I'm sure Maureen wouldn't want her personal details published on a web page -- imagine all of the anti-SCO kooks out there that might use it for nefarious purposes
Not a bad idea. Sauce for the goose and all that.
I'm sure one of the more nutty of the brethren are working on that right now.
It would be amusing to hear mareen screech about that.
About the best DBA I ever met is an EXTREME flamer. He doesn't wear dresses or anything, but he wears tiny, tight shorts in public and does the whole mincing thing. He does it on purpose, to piss off homophobes. It's a hoot.
So hire someone who is perfect for the position, but who the boss can't stand personally (make sure the new hire is in a "protected group"). If the boss turns around and fires him, the boss can be sued for discrimination.
No, much better would be to FIND him a replacement. Surely you know someone who's even a bigger pyscho asshole as your boss. Hire him.
With a little luck, they will kill each other.
Other choices:
- Really Smelly Homeless Guy - Seriously, Seriously Flaming Gay Guy (best if boss is a homophobe) - One of those guys who is SUPER nice, but a TOTAL fuck-up (they are very hard to fire)
Is it just me, or did Murphy just kill his career?
Unless it turns out he works for M$, of course.
He claims to be a Unix guy, and Unix will very soon go away, replaced by Linux. Piss off the Linux activists (who, like most activists, tend to be quite rabid and have very long memories) and he will need to learn the phrase "Would you like fries with that?".
Use a cutting torch to reduce the drive plates to slag. Crush the slag into powder. Eat the powder over a period of weeks. Take care to defecate in a different city (different continent is better) after each dose of power.
I bought a Sony DirecTV system. The LNB did not work. No LED, nothing.
I called Sony. The goober I talked to said "You can by a new LNB locally". No, I said, it's under warranty. He wanted a credit card to charge me for the new one. I thought it was to make sure I sent in the old one. No, he wanted to CHARGE ME for the new part and didn't care what I did with the old one. This went on for a while. Finally, I had to go into total, screaming asshole mode to get my point across.
I wonder how many people fall for that BS and wind up paying for parts that are under warranty?
It is wrong to murder prostitutes after you have sex with them.
Frankly, it's a lot easier to kill them first. Takes the fight right out of them.
It looks like the demoscum is getting desperate. They are reduced to creating false documents without even a letterhead and now "The Bitch From Hope" is anti-abortion and anti-gaming. Next I guess she will be joining the NRA.
Makes me proud I voted Liberarian in the last election...
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"Sing" is the wrong term. It was more of a bad rap.
I'm sure Maureen wouldn't want her personal details published on a web page -- imagine all of the anti-SCO kooks out there that might use it for nefarious purposes
Not a bad idea. Sauce for the goose and all that.
I'm sure one of the more nutty of the brethren are working on that right now.
It would be amusing to hear mareen screech about that.
IIRC, GBC resolution is 160x144.
Yeah, Craig is a good guy. I have never had any issues buying from him or heard of anyone having issues.
He also ports emulators and other code to various machines (like the GP32).
About the best DBA I ever met is an EXTREME flamer. He doesn't wear dresses or anything, but he wears tiny, tight shorts in public and does the whole mincing thing. He does it on purpose, to piss off homophobes. It's a hoot.
So hire someone who is perfect for the position, but who the boss can't stand personally (make sure the new hire is in a "protected group"). If the boss turns around and fires him, the boss can be sued for discrimination.
If you live in texas you are in reasonably good shape on the final paycheck thing.
Hell, in Texas you can probably shoot his ass for pulling shit like that.
No, much better would be to FIND him a replacement. Surely you know someone who's even a bigger pyscho asshole as your boss. Hire him.
With a little luck, they will kill each other.
Other choices:
- Really Smelly Homeless Guy
- Seriously, Seriously Flaming Gay Guy (best if boss is a homophobe)
- One of those guys who is SUPER nice, but a TOTAL fuck-up (they are very hard to fire)
Use your imagination.
It would be SO COOL if they got Dirk Bennidict to play a human-form Cylon on the new season of BG.
Do you think that would piss off the folks who got pissed off with a female Starbuck?
Hmm, maybe the guy in the black walking iron lung suit? Tall fella, sounds a lot like James Earl Jones, good with the force, evil as hell?
Name escapes me right now...
"Kid" is state of mind. Case in point, I may not look 12 but I damn sure act like it!
Nitpick time:
"I love it when a plan comes together"
Don't screw with Hannibal.
90% of all statisticians would disagree with that point.
Is it just me, or did Murphy just kill his career?
Unless it turns out he works for M$, of course.
He claims to be a Unix guy, and Unix will very soon go away, replaced by Linux. Piss off the Linux activists (who, like most activists, tend to be quite rabid and have very long memories) and he will need to learn the phrase "Would you like fries with that?".
You for the "dagnabbit!".
Use a cutting torch to reduce the drive plates to slag. Crush the slag into powder. Eat the powder over a period of weeks. Take care to defecate in a different city (different continent is better) after each dose of power.
How else do you cleanse the palate between beers?
Wild Turkey.
Duh.
Longest setup for a KHAAAN, KHAAAN! joke ever:
Two Kirks, a Khan and a Pizza Place
WHAT AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT!
Did you come up with that yourself?
Moderators, mod this up to +50, Insightfull!
If they pull Enterprise off UPN that will leave what, wacky African-American comedies too dumb for the WB?
The ugly end.
Never saw "Starship Troopers", did you?
I bought a Sony DirecTV system. The LNB did not work. No LED, nothing.
I called Sony. The goober I talked to said "You can by a new LNB locally". No, I said, it's under warranty. He wanted a credit card to charge me for the new one. I thought it was to make sure I sent in the old one. No, he wanted to CHARGE ME for the new part and didn't care what I did with the old one. This went on for a while. Finally, I had to go into total, screaming asshole mode to get my point across.
I wonder how many people fall for that BS and wind up paying for parts that are under warranty?
This is SONY we're talking about. When I have had to deal with their warranty service it's always been HELL!
If this wasn't in the press because they just launched, Sony probably wouldn't replace jack.
Anyone want to bet this replacement policy quietly changes in a couple of months?
It is wrong to murder prostitutes after you have sex with them.
Frankly, it's a lot easier to kill them first. Takes the fight right out of them.
It looks like the demoscum is getting desperate. They are reduced to creating false documents without even a letterhead and now "The Bitch From Hope" is anti-abortion and anti-gaming. Next I guess she will be joining the NRA.
Makes me proud I voted Liberarian in the last election...
Especially when you consider that Kirk was the youngest Starfleet captain ever!
He was, until Captain Tryla Scott stole that honor 85 or so years later.