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The World's Languages Are Fast Becoming Extinct

Ant sends news of a report, released a couple of weeks back by the Living Tongues Institute for Endangered Languages in Oregon, on the alarming rate of extinction of the world's languages. While half of all languages have gone extinct in the last 500 years, the half-life is dropping: half of the 7,000 languages spoken today won't exist by the year 2100. The NY Times adds this perspective: "83 languages with 'global' influence are spoken and written by 80 percent of the world population. Most of the others face extinction at a rate, the researchers said, that exceeds that of birds, mammals, fish and plants."

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  1. I welcome... by ZiakII · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our new Chinese/English speaking overlords.....its the first step to having Firefly back on TV.

    1. Re:I welcome... by rgaginol · · Score: 1

      Well, that would be a start to getting Firefly back on television. Of course, if it takes till 2100, we'll need life rejuvenation techniques to get the actors back to the same age as when they left off to ensure good continuity of the show.

      Oh yeah, and I guess if we're watching it in 2100, we'll probably want to be younger ourselves too so we can enjoy it. I'd personally hate to be 120 when trying to watch a new season of Firefly.

    2. Re:I welcome... by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1

      INGSOC!

    3. Re:I welcome... by thsths · · Score: 4, Funny

      > I for one welcome our new Chinese/English speaking overlords

      Don't worry about the Chinese. Bad English is still the most widely spoken language :-)

      Oh, and did you notice how X.25 is dying out? He have to do something to preserve it. Not.

    4. Re:I welcome... by BosstonesOwn · · Score: 1

      You mean like the new comcast commercials ?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj4CeTglmI0

      "Solly Logel, you tigel now."

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    5. Re:I welcome... by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      I would give my language for Firefly.
      But, i thought it was the american audience what killed it.

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    6. Re:I welcome... by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 1

      The language evolution comments posted as replies to this node are some of the most fascinating discussion on slashdot. The only problem is that there are no references. I wish slashdotters would at least link to appropriate articles on the wiki or mention the author of the related research pappers. Then I'd stand to learn something besides rumors.

      Eh. I'll just use google.

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    7. Re:I welcome... by Kugrian · · Score: 1

      WTF £ñGGê ï ®ê£ ñÐ £ïVê

    8. Re:I welcome... by kurtb149 · · Score: 1

      I welcome the day when Esperanto becomes a universal second language.

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    9. Re:I welcome... by rleibman · · Score: 1

      Mi ankaux!

    10. Re:I welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder which will come first the mass extinction of languages they predict in 2100 or the invention of a universal translator so that we all stop caring.

  2. Good thing? by icthus13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wouldn't this be a good thing? Less languages will mean more people speaking the same one, thus promoting better communication.

    1. Re:Good thing? by reddish · · Score: 5, Informative

      From The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy:

      "Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."
    2. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have to agree that having fewer languages will eventually be beneficial, but we should keep in mind that there are some downsides as well. First of all, languages that don't get spoken are more difficult to be understood (ancient writings, for example). But on that same note, we may not even know exactly what certain words meant 500 years ago in current languages.

      Also, there is a comment further down about how each language gives the same communication, but with different grammar/words... and while for the most part that is true, there are some aspects of languages that define certain cultures. Just the way that you express yourself in certain languages defines quite a bit about you. For example, in English you say "I dropped the rock."... admitting that you were the one who did it (even if it were accidental)... in Spanish you say that exact same thing a bit differently... and while it means the same thing, you think about the situation a little differently... "Se me cayo la piedra." or "The rock fell on me" (not 'on' as in 'on top of' but 'on' as in 'my computer crashed on me')... So spanish speakers are more prone to never think anything is their fault.

      Sure, that sounds kind of stupid, but if you know a lot of native spanish speakers you will agree with me (there are exceptions, of course... on both sides).

    3. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, that was more or less my response to. I guess it's a bit sad when just about anything vanishes, and sure people will get nostalgic, but in this case surely the benefits (being able to communicate with more people) vastly outweigh the bad?

    4. Re:Good thing? by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess it depends on which side of the extinction you are facing.

      Let me put it this way: would it be a good things if most of the worlds religions are facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing? Less wars? If most of the world's cuisines were facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing? Music styles and dance?

      Try chatting with a Native North American one day, and ask how they feel about the extinction of indigenous languages. Here in the United States, indigenous people suffered deliberate attempts at extermination, marginalization, and assimilation. At various times, it was illegal to speak Native languages, practice Native religions, or hold traditional dances or ceremonies, such as weddings. A lot of Native tradition have disappeared, and those that still exist are hanging on by the skin of their teeth. Not many Native Americans I've spoke to are happy about the state of affairs.

      Some might answer, "Oh well, that's the way things go. Who cares if we lose a culture in the middle of the amazon? In history, there are winners and losers. It sucks, but it happens." Are those people willing to say the same thing about the annihilation that Jews were facing during WWII? If Hitler had conquered the world, he may have succeeded in exterminating the Jews. Would we be so quick to say "Oh well, the Jews lost out in the history of the world" as we are some tribe on an island? Why or why not?

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    5. Re:Good thing? by philpalm · · Score: 1

      You also welcome the Microsoftization of the computer world too? All hail the language overlords who are awaiting a monopoly.... El mismo reason tu queres solamente ingles? The same reason you want only english so that no one can speak about secrets in front of you? Sure globilization is great if you are in the cat seat, but terrorists and anti-authoritarians will develope and use a different language to avoid being detected....

    6. Re:Good thing? by Seumas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are people who argue that different languages carry a certain value for different fields and endeavors, but I don't buy this. English is an incredibly adaptable, flexible, evolving, absorbing language, so there should never be a lack of words to describe any concept one comes upon.

      Further, if and when we discover civilizations on other planets, having a unified planetary language could only be beneficial.

      Not to mention, we can free up massive amounts of wasted highschool and college education hours that are spent teaching students a four year language that 98% of them will never ever use (or remember) two years after graduation.

    7. Re:Good thing? by E++99 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Exactly, what are these people, part of some secret cult that celebrates Tower of Babel day? It's not like the languages are going extinct because we're going around executing its speakers (AFAIK). Here folks, record your dead language on this CD for the benefit of the linguists, and then good riddance.

      I mean, where did these people get their alarmist rhetoric, an Al Gore training seminar? I was waiting to hear about how the languages were all being choked away by clouds of deadly CO2.

      The real question is how do we eliminate 82 of the other 83 "international languages." I don't care which one you keep, as long as it's English. Just watch, this will be the one thing the French are willing to fight over.

    8. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Less languagues

      You mean "fewer", maybe you should learn this one first :-)

    9. Re:Good thing? by Xzzy · · Score: 1

      Some guy for this Institute was on the Colbert Report last week, and one reason he gave was that many languages have very unique ways of expressing certain concepts(he gave an example, but heck if I can remember it). He considered the loss of these languages to be a loss of information. Not sure I agree that it is a good reason to spend a lot of time preserving languages, but it was kind of an interesting way to look at it.

    10. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Less languages will mean more people speaking the same one, thus promoting better communication.

      Grammar Snark says, "Fewer languages will be of benefit only if people use them properly."

    11. Re:Good thing? by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let me put it this way: would it be a good things if most of the worlds religions are facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing?
      It really depends on how such a situation comes about. I can forsee scenarios where less religion (vs religions) can be a good thing.

      Religions are not always benevolent in their own right.

      Would we be so quick to say "Oh well, the Jews lost out in the history of the world" as we are some tribe on an island?
      You seem to be putting more value on one group of people versus another. Why?
    12. Re:Good thing? by RalphBNumbers · · Score: 1

      True. But taken to extremes, it also means a monoculture. Having everyone susceptible to the the same brain-bugs is a dangerous situation.

      Ideally, as with computers, we might use a common format, but lots of radically different independently developed systems to process that format. I'm not sure how well that model maps to human beings though...

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    13. Re:Good thing? by Rakishi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      BS, no one is killing people and in modern times no one is outlawing things. Society likes uniformity to a degree and that is what is happening. I'm sure you yourself take great advantage of all the modern convenience like cheap goods despite the million upon million who lost their livelihood and I would say culture as a result of it.

      Do you cry for the candle makers who lost their craft due to electricity? Or the metal or wood craftsman who were replaced by machinery? Do you cry for farmers who became redundant due to modern machinery? Do you cry for the nobles of old who lost their way of life because of democracy? Do you cry for the serfs who can no longer toil on their farms? Do you cry for the peasants who no longer die of now preventable disease?

    14. Re:Good thing? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I agree. Every language lost embiggens all of mankind. Curse those non-English languages with their non-cromulent words.

      Hmmm... something must be wrong with my spell checker... it doesn't recognise two words in the above sentence.

      But do you know what the worst part of it is? Right now kids in chat rooms are inventing new languages, with strange and mysterious words like '1337', 'pr0n', and 'h@X0r'...

      Seriously though, I think the only really useful second language you can teach in school is some form of sign language.

    15. Re:Good thing? by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess it depends on which side of the extinction you are facing. If English was facing extinction in favor of Chinese or French I'd be happy with that.

      At various times, it was illegal to speak Native languages, practice Native religions, or hold traditional dances or ceremonies, such as weddings. Those were "unnatural" (i.e. forced) attempts at extinction. This is natural (i.e. willingly happening on those that speak the language who give it up in favor of another language with those who refuse to give it up dying due to old age) and so much more palatable.
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    16. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The barrier to make use of (or appreciate) minority cuisine, music, fashion or furniture is extremely low. You just can't compare that with languages. Learning a language take years of effort, and the sole benefit of learning a minority language is to be able to communicate with a few more people.

    17. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > English is an incredibly adaptable, flexible, evolving, absorbing language

      Spanish and Russian are too :-)
      For one thing, English spelling sucks. I have read recently that difficult foreign leaders' names are spelled out "phonetically" in important speeches for president Bush and others. This is not because Bush can't read, but because English writing sucks. Spelling out someone's name "phonetically" is unnecessary and unthinkable in Russian. It is already spelled (sort of) phonetically.

    18. Re:Good thing? by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      There are many reasons to keep some of these more obscure and esoteric languages around. English may be a very adaptable language, but we pay the price in inconsistency. Many of these languages are highly evolved for the small environments they developed in. There is a reason that Eskimo has so many words for varieties of snow, while we ignorant English speakers only have a few. Other languages define things differently, and therefore use those words differently than we do. This is very useful for understanding what other ways of thinking there are rather than the democracy and capitalism influenced English language. The Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis posits that language influences how you think -- if we lose these languages, then we lose the thought processes those languages encourage. Not that it isn't possible to think that way in English, it would just be a bit harder.

    19. Re:Good thing? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I don't care which one you keep, as long as it's English.

      According to this page, if you chose your 'one true language' by the number of people who spoke it as a first language, English would be second or third on the list. And if you chose it based on the number of people who could speak it (eg first or second language), it still might not win.

      Just watch, this will be the one thing the French are willing to fight over.
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    20. Re:Good thing? by SQL+Error · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let me put it this way: would it be a good things if most of the worlds religions are facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing? Less wars? If most of the world's cuisines were facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing? Music styles and dance?
      Yes. Yes. And having experiences some of these: Yes. Yes and yes.

      Oh, and Godwin.
    21. Re:Good thing? by zetaprime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a big difference between deliberate annihilation of a race or ethnic group and the loss of languages and cultures by attrition. One should expect that with modern communication and transport that the isolation that led to the the existence of all those languages is a thing of the past. The same laws that govern natural selection work on languages. With a global culture it can be expected that ultimately there will be only one language and culture as on any other sufficiently advanced worlds (I would expect entire galaxies to have a common language too once they are fully developed.)

    22. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > You also welcome the Microsoftization of the computer world too?

      Microsoftization? Come on. If we had 7000 operating systems, that would be BA-A-AD... I would readily vote to reduce this amount to 3 or 4. Plus, language is not a commercial structure, nobody 'owns' language and it can't be used for profit. So, the analogy is flawed.

      > El mismo reason tu queres solamente ingles?

      Don't play dumb. Why do you think so many people now speak Spanish on the American continent? No one spoke Spanish there before 1492... Could it be that somebody was pushing the policy of solamente Espanol for several hundred years?... You are just looking in the mirror, amigo. And the other side of the mirror is much, much more forgiving then your side with the conquestadors. You come to the USA, sometimes illegally, try to dictate the rules, and they don't even burn you in the stake.

    23. Re:Good thing? by moriya · · Score: 2, Funny

      No I prefer having multiple languages. If it was just a single language, then everyone would know what I meant when I say "FUCK YOU!" to them. ;)

    24. Re:Good thing? by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      I don't ever wring my hands over history. It's done. It happened.

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    25. Re:Good thing? by umbra_dweller · · Score: 1

      Something this big is usually neither purely good or purely bad. Yes, it is a good thing that more people will be able to talk in a common language, and frankly it seems like a continuation of a long historical process of political, social, and cultural consolidation. On the other hand, anyone who has become truly fluent in another language knows that they are not just exact copies of each other - there are large and important concepts that cannot be so eloquently or efficiently expressed in one language as they can in another. Languages reflect their cultures, and if some culture has developed a unique social, spiritual, or even technological concept it may be lost in the transition to an alien language. Just look at the way that eastern and western spirituality complement each other, and the way in which collectivist and individualist societies can each inform each other's social and political philosophies. Even look at the way that the Australian scientists have reached out to indigenous australians to learn their knowledge of local climate patterns which pre-date colonization. Sure ,there is a lot to gain from an interconnected world, but we can't pretend there is nothing to lose.

    26. Re:Good thing? by ashitaka · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a reason that Eskimo has so many words for varieties of snow

      Leaving aside the fact that there is no one language called "Eskimo", the 'many words for snow' thing is a well know urban legend.

      There are still thousands of languages on the earth which can have different ways of expressing concepts and ideas. I know jokes in Japanese that just cannot be translated into English or French or even Chinese for that matter. However, languages are fluid and you can't say that the words won't develop in English that will let me tell those jokes.

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    27. Re:Good thing? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a wee bit of a difference between exterminating all members of an ethnic group you can get your hands on and a particular culture, language whatever dying out for lack of interest.

      While native Americans had something to complain about in the past there is a LOT of encouragement for them to maintain their culture now. Most of the younger generation simply isn't interested. They have a point -- a lot of the tradition is badly outdated.

      Culture is valuable in that it provides variety, but at some point a lot of it is something that needs to go live in a museum because it simply isn't relevant to modern life. Every person alive has abandoned most of the culture of their ancestors. There's simply too much to actively maintain. I don't know how to speak Latin, build a square rigged sailing ship or shoe a horse (all things at least some of my ancestors would have been able to do). The white/Christian/English speaking group just likes to feel responsible for everything and therefore guilty.

    28. Re:Good thing? by gullevek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So? There are tons of german words that were used just a hundred years ago and nobody uses them nowadays. Language is evolving. Right now Austrian dialect gets lot of influence from German Tv, so a lot of people use a lot of "german" german words that nobody used just 10~15 years ago.

      etc etc etc. Japanese got so so so many foreign words for things they didn't had at that time, and plus use more and more English words (in katakana) because they are "cool" and therefore create new words.

      I see no problem with that. Perhaps 100 Languages disappear, but seriously, if something doesn't get used, why force it to stay alive. If it is important it will get tought (like Latin), if not, its not a loss at all.

      Of course the horrible grammar mangling is nothing beautiful. But English is just used by so many people who learn it as a second language that it just gets change and adapted a lot. Same with German. A lot of Aliens learned it as a second language and so there is a new sub dialect evolving ...

      Language is just alive and although some people love to put it down in stone, it will never stay the same. The more people communicate online, the more one language will evolve ... Simple to overcome the local/remote language barrier.

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    29. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet all the people I've met who've immigrated from Russian speaking countries can't pronounce my name correctly.

    30. Re:Good thing? by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1
      Vietnamese has something similar to that. Pronouns for "you" and "I" are rarely used. Instead, pronouns are specific to how old you are, your relation to the other person, etc. So for example, if a mother says to a child to go to the market, she would say "Con di cho", or "Child go to the market". If the child were to say to the mother he or she was going to the market, the child would also say "Con di cho".

      I think it makes native Vietnamese speakers a lot more connected to each other. It also creates more respect for elders, since they always are referred to by a different title then younger people.

    31. Re:Good thing? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      The white/Christian/English speaking group just likes to feel responsible for everything and therefore guilty. That's a funny thing. Most of those guys have never even heard of Kol Nidrei, let alone read or sung it, but they somehow manage to feel guiltier than us.
    32. Re:Good thing? by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      Then the people who speak them now need to do something about it - not demand that the rest of us do something.

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    33. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "BS, no one is killing people and in modern times no one is outlawing things."

      You have a very poor grasp on world affairs, my friend. Whenever you see headlines about a pogrom/masssacre/riot directed an ethnic minority in some third world country, consider the fact that it's probably not about dark skin vs people with light skin--it's almost certainly about religion, LANGUAGE, and money, in that order. Those are the three biggest things you can point to when you want to rouse a rabble--the enemy don't pray like us (or "don't share our values"), they don't talk like us, and they have/want money that should rightfully be ours.

    34. Re:Good thing? by umbra_dweller · · Score: 1

      It's not that English can't absorb the concepts of other cultures, it has done so in many many cases and will continue to do so. The problem is if the language and its associated cultural context are lost before their essential concepts are ever transmitted to a more enduring world language. Today language change can happen within a single generation - the parents speak one dying language and the kids are completely immersed in another for purely practical reasons - that is a pretty strong disconnect, and even ideas that could be transmitted under ideal conditions never get communicated.

    35. Re:Good thing? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      So what's your solution? Short of gunpoint, you can't force someone to speak their grandparent's language if they don't want to. Throwing money at the problem won't do anything.

      I would propose the opposite solution, and abolish the BIA, incorporate the tribes, give them their reservation land outright, and stop treating them as children needing the white man's care and concern. Then it becomes their choice to pass on their language or not.

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    36. Re:Good thing? by number11 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are people who argue that different languages carry a certain value for different fields and endeavors, but I don't buy this. English is an incredibly adaptable, flexible, evolving, absorbing language, so there should never be a lack of words to describe any concept one comes upon.

      Spoken like a true monolinguist. The same could be said for many languages.

      Why wouldn't it be Chinese? There are close to 3X as many native speakers of Chinese as there are of English. (There are more native Spanish speakers, too. Maybe even Hindi.) If you compare the number of people who know how to speak the language (not necessarily as their native language) Chinese still wins by 2.5:1.

      I, too, speak only English. But I'm under no illusions about it being "better".

    37. Re:Good thing? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      There are like 60 million Britons, 300 million Americans, 30 million Canadians, 20 million Australians, and those aren't even all of the countries that speak primarily English. So where does this 309 million figure come from?

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    38. Re:Good thing? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I'm not Jewish but that doesn't sound so bad compared to the view throughout much of Christendom that humanity is a bunch of sinners who start out offending God by being born and then go downhill from there. I'd feel kind of guilty if I had been raised in that context too.

    39. Re:Good thing? by rxmd · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't this be a good thing? Less languages will mean more people speaking the same one, thus promoting better communication.

      You could say that all the Welsh or Cornish should be happy to be speakers of English, or that all the Jews should have been happy speakers of German or Polish or whatever, and still for some reason a lot of effort has been and is being poured into revival efforts - some of them rather successful and enjoying rather wide acceptance. Your language is an important part of your identity, and apparently large numbers of people discover this simple fact only quite late.
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    40. Re:Good thing? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Some guy for this Institute was on the Colbert Report last week, and one reason he gave was that many languages have very unique ways of expressing certain concepts(he gave an example, but heck if I can remember it). He considered the loss of these languages to be a loss of information. Not sure I agree that it is a good reason to spend a lot of time preserving languages, but it was kind of an interesting way to look at it.

      It's also a load of crap. The concept still exists, whether there is a language capable of describing it or not. The extinct language developed a means of illustrating the concept at some point, so it is not unreasonable to expect that other languages can develop a similar means should the need arise. Language is an adaptive tool. The Sapir-Whorf notion of linguistic determinism is largely a crock of shit.
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    41. Re:Good thing? by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      The alternative babelfishing all, which you say to the hell and the back. The fastener, that you must translate and into word to and from of German, and a government in the world, who could split your code, does not give it! (The alternative is babelfishing everything you say to hell and back. Plug in what you need to say and translate back and forth into German, and there isn't a government in the world who could crack your code!)

      On a more serious note, losing a language is very similar to losing a culture, if only because the stories orally transmitted in said language are forever lost. They could be translated, of course, but there's a lot to be said for certain truths and meanings being language-dependent.

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    42. Re:Good thing? by belmolis · · Score: 4, Informative

      no one is killing people and in modern times no one is outlawing things

      It is true that most language loss at present is due to cultural and economic pressure rather than force, but it is not true that "no one is killing people" and it is not true that "in modern times no one is outlawing things". One of the causes of linguistic and cultural loss in the Amazon is the extermination of Indians by rubber planters and other farmers who want their land. Some small tribes have been wiped out by slavers. The slavers, of course, don't intend to kill everyone, but they kill some in capturing the others, many others die in slavery, and those slaves who stay alive do not pass on their language and culture. Other areas in which genocide is affecting small cultures include the southern and Darfur regions of Sudan, parts of Ethiopia, and parts of Burma.

      As for outlawing languages, one prominent example is Kurdish, which it was illegal to speak or teach in Turkey until last year, when the Turkish government finally succumbed to pressure from the European Union, which it wants to join. Even so, the Turkish government continues to repress Kurdish. Kurdish is also repressed by Iran.

      Furthermore, to interfere with minority languages you don't have to ban them completely. If you send the kids to boarding schools and forbid them to speak their own language, you damage the transmission of the language. This was a very common practice until quite recently (in some places it ended only ten or twenty years ago), and in some places it continues to this day.

      For anyone interested in this area, I strongly recommend Tove Skutnabb-Kangas' book Linguistic Genocide in Education or Worldwide Diversity and Human Rights?.

    43. Re:Good thing? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      It's not a matter of older people being unwilling to learn a new language. What happens is that the younger generation no longer sees a need to learn it, except for a few words that they pick up. After a while, the only people who remember the old tongue are elderly folks who grew up before things started to change. When they die, so does the language.

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    44. Re:Good thing? by Edward+Teach · · Score: 1

      Well, this article is floating around in email again... http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/nugent.asp
      Besides, they are pretty wussy when it comes to standing up to thugs and terrorists.

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    45. Re:Good thing? by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 1

      Would we be so quick to say "Oh well, the Jews lost out in the history of the world" as we are some tribe on an island?
      You seem to be putting more value on one group of people versus another. Why?

      That was the point of the sentence you quoted.

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    46. Re:Good thing? by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much exactly what GP said.

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    47. Re:Good thing? by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1
    48. Re:Good thing? by Iskender · · Score: 1

      If all species but one died out (let's say fruit flies), it would promote better reproduction. I do not think anyone would see that as a good thing though.

      Oh, and fruit flies would be the only ones seeing anything anymore, of course.

    49. Re:Good thing? by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1

      Newspeak!

    50. Re:Good thing? by king-manic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Try chatting with a Native North American one day, and ask how they feel about the extinction of indigenous languages. Here in the United States, indigenous people suffered deliberate attempts at extermination, marginalization, and assimilation. At various times, it was illegal to speak Native languages, practice Native religions, or hold traditional dances or ceremonies, such as weddings. A lot of Native tradition have disappeared, and those that still exist are hanging on by the skin of their teeth. Not many Native Americans I've spoke to are happy about the state of affairs.

      Apparently, those that care are too few in numbers to matter. Languages come and go. They mutate and get absorbed, obliterated, and new ones form. The concept of culture being innately valuable is pretty wrong. Tradition is simply ideas and habits parents pass to their children. Some may benefit a group of people, others not. For instance the "tradition" of eating part of a loved one that exists in portion of Africa encourages the spread of disease. It's a tradition, it's detrimental. Most are more neutral. The medicine bags of various north American tribes are a benign "habit". There really isn't that much list if no one wears one anymore. Putting such huge value into "habits" is silly. If it persists great. If not.. well apparently it didn't have too much fo a upside.

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    51. Re:Good thing? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      No. The OP said that languages died out because older people refused to learn new ones. That's not true; in all the cases where a language is near extinction, the remaining speakers also know and use other languages. I'm saying that they die out because the children don't or won't learn them, leaving only the elderly to remember them.

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    52. Re:Good thing? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      English is an incredibly adaptable, flexible, evolving, absorbing language, so there should never be a lack of words to describe any concept one comes upon.

      Who said that it would be English that would win? How many more Chinese speakers are there?

      In fact, according to this site, there were more first-language speakers of both Mandarin and Spanish than of English. (The data appears to be a decade out of date, so English may be second now - but it won't be beating Mandarin)

      What makes you assume that it would be English that would win?

    53. Re:Good thing? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's also a load of crap. The concept still exists, whether there is a language capable of describing it or not.

      The Nunavut language has a special word that means "bears are evil", for which there is no English equivalent, as we have no special word that refers specifically to the type of evil that can only be associated with a bear.

    54. Re:Good thing? by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Let me put it this way: would it be a good things if most of the worlds religions are facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing? Replace "most" with "all" and I'll agree with you.
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    55. Re:Good thing? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true monolinguist. The same could be said for many languages.

      I'm sure you're right... My native language isn't English and I prefer to use English everywhere anyway because it's convenient. For the record, I'm a quintilingual. I'm not a language whiz, I just learned the languages that are important in my environment. I couldn't for my life learn a new language without having a purpose for it.

      That said, one of these languages is only spoken by about 300000 people. It's used as an "integration language" in school and it introduces much more problems that it solves (coupled with another miserable language decision of our government). This has the effect that in class, kids speak another language than on the playground. A big part of the solution, would be to kill off that language and get over with it, that it's too small. Fat chance, nobody want to meddle with that issue in politics. *sigh*

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    56. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There's a big difference between deliberate annihilation of a race or ethnic group and the loss of languages and cultures by attrition."

      What about the deliberate annihilation of a language or culture? That still happens today. Look at what's happening to a lot of tribes on south America. Look what's happening to Zoroastrians in the middle east. Or the Yazidi in Iraq.

    57. Re:Good thing? by ultranova · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Nunavut language has a special word that means "bears are evil", for which there is no English equivalent, as we have no special word that refers specifically to the type of evil that can only be associated with a bear.

      Bearvil.

      As soon as there is a concept which someone needs to express, they will come up with a word for it. See "haxor", "0wned", "automagical", etc.

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    58. Re:Good thing? by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the above is only valid if superluminal communication is possible. In the absence of that, no one can predict how large a monocultural society could exist before fracturing, but I imagine that once you reach the point where communications are more than 100 years apart, then you lose cultural cohesion, just because that's the current extent of human life-span... On a galactic scale, 100 light years is infinitesimal and AFAIK (IANA-Astrophysicist) there wouldn't be more than a few planets in that sort of scale.

      Hell, just due to bureaucracy, I couldn't imagine a ten light year separation working, just because after a decades those requisition forms for food, shelter, water, and another fscking bio-dome would be out of date and you'd have them returned to you.

    59. Re:Good thing? by pinkocommie · · Score: 1

      The issue is I believe we presume to have advanced societally from the point where entire civilizations were put under the sword. Now on the other hand if a particular religion died out because nobody believed in it anymore don't think anyone would cry except the last few people that believed (be that worshipers of Zeus, followers of the Talmud, Quran or anything else)

    60. Re:Good thing? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I never said it had to be English. A unified language is, however, a necessity for the advancement of mankind and I see no other contender that is -- without force -- being accepted. It isn't French. It isn't Spanish (though many speak it) and it isn't Chinese (though many speak it). What is the one common language that most countries who want to compete int he world teach in addition to their own? English.

      So, it looks like English is going to become universal whether or not I want it to be. My point, which seemed to be lost on you, is that there is nothing inherently wrong in the coming adoption of English. It's a good language and while it has some learned quirks (as others have mentioned), it also has many advantages.

      And all of those Chinese that you speak of? Well, a whole bunch of them speak English, too. What matters is the language that content is produced in and business is transacted in. That's your winner.

      How many thousands of more years do we need to remain pointlessly divided by trivial things like languages? There's absolutely nothing wrong with getting over the romantic academic notion that every language somehow suits a magnificent purpose on its own. It just isn't true. Language serves one purpose. TO COMMUNICATE. If there are 400 different languages spoken . . . guess what . . . you are IMPEDING the flow of COMMUNICATION.

    61. Re:Good thing? by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The average snowboarder probably has more words for "snow" than anyone.

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    62. Re:Good thing? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      ccording to this page, if you chose your 'one true language' by the number of people who spoke it as a first language, English would be second or third on the list. And if you chose it based on the number of people who could speak it (eg first or second language), it still might not win.

      So? What's more imporant, being able to understand a bunch of destitute rice farmers, or being able to watch Rocky XXII without overdubbing?

      Is it just me, or is the frequency of cheese eating surrender monkey jokes increasing of late?

      I don't recall making any mention of cheese. I myself find cheese delicious.
    63. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I don't know how to speak Latin, build a square rigged sailing ship or shoe a horse

      It's weird that you chose those three things; my Latin was good enough to place into 3rd/4th year university course,
      I would understand block and tackle rigging quite well and would love to sail on a period ship, and although I'm no carpenter, building a ship doesn't strike me as an impossible task given the materials and labor, and I grew up on a farm working with horses every day of my life.

      One thing I can't do, that my grandparents and great grandparents did, is make Whiskey. I've tried.

    64. Re:Good thing? by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      Not really. Even people in the same household sometimes don't understand each other. They claim to use the same language and it would surely seem that they use the same vocabulary and grammar, but the devil is in the semantic details and the inability to convey what you mean using your language of choice.

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    65. Re:Good thing? by rxmd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      and in modern times no one is outlawing things.

      You are wrong if you think language policies are liberal everywhere. For example, in France Breton-language schools are still forced to exist outside the normal school system because the state wants to keep the monopoly on one state language (in spite of Breton having something like half a million speakers) - France has a long tradition of laws against minority languages, up to the middle of the century in northern France you could see signs like "il est interdit de parler flamand et d'uriner sur les murs" ("It's forbidden to speak Flemish and to piss on the walls"). Or in Russia, the autonomous republic of Tatarstan wanted to switch the official alphabet for the Tatar language from Cyrillic to Latin to have more coherence with other Turkic languages, and they passed a law to that extent and started hanging up Latin-script streetsigns and everything, and then the Russian federal government forbade it because they want to keep the Cyrillic alphabet as a homogenous symbol of federal Russian identity. You can find plenty of cases like this; language policy is still a hot iron in many countries as of today.

      Society likes uniformity to a degree and that is what is happening.

      Wrong again. Society likes uniformity, but society also needs a certain amount of diversity - or rather people have their linguistic identity, and society has to cater to the identity of its members to some extent. Which is why the EU has directives on minority languages, and why the UK has Welsh-language television, and why in East Germany there are Sorbian-language schools - or to go outside the scope of Western democracies why in Xinjiang children are learning Uighur in school (because otherwise they'd be learning it in the mosque, which the Chinese government doesn't want), or why in Russia there are Tatar-language schools because otherwise some Tatars would sooner or later start to want to go the way of the Chechens.
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    66. Re:Good thing? by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      Objection. Comparing the holocaust to the loss of language is ludicrous. (-1 WhatTheHellAreYouOnAbout). And a Godwin to boot.

    67. Re:Good thing? by iamacat · · Score: 1

      The languages would mutate a lot on individual star systems while dictionary updates travel for thousands of light years though, don't you think?

    68. Re:Good thing? by bluephone · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, why do you prefer French and Chinese (very different languages) to English? Political reasons, or linguistic ones?

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    69. Re:Good thing? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Is anyone else conjuring images of a bunch of singing nuns, priests, and children cavorting through the streets singing "Every verb, is s-a-a-a-c-r-e-e-d-d-d! Every verb, is g-g-o-o-o-o-d-d!"

      Loss of languages is a natural result of the improved global communications of modern times, just as giving up on measuring apprentices in making buggy whips. Keep a few museums and language centers around for historical preservation, and let's move on.

    70. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lived in France for many years, and many French people told me that French was an incredibly adaptable, flexible, evolving, absorbing language, and that it carried precision and clarity to boot. In fact, many French people insisted it was a superior language because they could express themselves better in French than in any other language.

    71. Re:Good thing? by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      Neither. Its just that many after English many nations speak French as their main language and 1/6th of the world living in China, they seemed the likely choices along with English. Given I speak English and don't speak the other languages, I picked those as an example where my language would go extinct in favor of another.

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    72. Re:Good thing? by duggi · · Score: 0

      Language as a tool for communication needs to be uniform, so in that way, everybody understands each other. But we will be losing out the linguistic diversity of cultures, their way of thinking, and their literature. Quality literature is not what is being read, it is about how it is being said. And this magic with words depends on each language, each culture, and is fairly unique , so that you cannot feel what the author is trying to say if you translate it into another language. There, one gem of a sentence will go down, never to be felt again. In this point, less languages are definitely not a good thing.

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    73. Re:Good thing? by zetaprime · · Score: 2, Informative

      It depends on the type of space travel and communication that has developed. A galactic civilization would probably have worked out faster-than-light travel via wormholes or warp drives and some sort of quantum entanglement based instant communication system. Or more likely it's based on science we can't even imagine. In any case they might be as tightly knit as the people of Earth are now.

    74. Re:Good thing? by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't this be a good thing? Less languages will mean more people speaking the same one, thus promoting better communication. At the cost of diversity. In the long run, diversity is more far important than efficiency.

      We need diversity. We need different countries and people. Not because it's such a wonderful thing, but because every civilization sooner or later comes up with Really Bad Ideas. Until now, if the leaders fucked up a civilization too much, they'd be conquered and replaced with a system that works better.

      Globalization gives us the ability to fuck up on a global scale. This worries me.
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    75. Re:Good thing? by srussia · · Score: 1

      I make my living as a translator, you insensitive clod!

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    76. Re:Good thing? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Some might answer, "Oh well, that's the way things go. Who cares if we lose a culture in the middle of the amazon? In history, there are winners and losers. It sucks, but it happens." Are those people willing to say the same thing about the annihilation that Jews were facing during WWII? If Hitler had conquered the world, he may have succeeded in exterminating the Jews. Would we be so quick to say "Oh well, the Jews lost out in the history of the world" as we are some tribe on an island? Why or why not?


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    77. Re:Good thing? by dintech · · Score: 2, Funny

      Same with German. A lot of Aliens learned it as a second language

      Perhaps that would explain the mystery of why David Hasselhoff is so popular...

    78. Re:Good thing? by spicate · · Score: 1

      Words are the building blocks of ideas. As languages disappear, we've potentially lost not only a method of communication but a great deal of information - the product of countless years of development. It's sort of like the "biodiversity as a resource" argument. There are lots of plants and animals with no apparent value at the moment, but one could turn out to provide the cure for cancer.

    79. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I see no problem with that. Perhaps 100 Languages disappear, but seriously, if something doesn't get used, why force it to stay alive. If it is important it will get tought (like Latin), if not, its not a loss at all. For one thing these seemingly worthless languages may in some cases be the key to decoding the writings of ancient civilizations so at least taking the trouble to recording these languages in a way that that makes them useful to scientists, is IMHO worth while. Also keep in mind that language is one of the 'glues' that binds communities together and when a language disappears a culture often goes with it. I don't see how that is a good thing. Traditionally one of the favorite tactics of conquering nations to oppress the conquered, apart from turning them into a lower form of human being in every other every possible way, is to suppress their language. Case in point being Ireland and the Celtic regions of the UK where many people of Celtic descent are not even able to speak their native Celtic language. The death of a language can have devastating effects on a culture. Another good example are some of the Native American communities in the USA. You only have to take a look at some of them to see what kind of an effect it has on a group of people to lose their culture and even much of the ability to speak the language of their ancestors. Of course many Native American communities have succeeded in fiercely defending their language and culture despite the best efforts of the US Govt. to 'civilize' them over the course of the 19'th and 20'th centuries but others have been reduced to digging up the graves of their ancestors to rediscover at least some aspects of their culture that was lost only 1-200 years ago or less and that is pretty harsh. Never mind the fact that they have to post armed guards at traditional burial sites to prevent the graves from being looted by grave robbers but that is a topic for a whole other discussuon....
    80. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there I was assuming you were some kind of militant Quebecois idiot. I'd like to apologise - to the people of Quebec.

    81. Re:Good thing? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Religions don't die out entirely as long as there are good written records of them. Sometimes even that isn't needed... there are a bunch of people who try to revive "Åsatru" (the old Norse beliefs), despite most of our sources of them being their fairy-tale remnants, written down by inquisitive catholic priests like Snorre Sturlason.
      To would-be triumphalists out there: In the worst/best of cases, Christianity, Islam, Judaism, all will remain for thousands of years at the very least. Assuming historical continuity (of written records, that is).

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    82. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason at all of english's popularity, is because USA is the only super-potency nowadays. Spanish was also THE language to learn in previous times. English and Chinese are awful languages to learn, by the way. Too many inconsistencies, too much time lost learning it, and even at advance age you still find texts that you are not sure if you are reading it right. 11 vowel sounds represented with 5 letters? Ugly.

      If a "common language" had to be chosen by wisdom (instead of politics) we all would be talking in spanish or italiano. Learning english takes 7 years, and italiano a few months, take a read at this paper http://www.spellingsociety.org/aboutsss/leaflets/whyenglish.pdf from the english spelling society.

      English is in a desperate need of a spelling reform, as other languages have done. Now, I concur that it would be better to have less languages, for example getting rid of all those ones created by politics at my country with the sole purpose of making easier the scission when the proper time arrives.

    83. Re:Good thing? by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      No Solra is correct. I'd say I communicated my message poorly but it did get through to at least one person, so I'd say I didn't ;)

      Those that speak the language give it up for another one (and are typically young). Those that refuse to give it up (old), die and the language dies with them as the young don't know it or teach it anymore.

      I don't get where I'm saying its because old people refuse to learn another language that it dies.

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    84. Re:Good thing? by Krupuk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know exactly what you mean. Take the expression "to earn money" (as in working for and getting money). In English you "earn" (inherit) it. In French it's "gagner de l'argent", which means "to win money", in German you have "Geld verdienen", you have to "work for it". It's all a question of a certain mentality expressed through language.

    85. Re:Good thing? by rtyall · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't this be a good thing? Less languages will mean more people speaking the same one, thus promoting better communication. On the face of it, yes. Then again, think of all the films Mel Gibson could make then using shitty lost languages.
      Oh God! The thought of a new film featuring Yak Farmers from Kyrgyzstan makes me cry manly tears of hopelessness.
    86. Re:Good thing? by jamar0303 · · Score: 1

      Please not Chinese. As a native speaker, I have to say that there are natural barriers to that happening. Accents for one- Chinese+semi-heavy German accent=something beyond the comprehension of any normal Chinese speaker.

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    87. Re:Good thing? by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      we have no special word that refers specifically to the type of evil that can only be associated with a bear. wow, man, that was too many years ago and he only wanted your pic-a-nic basket, let it go.
    88. Re:Good thing? by nosfucious · · Score: 1

      In that case, you might want to go with Spanish rather than French.

      Close enough reletive of Italian and goes some of the way with Portugeuse. French, for a romance language, is the bastard child. (And I'm a native English speaker living in a Francaphone city that also has 1/3rd German dialect speakers).

      Combined economic clout of Spain in Europe and Central/South America would more than outweigh France, Belgium, Switzerland, Quebec and the piss-poor former French colonies in Africa. Even some of those are dropping French in favour of English.

      Then you really need to decide if you go with Mandarin or Cantonese to speak with a Chinese.

      But to change topics: From my observation, It seems that many dialect variations (such as might exist from village to village) are dying out, in favour of the 'standardised' versions. Generally, these are found on local television or radio stations. And then you have the situation in Australia where tribal languages are dying as the last few true native speakers bite the dust.

      Orwell was on to something when he wrote 1984. If you change the language, you change the way people look at the world. I wonder what knowledge we're going to lose as the world does lose those last language speakers. For example, If the elders can no longer pass on tribal knowledge about a great healing tree, are we going to miss the great cure for cancer or the common cold at the same time? Or delay it's discovery by 20 - 50 - 200 years?

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    89. Re:Good thing? by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      not necessarily,
      If we assume that we think in a language, define our concepts through a language then our thoughts are constrained by that language too.

      If translation between languages was purely a case of substitution then machine translation would be easy and clearly it isn't. It is also clear that when it comes to programming, language is important and can make a significant difference to a projects success.

      However lets go back to real languages, I am not really multilingual but i believe in japanese for example the word "you" has seven variations the use of which is determined by the relative status and position of the speaker and the subject. the choice of which you to use is defining a relationship. This clearly isn't the case in English.

      In Polish the words you use whilst writing, will define you as a man or a woman. "I was" for example in Polish would define your gender.
      Polish also has formal and informal modes of address to be polite you would address a stranger in the third person.

      Then there are concepts which are defined in some languages and not in others. If language does in fact place constraints on our thought processes and different languages have differing constraints, then the loss of a language may result in a loss of a perspective that doesn't exist within English perhaps.

      There is a benefit to multilingualism at the very least it opens up new experiences and perspectives to the individual, one of the things you should do before you die is learn another language. It will expand your mind.

    90. Re:Good thing? by joshv · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "In English you "earn" (inherit) it."

      Please check a dictionary before you post such twaddle.

      From m-w.com "to receive as return for effort and especially for work done or services rendered b : to bring in by way of return ", or "to come to be duly worthy of or entitled or suited to b : to make worthy of or obtain for "

      There is no sense of inheritance or entitlement in the word. It appears to be originally descended from a German verb that meant "to reap". Reaping, at least at the time the word was in use in Old High German, certainly involved a lot of work.

    91. Re:Good thing? by rlp · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm thinking of Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction: "English, do you speak it?!"

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    92. Re:Good thing? by bumby · · Score: 1

      I see no problem with that. Perhaps 100 Languages disappear, but seriously, if something doesn't get used, why force it to stay alive. If it is important it will get tought (like Latin), if not, its not a loss at all.

      The problem is that lingustic typologiests cannot keep up their documantation of languages with the rate of which they go extinct. The more documented languages we have, the more material we have to figure out how languages evolve.
      It's like biological evolution, except we won't find any fossils.

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    93. Re:Good thing? by stevencbrown · · Score: 1

      oh dear.

      You will be obsolete in the new order.

    94. Re:Good thing? by frn123 · · Score: 1

      Sure. Just like less diversity in any other field.

      Less OSes will mean more people using the same one, thus promoting better usability.
      Less programming languages will mean more people using the same one, thus promoting better interoperability.
      Less TV channels will mean more people watching the same one, thus promoting easier choice what to watch.
      Less car brands will mean more people driving the same one, thus promoting..

      Are you sure thats the route we should want to go?
      OR
      Beware, there be dragons.

      Besides, many(most?) of those dying languages are probably forced ones, like the forced Russification etc...

    95. Re:Good thing? by Sique · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It appears to be originally descended from a German verb that meant "to reap". Reaping, at least at the time the word was in use in Old High German, certainly involved a lot of work. The word you are referring to is "ernten" (to harvest). And no, this word has no "hard work" associated with it in German (I am german ;) ). The "Ernte" is thought to be the reward for the hard work that had to go in before the actual harvest: "As we sow, so will we harvest". The time of harvest in old german folksongs is always a time of joy and festivity (and the German fest of Thanksgiving is called Erntedank = Thank for Harvest).
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    96. Re:Good thing? by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      In that case, you might want to go with Spanish rather than French. Whatever, it was just a couple examples of languages other then English. Yeeesh. I'd be happy if the language that became dominant in the world was Swahili ;)
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    97. Re:Good thing? by Binky800 · · Score: 1

      It would be a great thing. Everyone would beable to communicate and we would finally be able to build that great big tower maybe some sort of space of elevator, make it tall, reaching up to the heavens. ;)

    98. Re:Good thing? by Chicken04GTO · · Score: 0

      Its not widely known but what he actually said was "Balls" But at the time offensive language was often recorded in its less offensive version.

    99. Re:Good thing? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Who said that it would be English that would win? How many more Chinese speakers are there?

      And how many of those Chinese speakers also speak English? Almost all of them? (I'm not sure if they teach English as a second language in China as a matter of course).

      What makes you assume that it would be English that would win?

      Because if English isn't someone's first language, it's almost always their second language, and in fact is required in many (most?) countries to be learned by children. And don't underestimate the fact that English is the standard language of the Internet, and is the one used when communication between cultures is necessary. English is incredibly dominant.

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    100. Re:Good thing? by Krupuk · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. As a non-native English speaker, this was the meaning, I was told in school. Perhaps in another context. Thanks for the explication. But the difference between German/English and the French version stays the same.

    101. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "no one is outlawing things"

      I guess you've never been to Quebec.

    102. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suggested action: look up the difference between "immigrate" and "emigrate."

    103. Re:Good thing? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      So where does this 309 million figure come from?

      the past?

      I live in Australia, and I can tell you that what some people here speak doesn't even come close to qualifying as English!

      Who are you to question the almighty wikipedia anyway! :p
    104. Re:Good thing? by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure.

      Languages come into being because people live in isolation from oneanother. 50.000 people living on an island can very well have and maintain a separate language indefinitely. Add international television, cheap travel and the internet, and it becomes harder, but still possible. (Iceland has ~300K native speakers, yet is in no great danger of disappearing anytime soon)

      Put the same count of people in a much larger population though, and it'll be extinct in 3 generations. It's quite logical really. If 300K people with some separate language where to live in say NY, then either they live isolated, and only marry their own etc, or they mix and mingle, in which case 90% will marry someone who doesn't know that language, and has no real reason to learn it. Guess what language their kids will speak ?

      Subcultures have languages too, of sorts. But they're different, because they tend not to drift so far apart due to the constant interaction with the larger language they're part of.

      If I ask you if you're able to grok the specs on HDMI, you'll likely understand me. Neither of our parents would be likely to get anything out of that at all. Yet our subculture language is likely to stay compatible with english, since we all communicate regularily with non-subculture-members that use english.

      Slang is mostly about new *words*, not so much about new structures and grammar.

      Lossage. Grok. ASCII. Automagically. Avatar. Back door. Banner. Big iron. Bit rot. FIFO. Stack. Heap. Easter Egg.

      Your grandmother won't (well, is unlikely to anyway) understand half of those. The half she may think she understands, will mean something different to her, compared to your understanding. Still, it's not as if you're unable to speak fluently with your grandmother.

    105. Re:Good thing? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      The Nunavut language has a special word that means "bears are evil", for which there is no English equivalent, as we have no special word that refers specifically to the type of evil that can only be associated with a bear. Have you mentioned this to Stephen Colbert?
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    106. Re:Good thing? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      You haven't seen the Kol Nidrei. It's basically a list of every sin we can possibly make by commission or omission, along with our individual and collective admittance to guilt for them all.

      There's no guilt like Yom Kipur guilt.

    107. Re:Good thing? by JasonEngel · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't this be a good thing? Less languages will mean more people speaking the same one, thus promoting better communication.

      Not necessarily. Oddly enough, language diversity is about as important as biological diversity, except most people who only speak one language are even less likely to understand that concept. All groups of people do not think the same, and it is an interesting twist that language itself can form the thought processes. There are whole concepts and realms of meaning that exist in German, for example, that simply can not be translated adequately into English (I pick those two language because I am fluent in both). You would have to know German to comprehend the concept correctly. Every language is like that, and the loss of any given language means the loss of an entire way of experiencing the world.

      Going back to the example of German, there are plenty of theories and arguments that correlate the world-famous German precision engineering with the German language itself, which happens to be strict, methodical, and exact (when you are looking at the grammar rules, not necessarily its common usage). It does not lend itself well to beautiful poetry (I know, some are going to argue with me on that), but does wonders for exact description.

    108. Re:Good thing? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Of course the horrible grammar mangling is nothing beautiful. You said it!

      (Just joking, your English is miles ahead of my German.)
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    109. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We really need a -1, Godwin moderation.

    110. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stephen Colbert, is that you?

    111. Re:Good thing? by dwye · · Score: 1

      > or that all the Jews should have been happy speakers of German

      They were. Yiddish is a Middle German dialect, and it was spoken throughout the European Jewish community, as well as in the Americas.

      Furthermore, they were happy as Germans. The first Iron Cross in WWI was won by a Jew, and the officer who recommended Hitler for his medal was, as well; per capita, they contributed more officers than the Prussian Junkers, let alone the rest of the Empire. They were, in fact, too successful as Germans, so much so that a certain failed artist decided to blame his troubles on them rather than himself.

    112. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simply wrong. Slavic Macedonian, for example, is still subject to a great deal of legal pressure in northern Greece.

    113. Re:Good thing? by TemporalBeing · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I, too, speak only English. But I'm under no illusions about it being "better".
      Well, while English is my native language, I am also at least trained in several other languages (Attic Greek, French, primarily - though some Spanish, and a tidbit of Japanese). I would say that English is probably the worse language of any - it lacks so much that other languages have, mostly because the grammar to support that kind of stuff got dropped. I find Middle English to be better than Modern English for just that reason, and Old English is pretty fun too.

      One example, from Greek - most languages have support for being able to mix up the words in a sentence and come out with the exact same basic meaning whilst allowing the speaker to put more emphasis on certain items. From my Greek Book (Alpha to Omega by Anne Groton - I have an older edition than that one) is:

      The dog chased the cat
      Greek allows you to write it, keeping the same exact meaning, as "the dog the cat chased", "the cat the dog chased", "chased the cat the dog", "chased the dog the cat", "the cat chased the dog". Now looking at the English of that, most of it makes no sense, and one variation has a completely different meaning.

      Some of this we can help by using what grammar we do have, however, as English teachers are also not teaching all the grammar any more, it also results in more confusion, especially for native speakers. (It's funny when non-native speakers know the language better than native speakers, which at least with the U.S. English variant is typically the case.)

      On the other hand, languages like Chinese and Japanese don't have plurals - plurals are expressed as a number plus the "singular" form - e.g. instead of saying "there are three trees", a Japanese speaker would say "there is three tree" - however, they are still a lot more expressive in other ways - e.g. Japanese is a very poetic language.
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    114. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how much of the study is manipulated by human psychology. Is American English and British English the same language or different? What language, if any, is spoken in the Louisiana bayou? Is Aranese a language or a dialect? Is Yiddish a language or a dialect? Is 7eet h4x0r still English? What about the various dialects of Chinese (which are not necessarily intelligible to one another)?

      There are many modes of communication in this world. As global communication increases, exposure to other languages also increases. As a natural part of language, this will inspire the incorporation of new words, phrases, and memes. From the perspective a Martian, the Earth has one language with many dialects.

      How much of the "language extinction" is really just because the language is now viewed as a dialect? How much of it has to do with the fact that it was merely a style of "slang" speech that is not longer in fashion?

      In 1800, there were no native speakers of Hebrew (it was relegated as a second language primarily for religious services). Today, there are millions of native speakers. How did the statistics account for languages that can be revived?

    115. Re:Good thing? by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Not just how they evolve, but how they work. Linguistics is a crabbedly difficult science, and we have barely begun to scratch the surface of exactly how language functions in the human brain. The more evidence we have -- including the widest possible variety of languages, spoken and written -- the better we will be able to glean clues to the neurological mechanisms that underlie one of our most complex and useful behavioral tools.

      (Not disagreeing with you at all, you understand -- just elaborating on your point.)

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    116. Re:Good thing? by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      ("It's forbidden to speak Flemish and to piss on the walls")

      This raises so many questions: can one piss on the walls while speaking another language, was it thought to be an intrinsic part of speaking Flemish that one would piss on the walls, were the two only related in that both were forbidden? Could one piss on the floor? Were French people as recently as 50 years ago so frequently pissing on public buildings that there had to be rules against it?

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    117. Re:Good thing? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Try chatting with a Native North American one day, and ask how they feel about the extinction of indigenous languages.

      I'm Native American. I couldn't give a rat's ass. Try to lose the stereotype of us Injuns sitting around in our teepees, smoking peyote and worrying about the great white father with forked tongue killing all the buffalo. M'kay? There are some that want to "maintain the old ways". The rest of us figure that just want a cushy government job where they don't have to do any real work. The real reason we want federal recognition of our tribes is so that we can build some casinos and get special college tuition consideration.

      That being said, I do appreciate the move by Nike to market a shoe designed for Native Americans. I hate shoe shopping, because all the good styles are designed for people with narrow feet.

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    118. Re:Good thing? by Woldry · · Score: 1

      "il est interdit de parler flamand et d'uriner sur les murs" ("It's forbidden to speak Flemish and to piss on the walls")

      Does that apply only if they're done simultaneously? :-)

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    119. Re:Good thing? by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would we be so quick to say "Oh well, the Jews lost out in the history of the world" as we are some tribe on an island? You seem to be putting more value on one group of people versus another. Why? Sorry, I wasn't clear in what I was trying to communicate. I'm asking why we, as a culture, put more value on certain groups of people ( say, Jews ) over others ( say, tribes in the middle of the amazon ). Personally, I think cultural extinction is bad for anyone, whether they are westerners, Native Americans, or whomever. However, I've noticed that when people say that loss of culture of, say, pacific islanders, is a natural process and there's nothing we can do about it, there is general silent agreement. But if someone were to say that the planned extermination of the Jews or the Gypsies during WWII were a natural process, that person is rightly taken to the cleaners.

      When there's talk about some tribe in the jungle losing their language or becoming extinct, I often hear people say "Oh, that sucks, but they're relatively unimportant. There isn't really anything we can do. They'll just have to adapt to the modern world." However, when they story is about Hitler trying to exterminate the Jews, I never hear "Well, the Jews are relatively unimportant. If their language, culture, and religion dies, it just means they couldn't adapt to the modern world." If anyone suggests that the holocaust was inevitable, they are branded as a racist or anti-semite, and rightly so. However, when we report on the extinction of languages, a poster on slashdot says "This is a good thing", and gets modded +5.

      So, it seems that as a society, we are willing to accept the annihilation of some groups as natural or inevitable, while others are great tragedies and losses to humankind, nevermind the horror that those who are being annihilated experience. Why?
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    120. Re:Good thing? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Try to lose the stereotype of us Injuns sitting around in our teepees, smoking peyote...

      The real reason we want federal recognition of our tribes is so that we can build some casinos and get special college tuition consideration. Yeah, and I'm the one employing stereotypes...
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    121. Re:Good thing? by martyros · · Score: 1

      I wonder what knowledge we're going to lose as the world does lose those last language speakers.

      If the only people who "know" that knowledge are the handful of people who currently speak that language, how do "we" (the rest of the world) benefit much from their knowledge right now?

      If you've never personally spoken that language, I submit that either:

      • You're gaining nothing from their knowing it, or
      • The idea can be translated into English.
      English may need to be somewhat changed to receive the idea; but that can be done. Consider, for instance, the concept of "mu" as an answer to a yes-or-no question, which is alleged to mean, "Your question cannot be answered as asked because it depends upon false assumptions." (I.e., "Have you stopped beating your wife?" "Mu. I have never beaten my wife.")
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    122. Re:Good thing? by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      The Sapir-Whorf notion of linguistic determinism is largely a crock of shit.

      There certainly is a lot of debate over the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis, but I don't think one can easily dismiss it as "a crock of shit."

      There has been some real-world evidence that would support the hypothesis, such as the following:
      Pirahã and the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis

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    123. Re:Good thing? by joshv · · Score: 1

      No, your conviction that English speakers have some sense of entitlement remains the same, as does you imperfect understanding of the verb "to earn".

