacitated.

    23. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was her job to classify them, not to wait to see if they were classified. She had the authority, and the responsibility, and failed to use the former or fulfill the latter.

    24. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 2

      Please link such finding that says the data was classified and known to be at time of sending. Every article I have found says so far that no one has found evidence that any emails were classified at time of sending:

      http://news.yahoo.com/kerry-used-private-email-send-clinton-now-classified-222700568--politics.html
      "There was no indication that the information in Kerry's email was considered classified at any level at the time it was sent or if Kerry, then chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, would have considered it particularly sensitive"

      http://www.politico.com/story/2015/09/hillary-clinton-email-state-department-release-214246 " The messages are from January 21 and 22, 2011 and were forwarded to Clinton's private account by Deputy Chief of Staff Jake Sullivan"..."A State Department spokesman said that message, and the others deemed classified, were not marked as such when they were sent to Sullivan by other State officials." (so in other words, Sullivan was sent the message on unclassified systems and he simply forwarded to his boss, which means it was not Sullivan's or Clinton's fault, and is just the spread of a data spill event)
      "The other message deemed "SECRET" in Wednesday's release is only classified in a technical sense."..."It appears Abedin, now the vice chairwoman of Clinton's campaign, got the transcript from State officials who downloaded it off the Internet and were debating how to respond to the leak." (In other words, the classified document was on the internet, yep, somehow that is Hilary's fault according to you).

      http://www.nationaljournal.com/s/71316/justice-dept-may-probe-compromise-classified-info-hillary-clintons-email
      "As has been reported on multiple occasions, any released emails deemed classified by the administration have been done so after the fact, and not at the time they were transmitted"

      I could keep on going on and on and on, but so far, there has been nothing that I have seen which has said the emails that have been deemed to contain classified information were generated or created by Hilary and/or can be attributed to a fault that she caused.

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    25. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Bartles · · Score: 1

      The documents don't have to be marked classified. It's the information that is classified, not the document. Hillary Clinton knows this because she signed a non disclosure agreement that clearly states. This is the same NDA that David Petraeus signed, and was prosecuted for violating.

      She clearly violated this agreement in multiple ways, and anyone who takes 5 minutes to read it cannot deny that as a fact.

    26. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Informative

      So, you don't actually know what SAP material is. Why can't you just say that? Don't be embarrassed.

      If it's SAP, it's born classified. It doesn't matter how it's marked, or if markings have been removed by her or anyone who sent it to her. If it's on her personal server, and she knows it's there, she's a felon. It's that simple.

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    27. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

      Pardon for what? She didn't break any rules or any laws. At worse she either sent or received email that was later classified. It sucks but it wasn't malicious in the least. The Hillary hate is really over the top and childish. People need to grow the fuck up.

    28. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by rworne · · Score: 1

      Will Obama give her a blanket pardon? I'm not sure. Especially if there are no charges yet filed.

      It's possible.

      Gerald Ford pardoned Nixon *before* he was indicted over the Watergate scandal.

      Reading the pardon, I can see it as a template for Hillary: it'll take too long for a trial to start, harms the "tranquility of the nation", "for all offenses ... committed or may have committed". The pardon does not even need to mention why it is being given (though Ford's does).

      The best part about a preemptive pardon (before indictment) is that it stops the whole process cold. No need to further pursue an investigation if there will definitely be no charges filed? Stops the FBI investigation and saves the embarrassment of the spectacle of the DOJ ignoring the FBI report for political reasons. Kills any chance for a possible Republican administration to go after her too.

      Hillary can go on proclaiming her innocence and no one can challenge her anymore.

      The only problem with that is I (and probably you as well) do not see Obama willing to spend the political capital to do this, even if it is to save the election for his political party.

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    29. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Bartles · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to be marked classified at the time of sending. It's the information contained that matters.

      Look at the first clause. It's very clear, and yet you continue to hide behind this canard.

    30. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      If a republican wins, she wears orange.

      Right, just like how Reagan and H.W. Bush were fucked the second Clinton was elected president, and pressed forward with the Iran-Contra prosecutions.

      Oh, wait, that's not what happened, because these fuckers all play for the same team. The Republicans don't give a shit about Hillary's indictable war/corruption crimes, because 1) they've committed those crimes themselves and 2) plan on committing them again.

    31. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the PRIMARIES, yes. But for the General Election, Lunch-bucket Joe could still get on the ballot. THAT deadline occurs AFTER the nominating conventions. . .

    32. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Clinton wins, she could be impeached shortly after noon on January 20, 2017.

    33. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      & to put the cherry on top of this, is the much un-reported,,,,,, man who is doing time (ukraine or hungarian, i can't remember & now there is so much noise on the search engines you can't find it, grr). Convicted & sentenced for the crime of pawning the clinton email network.... Roll that all together & there are many people in the community who aren't sleeping well at nights & won't be for a long time,,,, if ever.

    34. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by vandamme · · Score: 1

      A lot of the young kids like Bernie, so he might get in.

      Of course, he hasn't told them about paying taxes for the rest of their careers to pay for his free shit. I'll be taking a dirt nap when the bill comes due.

    35. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      What reason do you have to think she did anything criminal? I've seen a lot of lies and baseless accusations (you'd think the Republicans would have learned something after the first dozen attempts to show she did something seriously wrong by blatantly partisan means, but apparently not), and a distinct lack of hard evidence.

      The email server issue needs to be investigated. It is being investigated, and it's too early to know how it's going to turn out. Apparently, it's never too early to throw around wild accusations.

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    36. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So lets see here:
      Story 1 is irrelevant to the question at hand
      Story 2 is 5 months old
      Story 3 is used only to disseminate a quote from a Clinton spokesman, leaving the unwary reader to assume that the quote is from a reporter relating established facts.
      Meanwhile there is a report out there suggesting that dissemination of the emails in question may have put lives at risk:
      http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/02/01/official-withheld-clinton-emails-contain-operational-intel-put-lives-at-risk.html

      How well does work on the Clinton campaign media team pay?

    37. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      How do you grant a pardon for a crime she's not admitting too and hasn't been convicted of?

      The same way Ford did it for Nixon. What, it's OK to do if it's one Republican for another, but somehow evil if it's one Democrat for another?

    38. Re: She will ether be president or prisoner. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Sanders vs Trump is more secure. Sanders is the better candidate for the Democrats defeating the Republicans. Hillary is too polarizing to get any crossover, and too boring to get a high turnout. She may defeat the invisible candidate of Sanders (last I saw an analysis, the other candidates were getting 10x or more exposure in the general media), but when the light is shined on them, Sanders is better for defeating the Republicans.

    39. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If she did wrong, what rule was in place that she broke? From what I saw on that, they are going after her for classified stuff because the "rules" against using a personal server didn't exist. The first witch hunt was for having a personal server. Then it was a Benghazi again, then there was discussion about classifications. But the reason it all started. The question of whether it was illegal to have a personal server. Was that ever answered?

      The bigger question is, when will the hateful Republicans stop spending billions investigating the Clintons. You don't like them. We get it. But 20+ years of constant investigations, and not a single conviction just wastes money. Stop wasting my money. I don't like her. I won't vote for her. But I want the Repbulicans to stop talking about her. The only person they love more than her is Pelosi. Back in Peak Pelosi, I couldn't go an hour without hearing someone talk about how much they love her, even if they show it by calling her an evil bitch. Any woman with any power is hated. Don't you see that's their appeal? Nobody talked about how bad Carly was. She disappeared. As the bad politicians should. The effort and attention on the Clintons increased their power, not decreased it.

      If Clinton wins, it'll be because of all the support the Republicans have given her, making sure she's in the news 24/7 for 20 years.

    40. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Who had their own privately managed server that they used to conduct all department business other than HC?

      Ah yes, the, "who else did it" when if you remove "all" from your qualifications, the answer is "all of them that had email". The others before her with email used personal email for department business. Yes, all of them. They also had the official email, which was used at least once (though in many cases, only by an underling). She's the first who didn't bother with the double email that everyone else had done. But nobody else was investigated for extensive use of personal email for business. Though they *all* did it.

    41. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Go ahead, have Obama do this. It will have nearly the same affect that Ford's blanket pardon of Nixon, with the Republicans paying dearly though the next couple of election cycles. Ford lost his election bid for a second term in 1976 after the Republicans lost ground in the House and Senate in 1974 when the voters voiced their displeasure. If Obama does the same thing, only in this case for one of his underlings, not a former president, you can bet the voters reaction would be not be good for the democratic party, which is already facing serious decline over the last 7 years. He'd be launching yet another torpedo into his party's already sinking ship.

      Also, please note that Ford's move was on very shaky legal footing and everybody knew it. It was never argued in court, so we really don't know if it would be upheld. Further, one of the primary legal theories used to justify Ford's action basically says "Nixon in accepting the pardon has effectively plead guilty to the crime(s) he's being pardoned for." I don't see Hillary being willing to plow that ground and accepting the pardon, nor do I see the Republicans just standing by and letting the pardon go unchallenged, especially given that it's likely they will control congress AND the Whitehouse come January 20, 2017.

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    42. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So you've changed your stance from "it's impossible" to "it's impractical". So, were you wrong them, or are you wrong now?

    43. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by bobbied · · Score: 1

      OK, Yes, Obama *could* try it and my original post was incorrect... Though I do believe that a preemptive pardon is illegal and would be found so by the courts.

      But, I cannot imagine that he would or that it would help Hillary in any way politically. It might save her jail time but at what cost to Obama's legacy and the democratic party? Not to mention that a pre-emptive pardon would very likely be adjudicated by the courts and IMHO found to be invalid. Just the spectacle of all this winding its way though the courts, regardless of the outcome, would damage the democratic party greatly, ruin the Clinton's public image forever and hand the republicans unprecedented power for many elections to come.

      Think about it. First, Obama would NEVER do this until AFTER the election, most likely in the last hours of his holding office. There are two scenarios to consider. 1. Hillary is the president elect or 2. she's not. If she's president elect, a preemptive pardon would only shield her from criminal prosecution and then only AFTER she's no longer president because once she takes office, the whole criminal case stops. You don't put the president on trial in criminal courts. The pardon would be pointless (and stupid), plus it doesn't prevent an impeachment which might make hers the shortest presidency in history. IF she's just a private citizen, having lost the nomination bid or the general election, then the pre-emptive pardon *might* help her. The question though is would Obama do it? I really don't see any reason that would motivate him to do this, take the hit to his legacy and damage the party. Given the obvious friction between the Clintons and Obama, I'd be surprised he'd take one on the chin for Hillary unless she's got some serious leverage on Obama we don't know about.

      For all I don't like about what he does, I do recognize that Obama is a smart guy, so he's not doing stupid stuff like granting a preemptive pardon to citizen Hillary who just lost the election, nor wasting his limited public good will granting President Elect Hillary Clinton a preemptive pardon that's pointless. If he does do this, he will have been forced into it to save his own skin, and made a stupid move that is unlikely to end well for him OR Hillary...

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    44. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Though I do believe that a preemptive pardon is illegal and would be found so by the courts.

      Wasn't for Nixon. History disagrees with you.

      I really don't see any reason that would motivate him to do this, take the hit to his legacy and damage the party.

      You assert damage to the party, based on the example of Nixon, yet refuse to acknowledge it's "legal" based on the example of Nixon. Pick one. Either Nixon is an example for both or neither. But picking the one you like and ignoring the other just makes you a hypocrite.

      As for why, it just makes sense. Billions of taxpayer money has been spent on the conservative conspiracy against the Clintons. Investigated constantly for anything and everything for 20+ years. Move on. As for the damage, it's not like she's president. He wouldn't do it if she were elected, but she won't be. So she'll be of no great importance, and not in the new government. So all the pardon will do is reduce taxpayer expense. Why do you want more taxes? Save taxes, pardon the Clintons. I don't like her. I don't care whether she goes to jail or not. It wouldn't bother me either way. What I hate is the billions of dollars spent trying to persecute the Clintons. Stop wasting my money.

    45. Re:She will ether be president or prisoner. by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Though I do believe that a preemptive pardon is illegal and would be found so by the courts.

      Wasn't for Nixon. History disagrees with you.

      Really? Last I heard, Nixon, who was never charged, never had is pardon challenged in court by either side. There is zero precedent to prove a pre-emptive pardon is legal or not except that Ford's action was never challenged. I don't think Hillary would be so lucky.

      You may think I'm partisan, but what Hillary did with the E-mail thing on a private server IS illegal. Somebody broke the law, apparently multiple somebodies did. It was a violation of State Department regulations, PLUS given the classified nature of some of the e-mails, multiple felonies where committed. Was it Hillary committing these crimes? Sure seems likely to me. Many of the classified E-mail messages she wrote herself, or where sent under her authority as if they came from her. Not to mention that if she even SAW classified data in an unprotected environment it was her responsibility under law, to take the necessary steps to report and secure the information to the best of her ability or it's a felony too.

      Now if you wan to believe Hillary's story that she didn't do anything wrong... Well, first you are going to have to pick which of Hillary's stories you are talking about, we are on the fourth or fifth version of this now.... You are going to have to explain how Hillary didn't commit a crime here. Is she incompetent enough to not recognize what classified information was? Was she so stupid that she not know it was being sent over an unsecure channel? You tell me, how does she get out of this, beyond a presidential pardon from Obama?

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  9. Seems Bill isn't the only Clinton ... by drnb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seems Bill isn't the only Clinton that can get some head when in need.

    1. Re:Seems Bill isn't the only Clinton ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or tail.

    2. Re:Seems Bill isn't the only Clinton ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or tail.

      Only Bill's cigar got tail, not Bill himself. That was key to his belief that he had "no sexual relations" with that woman.

    3. Re:Seems Bill isn't the only Clinton ... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Loosen your definition of tail. Bill eats ass. That is not an insult, it is a statement of fact.

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    4. Re:Seems Bill isn't the only Clinton ... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Or tail.

      Only Bill's cigar got tail, not Bill himself. That was key to his belief that he had "no sexual relations" with that woman.

      No, it's because in the particular state where the sex act occurred, sex is defined as penis penetrating vagina, so neither oral nor anal sex counts as sex.

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    5. Re:Seems Bill isn't the only Clinton ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you see the way he was looking at her during the final "victory speech"

      Papa goona get summmmm!!!

    6. Re:Seems Bill isn't the only Clinton ... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It wasn't state law that mattered, but that when asked if he had sex with her, the lawyers requested a definition of sex, and the definition given by the judge was more restrictive than the general use. Bill answered the only valid answer, and was impeached for it.

    7. Re:Seems Bill isn't the only Clinton ... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      I actually looked up the specific law for that state, and only penis-in-vagina was counted as sex.

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  10. It's all those campaign contributions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First large donations, now weighted coins, what's next?

    *this message is a lame attempt at humor. Any resemblance between your perception of this and your perception of reality is purely coincidental.*

  11. Give me ONE reason you'd vote Hillary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously - even if her opponent is Trump or Cruz or Rubio.

    Why the HELL would you vote Hillary!

    Tell me ONE thing she's done other than marry Bill.

    OK - a good thing. Putting classified intel data on an illegal shithouse server for the Chinese and Russians to find is NOT a good thing.

    1. Re:Give me ONE reason you'd vote Hillary! by Holi · · Score: 1

      Supreme Court nomination

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    2. Re:Give me ONE reason you'd vote Hillary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Supreme Court nomination

      Do you really want Ginsberg types deciding what's "hate speech" or allowing restrictions on political speech?

      REALLY?!?!?!?!

      You WANT Citizen's United to be overturned? THINK about what you're asking for - a government that's allowed to prevent speech criticizing politicians - but only that made by certain people that the government doesn't like.

      You REALLY want that?

      That's scary.

      And before you say, "I want the money out of politics!" you better check who the BIG donors tend to give money to - TWENTY of the top 25political contributors gave over $1 BILLION virtually entirely to DEMOCRATS.

    3. Re:Give me ONE reason you'd vote Hillary! by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      Yes? Though I'd MUCH rather have Bernie Sanders picking the Supreme Court justices

    4. Re:Give me ONE reason you'd vote Hillary! by lgw · · Score: 1

      While I have no idea who Trump would likely appoint, and it might well be decided on reality TV, that's still better than the nomination going to whoever donates the most to the Clinton Foundation (yes, that's the other ongoing FBI investigation - blatant pay-for-play).

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    5. Re:Give me ONE reason you'd vote Hillary! by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Blah blah blah. Citizen's United needs to be overturned. Corporations are NOT people. Get over it already, republican shill.

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    6. Re:Give me ONE reason you'd vote Hillary! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine voting for Hillary because I believe she supports the TPP, even though she waffled on it in the debates. This is enough to cause me to consider seriously voting Green or Libertarian or something. Not because they have a chance of winning, but because I can't stomach supporting someone that I believe supports the TPP.

      OTOH, I live in a state that's going to go Democrat anyway, so it doesn't matter what party I support for president. All I'll influence is the popular vote. Perhaps if it might make a difference I'd grind my teeth out of shape and vote for her. She does have a couple of decent planks in the platform that she might try to live up to.

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    7. Re:Give me ONE reason you'd vote Hillary! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      FWIW, she didn't send those emails, she received them. Still not good, but not entirely her fault. (And did she know they were, or ought to have been, classified? Did she have any reason to know?)

      I consider that a very stupid thing to have done, but it's not really clear that the state department email servers were any better. And seriously, email is equivalent to a post card. What is anyone doing transmitting anything even confidential over unencrypted email.

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  12. 97% odds against either winning all flips fairly by raymorris · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If the coins and flips were fair, the odds against either candidate winning all flips is 97%.

    Given that Clinton did win all six flips, the odds that the flips were fair is ... hmm?

  13. Probability by jklovanc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is a 1 in 64 chance of it happening. The odds are not all that bad.

    1. Re:Probability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, given that Iowa presidential caucuses happen once every four years we should expect this to happen about four times every thousand years. Nothing unusual in that at all...

    2. Re:Probability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what of the probability of the two being named "Hillary" and "Sanders"? That's even less likely to re-occur!

    3. Re:Probability by smelch · · Score: 2

      The interval in time doesn't matter in terms of how unlikely it is to happen. One in sixty four times is the fundamental measurement here. Using that to determine the length of time on average it happens isn't useful or relevant. Especially considering that it's more likely to have happened at least once than not happen at all after 43 attempts. Basically the smart money is to bet that it will happen again within 172 years not your 250. And if we're going to make all the assumptions you made, our country is over 172 years old so this seems like we were due to me.

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    4. Re:Probability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1/64 .01562500000000000000

      less than 2% you say ? or 98.5% against it ?

    5. Re:Probability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like someone should try to learn and understand statistics... and that just because it'll happen 4 times every thousand years, doesn't mean it'll never happen, and that when it does happen it's cheating..

      it means it will happen, if it happens 4 times in a row then maybe you'd have a case to call it unusual,

    6. Re:Probability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, there's a 63 in 64 chance that Hillary's already cheating.

    7. Re:Probability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we were due

      That's not how probability works.

    8. Re:Probability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a 2 in 64 chance; we can assume that Sanders winning all 6 would have been deemed equally "newsworthy". In fact, I'd guess that winning only 5 out of 6 would have been enough to interest the talking heads, which brings the probability to 14/64.

    9. Re:Probability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my doctor said "according to this test, you have a 1 in 64 chance of having inoperable brain cancer" I'd be happy.

    10. Re:Probability by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      By that logic anyone who won a lottery jackpot must be cheating.

  14. Hillary Clinton is the worst that can happen to US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hillary Clinton is the worst thing that can happen to US.

  15. Must have been the new NFL type coin flip... by DewDude · · Score: 2

    where they just throw the coin in the air and declare it flipped.

  16. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by jklovanc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Low probability things do happen.

  17. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Orgasmatron · · Score: 2

    I'd look elsewhere for caucus fraud (and there are already reports coming out). A conspiracy to cheat the coin tosses would be huge and impossible to keep quiet.

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  18. Would put it past them by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 2

    I have absolutely no trouble imagining the Clinton campaign giving its people loaded coins. Not that I have proof that that's what happened.

