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Time For Voice-Mail To Throw In the Towel

theodp writes "Slate's Farhad Manjoo feels the end of voice-mail is nigh, and it won't be missed. Since March, he's been using Google Voice to transcribe his voice-mail messages into text that he gets as skimmable e-mail. No more listening to at least a bit of each voice-mail message, hearing the same instructional prompts between each, and worrying about whether it's 9-to-archive and 7-to-skip (or vice versa). Goodbye and good riddance, says Manjoo, to an 'absurdly backward mode of human-computer interaction' that he half-jokes must violate the Geneva Conventions."

393 comments

  1. i ignore voice mail by wjh31 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it costs me to listen to it, and if it's important enough, they'll call again or leave a text or something

    1. Re:i ignore voice mail by linzeal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I have listened to my voice messages like 10 times since 1996. It is a cumbersome way to try to communicate someone. Since 2006 my current voicemail box has been full since Verizon does not allow you to choose to not have the service.

    2. Re:i ignore voice mail by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it costs me to listen to it

      On most networks, if you call your own phone number, you get kicked over to voicemail and it is considered an in-network call (AFAIK) that doesn't cost you anything.

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    3. Re:i ignore voice mail by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Funny

      I also ignore my voicemail. Big problem though: Mom.

      Hearing "Hello you have reached 'Mother, please, we've been over this, do NOT leave a message, I'll call you back without checking my voice mail anyway, and voicemail is annoying'..." only makes her leave upset messages on my voice mail. Failure to set up my voice mail so that she can't leave any message only leads to that being the sole topic of conversation every time we actually DO talk on the phone.

      I'm sure I'm not alone in saying "Please, let voice mail die faster so my mother can't leave extremely long rambling messages which I have to listen to or face the penalty."

    4. Re:i ignore voice mail by quenda · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thats a bit rude!
      Why don't you just turn it off so they don't get prompted to leave a message? Its ##21# to cancel all diverts.

    5. Re:i ignore voice mail by seededfury · · Score: 0, Troll

      time is money

    6. Re:i ignore voice mail by stms · · Score: 1

      They'll call you back or text you if their not already dead. That's happened to me like 3 times... I ignore voice mail too.

    7. Re:i ignore voice mail by Frnknstn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you are able to ignore your voicemail, then YOU aren't important enough.

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    8. Re:i ignore voice mail by supernova_hq · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you move out, she won't have to leave you a message saying dinner is ready.

    9. Re:i ignore voice mail by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      If you are able to ignore your voicemail, then YOU aren't important enough.

      Funny, isn't it normally the other way round?

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    10. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think you are so important that you can't ignore your voicemail, you are probably mistaken.

    11. Re:i ignore voice mail by dbcad7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But isn't that the same time you would have spent if you had answered the call in the first place ?.. and isn't it kind of selfish to make someone call you back a second time?.. I mean isn't their time money too ? ... With a few exceptions, most people don't want to leave a voice mail, so the fact that they do, either means they want to give you information, or to tell you to call them back. To ignore voice mails altogether is just being crappy and rude.. and if you legitimately have that many people who leave pointless time wasting voice mails, then it makes more sense to get a new number with ID blocking, and don't give it to those people.

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    12. Re:i ignore voice mail by mopower70 · · Score: 1

      If you are able to ignore your voicemail, then YOU aren't important enough.

      What does that even mean? Are you saying that the more important a person's position is, the less able they are to ignore voice-mail? Do you even know what voice-mail is?

      I still stand by the belief that the symbol of power, the REAL status symbol of the future, will be the ability to be completely unreachable. Feeling the need to have to answer every phone call and respond to every text is what's led to the douchebaggery of bluetooth headsets and simian texting while ordering a coffee.

    13. Re:i ignore voice mail by Kibblet · · Score: 1

      That seems kind of selfish, making people chase you down like that. Why does the other person have to do the work? What if they are calling to do you a favor or something for you? How awful! And leave a text? I have no way to leave a text for someone. I'd much rather get a voicemail, than a text, and I conduct a lot of my life via voicemail.

    14. Re:i ignore voice mail by Kibblet · · Score: 1

      I must be the most powerful person on slashdot.

    15. Re:i ignore voice mail by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd be careful to think that voice mail is only an 'absurdly backward mode of human-computer interaction'. Since I am hearing a person's voice, it is a 'human-human' interaction and one that's rich in information if you care about details.

      There is more information and meaning in a 15 second voice mail than in any text. Is the caller angry? Sad? Frustrated? What did the environment he was calling from sound like?

      If you think that simply converting all voice mail to text is going to solve the problem, you're missing out. I would think that a jog-wheel to allow me to speed up the voice mails, along with some audio or visual cues to let me know when the message ends would be much more efficient than speech-to-text while maintaining all the meta-information. Just get rid of those stupid menus completely. Since it's trivial to speed up a person's voice without altering the pitch using DSP you'd still be able to understand the message at 10x speed (or more) and still keep the subtler message intact.

      I know some voice mail systems already allow speeding up the message, but it's not very intuitive and you still get those awful menus. Plus, the voice on the menus speaks So. Fucking. Slowly. When. They. Tell. You. What. Time. The. Person. Who. Left. The. Message. Called.

      I would think that information could be imparted to me much more quickly. Yes voice-mail systems suck. Text is not necessarily the answer unless I can get a great novelist to pre-screen the messages and then write me a few paragraphs describing what the person said and how they said it, etc. Even so, I like hearing my wife's voice. She's got an accent that is like music to my ears and never fails to make me smile even after all these years. Happy mothers day from the kid and me, ljubavi.

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    16. Re:i ignore voice mail by noidentity · · Score: 0, Troll

      On most networks, if you call your own phone number, you get kicked over to voicemail and it is considered an in-network call (AFAIK) that doesn't cost you anything.

      It costs me something I only get 24*60 of each day.

    17. Re:i ignore voice mail by bhima · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have been going through this with my mother since they invented answer machines. She will call and just carry the same one sided conversation she had on her mind when she dialed. With the exception of putting the most important tidbit at the end (like the fact the family is getting together for dinner or whatever). I have not listened to recorded message start to finish since something like 1989... so I never hear these things.

      I thought that email would help this. But she sends email like they are telegrams and she is paying per letter. And she treats her email like a postal box: She checks it once a month.

      So these days I disable voice-mail on every device I come in contact with... just in case my daughter or my girlfriend begin to develop the same habit.

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    18. Re:i ignore voice mail by Snaller · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Failure to set up my voice mail so that she can't leave any message only leads to that being the sole topic of conversation every time we actually DO talk on the phone."

      But that's great! Then you don't have to talk about your skipping school, growing weeds in your bathroom and that you are coming out as gay! Safe topics!

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    19. Re:i ignore voice mail by Sen.NullProcPntr · · Score: 1

      They'll call you back or text you if their not already dead. That's happened to me like 3 times... I ignore voice mail too.

      Wow, 3 people died after leaving you voice messages. Tough neighborhood;-)

      Seriously, if I leave someone a voice message and they aren't ready to respond to my questions when they call back I won't be doing business with them for long.

      I also expect a message from anyone calling me so I am prepared to answer their questions when I call them back (at my convenience). If they don't leave a message I assume they changed their mind about talking to me or they dialed the wrong number.

      Maybe this is a generational thing?

    20. Re:i ignore voice mail by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be better to turn it off?
      All you are doing is making some people who contact you angry. Well he has a voice mail, Ill leave him a message, it is not urgent yet but I want a response back. At least if voice mail is turned off or fill it up so it says voice mail is full. If it is important they will try to call you back again.

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    21. Re:i ignore voice mail by Like2Byte · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh. My. God! I have this same problem with my father.

      Call #1: Short and sweet, "Hey, son, gimme a call."
      Call #2: with an angry tone and bent, "How come you never answer your phone. No one can ever get a hold of you."
            Makes me *really* want to call him back. Not.
      Call #3: Just as angry....same message as #2, now with more filler and far more colorful.
      Call #4: So angry there is about 10 seconds of silence on the phone, then, "Fuck it!" and hangs up.

      Seriously, if they weren't so full of hate because I wasn't able (or unwilling) to answer, they'd be hilarious.

      Recently, and this is a no shitter. I called my parents to get the number to one of my cousins. Got the number and gave the cousin a call. I left a message because he wasn't there. Hours later I'm mountain biking in an area with VERY bad reception (mostly only enough reception for text messages).
      My phone rings a few times. Three messages are left. I imagine it's my cousin trying to return my call. (I dont stop while mountain biking in a bad reception areas because it's usually futile.)
      Here's a transcript of those messages:

      Msg #1, (Cousin): Hey, man, I got your message, just returning your call.
      Msg #2, (Cousin): Ok, just me again, you must be busy.
      Msg #3, (father): (in an angry voice from the *start*!) Carl. Kevin called us and he is *trying* to call you. You called him to get a hold of him because you had specific questions and now you wont answer your god damned phone. No one can..yadda yadda yadda.

      Yeah, I'm thinking that killing voice mail makes a lot of sense. Of course, if that happens I'd have to listen to my father directly. Yeah, that's going to be fun. Not.

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        Also, save your typing. We all know father has issues.

    22. Re:i ignore voice mail by nih · · Score: 1, Funny

      Its ##21# to cancel all diverts

      at last a phone option thats easy to remember!

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    23. Re:i ignore voice mail by sonamchauhan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Mod parent informative!!!
      (post rated PG for offensive language) ;-)

    24. Re:i ignore voice mail by frdmfghtr · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you think that simply converting all voice mail to text is going to solve the problem, you're missing out. I would think that a jog-wheel to allow me to speed up the voice mails, along with some audio or visual cues to let me know when the message ends would be much more efficient than speech-to-text while maintaining all the meta-information. Just get rid of those stupid menus completely.

      I suggest you find somebody with an iPhone and try visual voicemail. It's like e-mail, except you listen to the messages instead of reading them, and in any order you choose. You can swipe back and forth in the message to re-listen to parts, and the slider shows time elapsed and time remaining while listening to the message. The message is labeled with the time and date of the call as well as the caller's name if in your contacts list.

      At the start of the year, I tried going back to a Motorola RAZR for daily use, and the first thing that I missed enough to go back was visual voicemail.

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    25. Re:i ignore voice mail by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      With a few exceptions, most people don't want to leave a voice mail, so the fact that they do, either means they want to give you information, or to tell you to call them back.

      On top of that, if they can give you the information in the voicemai, there is no need for you to call them back, or for them to call you again. A second call isn't necessary, saving everybody time.

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    26. Re:i ignore voice mail by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've not heard of anyone that actually used voicemail for ages.. voicemail has lots of problems:

      1. It's linear. It takes ages to go through it and you have to listen to some inane woffle whilst they get to the point.
      2. It's expensive - they pay to leave the message *and* you pay to pick it up! no deal.
      3. SMS exists. Free, simple, easy to scan through - and what pretty much everyone is using these days.

    27. Re:i ignore voice mail by Grave · · Score: 1

      Text is hardly free in the US. Voicemail is free with any major US carrier when you have a monthly plan, but SMS is not.

      I do agree the system needs to be better. Visual voicemail should just be free. I am not sufficiently inconvenienced by the voicemail system to justify spending another $5/mo or whatever for that service on my Storm, but if I got enough calls, I'd probably spend the money on it.

    28. Re:i ignore voice mail by bondsbw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like you, I seem to be one of the few people who actually likes the concept of "voice" mail. But I also think it is flawed, because voicemail fails to accomplish true delayed voice interaction.

      With email, I can send a message expecting that the receiver will get around to it whenever they want. IM is the opposite; the receiver is expected to respond immediately. Each of these has its place in the world... if not, email would have died many years ago.

      Phone calls mirror IMs in the voice world. But voicemail can only be sent when a person fails to answer a phone call. I think this is a flaw. It might sound nit-picky, but sometimes I want to send someone a voice message without them dropping everything to attend to me. Maybe I want to send it while driving... not that I recommend use of the phone while driving, but it's far better to voice message than to text message.

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    29. Re:i ignore voice mail by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      it costs me to listen to it, and if it's important enough, they'll call again or leave a text or something
      I never call back random callers, ESPECIALLY if they call multiple times and don't bother to leave a message. Texting costs me money and vastly more time than a voice conversation. If you need to convey a message to me, leave a voicemail.

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    30. Re:i ignore voice mail by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      post rated PG for offensive language

      "ljubavi" is not a dirty word.

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    31. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then disable your voicemail. If i get a "subscriber unreachable" i'm likely to call again or text you, but if i get voicemail and leave a message i expect you to listen to what i said. Don't expect me to leave a voicemail, send you a text and call you again and again.

    32. Re:i ignore voice mail by koiransuklaa · · Score: 1

      You keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better about yourself. In the mean time I'll keep voicemail disabled and won't connect this decision to my 'importance' in any way.

    33. Re:i ignore voice mail by Beorytis · · Score: 1

      There is more information and meaning in a 15 second voice mail than in any text. Is the caller angry? Sad? Frustrated? What did the environment he was calling from sound like?

      Also, the simple fact that they chose to contact you by phone rather than sending an email conveys something: If they called when you were likely to be available, then they would have preferred a real-time interactive conversation. If they called when you were likely to be away, they probably wanted to go on record as attempting to contact without the real risk of direct contact.

    34. Re:i ignore voice mail by thethibs · · Score: 1

      Actually, you have the "jog wheel". All voice mail systems have keyboard controls to speed up and slow down message presentation. I can't speak for the all, but on the Bell system, compression is really good. RTFM.

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    35. Re:i ignore voice mail by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      They speak slowly because you are paying for the call...
      Some will only let you delete a message after you have listened to a certain duration of the message, otherwise it plays a message telling you so before starting the message from the beginning again. It's all set up to cost you money.

      Operators who don't charge you to listen to voicemail have far less annoying systems, that typically do let you delete messages immediately and give instructions to you at a normal speaking speed.

      It's quite obvious that people at these telcos sat down and intentionally worked out ways to scam a few more cents out of customers while annoying them.

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    36. Re:i ignore voice mail by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      The joys of near time async communications....

      This type of system is annoying for the reasons you cite. People know or think they can reasonably expect to know when you have received the message. The then take it as a personal slight when you don't respond at the first possible moment. E-mail suffers from this problem as well. At least with a paper letter they don't know when you got it, at least not to a finer resolution than a day or two. This permits you some slack time in which respond when its somewhat convenient for you; without the need to drop everything your are doing and orient your life around reacting to their message. They don't feel they are being ignored because if they'd like to imaging that is how you react to message from them they can do so with nothing to shatter the illusion for them.

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    37. Re:i ignore voice mail by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      There is more information and meaning in a 15 second voice mail than in any text. Is the caller angry? Sad? Frustrated? What did the environment he was calling from sound like?

      I was about to say much the same thing... When my mom calls, I can tell instantly from the tone of her voice whether she's just calling to chat or whether I need to call back as soon as reasonably possible. (With a large extended family it seems there's almost always somebody ill or dying.) If it's my dad's voice, I know to drop whatever I'm doing and call now. Regardless of the hour.
       
      But since they'll both call from the same telephone number, the voice-to-text convert will just give me voicemail from 123-456-8901 at 12:01 PM "hey, call us back when you get a chance" without that all important context.
       
      If you are so impatient or have such a short attention span that you can't wait for the voicemail system to remind you of the trivial to memorize prompt to delete or save the message... you have other problems.
       
      Speaking of Mom [does PST-to-EST conversion in head], she'll be back from Mass. Time to give her a call.

    38. Re:i ignore voice mail by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I agree with what you said. I don't know how to do it on a cell phone but if you have a PBX or VOIP system at work, your probably can send a VM without ringing their phone. Usually you dial * or # before their extension.

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    39. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you move out, she won't have to leave you a message saying dinner is ready.

      -1 Trolling. That doesn't even make sense.

      Just b/c it has the word "Mother" in it doesn't mean it relates to 1) "Your mom" jokes or 2) basement jokes.

    40. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or that person is one of those annoying people who still hasn't figured out that phone calls are usually annoying and inefficient, and e-mail is far more likely to get my attention.

    41. Re:i ignore voice mail by ozydingo · · Score: 1

      "Since it's trivial to speed up a person's voice without altering the pitch using DSP"
      True

      "you'd still be able to understand the message at 10x speed (or more)"
      Not necessarily true, even using techniques like transient preservation, especially depending on the talker (and the listener--I think my mom would be lost at 2x no matter the talker). From sounds I've heard and worked with, 10x I think is definitely pushing it.

    42. Re:i ignore voice mail by nine-times · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Plus, the voice on the menus speaks So. Fucking. Slowly. When. They. Tell. You. What. Time. The. Person. Who. Left. The. Message. Called.

      The "visual voicemail" on the iPhone is really a pretty good solution. Phone-based menu systems suck, but there's nothing wrong with voicemail itself.

    43. Re:i ignore voice mail by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      I know some voice mail systems already allow speeding up the message, but it's not very intuitive and you still get those awful menus. Plus, the voice on the menus speaks So. Fucking. Slowly. When. They. Tell. You. What. Time. The. Person. Who. Left. The. Message. Called.

      Verizon has had "small" menus for quite some time. Basically, the voice mail menu system skips over all the talking to give you information faster. You just have to turn the feature on (which, quite honestly, I forget how to do since I did it years ago).

      It's the difference between hearing this:

      "This is the end of your message. Please press 7 to delete this message. Please press 9 to archive this message for 30 days...etc, etc"

      to

      "[beep] 7 Delete, 9 Archive, etc..."

    44. Re:i ignore voice mail by D+Ninja · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm honestly surprised that he even gets cell phone reception in the basement.

    45. Re:i ignore voice mail by Scott+Kevill · · Score: 1

      That's pretty harsh considering what day it is today. :)

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    46. Re:i ignore voice mail by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That's all well and good if you have SMS, but some of us didn't bother to set it up again after unlocking our cell phones.

      Plus SMS costs money for many people and encouraging the phone companies to keep the price up is not good.

    47. Re:i ignore voice mail by MBaldelli · · Score: 1

      If you move out, she won't have to leave you a message saying dinner is ready.

      -1 Trolling. That doesn't even make sense.

      Just b/c it has the word "Mother" in it doesn't mean it relates to 1) "Your mom" jokes or 2) basement jokes.

      Sure it does. If you honestly moved out and cut the apron strings, you get calls from your mother saying, "Don't you remember you were invited over to dinner tonight? Call me." and not, "Dinner's ready..."

      And the fact that I had to explain it to you tells me, that you haven't truly cut the apron strings.