    124. Re:Good thing? by burndive · · Score: 1

      That's when Enterprise jumped the shark.

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    125. Re:Good thing? by Jimmy_B · · Score: 1

      The Nunavut language has a special word that means "bears are evil", for which there is no English equivalent, as we have no special word that refers specifically to the type of evil that can only be associated with a bear.
      No, it does NOT have a special word for that. What Nunavut actually has is a word for "bears", a suffix for "evil", and a highly general rule for making compounds. These compounds wouldn't appear in a dictionary, because they aren't learned individually. This is much like the myth that Eskimos have more than a hundred words for snow; someone noticed that they have more than a hundred adjective suffixes, and any adjective suffix can glued onto the word for snow.
    126. Re:Good thing? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      That may not be what yo meant, but it's how I read it. And, I might add, it's not that old people "refuse to give up" the old tongue, it's that even if they mostly use a new language, they still remember the old one even though nobody else is interested in it.

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    127. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the analogy is flawed because "Microsoftization" has nothing to do with language or communication. A much better analogy to a world language is TCP/IP. The benefits of this single, pervasive method of communication should be obvious even to the GP, since he/she used it to post across presumably disparate hardware and operating systems.

      For the last few hundred years, the dominant nations of the world have been English-speaking nations (first Britain and then the United States). Add to this the pervasiveness of English-only words that came about as a result of American, British, German, and Japanese ingenuity (the latter two with close ties to the first two) over the last 50 years; the globalization of American brands like Coke and McDonald's; the juggernaut that is the American economy; the incredible adaptability of the English language; and the amazing speed of global communications.

      English is, simply put, in the right place at the right time.

    128. Re:Good thing? by B_un1t · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I was thinking. The language is not only a language to communicate but also a tapestry of the culture it is a part of/created for.

    129. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really depends on how such a situation comes about. I can forsee scenarios where less religion (vs religions) can be a good thing.

      Religions are not always benevolent in their own right. I think you're putting it rather mildly there. I can't think of any scenarios where less religion would be a bad thing. I'm biased perhaps, but even I can see that while religion has contributed to art and culture in the past, it serves no beneficial purposes any more.
    130. Re:Good thing? by shummer_mc · · Score: 1

      I agree with your assessment as well, but I have something to add.

      I studied Russian for awhile (I'm American) and found the methods that they used to construct sentences underlie a different thought process. For example the sentence structure in the US is subj, verb, predicate; in Russia (okay, I'm no expert) it is subj, predicate, verb. Now, when I was learning to speak the language (terribly) I found that I had to PLAN a little differently. Strict grammar and coordinating declensions, etc. are clues that a society THINKS differently or has different values than in English. I think that cognitive ability and structure is tightly bound to language. There is some research that indicates that even spacial organizational skills are tied to language, too.

      So, to avoid global groupthink on a very basic level, it's a bad thing that language will lose some of its color.

      *cue the "in soviet Russia" hilarity*

    131. Re:Good thing? by LeeMeador · · Score: 1

      Well ... my wife and I only speak one language between us and I haven't noticed communication being that easy.

      There's a lot more to communication than a shared language though it is a good start.

    132. Re:Good thing? by spyfrog · · Score: 1

      For all us using latin characters, it would be a pain to switch to Chinese.
      Not only would we need to learn a new language, we would also need to learn a totally different way of writing. I would rather learn Arabic than Chinese since they at least have characters in the same sense that English.

      Also, according to most people Chinese are hard to learn. And do you mean mandarin or cantonese?

    133. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > While native Americans had something to complain about in the past there
      > is a LOT of encouragement for them to maintain their culture now. Most of the
      > younger generation simply isn't interested. They have a point -- a lot of the
      > tradition is badly outdated.

      While I agree with your observation that the younger generation isn't interested, I disagree that their tradition is outdated. If you can find it, please watch _Spirit: A Journey in Song, Dance, and Drum_ produced by Peter Buffet to see what I mean. The play was a fusion of modern and traditional dance/music, with the intent to preserve not only the storytelling tradition but also the names and history of tribes. The story it tells is nowhere near outdated, btw.

      > Culture is valuable in that it provides variety, but at some point a lot of it is
      > something that needs to go live in a museum because it simply isn't relevant
      > to modern life. Every person alive has abandoned most of the culture of their
      > ancestors. There's simply too much to actively maintain. I don't know how to
      > speak Latin, build a square rigged sailing ship or shoe a horse (all things at
      > least some of my ancestors would have been able to do).

      Until you need to shoe a horse because all the cars ran out of gas and now horses are the way to get from A to B if you want to carry anything over 50 lbs more than a couple hundred yards. Or till a field with more than your bare hands. Or how about if you found yourself in need of a way to get off a tiny shoal where you crashed, and paddling just isn't going to do it?

      True, the chances of needing either of those skills is about as low as encountering someone with whom you *need* to communicate *and* who only speaks Latin - however, the Boy Scouts taught me to always be prepared and Burning Man taught me the intense value of radical self-reliance.

      > The white/Christian/English speaking group just likes to feel
      > responsible for everything and therefore guilty.

      I must not be a part of that group then -even tho I'm white (Anglo), speak English (California-American), and am arguably Christian- since I do not at all feel responsible for the apathetic sense of both entitlement and dependance that other people seem to express all the time.

    134. Re:Good thing? by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Let us not mistake the point of good translation being to reduce fighting. That may or may not happen. After all, once people understand each other perfectly, they may still disagree.

      The point of good translation is to allow us to fight only about the stuff we disagree on. What a waste of time to fight about something we actually agree on -- just because we misunderstood each other!

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    135. Re:Good thing? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I see. So you know how to build a square rigged ship, speak Latin and shoe a horse? Can you make an arrowhead by flaking obsidian? Don't just say yes, it's harder than it looks. Do you know the proper funeral ceremony for a Viking? Can you colour a psanka, in traditional patterns?

      The knowledge is useful to preserve but it is NOT useful, or realistic, for everybody to carry around in their heads everyday. Same with all these obscure languages. If the speakers and their children don't want to learn or actively use the language then the language is no longer useful as a living language. It should be preserved for anyone who might find a use for it but there's little point in most people learning it.

      These "languages are going extinct!" stories seem to imply that we should do something about it. What? Force people to learn languages that have little use even to their native speakers?

    136. Re:Good thing? by chill · · Score: 1

      English is compulsory learning in primary and secondary school in many parts of China and India. Neither Chinese nor Hindi is taught to more than a very small fraction of English speakers and then it is optional.

      The British did a very good job of spreading their language around the globe. The Chinese were never a global colonizing power.

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    137. Re:Good thing? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "I don't see how that is a good thing. "

      Why should all cultures survive regardless of their strength? IMO if they are worthy to survive they will prove it by doing so unassisted and against all adversity.

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    138. Re:Good thing? by gullevek · · Score: 1

      When a language is not spoken but only documented it never is like when it is spoken. You never can explain something like a certain words in another language. Or even better phrases. Because those evolved from culture where they are or were spoken.

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    139. Re:Good thing? by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      Relevant to the discussion: English has hundreds of thousands of words. Some dictionaries have 500,000 words. Some estimate there are nearly 1,000,000 words in the language.

      I'm reasonably sure that's a significantly higher word count than most, if not all, other languages. I know it's hard for some people to admit there are any advantages to being an english speaker (especially an anglo saxon one) but it just might be true on occasion.

      I'd search for more substantiation than this slate article, but it's late and I should go to bed.

      http://www.slate.com/id/2139611/

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    140. Re:Good thing? by number11 · · Score: 1

      Also, according to most people Chinese are hard to learn.

      According to most people English are hard to learn, too :)

    141. Re:Good thing? by number11 · · Score: 1

      it's hard for some people to admit there are any advantages to being an english speaker (especially an anglo saxon one) but it just might be true on occasion.

      Of course it's true, though it's not clear that word count, per se, should be the criterion... there are other ways to convey information besides having a dedicated symbol.

      My point is, the same can be said for many languages. Indeed, I suspect almost no one would say that their native language is a POS and should be abolished. Not that long ago, French was the lingua franca. For the last century, English. But the British Empire has withered, and quite possibly the US has peaked. A hundred years from now, who knows, maybe Chinese. I'm sure it is a beautiful and versatile language, once you get used to it. Or maybe Samoan, if all the continental land masses become uninhabitable.

      It would be quite convenient for me personally, if everyone learned English. But somehow I doubt they will find that to be an overwhelming reason.

    142. Re:Good thing? by bumby · · Score: 1

      You can still see basic word order, if they use pre- or post-preposition and a lots of other things. You don't need to be able to speak the language documented to have use for the documentation.

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    143. Re:Good thing? by Krupuk · · Score: 1

      You can't be sure of that. Perhaps my conviction changed the moment when I learned the real meaning of that word.

    144. Re:Good thing? by gullevek · · Score: 1

      No but thats just basics. Beyond that it becomes difficult. Take Latin, dead, but used in written, etc ways. But I doubt anyone will ever know how the Romans really spoke it. Slang words, phrases, etc.

      You can preserve a language only to a certain point in my opinion.

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    145. Re:Good thing? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      Try chatting with a Native North American one day, and ask how they feel about the extinction of indigenous languages.

      Every one of these indigenous languages is nothing more than the rubble and bones of the languages that came before it and were wiped out because some other group had a better way of farming, or were more ferocious warriors, or had traditions that made them better judges of the land.

      There is nothing magical or special about the languages that people of today happen to be nostalgic for. They're just like all the lost and unlamented languages that made room for the ones we're worrying about now.

      Cultural diversity alternatively stutters and flowers, the reflection of a thousand forces.

      The only big difference in this day and age is that we have the free time to sit around bellyaching about it, and the arrogance to think that we ought to try to micromanage the process that has done so well for us so far. Imagine how much worse off we'd be if a bunch of sentimental hand-wringers 5000 years ago had mandated that every little village must at all costs preserve the shallow pidgins spoken there, precluding the development of the intricate and remarkable languages in use today.

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    146. Re:Good thing? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      While I haven't done any Japanese (and not very much previously) in the last couple of years, doesn't the "tachi" suffix imply plurality, at least in some cases?

    147. Re:Good thing? by trmcdougle · · Score: 1

      One example, from Greek - most languages have support for being able to mix up the words in a sentence and come out with the exact same basic meaning whilst allowing the speaker to put more emphasis on certain items. From my Greek Book (Alpha to Omega by Anne Groton - I have an older edition than that one) is:

      The dog chased the cat

      Greek allows you to write it, keeping the same exact meaning, as "the dog the cat chased", "the cat the dog chased", "chased the cat the dog", "chased the dog the cat", "the cat chased the dog". Now looking at the English of that, most of it makes no sense, and one variation has a completely different meaning.

      I don't know how Greek emphasis works but in English you can also use a few extra linking words and occasional changes of word variant (Chased/Chasing) to do something similar:-

      "the dog the cat chased" becomes "The dog and the cat he chased" (Emphasis on the dog and cat in that order)

      "the cat the dog chased" still works or you have "The cat that the dog chased" or "The cat that was chased by the dog" (Emphasis on the cat)

      "chased the cat the dog" becomes "Chased the cat did the dog" or "Chasing the cat was the dog" (Emphasis on the chase of the cat)

      "chased the dog the cat" becomes "Chased by the dog was the cat" (Emphasis on the chase by the dog)

      "the cat chased the dog" becomes "The cat was chased by the dog" (Emphasis on the cat being chased)

      and "In the chase the dog was after the cat" (Emphasis on the chase)

      and "The dog who was chasing the cat" (Emphasis on the dog)

      and "The cat and the dog that chased it" (Emphasis on the cat and dog in that order)

      In other words it is simply a different technique, not a different capability.

      And for that matter there are also the typographical techniques of Bold/Italic/Underline/ALL CAPS or the verbal and/or body language equivalents for spoken speech.

      So allowing for all this methods why do you think the ability to add emphasis simply by mixing up words is an advantageous technique in a language?

    148. Re:Good thing? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      I studied Russian for awhile (I'm American) and found the methods that they used to construct sentences underlie a different thought process. For example the sentence structure in the US is subj, verb, predicate; in Russia (okay, I'm no expert) it is subj, predicate, verb. Now, when I was learning to speak the language (terribly) I found that I had to PLAN a little differently.

      Once you become fluent, that'll stop, and the sentences will just flow out without planning. Do you normally plan most of your sentences in English?

      Strict grammar and coordinating declensions, etc. are clues that a society THINKS differently or has different values than in English.

      That's quite a stretch. People speak English everywhere from Jamaica to Malaysia. You think they all have the same values because their grammar is roughly the same?

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    149. Re:Good thing? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      Have you heard Flemish? With the amount of expectoration that is inherent in speaking the language, volume for volume it's basically the same as pissing.

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    150. Re:Good thing? by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      I don't know how Greek emphasis works
      Merely by word ordering. The earlier it is in the sentence, the greater the emphasis is. Important details can be pointed out this way.

      in English you can also use a few extra linking words and occasional changes of word variant
      True. However, you have to add words to do that. In Old English and likely in Middle English you wouldn't have had to add any words, you could have simply rearranged the sentence, much like Greek. You can do that with most other languages as their articles (e.g. 'a', 'the', etc.) change based on the use of word they are describing (e.g. direct vs. indirect object, etc.). English now completely lacks that ability as those words have been worked out of the language.

      Further more, a lot of English teachers are not teaching how to do what you just said. They are not teaching proper uses of punctuation that can achieve it too. As a result, those methods are getting lost among the populace and dropping out from the language.

      In other words it is simply a different technique, not a different capability.
      Actually, those techniques were there before too. So we've lost some of the techniques available to us. Our tool belt is smaller. It would be like telling a carpenter that he has to craft a bed frame by and limiting him to a few small chisels, a hammer, and a screw driver - when before, he had chisels of all different sizes to chose from depending on what he wanted to do. The result - the bed frame will either take a lot longer or not look as fancy. The ability to make magnificent work is diminished.

      So allowing for all this methods why do you think the ability to add emphasis simply by mixing up words is an advantageous technique in a language?
      It is a great advantage for written works such as novels, poems, etc. Sure, ALL caps works great for subtly showing that someone is screaming. Typically, however, font styles cannot show what is important information or what is not - which punctuation via commas can - nor can it as easily emphasis when something is more important than otherwise. Sure, the use of bold and italics and help differentiate something, but then you're limited to only a few degrees of importance, whilst word or phrase ordering can give you unlimited degrees of importance.

      There are proper ways in English to write sentences that are pages long and perfectly grammatically correct. (Not saying that that is recommended - most English readers today would get lost after the first few clauses.) Most of that methodology is getting lost by in adequate teaching of the English language.

      Also - per some of your examples: you changed tenses and other aspects of the wordage. Whereas my point was that it use to be able to be done without doing so.

      Another important point, by using more advanced grammar one would likely be more inclined to think and reflect on it. Conversely, the grammar we use today is typically so straight forward with everything in order with respect to what its related to in the sentence that we don't have to think about it. Thus laziness in the language, and a loss of information in the written word as information becomes less clear than it was before.
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    151. Re:Good thing? by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, not all of the Native American languages have been forced to die completely. We should remember that members of the Navajo nation used a code based on their own language to help out during WWII; the Japanese, and possibly the Germans, too, I can't quite remember all of the details, couldn't make out anything that they were saying because they had no means of identifying the language. Of course, that's basically a form of security through obscurity, but that's not always a bad thing (not to say that I mean the principle is good more often than it is bad, as I would argue the opposite in most cases).

    152. Re:Good thing? by shummer_mc · · Score: 1

      I'll readily agree that I'm stretching here.

      However, I think that you've misconstrued my meaning of "values." I'll try an example: In Russian the verb contains quite a lot of the information that is contained within the sentence. In English... well, "to get" is a powerful verb for English. It doesn't contain nearly as much information that a normal Russian verb contains. This, to me, means that because the verb is generally at the end of the sentence (and is so meaningful) that the Russian culture will hold more information in memory until the verb brings the sentence together-- sort of delayed gratification. Something that, say, a chess player might enjoy. I certainly didn't mean to infer that they had the same MORAL values... that differs from family to family, in my experience.

      Regarding fluency: I think that much of foreign fluency is a process of learning to 'chunk' ideas. Native fluency is something different. Of course, I'll never know for sure, since I only learned English natively. I can only speak from my year or two of Russian study, which in a very few areas I consider(ed) myself fluent.

    153. Re:Good thing? by trmcdougle · · Score: 1

      It is a great advantage for written works such as novels, poems, etc.

      But in that domain (literature) both the authors and readers tend to know the extended rules (from exposure, especially for the readers). Also the normal rules tend to be ignored when required anyway (especially in poems/lyrics), even the rules you are lamenting the loss of!

      Thinking further on this I suppose there is the problem of the uneducated (in the dying rules) people seeing the literature as being, to them, confusing and thus them being less likely to be willing read it. This might be one of the reasons for the general reduction in the amount read these days (barring blips caused by things like Harry Potter).

      Sure, ALL caps works great for subtly showing that someone is screaming. Typically, however, font styles cannot show what is important information or what is not - which punctuation via commas can - nor can it as easily emphasis when something is more important than otherwise. Sure, the use of bold and italics and help differentiate something, but then you're limited to only a few degrees of importance, whilst word or phrase ordering can give you unlimited degrees of importance.

      I am not sure the you do actually get that many degrees of importance from order alone, for instance in the "the dog the cat chased" and "the cat the dog chased" versions are the dog and cat of equal importance, or are the dog or cat more important in the versions they lead?

      It would be like telling a carpenter that he has to craft a bed frame by and limiting him to a few small chisels, a hammer, and a screw driver - when before, he had chisels of all different sizes to chose from depending on what he wanted to do.

      However the carpenter (author) still has the tools, it is the occasional DIYer that does not have them (and to take the analogy further the normal DIY shops (English teachers) don't stock them anymore, although the trade outlets (writing classes?) probably still do).

      Basically you have sort of convinced me that losing tools can be a problem for certain domains, you just have not convinced me that those domains have lost the tools!

    154. Re:Good thing? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I didn't say stereotypes were bad. I just said yours was wrong.

      The love-the-land, teardropping chief was a product of the earthy hippies from the feel-good 70's. He never existed in my family or anyone we knew.

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      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
  3. Is that bad? by paul248 · · Score: 1, Informative

    So, in the future, it will be easier for people to communicate globally. Who cares about the old cruft?

    1. Re:Is that bad? by Psychor · · Score: 4, Funny

      No it won't, don't you see? If languages continue to disappear at this rate, we will soon have none left! And without words, how can we attain a first post? The horror... it's unthinkable.

    2. Re:Is that bad? by bocin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who cares? The ones who seek to gain political power by setting us against one another. These folks wish to accentuate the differences between different ethnic groups. when the majority is portrayed as evil and the minority as victims both guilt and false empathy become very strong political tools. These tools are used to control the actions of both majority and the minority. When all humans can speak the same language(s) it will be the beginning of the end of this artificial dividing line. Perhaps then all can celebrate our inherent sameness. Perhaps then mankind can learn compassion and come to understand one another on a deeper level than even word alone can allow.

    3. Re:Is that bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That "cruft" is data in the form of naturally evolved language. A process which is distinctly human and has important computer science implications among other things. Once the information is destroyed, it's all but impossible to get back, if not actually impossible. Given that people can easily learn many languages when they are growing up, it's comparitively cheap to maintain as oppose to recover once lost. Want smarter computers? You care about the cruft.

    4. Re:Is that bad? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Those who care not about the past are doomed to repeat it.

      As for communication globally, which is all well and fine, that doesn't remove the need to communicate locally, and a global language is particularly ill suited for that.
      There are concepts that don't have an English translation, and can't be expressed without writing whole volumes. That doesn't imply that the concepts are bad -- just as often, it's the English-speaking culture that is found wanting.

      Regards,
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    5. Re:Is that bad? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      bullshit.

      there are no concepts that cannot be expressed in english, just people inarticulate enough to be unable to express themselves.

      anything that takes an annoyingly large amount of verbiage (1 or 2 full sentences) will likely end up with english absorbing the word.

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    6. Re:Is that bad? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Even when English annexes a word, the meaning of it won't automatically be preserved, and tends to be adjusted to the closest meaning that can be easily understood from the perspective of English culture. Even when that's far from what the non-English word meant.

      Examples of words that have changed their meaning when entering the English language include "sauna", "weltschmerz" and "ombudsman". Since the concepts don't exist in English culture, the meaning has been altered.

      Examples of words that have no English concept at all include "sisu" (Finnish), "lagom" (Swedish), "tatemae" (Japanese), "guanxi" (Chinese), "duende" (Spanish), "esprit d'escalier" (French) and "doch" (German). None of these can be paraphrased unambiguously in English without using at least a full sentence, and even then they are likely not to be understood correctly, even though they make complete sense in a local non-English context. If they were amalgamated into English, they would lose their correct meaning, because a native English speaking culture would not grasp the correct meaning.

      Then there's foreign loan words where the English speaking world can't even agree on, like "billion", "biscuit", "muffin", "bureau" and "dresser".

    7. Re:Is that bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Futurewise ppl communicate global easier. Noone care less re: old crap.
      Fixed.
  4. Maybe... by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...we should look at is as the world population's inability to communicate is going extinct.

    Not everything that is old, traditional, or entrenched has the value nostalgia makes us want to apply to it.

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    1. Re:Maybe... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      ...we should look at is as the world population's inability to communicate is going extinct.

      That's not the root problem. People using the SAME language often have an inability to communicate to each other.

    2. Re:Maybe... by langelgjm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That is one way to look at it. However, I'd argue there's a lot more than nostalgia at stake here. I'm no linguist, but it seems fairly self-evident (and something that is backed up by linguistics) that different languages give rise to different ways of thinking about things. Certain concepts just don't exist in language X, but do in Y and Z. This can have a profound effect on higher level thinking in the language, as well as providing for curiosities, like that language that only has words for one, two and many.

      Also, there's a lot of linguistic and anthropological history at stake. When languages go extinct, you lose a great resource for understanding the evolution of that language, as well as all the others that are related to it.

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    3. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like that language that only has words for one, two and many.

      Languages like that will go extinct for a reason. When a language's limitations produce limits on a people, then they are better off if their children learn a different language.
    4. Re:Maybe... by identity0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ugh, it figures that a lot of people here seem to agree with you, Slashdot is basically a sewer when it comes to any of the social sciences.

      This can only really be a bad thing, because languages themselves are important data, especially in historical linguistics. Look up "Proto-Indo-European" on google. Basically people figured out based on the similarities of languages like Snaskirt, Latin and German, that most of the languages of Europe and west to central Asia were derived from an early (bronze age) language spoken by one people, which later branched out into the Indic, Germanic, Slavic and Romance language families. The study of languages thus has an impact outside of the lanuage itself, it can contribute greatly to the knowledge of the human race. This however is not possible if ou keep destroying the data, i.e. the languages in question.

      So unless you feel that history and archaeology are basically unimportant (probably not a uncommon opinion here), preservation of languages does have a rather important role in science.

      Also, studying what is possible in real-world language syntax and grammar can teach us about the language faculties of our brain, and what its limits are.

      I'm curious why you think that the destruction of language is a nessecary part of increasing communication, however. You seem to be assuming people can only speak one language? The greatest spread of English has been as a second or third language to various foreign groups, so it is clearly possible to have both lingustic diversity and a common communications medium.

    5. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "different languages give rise to different ways of thinking about things."

      What you're thinking of is the sapir-worf hypothesis. It was proven false; children raised speaking Loglan, for instance, are still capable of making first order logic mistakes. They just can't express them in words.

      Similarly, there is an Indonesian language where there are only 2 words for colors: dark ones and light ones. But they don't see the world in black and white; they know that yellow and white are different, even though they have only one word for both.

    6. Re:Maybe... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      I agree. A lot of the comments for this article are very disappointing.

      One of the most interesting things I've read about Latin is regarding the future perfect tense. While it exists in English, the explanation I read of its use in Latin was that a native speaker would use it much more frequently, leading to a mentality more along the lines of future events being immutable. Even using the future perfect tense in English doesn't really have that effect.

      Aside from the loss of concepts, there is of course the loss of art. Poetry, for example, tends to be mauled when it is translated - the most common way being that either the meter/rhyme is screwed up because the words are so different, or the words are changed drastically to make them fit the meter or rhyme of the new language.

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      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    7. Re:Maybe... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      I'm curious why you think that the destruction of language is a nessecary part of increasing communication, however.

      I don't think that at all. I think that languages that are rarely used, either by a very small number of people or a very tight cluster of people are more of a problem than they are a solution. I have no objection whatsoever to linguists poring over them, and in fact I think recording them is prudent. Speaking them to "save" them, however, seems to primarily encourage social isolation and consequent dysfunction (see American Indian reservations (I live right next to one), or areas of US cities steeped in deep ghetto patois) and that - IMHO - is almost always a very bad thing.

      You seem to be assuming people can only speak one language?

      No. I speak several languages. But I do assume that one or two languages is the norm, and making one of them Linear B or Polynesian isn't a great choice unless you need to utilize it to survive or make a living.

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    8. Re:Maybe... by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      ...we should look at is as the world population's inability to communicate is going extinct.
      Not everything that is old, traditional, or entrenched has the value nostalgia makes us want to apply to it.


      I'd argue the same applies to species, some of which just naturally go extinct. Well, I think there should be a group of scientists heavily involved in preserving those species, languages, cultures, even in artificial environment.

      There's lots to be learned from what's out there and it'll be bad if we lose it (not apocalyptically bad, but still very bad).

      Some people, however keep mixing the need to preserve this in a data store or isolated environment, with the need to artificially reintroduce it in the open wild and force it upon people/nature.

    9. Re:Maybe... by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      What you're thinking of is the sapir-worf hypothesis. It was proven false; children raised speaking Loglan, for instance, are still capable of making first order logic mistakes. They just can't express them in words.

      Like I said, I'm not a linguist. So, I'll cite Wikipedia, the duck and run:

      The opposing idea -- that language has absolutely no influence on thought at all -- is widely considered to be false (Gumperz: introduction to Gumperz 1996). But the strong version of the Sapir/Whorf hypothesis, that language determines thought, is also thought to be incorrect. The most common view is that the truth lies somewhere in between the two and current linguists, rather than studying whether language affects thought, are studying how it affects thought.
      Also, if you read the article I linked to, you'll see that that tribe has difficulty doing tasks that involve more than three objects. There are of course multiple explanations for this, but the issue doesn't seem to be as clear cut as you're making it sound.
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    10. Re:Maybe... by SIIHP · · Score: 1

      To be fair, it doesn't sound as culturally important as you're making it sound either.

      I have yet to hear a single argument that isn't based on some vague "losing diversity" idea, with people assuming that diversity is definitely good in regards to language.

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    11. Re:Maybe... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      But don't languages use to evolve to incorporate words from various cultures?

      I know at least mine (Swedish) has, with slang from subcultures sometimes entering Swedish dictionaries if the words become useful enough.

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    12. Re:Maybe... by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      I have yet to hear a single argument that isn't based on some vague "losing diversity" idea, with people assuming that diversity is definitely good in regards to language.

      Well, there's the second paragraph of my original post, and the numerous other posts that have pointed out the value of language to history, anthropology, and understandings of cognition in general.

      I'm really surprised at the general attitude in this discussion. I wonder how many people would say the same negative things if they actually knew multiple languages.

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    13. Re:Maybe... by SIIHP · · Score: 1

      "Well, there's the second paragraph of my original post, and the numerous other posts that have pointed out the value of language to history, anthropology, and understandings of cognition in general."

      Except they didn't, you just think they did.

      The information is independent of the descriptor, so the "value" of language to objective fact certainly hasn't been established at all.

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    14. Re:Maybe... by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      The information is independent of the descriptor, so the "value" of language to objective fact certainly hasn't been established at all.

      That may be your belief, but it's certainly not an established fact. It's a metaphysical assumption, and a controversial one at that. Also, good luck trying to communicate that independent information without descriptors. Or should we also question the value of communicating information?

      Whether you want to admit it or not, certain disciplines do have a lot to gain not just from the knowledge of, but also the living existence of, multiple languages.

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    15. Re:Maybe... by SIIHP · · Score: 1

      "That may be your belief, but it's certainly not an established fact."

      Um, thanks, I know, I just wrote that.

      So, yeah, I know I'm right.

      "Whether you want to admit it or not, certain disciplines do have a lot to gain not just from the knowledge of, but also the living existence of, multiple languages."

      It has NOTHING to do with what I admit, and everything to do with YOU supporting your argument with SOME kind of fact or study, which you have not done.

      You and the others just say "it's better with more diversity, trust me" and move on as though you've made your case.

      See, that's the problem, I like facts and reason and you like saying "yes huh, I know so". Sadly for you, that's not going to cut it.

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    16. Re:Maybe... by maxume · · Score: 1

      If Slashdot is a sewer when it comes to the social sciences, and the social sciences are pretty much a sewer to begin with, what does that make Slashdot?

      (and I have plenty of respect for the good social science out there, I just have some opinions about how much of it is good)

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    17. Re:Maybe... by babyrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So unless you feel that history and archaeology are basically unimportant (probably not a uncommon opinion here), preservation of languages does have a rather important role in science.

      Also, studying what is possible in real-world language syntax and grammar can teach us about the language faculties of our brain, and what its limits are.


      So you are saying we should force people to learn these languages that are naturally dying out? How about we forbid the people speaking them to learn any other language and thus force them to live an isolated life that is unable to communicate with anyone else in the world? They are dying out because with new technology they can communicate with others, and choose to do so. They could have chosen differently but they didn't.

      I think it's great that people are trying to record what they can of languages for academic reasons but the 'destruction' of a language is natural. Nature is cruel. Ask the salmon in the claws of the bear if you don't believe me. Wait - you probably don't speak salmon.

    18. Re:Maybe... by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      Wow. Had you actually read and understood my post, you would have seen that I was referring to your belief that "information is independent of the descriptor."

      Secondly, unless you think linguistics is completely devoid of value, or that all languages are identical and have no relation to their culture and society, then yes, the existence of multiple languages does have value, particularly in social sciences. There is no "study" to prove this, because it is a normative claim. Additionally, this isn't about some kind of touchy-feely "diversity" - more languages means more data to work with, which presumably, is "good".

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    19. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A mere curiosity, you say? From the looks of that article it strongly implies that what Orwell hypothesised was right: that we almost cannot comprehend what there is no linguistic construct in our language for. Kinda scary to realise that his already plausible future dystopia is even more plausible than previously thought.

    20. Re:Maybe... by zombie_monkey · · Score: 1
      I would like to quote Mike Liberman, I think it is somewhat relevant what he said in this Language Log post:
      http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000709.html

      Also, I have to say that I hate this role of correcting elementary errors of linguistic analysis, or questioning unthinking prescriptions that are logically incoherent, factually wrong and promptly disobeyed by the prescriber. Historians aren't constantly confronted with people who carry on self-confidently about the rule against adultery in the sixth amendment to the Declamation of Independence, as written by Benjamin Hamilton. Computer scientists aren't always having to correct people who make bold assertions about the value of Objectivist Programming, as examplified in the HCNL entities stored in Relaxational Databases. The trouble is, most people are much more ignorant about language than they are about history or computer science, but they reckon that because they can talk and read and write, their opinions about talking and reading and writing are as well informed as anybody's. And since I have DNA, I'm entitled to carry on at length about genetics without bothering to learn anything about it. Not.

    21. Re:Maybe... by SEE · · Score: 1

      If the problem were that we were going to be left with, say, three languages tomorrow, there would be cause for concern about the loss of different ways of thinking. With over 250 languages having over 1 million speakers apiece, though, there will be lots of diversity in thought patterns for a long time to come. There is a limit to how many languages can effectively contribute to the overall community of ideas, and with over 3,000 languages assured to survive the next hundred years, we're probably well above that number.

    22. Re:Maybe... by identity0 · · Score: 1

      I'm still mystified by the apparent belief that people can only know and use one language at a time. Diglossic situations are pretty common, what typically happens is that one language gets used in certain contexts and another in others. Do you think that Linus Torvalds doesn't speak Finnish at home with his wife and kids, just because all his work is in English?

      And I LOL at your belief that preserving languages means forbidding or banning other languages - that has been the tactic of dominant-language monolingualists, not language preservationists. English, French, Arabic, and other dominant languages have been spread by hindering the teaching of or outright banning other languages. Typically minority language advocates want to have their own language preserved but do not wish to ban the dominant language, because it is more useful to have a bilingual population.

    23. Re:Maybe... by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      One of the most interesting things I've read about Latin is regarding the future perfect tense. While it exists in English, the explanation I read of its use in Latin was that a native speaker would use it much more frequently, leading to a mentality more along the lines of future events being immutable.

      People write a lot of stuff like that, just because they like the way it sounds. Doesn't make it true.

      So how exactly did your author support his claimed direction of causality? Doesn't Occam's Razor suggest that native Latin speakers used the future perfect more frequently because that's how they tended to think, rather than the other way around?

      I mean, English speakers talk about athiesm a lot more than the ancient Greeks did, even though it's their word. You really it's the English language's fondness for the word that has eroded faith in the powers of heaven?

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  5. Well then, good riddance!! by Mad+Quacker · · Score: 1

    The less barriers for global human communication, the better. No, we haven't lost anything important. Human language always has the same features, just different sounds and grammar.

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    1. Re:Well then, good riddance!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you have lost direct access to a lot of the cultural heritage of the people in question, not just the sounds and grammar of daily communication.

    2. Re:Well then, good riddance!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. culture and language are inseparable.
      2. human languages do not all have the same features.
      3. there is no way to "save" a language

    3. Re:Well then, good riddance!! by aero2600-5 · · Score: 1

      Culture is in a constant state of evolution. New traditions begun, old traditions forgotten. The language of a culture is not 'inseparable'. The language a culture uses changes. It's evolution of that culture. Even if they don't use a different language, that particular language changes as well, or are you still calling things 'rad'? Maintaining any culture in some sort of static dimension isn't possible.

      Also, here's a 'me too' comment for some other posts. Less languages is a good thing. I firmly believe that miscommunication is a major part of the problems of the human condition. Anything that helps to reduce those miscommunications is a good thing.

      Aero

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    4. Re:Well then, good riddance!! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Maintaining any culture in some sort of static dimension isn't possible.

      Nowhere does the GP say that it is, (s)he simply states that they are inseprable (ie: they "evolve" in tandem).

      I am also assuming those willing to settle on a single universal language will be unwilling to give up English. Maybe in a couple of centuries we will evolve a global culture that speaks a single language that is a mix of several of the main languages in use today.

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    5. Re:Well then, good riddance!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I suspect you are trolling, but just in case you're just a genuine American: No, human languages do not always have the same features.

      English does not distinguish between a "familiar" and a "polite" form of addressing others (like "tu/vous" in French, "du/sie" in German, or "jij/u" in Dutch). That is just an obvious example. Many languages use the same word for "blue" and "black", yet (for example) different words for shades of green. We would be baffled to hear that someone calls a blue object "black" and when we point to something which is really black would shrugh "It's all the same to me". Similarly, to a native speaker of that language it would sound incredible if we'd say "Sure, that's slightly lighter green, but it's all just green". Fascinating, no?

      There are languages with even more "exotic" features, such as a different word for "I" depending on whether it is used in a statement ("I am sitting here") or in a question ("Am I sitting here?"). That means that in this language, the philosophical issue of whether the subject of a question really is that subject is obvious, whereas we usually shrug it away.

      Linguists are usually more interested in quickly documenting a language before it goes extinct rather than preserving it. Different languages can give new insights in how languages evolve and even in (pre)historic migration patterns.

  6. Why is this a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Improving the ability for people to communicate is a postive thing, not a negative.

  7. What is the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just curious why this is a big deal. It would be nice if we all spoke some common language, like Minnesotan.

    1. Re:What is the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is the language considered ideal for bridge building, right?

  8. mo vi do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lojban will consume all.

  9. This is a bad thing? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To me, extinction of lots of languages is a good thing ( especially if it includes COBOL :). With one common language, we may have a better chance of understanding each other. Remember the biblical tale of Babel, in which the profusion of languages was supposedly a punishment? How did we acquire the idea that languages have some values of their own? A language is a tool, to be replaced with a better one when it comes along.

    1. Re:This is a bad thing? by Belacgod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lots of information is recorded in the dying ones, much of which doesn't precisely translate to anything else. It's as if the world had upgraded to a new file system, leaving it unable to access a large chunk of its backups except through a few old computers, whose hardware was failing.

    2. Re:This is a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. We should all consolidate programming to C, so as to facilitate the interchange of ideas. It's basically the same as any other programming language, just a slightly different grammar etc. I mean, they're all Turing complete. I for one would like to see Python gone once and for all.

    3. Re:This is a bad thing? by tsa · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yes but is that information still valuable to us? If it is, it will be preserved because people want to continue to use it. If not, no harm done if it dies with the language. People shouldn't try to conservate everything, but look to the future instead. You can't change the past, but you can try to make the future better for all of us.

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    4. Re:This is a bad thing? by Gonarat · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Not only do some of the languages contain information we would lose if the language is lost (i.e. the knowledge of the medicinal use of rain forest plants), but many of these languages are not written, so once all of the speakers disappear, so does the knowledge.

      Ancient Egyptian was a lost language, but because it was written (and thanks to the Rosetta stone), we can still understand it, and the Egyptian people. Many Native American languages had no written version, but now have a written form. Cherokee is an example -- thanks to Sequoyah aka George Guess (thanks Wikipedia), it has a written form, and stories and knowledge can be saved.

      All of these old languages tell a story about where the Human Race has come from, and serves as a store of knowledge gained through experience. It would be a shame to completely lose these languages, even if they are no longer spoken in daily life.

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    5. Re:This is a bad thing? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Using a ludicrous Biblical analogy like the Babel story doesn't really help your story.

      Language and culture are closely linked, and the loss of languages means the loss of cultures, as they get swallowed up in the behemoth of global "culture", which is frequently neither all that global nor all that cultured.

      Languages aren't just about the present or the future, they are about the past. They are the cultural DNA which can teach a great deal about the kinds of people are ancestors were, about the kinds of associations they may have had with other peoples and in many ways about the underlying nature of the society in which they evolve.

      It's easy for a pack of computer geeks who largely speak English as a first language to sit here and talk about the extinction of some language you may or may not have even heard, but oddly enough a lot of people do care. In the Americas, a great deal of effort is being put into restoring dead or nearly dead American Indian languages in the hopes of rescuing dying civilizations. No one is under the illusion about the Haida, the Welsh or the Frisians that their languages are going to be dominant, or that they are going to be able to get away without being able to speak the major languages in their part of the world, but it is about preserving something of the past so that their descendants have some sort of ability to put themselves in a historical continuity.

      Just as important, in my humble opinion, is preserving languages, because they have become the invaluable tools for tracing human movements and bring back the past. Imagine trying to decipher ancient Egyptian without the Coptic language. Imagine trying to investigate the origins of the Indo-Europeans or the Sino-Tibetans without a plethora of related languages, even with a relatively small number of speakers, to be able to formulate rules of sound change.

      The really sad part is that it is, by and large, English speakers who have this ridiculous, insular and arrogant attitude. In Africa, for instance, it's not uncommon to see people who know three or four languages; usually their own tongue, plus some neighboring ones and French or English. In fact, I'd say that in North America, very little effort is put into teaching second and third languages, all because of the arrogance of "English is the only languages that matters a damn".

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    6. Re:This is a bad thing? by shanen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let me guess. You're an American, right? You think the only language that needs to survive is American English, right? Why should you have to deal with any of those ugly alien thoughts, especially the new and different ones.

      Me, I don't think any of us have a perfect understanding of anything. Actually, one way to interpret Godel's theorem is to say that no language can do that. The various perspectives and representations all have some degree of validity and invalidity--but comparing them and thinking about the differences is especially interesting and sometimes even useful. As Dijkstra said (at least once), he found it very useful to try to translate any new idea into his other language. If he discovered that there were problems in the translation, it often signified that there was something wrong with his conception.

      Perhaps a simple example will help clarify the point of how the data compression works for communication by language. If I say "cow" to you, I activate an entire group of mental models in your mind. They might include hamburgers or milkshakes or your childhood days on a farm. However, the main model should be a particular kind of largish animal. What happens if you say the word "cow" to someone from India? Well, even if he's fluent in English, he's likely to trigger quite a different set of mental models. Where you thought of "hamburgers" he may link to "sacred". If he isn't so fluent in English, the first step is likely to be a translation to some other language and the linked mental models are likely to be quite different from anything you were expecting.

      Those other mental models are not wrong, but they are different. Some of them may work better for certain purposes than others, but that's the way of all problem solving. My theory is that asking the right question is about 90% of the work needed for finding the correct answer.

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    7. Re:This is a bad thing? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Is it useful information, though? Do we need to know the Gaelic word for the brownie that takes the milk at the kitchen door? Do we need to know why some remote tribe hollowed out the heads of virgins and ate their brains? Do we need to know Linear A for that matter?

      It's dead, Jim.

      Seriously, information is lost all the time. Did you write down everything you did yesterday? Are you going to? Even if you did, how many other people did? Information loss isn't always a bad thing. That old file format... those files probably contained batch scripts for DOS, primarily. As it happens, I'm the author of a 6809 / Flex emulator that allowed me to recover all my files from the early 1970's. You know what? Aside from nostalgia, of which there was plenty, there was very little of relevance in all that data. Even in my Stylus text editor / word processor's files. Looking at my daily-driver PC today, the machine has more that is relevant, but man, does it ever have a lot of things that I could lose and not give a flying fig about.

      The languages being lost here aren't even mainstream languages. Let them go, I say. The harm done by not being able to join your (relatively) local mainstream society seems to me to far outweigh the harm of losing Great-Great Auntie Matilda's recollection of the boat trip off the island.

      While we're at it, let's try and lose pathological dialects like deep mumbly southern drawls and ebonics. They aren't doing anyone any good either.

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    8. Re:This is a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but is that information still valuable to us?
      If I'm cursing you in my native tongue, I'm sure you would find it valuable.
    9. Re:This is a bad thing? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Translation: I'm a lazy cultural bigot, so everyone think and talk like me so I don't have any problems. If I'm not interested, it's not worth preserving.

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    10. Re:This is a bad thing? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      This was modded Troll? Will somebody starting beating the shit out of those giving these fucking retards moderator points. I mean these guys are so fucking dumb they're mothers laugh at them.

      Fuck you, you stupid piece of goat garbage, you small-minded worthless pile of rotting foetid cat feces. You wouldn't be worth the carbohydrates it would take to kick you in the balls and throw you off a bridge.

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    11. Re:This is a bad thing? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Just so long as we don't have to pronounce 'solder' so that it rhymes with 'fodder'.

      (Hint: it's supposed to rhyme with 'older')

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    12. Re:This is a bad thing? by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      You seem to confuse language and culture, they are related but not the same. An Indian person would associate something with cow not because he speaks Indian (natively) but because he grew up in a culture which associates those two ideas.

    13. Re:This is a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's precisely the problem. If this keeps up, it won't be too long before god punishes us again!

      More seriously though, using your tool analogy, you wouldn't use the same tool for every job. So although English/French/Spanish/Chinese may work well enough for the things people talk about in those languages, maybe the less popular languages are better suited for the people who speak them. Small Amazon indian tribes probably have a vastly different need than people in downtown Manhatten.

    14. Re:This is a bad thing? by demonlapin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, the reasons that Americans speak one, possibly two, languages are that:

      1) Speaking four languages will get you understood virtually everywhere in the hemisphere.

      2) The vast majority of people will have to travel an extraordinary distance to find someone who speaks another language on a regular basis.

      3) Because of 2), it's almost impossible to gain or maintain fluency in more than two languages.

      The African languages are often fairly closely related to one another within a confined geographic area, making it relatively easy to gain proficiency in another. English and French serve as linguae francae to Africa, allowing more long-distance communication, so people have a strong incentive to learn them. I'm picking up Spanish because my area now has a large enough Hispanic population that it's worth my while to know it. Before, it wasn't. As for cultural continuity, who the hell cares? I don't think my life in 2007 USA is likely to be greatly improved if I learn to speak Gaelic, which my dirt-poor Irish great-great-ancestors did.

    15. Re:This is a bad thing? by teh+moges · · Score: 1

      Quoted from above:
      Translation: I'm a lazy cultural bigot, so everyone think and talk like me so I don't have any problems. If I'm not interested, it's not worth preserving. That's what you said. Keep that in mind next time you attack someone else for expressing their opinion.

      Anyway, I do believe that there is something to be found culturally in different languages. However I only speak English and have no intention in the short term to learn anything else. The main reason for this is that I have no need for it. My culture is in English. This is because I am Australian and the majority of my ancestors are English.
      I don't feel saddened by the loss of languages. They had something, it worked for a little while, but then something better comes along. Make a note of it and move on. To carry on the equivilent of the computer-analogy of before, write a convertor from the old format to the new format, in case we find anything on backup that we might need later. That doesn't mean we need to keep using the old format.
      If there seriously are a lack of linguists to note these languages, then let them prove to us why we should spend money to make a note of all these languages. While it can be important, there are much more critical things that we as a world wide society need to do.

    16. Re:This is a bad thing? by Bob+MacSlack · · Score: 1

      You're assuming he thinks everyone should speak English. I think he has a good point, most of what will be lost probably isn't worth saving. Most of it is probably only interesting to linguists and anthropologists, which probably means the world at large won't even notice.

      I read something a while back (probably posted on Slashdot) that talked about why computers should forget information by default. If it isn't important enough to mark it as a long-term saved file, it probably isn't important enough to be cluttering up your system in 6 months.

    17. Re:This is a bad thing? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      If there seriously are a lack of linguists to note these languages, then let them prove to us why we should spend money to make a note of all these languages. While it can be important, there are much more critical things that we as a world wide society need to do.


      What, you mean the idea of knowledge for knowledge's sake isn't enough?

      We don't know a good deal about many languages, but as an example, let's consider Lithuanian. A small language, in the context of Europe, it is an incredibly fascinating one, retaining some unusual traits that are only found in the proto-Indo-European language (itself a reconstruct using as much data as we can gather from extinct and extant Indo-European languages). So, on the face of it, this minor Baltic language, which the Soviets attempted to wipe out and replace with Russian, has proven quite a boon for linguists tracing not just the linguistic history of the Indo-European languages, but in giving us a unique window into the ancestral mother language of a group of people who stretch from the Pacific Ocean to the Indian Ocean.

      Surely something doesn't have to be "useful" in the purely technological or utilitarian sense to be beneficial or worth preservation.
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    18. Re:This is a bad thing? by Pastis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How many languages do you speak ? Let me guess. One ?

      As one post replying to yours said a language is linked to a culture. The language and the culture disappear together.

      I will add the following: a language is an imperfect way to express our ideas. There is not necessarily a one to one mapping between a concept in your head and a word. The word comes with its bit of culture, of use in different contexts, that allow other people to understand what you mean or sometimes go in the way if they don't have that bit of culture. When you know several languages, you start identifying this imperfect mapping. Because words in other languages that have the same meaning don't necessarily have the same culture attached.

      Finally, the more developed your grasping of a language, the easier it is for you to communicate a concept to someone else. But that also depend on your language having the concepts inbuilt in it. I am sure inuits have lots of words for things we don't have in our languages, because their experience of life is vastly different from ours. You will probably tell me that most of these concepts may have a translation in lets say English, but I guess that for some, 99% of the people speaking English won't know them, thus cannot use them.

      In France it is not uncommon for people coming from the field to not understand the young people coming from the suburbs, because internally the set of words used is different and (especially in the suburbs) the languages are evolving rapidly. That's the way I think we are leaning to: less languages, but more and more sub-languages part of the main ones. Languages are still going to be attached to a culture, but instead of being geographically located, they are going to be spread over the world thanks to global communications.

      (I am not an expert in that field so take this with a grain of salt)

    19. Re:This is a bad thing? by shanen · · Score: 1

      No, but apparently you link your mental models of "culture" and "language" in what I regard as an odd way.

      A human language is a complete and self-contained system consisting of very large numbers of models of various concepts. Part of what "cow" means to me *IS* the other mental models that it links to, and if forms a completely unique network, not just within a culture, but within each individual.

      The part that I'm most interested in these days is the lines between hardware and software in our mental modeling. For example "purple" is to a great degree some kind of hardware-linked model that activates when certain wavelengths of light strike our eyes, but "purple cow" is a software construct of a completely different sort.

      Whatever you do, don't think about the purple cow, unless you are one.

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    20. Re:This is a bad thing? by Belacgod · · Score: 1
      Ahh, how to place a value on culture? That's what's always so tricky--having read poetry and prose in several languages, I place a high value on being able to read in the original, but that's not going to feed anyone. Having studied records and documents in several languages, I found that invaluable in writing papers--making a big push to translate everything recorded in a language would be very costly, however.

      Most of the dying languages are primarily oral. But the study of history is full of questions of the form "How did the people who lived here at time X live?" which are unanswerable because that culture is extinct along with its language. The specter of that problem being writ at a scale magnitudes larger than it has been in the past is indeed troubling.

      Your mileage may vary. Nevertheless, when confronted with irreversible changes, it's well to pause and ask the very question you asked.

    21. Re:This is a bad thing? by Belacgod · · Score: 1

      That is to say, "Is that information still valuable to us?" We don't know, and it'd suck to find out in 100 years that it did, if we let it die. (Also, if we let it die we may never know the answer, that being usually the case with opportunity cost)

    22. Re:This is a bad thing? by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      Yay! Hysterical Raisins!

      Not too worry. There's more of us than ever before making plenty of new culture and information. We can get by without anyone comprehending every little innuendo in every dead language.

      It really, genuinely is not that crucial to grasp the culturally embedded wordplay in a story written in an amazonian tribe of 20 people 300 years ago.

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    23. Re:This is a bad thing? by redhog · · Score: 1

      And only an American would think that the language spoken in India is Indian (There are at least 20 different ones, and a veritable shit load of dialects).

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    24. Re:This is a bad thing? by Belacgod · · Score: 1
      It really, genuinely is not that crucial to grasp the culturally embedded wordplay in a story written in an amazonian tribe of 20 people 300 years ago.

      How do you know? That is to say, since we're not all farmers, and have some surplus to spend on things like anthropologists, why not grasp the stories of obscure cultures? Is that really any less worthwhile than finding good but obscure bands in your native language, becoming proficient at particular video games, or other cultural pursuits that don't put food on the table?

    25. Re:This is a bad thing? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      I'm very intrigued reading everyone's views on this. My question is, if we are to produce some sort of universal translator, how will it change the multilingual situation?

      I agree that certain phrases are hard to express in other languages, and I highly suspect that we're not about to head into an "everyone speaks english" situation. In fact, some RPG's have gotten it right: there are a few "common" languages, and then there are specialized/unique. This applies to all languages in one form or another anyway. Clearly the world is heading towards that fashion. Speak russian/french/etc, but have english for basic communication between individuals. In reality, all people know more than just english. They just forget about certain other forms of communication (body language/slang for unfortunate examples). Not that I advocate learning only english but I agree that in america where we are so spread out geographically (as far as languages) there isn't much reason to learn other languages out here (not to mention poor scholastic support of a second language). Meanwhile, I am an american, and I value other languages. However, with insufficient amount of populate around to learn the language off, its hard to get it correct. If I know no polish individuals nearby how am I to ensure I am speaking it properly? etc. (which is actually my current situation/problem)

      So lets play Devil's advocate for a minute, other than things continuing down the same trend (unused/not maintained languages get abandoned, commonly used ones stay alive)....will a translator even affect things any more than it does currently? Also if you don't speak another language (in reference to your last phrase), where are you supposed to formulate the appropriate question? I think you basically brought out the rationalist vs empiricist debate with that one. There's no fair unbiased answer to that one, really.

    26. Re:This is a bad thing? by theurge14 · · Score: 1

      How did we acquire the idea that languages have some values of their own? A language is a tool, to be replaced with a better one when it comes along.

      Just as in computer languages, spoken languages each have their own value. Who knows, we may all end up speaking the equivalent of GW-BASIC to each other in a few hundred years.

    27. Re:This is a bad thing? by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      "finding good but obscure bands in your native language, becoming proficient at particular video games, or other cultural pursuits that don't put food on the table"

      "not that crucial"

      See the connection?
      I do not propose or support the deliberate extinguishing of languages, no more than I want everyone to acknowledge that musical perfection was reached 22 years ago and been in decline ever since.

      However, to wail and moan about extinction and pretend it's a massive tragedy that will stunt us all is equally ridiculous.

      If you want to spend your time learning near dead languages, more power to you, but don't take my money (tax or personal) or time to do it in.

      I am Irish. I was forced by law to spend 12.5% or so of my education studying a dead language that has no bearing whatsoever on modern Ireland or modern Irish culture. I resent that. A lot.
      When something is dead, let it lie. Study it if you're interested. When a language is dying do not waste peoples time, funds and effort trying to force resuscitation at the cost of personal freedom, better education and cultural progress.

      Irish was irreparably injured by the English occupation but died because the government tried to force it on schoolchildren in a badly designed syllabus thereby ensuring that the current generation of Irish adults (in the 20 to 40 range) know it only as something they loathe that took the place of science/a useful second language in their schools.

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    28. Re:This is a bad thing? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Translation: I'm a lazy cultural bigot, so everyone think and talk like me so I don't have any problems.

      Perhaps your translating skills need a little polishing.

      I speak Korean, Chinese(mand.), Spanish(cast.), French, English and not very good (yet) Arabic. I speak pitiful Italian. I've written a text on how to read and write Korean. I'm up to about 8,000 wu — Chinese characters, an entirely different proposition than learning to speak — and I can read Chinese about as well as your average Chinese high schooler or early college student. I've done translation work into Korean (Han Gul and Hanja) for Korean websites, and translation into English for Korean software that needed English docs. I teach Chinese, Korean and Okinawan marital arts skills to Americans three nights a week, including language skills. You can begin your Korean with my help by learning how to read Han Gul, as I've put a quick start guide on the net, here (a little ways down the page.) My literary agency translates English works, or has them translated, into (almost) fifty different languages. My ethnic background is Italian and English. Oh, and I've managed to absorb a little Latin. Quantum valeat.

      I do confess to a strong bias that favors the literate, eloquently spoken, thoughtful person.

      And you, MightyMartian? Can you help me divest myself of the horror of cultural bigotry?

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    29. Re:This is a bad thing? by aiosx · · Score: 1

      How did we acquire the idea that languages have some values of their own? Just as we don't like species going extinct because of the potential medical and scientific discoveries they might have helped attain, languages are useful in that analysing them help us understand the human language faculty and by extension the human mind. So a diverse language ecosystem is very important in that regard. OTOH, it's hard to justify preventing/discouraging a population from adopting a more dominant language, since it might well be that doing so will give its members better work opportunities for example, or otherwise allow them to attain a better quality of life. Linguists mostly agree that the fairest solution to this problem is to record as much as possible about the language before it's gone foreever, while otherwise letting nature take its course.
    30. Re:This is a bad thing? by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      With one common language, we may have a better chance of understanding each other.

      We might, but then again, we might not. Put a native Texan in a room with a native Mumbaikar (individual from Bombay/Mumbai, India) and see what happens. Both are native English speakers.

      Sometimes what's worse is the expectation that they should understand each other because they speak the same language, but they might not at all.

    31. Re:This is a bad thing? by rumith · · Score: 1
      Take into the account that the reverse process is going on, too, and new dialects are emerging. Besides, personally I hold little value of languages whose mental models [as you call them] aren't good enough to help their nation function efficiently, for trade and for war. There is a reason they are going extinct, after all.

      Disclaimer: I am a native speaker of a pretty ancient language with the current user base of about 10 million.