    1. Re:Would put it past them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can imagine Jesus and Santa cheating on a coin toss to see who people like best, that doesn't increase the chance that it actually happened.

      Imagining things doesn't make them real.

      Hilary has no real motive to cheat on Iowa. The math clearly says she already has the nomination in the bag. Why bother when she appears to already win the nomination by a landslide?

      You contend that her campaign itself would risk cheating on a coin toss to win Iowa because why? She really wants Iowa? Looks like Sander will win New Hampshire, so Hilary isn't going to get a 100% win on nomination. Unless it comes down to 6 coin tosses again in New Hampshire and the same thing happens again I think you're an idiot to think it's some grand conspiracy.

      There is no real motive, there is no real gain. You'd have to be dumb to think this would be a good idea for Hilary whom any non made for TV expert would tell you is gonna get the nomination.

      You guys realize the 'news' makes money by hyping up the race being close, even if it's not really that close? Don't get me wrong. it's closer than most people thought Sanders could get, but it's not close enough that he has any chance to win.

      Your conspiracy theory is weak. I think Hilary won the coin toss because Bill Clinton is really Magneto and until you prove me wrong my theory stands.

    2. Re:Would put it past them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think coins were ever actually flipped at all?

    3. Re:Would put it past them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hurr durr conspiracy against Sanders. You guys are too much

  19. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Holi · · Score: 2

    Well considering these were 6 different coin flips in 6 different locations with 12 different people calling heads or tails, how can you group them together. It seems odd, but is it really?

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  20. Re:Hillary Clinton is the worst that can happen to by Holi · · Score: 2

    I could think of a couple of worse candidates.

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  21. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    Given that Clinton did win all six flips, the odds that the flips were fair is ... hmm?

    So are you are implying that:

    1) Hillary rigged the coin toss in 6 physically disparate locations in which the need for the coin toss could not have been predicted before hand?

    Or

    2) HIllary rigged the coin toss in all precincts prior to the caucus on the off chance that she and Bernie would poll as a dead heat?

    And by Hillary I don't mean her personally, but people in her campaign or associated with her campaign that wanted to see her win. Hell it could even had been Trump supporters for all the sense that rigging a coin toss makes.

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  22. Because f--- logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6 coin tosses correspond to P = 0.5^6 = 0.015625. That is less an 1.6% chance of getting all 6 correct.

    1. Re:Because f--- logic by Holi · · Score: 0

      But that logic fails, that only works if it came up heads every time (it didn't). So that throws all your math out the window. Each toss was 50 /50 and each toss had nothing to do with any of the others.

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    2. Re:Because f--- logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says the loaded coins all had to favor heads? They just need to know which way the coin was loaded for each toss to call the right outcome...

    3. Re:Because f--- logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that logic fails, that only works if it came up heads every time (it didn't). So that throws all your math out the window. Each toss was 50 /50 and each toss had nothing to do with any of the others.

      Toss 10 fair six-sided dice all at once.
      Each die doesn't care what the others did.
      I guarantee that getting them all to come up 6 together is a lot less probable than the 1/6 chance it takes for any one of them to come up 6.

    4. Re:Because f--- logic by smelch · · Score: 1

      Ever been to vegas? Ever seen six or more black come up in a row at a roulette table? The odds are even lower for that to happen but I see it all the time.

      "But, but, but roulette wheels are spinning all the time and there are multiple tables! You'll see it way more often!"

      True, as opposed to coin tosses which only existed here, right? It's not that rare of an event, just shitty luck for Bernie.

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    5. Re:Because f--- logic by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      You need to learn a little probability.
      The probability of a coin being flipped and coming up with a chosen side is 50%. Each subsequent flip has the same chance. When you calculate the probability for a chain of events you multiply the probabilities together. Therefore the probability that six coins were tossed and they all came up with Hillary's choice is 0.5^6 = 1.6%.

      It does not need to be the same side coming up every time. It just needs to be the side where Hillary wins. The odds are the same.

    6. Re:Because f--- logic by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Your third sentence said exactly the same thing you're disagreeing with.

      P (probability) = 0.5 (50/50 chance) ^ 6 (number of tosses).

      Have a day.

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    7. Re:Because f--- logic by Bartles · · Score: 1

      I once rolled 7 double 6's in a row to win a game of RISK.

  23. Re: 97% odds against either winning all flips fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So 6 coins tossed in 6 different locations, handled by 6 different sets of people were all somehow rigged by the Clinton campaign? She really can run an organized campaign.

    I'm not a Hillery supporter but I can't believe the integrity of that many Iowans could be that compromised at random locations.

    Please take a breath note and then. The air will do you good.

  24. Iowa, big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole process of the Iowa caucus screams of corruption.

  25. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by HornWumpus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm reminded of Bush-Gore. Where the sole R representative in the ballot counting room had been a D 3 years earlier. They tried to close the doors and were barely stopped from flat stealing the election.

    It's easy to cheat on a coin toss, if the people aren't really who they say they are.

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  26. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Add a little Bayes to your analysis - what is a reasonable a priori estimate that Clinton would bother to cheat at these coins? Even if it were 1%, the 3% chance of it happening under fair conditions would mean that the probability of cheating given the outcome would be only 25%.

  27. SubjectsInCommentsAreStupidCauseTheSubjectIsTFA by lesincompetent · · Score: 1

    In other news the usa is increasingly looking like one of the many banana republics it created. The same methods used for the outer reaches of empire are starting to poison their inventor.

    1. Re:SubjectsInCommentsAreStupidCauseTheSubjectIsTFA by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, this is true.

  28. US democracy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... decided by money and coin tosses.

    Your "democracy" is the laughing stock of the rest of the world.

    1. Re:US democracy... by Holi · · Score: 1

      Why are you claiming that the Democratic Caucus, which is run by the Democratic Party (a private institution), for the purpose of choosing a candidate to run in the election under the Democratic banner, has anything to do with how we run our elections. It is the way the Democrats choose their candidate, the Republican party can do it how they see fit, and it does nothing to stop any third party candidate. But to claim that it in anyway shows the state of how we as a country run our actual election is ludacris. The party members choose by the rules they implement, which is how it should be.

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    2. Re:US democracy... by Holi · · Score: 1

      One of these days I will actually use the preview.

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    3. Re:US democracy... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      You might also consider using your browser's spelling checker to catch the most obvious errors.

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    4. Re:US democracy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably the parent doesn't realize that the leader of a party in a parliamentary democracy (Britain, Canada etc.) is picked much the same way...e.g. the 'party members' pick the leader in whatever way that party chooses...still though...picking a leader via coin toss seems particularly random & hardly a reasonable approximation of 'democracy'.

  29. That's one perk for establishment candidates... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    Control over the money supply.

  30. Silver side by avandesande · · Score: 1

    She picked the silver side.....

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    1. Re:Silver side by bobbied · · Score: 1

      She picked the silver side.....

      And the Sanders folks didn't have a penny for the toss? Poor college kids are all alike.

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  31. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the coins and flips were fair, the odds against either candidate winning all flips is 97%.

    Given that Clinton did win all six flips, the odds that the flips were fair is ... hmm?

    Isn't it 98.5%?

  32. Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why on Earth would anyone ever actually vote for Hillary Clinton? She is a horrid shitstain of a human being who belongs in prison. She is power-mad and worse, part of a dynasty. We don't need that shit in America. So, who are you people who support her? More importantly, WHY do you support her? How can you possibly reward her lawbreaking with an election to the highest office in the land? The arguments I've seen so far are that she's a woman so women should vote for her, and voting Hillary is a kind of protest vote against Trump. Look, there's already Sanders for people who want to throw their votes away, you don't need two protest candidates. I am really geniunely curious how so many of you out there can support her.

    Oh, and for anyone who doesn't think it was a big deal: what if Senator Ted Cruz kept his own private email server that was promptly rooted by several foreign countries, and routed classified emails through there? Kind of puts the right perspective on Hillary's crimes, don't you think?

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    1. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Holi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why choose Hillary? Well for 1 she already wields a lot of political power, 2 She has the support of a large portion of the wealthy and elites, meaning she will have backing to force things through Congress. 3 She will nominate a SC judge to keep the court from becoming too lopsided. 4. A lot of women would like to see a woman president. 5. because it will enrage the far right and they tend to be ridiculous and ineffective when enraged.

      On a side note, I'll vote for her before Trump or Cruz, but as it stands now none of those three have my vote.

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    2. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by entropy01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not a Clinton supporter but my 2 cents: Her supporters like progressivism and are willing to turn a blind eye to the shenanigans. They aren't principled. At least not in a moral sense.
      The most common answer that I hear: "It's time for a woman to be president."
      I didn't know that genitals were a qualification for any job other than porn.

    3. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She is a horrid shitstain of a human being who belongs in prison.

      The whole /etc of my email server just sprayed all over my lovely keyboard!

    4. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Hillary's case, I'm gonna say she is many years past the qualification.

    5. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh, and for anyone who doesn't think it was a big deal: what if Senator Ted Cruz kept his own private email server that was promptly rooted by several foreign countries, and routed classified emails through there? Kind of puts the right perspective on Hillary's crimes, don't you think?

      Uh, no. No it doesn't. Ted Cruz might have his judgment questioned, but only the most partisan idiot would say he'd done something illegal. If George W. Bush had done the same thing, it might have been something for the Daily Show to laugh at, but not even Salon would have called for impeachment.

      Right now, a group of avowed Clinton haters is still trawling through Clinton's emails trying to find some case where she might have accidentally mislabeled an email or sent it to the wrong person. That's how pathetic this is.

      To most of the world, it looks like yet another witch-hunt against a political couple that, for some reason, many on the far right in the US decided they actively hated in 1992 and as a result have held the couple to a bizarrely high standard they'd never do with any other politician.

      And before you make assumptions: I'm not a fan of the woman. Her politics are far from mine. I'm depressed the current primaries are between her and someone I suspect isn't what he claims to be, and who, in any case, would probably result in four years of ideological gridlock if he won.

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    6. Re: Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by rworne · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Easy enough:
      I'm not a supporter, but I can see the reason.

      1. She is what the democrat establishment wants as a nominee. She seems inevitable, so why not toss your support behind the supposed winner?

      I do not think she would be that big of a deal if there were another viable "mainstream" candidate in the ring on the D side. Sanders may appear viable now, but he might not have that appeal in a general election. I do not think Sanders appeals to the bulk of rank and file moderate democrats. It's the radical left wing carrying him at this point.

      2. She has a "D" next to her name. No matter how bad the candidate, party loyalists would rather hold their nose than to pick a candidate (even a possibly better one) in the opposite party. Not that I am claiming it exists here, but it can.

      3. She's untouchable. It's pretty much assumed she'll walk away with at most a fine from this, if not a full, possibly preemptive pardon. it does not matter if she looks dirty, it comes with being a Clinton. It's expected of them.

      4. Nothing will pull the democrats together more than the prospect of losing the White House for the next 4-8 years with all those aging Supreme Court justices waiting to keel over.

      It's not just the Democrats going through this now. The Republican Party wants its chosen candidates and they get Trump and Cruz instead. Both parties are having to fight popular sentiment to get their candidates in the general election.

      Watching both parties try to thwart popular opinion is proving to be quite entertaining, but not nearly as entertaining as a Trump vs Sanders in the general election will be.

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    7. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll vote for her before Trump or Cruz

      Trump is the only candidate the powers-that-be in Davos appeared the least bit concerned about. Hillary, on the other hand, will fit right in with that crowd. You people bitch and moan about the "one percent" but when you're given the unique opportunity to vote for someone the "one percent" don't like you run right into the arms of your preferred statists.

    8. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Who rooted Hillary's server?

    9. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Because she's not Saunders. Whether she's better than Saunders is a different matter; whether she's a non-lethal candidate is an even more distinct consideration.

    10. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by larkost · · Score: 3, Informative

      Your "They aren't principled. At least not in a moral sense." is an example of what is wrong with politics today, and you should be ashamed of posting it. Everyone, including Hillary Clinton, agrees that using a private email server was a bad idea. Obviously it makes complying with all of the document retention rules that were in force harder, but that is not the same thing as impossible. At the time she had it setup that was a fairly common practice, one done by other department heads and her predecessor.

      On the classification side of things, there is not a lot of solid information about whether something bad was actually done or not. Yes there are seven email threads (twenty-some emails in all) that contain information that is now considered classified. So far no-one with any knowledge of those emails directly has commented on whether that information was classified when those emails were sent. We have heard that those emails did not have classified markers on them, but that again does not mean that the information was not classified at that time.

      If the information in those emails was not classified at the time it was sent, then there has been no real wrongdoing here. If it was classified, and there was wrongdoing, then we finally have something to talk about. But up to now this is all unfounded allegations, conducted as part of a witch-hunt (that is an accurate description of the Congressional Bengazi hearings) that has already been called by it's leaders politically motivated. If people really think that this was an issue, and are not partisanly motivated, why is no-one looking into those other department heads or her predecessors?

      So, saying people who support Hillery Clinton are not morally principled is an example of unprincipled partisanship. Please wait for facts before accusing anyone, let alone making accusations about their supporters. There is plenty to legitimately disagree about in the actual issues in the campaign, without resorting to unsubstantiated mud-slinging.

    11. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today I learned FBI agents take a vow of Clinton hating.

    12. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Bartles · · Score: 2

      Those are all reasons to not vote for Machiavelli.

    13. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

      Careful, Citizen! President for Life Hillary can't really support this kind of childish nonsense. I highly recommend you tone it down just a touch, if you know what's good for you. We're all in this together. It takes a village to raise a child.

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    14. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Why on Earth would anyone ever actually vote for Hillary Clinton?

      Really? She's the potential President whose popularity most boggles your mind in this election?

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    15. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by StevenMaurer · · Score: 1

      Given the way you stated your question, I know you're not actually looking for an answer. But I'll give you mine anyway. I've been torn for a while until the Sanders supporters convinced me that he really isn't a serious candidate, and so have naturally gravitated toward her.

      Here is what I like about her:

      • Her proposals are reforms that actually get the support of the business community. I fail to understand how my fellow Democrats can say "Not all Muslims are evil terrorists!" and then turn about and say "All people on Wall Street are evil!!!1!!1!". Yes, there are reforms that need to be made, but setting the rules to separate the good actors from the bad actors is going to not only have a chance of getting enacted, but actually work as well.
      • I love the fact that she pisses off both the extreme right and extreme left. You know. The morons who make up bullshit because they want it to be true.
      • Both the extreme right and left, but mostly the extreme right, like to lie out of their asses about her. Obama's "death panels" and "birth certifits"? Bitch, please. She's been accused of running cocaine flights out of little rock and personally murdering one of her best work friends, Vince Foster. It's all lies, and I'd support her just for that alone.
      • All the personal reports say that she has an absurdly loyal staff. That doesn't come from being "power-mad". It means that she's an excellent boss. Judge the character of someone by the way they treat the help.
      • The standoffishness you see in her is her being only barely tolerant of all these asshole shit-flingers. I like that. Maybe Obama can smile at those sorts of people, but personally I like that look of disdain she gets when some idiot starts quoting Rush or Beck or Hannity at her.
      • She's succeeded at basically everything she's ever tried. They can only admit it anonymously, but as a senator, she got along quite well with Republicans. As a Secretary of State, she was even more effective in representing US interests.
      • She makes it a point, when campaigning, not to overpromise to voters. This costs her in popularity. Who doesn't want to be promised rainbows and unicorns? But it's fundamentally more honest to say, "Given the views of the country right now, that just ain't gonna happen".
      • Yeah, she's a woman. But there's more than just symbolism at play here. In a business study, women CEOs have been found to be more effective than men are. Especially past the age of 40. That's just the facts.

      You want to disagree? Fine. But if you do, please make it interesting. I'm tired of all the "bros" of various stripes parroting what they read, and arguing based on emotionalism. How much you "hate" someone. It's not so much annoying as it is uninteresting.

    16. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Good point. Anything that pisses off the religious right is well worth it, in and of itself. But wouldn't a president Sanders also piss off the religious right? I mean, he's not even a Christian, is he?

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    17. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      But it also has to piss off the loony left. So Sanders is right out.

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    18. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hillary is patting herself of the back for running her own server.

      Think of the alternatives. On the one hand she's under investigation for the server, on the other she's under indictment because she is unable to hide her email trail of malfeasance.

      The investigation is much better then letting anybody actually get her emails.

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    19. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Who didn't?

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    20. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by khallow · · Score: 4, Informative

      Your "They aren't principled. At least not in a moral sense." is an example of what is wrong with politics today, and you should be ashamed of posting it.

      Ok, let's look at your argument.

      On the classification side of things, there is not a lot of solid information about whether something bad was actually done or not. Yes there are seven email threads (twenty-some emails in all) that contain information that is now considered classified. So far no-one with any knowledge of those emails directly has commented on whether that information was classified when those emails were sent. We have heard that those emails did not have classified markers on them, but that again does not mean that the information was not classified at that time.

      In other words, she committed a felony right there by creating and maintaining the server right here since classified information was sent repeatedly and corrective action not taken.

      It's also worth noting here that there's a lot more than a handful of "email threads". We have spy satellite data stripped of its classified information - that's a felony for whoever did that. We have people, particularly, Sidney Blumenthal without a clearance given access to this information. That is a felony right there. And then we have Clinton instructing an aide to strip classified markings from an email. That is a felony right there.

      And it's worth noting that this particular email setup has already allowed Clinton to evade FOIA requests. I believe that is a felony as well.

      So, saying people who support Hillery Clinton are not morally principled is an example of unprincipled partisanship. Please wait for facts before accusing anyone, let alone making accusations about their supporters. There is plenty to legitimately disagree about in the actual issues in the campaign, without resorting to unsubstantiated mud-slinging.

      Fuck you. This sort of weaseling is exactly why I agree that Clinton supporters are remarkably unprincipled. Notice that you aren't arguing that Clinton didn't commit these crimes, but rather that we can't prove it.

    21. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by rossz · · Score: 1

      Right now, a group of avowed Clinton haters is still trawling through Clinton's emails trying to find some case where she might have accidentally mislabeled an email or sent it to the wrong person. That's how pathetic this is.

      You are ignoring the emails where HRC specifically tells her staff to remove the "classified/secret" labels from an email before resending it over an insecure fax machine. Claiming it was an accident is not believable when you admit to violating the law.

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    22. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "If the information in those emails was not classified at the time it was sent, then there has been no real wrongdoing here"

      Factually incorrect.

      Clinton set up a private, non-secured server with the intent of conducting not just high- but top-level government business on it.

      How did she intend to ensure that no one was going to *send* her classified information via that server?

      I'll answer that for you: She couldn't. There's simply no possible way.

      This whole conversation is so surreal. She's not some county clerk. She was the ($%*ing SECRETARY OF %(*$*ING STATE. The buck STOPS WITH HER. With the sole exception of *literally* the President of the United States, there is no one to point to and say -- "No! That guy! He's the one who's responsible!!"

      This whole concept about a "smoking gun" email on the server is a misdirection cooked up by her lawyers and political advisors to try to get the issue bogged down in exactly the way you are conveniently accomodating. The EXISTENCE OF THE PRIVATE SERVER *IS* THE SMOKING GUN. Why aren't you listening to the thousands of military and federal employees, all with clearances far less sensitive than hers, who are saying, "Man, if I did that I'd be fired and prosecuted before you could say 'Hillary Clinton."?

    23. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ADDENDUM: The funny thing is that, even if we ignore the prime issue -- i.e., the very existence of the private server -- you are STILL factually incorrect.

      * If, via an unclassified system, I receive information that I believe to be classified, guess what? I am responsible for reporting it. To be even more clear, it is a FEDERAL CRIME to NOT report it.

      * Now you have to convince me that the SECRETARY OF *$#ing STATE, this Hillary Clinton who is supposedly so smart and shrewd, is receiving material that is literally classified above Top Secret (according to the NYT), and somehow didn't think it was or even should be classified.

    24. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      She's succeeded at basically everything she's ever tried.

      Really? When Bill was POTUS, he gave her free reign to fix health care. NOTHING got fixed.

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    25. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the shill(ary).