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    48. Re:i ignore voice mail by karnal · · Score: 1

      Everyone in my office knows that I hate long winded voicemails. I don't see voicemail as a reason to get particularly long winded, but just to give me some basic insight as to why someone called me.

      I have a coworker that leaves 3+ minute messages for me; it seriously gets to the point where he rambles on about whatever piece of technology he has a question about in our company. I have gotten to the point to actually telling him that I called him back 2 minutes quicker because I skip his voicemail and call him directly.

      Even if I do listen to the voicemail, people will typically REPEAT themselves when I call them back, so it hasn't been a problem yet.

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    49. Re:i ignore voice mail by MBaldelli · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Diatribe snipped

      Also, save your typing. I know I have father issues.

      There. Fixed that for you.

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    50. Re:i ignore voice mail by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      I'll try that next time I'm driving down the road and my wife calls. I'll wait for my text voice mail to come up and read that instead of pressing and holding 1 (because I have buttons on my phone and don't have to feel for it), pressing select (because on my phone as soon as you call selecting toggles speakerphone) and listening to what she wants; AT&T automatically plays unheard messages. I don't worry about deleting them because when I hang up, the voice mail is saved for several days and then automatically deleted.

      I do use both voice-to-text voicemail. I use Vonage at home and like getting text translations of my voice mails and having them forwarded to both my cell and office email. (I keep Vonage because that's the number I give all businesses, I only give out my cell phone number to people I want calling me on my cell phone.) But since I always have my cell, the above doesn't need any effort, if I can't talk on the phone I'm free to do other things while listening to see if it was important.

      As long as both are available, I'll use them where appropriate.

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    51. Re:i ignore voice mail by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is more information and meaning in a 15 second voice mail than in any text. Is the caller angry? Sad? Frustrated? What did the environment he was calling from sound like?

      We have a whole generation of people who grew up with the textual Internet. I think they are more comfortable communicating by text, either because they're better writers, or because they have a richer set of conventions for conveying emotion that way, or because they are accustomed to the emotional ambiguity.

      The question isn't whether you get more information from a 60 second voicemail than you get from skimming an email in 10 seconds; the contest is between listening to 1 voicemail or skimming 6 emails.

    52. Re:i ignore voice mail by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1
      wireless or landline?

      Both have the option to remove voicemail

    53. Re:i ignore voice mail by Xaoswolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Verizon Wireless has a ton of phones with visual voicemail. Also, if you have a blackberry, you can sign up for youmail (or is it umail) which does the same thing.

    54. Re:i ignore voice mail by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

      I know in the voicemail on my cell, you can change it to rapid prompts that cut out most of the chatter. Likewise, you can delete messages at anytime. So that argument doesn't hold much water...

    55. Re:i ignore voice mail by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1
      I think they are more comfortable communicating by text, either because they're better writers

      I thought that the internet was ruining the english language with it's IM speak and such...

    56. Re:i ignore voice mail by Xaoswolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Could be one of those fancy nerds who lives in the attic.

    57. Re:i ignore voice mail by david+in+brasil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Beans. For making deals, getting people's buy-in, collaborating on ideas, etc., never text or email when you can talk on the phone. Never talk on the phone when you can talk face to face. You can seclude yourself in a don't-bother-me text cocoon, but that doesn't make you more productive.

    58. Re:i ignore voice mail by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

      Could be an ego thing. By people hearing that his voicemail is full, he probably thinks that others will think he is popular due to all the messages he always gets. However, when I hear that someone's voice mail is always full, I tend to think that they are retarded and don't know how to work their phones...

    59. Re:i ignore voice mail by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          With my voicemail, it's been pretty simple to check them.

          When the call comes from 800, 888, 877, or 866, I hit delete before I hear the rest of the number. Voila, 99% of my calls disappear.

          Now if they only had a filtering mechanism, I'd be a happy camper. "Sorry, your number is categorically denied from contacting this user. Go away." Then I'd get 3 voicemails a year and be happy with it. :)

          I have had the occasional complaint that my voicemail is full. When I have to spend a few minutes deleting 20 BS calls, that's the obvious problem. They don't quite get that I don't need new aluminum siding for my funeral plot that I can pay for with my winnings from the lottery I didn't sign up for. :) Oh ya, and the spanish calls. I get those about twice a week, saying that there's something gratis telefono, but my spanish is so bad the rest doesn't make a lot of sense.

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      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    60. Re:i ignore voice mail by cortesoft · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All of that is the opposite with my plan and phone (iPhone on AT&T here in the US)...

      1) Voicemail is easy to use (not linear, you can scan through to the end of messages, replay them, skip messages, etc)
      2) It's free... always free to listen to the message, and free to leave if they are on AT&T, call from a landline, or call on evenings.
      3) Texts are certainly NOT free. 10 cents each to send and receive... or $20 bucks a month for unlimited...

      So clearly things aren't always the same.

    61. Re:i ignore voice mail by Coyote65 · · Score: 0

      Cannot agree with this more. And to add: voice-mail will end up dying about the same time as the fax. While we're all for the advancement of tech, the over 40 crowd are fairly stuck in their ways, (not /. over 40, general populace over 40), and it will be a long time before that demographic moves to the great beyond. For crying out loud, fax isn't dead, teletext is on it's last gasps, and the only truly dead form of communication is the telegraph. (There's still vinyl in the stores, they still sell VCRs in the stores... much like a cross old man, tech takes forever to pass-on). While I applaud the submitter and author's enthusiasm, I am equally inclined to fault their myopia.

    62. Re:i ignore voice mail by Coyote65 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Everyone in your clique, maybe. It's hard enough to get the boss to send emails from a machine with a keyboard, now you want the old dog to text? You're nuts. Here's a tip for the under 25 crowd: Tech trends are decided on a longer cycle than you (or I) have been alive. You may have had email all your life, but your granny's in her 70s and had at least 55 years of life without email. Crap, granny may not have had a phone in the house when she was a girl.

    63. Re:i ignore voice mail by oldhack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Jee, that's even more asinine than what I do. I only return calls if they leave a voice mail - i.e., important enough for them to leave a message.

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    64. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is important enough for them, yes. But what if it is important for you, and not for them?

      Like: "Hello, I have this [insert name of valuable item here] I cannot bring with me when I move overseas. Call back before the end of the day or I will give it to someone else."

    65. Re:i ignore voice mail by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 1

      There is more information and meaning in a 15 second voice mail than in any text. Is the caller angry? Sad? Frustrated? What did the environment he was calling from sound like?

      Does it matter? If they left a voice mail and you get it a day or two later, obviously the conditions that person are in have changed drastically since then. Plus, who would actually leave a voice mail from an overturned car in the median of a highway? "!beep! Hey, this is Bill. My car is upside down in the woods on I-65. When you get this, come find me past mile marker 182. I'll wait till you get here. Thanks. !beep!"

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    66. Re:i ignore voice mail by Sen.NullProcPntr · · Score: 1

      ...I have a coworker that leaves 3+ minute messages for me...

      Yes, I have a client who does that as well. He is usually "thinking out loud" and ends up answering his own question by the end of the message (he dose the same thing in emails!).

      A voice message doesn't need to be more than 30-40 seconds. Just enough information so that I know what you want with the possibility that I can give an answer if I get _your_ v-mail.
      A message of "Give me a call" is almost as bad as the 3+ minute dissertation.

    67. Re:i ignore voice mail by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      I also ignore my voicemail. Big problem though: Mom.

      Hearing "Hello you have reached 'Mother, please, we've been over this, do NOT leave a message, I'll call you back without checking my voice mail anyway, and voicemail is annoying'..." only makes her leave upset messages on my voice mail. Failure to set up my voice mail so that she can't leave any message only leads to that being the sole topic of conversation every time we actually DO talk on the phone.

      I'm sure I'm not alone in saying "Please, let voice mail die faster so my mother can't leave extremely long rambling messages which I have to listen to or face the penalty."

      Heh, mom's can be a pain, but you just need to learn to manage them properly. Just tell her to leave a short message that she called. Or better yet, if she leaves a long annoying message, delete it, call her back, and tell her that your voicemail is a little jacked and garbles long messages.

      Or teach her how to send an email.

    68. Re:i ignore voice mail by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I know some people feel that way. My guess is the new generation communicates much more effectively by writing that previous generations did because they have so much more practice.

    69. Re:i ignore voice mail by Mousit · · Score: 1

      On most networks, if you're using prepay or pay-as-you-go, ANY airtime costs you money. Including checking your own voicemail.

      I very rarely get calls or use my phone, so PAYG works well for me; however, in the rare instances I have a voicemail I'll actually use a landline phone if one is available to call my number and check my messages, rather than spend money calling voicemail from my phone.

    70. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its ##21# to cancel all diverts.

      And then most American networks automatically reenable divert status to their defaults, because they believe anything else will lead to too many irate, confused customers.

      I had to spend 10 minutes talking to tech support one time as I was boarding my plane for a long overseas trip, explaining that I did not want voicemail to answer for any caller. I wanted calls to ring unanswered if I wasn't picking it up, so the majority of calls would not cause me huge roaming charges.

      I had to tell them several times to confirm that I, the user, understood I was disabling these wonderful services and that was my intention.

    71. Re:i ignore voice mail by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      I know in the voicemail on my cell

      So that argument doesn't hold much water...

      So the grandparent stated that some voicemail systems out there speak slowly and are annoying.
      Your reply is to say that your cell phone doesn't work that way, so the argument is totally bogus.

      You're kinda special, aren't you...?

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    72. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Normal speaking speed for a New Yorker is quite different from normal speaking speed of a Nebraskan.

    73. Re:i ignore voice mail by jimjones3d · · Score: 1

      Quite far from it, actually. One of the nicer words out there.

    74. Re:i ignore voice mail by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      *Bing* *Bing* *Bing* *Bing* *Bing*
      We have a winner!

    75. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      granny may not have had a phone in the house when she was a girl.

      I am 51; I did not have a phone in the house until I was seven or eight.

    76. Re:i ignore voice mail by Gorphrim · · Score: 1

      can we retire the "fixed that for you" meme already? to me, it smacks of arrogance

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    77. Re:i ignore voice mail by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      funny you give a shit whether someone calling your company, or a coworker who is leaving a voice message is angry, sad, frustrated. I don't.

      for wife and close friends I have call waiting on the cell phone, they don't go to voice mail. sorry boss, the cell must have dropped you.

    78. Re:i ignore voice mail by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1
      ok, better argument then.

      People are stupid. They can't figure it out if it isn't spelled out for them, and even if it is, they still have no clue. For instance, with my carrier, if someone calls your voicemail and doesn't get the password right, when you log in next, it will tell you about an unauthorized attempt to access your voicemail, then prompt you to press 1 to repeat, or 2 to continue. People have no clue what to do here. Instead of listening, they suddenly think that they no longer have voicemail and call in to complain. Likewise, a few years ago they implimented a feature where if you delete a message, you are given the option to listen to that message again and undelete it. When this upgrade went into place, along with any major voicemail upgrades, a recording is placed first to let you know of any applicable changes or issues. (you were also given a three minute airtime credit for listining to this recording) and it prompted you to press 1 to repeat it, or 2 to continue. The first thing people did was call into customer service to ask why they couldn't access their voicemail.

      So you have to leave the long winded prompts for people who can barely follow instructions, and then give the more adept users the ability to switch to shorter ones in the menu.

    79. Re:i ignore voice mail by westlake · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I still stand by the belief that the symbol of power, the REAL status symbol of the future, will be the ability to be completely unreachable.

      If you want distance, you hire a secretary.

      If you want power, you must remain approachable. Out of sight, out of mind.

    80. Re:i ignore voice mail by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      can we retire the "fixed that for you" meme already? to me, it smacks of arrogance

      That's the point!

    81. Re:i ignore voice mail by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      I'd be careful to think that voice mail is only an 'absurdly backward mode of human-computer interaction'. Since I am hearing a person's voice, it is a 'human-human' interaction and one that's rich in information if you care about details.

      You make a valid argument for the conveyance of information in voicemail over text. But, from what I gather, the point of the "absurdly backward mode of human-computer interaction" is more in reference to the voicemail service as provided currently. If there was a more intuitive way to access voicemail compared to waiting for a voice to tell you to press 7 or 9 or 4 and the ability to skip messages/ choose the message you want immediately then the interface would be significantly improved. For example, the visual voicemail that comes with the iPhone does just that, it lets you choose which message to listen to (you get to see the number/contact before choosing), it lets you see how long the message is, it lets you skip to a particular part of the message and it's all very intuitive and easy to use. I have no idea how difficult that is to implement but seeing as it's been done I would hope that it would move across to all, or most, mobiles because it seems like such a better way of accessing voicemail. I believe the author is forgetting that there can be improvements to how voicemail is delivered beyond simply converting it to text.

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    82. Re:i ignore voice mail by Mister_Stoopid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That sounds a little better, but I still have to listen to the whole message at least once to figure out what's in there. Someone should make an iphone app that is exactly like visual voicemail, but also displays a text-to-speech version of the voicemail while you're playing it back. Preferably you would also be able to set it for "text only" mode or "text first, play audio if I tell you to" mode. That I could tolerate.

    83. Re:i ignore voice mail by notarockstar1979 · · Score: 1

      Wish I could ignore it. Unfortunately my grandfather is illiterate. It really puts a damper on his texting and emailing abilities.

    84. Re:i ignore voice mail by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      I have a Nokia N95. One nice thing? Blacklist applications. I use one that allows me to input pattern based blocks, as well as individual numbers, or you can do "not in my contact list", etc, etc, depending on how you want to work it. It even lets you choose the 'mode' of disconnect, be it "Silence", "Reject Call" "Pick up and hang up" (which is great for those militantly persistent auto-callers.

      My previous WinMo phone had similar, too.

    85. Re:i ignore voice mail by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      YES. I have so often wished for an option to directly send a voicemail, without actually calling... or sitting there hoping they don't answer so I can leave a message. It's just more convenient sometimes, for both parties involved.

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    86. Re:i ignore voice mail by derfy · · Score: 2, Informative
    87. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You can at least in Canada, leave voicemail without actually calling. I don't have Bell's voicemail anymore but there was an option to leave a message for another number .. "To send a message press 1" or something. After that you could enter any phone number.

      Kind of funny but back in the nineties I did exactly that one day to a friend. I left her voicemail after I got home from work but her parents freaked when they heard the message. It took a bit of explaining but apparently they though I called at 4:30am.

      Back to the original post though, I wonder if the author works for Google because I smell BS. Voicemail isn't going anywhere, let alone to Google. It's bad enough we (again, in Canada), have entire government agencies quietly moving their Email and custom applications over to Google without even a second thought as to the privacy implications (Children's Aid Societies, Fire Departments, etc.). But I'll be damned if they will be able to translate and index voicemails too.

      It's interesting that we are moving toward societies where laws (AUP, Privacy, etc.) seem to be deemed accepted and enforceable by proxy. For example, yes I agreed to be friends with Foo, but I didn't agree to Facebooks terms when Foo posted pictures of me online. Yes, I left Foo a voicemail but I didn't agree and nor was it indicated that I was, leaving said voicemail for Google or any other third party to translate.

    88. Re:i ignore voice mail by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      ok, better argument then.

      I totally agree that some people just have no concept of how to use voicemail or how to work vaguely technical things like a cell phone.

      I was just joshin' you about your original argument not making any sense.

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    89. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OT, I know, and I'm ashamed to admit it, but I'm 25, and I still remember having a "Party Line" phone set up in my house 'till I was 7 or so. We were 2 rings, the neighbors were 1.

    90. Re:i ignore voice mail by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I finally turned my voicemail off even though my VM message said something along the lines of "You have reached Hadlock, please hang up now and send a text message or email and I will call you back". My personal phone doesn't get a lot of calls from unknown numbers so that system worked well for me. If they know me they already have my email and phone number to SMS me, and if they're a telemarketer they have neither.
       
      BUT people still left me voicemails. So I finally just turned it off. Checking voicemail is such a PITA and I'm glad I haven't had to do it for over 2 years now. I'm never going back.

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    91. Re:i ignore voice mail by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      With email, I can send a message expecting that the receiver will get around to it whenever they want. IM is the opposite; the receiver is expected to respond immediately. Each of these has its place in the world... if not, email would have died many years ago.

      I understand this, but it is not IM, it's how we use it. ICQ had the best both worlds back in the day. A queue where unacknowledged messages went, and real time chat windows. You could keep doing what you were doing before getting interrupted by just closing the chat window and letting messages queue. Messages would queue when you were offline too, it worked similar to email. The AIM model that is most widely adopted today is like having someone walk up behind you and start talking while you were using the computer. You feel guilty by looking away, and pretty much have to stop what you were doing. That is bull crap for a computer application.

      There is no reason at all you can't have an email replacement with rich, push messaging that works in both a delayed mode and real time, other than the retarded UI models that all got inherited from AIM. Well, that and server side IM queueing, but that's not exactly a high hurdle to jump.

    92. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diatribe snipped

      Also, save your typing. I know I am an ass with father issues.

      There. Fixed that for you.

      Sorry your translation was a bit off but lucky for you I speak fluent assholise.

    93. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or try any other phone with visual voicemail. It's not an iPhone only feature.

    94. Re:i ignore voice mail by Country_hacker · · Score: 1

      With Verizon at least there's the option to do this, you enter your voice mailbox (*86, or dial your own number) and after listening to all the 'skipped messages' in your box you'll have the option of sending a message. Enter your target's phone number, leave the message, hang up. Works great for when you want to leave bad news for the boss, without having to actually interact with him. ;-)

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    95. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHA

    96. Re:i ignore voice mail by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      We have a whole generation of people who grew up with the textual Internet. I think they are more comfortable communicating by text, either because they're better writers, or because they have a richer set of conventions for conveying emotion that way, or because they are accustomed to the emotional ambiguity.

      You are confusing the anti-social behavior with intelligence and/or ability to articulate their thoughts in writting.

      I know of know one in the 'Internet' generation you speak of that can write for shit, they can't. They can use a bunch of shitty emoticons that half of them don't know what they mean, or abbreviations that again, half of them don't know what they mean, but that doesn't change the fact that all emotion and tone of a message is lost.

      This is nothing new, the same applies to using the telephone over talking to someone in person. Sure, if you do it enough you get pretty good and picking up hidden tones in a telephone call, but you STILL miss out on a bunch of other tones that are there in body language.

      You're an idiot if you think 15 years of communication over the Internet has made any living creature on this planet as well tuned at communicating in text emails as they are at hearing a voice or reading body language.

      Sure you and your friends in your moms basement can communicate better via email at the moment, but once you get a real job in the real world and have to get out of the basement for a little bit, eventually learning to actually socialize with the rest of the world in a meaningful way, you'll realize how much more information is conveyed in voice or face to face interaction.

