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  1. Re:mmm on The Most Compatible DVD Format: DVD-R · · Score: 1

    If you want to make a player, why would you want to spend extra money to be compatible with some market player who jumped in late and made an incompatible proprietary format to try to kill the competition which is already a STANDARD and perfectly capable of doing exactly the same thing that DVD+R does?

    You've got a very good point.

    But....ummm....perhaps you've heard of a company called...uhhh....what was it again...?

    Microsoft?

    yeah, that's it.

  2. Just proves: on Marriage May Tame Genius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stupidity is hereditary...your kids give it to you.

    :)

    The marriage part...well, I'll let her explain it.

  3. Re:You just need to look at the last line... on Linux vs. SCO: The Decision Matrix · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be better to go to MS and just have everything known?

    AAAAhahahahaha.

    funniest fricking thing I've read all day...and looking at your User#, all I can say is welcome back, you've been away a while, haven't you?

    {seg...j/k}

  4. Re:Disorder?....Nah... on Addicted to Information? · · Score: 1

    Also, I bet there's an information-access disorder analogous to anorexia -- people who avoid as much information as they can.

    It's not that we're lazy....it's that we just don't care...

    (I knew I could get an Office Space ref in here)

  5. Should I? on World's Smallest Desktop Pentium4? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Intel:
    Imagine a BW cluster of these to make the Intraweb go faster.

    Slashdot: /snicker
    yeah, right.

    The thing is the size of my hand {snip}


    Take care you don't burn your...uhhhh....nevermind.
  6. Re:This doesn't strike me as unreasonable. on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · · Score: 1

    If the game crashes or has backdoors or exploits, PEOPLE DON'T DIE.

    True, very good point, but do they respawn and heard the God/Announcer say "you've lost the lead".

    (I had to ask :) )

  7. Re:spl=troll on Apple's G5 Speeds Challenged · · Score: 4, Funny

    He MAY have valid points but his credibility is zero.

    Ummm...this is /. you know.

    Are you new here?

    (yeah, yeah, pot, kettle, black)

  8. Wow...just....WOW. on Flight Simulator 2002 With 13 Monitors And 9 PCs · · Score: 1

    Initial reaction was literally "Oh, Geez" (/sound of awe, hold the shock).

    Of course the pr0n reference was already taken, but wouldn't that joy stick get in the way of...errr...forget I asked.

    Heh, "Is that a fligh stick between your legs or... oh, wait, nevermind.

    /droooooolll

  9. Re:A little history lesson... on Apple Marketing Hypes New PowerMacs · · Score: 1

    * ATI leaks news of updated PowerMac G4s (and summarily gets poor product placement in them afterwards, with Apple favoring Nvidia for years to come)

    Yep, I remember it well, but...
    {story-teller voice == true}
    ...then something happened...you could only get the "low-end" Nvidia cards in the most expensive model.
    Nvidia carried much weight in namesake, despite this and (IIRC) bested the "best" ATI cards of the time.
    But, then, Nvidia stumbled, and ATI actually became the leader (much to the suprise of many).

    The battle still *ahem* 'Rages' on.
    {s-t == off}

    I suppose the theory behind the dislike of leaks is:
    Loose lips sink ship(ping products)s.

    But in this case, the "I want to believe" and "No 970 and all hope is lost" is too strong to quash rumors.

    I'd venture to say that the official announcement will be greeted by a cheer that will raise the roof (and depending on the heat output of the dual, you *might* be able to hear it over the fain noise. :) )

  10. Re:Gripe/Rant About RIAA Posts on RIAA Warns Individual Swappers · · Score: 1

    Good point:

    People here have claimed that the RIAA wants such things as making individual backups of personal CDs, and playing said backups on their computer illegal, and that is simply not true!

    What about copy restriced cd's?

    While the RIAA doesn't mind individual backups, as you say, the RIAA seems to be making it impossible now-a-days to do so? Add to that, the DMCA, which makes it a crime to work around the copy restriction.

    Allowing people to do X, then making it almost impossible to do X and in turn making it illegal to do X is not a good system, IMO.

    That reminds me, I need to backup my CCR disk, it's getting kind of scratched...too bad I can't do the same to Alannis Morsett's disk as it's unplayable in some areas.
    (oh, and shush about my musical tastes, you...the disk was free)

    {heh, interesting, I think I just invalidated your arguement... ...that's a first}

  11. Re:who to trust? on Senator Orrin Hatch a Pirate? · · Score: 1

    # How on Earth would you secure a system with such a wide back door?

    Good question, and I fear that a Microsoft + goatse.cx joke is the only answer.

    gimme a minute.

  12. Hannibal Lectar: "Love the title" on Microsoft Backs Down on Windows 2000 EULA · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft Backs Down on Windows 2000 EULA

    Yes, but did it hurt when they did?

