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  1. Re:Looney Tunes on The Era of Saturday Morning Cartoons Is Dead · · Score: 1

    also nobody can take a fucking joke anymore. fat guy getting hit by a bus? HILARIOUS. oh no, we're making fun of fat people now.

    That, and crass commericalism. Looney Tunes came out without all that merchandise that modern cartoons now require. Fuck the TMNT, bring back Marvin the Martian.

  2. anything is good in garlic butter on Is an Octopus Too Smart For Us To Eat? · · Score: 1

    but octopus is just gross

  3. darwinism on Downtown Project Suicides Shock High Tech Community · · Score: 0

    depression is a terrible fate from which to suffer. only the strong-willed survive, as the weak kill themselves after depression has feasted upon their souls.

  4. Re:There goes HIPAA on Facebook Ready To Get Into Healthcare · · Score: 0

    bow down before the inventors of the Mouse, the 3.5" floppy, and multimedia features in every computer

  5. HIGHlarious on Facebook Ready To Get Into Healthcare · · Score: 1

    From the social network that outlawed breastfeeding comes a new service for helping people track their health records. Christ what a load of bunk.

  6. Re:Kinda torn on this one on After Dallas Ebola Diagnosis, CDC Raises Estimate of Patient's Possible Contacts · · Score: 1

    The Big Mac is more dangerous than Ebola. But no McDonalds CEOs will ever go to prison.

  7. will they bill the ebola victim? on After Dallas Ebola Diagnosis, CDC Raises Estimate of Patient's Possible Contacts · · Score: 1

    if you are infected with a deadly disease and set foot on an airplane with the intent to leave the country when you should be quarantined, is that a terrorist action?

  8. It's not that simple on Could Maroney Be Prosecuted For Her Own Hacked Pictures? · · Score: 1

    shit, kids routinely do questionable shit for no goddamned reason at all. if maroney was selling her pix, that would be a whole different story.

    this reminds me, instead of getting busted for prostitution, bring a video camera and make a movie. at that point it makes the john an entrepreneur, and the hooker is the "talent"

  9. is it art or porn? on Could Maroney Be Prosecuted For Her Own Hacked Pictures? · · Score: 2

    i'm no advocate for child porn, but many famous photographers have taken naked pictures of their kids. hell, my mom probably has a couple of adorable photos of me or my brother taking a bath as a baby -- but that's not PORN. americans are stupid about the naked body, and need to stop twisting everything into some kind of perversion. there's muppet "porn", for chrissakes, and that only hurts what, a bunch of felt and glue? a muppeteer's feelings?

  10. Re:Unified Experience Across Devices on Microsoft Announces Windows 10 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a unified experience means putting start menus on phones, like Windows Mobile 6.0 -- which I enjoyed, btw, although it was dog slow. good keyboard and stylus though.

  11. 7-8-8.1-10 on Microsoft Announces Windows 10 · · Score: 0

    somebody check -- is that an Intel math coprocessor bug?

  12. do as carl icahn wants on eBay To Spin Off PayPal · · Score: 1

    how to the rich get richer? they have sponsors like carl icahn who come up with nefarious plans to squeeze profits from services, ahem, from customers.

  13. Re:Start menu usage dropped in lieu of what? on Microsoft's Asimov System To Monitor Users' Machines In Real Time · · Score: 1

    hell i keep going back to CLASSIC desktop settings

  14. start menu usage drops when there's no start menu on Microsoft's Asimov System To Monitor Users' Machines In Real Time · · Score: 1

    duh

  15. "may descend into anarchy?" - unclear on concept on Piracy Police Chief Calls For State Interference To Stop Internet "Anarchy" · · Score: 1

    the internet _is_ anarchy, following only the rules of TCP/IP and DNS. i wish the jackbooted thugs of government would just STFU and do something useful for a change.

  16. I'm feeling pretty good about having quit Facebook. It's more difficult for them to track me if I'm not a participant.

  17. Re:Bogus justification on Forest Service Wants To Require Permits For Photography · · Score: 1

    How do I commercially gain from protecting the forest from human abuse / misuse?

  18. militarize the drone, drop bioweapons on enemies on DHL Goes Live With 'Parcelcopter' Drone Delivery Service · · Score: 1

    want to clear the terrorists our of cities? then do the unspeakable

  19. just like in the matrix on Octopus-Inspired Robot Matches Real Octopus For Speed · · Score: 1

    now i'm scared

  20. Ebola could reach a billion victims in one month on CDC: Ebola Cases Could Reach 1.4 Million In 4 Months · · Score: 1

    If we started air-dropping Ebola victims over Chinese cities.

  21. Microsoft is the Iceberg to Michael Dell's Titanic on Now That It's Private, Dell Targets High-End PCs, Tablets · · Score: 0

    I don't care how expensive their new computers are, they're still loaded with Windows 8, 8.1, 9... versions of Windows that nobody wants but Satya Nadella.

  22. 3d scanners + 3d printers will wreak havoc on The UPS Store Will 3-D Print Stuff For You · · Score: 1

    Just wait until you can trade 3d designs of Warhammer 40k armies and print them out assembled for a lower cost than buying them in stores. Having the ability to print D&D & pathfinder miniatures for pennies worth of plastic instead of $4-$30 retail cost will be nice. Reaper Bones may not have as long a lifespan as their lead and pewter predecessors.

  23. Pro Tip: on Dropbox and Google Want To Make Open Source Security Tools Easy To Use · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    When performing maintenance on Sundays, don't turn off passwords for your entire userbase, DROPBOX.

    Bonus tip:
    Hiring Condoleeza Rice told me everything I need to know about you jackasses. If I want to use cloud storage, every other vendor in the world doesn't employ war criminals. So it's easy to choose a vendor who doesn't upset my conscious.

    assmonkeys

  24. Re:Is there a single field that doesn't? on Science Has a Sexual Assault Problem · · Score: 1

    Is it wrong for me to tell a coworker "Nice dress" or "Cool tie"?

    some people misinterpret compliments as sexual harassment, and that's just plain dumb.

  25. NERDS! on Science Has a Sexual Assault Problem · · Score: 1

    Nerd: Look at the terrible NFL and how they treat women.
    Woman: ORLY?