      I just can't believe you posted some shit about younger generations being 'better writers'. You sir have not been reading stuff on the same Internet as I have. Ask any high school English teacher how well his/her students are doing compared to those of 5 to 10 years ago.

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    97. Re:i ignore voice mail by BitZtream · · Score: 0, Troll

      Stop being a cheapass and trying to take the cheapest route possible to having a cell phone. The cell phone companies will rape you and you will pay more per month than if you just get a regular monthly plan. You can still use the shitty phone with your monthly service so you don't have to agree to minimum length contracts.

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    98. Re:i ignore voice mail by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Because everyone that knows you figures it out rather quickly so its only rude to people that really have no good reason to be bugging you as they don't know you in the first place.

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    99. Re:i ignore voice mail by Mousit · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry if my being financially responsible is offensive "cheapass" to you. Though I guess you missed the part where I said "PAYG works well for me" because I actually can perform simple math and figure costs.

      No, as a matter of fact I'm paying vastly less now (and I'm paying quarterly, I might add, not monthly) than I ever was on a monthly service. There is no monthly service currently offered to me that is less than, or even equal to, what I pay right now.

      I don't even have a shitty phone, either. I bought my own, unbranded retail handset with the features and things I wanted.

      Some of us just happen to have different needs, that don't always include using a phone much. I use may 20, 25 minutes of airtime per month. However I have found it useful to at least have a cell phone available to me, so PAYG works just fine, and I'm not "getting raped" by the cell company. At least, not any more than I would be if I were on their monthly service.

      Less, in my case, in fact.

    100. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Internet/SMS kids may communicate with one another effectively on daily trivialities but that doesn't mean they write well. They've just learned a different set of jargon, cliches, and idioms for the common repetitive events in their lives. (Just like older folks would do with trivial in person or phone conversations.)

      Sadly, only a small percentage of any generation really seem to be eloquent, and another small (but larger) percentage seem capable of actually comprehending truly novel or eloquent expression.

      From what I have seen, kids are less inhibited about transcribing their ungrammatical speech into textual media, as well as using what are essentially textual idioms in their speech. Older folks are aware of a different, traditional standard for written prose, and afraid to engage in written communication without adopting the attitude of correspondent or essayist.

      I wouldn't say that the written word is dying, but I also wouldn't say that short text communiques are carrying the torch. Internet folks have just discovered the application of text transmission to idle chit-chat, whereas technophobic people still tend to associate textual formats with formal writing.

    101. Re:i ignore voice mail by TheDormouse · · Score: 1

      It's absolutely free for me to listen to voicemail. I am not willing to use text messaging until it's free. In fact, I have my provider block all incoming texts since I'm unwilling to pay a single penny (definitely not $0.20) for them. Data plans on the phone are too expensive, so I can't check my email from my phone.

      I want the reverse: I want to call my voicemail and have it READ me my email.

    102. Re:i ignore voice mail by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Should I retire complaining about the "fixed that for you" meme already? To you, it smacks of whininess

      There, fixed that for you.

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    103. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phone carriers provide a switchboard for just that purpose, but the phone numbers vary by carrier and even locale so it can be a hassle.

      I have been using a free service for a while though that will find the carrier and locale automatically at the cost of listening to a short ad. The service is called SlyDial and the phone number is 267-759-3425

      When you call you listen to a short ad then you are prompted for the number you'd like to leave the voicemail for. I use it often, so i have it saved as a contact to my phonebook. Its not really much of a hassle if you find it useful.

    104. Re:i ignore voice mail by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Congratu-fucking-lations, because here in shitty Australia, our major telco Tel-fucking shitheads-sta decide that leaving a message charge me money, and listening to a message charges money.

    105. Re:i ignore voice mail by mgblst · · Score: 1

      If they ring, and there is no voice-mail, they don't charged, and it is quick, and they can ring back later. Just switch off voicemails.

    106. Re:i ignore voice mail by sjames · · Score: 1

      Personally, I find that the summary of any given voicemail will be either "please call back asap" or "I'll just email you". If it's the latter, I already know because I checked my email. If the former, I can save time by just dialing back from the missed calls list and skipping the voicemails.

      In other words, email good. Missed calls list good. Voicemail useless.

    107. Re:i ignore voice mail by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should take the hint and stop leaving me messages. After five years of my telling them I will not check them and all messages will be deleted without my listening to them, leaving me a message is rude -- it means I have to take time to delete all the stupid messages, which with modern systems, takes a while.

      Voicemail as a concept is just maddening to me. In my day -- I'm in my late twenties -- we had "answering machines". You'd leave the house, come back, and maybe there was a message. It didn't record the time but who cares if they left the message at 2:30 or 3:12? It makes no difference. You know it was left during the time you were away and that's the only important part. You'd listen, and then delete the message.

      Nowadays you have several different notifications on your phone alerting you that you have voicemail -- maybe an icon, a blinking light, a message that says "New Voicemail", a stuttered ringtone, an email alert, or all of the above, because evidently it's so important that you know about it that you need fifteen different reminders.

      So you call your voicemail and listen to an idiotic series of instructions you've heard ten thousand times before. "You have.. three.. new messages and zero.. saved messages. To listen to.. new.. messages, press one.. to listen to--" One. "Message.. one.. left.. Tuesday.. November.. third.. at.. three.. twenty.. eight.. pm.. from.. three.. zero.. three.. two.. seven.. six.. five.. nine.. four.. five.." SHUT UP. Just play the damned message so I can move along with my life, please?

      "Message.. deleted. To undelete.. press.. one. For the next message, press--" SHUT UP.

      Leaving a message for someone else is even worse. "Hi, this is Joe Peschi, I'm can't answer the phone right now, leave a message, thanks! ....To page this person, press.. one. To leave a message.. press.. two.. or stay on the line. To hear your horoscope, press.. three.." SHUT UP.

      The hassle of leaving and retrieving voicemail is bad enough, but that's not the reason I refuse to check it. It's because it just doesn't matter. If I wanted to speak to whoever is calling me, I'd answer the phone -- if I don't, it's because I don't want to talk to them or I wasn't available. If I didn't want to talk to them, leaving a message isn't going to make me want to talk to them, and if I wasn't available and it's important, they'll call back later. And most importantly, if I think it's important, I have a record that they called, right there on the phone -- I know they called, and I don't need a voicemail to tell me about it. If I want to call them back I will.

      I realise there are any number of situations where this attitude wouldn't work, but that's the other thing I can't stand about voicemail. If you're going to leave a message, a simple "Hey, this is Mark, call me back," or "Joe. 555-1212," will do nicely. People tend to leave seven-minute dissertations full of half-completed thoughts, usually ending them with "Give me a call back," making me wonder why they bothered leaving such a lengthy message in the first place since we're going to have to rehash it all in conversation anyway.

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    108. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like you, I seem to be one of the few people who actually likes the concept of "voice" mail. But I also think it is flawed, because voicemail fails to accomplish true delayed voice interaction.

      With email, I can send a message expecting that the receiver will get around to it whenever they want. IM is the opposite; the receiver is expected to respond immediately. Each of these has its place in the world... if not, email would have died many years ago.

      Phone calls mirror IMs in the voice world. But voicemail can only be sent when a person fails to answer a phone call. I think this is a flaw. It might sound nit-picky, but sometimes I want to send someone a voice message without them dropping everything to attend to me. Maybe I want to send it while driving... not that I recommend use of the phone while driving, but it's far better to voice message than to text message.

      I agree totally. Did some research on this and turns out most companies let you leave a voice message direct to a number in their network. How exactly to do it, I forget, but it is through one of those options in the voice mail menu.

      Looking forward to the day this becomes possible globally ...

    109. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop being a cheapass and trying to take the cheapest route possible to having a cell phone.

      In my role as a customer, I have a duty to reward competing vendors for offering better value. That's how our economy gets resources into competent hands. You don't get style points for wasting money, except from morons whose opinions don't matter.

      you will pay more per month than if you just get a regular monthly plan

      I pay $20 and rarely use up my balance before it expires in three months. I've never seen a plan under $7/month.

    110. Re:i ignore voice mail by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      I hate voice mail with all my guts. I have it disabled in all my phones, mobile and fixed.

      I took the decision of disabling it because of 2 recurring situations that were getting on my nerves:

      1. People would call lots of times but leave no message, so whenever I was unavailable for some time I would have to waste my precious time listening to 10 empty messages.
      2. Whenever I had to talk to someone and leave a message, that person would either not listen to it or listen and then ignore it. This happened to me all the time even for serious/urgent stuff.

      Often people would tell me "I had an urgent issue to talk with you but you weren't available". I would ask "why didn't you leave a message?". The answer would be "I don't like talking to machines". Often it would be a shrug and "just because".

      When I would talk to some people some days after I left a message and ask why they haven't returned my call they would tell me "I got your message but I don't listen to messages.", or even worse "yeah, I heard your message, but I don't care about messages".

      One day I would smack someone, so I decided to stop using voice mail for good.

      The same shit happens with SMSs and emails, so it's not a technology problem, but a cultural one. There is a culture of irresponsibility. Nowadays, I always try to make people commit on the phone or personally to some appointment, and even so, I often assume they will miss it or be late.

    111. Re:i ignore voice mail by kramerd · · Score: 1

      RE post rated PG for offensive language

      "I know some voice mail systems already allow speeding up the message, but it's not very intuitive and you still get those awful menus. Plus, the voice on the menus speaks So. Fucking. Slowly. When. They. Tell. You. What. Time. The. Person. Who. Left. The. Message. Called."

      I think its for the use of fucking...

    112. Re:i ignore voice mail by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I have mine disabled/non-existant. That way I don't get the.

      "Did you get my voicemail?" SMS.

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    113. Re:i ignore voice mail by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Why do you have voice mail if you don't use it?

      People won't insist of leaving messages if you don't give them that option.

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    114. Re:i ignore voice mail by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Alternatively you could just answer the call....

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    115. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe this is a generational thing?

      No just a moronic thing!

    116. Re:i ignore voice mail by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      You keep thinking that, only lowly grunts need to beckon to the masters call any time of the day or night.

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    117. Re:i ignore voice mail by Dan541 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The fact that they are the ones making the call means they are the ones who want/need something. It is selfish of them to expect us to beckon to their every need. (I say us because I agree with the parent)

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    118. Re:i ignore voice mail by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Don't ALL mobile phones have SMS by default, it's not something you ever need to setup.

      Unless the US is more outdated than I thought.

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    119. Re:i ignore voice mail by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Why would the cost of a text be an issue, after all your are prepared to make a phone call. If I can't get through to someone I either call back later or just text.

      Fast, convenient and reliable. I don't even consider voicemail as an option

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    120. Re:i ignore voice mail by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

      People are more prone to getting the point when sending text messages compared to VM. When they call and leave a message they likely will blather on about whatever including all of the protocol about grammar and pre/post etiqutte about introductions and sign-off type info. With a text message its usually right to the point without a bunch of extra fluff.

      So in comparison to the other posters identification of the VM operator being slow, the actualy meat of the message from the callers are going to be much slower too. If you want to talk then call. If want me to get your message right away and I don't answer then text. If you have more than a few sentences then send an email. If you want to get left in my VM inbox for possibly days, then leave a message.

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    121. Re:i ignore voice mail by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You must be new here?

    122. Re:i ignore voice mail by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I really liked ICQ too. I loved that you could IM someone who was offline and they'd get the message even if you were offline when they came on. There was even a real-time chat option where you could see what each other types as you type it.

      I think they would have done a lot better if they had let people be primarily identified by their handle instead of only by a number. I really think that hurt adoption more than they realized as people don't want to be #24601, they want to be "MarySueLolz." Especially since it mean that ICQ Spam Bots could start at 1025 (I think this was the lowest possible number for some reason, at least that's what I recall from when I ran my own ICQ Groupware server for a while), and increment by 1 to eventually hit the entire user base.

    123. Re:i ignore voice mail by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

      Alltel has speech-to-text service that translates your voicemail to text and sends it to you as an SMS. I think it works great since it is accurate enough and I never need to call my voicemail. I can read my messages immediately after receiving them even if I'm in a meeting or noisy environment.

    124. Re:i ignore voice mail by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Have you looked at college and high school essays lately? Writing has actually become worse. The problem is, the "new generation" isn't using proper form while communicating via internet or text messaging. This reinforces bad habits, which carry over to general communcation. More practice doesn't help when you're doing it WRONG.

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    125. Re:i ignore voice mail by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Not to be rude, but do you actually talk with people on a regular basis, via phone or in person? Because yes, it does matter, even a day or two later. If they were upset a couple days ago, and the situation hasn't been resolved, they're likely still cranky. If they're just "calling to let you know" kinda thing, then you're not likely to get blasted when you call them back. And not to mention all the nuances in communication between people who are in a relationship. Think of the infamous phrase "We need to talk." With no context, that could be anything from "your pet died while I was watching it" to "I'm going to stab you for cheating on me with that whore." Context. It matters.

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    126. Re:i ignore voice mail by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Voicemail not useless. People who use it are doing it incorrectly. If the only message they're leaving is "I'll email you" or "Call me back," that is useless. It's assumed in a business environment you would want a call returned if it wasn't answered. The variation that should be used is "Don't call me back." If they're not saying that, they should be conveying useful information, or not leaving a message at all. Don't blame the medium for the abuse of those who don't get it.

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    127. Re:i ignore voice mail by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Hell yeah. Voicemail does things that text or voice-to-text never could.

      Saving a vm from the wife/kids is a nice way to take a piece of home along on business travel.

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    128. Re:i ignore voice mail by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Um, actually, voice mail would mean you're not at the beck and call of the master. It's waiting for you as soon as you make yourself available. And how many major business developments would you need to miss before you realized you were a tool for not having a way for people to get in touch with you? "Boss! The contract's been rejected, and we need a new clause by 9!" "There's a hostile takeover bid scheduled for 8am!" etc. etc. People who are high up have different concerns. And then let's not forget business travelling, where timezones can make co-ordinating difficult at best. And you can listen to voicemail while you're driving. You can't read an email or text. That delays your response. Face it, the concept of voice mail is still needed. The phone trees need an overhaul, is all.

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    129. Re:i ignore voice mail by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Lemme address that point-by-point.
      1. Fast. Depending on the phone you have, texting a single message could take 2-3 minutes. Even with a qwerty phone, it'll probably take you a minute or so to compose it to fit in the strictures of the format. In that time I could leave a much more detailed voice mail.

      2. Convenient. Again, hardly. There are more situations where you'd be able to rattle off a quick phone message than a text. Any situation where you need your eyes free, or a hand, for instance (since if you're texting one-handed, you're going to be going even slower than a normal text, regardless of phone-style). The only convenience of a text is that if you're interrupted, you can set it aside.

      3. Reliable. *rofl* I've had the majority of people I know have issues with text messages not showing up at all, or only showing up 2-3 hours later. The number of people I know who had voicemail issues is less than half that.

      And lastly, the cost of a text is 10 cents or more, on some plans. Calling uses from their pool of minutes (unless they're on a pay-as-you-go phone), and they generally have more minutes than they'll use in a month, which is the point of having a plan with minutes.

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    130. Re:i ignore voice mail by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      I usually don't answer phone calls when I'm driving because I don't have a hands free set and find that most are calls that can wait to be responded to. If it's important, they will leave a voice mail and I can use the speakerphone to listen to it. Then find a place to pull over and call them back.

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    131. Re:i ignore voice mail by sjames · · Score: 1

      From my personal standpoint, it doesn't matter in the slightest if it could be useful if practically everyone changed their behavior, it only matter how useful (or not) it is given people's behavior.

    132. Re:i ignore voice mail by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Occasionally (very occasionally) I get one from a number I didn't recognize that was actually a friend or client who called from a new phone number. Since I'm to the point of not answering strange numbers, it helps them. It's rare, but it happens.

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    133. Re:i ignore voice mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I have access to this service called "Voice SMS". Of course, nobody uses it... which is a shame. It does exactly as you describe. Wonderful stuff.

    134. Re:i ignore voice mail by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      If you think that simply converting all voice mail to text is going to solve the problem, you're missing out. I would think that a jog-wheel to allow me to speed up the voice mails, along with some audio or visual cues to let me know when the message ends would be much more efficient than speech-to-text while maintaining all the meta-information. Just get rid of those stupid menus completely. Since it's trivial to speed up a person's voice without altering the pitch using DSP you'd still be able to understand the message at 10x speed (or more) and still keep the subtler message intact.

      I took a look at Google's interface, and there's a play button. What they essentially let you do is skim through 20 "dude, call me back." messages and then listen to the important ones.

    135. Re:i ignore voice mail by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not if you've flashed the firmware with something that doesn't know the right numbers. Yes they pretty much all do, which irritates me. It means that I can receive spam messages.

    136. Re:i ignore voice mail by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      How many people actually leave voicemail?

      The short time I had mine active nobody left anything.

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    137. Re:i ignore voice mail by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I think they are more comfortable communicating by text

      There's a difference between sending information and receiving. Even from my daughter, who's a child of the internet and IM age, I get a lot more information from hearing her voice mails than I do from her email, and she's a very good writer.

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    138. Re:i ignore voice mail by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Fax has been gone for a few years already. Voice mail will be around for a while, like it or not.

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    139. Re:i ignore voice mail by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If they left a voice mail and you get it a day or two later, obviously the conditions that person are in have changed drastically since then.

      The same applies to email. Old information is old information.

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    140. Re:i ignore voice mail by woodchukwood · · Score: 1

      "...will be the ability to be completely unreachable." mopower70, I concur most profoundly. Is this a concept of your own or is there a reference that I may peruse for more insight?

    141. Re:i ignore voice mail by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      While all that may be true, most voice mails I get are nothing like as poetic.

      99% are "Hi, it's John calling from BigCorp, I need to talk to you about [something], ring me back on [phone number]". Except usually it's mumbled and crackly, or said extremely fast, to the extent that I have to listen 3 times to catch what the number was.

      If that couldn't be achieved with a text message or email, I don't know what could.

    142. Re:i ignore voice mail by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      Nearly all cell phones support MMS today, so send a voice clip in a Multimedia Message. That should match the analogy of which you speak.

      At our company we collect missed calls via our voicemail system into our same ticketing system where we get incoming emails. So if I want to leave myself a ticket and don't have time to type, I just fire a voice note at my ticket inbox. Tres simplique :3

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    143. Re:i ignore voice mail by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      The English Language is not defined by aristocrats carving up the signal processing landscape from on high, but by speakers coining each neologism in the trenches to make their meaning understood amidst evolving noise and evolving needs.