    32. Re:This is a bad thing? by Icarium · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with COBOL? It pays my bills...

      Agreed on the other points.

    33. Re:This is a bad thing? by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      A little step OT, but: how do you approach learning these languages? Could you give me a few short points on material used (e.g. books, internet, audio material) and when/where you learn? (e.g. living in the country where the language is spoken, listening to the material while driving to work, etc.)

      I've got quite a few languages on my 'to learn' list and I'm always interested to know how other people tackle the problem of learning many languages while daily live goes on so to speak. :)

      So I'd most certainly appreciate a little insight in your approach(es). :)

    34. Re:This is a bad thing? by SQL+Error · · Score: 1

      A human language is a complete and self-contained system consisting of very large numbers of models of various concepts.
      Not even remotely true.

      Living languages are not complete, self-contained, or even strictly defined. Not only do no two people speak the exact same language, but languages are changing all he time.
    35. Re:This is a bad thing? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      How did we acquire the idea that languages have some values of their own?

      Simple: linquistically oriented people are betterr able to argue the importance of their interests than the mathemathically inclined, despite the latter having a far better case (as evidenced by the effects of the industrial revolution and continuing impact of natural sciences to everyone's everyday lives).

      It's all in the marketing, and so we have to keep suffering the attempts to force us to waste our time in linquistic pursuits; for example, here in Finland, everyone has to learn swedish in elementary school, despite the native swedish-speaking population being a whopping 5%. Then again, Finland is a former colony of Sweden, so I guess it's understandable that we still haven't quite shaken off all the chains of our old slave-masters; I have hopes that the situation will change and future generations be freed from this unneccessary and unreasonable burden.

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    36. Re:This is a bad thing? by shanen · · Score: 1

      I meant complete and self-contained in the sense that it is encapsulated within a single person, and that should of been obvious from the context. In addition, the rules for language expansion are basically well defined, though that's much closer into the area of art. Shakespeare was an example of someone who was extremely good at coining expressions that caught on quite well. In recent years I think I've seen a number of good ideas crash and burn partly because they were named badly (though in those cases the idea is very often quickly revived with a better label).

      You write so poorly that it's really hard to guess if you have an actual point or if you're just trolling. Let me reiterate that my point is that most communication is crucially dependent upon large numbers of shared mental models. We do not have any direct access to what is going on inside other people's heads. We basically guess what kind of mental models they have, and we link to them using various words and sentences. We can't transmit any of our mental models directly into another person's head. When we want to give someone one of our mental models, we can only try to coax them into building a similar mental model on their own inside their own head, and we have to do that by using the existing mental models 'over there'.

      Another interesting aspect is to consider how authors create their stories. In many cases they have a complete mental model of an alternative universe right there in their head, and they take slices from it to produce many stories from the same alternative reality... From the perspective of the original topic, when you try to translate those stories into some other language, you need to reconstruct that alternative universe from completely different components. I'm kind of amazed that anything can be translated... I think it would be impossible except that we are over-engineered to be able to create language, too.

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    37. Re:This is a bad thing? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Fuck you, you stupid piece of goat garbage, you small-minded worthless pile of rotting foetid cat feces.

      The scary thing is that, as an extension to the rule #34, there is likely to be a Web page dedicated to this particular fetish.

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    38. Re:This is a bad thing? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Let me guess. You're an American, right? You think the only language that needs to survive is American English, right? Why should you have to deal with any of those ugly alien thoughts, especially the new and different ones.
      I'm not American (and my native language isn't English). However, I would, too, prefer having a single language spoken worldwide, and would not mind at all if it were English. Your point was?..
    39. Re:This is a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, languages have values of their own.

      Look at Spanish vs. English vs. French vs. Russian vs. Bulgarian vs. Indian.

    40. Re:This is a bad thing? by lkeagle · · Score: 1

      I respectfully disagree both in terms of spoken and computer languages.

      The language itself is simply spelling, punctuation, and syntax. There are some rules for grammar (fairly loose rules in some spoken languages, apparently). The 'culture' behind a spoken language is more related to the idioms and patterns used in a programming language.

      I don't think that culture is lost if a language is no longer spoken. Both spoken languages and programming languages are extensible, so new concepts can be created at any point. In fact, they commonly are. I think the task is usually called 'programming'.

      If there are cultural aspects that are important to a society, they will be reflected in whatever language is spoken. If detail is lost in translation, then new words have to be invented and integrated into the language in order to reflect those details. This happens all the time too, they're called 'dialects'. Dialects are much less of a barrier to communication than language.

      I think the people who want us all to speak a common language aren't really that extreme. I bet these people are already perfectly capable of communicating in several different dialects, so that's not a problem. I think what they're really saying is that they want everyone to speak a similar grammar, and preferable a similar base vocabulary. If a culture wants to integrate words into their vocabulary to describe certain things, they're free to do so. Look at the 'languages' that pop up in certain sports circles, for example. Skateboarding and snowboarding have a complete vocabulary describing every single little maneuver, and new words are being invented daily.

      No one is saying that they want to throw away culture. They're just stating their belief (poorly) that our inability to communicate is a more important issue. I for one don't believe that culture and language are inseparable, it's just that some things don't translate well at first.

      Now for the flames about how some languages are better than others for certain tasks... I'll remind you that very few things are actually 'impossible' in any language. It's always a matter of translation.

    41. Re:This is a bad thing? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      I don't mind stepping OT, just be prepared to have the moderators unleash, um... Heck.

      Part of it is probably genetic; my mother spoke eleven languages well and a few others conversationally, my father three (English, German, Latin), my sisters both three (both English, French and Spanish.) One sister translated professionally for several years (French.) I grew up with the romance languages babbling around me, and I developed an ear for them. Except Italian, so my Italian friends tell me. Darn it. :-)

      For Korean, I spent decades learning martial arts from Koreans, and again, there's an element of immersion there, not as much as if I'd been in Korea, but still, quite a bit - when I made it clear that I actually wanted to learn the language, I got a pretty warm reception, and a lot of help. Didn't hurt my martial arts progress, either.

      For Chinese, I bought a lot of books, some recordings, both the classic and modern versions of the same old 3-volume readers pretty much everyone uses, and dug in. I actually found the characters - which are essentially pictures and combinations of pictures, not phonetic symbols - to be fascinating and beautiful, and that helped a lot with reading (I write poorly, as a martial artist who likes to break stuff and a guitarist of 40+ years, the fine motor control in my hands is kind of shot. My hands tremble significantly unless I am driving them fairly hard. My father's hands trembled as well. Thank goodness for modern computer keyboards, Unicode, fonts and publishing software.) For practice, I translated some things, starting with the Dao Te Ching (or Tao, romanization of Chinese is iffy) and a few other well known, widely translated works so I could compare what I'd done, when I was done. The Dao I used was in classical Chinese characters, but modern Chinese uses a "modernized" set, so I've got a lot of characters in my head that aren't really in use. And I mean they're common meanings; they changed "country", for instance. Can't get a lot more common that that for a foreigner! I prefer the classic characters, they're more complex and to me, that pretty much means more beautiful as well. Anyway, it helps to like the language. I do some Chinese martial arts, and I like the food, too, or at least the American version of it; they're pretty good with veggies, which is pretty much what I usually eat.

      I spent a lot of time with Japanese speakers as well, but for all the good it did language wise, I might as well not have been there. I know the names of the techniques I learned and a bunch of peripheral martial arts terms and phrases, but I can't speak it or understand it worth foo. The language is well organized, but sometimes my mind... isn't.

      Arabic - religion is a strong interest of mine (I'm not religious, though) and I have been told repeatedly that you cannot understand the Qur'an unless you can read it; translations won't do. So I'm working on it.

      Generally speaking. I don't have to drive to work, as I own five businesses and I run them from a central office which I decided might as well be located at home. However, I do drive cross country for business meetings, and I take the train as well. I use flash cards a lot for characters in Chinese and vocabulary in whatever; phonetic languages are (relatively) easy to learn to read and type... we're talking about 30 to 60 symbols as compared to thousands upon thousands. Korean throws a twist in there, there's a phonetic script (han gul) which is pretty straightforward, and then there is han ja, which is Chinese characters, except sometimes they mean something else. That causes some headaches. :-)

      You might consider the foreign service courses; these are what they lay on diplomats and so forth when they go out of country, and they are very good if you're into highly structured instruction. I'm good at learning on my own in the spaces between one activity and the next, I've always got some darned book tucked under my arm, or some educationa

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    42. Re:This is a bad thing? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      TOLLEKNIVEN

      Eg er ikkje redd nokon mann på jorda,
      og stødt går eg trygg for mitt liv.
      Eg byggar mi makt på ein kniv i frå Mora,
      eit vådeleg beist av ein kniv.
      Skinande blank bak på buksa mi heng han,
      nyslipt og lett å nå,
      ferdig til bruk når i naud eg treng han,
      og det er nok ofte-tidt på.

      Eg minnast eingong eg kom ut for ein tater,
      ein halvfull og brautande lurk,
      som oste av øl som eit rykande krater,
      og bante og svor som ein turk.
      Han treiv meg i strupen og skalla og klora,
      til stiv under greipet eg seig.
      Men straks eg slapp på han med kniven frå Mora,
      vart tateren mjuk som ein deig.

      Og slik gjekk det presten vår og her um dagen,
      han tok meg i kristeleg tukt.
      Med augo som sylar han treiv meg i kraven,
      og vilde meg synda få bukt.
      Og orda han kom med var steinande sterke,
      men straks han vart kniven min var,
      vart presten so smørande blid som ein lerke,
      og sa eg var spøkje til kar.

      Gud hjelpe den mann som med meinferd i sinnet,
      kjem kniven frå Mora for nær,
      for han skal bli rispa so suligt i skinnet,
      at merke for livstid han fær.
      Eg står her eg stend og tarv ikkje fira,
      um så eg er mindre til kar,
      for kniven er kvass og sitt laust i slira,
      og handa som treiv han er snar.

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    43. Re:This is a bad thing? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      they're mothers laugh at them. It should be 'their mothers laugh at them.'

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    44. Re:This is a bad thing? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Agree. Although I'm not Lithuanian, I know exactly how important language and the origins and history of languages are, and I thank you for bringing it up.

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    45. Re:This is a bad thing? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      'erb and Herb?
      Normalicy and Normality?
      Damn yanks!
      Aluminum instead of Aluminium.
      Sulfur instead of Sulphur!
      Damn yanks!!!!
      And how come when I choose any other English in MS that I still get Favorites instead of Favourites!!!
      Damn neighbors!

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    46. Re:This is a bad thing? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      You are right. Certain cultures and their histories do not promote war as they are mature peoples and have racially learned or were never disposed to that kind of conquest.
      I too come from a culture of ancient language (part Sumerian) that will disappear if we're not careful.

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    47. Re:This is a bad thing? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Bingo! Where I live, there's little point in learning anything but English or Spanish, simply because there's very few people who speak anything else. If I tried to learn, say, German, I'd probably forget it in a couple of months through lack of use.

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    48. Re:This is a bad thing? by SIIHP · · Score: 1

      "Lots of information is recorded in the dying ones"

      So what? The information still exists, it's only the language that described it that is disappearing.

      The information doesn't disappear.

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    49. Re:This is a bad thing? by JesterXXV · · Score: 1

      Says who? Who gets to proclaim what the definitive pronunciation is? When someone pronounces the word as "sodder", do you not understand them? Is that particular pronunciation not communicating its concept to you? It's not "supposed" to rhyme with anything - it's supposed to communicate an idea.

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    50. Re:This is a bad thing? by StarfishOne · · Score: 1


      Wow! Thank you soooo much for this elaborate answer and this insight in how you've been learning various languages. I find this very interesting and I really hope that the mods will reward you. :D

      Really, this is very much appreciated! Thank you for the time and effort! :)

    51. Re:This is a bad thing? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      You're most welcome.

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    52. Re:This is a bad thing? by NemoinSpace · · Score: 1

      Using a ludicrous Biblical analogy like the Babel story doesn't really help your story.

      English speakers who have this ridiculous, insular and arrogant attitude. ... "English is the only languages that matters a damn"
      Seems a story several thousand years old that describes the origin of the phenomenon and was already observed to be occurring at that point in our history, is less ludicrous than a slashdot link. However, Maybe he should have said "English is the only language that has come to matter a damn." Either way - How do you say rocket?
    53. Re:This is a bad thing? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Well FWIW it took me several rewinds to figure out that Christohper Walken wasn't threatening that guy to stab him in the face with a sodomy iron.

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  10. Dang, break out the Zodiac by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1, Funny

    I want to stop this unmanaged fishing of languages before they all go extinct! Where's my big rubber boat? Let's stop these language trawlers and hit them where it hurts!

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  11. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good. Communication is a good thing. Less languages == better chance of communication with other people from all over the planet == human race evolves towards a better future.

  12. Reminds me ... by Dhrakar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heh. That reminds me of an old joke. What do you call a person who knows 3 languages? 'trilingual' What do you call a person who knows 2 languages? 'bilingual' What do you call a person who knows 1 language? 'American'.

    1. Re:Reminds me ... by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, it's not our fault that we were taught the universal language as children.

    2. Re:Reminds me ... by huckamania · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem for most Americans is that they never get to practice their second language. A second language is usually a requirement for graduating high school. Same is true for most colleges. Unfortunately, if you don't have a chance to use it, you forget most of it.

      This probably explains why most 2nd generation Americans don't speak the language of their parents.

      Spanish is probably the only other language besides English that a majority of Americans will ever get a chance to use in the US. Even so, I know lots of Hispanic-Americans that don't bother learning it.

    3. Re:Reminds me ... by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Even Wraith and Ancients from thousands of years ago speak English (except they're not suppose to [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pegasus_Project_%28Stargate_SG-1%29]keep records in that language[/url]).

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    4. Re:Reminds me ... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I took 2 1/3 years of Spanish in middle school, 3 years in high school, and 1 semester in college, for a total of almost 6 years.

      The other day I tried and failed to think of how to say "hello".

      While this particular instance was perfectly attributable as a brain fart, I'm sure I would have been able to come up with it if I had actually used it any time in the 4 years or whatever it's been since my last class, but I have essentially not used it at all since then.

    5. Re:Reminds me ... by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Precisely. For most places in Europe, it's only two or three hours drive to another nation speaking another language. But from where I live, it's a full day's drive to Mexico, but who wants to go to Mexico? In the other direction it's two days drive to Canada, where they speak English. (At least four days to get to where they speak French).

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    6. Re:Reminds me ... by Sergeant+Pepper · · Score: 0

      Hey, I resemble that remark! (Actually, I'm currently in my fifth year of Spanish)

    7. Re:Reminds me ... by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Funny

      [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pegasus_Project_%28Stargate_SG-1%29]keep records in that language[/url]
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    8. Re:Reminds me ... by NerveGas · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, that joke is pretty funny. But it's not entirely true... a while back, we were holding interviews in our company, and an applicant listed poliglotism as one of his hobbies. One of the other interviewers remarked "That's really interesting. All of us (speaking of those of us conducting the interview) speak at least one other language - let's see, Portugese, Spanish, Spanish, Korean, Japanese. Which languages do you speak?"

      The poor guy just sunk down into his chair, and mumbled "Well... none, really." I felt bad for the guy. :-)

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    9. Re:Reminds me ... by clickety6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm an English guy in Germany. Some years back a group of young American lads came into a bar where we were drinking. We got to talking with them, when one of the Americans asked "so, where are you from". "England", I replied. "Gee, you sure speak good American for a foreigner", was his answer.

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    10. Re:Reminds me ... by lord+sibn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is indeed funny, but you have reminded me that the USA was, for decades, the "great melting pot" of culture. We had immigrants from England, from Denmark, Belgium, Spain, Italy, and "imports" from Africa. And as crazy as it sounds, they all learned to speak what we now know as English. Even today, Americans can travel abroad and, by and large, still find people who speak English well enough to communicate without resorting to learning Farsi, Spanish, or some other language.

      Good thing? Bad thing? I don't know. It's the way things are, at the moment, though it looks as though change is on the horizon. I surmise that within another 20 years or so, you may well find the rise of a new breed of American. One who speaks both English and Spanish. And to me, that is a good thing.

    11. Re:Reminds me ... by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem for most Americans is that they never get to practice their second language. A second language is usually a requirement for graduating high school. Same is true for most colleges. Unfortunately, if you don't have a chance to use it, you forget most of it. I took Latin in high school. Unfortunately, I never got to take the trip to Latin America to try it out. :(
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    12. Re:Reminds me ... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      You say that like it's a joke. I just got done traveling in France. Everyone there needs to learn some English in school. The common perception is that English IS the universal language, and the language of the EU. The French think everyone should learn English, and seem to agree honestly with the idea that if you already know English, there is no reason to learn another language.

      One more thing to throw out there: There is substantial scientific evidence to suggest that the only way to learn something new is to forget something old--we have finite memory capacity. If you already know English, learning another language necessarily causes you to become less knowledgeable about something else.

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    13. Re:Reminds me ... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Even Spanish is iffy. Where I live, I can easily hear random people on the street speaking it, but my friends and family don't. Only a couple of my acquaintances speak it, and they had good reasons for learning it (one came from a Hispanic country, the other married a Hispanic).

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    14. Re:Reminds me ... by SIIHP · · Score: 1

      That never happened.

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    15. Re:Reminds me ... by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      What do you call a person who knows 1 language? 'American'.

      Um, excuse me blood, I speak jive. As do many of us.

    16. Re:Reminds me ... by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      I know you got modded funny, but it's absolutely true. Most Americans I know would love to learn other languages but, without the need, it's hard to keep 'em fresh. Before I travel anywhere, I always try to pick up at least a little of the native language, but more often than not, people seem almost offended if you assume they can't speak English. It varies somewhat from country to country, but it does seem to often be the case. Also, I couldn't help notice that Asian tourists (both Asias), in non-English speaking countries, use English to communicate as well. So I stopped feeling guilty about it.

      Now if only we can get the British to speak English, we'd be set. ;)

    17. Re:Reminds me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true, it's the lingua franca of languages, which is why it surprises me that the French think that they have something to contribute by clinging to their language or why the Germans have such angst that German isn't part of today's Zeitgeist or that the Spanish are just too macho to accept English's complete superiority or that Hindus are frustrated that there are no gurus that understand the supposed nirvana that is Hindi.

      But let's face it, none of these languages have anything to teach English.:-)

  13. Hey, English in the USA is doomed by tjstork · · Score: 3, Funny


    A few decades from now, we'll all be speaking spanish!

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    1. Re:Hey, English in the USA is doomed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That always semed a bit hysterical. Was there any evidence to that, or were the pundits just insane?

    2. Re:Hey, English in the USA is doomed by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That always semed a bit hysterical. Was there any evidence to that, or were the pundits just insane?

      Actually, I was joking around, but, you could make a case for it:

      a) There's no requirement to learn english in the USA - everything is in mixed english / spanish anymore.
      b) spanish speaking immigrants have a much higher birthrate than do other minorities. In fact, other minorities are barely keeping on a sustainable level.

      So, you take the trend that there will be little adoption of english by the immigrant minority, realize that they have the higher birthrate, and what do you get? If its reasonable to extrapolate out environmental fears by a couple decades, if not centuries, then why would it be hysterical to apply the same trends in languages out by a few generations.

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    3. Re:Hey, English in the USA is doomed by Hugonz · · Score: 1

      Sí señor!

    4. Re:Hey, English in the USA is doomed by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      most immigrants learn english, and the vast majority of children of immigrants learn english, by the third generation it's uncommon to end up much more fluent in the grandparent's language than people who take it as a language requirement in HS/college.

      when people are saying otherwise, they are probably lying to you in order to make you afraid of "zomg we is being invadered by teh mexecans"

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    5. Re:Hey, English in the USA is doomed by tjstork · · Score: 1

      most immigrants learn english, and the vast majority of children of immigrants learn english, by the third generation it's uncommon to end up much more fluent in the grandparent's language than people who take it as a language requirement in HS/college.

      30 years ago, I'd say that was true. But now? Why learn english when every good and service in the USA is effectively bilingual. There's no need to learn english, and, if you start building bilingual schools, then, there is no need for kids to learn english either.

      Even advertisements for cars during football games are bilingual. I saw a Dodge advertisement in spanish during Monday Night Football. That's NEVER happened before.

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    6. Re:Hey, English in the USA is doomed by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Just annex Mexico. Make it a state. Solve all the problems with border incursions and all that. Cheaper in the long run too!

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    7. Re:Hey, English in the USA is doomed by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Just annex Mexico. Make it a state. Solve all the problems with border incursions and all that. Cheaper in the long run too!

      And loads of oil too.

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    8. Re:Hey, English in the USA is doomed by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      A lot of first-generation immigrants DON'T learn English. And these days, a lot of American kids are learning Spanish so they can get summer jobs in one of those places that say "Hablamos Espanol".

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    9. Re:Hey, English in the USA is doomed by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it worked so well the last time we did that.

    10. Re:Hey, English in the USA is doomed by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      30 years ago, I'd say that was true. But now?

      Still true, as you'd quickly learned if you researched it. But instead, of course, you prefer to hypothesize whatever fits your preconceptions, and don't bother to check.

  14. SUV's by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not quite sure how yet, but have a feeling that SUV's are in part responsible for this.

    1. Re:SUV's by tjl2015 · · Score: 1
      Why that's quite simple.

      1. Most of these dying languages are spoken by small, indigenous ethnic groups.

      2. Indigenous groups change their languages when it is necessary to participate in the trade and larger economies of outside groups.

      3. Outside groups come into the isolated and remote territories of indigenous groups when the land the natives have has some monetary value to it, be it for farmland, or in this case, oil beneath it.

      4. SUVs consume a lot of oil, driving up the price, and making profitable the exploitation of petroleum resources, no matter how distant the source might be.

      Therefore, by driving an SUV, you're causing the world's indigenous languages to go extinct. I hope you're happy.

    2. Re:SUV's by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      Not quite sure how yet, but have a feeling that SUV's are in part responsible for this.

      That's true, but it's not on purpose, I swear to God. Somehow, there are always people from rare language groups standing on the way of my SUV.

    3. Re:SUV's by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      Not quite sure how yet, but have a feeling that SUV's are in part responsible for this. Because the manufacturers are hiring tribesmen to build the SUVs and forcing them to speak English.
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  15. Do we really need... by dkarma · · Score: 0

    forty or fifty different languages consisting only of clicks? Many of these languages are spoken only by one or two tiny tribes many in papua new guinea alone. Sure it's sad but c'est la vie.

    1. Re:Do we really need... by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Do we really need... by haakondahl · · Score: 1

      forty or fifty different languages consisting only of clicks? Many of these languages are spoken only by one or two tiny tribes many in papua new guinea alone. Sure it's sad but c'est la vie. Nonsense. We're raising a generation fluent only in a language of clicks and double-clicks.
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    3. Re:Do we really need... by biscon · · Score: 1

      don't forget about the xindi insectoids dude

  16. Globalization = combining people by mind21_98 · · Score: 1

    I think this has to do with globalization. It's become easier to move around, so one has to learn the most common languages (English and French) in order to succeed. It's not necessarily a bad thing, but it might not be all that good for certain things either, as seen here...

    1. Re:Globalization = combining people by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      It's become easier to move around, so one has to learn the most common languages (English and French) in order to succeed.

      If anything, it's probably going to be Chinese, Spanish, English, Hindi and Arabic. The power that French had seems to have waned considerably.

    2. Re:Globalization = combining people by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Maybe in Europe, to some extent, but it's still a major language in Africa, Polynesia and the Far East.

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    3. Re:Globalization = combining people by JeremyBanks · · Score: 1

      According to SIL International, the three most common are Mandarin, Spanish and English, with French down at 17th.

    4. Re:Globalization = combining people by r00t · · Score: 1

      You might have better luck with Arabic in Africa, Polynesia and the Far East. (and maybe Europe soon, if not now)

      Arabic is very common as a second language.

    5. Re:Globalization = combining people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arabic is not a unified language.
      The problem is that the "Arabic" term encompass all sorts of regional and local spoken dialects. Arabic in Morocco is a completely different language than the Arabic used in Egypt which is different from the Arabic in the Gulf area. And even in the Gulf different idioms in different countries can make it difficult for a Qatari to understand an Omani.
      All those spoken languages are again different from the written Arabic (understand: Coran). And if you were to try to speak the way it is written in the Coran most people would think you're a pedantic prick or just trying to show off. :)

      The difference are much more profound than the difference between US and UK or even "Indian" or "Filipino English".
      Arabic is like the arab world. not unified. :)

    6. Re:Globalization = combining people by PlatyPaul · · Score: 1

      Actually, that really depends on knowing a lot of dialects.

      I took courses in Modern Standard Arabic earlier in my grad school career, thinking much the same way that you do. However, a really good TA clued me in to the reality of things: what I was learning would be a good primer for the various Arabic-based languages of the Middle East, but wouldn't give me sufficient proficiency in any of them for real communication or even get me started for Arabic-based languages in other geographic areas.

      Nonetheless, it's a good idea to learn MSA (frequently EMSA, where the E is for "Elementary") if you intend to delve deeply into the offshoot languages. Just be careful: it's more like Latin than French.

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  17. What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What will happen to the grammatical, pronunciation, and spelling differences between British English and American English (as well as others)?

    For example, British English uses collective nouns (Microsoft are instead of Microsoft is) while American English thinks of the collective noun as singular.

    In the contrary, American English uses subjunctive form while it seems British English doesn't use it .

    Then you have all of the people that don't understand the differences between intransitive (takes no object) and transitive. (Lay and lie, anyone?)

    What is going to happen to the English language? Increasingly, I see blatant grammatical errors on signs in big box stores, advertising, and even documentation!

    Is grammatically correct English where the native speakers understand the differences of English in different countries?

    How students possible learn a native language like German and hope to speak it correctly with the proper articles if they don't even the grammar rules of a language with commonalities with the language that they would like to learn?

    Is this why foreign languages are dying? Or is it imperialism? Or is modern communication technology giving English even more priority over other languages?

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    1. Re:What will happen to English? by mmarlett · · Score: 5, Insightful

      English, as a language, is a tar baby. Punch it and it will stick to you. English is wiping other languages out (becoming the lingua franca, if you will) for two -- no, three -- reasons. One, money and power. Two, it's as flexible as it is convoluted. Three, pure entertainment.

      Don't think American's use collective nouns? Bull. Don't think British English uses the subjective form? They must not be watching TV.

      If you want rigid adherence to rules of grammar and spelling that don't keep up with the actual usage, go speak French. Or Latin. Or be the 27th idiot to learn Esperanto, which has no problem keeping up with actual usage (your contributions would be welcome, I'm sure).

      Now, excuse me while I lie about getting laid.

    2. Re:What will happen to English? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's getting worse -- I drive by a building every day that proclaims "Systems Intergrators" in large and expensive signage. It kind of hurts to see it.

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    3. Re:What will happen to English? by yo_tuco · · Score: 1

      "What will happen to the grammatical, pronunciation, and spelling differences between British English and American English (as well as others)?"

      It will evolve and change with the times. For example, my English book listed the following rule: No colons after the verbs "is, are, was and were". When I pointed it out to my college professor examples that broke this rule all over the place, her response was, "Well, that's changing". wtf, changing? How can it be a rule if it can change, I wondered. Moral of the story. English is what a bunch of high-brows says it is.

    4. Re:What will happen to English? by datapharmer · · Score: 4, Informative

      It isn't that students and other don't understand "proper" grammar, it is that "proper" grammar only exists in books and actually isn't correct at all (though it might have been at one point). Languages are dynamic, and as English evolves the old rules of grammar become modified.

      Differences between British English, American English, and Indian English are all just a matter of colloquialisms and preferences. heck you could say the same thing about the differences between Bostonian, Southern, and Midwestern dialects within the United States (such as vowel pronunciation in Boston, second person plural use in the south, and regional vocabulary for carbonated beverages in the midwest).

      As the influence of global relations (trade, culture and otherwise) expand the differences in usage will likely decrease in public publications and media but increase within subcultures as the psychological need to create a individual/social identity becomes increasingly difficult in an ever more homogeneous world culture.

      This doesn't mean anyone is talking "wrong". Unless you are trying to be silly, you can't really speak your native tongue in any way but the right one!

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    5. Re:What will happen to English? by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or Ingsoc.

    6. Re:What will happen to English? by Q-Hack! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Double plus ungood

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    7. Re:What will happen to English? by mysticgoat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What is going to happen to the English language?

      It is evolving faster than probably any language ever has before, and the rate of its change is likely to increase.

      For years now, there are more users of English as a second language than there are native speakers of the language. If we have not done so already, we are coming close to the point where there is more correspondence in English between people who learned English as a second language than there is correspondence that involves at least one native speaker of English. We are also moving toward the point where there sum of all documents ever published in English by native English speakers is smaller than the total of all English documents written by non-natives.

      It is now not uncommon for a Finn, a Pakistani, an Israeli, and a Brazilian to collaborate on a software project written in Python, Ruby, or Perl, and use English as the language for all aspects of the project even though none of them are good speakers of English.

      English is getting stripped of a bunch of silly rules that were never really core to the language, and is being expanded by a bunch of new concepts that new users are bringing in from their own native languages. The result is probably going to offend the sensibilities of a lot of the older English teachers in English speaking countries. Gee, that's too bad if they can't keep up. But the benefits of a global language are worth putting up with jarring phrases and strange sounding usages.

    8. Re:What will happen to English? by adamruck · · Score: 1

      Wow thats awesome.

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    9. Re:What will happen to English? by cheater512 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I blame the Americans.

      Australia seems to be doing rather well when it comes to using correct English.

    10. Re:What will happen to English? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Historically, people on the subcontinent spoke in multiple languages making communication difficult. Then the silly British came in, having taken advantage of the situation, and forced everyone to speak English. Suddenly everyone could understand each other and they promptly kicked the British out on their asses. Now all the phones are being answered in India. I love this story.

      It will be interesting to see what effect if any the massive call centers are going to have on the flow of colloquialisms between Indian English and American English. It would be hard to notice in a place like Silicon Valley. But when these little phrases start popping up in e.g. Appalachia, and they all have to do in some way with technical problems or billing errors, then you'll know.

    11. Re:What will happen to English? by Hucko · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't come down here very often, do you? ...

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    12. Re:What will happen to English? by Rufty · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Nothing is new. English started so that "Norman knights could chat up Saxon barmaids"
      And now it's used for Russian Rubyists to insult Portuguese Pythonistas? Plus ca change ...

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    13. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why can we not add versioning to languages?

      I'll write in English v.2.0 RC1

      New features: ...

      Deprecated: ...

    14. Re:What will happen to English? by GuldKalle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That could be funny, but the language isn't evolved by a central authority, but by a lot of people. So it's constantly getting forked, making version numbers useless.

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    15. Re:What will happen to English? by tacocat · · Score: 1

      I don't know that you can blame the Americans universally. If that where the case, then we would all be speaking in the same Middle English that was aroung long before the Columbus set sail. Not sure about you, but I can't say I was to be speaking like Shakespeare and The Canterbury Tales.

      That said, much of the perversion of language today has a lot of blame to lay at the feet of America. But even that is a mixture of linguistic changes brought on by marketing demographics. I don't see anyone in television, radio, or advertising trying to emulate the Southern Drawl or the Texan slang. Those linguistic demographics don't represent a sufficient group of people with the arbitrarily disposable income (and fiscal ignorance) necessary.

      There is another problem with the integration of other countries trying to translate to English, like the sign example above. But it's also trying to come up with a name that is unique enough to be distinguishable yet relevant. And so you come up with Systems Integrators, which is kind of stupid or not. Perhaps they are Integrators of Systems, but that's not how you initially read it.

      Perhaps they could go for the down home feel of Tech Eds Integrators or something catchy like that...

    16. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And God thought he could keep us from knowledge by dividing our tongues. We get closer to permanent defiance every day. Soon, God will have to wash windows for a living.

    17. Re:What will happen to English? by jamar0303 · · Score: 1

      Like how my local Tesco advertises "Vegetables fruit are being cheaper"? I mean geez- the British invented English, and they still screw it up!

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    18. Re:What will happen to English? by mblase · · Score: 1

      It is evolving faster than probably any language ever has before, and the rate of its change is likely to increase.

      Than any other non-written language, maybe.

      It's fairly obvious that once you begin to write a language down, and even take the step of codifying it in grammar texts and dictionaries, its rate of evolution slows dramatically.

    19. Re:What will happen to English? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      language isn't evolved by a central authority, but by a lot of people. So it's constantly getting forked, making version numbers useless.
      Useless? Can't you differentiate between a bug and a feature, sir?
      Lack of central authority renders language a giant, abstract petri dish.
      Everyone is cheerfully invited to fork the language, and publish useless dreck about the versioning of it to their heart's content:

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    20. Re:What will happen to English? by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      This doesn't mean anyone is talking "wrong". Unless you are trying to be silly, you can't really speak your native tongue in any way but the right one!

      So effectively we are all speaking different languages, and just happen to understand each other? This isn't such a ridiculous statement, in the same way that we are essentially all a different species, that happen to be able to reproduce with each other.

      I disagree about correctness though. The extent to which you conform to correct usage can say as much about you as the clothes you wear, and correctly written English is far easier to read. Think about the difference between well written code and badly written 'well-it-works-so-what's-your-problem' code.

      As the influence of global relations (trade, culture and otherwise) expand the differences in usage will likely decrease in public publications and media but increase within subcultures as the psychological need to create a individual/social identity becomes increasingly difficult in an ever more homogeneous world culture.

      Speak English man!

    21. Re:What will happen to English? by Edie+O'Teditor · · Score: 0

      I don't know that you can blame the Americans universally. If that where the case
      Are you American, by any chance?
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    22. Re:What will happen to English? by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 2, Interesting

      CNN news stories frequently are mangled too. The recent PowerPoint presentation on recruiting and the Navy also had a number of glaring problems. And then there is my all-time favorite - confusing "your" and "you're". That one in particular really bothers me when people don't even know the difference between a possessive and a contraction for "you are".

    23. Re:What will happen to English? by tepples · · Score: 1

      How can it be a rule if it can change, I wondered. Ask Congress.
    24. Re:What will happen to English? by williamhb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That said, much of the perversion of language today has a lot of blame to lay at the feet of America. But even that is a mixture of linguistic changes brought on by marketing demographics.

      Curiously, one piece of "folk wisdom" about this that often gets mentioned in the UK is that American English has remained fairly static over the last two to three centuries, while British English has moved on. In other words, many "Americanisms" are old 18th century "Britishisms". Naturally, as with all folk wisdom, though, nobody's that fussed to check the veracity of the claim!
    25. Re:What will happen to English? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      The subjunctive is certainly heavily underused in (British) English, but it does exist. The first line of the UK's national anthem has a subjunctive. Unfortunately you won't learn that there is such a thing as a subjunctive mood in a British school unless you study GCSE Latin or an A-level in a language which has it, or are sufficiently advanced at a modern foreign language GCSE that your teacher introduces it even though it isn't on the syllabus.

    26. Re:What will happen to English? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Languages are dynamic, and as English evolves the old rules of grammar become modified.
      The usual excuse of the illiterate. I blame programs such as "No Child Left Behind".

      you can't really speak your native tongue in any way but the right one!
      Your write their.
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    27. Re:What will happen to English? by datapharmer · · Score: 1

      So effectively we are all speaking different languages, and just happen to understand each other? This isn't such a ridiculous statement, in the same way that we are essentially all a different species, that happen to be able to reproduce with each other.

      No, we are all speaking the same language. There are dialectical differences in word choice and grammar, but it is all close enough that we can understand each-other which is the definition of language! Strangely enough being able to reproduce (and actually doing it "in nature") is what defines a species, so the ability to interact is the scientific litmus test for relatedness in both of these cases.

      While you might be able to judge a person's abilities by how they talk or write it is just a measure of their usefulness to you. "More conformity == better" is just your personal bias for better or for worse.

      Learn English man!
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    28. Re:What will happen to English? by David+Off · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What you have described is effectively how English got started in the 8-12th centuries where it became the interface language between Saxon and Viking tribes and later Saxon and Norman conquerors. In the process it lost a lot of the more complicated features of Germanic languages while picking up a richer vocabulary from French. As a native speaker I personally welcome some of the anachronisms and archaic parts of English vanishing but I think the result will be that English as she was spoken C 1950 will be extinct by 2100.

    29. Re:What will happen to English? by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Strangely enough being able to reproduce (and actually doing it "in nature") is what defines a species, so the ability to interact is the scientific litmus test for relatedness in both of these cases.

      That's a very simplistic species definition that falls down in a lot of cases. The best examples are organisms with asexual reproduction, which includes most of life on Earth. Also there are plenty of individual animals who for whatever reason can't reproduce at all. Anyway I'm not even sure what point I was trying to make there.

      While you might be able to judge a person's abilities by how they talk or write it is just a measure of their usefulness to you. "More conformity == better" is just your personal bias for better or for worse.

      It's not just about judging abilities. Its about judging attitude as well. When I see good English I think the author is probably smart, cares about the quality of what they do and is prepared to invest the time to get it right. When I see bad English I assume the author is either stupid, lazy, doesn't care, or is trying to make some kind of point. Bad English is also hard to read.

    30. Re:What will happen to English? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be "Wow that's awesome."

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    31. Re:What will happen to English? by tommertron · · Score: 4, Informative
      I agree with your points, and I generally don't consider myself a grammar nazi, but come on... " American's " ???

      Repeat after me: you don't need an apostrophe to pluralize! The apostrophe is 99% of the time supposed to indicate missing letters, like "do not" becoming "don't". The apostrophe replaces the "o".

      The only time you might use an apostrophe to pluralize is in the case of years or other numbers, but I still prefer not to. Like "90s" instead of "90's". And I still like using " CDs" instead of " CD's ".

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    32. Re:What will happen to English? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      In my grade 11 English class, we learned about the history of the English language. As part of this, we read a passage from Beowulf. After reading that, you truly understand that language does change from time to time. And what once was a rule, is now considered false. Read anything written more than 200 years ago, and you will see a very different language from what we have today. English isn't what a bunch of high-brows say it is, but rather the contrary. Languages like French (especially in Quebec) have committees to decide what is official French, and what it no. Meanwhile, English tends to accept any word which happens to be in use by a lot of people. Such as using "Google" as a verb.

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    33. Re:What will happen to English? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      So are lions and tigers the same species because they can mate, and produce a liger? This has been reported as happen in nature, and not just in the lab, or when put in close captivity by humans (which would still be nature).

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    34. Re:What will happen to English? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      U R 2 rite! 2468 @ mblase :-)

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    35. Re:What will happen to English? by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shouldn't that be "Wow that's awesome."

      Actually, it would be:
      "Wow! That's awesome."

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    36. Re:What will happen to English? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      English is getting stripped of a bunch of silly rules that were never really core to the language

      What's at the core? IMHO, English *is* just a bunch of silly rules. I'm not sure that the core is actually part of the language itself, but rather the worldwide culture that has made it easy for new words, silly rules, and ideas to easily be added or removed.

      Personally, I think of it as the perl of natural languages - there's many, many more ways than one to say it, and the language-culture includes built-in ways of modifying itself. Just like with perl, the many speech patterns that are possible make it so that it is possible for two speakers to not understand each other if they both know different areas of sublanguage.

      Similarly, I expect that as concepts continue to emerge, new sublanguages will arrive. Some will be nothing more than jargon on top of existing things, but I imagine some will be more complete.

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    37. Re:What will happen to English? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      What will happen to the grammatical, pronunciation, and spelling differences between British English and American English (as well as others)?

      I suspect that both versions will become acceptable. There are already words that have more than one spelling.

      Already it's becoming hard to tell the difference - whilst spellings like color/colour are well known, more subtle differences in British English such as practice/practise are already being lost.

    38. Re:What will happen to English? by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It will evolve and change with the times. For example, my English book listed the following rule: No colons after the verbs "is, are, was and were". When I pointed it out to my college professor examples that broke this rule all over the place, her response was, "Well, that's changing". wtf, changing? How can it be a rule if it can change, I wondered. Moral of the story. English is what a bunch of high-brows says it is.

      Well, unless you're proposing that rules cannot possibly ever change, I don't understand your gripe.

      When I started learning English some 20 years ago, I was taught the "shall-will-will" future tense. However, my teacher told me back then that by the time I grew up, it would probably be "will-will-will". And guess what, she was right - I haven't noticed the "old" future tense being used much lately.

      Another English teacher recently told me that one British author of foreign language teaching books predicts that the -s in 3rd person singular is also bound to disappear, probably in the next 20-50 years.

      Language evolves.
      Better yet, languages evolve. And though as a linguist I'm a bit saddened by language extinction, it is a normal process - some languages will die out, but eventually many more will develop, though most probably as jargons. It is an inevitable consequence of globalization, and can no longer be stopped.

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    39. Re:What will happen to English? by datapharmer · · Score: 1
      Asexual reproduction fits into the definition I gave just fine. As for individual animals, I was talking about *species*. Of course there will be individual outliers, but there are people who are raised who cannot communicate too. There is a difference between not fitting in with what academia says is correct and having an impairment ("bad" versus none). Anyhow, yes, it is an over simplified definition because it was used as an analogy and in getting absurdly technical it would have lost the point.

      When I see bad English I assume the author is either stupid, lazy, doesn't care, or is trying to make some kind of point. Bad English is also hard to read.

      Last time I checked making an assumption based on first appearance without regard for considering the facts IS a judgment; prejudice to be precise. By your own definition you would consider many great English writers "stupid" and "lazy". Maybe they are, but suspect there are a great number of people who have a say in creating English standardization texts that would disagree.
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    40. Re:What will happen to English? by dwye · · Score: 1

      > Already it's becoming hard to tell the difference - whilst spellings like color/colour are well known,

      And don't forget "whist" and "betwixt" (only used in American varieties in the phrase "betwixt and between", meaning all discombobulated).

      > more subtle differences in British English such as practice/practise are already being lost.

      NOOOO! That is my second most common misspelling. If the British drop it, how will I be able to claim that it isn't mistake, just hangover from recently reading a British book.

    41. Re:What will happen to English? by mpsmps · · Score: 1

      It is evolving faster than probably any language ever has before, and the rate of its change is likely to increase.

      Do you have any scientific evidence to back up that claim or did you just pull it out of your ass? For example, just among the languages I know, Japanese has changed far more than English in the last 100 years:
      • The language reforms
      • Massive importation of loan words
      • Influence of manga on culture
      • The massive effects of the rapid changes to traditional Japanese social hierarchies on "respect language."
      • The modern industrialization of Japan.

      A few folks making a Creole of English (a common process throughout history, BTW) doesn't begin to compare to the fundamental changes rapidly occurring in many of the world's languages.
    42. Re:What will happen to English? by spxero · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's also the apostrophe's property of showing ownership or possession.

    43. Re:What will happen to English? by tommertron · · Score: 1

      Heh heh... oh yeah, I forgot. Now I sound kinda dumb.

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    44. Re:What will happen to English? by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      Of course it's a judgement. I'm also judging you by the replies you make, and you're judging me based on all the evidence available to you. I can't think of a great English writer who has genuinely bad English. Although 'great' is also subjective I guess. Anyway, if they aren't ignorant (probably a better word than stupid) or lazy, then what's their excuse? Why not do it properly?

      Also, out of interest, which great authors do you consider to be bad writers?

    45. Re:What will happen to English? by magisterx · · Score: 1

      While everything you say is absolutely correct, there are specific, commonly accepted preferences within the academic and business worlds, and the overlap between the two makes them virtually indistinguishable. This is the type of language normally taught deliberately in schools. Most people trying to move beyond the working class need to at least regularly interact with the academic and business communities, and they would find that interaction smoothed by speaking the academic/business dialect.

      So, while you are right that you cannot improperly speak your native language, when most people refer to speaking properly they are talking about the academic/business dialect which does have prescribed rules, spellings, and to a lesser extent pronounciations. While it too is a living, changing dialect, it changes more slowly and in a more predictable way than many other vernaculars.

    46. Re:What will happen to English? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Heck, I had to read the entire thing in the original old English text. The grammar alone is a bit mind-bending, much less word choice. We also had the Canterbury Tales and Hamlet on either side of that assignment. Heck, I just now finished Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. Those are only about 100 years old and even those display a rather large difference in word choice and grammar.

      English is a living and rapidly growing language. French, per your reference, is somewhat more controlled, and sometimes completely artificial, in trying to remain "not English". See the wonderful rationalization of the argument against "email". There in lies a major difference between English and French. English just absorb words. The French try to avoid absorbing words, because it wouldn't sound like or be "French". (Which makes me wonder what they think when English absorbs yet another French word....)

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    47. Re:What will happen to English? by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      t's fairly obvious that once you begin to write a language down, and even take the step of codifying it in grammar texts and dictionaries, its rate of evolution slows dramatically.

      WTF?? Post ignores TLAs, and is seemingly in denial about /. readership and the effect that such things are having on all aspects of English. To wit: "Google" is now a common verb; go google it. The process of verbing nouns has gained worldwide recognition as a useful English communication technique, through the internet. English grammarians need to scramble to keep up with emerging accepted practices, and frankly a lot of them are still stumbling around in the starting gate.

      The evolution of a language advances at its margins. The margin of advancement for English today is primarily the internet... text. English's current changes are being driven by people who can write English, but very well might not be able to speak it in any recognized fashion.

    48. Re:What will happen to English? by supersnail · · Score: 1

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    49. Re:What will happen to English? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      As "she" was spoken? I think you'll find the terminology for an inanimate object in English is "it" (with a few exceptions). So for someone who makes such an obvious grammatical mistake why should we trust your opinions on the language at all?

      Unless you were just making some desperate attempt to be politically correct.

    50. Re:What will happen to English? by norton_I · · Score: 1

      What I have heard is that during the colonial era, English was considerably less standardized, and multiple forms existed. This is plausible, considering the high illiteracy rate. Later, there was fairly significant efforts at standardization (probably to have consistent school curricula), in which America and Britain settled on different variants. If true, then it would actually look like "theirs is old and busted, we have moved on" to both Americans and British, as they look back in their own historical documents and see the other form.

    51. Re:What will happen to English? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. Tigons and ligers, like mules[1], are sterile. The criterion is that they can mate and the ensuing offspring can also reproduce.

      [1] I thought (I'm not 100% sure) that female ones can sometimes have foals, though it's very rare.

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    52. Re:What will happen to English? by djasbestos · · Score: 1

      Don't think American's use collective nouns? Bull. Don't think British English uses the subjective form? They must not be watching TV.
      He said subJUNCtive. The hypothetical tense.

      If I were you...
      If I was you...

      The first is hypothetical (subjunctive), the second is what you ask in attempting to determine whether that temporary mind/body switch you "experienced" was a product of hallucinogen consumption or it actually happened.

      I only know this because German was my second major...I never learned this in *any* English class (even the ones focusing on language and not literature).

      And oddly enough, in my experience, grammatical proficiency in writing seems to negatively correlate with getting laid. Fuck...
    53. Re:What will happen to English? by chaoaretasty · · Score: 1

      I've never once heard a single person mention this here in the UK. I did however hear it quite a few times in America (I think coming from me arguing the claim of having no accent).

    54. Re:What will happen to English? by cbciv · · Score: 1

      The only time you might use an apostrophe to pluralize is in the case of years or other numbers, but I still prefer not to. Like "90s" instead of "90's". And I still like using " CDs" instead of " CD's ".

      In the case of "CD's", the apostrophe indicates a written (as opposed to verbal) contraction. CD (or more properly C.D.) is an acronym for compact disk, so "C.D.'s" is a contracted, acronymized[1] version of "compact disks". I rather suspect that many people have mistaken the purpose of the apostrophe, hence the recent trend toward using it for all plurals.

      [1] Did I just make up a word?

    55. Re:What will happen to English? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      ..."proper" grammar only exists in books

      What? Are you saying that great American authors like Steinbeck, Hemingway and Heinlein don't preserve the noble tongue? What about Gibson, Stephenson, and Niven?

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    56. Re:What will happen to English? by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      Don't forget separable prefix verbs in midwest grammar. They are fun to make fun of.

      Sean

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    57. Re:What will happen to English? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      I think PCs will cause higher cancer rates.

      Hm, was I talking about "personal computers" or Proponents of Cesium?

    58. Re:What will happen to English? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      ...being able to reproduce (and actually doing it "in nature")

      Oh man, I know where the wife and I will be doing it tonight; out in the woods, shivering our asses off! But at least we'll be a species!

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    59. Re:What will happen to English? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Good questions... English is being dumbed down. It might succeed, in it's dumbed down state, as being a unifying language. Like it or not.

      I don't think any Asian languages will be the "one" language because the complex characters.

      Why are languages dying? You know, people are going to talk about what a shame it is to lose some varying culture, but I don't see it this way - it's evolving the same way we are. There are many cultures that are just completley gone, and frankly, there are many that deserve to be completely gone. People talk about preserving some of these tribes, for example, that have little or no contact with the outside world - but then that also has the negatives of never giving those people a chance at an education, proper medical treatment, etc.

      Languages have similar problems, but really, if one "works" better (is understood by more people and allows better communication), are we to forcibly stick people with using the more uncommon language just to save "culture?" Is that really beneficial, in the long run?

      Would it really be so bad to have just one language we can all understand? Especially if there can be localized variations that are still understood? I mean, I can go to England and even though they use a few different words and say things slightly differently, I still understand completely - and they understand me. Isn't that good enough?

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    60. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, for gods sake, please let them finally change it. The English writing system is the most retarded system in the whole world, where the way it's written doesn't even remotely resamble the way it's pronounced.

      all other languages' spellings are being changed all the time, according to the changes that happen to the spoken language, so in most languages, you actually have a 1 to 1 mapping of letters to sounds, but with english you basically have to perform the whole 500 year evoltuion the language has gone through all the time, to transform the spelling that was close to phonetic 500 years ago, into the way we pronounce it today.

      the biggest problem with english at the moment, is that there's nowhere to start. any change would be so dramatical that nobody would ever accept it for their normal writing, because it basically means that you have to learn to spell all over again. Anyone fancy writing in this way: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoundSpel

    61. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CD is not an acronym: it's an abbreviation. I do not believe it is a contraction either, but I'm less sure of that. The plural should be CDs not CD's.

    62. Re:What will happen to English? by Smauler · · Score: 1

      I know its OT, but your definition of a species does not work. Look at Ring Species for example. From that article :

      A classic example of ring species is the Larus gulls circumpolar species "ring". The range of these gulls forms a ring around the North Pole. The Herring Gull, which lives primarily in Great Britain, can hybridize with the American Herring Gull (living in North America), which can also interbreed with the Vega or East Siberian Herring Gull, the western subspecies of which, Birula's Gull, can hybridize with Heuglin's gull, which in turn can interbreed with the Siberian Lesser Black-backed Gull (all four of these live across the north of Siberia). The last is the eastern representative of the Lesser Black-backed Gulls back in north-western Europe, including Great Britain. However, the Lesser Black-backed Gulls and Herring Gull are sufficiently different that they do not normally interbreed
    63. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Es ist sehr gemütlich, mit ihr zusammen zu sein.

    64. Re:What will happen to English? by babyrat · · Score: 1

      even though none of them are good speakers of English.

      wow - you too speak english very goodly also as well.

      perhaps you meant "...even though none of them speak English well?"

    65. Re:What will happen to English? by Skreems · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that if CD means "Compact Disk", the plural of the acronym is CDs... you're not really dropping letters, they're just folded up in the acronym.

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    66. Re:What will happen to English? by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Nobody wants to change to that because it's ugly as hell.

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    67. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I'd disagree. The widespread use of written english has largely standardized the language. Yes, it's evolving, largely because of changes in medium (txt speak) and the huge number that use english as a common second language to communicate. But the difference in english between, say, 1300AD and 1400AD is considerably bigger than between 1907 and 2007.

    68. Re:What will happen to English? by Jaeph · · Score: 1

      "...eck you could say the same thing about the differences between Bostonian, Southern, and Midwestern dialects within the United States..."

      Yeah, youns could say that all y'all are wrong!

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    69. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that languages evolve wouldn't bother me at all if it weren't for the way they evolve...to cater to the most common misuse.

      More specifically, it seems that many of the changes in language arise from the inability of a large enough people to grasp the original meaning or proper usage. This is extremely annoying for those people who have learned things correctly to the extent that it is second nature, only to see people getting it wrong becoming the norm.

      I see the same trend in both my native language (Finnish) as well as English. The fact that language "evolution" makes linguistically challenged people who were wrong right instead of correcting them is extremely discouraging.

      Oh well, at least "alot" has not become a word...yet?

      As for language extinction...I think it's a somewhat different phenomenon than changes in languages widespread enough to continue to exist. More specifically, it's a side-effect of cultural assimilation. As much as I like the many benefits that the large-scale organization of societies brings, I can't help but be saddened by the homogenization it brings. On the other hand, I wouldn't want to push the role of representing "living history" to me on anyone against their will.

    70. Re:What will happen to English? by Fast+Thick+Pants · · Score: 1

      In the case of "CD's", the apostrophe indicates a written (as opposed to verbal) contraction.

      I don't buy it. Following this rule, a single compact disc[1] could be abbreviated " CD' ", and if we were speaking of certificates of deposit instead of compact discs, the acronymized plural would be " C'sD ". No, the use of apostrophes to pluralize acronyms descends from the use of apostrophes to pluralize individual letters, which is sometimes needed to avoid ambiguity:

      Four is are needed to spell my name.
      vs.

      Four i's are needed to spell my name.
      The practice was extended to all individual letters for consistency, so it "feels" right, especially for acronyms that are pronounced letter-for-letter. The consensus is that while the apostrophe is still permitted when needed to eliminate ambiguity, adding it for all acronym plurals is taking the whole nonsense a bit too far, especially since 1) acronyms are almost always all uppercase, distinguishing the suffix from the root without the need for punctuation, and 2) unlike letters, acronyms are often actually used in the possessive form.

      Did I just make up a word?

      No, thought I see the need. I can't dictionary entries for them, but Google prefers "acronymned" to "acronymized", 27,600 to 19,100 (not that the meaning is exactly the same.)

      [1]It's "compact disc", not "compact disk". "Disk" is short for "diskette" which only refers to floppies.

    71. Re:What will happen to English? by datapharmer · · Score: 1

      Their excuse was that they wrote between 1066 and 1500.

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    72. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really aren't thinking things through.

      English doesn't evolve faster than other languages have in the past. In fact, it may be evolving somewhat slower in some respects - there are so many countries around the world using English as their primary language, while not being particularly strongly tied together nor given authority over each other, that local variations have less of a chance of becoming acceptable usage.

      For a language to change rapidly, there would need to be a small, or at least well-connected group of people using that language, in order for them to be able to adapt to those changes. This is most certainly not the case for English.

      However, the factors that you mention suggest that English will evolve in a particular direction - namely becoming less idiosyncratic and more simplistic. To what extent this occurs will be interesting to see.

    73. Re:What will happen to English? by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      ``The English as she is spoke'' is a reference to what I recall was the English title of a Portuguese book, purporting to teach colloquial ESL. I think that this is a send up of it, rather than the original.

      So, it wasn't a desperate attempt at PC, but a desperate attempt at humor.

    74. Re:What will happen to English? by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      I believe you're looking for this.

    75. Re:What will happen to English? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The main reason for the subtlety inherent in English is the last time we lost a war on home soil - almost a thousand years ago, the French successfully invaded and started to change the language. English was almost destroyed while royalty had more ties to France than England; with the removal of the english-speaking aristocracy, French became commonplace amongst the powerful families governing the land, and inevitably trickled down to the populace.