    26. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by StevenMaurer · · Score: 1

      You seem to imagine that the President, rather than Congress, writes the laws in this country. I think a lot of people's frustrations stem from this basic misunderstanding.

    27. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather vote for Machiavelli, than have any of the zealots in the office.

      It's the lesser of all evils we're voting for here, not the pride of humanity. The dream of a stalwart POTUS in the 21st century, is just that. A dream.

    28. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice that you aren't arguing that Clinton didn't commit these crimes, but rather that we can't prove it.

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but if society and the Government (see DOJ, and Congress) doesn't choose to pursue the necessary action required to bring Clinton to the guilty verdict that is purportedly true, expect to be disappointed that the standards of reality that you wish existed, don't.

      If you feel anything more than a slight annoyance by this fact, you just might be the one who has a problem.

    29. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by cpm99352 · · Score: 2

      You say " the information in those emails was not classified at the time it was sent, then there has been no real wrongdoing here".

      Demonstrably false. If the person had reason to believe the material should be classified then they are obliged to treat it as classified.

      Given that we know some e-mails were SCI-level intelligence, there is reasonable suspicion she should have believed it should be treated as classified.

      If you disagree, is she really competent to be reading classified material in the first place?

    30. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by cpm99352 · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the Fox link, but here is an example of email that cannot be justified. People will die as a result of this.

      "At least one of the emails on Hillary Clinton's private server contained extremely sensitive information identified by an intelligence agency as "HCS-O," which is the code used for reporting on human intelligence sources in ongoing operations, according to two sources not authorized to speak on the record."

    31. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Notice that you aren't arguing that Clinton didn't commit these crimes, but rather that we can't prove it."

      If you can't prove she committed a crime then she didn't do anything wrong. Innocent until proven guilty.

      There's no need to argue anything other than you can't prove it.

    32. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

      She is not part of a dynasty. That woman has busted her ass since she was a teenager to help the little guy out. She was brought up middle class and married the son of a salesman who was similarly motivated. A dynasty is more like, Granpa was a senator, Poppie was the President and my brothers and I are governors and senators.

      What is with the vitriol? She really is being judged unfairly and I don't get why. Is it because she's a woman? This reminds me of the over the top Obama hate we see from the crazy republicans.

    33. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      To most of the world, it looks like yet another witch-hunt against a political couple that, for some reason, many on the far right in the US decided they actively hated in 1992 and as a result have held the couple to a bizarrely high standard they'd never do with any other politician.

      This it the main reason I fear her getting the nomination: if it was Bernie, the Right will be resigned and apathetic; if it's 'Billary', their dead will crawl back up from Hell just to vote 'Anybody but Hillary'. They will then hang around, as it will absolutely be Hell on Earth.

    34. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what pisses most of us off is that she won't get any punishment for it, whereas if I had done that my ass would be in prison or jail right now.

    35. Re: Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand that in the Trump vs. Sanders debates they plan to issue ear plugs to the first 10 rows of seats.

      There is going to be a lot of angry yelling on that stage.

    36. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Trump's popularity is not at all surprising because the media loves to give him free marketing and he doesn't come across as part of the establishment.

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    37. Re: Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      It's not just the Democrats going through this now. The Republican Party wants its chosen candidates and they get Trump and Cruz instead. Both parties are having to fight popular sentiment to get their candidates in the general election.

      Except that the Republican "chosen candidate" (Jeb Bush)* is already out of the running, while it seems likely that the Democrat's "chosen candidate" will win the nomination, even if she loses the primaries.


      *It looks like the Republican establishment has chosen Rubio as its fallback candidate.

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    38. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but if society and the Government (see DOJ, and Congress) doesn't choose to pursue the necessary action required to bring Clinton to the guilty verdict that is purportedly true, expect to be disappointed that the standards of reality that you wish existed, don't.

      Here's the problem, buttercup. If Clinton can break these important rules with impunity, then what else will she or her allies break?

      If you feel anything more than a slight annoyance by this fact, you just might be the one who has a problem.

      Being jaded is not a virtue.

    39. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being a woman is not all about having a vagina. It's also about sensitivity, irrationality, baby brain, crying, mood swings, "math is hard", "get Bill to do it!", irrationality, having a firm grasp of a mental model of the world that is completely wrong, 'sketty, greed, and xanax.

    40. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by khallow · · Score: 1

      If you can't prove she committed a crime

      I consider the matter settled. She has committed multiple felonies even if the Obama administration chooses not to indict and convict her for those crimes. We have for example her email instructing an aide to break the law.

    41. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you. This sort of weaseling is exactly why I agree that Clinton supporters are remarkably unprincipled. Notice that you aren't arguing that Clinton didn't commit these crimes, but rather that we can't prove it.

      It's innocent until proven guilty in this country, not "innocent until public opinion thinks otherwise".

      THAT'S a principle, and fuck you right back if you don't think that's the way it should work.

    42. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Not a Clinton supporter but my 2 cents: Her supporters like progressivism and are willing to turn a blind eye to the shenanigans. They aren't principled. At least not in a moral sense. The most common answer that I hear: "It's time for a woman to be president." I didn't know that genitals were a qualification for any job other than porn.

      I'm not a Clinton supporter either, not even a Democrat, but my 2 cents: All the shenanigans really do seem to be mostly Republican bluster with no substance. While I personally am not happy with the entire email thing, that she's a lawyer acting with the power of the Secretary of State before the laws that made what she did illegal, I bet what she did was probably ethical, as in adhering to the letter of the law, at least enough to argue in court and show reasonable doubt. As for her supporters, I know plenty of Democrats and few Hillary supporters, but still they will vote for her if Bernie doesn't get the nomination because she is the lesser of two evils in our two party system, and while they are not happy with her, they sure as hell don't want Trump or Cruz to be President.

    43. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Why on Earth would anyone ever actually vote for Hillary Clinton?

      Well, she is one of the more experienced people running. Lawyer, Senator, Secretary of State beats most of the other candidates.

    44. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "it wasn't marked classified" excuse is inoperative because she signed a document on her second day in office showing that she knew that not all classified information is marked.
      The "it wasn't classified when sent" excuse is inoperative because the State department has now confirmed that at least a subset of the emails were classified when sent. At least for that subset there is no longer an interagency dispute.
      The "it was classified, but I didn't do it, my aides did it without my knowledge" excuse is inoperative because there are emails of her asking for someone to remove classification markings from a doc and forward it. There is also her request that George Mitchell email her the response of the Italian govt. to wikileads. That material is "born classified" and so she is soliciting someone to send her classified material on an unsecure system.
      I predict an indictment followed by a pardon.

    45. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Why? Let's start with the basics: She is a decent human being who's been the target of Swiftboating for years now. Her detractors probably should have learned from the first dozen futile partisan Congressional witch-hunts about Benghazi, but apparently not. What I learned from the whole process is that there's a lot of people trying to use Hitler's Big Lie technique against her, so I'm very skeptical about any claims of her wrongdoing that don't come with lots of substantiation. The FBI is investigating her email server, and we'll see how that goes.

      Do you have any evidence that her server was promptly rooted by several foreign countries, or that she routed classified emails through there? I've seen speculation that her private email server might have been no more secure than what the State Department was running, and I know there were classified emails on there, but that's not the same thing in either case.

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    46. Re: Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's the radical left wing. I think he has very broad popular support. The paid-for media has been pushing the idea that he can't win, and trying hard to suppress support for him. And failing - look how close Iowa was: statistically equal support.

    47. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Hillary was supposed to lobby both sides for a better health care law. Contrary to the claim of the poster I replied to, she utterly failed.

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    48. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha the fact she has a large support of the rich and elite means she won't do the things required to fix the USA. The world is watching, and hoping, that Sanders becomes president so the world can be a lot more peaceful and accelerate our advancement.

    49. Re: Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the USA, where a barely left wing candidate is declared radical left wing.

    50. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by khallow · · Score: 1

      It's innocent until proven guilty in this country, not "innocent until public opinion thinks otherwise".

      Absolutely not. The whole point of elections is precisely so that the public can do that very sort of thing and judge politicians any way they choose. And it's worth noting here that no indictment of Clinton will move forward unless the US President chooses to allow it to move forward.

      Finally, I think Clinton has once again been proven guilty. There is yet again a remarkable disinterest in her so far successful attempts to evade the laws concerning classified information and FOIA requests.

    51. Re:Can a Hillary supporter step up and explain? by StevenMaurer · · Score: 1

      And Obama "failed" to get all the racists to like him. Your point?

      The first lady only holds respect. If there was any failure, it was on the President's part. Republicans hate healthcare reform.

  33. Re: 97% odds against either winning all flips fair by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    The odds for Hillary were always 100% - Bernie doesn't believe in money.

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  34. Re: 97% odds against either winning all flips fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of those tosses are recorded on film, too, if you go through the original article and links. Not all, though.

  35. Not true. Clinton lost at least one coin flip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is the proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONP9oKpyjQ4

  36. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More likely Hillary Shills conducted the coin toss in an underhanded manner and Sander's proxies didn't have the balls to call them on it.

  37. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    You know, it depends on how you flip it, which apparently you can do without having any ill intent.

    Years ago in playing some games with co-workers, a coin toss was part of something. I would occasionally get about 8-10 in a row.

    People used to kind of freak out, because I'd flip the same thing a bunch of times and they said it was statistically impossible. I said I just flipped the coin and they could see me do it.

    Much later I saw things which suggested if you know how to flip it, you can control the outcome ... which means you can possibly do it by accident.

    Is it still a fair coin toss if I have no idea how it happened? I sure wasn't cheating, and I couldn't do it on command, it just happened sometimes.

    Really, statistically unlikely means just that -- given enough samples the chances pretty much become 100%.

    Oooh, 3 of 100 times you could get that outcome, quick, call the witch doctor.

    Statistically unlikely stuff happens all the freakin' time.

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  38. cheap shot from the cheap seats by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure insurance doesn't pay off in case of "suicide".


    ohhhh, too soon?

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    1. Re:cheap shot from the cheap seats by John+Jorsett · · Score: 2

      Pretty sure insurance doesn't pay off in case of "suicide".

      Taking the contention seriously for a minute: I can cite from personal knowledge that it did in at least one case I know of. I think the policy was of long enough standing that a "no suicide" provision timed out. Don't know if that was due to that particular policy or some regulation, but the claim did get paid.

    2. Re:cheap shot from the cheap seats by Deadstick · · Score: 2

      Pretty sure you're wrong. Life insurance generally comes with a no-pay provision for suicide that runs out after a specified time, typically two years.

    3. Re:cheap shot from the cheap seats by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Depends on the terms, a history of closed head injury might make a difference too.

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  39. Re: 97% odds against either winning all flips fair by avandesande · · Score: 1

    It would be easy enough to run it several times and show the clip where she wins

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  40. Why was the coin used double sided by scourfish · · Score: 1

    And why was it Hillary's head on the coin?

    1. Re:Why was the coin used double sided by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well all coins have two sides unless it's one of those new Moebius coins.

  41. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

    If there was cheating, I doubt they'd have been so dumb as to rig it that obviously. Which leads to option 3: The people doing the coin tosses were in favor of Hillary and reported a pro-Hillary flip independent of any direction from the Hillary campaign

  42. Buy stock in tin foil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not that I trust a Clinton. I'm not a Democrat and I don't like more of the party platform but anything that happens that favors Clinton is going to get the stink eye from the Republicans and the Sander Chicken Army.

    That's the only reason that this is even on Slashdot. Nothing about this event is truly amazing. Low odd events happen daily and no one blinks an eye around here. This is just more political banter that's going to make Slashdot combative and dull again until after the next election and after that we'll still have to endure a bunch of crybabies no matter who's the winner.

  43. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the possibility that many supposed Bernie representatives in any position of power are really Hillary plants - I'd wager more than half of the coin tosses were ever actually done, both reps just agreeing Clinton won.

    Hillary really wants to win and she will stop at nothing.

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  44. And it's irrelevant by destinyland · · Score: 0
    This is only a story because conspiracy nuts are saying Hillary's lead was so close that lucky coin tosses are the only reason she won. Which is completely untrue, because these were for a handful of state delegates, which had no impact on the final delegate count (according to the Des Moines Register.

    It's interesting but meaningless.

  45. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Sanders proxies were undercover Hillary supporters. They have both placed agents in each others campaigns and things are much worse then we imagine.

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  46. Re:Hillary Clinton is the worst that can happen to by HornWumpus · · Score: 1, Troll

    Sanders jumps right to mind.

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  47. Riged Result by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Biased coin and the hand that tosses.

  48. Didn't you know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never go in on a coin toss against a Clinton when an election is on the line!

  49. They should have used Schrodinger's cat . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

    Then both Bernie and Hillary could both claim to have won . . . and lost . . . at the same time. Now looking over at the Republican corner . . . I think that the folks who have lost, are the American citizens.

    Wouldn't it be cool, if some guy managed to crawl out of the Washington political poop, and declare himself as "socially liberal, fiscally conservative", and get people emotionally enthused about this election? The way I see it now, folks are just looking for the "least worse candidate".

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    1. Re:They should have used Schrodinger's cat . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Socially liberal and fiscally conservative are directly contradictory. That's why you don't have someone like that. Because you can't have strong social policy while being afraid to spend and collect taxes. DUUUUUUUHHHHHH

    2. Re:They should have used Schrodinger's cat . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This seems to be a terminal disease of the American People. There's never a choice between two good candidates, or one good and one bad candidate. It always ends up being "who do we think will fuck up the least?"

      I haven't seen it work out yet.

    3. Re:They should have used Schrodinger's cat . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would still have to define what "social" and "fiscal" mean. I consider myself socially liberal, fiscally conservative, but that means I am against progressive taxes and welfare programs or socialized medicine, but I don't give a damn about abortion or gay marriage or whether states legalize marijuana. In contrast, some people consider "socially liberal" to mean they are for things like a basic income dole-out and anything that helps the poor, in the name of social justice. That's not my definition.

    4. Re:They should have used Schrodinger's cat . . . by KGIII · · Score: 1

      That kind of depends on your views of what is and isn't conservative. I am fiscally conservative - which is why I support single payer health care, a strong social safety net, and low up-front cost education. I support those things because I am fiscally conservative. In all of those cases, it's less expensive (overall) than the alternatives that have so far come to light.

      If something better comes along, I'll look into it and make new choices based on the new information. Right now, it's cheaper to keep you healthy, fed, and upwardly mobile than it is to put you in prison or hire goons to keep you from stealing my shit. I like my shit. That's why I bought it. I don't support those things because I want your ass on welfare. I support those things because I want your ass up, making money, and paying your share of taxes so that I don't have to. I want you making money because I might make some of that too.

      There's no altruism. I'm not a socialist, really. I used reason, logic, and data to come to my conclusions. No feelings about innocent people, no desire to make everyone all smiles, and sure as shit no desire to ensure an equal outcome is had by all (but I'm very much for equal opportunity). Those are the least of my concerns - I don't even LIKE you that much. No... I support those policies because they're cheaper (and better) than the alternatives appear to be. I sure as shit don't support all their policies - just a few and just for that very specific reason and only when it has shown itself to be a financially sound choice enough to at least give it consideration.

      The two positions are not, really, difficult to hold. I'm *very* socially liberal (to the point of absurdity by some views). I'm also moderately fiscally conservative. Sometimes you have to spend money to save money if you were gonna end up spending money no matter what. Do you buy the cheapest shoes you can find or a pair that work and lasts for a lot longer than the cheaper shoes but costs a bit more but needs to be replaced less often so cost less in the long run? If so, you've managed to hold both positions at the same time. If not, you're an idiot and enjoy your cheap ass shoes. To drive the analogy into the ground, don't go full retard and buy the most expensive shoes you can find either.

      What is with you people and these absolutes that I keep hearing? Why the hell are you making things needlessly complicated? It's cheaper to keep you amusing yourself than it is to keep you locked up while still having to provide for you. It's cheaper to educate you than it is to employ several people to clean up after you. It's cheaper to keep you healthy than it is to deal with your catastrophic health issues. This is not a difficult thing to figure out. Just like it's cheaper to have a library in town than one in your home. It's cheaper to have cops than private security. It's cheaper to have a town fire department than it is to have to keep a whole crew on hand or just let your shit burn the village down because you couldn't afford your own fire department.

      This is not complicated stuff. In fact, it's pretty damned simple. You can, easily, be socially liberal and fiscally conservative at the same time - you just need to not be a spittle-flecked zealot who is hell bent on fucking absolutes. Holy shit, this is like explaining economics to my kids - except they actually get it. This is NOT complicated and it doesn't need to be. Stop making shit complicated. You're making it so difficult that you can't understand it. There it is in nice simple words. Yes, you can hold both views at the same time - so long as you're not an idiot.

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    5. Re:They should have used Schrodinger's cat . . . by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Just because you don't believe it's viable, doesn't make it so. It's exactly where the Libertarians are.

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    6. Re:They should have used Schrodinger's cat . . . by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      You mean the former governor of New Mexico?
      https://www.garyjohnson2016.co...

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    7. Re:They should have used Schrodinger's cat . . . by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Canada had 8 years of surplus budgets with a socially liberal party in power. We also had the largest deficits in our history (after blowing those surpluses) when the right wingers gained power as well as 8 years of deficits with the right wingers in power and now our economy is fucked due to those right wingers who claim to be fiscally conservative but whose actions proved otherwise. They were good with complicating the tax structure with their targeted tax reductions though.

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  50. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, unfortunately, that does mean there's a 3% change of it happening.

    And after playing DnD for over 30 years, I can remember times when I needed to roll 3% or less on a d100 and did it successfully. 3% happens a lot, it happens exactly 3 out of every 100 times, so saying it's unlikely does not make it impossible.

  51. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Low probability things tend to happen particularly often in elections

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  52. Re:Oh you mean just like when by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because the popular vote is exactly how the President of the United States is selected.

    Nope, never been that way in over 225 years. Get over it already.

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  53. I smell a very obvious rat by JustNiz · · Score: 0

    There is only a 1.5625% chance that she could hit all 6 just from luck alone.
    Seems obviously highly suspicious to me.

    1. Re:I smell a very obvious rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      especially since there are videos of Clinton losing one of the coin flips.

    2. Re:I smell a very obvious rat by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Seems obviously highly suspicious to me.

      1/64 isn't really that small of a probability, especially given the overwhelming logistical effort that would be necessary to deliberately engineer such a result without (reasonable) suspicion.

      And she lost at least one of the (more than six) coin tosses.

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    3. Re:I smell a very obvious rat by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It's highly suspicious, but far from impossible. It also appears to not have affected the result. (Or effected, if you care.) But it should be investigated, because in overlays the election with the appearance of corruption. Justice must not only be done, but be seen to be done.

      Unfortunately, I doubt that it will be investigated, and I will end up suspecting that this was one more example of corrupt electoral practices. And I expect this to be true whether it was honest or not.

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  54. Deal with the devil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enough said.

  55. Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by drnb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The supreme court selected Republican Establishment George Bush instead of the people's popular vote?

    No. The US Supreme Court said that the Florida government officials empowered before the election to make decisions regarding counts and recounts and submission deadlines would have their decisions stand.

    Plus there is the pesky detail that the newspapers did their own recounts afterwards and found that Bush would still have won.

    Plus there is that other pesky detail that the "popular vote" was never the agreed upon criteria for selecting a President. It was always the electoral college and both sides designed their campaigns with that in mind, not the popular vote. If the popular vote was the goal then both sides would have run very different campaigns.

    It is a false urban myth that Gore would have won the recount. The election was "stolen" from Gore not by the Florida Governor nor the Florida Secretary of State nor the Florida Supreme Court nor the US Supreme Court. It was "stolen" by the Democratic Party officials who designed and deployed the butterfly ballot that confused Democratic voters into accidentally voting for Pat Buchanan. Gore lost due to his party's error. Painful but true. To say otherwise is denial.

    1. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      > Gore lost due to his party's error. Painful but true. To say otherwise is denial.

      Gore lost because of the negligent use of the "purge list" to block thousands of primarily black people legally entitled to vote.