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    144. Re:i ignore voice mail by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      You are confusing the anti-social behavior with intelligence and/or ability to articulate their thoughts in writting.

      I know of know one in the 'Internet' generation you speak of that can write for shit, we can't.

      F-, and I'm confiscating your blackberry.

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    145. Re:i ignore voice mail by quenda · · Score: 1

      I ask again, why don't you stop whining and just disable voicemail, so they get a busy tone? You make no sense to me.

  2. Two words, one of which is two words. by Xenex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Visual voicemail.

    The concept of voicemail is sound; the technology has been poor. Visual voicemail fixes the technology.

    1. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by David+Gerard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As TFA points out, by encouraging you to use the metadata - who called and when - and just delete the actual voicemail.

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    2. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Still means you have to scramble for a keyboard or paper to take down a phone number or whatever important info that you can't quite make out.

    3. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by peragrin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      if you can't remember short details like a phone number you should try some memory practices.

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    4. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      And how would you know what I should be doing?

    5. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Visual Voicemail does show the phone number, and it will stay on your screen for a long time. Out of pure laziness, I have messages dating back months showing on my display.

      And if you can't "quite make out" some piece of information, how do you expect a computer to do so?

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    6. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Visual Voicemail does show the phone number, and it will stay on your screen for a long time.

      Does it still work if caller ID is blocked? Can it tell if the person wants you to call back on a different number? And what about other info that doesn't have anything to do with where the caller is calling from, such as an address, quote for an item number, etc...

      And if you can't "quite make out" some piece of information, how do you expect a computer to do so?

      Because the person sending it will be typing it out and seeing it on a display before they send it. I don't care about Google's text-to-speech thing because that's still partly voice mail.

    7. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      So you just want text messaging. Fair enough. You have that, so I don't see the complaint.

      Others, like me, see the place for voice messaging. It's the same argument of talking on the phone vs. sending IMs. I find emoticons lacking when showing some emotions, and when showing dry sarcasm. And voice is simply faster. I'm a fast typist, but it's hard to type at even half the speed of talking.

      Voice has its place in real life. If you don't like it, that's your decision and you have plenty of options. But don't cancel my options because you don't like what I do.

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    8. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yes, voice mails left from cellphones usually have negative value — I usually already know you called, and now I'm pissed off because you thought that leaving your garbled phone "number" (CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? It sounds more like letters after the cell network gets done with it) was going to somehow help me, and I'm not even going to TRY to call back unless I really need to talk to you. When I was looking for a bike I got a couple of calls back with unintelligible numbers, and I'm thinking, you obviously aren't smart enough to ride a bicycle without breaking it if you can't fucking stand still while you leave your number.

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    9. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by DarkOx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Its interesting that you say that. Most peoples minds can work with five complex propositions or seven to ten simples ones at a time. You can handle more complex thinking about things your are familiar with. Your own phone number or your girl friends is probably one prop for your mind. You have assembled it into one logical object.

      Someone you don't phone often on the other hand often requires your brain to deal with it as a string of digits, each using its on slot. There maybe savings when you are familiar with area and exchange codes in most cases. If you are dealing with unfamiliar phone numbers, are not accustom to the area and exchange codes, and then get saddled with some internal PBX extension that is going to be difficult for most people to remember and work with while also attempting to retain other information being delivered in the message.

      A pad and paper is really your best bet. No amount of memory practice is going to enable you to perform such a task. Familiarity might. If you call people in Rochester everyday you eventually learn the area code out there is 585. Now when you hear a phone number you just remembering "Rochester" (short term) and the final seven digets (short term); eight things instead of ten and when you go to make the call you retrieve the 585 from memory (long term).

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    10. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by Scott+Kevill · · Score: 1

      The concept of voicemail is sound;

      Astonishing!

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    11. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by Atryn · · Score: 1

      Very interesting.... I think that in my mind I tend to store area codes (and sometimes prefixes) as sounds rather than digits. To me, it is more like storing and playing back a new word rather than a string of syllables. My wife thinks it is odd that I can remember longer phone numbers.

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    12. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by tkinnun0 · · Score: 1

      Why go to the trouble of pen and paper and memory exercises when my phone already notices phonenumbers in an SMS and allows me to call them with a few keypresses?

    13. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by tkinnun0 · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. It arbitrarily and abruptly transforms what was to be a two-way communication into a one-way communication with a strict time limit. It's an artificial artefact borne of weak technology and the sooner we get rid of it the better.

    14. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I don't recall saying that there is no place for voicemail.

    15. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. It arbitrarily and abruptly transforms what was to be a two-way communication into a one-way communication with a strict time limit. It's an artificial artefact borne of weak technology and the sooner we get rid of it the better.

      ABSOLUTELY! Thank God someone sees SMS for what it really is!

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    16. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we know that the concept is SOUND. That's what the TFA finds to be problematic, geez.

    17. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      I don't do that... but I have an innate memory for numbers. More so than words. I have approximately 8 cards, and for each, off the top of my head, I can recall the 16 digit card number, CVV2, and expiry. But shopping lists? Not so much.

    18. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I remember phone numbers via the visual pattern they create on the dialpad. It turns out most of the phone numbers I know follow one of four patterns, with slight variations from the pattern making up the individual phone numbers. At work I follow the same method for dialing speed dials and plugging through phone tree prompts and extensions.

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    19. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by tkinnun0 · · Score: 1

      I don't understand, how does SMS transform a communication arbitrarily and abruptly?

    20. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      I don't recall saying that there is no place for voicemail.

      Because the person sending it will be typing it out and seeing it on a display before they send it. I don't care about Google's text-to-speech thing because that's still partly voice mail.

      Saying "I don't care because it's still partly voicemail" is giving a strong impression that you don't want voicemail at all. Don't be disingenuous.

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    21. Re:Two words, one of which is two words. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I don't want voice mail. I don't speak for everyone, that should go without saying.

  3. Not anytime soon by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Text to speech isn't anywhere near 100% yet. Until it is, voicemail isn't going anywhere. Beyond which, human voice can impart additional meaning in tone that text can't. We probably could make better voicemail systems, but I don't see a lot of effort going into that. It isn't really a revenue generator for anyone, and the existing systems aren't that bad to use. 1 button to delete, 1 to save, 1 to repeat. I'd like to see fast forward and rewind like old tape based answering machines had, but that's about all it needs.

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    1. Re:Not anytime soon by ledow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree. This is like saying that fax is obsolete because we have text/handwriting recognition. You are throwing away *far* too much is you image->text or speech->text, although they could be used for summary/convenience in certain cases. And sometimes you need alternate methods of communication - putting everything into the same basket (i.e. your email account) is just stupid.

      Additionally, the loss of information doesn't necessarily make it more convenient at all. You go on holiday, lose/break your phone and swap the sim card (maybe with a borrowed phone). You don't *necessarily* get the capability to receive that text (e.g. Internet, email, etc.) but you can still listen to your voicemail. It's low-tech, but sometimes that helps.

      Personally, I detest voicemail whether on mobile phones or in the office. It's a pain. But it still exists, gets specified and built-in because it's "free", easy, simple and works. It's for a medium that doesn't have a better alternative for saving messages (voice) and thus it isn't going anywhere. And I don't trust *anything* that claims to be able to do a "human" job... translating, understanding, transcribing, recognising, etc. Why? Because they cause more trouble than they are worth unless you want a quick, casual, inaccurate job. This includes any form of handwriting recognition, OCR, "image recognition" (web filter systems etc.), speech recognition, text-to-speech, computer translation, etc.

    2. Re:Not anytime soon by jabithew · · Score: 1

      But you have to admire Google's cunning here. To monetarise this service they're going to have to extract useful information to allow more targeted adverts (e.g. you get a voice mail asking you to pick up some flowers and suddenly every AdSense advert is showing Interflora). To do this they would have to transcribe your voice conversations and mail into text. If they're doing it anyway, turn it into a feature and advertise it!

      Google is staffed by geniuses.

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    3. Re:Not anytime soon by krunk4ever · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree, especially when Google Voice's text to speech only does English at the moment.

      I may be in the smaller crowd here, but I hate phone calls and use voicemail to screen calls. When I say "screen", I'm also referring to the urgency.

      When someone calls me and either I don't know the number calling in nor I don't feel like talking on the phone at that particular moment (even if it's someone I know), I use voicemail to screen.

      If the call is important enough, they'll leave a voicemail or try calling again later. If they don't leave a voicemail, I don't bother calling back since I deem the call wasn't really urgent/necessary.

    4. Re:Not anytime soon by mpe · · Score: 1

      Text to speech isn't anywhere near 100% yet.

      This is speech to text, which is actually harder than text to speech. One tricky problem is recognising every possible dialect/accent of every possible language. Even just just in California you will probably come unstuck if you only handle North American versions of English and Spanish.

    5. Re:Not anytime soon by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Text to speech isn't anywhere near 100% yet.

      Can you here me? Hello? Hello? Oh, sorry, what did you say, the connection broke up a second.

      People have spoken (no pun intended) that they prefer convenience, availability, and portability over service quality. People accept lower quality audio compared to even the 60s, 70s and 80s for the ability to have more variety of music at their disposal, lower quality video (DVD, cable) over high definition (OTH, Blu-ray), and of course the unreliable wireless phone service over reliable wired phone service.

      Beyond which, human voice can impart additional meaning in tone that text can't. We probably could make better voicemail systems, but I don't see a lot of effort going into that. It isn't really a revenue generator for anyone, and the existing systems aren't that bad to use. 1 button to delete, 1 to save, 1 to repeat. I'd like to see fast forward and rewind like old tape based answering machines had, but that's about all it needs.

      More arguments against your own case. There is no market for a better voicemail system. Would you pay for one? I consider voicemail a last resort if the person's phone is off or whatever the sequence is when the person does not answer the phone. Odds are the call was recorded in their log, and 99.9% of the time the voicemail says "I called you, can you call me?", which is redundant because why would someone call someone if they didn't want to talk to them? Text messages, voice mail, a note, interdepartmental mail or postal mail are all asynchronous means of communicating without using voice. AND I CAN CONVEY ADDITIONAL MEANING IF NEEDED!!!!

      I guess if you are musically inclined or have superior voicemail skills, then voicemail might be viewed as a feature over other means of communication. But for the rest of us, you will either call back or I'll call you back, or maybe, just maybe I'm ignoring your phone calls and voice mails for a reason, and you will figure that out in time, yet in the meantime you will only continue to annoy me by calling and, and making me delete every one of your voicemails without listening to them. Here is a typical interaction with my voice mail:

      Computer voice: Voice call from 666-555-1234
      Caller: "Hi, its..."
      Computer voice: Message deleted

      In our society, a 2 second delay at a stoplight will get a honk behind you. That simple voicemail interaction takes about 30 seconds for one message. And about 1 minute if you have to delete 5-10 messages.

    6. Re:Not anytime soon by ockegheim · · Score: 1

      On the rare occasions people leave a voicemail at my home phone it gets emailed to me as a .wav file. It's handy if I'm overseas or something, if only people would use it more...

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    7. Re:Not anytime soon by ewrong · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Indeed as an Englishman I've only ever managed to get any speech recognition software to work by putting on a fake American accent. Considering people who leave voicemails for me regularly come from places such as The Netherlands, France or India, so are using a second language, I think it's going to be a long time before something like this is actually useful.

    8. Re:Not anytime soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, most voicemail systems do allow you to fast forward and rewind through messages. The button varies by carrier, but with AT&T / Cingular you pressed the 6 or the 4 keys. I used this to zoom through lengthy messages to get to the phone number at the end, or to slow down a fast talker to get key information.

    9. Re:Not anytime soon by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Additionally, the loss of information doesn't necessarily make it more convenient at all. You go on holiday, lose/break your phone and swap the sim card (maybe with a borrowed phone). You don't *necessarily* get the capability to receive that text (e.g. Internet, email, etc.) but you can still listen to your voicemail. It's low-tech, but sometimes that helps.

      Yes, voice is the command-line/remote shell of the phone system; it's the lowest-common-denominator that everything can support. That's why there are even services to read email to you over the phone, as if it were voice mail.

    10. Re:Not anytime soon by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Uh... you mean "speech to text", don't you?

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    11. Re:Not anytime soon by pcgabe · · Score: 1

      Text to speech isn't anywhere near 100% yet.

      Did you mean speech to text? I dunno, here's an actual Google Voice transcription I got recently:

      well google voice driver back man on the day he how you're doing at all so lee the four on friday i'm at in the review and anyway gimme a call back i'll talk to you later bye

      Seems pretty clear to me. /s

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    12. Re:Not anytime soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is like saying that fax is obsolete because we have text/handwriting recognition.

      I think the fax is obsolete. Many printers have the option to create a PDF of a scanned file. This file can be sent via email or stored. It's much easier for me to send or receive via email than try to hunt down a fax machine.

    13. Re:Not anytime soon by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      Yes, what you said. Very much so. And those nuances are very important in some cases. No system I'm aware of comes even close to handling nuance and none handle the extreme variances in accents you get when you have (for instance) English speakers who have Indian background, Asian background, or French background. Each accent changes how the English words sound and even sentence construction.

      If I get only a text, I might think I'm being called by a person of dubious education (given the grammatical construction errors) but the reality (which would be obvious in listening to the voicemail) is that they are really not a primary English speaker. People tend to make assumptions like that when they don't have immediate evidence to the contrary.

      Also, one of the things people miss when they talk about never wanting to have voicemail and about 'if it is important, they'll call you back' - that's a self-centric view. If it is important *to them* they'll call you back, not necessarily if that call is important *to you*. Voicemail catches plenty of business calls and usually people will leave a callback number. If you don't get back to them, they may well NOT call back and you'll miss a business opportunity or some other key happening.

      Voicemail also serves as a screening tool (as others have said). I get a voicemail from someone, I don't have to talk to them *right then*, I can talk to them at a time of my choosing. I can also use their voice message as a way to gauge the urgency and time sensitivity of the issue in order to determine when the optimal time to return their call is.

      Voicemail won't be dying anytime soon. Slate just has a penchant for ridiculous prognostications (part of being wannabee futurist types).

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    14. Re:Not anytime soon by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [quote]If they don't leave a voicemail, I don't bother calling back since I deem the call wasn't really urgent/necessary.[/quote]

      The problem is that there really doesn't seem to be an agreed-upon social convention, and all these differences get to be irritating and reduce productivity or connectivity. Some people don't leave messages under any circumstances, so you're not going to get them from those people. Some people turn off refuse to check their voicemail or turn it off. I've had cases where voicemail was turned off and that was the only way to communicate to them in a reasonable time frame. These idiosyncrasies are annoying.

    15. Re:Not anytime soon by chappel · · Score: 1

      I used to work for a company that pioneered some early voice recognition, and employed a team of Polish engineers who had escaped the soviets. Their early versions only understood English with a Polish accent.

    16. Re:Not anytime soon by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is like saying that fax is obsolete because we have text/handwriting recognition.

      No, fax is obsolete because it's a stupid technology. Scan it to PDF and email it.

      Sorry, I know it's off-topic, but I get annoyed whenever someone asks me to fax something, or wants to fax me something. You may as well be asking me to dial into your BBS system so we can share files.

    17. Re:Not anytime soon by Lepton68 · · Score: 1

      "My sister said she didn't take any money" can have eight different meanings depending on which word is emphasized. There is a lot of information in someone's speech.

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    18. Re:Not anytime soon by Velex · · Score: 1

      No, fax is obsolete because it's a stupid technology. Scan it to PDF and email it.

      Won't someone think of the hospital IT departments that are too incompetent to set up email encryption with their answering serive!

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    19. Re:Not anytime soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed as an Englishman I've only ever managed to get any speech recognition software to work by putting on a fake American accent.

      Hugh Laurie, is that you?

    20. Re:Not anytime soon by ledow · · Score: 1

      Any half-decent system has automated fax reception/sending without this hassle.

      I just set one up for a school. 20 minutes, old Linux PC, ancient 56K modem I found in a drawer, Hylafax. It recieves all faxes, removes spam, converts them to PDF, emails them to the right person with the PDF as attachment and, as a bonus, logs ALL transactions. Additionally the Hylafax Windows printer is on all desktop, two seconds to print and type in a fax number.

      It's old tech, yes, but standard, reliable, easy, common and easily integrated. Some things NEED fax (i.e. faxes can be legally binding in some countries, whereas email isn't so clear-cut) and even large law firms still use it because it's a recognised technology. And to integrate into any modern network is 20 minutes work with an old external modem.

      You might as well say that phone is obsolete because we have VoIP or Skype. Yes, technically. Practically, no for several decades.

    21. Re:Not anytime soon by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might as well say that phone is obsolete because we have VoIP or Skype.

      I would say normal phone service will be obsolete when everyone can get an Internet connection with enough bandwidth to handle VoIP. Until then, it's safe. I also think that, sooner or later, after we all have enough bandwidth to download HD video with no problem, cable TV providers and even TV "channels" may become obsolete.

      But anyone who can fax something can get Internet access capable of sending/receiving emails. Fax technology in this day and age is approaching "silly".

    22. Re:Not anytime soon by pRtkL+xLr8r · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. How many times have you gotten a voice mail from either a bad connection or bad background noise and had to listen to it 20 times as well as call up half the cast of CSI to help you decipher it? Do they really think a computer is going to be able to get that right when it doesn't even understand what a 'Barack Obama' is?

    23. Re:Not anytime soon by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      It's much easier for me to send or receive via email than try to hunt down a fax machine.

      But is that true of everyone? What about a business that has a fax line where the fax machine is in a convenient location? What of a restaurant that takes faxes for lunch orders, should it have someone checking email? What is the latency of email?

    24. Re:Not anytime soon by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Fax is NOT obsolete, it still has a place at the telecom table. They are cheap, reliable and they just work. Im not saying there arent better methods, but a fax is still a VERY useful tool.

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    25. Re:Not anytime soon by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I don't really see the need for including intonation of voice in text. In 99% of cases a voicemail is either asking you a question (what size windshield wipers should I pick up from walmart?), telling you to do something (meet me at lunch at 2pm) or notification (I have to work through lunch and can't make it to lunch today). Most of those types of communication only have 2 or 3 key pieces of information, bookended with personalized greetings. Chances are if your mom/girlfriend/wife calls (the only people who intonation and lack of clear message matter) you're likely to pick up anyways.

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    26. Re:Not anytime soon by krunk4ever · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it was a urgent call and given that they have no way of confirming that I got the missed call notification, I would say it's upon the caller to call again or try to contact me in some other way.

