Someone needs to write a book about total failures, and what NOT to do with your life. I fear it may involve people who spend all day posting on Slashdot.
How will we start beach bonfires? What will we line the bottom of the bird cage with? What will we do when we forget our umbrellas? What will we put under kitty's food bowl? What will we roll up and smack our friends with? How will we "copy" things with Silly Putty?
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The truth about the moon:
http://www.thenetw0rk.com/news/2003_03_moon.shtml
Either someone just got trolled, or I just got reverse-trolled.
It's getting harder and harder to tell these days.
Well this explains why they shot JFK.
But what I don't understand is why there are phases of the moon. Is that a bug in the programming?
That's what they WANT you to believe.
Don't worry, just send me the hard drive and the password, and I'll check for you.
Hopefully they're also self-decrypting. Although it would certainly be more secure without this feature.
It's true, most people who make sites in Drupal, Wordpress, etc. clearly didn't spend more than 10 minutes on the design.
As the patent holder on "patent reform," these so-called lawmakers are infringing on my intellectual property.
And I'm going to sue them if they don't give me *dramatic music* one BILLION dollars!
Someone needs to write a book about total failures, and what NOT to do with your life. I fear it may involve people who spend all day posting on Slashdot.
If the static newspaper means nobody can make my browser window dance around the screen while Rick Astley plays, please, PLEASE count me in.
Why not just say Hypercard was the first graphical browser?
Does this work on human skin as well? No? Damn.
Man, the robots only cure their own disease these days. I'm starting to think they don't care about us humans anymore.
Now I know how I'm gonna win that sand castle contest this year...
Build engine, yes.
Blood, no: http://blood.wiki-site.com/index.php/Blood_Source_Campaign
I've heard rumors on the internets that open source helps unclog the tubes.
There's something a little fishy about this story.
eInk will never replace newspaper!
How will we start beach bonfires? What will we line the bottom of the bird cage with? What will we do when we forget our umbrellas? What will we put under kitty's food bowl? What will we roll up and smack our friends with? How will we "copy" things with Silly Putty?
"You can expect a longer hard drive life span"
Well, assuming you build it right.
Thankfully I'm stealing my neighbor's wifi, so I don't have to worry about being caught with a modem.
Stupid UAC, look what it's come to. Now we have to elevate the entire COUNTRY just to make Vista usable.
So this doesn't apply to piracy, right? Then the kids won't be affected anyway.
Is IE 7 really an improvement? If they're going to tell users to upgrade, why don't they encourage a standards-compliant browser?
The real edge is that the Exchange client actually works on Windows Mobile.
Can't say this for the iPhone, sadly.
that it's an iPhone with the word "Microsoft" engraved on the back
Link:
http://officialblog.yelp.com/2009/02/kathleen-richards-east-bay-express.html