User: nih

That means something else in the UK...

On: Average Gamer Is 35, Fat and Bummed

I'm from the UK you insensitive clod!

Re:Realtors and bankers next?

On: BetOnSports Founder Pleads Guilty To Racketeering

Yes, but don't call me Shirley

Re:So we still have...

On: Earth's Period of Habitability Is Nearly Over

ffs i read that as 'clean breasts'
its going to be a long day :(

Re:Cause or effect?

On: Psychopaths Have Brain Structure Abnormality

oi! woof woof woof you woof clod!

Re:The Fans DID Notice It Though

On: xkcd To Be Released In Book Form

oi! i come here for the dupes you insensitive clod!

Re:Interesting

On: Censorship Struggle Underway In Iceland

thanks for pointing out the obvious.

oblig...

On: Software Glitch Leads To $23,148,855,308,184,500 Visa Charges

I always mess up some mundane detail :(

The end is nigh

On: Unicellular "Enigma" Changes From Predator To Plant and Back

The creature has mutated again and shut down the webserver!

Re:rabit from the moon

On: Planck Telescope Is Coolest Spacecraft Ever

Its too late, the invasion has begun!

Don't worry

On: NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms

I will make good use of this 'research'

Wha?

On: Google Suggest Disabled In China Due To Porn

I for one welcome our new Chinese porn addicted disabled overlords!

Re:Pain of Patents is in the reading

On: Microsoft Files For 3 Parallel Processing Patents

I honestly can't see how it is different than the producer/consumer program I wrote my Junior year

You are infringing patent #20090144228, please delete all copies of infringing software or face legal action.

MS Legal Department
Have a nice day.

Quick!

On: Ballmer Threatens To Pull Out of the US

Everybody hide their chairs!

Re:The HORROR!

On: MS Issued a Fix For Its Unwanted FireFox Extension

If the convention isn't enforced by code then people can ignore it, its a basic security flaw.

I find the most effective tool to be...

On: What Data Recovery Tools Do the Pros Use?

format c:

Re:Uh, what?

On: Looking at Intel's New-ish Desktop Socket, LGA 1366

ATX?, pah! BTX is all the rage now!

The hype is justified in this case

On: Nanotech Memory Could Hold Data For 1 Billion Years

I'v; be)n ysing the pr3totype for a whil@ now, itls gre#t!

Re:Shit

On: Cola Consumption Can Lead To Muscle Problems

um ok.
going beyond the usual, necessary, or proper limit or degree; characterized by excess: excessive

Boring

On: Computer Chess Programs Vie "Live" For World Championship

I'll start watching again if they allow Kasparov and Deep Blue to rejoin.

mmmmm

On: Scientists Create RNA From Primordial Soup

with extra croutons!

Re:i ignore voice mail

On: Time For Voice-Mail To Throw In the Towel

Its ##21# to cancel all diverts

at last a phone option thats easy to remember!

Re:Stop it!

On: Virgin Media UK Pilots 200Mbps Broadband Speeds

you're seriously making me want to stab my eyes with grapefruit spoons

link plz?

Re:Security problems...

On: Warehouse or No, UK's Expensive Net Spying Plan Proceeds

Does anyone have more information on the structure of the system

its a beo&*(%%&$NO CARRIER

What you can do to help

On: New Neutrino Detector Being Built In Minnesota

Turn your freezer on to max, and mail all the ice cubes you can manage.

Re:I guess I'm at the far extreme

On: The Economist On Television Over Broadband

damn straight, i was watching a live football game and got an urgent call to fix a neighbours sink, so i paused live tv, this took a few hours, and when i got back i unpaused the tv and carried on watching the live game from where i left it, ain't technology great!