    27. Re:Not anytime soon by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot. Once a month or so some young kid stumbles across some new fangled technology and then submits their opinion of something like "The wheel is obsolete (all you need is to use this new 4 minute old technology that all the trendsters use)".

      Time for you kids to stop screwing up perfectly good and simple technology be declaring that it's dead. Get your iphones off of my lawn!

    28. Re:Not anytime soon by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Scanning to PDF requires a scanner. Oops. I have gotten forms recently in email that I was told to sign and fax back. Oops, need to have a printer and scanner. Turns out most printer/scanner combinations also come with fax, which ends up simpler than figuring out how to get a PDF file from the scanner and into an email (for the majority of people out there).

      Just because YOU have figured out an easy solution for YOURSELF, don't declare the whole thing pointless and only for stupid people and grandmothers.

    29. Re:Not anytime soon by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You really really don't want to delete that call that starts "hi, it's..." because you might find out later that it ends with "us and we're at the hospital and using a borrowed phone and..."

    30. Re:Not anytime soon by ledow · · Score: 1

      How much easier is it to print to a Windows printer already on your desktop, to a Fax number already in a stored contact database stored in your company's standard networking infrastructure? Just as simple. This is how most *modern* fax system works.

      Fax *machines* may be dead, but Fax itself *isn't*.

    31. Re:Not anytime soon by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Considering that I don't use Windows, hmm.

      What if you're faxing to someone not in the database? And is it easier to receive faxes that way?

    32. Re:Not anytime soon by TheDormouse · · Score: 1

      If you want the technology to improve, donate your speech!.

    33. Re:Not anytime soon by dcam · · Score: 1

      Too many steps. I've worked in the construction industry and the fax machine is embedded there and will continue to be for quite some time.

      1. You are working with paper drawings. Sure you might have an electronic document behind it, but marking up drawings and sketches are always paper. There is no clean way to markup drawings on screen. In addition, people might be on site where there are no computers.
      2. Fax machines can be plugged into any POTS line. Scan + PDF + email involves a machine + a scanner + more skills than many people on construction sites have.

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    34. Re:Not anytime soon by iangoldby · · Score: 1

      One, perhaps overlooked, benefit of fax is that if the paper went through the sending machine successfully, then you can be certain that the fax was received at the other end. (Barring of course schoolboy errors such as faxing the blank side of the paper...)

      I've lost count of the number of times I've failed to get a reply to an email, and then wondered whether my message didn't get through, or perhaps the reply was stopped by a spam filter or something, or maybe I should just wait a bit longer...

    35. Re:Not anytime soon by nine-times · · Score: 1

      One, perhaps overlooked, benefit of fax is that if the paper went through the sending machine successfully, then you can be certain that the fax was received at the other end.

      Funny, but that hasn't been my experience. I've had lots of experiences where I faxed something and called to confirm that the fax was received, only to find out it wasn't. Now I can't tell you why for sure. Maybe their fax machine bit it, maybe mine screwed up. Like you said, maybe I faxed the blank side of the paper or something stupid. Maybe their fax machine ran out of paper, and the fax will come out when someone adds more. Maybe it came through but got shuffled into some other papers, or put on the wrong guy's desk.

      Maybe, maybe, maybe... I don't know. Emails, on the other hand, go directly to the correct person pretty much every time. There are SMTP logs showing what got transmitted to which server. It's really no less reliable than Fax.

    36. Re:Not anytime soon by barzok · · Score: 1

      If the call is important enough, they'll leave a voicemail or try calling again later. If they don't leave a voicemail, I don't bother calling back since I deem the call wasn't really urgent/necessary.

      I treat it this way: The phone isn't for the caller's convenience, it's for mine. I'm not obligated to answer.

  4. That's great... by kirbysuperstar · · Score: 5, Informative

    ..if you live in America. I'm pretty sure Google Voice isn't available elsewhere.

    1. Re:That's great... by AlexBirch · · Score: 4, Informative

      This isn't available to everyone in the USA, just the Grand Central customers. This has been one of Google's larger failures.

    2. Re:That's great... by BikeHelmet · · Score: 2, Informative

      Give it time.

      I'm pretty sure they know they have a winner here - which means if they open it up before getting prepared, it'll get clogged and DOS itself.

      With the economy in a slump, and mounting youtube costs, they'll probably also examining ways to make Google Voice self-sufficient.

    3. Re:That's great... by AlexBirch · · Score: 1

      It's all about managing expectations. When this was originally announced, they were saying weeks. Why did they even announce it if they weren't ready to go live?
      There is even a Vaporware discussion.
      I'm confused, how does Google get DOSed or clogged? As long as it's VoIP and not SMS.

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    4. Re:That's great... by bennomatic · · Score: 0

      Failures? Because *you* don't have an account? Google Voice is awesome; I use it every day! Considering the fact that it works as advertised, I wouldn't call it a failure just because they haven't rolled out to everyone in the world.

      Don't confuse your disappointment and/or frustration with someone else's failure.

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    5. Re:That's great... by AlexBirch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please at least read my post before responding. I didn't say that the service was a failure, just that Google hasn't delivered as promised. They announced that it was going to be rolled out to everyone who wanted an account back in March and they haven't done it. If I were the only person without an account it'd be different.
      As Ben Franklin said, "Promises may get thee friends, but non-performance will turn them into enemies."

    6. Re:That's great... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that Google thought of it as a success. Grand Central was rebranded and reworked, indicating that they thought it was a marketing failure. The fact that they only reluctantly accepted a small number of users really didn't help. If they couldn't scale it up in the way that they had expected, can it really be a success for them?

    7. Re:That's great... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Most companies (well, at least all the ones I've worked for) already have a system in-place to move your voicemails into Outlook or whatever email system they use.

      The only factor Google's adding here is the speech-to-text transcription, which I don't see as that big a deal-- answering voicemails like we answer emails is 100 times more efficient than those lousy phone menus, ask anybody who's used an iPhone. The speech-to-text might add a little benefit in addition to that, but the major benefit is already easy to get from a dozen vendors.

    8. Re:That's great... by Espectr0 · · Score: 0, Troll

      ..if you live in America. I'm pretty sure Google Voice isn't available elsewhere.

      I live in America, just not in the United States of America. America is a continent. /geography nazi

    9. Re:That's great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One should never be a "geography nazi" and wrong in the same sentence. "North America" is a continent, and "South America" is a continent. "America" is either a reference to a country (USA), one of those two continents, or the region consisting of both continents (AKA "the Americas"). If you were correct that "America is a continent", there would only be six instead of the traditional seven.

    10. Re:That's great... by mr+crypto · · Score: 1

      The author ignores the convenience of voice mail by the sender. I think that voice mail etiquette will evolve to use only shorter messages.

    11. Re:That's great... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And the help document STILL says weeks.

  5. as a deaf person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    this is pretty cool and very useful.

    1. Re:as a deaf person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, I'm sure all your friends will be glad you finally stop ignoring their voicemail messages. Until now they must've been thinking you were rude.

    2. Re:as a deaf person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely! Here's the message you'll send to your friends, to announce the great news:

      Hi everyone! You know how you're always annoyed that you can't leave me any voicemails, and have to resort to texting or e-mailing? Well that's going to change! Instead of writing to me, you can call my phone, I'll make sure not to pick it up (I never do anyway, being deaf), then you can leave a voicemail, a computer will transcribe it into text, and then I can READ it! Isn't technology awesome? Thanks Google Voice!

  6. Why? by donaldm · · Score: 0

    The author is entitled to his opinion but vmail is IMHO the best way to leave messages and if the person you are leaving vmail for is professional you will get an answer back fairly quickly. You only start to have problems when the person you are leaving the vmail for or getting email from does not quite naturally speak the same language as you or has a strong accent that is difficult for the parties to understand.

    Vmail is just one of many communication methodologies, each one has advantages and disadvantages and choosing one or more that work well with the way you do business is very much a personal experience. What communication methods work well with one may not work well with others.

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  7. Ah yes transcription by blowdart · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My other half uses a transcription service, SpinVox for her mobile phone which takes the messages and sends them via text message and email. Unfortunately I have a rather non-standard accent, what with the elocution lessons my parents made me take during my childhood in Northern Ireland, spending half my life in England and my default ability to try to match the speaking patterns of who I am talking to. It consistently mangles it's transcription of my messages.

    A more interesting (for me anyway) approach for me is that taken by Microsoft's unified communications stuff where I've seen your phone number route through to your computer to Office communicator, with voicemails being emailed as attachments. Of course this is very corporate centric, but it strikes me as more useful. Sure you have to listen to the attachment, but there's no risk of misunderstanding because a transcribing service got it horribly wrong.

    1. Re:Ah yes transcription by fprintf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know if it exists, but it would be cool to have a combination of both. That is, the email comes through with the attempted transcription *and* the original audio as an attachment. I can then read the email and if it makes sense, that is it isn't too terribly mangled, then I can then decide whether to skip, archive or delete. But if it just doesn't look right or I do want to listen to it either right now or later I can still do so.

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    2. Re:Ah yes transcription by ilo.v · · Score: 2, Informative

      ... it would be cool to have a combination of both. That is, the email comes through with the attempted transcription *and* the original audio as an attachment

      Most of them work that way, although often the email only contains a link to the audio file, not the file itself. If you want the file sent so you can hear it when offline, try Phone Tag http://phonetag.com/ I have used them, and Google Voice, for a while. Their accuracy is (obviously) MUCH better than Google Voice, because they are using humans to do the transcription.

    3. Re:Ah yes transcription by CrashandDie · · Score: 1

      French ISP Free has been doing for quite a while. Every voice-mail can be forwarded by email to any number of addresses, or listened to on your television through the set-top-box.

      It's a great way of getting new alerts, as it probably gives you the best of both worlds. My family still gets to listen to the messages in the usual fashion, and I can keep an ear as I get everything mailed to my Blackberry.

    4. Re:Ah yes transcription by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The next version of Exchange also does transcription along with the attachment. It's not always right (as speech recognition often isn't), but it's usually enough to tell if you need to listen to the attachment.

    5. Re:Ah yes transcription by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      A more interesting (for me anyway) approach for me is that taken by Microsoft's unified communications [microsoft.com] stuff where I've seen your phone number route through to your computer to Office communicator, with voicemails being emailed as attachments. Of course this is very corporate centric, but it strikes me as more useful. Sure you have to listen to the attachment, but there's no risk of misunderstanding because a transcribing service got it horribly wrong.

      Welcome to pretty much every modern PBX system in existence. This isn't new.

      There are voice mail systems that implement IMAP servers and allow you full mailbox browsing via both telephone and menus or any IMAP client such as web mail clients, Thunderbird, Outlook or iPhone and Blackberries.

      Both of the above systems will give you metadata such as time called, number from and caller id info, and call length.

      Nothing Microsoft is doing is new or even better or unique over an existing product. Hell I've made Asterisk do it and not spent a dime on software.

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    6. Re:Ah yes transcription by blowdart · · Score: 1

      Without getting into a pissing match for companies already invested in AD and Exchange this is a no brainer, especially with IM integration where you no longer have physical phones, but laptop connected handsets. When I've rang MS people I've hit their extension and it's been routed to them, even if they are working from home.

    7. Re:Ah yes transcription by Tronks · · Score: 0

      My other half uses a transcription service, SpinVox for her mobile phone which takes the messages and sends them via text message and email. Unfortunately I have a rather non-standard accent, what with the elocution lessons my parents made me take during my childhood in Northern Ireland, spending half my life in England and my default ability to try to match the speaking patterns of who I am talking to. It consistently mangles it's transcription of my messages.

      You could set SpinVox to use British English, which is supported along with French, Spanish, German, Portuguese and Italian. Their service reportedly achieves above 95% accuracy.

  8. Of course, the next Google killer-app... by kclittle · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... will be a text-to-voice service that will read your Google Voice mail to you...

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    1. Re:Of course, the next Google killer-app... by operator_error · · Score: 1

      Someone will probably do it sooner or later.

      Google's open API's make this possible.
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    2. Re:Of course, the next Google killer-app... by yakatz · · Score: 1

      ... will be a text-to-voice service that will read your Google Voice mail to you...

      It's already here:
      http://www.dial2do.com/
      Get your voicemail as email and dial2do will read it to you.

    3. Re:Of course, the next Google killer-app... by ockegheim · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a comedian I saw in 1997:

      Man: Text messaging is getting more sophisticated. Soon you'll be able to enter texts using voice recognition.
      Father: Why not just call them?

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    4. Re:Of course, the next Google killer-app... by brianc · · Score: 1

      ... will be a text-to-voice service that will read your Google Voice mail to you...

      I, for one, would kinda enjoy having Stephen Hawking calling all the time!

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  9. Has this guy never used an iPhone? by Graymalkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To answer my own rhetorical question he has, he spends a paragraph musing over Visual Voicemail. I don't quite understand what his problem with it is, the iPhone lets you not listen to messages as easily as it lets you listen to them. It also makes sure messages are associated with contacts in your address book so its obvious who the voicemail is from. He could just used the "missing calls" screen or listen to the voicemails or just throw his phone in a lake because he doesn't seem to be a good conversationalist anyways.

    The main complaint of the article isn't a technical one, both Visual Voicemail and Google Voice solve the technical problems with voicemail. His real problem is a social one. His friends are assholes and leave messages consisting of "call me back" knowing they're calling his cell phone and more to the point probably know he has an iPhone or doesn't like checking his voicemail. He's not using the iPhone's ability to ignore useless voicemails and his friends don't seem to register the fact he has caller ID and will be able to see he missed their call.

    This is a vexing situation because these people have probably had cell phones for the past ten years if not longer. They know everyone has caller ID and their phones alert them to missed calls. There's no need to waste the time on "call me back" voicemails for anyone. At the same time voicemail is not without its uses. Voicemail can be left by anyone with a phone including landlines. Your SO can leave a message from their landline work phone saying they'll be late for dinner or your kid's school can tell you to come pick them up because they're sick. Voice also tends to be a bit more information dense than printed words since it can convey emotion as well as information.

    Oh well, we should all ditch voicemail because a Slate writer has dumbass friends.

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    1. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by AlexBirch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have a few friends like you, who assumed I would see all missed calls. This assumption is dangerous, especially if you have AT&T. If you are going to call someone, for the love of all that's good and holy, at least have one sentence summary about why you're doing it.

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    2. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by jabithew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Over here in the UK most providers even send you a text if you missed a call while your phone was out of signal.

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    3. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by AlexBirch · · Score: 1

      It must be nice to live there. What happens if you turn your phone off for the theatre, etc? Still a text?

    4. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just in the UK, pretty much everywhere else in the civilized world. Americans just live in the stone age when it comes to mobile telephony. I actually laughed when someone said earlier in the discussion that they pay to listen to voice mail. I mean, wtf? How do you people put up with it?

    5. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by jabithew · · Score: 1

      Yeah, any time your phone isn't connected to the network. Obviously you don't find out until after you get re-connected.

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    6. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by jabithew · · Score: 1

      I guessed it'd be the same through Europe at least, but I didn't *know*. The service wasn't even announced over here, as far as I can remember, one day it just started.

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    7. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I just want a way to easily turn it off, or at least make it harder for them to leave a message. The only voicemail I want are emergencies. Anything else is so much easier if it's sent as a txt or email. No amount of emotion is going to make the phone number or address they've just left any easier to understand if they're speaking too fast, or have a poor mic, they mumble or get distracted part way through, a bus passes by... Caller ID also doesn't work in many places, such as calling from a phone with no direct dial number, or they prefer you to call back on a different number they're calling from...

    8. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by AlexBirch · · Score: 1

      How do I apply for UK citizenship?

    9. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by mpe · · Score: 1

      What happens if you turn your phone off for the theatre, etc? Still a text?

      In such cases the network typically sends such a text when the handset is unreachable. Switching it off sends a signal which tells the network it is unreachable so that it dosn't need to bother trying to find it if a call comes in. If the handset has not sent such a signal (e.g. battery removed or something blocking the signal) the network is going to take various steps to try and find it first.

    10. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Portugal at least one of the operators goes one step further: if someone tries to call you while you're out of reception or you have turned your handset off you get the usual text message telling you "this number tried to call you x times" when you have reception again, and the person that tried to call you also receives a text message sayign "the number you tried to call is now available".

      Obviously, for the privacy conscious, this service is easily turned off with a single (toll free) call or text message.

    11. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to disabuse you, I have a UK pay-as-you-go account on my phone (Orange) and I get charged every time I access voice mail. Since I discovered that, of course, I stopped listening to my voicemail messages.

      Of course, my phone will tell me "1 missed call" plus number, so I don't need to listen to the voice mail anyway. If I recognise the number, I'll ring them. If I don't and it's that important, whoever it was will ring again.

    12. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by Graymalkin · · Score: 1

      If it is important I'll leave a voicemail or a follow up SMS (if it is a cell). I like to give people at least some idea why I called and give them enough information to figure out if they want to call me back or not. I try not to be a hypocrite when it comes to voicemails so I try to never leave "call me back" messages.

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    13. Re:Has this guy never used an iPhone? by baka_toroi · · Score: 1

      They do the same in Argentina, though I'd wouldn't suggest you to apply for a citizenship here :P

  10. Only in the USA by localoptimum · · Score: 0

    Orange, TMobile and O2 milk far too much cash by diverting to voicemail after as few rings as reasonable.

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    1. Re:Only in the USA by blowdart · · Score: 1

      Funny, ringing my voicemail on my Orange mobile is free. And of course you can configure the number of rings it diverts after yourself, or choose not to divert at all.

    2. Re:Only in the USA by localoptimum · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, all that you say is true, but that isn't what I meant.

      The money comes from people phoning you. Voicemail is active as default and most people don't disable it.

      When you ring someone else and they don't answer, the voicemail picks up and you pay for one minute of a phone call. That is a lot of money when your customers have thousands of missed calls per day. If the other network reciprocates, then the networks have a tidy income and the customers pay to listen to a robot beep at them.

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    3. Re:Only in the USA by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I didn't think that any providers charged you for messages left, only when you call to check them.

    4. Re:Only in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In GSM, voicemail is handled as a call-forwarding event from the handset to the voicemail system. In the USA, where we pay for incoming calls, we also pay for this forwarded call time. At least we did, last time I looked into this. It gets complicated when this intersects with large "free" minutes allocations or roaming.

      Someone leaving a voicemail when I was traveling internationally was the double-duty pain. I paid international roaming for them to record their voice, and again for me to listen to it.