    2. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Plus there is the pesky detail that the newspapers did their own recounts afterwards and found that Bush would still have won.

      Plus there is the pesky detail that two even larger groups of newspapers did even more comprehensive reviews and found that it could have gone either way depending on the counting standard.

    3. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bush would still have won...

      ... using Gore's stupid partial recount plan. The newspapers that reviewed the ballots reviewed the ballots in all the counties and discovered that if Gore had demanded a statewide recount then he would likely have won (there would have been less of a reason for the courts to step in), but if Gore had succeeded in getting a recount just for a few counties like he was trying, he'd have lost.

    4. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Obfuscant · · Score: 5, Insightful

      if Gore had demanded a statewide recount then he would likely have won (there would have been less of a reason for the courts to step in)

      Demanding a state-wide recount would not have changed the fact that Gore was trying to override the process already in place and agreed to, determined by the people who had the authority to determine the process, and would have pushed the second Florida vote certification past the date of the Electoral College. That would have disenfranchised every Florida voter.

      The fact remains, SCOTUS did not "pick a winner", they told the loser that he had already had his recount and they could not overturn the constitutionally recognized authority of the Florida legislature to determine the process for selecting electors for the Electoral College in the state of Florida.

    5. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Informative

      They found one standard that if it had been applied in only the D heavy districts of Florida would have given the win to Gore. All other standards and recount areas gave the win to Bush.

      Such a counting procedure is so obviously biased that only the most partisan give it any weight. Only the most openly partisan newspapers even took part in the 'find a way that Gore would have won' search.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    6. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did your magic eight ball tell you all this? You're clearly making shit up. At least have the decency to provide reasonable doubt in your fantasy of how things would have been.

      I don't see how you can prove how it would have happen if this or that. You're just obsessing the same way someone in denial of the election outcome would when you do that.

      A false urban myth.. that's such a loaded a silly way to try to phrase your opinion. If you load your statements less and make them sound less cliche and dramatic they actually become far more effective. Try it out sometime :)

    7. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Obfuscant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it could have gone either way depending on the counting standard.

      Well, d'oh. If you change the electoral process you can get different results. Like "let's count as votes for Gore ballots that aren't marked in any way as a vote for any presidential candidate" would probably result in a different answer. This isn't much different than the "let's look at every butterfly ballot and see if there is even the slightest dimple or depression or mark on any chad that hasn't been dislodged" standard that was applied in Dade County. "Poke hole in piece of paper which has pre-scored holes you just punch out" is way too hard.

      Or the "let's throw out every absentee ballot from someone who registered using a form with a pre-filled-in voter id." Yes, that was one of the legal challenges. The Republican election official for one county had filled in the voter id number for people registering for absentee ballots, the Democrat had not. That should invalidate someone's vote, shouldn't it?

      Or "let's throw out every military absentee where the military didn't properly postmark the ballot". People on active duty military service don't deserve to vote, do they?

      Yes, changing the counting rules after the ballots are cast is a good way of changing the results. Not very honest, not very ethical, but it works -- if you can get the courts to go along with it.

    8. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > They found one standard

      Apparently you didn't read the article at the end of the link. For other lazy asses, here is a summary:

      2nd review:

      • Lenient standard: Gore +332
      • Palm Beach standard: Gore +242
      • Two corner standard: Bush +407
      • Strict standard: Bush +152

      3rd review:
      Full statewide recount:

      • Standard for acceptable marks set by each county in their recount: Gore wins by 171
      • Fully punched chads and limited marks on optical scan ballots: Gore wins by 115
      • Any dimple or optical mark: Gore wins by 107
      • One corner of chad detached or any optical mark: Gore wins by 60

      Recount of limited sets of ballots

      • Requests for recounts in Volusia, Broward, Palm Beach, and Miami-Dade: Bush wins by 225
      • Florida Supreme Court order for all undervotes statewide: Bush wins by 430
      • Florida Supreme Court order, as being implemented by counties, some of whom refused and some counted overvotes and undervotes: Bush wins by 493

      You are welcome.

    9. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Well, d'oh. If you change the electoral process you can get different results.

      Procedures for processing ballots, when there is no officially agreed upon procedure a priori, is not "changing the electoral process" but feel free to continue masturbating to your biased-based ignorance of the topic. It's not like anyone gave you a link so you could educate yourself before spooging all over your keyboard, right?

    10. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't care about being effective. He believes his bubble is "the truth" and so does not need to justify it, just proclaim it and his superior knowledge will be self-evident. Of course it ends up being one of those unintentionally revealing posts that extreme partisans make all the time.

    11. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fun fact.

      Gore, the day of the election, came to Tampa and shut down the interstate through the city to make some stops. Traffic was a complete disaster that day. I bet he lost enough votes from people mad in that traffic jam (closed the interstate just for Gore) that he lost the election. Tampa is the swing city in the swing area in the swing state, at least back in 2000.

      I've never heard any news outlet mention this. I do remember that traffic and made sure I got to vote for Bush even more so because of that.

    12. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The newspapers that reviewed the ballots reviewed the ballots in all the counties and discovered that if Gore had demanded a statewide recount then he would likely have won

      No, he would have only won in some scenarios of hanging chad counting standards.

    13. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Demanding a state-wide recount would not have changed the fact that Gore was trying to override the process already in place and agreed to,

      Correct. It would not have changed that fact because that is untrue. Ballot counting standards were haphazard and county-dependent there was no official standard "already in place and agreed to."

      But even if your fantasy were true, it doesn't matter. Authoritarians like yourself fail to understand that rules are tools to achieve an end, not an end in in and of themselves. When a tool proves insufficient for the job, reasonable people pick a new tool that will get the job done. People are not robots, doomed to follow insufficient rules written by people lacking the on-the-ground experience to fully anticipate real-world circumstances.

    14. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by drnb · · Score: 1

      Did your magic eight ball tell you all this? You're clearly making shit up.

      Actually you are living in your bubble of denial. Gore would have lost according to the recount standard he requested.

      "After the election, recounts conducted by various United States news media organizations indicated that Bush would have won if certain recounting methods had been used (including the one favored by Gore at the time of the Supreme Court decision)"
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      A false urban myth.. that's such a loaded a silly way to try to phrase your opinion.

      "For example, 21,188 of the Florida overvotes, or nearly one-fifth of the total, originated from Duval County, where the presidential race was split across two pages. Voters were instructed to "vote every page". Half of the overvotes in Duval County had one presidential candidate marked on each page, making their vote illegal under Florida law. Salvado says that this error alone cost Gore the election."
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Sorry, it was the ballot designs. Get over your denial. The Democrats did it to themselves.

    15. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The job was not 'get Gore elected', much as you think it was.

      --
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    16. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Gore would have lost according to the recount standard he requested.

      A recount standard he requested only because his campaign chose it out of fear that a more comprehensive recount would have dragged out the results so long that it would have been denied outright. A fear that was proven correct given how events played out even with the faster incomplete version.

      You've moved the goal posts from the actual will of the people to one set of arbitrary and insufficient rules. In a discussion of the will of the people the later is a refuge of someone who knows they are in the in wrong.

    17. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      Also none of it would have mattered if Gore had carried his home state.

      The people that knew him best, didn't vote for him.

      --
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    18. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Darinbob · · Score: 1, Informative

      Gore also lost because that campaign took the Nader voters for granted. I still see people today blaming it all on Nader, yet the campaign did not try to appeal to the Nader supporters and assumed that in the end they'd vote for Gore rather than have Bush win. The Nader supporters were voting for someone they wanted as president rather than voting against someone, and the Democratic campaign didn't understand that sort of thinking. They blame a third party candidate for this, and yet thank a third party candidate for letting Clinton win earlier. Probably they'll be able to thank the tea party for managing to get Hillary or Bernie elected this time. Hypocrisy.

    19. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It was a tie. The election system we have does not know how to deal with statistical ties where the difference in votes is smaller than the margin of error in counting ballots.

    20. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      And it's all utterly meaningless. The difference between the largest numbers there is less than a thousand votes total. That is an amazingly small number for the state of Florida. And all those small numbers obscured truth that these differences in counts were too small to matter. Neither candidate clearly won, neither candidate stole the election from the other. Recounts were essentially meaningless and the only fair thing would have been to have a runoff. Even a coin toss would have been fairer than a recount.

      And yet some people seem to think that there can be a "true" count.

    21. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      The job was not 'get Gore elected', much as you think it was.

      The job of the lawyers filing all the lawsuits and standing in front of judges certainly was to "get Gore elected". The goal of throwing out already counted ballots that favored Bush certainly was "get Gore elected". Pretending it wasn't is just ridiculous.

    22. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by drnb · · Score: 1

      I didn't move the goal post. Gore lost by the rules established before the election. And Gore would have lost by the new goal posts **he requested**.

      The simple truth remains unchallenged. The Democrats did it to themselves with the ballots they designed. The counts and recounts were a side effect of this fatal flaw.

    23. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by jlgreer1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the democrats were only re-counting votes in heavily democrat counties that had already gone heavily democrat. The democrats were trying to steal the election using "Chicago" strategy. The whole "hanging chad" thing was a democrat scam. I lived in Florida at the time. Billiary is the joke this time around.

    24. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Florida election was lost by the DNC's decision to spend the big bucks on buying Hillary's Senate seat in New York instead of supporting the national ticket sufficiently.

    25. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by fizzup · · Score: 2

      Everything that you say is correct; however, it's a risky proposition for the Republican party to focus on it, because it papers over the dire straits in which the party finds itself.

      I'm not American, so this is an outsider's perspective. I think that the Republican party does focus on the truth that Bush won the election over Gore and that he won it fare-and-square. In doing that, they ignore the more salient truth: since 1992, the Republican party has won the popular vote for president exactly once.

      That is a sign of a party out-of-step with the country they want to govern.

    26. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the most accurate and succinct recounting of the facts of the 2000 election I've ever read.

    27. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Or "let's throw out every military absentee where the military didn't properly postmark the ballot". People on active duty military service don't deserve to vote, do they?

      Apparently they don't, because they commonly don't count military votes at all, let alone "the valid ones".

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    28. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      It is a false urban myth

      Unlike those true urban myths...

    29. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      It's nice to win the popular vote, there's no denying it.

      However, as someone else pointed out, neither the Bush nor the Gore campaign was run on that basis because the popular vote doesn't matter if the electoral vote is won.

      If the Bush campaign targeted states or localities where they'd make more popular votes, they'd have run a different campaign and it is entirely possible Bush would have won the popular vote.

      So no, I don't think the popular vote meant as much as it seems to. If Bush had done a massive "get out the vote" campaign in Republican strongholds that he would have otherwise ignored in safe Republican district, he may have gotten more popular votes.

      If he spent money that way in an electoral college race, however, he would have lost.

      If you have a district with 75% Republicans and one with only 49% Republicans, you don't spend your money or effort in the 75% Republican one because you needed to deliver districts and states, not people. With even a slight turnout in the 75% district, Bush was a winner, but he needed to spend to get every single person in that contested district he could.

    30. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      All of this is buried in so much lies, puffery. misdirection and general "hurray for our side" partisan story spinning that the only thing anyone can really be sure of is this: the election was close, damn close. It was probably within the margin of normal error close. If you think you know "the true story," you're kidding yourself.

    31. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Such a counting procedure is so obviously biased

      You mean, like this:

      https://www.google.com/search?...

      ?

    32. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But SCOTUS did pick the winner. The eventual results of the recount were sort of irrelevant, because that was not the focal issue at the time. What Bush did was ask SCOTUS to intervene and issue a ruling on the results of a disputed election, when what would have otherwise probably happened is that it would have gone to the US legislature, according to constitutional procedure. There, the legislature would have almost certainly gone with the popular vote, because to do otherwise would fly in the face of the electorate (note that at that point, the electoral college is a non-issue).

      Members of SCOTUS with conflicts of interest (like being friends with the party they were ruling in favor of) did not recuse themselves from the case, and they intervened in a process that already had a constitutionally clear path.

      SCOTUS did appoint Bush to the presidency. You may or may not be right about the recount, but that was never the problem with the SCOTUS decision. The problem with the decision was that it was never SCOTUS's to make to begin with, and it was corrupt for SCOTUS members with ties to the Bush campaign to not recuse themselves from the decision.

    33. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by drnb · · Score: 1

      All of this is buried in so much lies, puffery. misdirection and general "hurray for our side" partisan story spinning that the only thing anyone can really be sure of is this: the election was close, damn close. It was probably within the margin of normal error close. If you think you know "the true story," you're kidding yourself.

      The fact that the election was a statistical tie does not change the fact that a winner still needs to be declared for practical reasons.
      Nor does it change that fact that those who claim the winner was declared by the supreme court are misinformed.
      Nor does it change the fact that by the rules in place before the election, and by the altered rules requested by Gore, Bush would still have won.
      Nor does it change the fact that the controversy and recount are secondary effects, that the true cause for Gore's loss was the ballots designed and deployed by the Democrats.

      Which of these facts are you disputing?

      Oh, and facts do not display partisanship nor misdirection. They merely recall history. That *you* find a bit of history distasteful does not change the facts. And the ultimate fact of 2000 was that the democratic designed ballot(s) cost Gore the election. To say otherwise is denial.

    34. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      No, he would have only won in some scenarios

      Every scenario for a state-wide recount. Facts are stubborn things. The question as to why Gore asked for county recounts is an equally simple question with equally simple answers: because Florida state law allowed for country recounts, and because Gore went with the counties that had the highest margin of error. It's not his fault that, counter-intuitively, it was the more conservative counties that had sprung for the more accurate opt-scan ballots.

    35. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Demanding a state-wide recount would not have changed the fact that Gore was trying to override the process already in place and agreed to, determined by the people who had the authority to determine the process, and would have pushed the second Florida vote certification past the date of the Electoral College. That would have disenfranchised every Florida voter.

      Delusional winger bullshit. With the right to vote must come the right for your vote to be counted, hence determining the intent of the voter. As for the "process already agreed to", Gore was following state law, which laid out a process for per-country recounts, not state-wide. In any case, it was the state of Florida recounting the votes, not the Gore campaign.

      To paraphrase NDT, the neat thing about facts is that they are true, whether or not wingnuts chose to ignore them.

    36. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by drnb · · Score: 1

      What Bush did was ask SCOTUS to intervene and issue a ruling on the results of a disputed election, when what would have otherwise probably happened is that it would have gone to the US legislature, according to constitutional procedure.

      Actually the US Supreme Court decided not to allow intervention, to let the Florida state officials who had the authority to rule on counts and recounts and filing deadlines determine what would happen. Intervention would have been taking away the decision making authority from the state officials, the Florida Secretary of State, etc.

      It would only become an issue for the US Legislature if the State officials had said there are no valid results. The State officials were not saying that. They were saying they had lawful results and an approaching deadline.

    37. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by drnb · · Score: 1

      It is a false urban myth

      Unlike those true urban myths...

      Some are true, watch Mythbusters. :-)

    38. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      They found one standard that if it had been applied in only the D heavy districts of Florida would have given the win to Gore. All other standards and recount areas gave the win to Bush.

      Wingers, always pretending the facts meet their revisionist histories. Problem: the very press recounts you're talking about showed Gore winning a statewide recount under any scenario, which means Gore won the 2000 election, deal with it.

      As to why he didn't ask for a recount, there's a simple answer for that as well, for simple people: because Florida law laid out a process where candidates could request a recount on a per-county basis, not state-wide.

    39. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      It is a false urban myth that Gore would have won the recount.

      Your urban myth. Fact is, press recounts showed Gore winning a state-wide recount under any scenario. Which means Gore got more votes than Bush in Florida, despite all the shenanigans like counting illegally cast military ballots (which helped Bush) and fraudulently baring poor (mostly black) voters from the polls (which hurt Gore).

      Which means that the 2000 election was stolen, the wrong guy spent 8 years in the oval office, and that's just a fact that wingers will have to deal with.

    40. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intervention would have been taking away the decision making authority from the state officials, the Florida Secretary of State, etc.

      Yes, it would have have been terribly unethical to take away the decision making authority on the election from state officials like the Governor (coincidentally the brother of one of the candidates) or the Florida Secretary of State (coincidentally the co-chair of one of the campaign of one of the candidates).

    41. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by drnb · · Score: 1

      It is a false urban myth that Gore would have won the recount.

      Your urban myth. Fact is, press recounts showed Gore winning a state-wide recount under any scenario.

      Press accounts from back in the day and wiki easily prove otherwise. Gore loses in many recount scenarios, specifically the scenario he was requesting. If he had his way he would have still lost. And various other scenarios proposed by democrats too.

    42. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by cpm99352 · · Score: 1

      Had Gore carried his own state he would have won. Tennessee's 11 electoral votes went to Bush. The outcome was 271 - 266. Had Gore carried his own damn state he would have won.

    43. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Demanding a state-wide recount would not have changed the fact that Gore was trying to override the process already in place and agreed to, determined by the people who had the authority to determine the process, and would have pushed the second Florida vote certification past the date of the Electoral College. That would have disenfranchised every Florida voter.

      Delusional winger bullshit. With the right to vote must come the right for your vote to be counted, hence determining the intent of the voter. As for the "process already agreed to", Gore was following state law, which laid out a process for per-country recounts, not state-wide. In any case, it was the state of Florida recounting the votes, not the Gore campaign.

      To paraphrase NDT, the neat thing about facts is that they are true, whether or not wingnuts chose to ignore them.

      The recount that the Florida Supreme Court ordered was not in accordance with Florida law. Since the US Constitution specifically states that electors are chosen "as the state legislature directs", and existing US Supreme Court decisions makes that power plenary (not subject to ANY judicial review by ANY court for ANY reason) the Florida Supreme Court-ordered recounts were blatantly unconstitutional and illegal.

      It doesn't matter WHO was recounting the ballots - the recount was not per Florida law as passed by the Florida legislature.

      Gore tried to unconstitutionally lawyer his way to the White House - and failed. Thankfully.

      The fact that Democrats/leftists/liberals were and are willing to throw away the rule of law in order to win is downright fucking scary.

    44. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Megane · · Score: 1

      Ah, that butterfly ballot. I still believe it happened because they were driving busloads of senior citizens (or illiterates, or both) to the polls, and told them something like "vote for the second guy or your Social Security will get cut off!" Pat Buchanan was the second hole, but not the second candidate, which was Gore. The people loading them on the bus wouldn't have known that a butterfly ballot was in use at that specific polling place, thus interleaving the order of candidates.

      Go look up pictures of it, it was pretty clear where you had to punch if you knew the name of the candidate and could read, but not if you were simply told to vote for the "second" candidate by someone who had not actually seen that a butterfly ballot was being used. And the double-punches? They could happen if you could read, but quickly went for the "second" hole, then made a second "oops" punch after reading. So it was a bad user interface, but it was more bad in the context of making "dirty tricks" fail.

      Ironically, punch card voting systems were in the process of being removed, but due to lack of money, low-income districts, the very ones that had the most problems with them, were more likely to still have them. (see "The Low-Income Paradox") So it is entirely plausible that the party workers involved in sending busloads of people to the polls might not ever have seen a butterfly ballot themselves!

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    45. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      There's one problem with your reasoning - which is that the consistently observed pattern that when voter turn-out is high - democrats win, when it's low the republicans win. There's been a lot of trees cut down to explain that and I'm sure you know most of the likely reasons but for this discussion it's more important to understand the consequence of that observation: it means, as a mathematically provable certainty, that democrat-leaning people outnumber republican leaning people significantly in the population USA but make up a much smaller portion of the voters. So get-out-the-vote campaigns must logically be far less favorable or valuable to republican candidates than to democrats - the vast majority of republican voters are voting anyway, the closer you get to 100% the more you get diminishing returns on your efforts to encourage more people to vote.
      The democrats can gain big with get-out-the-vote campaigns but republicans generally can't gain nearly as much because of those factors. At this stage, without a massive switch in their platform the republicans can't win another presidency - the demographics shift has only increased the advantages to democrats in high-turn-out elections like the presidency, but at the same time favours republicans ever more in the low-turn-out ones since the very same demographics that are boosting democrats in the presidential races are the least likely to vote in midterms.