      A few hundred years later, English rebounded with the establishment of powerful nobles and royalty that considered themselves English, not French. I think it was circa 1300-1400 that the language was codified and standardised. We ended up with two (or more, when you consider that the church were pushing Latin) words for pretty much everything, so subtleties crept into the language.

      That acceptance of words from other cultures became the hallmark of English - in the colonial era "the sun never set on the British empire", leading to a massive influx of new ideas, culture and (of course) words. The language is a dynamic living thing - depending on your disposition, it could be called a hybrid of opportunity, or a mongrel language.

      From the British perspective, we're taught that Americans decided the (rather acrimonious, after all :) break from the motherland was a good time to clear up some of the oddities that had crept into the evolving language, so Z replaced S in several places, a few U letters were sent packing, and a couple of tenses were changed. What astounds me is that they didn't take the opportunity to clear up the ough problem - consider the pronunciation of through, though, thought, thorough, bough, and cough - and that's just off-the-cuff. I'm sure there are more...

      So, at the end of all this, I suppose my point is that the language is dynamic, has been both stable and evolving for almost a thousand years, and will undoubtedly continue to do so. Worrying about it, or becoming too focussed on the minutiae is counter-productive. If my American cousins spell colour without the U, so what ? - I can understand them perfectly well, and the purpose of language is to communicate. To be honest, I have far more problems with tomAYto - whenever I ask for tomAHto on a sandwich, I get blank looks... Oh well, when in Rome (or CA, for that matter :)

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    76. Re:What will happen to English? by datapharmer · · Score: 1

      ...subspecies...they do not normally interbreed .

      They don't fit the requirements I gave. As another poster pointed out, tigers and lions can breed successful offspring, but they also don't do it with enough regularity to be considered a species. Again, I oversimplified. It was an analogy. My information came almost verbatim from a 2006 university Biology textbook.
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    77. Re:What will happen to English? by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      Actually, "the 90's" is wrong. It's "the 90s".

    78. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Police Constables?

    79. Re:What will happen to English? by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The mistake that bothers me the most is the misuse of 'of.' I see "could of," "would of," and "should of" so much. It doesn't even make sense.

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    80. Re:What will happen to English? by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      Feel free to go back to The Meaning of Life and try to re-parse that sermon bit if you would.

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    81. Re:What will happen to English? by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      English is wiping other languages out (becoming the lingua franca, if you will) for two -- no, three -- reasons. One, money and power. Two, it's as flexible as it is convoluted. Three, pure entertainment.
      So basically you're saying: "First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women."
    82. Re:What will happen to English? by japhmi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is plausible, considering the high illiteracy rate.

      The literacy rate in New England around the time of the American Revolution was 90%+

      The standard for literacy back then was if one could read their bible and comprehend what it said. Since the 2003 National Assessment of Adult Literacy showed that 14% of 'literate' Americans have below basic literacy, I would say that it's arguable that America at the time of the Revolution (especially New England) was more literate than today.
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    83. Re:What will happen to English? by Splunge · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's never a reason to use an apostrophe to pluralise. The prescriptively correct answers are 90s (well, technically '90s since you're eliminating letters) and CDs.

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    84. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect.

      "I took my A's and AS's" is preferable to "I took my As and ASs."

      The apostrophe can be used where using "s" is confusing, such as when pluralizing letters or occasionally acronyms.

    85. Re:What will happen to English? by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

      Ah, but how many people know the rule that "ain't" follows to be a grammatically correct word? Yes, there is one.

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    86. Re:What will happen to English? by treeves · · Score: 1
      Don't think British English uses the subjective form? They must not be watching TV.

      Subjective?

      "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

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    87. Re:What will happen to English? by delong · · Score: 1

      Don't think American's use collective nouns?

      We sure do care about proper usage of the apostrophe, though. Dude, the possessive form is not called for there. It should be "Americans", as in plural American.

      Just saying..

    88. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked when you said "but I prefer not to" in reference to a grammatical rule while you were admonishing someone else about following grammatical rules. That was the good part.

    89. Re:What will happen to English? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      The fact that languages evolve wouldn't bother me at all if it weren't for the way they evolve...to cater to the most common misuse.

      More specifically, it seems that many of the changes in language arise from the inability of a large enough people to grasp the original meaning or proper usage. This is extremely annoying for those people who have learned things correctly to the extent that it is second nature, only to see people getting it wrong becoming the norm.

      I see the same trend in both my native language (Finnish) as well as English. The fact that language "evolution" makes linguistically challenged people who were wrong right instead of correcting them is extremely discouraging.

      Yeah, well, why do you think it's called evolution?

      To put it more clearly: in language, the environment you have to adapt to are other speakers of the language.
      Therefore, if a majority of people do not use a word properly, the language will adapt to their needs and their use will become proper. Just like a biological organism adapts to its environment, thus a language will adapt to its speakers. And that, of course, means the majority, just like in biology.
      We few, who like languages, do not fear grammar and prefer to use proper words in proper contexts, are a linguistical niche. We will not become extinct, but the majority will disregard us just the same.

      At least we don't stand out that much that people would want to hunt us down.
      On the other hand, I most certainly would love to hunt down certain translators and beat their heads in with dictionaries, grammars and similar weapons I am proficient with ;) But I digress.

      Anyway, while I'm still digressing: I hope I'll be able to enrol in a Finnish course. I took an Estonian course last semester, though I didn't really make the most of it... ah, well...

      Oh well, at least "alot" has not become a word...yet?

      Yep, 'yet' is the proper wording, for it may come to that.

      As language adapts, it changes - mutates - in various ways, and - luckily, I'd say - not all changes take.

      That's why the predictions of imminent demise of the English language due to the disastrous influence of internet, 1337-speak etc. all proved to be... exaggerated. On the other hand, when I see what's happening to my native tongue, Croatian, in public usage, I am less confident... then again, I'm not exactly surprised by any of it, and certain things I even find amusing. We'll see how it plays out in the end, though.

      As for language extinction...I think it's a somewhat different phenomenon than changes in languages widespread enough to continue to exist. More specifically, it's a side-effect of cultural assimilation. As much as I like the many benefits that the large-scale organization of societies brings, I can't help but be saddened by the homogenization it brings.

      Think of it as more of a pendulum: now it swings one way, but soon enough it will swing back.

      For instance, the Roman Empire brought on a certain level of homogenization. Many languages were lost in that period, and I know linguists enough who'd sell their own grandmothers to gain more insight in some of them. When it collapsed, though, quite a number of new languages emerged from its ruins.

      On the other hand, I wouldn't want to push the role of representing "living history" to me on anyone against their will.

      That would probably be counter-productive.

      What we need, actually, is to record all languages that we can - and I don't mean just grammar and lexicon, but the semantics as well; thus if, in some future world, people wish - for whatever reason - to resurrect one of the extinct languages, they may do so. Although they probably won't wish to do so, at least some things about those languages will remain noted and remembered. And greatly valued, though just by the weird few.

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    90. Re:What will happen to English? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Wow.

      Exaggerate it a bit, and you'll at least sound Jamaican to the untrained ear.

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    91. Re:What will happen to English? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I'm pretty sure that if CD means "Compact Disk", the plural of the acronym is CDs... you're not really dropping letters, they're just folded up in the acronym."

      Well....arguing about English usage in the US is pretty much a moot point at this point.

      In a few years, it will no longer be the primary language of the country. Si?

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    92. Re:What will happen to English? by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      ...even though none of them are good speakers of English. wow - you too speak english very goodly also as well.

      perhaps you meant "...even though none of them speak English well?"

      All three work: even the one that came from the Department of Redundancy Department conveys its meaning adequately.

      One thing that English is losing that I have no regrets about is the silliness of elevating pedantic precision over effective communication.

    93. Re:What will happen to English? by MemoryAid · · Score: 1
      Yes! The apostrophe replaces the "o". So "American's" is just a contraction of "Americanos". It makes sense now.

      The Oakland A's uses the apostrophe either to contract "Athletics" or to distinguish from the English word "as". The second reason is more useful for other acronyms, and doesn't rely on varied capitalization to distinguish between the root acronym and the pluralizing "s" on the end, such as "MRI's".

      Now, if we could get rid of these damn "quotes"...

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    94. Re:What will happen to English? by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 1
      And now it's used for Russian Rubyists to insult Portuguese Pythonistas?

      Indeed, neither Python nor Ruby was created in an English-speaking country.

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    95. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poker Chips?

    96. Re:What will happen to English? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I used to be able to speak German, though I've forgotten most, and I didn't even know it had a true subjunctive - I thought they just used a different auxiliary or something. It's much more complicated in French and Italian.

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    97. Re:What will happen to English? by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      True enough.

      Bill Bryson's book, The Mother Tongue , is as readable as it is fascinating.... Who would have guessed that there are more distinct dialects of English within 50 miles of London than there are in all of North America?

      I also agree that the English I grew up speaking in the 1950s is likely to be as foreign to English speakers of the next century as the writings of the 1500s are to me. But I think the result will be an improvement where we have an increased number of different ways of saying the same thing— each with its own nuances. AND some easy ways of saying things that we cannot say easily today.

      For example, which of these equivalent phrases is easier to express?

      1. "A person is the person he is because of his interactions with the persons around him."
      2. "Ubuntu."
    98. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy. Native English speakers use the word. Therefore, it's grammatically correct. (Yes, I'm a linguist. No, prescriptive linguistics does not have a place in the 21st century.)

    99. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >When it collapsed, though, quite a number of new languages emerged from its ruins.
      for instance the entire set of what we call Romance Languages (basicaly debased and evolved Latin)

      >but the semantics as well; thus if, in some future world, people wish - for whatever reason - to resurrect one of the extinct languages
      Very true. This has happened many times in the past. For instance Hebrew (which happenes to be my language) as a spoken tongue (outside of liturgy and writing) actually died out for many long centuries and was replaced by Aramaic and then other local languages to the readers until relatively modern times. It's just the nature of human speech.

    100. Re:What will happen to English? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Since you're an AC, I can't contact you more directly; please, send me an e-mail: if Hebrew is your native tongue, I have a few questions not exactly related to this topic.

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    101. Re:What will happen to English? by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      "Could have" is slurred to be /kuld uv/ and we pronounce the word "of" as /uv/ in the south, so when one goes to write "could have" based on screwed up phonetics, you get "could of"......

      But it's really a problem of learning how to speak before learning to write. My middle kid (step-daughter, so I blame her bad genes on her real dad) can't spell very well and it's because she doesn't pronounce things correctly. Personally, I think she has a very mild impediment that prevents her from properly hearing the sounds.....she tests fine in hearing tests, but when she say /eckleest/ to mean "at least" even up through 6th grade (and after repeated correction), I have to conclude there is a problem there somewhere.

      Layne

    102. Re:What will happen to English? by synthespian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      English is wiping other languages out

      This paper (http://www.arxiv.org/abs/cs.CL/0006032), by Xerox Research Center Europe says non-English language presesence on the Web is growing at a faster pace than English. Surprising data: Esperanto beats Welsh, Lithuainian and Latvian (amongst others).

      English as a lingua franca is a losing proposition. I know no one truly fluent and with good command in English that has learned it from a school. They all lived abroad. OTOH, I know francophones and speakers of Italian that are fluent and indeed learned them at foreign language schools (including myself). Of course, this observation is biased.

      I mean, it's absolutely amazing how some very smart people with over a decade of contact with English have absolutely terrible command of the spoken language (while being able to write pretty good English). This phenomenom happens because English is highly irregular(*). Of course, increasingly we will resort to automated tools when we could simply reach out to a language tool. I feel this problem will only grow in the field of documentation for free and open source software (ideally, we would document in an auxlang and machine-translated it to native). We tend to think that English is acceptable. But it is not. English is too difficult. Additionally, it is not fair. The UK saves 100 Euros/year/inhabitant just by speaking English, whereas other countries have to spend a huge amount on coaching students in a language most will inexorably fail in, despite the cultural invasion of US American music and films. Anyone who's a native English speaker and has ventured out of his bubble knows that the idea you can just go to any corner of the world and communicate in English is false. Ex-colonies give you a false impression, too.

      BTW, I know this is going to sound crazy, but Esperanto is the most cost-effective solution http://www.lernu.net/. I'm saying rational, optimized, here. I have some fluency in Spanish, French, English, Italian, Portuguese (native), and intermediate German, beginning Japanese and Russian - oh, and Esperanto (just started this last week and half, due to my reading on it), so you can imagine I have at least some ground to sustain an opinion like that. When you get to Level II, III, or IV languages - as defined by the USA's Defense Language Institute coming from a Level I standpoint you begin to appreciate what the difficulty for non-English/Romance language speakers must be. For instance, Russian verbal aspect is very poor compared to Portuguese, which has the most intricate verbal aspects of Indo-European languages, probably (and this is not an idea of my own, BTW). OTOH, the 6-case declension system of Russian can be really hard for those who speak a Romance tongue. One thesis I have as to why Linus Torvalds is such a smart guy is because speakers of Finnish must keep 16 cases of declension in their heads. That alone ought to make a child have a few more IQ points! :-))

      For more on "the language problem", YouTube has a fascinating 9-part series by a gentleman who whas a UN translator for many years, Mr. Claude Piron (he has become an Esperanto proponent, due to the many problems he witnessed (**) and based also on his extensive knowledge and proficiency)(***)

      http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=claude+piron&search=Search (Spoken in French).

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      neither does fury sound like bury,
      dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth,
      job, Job, bo

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    103. Re:What will happen to English? by djasbestos · · Score: 1

      Yeah, auf Deutsch it's "Konjunktiv", for which there are two forms:

      I) Quoting a person (there is no equivalent in English): "he said he would buy the computer."
      II) Hypothetical (same as English subjunctive, as noted above)

      French and Italian both strike me as being more difficult than German...since German is VERY strict grammatically, there are very few exceptions to grammar and pronunciation rules (and most of those are cognates or are otherwise borrowed from other languages...for example, downloaden - to download (some people say herunterladen, but the English cognate is much more common, ime), or "Oldtimers", pronounced as in English, in referring to classic cars (which baffles me, since the Germans were pretty much the first to commercially build automobiles...)).

    104. Re:What will happen to English? by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Any geek worth his cred should know a good bit about the history and evolution of language. Tolkein was very into it and it was thrust upon us.......and I for one thank him for it (and the work it led to).

      Layne

    105. Re:What will happen to English? by avirrey · · Score: 1

      If ya'll only new all 'em times I's been abusin' them 'postrophies.

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    106. Re:What will happen to English? by graviplana · · Score: 1

      This is total BS in my opinion. Why, just look at Cockney: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockney_rhyming_slang . This British superiority thing needs to die a quick death. The British are just as responsible for English "Creep" as any other user of the language is.

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    107. Re:What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly right, but wrong about new languages evolving. The whole reason separate languages evolved in the first place was geographical isolation
      of human societies. In the increasingly globalized world that you made reference to, this is no longer a factor. Thus, no new languages.

      And no, the "jargons" that still spring up with a handful of new vocabulary terms only understood by the "in-crowd" do not constitute new languages.

    108. Re:What will happen to English? by David+Off · · Score: 1

      Glad to see someone at the back of the class is awake. :-)

    109. Re:What will happen to English? by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      I just want my women flexible, not convoluted.

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    110. Re:What will happen to English? by Gryle · · Score: 1

      It is still incorrectly written. According to the article you linked, "American's" should be written as "Americans'" since it is considered a plural possessive.

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    111. Re:What will happen to English? by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I have far more problems with tomAYto - whenever I ask for tomAHto on a sandwich, I get blank looks... Oh well, when in Rome (or CA, for that matter :)

      I don't think it's the pronunciation that's the problem - who the hell would wanna eat a tomato sandwich?! :)

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    112. Re:What will happen to English? by LawDog · · Score: 0

      Its because there system is designed to grate on you're inter's.

    113. Re:What will happen to English? by Moridin42 · · Score: 1

      How students possible learn a native language like German and hope to speak it correctly with the proper articles if they don't even the grammar rules of a language with commonalities with the language that they would like to learn?
      Emphasis mine.

      If you're going to rant about grammar, please vet your post before you submit. That is all.
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    114. Re:What will happen to English? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      CD is not an acronym: it's an abbreviation. I do not believe it is a contraction either, but I'm less sure of that. The plural should be CDs not CD's. 1: Yes, it is. In fact, it's a classic acronym, written C.D. for the truly pendantic. (D.V.D.'s are the same way.) Acronyms are a subset of abbreviation, that tosses the absolute maximum out.

      2: even if it wasn't, the point of the apostrophe is to improve clarity. The plural/posessive rule is important so as to eliminate ambiguity (Smiths tea and smith's tea are two different things), but most of the rest is just making it blind-stinking obvious. "CDs" could be read as "see dee ess", or "sids", or "cuhds,", while "CD's" can only be read "See Dee's"

    115. Re:What will happen to English? by ratmash · · Score: 1

      Actually, even in the case of ownership or possession, you are still technically using the apostrophe to denote missing letters. As further down the article you linked to is a paragraph confirming what my English teacher at school once taught me. Which is that historically, going way back, ownership or possession was denoted with the suffix -es. So the apostrophe is usually indicating the missing e, or in cases where the noun ends in s, the apostrophe indicates the es suffix being missing entirely.

    116. Re:What will happen to English? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Mostly right, but wrong about new languages evolving. The whole reason separate languages evolved in the first place was geographical isolation
      of human societies. In the increasingly globalized world that you made reference to, this is no longer a factor. Thus, no new languages.

      Oh, I just love ACs strolling by and categorically claiming things they don't seem to know much about... kind of like random people walking up to me and telling me that I'm doing something wrong. Something, for instance, I had learned quite a lot, and they have no experience whatsoever.

      Even in the increasingly globalized world, local communities are not at all likely to die out. Even in a globalized world, you live with your family, not with the whole fscking world. You work with a certain, finite number of people. You know a finite number of people, and associate with but a fraction of them.

      And no, the "jargons" that still spring up with a handful of new vocabulary terms only understood by the "in-crowd" do not constitute new languages.

      Of course they do not.

      They constitute potential bases for future languages. I'm talking about centuries, not years.

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    117. Re:What will happen to English? by dajak · · Score: 1

      non-English language presence on the Web is growing at a faster pace than English

      The discussion we see here in the comments is mixing up two things: many tiny languages are going extinct, but probably not because of English or Chinese, or any putative lingua franca, but largely because of the ongoing consolidation of national languages and regional languages.

      The use of English as a lingua franca is less off a threat to small languages than mobility of speakers between language areas and marriages between speakers of different languages. As long as English is something you speak outside the house it will remain a second language. Only a similar language you speak outside the house enters the house because it is normative.

      There are now also a number of new consolidated regional languages, particularly in Europe, with a recently invented orthography, their own wikipedia, etc. In the process of consolidation language differences disappear to get the required market size. This is bad for historical linguistics but not for language diversity per se.

      I agree English is not very suitable, and not particularly succesful, as a lingua franca, but it seems we are stuck with it as long as Hollywood doesn't make esperanto movies.

    118. Re:What will happen to English? by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      This doesn't mean anyone is talking "wrong". Unless you are trying to be silly, you can't really speak your native tongue in any way but the right one!
      I don't think it is as simple as this. Yes, certain kinds of usage are regional (says the expat Brit living in Seattle and gritting his teeth ;-) but there is another class of word substitution error that I feel impoverishes the language. My canonical example is people who say "take a different tact" instead of "tack". This error loses the nautical imagery of the original expression and prmotes gibberish.
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    119. Re:What will happen to English? by Skreems · · Score: 1

      It's not even close to that point, aside from southern California and parts of Texas and New Mexico.

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    120. Re:What will happen to English? by Smauler · · Score: 1

      That was basically my point. The example I gave shows that. Species A does regularly breed with B, B does with C, C does with D, and D does with E. However, A does not regularly breed with E. Do you see what I'm getting at here? This could be extended to language too. Person A and B can communicate using the same language, as can B and C, C and D, and D and E. However person A cannot communicate with person E.

      I guess what I'm saying is that being able to communicate _cannot_ define a language, because of chains like this. In a simple three person chain, if person A can communicate with B, and B with C, but A cannot with C, with B using the same language all the time, it screws up the communication definition of language. This is because you'd have to define person A and person C's languages as separate because they can't communicate. However, you'd also have to define them as the same simultaneously, because of person B's communication with both.

    121. Re:What will happen to English? by Psyrg · · Score: 1

      It would appear that female tigons and ligers are fertile, however their offspring have been rather fragile.

      Wikipedia on Liger fertility
      Wikipedia on Tigons

    122. Re:What will happen to English? by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      Female mules are very ocassionally fertile. There is one confirmed case of a female hinny being fertile. Female tigons and ligers are usually fertile. Males of all of these hybrids are invariably sterile.

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    123. Re:What will happen to English? by shadow+demon · · Score: 1
      You raise plenty of interesting points and I agree with your opinions on Esperanto. I have only studied it for a week or two a year ago, but still I can get much of a text written in it on the internet. Unfortunately, I don't think that people will have time to embrace it simply because translation difficulties will fade away when AI gets rolling in the coming decades. Even though Esperanto would probably be a much better solution until then, the English-speaking powers will definitely oppose it, and the world's nations, having invested untold billions in English education programs, will want to continue out of sheer (foolish?) inertia.

      As for my own linguistic background, I was raised until 2nd grade in Ukraine, and then moved to the US. I still speak Russian (and to a lesser extent Ukrainian) fluently because I've gone back there every summer. Here, I've studied Japanese for several years, and am probably on an intermediate level, along with my much more easily achieved competency in French from school. As for your question about the Japanese use of Kanji, it's one I asked when I started too. Judging by your smiley you already know what I'm about to say, but I'll say it anyway ;). Kanji are indispensable for differentiating meanings between homonyms, because they not only drastically simplified ancient Chinese pronunciations of words throughout the years*, but also have always had purely Japanese words** that could sound like the borrowed Chinese ones, save only stress and pitch.

      * Mandarin Huanghai, gonghai, Honghai, gongkai, hanghai, and houhui have all been reduced to koukai in Japanese.

      ** e.g. shika = poetry (Chinese) or deer (Japanese), kushi = outstanding (Chinese) or comb (Japanese), iki = one breath (Chinese) or going or freshness (Japanese), etc.

    124. Re:What will happen to English? by Penguin+Follower · · Score: 1

      So I take it you've never been to Manassas, Virginia (Or Manassas Park)? It's as bad there as in Florida.

    125. Re:What will happen to English? by chiapup · · Score: 1

      I got a hadron just wading through (c) that. Tip o' the hat.

    126. Re:What will happen to English? by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      Perhaps your post is simply a masterpiece of subtle irony, but your own words betray your argument. Misusing each word to draw attention to common mistakes ignores the fact that, regardless of the fact that the entire sentence is wrong, the idea you're trying to convey (agreenment with his point) is still readily understood. Language is first and foremost a tool for the communication of thoughts and ideas. There is no evolutionary imperative for it, or anything else, to remain constant over time. If anything, the opposite prevails: society evolves new words, phrases, and rules specifically in order to facilitate better communication.

    127. Re:What will happen to English? by datapharmer · · Score: 1

      Whoa... you are making things way too complicated. When person A can't talk to C without B then B is called "translator". Translators allow people who don't speak the same language to communicate. It is imprecise, but it works well enough that information can be conveyed. A and C cannot directly communicate == they don't speak the same language. Period. What the heck point are you trying to make anyhow?

      I highly suggest you take some classes or get a book on linguistics if you are having trouble grasping the language concept. I mean this in the most respectful manner. I know it gave me a much greater understanding of how language works.

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    128. Re:What will happen to English? by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU! I hate the people who tell everyone what's "correct" when something begins to have wide adoption.

    129. Re:What will happen to English? by datapharmer · · Score: 1

      I can see how this is an annoyance to you, but to call it wrong is saying all Americans can't speak English. It is actually a very common change in pronunciation. It is called a voiced alveolar plosive (or stop) which is a fancy way of saying that you cut the airflow escaping your throat off with the tip of the tongue in a way that you can hear the air when pronouncing the ending of a letter. It is characteristic of the American dialect to do so and is probably something that drives the English crazy more often than "tact" bothers you because it is done almost incessantly. Wikipedia's entry isn't complete, but it is accurate if you are interested in learning more about it: Voiced Alveolar Plosive

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    130. Re:What will happen to English? by insomnyuk · · Score: 1

      Whenever I notice and point out a spelling error made in a place of business, I am generally just met with a cold stare.

      But maybe that's just because I live in Dayton.

    131. Re:What will happen to English? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      all other languages' spellings are being changed all the time, according to the changes that happen to the spoken language, so in most languages, you actually have a 1 to 1 mapping of letters to sounds

      Yeah, like, uh, Chinese.

      But anyway, I don't see that English orthography is such a problem. People learn it - or nobody would be able to read and write Chinese. The brain is well-suited for the task. And having spellings consistent over time makes a far broader range of historic materials readily available to readers.

      If we employed your proposal, then the fragmentation of English would accelerate rapidly. The language as spoken in Scotland, and as spoken in Singapore, are extremely dissimilar, and both are dissimilar to the sounds of American English. So they should, by your suggestion, already have adjusted their spellings to match. Anyone care to go see a nice lomantic fellum tonight?

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    132. Re:What will happen to English? by francisco.colaco · · Score: 1

      To your information, in no european language the acronyms pluralise.

      So 1 CD, 2 CD, 3 CD, 1000 CD and so on.

      The new Chicago Manual of Style FAQ says otherwise, but it is a neologism without justification.

      For instance, if one acronyms lethal virus, whose plural is lethal virii as LV, should the plural be:

      1. LVs,
      2. LVi, or
      3. LV(r/s$/i/)?

      Francisco

    133. Re:What will happen to English? by tommertron · · Score: 1
      a) I'm in North America, so I I'll probably continue to use North American conventions (as well as speaking English and not one of the other languages you might be speaking about.

      b) "Pass me those 10 CD" just sounds weird.

      c) The answer is one - "LVs" because I'm pluralizing the acronym, not the phrase itself.

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    134. Re:What will happen to English? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > What will happen to the grammatical, pronunciation, and spelling differences between
      > British English and American English (as well as others)?

      As far as spelling, it's pretty much already happened: in an international context (e.g., on the internet), both spellings are acceptable.

      Pronunciation is largely a matter of dialect. With global communications, dialects are diverging less and converging more, but that's a gradual process. You can already see a certain amount of that, as some of the more extreme dialects have been "softened" a little by the influence of television over the last fifty years or so. As children grow up hearing not just the local pronunciation, but also the more widely accepted dialect common across a larger area, they are better able to understand one another across dialect boundaries.

      Grammar is more complicated, but the differences in English grammar between geographical areas are relatively small compared to the changes that were already underway anyhow. Fundamentally, English had its roots in and takes almost all of its vocabulary from inflected languages (chiefly Germanic languages and Latin for the grammar, those plus Greek and French for vocabulary, French being substantially the least inflected of the lot), but English itself has definitely become a word-order language, and the inflections are dropping out. The distinctions between the subjective and objective case in pronouns, for instance, are gradually being lost. Of the many different forms of the being verb, fewer than half of them are still in widespread use. And so on. In a few hundred years, the English language may quite possibly have no inflection left at all.

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    135. Re:What will happen to English? by francisco.colaco · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, english is still one indoeuropean language. I was referring to the acronym usage in british english, where the oldest and more reputable forms of expression do not pluralize acronyms.

      They invented the language, didn't they?

      One of the signs of the degenerescence of the north american literacy is the treatment they give to the language (it's your language!), submitting it to the equivalent of pulley treats. The neologism of pluralising acronyms is a clamourous example. If one tries to find a pluralised acronym on one of the oldest IBM manuals, one cannot.

      As a former professor, I can witness the level of degenerescence of the writing capabilities and bad style, syntaxis and ortography of the average college student. I am a native portuguese speaker, and I tell you that what goes on with portuguese, english, french, spanish and italian youth is a civilisational retrocess.

      As late as 1986, english, portuguese and all other manuals I know taught the use of acronyms as I have said. Then came generation MTV (my own), X, Y, Z and finally the cro-magnons have returned when thought extinct ;-)

      Francisco

    136. Re:What will happen to English? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > English is wiping other languages out (becoming the lingua franca, if you will)

      I'm not sure that's still true. Certainly that *has* happened, but if anything now English as a lingua franca may be losing ground (in some geographical areas) to other globally important languages, e.g., Chinese, Arabic, or even Spanish. Where it's gaining, it's gaining at the expense of regional dialects and obscure languages with small numbers of speakers.

      Not that English is _going_ anywhere, mind you. It's still the single most widely used language, bar none (and if that changes it will only be because of higher population growth in regions where other languages are paramount).

      What's going in is this: the endless proliferation of thousands upon thousands of languages is, in my opinion, a thing of the past, a relic of a time when transportation and communication across long distances were expensive and relatively uncommon. Everything now seems to be moving toward a much smaller number of globally important languages: English, Chinese, Arabic, Spanish, and so on.

      The situation does not, however, seem to be heading toward one world language. The languages that are disappearing are the ones with the fewest speakers -- dozens, hundreds, or even thousands, but not millions. Languages with millions and millions of native speakers are gaining influence, not losing it. Even languages like Japanese and Modern Greek, which are spoken mostly just in their own small corners of the world (and among people from there who have moved elsewhere recently), don't seem to be going away, at least, not at a perceptible rate. Languages like Arabic and Chinese and so on are gaining by leaps and bounds, wiping out the small local languages in their regions of influence, just as English has already done some areas.

      Then there's Hebrew. That's a special case. A century or two ago Hebrew was a dead language with zero native speakers, studied for the purpose of reading a relatively small body of ancient writings, and now Modern Hebrew has millions of native speakers and is actively growing. But that is very much the exception, rather than the rule. Normally when a language gets down to fewer than a couple hundred native speakers it's on the fast track to permanent oblivion (if there is no globally-significant literature written in it) or permanent academically-studied-but-not-spoken status (e.g., Sanskrit, Latin).

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    137. Re:What will happen to English? by tommertron · · Score: 1
      I've struggled a lot to come to terms with a lot of what you're talking about. On the one hand, English is very flexible, and doesn't try to fight to strongly against change. This makes it a very pervasive, as well as convenient language. On the other hand, there's always some need for rules. The pluralizing rule, to me, just helps clarity. Adding an apostrophe to plurals creates confusion.

      But by in large, I think that grammar rules should be descriptive of the current norms, and not necessarily prescriptive. Just because you're supposed to say "Just between you and I" instead of "Just between you and me" doesn't mean you have to. To me, if the latter sounds acceptable and gains more popularity, the rules should be adjusted so that that's correct. On the one hand, saying the former rather than the latter makes you seem a little 'higher class' but isn't that just using language as a class barrier of sorts?

      To take apart your points in my non-literate, non-formal fashion, here's another point-by-point rebuttal!

      a) Just because English as we know it generally originates from Britain, doesn't mean that the language they invented is set in stone. In fact, if they invented English, isn't it just a derivative of some Saxon language from mainland Europe? Couldn't you argue that the Saxons of Europe 'invented' Saxon and that the British bastardized it? So why is it wrong for North Americans, or for that matter, people of the Carribean or anywhere else that there are 'dialects' of English, to change it? (And sorry, not a linguist, so I don't know if "Saxon" was a real language. Just an example.)

      b) Bringing it back to the acronyms. Again, I think that rules change in English. Does it burn you up that we don't teach kids to use 'thou' anymore? Or to use 'f's instead of 's's in writing?

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    138. Re:What will happen to English? by francisco.colaco · · Score: 1

      I understand your point, but I am not in full agreement with it. Before, to clear up, the saxons came from where is the Netherlands today, invading Britainnia after the leave of the romans. Saxons do have a language, but english has more latin and nomand constructions than saxonic. One, for instance, does not put the verb of subordinate orations at the end.

      At the very end, a language is a tool. It allows me to understand what you think, and tell you my mind. A language (particularly written language) is also meant to preservante one's tought. If the language change, new generations will be somewhat or even totally deprived of the comprehension of the message. No archeologist can read iberian characters, and only at the 19th century egiptian characters have been understood.

      So, if you change the language needlessly, it will deprive you and your descendents of the comprehension of the written language from the forefathers. Just remember how difficult it was to you to read Jeffrey Chaucer or William Shakespeare, how easier it is to read Mark Twain and how easy to read Hemingway, Paul Aster or Stephen King.

      It is true that ultimately the language will change. As civilisations evolve, languages acquire expressions and words from other languages. However, one good measure of literacy of one society is the stabilisation of the language and the proper use and ortographical correctness by the learning generations. As for the acronyms, why would not the s be capitalised? What if the acronym is HMS (A ship from the british navy). Will you pluralise it as HMSs?

      BTW: one acronym everyone uses is TEA: meaning once transporte de ervas aromáticas, being T.E.A. marked onto the crates that transported tea leaves from the Orient to England. The acronym means, in portuguese, aromatical herbs transport.

      Francisco

    139. Re:What will happen to English? by tommertron · · Score: 1
      Well put. I think we share similar internal and external debates between the preservation of rules and the flexibility of language. We're probably just leaning on slightly different sides of the fence. As long as you know that trying to stop the language from changing is like trying to stop the amazon river flowing through sheer willpower.

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    140. Re:What will happen to English? by powerpants · · Score: 1

      1: Yes, it is. In fact, it's a classic acronym, written C.D. for the truly pendantic. (D.V.D.'s are the same way.) Acronyms are a subset of abbreviation, that tosses the absolute maximum out. My understanding is that an acronym is an abbreviation(*) that is spoken as a word (e.g. RADAR, NASA, AIDS, etc.). If you say the letters (USA, NAACP, etc.), it's an abbreviation.

      * - Or, a concatenation of word chunks (International Police -> INTERPOL)
    141. Re:What will happen to English? by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

      True, but it's a rather bad rule. It adds no information, and generally is the reason the slower part of the population feels compelled to insert the infernal things into random plurals. See http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/apostrophes1.html/ for a more educated opinion.

      In my neck of the woods, the current rule is that an apostrophe is required for words that end with 'day'. Every month, the secretary sends out "Birthday's and Anniversaries" (sic & sic) (I'll admit that English doesn't inspire much faith in consistency.). Managers routinely send emails referring to weekly reports due on "Tuesday's", "Monday's", etc.

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    142. Re:What will happen to English? by synthespian · · Score: 1

      One thing that English is losing that I have no regrets about is the silliness of elevating pedantic precision over effective communication.

      The Hoi polloi is to blame!

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    143. Re:What will happen to English? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Don't think British English uses the subjective form? They must not be watching TV.
      GP said "subjunctive" which is something else entirely. It's all very well to argue that you shouldn't have inflexible grammar, but you are wrong on a purely descriptive level if you can't tell the difference between the two.
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    144. Re:What will happen to English? by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      For a language to change rapidly, there would need to be a small, or at least well-connected group of people using that language, in order for them to be able to adapt to those changes.

      History demonstrates that language in small and well-connected groups tends to stagnate, not grow. The French spoken in rural parts of Quebec is interesting to linguists because it has changed very little from the 1600s when that area was settled... while Parisian French has changed markedly, to the extent that a Parisian and a Canadienne would have difficulty understanding each other. Similarly, the French spoken on the Channel Islands has more in common with the French that was spoken in the 1100s than it does with "modern" French: those pesky Normans haven't changed much since they conquered England. (Except they are all bilingual in an odd kind of way: English in school and church, French at home and on the boats. To such an extent that there is a kind of tacit taboo about speaking on some subjects in the "wrong" language.)

      Languages grow when they are rubbed against each other. There are a remarkable number of different languages that are currently rubbing against English, and English benefits from new expressions and insights that were not previously a part of its culture. It also loses touch with some of its heritage. Not to worry; there will always be pockets here and there that preserve the old ways.

      Meanwhile, we seem to be riding English toward a future global cosmopolis.

    145. Re:What will happen to English? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I never denied that languages change. However that doesn't mean that there isn't a correct form at any given time. If an exam tells you to write in Latin and you write in Spanish you can't claim that languages change and you're 2000 years in advance when you fail.

      And while the punny sentence is understandable given the context it might not be so if one word in twenty were misspelled.

      What Shaw said applies to writing too. Would you higher sum won who wright's like this?

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    146. Re:What will happen to English? by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      Technically it's supposed to be "y'all", as in "you all" with the "ou" apostrophed out.

      Did I mention how I like to verb nouns in English?

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    147. Re:What will happen to English? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      So they (the hybrids) could never form a separate independent species, since they'd need to 'import' males in order not to die out. Interesting, thanks.

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  18. Metcalfe's Law at Work by Comatose51 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe things will turn out like Firefly/Serenity predicted: Mandarin Chinese and English would be left as the two languages spoken by all humans.

    I know that Mandarin is slowly taking over in China with its a hundred plus dialects of Chinese. Even dialects with millions of speakers are falling into disuse by the younger people who prefer to speak Mandarin instead of their native dialect. The government has put no effort into this but since they use Mandarin in school everyone in my generation can speak it. It then becomes a networking effect or Metcalfe's law. Mandarin is just much more useful than the other dialects because you have a billion speakers instead of just a few million. Why bother using those? Plus the regional dialects are what the parents and grandparents use. Mandarin is the cooler, hipper dialect.

    It'll be sad when the regional dialects die out because some of them are much older than Mandarin and some classical Chinese poems only rhyme properly in the south dialects such as Cantonese.

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    1. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      Right now, the only useful languages worldwide are Arabic (because everyone have to learn Arabic to read the Qu'ran), English (because of the British Empire of the 19th and 20th Centuries), French (because of the African colonies of the 19th and 20th Centuries), and Spanish (because of Spanish conquest and colonization of what is now Latin America). French is very useful on the African continent, because in much of Africa French is the ONLY common language among local tribal people that speak their own languages.

    2. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That might be true for extremely narrow dialects, but you might want to read up on current events in China. Right now, the government is putting tremendous pressure on Shanghai to stop people from speaking in Shanghai dialect. For perspective, Shanghai dialect is, in absolute terms, spoken by more people than Cantonese (the "other" Chinese language that the West is familiar with). So why is China attacking Shanghai dialect but not Cantonese? Because Shanghai is an extremely important part of the mainland, while Cantonese is spoken primarily in the rural south and Hong Kong. Shanghai really represents the leading edge of modern, honest-to-goodness China. The communists want to assimilate Shanghai in order to assert cultural dominance of the mainland -- it wouldn't do to have Shanghai outclass the Mandarin-speaking overlords where they can't be written off as a "rogue province" or "special adminstrative region".

      Global communication is a good thing, but issues like this underscore why it is, in fact, a bad thing to lose cultural languages. Although if there is only going to be one form of English, I really hope it's not the British kind.

    3. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by rxmd · · Score: 1

      I know that Mandarin is slowly taking over in China with its a hundred plus dialects of Chinese. Even dialects with millions of speakers are falling into disuse by the younger people who prefer to speak Mandarin instead of their native dialect. The government has put no effort into this but since they use Mandarin in school everyone in my generation can speak it. It then becomes a networking effect or Metcalfe's law. Mandarin is just much more useful than the other dialects because you have a billion speakers instead of just a few million. Why bother using those?

      Why not be bilingual, proficient both in Mandarin and in the local dialect? At this point the politics of the state do come into play - does it support bilingualism, does it actively try to weed out the local dialects, or does it do nothing and let social networking effects and Mandarin take over (which would be somehow consistent with a national agenda as well, without costing anything)? You say yourself that the old dialects are a vast cultural resource, and market forces aren't always good at avoiding short-term benefits for long-term ones. Allowing accessibility of cultural resources to somehow regulate itself is a bit like letting timber companies take care of the rainforest. Or, in a Chinese example, the local dialects are the cultural equivalent of the Panda.

      Bilingualism, for example, is much more common than we think. ("We" meaning Westerners, and/or Chinese, raised in the model of the Western nation-state with its one person/one nation/one language model - I know there are exceptions to this, but this by far the prevalent model). It's quite a strong assumption that it is somehow the normal condition for the human mind to have only one native language. I have worked extensively in Central Asia, where on some region it's completely normal that persons with no education at all are proficient in two or three languages, simply because they're surrounded by them and it's considered normal that you can speak them. To the average American (or French, or English, or German, for that matter) this may seem like an abnormal situation, but for a large percentage of the world's population it is the normal way of life.
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    4. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by jagdish · · Score: 1

      Define "useful".

    5. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the employees I work with went to Beijing last month. He said that of the residents under 30 that he encountered, most were able to speak English.
      I wonder how this will impact things in the future? If China becomes a superpower, and perhaps even eclipse the US in science and technology, should we also learn Mandarin? Or will China embrace English?

    6. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by ultranova · · Score: 1

      because everyone have to learn Arabic to read the Qu'ran

      No they don't. I, for example, have the options of either not reading the Koran, or reading a translation. Neither of these require learning ancient Arabic.

      Besides, someone who is barely a novice in Arabic but insists on reading the Koran in that is far less likely to comprehend it than someone reading a translation made by a professional translator in his native language.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    7. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Beijing, and I disagree with your colleague's observation. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that most of the people he talked to could speak English - most white-collar workers in international companies have at least some proficiency, especially in the IT or other tech areas. But your typical shop worker or laborer, or even someone working in the government or one of the big state-owned companies, will only be able to speak a handful of words. As for the rest of the country outside Beijing/Shanghai, forget it - people in many places have enough trouble speaking standard Mandarin, never mind English.

    8. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to understand it.
      You just have to read it aloud shaking your head.

    9. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      My definition of "useful" is a langugage that a lot of people speak, especially for business and diplomacy purposes. That's why Arabic, English, French, and Spanish are so useful (I may add Mandarin Chinese if only because of the sheer number of speakers in eastern Asia).

    10. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Technically, according to most (all?) flavors of Islam, a translation of the Koran is not the Koran. It's a translation of it.

      So, to read the Koran, you have to learn Arabic.

      In some ways, it's a good idea, I think. At least they probably never get those "if the King James version was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!" types.

    11. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the case of Mandarin Chinese the sheer number of speakers does not give the language as much importance, at least right now, as one might otherwise expect because those speakers tend to be highly concentrated in China. While there are Mandarin Chinese speakers abroad (of course) it is not clear that Mandarin Chinese, outside of China, is substantially more common than any of the other Asian languages in use throughout south east Asia (Korean, Japanese, other dialects of Chinese, etc). Among the reasons that English in particular enjoys such prominence in world affairs today is the wide geographic distribution, not the sheer numbers, of speakers as both native and second language participants. The fact that the Internet began in the United States and much of the computer revolution, which began in Britain following WWII, took place, at least initially, in the United States further cemented the importance of English. I anticipate that Mandarin Chinese will become more important in the 21st century as the economy of China continues to grow in prominence and the language and culture of China become more widely distributed, but English will remain the lingua franca of international business for the foreseeable future.

    12. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by ultranova · · Score: 1

      In some ways, it's a good idea, I think. At least they probably never get those "if the King James version was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!" types.

      And instead it gets people who believe every word their local demagogue tells them comes straight from God's mouth, since they have no way of checking for themselves, not having the time or means to learn Arabic sufficiently well to read the Koran with any level of comprehension.

      You know what they say: against stupidity gods themselves contend in vain. Very appropriate for this context, and depressingly true even as a monotheistic version.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    13. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by qweqwe321 · · Score: 1

      It's more than just "cooler" or "hipper," it's that language follows power. If the language of commerce and government is Mandarin, you'll get shut out of a lot of society if you only speak a minor dialect, no matter how talented you are. The rest follows logically-- parents will encourage their kids to learn Mandarin over (insert dialect here) and the language's usefulness gradually goes down. The same thing happened in the United States, as new immigrants gradually dropped the languages of their ancestors for English.

  19. An Inconvenient Language Root by dswensen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn you global warming.

    1. Re:An Inconvenient Language Root by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warming? Surely you mean Global Wording.

    2. Re:An Inconvenient Language Root by jpetts · · Score: 1
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  20. The Onion on dying languages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Klingon Speakers Now Outnumber Navajo Speakers

    According to a report released Monday by the Modern Language Association, speakers of the Star Trek-based Klingon language outnumber individuals fluent in Navajo by a margin of more than seven-to-one.

    "Navajo, a 3,000-year-old Native American tonal language belonging to the Athabaskan/Na-Dené group of tongues, is clearly dying and will likely be extinct by 2010," MLA president Frederick Toback said. "Fortunately, though, the sad, steady decline of this once-proud Native American tongue has been more than offset by a rising interest in Klingon culture."

    1. Re:The Onion on dying languages by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      lol

      and lets not forget that google has a klingon translation but doesn't appear to have a navajo one ;)

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  21. Wiretaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it makes it easier for law enforcement to understand what is said in wiretaps.

    1. Re:Wiretaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a foolish assumption, there will always be some kind of `cant or slang that people will use when they do not want others to know what they are talking about.
      Anybody who has ever known anyone in organized crime will tell you this.

      anonymous for obvious reasons.

    2. Re:Wiretaps by Cerberus911 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Boy, you're living right on the edge there, posting anonymous in case your mob connections trace your slashdot userID down and come to your house, finally culminating in a glorious gun fught that will make the news for weeks. Good thing you checked that box.

    3. Re:Wiretaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yo homie don be giving away de secrets. Shabba labba ding dang doon, hey hey? Shazzbot! Ikky ikky gibble ptang ptang.

      -- Rap Master Cobol (hey, speaking of dead languages...)

  22. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hope the next one to go is 1337speak.

  23. Spanish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot Spanish.

  24. Good thing? Absolutely not! by offaxis · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars then anything else in the history of creation."

  25. 14 Days by pokerdad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I recently heard that a language goes extinct every 14 days, which for some reason pisses me off. No, I'm not pissed off that languages are going away (though I can see more value in them than some here), but rather that it would be expressed that way. Clearly it is meaningless to talk about this kind of change in a time frame of days, so the only reason to state "every 14 days", instead of a more meaningful figure like 250/decade would be to try to manipulate the listener into action.

    But while linguists would like to make this out to be a calmity similar to wildlife extinction (hence the manipulation), there really is no practical solution to this situation; you can't force a language to live on - people either have a use for it, or they don't.

    1. Re:14 Days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not totally meaningless to say that a language becomes extinct in every 14 days. A language becomes extinct when the last native speaker dies. And that happens every 14 days on average. I can personally name a few languages that have less than ten native speakers (and even less non-native speakers). And they are all over 75 years old, i.e. not capable of reproduction.

    2. Re:14 Days by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      Clearly it is meaningless to talk about this kind of change in a time frame of days, so the only reason to state "every 14 days", instead of a more meaningful figure like 250/decade would be to try to manipulate the listener into action.

      You're happy they didn't enact the dying languages as little furry animals with watery eyes, wearing labels so we know which language they represent. Then shooting them to pieces.

    3. Re:14 Days by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why stating a statistic like that pisses you off, but it's not meant to. It's meant to bring the numbers down to something people can comprehend. Saying 250/decade has 2 numbers that are just too big. 250 languages ... The thought boggles the mind. The first response is 'Impossible. There aren't that many to start with.' no matter how untrue it is. The second is 'A decade? Cripes, that's a long time.' Most people only deal with the now, and 10 years from now is unseeably far away.

      Something more reasonable would work better... 26/year, for example. Most people recognize that there are at least that many languages. Then when they think about it, they realize that many small countries have their own language. And a year is easy to grasp... Most people have goals that are at least that far away.

      But a language every 2 weeks... That's a very easy number to grasp, even for children. Unfortunately, it seems insignificant because it's so small.

      Maybe it pisses you off because it's talking way below your intellect? Just remember it wasn't aimed at you, and maybe that'll help.

      --
      "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
    4. Re:14 Days by fast+penguin · · Score: 1

      Let's invent a language every 14 days to counter that!

      --
      My worst enemy gave me a copy of Windows for Christmas.
  26. progress being made? by DragonTHC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    70% of the world can't even read or write their own languages.

    a single language will go a long way towards resolving disputes and possibly even wars.
    Different cultures must assimilate into the global culture or become obsolete.

    On the other hand, these disappearing cultures have a lot to teach us.
    Tribal wisdom must be translated and passed down to be preserved for the remainder of human history.

    --
    They're using their grammar skills there.
    1. Re:progress being made? by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      a single language will go a long way towards resolving disputes and possibly even wars.


      Yeah, after all, the Brits and Americans never fought, neither did all those German states or all those Latin-speaking folks. I mean, they all lived in harmony, and never took to arms.

      Where the hell do you people learn your history? I'm thinking you probably don't.
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    2. Re:progress being made? by Zombie+Ryushu · · Score: 1

      I agree, perhaps this will mean the prevention of another burning of the library of Alexandria. The bad part is, yes, alot of tribal Wisdom will be lost that shouldn't. As for Spanish overtaking English, I don't think so, I think thats just racist fear mongering. No, I think eventually English and Chinese will drive Spanish to extinction.

    3. Re:progress being made? by MutantEnemy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, after all, the Brits and Americans never fought, neither did all those German states or all those Latin-speaking folks. I mean, they all lived in harmony, and never took to arms.

      The difference is that today, with modern telecommunications, it's actually possible for there to be a large degree of communication between 2 groups, if only they can understand each other. That largely wasn't the case for the examples you give.

      Now, of course war won't be eliminated completely, but it seems likely to me that mutual comprehension is helpful.

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  27. and... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    ...you think this situation, this "root problem" you are concerned with, will be improved by them not speaking the same language?

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    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    1. Re:and... by Telvin_3d · · Score: 1

      Hey, as long as we can't talk, we have an excuse for why we keep on shooting at each other. Take that away and it just looks stupid. You don't want us to look stupid, do you?

  28. Just make sure we leave a few Rosetta Stones. by WoTG · · Score: 1

    Languages have always come and gone... actually, I guess they've mostly gone as communication over wider geographies has become possible.

    Anyway, I propose that we make giant stone cut modern day equivalents of the Rosetta Stone so that future archaeologists will have something to kickstart translation efforts when they pull fragments of text off of buried DVDs or whatever we leave behind.

    1. Re:Just make sure we leave a few Rosetta Stones. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, don't worry. We can always use babelfish

    2. Re:Just make sure we leave a few Rosetta Stones. by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

      Yo, you want one of the Rosetta Disks, then. Well, if they ever get the things built... For info on the project:wikipedia.

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      Demented But Determined.
    3. Re:Just make sure we leave a few Rosetta Stones. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Only if they can get past the DRM.

      But then again, do you really want our culture to be judged by future generation on the basis of today's movies and music? Could well be that we're seen as savages.

      Makes you wonder if some of the pictures we have of former cultures who left us nothing but a few texts and some stone buildings are wrong, too. Would be a good laugh if we find out that those tombs and pyramids of Egypt were nothing but huge freak shows. I mean, they didn't have TV back then...

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  29. Vanilla Culture by some+old+guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is merely another symptom of humanity lurching steadily toward a drab, gray, intellectually sterile future, where cultural diversity will be eclipsed by monotony. In a monolingual, monocultural future, people all around the globe will be able to talk alright, but there will be much less to talk about.

    Ah, well. As the late great Kurt Vonnegut wrote, "So it goes."

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    Scruting the inscrutable for over 50 years.
    1. Re:Vanilla Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a monolingual, monocultural future, people all around the globe will be able to talk alright, but there will be much less to talk about. How do I talk about anything with someone who doesnt understand me?
    2. Re:Vanilla Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn the language.

    3. Re:Vanilla Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      After all, every english speaking nation is stuck to one culture because they all speak english

      *rolls eyes*

    4. Re:Vanilla Culture by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, have a computer translate it for you!

    5. Re:Vanilla Culture by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Sure, because we all know that the English language is sterile, drab, and monolithic. I'll be sure to let Shakespeare, Chomsky, and all the other writers/thinkers know who subscribe to that inexpressably dull tongue.

      I speak three languages (English, German, and Russian) and I well understand how language reflects the wonderfully varied thought systems of the various cultures. However, I don't automatically believe that (in my value system) all languages are therefore worth saving - there are a number of misogynistic, hierarchical cultures that I'm frankly not all that concerned with preserving.

      Further, what's the alternative? It's not the languages that are dying - it's the cultures, and preserving the language without the culture is nearly pointless. Sure, let's say you develop some sort of super-linguistics-computer that can build any statement syntactically as well as a 'native' speaker. Unless you trap some of the people in some sort of 'cultural zoo', you're never going to preserve the way of life that underpins the language of a group of hunter/gatherers or primitive fisherpeople. Without context, that language becomes merely an interesting intellectual exercise in expressing things differently, not a language. A language known only to an anthropologist is no more authentic than a native who works in the city, drives a pickup, works as a programmer, and lives in the suburbs but a couple of times a summer goes out to dance in a powwow. That's nostalgia, not preservation.

      Humans are opportunistic, adaptable creatures. You can't stop them from adapting, and can't morally compel them to stop advancing...it's not a coincidence that it's the primitive, isolated cultures that are disappearing. Even larger languages are at risk, as some national governments persevere in their futile efforts to legislate language.

      Face it, once humans developed literacy it was the beginning of the long death of dialects and ultimately peripheral languages. Once the first dictionary was written, it was the death of phonetic spelling, preserved today in English only as anachronisms like the two acceptable spellings of (plow, plough).

      I'm sure I won't be around, but I'd be very interested to see the winner between Chinese and English - one has sheer numbers on its side, but the other also has significant numbers (albeit mostly as a second language) as well as being substantially more flexible.

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      -Styopa
    6. Re:Vanilla Culture by Kelz · · Score: 1

      Or a more colorful one where people can express their individual beliefs to their neighbor without a language barrier.

    7. Re:Vanilla Culture by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Have you lost your mind? A common language will HELP our intellectual progress. Look at the researchers making the most exciting progress these days- do you have 30 researchers in 12 countries all learning 12 languages in order to communicate? No, they all learn one common language in addition to their native tongue. How does isolation increase our intellectual future? How does keeping non-english speakers from reading classic english works improve our world culture?

      The barrier to entry on the global network (cultural, intellectual, etc) should be as low as possible in order to include the most people. All of these people learning english as a second language must have SOMETHING to talk about, or they wouldn't learn the language, right? "Oh I thought I'd learn english, but now I realize that I have nothing to talk about. I guess I'll go do something 'ethnic' for a while..."

      bah.

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  30. Just a quick nitpick by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

    > Maybe things will turn out like Firefly/Serenity predicted: Mandarin Chinese
    > and English would be left as the two languages spoken by all humans.

    Japanese apparently survived into the Firefly era. I can't recall actually hearing any dialogue in it, but there were definitely several instances of written Japanese (hiragana and katakana) visible in the series.

    cya,
    john

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    Imagine all the people...
  31. EVLUTN by Trogre · · Score: 1

    YEAH BT NU 1S R BEN UZD EVRY DAY TO AIGHT

    (Stoopid lameness filter)

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  32. A sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The (in)ability of the world to communicate with each other has very little do with language and syntax, rather semantics, tolerance, and understanding are the issues. The loss of languages is sad. It's a sign of losing the past that has much to offer. No, the good old days weren't always perfect but when a language is lost, the songs of the past are also lost. No, translations aren't the same.

    I've been to Papua-New Guinea, which alone has 800 languages. One village I stayed in spoke a language that 10,000 people spoke. They sang a song for me about an old story, a myth if you may, of a girl and boy who were separated by a river but also separated by things that went way beyond a river. I have no idea what a single word was that they sang but it had an effect of me that wouldn't have been there if they sang in English. It's their story, in their language. It's their songs of the past that are worth preserving for the future. If there should come a day when those words are forgotten, I will mourn.

    1. Re:A sad thing by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Well, you could always download an mp3 of those songs...