  11. Down with Voice-mail by mcarmstrong14 · · Score: 1

    Didn't Apple's iPhone raise the bar by allowing the user to pick and choose which voice-mails to listen to? I think that was a major improvement to voice-mail, saving the user time by eliminating the instructional prompts and displaying who left messages instead of having to listen sequentially to each one. If only I had AT&T and an iPhone... Whatever happens down the road, I know I won't miss voice-mail. It can be a hassle. Especially when someone calls just to say "Call me back." Thanks..

  12. What kind of voice-mail does he use? by Craevenwulfe · · Score: 1

    Does he have a totally different voice mail to me?

  13. Pfft! by msimm · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Beyond which, human voice can impart additional meaning in tone that text can't."

    Bah! I fully expect my transcribed voice mail to include :-D lulz ROFLcopter )-': to impart those more nuanced details.

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    1. Re:Pfft! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      How about a text that reads "hi, it's me, call me", with no attached meta data (caller id blocked, or trunk line used).

  14. Voice Mail and Email will converge by religious+freak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I disagree. Voice mail will not go away. It will eventually converge with email.

    Sometimes I want to hear someone speak to understand tone, sometimes I want to read to save time. I think voice and email will converge. Just because he's getting speech to text doesn't mean he'll want to destroy the speech data. What if you don't know someone is being sarcastic, or if you just happen to miss the sound of someone's voice?

    Alternatively, I think a simple text to speech feature will eventually come about too. Though theoretically not quite as useful for gauging emotion (though I'm sure some "emotional emphasis" could probably be added without too much difficulty), some people may prefer to hear a text message when they're doing things like driving.

    It will certainly be refined and perfected over the next decade or so, but as the summary states, it's already starting to happen.

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    1. Re:Voice Mail and Email will converge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are text-based ways to show VERY IMPORTANT THINGS like tone, and even emphasis. If the computer can recognize them it can translate them into such techniques.

    2. Re:Voice Mail and Email will converge by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1
      Yeah...

      "CALL ME IMMEDIATLY!!!!11!1!!11!ONE!"

      Very professional...

    3. Re:Voice Mail and Email will converge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our companies exchange server is set up to email-as-attachment all voice mail from your phone to your email. We also have voip phones and 4 digit dialing to all 30 branch locations.

  15. Put it on the phone with a (low!) time limit by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

    I'd be a lot more inclined to actually listen to that crap if I didn't have to dial through 4 keypad activated menus before I got to the actual message. Put it on the phone so you can listen to it as quickly as you would an SMS, and make sure there's a time limit on there that makes sure they can only explain who they are and why they're calling. 15 Seconds sounds about right...

    And stop wasting my time with automated voice crap - whether it be voice mail or service hotlines. If you're gonna charge me a Euro a minute, you'd better put an actual person on the other end of the line.

    1. Re:Put it on the phone with a (low!) time limit by Craevenwulfe · · Score: 1

      r'uh? Any voicemail i've used (certainly on my mobile) cuts STRAIGHT to my new messages. If they are too long or boring i just press #7 to delete and it goes straight to the next one. The only stipulation is that i -must- listen to 3 seconds of the message.

    2. Re:Put it on the phone with a (low!) time limit by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      See, the slowness of voice mail ("Welcome to **** voice mail! This call costs xx.xx per minute. You may access the voice mail service at any time by dialing xxxx-xxxx-xxxx. You have x new messages. For new messages, press 1. For older messages, press 2. For voicemail settings, press 3.") caused me to stop using it about... oh... 3 seconds after I got my first mobile phone (must've been when I was about 13, so 8 years ago). Guess I missed out on all the technological advancement since then ;)

  16. people resist technology by youn · · Score: 0

    although there is a minority of people that like to have the latest technologies, most resist change. When it comes to the phone, it is particularely true. Video calls have been around for a long time now... how many people use them? The same with wap. voice converted to text is an interesting concept, but it will have the same problem for mainstream adoption.
    1) Text conversion is approximate at best, especially if noise levels get high
    2) it's as much how you say it that counts... irony, hesitation, sobbing, sorrow wont get translated and even if they are what is the message gonna be "Hello [laughter] I miss you [sob][sob][sob]"
    3) multicultural societies will have even more messed up translations... I occasionally use 3 languages in a conversation (and I know others use more)

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  17. Switched it off by agw · · Score: 2

    I switched my voice mail off, so I don't need to check my messages, because "the leaving of a message is one half of a social contract which is completed by the checking of the message.

    If that social contract breaks down then all social contracts break down. We decent into anarchy."

    1. Re:Switched it off by Coyote65 · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Good luck with that complete loss of communication when you lose your cell phone, or it breaks. You'll have no voice mail to check to see who/what you need to deal with. So much narrow-sightedness in these ideas...

  18. language barrier? by Krupuk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Voice-to-text is great if you speak English or another language spoken by at least 20 million people. If you're part of a minority, not so.

    1. Re:language barrier? by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

      but those people are animals who live in mud huts. Why would they need voicemail let alone a phone?

    2. Re:language barrier? by Krupuk · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm one of these people living in a mud hut and when the pigeon carrier network is lagging or out of order, I like to use one of these fancy new "Internet" connections or use these magical "speaking sticks".

    3. Re:language barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then lern 2 Engrish.

      Seriously, this complaint is starting to irritate me. If you speak an underrepresented language, then represent it. Become a software engineer that can create a decent voice-to-text translation for your language, or underwrite someone who can. It is not the responsibility of the English, Spanish, and Chinese speakers of the world to make your life easier.

  19. I don't think so by fatp · · Score: 1

    If this thing will kill voicemail, email would have killed phones already

  20. Sometimes vocals are necessary by dontmakemethink · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Although I check my voicemail via emailed attachments, most of them are rather urgent, and mere text does not convey the whole story. There's no way anyone can convince me they leave the same message on voice mail as they do on a SMS text message.

    Here's a real example of two messages I received two days ago:
    [text] you gotta minute?
    [voice] Man I'm in a jam, I've got an offer to jump in on a European tour, but we don't have the right demo, they want something raw, can we cut something in the club?

    That is a personal favor and no way it gets approved via text. It would be ignored, and the sender would be PNG instead of on his way to Europe.

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    1. Re:Sometimes vocals are necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that you've communicated it to us perfectly well using text.

    2. Re:Sometimes vocals are necessary by Tolkien · · Score: 1

      Only just barely, his "voice" message is exactly 160 characters long (and this seems like a coincidence more than anything). His point is that people tend to leave briefer and less informative (read: useless) messages via text because of the length limit.

    3. Re:Sometimes vocals are necessary by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, texting is an inherently less personal medium than vocal communication, and for many people is perceived as inappropriate in certain situations. When you have a personal favor to ask of someone, adding a personal touch by actually talking to them, even if it's only indirectly via a voicemail, goes a long way.

    4. Re:Sometimes vocals are necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you think you could fit the voice version into a sms with 160 leters?

    5. Re:Sometimes vocals are necessary by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      Except this is a blog, where discussion is welcomed. I come here when I want to read. Most other times I don't want to squint at my phone to read text that doesn't fit the screen. Some people text happily all day. I don't.

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      War as we knew it was obsolete
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  21. Not A Chance In Hell..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Voice Mail is easier than E-Mail.

    With voice mail, you can:

    1: Delete by quickly pressing 1 key,
    2: Don't get as NEARLY as much SPAM mail,
    3: You just need a cheap phone, and not a whole computer, internet access, ISP, etc.

    Voice mail will never go away. Period. I wish these 'tech people' would quit making their bizarre predictions just to get their name in a magazine or article.

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    1. Re:Not A Chance In Hell..... by Tolkien · · Score: 1

      I agree completely.

    2. Re:Not A Chance In Hell..... by drjuggler · · Score: 2, Informative

      I read slate regularly and this guy's headlines have gotten on my nerves. I see three or four of them each week sucking up to the latest features being developed by Google and Facebook. After I read a couple it became clear that not only does he not have an inkling of what goes into the tech to make it successful he never delves into alternatives. It's as though he, and anyone reading his vapid column, has no use for a computer other than as a social networking box. Maybe this is appropriate for a 'culture site' like Slate but I'd rather go there for politics and find my technology analysis elsewhere.

    3. Re:Not A Chance In Hell..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare people attempt to innovate!

    4. Re:Not A Chance In Hell..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a college student, I do not know anyone who listens to or leaves voicemails. I check mine if I get any, but that is rather rare and it is almost always spam. Everyone either calls back straight or uses text.

    5. Re:Not A Chance In Hell..... by jschottm · · Score: 1

      1: Delete by quickly pressing 1 key,

      If only it was _that_ easy. The braindead voicemail system my cell company forces me to use won't let you delete voicemails until you've listened to "enough" of them (~5 seconds). In other words, if you try to delete the car warranty scam messages without listening to them, you get told, "unable to delete unheard message."

      Thank goodness for "features."

      That said, I agree that voicemail is a useful part of communications if it's set up cluefully. The combination of the iPhone's visual voicemail, the Google Voice, and traditional voicemail would be great - see a text rendition of each voicemail on your phone and be able to easily delete the ones you don't need at all, read simple messages, or call in and listen to important ones.

    6. Re:Not A Chance In Hell..... by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 2

      Voice Mail is easier than E-Mail.

      With voice mail, you can:

      1: Delete by quickly pressing 1 key

      If only. My office voicemail uses two keys (* 3) and my cell phone use one, totally different key (7) and my previous cell phone used a different key altogether. And i have to remember which one's which.

      Whereas with email, you do get one-key delete. And it's always the same key. And that key is helpfully labeled "Delete."

  22. I for one welcome.......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the death of voice mail just as I welcomed the paperless office!

    1. Re:I for one welcome.......... by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

      I rememer working with a guy who tried the paperless office. Instead of documents and faxes on his desk, he had stacks and stacks of CD's and DVD's...

  23. Wake Up! by elkto · · Score: 1

    Wow, a Google Spam post, how we have progressed, Ever research Voice to Text software? I wear "Blew Genes".
    Here is a concept, if your client wanted to leave you an email, they would have. They wanted to talk to you. They left a message instead of contacting your competition.
    Tell you what, have them call me, I will be happy to take them as a client.

  24. And in other news... by Jonas+Buyl · · Score: 1

    And in other news: TV will kill cinema and thanks to computers we don't need books anymore.

  25. Thinly veiled advertisement for a new service by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Google voice is not generally available and is due to be rolled out soon.

    This "article" reads like someone who is either trying to promote the new service with a little extra publicity - or is trying to prove how techno-savvy he/she is by using a leading edge tech.

    Well, yawn, I really don't care.

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    1. Re:Thinly veiled advertisement for a new service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! I completely agree. Google ad.

      The "article" also implies that zillions of people don't listen to their voice mails anymore. It does so by referencing a New York Times "article" profiling one person who doesn't listen to his voice mail anymore.

      The guy who wrote the Slate article -- wasn't he the same guy who predicted that PCs WERE DEAD, SOON TO BE REPLACED BY INTERNET APPLIANCES?! :-)

      Similar hype. Much ado over nothing.

    2. Re:Thinly veiled advertisement for a new service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both actually. Farad Manjoo is a basically a 15 year old boy with daddy's credit card. If it's Apple, he'll buy it. If it's Google, he'll promote it.

      His technical skills are- well, absent. He's just a gee-whiz tech writer. A younger Dvorak.

    3. Re:Thinly veiled advertisement for a new service by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Well, yawn, I really don't care

      You sure you really in the right place then? You realise you can get your windows announcements elsewhere?

  26. Completely stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF do i want to read when i can listen?

  27. voice to text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll try it. but I have serious doubts about this voice to text capability. People have been trying voice to computer features for over a decade now, with really lousy and impractical results.

  28. I dunno... by MichaelTheDrummer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Listening to drunken messages left on my voicemail is often the highlight of a Sunday morning hangover.

    1. Re:I dunno... by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Imagine reading them, as interpreted by the Google Voice-to-Text system. Hilarity!

              -dZ.

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  29. Visual Voicemail by Andy+Smith · · Score: 2, Informative

    Visual Voicemail on the iPhone should have "fixed" the user-unfriendly nature of traditional voicemail. But alas, here in the UK, it is all-too-frequently unavailabe, either due to lack of a mobile signal (even though the messages are stored on your phone, Visual Voicemail is disabled if you lose signal), or due to unspecified faults that result in you being told smply that Visual Voicemail is unavailable and you must dial in to access your voicemail manually. A potentially great service, crippled by some horrible "service DRM" that shuts it off as soon as the service isn't there.

    Like many iPhone users, I often evangelise about the iPhone and encourage my friends to get one. But I always include one caveat: DON'T get it based on the attraction of Visual Voicemail. The feature is so often unavailable that you should regard it as non-existant.

    1. Re:Visual Voicemail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you have visual voicemail! Here in NZ Vodafone has not even implemented it :(

    2. Re:Visual Voicemail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may apply to yourself (if you're in fact stating you have one by implication), however here in the USA (or at least for my own anecdotal evidence) VV will work if you are out of range of any towers or have it in "airplane mode"

      It's actually one of the main reasons I have one and frequently state to all who will or have called me: "leave a message if I don't pick up or text me, otherwise I'll presume it can wait until later in the day or week" =) Most of my friends understand the situation b/c I'm "cool enough to have an iphone" - ie: they hate voicemail and ask only for texts

      speaking of texts, i wish other phones had a similar/same display as the iphone (similar for IMs)

  30. Wow! by Warlord88 · · Score: 1

    Vodafone just started the voice mail in India. I used it first time a few days back and said to myself "Hey.. this is great.. why didn't we have this earlier?"

    And now this.

  31. Different Languages? by Faizdog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have some services, such as Vonage, that attempt to provide a speech-to-text transcription of your voicemail to your email. However, being someone not originally born in the US, many of my voicemails tend to be in another language.

    Staying in touch with my family is very important to me, and if I'm missing their voicemails, then I can't use these services. It will be a long time before a lot of the world's languages have speech-to-text conversion and an automatic service could recognize which language is being spoken and then use the appropriate conversion.

    So I don't think voicemail will go away at all, perhaps become less common.

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  32. I love voicemail by UncleWilly · · Score: 2, Funny

    It gives the caller the illusion (maybe it's my message) that the message is Very Important to me and will be returned (right, delete) ASAP!

  33. Voice mail is an american thing by saigon_from_europe · · Score: 2, Informative

    And it was never popular in Europe.

    In Serbia, our fixed line monopolist Telekom does not offer voice mail. On the other side, all of our mobile providers do offer voice mail, and they offer it for 8 years, and still no one uses it.

    Somewhat similar to this, mobile providers send you a SMS with a list of missed calls (time + number) so if you have turned your mobile off, you'll get the list as soon as you turn your phone on.

    Also if you cannot get someone on his mobile, you can send him a SMS, and it will be delivered once he gets reachable again.

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    1. Re:Voice mail is an american thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish AT&T did this... when iPhone data is active, I may miss a call and not know about it, as evidence of me getting mysterious voicemails without the phone ever ringing.

  34. Correction - Unified Messaging by Monoman · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unified_messaging There I fixed it for you.

    Voicemail via most phones does suck (iphone is an exception). Can't you check your voicemails at work via your email client? We have been doing it for years and once you give someone the UM client you better not ever take it away.

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    1. Re:Correction - Unified Messaging by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      No, voicemail on the iphone sucks too. It still has the primary fault - having to listen to someone go on and on about stuff you don't want to hear, read a phone number too fast that you can barely hear, then hang up.

      SMS. If you can't bring yourself to do that because it's what the 'young whippersnappers' do then send an email.

      Even in business, voicemail is dying fast - we get maybe one voicemail a month and hundreds of emails.

    2. Re:Correction - Unified Messaging by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      It still has the primary fault - having to listen to someone go on and on about stuff you don't want to hear, read a phone number too fast that you can barely hear, then hang up.

      No, it doesn't. They have this handy little bar at the bottom that shows where you are in the audio timeline. You can drag forward or backwards at your leisure, just like you would in iTunes, to listen to the specific part of the message that you want to hear.

      The iPhone has had this for years. It's a godsend. More people need to be aware of the fact that there IS a better way to handle voicemail, and it's already in the wild. I'm sure other phones have it too by now...

    3. Re:Correction - Unified Messaging by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      The UI is nicer, yes. But the idea isn't new, and indeed I've yet to meet a voicemail system that DOESN'T let you spin forward or backwards at will in a voicemail with key presses.

  35. Rumors of VM's Death... by automag · · Score: 1

    ...have been greatly exaggerated by this D-Bag Slate guy. As with many sub-par authors, he's chosen to assume that his personal situation and preferences must mirror societies situation and preferences as a whole. Sure, pal. I've got one word for you: pagers.

    People have been decrying the death of pagers for nearly 15 years now, but you know what? I personally know ~20 professionals in the medical field who swear by theirs, and use them daily. A quick unscientific poll of 4 of those friends turned up estimates of between 30 and 50 additional people that they personally know who use pagers regularly.

    Just like 'landline' telephones, pagers, Amiga computers, and... yes... Radio Shack answering machines, voice mail is not going to be going away anytime soon. Why? Because in some contexts, and/or for some people, voice mail works as well as they will ever need it to, so there is no need to upgrade to something else.

    Personally, I predict we won't be seeing VM going completely away for a long time. Did I mention that I think the author of the original article is a giant D-bag. I did? Well now I've done it twice.

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  36. Voicmail? I love it! by jasprov · · Score: 1

    It keeps spammers away!

    My home phone and cell phone both go directly to voice-mail for all non-white-listed calls (including all unrecognized/private numbers).

  37. Yeah, right... by dwm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...just like email killed faxes.

  38. Triple your revenue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone needs to invent a mobile phone that answers the call and captures the voicemail locally when switched on. Voicemail is great for making telephone companies money. If you can't get to your phone in 25 seconds you caller leaves and message then you call to listen to the message and then you call them back to speak to them. The telephone company just multiplied their revenue by three. When you ask for the telephone company to extend the ring time they tell you 25 seconds is the maximum other wise it causes the network issues.

  39. Good Reasons *Not* To Want Video Calling by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    although there is a minority of people that like to have the latest technologies, most resist change. When it comes to the phone, it is particularely true. Video calls have been around for a long time now... how many people use them?

    There are some very good and perfectly valid *non-technical* reasons that people might not want video calling- and they're nothing to do with "resisting change".

    For one thing, there's the issue of appearance. Someone calls you on the phone, you don't have to worry about how you look. On video- that's an issue. Perhaps you just got out of bed and look very rough. Perhaps you just aren't dressed in a manner you'd consider appropriate for the person you're speaking to. Even if you're in a "presentable" state, you might still have to make yourself ready.