      In 2000 - the demographic situation was different, hell as recently as 2006 democrats believed they had to find a way to appeal to rural whites and evangelicals to ever win another presidency. That's when you had serious contenders for the democratic nomination saying things like "this will be election for people with a congressional flag on their truck". Of course that ended his campaign - but that he even thought it would work shows how different things were then. Bush probably couldn't have increased his level in the popular vote by much even if he did run a different campaign - everybody who would ever consider voting republican pretty much *did* vote for him already.

      That has changed now. There are exactly three scenarios where the republicans don't get absolutely trounced in November (to their shock and disbelieve - look up that video of Karl Rove's reaction to Romney's loss - it's the ultimate example of how deluded and out of touch the GOP has really become).
      1) America has a major economic event before November, as in a massive recession. There are no indicators currently suggesting this is remotely likely.
      2) A military attack of Pearl Harbour or 9/11 level - those can severely upset elections, on the other hand if spun correctly they can actually favor incumbents (as happened in to Eisenhower with Pearl Harbour and to Bush with 9/11).
      3) The final race is Sanders/Kassich. Kassich is the only republican running who has a shot in hell of drawing independents, moderates and centrists to his side. Any other of the candidates would send them all running to Sanders because "too liberal" is better than "fucking crazy". Kassich is a sane republican, moderate and willing to compromise in order to get the job done (which is actually a valuable trait in a leader - unless you live in a dictatorship). Sander's is still a bit of a risky candidate (less so than I thought a year ago - but still), Kassich could cash in on that and come across as the "safe" choice. Everybody else the GOP is running comes across as "far more dangerous". The moderates, centrists and independents don't vote ideology (either left or right) they vote for the lesser of two evils (or more recently: least crazy). Kassich is the one republican who could manage to convince them he is the safer and less crazy candidate against Sanders (I haven't really thought of how he would do against Clinton - but he may manage to convince them he is more trustworthy). Unfortunately for the GOP - all those very same qualities that make Kassich their only candidate who could win the general also make him the candidate least likely to be nominated.

      The party needs to return their platform to the Kassich style of conservatism to ever win the whitehouse again - or they'll split and ultimately be replaced by a party that does.

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    46. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      My point is that the basic fact: what the "true" count of ballots "would have been" under procedure A, B, C, or D, is just conjecture and extrapolation by people with a point to push - we followed a procedure, the deck was stacked for decades before the election by both sides, maneuvering after the election is, in fact, part of the process, and it played out as it played out. I'm not calling sour grapes, but no matter which way the election was decided, there were plenty of sour grapes in the process to go around for both sides - our system is arcane and far from a level playing field - it more resembles the sand dunes on the Sahara, slanted in both directions and always slowly shifting.

      Gore failing to win did the Democrats a favor - whoever took over at that point in time was doomed to a bursting bubble economy and likely could not have avoided the 9-11 events even if they went full J. Edgar Hoover on their first day in office.

      Nor does it change that fact that those who claim the winner was declared by the supreme court are misinformed.
      Nor does it change the fact that by the rules in place before the election, and by the altered rules requested by Gore, Bush would still have won.
      Nor does it change the fact that the controversy and recount are secondary effects, that the true cause for Gore's loss was the ballots designed and deployed by the Democrats.

      Which of these facts are you disputing?

      All three, they are opinions backed up by incomplete data gathered and reported by partisans. I would also count any "Gore would have won if..." facts as opinions, for the same reason.

    47. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by tbannist · · Score: 1

      You missed the words "state-wide" in that sentence. The state-wide recounts showed Gore winning under all of the state-wide recount scenarios (there were other recount scenarios that weren't state-wide that Gore would have lost). Now Gore hadn't (yet) requested state wide recounts, although I remember reading an article where one of Gore's campaign lawyers said they were in the process of requesting a state-wide recount when the case was appealed to the supreme court. Apparently, you need to request a recount in each county individually in Florida, there is no way to request a state-wide recount directly.

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    48. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      Recounts were essentially meaningless and the only fair thing would have been to have a runoff.

      I agree. All tied elections should be decided by a foot race from this point forward.

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    49. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Democrat has ever complained that Gore lost in his home state, on his home turf.
      You would think they would be his strongest supporters.
      Where people know him best.

    50. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      And yet, for both sides, anyone relying on the media to have accurately reported the story, needs their heads examined. They're wrong nearly as often as they're right.

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    51. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      AC posted actual data above. I can't state with any authority that this data is accurate, but it shows multiple scenarios, under which EITHER candidate may have won. You're throwing around insults and screaming without anything to back you up other than a hand wave toward "press reports" that state your candidate wins under any circumstances.

      This is now how you win an argument. This is, in fact, how you compromise the point you are arguing in favor of.

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    52. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      It's fairly unsurprising. When you look at his record as a state senator in Tennessee, it's basically the opposite of his politics once he became a "national" politician. Tennessee has many conservative democrats, and this didn't sit well with them.

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    53. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by drnb · · Score: 1

      Nor does it change that fact that those who claim the winner was declared by the supreme court are misinformed. Nor does it change the fact that by the rules in place before the election, and by the altered rules requested by Gore, Bush would still have won. Nor does it change the fact that the controversy and recount are secondary effects, that the true cause for Gore's loss was the ballots designed and deployed by the Democrats.

      Which of these facts are you disputing?

      All three, they are opinions backed up by incomplete data gathered and reported by partisans.

      Then you prove yourself wrong. The Supreme Court did not declare a winner, they let the rulings stand of the state officials who were originally empowered to decide matters of counts and recounts and deadlines. These state officials decided the election, declared the winner, not the US Supreme Court. The Supreme Court merely let them perform their appointed roles. And then there is the butterfly ballot designed and deployed by Democrats, with this there would have been no dispute nor recount, and Gore would have won. That you can not accept such simple facts proves you are the person with partisan issues. As for the partisanship of the recounts, it was done by the media, if anything the deck was stacked in Gore's favor.

    54. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by drnb · · Score: 1

      The state-wide recounts showed Gore winning under all of the state-wide recount scenarios

      The state-wide recounts are a fiction. Gore never requested one. The Florida courts only ordered a partial recount of undervotes. The media never had all ballots to do an actual complete statewide recount, thousands of troublesome ballots were never delivered to the media.

    55. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      And maybe people voted for Nader because they couldn't stand either Bush or Gore. I can understand that. Funny how the Republicans never complain that Ross Perot's campaign in 1992 lost the WH to George HW Bush.

    56. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by tedcloak · · Score: 1

      I have two words to say to you: Katherine Harris.

    57. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a sign of a party out-of-step with the country they want to govern.

      On the contrary, it's the sign of a party that understands we are not a democracy, but a republic. The reason why this is significant is that if the popular vote was all that mattered, only about 6 states would be needed to win the office of the President. This would leave the other 44 states SOL.

      And they don't call us the UNITED STATES of America for nothing.

      In a democracy the majority rules and the minority has to just deal with it. In the USA, this would mean states like New York, California, Texas and Florida would determine the outcome of every US Presidential election. Places like Utah, Delaware, New Hampshire, and Maine would have no say at all in the election of the president and would likely never have a voice in the process.

      The GOP might be out of touch, but it's Presidential election strategy is meant to win elections, not popularity contests.

    58. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Greek style wrestling would be a good idea too.

    59. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Nor does it change that fact that those who claim the winner was declared by the supreme court are misinformed.
      Nor does it change the fact that by the rules in place before the election, and by the altered rules requested by Gore, Bush would still have won.
      Nor does it change the fact that the controversy and recount are secondary effects, that the true cause for Gore's loss was the ballots designed and deployed by the Democrats.

      Which of these facts are you disputing?

      All three, they are opinions backed up by incomplete data gathered and reported by partisans.

      Then you prove yourself wrong. The Supreme Court did not declare a winner, they let the rulings stand of the state officials who were originally empowered to decide matters of counts and recounts and deadlines. These state officials decided the election, declared the winner, not the US Supreme Court. The Supreme Court merely let them perform their appointed roles. And then there is the butterfly ballot designed and deployed by Democrats, with this there would have been no dispute nor recount, and Gore would have won. That you can not accept such simple facts proves you are the person with partisan issues. As for the partisanship of the recounts, it was done by the media, if anything the deck was stacked in Gore's favor.

      Semantics, by choosing not to decide the Supreme Court still has made a choice (to paraphrase Geddy Lee). The Supreme Court had the power to choose to intervene - they elected not to, but were indeed players in the game. Any projections about the potential impact of a different decision from the Supreme Court are speculative. Any opinions as to the correctness of the Supreme Court's decision are irrelevant under the Constitution.

    60. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Apparently they don't, because they commonly don't count military votes at all, let alone "the valid ones".

      Nonsense. People on active duty in the military do not give up their right to vote. They can vote absentee just like anyone else who is unavailable to go to the polls on election day.

      Some might even say they have more right to vote on the President than others.

    61. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      Delusional winger bullshit. With the right to vote must come the right for your vote to be counted,

      They were, twice, in the timeframe allocated to do so, in the manner determined by the Florida legislature, who had the sole authority for making such decisions. The result was certified by the Florida Secretary of State, in the manner prescribed by state law.

      It is delusional to pretend that pushing the certification of the Florida results past the date the electoral college meets to cast their votes is NOT an attempt at disenfranchising every voter in Florida. You claim that there is a right for every vote to be counted, and I say "of course." Trying to remove the effect of the votes of all the Florida voters is not "counting every vote". Yeah, the votes would be counted, but the electors from Florida wouldn't get to vote in the electoral college, thus throwing the election to Gore who had the majority otherwise.

      As for the "process already agreed to", Gore was following state law,

      State law defined the process that Gore was trying to get overridden by SCOTUS. He wasn't following state law, he was trying to get it changed, after the election was over.

      In any case, it was the state of Florida recounting the votes, not the Gore campaign.

      Who said it was Gore doing the actual recounts? Gore and his lawyers were in court trying to force yet another recount.

      Yes, facts remain even when wingnuts try to make stupid stuff up.

    62. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'm from Minnesota, where we've had a couple of really, really close elections in the past several years, in which there only statistically valid conclusion was that the state had no preference. In both cases, either both or neither of the major party candidates deserved to win, depending on your criteria.

      The other thing about Florida is that, since the margin was so close, almost anything could have changed the result. My favorite example is the butterfly ballot, since that was a bipartisan screwup, not intended to favor either candidate, that confused enough Gore voters to change the outcome. (The ballot was laid out in a form that was illegal under state law, for good reason. It had a column of marks to make or whatever in the middle of the ballot, with the names put on either side. Bush was at the top of that particular ballot, so people who wanted to vote for him could either follow the arrow, or just mark the top field. Gore was not so lucky, and many of his voters got confused by the layout and voted for (IIRC) Nader, since Gore's name was second on the left, and Nader's was first on the right, and the second from the top in the second row, or something like that. Looking at the voting data statistically, the certainty that a lot more Gore voters were confused and voted for Nader than would have sufficed to change the state outcome is very high.)

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    63. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Or "let's throw out every military absentee where the military didn't properly postmark the ballot". People on active duty military service don't deserve to vote, do they?

      Apparently they don't, because they commonly don't count military votes at all, let alone "the valid ones".

      Nonsense. People on active duty in the military do not give up their right to vote. They can vote absentee just like anyone else who is unavailable to go to the polls on election day.

      If you had read and understood my comment, which contained the word "apparently", you might have understood it to be a complaint against the fact that military ballots commonly go uncounted.

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    64. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      They were, twice

      What did I just say about delusional winger bullshit? SCOTUS stopped Florida from completing their statewide recount, so they were not counted until the press did their own recount after the fact.

      in the timeframe allocated to do so

      The only "timeline" involved was the January 20th date to swear in the next president. The state had more than enough time to complete a full recount. Hell, there was even precedent, when it took weeks to certify Hawaii's votes when it was Kennedy and Nixon. Maybe if Ginny's last name was Clinton, wingers would have noticed that, if only for a couple of seconds.

      The result was certified by the Florida Secretary of State

      Who happened to chair Bush's campaign in the state. No corruption or conflict of interest there. Nor in Scalia refusing to recuse himself despite his son working for Bush's campaign, nor Thomas's wife who was busy collecting resumes for a Bush Administration, over at the Heritage Foundation.

      past the date the electoral college meets to cast their votes

      Straw man and a non-response, all in a nice little package.

      Trying to remove the effect of the votes of all the Florida voters is not "counting every vote".

      Sophistry.

      State law defined the process that Gore was trying to get overridden by SCOTUS.

      Is our children learning? I already said it was the the state of Florida performing the recount, not Gore's campaign. That is what was stopped by SCOTUS.

      Yes, facts remain even when wingnuts try to make stupid stuff up.

      So you're finally going to stop repeating made up wingnut stuff? What was stopping you before? At the end of the day, this isn't hard: do facts matter to you, or now? It's a fact that Gore got more votes in Florida than Bush. It's a fact that was the case even after Republicans counted illegally cast military ballots while kicking thousands of poor eligible voters off the rolls. It's a fact that if either justice with a conflict of interest had recused himself, the state supreme court would have been left in charge of the process, following state laws and the state's constitution.

    65. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      The recount that the Florida Supreme Court ordered was not in accordance with Florida law. Since the US Constitution specifically states that electors are chosen "as the state legislature directs", and existing US Supreme Court decisions makes that power plenary (not subject to ANY judicial review by ANY court for ANY reason) the Florida Supreme Court-ordered recounts were blatantly unconstitutional and illegal.

      Nonsensical hand waving. What was the Florida supreme court following? State law, and the the state constitution.

      It doesn't matter WHO was recounting the ballots - the recount was not per Florida law as passed by the Florida legislature.

      Yeah. It was.

      The fact that Democrats/leftists/liberals were and are willing to throw away the rule of law in order to win is downright fucking scary.

      You mean what SCOTUS did, stopping a recount based on the prima-face-bullshit reasoning that different standards were being used in the recount. Because of course you're going to count op-scan ballots in a different way than punch-cards. The only standard that mattered, was determining the intent of the voter.

      The standard used by the state supreme court.

      Gore tried to unconstitutionally lawyer his way to the White House - and failed. Thankfully.

      And as the Onion said, 'our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity' was over, dumbfuck.

    66. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Oooo, a tone troll, how original. What's the real problem: that people are fed up with zombie lies, or that people keep repeating them now matter how many times they are debunked. Remember Republicans spending years blaming Clinton for Waco and Ruby Ridge, when the former happened five weeks into his presidency, and the latter happened before Clinton was elected, much less took office?

      I can't state with any authority that this data is accurate, but it shows multiple scenarios, under which EITHER candidate may have won.

      Do tell which scenario is more accurate than a state-wide recount. A state-wide recount that the press did after the election. A statewide recount which Gore won under any method chosen. Now, you were tonesplaining about something?

    67. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      You mistake me. I am not trolling, nor do I care about the argument you are having with everyone else in this thread. One guy posted data, you did not. You have, in the post above, followed up with data, which makes your argument at least worth considering. I will note, however, that it refers to ballots where people either voted twice, or ballots where people did not actually punch the candidate and instead left a slight impression, rather than what most of us would think of when the word "recount" is used.

      I will leave it to the people you are arguing with to decide if the evidence moves them, but I am reasonably certain it will not (to be fair, I'm pretty sure if you had voice recordings of Justice Scalia saying, "Dude, we totally stole that election," you wouldn't convince them. I am equally certain, though, that no amount of evidence will convince you that you are wrong, either).

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    68. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Oooo, a tone troll, how original. What's the real problem: that people are fed up with zombie lies, or that people keep repeating them now matter how many times they are debunked. Remember Republicans spending years blaming Clinton for Waco and Ruby Ridge, when the former happened five weeks into his presidency, and the latter happened before Clinton was elected, much less took office?

      Sorry for not addressing the above. I do remember that. People are idiots, and most of them simply stop responding when you point out that the first Bush was president during Ruby Ridge. I'll disagree with your blowing off of Waco, though--as Harry Truman said, "the buck stops here." Saying "Clinton was only in office for five weeks" is like saying "Bush was only in office for 8 months before 9/11." The failures happened on their watch, blaming the last guy is just blame shifting.

      I am one of those people who is extremely irritated by inaccuracy in arguments, regardless of the side I happen to be in favor of. I cannot tell you how often I point out to fellow advocates of the 2nd amendment just how much damage they are doing when they make shit up. Facts are usually fairly easy to check, and arguing from a false position makes it easy to dismiss you completely from a rational conversation.

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    69. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      They don't count the absentee ballots at all, unless the margin of victory is less than the number of absentee ballots. Then they release the "wrong" numbers for the candidates. It's easier than counting. Don't look behind the curtain. Fraud and incompetence is everywhere.

    70. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If we had verified voting, then it wouldn't be an issue. A single vote would be sufficient to deal with statistical ties, as there would be no margin of error.

    71. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by tbannist · · Score: 1

      The state-wide recounts are a fiction.

      No, they are a fact. The don't become fiction because you don't like the results.

      Gore never requested one.

      I didn't say they did. However, at least one of Gore's lawyers said they were in the process of requesting one, when the Florida Supreme court ordered it be done anyway.

      The Florida courts only ordered a partial recount of undervotes.

      False, the U.S. Supreme court stopped a state-wide recount where the judge had ordered that over-votes also be counted.

      The media never had all ballots to do an actual complete statewide recount, thousands of troublesome ballots were never delivered to the media.

      I doubt the veracity of that statement, and a quick bit of research turned up nothing to corroborate the claim. It is likely to be false.

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    72. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Except you can never get just a single vote be repeatable. Recounts have errors, and each recount of physical ballots can give you a different result.

    73. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So, it can't work because you don't know what verified voting is? I guess that means car's can't run, since you don't know how those work either. They must be magic.

    74. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      We're talking about paper ballots, marked ballots, etc. Physical things, since the context was Bush v. Gore.

    75. Re:Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 2000 by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Nope. I said "if". It's sad when conversations can't happen because one of the participants doesn't even know common two-letter words. Take your head out of your ass and try reading it again.

  56. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Holi · · Score: 1

    Or option 4. All coin tosses were on the up and up and Hillary's campaign just got lucky. It's not even in the realm of highly improbable.

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  57. Re: 97% odds against either winning all flips fair by Holi · · Score: 1

    Would it be easy to get the Sanders's campaign to not call foul loudly and on every News station if that were the case?

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  58. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by bobbied · · Score: 2

    Low probability things do happen.

    In coin flips and Options trading when it benefits Hillary, they SURE do. I always wondered why she didn't hit the Power Ball Lottery myself...

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  59. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Oooh, 3 of 100 times you could get that outcome, quick, call the witch doctor.

    Closer to one in a hundred.

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  60. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    If the coins and flips were fair, the odds against either candidate winning all flips is 97%.

    98.5%.

  61. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Out of the past 48 super bowl coin tosses, there has been one streak of 5 heads, one streak of 4 heads, two streaks of 4 tails, two streaks of 3 heads, and two streaks of 3 tails.

    Overall, you have the greatest probability of winning if you call whatever came up last time, somehow.

  62. Very relevant by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Fixing "coin tosses" is just one of many ways that Hillary supporters gamed the system for her "victory" - it's just the most visible.

    Every hear the phrase "where there's smoke there's fire"? Well here's the smoke, and that's why it matters because it points to a lot more going on you can't see.

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    1. Re:Very relevant by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Sheesh.

      No-one fixed anything. A slightly unlikely thing happened, just as slightly unlikely things happen every day. In fact, it's even less unlikely than you think it is, because there were at least seven coin tosses and Bernie Sanders won at least one of them.

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    2. Re:Very relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bernie Sanders is a bitch and you're a cock smoker, queer for hippy bullshit.

  63. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by eyenot · · Score: 1

    I've done this and can vouch for it.

    When I would wait (upwards of an hour) the for bus after work, I'd sit on the concrete and flip a quarter to see if I could get down an art of forcing the outcome. I once managed to tally up 25 heads in a row.

    Given that this is a proven unfortunate fact of coin flipping, I'd say that there's probably no way to make a coin toss fair without enforcing a lot of distance between the tosser and the landing surface, and enforcing a lot of spin during the coin's flight.

