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  1. Good news, you've got 10 days to live.. on A Doctor Remotely Told A Patient He Was Going To Die Using A Video-Link Robot (bbc.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    "what's the bad news?" he asked the robot doctor.
    "That number is in binary and I've been trying to get in touch with you since yesterday"

  2. She stole a librarian's password. That doesn't exactly make her Guccifer 2.0

  3. From what I understand the midwife community in my country is riddled with anti-vaxxers.

    The midwives I've met have all had like 8 cats each, so my money is on toxoplasmosis.

  4. Re:Darker people or darker things in general? on Self-Driving Cars May Hit People With Darker Skin More Often, Study Finds (futurism.com) · · Score: 1

    What about North Carolina politicians doing Michael Jackson impressions?
    We need more training data!

  5. It doesn't say "unless they are a felon" or "when they get on a plane" either but there you go.
    I can't remember which one but there's an amendment that guarantees a civil trial with jury whenever a damage of "twenty dollars" is suffered. So some interpretation of it's intent is obviously required.
    In other words, don't be so fucking literal.

  6. Re: Trump overruled by the Senate already. on Democrats Will Introduce Bill To Bring Back Net Neutrality (thehill.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    I agree. President Trump has done an excellent job of highlighting how dangerous executive overreach can be in the hands of an orange shit-storm diaper-baby.
    It might even be worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize.

  7. Re:/. editors are retarded, here is the link on Cringely's Final Predictions: Apple Becomes a Financial Service and Hedge Fund (cringely.com) · · Score: 0

    "Cringely" is actually a pseudonym posted under my multiple people. Kind of like Stephen King.

  8. Re:Just what we need..... on Amazon Removes Anti-Vaccine Movies After CNN Inquiry (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    I guess since they're not allowed to sell vaccines, the invisible hand demands that they push anti-vaxx literature.

    Welcome to extreme capitalism and thanks for playing!

  9. The good guys also let corporations bribe politicians as part of "free speech".

  10. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. on $200 Million Dollars a Year Could Reverse Climate Change, Says Wave Energy Pioneer (bbc.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been counting the number of polar bears in my back yard since the early 90's. They have shown no significant decline.

    But peer-reviewed journals won't accept my data and continue to claim it's anecdotal.

    Just more mainstream cuck liberal data scientists who won't consider data that conflicts with theirs just because I live free in the proud conservative state of Mississippi.

  11. Re:Sure, it *could* reduce net warming. on $200 Million Dollars a Year Could Reverse Climate Change, Says Wave Energy Pioneer (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    In fact, it makes it harder, since less sunlight means less power from solar panels. We have to get off fossil fuels at some point, snowflakes.

  12. Re:this has been a pretty brutal winter. on $200 Million Dollars a Year Could Reverse Climate Change, Says Wave Energy Pioneer (bbc.com) · · Score: 2

    Who are you, Kenny Bania? Get some new material.

  13. Aren't you the guy with all the polar bears in your backyard? Is CA giving polar bears bus tickets too? I'm just curious.

  14. Re:Yes they do. on Renewable Energy Policies Actually Work (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    In this case accord is French for agreement. It is not binding.

  15. Re:No they don't on Renewable Energy Policies Actually Work (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    So get some thicker blankets. Or move someplace warmer. Maybe you'd like to see climate change accelerate just to save money on your stupid power bill.

  16. Re:The "majority" on Renewable Energy Policies Actually Work (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    People will complain at first, and then they will get used to paying more or switch to something else. We've seen it happen with cigarettes.

  17. Re:The "majority" on Renewable Energy Policies Actually Work (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Climate change policy is doomed to fail

    They could just tax the hell out of gasoline, coal and beef. How hard is that really?

  18. Re:No they don't on Renewable Energy Policies Actually Work (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    I pay .25 per kwh. Stop whining and chop some firewood.

  19. I do care, however, if my deciding to not see a movie somehow makes me a (fill in the blank) -ist.

    Sounds like someone hasn't seen Black Panther yet.

  20. But can it predict.. on Google's DeepMind Can Predict Wind Patterns a Day In Advance (engadget.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    A butterfly flapping it's wings in Brazil?

  21. Re:Shouldn't we wait on Elon Musk Should Be Held In Contempt For Tweet, SEC Tells Judge (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 1

    A contemptible tweet?!? *clutches pearls* Who does he think he is?

  22. Re:Nice try, Huawei astroturfer. on Huawei Unveils the Mate X, a Foldable 5G Smartphone That Costs $2,600 (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Huh? You mean a tablet with a crease down the middle. The phone has a crease on the edge.

  23. Newsflash: in Debian alone there's 57 different window managers

    So just take a month off to try them all, and hopefully one of them works for you.

  24. Re:I live in DFW, TX... and its bad on Apple To Close Retail Stores In the Patent Troll-Favored Eastern District of Texas (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Maybe publicly shame them or get in their faces in restaurants. East Texas, you get nice things again when you get off your butts and fix this.

  25. Re:does this one go to 11G? on President Trump Wants US To Win 5G Through Real Competition (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    First we finish the wall. And then? 8G.