    Yes, you can turn the video off, but then it becomes an issue. Why do you have it turned off?

    (Are you really late at the office or hanging about outside the pub? Yeah, maybe he *is*... and he doesn't want the girlfriend/wife to know that!)

    Video also restricts what you can do while you're on the phone. Aside from the fact that people do many things- e.g. work, etc.- while speaking normally on the phone that would come across as both rude on video (because you're not paying attention to them) and impractical (if you have to be holding and/or looking at the camera, it restricts what you can do).

    Video calling is one of those things people have thought would be cool for decades; why *wouldn't* you want to have it? Well, when it actually becomes possible and we're forced to consider the implications of using it in our day-to-day lives, there are actually plenty of reasons to prefer old-fashioned voice-only calls.

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    1. Re:Good Reasons *Not* To Want Video Calling by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Another seemingly important reason is because video conferencing may not be as close to face-to-face communications as the technologists like to think. For instance, there is no easy way to look at each other's eyes, which appears to be a subtle yet significant non-verbal cue. This in itself makes the interaction seem "weird" in a similar way to how the uncanny-valley disturbs visual and emotional affinity.

              -dZ.

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    2. Re:Good Reasons *Not* To Want Video Calling by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's another good one, yes. It's essentially the same problem as you get with webcams. Until they find a way to integrate the camera with the screen *and* have it such that you looking at the part of the screen with the other person's face on it comes across to them as if you're looking at them... then it's going to be a problem.

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    3. Re:Good Reasons *Not* To Want Video Calling by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

      I spent about 20 minutes talking to my parents yesterday. I was also about to take a shower and naked. I am glad I don't have a video phone...

    4. Re:Good Reasons *Not* To Want Video Calling by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Video calling is great. Ive only used it 5-6 times in the past 3 years and while almost no one uses it, there is defiantly a place for it. Not in business but certainly for personal use.

      The last time I used it was with a phone tapped to a remote control car.

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  40. Context-sensitive advertising, of course by Animaether · · Score: 2, Interesting

    *beeeeep*
    *beeeeep*
    *beeeeep*
    "Hello, you have reached the voicemail of... BIKE HELMET ...to page this user now, press pound, or leave a message after the tone"
    *biiiiip*
    - "Hi honey! Hey, could you tell me what brand hemorrhoid cream you always get? You mentioned you were out and I'll be at the pharmacy later for my allergy medicine." ...

    "You have... ONE ...new voice mail."
    - "Hi honey! Hey, could you tell me what brand hemmorhoid cream... NEED PREPARATION? NOW AT WALGREENS - ONLY $4.95! ...you always get? You mentioned you were out and I'll be at the pharmacy... Trusted 0nline Pharmacy, ED pills save up to 80%. ViagraCialisLevita and more. CheapestPrice & 100% satisfaction guaranteed ...later for my allergy medicine... ALSO AT WALGREENS - ZYRTIC, 20 PROCENT OFF!."
    "end of messages"

    Yeah, not gonna happen, nobody would use it if that started happening. That said - trust Google not to store/parse your voicemail->text messages and use them to deliver targeted ads to you online / to your Account / etc.?

    1. Re:Context-sensitive advertising, of course by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Once Google finishes assimilating everything and we depend on them, that's when they'll strike and we're all screwed.

      Or am I just joking?

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  41. Singing voicemail by Bohnanza · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm a songwriter, and sometimes I call to sing to my answering machine when I have an idea and I'm away from home. I sure hope that google thingy can write music...

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    1. Re:Singing voicemail by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

      This. If I had a dime for e3very melody/motif that I LOST to a moment's distraction... Still, it doesn't necessarily have to be voicemail.

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  42. I get voice messages as mp3 to my email by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately only my landline forwards to email - the mobile phone has a voicemail number, which is extremely expensive for a prepaid phone. I pay twice as much as the caller to listen to a message. That's why I haven't yet listened to my voicemail this year.

    I wouldn't want to rely on voice transcription - especially of a recording that isn't dictated. I've managed to get a dictation tool to more or less transcribe my voice, but only if I speak far more slowly and clearly than I would on the phone.

    Doesn't he regularly get asked to set so double the killer delete select all? ;)

  43. "Hi! This is . Call me back, ok?" by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    "It's important!"

    On the answering machine I may be able to guess the identity of from the voice. With a transcription I won't have a clue. And when is calling on a tinny cellphone that cuts out frequently from inside a boiler factory all I will get is "Lkjas! Fpie fgjh gpas! Important!". Especially when has a heavy Indian accent (which I would hsve recognized on the answering machine).

    Now a system that would email me transcriptions with the original message attached would be interesting.

    And no, I don't have caller ID.

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  44. Ill-conceived by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Preface: I'm not an Apple worshipper. However, this fantasy seems ill-conceived. Voice is natural. Voice is good. Voice is why we still have and use phones when text and e-mail is freely available. It's not that voice mail is outmoded, it's just that the UI for its many various applications is. Here's where the Apple preface comes in - the Visual Voice Mail feature on my iPhone is *excellent*. I don't have to remember *any* commands. There's a track scrubber, a play/pause button, and a huge red DELETE button. I don't have to listen to them in order, I don't have to review/skip any messages to get to what I want, it "just works".

  45. apparently he doesn't have kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who amongst us parents hasn't kept a voice message from one of our children? These serve as a vocal snapshot in time that cannot be transcribed to a text message.

  46. Just like the paperless office by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    ya, it will be gone tomorrow. *yawn*.

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  47. Good, working speech to text software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone have links to working V2text software which will run on UNIX?

  48. This is just silly. by 3vi1 · · Score: 1

    I'll believe that voice-mail will be gone some time shortly after I can walk around any sizable corporation without seeing fax machines everywhere.

    Newsflash: Some people live and die by voicemail, and hardly ever use e-mail or texting. Just because it doesn't best fit the flow of your work doesn't mean it's not a killer app for others.

  49. Forgotten Voices by stonedcat · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine called and left me a voicemail the day before she died. :/
    I'll treasure this recording for as long as I live and there's no way in hell a text message could ever replace it.

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  50. Standard interface needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A s far as I'm concerned, the best way to improve voicemail would be to adopt a standard interface like they did with cassette players years ago. This system of different commands for different systems is the pits, I can never remember which is which. Also, there should be a n easy way to totally customize your "audio interface"-everybody knows HOW to use voice mail, it needs to be much quicker to leave and retrieve messages. I don't need prompts telling me how to leave a message.

  51. Were you sleeping for the last 10 years? by nitroyogi · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've had Voice Mail activated for my mobile number from Airtel since 2000 in Delhi as well as Bangalore. Dunno about Vodafone, but I'm pretty sure Hutch (pre-Vodafone) had VM in their VAS offerings atleast since 2004. I've had many friends who had enabled it on their Hutch no:s.

    Atleast 'try to' verify what you write.

    Now, less than 0.1 percent of the huge Indian cellular subscriber base uses VM. Thats another point all together. But why bother to spend Rs. 3 per minute for an abstruse service when you can send an SMS for free (with most plans) or just leave a miss call (culturally de-facto method to ping the other cellular party in India). Business environment has different requirements. But in India so far I've very very rarely seen VM being used prominently. Email leads the way along with normal voice calls.

    1. Re:Were you sleeping for the last 10 years? by Warlord88 · · Score: 1

      Atleast 'try to' verify what you write.

      I'll do that next time. And you 'try to' be polite.

      What I thought was voice mail was actually "voice sms" which is launched recently. But I don't care what they call it. When I call up a number and don't reach it, I can leave a "voice sms" for really cheap - which is just what I want. I don't even need to activate any kind of service or do any settings.

      http://www.medianama.com/2008/11/223-vodafone-launches-kirusas-voice-sms-some-thoughts-on-voice-sms/

      4. VoiceMail? Answering machies and voice mail never really took off in India, and with the massive marketing push behind Voice SMS from the operators, this just might be the voice mail for this market.

      which was my point.

  52. How many people have heard of Google voice by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    I'm sure a fair portion of people on /. have heard of google voice (not including me), but how many people in the general American population have used it. 1% maybe? If none of the techy people that I work with all day long have ever mentioned it to me, then I think it has a pretty poor market share, and find it even more unlikely that everyone would ditch voicemail in favor of it. Having heard of it, I have no desire to ditch voicemail in favor of it.

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  53. It's bad software by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1
    Voicemail can be extremely useful, but it has been trying to kill itself for the last 10 years. It has come to suck even more over the that time, even though it's been around for 35 years! Why?!?

    Proliferating Prompts. Prompts used to be minimal, with an "I know what I'm doing" mode for expert users. But recently, providers have injected more and more instructive prompts, slower prompt talking, have actively avoided using any sort of standard as to what keys mean, and have removed any method for avoiding these "first-time-user" type of prompts. (Try # on Sprint, though.)

    The Novice User Paradigm. Voicemail systems have added in numerous new prompts and extras, just in case you, the user who has owned a cell phone for 7 years, have forgotten how to work the voicemail.

    Old technology. It's hard to get any development done on an "old" technology. Human usability of voicemail could be made much more efficient, but because it is perceived as "yesterday's" technology, that is unlikely to materialize.

    My guess is that marketing wants to "differentiate our product," and legal is afraid of someone "losing an important message because they couldn't use the system." The result is a system that succeeds on these goals, making it fail general usability. The result is, unfortunately, a pain in the ass to use.

    VOICEMIAL DESIGNERS, PLEASE!
    • Standardize the buttons.
    • Give me a prompt-less mode!!!
    • Hire a human-computer interface person to fix your system.
    1. Re:It's bad software by value_added · · Score: 1

      Standardize the buttons.

      There's always workarounds.

  54. Yay! Now Google can monitor my voice mail too! by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

    Why do I get the uncomfortable feeling that we are the frogs in the slowly warming pot of water?

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  55. Yeah but... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    We decent into anarchy.

    ...at least we will do it in a seemly, appropriate, tasteful and becoming fashion.

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  56. Get some perspective by thethibs · · Score: 1

    By his own admission, Farhad's problem is that he hangs out with idiots who leave useless messages. He needs to educate the idiots and get his traffic down to what's useful.

    Leaving a message involves some extra effort and time. If someone is willing to leave a message, it's important to them, so it's important to me.

    Communication channels don't go away. Some technologies get modified: scrolls become books and telegraph becomes SMS, but the essence stays. Voice mail is here to stay because there will always be those of us who enjoy a rich medium that winky faces can't match.

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  57. It's also possibly a generational thing by gelfling · · Score: 1

    I know of no young person who checks their own voicemail, ever. All they do is note who called and then call that person back, or not. I never leave a voicemail message for any young person any more. It's just a waste of my time. In fact the best thing, if it's not terribly urgent is you use Voice - SMS. Sprint has this feature where you can record and forward up to 2 mins of anything and then the receiver gets an SMS with a link to hear it. Otherwise leave a text SMS. But voicemail? No.

    1. Re:It's also possibly a generational thing by mark-t · · Score: 2, Informative

      I know of no young person who checks their own voicemail, ever

      I will assume from this statement that you know of no young people who may be trying to find a new job. Not checking voicemail can easily amount to a missed job opportunity, particularly if the employer is calling from his or her own cell that may have a blocked number and won't show up in your call display (which in my experience doesn't seem to be that infrequent).

    2. Re:It's also possibly a generational thing by Fluffy+Bunnies · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, just a few weeks ago I was looking for a job and a place tried to call me about a job while I was in the middle of an interview for another company. Since I didn't answer, they just sent me an SMS stating their business and instructions on which number to call once I'm available. I'm in my mid-twenties, I've been using a cell phone for 11 years and I've never had, wanted or needed voice mail service.

  58. It's a culture thing... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    A Bosnian here.

    I think that the dislike towards voice-mail in "these here parts" has something to do with the fact that we have never picked up on the whole "leave a message after the beep" thing - due to the rarity of answering machines in use.
    Think about it... how many people you know actually have or have had one?

    Father of a friend of mine does some to and from German translation from time to time.
    So, his fax machine (BTW he is the only person I know that has one at home) has the greeting message recorded in 2 languages.
    You could count the messages recorded from "locals" all these years using only the fingers on one of your hands. Germans on the other hand have regularly left voice messages when ever no one answered the phone.

    Also, about 6 months ago, I got a new phone with a built in answering machine.
    So far I had dozens of "missed calls" and not a single recorded message.

    Somehow, people here are just not used to talking to a machine I guess.

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  59. Time for Farhad Manjoo to throw in the towel. by majorgoodvibes · · Score: 1

    He's (at best) a mediocre tech writer given to sweeping pronouncements.

  60. I Call BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me preface - I hate voicemail and do wish it would go away. That having been said, there are plenty of industries where even though there may be a prevalence of computers, there are a lot of folks who either use them infrequently, or not at all. Think of a hospital (which is where I work) - Sure there are unit clerks who sit behind a desk all day on their PC, and some nurses do log in to PCs frequently to document patient care, but those nurses are not checking email in a patient room. Add to that the multitude of staff who's job doesn't require them to be in front of a PC: warehouse / materials-management, housekeepers, food services, etc. Getting information out to these employees is limited to either posting something in a break room, OR using voicemail distribution lists. These folks may not be in front of a PC, but management expects them to check their VM at least once a day. This benefits the organization in another big way - training & support costs. Eliminate the need to train a housekeeper on some voice-to-text or voice-to-email system, rely on the phone that 99.99% of people know how to use before getting a job, and you also eliminate support costs for additional PCs and the various other support costs. Supporting a PBX & VM system is a heckuva lot less costly than a comparable networked PC infrastructure.

  61. Good idea by zogger · · Score: 1

    Really. Cellphones now have enough memory for that. You shouldn't have to call back and use up airtime minutes/cost to get voicemail. It should be a user configurable setting. A priority setting would be nice as well, perhaps altering the ring, one ring means THIS IS TIME CRITICAL IMPORTANT, another is "answer when you get a chance" another could be "the voicemail is all you need, no reply necessary", along those lines.

    1. Re:Good idea by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Do you mean like the priority setting in outlook?

      Someone is really going to mark their own call as low priority.

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  62. Kdawson Rubbish again by SJ2000 · · Score: 1

    I don't get this, this is a continual pattern with kdawson, seems to live in the border world of reality teetering on the fore front of technology but is some how blind to everything else.
    Voicemail is used everywhere all around the world, just because a few people are using a better alternative doesn't mean that everyone else is.
    I wish kdawson would stop these articles about "the end is nigh!" for different variants of technology just because an alternative is available. Articles with an undertone like this are absolute garbage and contribute nothing and simply show how out of touch kdawson is with the everyday reality of technology.

  63. American not English by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    I agree, especially when Google Voice's text to speech only does English at the moment.

    Actually I bet it only does American. I am English and all speech recognition I've encountered in the US has had real trouble understanding me presumably because I do not have an American accent.

    1. Re:American not English by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

      What do you mean American Accent, it's you brits who talk funny...

    2. Re:American not English by jabithew · · Score: 1

      There was that whole thing with Brain Training failing to recognise northerners (e.g. not recognizing that 'yella' is yellow).

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  64. Overkill? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    The voicemail system of my previous phone provider was able to forward voicemails as audio attachments to an email. That avoids the speech-to-text problem, at the cost of making the email a lot larger (they used to send the audio as uncompressed WAV).

  65. My one regret with voicemail by quixote9 · · Score: 1

    is that the guy who invented it died before I could kill him.

  66. my 2 c by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

    I agree that making a phone call to retrieve voicemails via an annoying press-this-for-that menu is obnoxious, especially from a cellphone (without a headset).

    However, while googles transcribing options are interesting, they arent the only other option. I use an asterisk server, and all my voicemails are emailed to me as mp3, which I can access either the normal way from a desktop/laptop, or from my cellphone. No wading through menus, no worrying about deleting (They are all saved).

  67. Does it also add emoticons? by dniq · · Score: 1

    Does it also add emoticons to the text? I mean, transcribed voice mail is good, but nothing beats the live human voice for many reasons, emotions being one of them.

  68. Visual Voicemail by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

    Both my company and my personal cell phone supports visual voicemail. I think this is more the trend. A hybrid of text and voice. At a glance you can quickly see who called, and at what time. It works just like an inbox. Just click on whatever message you want to hear.

    Voice mail is not dead. It's just evolving.

  69. Hyperbole by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    More Slashdot hyperbole. Voicemail isn't going away anytime soon. Voicemail will go away about the same time Linux is widely adopted on the desktop. That is to say, not anytime soon.

  70. Dumb, dumb, dumb. by Coyote65 · · Score: 0

    I read alot on /. but I don't often post. This concept has got to be one of the dumbest ideas to come along in a while on this site. The largest inconvenience I've seen on this topic is calls from family. Too.damn.bad. Best learn to cope. End of voicemail, pfft! Convergence with email or text messages I can understand, but there is too much NOT conveyed in the written form that is essential to human communication. Text sucks because it doesn't convey tone. Phone communication sucks because it doesn't convey body-language. Or is the author still in his mom's basement, insulated from human interaction by his txt and email barriers? GET OUT AND USE MORE THAN ELECTRONIC TEXT TO COMMUNICATE, (caps for emphasis, not yelling). And those who believe their systems/methods are best for everyone are the most myopic people with the narrowest mindsets imaginable. I'm fairly certain those same people have the least understanding why it was so hard to get mom to start using email. Man up, Nancy! That's your Mom! Take the GD call! (now I'm yelling)

  71. The Geneva Convention? by toby · · Score: 1

    That quaint, outmoded thing?

    Let only those who have known what it is like to be unprotected by instruments like the Geneva Convention exercise the privilege of joking about it.

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  72. Voicemail to e-mail by __aamisb9940 · · Score: 1

    Hell, I'm just happy that my VoIP provider (www.babytel.ca, www.babytelusa.com) forwards a voicemail to my email address.

    No matter where I am, I can retrieve it pretty quickly without numeric prompts.

  73. PhoneTag by eric2hill · · Score: 1

    I started using SimulScribe (now PhoneTag) a few years ago. I get voicemail delivered to my email on my BB, along with a pretty good representation of what was said in the voicemail as text. The best feature is that any numbers rattled off by the caller are recognized as dialable digits by the phone, and I can just click to call.

    Visual voicemail my ass.

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  74. The dead technology that ain't so dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't rtfa, and I don't really care about this yet another "Goodbye" to such and such a technology... Whatever. Just because ONE guy doesn't use it so goes the rest of the world? Is this Open source microsoft philosophy? Bill Gates only uses Vista so it's goodbye Windows 95 & Windows XP? Stop with declaring this or that technology dead. When it's really dead we won't need an announcement.