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  64. Interesting Caucus by Nrrqshrr · · Score: 1

    First Microsoft, a major Rubio donor volunteers to count votes for "free", then Rubio gains a near 10% surge in popularity. And now Hillary wins 6 out of 6 coin flips....
    These elections are gonna be fun to watch...

  65. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    They certainly do. Every spin of a roulette wheel ends in an event with 1/38 probability (1/37 in Europe).

    Figures don't lie, but liars figure.

  66. Meaningless because the facts are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole discussion seems to be based on a false report. See the update at http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/02/hillary-clinton-bernie-sanders-coin-flips-iowa-caucus/459429/. The original story from the Des Moines Register appears to be a collection of anecdotal reports with perhaps a measure of confirmation bias thrown in: once reporters were looking for cases of Hillary coin toss wins they found them. Even by late last night there was at least one official saying Bernie won the toss in her precinct, making the story at best 6 of 7, not 6 of 6. Today a party spokesman said Bernie actually won more tosses than Hillary. Since these were precinct delegates at stake, who in turn elect delegates to some kind of intermediate district caucuses, who in their turn elect the state-wide delegates who elect the Iowa delegates to the national convention, these coin flips are each of minuscule importance, which is probably why everyone is cool with using them.

    1. Re:Meaningless because the facts are wrong by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Do you have a link? I was hoping someone would/had investigated this. The link I found said that there wasn't any actual record of coin flips. (Well, it actually said there were several contradictory records.)

      This seems a remarkably silly way to decide presidential candidates, even granted that these are lower level delegates at a party primary rather than governmental election level. OTOH, I've proposed ideas that probably struck other people as quite as silly.

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    2. Re:Meaningless because the facts are wrong by j-beda · · Score: 1

      This whole discussion seems to be based on a false report. See the update at http://www.theatlantic.com/pol.... The original story from the Des Moines Register appears to be a collection of anecdotal reports with perhaps a measure of confirmation bias thrown in: once reporters were looking for cases of Hillary coin toss wins they found them. Even by late last night there was at least one official saying Bernie won the toss in her precinct, making the story at best 6 of 7, not 6 of 6. Today a party spokesman said Bernie actually won more tosses than Hillary. Since these were precinct delegates at stake, who in turn elect delegates to some kind of intermediate district caucuses, who in their turn elect the state-wide delegates who elect the Iowa delegates to the national convention, these coin flips are each of minuscule importance, which is probably why everyone is cool with using them.

      An actual link to useful information? This is not the slashdot I have come to know....

      http://www.theatlantic.com/pol...

  67. That's Odd by quantaman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder where this video of Sanders winning a coin toss came from then.

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    1. Re:That's Odd by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      in at least six precincts [...] Clinton won all six

      Never get the facts get in the way of a good story.

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    2. Re:That's Odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vertical videos: Just say no!

    3. Re:That's Odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder where this video of Sanders winning a coin toss came from then.

      Tracking back it looks like this story started at the Desmoines Register. They mention 6 flips going Clinton's way, but do not even imply that those are all the flips. Today there are multiple sources saying Sanders won plenty of flips.

      Of course, this will still become a meme and I'll be hearing about it for years as more proof Clinton is evil.

  68. Re: 97% odds against either winning all flips fair by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    If they flipped the coin 3+ times in order to get the desired result, I think all those people in the caucus location would take notice, and someone would ask what in the fuckity fuck they're doing.

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  69. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Different Coins. Different ppl calling them. In fact, some of the calls were by Bernie's ppl.
    So, like all of the GOP's typical BS, here is another one.

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  70. Re: 97% odds against either winning all flips fair by MachineShedFred · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I guess that money really did decide this election! /rimshot

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  71. Some choice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A crook and a commie..

    1. Re:Some choice. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Right-wing fans boiz, they can't tell the difference between a communist and a democratic socialist. Hint: Most European governments are actually democratic socialist. As are our neighbors to the north.

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    2. Re:Some choice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who lives in a classic Socialdemocratic country (Denmark), that's because for the last few decades the difference has been slim to none.

      Our last socialdemocrat government (2011-15) had the former head of the old Moscow affiliated Communist party as Minister of Industry.

      Lots of old selfconfessed commies now holds midlevel positions in various socialist parties...

  72. Re:Hillary Clinton is the worst that can happen to by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Nope. Any current GOP candidate is far far worse. Even the economists are saying that the GOP's plans are nothing but lip service and a joke.

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    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  73. Forget the coin, what about the ties? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone want to do the maths on how likely 6 tied precincts are? There are hugely fewer ways to tie than not, and it happened six times? How many voters in a precinct?

  74. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    The odds are exactly the same as they were before she did so.

    They are odds. They are not impossibilities, they are improbabilities and regardless of how improbably something is, its still possible otherwise you wouldn't be discussing probabilities.

    The chances of this happen are not 'improbably' at all even. For every 100 tries, 3 will happen this way, given the probability statistics we have (yours here). If you know that you're going to repeat this task 1000 times, then you will probably have 30 occurrences of the event happening. The probability of this is 97% ... funny how it just reversed isn't it?

    The problem when you try to talk about how improbably something is, is that you talk about it in a vacuum. You don't live in a vacuum, you live in an infinite expanding universe.

    So you see, this is going to occur. Its going to occur a lot. Sometimes it may even occur to someone that seems to be some sort of [un]holy alignment for that sort of luck.

    Worse still, the universe is freaking deterministic, so luck and probability aren't involved! That coin flip and the outcome of the election has been decided since the dawn of time when existence began! Wrap your head around that one and talking about probability will sound silly.

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  75. Re:Hillary Clinton is the worst that can happen to by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    I know I don't want Sanders or Trump; I'm uncertain of Hillary. Bill *was* in the driver's seat, even with Hillary's influence strongly over him; what would we get with Madam President Clinton? It's not going to be another 8 years of Bill, which would be suboptimal, but relatively benign.

    I favor Gary Johnson because his policies are relatively inoffensive (we have disagreements) and he's fiscally conservative. This is the least-harmful option I see on the table. Even I would make a non-ideal candidate: I have great economic plans with risk controls and contingencies to fix a lot of our basic problems, but I'm short on a *lot* of other stuff, and have no idea how to implement some of the things I *do* generally understand (education and workforce development--two separate things we currently treat as a unit--both come to mind: I know what to do, but not how to do it without wrecking shit). There are some things I don't even know how to address. We're putting a lot of expectations on our candidates, and can settle for "not too bad" at best.

    Even doing *nothing* is non-ideal, and that's accounting for the President's entire body of power being his influence. As a Representative or Senator, you have the influence of one voice in hundreds; as the President, you have the influence of one *BOOMING* voice in hundreds. The media listens to you; the Senators listen to you; the entire god damned world listens to you. When the President speaks in front of your assembly, you had better prepare a response. If you can't convince your constituents the President is wrong, you're going to have a bad time holding favor; your constituents largely do not care about what the other Congressmen are blathering about.

    The President makes things move. He doesn't have legislative power, but he has a hell of a lot of impact on the legislative process.

    If I'm ever President, I'm allocating like ten million U.S. tax dollars per year to direct-hire some intelligent cabinet members. Somehow I'll make Congress give me an army a fifth the size of Congress to check my math. There is no way I could handle that job myself; I suspect this is true of every human being on the planet, and I know some folks who spectacularly outclass me in terms of raw intellect. House Representative is more interesting: I'd need a 40-year term to work out all the problems, and Reps get it as long as they don't fuck off too much. America doesn't need a 10-term emperor.

  76. smh: gambler's fallacy, people by eyenot · · Score: 1

    any succession of coin tosses is arguably equally likely.

    but hey, let's go your direction and do it one more:

    the odds of a coin landing on a specific side are 1:2.

    but then somebody has to have called the correct side to win. so, let's "compound" those events. the caller has two choices to choose from, so the odds of them calling the correct side are also 1:2.

    wow, now winning a coin-toss is 1:4.

    oh, hey, what are the odds that the person chosen to be the caller wins? well you have two sides vying for a win, and so two people to choose from. once again, the odds of the person being called also winning the coin toss are 1:2.

    wow, winning a coin toss just got to 1:8.

    ad infinitum.

    also doesn't change the fact that if you practice it for long enough, if you're in control of both the toss and the catch, you can force the outcome. if you manage to master this art, consider the fact that the call is usually made while the coin is in air, giving the master of hand eye coordination, reflexes, or whatever ample time to adjust the height of the catch.

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  77. Not a conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1). At a rate of ~1.5% (or 1 in 64) this is really not that absurd.

    2). Th suggestion or implication that this would have "changed the outcome" in any non-negligible way is false. The coin tosses were for awarding county delegates not state delegates. Even if all coin tosses were reversed the state delegate award would not have changed at all.

  78. Luck! by valnar · · Score: 1

    No surprise. No matter what side of the aisle you represent, you have to admit Hillary is one lucky son(daughter?)-of-a-bitch.

    1. Re:Luck! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      In her case, you can omit the "son-of-a" part; she can correctly be referred to as simply a "bitch".

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  79. Re:Hillary Clinton is the worst that can happen to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you misspelled trump there

  80. Re: 97% odds against either winning all flips fair by Bartles · · Score: 1

    Really? Show me the tosses that were conducted on film that actually show the coin before hand, the results of the toss, and the coin flipping through the air.

  81. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well considering these were 6 different coin flips in 6 different locations with 12 different people calling heads or tails, how can you group them together. It seems odd, but is it really?

    Was it? Why would two people need to call heads or tails for each toss? You seem to be assuming much and modded up for keeping the faith.

  82. Stupid Americans fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The coin toss is just a typical media misdirection, the real story is in the voting machine fraud and the vote count fraud.

    Those who understand how the world really works knows The Rothschilds has already picked Clinton (see cover of the 2016 Januaray editions of the Economist).

    Clinton voter fraud in Polk County, Iowa Caucus
    Voter Fraud and 'Missing' Precincts: How Clinton Stole Iowa

    Caucus chair and Clinton precinct captain do not conduct actual count of Clinton supporters and deliberately mislead caucus

    Imagine how many other precincts used similar tactics. The fact that even C-SPAN calls it outright voter fraud should leave Americans with no illusions: The Democratic nominee has already been chosen.

    But wait, it gets worse:

            Sanders's camp says that the Iowa Democratic Party has informed the campaigns that the caucus results from 90 precincts are missing.
            â" John Wagner (@WPJohnWagner)
            February 2, 2016

    That's right: Caucus results from 90 precincts are missing. Clinton is certainly talented at misplacing/deleting things that she doesn't want people to read.

    Hillary Clinton receives $200,000/hour to speak to Goldman Sachs behind closed doors (and no transcripts of what she says are allowed, of course). Do you really think this election hasn't already been bought and paid for?

    "Democracy" is fun.

    1. Re: Stupid Americans fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Illuminati confirmed.

    2. Re: Stupid Americans fooled again by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 0

      The worst part is all these business interests she is supposedly beholden to would be less damaging to the economy than the unbridled heavy socialism the complainant no doubt drools over.

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    3. Re:Stupid Americans fooled again by dbreeze · · Score: 1

      Democracy is fun when conducted among informed, capable peoples. We're challenged to manifest a critical mass of them at the present time..... :facepalm:

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    4. Re:Stupid Americans fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the real story is in the voting machine fraud"

      I'm an Iowan who attended a caucus. There were no machines. Every vote was hand counted. Democrats count the people directly, and Republicans have a paper ballet that is hand counted in the open, and verified by each candidates' representative.

    5. Re:Stupid Americans fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure that you can claim "The fact that even C-SPAN calls it outright voter fraud should leave Americans with no illusions", for a video labelled "uploaded by an anonymous user"....

    6. Re:Stupid Americans fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Russia insider" is clearly the best source of information about elections in Iowa.

    7. Re:Stupid Americans fooled again by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      FWIW, that is not, strictly speaking, true. I agree that votes are not cast by machine, but it was reported in various places that the votes were tallied using a Microsoft supplied device (for both the Republican and Democratic primaries). Take that however you want to.

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    8. Re:Stupid Americans fooled again by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Something tells me that, assuming Hillary wins, all of this will be forgotten when Republicans start claiming voter fraud.

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    9. Re:Stupid Americans fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, absolutely but the cool aid drinkers will hang you by the rafters for daring to speak the truth in such matters.

  83. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    6 different coin flips ... 12 different people calling heads or tails

    That could get confusing. Maybe just have one person call per flip.

    how can you group them together

    You can group them together just as well as you can group any other six independent events, such as six fair coin tosses done by the same person, with the same person calling heads or tails.

    It seems odd, but is it really?

    Yes, yes it is. But not so much that it's worth investigating for fraud.

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  84. Re:Stupid Americans fooled again, every 4 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The coin toss is just a typical media misdirection, the real story is in the voting machine fraud and the vote count fraud.

    Those who understand how the world really works knows The Rothschilds has already picked Clinton (see cover of the 2016 January edition of The Economist).

    Clinton voter fraud in Polk County, Iowa Caucus
    Voter Fraud and 'Missing' Precincts: How Clinton Stole Iowa

    Caucus chair and Clinton precinct captain do not conduct actual count of Clinton supporters and deliberately mislead caucus

    Imagine how many other precincts used similar tactics. The fact that even C-SPAN calls it outright voter fraud should leave Americans with no illusions: The Democratic nominee has already been chosen.

    But wait, it gets worse:

            Sanders's camp says that the Iowa Democratic Party has informed the campaigns that the caucus results from 90 precincts are missing.
            â" John Wagner (@WPJohnWagner)
            February 2, 2016

    That's right: Caucus results from 90 precincts are missing. Clinton is certainly talented at misplacing/deleting things that she doesn't want people to read.

    Hillary Clinton receives $200,000/hour to speak to Goldman Sachs behind closed doors (and no transcripts of what she says are allowed, of course). Do you really think this election hasn't already been bought and paid for?

    "Democracy" is fun.

  85. Clearly not by pure chance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The odds of this happening by pure chance is p = 1 / 64 = 0.015625. This p-value is so small, that pure chance cannot explain a Clinton victory. Therefore, Clinton didn't win by pure chance. Since this is a caucus, if it's not pure chance, it must be the will of the people.

    We now have statistical proof, with 4-sigma statistical significance, that Clinton is the choice of the people!

    Heil Clinton!

    1. Re:Clearly not by pure chance. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      God intervened on Hilary's behalf... definitive proof that God is a bitch!

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  86. 97% EITHER candidate, 98.5% Clinton by raymorris · · Score: 1

    The odds against EITHER candidate winning all is 2^5 (the probability that throws 2-6 match throw #1).

    The odds against CLINTON winning all six are 2^6.

    1. Re:97% EITHER candidate, 98.5% Clinton by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      The odds against CLINTON winning all six are 2^6.

      The odds (of Clinton winning all 6) are 63:1. The probability is 1/64.

      I'm not sure what you'd call "64" here.

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  87. what lawbreaking? by Brannon · · Score: 1

    it was stupid to operate one's emails like that, but it wasn't criminal. This is [yet another] partisan witch hunt.

    Hillary Clinton is the most qualified candidate in the race. She's smart, she's a hard-worker, her policies align with mine. That's why I'm voting for her.

    Donald Trump is an insane, impulsive narcissist. Ted Cruz is a fanatic intent on shutting down the government. Bernie Sanders is well-meaning but naive, more importantly he is the best chance for a Trump or Cruz to become president.

    1. Re:what lawbreaking? by rossz · · Score: 1

      it was stupid to operate one's emails like that, but it wasn't criminal..

      18 US 1924 would like a word with you.

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  88. Re:Not true. Clinton lost at least one coin flip. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    Clearly this doesn't count because of the presence of mustache wax.

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  89. Pick President this way - huge cost savings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just ditch democracy all together, pick the President via a lottery from all 18 or older citizens...given the usefulness of the position in the world anyway this can't possibly hurt.

  90. Stastically insignificant difference by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    I think Sander's characterization of this as a tie is pretty appropriate.

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  91. The powers-that-be are concerned about Trump by Brannon · · Score: 0

    because he is batshit fucking insane. This isn't a game, you dumb fuck, this guy will have access to nuclear weapons.

    1. Re:The powers-that-be are concerned about Trump by khallow · · Score: 1

      because he is batshit fucking insane.

      Really? Even if we were to believe that, what makes him any crazier than Clinton?

    2. Re:The powers-that-be are concerned about Trump by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      So does North Korea. China. Israel. Russia. etc etc. Access and actually using them in war are two different things. The country most likely to use nuclear weapons in a war is Israel.

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    3. Re:The powers-that-be are concerned about Trump by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Because Trump would push the big red button and not even think twice about it. Of course, on the other side, remember the codes will probably be too difficult for Hilary, so she'll just email them to herself...

    4. Re:The powers-that-be are concerned about Trump by khallow · · Score: 1

      Because Trump would push the big red button and not even think twice about it.

      Again I see no evidence to support this bullshit. It's one thing to have legitimate concerns about the sanity of a candidate and another to just make up shit.

  92. Stupid Americans fooled again, every 4 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The coin toss is just a typical media misdirection, the real story is in the voting machine fraud and the vote count fraud.

    Those who understand how the world really works knows The Rothschilds has already picked Clinton (see cover of the 2016 January edition of The Economist).

    Clinton voter fraud in Polk County, Iowa Caucus
    Voter Fraud and 'Missing' Precincts: How Clinton Stole Iowa

    Caucus chair and Clinton precinct captain do not conduct actual count of Clinton supporters and deliberately mislead caucus

    Imagine how many other precincts used similar tactics. The fact that even C-SPAN calls it outright voter fraud should leave Americans with no illusions: The Democratic nominee has already been chosen.

    But wait, it gets worse:

            Sanders's camp says that the Iowa Democratic Party has informed the campaigns that the caucus results from 90 precincts are missing.
            â" John Wagner (@WPJohnWagner)
            February 2, 2016

    That's right: Caucus results from 90 precincts are missing. Clinton is certainly talented at misplacing/deleting things that she doesn't want people to read.

    Hillary Clinton receives $200,000/hour to speak to Goldman Sachs behind closed doors (and no transcripts of what she says are allowed, of course). Do you really think this election hasn't already been bought and paid for?

    "Democracy" is fun.

  93. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by bughunter · · Score: 2

    True that. I have twice rolled three twenties in a row on a twenty-sider. In 35 years of game play. 20^3=8000, so I don't have a hard time believing a 1 in 64 chance.

    (The first time, I was a guest player. The regular players demanded to inspect my dice, and when they found out they were normal dice, they were stunned.)

    (The second time was with my regular group. They made me wash my smelly feet, and when I returned to the table, I rolled three twenties in a row. The stuff of legend... )

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  94. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by nine-times · · Score: 1

    There have been a lot of people who believe that the machinery of the Democratic Party (party officials and such) want Clinton to win, are in cahoots with the Clinton campaign, and have been trying to rig the new coverage, debates, and elections. That may be a crazy conspiracy theory, but it is what some people seem to think is going on.

    If you believe that, it doesn't need to be Clinton or her staffers rigging things. The people running the elections are already trying to get her elected.

  95. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by bughunter · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Also, it's be unlikely to provide a payoff worth the risk, notwithstanding last night's results.

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  96. what happened to advanced civilization by eyenot · · Score: 1

    when we have such a close tie in such an important situation, whatever happened to using high technology, supposedly one of the hallmarks of our advanced civilization?

    why are we tossing a coin when a whole slew of models of handheld calculators come with a rand() function?

    it's pretty simple. somebody is picked to be the caller and they call high or low.

    then you get a group of people (does 10 work?) to write a single digit from 0-9 on a piece of paper and stuff it in a box (UNfolded). somebody shakes the box and then the 10 people get in line to reach in and take a piece of paper out of the box without looking at it. as each piece of paper is drawn, a string of numbers is built up. you seed the randomizer with that string of digits, throw out x number of results and produce the next result.

    if it's higher than 0.49, then the result is "high", otherwise it's "low".

    not that damn hard to figure out. but these are the people who get into politics rather than something that takes intelligence.

