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  1. Re:Cheat Sheet! No Silverlight Required! on Microsoft Battles Vista Perception With Prizes · · Score: 2, Funny

    No kidding, it's like watching the White House press secretary.

  2. Re:Why? on EU Commissioner Proposes 95 year Copyright · · Score: 1

    ...have 'accidents' as soon as there is one positive cash flow

    Logan's Run: The Musical

  3. Re:how many embedded developers are needed? on Where Are Tomorrow's Embedded Developers? · · Score: 1

    ...train people too much in niche fields, ...then you have a market saturation.

    Which, of course, makes the PHBs and HR types very happy.

  4. Re:Stunned on US Senate Votes Immunity For Telecoms · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While we do hold that "just following orders" isn't a suitable defense for war crimes

    AG Mukassey does not agree with that. Last night's interview on Lehrer News Hour had him state that no one can be investigated or charged for waterboarding because previous AG Gonzales said it was legal and that absolves anyone who followed that advice of any crime.

    I don't agree with that, but that is the stance of the country's highest law enforcement official.

  5. Re:What's the best licence? on Best Open Source License For Hardware? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... No, Yellow (fling)...AAAAAGH!

  6. Re:Three! on Microsoft Under Third EU Investigation for OOXML · · Score: 2, Funny

    I see your Van Damme and raise you a Vin Diesel.

    Ow! I think I damaged my brain.

  7. Re:Compassion on Microsoft Under Third EU Investigation for OOXML · · Score: 1

    From the context of the post I would guess it means that the Bush administration is operating as an unaccountable corporate shill rather than a 'for the people' government. Bush Corporation... BushCo.

  8. Re:Where's the Death Star? on Sci-Fi Tech We Could Have Right Now (For a Price) · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... Ballmer would like his new Vader costume

    Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL orbital chair launcher!

  9. Re:Key? on Dutch Unveil Robot Gas Station Attendant · · Score: 1

    If a robot has a mechanical claw in your pocket, you had better *hope* it's the key it comes away with.

  10. Re:My Mutual Fund :-( on 10K Filing Suggests Grim Outlook for SCO · · Score: 1

    The shares of Microsoft should help sustain its value.

  11. Re:Prostitutes on NASA Wants "People People" for Astronaut Core · · Score: 1

    If you had a wig, pepper spray, an adult diaper, a new steel mallet, a knife, rubber tubing, and a large garbage bag, what would you do with them?

    Party like it's 1999!
    When do I get my space wings?

  12. Re:being stuck for the last 20 years doesn't help on Gates Says "A Lot of Work" Ahead In IT Development · · Score: 1

    I weep for the state of computing under MS's jackboot.

    "Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!"
    -- Bill Gates

  13. Re:You forgot one on Windows Vista Annoyances · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's not a drawback, it's a feature.

  14. Re:What if they programmed a war,and nobody logged on Examining the Ethical Implications of Robots in War · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or use an alternative 1960's solution.

  15. Re:Jesus... on Defunct Spy Satellite Falling From Orbit · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...hydrazine, is dangerous enough

    That reminds me of Lance missile crew training. Unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine was the fuel and inhibited red fuming nitric acid was the oxidizer.

    Both are hazardous and there was a leak indicator on the missile containter. IIRC half turned one color for UDMH and the other half turned another color for IRFNA. This usually prompted a question from trainees about what would happen if both were leaking :-D

  16. Re:apply the corporate death penalty, too on Smartphones Patented — Just About Everyone Sued 1 Minute Later · · Score: 1

    It's the officers that should be liquidated.

  17. Re:Great! on Apple Crippled Its DTrace Port · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...my quest for a legion of Mac zombies

    It might be easier to just attend a Macworld conference.

  18. Re:Genius! on IBM Patents Pricing Motorists Off Highways · · Score: 1

    ... a trillion dollar hooker

    Sounds like a government project to me. Is this a purchase option for the missile defense system?

  19. Re:I'm not optimistic. on Bandwidth Caps May Be Critical Error For Broadband Companies · · Score: 1

    They'll complain, but they keep right on paying these companies.

    I recently saw a YouTube video that demonstrated *exactly* this. A ditzy young lady was complaining about her Time Warner Cable internet service. She points out how unreliable the service is and how slow they are to repair a broken line, then follows up with "and I keep paying them month after month after month!"

    I guess her point was supposed to be that it is unfair for her to be reliable in her payments when Time Warner is not reliable in their service. What I was thinking: "That's exactly the kind of service you get when you blindly keep giving them money."

    Everything bad she said about Time Warner is true and I experienced it first hand. I voted with my dollars about 6 months ago by switching to DSL. Did TWC learn a lesson? Maybe. Probably not. But a least there is a small chance that they did.

  20. Re:Damnit! on Failed Avionics a Possible Cause of BA038 Crash · · Score: 3, Funny

    I read it was actually MIX machine code converted directly to Java byte code by a drunken leprechaun.
    Wikipedia is an awesome source.

  21. Re:good, no precedent on Prosthetic-Limbed Runner Disqualified from Olympic Games · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...trade my legs for $20 million

    How about a pay per view televised event where they amputated your legs with a sledge hammer? It would take many swings, but I'm sure 80's celebrity Gallagher could do it with a live audience protected from flying knee meat by a plastic bib.

    Certainly that would fetch $20 million.

  22. Re:Flaimbait article on Pope Cancels Speech After Scientists Protest · · Score: 1

    There were scientists involved and TFA mentioned Galileo...
    isn't that enough to make a nerdling stand on its hind legs and make excited chittering noises?

    So rest assured, due to the diligence of /. editors, this story is very relevant and this post is completely on topic.

  23. Re:Where's the news? on US Satellites Dodging Chinese Missile Debris · · Score: 1

    USA threatened by Chinese junk.

    Really? I thought the Chinese had small penises.

  24. Tata Improved MPG Option on $2500 Tata Nano Car Unveiled in India · · Score: 1

    Just hitch a horse to the front like they did in that Borat movie.

  25. Re:I knew it... on Warner Backs Blu-Ray. End Times For HD-DVD? · · Score: 1

    What is "TrueHD audio" when it's at home?

    It is high resolution, high sample rate, multichannel uncompressed audio. Usually 24bit/96kHz 5.1.

    Surely not a big CON for idiots with 'golden ears' who can't actually hear the MUSIC properly? Why is is that 'audiophiles' always listen to crap music?

    I can hear the difference between compressed and uncompressed audio. I can hear a difference between stereo and 5.1. But if you are happy listening to a 128kbps MP3 through earbuds, more power to you.