  13. Re:As if the EULA mattered on Microsoft Backs Down on Windows 2000 EULA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh, so you can turn it off alright. Does that change anything?

    Yes, well, until the next security update, bugfix or service pack... ...hey, waitaminute....

    (ever notice how the msn redirect gets put back, outlook express {I've got a kixscript to kill it} and a few other annoyances every update?)

    You are correct, IMO.

  14. Re:Something to consider... on SCO Amends Suit, Clarifies "Violations", Triples Damages · · Score: 1

    I don't think it's an unfair suppository to make at all that Microsoft is viewing this as a high-risk low-cost gamble on SCO winning this fight.

    Man o' man, those three words in that one sentence brought up mental images that no one should have to endure.

    I have to go scrub my brain now.

  15. Re:SCO FUD was successful here (heh) on No Business Like SCO Business · · Score: 4, Funny

    -- this is a very nice operating environment for our porpoises.

    First of all, best typo ever.

    Second: Scott? Scott McNealy, is that you?

    Third (in relation to the typo).

    They call him FLIPPER, FLIPPER....faster than lightning humm-hum-hum-hum-hummm.

    Ok, I'm done...time to go out to the greens and do some dolph...golfin'.

  16. What's missing... on Sex.com Case Finally 'Over' · · Score: 1

    is the sub domain names:

    4play.b4.sex.com

    winemedineme69me.sex.com

    Smoking_after.sex.com

    safe.sex.com

    dontcom.sex.com

    fishnet.stockings.sex.com

    ...uhhh, what were we talking about again?

  17. Unix... on Apple Sued Over Unix Trademark · · Score: 1

    You keep using that word. I do not think you know what it means.

    (no one's used it yet?)

    (ya'll are getting old :) )

  18. Re:do I hear another anti-trust? on Microsoft Acquires RAV Antivirus · · Score: 1

    3. Develop viruses in-house, distribute them, and then distribute patches for those viruses faster than MS. ;)

    (Funny/Flamebait)

    What do you want to bet the first one will be named "Longhorn.vbs"

    {/FF)

    (Yes, I realize the pr0n connection to the term "Longhorn"...but does Microsoft)

    hummm

  19. Ummmm on QuarkXPress 6 For Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    frome Apple's page:
    QuarkXPress has deservedly gained a reputation for reliable printing, offering consistent and dependable output that prevents costly mistakes.

    You mean like every Quark point-oh release?

    /background voice: this is a point-OH release.

    Ummm, errrr...never mind.

    (is this the release with even more annoying copy protection than WPA? Because they seem to have left it off of Apple's write up...I wonder why?)

  20. Re: Shadow and Substance. on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 1

    Thanks a bunch.

    I've been looking for something like this for a looooong time (freebie program/applescript/shell script).

    If it even half-way works I hope your comment gets modded up, because, well having metadata and not using it to its full advantage just seems crazy (as in here's to the crazy ones).

    {I'm not an iCEO, but I play one on /.}

  21. Re:you missed the obvious joke on 43 Million Americans Use P2P Software · · Score: 1

    It's named Mandrake, yet you went for the "racist" angle?

    That's not how it came across to me, I thought it was a porn reference/harry potter ref.

    You know that line of "Ok, now grasp your Mandrake".

    Yeah, baby, YEAH!!!

  22. Re:Doubt it, but... on 43 Million Americans Use P2P Software · · Score: 1

    If anyone is guilty in here, raise your hand...

    You have to tailor your statement to your audience:

    1) If anyone is guilty of using P2P for music, raise your hand...

    2) If anyone is guilty of using P2P for pr0n, raise both hands...

    I think if the MPAA wanted to crack down on porn, like the RIAA is cracking down on music swapping, would they develop a scheme like the RIAA's 32x burner =='s more damages.

    I can see it now: "yes, your honour, we are asking for 16X damages for the defendant download of "behind the green door", based on the speed of which he was...errr....uhhh...how do I explain this...".

    heh.

  23. This just in...the 80 lines were found to be: on SCO Shows 80 Lines of Evidence? · · Score: 1

    /* Drunk now, fix later */

    /* I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue */

  24. Shadow and Substance. on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Panther (10.3) we know is coming, that is a given and that is the substance.

    The "Shadow" is the G5 and even the most die-hard mac fan would most likely utter the phrase:

    I will believe it when I see it.

    IMO, apple needs to figure out if they are going to keep/dump metadata...and stick with it.
    I find it quite half-assed you can generate previews of images, but not store them.
    (with the exception of Internet Explorer, but only one at a time)

    (won't someone think of the pr0n collections?)
    .

  25. Re:subjective world views and causal myopia on BSA Creates Piracy Statistics · · Score: 1

    "And for software, because every PC is a software copying machine, since inception we have had a problem."

    Yes, I'm sure their software sales would be way higher if no one had a PC.


    HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Mod parent up, please, funniest thing I've read all day.

    .