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    1. Re:what happened to advanced civilization by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      when we have such a close tie in such an important situation

      But it's not important. It made no difference to the overall result. It was basically the tying up of an administrative loose end.

      why are we tossing a coin when a whole slew of models of handheld calculators come with a rand() function?

      Because tossing a coin is much easier, just as random, and far easier to demonstrably do fairly.

      it's pretty simple...

      not that damn hard to figure out. but these are the people who get into politics rather than something that takes intelligence.

      The intelligent thing to do would be something that doesn't take over a hundred words to explain and would still not be clear to a significant proportion of the attendees.

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    2. Re:what happened to advanced civilization by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      ...you were probably being sarcastic. So hard to tell these days.

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  97. The take away by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    All this really proves is that everything you read on the internet is a lie. I.e. Hilary didn't actually win every coin toss.

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  98. But... by tgibson · · Score: 1

    Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl

    Low probability things do happen.

    Yes, but how often?

    1. Re:But... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Actually, low probability things happen all the time. But when anything significant depends on those low probability things, one should check to insure that the probabilities actually are as stated. Often one will find that they aren't.

      E.g., every finger motion you make is the result of a summation of lots of low probability events. But the action doesn't depend on any particular one of the events, so you don't need to investigate just why you twitched your finger....until the finger twitch starts happening "randomly" and they you need to investigate whether something is jiggering with your nerves. (Too much caffeine, Parkinson's, nerve gas, etc. You need to check.)

      Now in selecting candidates the "random" process has turned up something of rather low probability...not extremely low, but rather low. It's time to investigate whether something is interfering with the probabilities. And if nobody investigates, the appropriate assumption is that the probabilities ARE being interfered with.

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  99. Also she's qualified, smart, and hard-working. by Brannon · · Score: 0

    Any she has good policy positions and she'll nominate good judges.

    That's why I'm voting for her. Why is it so hard to believe that people genuinely want to vote for the most qualified candidate on the ballot?

    1. Re:Also she's qualified, smart, and hard-working. by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      We understand the problem is your broken perception but don't know what to do about it except keep explaining. Someday you will wake up.

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    2. Re:Also she's qualified, smart, and hard-working. by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Indeed. But I don't think he'll ever wake up - such people would rather die than see reality.

  100. 97% against EITHER wins all, 98.5% CLINTON win all by raymorris · · Score: 1

    My original post was for EITHER candidate winning all.
    The odds against EITHER candidate winning all is 2^5 (the probability that throws 2-6 match throw #1).
    The odds against CLINTON winning all six are 2^6.

  101. Riding Bill's coattails ... by drnb · · Score: 2

    She did...and made $100k on $10k investment in a day.

    Funny how only the governor's wife gets invited into such investment opportunities.

    Her fortune and her career and her fame are all from riding Bill's coattails. And she's the choice of modern feminists? I guess modern feminist leaders really are just democratic party stooges.

    1. Re:Riding Bill's coattails ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some might say that she was the driving force behind his career.

    2. Re:Riding Bill's coattails ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some might say that she was the driving force behind his career.

      Fools might. Her failure to control Bill. Her failure with legislative tasks, ex healthcare reform. His tendency to ignore her and go with his gut, to work with republican opposition to get something done, etc. His use of her as a political prop. All evidence says he is very much his own man and she spends a bit of time pissed off due to this.

    3. Re:Riding Bill's coattails ... by hawk · · Score: 1

      >Funny how only the governor's wife gets invited into such investment opportunities.

      Actually, no, it wasn't that limited.

      Her broker, in another case and as part of his plea deal for a felony conviction, explained how bribers were laundered at the time in Arkansas.

      At the time (now changed), a futures order in that market only indicated the brokerage, not the client. When Joe wanted to bribe Kevin, they each opened an account with Lenny. Lenny would put in two offsetting orders (a buy and a sell). At the end of the day, the transaction that lost would go in Joe's account, and the profitable one into Kevins (unlike the stock market, this was a zero sum game, and the gain and loss would be identical amounts).

      hawk

  102. Re:Stupid Americans fooled again, every 4 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The coin toss is just a typical media misdirection, the real story is in the voting machine fraud and the vote count fraud.

    Those who understand how the world really works knows The Rothschilds has already picked Clinton (see cover of the 2016 January edition of The Economist).

    Clinton voter fraud in Polk County, Iowa Caucus
    Voter Fraud and 'Missing' Precincts: How Clinton Stole Iowa

    Caucus chair and Clinton precinct captain do not conduct actual count of Clinton supporters and deliberately mislead caucus

    Imagine how many other precincts used similar tactics. The fact that even C-SPAN calls it outright voter fraud should leave Americans with no illusions: The Democratic nominee has already been chosen.

    But wait, it gets worse:

            Sanders's camp says that the Iowa Democratic Party has informed the campaigns that the caucus results from 90 precincts are missing.
            â" John Wagner (@WPJohnWagner)
            February 2, 2016

    That's right: Caucus results from 90 precincts are missing. Clinton is certainly talented at misplacing/deleting things that she doesn't want people to read.

    Hillary Clinton receives $200,000/hour to speak to Goldman Sachs behind closed doors (and no transcripts of what she says are allowed, of course). Do you really think this election hasn't already been bought and paid for?

    "Democracy" is fun.

  103. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by jklovanc · · Score: 1

    The odds of winning the Powerball jackpot is 1 in 292,201,338. The odds of 6 coin flips coming up as chosen is 1 in 64. There are seven orders of magnitude between the odds.

  104. Clinton bag of tricks by tgibson · · Score: 1

    I have absolutely no trouble imagining the Clinton campaign giving its people loaded coins.

    For the Clinton campaign to provide its people loaded coins, they would have to anticipate that there would be ties and coin flips would be needed. Unless "just to be safe" the campaign provided each worker a bag of tricks to ensure they were prepared for every eventuality: loaded coins, marked cards, condoms with holes, Amway membership applications, etc.

  105. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    98.4375%.

    And, in fact, there now seem to have been at least seven coin flips, and Sanders won one of them. So now we're at a mere 94.53125%.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    The summary says both "at least six" and "all six" suggesting the story was put out before all the facts were known simply because it's a good story. Maybe Hillary's team have just been quicker to publicise their coin-toss wins.

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  106. Napoleon wanted his generals to be lucky by Bruce66423 · · Score: 1

    At last we may have reason to vote for Hillary.

  107. update - there were other tosses which Sanders won by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, one in 32 odds. The chance that a coin tossed one time lands with the same face up is 1 in 1. The chance that a coin tossed two times lands with the same face up is 1 in 2, etc.

    A little over two standard deviations.

    However, as Washington Post notes, "see the update below: there were other tosses which Sanders won."

    The update states:
    Update: The initial 6-for-6 report, from the Des Moines Register missed a few Sanders coin-toss wins. (There were a lot of coin tosses!) The ratio of Clinton to Sanders wins was closer to 50-50, which is what we'd expect.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com...

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  108. Bernie Sanders by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Even his initials are BS!
    Sadly, of the available candidates, he's actually the best choice. The only thing worse than the choices we have for a democratic president.. are the choices we have for a republican president.

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  109. Re:And it's irrelevant [Conspiracies] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The last thing she needs is more conspiracy theories surrounding her. One part of her is probably glad she won all six tosses, but another is thinking, "Oh great, yet another #@!% conspiracy I gotta keep answering reporters about."

    I bet Fox hopes she goes all the way because it will save them a ton of money by reusing 1990's conspiracies and spin. They could fire most their staff and just replay and reread the 90's.

  110. As my dad used to say..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heads I win, tails you lose.

  111. Re: 97% odds against either winning all flips fair by avandesande · · Score: 1

    Sure, that is the most likely explanation. I just think people are too ready to believe that because something is on video it MUST be true.

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  112. This misses the actual issue by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    When both sides of the two-party system gleefully work together to shut out any third party candidates or even any non-establishment candidates (like Ross Perot or Ron Paul), do we really still have a true democracy? Why are all the choices for this election so bad?

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  113. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

    Something like a 1 in 64 chance right? But then if you factor in Hillarys reputation, the odds that something shady wasn't going on are probably about the same as the odds of winning 6 fair coin tosses in a row.

  114. This was the high water mark by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    there will be even more desparate attempts by the DNC to fix this, and the insider party hacks, but at a certain point you can't stop a tidal wave.

    They tried this last time, but you have short memories.

    Didn't work then.

    Won't work now.

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  115. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, one in 32 odds. The chance that a coin tossed one time lands with the same face up is 1 in 1. The chance that a coin tossed two times lands with the same face up is 1 in 2, etc.

    I'd check your math, it's 1 in 64.

    If a coin is tossed once, you can have 2 results
    H
    T

    If a coin is tossed twice, you have 4 potential results:
    HH
    HT
    TH
    TT

    etc...

  116. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    there has been one streak of 5 heads, one streak of 4 heads

    Since there has been one streak of 5 heads, there must have been at least two streaks of 4 heads, and so on.

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  117. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    GOP's typical BS

    You heard it here first. Sanders is a Republican plant!

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  118. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Low probability things do happen.

    I was deciding between two close job opportunities today. So, out of amusement, I grabbed a quarter and ended up flipping 10 heads in a row, stopping after that point.

    So yeah, low probability things do indeed happen. This is why it is important to remember that all-important phrase: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics!

  119. Re: 97% odds against either winning all flips fair by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Sure, that is the most likely explanation.

    No it's not. The most likely explanation is that something with a probability of (greater than*) 1 in 64 simply happened. Such things happen all the time.

    *Sanders won at least one out of at least seven flips.

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  120. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys are all idiots. Sanders has zero chance of taking the nomination from Hilary. Look at the damn numbers instead of making up this giant narrative of bullshit about coin tosses.

    Hilary has absolutely no need to cheat to win Iowa. The days of Iowa matters are long gone. The combination of the internet and the extended election cycle really means that wins in other states do less to impact the election than they used to. There isn't much truth to the idea of building up momentum in winning the Iowa will lead to winning other states. The few people who vote in primaries have mostly decided who they will vote for at this point. Sanders can't win the nomination by marginally wining a few states. We can see by the polls that Sanders has no chance of winning the nomination and Hilary has plenty of expects who know that. She doesn't want to look weak because it can hurt her in the general election, but making of a conspiracy theory about the coin flip is dumb.

    Elections are are big mess run by volunteers. They are messy. People cheat a little here and there every year because they are humans and biased and can't always help it. It's not a conspiracy, it's human nature to have a favorite. The system is designed to handle a little corruption, so there isn't much point to wasting your life worrying about the small stuff.

  121. Re: 97% odds against either winning all flips fair by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Here you go:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    And for extra weirdness, Sanders wins.

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  122. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Either candidate, so 2/64, not 1/64.

  123. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    Out of the past 48 super bowl coin tosses, there has been one streak of 5 heads, one streak of 4 heads, two streaks of 4 tails, two streaks of 3 heads, and two streaks of 3 tails.

    Someone who keeps track of this kind of statistic has way too much time on his hands. It's way beyond the level of "this player has caught 3 out of 5 passes on a Thursday at night when the rain has just stopped and it is 39 degrees outside..." stuff that the color commentator loves to drop into the discussion.

  124. Why wouldn't she anticipate? by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

    She's done this before and there were six ties.

  125. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm reminded of Bush-Gore. Where the sole R representative in the ballot counting room had been a D 3 years earlier

    You think they can't convince a simple coin to vote their way when they've already had a representative that was a d3?

  126. Sex tape by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    so tight in the Iowa caucus

    Name of Bernie Sanders's sex tape.

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  127. "Luck" of the toss by Dereck1701 · · Score: 1

    Wow, what a "coincidence". The chances of that happening are only about 1.5%, me thinks that there is something shady going on. Not that it swayed the caucus all on its own but it could indicate that other areas of the caucus are conducting themselves in less than impartial ways as well.

    1. Re:"Luck" of the toss by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Bernie winning six coin tosses would be equally suspicious, so we need to compare to a two-tailed distribution. The chance that one candidate would win six of six coin tosses is 1/32, which is suspicious at the p < 0.05 level but not the p < 0.01 level. I've had much less probable stuff happen to me.

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  128. Odds and probabilties - a rant by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    So many people are talking the "odds" of this happening.

    The odds of this happening are not 1/64, or ~1.6%. They are 63:1 (63 to 1).

    1/64 is the probability.

    Carry on.

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  129. Re:Oh you mean just like when by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Informative

    It was a tie, statistically speaking. People for some reason despise that concept. There can be no tie, just more and more recounts will decide it, until the original ballots are shredded from too much handling. The margin of error was larger than the difference in votes. So 50 different recounts would have had 50 different results. A toin coss would have been equally fair and much less controversial (mathematically). So yes, I agree - get over it, nothing was stolen.

    Speaking as a decline-to-state voter with no party affiliation, that whole affair just proves there are far too many whiners in both parties.

  130. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're trying to imply that the probability that the coin tosses were fair is only 3%, then you need to take a basic class in Bayesian probability.

  131. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The coins could all have been heads OR they could all have been tails. There are 64 possible outcomes, but 2 are sufficient. 1/32 is correct.

  132. Spin, Spin, Spin by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    A slightly unlikely thing happened

    It's not "slightly unlikely". It's a one in 64 chance.

    Again, it could happen - but it's VERY unlikely. It's just a leading indicator of all sorts of other things being done not nearly so visible.

    Like, for instance, posters such as yourself on all public outlets trying to claim winning six out of six coin tosses is slightly unlikely...

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    1. Re:Spin, Spin, Spin by zlives · · Score: 1

      move along citizen,
      king Hilary says nothing to see here.

    2. Re:Spin, Spin, Spin by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Someone replied to another comment of mine with this:

      NPR talked to the Iowa Democratic Committee; they say there were at least a dozen tiebreakers, and Sanders won at least a handful. All the 6 of 6 shows is that you can cherry pick things to make them look fishy.

      Even if there were just the 6, winning them all is not so unlikely as to reasonably warrant suspicion, given the improbable level of conspiracy required.

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  133. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    Let's just hope it wasn't a two-faced coin with Hillary's face on both sides.

    Or worse, her face on one side and her tail on the other side.
    Heads - Hillary wins
    Tails - everybody loses

  134. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The coins could all have been heads OR they could all have been tails. There are 64 possible outcomes, but 2 are sufficient. 1/32 is correct.

    I still don't see it. There is a 1/32 chance that *either* of the two candidates would have won all of the coin flips, but only a 1/64 chance for 'only Clinton' or 'only Sanders'

  135. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to be a pedant but you're wrong. You are swapping the subject of your probability and hoping no one will notice.

    Assuming the wheel doesn't blow up, or the room burn down, or a passing bird eat the ball, etc etc...

    The probability of the wheel stopping is 1.

    The probability of the wheel stopping on a number is 1.

    The probability of the wheel stopping on a particular number is 1/38 (or 1/37 in Europe, that 00 bullshit is bullshit man).

  136. The Atlantic uncovers the truth... by destinyland · · Score: 1
    "The state party doesn’t track all of the coin flips, but following anecdotal reports of Clinton’s improbable luck on Monday night, Lau disclosed that it was Sanders who fared better in the games of chance that were reported through the party’s official mobile app. The Vermont senator won six of those seven coin flips--a fact that underlines how incomplete the available data remains, and the likelihood that a full accounting of all the coin flips on Monday night would yield a more even result than initial reports suggested."

    http://www.theatlantic.com/pol...

  137. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Yea, but the lady has "Lady Luck" on her side.. Logic/emotion says you press your luck when you are hot...

    (BTW.. None of the above is intended to imply I think she's either a lady or hot in the way the terms are usually used on Slashdot....)

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  138. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    The chance that a coin tossed one time lands with the same face up is 1 in 1.

    The odds that a coin lands with a particular face up on ANY throw is 1 in 2 - including the first.

    The odds that you'll call the correct face ("heads" or "tails") on any throw are also 1 in 2 (.5)

    The odds that you'll call the correct face 6 times in a row (not that the coin will be the same face 6 times in a row) is 0.5 * 0.5 * 0.5 * 0.5 * 0.5 * 0.5, or 0.015625, or 1.56256% (1 in 64).

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  139. Re:Dear New Owners by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    Maybe they'll toss a coin?

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  140. Bewitched by ChadSmith4920 · · Score: 2

    I knew Hillary was a witch.

  141. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he was referring to getting the same face up, regardless of what that face is. 1/32 is correct

  142. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They were presumably all Democrats, so yes.

  143. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

    I suppose I see that now in his original post, but I fail to see how its relevant to the topic at hand...

  144. When Banks Finance Your Campaign ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... they control all coin tosses for you.

  145. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by dbreeze · · Score: 1

    Correct. Your eyes are fine.
    Flipping the coin is only introducing randomness. The odds of getting A result are 1/1. Assigning a value to the result is the significant part. Assigning the first flip as a score for the Bernster or Hillarity gives 1/2 odds for that first event.

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  146. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    0.5^6 = .015625

    So, 1.56% chance of her winning all six coin tosses.

    Either way, the delegates can vote for whoever they want, and even if Sanders had won, Hillary would still be the nominee (as she will be).

  147. Re:Oh you mean just like when by HiThere · · Score: 1

    That's not the problem I have with that decision. The problem I have is that the sealed the evidence and said that nobody could look at it for, I think 20 years.

    Whether the direction of the decision was correct or not, hiding the evidence removes the appearance of honesty. There was also a lot of question about voting machines being tampered with, etc. But whether it happened, or if so whether both sides were doing it equally, is not knowable with the evidence hidden.

    Because of that I'm going to assume it was a matter of "the fix is in", but without much certainty. But it's definite that the appearance of the fix being in is present.

    I don't, however, make any assumption that the Democrats are any less likely to fix the votes than are the Republicans. Either party in power is going to have people in office who want it to stay in power, and aren't too picky about how. (I originally wrote "Any party...", but I'm not absolutely certain that that's correct. History provides a couple of counterexamples, not many, but a couple. There would probably more if I knew more history of local groups.)

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  148. The probability of this being chance are 0.015625 by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Apparently, the old Clinton magic is back.

  149. Conspiracy confirmed at the p 0.05 level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes as much statistical sense as lots of other political studies....

  150. The story is wrong by riverat1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Posting this here so it gets more views.

    The story is wrong. There were many more coin flips than just the 6 reported and Sanders won his fair share of them. The coin flips are a result of precincts that have an odd number of delegates to the Iowa State Democratic Convention. Say the precinct has 5 delegates and the vote between Clinton and Sanders was a tie. The precinct then sends 2 delegates for Clinton and 2 delegates for Sanders and the 5th delegate is decided by the coin flip. IIRC from the story I heard on NPR there are something like 11,000 delegates to the Iowa State Democratic Convention and it is at that convention where the actual delegates to the Democratic National Convention are selected. So with 11,000 delegates to the state convention the results of a few coin flips aren't going to change much.

    1. Re: The story is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The story is wrong? I am shocked! Shocked!

  151. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How remarkably trite.

  152. "in at least six precincts" by Punto · · Score: 2

    In "at least" six precincts, what does that mean exactly? To me that implies that there were more precincts where they had to decide by coin toss, which means there could have been another 6 where Sanders won. Anyone can cherry pick a sub group of tosses out of a bigger total that came out with an unlikely result..

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    1. Re:"in at least six precincts" by TonyNLewis · · Score: 1

      Actually, "Except that doesn't tell the whole story. In fact, there were at least a dozen tiebreakers — and "Sen. Sanders won at least a handful," an Iowa Democratic Party official told NPR." from http://www.npr.org/2016/02/02/... But it does make a good story. Before you flame me, I'm actually a big Bernie fan. But false stories don't strengthen any argument!

  153. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahaha no.

    The odds of EITHER Bernie OR Hillary getting 6 for 6 would be 1/32. But we are specifically talking about HILLARY, who is the candidate with all the shenanigans. If Bernie won all the coins, it's not because he knows a guy, it's because 1/64 can happen. If Hillary wins all of them... well... it COULD mean that, but...

    Anyway, other posts say the 6 for 6 wasn't a the whole story anyway.

