Do you get busy with all that spin? Panasonic doesn't have a problem partnering with Toyota. Guess when your bro Elon calls them up and begs for more price cuts every 6 months, they look at the overdue bills and told him to fuck off.
What about taking a shit or getting laid? I'm picturing an SNL/South Park/etc spoof where he shits in the kitchen sink. Or a toothless crack head is blowing him while his VR headset shows natalie portman.
I guess that's actually 2 questions.
Maybe he should try some real-life CR frogger next?
I've submitted probably close to a hundred debian bug reports over the years. These are project that don't have an upstream or the bug is debian specific. Most of them include patches to fix the issue. I don't think any have been looked at.
Yes, the SEC knows for certain he didn't "consult with the board." Look man, last week the SEC sent Tesla's lawyers a letter asking if that tweet had been pre-approved. Their response was, "uhh, no.". It was worse than that! They made it clear that nobody looks at tweets until after they're sent. SEC asked for a list of all tweets that had been pre-approved. They got back a blank sheet of paper. Tesla hired a well known, well respected securities lawyer to babysit Musk's twitter account. HE QUIT THE NEXT DAY. Probably filed a whistle blower claim so he can collect 10% of the fine, too.
Glad you brought that up. Now the 8K gave a guidance of 360,000-400,000. On the earnings call, Musk said 350,000 to 500,000. Do you think his babysitter approved both of the 400,000 and 500,000 numbers? The 350,000- 500,000 number was given in response to a question, ie, not a prepared answer. Was there a tape delay so his baby sitter could approve that guidance?
California had a constitutional amendment over it. I shit you not. There is, literally, no shit in my pants right now. I can't promise what will happen in the future, but right now, there is no shit in my pants. Anyhow, 2008 prop 1A authorize 10 billion in bonds for high speed rail. If I had a dollar for every time I shit my pants, I would have to shit my pants 10 billion times. Think about that. And my underwear would probably look a lot like the California constitution, what with all these fucking retarded amendments.
It's worse than that. Telsa's profit is from selling GHG/EV credits* and dropping the warranty reserve on their cars to $2,000. If they have to properly account for shit like that, warranty reserves go up and profit goes away.
Tesla owners talk about the "Tesla stretch" -- buying a car that's twice as much as you can afford. Well, Tesla has a Tesla stretch too -- it's stretching out payments to suppliers and stretching out time to get parts and stretching out repair times.
* no disrespect. Tesla sells cars at a loss and makes it up with regulatory credits. Google gives away search results so they can sell your personal information.
There are 3 Model 3 price points: $44,000, $51,000, and $62,000. The $35,000 version is right next to the sign for dead nigger storage. You don't see a sign for dead nigger storage? Well, that's because there is no $35,000 model 3.
In Q3 they sold every performance (then $64k) model they could, then had to switch production to long range and mid range for Q4. At this point, there is little to no demand for the performance or long range models in the US. This is according to common sense, Elon's RIF letter, and his statements to DB.
Now they're trying to sell the expensive model in Europe.
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Do you get busy with all that spin? Panasonic doesn't have a problem partnering with Toyota. Guess when your bro Elon calls them up and begs for more price cuts every 6 months, they look at the overdue bills and told him to fuck off.
Barometric altitude is much more accurate than GPS altitude.
What about taking a shit or getting laid? I'm picturing an SNL/South Park/etc spoof where he shits in the kitchen sink. Or a toothless crack head is blowing him while his VR headset shows natalie portman.
I guess that's actually 2 questions.
Maybe he should try some real-life CR frogger next?
I've submitted probably close to a hundred debian bug reports over the years. These are project that don't have an upstream or the bug is debian specific. Most of them include patches to fix the issue. I don't think any have been looked at.
Just when you think they hit peak silicon valley, this one goes to 11.
Fortunately, Tesla only tests their cars on nice sunny southern California days, so there's no risk of injury.
Teslas with Autopilot are so safe they don't need bumpers.
Might as well face it - he was addicted to love.
"FSD" means Firetruck Suicide Device., right?
Yes, the SEC knows for certain he didn't "consult with the board." Look man, last week the SEC sent Tesla's lawyers a letter asking if that tweet had been pre-approved. Their response was, "uhh, no.". It was worse than that! They made it clear that nobody looks at tweets until after they're sent. SEC asked for a list of all tweets that had been pre-approved. They got back a blank sheet of paper. Tesla hired a well known, well respected securities lawyer to babysit Musk's twitter account. HE QUIT THE NEXT DAY. Probably filed a whistle blower claim so he can collect 10% of the fine, too.
Glad you brought that up. Now the 8K gave a guidance of 360,000-400,000. On the earnings call, Musk said 350,000 to 500,000. Do you think his babysitter approved both of the 400,000 and 500,000 numbers? The 350,000- 500,000 number was given in response to a question, ie, not a prepared answer. Was there a tape delay so his baby sitter could approve that guidance?
GOATSE WARNING!!! That's the biggest asshole I have ever seen.
Bakersfield to Modesto? Tell me who's going to take that train...
Homeless meth addicts looking for a place to sleep.
And I hope grimes rubs her pussy in my face :) Especially if Elon just rode her bareback...
California had a constitutional amendment over it. I shit you not. There is, literally, no shit in my pants right now. I can't promise what will happen in the future, but right now, there is no shit in my pants. Anyhow, 2008 prop 1A authorize 10 billion in bonds for high speed rail. If I had a dollar for every time I shit my pants, I would have to shit my pants 10 billion times. Think about that. And my underwear would probably look a lot like the California constitution, what with all these fucking retarded amendments.
what about slashdot readers? Sleep? Exercise? LOL.
Tesla autopilot can't avoid stationary vehicles either.
It's worse than that. Telsa's profit is from selling GHG/EV credits* and dropping the warranty reserve on their cars to $2,000. If they have to properly account for shit like that, warranty reserves go up and profit goes away.
Tesla owners talk about the "Tesla stretch" -- buying a car that's twice as much as you can afford. Well, Tesla has a Tesla stretch too -- it's stretching out payments to suppliers and stretching out time to get parts and stretching out repair times.
* no disrespect. Tesla sells cars at a loss and makes it up with regulatory credits. Google gives away search results so they can sell your personal information.
how often are you raped and sodomized in the basement of a repair shop?
From now on, slashdot will be known as digg.com. Please update your bookmarks and muscle memory.
I'm having flashbacks to the last time you posted this story!! ðYðY
There are 3 Model 3 price points: $44,000, $51,000, and $62,000. The $35,000 version is right next to the sign for dead nigger storage. You don't see a sign for dead nigger storage? Well, that's because there is no $35,000 model 3.
In Q3 they sold every performance (then $64k) model they could, then had to switch production to long range and mid range for Q4. At this point, there is little to no demand for the performance or long range models in the US. This is according to common sense, Elon's RIF letter, and his statements to DB.
Now they're trying to sell the expensive model in Europe.
... and all it shows is tentacle rape and pixelated vaginas.
Yeah, but 2 minutes * 4 times a day * 7 days a week is only 1 hour of battery time.
Yeah, but it would look pretty bad if his tesla autopiloted into a parked fire truck.