  33. This is a Good Thing(TM) by Jack9 · · Score: 0

    nt

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  34. Secret Information by paleshadows · · Score: 3, Interesting
    here are some reasons why we'd want to preserve dying languages [from the paper]:

    When a language is lost, centuries of human thinking about animals, plants, mathematics, and time may be lost with it, Swarthmore's Harrison said. "Eighty percent of species have been undiscovered by science, but that doesn't mean they're unknown to humans, because the people who live in those ecosystems know the species intimately and they often have more sophisticated ways of classifying them than science does," he said. "We're throwing away centuries' worth of knowledge and discoveries that they have been making all along." In Bolivia, Harrison and Anderson met with Kallawaya people, who have been traditional herbalists since the time of the Inca Empire. In daily life the Kallawaya use the more common Quechua language. But they also maintain a secret language to encode information about thousands of medicinal plants, some previously unknown to science, that the Kallawayas use as remedies. The navigational skills of peoples in Micronesia, meanwhile, are similarly encoded in small, vulnerable languages, Harrison said. "There are people who may have a special set of terms ... which enable them to navigate thousands of miles of uncharted ocean ... without any modern instruments of navigation."
    1. Re:Secret Information by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      This isn't really compelling to me since, without the secret knowledge they've encoded in micro-languages, we've far surpassed those cultures in medicine, science, navigation, etc... They may know a particular plant that cures the gout, but we've got protein-folding. I'm just convinced there's a real loss here.

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    2. Re:Secret Information by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      I mean, I'm just *not* convinced.

      It would have been clearer if I could have expressed it in my native tongue of kurgurkistani, but no one else understands it anymore...

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    3. Re:Secret Information by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      I understand the arguments of linquists and ethnosocialogists and whatnot, but I don't really see how much we're losing.

      Yes, other languages express concepts that can't be expressed perfectly in ours, which implies different mindsets and cultural outlooks. But how different is that really, and how much of a loss? Does losing a particular micronesian language mean that life's answers might have disappeared? That the formula for peace in the Middle East was in our grasp but is now gone? How big a deal would it be to lose french, beyond having to use 'free' instead of 'gratuit' or 'libre' depending on our intent?

      As far as I can tell (and I've studied the philosophy of language, so I'm not totally ignorant here) it's like losing a couple shades of grey out of a nearly infinite spectrum. When that loss is the natural result of the evolution of human societies, I have a hard time seeing the importance of it.

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    4. Re:Secret Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is not about current economic usefulness of a language.

      When a language dies, so does a part of the history and the culture of the civilization that used it. We are all diminished by a loss of that knowledge.

      For example the Indus valley civilization that flourished in the north western part of the the Indian subcontinent between 2800 BC and 1800 BC left no translatable script or language. As a consequence, even though the genetic make of a significant part of India's one billion people, has its origin with the residents of that civilization, not much is known about their culture beyond the archeological record. Had the language been preserved, we would have known much more.

    5. Re:Secret Information by rossz · · Score: 1

      Sounds like bullshit to me. An idea should be expressible in any language. We will lose some poetry that doesn't work in any other language, but even great poetry needs someone to understand it to be able to appreciate it. It's unfortunate, but it's progress. Instead of some future great Chinese poet writing something in an unknown dialect, he will write it in Mandarin, or possibly even English.

      Yes, some stuff is very language specific, but not always. My ex said the word-play in "Life of Brian" is even funnier in Hungarian.

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    6. Re:Secret Information by quag7 · · Score: 1

      This is my feeling in general; I am willing to allow for the fact that concepts exist in cultures outside of my own and manifest themselves in linguistic terms which are perhaps more nuanced or precise than my own. But to me, the solution is to import words or linguistic structures to the degree that it is possible from these cultures, and import them into English or whatever universal language we're evolving to (Chinese maybe? Spanish?)

      The advantages of universal language are significant, and from my own limited perspective, would seem to outweigh by an order of magnitude what is lost in terms of "ways of thinking" or "ways of conceiving reality." If concept formation is hindered or distorted by a dominant language, let's have that discussion, and let's modify or extend the dominant language accordingly. Language is fairly elastic thing; as the need arises to express a concept, that need is fulfilled, either by a new word or by importing a word from elsewhere (the word schadenfreude, for example, is one of my favorite imports - it is a phenomenon every culture understands, but for which - for reasons I can't really fathom - there wasn't a word for in English). One place English needs work is in terms of gender-neutrality to take into account social changes of the past 100 years. Every document I write for work has to choose "the customer should do X. If HE or SHE" or else, I have to choose one, and then put this ridiculous disclaimer about how we mean nothing sexually discriminatory. Choosing "he" by default - and I am far from into obsessing about political correctness - seems logically, somehow, wrong. So let's extend the language accordingly.

      Then again, maybe my attitude is ethnocentric insofar as this attitude serves my personal needs. But I have to ask why or how languages die if they are as essential to a culture as anthropologists and linguists insist they are. French is not going anywhere, for example, anytime soon. It is a fiercely defended and protected language. It would be, it seems, relatively doable for the French speaking areas of Canada to switch to English (advanced educational system, substantial international and intercultural relationships, proximity to vast English speaking regions, etc), but many of those who speak French have openly refused to do so (except as a matter of bilinguality). I don't see what more it takes, if language is so essential and important to a people, to do the same. I encourage people to do that if their language is important to them.

      The article makes this fairly remarkable claim:

      "Most of what we know about species and ecosystems is not written down anywhere, it's only in people's heads," he said.

      "We are seeing in front of our eyes the erosion of the human knowledge base."

      Well then, let's document it. We have computers, databases, and networks for a reason. Clearly we can put together lexicons for these languages and have them on hand. Where are all of these people who have this information in their head going? If this knowledge is not written down (where it can be translated), obviously it is passed from generation to generation verbally. At some point, a new generation speaks a new language, and records the information in the new language. What's the problem with this? The whole whisper-down-the-alley problem; errors in translation? Surely that happens even within a consistent language passed from generation to generation.

      I'm obviously missing something here. I admit that this is not a subject I know much about, so please enlighten me, but I don't see how the extinction of languages is a problem unless no one has taken the time to study and document them fully so that texts written in those languages can be read for the next several thousand years. If indeed *that* is the problem, then I'm certainly on board that this is extremely unfortunate.

    7. Re:Secret Information by iserlohn · · Score: 1

      Well.. Great Chinese poets write in classical Chinese. It doesn't stop you from speaking your local dialect though and it has been like that in China for more than a thousand years. Which I guess is the point of conservation and revival efforts in linguistics. It's more about the mindset of raising awareness so people can learn from something which they might not even know exists. Learning a language is hard and takes lots of effort, but so is most of the things worth treasuring in life.

    8. Re:Secret Information by shilly · · Score: 1

      It took you a long time to get there, but you did, by the end. There aren't enough trained linguists to capture the dying languages, and especially not when you consider the incredible richness of natural phenomena that many languages can describe:

      "No, not *that* bug -- that's a wakapahita, you idiot. A wakapahita is good for women who suffer from shamadan during their menstrual cycle. What do you mean, what's shamadan? And of course you can't just eat the wakapahita raw -- you have to prepare it by grinding it with this special herb called tchatka, which is a particular shade of blue we call klest and looks very similar to this deadly herb called nargets. Tchatka is pretty rare nowadays because it needs the winter rains and they aren't reliable any more...". You get the picture. It takes an absolute age and an enormous effort to begin to capture this knowledge, and we just aren't bothering as a species, despite the potential value we are losing.

    9. Re:Secret Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Eighty percent of species have been undiscovered by science, but that doesn't mean they're unknown to humans, because the people who live in those ecosystems know the species intimately and they often have more sophisticated ways of classifying them than science does," he said. "We're throwing away centuries' worth of knowledge and discoveries that they have been making all along."


      And almost 100% of this information is useless, because you can't separate the mythical from the truth and due to the "broken telephone" problem. Unless our "researcher" wishes to start categorizing "Unicorn" and "Dragon" as real animals.
    10. Re:Secret Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. And here I was totally unaware that when a culture learns english instead of whatever they knew before they suddenly become *unaware* of any species that there isn't an english word for! This is because english is a standardized language that doesn't ever come up with new words.

      Or, in the real world, the native people remain aware of these species and come up with a new english word to describe them... or even still use their old word, or an english version of it. You see, it's the *people* that contain this information... not the protocol they used to communicate.

      Unless you're proposing that there were two tribes that spoke a dying language. One of them wrote down a lot of important information then went extinct. The other tribe never talked to them, but now they're starting to learn english and if they do nobody will be able to decode the other tribe's documents. But that seems kinda convoluted. Besides, there are people out there who go learn dead languages for scholarly purposes... it isn't impossible.

    11. Re:Secret Information by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Incorporate them into the common language. It is highly unlikely, should we merge all languages that everyone will need everything. For example, I expect the inuits won't need all the african words for sand any more than the africans will need all the inuit words for snow. It's no argument at all why they shouldn't be able to communicate with each other in general.

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    12. Re:Secret Information by TheCoelacanth · · Score: 1

      Eighty percent of species have been undiscovered by science, but that doesn't mean they're unknown to humans, because the people who live in those ecosystems know the species intimately and they often have more sophisticated ways of classifying them than science does
      Most of those are insects. Insects species are very difficult to identify. Many common names for insects refer to classes or families of insects, not individual species, so it seems unlikely that these cultures have named any large portion of them.
    13. Re:Secret Information by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      But the languages that are dying are being replaced with more common languages.

      If anything, the eradication of these "secret" languages and lesser-known ones should open up that wealth of information to more people.

      It's not like the people who know the information are dying, only the language they speak. And since that language is being replaced with another one, the information is still there, it just sounds different, and can be understood by more people.

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    14. Re:Secret Information by MarkAyen · · Score: 1

      ...and in the future, they'll be able to communicate this important information in languages actually known by many of the world's scholars, and not just the indigenous micropopulation and a handful of specialist linguists.

  35. How will they blame George Bush for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I eagerly await finding out how George Bush is to be blamed for this.

    1. Re:How will they blame George Bush for this? by Sergeant+Pepper · · Score: 0

      Clearly, Bush's lack of proficiency in languages in general, and the English language specifically, is causing all other languages to slowly go out of style in favor of the New Neo-con Vernacular.

      (If this made little to no sense it's because: #1, it's a joke and #2, it's 1:00 in the morning)

  36. I'm not so sure... by psychicninja · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our new Chinese/English speaking overlords.....its the first step to having Firefly back on TV.
    I, for one, prefer when nobody knows what I'm saying when I swear in Chinese.
    1. Re:I'm not so sure... by Yetihehe · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I, for one, prefer when nobody knows what I'm saying when I swear in Chinese.
      Just swear in French
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    2. Re:I'm not so sure... by PoliTech · · Score: 1
      "I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère!

      You see, it's like wiping your ass with silk, I love it."

      Merovingian

    3. Re:I'm not so sure... by neutrino38 · · Score: 1

      Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère !

      Wow wow, that's a nice one. Now if you want to practice, have a look to our swiss neighbours, they've made a very nice video clip to advertise their new emergency number.

    4. Re:I'm not so sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cao ni ma

  37. It's not the languages that matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the culture. Expiring languages take with them many different cultures. When the world "normalizes" the language, we will all become culturally similar.

  38. Think about it for a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of the thousands of remaining languages, hundreds are ancient American Indian languages spoken by four or fewer living persons, all over the age of eighty. Once, maybe ten years ago, my Dad and I looked these old languages up. I can't imagine how many of those five hundred or so have died since then. Perhaps the languages we should be most concerned about are the ones with written literature and history. If someday, no one can speak some arbitrary hunting language with no writings or recorded history, I don't believe humanity has lost anything particularly important.

  39. Esperanto! by Tmack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Less languages will mean more people speaking the same one, thus promoting better communication.

    Yes! Now that everyone is finally picking up on THE language, Esperanto, soon everyone will understand everyone else!!

    tm

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    1. Re:Esperanto! by Cybrex · · Score: 1

      Vi pravas! :-)

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  40. Census Dot Gov (2006) by Nymz · · Score: 1, Informative

    What do you call a person who knows 1 language? 'American'.
    The latest census (2006) here my own state (California) revels that 42.3 percent of people speak a language other than English at home. So while this Slashdot story may remind you of an old joke, we are all reminded of how much of a joke you anti-American racists are.
    1. Re:Census Dot Gov (2006) by Dhrakar · · Score: 1

      Woah! Slow down there cowboy... That joke was neither ignorant nor racist. I happen to be American and my wife is French. You may have found one corner of the US where multiple ethnicities mix (I'd bet that NY is another). However, by and large we Americans are way behind other cultures in terms of relating to and understanding them. This may or may not be a bad thing, but it definitely hinders us from being able to empathize with folks from other countries. It is especially tough when there are so many folks who _try_ to pretend that nothing really exists outside of the US (in any meaningful way beyond a tourist destination that is).

    2. Re:Census Dot Gov (2006) by SIIHP · · Score: 1

      "That joke was neither ignorant nor racist."

      Isn't that what all the ignorant racists say?

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  41. Speechless, I do be. by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    I don't know how to say how I feel about that report. Maybe the right word has gone extinct.

    1. Re:Speechless, I do be. by Kamineko · · Score: 1

      Make one up.

  42. There is one simple statement to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other than "So what"...I don't think there is much more to say....

  43. losing languages is bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For everyone saying "good, getting rid of languages to use a few common ones will facilitate better communication", you forget that while there are plenty of words with common ground (the same definition usually), having different languages breeds different concepts. One of the most important tools humanity has at it's disposal, besides language, is imagination, which is related to randomly or selectively combining different ideas, concepts and other data. By filtering out languages to favor one language, solely for the advantage of improved communication between individuals, you are _also_ filtering out perceptions generated by the different base concepts found in different languages.

    In short, losing diversity of language is akin to losing the diversity of species in nature, which nobody in their right mind considers a good thing. You're losing differences that encourage change and even growth, especially when you bring two different cultures of language together. After they had gone their separate ways in days of old, we've brought them together again in modern times and learned what each culture discovered by looking at the world in various different aspects. But just like so many people in technology see the advantage of NOT having an OS mono-culture, we should also see the advantage of not having a mono-culture of human language.

    I'd even go so far as to say that separation and re-merging of cultures of languages should be an encouraged social cycle in my opinion. Learn separately, come together later and compare notes, and repeat process. Is that a perspective anyone else bothered to think of, or were you too interested in making sure anyone in the world could understand you when you asked for food, clothing, shelter, money, internet access and/or porn?

    1. Re:losing languages is bad by kandresen · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you.

      I have been surprised at how much additional understanding I have gained from learning more languages.

      Sigmund Freud for example did the often quoted mistake but understandable mistake of claiming 'God' was invented as a 'Father figure', which obviously seen through the original languages in which it was written where the Hebrew word for God in fact does not have gender but is 'it' and not 'him' as in English and most if not all other Germanic languages.

      In philosophy classes I had, David Hume's ideas related with complex ideas being formed by combining simpler ideas, where incorrectly put into some context which made perfect sense when used with Scandinavian grammatic rules, however made no sense at all when later tried with Spanish...

      How we learn, and our understanding of the world is very related with the language we speak, and lots of knowledge as well as paths for understanding will be lost by the disappearance of many languages.

      Not only that, but great works written are easily lost that way. Hebrew poetry for example have poems which starts at the first letter of the alphabet and finish at the last. This is impossible to reproduce in other languages, they simply loose all the beauty and the meanings implied through the play of words.

    2. Re:losing languages is bad by Futselaar · · Score: 1

      As a non-native, I'd like to inform you that the correct spelling is "lose". We owns English!

  44. Languages are just a tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just as it's annoying when people act like English/French/Chinese/etc are some great, special, uniquely wonderful language...I don't find some language spoken by 1 person in some remote area special either.
    However, human language capability IS amazing and unique.

  45. Re:Good /bad thing? - Irrelevent. by ashitaka · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There have been thousands of cultures that have developed, sometimes to world-conquering levels, then faded and disappeared. Some did so naturally through being unable to self-sustain, others were the result of genocide or forced assimilation. Whether you feel sad about it or not, if Hitler had succeeded the Jewish culture would definitely not be the first to disappear through violent means. Not by a long shot.

    The difference now is that there are forces that speed up the extinction of non-self-sustaining types of cultures. Here in Canada there are more than a few First Nations languages which no more than a couple of people still speak. These are being recorded and documented as quickly as possible but it is understood that these will die out as soon as there is no one who needs to use them as part of their daily existence.

    Is it sad that this is happening? Only if you don't realize the fact that the only reason there are so many different languages on earth is because of historic geographic isolation of all the different peoples. With instant worldwide communication and the ability to travel to just about any spot on the earth within a day or two, the conditions that allowed disparate languages and cultures to develop in the first place no longer exist.

    That being said, languages are still developing and evolving, but now due more to artificial forces such as intentional introduction of slang as personal identification and new technologies and methods that need new terms to describe. e.g.: "Double-click the minimize control to select the desired HDMI input". Perfectly understandable to you and me, complete gibberish to most people over 50. And that's just in English.

    We live in interesting times. The second case of technological development having a profound effect on all mankind, the first being the industrial revolution. I believe this second phase will have a much greater effect than the first.

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  46. As Stewie so elloquently put it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Click click, bloody click... PANCAKES!

  47. Not all languages are equally expressive by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Insightful
    There are some things you just cannot say in certain languages because they lack the constructs and idioms. At one stage my father and I could speak English, Afrikaans and Zulu reasonably well and we'd often mix these all and be able to express richer thoughts than by just sticking with one language. Having moved away from South Africa, my ability to speak both Afrikaans and Zulu have fallen away badly and I can now really only communicate in English.

    Various words just have no real translation. "Gesellig" (Dutch) just means so much more than the dictionary equivalents: genial, social. Similarly "mana" (Maori) means more than just pride or spirit.

    Kill a language and you kill a culture. Kill a culture and you end up with disaffected people. You just need to look at Inuit, Uustalian Aboriginal and various other groups to see that this is a bad thing.

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    1. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Well, English is pretty good at appropriating words from other languages. All English speakers (okay, all the ones who speak and write at more than a fourth grade level) use words from other languages to express ideas, but those words are de facto (gee, that doesn't sound very English) parts of the English language now.

      Nobody's killing languages. They're dying from neglect. Neglect by the very cultures that speak them.

    2. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Various words just have no real translation. "Gesellig" (Dutch) just means so much more than the dictionary equivalents: genial, social. There are lots of words that have meanings that fall right in the middle of a cluster of words in another language, but have no perfect translation. Thing is, that's largely irrelevant. There's no large, gaping hole in your ability to describe your world to others simply because there's no exact word in English that means the same as "gesellig".

      Similarly "mana" (Maori) means more than just pride or spirit. Yeah, it means prestige/honor. You might argue that "prestige" doesn't capture the true essence of "mana", but I'd argue that you don't know the true meaning of "prestige". Unless you can articulate what's missing, you can't say there's a gap in the meaning. If you can articulate the diference, then you've demonstrated the English is perfectly capable of communicating the concept--- it just doesn't have a singular word for it. There's nothing magic about having a special word for something. If it's truly an important concept, a word will be created for it, or borrowed from another language. Language is a living, flexible tool. It can adapt to anything.

      Kill a language and you kill a culture. Kill a culture and you end up with disaffected people. RTFA. No one is "killing" these languages. They're dying because people are abandoning them. Cultures are dying for the same reason. The notion that aboriginal culture should be preserved at all costs ignores the fact that doing so requires that we keep people living in stone-age squalor and forbid them modern conveniences like manufactured clothing, steel tools, or (horrors!) television! Cultures come and go. Old people decry it, young people embrace it. It's the oldest story in human history.
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    3. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Various words just have no real translation. "Gesellig" (Dutch) just means so much more than the dictionary equivalents: genial, social.

      At least spell it right, mmmkay? It's written with a "z": "gezellig". The word also exists in German, where it is indeed written with an "s", however "gemütlich" is more common. That said, they aren't one to one translations (as you said) because the Dutch have a tendency to overuse it... ;-) A dutch person might use it to describe a fun evening where everyone got drunk on Bols, which I couldn't call "gezellig" in whatever context. They have to be excused, after all they're Dutch ;-)) (Note: my mother tongue is Dutch)

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    4. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Hey, psst! shhh.. sorry, but it's actually written as 'gezellig' in Dutch. What is expressed is indeed some kind of combination between homy and intimate)

    5. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by Grym · · Score: 1

      There are lots of words that have meanings that fall right in the middle of a cluster of words in another language, but have no perfect translation. Thing is, that's largely irrelevant. There's no large, gaping hole in your ability to describe your world to others simply because there's no exact word in English that means the same as "gesellig"... There's nothing magic about having a special word for something. If it's truly an important concept, a word will be created for it, or borrowed from another language. Language is a living, flexible tool. It can adapt to anything.

      Not necessarily. As unintuitive as it might seem to intellectuals, there's a huge profit to be made in promoting miscommunication. Take words like: terrorism, freedom, unlimited, free, love, or pride. These words have practically lost their meaning in unqualified use because their definitions have become so saturated. (I would argue largely as a result of marketing.) Do you think it's a coincidence that smoking marijuana has been equated to terrorism or that your unlimited broadband connection is capped in both speed and usage?

      Furthermore, I believe there is a strong argument that can be made that language has an important function in how our minds construct a schema of the world around us. I realize that 1984 is just a book, but there is a lot of truth to the fact that language could be used to control how people think. And, remember, it's not a matter of whether YOU (an articulate, educated person) can find clever ways of clearly expressing yourself despite your language. What if all those below you on the bell curve can't?

      I personally don't know what meaning we should draw at the loss of so many languages so quickly means, but I wouldn't be so quick to write such developments off as inconsequential or a generally Good Thing (TM).

      -Grym

    6. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by shilly · · Score: 1

      "You might argue that "prestige" doesn't capture the true essence of "mana", but I'd argue that you don't know the true meaning of "prestige". Unless you can articulate what's missing, you can't say there's a gap in the meaning. If you can articulate the diference, then you've demonstrated the English is perfectly capable of communicating the concept--- it just doesn't have a singular word for it."

      There are plenty of examples of words that have no equivalent in English -- until they're co-opted into the language (eg gestalt, bungalow, oy vay, etc). While the ideas may be expressible in English, it may take dozens of words to get close to the meaning, and so at the least, there is a price to be paid in terms of inefficiency if we lose a language. And sometimes it will be impossible to describe the difference in English. A good example is how different languages treat colours. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distinguishing_blue_from_green_in_language for more.

      Finally, it seems a bit odd for you to exhort someone to RTFA while constructing an argument that ignores the article's central premise, which was that it *is* sad to see languages go extinct, because there *is* some unique value in having words to describe a concept. In particular, as the article pointed out, descriptions of local natural phenomena are lost, and we begin to see the world in undifferentiated terms, when local dialects that capture these phenomena go extinct. It might be true that we can re-create words to describe all the different types of love described in different human languages (eg platonic vs erotic from Greek), but we can't re-create words to describe the bugs, weather conditions, and medicinal plants in a locality without investing the hundreds or thousands of years of intimate knowledge that local residents had built up. This could matter in lots of ways, such as slowing the rate of discovery of new pharmaceuticals, a process which can sometimes piggyback off local knowledge.

    7. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by Mutant321 · · Score: 1

      English is well known for borrowing words from other languages. It's probably due to the fact that it *is* so widely spoken. It also borrows them in such a way as to keep the spelling and pronounciation in tact, which also helps preserve the original meaning. Your example of "mana" is used a lot in English, especially in New Zealand, and is beginning to spread around the rest of the world.

      English is one of the most flexible and expressive languages. Anyone can coin a term and likely be understood. For example, if I were to say "This burger is cheesetastic", you would understand more or less what I'm talking about. Most other languages, this sort of flexibility is impossible.

      Again, I don't think this is necessarily an original property of English. I think it's due to many people speaking English as a first and second language, all over the world. Rigid standards of grammmer, spelling etc., such as exist in Spanish and French are not maintained. Most native English speakers have far less trouble understanding foreign English speakers, merely because they are just used to hearing it all the time, as well as all the various dialects of native English. This results in a much more robust, flexible form of communcation. And in the end, who cares if we're maintaining strict rules of grammer, so long as everyone can understand each other?

      I think it's important that we preserve other languages, and the efforts in promoting Welsh and Maori prove that it can be done. But I don't think we should try to resist the rise of English as a global language. I don't think we could, even if we tried.

    8. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Kill a language and you kill a culture"

      Good god I wish you people would crawl back under your rocks. First off, there is a big difference between killing something and it just dying of it's own accord. No one is actively trying to kill off other languages - as has already pointed out, it's a natural progression of the world getting smaller. If your culture can't survive the language changing, then, well, it's just not a very strong culture. People define a culture - language is just part of it. It's not the source nor is it required. Does this change the cutlure? Sure. Does it REALLY matter? Nope. If enough people want to preserve a culture, it will be preserved. If not, it dies off. It's ok. The world won't end from it.

      Next, well, nice try using opressed people where there HAS been an attempt to squash them rather than a culture that is simply dying out from neglect. The point of this article is that lanaguages are simply falling into disuse. Perhaps you should read the article as it appears you haven't.

      Native americans are my favorite. Apparently the west was lost with casinos way back when since that seems to be what represents their 'culture' these days. Ok, joking aside, here's a good example of what happens when you try to artificially preserve a culture due to a bunch of guilt. I'm not even going to get into how pathetic it has become - the only thing they are trying to preserve is their right to be the only casino in the area.

      Past that, Maori only means more in that culture. For 99% of the world, pride or spirit gets the point accross well enough. And if it doesn't, a word will get added. This is how it works.

      This idea that every culture in the world deserves to be somehow preserved by everyone else is just silly AND dangerous. Quite honestly, if these cultures were so great, they wouldn't BE dying off. The reason that spoken languages are slowing centering onto just a few is that communication is required more and more to do business, etc. You can speak only Zulu, but good luck getting a job anywhere except where the lanaguage is in use. This is just a fact of life. Get over it.

      BTW, one of the articles wants to imply that the current muslim war against, well, anyone that's not muslim (though as usual the finger is pointed at the US) is some sort of communication issue. Obviusly, YOU haven't taken the time to read the koran or you'd know this is way more than just a mis-communication.

    9. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it means prestige/honor. You might argue that "prestige" doesn't capture the true essence of "mana", but I'd argue that you don't know the true meaning of "prestige". Unless you can articulate what's missing, you can't say there's a gap in the meaning. If you can articulate the diference, then you've demonstrated the English is perfectly capable of communicating the concept--- it just doesn't have a singular word for it. There's nothing magic about having a special word for something. If it's truly an important concept, a word will be created for it, or borrowed from another language. Language is a living, flexible tool. It can adapt to anything. I agree. The best example of this I can think of is the Japanese word guri. It's usually translated as honor/duty but it carries a lot more psychological baggage than those words do in English. If someone were telling a samurai tale, they can just as easily have a paragraph describing how the English translation is simplistic, then go with guri from that point forward. Being a samurai story, guri would probably be the motivating factor for much of the action. By the end of the story, the reader would have a firm cultural understanding of what the word means.

      There's a lot of good storytelling potential in exploring the different baggage cultures load on words and ideas, some shared between the cultures, others unique.
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    10. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by thermal_7 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it means prestige/honor. You might argue that "prestige" doesn't capture the true essence of "mana", but I'd argue that you don't know the true meaning of "prestige". Unless you can articulate what's missing, you can't say there's a gap in the meaning. If you can articulate the diference, then you've demonstrated the English is perfectly capable of communicating the concept--- it just doesn't have a singular word for it.
      You may not be able to explain the gap in the meaning, but that doesn't mean there isn't one. I would take the word of someone who knows both words and says that they don't really match up.

      There's nothing magic about having a special word for something. If it's truly an important concept, a word will be created for it, or borrowed from another language. Language is a living, flexible tool. It can adapt to anything.
      You are wrong. Language is indelibly entwined with culture. You can't truly understand some words unless you understand the cultural concept they represent. Take the Japanese word "genki" for example which roughly translates to happy or healthy. That word is an encompassing adjective to describe a person as being in a right state of body and mind (I am approximating, I don't claim to understand the concept fully). So you see, you need to fully understand their culture to know what they consider right in this context. Thus there is no translation into English unless you want to explain the Japanese mindset and culture along with the translation. This would be more like a thick book rather than a cluster of words and even then the reader might not get it.
    11. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You are wrong."

      No he isn't, and nothing you said proves he is.

      "So you see, you need to fully understand their culture to know what they consider right in this context. "

      No, you don't, you just need to be able to describe it with language. Your failure to do so has no bearing on that whatsoever.

    12. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by FauxPasIII · · Score: 1

      >> Similarly "mana" (Maori) means more than just pride or spirit.

      > Yeah, it means prestige/honor. You might argue that "prestige" doesn't
      > capture the true essence of "mana", but I'd argue that you don't know
      > the true meaning of "prestige".

      Plusgood selfthink?

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    13. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by eennaarbrak · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I read Andre Brink's "Duiwelskloof" (Devil's Valley) in the original Afrikaans. A number of Amazon reviewers complained about the amount of swearing in it - they just don't understand that swearing in Afrikaans feels completely different from English! Swear words like the f-word, although the same in meaning, just has a completely different "feel" to it when said in Afrikaans. Its just ... funnier.

    14. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but none of what you say makes any sense to anyone who actually knows multiple languages.

      The reason for the dominance of English is the same as the reasons for the former dominance of German and French - the international influence of the governments involved. In the case of English, it helps that the former colonies of England that are now separate countries speaking English as their main language have a lot of continuing influence on world affairs (the US especially, but also Canada, Australia and New Zealand).

      Most languages borrow words from other languages and support trivially coining terms, neither of those makes English remarkable in any way.

    15. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by Fnordulicious · · Score: 1

      The Japanese word you're referring to is "giri", not *"guri". And its opposition is "on", which is uncompensable unlike "giri".

    16. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by ockegheim · · Score: 1

      No one is "killing" these languages. But in Australia, the paternalistic government isn't doing anything whatsoever that recognizes any value in Aboriginal languages.

      On the other hand, learning a language is a huge time investment, and even if there was infinite money, there wouldn't be enough linguists to give each language the study it deserves. I do think that children should grow up with competence in their mother tongue though. They'll go an learn a world language anyway.

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    17. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps there isn't an exact word for gezellig in the English language, but I think "cozy" might sort of work. If not, maybe it needs to be imported into English.

    18. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by Dlugar · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of examples of words that have no equivalent in English -- until they're co-opted into the language (eg gestalt, bungalow, oy vay, etc). While the ideas may be expressible in English, it may take dozens of words to get close to the meaning, and so at the least, there is a price to be paid in terms of inefficiency if we lose a language. And sometimes it will be impossible to describe the difference in English. A good example is how different languages treat colours. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distinguishing_blue_from_green_in_language for more.
      From Douglas Hofstadter in GEB:

      Although we should recognize the depth to which culture affects thought, we should not overstress the role of language in molding thoughts. For instance, what we might call two "chairs" might be perceived by a speaker of French as objects belonging to two distinct types: "chaise" and "fauteuil" ("chair" and "armchair"). People whose native language is French are more aware of that difference than we are--but then people who grow up in a rural area are more aware of, say, the difference between a pickup and a truck, than a city dweller is. A city dweller may call them both "trucks." It is not the difference in the native language, but the difference in culture (or subculture), that gives rise to this perceptual difference.

      "Blue" and "green" are the same way. The difference isn't in the language, it's in the culture. If it were important to our culture to more finely distinguish colors, or types of love, or bugs or medicinal plants, then we'd create or borrow words or phrases to describe them. (In many cases, we have, we just don't recognize it.)

      So rather than lamenting languages going extinct, simply start using different words or phrases for the nuances or concepts that you think are missing in English. If enough people think those distinctions are important, then English will contain all the expressivity of any other language on the planet.

      Dlugar
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  48. How many died because of religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    would it be a good things if most of the worlds religions are facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing? Less wars?
    Just out of curiosity, ...
    What religion was China with 129,000,000 dead in the 20th century?
    What religion was the USSR with 72,000,000 dead in the 20th century?
    What religion where the Nazi's with 21,000,000 dead?
    What religion was Cambodia with 2,035,000 dead?

    That brings us to ~200,000,000 for Communism, and atheist creed, and 21,000,000 for Nazism a pseudo-religious creed (IIRC, its official religious view was a state concocted Lutheranism with Paganism and a heavy dose of militarism, obviously designed to ween the population off Christianity and onto state controlled propoganda)

    Yeah, obviously religion is the problem.

    In fact, the only major religion that has Holy War as a major tenet of its religion is Islam. Islam actually divides the world into The House of Submission and the House of War.
    Christianity doesn't have it. Not anywhere in the New Testament. The Crusades where a response to Islamic Holy War. Christianity didn't have the concept until then. And, the Crusades started because the Byzantines requested Frankish aid to defend against the Muslims (and got much more than they bargained for).
    Judaism may have religious war in the Mosaic books, but they haven't practiced religious war since they Assyrians (IIRC).
    In fact, most major religions have that "Do not murder" thing (The King James Bible mis-translated the Hebrew as "Do not kill"). So, wars occur despite the moral constraints put in place by religion.

    1. Re:How many died because of religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nazis in germany were christian and ussr is catholic... China has confucianism and until cultural revolution, they also had a lot of christians. Communism does not prevent people from being religious, it just dictates that the state has strict separation between politics and religion.

    2. Re:How many died because of religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The USSR was most certainly not Catholic. Russia was Eastern Orthodox. Communism is expressly atheist.

    3. Re:How many died because of religion? by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Cult of personality is a religion. Millions were exterminated in the name of Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler and Mao Tze-Dong. Native people of Americans were exterminated and subjugated by the cult of Jesus Christ. Tens of millions of Africans are dying of AIDS today because the cult of Roman Pope will not let them wear condoms.

      Atheism is also a religion of sorts, since absence of any kind of being more powerful/intelligent then us or yet unknown forces controlling our lives can not be proven by today's science and is probably false on the scale of the whole Universe and in the face of quantum physics. True absense of unproven beliefs would be a form of agnosticism. However I am not aware of any wars raged in the name of atheism.

    4. Re:How many died because of religion? by egr · · Score: 1

      Atheism is also a religion of sorts
      I agree, the best religion is a "I-don't-give-a-fuck" religion, when you don't give a fuck about what others believe. And that's not atheism
    5. Re:How many died because of religion? by dwye · · Score: 1

      > (The King James Bible mis-translated the Hebrew as "Do not kill")

      No, that was a usage change. At the time, "kill" was a synonym for "murder", and the neutral term was "slay", whereas now "kill" is a synonym of "slay", and "slay" is on its way to poetic obscurity, save in FRPGs.

    6. Re:How many died because of religion? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, ...
      What religion was China with 129,000,000 dead in the 20th century?
      What religion was the USSR with 72,000,000 dead in the 20th century?
      What religion where the Nazi's with 21,000,000 dead?
      What religion was Cambodia with 2,035,000 dead?

      That brings us to ~200,000,000 for Communism, and atheist creed, and 21,000,000 for Nazism a pseudo-religious creed (IIRC, its official religious view was a state concocted Lutheranism with Paganism and a heavy dose of militarism, obviously designed to ween the population off Christianity and onto state controlled propoganda)


      China was superstitious taoist/buddhist even now during communism,
      The USSR was still sort of Christian,
      The Nazi's were certainly Christian,
      Cambodians are and were mostly Buddhist.

      Got anymore red herrings? Those nations weren't non religious. But a political fervor over took it. There was only an explicit anti-religious bent. The argument that religion causes war is similarly a red herring. Religion presents a easy control device for those who want control. Just as political ideology is. Be it taoism, Christianity, Islam or Republican/Democrat. All of them have built in controls, authority, irrationality, and are meant to make it easier to control people.

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    7. Re:How many died because of religion? by Wildclaw · · Score: 1

      Religion is the act of following faith instead of reason.

      There are two types of atheism, Strong and Weak. Among those I would only classify Strong atheism, the certainty that there is no god, as a religion.

      Weak atheism however is simply the philosophical conclusion that in lack of evidence there is no reason to believe in a god, just as you don't believe in other things you don't have evidence for.

      The difference between weak atheism and agnosticism is a matter of philosophy. Both views recognize that we can't know if god exists or not. The difference is in how to interpet that knowledge. I personally prefer weak atheism nowadays (used to be agnostic), because I found the agnostic worldview to be less productive.

  49. Linguists, anthropologists hardest hit. by nocensposteri · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, it is good that people can communicate as we move towards a one-world language. It breaks down a powerful barrier to understanding, as language is deeply intertwined with culture, history, and worldview.

    So thats good, practically speaking.

    Unfortunately, since language is so powerful in molding minds, we lose a lot when a language dies. We lose profound knowledge about a culture and the way it sees the world. To an anthropologist or linguist, this loss is irreplacable, which is why there are projects about whose goal is to record native languages before thier last speaker dies. Piecing together the natural history of humanity becomes that much harder when language dies.

    Like everything else, you take the good with the bad.

    1. Re:Linguists, anthropologists hardest hit. by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      We lose profound knowledge about a culture and the way it sees the world.

      Well...I don't know about profound. Is all knowledge profound? Are all cultures truly world-changing? I don't think so.

      Unfortunately, since language is so powerful in molding minds...

      Or is it the other way around? Could it be that a culture's location affect how the language evolves almost as much as vice-versa, if not more? This is not something you can just assume is true. ...we lose a lot when a language dies. To an anthropologist or linguist, this loss is irreplaceable, which is why there are projects about whose goal is to record native languages before their last speaker dies

      This is arguably not universal. When you've got tens of thousands of similar languages in the same part of the world with the same way of life and same level of technology, does one language add a lot of knowledge? Some of these losses may be quite replaceable. While another language won't be exactly the same, it may yield up the same info about human civilization that another would - which is what anthropologists and linguists are interested in in this case. Even with extinct languages, we've got more culture than we've got culturalists to study.

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  50. Welcome to Spanglishinese by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Basically, here is what's in store for future Americans in the next 50 years.

    1. English is still the primary language, but learning Spanish is a *requirement* in public education.
    2. Not an official requirement, but learning Chinese is required if you wish to maintain competitive via tapping into the Chinese market.

    So one could say that future Americans will learn English, Spanish, and Chinese. Combine them, and you've got Spanglishinese!

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  51. You forget one thing. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    There are many languages that are spoken, not written. It is passed from generation to generation. I met with a Professor Lori Levin at CMU. She was involved in a project to preserve these languages.

  52. Moderation Abuse by Nymz · · Score: 1

    An ignorant racist joke gets moderated funny.
    But an actual fact from the latest government census is marked flamebait, not informative?

    Now here's an opinion, Slashdot moderation needs a serious overhaul.

    1. Re:Moderation Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, "American" is not a race. "Human" is a race.

      Second, it's a joke. Some people will find it funny.

      Third, there's no need for name-calling. That's most likely why you were moderated in that manner.

    2. Re:Moderation Abuse by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      Wait. That joke was racist? I don't see race mentioned, and I believe it comes from the perspective of Europeans who deal with American tourists, not Americans trivializing our immigrant population.

      It is a knock on our education and arrogance, not our diversity. Hell, the entire premise is that knowing more than one language is good. People need to lighten up.

    3. Re:Moderation Abuse by shanen · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear regarding moderation. I flip flop between the two main problems in terms of which one causes more abuses, the anonymity or the elitism of the process. Off topic, but I think the way it *SHOULD* work would involve two changes. First, negative mods should not be anonymous (and there should be a configuration setting to sign all of your mods). Second, everyone should have mod points, though some people deserve to have slightly more than other people.

      On the topic of racist jokes, has this one been told yet?

      What's the difference between heaven and hell? In heaven you have an American salary, a British house, Chinese food, and a... a... Dang. I really can't figure out or remember any plausible version of it. I remember that hell had a Chinese salary and German policeman, but there was a Frenchman in there somewhere. Or was he Swiss? Also, there was an American wife and British food and a Japanese house, too. I think it's a bad sign that I can remember lots of the things from joke hell, but I can't get a fourth or fifth match for the heaven part...

      Captain Mayhem, the master of mangled jokes rides again!

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  53. My god... by Starker_Kull · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...the arrogance and small-mindedness of some of the normally (IMHO) insightful posters here is stunning.

    My father spoke five languages - none of which I learned to speak more than a few mumbles here and there. But I could see how different languages were better at expressing different emotions, different ideas, different viewpoints in life. Some languages have such a strong system of honorifics and class in them - others are deviod of that, but have different terms spoken by the different sexes as a reflection of cultural differences. There are some with phonetic alphabets, others more pictoral, some with a blend of the two. The variety and beauty of human languages is every bit as beautiful as works of music, painting, sculpture.... Should we let the last man who knows how to build a piano die because there are enough other musical instruments out there?

    Forget the structure of languages - what about all the ideas WRITTEN or SPOKEN in them that become forever inaccesable? How many of the Shakespeare's, Archemedes', Sun-Tzu's will be gone forever?

    Should we apply the same concepts to computer languages? Data structures? 'Who cares, we have better stuff now, we'll never need to read that old stuff again.'

    Language is a unique expression of humanity, and I think it is something worth preserving - even if it is not as practical as having Chinglish taking over the world.

    1. Re:My god... by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      To adapt your piano analogy a bit: How impoverished are we by the loss of knowledge for building harpsichords?

      It's not just that we have enough other instruments, it's that the world of music left behind certain instruments, but still keeps expanding, none the poorer for not having composers still writing symphonies for the muselar. To call the loss of something that passed or is passing naturally out of use a tragedy is to pine for a museum world where nothing is lost but less and less continues to actually live.

      No one is saying that we shouldn't retain as much knowledge as possible in archives and libraries and academia. But what more can we do when the Dee-ni in Oregon decide they'd rather learn English than speak in a dying tongue?

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    2. Re:My god... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Should you pick children out of school and force them to become piano makers (substitute some instrument you've never heard of because it's extinct for "piano")? Or would it be a better idea to write down how to make a piano and how to play it so that the instructions are available if someone in the future decides they'd like to become a piano maker, or decides they really must hear that piano sonata played live?

      Languages are worth preserving, but not necessarily worth preserving as live languages. Not that you get the choice. If a language is going to die it's not as if there's much you can do to stop it.

    3. Re:My god... by Futselaar · · Score: 1

      It so happens that I speak five, large, languages, and am currently working on Japanese, which will make it a glorious six (yes, I am quite proud of it). In the neighborhood I grew up in, two tiny languages (Gronings and Sranantongo), were widely spoken. Today, I speak neither of those, and this is certainly a loss. On the other hand, the kids who spoke those languages had far fewer opportunities to attend universities, move around the world, and ultimately learn more, and larger languages. Languages are beautiful and nice to know, and are certainly part of the human heritage. However, to preserve near-extinct (or rather, near-abandoned) languages, means that children have to learn them as their native language, which in many cases severely inhibits their opportunities further down the road. I think their parents, or societies, would do them a disservice by allowing this to happen. It certainly isn't a sacrifice you've had to make. Bear in mind, moreover, that the fact that many tiny languages are abandoned does not mean that we will end up with only one or two. A language with a few million speakers can uphold a decent educational system, literature and, crucially, allow people to become polyglots. Sure, I am happy with Dutch as my native language, but I would be much less so if I couldn't have learned English through Dutch in a vast Dutch-speaking educational system. Indeed, in that case, I would not even have been able to reply to your post.

    4. Re:My god... by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1

      Languages are worth preserving, but not necessarily worth preserving as live languages. Not that you get the choice. If a language is going to die it's not as if there's much you can do to stop it.

      Agreed on both counts. What just surprised me was that so many posters didn't see any value to preserving the knowledge of what a language is. Languages as living things will come and go as civilizations do, but it's worth trying to preserve knowledge about them.

    5. Re:My god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a bit of arrogance in your statement too though; what you are practically saying is that we should force someone to learn something, when nobody wants to. If the lsst piano maker died, and nobody cared enough to make pianos and learn, then by all means it is time for the piano to die. You can't force someone to become a piano maker if they don't want to learn it or want to make a piano. The same things apply to languages. If the parents speak the language, but the children find no use in it, then it is unethical of you to try to force them to continue said language. What people are forgetting here, is in many of these cases, these languages are dying because somebody doesn't want to learn it. We should record the knowledge and move on. If you want to save said language, by all means learn it, yourself.

    6. Re:My god... by tftp · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse." - Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor

    7. Re:My god... by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1

      To adapt your piano analogy a bit: How impoverished are we by the loss of knowledge for building harpsichords?

      Look up Mozart K.107 and listen. You may change your mind about the value of that knowledge - which, fortunately, we still have and take efforts to preserve. Not having factories cranking out harpsichords is fine - as long as we carefully preserve the knowledge about how to build one, play on it, and write the music that can be played on it.

      It's not just that we have enough other instruments, it's that the world of music left behind certain instruments, but still keeps expanding, none the poorer for not having composers still writing symphonies for the muselar. To call the loss of something that passed or is passing naturally out of use a tragedy is to pine for a museum world where nothing is lost but less and less continues to actually live.

      When things are lost, the remainer is poorer for the loss, even if 'better' things rise to take their place. How can you even tell if the present is better, or merely different, or devolved, if you don't know about the past? As for living in a museum world, last I checked, the existence of multiple vast museums along the West side of Central Park hasn't stifled the local culture much. If anything, it is easier and easier to preserve knowledge. How does preserving knowledge stifle life?

      No one is saying that we shouldn't retain as much knowledge as possible in archives and libraries and academia. But what more can we do when the Dee-ni in Oregon decide they'd rather learn English than speak in a dying tongue?

      "So, in the future, it will be easier for people to communicate globally. Who cares about the old cruft?"

      To be fair, that's only one comment. I suppose I should have responded directly to it. And I don't advocate the impossible - people will speak what they want to speak, and it would be crazy not to let them learn what they decide they want to. I suppose what I was responding to was the 'feel' of the comments, that there was no big loss in losing these little languages, that they are not worth preserving, at all. There is just something incredibly arrogant and chilling about the ease some have with banishing an entire culture's thoughts, views, and dreams to non-existence because we don't want to take a little trouble to preserve them. Someday that may be us.

    8. Re:My god... by Kpau · · Score: 1

      More alarming than the extinction rate of languages is the level of ignorance and stupidity being displayed by the posters you reference. From the "babel is good" error-filled logic to the "who cares (its not my language)?" .... browsing this thread brings to mind "My God, its full of idiots!" (karma burn in progress)

    9. Re:My god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >How many of the Shakespeare's, Archemedes', Sun-Tzu's will be gone forever?

      I guess Archimedes will be truly gone forever when no-one bothers to spell his name correctly...
      And don't get me started on the atrocious (ab)use of apostrophes.

      Curious that some of the defenders of unused languages seem to consider spelling and grammar useless...

    10. Re:My god... by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      My father spoke five languages - none of which I learned to speak more than a few mumbles here and there. But I could see how different languages were better at expressing different emotions, different ideas, different viewpoints in life.

      All of us realize each language has various different unique characteristics. But things are created and lost every day. As I said in a previous post, it'll be great for scientists to store this in an accessible data bank for us to refer to, but keeping it artificially alive is pointless, if people find no use for it (yes, even if I can express my foot itch better in another language than English).

      If you're so enraged at our "small mindedness", how come you ALSO didn't learn those 5 languages? It's easy to criticize, how about you put your actions where your mouth is then?

      The reason languages go extinct.. is YOU. Either start learning those 5 languages, or don't criticize people for daring say what you do out loud (in English, nevertheless).

    11. Re:My god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be obtuse. The vast majority of these 'going extinct' languages are those of small indigenous peoples who for the most part never had a written tradition nor a rich culture/history (in a western sense).

    12. Re:My god... by dintech · · Score: 1

      You missed out 'make it with a hot alien babe' in your list of plus points. Zapp Brannigan would not approve.

    13. Re:My god... by joe1844 · · Score: 1

      Something that should be pointed out here... it is necessary to understand exactly what the problem is. The particular languages going extinct are going to be VERY hard to preserve as living languages.

      Nobody is talking about regional dialects with extensive written culture dying out. Many of these language, distinctive as they are, have very few speakers and are extremely 'tough sells'. IIRC, something like only 20% of current existing languages even have a written form. You can romanize it, of course, but that's not the point - the point is that if your language doesn't have a written form, than odds are everything about your culture was orally transmitted, making it that much harder to keep alive. It's -very- hard for an orally transmitted language to continue when the handful of speakers are a tiny dispersed minority. I once knew a guy in Oklahoma who said he only knew of TWO speakers of his language - himself and his son. Can you imagine? All it takes for the language to die is for one person to die and another to lose interest.

      The point of keeping a language alive is not to document it and freeze it in amber. Keeping a language alive means keeping the culture surrounding it going. When you have so few speakers, you're talking about an act of collective willpower by the culture itself that is very hard to do once the active culture is down to so few members.

    14. Re:My god... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Ten years ago I did a project on the Maori language. It turns out there was a whole bunch of stuff on the web on it. Today there's even more. Apparently the language is dying and NZ is trying to preserve it, including English-Maori dictionaries and audio clips of pronunciation.

    15. Re:My god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There are some with phonetic alphabets, others more pictoral, some with a blend of the two.

      I don't think you know what you are talking about, frankly.

      There is only one language in the world which is not phonetic or syllabic -- Chinese.

      Korean and Japanese may use Chinese, but that doesn't make them a blend. Korean has a (very) nice
      phonetic alphabet, augmented with Chinese. Japanese has a pretty nice syllabary, augmented with
      Chinese.

    16. Re:My god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried reading any of Shakespeare's works in the original English? Shakespeare's English is extinct. The only reason that Shakespeare is still enjoyed today is that it has been "translated" to modern English.

  54. The World's Languages Are Fast Becoming Extinct by prxp · · Score: 1

    Damn, Hollywood! I blame you!

  55. And the whole earth was of one language, by PsychosisC · · Score: 1

    And the Lord said, "If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them.
    1. Re:And the whole earth was of one language, by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

      With human nature what it is (Godwin's Law now disabled), a monolingual humanity would be extremely dangerous. Herr Wasserfarben had only telephone, telegraph, radio and Hollerith machines. In our day, Jet airplanes, Internet, satellite communications, and current police/military tactics would make such genocide a snap.

      Techological progress gives only the illusion that human nature is inherently good.

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    2. Re:And the whole earth was of one language, by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Our current technology could make human extinction a snap.

      Why dont we sequence Ebola (wait.. already been done).

      After that, we can slow it to incubation = 2 months, no symptoms.

      Fatality rate = 100%, via e.coli immunity and increased drug resistances

      Now, give it botulism environmental protection as seen from Type A variant. Now all those dead bodies now hold that disease, unless you want to personally burn each and every body. You'd probably get the spores anyways.

      That is a 100% death rate for the whole world. And you can thank the e.coli living in your gut for the lack of resistance.

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  56. English is the language God speaks...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..if not, how come the Bible is written in English when Jesus was a Hebrew?

  57. the sooner the better by r00t · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're seriously behind schedule on that Tower of Babel project.

    About the only good thing here is the introduction of newer materials. Labor costs have gone way up, and you can't even get slaves anymore.

    1. Re:the sooner the better by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      We're seriously behind schedule on that Tower of Babel project.

      Well now, we may not have a physical tower, but we've put men on the Moon and probes out of the solar system; I say don't be too hard on us, we're doing pretty good in the "reaching the heavens" stakes.

    2. Re:the sooner the better by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      And note what the response from God was to that tower.

      And the Lord said, "If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them.

      What will happen when all the languages are consolidate? When scientist from all over are able to communicate and collaborate quickly and conveninetly? Now that the WWW is well established, nearly engrained in the scientific community?

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  58. Heh, ok? by VorpalEdge · · Score: 1

    Deliberate extinction as a tool to force others to conform is not something that I approve of, but if the people voluntarily switch, I couldn't care less and would probably call it a good thing. I mean, language is not like cuisine or dress. It has it's value only in that other people understand it. I imagine that the members of the groups who spoke these languages will still eat the same stuff; they'll just require fewer translators.

  59. Fortunately... by Jon.Laslow · · Score: 1

    ...most of those 'l33t' languages are now seen for what they are, and people who use them are being ridiculed.


    Now if only I could get my mother to stop trying to 'unthaw' the turkey before dinner. Thawing it would be much more effective than trying to cook a frozen-solid bird.

    1. Re:Fortunately... by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 0

      Maybe your mother reads dictionaries. Here are a couple online ones.

      http://www.answers.com/topic/unthaw

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/unthaw

      That's just how English is. On a related note, if you "bone a chicken", is it the opposite if you "debone a chicken"? Another pair of opposite-sounding synonyms is "ravel" and "unravel".
      How many more are out there?

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  60. that's what kills it by r00t · · Score: 1

    "The greatest spread of English has been as a second or third language to various foreign groups" Languages survive when people marry within their language.

    If two people with obscure and different languages both learn a useful (common in trade) language, then suddenly they can talk with each other. They learn to say things like "Let me get you a cup of coffee", "You look lovely", "Why don't you come up to my place for lunch", "I love you", "Marry me", "Why don't you come to bed with me" and "Fuck me!".

    The kids will be bi-lingual or tri-lingual, sure, but the useful language is most important in their lives. It works with both parents, and it works in trade. They can use the better schools and get the better jobs. The other languages rot in their minds.

    Then come the grandkids. The grandkids might learn a few words of the obscure languages. They learn the equivalents of "hello", "goodbye", "grandma", and "grandpa". The language is really lost at this point.

    In the next generation or two, even that is forgotten. Good riddence.
    1. Re:that's what kills it by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Good riddence .

      I hope you said this as a second language speaker, right? ;-)

      For the record, I learnt the obscure language that my wife speaks, of course, it's what a large amount of the population speaks here. For my kids, my mother tongue will be unknown. With their grandparents, they'll speak something else than I do with my parents. Sadly enough, the language my wife speaks is spoken by about 300000 people. My mother tongue is spoken by 30 million people, but right here locally, it doesn't help my kids to know it.

      That's what happense when a minority language is heavily promoted by a government. Sad, but true...

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  61. Pop click click... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...pop pop la la la click click click. (If you know what I mean.)

    But seriously. This reminds me of the Futurama episode where Prof. Farnsworth shows Qbert his universal translator that, "unfortunately only translates into some incomprehensible dead language." Qbert says "hello" into the machine which translates it as "Bon Jour."

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    1. Re:Pop click click... by will_die · · Score: 1

      The best one from Futurama was the first episode. Where they were counting down the new year and show various countries saying a number then they switch to the future and show a yearly countdown and the only country that has switched languages is the french.

    2. Re:Pop click click... by Eevee1 · · Score: 0

      That IS an incomprehensible dead language though!

  62. How about YOU do the suffering by r00t · · Score: 1

    Go ahead. Learn an obscure language, then refuse to speak/listen/read/write with anything else. See how far that gets you in life.

    Your employment value will be nearly zero. If you have a wife, she will probably leave you. Dating will be near impossible; you'll have to rely on pity when your money runs out.

    For bonus points, you can refuse to use arabic numerals and/or the decimal system.

    Oh, you think you can have a second language? No. Survival of obscure languages depends on isolation. Obscure languages quickly die when there is an alternative. French and Spanish can survive next to each other long-term because neither one dominates the other. An obscure language is not so secure.

  63. sign language. by A+Wise+Guy · · Score: 0

    Even though we loose all or most languages or may it become one, we are still forgetting the fact that the deaf have their own language. Sign language will unify society. We can all get along if we all learn to sign since the start of birth. http://www.lifeprint.com/

    1. Re:sign language. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sign language is sadly a dying language and so is the deaf culture. The "treatment" of deafness with cochlear implants is reducing the numbers of it's "speakers" each year due to this technological wonder.