  154. A saying in French by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avoir un pot de cocue

    "Having the chance of a cuckold". See everything has an explanation.

  155. Re:Oh you mean just like when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As bad as crackhead George Bush Jr. was, the future carbon billionaire faggot Gore would have been possibly worse.

    There is NEVER a good answer in the two party system, as they all have the exact same policies where it counts, and are all beholden to the same shadowy masters.

  156. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The coins could all have been heads OR they could all have been tails. There are 64 possible outcomes, but 2 are sufficient. 1/32 is correct.

    I still don't see it. There is a 1/32 chance that *either* of the two candidates would have won all of the coin flips, but only a 1/64 chance for 'only Clinton' or 'only Sanders'

    As a stat teacher, you get an A, the parent post gets an F.

  157. Re:Oh you mean just like when by tsotha · · Score: 1

    There was never a recount that showed anything other than a Bush victory. You people are simply crazy.

  158. Re: Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 200 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the only fair process would have been to let the Florida legislature handle it like the US Constitution envisions. There's nothing in there to suggest you even get to vote for president, let alone that you have some equal-protection right to how it's counted

  159. So stupid in fact that it didn't happen. by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

    Coin flips did not win Iowa for Hillary Clinton.

    Clinton wasn't going to(and didn't) cheat to win Iowa and it wasn't decided by a coin toss. What most people don't understand is that she doesn't need to win Iowa. Bernie doesn't have a chance because he doesn't have any super delegates. The McGovern nomination showed the democrats decades ago that allowing a more ideologically pure candidate win the nomination will likely end any chance of presidential win. This is a lesson the republicans are learning the hard way. The republicans are racing to the right to win the nomination which will alienate the general public and cost them the election again(and again and again).

  160. Yeah.... by Ferretman · · Score: 1

    ...sure she did.

    She'd slit the throat of a kitten live on TV if she thought it would win her voters -- she ain't above cheating, bribing the judges who tossed the coins, etc.

    Ferret

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  161. Two-tailed probability distribution by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    Nope.

    People make that statistical error all the time. The question is whether to use one-tailed or two-tailed statistical tests. You are proposing using a one-tailed statistical test, but two-tailed is correct here.

    The thing that seems anomalous is getting the same result six ties in a row. Whether that's six heads in a row, or six tails in a row, is irrelevant. What you should be testing for is the probability of getting the same result n times in a row, whether that is heads or tails.

    http://www.ats.ucla.edu/stat/m... tells more.

    But, wait: what if you are about to say "Well, if it had been Bernie that won six times in a row, I'd accept it as chance, but since it's Hillary, I am suspicious"? Wouldn't that be a reason to use one-tailed probabilities?

    No. What you just did there was to insert your own bias. The whole point of statistics is to avoid bias.
    A good rule is, if you can't decide if you should use two-tailed probability or one-tailed, always use two-tailed.

    --in any case, though, if the Washington Post is accurate, there were over a dozen coin flips, and Sanders also won some of the tosses.

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    1. Re:Two-tailed probability distribution by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      No, you're making false assumption. I never said anything about the probability of heads (or tails) coming up 6 times in a row.

      The question is, what are the probabilities of calling a coin toss correctly 6 times in a row. Each coin toss is a separate event that doesn't influence the one before it or the one after it.

      The probability of calling it correctly is 50% for each toss. The odds of calling the toss 6 times in a row is .5 * .5 * .5 * .5 * .5 * .5, or 1/64.

      But, wait: what if you are about to say "Well, if it had been Bernie that won six times in a row, I'd accept it as chance, but since it's Hillary, I am suspicious"? Wouldn't that be a reason to use one-tailed probabilities?

      No. What you just did there was to insert your own bias. The whole point of statistics is to avoid bias. A good rule is, if you can't decide if you should use two-tailed probability or one-tailed, always use two-tailed.

      Total bullshit reasoning - I am not an American, so, like most of the world, I'm just kicking back and laughing at the stupidity of the American election process. The only bias here is yours - trying to troll for whatever reason you do.

      Your "logic" is full of sh*t in this case.

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    2. Re:Two-tailed probability distribution by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

      No, you're making false assumption. I never said anything about the probability of heads (or tails) coming up 6 times in a row.

      Let me explain this again. If you ever have the question of "should I use one-tailed or two-tailed probability distribution in this statistical analysis," here is a clue: always use two-tailed unless there is a very compelling argument not to.

      The question is, what are the probabilities of calling a coin toss correctly 6 times in a row.

      And two people called the coin toss: Sanders and Clinton. The odds of one of the two of them calling it correctly 6 times in a row is one in 32, not one in 62.

      http://study.com/academy/lesso...

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    3. Re:Two-tailed probability distribution by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      The odds of one of the two of them calling it correctly 6 times in a row

      I'd clarify that, and say "The odds of either one of the two of them." Otherwise there's room for interpreting it as "a particular one of the two of them."

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    4. Re:Two-tailed probability distribution by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      What a crock. Only one calls the toss. Have you ever actually done a coin-toss?

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  162. It's possible to win a coin toss with practice by popo · · Score: 1

    With practice you can win a coin toss most of the time.

    http://www.wired.com/2010/11/s...

    There is zero reason to assume it is a 50/50 chance.

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  163. Re:Oh you mean just like when by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    "Statistically speaking" is completely bogus in this context. Bush won the original count and each recount; the US Supreme Court prevented a fraud wherein Democrats would have forced recounts that continued until the Democrat won, at which point the recounts would have stopped.

    Vote counting is an exact enumeration. "500 is statistically the same as 499" is nonsense and an attempt to deceive. If you insist on using statistical terms, I will say that the standard deviation of an exact count is zero.

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  164. Re:Oh you mean just like when by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    But vote counting is not an exact numeration! Run the same cards through an electronic reader and you get a different result. Even the ballots where you fill in bubbles will do the same thing. Now you remove those machines and insist that humans do the counting and the error rate goes up drastically.

    Statistics is probably not the right word, I agree. Instead this is a measurement error. Two horses reached the finish line at the same time and the photograph of the finish can not discern which nose crossed the line first because the distance is less than the resolution of the camera. The votes may be a discrete number fut there's no reliable way to count them accurately. A logical conclusion would have been to split the electors equally (except that this would have angered the losing party and we'd have just as ugly a conflict in the courts). That's why people wanted electronic voting but that resulted in hurried decisions that caused many lousy machines to be purchased.

    I would not blame Democrats alone, the Republicans were full of shenanigans as well. Each side felt that they were the pure honest people up against the rankest sorts of evil.

    The difference in votes, comparing best result for Gore and best result for Bush according to results from a later count from news organizations, was about 750 votes. And still some people think that their votes don't count.

    It was very educational though. Americans learned all about the weird ways in which we count votes, the petty officials that are put in charge of the process, the petty way that the "independent" petty officials will try to influence things, how little money is actually spent ensuring that voting is fair and properly run, etc.

  165. Its headache time for Hillary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did you see the way he was looking at her during the final "victory speech" Papa goona get summmmm!!!

    Perhaps if you mean he's thinking of all the fresh interns and all the free time he'll have as the first gentlemen on his white house return.

    If you are referring to Hillary I think she'll be pretty freakin stressed out. Beating Bernie Sanders by literally a coin flip!!!! That does not bode well. Especially with Rubio essentially tying Trump and getting damn close to Cruz, distinguishing himself and breaking away from the pack of single digit'ers, becoming a viable alternative. No, Hillary's bound to have a headache for a while.

  166. HillyBilly Bought Her First Presidential Election by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tears of joy ran down the face of Billy Clinton!

    HillyBilly's Supplicants cheered wildly, even without narcotics, though narcotics were supplied after to soooothe the savage beast.

    Cheers HillyBilly, You Bought a Caucus but what about the real Election (Erection)?

    Ha ha Bitch

  167. As always, by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    money supports the Clintons.

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  168. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by pthisis · · Score: 1

    Given that Clinton did win all six flips, the odds that the flips were fair is ... hmm?

    The summary is disingenuous and misleading, though if you parse it closely enough it's not necessarily an outright lie. Clinton did win at least 6 flips, but she also lost at least a handful of the dozen or so total flips.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?... has video of one of the several that Bernie won.

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  169. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by pthisis · · Score: 1

    NPR talked to the Iowa Democratic Committee; they say there were at least a dozen tiebreakers, and Sanders won at least a handful. All the 6 of 6 shows is that you can cherry pick things to make them look fishy.

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  170. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1/6 * 1/6 * 1/6 * 1/6 * 1/6 * 1/6 = 1/46,656

  171. this si the flaw of the US process by aepervius · · Score: 1

    "Well, d'oh. If you change the electoral process you can get different results"
     
    Then your electoral process is deeply flawed. With a direct process like in my country, it does not matter how many time you partition and recount : sum are commutative and associative in the end you get the same final number. But with a represenative process you have shenanigan like gerrymandering and you can "win" election before the vote and recount can change the results. That alone should tell you haw deeply flawed the process is.

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    1. Re: this si the flaw of the US process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gerrymandering doesn't apply with presidential elections. The borders are the state borders. Those are changed exceeding rarely. The last change between states was 95 years ago and was a couple square kilometers.

    2. Re:this si the flaw of the US process by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Then your electoral process is deeply flawed.

      Bullshit.

      With a direct process like in my country, it does not matter how many time you partition and recount

      When you recount them to the same standards it does not matter how many times you recount, and that's what I've said. But CHANGING THE PROCESS means you aren't counting them to the same standards, or counting the same ballots.

      When you say "the standard is a hole in a piece of paper" and count them the first time, and then change the standard to be "a hole OR any 'dimple' where the hole might be", your answer will be different. When you add in "we're throwing out absentees from certain people/origins that we counted the first time", you get yet another number.

      So yes, in ANY system, if you change the system after the election is over you can be pretty sure that the results will come out differently. Even in your perfect country with its perfect system, which you did not identify. And if you are able to target specific kinds of ballots for elimination because they've been counted and you know they favor the other candidate, then yes, it is almost certain you can change the result.

      But with a represenative process you have shenanigan like gerrymandering and you can "win" election before the vote and recount can change the results.

      Gerrymandering has nothing to do with the voting process, and it does not occur while the ballots are being counted and therefore cannot change the result of a count.

      It appears that you do not understand what gerrymandering is or when it happens. It cannot change the outcome of a vote based on a recount.

  172. Questions needing answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Going forensic, here's the first questions to ask-

    Of course, let's see the coin.

    Was it the same coin each time?

    Who produced it?

    Was it a monetary coin (as implied) or some special ceremonial coin used especially for this purpose?

    Did Clinton always pick heads or tails or did she vary?

    Did Clinton always pick and Bernie took the other or did both Clinton and Bernie take turns picking?
    Is there video?

    Can we get a magician on the case? If you were going to do this "trick" what is the strongest version you could perpetrate? Could you do it with a fair coin you'd never seen or touched? Could you go hi-tech with some sort of unseen electromagnetic or other force-field type device? The sky's the limit here since the stakes are so high and the money and know-how available to the cheaters is virtually unlimited.

    Sleuths of the Internet , I Summon Thee...

  173. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The probability that Clinton could have chosen all size correctly are
    probability of choosing first one (1) correctly = 1/2
    and the next (2) 1/2 x 1/2 =1/4
    (3) 1/8
    (4) (1/16)
    (5) 1/32
    (6) 1/64

    answer: 1/64. This conclusion is as elementary as probability gets

  174. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by asylumx · · Score: 1

    Are you using a six sided coin?

  175. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Talderas · · Score: 1

    Non sunt multiplicanda entia sine necessitate

    There is always tiger in my home but that tiger is so afraid of people that when the doorknob turns the tiger goes and hides and he is such a good hider that we can never find him.

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  176. Re:Oh you mean just like when by tbannist · · Score: 1

    Bush won the original count and each recount; the US Supreme Court prevented a fraud wherein Democrats would have forced recounts that continued until the Democrat won, at which point the recounts would have stopped.

    I'm not even American, and I know that's not what the actual investigations showed. They showed that Gore would have won under a state-wide recount, but that a recount of just the precincts that had obvious problems would have still left Bush with a very narrow lead.

    Other, some would say civilised, countries have rules that say when the result is that close it is mandatory to do a recount by hand with scrutineers from all interested parties present to verify the count, so that there is not even the appearance of corruption in their elections.

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  177. Rumours by sisif · · Score: 1
    According to http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02...

    Of the seven coin flips/games of chance that were held in precincts using the Microsoft app, six of those were flips to determine whether a county delegate slot went to Clinton or Sanders. Of those six Clinton-vs.-Sanders coin flips, Sanders won five and Clinton one. The seventh coin flip was used to determine whether a county delegate slot went to Sanders or Martin O'Malley. Sanders won that coin flip as well. So in the seven coin flips that the Iowa Democratic Party has a record of, Sanders won six of them.

  178. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by kria · · Score: 1

    Why is this only modded to a score of three? I want to vote for Bernie, but the idea that Clinton was cheating at coin tosses was a little silly, and I'm glad to see the complete picture posted. Now, mod it the rest of the way up, folks. :)

  179. There's a word in England for this by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    TOSSER!!!!

  180. Who provided the coins? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    The odds of winning 6 coin tosses in a row is (IIRC) 0.5^6 which is a mere 1.56% chance. I'd like to know if Hillary provided the coins.

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    Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
  181. Not a record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nasser Hussain, as England cricket captain, lost 14 consecutive coin tosses to decide who batted first. 6 is a 1 in 64 chance: 14 is much longer odds. (1 in 16,384).

  182. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    It's not exactly hard information to find.

  183. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a 1 in 32 chance that one of the candidates would have won all 6 tosses.

    It is hardly astronomical, and given that we have 50 states in the union, a relatively unsurprising event.

  184. Random or bias? by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    Hahaha no.

    The odds of EITHER Bernie OR Hillary getting 6 for 6 would be 1/32. But we are specifically talking about HILLARY, who is the candidate with all the shenanigans.

    What you just did here is to insert your own a-priori personal bias into the statistics.

    Your personal bias is fine. Just don't confuse it with statistics.
     

    If Bernie won all the coins, it's not because he knows a guy, it's because 1/64 can happen.

    Your statement "result X would show shenanigans if it favors candidate Y, but would be explained by random chance if it favors candidate Z" is a statement of personal bias, not a calculation of statistics.

    Anyway, other posts say the 6 for 6 wasn't a the whole story anyway.

    Yes, exactly. In fact, the best-documented results are from the counties that did their reporting using the election software (about half the counties reported using the software, and half reported by hand). In these counties, Sanders won six coin flips, and Clinton won one.
    http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/02/...
    So, a more interesting question might be this: given that there were about a dozen coin flips, and Clinton and Sanders won roughly equal numbers, what are the chances that the six that Clinton won would be commented on by the news media, while the six that Sanders won would be ignored? Is this random, or is this bias?

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  185. ERROR - The RNC has no "superdelagates" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Wikipage leaves out a vital detail:

    The Republican delegates referred to (the 3 party leaders from each state) ARE REQUIRED BY PARTY RULES to vote the way the majority of the voters in their state voted. These delegates in the RNC are not free to throw their weight behind somebody the voters rejected, and thus are NOT "superdelagates" like in the Democrat party.

    There's more than one way to be biased. The obvious way is by directly lying. The less-obvious way, which is more-often on sites like Wikipedia where trolls are always trying to deceive, is by leaving out vital details.

  186. Selective reporting, NPR documents other tosses by nes_x · · Score: 1

    There were many more than six tosses, and Sanders won some of the others http://www.npr.org/2016/02/02/...

  187. And, shockingly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When she and Bill left the WhiteHouse in 2000 and claimed to be "flat broke", she did not immediately toss money into cattle futures again where she was apparently an expert...

    For funding her 2008 run and now her 2016 run, she did not directly use her investor wizardry..... nope, she gave speeches behind closed doors for nearly every Wall St investment bank. Who knows what she said? Perhaps she dispensed her investment strategy wisdom for hundreds of thousands of dollars an hour. Maybe she taught her investment techniques to her daughter and that's what she, in turn, dispenses in her super-expensive behind-closed-doors talks too...

    Or, maybe, rich people paying to hear Hillary and Chelsea talk is just a way to legally funnel money to a potentially super-powerful politician and write-off the contribution as a "business expense"...

    Occam's Razor, anybody>

  188. The RNC released raw vote counts, why not the DNC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not shilling for the RNC, but we know the pecking order among the Republicans because the numbers were released to the press in real-time. Why did the DNC not release their vote counts in real-time and why were there no verifiable numbers released even by midnight after the counts were done?

    This stinks and I think Bernie was robbed. Debbie Wassermam-Shultz has been running the DNC as a Hillary machine for several years now and I do not think she and her pals are ever going to let the voters choose anybody but Hillary as the Democratic nominee.

  189. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by wyHunter · · Score: 1

    Well that seems quite obvious, doesn't it?

  190. Learned from the republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clinton's team won 6 out of 6 coin tosses????? Maybe they learned how to 'improve their odds' from the replublican operatives?

    Myself, I feel 'the Bern'!

  191. Re: Butterfly Ballot not Supreme Court decided 200 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets not forget, whatever you attribute the close call too, it lead to events that over time will cost our nation 10 trillion dollars, that would have in all likelyhood bwen put to better use had Gore won rhe election, I would say rhe same results would happen with Sanders.

  192. Hey Slashdot... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Hey Slashdot, you wanted ideas about things you could do to improve yourself. How about adding a retraction and/or additional information to a summary after it's been shown that the whole thing is a load of hooey?

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    systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
  193. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    It's not exactly hard information to find.

    Yeah, someone with too much time on his hands has a web page with the information on it. Thank goodness we have the interwebs so we can all enjoy such an enriching and valuable tidbit of information to make our daily lives just that much more livable.

    I think I'll go watch some cute cat videos because I feel a bit depressed right now. And maybe later I'll go look at what all the people instagramming every meal they've had ate for breakfast. But wait, someone just reported the critical detail that he's walking in the park and saw a bird. Gotta go... this could be big!

  194. Re:97% odds against either winning all flips fairl by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but I'm still going to be suspicious at p < 0.05.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  195. good for bernie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i mean, technically he won, right? why not just discount ties, is that so crazy?

  196. Doing this "coin-toss" was a crime. by AES84 · · Score: 0

    I want off this planet.

  197. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But prior to them picking which side of the coin goes to which person, each of the two choices had a 1/32 chance of winning all the tosses. Only afterwards can you claim 1/64 when taking both people into account.

  198. Re:update - there were other tosses which Sanders by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

    Actually, they each had a 1/64 chance of winning all of the tosses. There was only ever a 1/32 chance of SOMEONE winning all of the tosses.

  199. An unknown number of flips by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    What a crock. Only one calls the toss. Have you ever actually done a coin-toss?

    If you want to be pedantic, neither of them call the toss-- neither candidate was even present. The county clerk of elections both flips the coin (or designates the person who does so), and calls which result goes to which candidate (or designates the person who does so). If the clerk calls heads for one candidate, they are calling tails for the other.

    That's the way coin tosses work: calling heads one way also means calling tails the other.

    What I find more puzzling, and probably more worthy of attention, is that the media almost instantly put out the story "Hillary won six out of six coin flips"-- but the best reported actual data is that, of the coin flips that were officially recorded, Sanders won five out of six against Clinton, and one out of one against O’Malley. (e.g., this report).
    So, was it just coincidence that the media happened to get 6 out of 6 data points about Hillary winning coin flips against Bernie, but zero out of six data points about Bernie winning coin flips against Hillary? What are the odds of that? Well, the same calculation.

    The original six out of six number apparently came from the The Des Moines Register, who based their reporting on what had been posted to Facebook (!). In a later story, they stated that the actual found of coin flips was "unknown".

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    1. Re:An unknown number of flips by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1
      Watch the coin toss on TV next football game. It's called by the player.

      Also, your claim that calling it right 6 times in a row is only 1/32 is still bs, akin to the off-by-one errors in programming.

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  200. Coin tosses *and* election fraud... by Druegan · · Score: 1

    ..except I don't see any fuss being made about a Clinton campaign staffer impersonating a precinct captain, and being caught on video perpetrating shenanigans...