    Real world example: The VCR is dead? Not. I got a buddy who is buying VHS tapes by the bulk for pennies a pound. He has a night job sitting around and now for a $30 investment (brand new VCR at Goodwill) and $10 he owns every twilight zone episode, dozens of first rate (albeit pre 2004) movies and an entire National Geographic special series.

    We do like you early adopters but just because you go that way doesn't mean we'll be quick to follow. I'll continue to put up with the "horrible" inconvenience of voice mail for awhile longer.

  75. Good riddance by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Our family has an old and dear friend who's only flaw is the complete inability to leave a succinct voice mail message. Messages tend to be about 10 words of introduction (as if I didn't immediately know who it was), 40 words of apology for bothering me, 20 words of preamble, and then a 5 word question boiled down to about 30 words. (I know that doesn't make sense. You'd have to be there.) By the time we get to the actual issue, my mind has wandered and I have to start the message over.

    This same person can raise the same issue in five words or less -- as a text message. (Bear with me here, this is on topic.) Yeah, I know, SMS is a stupid medium and it's criminal how much the phone companies are charging for what is essentially an already existing and unused part of their infrastructure. But, the constraints of the medium does serve to keep people on topic. I think it's a matter of expectation. We tend not to get offended by abrupt messages when they have to be tapped out on a keypad. It's amazing that we can communicate at all.

    I haven't tried the speech-to-text services, but I guess it's the next thing to experiment with. I suspect it'll just present me with a huge block of free-form text instead of a stream-of-consciousness voice mail, and I'm not sure how that's an improvement, but at least I'll be able to skip to the bottom.

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  76. Better than Google Voice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iPhone Visual Voicemail: hear the actual message with no transcription errors, all of the inflections, and no loss of privacy.

    Even age-old voice mail doesn't present the privacy problems of Google Voice.

  77. No, it's not the end of Voicemail by el_flynn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Disclaimer: I work for a cellphone operator.

    Ok, TFA has some valid points on the endless annoyance that we know as voicemail. But for mobile operators, at least, there's really no reason for them to kill this service.

    And do you know why? Voicemail is considered, from a telco point of view, as a Call Completion Service. This allows the operator to generate revenue by forwarding a call that was destined for termination (B-party hung up, rejected etc) into a service that answers the call. At which point, they can charge the caller for this "previlege".

    Let's say operator X has 100 million calls per month on its network where the called party has rejected the call or is unavailable. Assuming that:

    * a chargeable block of 0.10 per minute
    * everyone leaves a short message that's less than one minute long

    The operator stands to make $10,000,000 a month in call completion revenue. By providing a simple voicemail service. Which no-one really cares about anyways. Of course, there'd be interconnect charges from other operators, but the gist is the same.

    If voicemail was removed, the operator would lose this significant chunk of revenue, just because there was nothing to complete the calls. Which is why you'll never get existing operators who already provide voicemail removing it.

    Voicemail == Call Completion == Cash Cow

    Where I'm working, revenue from this call completion bit contributes around 20% of the monthly voice traffic revenue.

    Another fun factoid: voicemail retrieval stands at 10% of those deposited.

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    1. Re:No, it's not the end of Voicemail by quixote9 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! As I read this, it's modded 3, "interesting." This is one of the most relevant comments in the whole thread. get your act together, moderators!

    2. Re:No, it's not the end of Voicemail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do I. And I have never seen it confirmed, but I suspect that is one reason why those prerecorded messages are. so. slow.

      Of course, you are paying for the time. (depending on the plan.)

  78. Or was the caller perhaps... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    ... unable to come to the point, loquacious to the point of absurdity, and ultimately telling you nothing at all?

    The last time I had voice mail, I just let it fill up. I rarely speak to any of my clients now, unless we are directly troubleshooting things. It took a long time, but I've finally managed to weed out all the ones that could not express themselves in an email or IM.

    Emotional content can be conveyed in text, if need be, but it really has no place in the work I do.

  79. Just answer the phone by TheWoozle · · Score: 1

    Every time I see articles like this, I wonder why people like this have cell phones in the first place if they hate using them so much. That, and they need to realize that the world doesn't revolve around them, and that people who need to contact them shouldn't have to bow to their whims to communicate with them (I'd love to hear the conversation with their boss about why they didn't respond to a critical voicemail). Look...if someone needs to relay some information quickly, a phone call is much quicker than e-mail or texting (yes, really - not everyone has a phone with a keyboard). Just answer your damn phone!

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  80. Leaving voicemail is worse... by meta-monkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure, we know checking voicemail is a pain in the ass, but leaving it is worse. I so much prefer text messages, especially for anything that's simple to ask or answer. "Wut time shud i pik u up?" As opposed to "ring....ring....ring....*click* Hey this is Susie, I'm not here right now, but if you'll leave me your name and number I'll give you a call back at my earliest convenience. Thanks and have a great day! *click* to page this user, press 7. To leave a callback number, press 5. To leave a voice message, press 1 or stay on the line." "Hi Susie, what time should I pick you up? Call me."

    And yeah I know you can skip to the "leaving a message" part by pressing 1 but it's still annoying.

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    1. Re:Leaving voicemail is worse... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Pressing 1 to skip the introduction is less annoying to you than typing out the text message on a 12 digit key pad that requires you to hit numbers a certain number of times to get to the right letter?

      Well, assuming you get a QWERTY keyboard on your phone, typing all that out still is more difficult than typing '1'.

      Finally, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH THIS RETARDED SHORTING OF WORDS IN TEXT MESSAGES. 'WUT TIM SHUD U LERN 2 SPEL>!?!?!?!!' God, I know I'm being anal but for fucks sake if you think texting is so much god damn better you can stand to spell properly and if the message is 'too long' then just leave a fucking voicemail.

      Gah, sorry, I'm really sick of texting and fuckers who spend more time texting than just making a phone call, it really isn't quicker, you're just an idiot if you think it is.

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    2. Re:Leaving voicemail is worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that all those options are annoying, but I think this annoyance can be attributed to three things that aren't really the fault of voicemail as a concept.

      1) The ringing... In this scenario, weren't you trying to _call_ the person? Voicemail is kicking in because the caller didn't pick up. People rarely leave a voicemail just to leave one; they leave a voicemail because the expected conversation didn't take place.

      2) The outgoing message... Some people have a really long outgoing message. Like Randy Jackson telling an American Idol contestant what he thinks of their performance. That's really the fault of voicemail.

      3) "To page this person..." I've never even tried paging a person. I don't know what it's for. The callback number is pretty unnecessary, unless you're calling from a friend's phone or a pay phone, and you want to direct your friend to call you at a different number. Voicemail might be better if these options went by the wayside.

      I love voicemail. It's easier to leave or listen to a voicemail message while you're otherwise occupied than it is to text or e-mail someone. Also, I feel that substituting text for voice is, technologically, a step in the wrong direction.

  81. Voicemail enabled by default, and "FREE!!!111!!!" by internewt · · Score: 1

    The money comes from people phoning you. Voicemail is active as default and most people don't disable it.

    When you ring someone else and they don't answer, the voicemail picks up and you pay for one minute of a phone call. That is a lot of money when your customers have thousands of missed calls per day. If the other network reciprocates, then the networks have a tidy income and the customers pay to listen to a robot beep at them.

    I'm glad someone else has noticed this, it is one of the things I hate the most about mobile phones. I see it as a clear way by the networks to squeeze more money out of their customers.

    A friend has recently got a new job, and with it got a work mobile phone. It goes to voice mail after just 12 seconds of ringing! His own personal phone/SIM that he has had for years probably has VM as an cost-free option, but it hasn't been enabled (the way that seemed to be the default a few years back - mine's the same on a different network) - so it'll ring for up to 1 minute then cut off with a dead line - and no charge is made.

    I can imagine that a bunch of suits at tmobile/o2/orange.... had some meeting one day where they decided how they could "moneytize" (or other awful, bullshit, made-up word) the parts of their services that currently aren't profitable. Whereas normally if you were somewhere with your mobile that had poor network coverage, you could not use your phone. But with "free voicemail" as part of the service, if people called you then the caller would get charged, even though they couldn't get hold of you! If people called you whilst you were on the phone, instead of a charge-free engaged tone, it dumps you to VM! Bonuses all round for these suits! And now an excuse to put off upgrading the network too.

    All that was required is that all networks have the same policy when it comes to voicemail, and even though I try my best to ignore the BS that surrounds mobile phones and their services, I have noticed that free voicemail seems to be a selling point from all networks these days, and has been for a good while. Traditionally this would have been known as collusion, but these days it is "aligning our synergies".

    Is there a GSM phone out there that has a feature that will auto-hang up a call after x seconds if the call has not been answered? Ideally x would be configurable for each phone number in your address book, so as to get around the bullshit practices of the networks.

    But lets be honest - the biggest customers of phone manufacturers are the networks themselves, so features on phones are really dictated by the networks, not the users.

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  82. Re:In that case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you call 911 and get voice mail you are screwed any ways

  83. BULL SHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to give me textual voice mail then find, BUT:

    1) Please interpret the inflection on the callers voice with 99.98% accuracy and give me smilies to indicate, and

    2) Please give me a solution that does NOT require filtering/processing by a third party.

  84. litigation discovery by cjacobs001 · · Score: 1

    voice mail is included in the definition of 'electronically stored information'. I have read that already the federal courts say that parties in a law suit must preserve, and make available for review, all relevant electronically stored information. -immediate transcription to text for all calls, every time, may save some headache. I believe the state courts model their rules after the federal and, at the least, try to bring their rules to being able to boost those of the federal.

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  85. Wrong article title by Waccoon · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it should be, "Time For Voice-Mail to Get an Interface Overhaul".

    Serious geeks may not have a problem, but not everyone wants to buy the latest phones or use a netbook to check phone messages. I know people who use phones all day but still can't switch inputs between satellite and their DVD player.

  86. voicemail by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1

    A gargantuan software company (now defunct) had such a voicemail system in the early 1990s, allowing people to send voicemails as you would an email, and even address multiple people and groups. When used sparingly it was great. Unfortunately, the company developed a voicemail subculture among folk who couldn't or wouldn't type, and the tool was ruined. Imagine getting dozens of voicemails every day, from sales people, managers, and the CEO. Which ones can you ignore without getting fired? It's difficult to assess without listening to all of them. That burned over an hour a day, for each employee.

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  87. No, not time to throw in the towel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No more listening to at least a bit of each voice-mail message"
    (no you read it instead...)

    "hearing the same instructional prompts between each"
    (VZW's voice mail doesn't make me listen, I can dial right while it's talking)

    "and worrying about whether it's 9-to-archive and 7-to-skip (or vice versa)."
              Umm, I don't have this problem either, after using the VM a few times, I remembered 7 to delete, 9 to save, and * to hang up.

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              *Personally*, getting my VMs as texts would suit me fine and actually sounds pretty sweet. But I don't see it obsoleting Voice Mail. Especialy since I looked and it's presently invite-only, requires a new phone number, and has transcription errors..sweet. Also, I'm sure it's like 1-800-goog411 where google's privacy policy gives them carte blanche over your voice mails.

  88. Youmail by weatherguy48 · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised no one has really mentioned this in depth.

    I give you http://www.youmail.com/

    It allows you to receiver your voicemails like emails, it allows you to block certain numbers from being able to leave you a voicemail, and it allows you to have separate greetings for each number if you wish. For example, for spam and bill collectors I leave an ATT generic error message, leading them to believe that my number is no longer in service.

    You can save, download, and archive your voicemails, and you can even share them on Facebook if you'd like. And yes, if you have a smartphone, there's also visual voicemail.

    The best part? No stupid menus. You go to access your voicemail on your phone, and it goes into the latest messages within a second. Callers also don't have to wait. It's literally like 'hey this is so and so I'm not around' *beep*

    Give it a shot. I swear by it.

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  89. News, Google kills the speech recognition market by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    Google is a great company, but it's really beginning to worry me that a company as large as they are with the tremendous overhead they have is crushing companies left and right in their quest of world domination.

    I do believe Google just wants to make great technology and make it available to everyone, but for the moment, they're riding a gray train where they have the luxury to be able to give away services for free to everyone, but it is crushing many companies quickly.

    - Browser market
    - Map market
    - Navigation market
    - GIS market
    - online e-mail market
    - online storage market
    - telephone platform market
    - speech recognition market
    - VoiP market
    - Video conferencing market
    - Translation market

    I can go on for a while, but Google is putting out applications ranging in quality from mediocre to great in all these different markets which are making it impossible for other vendors who offer exception products to compete since Google is supporting most of these businesses using an advertising model or otherwise which may or may not be sustainable over the long term.

    In the end, if the advertising market bottoms out for some reason or another company begins to offer a better service (somehow) then not only has Google been crushed, but all the markets which have been monopolized by Google because of offering services online for free have disolved an we're left with nothing.

    I want to see some regulation on Google which would make it so that as they monopolize markets, they are forced to make it possible for someone else to take over where they left off in case Google goes tits-up or just loses interest.

  90. Yes by zogger · · Score: 1

    Yes, I meant the sender would set the priority based on the time criticality of the message and/or importance, etc., using expected adult behavior, and yes, that would include using a low priority flag if the message was in fact low(er) priority. The recipient would have to be psychic to know what priority is in advance in most cases so it would by default be mostly the sender's responsibility. And yes, I would expect the sender, anyone who I might expect to receive a voicemail from, at least in my meatspace circle of friends and relatives, to use common sense and act appropriately. If the sender abused it enough to become annoying, the recipient could have an override on any messages from them, or just block them, whatever. As to outlook, never even seen it, never used windows much at all, and never as my day to day desktop, so I have no idea how that works there.

  91. OT: Presence by fulldecent · · Score: 1

    This is a little offtopic.

    Many people carry mobile phone that are more powerful than yesteryear. Also, many people use aim/gtalk/twitter or other presence or microblogging services and many of those people are liberal in allowing the whole world to know their "status".

    When *the default* mobile phone application books can integrate your friends' availability, this will change the way we communicate. This will also alleviate many of the "please call me back" voicemails.

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  92. YouMail by secondspan · · Score: 1

    This is the main reason I use a service like youmail.com which gives me a visual text interface to my voicemail so I can just read most of my messages and reply to them by e-mail.

  93. GVoice is so so; YouMail is much better. by deadhorse62 · · Score: 1

    The thing with Google is that the name is becoming more buzz than substance. They mark something, like a fire hydrant, and everybody suddenly forgets that there are others in the world who do it better.

    G-Voice has some nice features but the transcription service isn't really that good and it's still a kind repackaged voicemail with the Google scent on it.

    YouMail provides a much better (also free) service. Every caller can have their own customized greeting which you can assign from a selection of 1000's of pre-recorded greetings. Most of these are hysterical. My personal favorite, which I use a lot, is a recording of an East Indian man who answers with the proper accent: "The person you have called has outsourced their voicemail to India. I am (long Indian name anglos can't pronounce) but you can call me Tom. ..." But I also have John Cleese, from his best MP skits, answering for other family members. For business associates I have something appropriately professional and for telemarketers, etc., a recording plays that indicates my number is no longer valid.

    They also provide a transcription service which is amazing with nearly 100% accuracy. Most times I *read* my voice messages from my phone.

    For BlackBerry users they have a great native visual voicemail application, and you don't need the latest model or your carrier's cooperation to use it. I've heard an Android and iPhone version is coming soon. For all other phones they have a nice visual voicemail web interface. And none of this requires that you call to get your voicemail. No more listening to the mechanized voice telling you to press #9 or press #7... You can play the message directly from your phone with a single click.

    --DH

    "Not to beat a dead horse, but I do find the hollow thumping sound soothing..."

  94. SpinVox by bmsleight · · Score: 1

    Orange used to have a real person answer the phone and send you a text message but stop it a few years ago.

    I rather like my SpinVox service. It get it right mroe time than wrong, as well as testing it can email to multiple addresses. So from a voice mail I get a text, email home and email work. Which means I have a mini address book on email, as the subject line contain the calling number.

  95. Nice invite-only service; Tnx 4 the memories (not) by lpq · · Score: 1

    If you are going to advertise the new tech of some toy like this -- at least provide a way to signup to this 'invite-only' service.

    It's so nice to hear about how the original article author has been so happy to use this Elite-invitation Only service -- it would be nice for them not to flaunt how happy they are to a public audience and expect us to be grateful or respectful for flaunting the fact that they are in the "elite, invite-only" group, and all the benefits of being in the group -- while giving no way for his readers or for slashdot-readers to sign-up or get an invite.

    Sorta like that neat new Intel laptop with the builtin graphics processor I've been happy with now for a year and that you can't get -- the one with 256 processors that can act as 256-multi-way x86-Atom processors with a shared cache that use .7W ea, if all active, or 0 when not needed -- that can have arbitrary numbers of them configured as 3-D graphics accelerator cores, giving the ability to run the latest 3-D-compute intensive games in 100's of frames/second on its builtin-1920x1200 (w/full Hi-Def 1920x1080p support) screen, or using it's DVI or HDMI outputs for a larger screen. It's setup to dual boot in WinXP or Linux with the full 3D accel drives available from Intel (when you are eventually allowed access to the product, the drivers will be open-sourced, but it will only be sold with Vista Home Basic, included).

    Yeah -- just the type of article us tech-heads love to read -- brings back fond memories. Here we are in the adult 'tech' world, where we are used to our tech-creds giving us accessibility to the latest tech (by virtue of latest tech usually being available, but incomprehensible to lay-people, so only us 'tech-heads' usually have access -- though it's all "merit" based, so it's ok, anyone who wants to access it, simply has to apply themselves to understand the tech! :-) But this 'invite-only' stuff...memory of highschool, where our tech-cred was considered outcast-nerd-dom, and even in our 20-30-something days, meant we usually weren't the ones who swept past the front of the line (not being one of the beautiful people), unless we were going in the side or back door to be one of the sound-visual tech-heads to support bands with heavy computer-sound and visual effect processing (earliest I can remember was D'Cuckoo back in the early 90's around SF. They used SGI-O2's for graphix and sounds effects to create light visuals and some audio processing...a music-loving geek's paradise job). But outside of those few opportunities....feeling like the outsider is always a lovely feeling.

    *snort*

  96. I for one by msimm · · Score: 1

    Welcome our crack-smoking journalist brethren!

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  97. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys that are hating on voice mail must never have had their wives/girlfriend(s) leave them a hot and steamy message describing in great detail what they want to do and how they are going to do it, to you.

    Speech to Text simply doesn't capture the moment.

  98. I had to wikipedia it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in EU nobody uses voice mail. Nobody knows it. I had to wikipedia it to understand what voice mail even is.