      The future for all of us may be in advanced communications implants rendering all languages obsolete... no language - no culture.

  64. Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitudes by Phrogman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am just stunned. I realize the majority of people here are probably monolingual and probably living in North America, but the majority of posts here seem to be along the lines of "Well it doesn't affect me, so who gives a f**k?" or "If they are dying out, they are just cruft". At least some people see the value in everyone having a common language - but thats the best argument for everyone to learn a SECOND language, not for us to just abandon all of the smaller languages out there.

    You see, a lot of those languages are dying out because the speakers of the more monolithic languages have forced them into extinction. We have made speaking many Native American languages illegal in the past, abused the cultures and people involved and slowly strangled their native language speaking populations to the point where they have all died off or are doing so daily. We have marginalized many small linguistic groups by the overwhelming power of Western culture and advertising, by refusing to learn their languages and insisting they learn ours or suffer the consequences. Thats a tragedy, nothing less.

    Each language is more than just a medium of communications between people, its the encapsulation of an entire way of thinking, of a cultural world-view. When a language dies out, a small piece of humanity and human achievement goes with it. We are all lessened by the death of each language, and with it each culture that dies out.

    I would think the programmers here would be the first to get it: You can program some things in certain programming languages, express some concepts, much more effectively and efficiently than in others. You can do anything in any language certainly, but some lean one way or another, some are more expressive and some more rigidly defined. Luckily we rarely lose a programming language, they just go out of style for the majority of users, but as long as someone is willing to write a compiler, we can keep using one. That is not true of human languages. Once they are gone, they are gone completely, and with them a unique way of thinking, and a unique way of viewing the world and expressing ideas about it. Languages quite honestly give you a completely different way of thinking and its a shame to lose that.

    New languages effectively don't happen, or at best rarely and I imagine its almost impossible for a new language to evolve in the modern day. Human linguistic evolution is essentially a living version of the Highlander maxim "there can be only one", or at best maybe 2. It doesn't have to be inevitable though, we can preserve dying languages, and with them the cultures they belong to. It just takes more effort than most people are willing to engage in, and sadly - like the majority of posters here - it doesn't seem to worry those who speak the major languages, particularly the world's piranha of a language English.

    If you want to have some good insight into this issue, I would suggest reading this book: Spoken Here and perhaps: When Languages Die: The Extinction of the World's Languages and the Erosion of Human Knowledge The steady extinction of our world's languages is a human crisis in my opinion, and we all lose when another language dies, even if we don't realize it.
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  65. Good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alarming rate? It's not like some (important) animal species is / are becoming extinct, which could potentially have devastating consequences for life on earth; less languages means a higher chance that two people speak the same language, thus facilitating communication. Nothing wrong with that, as far as I can tell.

  66. All Europeans are Racist? by Nymz · · Score: 1

    Wait. That joke was racist? I don't see race mentioned, and I believe it comes from the perspective of Europeans...
    and European isn't a racial group? The link lists Europeans, Asians, Africans, Oceanians, Latin Americans, & Northern Americans. So when you say that Europeans, have an inaccurate and biased view of Latin & Northern Americans, it's not racist? Ok, so if I assume ALL Europeans are as ignorant as you, then I won't be racist either.
    1. Re:All Europeans are Racist? by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      1) I'm American.

      2) European is NOT a racial group. "European" denotes location as does "American."

      3) You're not racist. You're not ignorant. You, good sir, are a moron.

      I freely admit I am ignorant of things. Everyone is to some degree. I do not know everything. I do know, however, that I have had Shredded Wheat more insulting than that rather old joke.

  67. Good by TheLink · · Score: 1

    I hope PHP goes extinct soon, and people come up with more standard everyday idioms (libs) for Lisp (sure you can make up your own macros but talking to yourself all the time gets old quite fast).

    Oh you mean like stuff spoken by a tribe of 60 people in Papua New Guinea? Who cares? Only the linguists care, and they make up their own languages all the time, it's no big deal. Tolkien made up a few (based on Finnish or something).

    Sure it's a good thing if people are able to speak in more than one language - if only to be more familiar with the idea of not being able to express a thought in a particular language. But don't need thousands of languages around to do that.

    Go get the linguists to prove that keeping those languages alive is so important. I'd rather they just take the best of the useful ideas, syntax, grammars and document them for later use.

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  68. part of the problem by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 1

    Since I am currently employed as an English Teacher in Korea, does that make me part of the problem? I don't see it as a big issue if a language dies off because no one chooses to speak it anymore. I think it is important to record and document the languages before they are gone forever, but when a language dies due to a lack of interest, who cares? I do have a problem with languages being forced out of people. My grandmother was beaten if she spoke Gaelic in school. Now they invest millions to support the language. go figure.

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  69. This is great! by lnxpilot · · Score: 1

    I can't wait until there only a handful of languages. Maybe we'll understand each-other better and have fewer wars (as for the Babel fish reference: I'd argue that the LACK of understanding and misunderstandings / mis-translations caused MORE wars than good communication...)

    Language is primarily a means of communication.
    Have too many and the meaning will get lost in the noise.
    There are plenty of other avenues to express cultural identity that do not hinder mankind.

    Having maybe 3-4 different languages would be fine, just to keep things interesting, but hundreds is a total waste of human brain power.

    By the way, English is not my native language, and I'd be happy to "drop" my native language for a "universal" one.

  70. Language though and culture by trukai · · Score: 1

    Languages are NOT just a form of inert communication, but are help form a culture with all its variety, richness and tradition. Check our Benjamin Lee Whorf's research. Here in Papua New Guinea there are over 800 languages - nearly a fifth of the world total - and they represent a unique, valuable and diverse way of seeing the world, expressing a culture and provide a Noah's Ark for cultural traditions (music, dance, stories). Don't underestimate the value of any language! For example there are thoughts and ideas experessed in certain languages which cannot be translated effectively into say English. Eg how many Inuit words are there for snow? Do you know there is a tribe here in PNG which count in a base 30 number system (a product of their language/culture/history)? To lose even one more language is a loss to all humanities cultural heritage. There are words for ceremonies and beliefs in my wife's language (she is from the PNG Highlands) which have no English equivalent. Her language is spoken by only around 200,000 people Do you really have no regrets about losing this? Wakai wei diwaa!!!

  71. Alaska Languages by Dhrakar · · Score: 1

    You might be interested in knowing that there is a huge effort here at the University of Alaska to preserve the various languages (at least 20) that are spoken by indigenous Alaska natives http://www.uaf.edu/anlc/ . The cool thing that ties it to where I work on campus (the supercomputing center) is that the language center is digitizing many of the tapes of Native speakers and archiving the data on our mass storage system. It's a really neat blend of using modern tech to preserve ancient knowledge (some of the languages are only now spoken by 2 or 3 people).

    1. Re:Alaska Languages by synthespian · · Score: 1

      Inuktitut is the coolest alphabet ever invented!

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  72. Re:good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right, if Arabic and Hebrew were replaced by English there would be a lot less violence because everyone would be spending all of their time trying to figure out the stupid spelling!

  73. Dark ages... by MrCoke · · Score: 1

    Sorry guys, but most comments are just ridiculous.

    When a particular sentence gets a stigma of NewSpeak, many people are suddenly quoting Orwell and 1984. But when a whole language disappears, it's more efficient and therefor good ??

    *Does not compute*

  74. One day by Dracil · · Score: 2, Funny

    We will all speak Common. The intelligent ones will still get bonus languages.

  75. Rubbish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A good, working knowledge of grammar is very important. I find it very difficult to read anything that is littered with blatant spelling and grammar errors. If you want to learn another language, you better understand your own. For example, unlike English, German has many indefinite articles that are not interchangeable. If you don't understand the difference between a subject, direct object, and an indirect object, good luck learning German well enough to be understood by native speakers of German.

    By the way, you modified a verb with an adjective.

    1. Re:Rubbish. by Xiaran · · Score: 4, Funny

      I find it very difficult to read anything that is littered with blatant spelling and grammar errors.

      I take it you are not a big fan of Shakespeare or Chaucer then?

    2. Re:Rubbish. by Clock+Nova · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or Slashdot, for that matter.

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    3. Re:Rubbish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I find that learning German (and French) is helping me get a better grasp on English. Also, it is a lot easier to understand the parts of a sentence in German than English (German has rules, and they follow them. English is more like French in the fact that they both have rules, but don't follow them nearly as much as they should). Just remember, there is a reason English is one of the hardest languages to learn.

    4. Re:Rubbish. by ajs · · Score: 1

      A good, working knowledge of grammar is very important. I don't think the post to which you were replying claimed anything otherwise. Of course understanding grammar is important. Try to avoid straw man arguments, please.

      The problem is with pedants who insist that the language as they learned it in some book is the "one true English." This is absurd. Someone trying to maintain a book about the English language must work hard to keep up with the changes in the language, and they're always doomed to be several steps behind reality. English is the language that is spoken and written by people, not the language that's described in a book. The simplest proof of this is that English pre-dates any book about it.
    5. Re:Rubbish. by senatorpjt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Firstly, there is no standards body that defines standard rules of English. Secondly, although I agree that poor grammar and spelling can make something unreadable, it is also possible to make a grammatically correct statement that is unreadable. (for instance, the Buffalo sentence.) I'm all for bitching people out that write so poorly they can't even be understood, but the constant criticism of minor errors that don't affect meaning or readability pisses me off.

      Half of the comments on this fucking site are people bitching about someone using "There" instead of "Their" or some other ridiculously insignificant grammatical error. If you knew what the correct word to use was, you were obviously able to understand the meaning of the comment, so just keep your fucking mouth shut.

    6. Re:Rubbish. by dmatos · · Score: 1

      One can still be a fan of the story, poetry, and prose, while finding them difficult to read. I agree with the AC, it takes much more effort to read something that is rife with spelling or grammatical errors.

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    7. Re:Rubbish. by speaktruth · · Score: 1

      These works were written well before the printing press made a standardization of grammar a possibility and even before Johnson wrote the first English dictionary, at which point standard spelling became an issue.

    8. Re:Rubbish. by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Daniel Webster and his objection to Weskit.

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    9. Re:Rubbish. by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      But one of the easiest to use. Yoda Speak is a good example. Just string some words together and people can usually figure out what you're trying to get across.

      As far as learning languages go, I had a difficult time in the US Military language school, trying to learn Russian. It was just like English; lots of rules, lots of exceptions and they took parts of other languages and just threw them into the mix. What a mess. Give me biblical Hebrew any day.

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    10. Re:Rubbish. by TheWizardOfCheese · · Score: 1

      Shakespeare and Chaucer are good examples that prove the grandparents point, because they are in fact very hard to read. That is why modern editions of their works are heavily edited, and not simply slavish copies of the manuscripts.

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    11. Re:Rubbish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people who make the mistakes won't learn and improve unless the mistakes are pointed out.

    12. Re:Rubbish. by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just remember, there is a reason English is one of the hardest languages to learn.

      I call bullshit on that one.

      I have said it before, I will repeat it FSM knows how many times until I die, and I still won't get the message across to the uneducated masses: There. Is. No. Hardest. Language. To. Learn.

      Not one. Not two. Not few. Not many. All natural languages are equally complex, as they are all designed to describe everything we come in contact with - therefore, they are all just as complex as the world that surrounds us.

      Some people have trouble with certain subtleties of English; some have problems with some of the most fundamental concepts of my native Croatian; others find German impossible to learn, and don't get me started on Finnish, Hungarian, Chinese or !Xu (which you probably cannot even pronounce).

      It's all about what you're used to; a language similar to your native one is easier to grasp than a completely unfamiliar one.

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    13. Re:Rubbish. by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      I'm going very offtopic here, but how familiar exactly are you with Hebrew? I might have a question or two... (mail is also an option, though)

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    14. Re:Rubbish. by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Am afraid that was 20 years ago. Would have a hard time remembering the characters and sounds, much less the language.

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    15. Re:Rubbish. by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I think the reference is to the RULES of the language are hardest to learn (since they don't always apply in English).

      The lexicon in each language is just as complex. Every language needs to be able to describe a ball, a house, a car, etc. So from that perspective, you are correct. But when the grammer of the language is full of rules and exceptions and exceptions to the exceptions, it is more difficult than a language that is more straight forward with rules (rule, that's it, no exceptions).

      I've always preferred objective subjects over subjective subjects. It's right or it's wrong. I did poorly when English (grammer) turned into English (regurgitate the professors interpretation of the meaning of some passage). I can see how, if you are unfamiliar with the rules, you would find English difficult to master, especially when those rules differ from the first set you learn for the same reason that I preferred objective classes.....right or wrong is very apparent.

      For the life of me, "the wagon red" makes a lot less sense than "the red wagon", but I can see how learning one first would make the other seem odd.

      Layne

    16. Re:Rubbish. by dhakbar · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I really don't think that's accurate.

      All natural languages are most certainly NOT equally complex. Even Chomsky's concept of grammatical deep-structures has been challenged with the discovery of some languages spoken by small tribes which do not seem to follow the "universal" qualities of language. Additionally, languages differ in their number of synonyms. Some languages have incredibly large lexicons due to huge numbers of synonyms and the "verbing" of nouns, as in English. In fact, such "verbing" is gives English similar flexibility to character-based languages in which one character represents one idea, complete with its own set of assumptions and social significance.

      Proper French is a vastly simplified language in comparison to many other languages due to the fact that it is governed by a mostly coherent set of rules. Latin was, at one time, also sleek and simple, until irregularizations made it hard to follow the conventions.

    17. Re:Rubbish. by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      I think the reference is to the RULES of the language are hardest to learn (since they don't always apply in English).

      The rules are what I was talking about. Duh.

      There is no natural language that I know of that has rules without exceptions. Which, considering the usual development of such exceptions, is no wonder at all - exceptions to language rules are just the remains of the old and forgotten ones.

      The lexicon in each language is just as complex. Every language needs to be able to describe a ball, a house, a car, etc. So from that perspective, you are correct. But when the grammer of the language is full of rules and exceptions and exceptions to the exceptions, it is more difficult than a language that is more straight forward with rules (rule, that's it, no exceptions).

      For FSM's sake, I hope English is not your first language; I'm sick and tired of explaining linguistics to the illiterate in my own language, thank you so very much.

      Now that I've dissed your spelling, let me go on. Every language only needs to express things and concepts relevant to its speakers. These may or may not coincide with things and concepts in other languages; however, culturally relativistic as it may sound, I don't think you can prove that one culture/society/linguistic community is more refined or consistently uses more complex concepts than some other linguistic community.

      I've always preferred objective subjects over subjective subjects. It's right or it's wrong. I did poorly when English (grammer) turned into English (regurgitate the professors interpretation of the meaning of some passage).

      Unless you actually surpassed the literacy of your teachers, I don't think you did very well in English grammar, either. But I feel I'm starting to flame you, which is not really my intent.

      I can see how, if you are unfamiliar with the rules, you would find English difficult to master, especially when those rules differ from the first set you learn for the same reason that I preferred objective classes.....right or wrong is very apparent.

      If you are not familiar with the rules, you would find any game difficult to master; language is no different in that respect, save for the fact that it is much more complex, and you play all day.

      Learning language involves much more than learning grammar (BTW that's how it's spelled); you need to learn lexical (semantic) subtleties, what to say and when to say it, what not to say and why... these can be much more tedious, especially since comprehending pidginized grammar is not that difficult a task for native speakers - you can communicate fairly even with poor knowledge of grammar.

      And by the way: right and wrong in natural languages are not always apparent. What is more, sometimes you can't even reach a definite conclusion. Sometimes it just depends.

      For the life of me, "the wagon red" makes a lot less sense than "the red wagon", but I can see how learning one first would make the other seem odd.

      Well, both make perfect sense to me, though they mean different things.

      However, this is one of the problems that get sorted out on their own, through a bit of practice. Imagine learning Hungarian, which has postpositions instead of prepositions, so you say things like "I am a tree and a car between" when you want to say "I am between a tree and a car". Yet, believe it or not, it only takes a short while to get used to it. Same goes for languages like German, where you have to wait until the end of the sentence just to hear the verb and put it all into place.

      Languages are all internaly consistent, though it may take a while to discover. The rest is just practice.

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    18. Re:Rubbish. by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I really don't think that's accurate.

      All natural languages are most certainly NOT equally complex. Even Chomsky's concept of grammatical deep-structures has been challenged with the discovery of some languages spoken by small tribes which do not seem to follow the "universal" qualities of language.

      Luckily for me, then, that it is not what I was talking about.

      First of all, Chomsky's theories - especially the early ones - are a mathematical idealization of language which seems to work fine right until the point you consider, say, some Slavonic language (I'm a native speaker of one, so I needn't go any farther than that).

      Additionally, languages differ in their number of synonyms. Some languages have incredibly large lexicons due to huge numbers of synonyms and the "verbing" of nouns, as in English. In fact, such "verbing" is gives English similar flexibility to character-based languages in which one character represents one idea, complete with its own set of assumptions and social significance.

      I did not say that all languages are equally complex in all aspects; what I'm saying is that it all averages out.

      You win some, you lose some.

      Currently, I'm a part of the small team of translators/linguists in charge of (finally) translating WordNet into Croatian; I'm perfectly aware of the problems with synonyms.

      As for the verbing of nouns, yes, it's nice and practical. Most of the time. And easy to play with. Most of the time. But damned inconvenient when you're trying to convey a single meaning with as little possibility to be misunderstood.

      Proper French is a vastly simplified language in comparison to many other languages due to the fact that it is governed by a mostly coherent set of rules. Latin was, at one time, also sleek and simple, until irregularizations made it hard to follow the conventions.

      I don't speak French, so I'll skip that part; however, what you're saying about Latin is simply false.

      I don't recall any irregularizations from my Latin classes; rules of the language did get updated from time to time, but that's normal language development. And Ancient Latin was, in some respects, a downright mess. I'd have to ask a colleague of mine about the details, though.

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    19. Re:Rubbish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... so just keep your fucking mouth shut."

      Time and time again, we see the unfortunate power that anonymity has over otherwise sensible and intelligent people. Would you talk this way to someone you just met in person? Of course not. But it feels nice and safe over there behind that monitor and screen name, huh?

      I will continue to point out your grammatical mistakes if ever I see you make one, because that's how people learn. Keeping my mouth shut when you abuse "their", or "you're", or any of those other common mistakes would be asking you to continue to make them. Sorry, but I value communication too much for that.

    20. Re:Rubbish. by zegota · · Score: 1

      Missing a comma or two is an insignificant error. Misspelling a few words is an insignificant error. Using "there" in place of "their" five times in a paragraph is not an accident or a typo, and it is fairly significant, seeing as how these are completely different words, and it makes you look like an idiot. Granted, something like "j00 id10t, you spelled it wrong!!1" isn't the best way to go about it, but people are never going to learn if they aren't held accountable.

    21. Re:Rubbish. by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      For the life of me, "the wagon red" makes a lot less sense than "the red wagon", but I can see how learning one first would make the other seem odd.

      I think it's probably more useful to say "the wagon red" because if you think about it like programming, you are specifying the idea from big picture to little picture and in a more specific way. The set of all things wagon is a lot smaller than the set of all things red, so your brain gets its "rendering" instructions in the proper order. Its a wagon that is red, not a red that's a wagon. Of course you could argue the other way around, but I think the required amount of processing would be less in the first case.

    22. Re:Rubbish. by synthespian · · Score: 1

      The lexicon in each language is just as complex. Every language needs to be able to describe a ball, a house, a car, etc.

      Klingon failed as an experiment of creating a native speaker, because the computer scientist's kid who was the object of said experiment couldn't describe "tie my shoes" in Klingon.

      Now...had the kid learned Esperanto, like the native Esperanto speakers (around a little over a 1000) he could say that.

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    23. Re:Rubbish. by socz · · Score: 1

      Firstly, there is no standards body that defines standard rules of English. Secondly, although I agree that poor grammar and spelling can make something unreadable, it is also possible to make a grammatically correct statement that is unreadable. (for instance, the Buffalo sentence.) I'm all for bitching people out that write so poorly they can't even be understood, but the constant criticism of minor errors that don't affect meaning or readability pisses me off.

      Half of the comments on this fucking site are people bitching about someone using "There" instead of "Their" or some other ridiculously insignificant grammatical error. If you knew what the correct word to use was, you were obviously able to understand the meaning of the comment, so just keep your fucking mouth shut.


      I agree! I always end up getting into arguments in a language i speak well, but not perfectly. So then i always revert to english, and then they shut up, because they don't understand english hahaha... the point is, i tell them in my non-english language, "if you're too stupid to understand what i am trying to say, then that is not my problem. Many others are very able and capable of understanding what i am trying to say."

      This is an excellent example of what i always tell people that to me, is "intelligence Vs. ability to reason." Intelligence = knowledge, reason = too much to type but basically using knowledge. I stump a lot of people when i tell them "so you think you're smart/intelligent eh? what can you make with a piece of wood, some graphite, metal rings and rubber?"

      anyhow, the point is when people start looking at me like i'm the moron because i don't speak this non english language perfectly, it only shows (at least me) who really is the moron in that situation, the one who can't comprehend what someone is saying, even when most of their words make sense to them. I live in LA (CA) and come across a LOT of non native english speaking people, and if i was as smart as these people who have criticized me, then i'd never be able to get anything done. But i'm glad i'm patient, understanding and caring enough not to point out people how "stupid they are because they don't speak the language properly" like a PHD in English.
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  76. Who is more French by Nymz · · Score: 1

    That joke was neither ignorant nor racist. I happen to be American and my wife is French.

    I provide links to the current government census data, and state facts. Your defense and excuse, is that you are American, and have a French wife. Ok, my father's mom & dad are both French (born), is that how I'm supposed to respond? How about some facts, how about you read and educate yourself before regurgitating old racist jokes, based upon ignorant sterotypes.

    In my local area, WE provide voting materials in Spanish, English, Chinese, Vietnamese, and Tagalog. So tell me again how WE "are way behind other cultures".
    1. Re:Who is more French by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my local area, WE provide voting materials in Spanish, English, Chinese, Vietnamese, and Tagalog. So tell me again how WE "are way behind other cultures".

      It's more hyperbole with the attempt at self-deprecating humor. It might be funny the first time, but a few still think it's so funny they continue telling the flat, boring old joke over and over...
      Anyway, plenty of cultures have a home in the US(chinatowns, ethnic neighborhoods etc.). The US is more diverse and probably more integrated than most developed countries.

  77. Wikipedia is your friend by Nymz · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia is your friend, and dictionaries aren't that bad either.

    A bigoted joke where one group of people, ignorantly belittles another group of people, is in fact racist.

    1. Re:Wikipedia is your friend by ultranova · · Score: 1

      A bigoted joke where one group of people, ignorantly belittles another group of people, is in fact racist.

      So the numerous comments on every Slashdot story about programming languages claiming that Java users aren't man enough to use C, because only sissies need garbage collection, are racist ?-)

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  78. So many people want to speak English... by AHarrison · · Score: 1

    I don't care what Universal Language we choose: English, Mandarin, Zulu, whatever.

    Just pick one, already! The longer it takes to decide the more entrenched in English I become.

  79. DOC vs ODF analogy (God help me) by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that the biggest tragedy about all this isn't that the languages THEMSELVES are lost, but that the stories, knowledge, and cultural traditions are lost with them.

    A lot of people take this as evidence that we should strive to keep these languages alive. I take it the other way - get everyone speaking a universal (or at least popular) language quickly, so that all those people's NEW stories and knowledge can be communicated widely.

    Here comes the crappy analogy I promised. When Slashdotters complain that Microsoft's formats lock us in and may one day be obsolete, do we suggest preserving for all time the true Microsoft Word '95 binaries, so that we may always gaze upon those documents in their original splendor? Hell no! We try to get everyone using our shiny new formats as soon as possible, and we hope that the "open" nature of those new formats will keep our documents intelligible for longer. (I'm not gonna try to work "vendor lock-in" into the analogy too much, but it should be obvious why something written in Spanish or English or Mandarin will be easier to read a thousand years from now than something written in a rare dialect that we've got almost no written records of.)

    Heck, it may well be that most obscure Native American dialects are already better-understood than a twenty-year-old .doc file...

    1. Re:DOC vs ODF analogy (God help me) by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      There is no immediate concern about preserving the word 95 binaries, there are an insane number of copies around of word 95 and windows 95 and there are plenty of emulators arround capable of running them. Besides in most cases the really important data in a word file is the text and that usually converts ok anyway. The whole open document formats thing is really a storm in a teacup imo.

      what is a bigger problem IMO is actually getting files off old media.

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  80. Re:Good thing? WHAT??? by E++99 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    TROLL??? +5 Funny! I demand it!

  81. Transparency would help Moderation by Nymz · · Score: 1

    First, negative mods should not be anonymous (and there should be a configuration setting to sign all of your mods). Second, everyone should have mod points, though some people deserve to have slightly more than other people.
    I like both those ideas. I've always wonders how much moderation was due to Slashdot readers (limited points), and how much was do to Slashdot Editors (infinite points) like kdawson. Being able to filter out bad kdawson moderations would make the site much more readable.
    1. Re:Transparency would help Moderation by shanen · · Score: 1

      I think it would be too much trouble to filter out mods and seriously troublesome to display the mods to everyone. I was just thinking that your moderation reports would also say who made the negative mods (and also the signed positive mods). However, in the example you cited, if this person is giving out lots of unfair mods, then there would be lots of very pointed complaints about them.

      As far as infinite mod points go, power corrupts. How much corruption could you do with an infinite number of mod points? I'm doubtful anyone should have more than 10 times the number of mod points compared to the smallest number. (Well, I think newbies (possible sock puppets) and abusers should perhaps be at zero mod points. Perhaps a 30-day cooling off period?)

      However, with regards to the original accusation of the racist joke, I tried to trace out the parent post, and I couldn't find anything that was nearly as racist as the joke I couldn't remember...

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  82. Discouraging by ChePibe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I realize that much, though certainly not all, of the Slashdot crowd is monolingual, and I do realize that there are great benefits to having a single lingua franca.

    But as one who speaks 2 additional languages (Spanish and French) at an advanced conversational level and a third additional language (Arabic) at a very basic (and I mean very basic) level, I can't say I'm fond of this.

    It's hard to understand if you haven't learned another language, but certain thoughts are more easily expressed in a foreign language once you've learned it. Certain phrases and words are simply idiomatic - they don't translate. "Che Pibe" is one that, for example, can kind of be explained in English, but loses its real meaning. I still want to say "trucho", a word without an adequate translation, when I see something that meets the characteristics. English contains a great deal of French words, true, but the real meaning, tied to cultural context, just can't be conveyed unless you are speaking in French. Arabic and, I imagine, Chinese are light years away from English.

    I can accept a lingua franca, but language is an extremely important element of culture and expression. Most languages now dying were, arguably, dead long ago. But I shudder to think what would happen if the world adopted a "one language" stance rather than simply a lingua franca.

    1. Re:Discouraging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      certain thoughts are more easily expressed in a foreign language once you've learned it.

      German must be the language for very angry thoughts

    2. Re:Discouraging by HertzaHaeon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what happens when a person equipped with only, say, english comes into contact the concepts that those untranslatable words put a label on? If there's a void in the language, it gets filled by a new word or by the expansion or change of an old word. The words that are unique to one language represent concepts that just don't have a good label yet, not some utterly alien concept that people of other cultures are unable to ever understand. Go and live with Inuits and you too will learn those hundred words for snow they have (if you hurry before it all melts, that is).

    3. Re:Discouraging by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      English contains a great deal of French words, true, but the real meaning, tied to cultural context, just can't be conveyed unless you are speaking in French.

      Right. Anyone who knows worthwhile French can tell you that "individualisme", and "individualism" have very different meanings, and those meanings provide a lot of insight into French and American culture.

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    4. Re:Discouraging by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      I'm tri-lingual (knowing English, French, and Japanese) and frankly I agree with the majority that the information in the other languages needs to be kept and the translation of the language in case we have a later use for it, but the language shouldn't be maintained if no one has an interest in doing so.

      I know if English (my primary language) died out in general use (and in certain places that is highly likely)... I'd be sad to see it go as a melting-pot language, but I'd let it happen.

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  83. Re:so what? by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

    I'm not trying to start an argument, but in both cases (language and bio-diversity), are they decreasing? Just because some (languages / species) are becoming extinct, does this mean that there are less? Surely new species and new languages are being created REGULARLY.

  84. Languages vs. concepts by lnxpilot · · Score: 1

    I think there's a fundamental confusion of abstract concepts vs. languages by those who prefer to have thousands of languages.

    All languages evolve with culture, so:
    If language A has a word for idea X today, but language B doesn't, it won't mean that we will be unable to express idea X when language A dies out.

    That is plain silly.

    When speakers of a language on the verge of extintion switch to a new, more universal language, they will carry with them those concepts and eventually the new language will be able to express them too.

    I speak 2 languages fluently and 2 others "poorly" and I personally don't think in any "language".

    I think in abstract constructs with images, sounds etc (it's way more efficient and natural). If I need to express those verbally, it will become whichever language I need to use in that situation.

    Unless I need to say it out loud, I don't actually "say" my head in English or Hungarian or whatnot that "I'm hungry, I'll go get a sandwich". I just get a feeling of emptiness in the stomach and have some vague image of a sandwich and my fridge appear in my head etc...

    Any multi-lingual person will tell you that if you thought in one native language and then "translated" it to another, it would be way to slow and awkward.

    1. Re:Languages vs. concepts by dajak · · Score: 1

      Unless I need to say it out loud, I don't actually "say" my head in English or Hungarian or whatnot that "I'm hungry, I'll go get a sandwich". I just get a feeling of emptiness in the stomach and have some vague image of a sandwich and my fridge appear in my head etc...

      This is a preverbal thought (inasfar as it even classifies as a thought). No wonder you don't need to verbalize it inside your head. If you don't hold monologues with yourself and don't form verbal thoughts when you are listening to someone (even when you have not formed an intention to reply to them) your mind apparently does not work the same as mine.

      I think in abstract constructs with images, sounds etc (it's way more efficient and natural). If I need to express those verbally, it will become whichever language I need to use in that situation.

      A simple case study: my native language -- Dutch -- does not have an accurate translation for 'mind'. Since I have an AI background I encounter this word regularly in English. I do use the construct occasionally in my English language publications, so its meaning is apparently stored in my mind as an abstract construct. I have however never felt a need to invent a Dutch circumlocution for it, since the word has no added value to me outside the context of the English language. In my mind, this abstract construct is clearly inextricably bound to the language I use it with. What images, sounds, etc does the concept of a mind evoke with you? What is the correct circumlocution for mind? Is the circumlocution as likely to be used as the single word?

      There is a difference between a mind and a fridge: I can directly interact with a fridge but minds are just the elusive referents of a intentional concept I only use in verbal expressions. Minds exist only because there is a linguistic community that recognizes their existence. It makes sense that you can have preverbal thoughts about a fridge. When you lose languages you presumably lose mindlike concepts and not fridgelike ones.

      Any multi-lingual person will tell you that if you thought in one native language and then "translated" it to another, it would be way to slow and awkward.

      I do think in English in settings where communication in English is involved. When I sit in an English language meeting I think in English, and in a Dutch language meeting in Dutch. In a German or French language meeting I think in English if English would be the backup language for expressing my opinion when my German/French fails me, and if the other participants don't understand English well enough I would just think in Dutch and be frustrated and more silent than usual because I have no way to accurately express my opinions. Thinking in one language and then translating when the moment to speak comes is not only slow: you may not be saying what you want to say at all.

      When speakers of a language on the verge of extintion switch to a new, more universal language, they will carry with them those concepts and eventually the new language will be able to express them too.

      Considering that the language went extinct because of a lack of native speakers there is very little likelyhood that they will be able to succesfully introduce concepts from the original language into, for instance, general English. They will only be succesful if they live in relative isolation from the larger language community, but if they do they will also start modifying English immediately into a new language of their own, just like Latin split up into different Romance languages when the empire fell apart. If they keep being exposed to a larger community that doesn't understand the concept, they will forget eventually.

      I don't take this language extinction tragedy very seriously, but I definitely don't believe in a survival of the fittest concepts.

  85. Language follows money when it can by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    The clear winner will be English. We can see this happening all over the globe. Language tends to follow money and technology.

    The 2nd pony is probably Mandrin. China has a HUGE economy and with their one child policy they have a built in reduction over the next few decades which will leave the Chinese with say guess 500 million in population... about 2x the USA.

    Meanwhile Europe and many parts of Asia are already speaking English. My guess is that English wins the race. It doesn't win because its best mind you.

    The internet and OSS developed in English will have a lot to do with this.

    The world converted to Latin a few centuries ago for the same reasons. I can still remember going to church and listening to the Priest spouting off in Latin. I was quite young and at the time I wondered what he was trying to accomplish. I always thought the purpose of Language is to facilitate communication.

    I chose to not become a priest.

    In comment to others who point out the history of the languages which are dying and the folklore and the culture..... yes. I agree 100%. We should record everything we can while we have the time to do it.

    This is an interesting story on slashdot. Good going!

    1. Re:Language follows money when it can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The clear winner will be English. We can see this happening all over the globe. Language tends to follow money and technology. On the other hand, western power is (slowly) declining in favour of Asia, and money and technology may follow suit before English actually is declared a winner. The lingua franca was Latin once, and French later. There is no reason to assume English is special and here to stay.
    2. Re:Language follows money when it can by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      I always thought the purpose of Language is to facilitate communication.

      That's one of the possible purposes. Various people use language for a variety of purposes, including: Social stratification (eg upper class want to speak different language than lower class), nationalism, symbolism (eg speaking in Latin may symbolise respect, seriousness, etc), force of law (it may be illegal to speak in a language other than that of the dominating people who draft the laws, and it may be not acceptable to publish an official document in a non-official language, etc), force of violence (Speaking a certain language can make other people beat you, eg see how Welsh was treated in the old England), differentiation from other people and subcultures (eg radio amateurs and computer hackers have their own jargon, and in extreme cases certain groups may wish to differentiate even in language), political purposes (speaking a certain language to gain support from a specific portion of the populace), etc etc etc...

      So, people use language in a complex way with lots of social, economic, political, cultural, national, legal, and practical variables.

    3. Re:Language follows money when it can by imagin8r · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the 1 billion plus people in India and another 400 million in the Indian continent (and hundreds of millions elsewhere) who watch Hindi movies. So, English, Mandarin, Hindi. Also don't forget Arabic, Spanish, Russian and German, each of which shelter a whole class of sub-cultures, languages and dialects. These will be the dominant, international languages, and a few score others will occupy local niches.

    4. Re:Language follows money when it can by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The 2nd pony is probably Mandrin. China has a HUGE economy and with their one child policy they have a built in reduction over the next few decades which will leave the Chinese with say guess 500 million in population... about 2x the USA.

      Only because of the vast population of China. It is incredibly difficult to learn a tonal language if you grow up speaking a non-tonal one. I don't see Chinese making any serious inroads in the West just for that reason alone. As someone who has studied several foreign languages, I can say I'd rather deal with grammar complexities than trying to figure out which tone is being used.

      Meanwhile Europe and many parts of Asia are already speaking English. My guess is that English wins the race. It doesn't win because its best mind you.

      No language is the best. English became a major world language in part because of the spread of the British Empire and in part because English grammar is pretty simple. Yes, much of the spelling makes no sense (well, there are reasons for it, but I'll skip the long explanation), but the grammar is basically easy. English is non-inflected, lacks grammatical genders, and the verbs have very simple conjugations. All of these make the language relatively easy to learn. Let's take Russian for an example now. It is inflected (6 cases), has 3 genders (masculine, feminine and neuter) and almost all verbs come in pairs (perfective and imperfective). English got a big boost from the rise of American culture, but the relative simplicity of the grammar is why it became a world language. Mark Twain wrote a famous piece on his attempts to learn German and the insane grammar of the language where the word for "wife" in German is a masculine (!!!) word. Twain said that any reasonably intelligent person could come to grips with English a lot quicker than they could German just because the grammar of English is so much easier.

    5. Re:Language follows money when it can by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Mark Twain wrote a famous piece on his attempts to learn German and the insane grammar of the language where the word for "wife" in German is a masculine (!!!) word.

      And "girl" (das Mädchen) being neuter. It's difficult because the gender follows grammatical rules not "natural" rules. Das Hühnchen, das Hänhchen, das Würstchen and so on. At any rate, what I find is that German often gets the message across without being grammatically correct, whjle English is often unintelligible unless the speaker says exactly what he means to say. There are more "safety nets" saying it with more grammar.

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    6. Re:Language follows money when it can by LeeMeador · · Score: 1

      "It is incredibly difficult to learn a tonal language if you grow up speaking a non-tonal one."

      I think the lack of inflection, declension and such makes Mandarin Chinese much easier to learn. (The written language is much more a barrier to world domination than the tonal nature of it. The written language could change but that change might feel very wrong to the Chinese and that might prevent acceptance of a change.)

      "I can say I'd rather deal with grammar complexities than trying to figure out which tone is being used."

      That's the only part I can agree with. You definitely would rather avoid the tones.

      I, however, kind of like the tones. I'm no expert with one year of college Chinese, but I found it easier than German or Greek to speak. It turns out that if you misuse the tones you mostly sound foreign and only occasionally make a proper fool of yourself or fail to communicate.

    7. Re:Language follows money when it can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not disagreeing with what you said, but would like to add that Japanese is also grammatically easy simply because it's so damn regular.

  86. This'll never be seen by AndOne · · Score: 1

    Given that I'm posting this rather late for the whole moderation thing....

    Anyways I just feel the need to reply to people constantly saying words don't have a translation in another language. if you can't translate a word to another language then it really isn't that useful a concept. Sure there are subtleties that may be lost in the translation ... perhaps. But those subtleties are mostly due to cultural connotations surrounding the word and less the word itself. But seriously.... This means... a jackrabbit with a lame right foot that can be easily caught by hand... but we tended to use it to make fun of losers... soo it's either the jackrabbit thing or someone who can't seem to get their shit together.... there I just translated sure my representation isn't as compact. But the meaning and the spirit of the word can be expressed in other languages. We're not losing the thought we're losing the compactness of expression and sorry I just don't see the huge loss in that. All these people recording the language and it's meaning... aren't doing it in the native tongue.. they have to translate it to some other language somewhere along the lines or else it's just so much meaningless scribbles. Also I'm willing to bet all these 'lost ways of thinking' have alot more to do with hunting down a reindeer than most people in today's culture would be entirely comfortable with.

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  87. All languages are obsoletes by slb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm OK with the linguists trying to mothball those old languages for the sake of knowledge and history.

    But the priority for a universal understanding should be to teach new generations a logical language instead of trying to keep these alive.

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    1. Re:All languages are obsoletes by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      The only appropriate response to your post is this.

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    2. Re:All languages are obsoletes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meiner Nabel strecht dreizehn Meter heraus. Unser Nabeln sind nicht identisch in Ausführung und Qualität.

  88. Inuit words for snow by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

    No, there are not Inuit words for snow. This is a piece of general ignorance that is widely spread.
    There is even a freaking wikipedia article about this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo_words_for_snow

    Also, Eskimos do not rub noses, the rickshaw was invented by an American and Joan of Arc was not French.

  89. Te Reo Maori by kaffiene · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In New Zealand, the Maori language was arguably "dying out" a few decades ago. It was certainly on the decline. It is likewise arguable that Maori culture was going the same way. A concerted effort was put in place to teach Maori language and culture both in purpose built schools (Kohanga Reo) and to a lesser extent in mainstream schooling.

    Since the 70's, there has been a marked resurgence in Maori language, but more interestingly, in the culture itselft and pride in it. This has led to Maoridom pushing itself out onto the global stage in a much more assertive and confident manner than I think it had in the past. Something which I would argue has not only been of benefit to Maori, but to NZ society in general.

    I'm not opposed to there being a 'lingua franca' of the modern world, and if that happens to be English, I will be all the more pleased. But I also see that there is a real cost of languages disappearing from the world, because the words are not all that is lost: there are whole lives, whole other worlds wrapped up in particular languages. It seems to me, however, that languages do not save themselves. Unless there are a group of people willing to actually teach and actively support the usage of languages (Maori is an official language of NZ) then the task will not be managed.

    I don't think we can nor would want to save all languages, but where a significant chunk of unique culture is bound up with a disappearing language, I would encourage the guardians of the culture to make real moves to save it because the alternative is to lose much more than you bargained for.

    1. Re:Te Reo Maori by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

      Cher doi!

  90. Re:good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, moderators. This is not flaimbait, and even though he speaks of a hot-button issue, he's still communicating useful ideas.

    Please don't let your own sensitivities cloud your judgement. Language is a big part of many such conflicts, and is in this one, so please don't shoot the messenger.

    I myself do not deny that language is a cultural phenomenon worthy of being considered beyond just its use for basic communication, but there are other facets to its use which can be negative.

  91. Why languages extincting ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a Sri Lankan. My mother tongue is something called "Singhala" (native language in Sri Lanka, guess it is extincting as well). I have been using it until around age 18. Then I went abroad to study in English medium and now working back in Sri Lanka. Since the time I entered university, I never ever used my mother tongue, except for day-to-day communication with my family, friends and other people in my country.

    What happens is,.. after one level, everything converts to English. In my case... since the day I enter university.. everything there onwards was in english. Text books, lectures, exam papers... even my job interview and whatever the documents come & go. Even I am writing here in English. Why french, german, chinese lived on because its the national language and they exist (and you can use it) well beyond your schooling years.

    In a way.. its good to have one language. At least it reduces the communication barrier. I really suffer when I travel abroad, when I meet local people there, couldn't even tell you the price of a good in english.

    However... having a single language also will suffer from regional dialects. Like here in Sri Lanka.. there is a popular slang called "Sri Lankan English". If you goto Singapore/Malaysia, there is "Singlish". So... even having a single language doesn't help. As in.. when I try to speak in RP (Reserved Pronunciation) in those contries.. people suddenly don't understand. (WTF, I am speaking in English, They also speak in English.. why the hell they don't get what I say ???)

    However.. as for the computer languages... all I want to see is extinction of all other languages except C/C++.

  92. Language != culture by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    I've read several comments in this thread lamenting the extinction of cultures as a result of the loss of their language, as if the two are inextricably linked. I'd argue that traditions and customs will continue to exist if they're still relevant independently of the language. Granted, old documents (if they exist) will eventually become inaccessible, but those are only part of a group's culture. This depends on the speed of extinction, though. If a language is lost gradually because its speakers become bilingual and then switch to their second language, their culture should remain intact.

    As for old documents becoming unreadable:
    this article puts the number of dying languages at 3500, with half of those having no written form. Those 3500 languages are spoken by 0.2 % of the world's population.

    1. Re:Language != culture by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      The actual experience of the Maori language in New Zealand speaks exactly to the opposite of what you have said here. Maori cultural revival has gone hand in hand with language preservation and people who have gone through the Maori language schooling are emerging as cultural firebrands.

      I think it's reasonable to question whether language and culture are intertwined, but the NZ experience certainly points to that being completely and utterly true.

  93. Re:Rubbish Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Above, I said indefinite articles. I intended to say definite articles. The definite article used in German depends on whether the noun is masculine, feminine, neuter. or plural. Whether the noun is the subject, indirect object, or direct object also affects the article and even the spelling of the noun.

  94. Loss of knowledge by Yousef · · Score: 1

    With the loss of languages, we lose another connection to various historical documents that will no longer be readable.
    Translating only goes so far. When translating, it is generally difficult to carry across the original prose or meaning of the original document.

    The second problem with the unification of languages is the innevitable homogenization of cultures that follows. I pity people that travel to the otherside of the world and still go in-search of a MacDonalds...
    Language is an integrale part of people's culture and the loss of a language is a sad thing.

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    1. Re:Loss of knowledge by ps236 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure about the 'historical documents that will no longer be readable' comment..

      People nowadays may not be able to read Latin as the Romans did, but it is still readable.

      Also, many of the languages which will be lost probably have no written form, so there will be no 'documents' which cannot be translated. There may be stories/myths/histories which are known in the spoken form, which may be lost - but that is a coincidental loss due to the loss of a language, not a direct result - the stories could easily be kept in a different language, and could also be lost despite the language surviving, and should really be written down to avoid losing them - which isn't possible without some form of translation if there isn't a written form to the language.

      As another thought - English is still a living language - but Chaucer's English isn't.. As one document I've read put it, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Jefferson and Dubyu Bush all speak English; Shakespeare would probably have been able to converse with Chaucer and Jefferson (with some difficulty), but Jefferson (and certainly Bush) would need to have an interpreter to speak to Chaucer - even though it's the "same" language. So, does this mean that Chaucer's English is a dead language, or just a language that has evolved into something else?

      If we say that it's a language which has evolved into something else, does this mean that other languages which 'die' by 'merging' have evolved or died out? If a language from the Andes becomes 'Spanish with some extra words' has it died out or evolved?

    2. Re:Loss of knowledge by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      People nowadays may not be able to read Latin as the Romans did, but it is still readable.

      It is readable only because we have recorded the language in endless grammars and dictionaries, and thousands of thousands of man-hours of research have gone into preserving and disseminating the language. There are still Latin speakers (members of the Catholic Church Hierarchy), and there are still languages which are closely descended from Latin to give us additional insights into the language.

      Moreover, a translation is not the same as the original. There are inevitable nuances of meaning, poetry of style and expression etc, that cannot be translated in most cases. When you speak another language fluently - you know more than one way to think . Translation just isn't the same. As someone said somewhere in this discussion, "Languages are the OS of our brains"

      That is not true for the majority of the world's languages. There are no dictionaries, no grammars, hell most of them probably don't even have a way to write them down because they lack an alphabet or other written system. There are no recorded examples of them to enable us to preserve the actual pronunciation of them. We have no data on what is dialectal and what is universal to the language. We don't have the cultural contexts required to let us understand why some terms mean what they do. In many cases, governments are actively attempting to suppress the use of these languages, rather than attempting to preserve them. Many are going to die out not because their existing speaking population wouldn't like to preserve them, but because it takes resources to preserve them and pass them on to the next generation that no one cares to make available.

      It often boils down to the fact that the speakers of a language see virtually no value in the existence of another language at all. Most people couldn't care less so its no surprise they don't want to help preserve a language, or encourage other people to speak it. If I can't communicate with you - and you don't speak my language - what is the possible (selfishly viewed) value of your language to me? Overcoming that viewpoint is difficult for the most part, and its pretty prevalent.

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    3. Re:Loss of knowledge by ps236 · · Score: 1

      > That is not true for the majority of the world's languages. There are no dictionaries, no grammars, hell most of them probably don't even have a way to write them down because they lack an alphabet or other written system

      Exactly - hence my comment that 'historical documents won't be lost' from many languages which may disappear finally disappearing - there are no such documents for many languages.

      Stories etc being lost IS more of an issue, but they could just as easily be lost by a village elder dying prematurely or a disease wiping out half a village. They could easily survive a language disappearing by being translated (possibly within a community) to another language. Their loss is not directly tied to the loss of a language. Eg you can find lots of histories/stories around in the UK from 'dead' languages - Latin, ancient Greek, Hebrew, Egyptian, as well as languages which bear little resemblance now to when the stories were first created (Chaucer, probably ancient Scandinavian myths)

      If languages are being lost due to governments suppressing them, then that's a 'bad thing' - but many languages will be lost just because people don't want to use them any more. Should people be forced to learn a language? Is it the right of anyone to be able to force someone to spend valuable education time learning something they don't see as worthwhile? If a tribe in the Andes whose language is dying out has children who only know Spanish, and they have a few hours education a week which is all they can fit in amongst all the other things they need to do to survive. Is it best to teach them health, farming, basic numeracy and literacy or spend half that time teaching them their dying language?

  95. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    I am just stunned. I realize the majority of people here are probably monolingual and probably living in North America, but the majority of posts here seem to be along the lines of "Well it doesn't affect me, so who gives a f**k?"

    Stop your flapping mouth and think a little: who it DOES affect? No one. It simply affects no one but linguists.

    I'm not living in US, and not living in a country where English is official language. I know my language, and I know English. Anything affecting me negatively so far? Let's say I move to US (as I got several job offers already) and have kids there. My kids will likely know only English. Are they affected? They get to learn English, and this is ok to them, they don't need to learn a language (my native) which they can't use.

    It's a simple mechanism of changing generations and the older generation dying out with some of their unique professions, abilities, knowledge.. and languages.

    This is why we don't live forever, and have kids which start anew. So people like you, who prefer to panic at the face of constant change, don't have the chance to sit forever, stopping natural development and progress of cultures.

  96. I know you're just joking, but... by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know you're just joking, but, just in case, consider this: how much manipulation is facilitated by the fact that those doing it can cherry-pick what they translate, and rely on a mass of sheep who don't know the other language and can't be arsed to check?

    If someone in, say, America were to tell you that the Canadians as a whole are preaching holy Jihad upon the infidel Americans, everyone would just call him nuts. There are maybe millions of people who live close to the border or travel across the border, and can tell you relatively first hand what the Canadians actually say. Or if not, you can just order a newspaper and read for yourself what they do say. Even if they were to manage to find one nutcase preaching holy war, everyone would point out just that: it's just one idiot that noone else takes seriously.

    Now try Americans vs Arabs, Arabs vs Jews, or whatever other manipulation across a language barrier. Now that works much better, doesn't it? You can cherry-pick which extremists (on both sides) to translate out of context, to make it sound like a whole language or ethnic group is hell-bent on wiping you off the face of the Earth. (Never mind that no group that size ever agreed on anything else, for as long as we have a recorded history.)

    It goes sorta like this: Some fringe group on side A does a bit of fist shaking and maybe sabre rattling. Idiot politicians or journalists on side B take that out of context, maybe even mis-translate it a bit, present it as "Look what side A is saying about us!" Then some easily excitable nutcase on side B goes, basically, "yeah, well, I say nuke the idiots until they glow and let their god sort them!" Then idiot politicians or journalists on side A (or whoever has a vested interest in stirring up the pot) take _that_ out of context, maybe even take a pick of words when translating to sound even more ferocious, and present it as "Look what side B is saying about us!" Loop.

    Sometimes even the subtle meaning of one word can be altered enough in translation to cause a big rift, although technically it is a honest-to-god translation.

    E.g., a lot of the relatively early Christian problems leading schisms and heresies, a good thousand years before Hus and Luther, were... translation problems. Stuff that made sense about Christ in Greek, sounded like a major heresy when translated in Syriac, because the nuances of some words were different.

    And that was guys who did a good faith effort to translate the scriptures and the dogmas decided in the church councils. Now imagine what you can do when you aren't that honest, and don't stop short of outright distorting the other side's words.

    Or the even shorter version: if that quote was right, the USA, the UK, Canada and Australia should be the greatest enemies in history.

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    1. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by bheer · · Score: 1

      I know you're just joking, but, just in case, consider this: how much manipulation is facilitated by the fact that those doing it can cherry-pick what they translate, and rely on a mass of sheep who don't know the other language and can't be arsed to check?
      Plenty, and much of it is done in the Arab world. Listen to some of Yasser Arafat's English and Arabic speeches, it's really quite astonishing. Or watch translated Arabic TV sometime, for example at MEMRI.

    2. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by elmo258 · · Score: 1

      If someone in, say, America were to tell you that the Canadians as a whole are preaching holy Jihad upon the infidel Americans, everyone would just call him nuts. There are maybe millions of people who live close to the border or travel across the border, and can tell you relatively first hand what the Canadians actually say.
      Unless they are French Canadian. I am an American and trust me when I say that all French Canadians are cheese-eating Jihadist scum. We must invade Quebec to protect ourselves from the terrorists!
    3. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      E.g., a lot of the relatively early Christian problems leading schisms and heresies, a good thousand years before Hus and Luther, were... translation problems. Stuff that made sense about Christ in Greek, sounded like a major heresy when translated in Syriac, because the nuances of some words were different.

      There's two ways of looking at this example.

      One is that the differences in language caused a misunderstanding between speakers of the two languages, thus creating a schism.

      Another way to look at it is that there are unique ways of expressing ideas in Greek and Syriac, illustrating the importance of language diversity. There are ideas that cannot be easily expressed in Greek and ideas that cannot be easily expressed in Syriac. It's unfortunate that this was a source of conflict between the two cultures, but would it be preferable that these ideas remained unexpressable in the first place? Cultural diversity is a beautiful thing.

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    4. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by curmudgeous · · Score: 1

      "...all French Canadians are cheese-eating Jihadist scum...

      Everyone, please think of the cheese!

    5. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fox News does a pretty good job of cherry picking pieces of truth and the majority of it's viewers (supposedly) natively speak English.

      Sharing a language does not guarantee unity of idealogy. Adding accessable information may not create a desire to investigate that information.

      In my stabs at learning other languages, there is a limited comfort zone of topics. On subjects outside of that, communication was still pretty basic and often confusing.

      You know, that holds true for my native language, only with a larger comfort area.

    6. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by Splunge · · Score: 1

      There are ideas that cannot be easily expressed in Greek and ideas that cannot be easily expressed in Syriac. To me, this is (no offense) bullshit. People always say that you need different languages to express different ideas. That there just aren't the words in Language 1 to express the idea in Language 2. How can this be unless the people of Lang 1 are fundamentally different individuals than people of Lang 2 and, really, they're not. People have more or less the same basic emotions and senses. Since they have the same basic needs, they have the same basic environment. It isn't like a tree and a bacteria attempting to describe their worldviews to each other.

      So a language doesn't have the word to describe that X. Well, it can (and many do) appropriate them. English speakers certainly knew the feeling of taking pleasure in the misfortune of others before the appropriation of schadenfreude. It's not like anyone says "I have no idea what feeling you're talking about". And, prior to the appropriation, one could use the clumsy "took pleasure in the misfortune of others" to describe it.

      All used human languages should be 'turing complete' and therefore equally 'powerful' at expressing anything a human needs to express.
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    7. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      All used human languages should be 'turing complete' and therefore equally 'powerful' at expressing anything a human needs to express.

      Great metaphor; note that it doesn't exclude some languages from being more suited to use in a given domain than others. Just because it's *possible* to express a given idea in a language doesn't mean that it's simple to do so - and people are much more likely to do things that are easy for them.

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    8. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by SIIHP · · Score: 1

      "and people are much more likely to do things that are easy for them"

      Like speak one language instead of two, right?

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    9. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by dusanv · · Score: 1

      Try reading what Al-Qaeda is saying in Arabic, the stuff that isn't directed at the West. Quite different from what gets played on Al-Jazeera for us. Same story about Gadaffi, Arafat and many others. I agree it's better we understand each other although I'm not sure that'd lead for more peace initially.

    10. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by punissuer · · Score: 1

      Or the even shorter version: if that quote was right, the USA, the UK, Canada and Australia should be the greatest enemies in history. You're not taking into account that the US, Canada, and Australia were colonies of the UK and have always spoken a common language (or close enough). When we talk smack about each other, we can absorb it in small doses and remain friends on the whole. But if someone were to suddenly remove all the world's linguistic barriers at once, the result might be very different from the Anglophone lovefest.
    11. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1
      That there just aren't the words in Language 1 to express the idea in Language 2...
      Since they have the same basic needs, they have the same basic environment.

      Sometimes that's the case...

      One example that I cited in another comment on here regards the Pirahã language... They have no words to count- they only have "one", "two" and "many".

      From wiki:

      The Pirahã do not count with numerals. They use only approximate measures, and in tests were unable to consistently distinguish between a group of four objects and a similarly-arranged group of five objects. When asked to duplicate groups of objects, they duplicate the number correctly on average, but almost never get the number exactly in a single trial.

