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  1. Re:I've heard of this before. on Las Vegas Hotel Vdara an Accidental Death Ray · · Score: 1

    There was a fire here (UK) some time ago that was eventually traced to a crystal ball on a windowsill. Curtains caught fire when the sun was out at just the right height that spring.

  2. Re:The problem is solvable on Could Anti-Texting Laws Make Roads More Dangerous? · · Score: 1

    God forbid I should be a passenger... on a train. Can't believe some fuckwit modded this insightful.

  3. Re:If you really need this... on Almost-Satnav For Cycling · · Score: 1

    Because this takes hills into account.
    Because this allows you to choose fastest/quietest/balanced routes.
    Because this will route you along cycle ways that motorbikes aren't allowed down.

    (Because I already own an iPhone so it's free!)

    Honestly, did you read any of the friendly article at all?

  4. Re:Chess on 1K JavaScript Madness · · Score: 1

    Doesn't do castling... but he's got one byte left...!

    Very impressive.

    Just.

  5. Re:Alien vs AlienScientist.... ALIEN WINS on Destroy Entire Websites With Asteroids Bookmarklet · · Score: 1

    Or it could be simply the slashdot effect. In fact, yeah, it's probably that.

  6. Re:This is how they see you, IT grunts on The A-Team of IT — and How To Assemble One · · Score: 1

    That is shockingly true.

    I once had a database design altered by a manager because it didn't reflect the corporate structure:

    Division B has data just like Division A, so they can use the same tables with a different top level key, right?

    No, Division B reports to Division A so their tables have to hang off Division A's tables even though there is no data dependency whatsoever.

    Trying to code the resulting middle tier layer screwed up a multi-million pound project so badly that 90% of its objectives had to be descoped. It also gave me a nervous breakdown.

    Just.

  7. Re:Original Article on Terry Pratchett's Self-Made Meteorite Sword · · Score: 1

    Stuff I have read suggests that the sword was sheathed on the right side because their shields were quite heavy.

    Personally I think I could draw a short sword perfectly comfortably, thumb down.
    Your elbow joints may vary.

    Just.

  8. Re:Can it meet safety standards? on Meet the Virginia-Built 110MPG X-Prize Car · · Score: 1

    Dear New Boy,

    Could you please read the friendly article and do the slightest bit of skim-reading before commenting...

    * Mainstream class entries must seat at least four passengers, have four wheels, and have a minimum 200 mile range
    * Alternative class entries open up the design space a bit by reducing the requirements to seat at least two passengers with a minimum 100 mile range and no minimum on the number of wheels
    * Regardless, to win, vehicles must complete all on-track tests, demonstrate fuel economy numbers equal to at least 100 MPGe, pass all FMVSS requirements , and complete validation testing on the chassis dynamometer.
    * Beyond these, the fastest time clocked in the Finals Events wins

    No, that's silly. I must be new here.

  9. Re:There is only one way.. on Preventing Networked Gizmo Use During Exams? · · Score: 1

    "I say we take off and nuke a relatively nearby site with a fairly small nuke from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

  10. Re:Lawyers. on Defending Self In a Case of On-Line Identity Theft? · · Score: 1

    When and if I need a lawyer, I only intend to hire one who actively claims to be an asshole.

    So all lawyers are assholes. Even Shakespeare knew that.

    J.

  11. Re:"just google it" on Microsoft Suspends Gamer For Being From Fort Gay · · Score: 1

    Fabulously, it now has a single result for its own suggestion..!

    This is like Dr Who, but with search terms.

  12. Re:Only if they can do it with out getting shot on GPS Tracking Without a Warrant Declared Legal · · Score: 1

    "I thought he was a terrorist placing a bomb, and that if I challenged him he would detonate it"

    There's your imminent danger right there.

  13. Re:Other News... on Lost Star Wars Scene In the Wild · · Score: 1

    I read it as "thanks, fuckarse".

    Could be either...

  14. Re:The expansion of IP/Trademarks on Rupert Murdoch Claims To Own the 'Sky' In 'Skype' · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's an old Goon Show where they trademark the word 'Help!' and they go around pushing people into canals...

  15. Re:That's the point on High-Frequency Programmers Revolt Over Pay · · Score: 1

    Oh crap.

    These trades that earn big bucks are a percentage of money put at risk. The software minimises risk.

    Now, which is generating the profit? Is it the software, or is the cash?

    Similarly, in a factory setup, is it the workers who are generating the profit, or is it the massive cash investment in machinery, buildings, designs, contracts, etc?

    Taking good risks with your own money is what reaps reward. Not labour. And certainly not labour when the individual is told precisely what to do, and could be replaced with a fairly stupid robot.

    Justin.

  16. Ob: XKCD. on The Physics of a Rolling Rubber Band · · Score: 1

    Tell him he's a twat: http://xkcd.com/123/

  17. Re:Dumbasses on The Hell Known As Internet Screening Services · · Score: 1

    Big Al, my medic neighbour at Uni: "Yaaaay! First placement, Obs&Gyn!"

    Six months later I asked how it had been: "Uuuuurgh. I never want to see another one."!

  18. This started months ago... on The Unstoppable 'Tech Support' Scam · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...when I and several other people submitted it to slashdot, complete with links to the PC Pro story that ran in February IIRC.

    Thanks for the public service announcement Timothy.

    If only it had been put out when it was first starting, hundreds of other people might have been warned.

    Grrrrr.
    Justin.

  19. Re:Multitasking complaint is kind of bogus on iPhone 4 News Roundup · · Score: 1

    It's not four items wide. That's just page one. Swipe left (go to page right) and you'll see there are more.

    HOWEVER. Who fucking cares how many there are? You don't have to do anything with that page if you don't want to.

    Justin.

  20. Re:It's all irrelevant on ICANN Likely Finally To Approve .xxx For Porn Sites · · Score: 1

    .xxx will continue to be unused

    I think it'll be used. I just doubt the matching .com will be given up.

    Justin.

  21. Re:And the US...? on Europe To Import Sahara Solar Power Within 5 Years · · Score: 1

    Kidding, no. Wrong, clearly. Thanks for the correction. You might like to look up what ISTR means.

  22. Re:And the US...? on Europe To Import Sahara Solar Power Within 5 Years · · Score: 0

    I think the stat the gp was thinking of is the gdp/capita, which ISTR (but can't be arsed to fetch the stats) does have the States as the biggest by far.

    So in terms of disposable income, yeah, the States should be the ones doing this. Also, I have visited the southern states. Blanketting them in solar arrays would be an improvement.

    Justin.

  23. Re:eldavojohn kills babies on Spamhaus Fine Reduced From $11.7M To $27K · · Score: 1

    nobody's forced to listen to me so I should be allowed to say whatever the hell I want

    That's exactly right. That's exactly the legal position AIUI. Unless it is inciting a crime, your opinion is your own. Google BSA vs Singh for the UK position: SL Singh claimed the BSA purveyors of 'bogus' treatments. His defence of "opinion" was accepted at appeal.

    Justin.

  24. Re:That's Great But... on $1 Trillion In Minerals Found In Afghanistan · · Score: 1

    could help wipe out Afghanistan's poverty

    Cos the discovery of oil in Saudi and the rest of the middle east has done so well for the poor there, right?

    J.

  25. Re:Poorly designed vehicle detectors on Traffic-Flow Algorithm Can Reduce Fuel Consumption · · Score: 1

    I can vouch that in the UK, in Southampton, in 1992, the loops could reliably detect me on my chromoly frame hybrid.

    I think this, if this is still a problem where you are, it is not a technical issue so much as an implementation one.

    Justin.