      Being (correctly) concerned that, because of this cultural gap, they were being cheated in trade, the Pirahã people asked Daniel Everett, a linguist that was working with them, to teach them basic numeracy skills. After eight months of enthusiastic but fruitless daily study, the Pirahã concluded that they were incapable of learning the material, and discontinued the lessons. Not a single Pirahã had learned to count up to ten or even add 1 + 1.[5]

      Everett argues that test subjects are unable to count for two cultural reasons and one formal linguistic reason. First, they are nomadic hunter/gatherers with nothing to count and hence no need to practice doing so. Second, they have a cultural constraint against generalizing beyond the present which eliminates number words. Third, since numerals and counting are based on recursion in the language according to some researchers, then the absence of recursion in their language predicts a lack of counting. That is, it is the lack of need which explains both the lack of counting ability and the lack of corresponding vocabulary. Everett does not claim that the Pirahãs are cognitively incapable of counting.


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    12. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Unlike the Canadians and Aussies, Americans didn't leave the UK cheerfully and amiably. Not only there was the independence war, there was _another_ war with England right after, as the Brits were blockading US trade with continental Europe. You know, what with having the very national anthem of the USA based on the British fleet bombarding a US fort, including with the newfangled rocket ships. (A very primitive rocket artillery, basically.)

      Add the whole USA jingoism ("manifest destiny", for example) in the 19'th century, conflicting with Britain's own delusions of grandeur, plus various other frictions, and the USA and UK started as anything _but_ friends. Heck the UK was better friends with the Ottoman Empire than with the USA at one point.

      The relations normalized later and got eventually to friendly, but it started as anything but friends.

      I'm sorry, but lesser misunderstandings and enmities have lasted a _lot_ longer across language and culture boundaries, and in some cases went further downhill.

      To give one of the mildest examples: compare that to the relations with France. The USA started pretty much best buddies with France. France played a _major_ role in the US Independence War. A tiny bit later, the USA got in a war with England... because it wanted to keep trading with France, and the UK blockaded Napoleon. Then there was the thing about the Statue of Liberty, which again is a French donation. (And not as in giving away some old statue, but it was made especially for the USA.) Whereas today in France it's somewhat much fashionable to be anti-american, and viceversa in the USA it's fashionable to be anti-french.

      Basically, from where I sit, and taking an over-simplified view of it:

      - same language: started as enemies, then normalized to "don't give a damn" and eventually to friends

      - language barrier and lack of communication: started as best buddies, ended up... well, not really enemies, but not on the most cordial terms, to say the least

      As I was saying, it's a relatively mild example, because it didn't end up in all-out war or anything. But lack of communication allowed the occasional sabre-rattling leaders and idiot journalists to deteriorate a relationship from excellent to at least rivalry. That's the phenomenon I'm talking about.

      I dunno... it makes me really wonder.

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    13. Re:I know you're just joking, but... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, once I heard something like:

      "[A politician*] is someone who can do in one language, what Yasser Arafat can only do in two." -- i.e. say the opposite thing to different crowds without them figuring it out

      *I don't know if it was referring to a specific politician (maybe Pat Buchanan) or the job of a politician in general.

  97. I call bull shit by tgv · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "a lot of those languages are dying out because the speakers of the more monolithic languages have forced them into extinction.": Sad, but unrelated to the issue at hand. This is consequence of oppression. There are several organizations that address that: Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, ...

    "Languages quite honestly give you a completely different way of thinking": Now there's a statement that requires a lot of backup. Language does not encapsulate ways of thinking; it's a means of conveying thoughts. Do you think that the Chinese cannot understand Plato? Their languages are about as far apart as possible.

    "New languages effectively don't happen": well, there's a plainly wrong statement. New languages do arise. Not very frequently, but they do. Usually Creole, but there are more interesting cases. Check e.g. the sign language developed by deaf Nicaraguan children.

    "the world's piranha of a language English": that's funny, but not really true either. Chinese is really gobbling up large portions of Asia and Spanish also seems to be spreading still.

    I honestly think there is no way to stop the process of language extinction. It has always happened: my native tongue (Dutch) is quite different from what it used to be and that holds for many languages. They develop. Small groups tend to disappear. That also has always been the case. You can find remains of settlements everywhere with signs of a lost culture, and probably a lost language.

    There is nothing inherently bad about that. It's not a question of ethics. Join Amnesty, support the Kurds and the Tibetans, but don't do it to save their language. Human life and thought is worth more than the precise way that they use to communicate.

    1. Re:I call bull shit by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      There is no reason for the multitude of languages we have on Earth to all be reduced to just a handful. Yes, the major languages have proven useful to a large percentage of the world's populace, but don't think they have spread simply because they are *better* in some way. They have spread because of political and cultural pressure from the dominant cultures that promulgated them. We can, if we so choose, do a lot to preserve quite a few of these languages, but because it takes effort on the part of speakers of the major tongues to preserve the minor tongues they are supplanting, its hard to garner much support. Most people who speak a language see little purpose in someone else speaking a different language, period. Its usually only when forced to that we learn another language, at least here in North America. In Europe its quite common for people to speak 2 or even 3 languages. Here in NA, the most common attitude seems to be along the lines of "learn to speak English or go F**k yourself", because most of us are too lazy to put out any effort. If English was dying out, we would be the the first folks to be screaming that it should be preserved.

      Ask a member of any small cultural group whose unique identity or existence is threatened by Western cultural pressure, whose way of life will shortly disappear, what they think about the extinction of their language and the response will probably be a bit different. There is a quote in the commentary on one of the books above that I posted a link to which is worth repeating perhaps:

      "Chinese people don't learn English because they love it, but because Coca-Cola and Microsoft rule the world." - Li Yang

      By extension, minority language speakers often end up being forced to adopt the language of the majority around them simply because the majority couldn't give a rats ass about the minority in any regard and simply insists that they learn the majority language or suffer the consequences. We may have lost our historical tribalism in many ways, but we still have our linguistic tribalism and its hale and hardy.

      If we cared to make the effort we could preserve a lot of these languages, and encourage the people of their cultures to study and learn the languages. Most of these languages are not dying off because people aren't interested in learning them, but because no one has produced grammars and dictionaries so that they can be formally taught in schools. That takes time, effort, and money that its hard to garner support for, sadly.

      I know when I was studying Linguistics at the University of Victoria 20 years ago, there were exactly 2 speakers of Northern Kwakiutl (I think it was that language) alive. Both were over 70, and both were likely to die sometime soon without passing on any of their language skills to the next generations. Why? because there was no budget to assemble the materials needed to teach it, and because for many generations here in British Columbia, the Government and the School system actively discouraged Native Americans from speaking their own languages (children were physically punished in school etc), so a few generations never learned to speak their own language. Even today only a percentage of most Canadian Indigenous peoples actually speak their own languages fluently, in large part because the ruling English and French speaking majorities actively discouraged them from doing so, rather than helping.

      I think thats a real shame...

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    2. Re:I call bull shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Languages quite honestly give you a completely different way of thinking": Now there's a statement that requires a lot of backup. Language does not encapsulate ways of thinking; it's a means of conveying thoughts. Do you think that the Chinese cannot understand Plato? Their languages are about as far apart as possible.

      Take an obvious example: Free Software. The term is often misunderstood because English is clumsy at articulating the difference between no cost and free of encumbrance. As a result, we have to use clumsy phrases like "free as in beer" and "free as in speech," and even these are not immediately understandable by someone who hasn't had the concept of Free Software explained to them.

      French wouldn't have the same problem, as it (and, I presume, other Romance languages) has different words that convey the concept of no cost (gratuit) and unencumbered or "at liberty" (libre). Likewise, French has a word to describe knowing a particular fact (savoir) and being acquainted with something or someone (connaitre) whereas English has to get by with the phrase "I know such-and-such" and making the listener rely on context to figure it out.

      Conversely, English (with its immense vocabulary) has its own areas of distinction and subtlety that other languages lack. It also borrows heavily from other languages to express ideas that are hard or awkward to explain in English proper (like zeitgeist, for example). While it is possible to express in broad terms most concepts in most languages, certain concepts can only be explained clumsily and inelegantly in certain languages and, in some cases, it may be practically impossible to express certain subtleties without going in to lengthy exposition to do what another language could sum up in a word.

    3. Re:I call bull shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect that RMS intentionally chose "Free" to leverage the ambiguity between libre and gratis. It's a lot easier to get people to take up free-as-in-beer software and than it is to get them to buy your whole ideology of free-as-in-speech software. Once you have them hooked, they're a lot more easily convinced of the benefits of free-as-in-speech.

      If he had chosen a less ambiguous term, it's far less likely that people would have originally picked up the ideologically-encumbered software.

    4. Re:I call bull shit by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

      "Languages quite honestly give you a completely different way of thinking": Now there's a statement that requires a lot of backup. Language does not encapsulate ways of thinking; it's a means of conveying thoughts. I can't find the link, but I once read that there is a small native language that supposedly would express the thinking behind the general theory of relativity wonderfully. Most people tend to get confused by the theory, because our languages handles the concept of time in our specific way. With a different language and a different visualization of what time is, you think differently.

      And learning Japanese certainly isn't only learning words and phrases. It's also learning to think about the world in terms of where you fit into a hierarchy and what role you are performing to decide which level of politeness you should use.

      Not to mention that my own language have 3 words for "yes" and "no".
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    5. Re:I call bull shit by tgv · · Score: 1

      You're going all Sapir-Whorf here.

      Even if that story about that small tribe is true (nobody seems to be able to find the link), then still Einstein thought of it, and he was not speaking that language. Other people seem to understand it as well.

      Learning any other language will bring you in contact with the culture, that's obvious. But that doesn't mean the thinking or the culture is in some way intrinsically linked to the language. There are (quite a few) multi-lingual cultures. There are languages that spread over different cultures (Arab, Spanish, English). All this undermines the idea that though, culture and language share a "deep", meaningful relation. Culture shapes language (there are Japanese that add -chan to their name in *English*), but the culture stays even when the language disappears.

      I think the point here is that the culture itself is heavily influenced by ever more pressure from the environment (think media, globalisation, etc.). The people who form that culture are changed, thus the language is lost. You can see it as a sad thing (and really I do, it's like losing a work of art), but it's not inherently bad, and there's nothing you can do against it, except changing the dominant culture...

  98. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

    I would think the programmers here would be the first to get it Thank you for your good points.

    Slashdotters should think programming languages. Imagine a world where there were no programming languages except visual basic. Even if you love Ruby, even if you love c#, even if you love assembly... Removing everything except one is not an improvement, because different languages have different strenghts ans weaknesses.

    This is also true for human languages. I forgot the details, but there was a story about a one particular primitive tribe that could easily grasp the theory of relativity - because their language was built with a different way of expressing time.

    Language is the OS of our brains.
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  99. Java vs C by Nymz · · Score: 1

    So the numerous comments on every Slashdot story about programming languages claiming that Java users aren't man enough to use C, because only sissies need garbage collection, are racist ?-)
    Heh, if you could define a programming language, as a trait to ones ancestory, then yes. If not, then it would simply be an insightful comment :-)
  100. Personally I vote we learn to meow ;) by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ya know, screw both English and Chinese. That's a problem created by humans, so maybe we should just take a step back. A UK cat has no problem communicating with an Asian breed, for example. (Well, when it can be arsed to communicate, anyway;) It's a global language. So I say let's all learn to meow.

    On the upside, IIRC they have like 100 words total, so we can give up on the whole character set madness. (If I give you a .txt file, is it in UTF-8, UTF-16 -- big or small endian at that? --, or one of the two dozen ISO-8859 flavours, or EBCDIC, or what?) Good old fashioned 7 bit is enough for whole words.

    Plus, it'll be easier to know if your cat is actually plotting against you.

    Plus, think how much easier poetry will be. E.g., you have to rhyme with "meow", you can't go wrong with "mew" or "mrow".

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    1. Re:Personally I vote we learn to meow ;) by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      A UK cat has no problem communicating with an Asian breed, for example. (Well, when it can be arsed to communicate, anyway;) It's a global language. So I say let's all learn to meow.

      Meow? Some of us prefer to nya ^_^

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    2. Re:Personally I vote we learn to meow ;) by jlawson382 · · Score: 1

      Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law. Not so funny meow, is it?

      MEOW!

    3. Re:Personally I vote we learn to meow ;) by dwye · · Score: 1

      Grrrr. Ruff. Ruff. Grrr.

      >Plus, it'll be easier to know if your cat is actually plotting against you.

      Is it alive? Then it is plotting against you. First time that you forget to get cat food...

    4. Re:Personally I vote we learn to meow ;) by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Is it alive? Then it is plotting against you.

      So the best way to protect yourself without killing the cat is simply never to open the box!

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    5. Re:Personally I vote we learn to meow ;) by dwye · · Score: 1

      > So the best way to protect yourself without killing the cat is simply never to open the box!

      But why deny yourself the pleasure? ;-)

    6. Re:Personally I vote we learn to meow ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever opened a box that *had* a cat trapped in it? Not a happy kitty.

      You sure you want to take that risk?

  101. Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by theolein · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There, I hope I got your attention there: I really just wanted to add a few points here about languages, their uses and development.

    Firstly, I speak 5 languages fluently (English, Afrikaans, Dutch, German, Swiss-German and French) and can get by in two more (Spanish and Turkish). I'm a South African, my girlfriend is Afrikaans, I've lived in Switzerland for some 17 years now, and in Germany and Spain before that and in Turkey for a year as well. My father was French speaking. I'm not reciting all this to brag. The knowledge of different languages has been of vital use to me in my life and has actually saved my life on a number of occasions, literally.

    When I first got to Europe 21 years ago, I could only really speak English and Afrikaans. I knew a smattering of French from my dad, but I only really learned from my French girlfriend at the time. I worked in what was then West Berlin for the US Airforce, but before that, for my first year, I survived by doing odd jobs and basically pestering people to let me stay somewhere, and I learned German really quickly, because in those days, not many Germans could or wanted to speak English. The USAF people I knew, on the other hand, lived in American bases, went to American shops and watched American movies, and almost none of them understood a word of German. They had no need, but they had plenty of problems when out in the city doing shopping etc.

    When I worked in Turkey, as usual, I made the effort to communicate with the locals, who surprise surprise, generally only spoke Turkish and perhaps enough German to sell stuff to tourists. Knowing Turkish made me friends and made my life that much more pleasant, and cheaper, since I could order in Turkish I paid the prices that locals paid for drinks and food which is considerably less than tourists pay.

    A tidbit of info is that the Turkic languages are so closely related that knowledge of Turkish will enable you to make yourself understood from Turkey to Kazakhstan, including parts of Russia where Tartar is spoken, which is quite a span of territory. Not that I ever plan on visiting that part of the world, but if I ever do get the chance to see the Altai mountains, I'll be able to get around without too much trouble.

    Another tidbit of info is that Turkic grammar gives you a head start if you ever need to learn Hungarian, Finnish or want to chat up a blond Estonian beauty. They all work the same way.

    Another one is traveling in France. The French are also somewhat monolingual, like most English speakers, and I know a lot of Americans having a bad time in France because they find the French resentful of having to speak English. The joke is that the French generally don't mind if you don't speak French, but they really appreciate it if you just try a few words.

    Switzerland is another special case. Swiss German is a dialect of Alemannic that is unintelligible to most Germans from the North of Germany, with some subdialects that are incomprehensible to almost all Germans. It is the most spoken language in Switzerland, but it is not a written language. The written language of Switzerland is German. You can get by perfectly with standard German in Switzerland, but knowledge of the spoken language is what will make you friends or get you business contacts with the locals. There is even a local language that is endangered, called Rumantsch, which is a direct descendant of the vulgar latin the Romans soke here 2000 years ago. It is kept alive by the Swiss not for its practical value, since all of its speakers are also fluent in German, but for its cultural heritage. It adds colour to the landscape, so to speak.

    I'm telling all these stories in an attempt to show that just because you think English is a universal language doesn't make it so. In Zurich, where I work, everyone in my company speaks English to some degree, but the one guy who only spoke English at work constantly had to fight against the language barrier. I don't think he was very happy. It's often the same in large parts of

    1. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The knowledge of different languages has been of vital use to me in my life and has actually saved my life on a number of occasions, literally. If everyone spoke a single common language, then your life would have been saved on all those occasions, along with the lives of those who hadn't spent time learning other languages. Think of all the time that you've spent studying redundant vocabulary and grammar, and of what else you could have accomplished with it.
    2. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by Beorytis · · Score: 1

      Think of all the time that you've spent studying redundant vocabulary and grammar, and of what else you could have accomplished with it.

      You know, there are people who go out of their way to learn languages because they enjoy it.
    3. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 1

      The knowledge of different languages has been of vital use to me in my life and has actually saved my life on a number of occasions, literally.
      Don't go and make a claim like this without telling us about one or two of them!
    4. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Can't agree with you more. Ignore the anonymous coward.
      My favourite snack, when I'm in Vienna or Budapest, is 'Langos' (pron:laangawsh)
      You can have it with salt, garlic, jam or just plain. All I do is go up to a corner seller and ask for one.
      Better than pointing and making other hand gestures. And I know what it is. I understand why the Viennese have it but no other Austrian town/city has it.
      Translation?: I'm not telling. An Austrian pizza? No not quite. A hot dog? There's no dog in it. Pomme Frits? Nope. Some kind of pie? Not telling!
      Yet this piece of delicious whatever will disappear when the Viennese and Hungarians do.

      On your other point and as others have commented concerning China as being a contender for a universal language, I doubt it would ever happen as their script precludes it from general acceptance.

      I do understand and concur that some sort of universal language is already existant, currently being English, but it can never universally contain all the subtleties of culture of all the peoples that speak it today or in the future.
      Like the US dollar, it is common 'currency' around the world, especially where it matters- and that is simply business.
      Thanks for your insight.

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      Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
    5. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole "I'm not telling" thing was cute, especially in the age of Wikipedia:

      Lángos (pronounced LAHN-gosh) is a Hungarian food speciality, a deep fried flat bread made of potato-based dough. It is sometimes rubbed with garlic or doused with garlic water or garlic butter, but can also be eaten with sour cream, grated cheese, ham, or other toppings, like lecsó. It may be cooked at home or bought from street vendors.

      The name comes from láng, the Hungarian word for flame, because traditionally it was baked in the front of the brick oven, close to the flames. It was originally made from bread dough and was served as breakfast on the days when new bread was baked. Now that people no longer have brick ovens and usually do not bake bread at home, lángos is usually fried in oil.

      Lángos is sold at many fast-food restaurants not only in Hungary but also in Serbia, where it is known as langus. In addition, it has been introduced by the Hungarian population of Vojvodina, in the Czech Republic and in Austria, where it is, especially in Vienna, very popular as a fast food on fairs and in amusement parks like the Prater.

    6. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by imageek · · Score: 1

      Whatever language you use to enter a search string into Google is the universal language. I don't speak a word of any other language except for English and have never been outside of North America, and yet I am able to spoil your surprise after spending less than 10 seconds with Google:

      "The lángos is something inspired, not for the faint-hearted: a deep-fried (ideally in lard) frisbee of dough covered in sour cream & cheese, then drizzled with a garlic-salt chrism of some sort."
      http://www.culturalsociety.org/vienna7.html

      Goes to show again that what's important is not what you know, but that you can find out what you don't know. I could go for some langos right now, though. Can't go wrong with sour cream and cheese, regardless of what language you speak!

    7. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      The joke is that the French generally don't mind if you don't speak French, but they really appreciate it if you just try a few words.

      Can someone settle, once and for all, if this is true or not? I know a lot more French than I let on when I'm in France, because I've often heard it said that the French hate it when people butcher their language. So I don't try anymore. Would they rather hear a butchered French or simple English, coming from a native English speaker?

      The same goes for knowing a few basic words in any other language. I'll often learn enough to place basic orders, but then they say something back to me that forces me to say, "sorry I don't know how to speak X." Did I waste their time misleading them in the first place? I love to travel, I wish I had a better sense of this.

      The truth is though, pointing is the most important language there is. You can usually get by almost anywhere with hand-gestures.

    8. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by theolein · · Score: 1

      And if the two bozos in the garden of eden just hadn't taken a bite of that apple....

    9. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by zenkonami · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't rule out Chinese just based on their characters. Pinyin seems to solve most of that problem. That and the grammar is mercifully simple for English speakers, even if the tonal system takes a little more work. I think more Anglophones will start picking up Mandarin in the next 10 years as a second language.

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      Do You Experiment?
    10. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by zenkonami · · Score: 1

      Much as there are people who enjoy Object Oriented Programming.

      SNAP!

      Awaiting my -1(dumb)

      --

      Do You Experiment?
    11. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I speak 5 languages fluently (English, Afrikaans, Dutch, German, Swiss-German and French)
      So you speak 3 languages? Dutch==Afrikaans and German==Swiss-German, small differences be damned.

    12. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! I now know more about this than I thought existed!
      So I presume that now that langos (haven't worked out how to do the accents),is multinational, its survival is guaranteed, even if the Hungarian language disappears!

      The reason why I wouldn't divulge what it was in the first place was to make the point that unless you knew the language and the culture (and in this case the diaspora), it would be lost.

      Perhaps now for langos it's a moot point.

      --
      Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
    13. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      lol
      Thanks for ruining the surprise!
      It's nice with jam too.
      You can make it at home (an ersatz form).
      Get some pre-made bread dough, bring it to room temp and slice into thin, small palm sized pieces.
      Flatten it and put it into fresh hot vegetable oil, maybe 2 or 3 at a time.
      They will expand somewhat. Keep an eye on it and flip them as they turn golden brown.
      Drain and place on paper kitchen towels.

      Toppings:
      Basic Savory: Half-crush a clove of garlic and rub it over the top of a hot langos. Salt to taste.
      or
      Sweet: Any jam spread over it. Try sour cherry.

      Lard: Well you can use that, but your heart won't thank you even though your stomach will.

      --
      Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
    14. Re:Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by theolein · · Score: 1

      You think German is the same as Swiss German? You think an Afrikaans person can understand spoken Dutch (They can read it, but I can also read Swedish)?

      Apart from which, in your heroic AC post, along with the somewhat stupid "==", I detect a hint of envy in your post.

      How many languages do you speak?

      Or are you still waiting for your imaginary universal language.

  102. Re:Good /bad thing? - Irrelevent. by dintech · · Score: 1

    "Double-click the minimize control to select the desired HDMI input". Perfectly understandable to you and me, complete gibberish to most people over 50. And that's just in Engrish.

    Fixed.

  103. Silky by Moderatbastard · · Score: 0

    Small consolation, but I got it.

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  104. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's panicking? You're panicking that you won't have a primary language to live on.

  105. English does not borrow from other languages.. by Chas · · Score: 5, Funny

    English follows other languages down dark alleys, hit them over the head, and rifles through their pockets for loose grammar.

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    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
    1. Re:English does not borrow from other languages.. by rssrss · · Score: 5, Informative

      "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

      -- James Nicoll

      --
      In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
    2. Re:English does not borrow from other languages.. by jlf278 · · Score: 1

      >>English follows other languages down dark alleys, hit them over the head, and rifles through their pockets for loose grammar. You're thinking of Chuck Norris.

    3. Re:English does not borrow from other languages.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean 'hits'.

  106. The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A language is just a communication protocol. Would you say that having 7000 incompatible networking protocols is a good thing? No, it patently isn't. Thousands of incompatible languages simply help create pockets of ignorance and deprivation. The only people who benefit are those who can translate.

    Having said that. The corollary is that learning multiple languages is a good idea for an individual. If you live in the UK and speak only English then you are excluded from the largest economies on the continent; France Germany etc. The French and Germans all speak English. If their economies tank, they can always look for work in the UK.

    Speaking of which, I have a German lesson this evening.

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    1. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      What world do you live in?

      Most Germans and French suck at English. They're about as proficient as I am in German with a couple of years of formal study without any immersion. As long as they dub their movies and games they will never learn good English. If you're only talking about the IT segment of the job market you're probably right.

    2. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by shilly · · Score: 1

      You didn't push your analogy hard enough. Different communications protocols are designed to serve different processes, and it's true for languages as well. We are losing our knowledge of the natural world through the death of languages, a catastrophe that parallels our destruction of the heterogeneity of our planet.

    3. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      "It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."

      Glib comments aside, language death = cultural death.
      Along with the death of languages goes the ability to express ideas in ways that are unique to that language,
      and a unique cultural worldview.

      --
      The libertarian solution to the failures of capitalism is to apply more capitalism til the failures are fixed.
    4. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Fewer languages is a good thing. A single language would be idea. Soon enough, it will be down to Chinese, Spanish, and English. BTW, I have been advised by some Chinese people that learning English is easier than learning to use a Chinese keyboard. Then again, the only people who can say this (to me, in English) are those who have chosen to do exactly that.

    5. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by zeromorph · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A language is just a communication protocol.

      No, it's not. It's a way of how relate to the world, it's a way of being. Most of our reality is categorized through linguistic categories. If we loose them we loose our world.

      If you skip from English to German, it's not a big step (on a global scale), the are closely related (being both West-Germanic) and have been in contact for centuries. The speech communities share large parts of their religious and political believes, their material culture is quite similar and they have exchanged cultural artifacts (texts etc.) since their very early history. So just for your German lesson today think about the semantics of "Becher" (mug, cup, pot, beaker, goblet - You drink coffee out of them, but not beer, Yoghurt comes in a "Becher", the tooth brush rests in one, You measure flour etc. in one...) for a German speaker "Becher" are all the same thing, are they for you? Or try "gemütlich", "eben", "halt" - you would really amaze me if you could use one of these like a native speaker.

      If losing a language is a good thing I recommend to you to use a hunter-gatherer language (try an aboriginal one from Australia or an Aslian language from Malaysia) in your daily life in a Western culture. You'll find that you have some very handy terms for hunting techniques but ordering a coffee politely (but not chummily) might be awkward, as will be discussing the problem with your car with the mechanic or discussing some personal problem or less specific angst with your shrink.

      Death of language is good if your language remains, it's bad if another remains.

      --
      "Hannibal's plans never work right. They just work." Amy/A-Team
    6. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how many millions have died because we don't understand eachother?

    7. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I agree, if grandparent is basing his conclusion on IT people (and to a lesser degree businesspeople and scientists) it might appear to be true. With perhaps the exception of those working with tourists it's not true among the general populace, especially outside the big cities.

      If you want the real linguists in Europe it's the Belgians, particularly those from Flanders. Being trilingual is nothing extraordinary there.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    8. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      And how many millions have died because we don't understand each other?

      If you're referring to people dying in wars, not very many, I'd think.

      International communications may not always be easy, but there are generally at least a few people capable of translations, enabling communications between rival factions. There may have been a few times in history where cultural/language misunderstandings led to diplomatic gaffes and were a source of conflict, but I think those would be in the minority.

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      The libertarian solution to the failures of capitalism is to apply more capitalism til the failures are fixed.
    9. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by JSchoeck · · Score: 1

      While a "unified" language certainly is a good thing, IMO it is also important to save languages for cultural reasons. Obviously you can not save a language from stopped usage - there's no way or sense to force someone to speak a certain language. But to keep documentation and all available information (vocabulary, grammar, history) of languages seems very worthwhile to me.

    10. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      That's where I live, and I have to say that while most are trilingual, the current generation sucks at French. Hard. They can barely mutter a French phrase, and writing isn't that stellar either.

      I'm lucky in that I'm from a French-speaking family. I was instantly bilingual. English I learned later from TV and video games, and perfected it thanks to the Internet.

    11. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I wanted to gain a deeper understanding of the nature of networks and why some are better than others and what the unique features of networks are, then YES, 7000 incompatible networks are a good thing. You GREATLY oversimplify language in your statement.

      Read some Chomsky. Not the political stuff (although that *is* interesting), but the linguistic theory stuff. Part of the argument is that language is one of the things that distinguishes humans as uniquely human. If it is important at all to anyone to discover what makes us human, that linguistic diversity is greatly beneficial.

      I will grant you that it is somewhat counter to a global marketplace (globalization). And that the WWW would like a unified language. But these things are brand new in the history of human development, and language has existed for as long as humans. I would not rush to destroy something so old and integral to human existence for the sake of the latest "fad" (yes, historically speaking globalization may be a fad). If these languages are not captured somehow, this unique expression of who we are as humans will be lost forever.

      I could have traveled to teach ESL (and still could). I decided against it for several reasons, one of which was I didn't want to have a direct hand in the world's linguistic homogenization. Diversity is good! And languages do not have to die. It is possible to keep the "old" languages alive while adding second (or third, etc) languages to them. ESL in non-english speaking countries is a mistake, IMHO. You need english in a place like the USA just to survive (we americans linguistically discriminate that way). My aversion to one "universal" language prevents me from traveling for this purpose. It is similar to finding Planet Hollywood in the center of Prague. I travel expecting things to be *different*, *not* just like home.

    12. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't have to, they can import words form their ancestral language if their is no suitable translation in their newly adopted one to express ideas of their cultural worldview. Everyone speaking what is more or less the same language is a good thing, although speaking the same language as everyone else does make it easier to lose or forget your own culture.

    13. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by Hey+Apples · · Score: 1

      Language is one of the barriers that divides us as a people on this planet. Breaking that barrier down in the slightest gives hope that other differences can be overcome. With language comes dialog and understanding... something truly lacking in the current state of things.

    14. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by eumedemito · · Score: 1

      The existence of a lingua franca is a very good thing. Still, the death of a language is not a good thing at all. Human languages are more than just communication protocols. Every one of them holds a lot of additional information - historic and cultural, for example.

      Most things can be translated, some just can't ("Não sou, estou." == "No soy, estoy." != "I am not, I am."). And some are just not "interesting" enough to translate. So, when a language dies, much of that additional information it holds is just lost in translation.

    15. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe you are correct. It is important for many languages to exist, because each has nuances that allow the expression of different thoughts which may or may not have equivalents in other languages. Translate the portuguese word 'saudade' into english; a native portuguese speaker would find the translation very much imprecise because the concept is not readily describable in english.

      I think different languages allow different perspectives into the world and also different or new lines of thought to emerge.

      Diversity = creativity = robustness

    16. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by BiAthlon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the great thing about everyone speaking English will be that there will be so may more English languages to choose from.

    17. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by PMuse · · Score: 1

      A language is just a communication protocol. Would you say that having 7000 incompatible networking protocols is a good thing? No, it patently isn't.

      It's worth taking a second to note that having just one language (or networking protocol) would be a bad thing, too. Without a counter-example to compare against, it's hard to differentiate between a bad design choice in a language and a fundamental constraint.

      When I learned my second language, I gained a whole new perspective on my first. There are things I think one does well, and things for which I prefer the other. It was after I learned the second that I first understood that it doesn't have to be that way.

      --
      "We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
    18. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by a.d.trick · · Score: 1

      To say that language is just a communication protocol is an oversimplification. Languages and culture are mutually dependant. If a language dies, the culture(s) of the people who spoke it will die too.

  107. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    x2.

  108. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    Who's panicking? You're panicking that you won't have a primary language to live on.

    You gotta honestly tell me, how did you manage to read my post and understand 100% the opposite of what I said O_O.

  109. I covered this in my podcast ... by crovira · · Score: 1

    83 languages spoken by 5,000,000,000 people (and a great many people speak more than one,) means that its no tragedy when an obscure language lapses into disuse.

    Comparing a language to a species is the kind of muddle-headed thinking that makes me wonder if English is a dying language in this ass-hack writer's tongue.

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    MSBPodcast.com The opinions expressed here are my own. If you don't like 'em... Think up your own stuff.
  110. It will be easier. And much less cultural by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course it's going to be easier to communicate. But we'll lose a lot. Mostly, a lot of people will lose their way of thinking, having to conform to a language that does not fit into their thinking pattern.

    When you look at a language and its composition, you'll notice that every language reflects its users and their culture. No, I'm not going for the 20 words for snow in Inuit. I'm going for the very, very finely tune nuances of reverence in Japanese, something that cannot even remotely be reproduced in any other language I know. And of course, that way you simply cannot understand the culture that is behind it. You can promote and punish a coworker with the use of a syllable.

    How to translate it? Not at all. There is no way to translate it. There is not even a way to express it. Because explaining it or using "stronger" words (that would have to be used in English or other languages) would, you guessed it, already break the unwritten laws of etiquette. You're not supposed to really 'hear' it, you're supposed to know it from listening closely.

    And I can only assume it's similar with other cultures and languages. Maybe (or most likely) in other areas, areas in everyday life that are more important than social status, but nontheless parts of their culture. This will most likely suffer from a lack of an own language that lends itself to the needs of the culture.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  111. Multilingualism in a monolingual society... by Shag · · Score: 1

    I'm relatively monolingual, and while I'm proud of my English skills (I write and edit with PhD's pretty regularly, and they don't point and laugh derisively at me) I'm ashamed of my overall knowledge of language, and I know it holds me back somewhat in life and my career.

    I took a grand total of 2 years of Spanish in high school, long ago and far away, so I've got some Spanish, but it's very rusty. My German, French, Italian, Mandarin, Japanese and Hawaiian are even more minimal. And I'm limited to greetings in Russian, Arabic, Swahili, Luganda, Ankole, Turkish, Hindi, Maori, Cook Islander, Korean and some others.

    I work in a field where the world's top facility complexes use English and/or Spanish. I live and work somewhere English, Hawaiian and Japanese are all widely spoken, with speakers of Chinese, Korean and Tagalog also easy to find. I collaborate regularly with people in France. And I attend conferences where simultaneous translation occurs in up to six languages - English, French, Spanish, Arabic, Chinese and Russian.

    Improving my skills in any of those languages has value to me, the people I work with, and the people I work for. And I mean value in a basic dollars-and-cents, professional advancement way.

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    Village idiot in some extremely smart villages.
  112. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by l0b0 · · Score: 1

    I'm fluent in Norwegian and English, almost fluent in German, can hold a simple conversation in French, and am beginning to learn a bit of Swiss German, and I say *good* (or *yawn*, depending on the mood). Some examples why:

    Yes, you have things like articles with gender which don't have an equivalent in English. But do they help communication in any way? "Das Haus" or "huset" don't have more semantic value than "the house". They all convey the same information. The only exception I can think of is if you're trying researching whether cultural values or biases toward either gender can somehow be wrestled from them. For everybody else, it's just a lot more to learn by heart.

    Words with special meanings not found in another language can easily be imported. This happens all the time - Consider "zeitgeist", "laissez-faire", or "quisling".

    Has any of the former colonies' culture or wisdom died out because they started using another language? No, even taking over the country for decades doesn't do that - Just look at the colonies of France and the U.K..

  113. I.R.O.N.Y. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an English guy in Germany. Some years back a group of young American lads came into a bar where we were drinking. We got to talking with them, when one of the Americans asked "so, where are you from". "England", I replied. "Gee, you sure speak good American for a foreigner", was his answer.
    Maybe he was being ironic. The American abroad is known for his highly developed sense of irony.
  114. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by settrans · · Score: 1

    New languages effectively don't happen, or at best rarely and I imagine its almost impossible for a new language to evolve in the modern day.
    What would you consider Tok Pisin, Nicaraguan Sign Language, AAVE, Haitian Creole, or numerous other creoles? They're hardly ancient.
    --
    "When I wake up in the morning I piss cryptographic excellence." - Bruce Schneier
  115. Why is this 'alarming'? by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    It's called evolution of the species. The less languages used on the planet, the more efficiently we can communicate globally. Therefore ideas will be more free-flowing, and global average advancement will happen at a more rapid pace. Thus it is advantageous to us as a species.

    1. Re:Why is this 'alarming'? by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      At the risk of stating the obvious: no, it is not. Evolution involves genes, language clearly does not.

  116. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by Explodicle · · Score: 1

    Language is the OS of our brains. Fortunately, I can dual-boot Spanish for games, and English for getting real work done.
  117. We have to fight this threat. by Frozen+Void · · Score: 2, Funny

    Start learning Sumerian next week.

    1. Re:We have to fight this threat. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Start learning Sumerian next week.

      I already know one word: "Zool", which means: "You are so dead!"

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

  118. Re:Maybe... What value hath Culture? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

    I agree also. This really is the wrong forum for the cognoscenti.
    The point that is being made, is that fewer languages would be spoken by more people in an effort to communicate on a day-to-day basis. This they hold is good. It does make sense having a defacto world language that English may just be, just for communicating prices, needs etc. Shopping language. I don't think that we need to lose a tongue to achieve that.

    There is also the intonation that each language and dialect has. No one seems to have mentioned that as yet. Words for cuisine, music, instrumentation, poetry, song verses and rhythms cannot be 'replaced' by an all encompassing language.
    As for English being the dominant language? Well the Romans were an inclusive race and presumed that Latin would be spoken everywhere, yet the fall of their civilization also meant the death of Latin.

    Loan words are excellent criteria of the history and origins of people and the diaspora.
    If we preserve languages and the people who speak them, then it can only lead to cultural enrichment for the whole world.

    For example, the Ubykh language (Circassian) is no more, with the last speaker dying in 1992. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubykh_people
    As a culture, they had skills and methods that are now lost to us. The skills may not be important to a Chinese trying to understand an Indian speaking English on front line support, but they were damn good horse breeders and riders and could foretell the future by casting beans or looking at a shoulder blade of an animal. After a few more generations, the cuisine would be gone, their music and poetry already vanished as a performance art and their unique folk histories and knowledge of lineage gone forever.

    This should never happen, but it does on a regular basis. Cultures are vanishing and we are less for it.

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    Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
  119. OMG, we can't let this happen! by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is just horrible! We have to get the U.N. to start massive programs to preserve all these different languages. We can't let them become extinct. What will future generations do? We have to keep things as diverse as possible. This is worse than global warming. I wonder if Al Gore knows about this!

    Why are so many people worried about languages dying off? In the long run this may solve some of the major problems we have in this world. If there were better communications between people we might not have so many misunderstandings that seem to be the cause of so many of the conflicts that are going on now. Just imagine the difference if most of the world spoke the same language? This is something that would bring everyone closer together on issues instead of dividing us.

    We have to strive to reach common ground. But if this goes like most things there will be groups that will push to preserve all these languages. I can see it now, there will be walls erected around certain sections in each country where only the local dialect can be spoken under penalty of law. How else to preserve the spoken language but to isolate groups of people that speak that particular dialect?

    1. Re:OMG, we can't let this happen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A complete language switch takes centuries, try 5-10 centuries, and then some. In the meantime, some of those who have to switch, suffer. Russia is one example - many local people have switched their language for russian, and their mindset has suffered a lot. That process has been forced in Russia for centuries, and we can all see the results - many of the individuals are competely lost (figuratively speaking).

      Languages are natural. Displace the native people, take them out of their environment, or ruin their environment, and only a few languages will survive. Natural dieoff just happens. But there is nothing wrong with a small nation or a tribe to try to preserve their language, their culture, their environment, in their land.

      There will never be one language with one dialect in the world. Old languages die, new are born. So don't try to look at a simple solution (which are usually wrong).

    2. Re:OMG, we can't let this happen! by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      don't panic. As we slide down the other side of the oil slope, transportation will become increasingly expensive and difficult. In 200 or 300 years, we'll be pretty much where we were in the 1800s, only the few trains running will be electric instead of coal.

      Fewer people will travel distances greater than 100 miles in their lifetimes. This will cause dialects to evolve, and increase in complexity, eventually causing languages to spontaneously generate. Weird pidgins of spanish/english hybrids will dominate in the shattered and desolate landscapes of the former USA as it splinters into smaller localised chunks and fiefdoms. Expect French/english hybrids in Canada, Inuit/english further north of that. Brazil will breakdown into localised pidgins of Portuguese, and then develop into distinct languages. Same with the rest of South America.

      I agree, the loss of these languages is a tragedy of epic proportions. However, it's just a product of a cultural milieu that is flush with cheap energy. If the Genghis Khan's army swept across with Tanks and aircraft instead of horses, I daresay Putin would be speaking a form of Mongolian...

      Yes, losing these languages is a tragedy, but once we come off the petroleum high followed by a serious die-off, we'll be back to the same old slog, and languages will begin to diversify, again.

      RS

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  120. Linguistic relativism, anyone? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    Your post reminds me of arguments I used to hear in Intro to Ethics about Moral Relativism. It is an inescapable fact that actions viewed by a given society as immoral at any given time may not be viewed as immoral by another society, or by that same society at a different time. This invariably led to someone arguing that the morality of individual actions was also relative, and therefore an individual's action could not be judged as moral or immoral. Almost inevitably, the argument was trotted out by someone who wanted to justify their own questionable behavior.

    Likewise, grammar and spelling are a set of arbitrary rules set forth by a society to allow easier interaction between those members. While there may not be a "One True English", the commonly accepted rules of grammar and spelling make it easier for English speakers to understand each other. To say that, since spelling and grammar are not cast in stone, therefore I can spell and speak any damned way I choose would be inconsiderate in the least. It is an insult to the people to whome you are speaking to force them to try to decipher your speech because you can't, or don't want to, follow the commonly accepted rules. And people will react to that insult by treating the speaker with disdain, derision, or pedantry. And the speaker is invariably outraged that someone would dare question their speaking and writing habits; after all "you can't really speak your native tongue in any way but the right one"
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    1. Re:Linguistic relativism, anyone? by datapharmer · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely correct. Thank you for clarifying. My point wasn't that we shouldn't try to standardize language, but that when people start freaking out because no one seems to be following x, y, and z rules anymore it is absurd because in all likelihood those rules have been modified and the documentation just hasn't caught up. It is obviously best if people can understand each-other without struggling, but does it really matter if error occurs as long a everyone can easily understand the point? Heck, most people would do a double take if you asked them who they were going somewhere with in "proper" English: "With whom are you going?" - I would guess that virtually no native speakers talk like that!

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    2. Re:Linguistic relativism, anyone? by yakmans_dad · · Score: 1

      Language is -- first and foremost -- a biological act. Then, a social one. It's like the difference between pinky-first tea sipping and drinking from your cupped hand at a pool that men would die to gaze upon.

  121. Save a language today! by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    Save a language today! Buy a dictionary!

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  122. Okln'tu tak wenbIOrethueto???? by Cumanes-alpha · · Score: 1

    FLik tor ebok chusloa taka bor undwue pandi pandi? akalwoq cnavien skjdle paodi cnoaojs!!!!!! Apeodjs bokretuuhun cuika cuika.

    1. Re:Okln'tu tak wenbIOrethueto???? by alejandronova · · Score: 1

      Sí, claro. Por lo menos hablemos en uno de los (pocos) lenguajes que sobrevivirá por 150 años más. Es más útil ;).

    2. Re:Okln'tu tak wenbIOrethueto???? by CelticWhisper · · Score: 1

      Cthulhu fh'tagn.

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  123. Re:Writing is not speaking by quintessentialk · · Score: 1

    It isn't that students and other don't understand "proper" grammar, it is that "proper" grammar only exists in books and actually isn't correct at all (though it might have been at one point).
    Amen. Writing is not speaking. Writing is not a natural activity -- it's an man-made invention, and like most engineered products, it is slow to change once it has reached a certain level of maturity. Spoken/signed languages, on the other hand, spring into existance, change, etc. wherever humans need to communicate. That's why the grammar rules of written english are so prescriptive and often so at odds with how people talk (depending on the mode/etc.).
  124. Doubt not the power of Dance! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is nothing that can evoke a more powerful emotion than dance! Especially, the Electric Slide, the Cabbage Patch, and lately the Cupid Shuffle. Even more powerful when danced by middle age white people!

  125. Oh the humanity by BobGregg · · Score: 1

    Our world's language families are suffering. Please, think of the language children...

  126. Total Extinction by pizzach · · Score: 1

    Good god! I'm starting to have nightmares about me, thirty years in the future, not being able to communicate with my refrigerator because no languages are left. I'm trying to scream "EGG SALAD!!!" but nothing comes out. Silence. We need to correct this probablem as soon as possible before it gets as bad as AIDS, etc.

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  127. It is actually correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sign was put up to differentiate themselves from their main competitor, who are "Systems Intragrators"

    1. Re:It is actually correct by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I used to hang at Gator's Bar, on the Intercoastal. I guess it could be considered InterGator's.

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  128. English or "American"? by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    Personally, I believe there are two types. English, in its proper form, and what we here in the states use. I think we talk "American" English. Plus, depending on what part of the country (USA) you live, you can have a different dialect.

  129. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by swillden · · Score: 1

    At least some people see the value in everyone having a common language - but thats the best argument for everyone to learn a SECOND language, not for us to just abandon all of the smaller languages out there.

    Your argument here makes no sense at all.

    Everyone should learn a second language, for many reasons. However, everyone learning a second language will do nothing to halt or even slow language extinction. The languages that are dying are languages spoken by tiny handfuls of people in remote, generally near-wilderness, locations. There is no one who lives near you who can teach you one of these languages, the people who speak them are uninterested in travel, and even their children lack the fluency to be good instructors.

    I have personal experience with one of these dying languages, an obscure dialect of Zapoteco[*], spoken only in a single village near Temascal, Mexico. Actually, I'm sure the language is now dead. When I was there in 1990, there were only a dozen speakers of the language left, and they were all very old. The youngest was about 60, the oldest maybe 75 -- they live a hard life and medical care is very poor, so very few reach 80. They all understood varying amounts of Spanish, and could speak pidgin Spanish. Their children understood Zapoteco just fine, and could speak it, but not fluently. Their grandchildren understood very little Zapoteco and could not speak it at all, though they knew a few words.

    There is almost nothing anyone could have done to preserve this Zapoteco dialect as a living language, because even the native speakers felt it was more important for their children and grandchildren to speak good Spanish. They thought it was a little sad that the language of their ancestors was going to disappear, of course, but considered it vastly more important that their children be able to live and work in modern Mexico, which speaks Spanish, not Zapoteco. Even if you were to have traveled thousands of miles and spent a couple of years living with them in order to preserve their language, you wouldn't succeed in keeping it alive, because you would be the only one who speaks it.

    The only way to prevent one of these languages from dying is to get a group of people to learn it, and to form those people into a community who speak the language as their primary tongue. But that's never going to happen -- not even the children and grandchildren, who have a much greater cultural imperative to learn and speak the language than anyone else could ever have, are interested in doing this.

    While I wholeheartedly agree that it's a good idea for everyone to learn another language or two (I'm American and so speak English, but I also speak fluent Spanish and can get by in Italian), but people who study another language will invariably learn one that is alive and useful, which will do nothing whatsoever to preserve these dying languages.

    [*] Although Spanish-speakers in Mexico call the variants of Zapoteco "dialects", many of them are quite distinct languages, with disjoint vocabularies and even different grammatical structures. The people I talked to called their language "Zapoteco", but were aware that there existed people in many other villages that spoke different languages also called it Zapoteco. These dialects also have other names, but even those names are often applied to multiple, mutually-unintelligible languages. The people I talked to said their variant of Zapoteco was "Choapan", but that they found it easier to communicate with people in a nearby (about 80 km) village in Spanish, because they spoke a different "Choapan".

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  130. A language is not just a communication protocol by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    Sorry but you're wrong. Other posters have already pointed out some of the reasons why, so I'll just add this:

    A language is not just a communication protocol. It's also a thinking tool

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  131. Key to success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Watch the Colbert Report
    2) Post on Slashdot about it a few days later
    3) ???
    4) Profit!

    By the way, I heard that the number one threat to America today is bears.

  132. If only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FORTRAN would go with them...

  133. Re: Bears and evil by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1
    heh, nice neologism.

    But seriously you might never even have thought that bears are evil had you not encountered that language (even if at 2nd hand). I think Wittgenstein said it best -

    "The limits of my language mean the limits of my world."


    Your thoughts are shaped remarkably by the language you express them in - if that language lacks certain idioms or grammatical forms, it will affect what thoughts you're likely to have. If you consider all the phrases that you use in everyday life, you'll likely find that most of them you have heard at least once before - none of them are unique, they're almost entirely learned combinations of words, none of your thoughts are unique (well, virtually none)! Thus losing unique languages, which contain unique concepts, without at least having a record of them is a serious business. Thankfully some people are attempting to preserve languages, like The Rosetta Project.

  134. Whoosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  135. Information Entrophy? by kbaud · · Score: 1

    Is this another example of Information Entrophy? Some systems reduce to a more crystaline form as they lose information.

  136. Blame Noah Webster by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Blame Noah Webster. For he single-handedly caused the major differences between British and American English. He was the one that decided on a single 'o' instead of "ou" in words like "color" and "honor". He also made many many other "simplifications".

    In all fairness though, had he stuck with a 100% phonetic spelling ruleset, it probably still wouldn't have really helped since English absorbs so many foreign words, including their spellings, and makes them its own that no single ruleset would work unless all languages followed that same ruleset.

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    1. Re:Blame Noah Webster by Steve001 · · Score: 1

      Two other factors that have lead to confusing English spelling are:

      • English spelling was established at a time when the language was undergoing massive change. If spelling had been locked in place 50 years later it is likely that there would have been less spelling confusion.
      • Many words, such as light and knight, were spelled phonetically at the time the spelling was established but we have changed the way we say the words.

      The last point is a factor with foreign words, where we have kept the native spelling even if it doesn't match the way the word is pronounced. An example of this is the word "colonel." From what I understand, it is spelled via one language (french) and said via another (italian). This is the reason that it is pronounced with an "r" sound even though the word doesn't contain an "r."

  137. Language and Thought by AnonymousRobin · · Score: 1

    Compared to claims of averting wars, I guess you can't offer much against that. Still, while I'm not a linguist, it strikes me that language not only reflects how we think, but shapes how we think. Take the E Prime syntax as a random example of the possibility (English without the to-be verb). Perhaps having a greater variety of languages encourages different viewpoints, which ultimately, while it may cause wars, helps us to adapt to whatever comes and overcome whatever obstacles may come. Complete uniformity is a weakness. Then again, so is so much diversity nothing can emerge from the chaos. Maybe somehow having less, but vastly different languages could be a good thing. While it can be argued the best ideas will emerge in whatever new language evolves, and that bad unusable ideas may fall out, I think people get the wrong idea about how evolution works. It isn't about reaching the pinnacle of success and perfection. It's about who can adapt the best when things change. Just a thought.

  138. Ergo, Spanglish, Franglais, & Singlish... by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

    When people who speak one language increasingly come to speak another that can't quite convey the shade of meaning they intend, they do something that's been done since the beginning of time -- forcibly integrate the old language with the new one. Most such integrations eventually fall by the wayside. A few survive and become an integral part of the new language. The truly important shades of meaning relevant to modern life go on; the 270 subtly-different words and expressions for "footprints left in the ground" fall by the wayside.

    Ultimately, the expanded language can be a positive influence upon its new adopters. Someday, people in India might internalize the difference between a "question" (inquiry arising from personal lack of knowledge) and a "doubt" (uncertainty as to truth or credibility). Or for that matter, properly distinguish between "might" (uncertainty as to likelihood of happening) and "may" (permissive authority to do something, without regard to its actual likeliness).

  139. This IS important to cognitive science by ActusReus · · Score: 1
    Obviously, a reduction in the number of human languages spoken is a good thing in many ways. It's certainly more efficient, and arguably gives us one less cultural division to promote war (although I never underestimate human ingenuity in coming up with new ways to divide ourselves). However, the downside to this trend is its impact in the area of cognitive science.

    I'm not an expert in the field, but just a guy who's read Steven Pinker's books (really fascinating stuff if you're interested in linguistics and/or how the brain works). Basically linguists, psychologists, and other cognitive scientists have learned a ton about how the human brain functions and evolved by examining differences in the world's languages... especially native languages of small indigenous populations that have been cut off from the rest of global civilization. As those populations and their languages get assimilated (insert Borg joke) and disappear, much of this research will become impossible.

    I'm not sure that the drawbacks outweigh the advantages overall, and there's probably nothing we could do about it even if they did... but this does mean that an important branch of science has to work against the clock to make all the breakthroughs they can before their test data dries up.

  140. This is great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would be awesome!!!!
    The world really only needs 3 languages.
    English, Spanish and 1 version of chinese.
    Think how inclusive the world would be if we all could communicate with each other.
    So many problems gone.

  141. Good. Maybe this will clear things up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You ever watch a news conference with some middle east crazy on there talking and being translated?

    He says a bunch of stuff, then the interpreter says something stupid or just crazy. You then wonder if something wasn't lost in translation, or if that guy really is that closed minded and religiously intolerant.

    If we could all understand one another's language, we wouldn't give so much credibility to intolerant crazies like this. We'd laugh their ideas out of the world. Its only when we are confused, or when we think there *must* be more to what they are saying than the translation allows, that we give credence to their nonsense.

  142. What about programming languages? by MoxFulder · · Score: 1

    Forget about the extinction of human languages, none of us speak 'em anyway! Let's all take a moment to reflect on the shocking death of so many beloved programming languages...

    When was the last time you came across BASIC in the wild? You know, 100 PRINT "HELLO" 200 GOTO 100? None of that mongrel "Visual" junk! How about Turbo Pascal? Or 68000 assembly language? To say nothing of rare species, like INTERCAL!

    Heck, even a language that's near and dear to my Linux-geek heart is dying: Perl. The reason? Too ugly to reproduce, a situation that we here on Slashdot can all understand!! Perl may flash the $dollar $signs $all $$over $the{$place}, but let's face it... the ladies are going for Python these days. With its clean-cut good looks and plethora of web frameworks, Python is just irresistible. To say nothing of Ruby, Perl's one-time protégé which has now become the coolest kid in town.

    Yes, folks, though it grieves me to say so, Perl is dying in my heart. The other day, I quietly shed a tear when I realized it was nothing more to me than a way to run one-liner regular expressions from the shell prompt :'(

  143. Re:Good /bad thing? - Irrelevent. by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the fact that the only reason there are so many different languages on earth is because of historic geographic isolation of all the different peoples. This is false. In africa, the amazon, and other places with lots of tribes and villages living close to one another, who regularly trade and intermarry, it is commonplace for a person growing up to speak five or six languages. Linguists theorize that this was the norm for human evolution, since children are so good at learning multiple languages.

    When languages die out, it's because of an 'official language' that children must learn ( and learn in ) in school, and also use to interact with the government and other official entities. When children live in environments of multiple ethnicities with relatively similar levels of power, they learn many languages. When there is one dominant ethnicity and language, the members of which run the schools, government, businesses, and churches, children learn that dominant language ( and get ridiculed for speaking any of that silly country language ). The child quickly learns that speaking the dominant language means being successful, while speaking your mother tongue ( or grandmother's tongue ) means poverty and low social status ( i.e. being a 'dirty indian' or 'po white trash/black folk'). It's a matter of assimilation, not natural evolution.

    Personally, I believe with projects like the OLPC, a global lingua franca will arise, or perhaps continentally regional lingua francas, for communications on the global communications network. However, people will continue to speak their native language at home. I have friends in Finland who are very conversant in 'digital english' -- written English over the internet. You would never guess they weren't English speaks from their online writings. More formal written English, not so good, and spoken English, sometimes pretty bad. However, they all continue to speak Finnish at home.
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  144. I'm sorry, but I'm calling you on this crap by SIIHP · · Score: 1

    "Unfortunately, since language is so powerful in molding minds, we lose a lot when a language dies."

    Like what? I've seen you and several others say this, then wave their hands about and move on as though the case were made and decided.

    WTF is this "a lot" that we are supposedly losing?

    "We lose profound knowledge about a culture and the way it sees the world."

    NO, we don't. We lose a tool that those people used to describe the world, but you're making the absolutely ungrounded assumption that the toll they're using is somehow necessary, or better, than other tool that they will have available.

    What kind of world do you live in where knowledge is dependent on the tool used to transfer it?

    Again, you, like all the other have waved your hands, insisted diversity was desirable without an iota of supporting evidence, then acted as though the matter is closed.

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    1. Re:I'm sorry, but I'm calling you on this crap by tehBoris · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the GP's point. He didn't ever say anything about the superiority of one language over another (you're making the absolutely ungrounded assumption that the toll they're using is somehow necessary, or better, than other tool that they will have available) he just said that a language is molded by the experiences of its speakers, and that it molds its (new?) speakers as well.

      To put this in the language-is-a-tool perspective, it means that they made their tool to be useful to them along the way, and maybe it is worth to know what was useful to them. Just like different hammers are useful for different nails (why are hammers analogies so popular on /.?). Maybe knowing what their nails were would be useful, or at least interesting, who knows?

      Or have I missed your point?

  145. a language can be diverse by eean · · Score: 1

    People will fit whatever language their talking into their cultural pattern. Look at English; its a very international language and very diverse.

    Basically I'm saying its possible to have a variety of related languages that are mutually intelligible. Indian English, American English, British English, Scot, southern English, Ebonics etc.

    Now when I went to Scotland I could hardly understand Scot (the only English language where I've really had that problem), but I'm sure I could have picked up with a bit of practice; 5 years of study wouldn't be needed like it was for me to learn Spanish OK.

    The effect of barriers of communication put up by languages are really horrible in my opinion. For instance, having decent English skills is a prerequisite to making contributions to most open source projects.

    1. Re:a language can be diverse by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Nobody questions the position of English as the lingua franca in many international projects. What I'm saying is that languages are part of the culture of people, and culture is formed and shaped by its language.

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    2. Re:a language can be diverse by eean · · Score: 1

      Well I'm just saying your underestimating how culture impacts the language, and even if a group adopts a new language that the language will be changed to suit their culture. And it can be changed while remaining mutually-intelligible.

  146. Pog mo thon by Ranger · · Score: 1
    3 reasons for learning Scottish Gaelic
    • 'an siud' means 'yonder' is pronounced "an shit"
    • 'iad siud' means 'those yonder' is pronounced "ee-at shit"
    • 'thuit siud' means 'that fell' is pronounced "who-it shit"
    It is an endangered language. Though it didn't provide as many loan words as Spanish or French, it does provide some rather well known ones including a few English slang terms:
    • whisky (uisge beatha) water of life
    • galore (gu leor) plenty or enough
    • smashing ('S math sin) that's great
    • snogging (snog) nice slang for kissing
    • cheerio (tioraidh) bye
    • claymore (claidheamh mor) great sword
    The other obvious advantage learning a minority language is that you can say things like pog mo thon (kiss my ass).
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  147. Language is NOT primarily for communication. by The+Monster · · Score: 1

    A language is just a communication protocol.
    No, it's not. It's a way of how relate to the world, it's a way of being. Most of our reality is categorized through linguistic categories. If we loose [sic] them we loose [sic] our world.
    The primary function of language is not communication; it's cognition. Once the human mind goes beyond the bare perceptual level of thinking, it groups like entities together and assigns them names. Those names are then used to reason about the way members of those groups behave. We use language internally to organize and discipline our reasoning without ever saying out loud or writing a single word.

    Right now, all the people who are thinking I'm a "Grammar Nazi" for pointing out the 'lose -> loose' error above are using language to think it.

    Even when language is being used for communication, it must first be used for cognition. You can't properly communicate what you don't yourself understand.

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    1. Re:Language is NOT primarily for communication. by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Even when language is being used for communication, it must first be used for cognition. You can't properly communicate what you don't yourself understand.

      I'm fairly certain that politicians of the world would disagree.

      Myself, I still think the communication vs. cognition is a chicken vs. egg kind of problem, as they reinforce each other - and the fact that language is primarily spoken (and, fairly recently, written) suggests the high importance of communication.

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    2. Re:Language is NOT primarily for communication. by synthespian · · Score: 1

      I think that's the Shapir-Whorf hypothesis and I'm not so sure everyone agrees on it.

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    3. Re:Language is NOT primarily for communication. by The+Monster · · Score: 1

      I think that's the Shapir-Whorf hypothesis and I'm not so sure everyone agrees on it.
      You've misspelled Sapir's name, and while the two are certainly related, they aren't the same.

      Sapir-Whorf says that the language you think in influences your ability to think about certain ideas. Orwell's Newspeak was deliberately an attempt by The Party to make it impossible to think subversive thoughts. I personally find it interesting that English didn't have a word to describe the concept of enjoying someone else's misfortune, and had to press the German word "Schadenfreude" into service.

      But those presuppose this more fundamental premise: one thinks thoughts in a language.

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  148. No, sorry that's completely wrong by SIIHP · · Score: 1

    "Language is a unique expression of humanity"

    No, language is a tool used because it was the only tool available to those equipped with it. You make the common mistake of equating conveninence with necessity.

    Stop romanticizing the equivalent of a pencil.

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  149. Good riddance! by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

    It'll be nice when the european / asian languages collapse with the rise of the internet. Can anyone honestly justify the existence of French anymore? In 100 years it will seem quaint that we once associated languages with country boundaries. In 1000 years, sci-fi's dreams of "common" will become a reality.

    Hopefully it's either Japanese or English (or a combination of them). Japanese has the advantage of handling new words quickly, and a more advanced future tense. English has an advantage of having all the cruft from the other European languages, with the most complete timeline until you get to russian/czech.

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  150. Re:good! by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, two languages most deserving of being thrown into the dustbin of history, languages whose primary purpose has been to separate one group of people from the rest of the world, will likely survive: Arabic and Hebrew.

    So the fact that two disagreeing nations speak different languages now means that those languages were invented to drive a wedge between them? Were French and German invented to piss each other off? All languages 'seperate one group of people' (i.e. the people that speak it) from 'the rest of the world' (i.e. those that can't), by virtue of not being able to understand one another. Also, bringing the Arabic/Jewish problem into it is ludicrous - the people at the crux of the problem (the Israelis and Palestinians) both have a working knowledge of each other's languages, and the issues between them run a lot deeper than differing syntax.

    Also, If the very existence of Hebrew scares you, well... mifached. It isn't going away.

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  151. I think your perception bias is showing by SIIHP · · Score: 1

    "but the majority of posts here seem to be along the lines of "Well it doesn't affect me, so who gives a f**k?" or "If they are dying out, they are just cruft"."

    I have yet to see any such posts. If they are present, they're not moderated very highly.

    "You see, a lot of those languages are dying out because the speakers of the more monolithic languages have forced them into extinction."

    Bullshit, they're going extinct because the cultural isolation they enjoyed is at an end, and communication over distances is easier than ever before. This is a technological issue, and has not one thing to do with your boogeyman of "speakers of the more monolithic languages" doing anything.

    With that said, I stopped reading your post right there. The kind of overwhelming cultural bias you display, combined with your clear desire to misrepresent facts leads me to believe I made a good decision in not reading on.

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  152. The past is of limited importance... by KendyForTheState · · Score: 1

    Knowing about our origins is fine, but people put too much importance on the past. Let the archaeologists and anthropologists worry about the past. The rest of us would be better off concentrating on the future. The past won't kill us, but the future sure as hell might! Better communications has got to be a plus going forward. I for one would welcome a universal language that replaces all the current languages... I couldn't care less which one, a long as it is logical and straightforward. I have no special place in my heart for English, other than the fact that it is my native tongue. If something better comes along and I'd have no problem switching. It won't happen overnight though - look how little progress we've made in converting to the metric system. That we should convert is obvious.

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  153. I shall not mourn by MythoBeast · · Score: 1

    When I look at statements like this, I feel like I'm looking at an Onion article.

    "Dwayne Snickworth of Boyse, Idaho goes to his death taking a lifetime of experience with him"

    Certainly the analysis of a language would hold many fine insights into the world we live in, but the vast majority of those insights are redundant or trivial, and I doubt any of them are untranslatable. The primary thing we lose when a language dies is the history that went into the creation of that language, left on its structure like a million bird-tracks in the sand. Histories are cheap, though, and we'll get over it. I have more important things to concern myself about.

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    1. Re:I shall not mourn by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      Only someone who has never seen a culture reborn through care of its language would make a statement like that.

      Many years ago, I thought as you do, but I have come to see that I was wrong. Language matters because it is central to identity and therefore culture.

      The value of a language is not in providing trivial insights to you, but in providing a sense of community to those to whom the language belongs.

    2. Re:I shall not mourn by MythoBeast · · Score: 1

      I think that's exactly the point, Kaffiene. These languages are dying because they don't belong to anyone any more. You could find people who are descendants of the original speakers and teach it to them, but they'd just be playing dress-up. They live in a different world and have a language that better suits their needs, otherwise they'd still be speaking the old one. The languages have outgrown their value, and the speakers have moved on.

      Thinking that culture has value just because it's culture is like people who think that old furniture is valuable just because it's old. That's not enough. It has to be well built, durable, and show a kind of flair that you don't see in current furniture in order to be valuable. Culture is the same way. Those that are well built and show interesting flair will persevere, but most of them will perish like the barely crafted knockoff furniture that is definitely not antique.

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  154. Localization is Good by wayward_bruce · · Score: 1

    While the benefits of having one and only lingua franca are obvious and easy to enumerate, the other side of the coin -- diversity in languages -- is not too obvious. I can provide two arguments for diversity off the top of my head:

    1) Language and Culture. Language is a vessel for communicating and embodying culture. Different cultures provide different viewpoints to the same problem, which is very important for the overall adaptability of the humanity. Each culture has its own "fuzzy set" (NB: not Fuzzy Set Theory) of values and starting points when making decisions, and language is the wrench shaped in just such a manner. Different viewpoints provide for different paths to solving a problem, which means that you're more likely get closer to optimal solution.

    2) More Connected is Not Always Better. Research in social networks has shown that fully connected graphs (everybody can talk to anybody else) perform worse than partially connected graphs. In short, if a group of agents is searching the problem space and one of them hits an early local maximum, most agents (being able to see its high yield) will probably copy its solution and remain stuck until they break out and innovate. This is not such a big deal with some other network types, for example Small World topology, where the network is comprised of several loosely connected groups with high degrees of intra-connectivity (think clusters of grapes on a vine). Early local maximum will not propagate too fast, so chances are much better that the network as a whole will indeed find a better solution to the search problem (more here, for example). Maintaining local languages is what provides a barrier slowing down information exchange: most of the time it is unwelcome, but the system as a whole benefits from pockets of isolated randomness.

    Being a True neutral that I am, however, I am pretty certain that the humanity will adopt the close-to-optimal language topology to further its own ends. (No pun intended.)

  155. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by kabocox · · Score: 1

    I am just stunned. I realize the majority of people here are probably monolingual and probably living in North America, but the majority of posts here seem to be along the lines of "Well it doesn't affect me, so who gives a f**k?" or "If they are dying out, they are just cruft". At least some people see the value in everyone having a common language - but thats the best argument for everyone to learn a SECOND language, not for us to just abandon all of the smaller languages out there.

    If I learned a second language, it would never be one of the smaller languages. I'd learn either Spanish or Japanese. If people are going to spend the effort to learn other languages, and they have a choice in the matter, usually they'd pick secondary languages spoken in their region or a language with a lot of content that they are interested in expressed solely in one language. Why did I pick either Spanish or Japanese? There are many local Spanish speakers and a few Spanish only businesses in my town so that could be useful. I picked Japanese because I read manga and some of the Japanese to English translations seem off when read.

  156. As Darwin would say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Survival of the fittest. *

    The languages that adapt better succeed, those that remain enclosed in themselves and can't stand the competition face extinction. It's been like this for a long time, in many many things.

    * - Yes, I know, it isn't his words

  157. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by strcpy(NULL,... · · Score: 1

    You see, a lot of those languages are dying out because the speakers of the more monolithic languages have forced them into extinction.
    I don't know who you are talking about but they can take my C compiler from my cold, dead hands.
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  158. Re: Bears and evil by ultranova · · Score: 1

    But seriously you might never even have thought that bears are evil had you not encountered that language (even if at 2nd hand).

    Then how did the people who first invented that language come up with the concept of bears being evil ?

    I think Wittgenstein said it best -

    "The limits of my language mean the limits of my world."

    Wittgenstein was wrong, then. Or else how do you think a child learns the word for "soft", if the concept is beyond him before learning the word (and associating it with the concept) ? In fact, how is anyone able to learn anything ?

    Your thoughts are shaped remarkably by the language you express them in - if that language lacks certain idioms or grammatical forms, it will affect what thoughts you're likely to have.

    No it doesn't. I do my thinking mostly nonverbally, and only bother with words when I'm trying to put my thoughts into communicable form; and when I do, I can come up with new words on the spot, as shown above, or simply go the long road and say: "the type of evil associated with bears".

    If you consider all the phrases that you use in everyday life, you'll likely find that most of them you have heard at least once before - none of them are unique, they're almost entirely learned combinations of words, none of your thoughts are unique (well, virtually none)!

    So, who made you memorize that particular sentence ? Anyway, it is obvious that the majority of sentences you utter in any paricular day are likely to be similar to the sentences you say most other days, for the simple reason that days tend to be similar and contain similar events, which require similar reactions - including communications - from you. What is this supposed to prove, exactly speaking, beyond the presumption that most people have boring lives ?

    And, if my thoughts are nonunique, then perhaps you could kindly tell me who I'm plagiarizing currently, and who was he plagiarizing, and so on ? That is, who is the original thinker who's thoughts we nonunique ones are merely imitating ?

    Thus losing unique languages, which contain unique concepts, without at least having a record of them is a serious business.

    And yet, strangely enough, it seems quite possible to translate text from German to English, from Japan to Finnish, and from English or German to Finnish. Is this because the mysterious hypnotic messages the translators embed in the translated text force my poor mind to adopt any concepts my own language lacks but the original language has as I read, or could it be that the underlaying concepts are not different from one language to another ?

    Sure, my native language, finnish, doesn't have a single-word equivalent for the english concept of "defenestration", but I can still understand the concept of throwing someone out of the window just fine - so well, in fact, that I can come up with a new descriptive word at the spot: "ikkunastaheitto". Hey... my native language supports this kind of word-creation, so if language defines cognitive capabilities of the one speaking it, then bow before my linquistically-enabled superiority as I begin to rule the world !

    Muahahahaaa!

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  159. Umm so what? by jackspenn · · Score: 1

    If you ask me, I bet this organization lives off of government grants, my question is so what. Also nice to know that /. now published information shown 2 weeks ago on the Cobert Report.

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  160. Papua, New Guinea by Blain · · Score: 1

    As one person intimated above, the vast majority of recognized languages in the world are only spoken in Papua, New Guinea. So, if we're losing a thousand languages in a time period, there's a good chance that more than 900 of them are spoken by fewer than 100 people who are joining larger language communities. This is not going to threaten humanities survival, although the language geek in me would like to see as many of those languages recorded for a possible resurrection in the future, as we've seen with Hebrew and many of the American Indian languages. But if the speakers of a language no longer find it profitable to use a language, and they move to a language that serves their needs better, I'm not seeing the foul.

  161. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

    Note to your sig:

    "When I wake up in the morning I piss cryptographic excellence." - Bruce Schneier

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  162. Not alarming at all by jimhill · · Score: 1

    Languages going extinct just means it's more likely that any two people can communicate with one another, and communication is Good. Animals going extinct...that's alarming.

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    1. Re:Not alarming at all by thermostat42 · · Score: 1

      Why? Animals are just a configuration of matter. Similar configurations just mean two entities are more likely able to interact in a useful way, and interaction is good. Why not replace one configuration with a better one?

      Oh, you mean diversity in the animal kingdom actually help sustain life? I wonder if diversity would be useful in language? Probably not. . . I mean, maybe if there were some way a person could know more than one language, but now I'm just talking crazy.

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  163. Wow! by crhylove · · Score: 1

    That is a LOT of people pissing in a gale force wind.

    Now here's the real question: Between Spanish, English, and Mandarin, eventually there will be a highlander moment "There can BE only ONE!", and which one do you think will win? My money's on English. I think it's got a strong lead already via the Internet, hollywood, rock music, and Corporate logos. I've been wrong before though.

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    1. Re:Wow! by belmolis · · Score: 1

      In the short term, English is pretty definitely the leading language, but it may not be in the longer term. I'd say that Chinese and Hindi are the competitors to watch out for. Both have many more native speakers than English and rapidly growing populations. China and India are behind the United States in economic, technological, and pop cultural clout at present, but that may not be true some decades down the road. Spanish is widely spoken, but the Spanish-speaking world doesn't show the potential power of China or India.

      As for pissing in the wind, it is, I think, sadly true that efforts to maintain and revitalize minority languages, at least those that are already in serious decline, will mostly fail. There isn't any good reason though, other than lack of qualified people and funding, that we shouldn't obtain good documentation for most of them before they go.

    2. Re:Wow! by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      Mandarin, hand's down I think. English will continue to be a good secondary language, but I don't think it will be the main means of communications. Actually the world shown in Bladerunner and Firefly is probably pretty accurate: the upper classes will speak English, and the lower classes will speak Mandarin. English will continue to be required learning for most people because the upper classes in world society will speak it. Of course other major languages will continue to survive for the foreseeable future, but their speakers will also learn English as a secondary language.

      Mandarin has far more speakers than English at the moment I believe. If not, wait a few years. Those people represent a massive market for sales of consumer items, therefore businesses will want to advertise and communicate with them in a manner that encourages sales. As a result a lot of business will end up being expressed in Mandarin as well I am sure. China represents the largest single market that is most untapped for the Western world, as such we will pour a lot of time and effort into getting into that market lest we be left behind.

      I would bet that for the next 50 years or so if you speak English or Mandarin you will be mostly okay, but after that you probably want to be able to speak both. Of course, the problem is that for English speakers, Mandarin is a very hard language to learn, but for Mandarin speakers, English is much easier to learn. We may become marginalized over time as English speakers :P

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  164. Re:The death of language is BAD, not good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bumbling, fumbling idiots. As a multi-language individual (English as a native speaker, French second, Japanese third, and a smattering of others...:-) anyone who speaks more than one language well can tell you that there are ideas/thoughts/concepts that are difficult and in some cases not possible to translate. It is similar to 'language features' in programming languages, i.e. some languages have GOTO, some don't...some have strong typing, some have weak typing. Different languages have different strengths/weaknesses. We should do everything we possibly can to at least digitally store as much info as we can about dying languages before they become extinct. Otherwise, it is nothing less than that disaster of many centuries ago, the burning and loss of priceless, now unknowable knowledge at the world's first library of Alexandria...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3707641.stm

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_of_Alexandria

    P.S. Get away from the TV and/or computer and find and learn about a dying language. Document it. Computerize it. Do something useful for mankind.
    Preserve some knowledge before it is lost!

  165. No subject by asCii88 · · Score: 0

    So what? Who cares if 3500 languages get stinct, it's not that we're gonna loose diversity or something. Wouldn't it be better if the whole world spoke just one tonge?

    1. Re:No subject by asCii88 · · Score: 0

      I meant extinct and tongue.

    2. Re:No subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and lose.

  166. There are many more endangered *alien* languages by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    The Tamarians, their language: Shaka, when the walls fell.

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  167. Can't say I feel *too* bad... by adatepej · · Score: 1

    Can't say I feel too bad that languages are dying faster than living species! I'd rather go without Esperanto than without killer whales. (Some of my best friends are killer whales.)

  168. We live in interesting times. by airdrummer · · Score: 0

    ancient chinese curse;-)

  169. Some stats from Europe by wandm · · Score: 2, Informative

    Eurobarometer survey on language skills makes interesting reading:

    http://ec.europa.eu/public_opinion/archives/ebs/ebs_243_en.pdf

    56 % of Europeans can have a conversation in 1 foreign language
    28 % with 2 foreign languages
    11 % with 3 or more foreign languages

    Clearly, there are lots of benefits from knowing another language in Europe, and it's probably also a status symbol to some extent. For a college educated European being able to speak 2 foreign languages is a norm. This is what I've always loved about in Europe - an endless supply of true cosmopolitans.

  170. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Extinction is natural. Millions upon millions of organisms and memes have come and gone.

  171. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by MasterC · · Score: 1

    When a language dies out, a small piece of humanity and human achievement goes with it. We are all lessened by the death of each language, and with it each culture that dies out.
    I have to take a natural selection point of view on this. By the same token, we are lessened as a living species when another species dies off. I'm not for killing off species but I'm not distraught when one dies off because it couldn't adapt. (If the pangs of Life bother you that much then I dare not ask you about your own guaranteed mortality.) If a language is killed off (e.g., a law passed against using it) then I think it's a damn shame, but I'm also not distraught if no one cares enough to keep speaking it.

    Effectively, this story post and your post are attempting to appeal to emotion by using guilt. "How dare you monolinguals not care! A piece of you dies with each language. How can you live with yourself for not caring about your humanity?" This point is exemplified by calling it a "crisis". Coincidently, this is the same tactic people use when they talk about dying species.

    On somewhat of a tangent, I see commonalities between your argument and preserving all information in the digital age. It seems to be of utmost urgency that we preserve anything and everything that is a product of the digital age. You know, just in case that email from 9 years ago about the color of socks to buy somehow becomes important to remember in 80 years when your grandchildren are researching if you bought your socks from K-Mart or JC Penney. I know I'm guilty to some extent, though I try to be more liberal with the delete button in gmail than the creators of gmail want me to be ("why delete when you can archive?"). We are so hyper-concerned about storing digital data that we mostly ignore that we have no long-term, permanent method for storing digital data. But I digress.

    Everyone has topics they are passionate about and that's fine with me if dying and dead languages is your topic, but stop trying to force your passion onto other people. At the end of the day I think it's more important to live than to remember how any and every culture and micro-culture has lived. I'm not advocating a 100/0 stance on this, but it's nowhere near 50/50 to me nor even 90/10. It's been long ago that we modern humans could be generalists and also know a lot about everything.

    Our understanding of science alone has outgrown the bounds of understanding of any one person. If you want to understand everything about even a niche of knowledge then you have to dedicate your life to it. You can't name every living plant; speak every language; write texts on quantum chromodynamics; explain the life story of Captain Kirk; and know the World of Warcraft better than your own neighborhood. If it's ignorance and selfishness on my part that puts dying and dead languages out of my "scope of caring" because I have my own list of passions, then so be it.

    I'm sorry for you that you do not understand this, but I hope your exploration of dead & dying cultures and languages teaches this to you some day. Maybe then you'll stop guilting people for it.
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  172. Here's What I have to say! by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Klatu Barata Nikto!

  173. I know the solution... by Thecarpe · · Score: 1

    Just talk louder and slower; enunciate and they have to understand you...maybe throw in a few hand gestures.

  174. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by maxume · · Score: 1

    I've never done anything to make any language or other cultural aspects illegal.

    Please be careful with your "we's".

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  175. Sir, X.25 is not dying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By my work alone, it lives on, with support by a component of a Javada application I made, on a government computer buried deep within a building within a building in the middle of nowhere. For a considerable sum of US taxpayer money, a full kilobyte of information can be transferred across the Pacific Ocean through a dedicated circuit over a period of no less than one second.

    I've done my part. Have you done yours?

  176. Oblig quote by nih · · Score: 1

    If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!

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  177. Totally Excellent by homotopy · · Score: 1

    Now we can finally get rid of all that Unicode crap and go back to ASCII like God intended!!!

  178. No need to make it so abstract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glib comments aside, language death = cultural death.

    Along with the death of languages goes the ability to express ideas in ways that are unique to that language, and a unique cultural worldview.

    No need to put it at such an abstract, insubstantial level. Language death is just one easy to understand part of a much bigger tragedy: globalization reaches people who lived independent lives, tied to their localities, destroys their way of life, and makes them into subordinates, defined not by what they have but rather by what they lack.

  179. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by jcam2 · · Score: 1

    > Slashdotters should think programming languages. Imagine a world where there were no programming languages except visual basic

    That's a poor analogy. How about a world in which there is only one CPU architecture (real like x86 or virtual like the JVM), meaning that any program can run on any system. Sure, you lost some of the specific benefits of particular architectures, but gain in increased compatability.

  180. They say it as if its a bad thing... by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Languages aren't dying out, people are consolidating their means of communication. That isn't 'alarming' its a breath of fresh air. Multiple languages only developed in the first place due to isolation it is time to consolidate. There will still probably be local variations of a the common tongue.

    Now if only we could get the damn cubans and mexicans migrating to the US to stop speaking spanish and start calling themselves americans.

  181. Re: Bears and evil by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

    Sure, my native language, finnish, doesn't have a single-word equivalent for the english concept of "defenestration", but I can still understand the concept of throwing someone out of the window just fine - so well, in fact, that I can come up with a new descriptive word at the spot: "ikkunastaheitto". Hey... my native language supports this kind of word-creation, so if language defines cognitive capabilities of the one speaking it, then bow before my linquistically-enabled superiority as I begin to rule the world !


    That works well if your language has words for "throw" and "window", but you'd have a hard time translating it into a language with no concept of either one.
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  182. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by steelfood · · Score: 1

    I think the problem is that we're all programmers here, or we've been (somewhat ironically) trained to think that way.

    All programming, and hence all programming languages are ultimately based on mathematics, and not only that, but discrete math in particular. In the computer world, there are no ambiguity, no nuances, no uncertainty. And so all programming languages are disposable, because the underlying code will always produce the same results. Subsequently, because of this, we can create metrics to determine what language is "better." Programming languages are constructs we invent in order to bridge the gap between man and machine, between how we think and how a machine "thinks."

    And therein lies the problem. We cannot look at human languages from this perspective, because to do so would imply that there is a countably infinite set of abstractions to which all human languages can be reduced. But humans are not machines, where there are two and only two states for every bit. The number of states of human psychology is uncountably infinite, and each language effectively is a different set of such "irrational" elements. Translation, in this respect, is the process of rounding of these "irrational" elements into rational elements from which we can create unions, but that's tangental. This means that the loss of any one language is the loss of a whole set of irreplicable symbols. And not only do we lose a whole set, but a set wherein the the elements have a relationship on an even higher level of abstraction, and hence we lose that information as well.

    So we don't just lose the parts--the methods of expressing thoughts--we lose the sum, which is, in part, the culture and the history that led to such ways of thinking. And that's what people here, and everywhere, have to start realizing. It might be great to standardize the world on certain languages or certain sets of languages to facilitate communication. But it's bad if in that process of standardization, we lose every other language. And it doesn't have to be that way. True multilinguals, can and do exist.

    What I can't believe is that I just made an analogy between mathematics and human language ...

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  183. Re: Bears and evil by ultranova · · Score: 1

    That works well if your language has words for "throw" and "window", but you'd have a hard time translating it into a language with no concept of either one.

    "Pushing out through an opening in a wall meant to let in light but not for passage", or in finnish, "seinänvaloasisäänpäästämäänmutteikulkuuntarkoitetustareiästäulostyöntäminen". The latter is meant to be a single word, but the Slashcode will propably slash it in two.

    Not that anyone would actually use a monster like that, but it is technically legal in finnish. Besides, since defenestration has connotations of political dissent, the correct finnish term might be "paskantaminen", which is a vulgar term for emptying ones bowels - very appropriate, considering the quality of politicians here.

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  184. and I should care why? by David.R.Benham · · Score: 0

    Not trying to start a flame war, but I honestly don't see why it should concern anyone if any number of languages die off from lack of use or popularity. Extinction is a natural process.

  185. OMG! by PPH · · Score: 1

    RU serious?

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  186. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by MarkAyen · · Score: 1

    I blame the ambiguities of written language.

  187. Good! by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

    Is it really necessary that we have so many languages? Seriously, what does it buy us as a species? Nothing except increased miscommunication ("Israel should be wiped off the map") and increased costs (most people can't imagine the amount of money a company spends ensuring its products, most specifically things with MSDS, can be read by almost everyone). Most countries have a national language for a reason: it makes life easier for everyone living there. Imagine how much easier the world would be with just one language.

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  188. English by toxicity69 · · Score: 1

    The problem with the English language was perfectly described, imho, in the movie "Idiocracy".

    Narrator: "Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets, desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them."

    http://www.gotwavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Idiocracy&quote=englishlanguage.txt&file=englishlanguage.mp3/
    1. Re:English by singingjim1 · · Score: 0

      And what does any of this have to do with the story? If your post isn't trolled then someone isn't doing their job. English is one of the two (French) truly internationally recognized languages with Spanish being the third. Speaking Spanish would be fine, but who in their right mind outside of France and Quebec wants to have French as their first language? I think homogenization of the world's languages is a good thing. Cultural differences be damned. It's why the world is in the shape it's in. Once the world has homogenized completely you won't see the kinds of conflicts we have today and wars will be passé. Besides, that was a dumb ass movie and you should be embarrassed by referencing it.

  189. Darmok and kdawson, at Chuck E. Cheese. by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    Darmok and kdawson at drunk tank.

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  190. no big deal by kajumix · · Score: 1

    We can treat languages as technologies because they are products of human mind. The extinctions of many world languages can be thought of as people migrating to a more compatible global standard in communications technology.

  191. No man, they got the metric system.. by CranberryKing · · Score: 1

    Engrish Mo*%#^ Fu*%@^#! Do you speak it?!

    1. Re:No man, they got the metric system.. by rts008 · · Score: 1

      "What?!?" *dies from gunshot*

      Yep, stupidity can trump simple and concise communication, among many other things.

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  192. Re:you are bull shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if english is your mother tongue you will not understand. Other languages suit themselves better to different forms of expression. As a matter of fact, I find english rather boring and lifeless compared to my native language. It is good for expressing ideas but bad for expressing certain types of emotion.

  193. write a book by rodri264 · · Score: 1

    Hm... this makes me think that researchers should start documenting these languages and cultures, instead of watching them die out. Sure hassles like funding and bureaucratic red tape will hinder such operations, but int he interests of human kind, this needs to be done. Thousands of great cultural tales will be lost soon... sad.

  194. Re:good! by m2943 · · Score: 1

    So the fact that two disagreeing nations speak different languages now means that those languages were invented to drive a wedge between them?

    Hebrew and Arabic weren't "invented" specifically to drive a wedge between Israel and the Arab world, they have simply been used again and again to drive a wedge between the respective believers and non-believers in general.

    And, come on, that's not some wild idea of mine, it's in the Koran and the Torah. Both groups go through a great deal of trouble creating differences from non-believers and resisting assimilation (including cutting off a piece of you-know-what and bizarre dietary rules), the Koran stresses the supposed uniqueness of Arabic, and the story of Babel tells us about the conflicts that arise when people speak different languages. Islam and Judaism are about creating distinctions and they explicitly recognize the role of language to do it. How much more clearly do you need it spelled out than in the primary texts of those religions themselves?

    Were French and German invented to piss each other off?

    Not quite. French and German were each created (and they were created!) to unify a lot of squabbling little principalities and regions into large nations in which people lived peacefully together, and they succeeded at that (unfortunately, those nations then became powerful enough to go raping and pillaging across the globe).

    Also, If the very existence of Hebrew scares you, well... mifached. It isn't going away.

    It scares me about as much as a bunch of Star Trek nerds speaking Klingon.

  195. Re:Good /bad thing? - Irrelevent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That being said, languages are still developing and evolving, but now due more to artificial forces such as intentional introduction of slang as personal identification and new technologies and methods that need new terms to describe. e.g.: "Double-click the minimize control to select the desired HDMI input". Perfectly understandable to you and me, complete gibberish to most people over 50. And that's just in English."

    You're confusing jargon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jargon with language http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language.

  196. Still wrong by SIIHP · · Score: 1

    "There is no "study" to prove this, because it is a normative claim"

    In other words, a claim you can't support with factual evidence.

    Which just about says it all about you and your points.

    "Additionally, this isn't about some kind of touchy-feely "diversity" - more languages means more data to work with, which presumably, is "good"."

    Based on your repeated claims, which are based on nothing.

    I don't know why you think you're going to get anywhere claiming it's not about touch feely diversity then giving me nothing but your feeling that diversity is just plain better period, in the absence of scientific fact.

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  197. One Programming Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would all the programmers here feel about there only being ONE programming language?

  198. .....sigh..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Great.....just great.

    Now I have to listen to the idiots next door in Berkeley whine about the "Horrendous and tragic mass extinction" of some obscure language that I could give a rat's ass about.

    What's next? A Michael Moore/Al Gore film blaming the Republicans for it?

    Hmmmmm..... Must be a slow news day on SlashDot.

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  199. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  200. STREETTRAINSTOPPINGPLACE by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Just out of interest, can you give examples of the two uses above? [1]

    As you say German is very regular. The two oddities are:
    1) It has a neuter gender but chooses not to use it properly.
    2) It has the same odd have/be past tense formation (as do the Latinate languages) depending on whether it's moving or not (or is it transitive/intransitive - never grokked that totally).

    [1] I suppose the correct word order is "could you to me some examples give?"

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  201. inevitable by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    The world-shrinking communications tech that has made so many languages a hindrance to commerce and cooperation is also the cheapest most effective way to preserve for future use, the spoken and written forms of these languages we are pushing aside. If comms and internet have truly gotten us to the point that you cannot find two people on the planet who are more than 6 degrees of separation apart then WTF do you need 7000 languages for?

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  202. good news indeed by DulcetTone · · Score: 1

    Now, can we zap all languages that have

    1. needless use of gender?
    2. character-based alphabets?

    before moving on to simplify the few reasonable ones remaining:

    "I go", so why can't it also be "she go"? It's stupid to have variations that make learning difficult, and yet which convey no information at all.

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    1. Re:good news indeed by metachimp · · Score: 1

      I go
      you go
      He, she or it goes
      we go
      you all go
      they go

      You picked a crummy example from English, since 3rd person singular is the only variant for the present tense.

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  203. Will Babel Fish become extinct, too? by OxFF52 · · Score: 1

    OH NO... what will happen to Babel Fish? http://world.altavista.com/

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  204. Re:Good /bad thing? - Irrelevent. by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    Not really as I'm referring to longer terms. Jargon that survives the initial fad phase gets assimilated into the language over time. I'm sure you can recall quite a few words that were once jargon restricted to a small group which have since become part of common English.

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  205. D34d? by nyonix · · Score: 1

    l00k 4t wh4t5 c0mm1ng t0 l1f3!!!

  206. Nintendo! by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

    That's a poor analogy. How about a world in which there is only one CPU architecture Ok. I'm imagining a world with only one CPU architecture: Nintendo!
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  207. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

    Bah, they're just two forks of the same OS.

    You should install Hindi or Chinese. No, wait, this is Slashdot, Finnish!

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  208. Re:Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitu by Jaeph · · Score: 1

    "Each language is more than just a medium of communications between people, its the encapsulation of an entire way of thinking, of a cultural world-view. "

    Yes, and nobody will ever be able to think that way again, now that the language is lost. That precious concept could only be create and encapsulated once. Gone forever, that thought.

    Yeah right.

    The reality is that we are moving to a new paradigm. There isn't one standard english anymore. There is english as spoken in world of warcraft, english as spoken in the boardroom, english as spoken over the operating table, and so on. Each craft/occupation/whatever out there ends up with its own dialect.

    Anyways, doesn't matter. I don't like the word "prolly" for whatever reason, but that isn't going to stop it from coming into the language. This is one area where voting really, really works, and your concerns (or mine) mean little to nothing.

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  209. Language as code by lennier · · Score: 1

    "But they also maintain a secret language to encode information about thousands of medicinal plants, some previously unknown to science, that the Kallawayas use as remedies. The navigational skills of peoples in Micronesia, meanwhile, are similarly encoded in small, vulnerable languages, Harrison said."

    Fascinating... so languages can be sort of like embodied data structures (or the Lisp idea of procedural knowledge representation)... without those words, we lose that knowledge. We *could* learn each language, deconstruct the word forms, and port all that subtle knowledge into something like English... but that's a heck of a lot of legacy, debugged code to be ripping through. Seems like it would be simpler to preserve the culture and thus keep that code running.

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  210. :-P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you hear me now?

  211. Homogenization can be good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would suck if we lost, say certain kinds of cuisine, and the entire planet was stuck eating McDonald's, but with something like a language, it permits people to communicate. Communication is key to getting along with each other. So while homogenization can be "bad", anything that helps us get along is "good".

  212. extinction? by jwiegley · · Score: 1

    I feel extinction is too harsh a word. We generally use it when we imply that the absence of the item in question is a bad thing. I see absolutely nothing wrong with the entire human race speaking one, single language. Even if it isn't the one I learned as a child.

    I'm stuck at an institution that prioritizes "diversity" over almost everything else, including educational outcomes. But a language is not who somebody is. A single language does not imply discrimination of a person any more than selecting only strong athletes for a professional team is. Discrimination is about penalizing somebody for who they are; for attributes they have no control over. But language is something we can choose. I can choose to learn a specific language or I can choose to ignore it and I should have to live with the consequences of my choice.

    I'm glad to see languages dying off at a high rate. It's not "extinction", which I think implies destruction of living organisms. It's a move towards are more unified world where there is greater understanding between everybody. There is nothing special about any language that indicate that resources should be spent to "save" it. Yes, some people will feel nostalgic about their mother-tongue... get over it.

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  213. Still is to replace the letter by alfrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While modern day English uses an apostrophe to indicate the possessive, it wasn't always the case. It evolved from the English genitive form, which looked like either "-his" or "-es" (and a few other variations) depending on your location.

    So to say "The stone's" it'd be "stones" Or "stonhis". Eventually the h was lost (H's are are common to be dropped, they don't sound too much) and the ' replaced the "i" in the written language, as little written aid. So in a sense it is still to indicate a missing letter.

  214. Languages and the Human condition.... by flajann · · Score: 1
    Indeed, it is sad to see a language fade into obscurity, but it is not necessarily a bad thing from the human perspective. If speaking language B makes you a bit more affluent, a bit more in connection with the world at large, a bit more prosperous than language A, then perhaps language B should die. It's all about memetics, after all.

    As much as possible records of the dying languages should be made and recorded for further study. But I find the article a bit alarmist in its tone. The push a few years ago was to wipe out world hunger. We've gotten much closer to that than we were, say, 30 or 40 years ago. But in so doing, we have introduced new ecomonies to peoples that never had it before, and for them to live and thrive in those new ecomonies, they must speak the languages of those new ecomonies. Plain and simple. I get the impression that Stefan Lovgren would rather see us return to the old ways of isolation and poverty just to sustain language diversity.

    And a child shall lead them. Yes, children do represent the future, and those children want to grow into successful individuals. They do not want to live the way their parents have. And can you blame them, really? Anderson is unrealistic in his approach of "The only way to ensure the survival of a language, the pair said, is to ensure that six-year-olds feel it is valued." Just how do you do that? And if you are successful, do you also cheat that 6-year-old's future from being a more prosperous one to being doomed to be the same "failures" as their parents? Not to say that the old ways have "failed", per se, but really, in a way they have, and we should just own up to that. Celebrate the 6-year-olds for seeing the writing on the wall and seizing their own futures. To hell with suffering just to keep the academics happy! You academics out there should get off your collective butts and preserve what you can while you can, not try to make people feel bad for wanting a better future.

  215. Re: Bears and evil by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

    But seriously you might never even have thought that bears are evil had you not encountered that language (even if at 2nd hand).
    No, I have, but only due to The Colbert Report.

  216. good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good riddance to bad rubbish

  217. Let language evolve. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    Who needs language protectionism? Let language evolve to fit our changing needs. I think it's quite obvious that we live in a communications culture where communication happens much more often, between more people, and much faster than ever before. If anything we're becomming better at expressing ourselves. English and Japanesse are probably the most used languages among this high-communications culture with bits of other languages likely to be mixed in as needed and to fit native speakers of other languages. Words are getting more abbreviated and less punctuation is being used. What punctuation remains has been changed into emoticons. The written language is undergoing a massive change but I don't think it's a problem.

    If you want to use a given language or stick to rigid adherence to rules of grammar and spelling then go for it. There is plenty of room for everyones way of expressing themselves. I encourage you to put content online so that future generations can use it as a reference. Eventually the language will decide to move back towards a more rigid grammar and spelling and by leaving content online it'll be easier for future generations to fo this.

    I expect language will mostly move in the direction of a single language with a lot of flux though. Our technology is tearing down the walls of distance and culture and causing our society to undergo increasingly rapid changes. Language needs to be able to deal with that. Unknown words are easy to look up now - if you find a word you don't grok then just Google it.

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  218. The world needs 7,000 languages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like it needs 7,000 Linux distributions.

  219. But... by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    English is wiping other languages out (becoming the lingua franca, if you will) [...]

    But English isn't wiping other languages out. Regional lingua francas, in general, are wiping other languages out. The extinction of languages is probably more to the benefit of Mandarin, Cantonese, Portuguese, Russian, Hindi, Bangla, Punjabi, Spanish, Javanese, Wolof, Lingala, Swahili, Hausa, Yoruba, Tagalog, Bambara and several dozen others, than it is to the benefit of Enlgish.

  220. Linguistics 101 reminder. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While modern day English uses an apostrophe to indicate the possessive, [...]

    No, to indicate the possessive, English uses an inflectional suffix (with weird syntax/morphology, but I digress).

    You're making a Linguistics 101 error: the grammar of a language must be stated in terms of its spoken form, not in terms of its orthography. Orthography is a very imperfect and inconsistent rendition of the language.

  221. Says who? by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    The primary function of language is not communication; it's cognition.

    Says who? You can repeat that statement as much as you like, and it doesn't make true even the unstated presupposition that there is such a thing as a "primary" function of language.

    There are some functions of language that you're not acknowledging at all, too, like establishing and maintaining group boundaries, with the obvious political and economical consequences.

  222. Re:Good /bad thing? - Irrelevent. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    The difference now is that there are forces that speed up the extinction of non-self-sustaining types of cultures.

    Aren't you assuming here that whether a culture is "self-sustaining" is an independent fact about the culture itself? This statement, as I read it, is profoundly circular, because the cultures in question are quite likely "non-self-sustaining" precisely because of the forces in question.

  223. Darg'l Igmazt greugl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Iglaa't migl nagart hooglak. Binjar viq' favvty glagit! Glawby jambil roozh?

  224. Wittgenstein in context by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    I think Wittgenstein said it best -

    "The limits of my language mean the limits of my world."

    Wittgenstein was wrong, then. Or else how do you think a child learns the word for "soft", if the concept is beyond him before learning the word (and associating it with the concept) ? In fact, how is anyone able to learn anything ?

    Heh, that Wittgenstein quote is totally out of context. Wittgenstein says that in the Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, which is his early work, that he later repudiated (and I'm not sure that it means in context what GP thinks it does; I don't understand the Tractatus very well). In his latter work, he makes exactly the same argument you're making here: "only someone who already knows how to do something with it can significantly ask a name" (Philosophical Investigations, 31).

  225. Shared bad assumption by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    You and GP both share a bad assumption that's common among non-linguists when they discuss language. To put it very roughly, it's the assumption that a language is a bag of words.

    One of the important things in learning linguistics is to understand that, contrary to what lettered people in your culture would have you believe, words are boring little details; what's important about the language isn't whether it has words for such and such concept, but rather, how it organizes the encoding of situations into utterances; what aspects of the situation, given the system of choices that the grammar forces upon you, must obligatorily be encoded by the sentence, which may optionally be so, and which require circumlocution to encode.

    Good examples are evidentiality and spatial relations. Evidentiality is when a language's grammar requires you to encode, as part of your sentence, the nature of the evidence that supports it: whether you saw the situation described with your own eyes, whether somebody told you it, whether you inferred it from other things, etc. Spatial relations have to do with whether you encode the spatial relation between two objects referred to in a sentence in, for example, terms that are relative to the orientation of your own body ("sit on the chair to my left"), or, as another example, in absolute directional terms ("sit on the northern chair").

    Yes, the claim that other languages are special because they have words for concepts that yours don't is a bit of a red herring (when you try to give it substance, you're really going to end up talking about anthropology, not about linguistics). But the reason it's a red herring is because words are not very important.

  226. You're missing an important fact here. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    c) The descendants of recent immigrants to the USA are adopting English and losing their native language at a faster rate than in the past.

    1. Re:You're missing an important fact here. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      The descendants of recent immigrants to the USA are adopting English and losing their native language at a faster rate than in the past

      Then why is everything bilingual?

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  227. "My worst enemy gave me a copy of Windows ..." by rts008 · · Score: 1

    I'll bet he even puts anthrax in the salt shakers at the Ihop just for kicks!

    I would be tempted to 'chroot' his rectum with a fence post,'chdir' his head to his colon, then recompile his kernels with a swift kick to his scrotum.

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  228. Culture drain no, culture evolution yes. by w1z4rd · · Score: 1

    While to some people clinging onto dead languages means the world to them, language like just about everything in the universe is subject to evolution. English is a perfect example of that, starting with West Germanic roots and moving through to modern day English. All languages are subject to the rules of change in evolution.

    Ungainly and less used languages like their living counterparts in the animal kingdom are bound to slowly die out and become extinct. Where some people see a culture drain, I see a culture explosion. Whatever language we end up speaking in 1000 years from now, even if it is English, it will not be familiar to those of us around today.

    Change is inevitable, and its normally for the best. Evolution has a way of choosing whats most efficient and what works the best.

  229. "Shibboleths" or "La Lengua de los Conquistadores" by The+Monster · · Score: 1

    You can repeat that statement as much as you like, and it doesn't make true even the unstated presupposition that there is such a thing as a "primary" function of language.
    That's an interesting turn of phrase. "Unstated presupposition". It's almost as if not thinking of a particular combination of words, much less saying them out loud, implies not thinking about the process of reasoning (as stated by those words) that leads to a conclusion. Thanks for helping out.

    primary adj 1 : first in order of time or development

    Before you could communicate that to me, you had to think of it first. And even when you have no intention of communicating with anyone, and you're just thinking, you're still using language to do most of it.

    There are some functions of language that you're not acknowledging at all, too, like establishing and maintaining group boundaries, with the obvious political and economical consequences.
    Are you suggesting that one of those functions is primary?

    Those are interesting things to discuss, though. For instance, by teaching various ethnic groups primarily in languages other than English, we encourage them to maintain group boundaries, with the obvious economic consequence of lower-paying jobs. Was that what you wanted me to acknowledge?

    What was that name you just thought of that might apply to me? That's use of language for thinking.

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  230. Ultimately, english will follow the path of latin. by francisco.colaco · · Score: 1

    Ultimately, english will evolve into another language and the present day english will be as strange to a year 3000 speaker as latin is to a today's spaniard or middle english to a british today. Of course, the writing of a language and the aphabetisation and the media, these all promote the perenisation of english. But in an era of k-sms writing, and given the rampant functional illiteracy of most under 30, as seen from english natives writing on Slashdot, I think all civilisation conquests we have amassed from the high middle ages 'till today may die off in a couple of generations.



    That worries me both as a parent and as an avid reader.



    In a globalisation era (not the first), languages will die off. What did the etruscans spoke in Italy before the romans, or the iberans in Spain? Nobody knows. Languages will always die off, because ultimately a language is a tool that allows me to talk to the other. While it is true that a language promotes of at the least shows a particular view on an universe, it would be quite stupid if I invented a language nobody could speak but me just to show my view of the universe.



    Ultimately, like in the roman empire (I have read onve about the roman acculturation in my region), or in Africa today (lived there), people communicate in two or three languages: the mother tongue (used by the family), the neigburhood tongue and the official tongue (french, english, spanish or portuguese in Africa and greek or latin in the old roman empire).



    I do not pity thus when a tongue becomes extinct. It just served no purpose to the people, so they left it in their own will. All I wish is that the language is recorded, both in writing and phonographic form, for future reference from archeologists and historians. And then, may it die in peace. What I would not like at all is someone impose me the language I should speak because my tongue, that serves me no more, is about to get extinct, coming from english speakers, whose tongue s not and is more useful as a transmission languages.



    BTW, I speak fluently four tongues, and speak and write well three more.

  231. Good. by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    "The World's Languages Are Fast Becoming Extinct"

    Good.

    Fewer languages means more people can talk to each other. That's good imho. It means the world is shrinking. If the world becomes small enough, maybe we'll have less reason to hate each other. Or at least we can hate each other for better reasons than not being able to understand each other.

    What? Was i supposed to say something about hegemony, imperialism or monoculture? Sorry.

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  232. Re:Good /bad thing? - Irrelevent. by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

    This is false. In africa, the amazon, and other places with lots of tribes and villages living close to one another, who regularly trade and intermarry, it is commonplace for a person growing up to speak five or six languages.

    Here in Malaysia, I don't know a single person who is not bilingual. The overwhelming majority of my friends are trilingual or more.

    There are multiple major languages for cultural and political reasons; the people are living side-by-side with each other - no geographic isolation required.

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  233. Re:Straßenbahnhaltestelle by djasbestos · · Score: 1

    I) Er sagte mir, daß er nach Hause gehe, aber ich weiß, daß er zum Kino geht.
    II) Wäre ich da, hätte ich ihm den Arsch aufgerissen.

    Yeah, have/be is annoying but at least consistent, three genders I have learned to deal with, but prefer the implicit single one of English, excepting pronouns, which is fine. As a kid, I always thought "transitive" meant "in transit" and "intransitive" meant "not in transit" (IE not moving), which, as you said, is quite confusing.

  234. Re:"Shibboleths" or "La Lengua de los Conquistador by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    Before you could communicate that to me, you had to think of it first.

    Says who? That's not an empirical claim. It's a philosophical claim, and a controversial one. E.g., Fodor supports this ("language of thought"), while (late) Wittgenstein was very much against it. When you get down to concrete and realistic psychological models, how do you propose to distinguish the parts that constitute "thinking" from those that constitute "speaking"? How are you going to reconcile this with pervasive parallel processing in the brain, or with clear evidence that people start to say their sentences before they've managed to formulate them completely?

    Are you suggesting that one of those functions is primary?

    No, I'm suggesting that there do not exist principled criteria by which we can take a set of agreed-upon functions of language, and decide which of them is "primary." That's value-talk, not fact-talk. (And in fact, I don't even agree that there are criteria that we can use to individuate "functions" of language in a discrete manner. Which doesn't mean that language serves no functions, just that there is no well-defined set of functions that language serves.)

  235. Re:Maybe... What value hath Culture? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

    I agree also. This really is the wrong forum for the cognoscenti.

    Good God, this sub-thread has devolved into one pathetic wankfest.

    For example, the Ubykh language (Circassian) is no more, with the last speaker dying in 1992. As a culture, they had skills and methods that are now lost to us. The skills may not be important to a Chinese trying to understand an Indian speaking English on front line support, but they were damn good horse breeders and riders and could foretell the future by casting beans or looking at a shoulder blade of an animal.

    Alas poor cognoscenti, if only The Last Ubykh had spent more time in the gym and less time tossing his beans, maybe you could have interrogated him before he kicked it, and unlocked the secrets of the future. Armed with his ancient knowledge, you'd spend your days in the zoo, reading the shoulder blades of its inhabitants just as if they were tomorrow morning's newspaper.

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  236. You better THINK! by The+Monster · · Score: 1

    Before you could communicate that to me, you had to think of it first.
    Says who? That's not an empirical claim. It's a philosophical claim, and a controversial one. E.g., Fodor supports this ("language of thought"), while (late) Wittgenstein was very much against it. When you get down to concrete and realistic psychological models, how do you propose to distinguish the parts that constitute "thinking" from those that constitute "speaking"?
    Well, the part where your mouth moves and sound comes out of it is "speaking". The part that stays inside your brain, without driving motor neurons, is "thinking", even when it's "thinking about speaking". I can't see how it's possible to think about communicating in a language without an internal manipulation of the language preceding the actual communication.

    Or are you suggesting that you were able to read what I'd said, and post a reply to it, without doing any thinking about what you'd read or written? You just open your mouth (or place fingers to keyboard) and let words fall out without thinking of them first? If that is your habit, then no wonder the idea is so controversial to you.

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  237. Re:Maybe... What value hath Culture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I suppose you understand the art of divination by casting beans? Or do you prefer reading tea leaves? Chicken entrails?
    Perhaps the art of reading carpets is more your style?
    At what point would you give up your culture and your name?
    Once the name of Kabir disappears, there will only be 98 names of God left.
    That is the seriousness of losing a language; losing the culture and the meanings behind all those parts that make it up.
    Sure, we do need a universal speak, but let's not lose what we already have.
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  238. Re:Rubbish. hmmmnnn.. by aqk · · Score: 1

    Well, I managed to peruse this far. (yawn)

    Then I saw the dreaded reference to "Chomsky" introduced. And gave up.

    A pox on all your apostrocalyptic arguments.


  239. Re:Rubbish. hmmmnnn.. by ajs · · Score: 1

    Well, I managed to peruse this far. (yawn)

    Then I saw the dreaded reference to "Chomsky" introduced. And gave up. First off, you're responding to the wrong post. I didn't bring up Chomsky. That said, unless you've been a linguistics professor since the 60s and are recognized as an expert in the field, I really don't think you get to hand-wave at Chomsky like that. If you want to make specific points about his work that you feel contradict his findings or the way his work is interpreted, then I'd welcome the discussion. Otherwise, you're just a kid the schoolyard complaining that "these damned structural engineers" get bridge design all wrong.
  240. People think such muddy thoughts by bewing · · Score: 1

    It is not languages that embody unique cultures and ways of thinking. It is PEOPLE who embody unique cultures and ways of thinking. This planet now holds 6.5 billion unique cultures and ways of thinking. If you want more, then you want a breeding program, not a language preservation program. Languages, in and of themselves, are just a coding scheme. Trying to assign them more weight than that is simply romanticizing the subject, and irrational.

    Even if it were true that languages embody ideas -- not all ideas are equally valuable. Each dying language was contained within a culture that was in contact with neighboring cultures. If we grant, arguendo, that there are ideas being lost with the languages, then they are ideas that had so little appeal and vigor that none of the neighboring cultures felt the ideas were worth being assimilated, emulated, or spread -- otherwise the ideas would also be embodied within other languages that are not being lost.

    Presuming that some derivative form of English will be one of the final few dominant languages (or the very final one) is not mono-lingual prejudice. I once asked a multi-lingual Vietnamese what the EASIEST "second" language was, for him to learn. He said, "Oh, English by far!" If you understand that, and you understand that humans are genetically programmed to trend toward the easiest paths, then the outcome is inevitable. Overall numbers of speakers as of today is almost an irrelevant issue. In the end, it will simply come down to which language is the easiest to learn. If your language of choice is not as easy for a non-native to learn as English, then your language will eventually die. I'll wager money on it. Conduct your own poll -- see for yourself.

    I also disagree about the wondrous value of learning multiple languages. I spent several years learning to say the same things in French that I can say in English. 99.99% of every one of those 7000 languages is devoted to communicating identical content. This is extremely inefficient. Condense out the interesting .01% of each that I cannot say in English, and I will gladly learn it. Until then, it is not an efficient use of time or brainpower.

    Please note, too, that NOT ONE CULTURE in all of recorded history has lasted forever. So for those here who are weeping about how painful it is to lose your cultural heritage -- that may very well be true, but it is historically inevitable for every culture, and every language. It's just a matter of time.

    One other thing: we have now entered the digital age. Many people start with an outdated basic assumption that info and understanding about cultural differences is hard to find, and therefore precious. But it won't be long until all this multicultural info is available at your fingertips. In 20 years, you will have 10 lifetime's worth of learning about cross-cultural differences sitting right in front of you at any moment. In that upcoming era of overabundant info on cultures and language, much of this debate will look silly.

  241. Strine correct English by bewing · · Score: 1

    Fair dinkum, mate!

  242. omg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IDK....my BFF, Jill?